Junk 9-10-09-True Lies
by 92wastheyear on Sep 9, 2009 9:49 PM PDT
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PrintSo this one time in the Junk drawer...
...A somewhat minor character in the land of Sedge set out to create the mandatory daily repository of inane blather called The Junk Drawer (mainly 'cause he had some inane blather to put in it). The day was August 29th 2008. It was in the depths of the summer doldrums and the topic was very mundane (some tripe about about how awesome it was that football season had started..arrg). So it comes as no suprise that there was not much response.It was obvious that it wasn't a world beater of a JD....no question at all..... but much to this poster's dismay it became the model of futility ...the least commented of all the JD's in the HISTORY of junk. The poster in question was of course .....92wastheyear. 92wastheyear just hoped that this indignity would just fade into obscurity...alas that was never to be.
First a little background info about 92wastheyear. You see he was still new to the community that was the BLedge...and more than anything he wanted to be like that mythic smart-ass god of the internet....the esteemed...immortal.....TominHawaii. That being said, it was almost inevitable what came next. A few dayslater The great Tominhawaii ....92's hero...role-model..muse..whatever...mentioned 92 in one of comments!!! 92, breathless with excitement, began to read the comment.....Oh no!!! It read: "Remember when 92wastheyear had a junk drawer with only 35 comments?"92 was horrified! His hero not only knew about the 35 comment debacle (some weird internet thingy caused it to drop to 34), but actually was pointing it out to everyone!!! oh the shame almost too much to bear!! 92 did the only thing he could ...and made some quip about it being "a slow time of the year" and slunk off to lick his wounds. But as he lay in a fetal position, randomly pecking at his keyboard from time to time in an effort to appear lifelike...relief came from an unlikely source ....Bow4Meow! B4M made a random comment to the effect the this horrible JD was actually good...his thinking was that the unbeleivably bad JD was in fact sooo good that nothing else could be added by having a bunch of comments...it was perfection as is!! Of course this was a load of crap, but it gave 92 an idea....an idea that would take a long time to pull off....but just audacious enough that evenTom would chuckle with delight at the sheer ballsy-ness of it.
The plan was this....92 would consistantly use self deprecating humour regarding the JD whenever it was mentioned (and sometimes even when it wasn't) and Bow4 would defend it!! This in turn would grow 92's stature within the BEdge community.Everytime it was mentioned, the legend grew larger and larger until it was known throughout the cyber neighborhood known as the Junk Drawer. It shouldn't have worked (and wouldn't have either) without Bow's persistance and (I suspect) the guiding hand of Annthefan. But it did....It worked to perfection!! But as 92's fame grew ....so did another's jealousy.
Next came the now infamous actions of March 22, 2009....that started a chain of events that even 92 was unable to control.
A poster with the now record breaking name of Engineer Scotty watched the acsent of 92wastheyear with first scorn and then ...envy!! Scotty came up with a plan to steal the limelight ....a diabolical plan! He would post camoflaged JD drawer on the slowest ....most distracted day of the BLedge calander...March 22nd! This would insure that he would then hold the least commented Junk Drawer record ....and have all the glory therein....to himself. And whether you agree this was honorable or not, he certainly didn't deserve what happened next. You see...one person ...and one person alone..saw through his scheme.... Annthefan!
We may never know exactly what happened to Engineer Scotty, but we know one thing for sure ...Ann liked 92. No one quite knows why....maybe she liked the twinkle in his blues eyes ...or maybe he dropped a rakish "+92" on one her radical left-wing comments...either way, An like 92 and....Scotty was never to be seen again. All we know for sure is that Ann was the last one to see him alive.....and the record breaking Junk went unseen as well....that is..until today.
