No team with such injuries stood any chance.

Against the World Champs? Not worth a glance.

The Blazers were DOA, a team dead on its feet!

Except Zombie Blazers cannot learn defeat.

K*be had thoughts of winning and he had the ball,

Then he met Martell, and his game hit the wall.

Limping on like Roy through the cold Portland rain,

I watched Zombie Blazers eat K*be's brain!

Oh! L*ker fans, you must all lament,

Each of these nine that have now come and went.

But never did anyone the likes of this see,

The cold, beating Heart of the Blazer Zombie.