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1/4/10 It's the JD



Junk sat alone on a bench in the park
"My name is Marvin," he'd casually remark
Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets
He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates

It's Junk, It's Junk
What's in his head?
It's Junk, It's Junk, It's Junk
Is it in-bred?

Junk was a big celebrity
He told BRP that he really had to pee
He never feels too dumb because
His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does

It's Junk, It's Junk
He's kinda square
It's Junk, It's Junk, It's Junk
What's with that hair?

Run... run... run, run, now Marvin
Run... run... run like the wind now
Run... run... run, run, now Marvin
Run... stop!

His buddy Mortimer was a shrimp-lovin' man
His friend with no legs he called TominHawaiian
His girlfriend GLove was kind of a slut
He went to the Rose Garden, showed DTL his butt

It's Junk, It's Junk
It's's not too bright
It's Junk, It's Junk, It's Junk
But it's alright

Is this Junk out of it's head?
I think so
Is this Junk really brain dead?
I think so
Did this Junk make lots of bread?
I think so
And that's all I have to say about that

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