I am 92wastheyear ....and I am, in fact, glad to be out from under the weight of that horrible record ...and I would have gladly handed it off to Scotty...if he were only here to take it. As for Ann ....I can't blame her for what she did ....I cause feelings in others they, themselves don't understand. However ....there is one thing I have to tell her....Ann....if you can hear me....Tom is blameless. He was put up to posting yesterdays junk, and thus exposing your secret. If you must wreck vengence.....wreck it on Broyposse and his running dog Cablinasian...for they are truly to blame.
Your friend always, 92
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great hidden message!
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
-= cortigiana onesta de BEdge =-
if grammatically troublesome
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
-= cortigiana onesta de BEdge =-
no way!
maybe you just got stung by a jellyfish? lots of completely reasonable reasons why you may pee down your leg… i got nothing but luv for yu!!!
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
-= cortigiana onesta de BEdge =-
by galacticlove on Sep 9, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Monty on Martell
he doesn’t just have 3pt range, he can shoot 5-6 feet behind the 3pt line, with ease
MACHINE
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
omg... it's like a soap opera around here...
as the junk turns…
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
-= cortigiana onesta de BEdge =-
by galacticlove on Sep 9, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
hahahahahahah
reminds me of a certain “shock value” video…. or Bruno…
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
Anyone remember when this was?
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
nevermind I found it :)
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/7/13/948465/the-ultimate-battle-of-junk-7-14-09#18191359
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
sorta
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 9, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Scotty gets credit
cause that was pretty badass of him
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
News to me.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
+92!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
greatest Junk Drawer of all time!!!!!!!
btw 92, i’m Cab’s running dog…not the other way around.
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
CTC feels no need to apologize for its actions. As a company, the mission is to inform the public.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
I need no apologies
however Ann and her wrath knows no such artificial boundaries. Think about it
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 9, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
fanboy that was the anonymous Mod waiting to hide the JD to scare 92's record...
and THIS is not the secret
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
So we don't know what happened to BlazerManiacAndy
but…I think I discovered his girlfriend’s name.
Ha for big man coach!
he was auditioning today for the national anthem
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
Did you really just direct everyone to a quote by he who shall not be named?
There's always money in the banana stand!
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he had a hawt avatar
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
there is one secret but i won't expose it tonight about this Junk Opera...
it will blow minds…..
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
tell me!!!
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
-= cortigiana onesta de BEdge =-
by galacticlove on Sep 9, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
drop the bomb homie
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
no.. i mean just tell me!!!!
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
-= cortigiana onesta de BEdge =-
by galacticlove on Sep 9, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
“I TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCESS AND THEN YOU STAB ME IN THE BACK!!!!”
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
by cloudydays on Sep 9, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i'm loyal.. i swear!!
you got dirt on me!!!
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
-= cortigiana onesta de BEdge =-
by galacticlove on Sep 9, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
okay.. test me...
i’ll prove my undying loyalty to all things brp!!!!
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
-= cortigiana onesta de BEdge =-
by galacticlove on Sep 9, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
i'll be better, popi...
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
-= cortigiana onesta de BEdge =-
by galacticlove on Sep 9, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
oh..and now you turn around the threat...
so lady like of you
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
it’s a necessary skill of any cortigiana…
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
-= cortigiana onesta de BEdge =-
by galacticlove on Sep 9, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
i can't tonight...it will start some major BEdge drama
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
no way.. not me!!!!!
i was just playing the inside corner!!!!! i swear!!!! gimmmeee my sweet lil’ blazersedge!!!
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
-= cortigiana onesta de BEdge =-
by galacticlove on Sep 9, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
well, i did say it... just then..
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
-= cortigiana onesta de BEdge =-
by galacticlove on Sep 9, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
i got your back;) even though you post my photoshopped mug everywhere hahaha
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
go Victor!
“whilst Blazers draftee Victor Claver contributed a solid, if unspectacular two turnovers, one foul and one missed shot in seven minutes of action.”
by In Walks Rudy on Sep 9, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
he looks good out there...
for how much he is out there…
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
-= cortigiana onesta de BEdge =-
by galacticlove on Sep 9, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
?
Who are these asternwarning.com clowns?? ;)
"You've been warned...!"
A Stern Warning : http://www.asternwarning.com
I'd stay well clear of them
… and don’t make eye contact. Just back away.
"You've been warned...!"
A Stern Warning : http://www.asternwarning.com
As I stated earlier in my Solomon like wisdom
Scotty as his reward for his cleverness in spelling junk backwards should be awarded the official drocer for the least comments in a knuj reward tsop.
by southern oregon on Sep 9, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
funny to think that I remember this stuff
and only two of my four sisters’ birthdays
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
you get a hockey assist
I’ll send cards. Can you help me with their names?
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Sep 9, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Franny and Bertha?
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 9, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
close - those are my brothers' names
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Sep 9, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
its good to know that
the least commented jd of all time happened on my birthday, that is right up there with the other major events of that day: michael jackson’s b-day, hurricane katrina first striking and (of course) john mccain’s b-day
auspicious
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Sep 9, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
MY BIRTHDAY IS COOLER
I share it with MICHAEL JORDAN (greatest basketball player ever), LUPE FIASO (effing beast on the mic), and paris hilton (well….. atleast shes rich)
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
When it falls in a forrest?
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Sep 9, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
this sound?
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
by broyposse on Sep 9, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Thankfully I've never seen your (likely not-so-)big bock bock, despite the many times you've tried to show it off.
Ha for big man coach!
by prezofdeath on Sep 9, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
what are you talking about?!??!?! that wasn't even what i was thinking in your chicken sounds
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
greeeeeeen
There's always money in the banana stand!
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it what you told us last night?
DO NOT Celebrate the 2nd Annual National Kick-a-Ginger day on November 20, 2009!!!!! ITS MEAN!!!!!
what did he tell us last night?
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
stupid internet connection fail...
pleeeease tell me dearest gingery one! :D
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
-= cortigiana onesta de BEdge =-
by galacticlove on Sep 9, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
wait about 5 hours until I have to get up again
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Sep 9, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
you are the master of anti-climactivity
your stick figure post was “almost ready” for like 6 hours.
If your news is that your president of a swingers club, that’s not news.
There's always money in the banana stand!
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by TheTinfoil on Sep 9, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
unless he links to a site
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Sep 9, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
worth the wait
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
-= cortigiana onesta de BEdge =-
by galacticlove on Sep 9, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
i just give her respect by not calling her a blogho...or whatever rumor you started
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
rec!!!!
prez is sooo mean!!!
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
-= cortigiana onesta de BEdge =-
by galacticlove on Sep 9, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
he doesn't have to pay me!!
I’m attracted to the power..
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
-= cortigiana onesta de BEdge =-
by galacticlove on Sep 9, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
and i was gonna give you a gift tonight too Tin...smh
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Rudy-lover ate all that???
smh…the diet plan is down the drain i guess…did you ball today?
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
nah, I worked late and then came home to do homework.
Too dang busy for ball :-(
Ha for big man coach!
also should be noted:
haven’t been in a basketball mood much—something must be wrong with me. I haven’t even been shooting hoops for fun lately. So really using work/school as an excuse isn’t fair. I just haven’t been in the mood.
Ha for big man coach!
not good...everyone needs the excercise...
just cuz your gf tells you, you look hot, just wait tell your dating-moon is over
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
i think she likes him for the scars
There's always money in the banana stand!
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Hahahah she was so grossed out when it happened.
All the way home we barely even looked at each other. It was hell.
Ha for big man coach!
it's true!!!
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
-= cortigiana onesta de BEdge =-
by galacticlove on Sep 9, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I like gifts
except for herpes. I don’t want that. Sometimes the best gifts are not free
There's always money in the banana stand!
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these are definitely free....tell me know if you don't want them
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
oh i want them, as long as they're not contagious
There's always money in the banana stand!
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goodnight all - keep on doing whatever it is that you are doing
and if anyone blows the lid off the junk drawer, remember to put it back
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
wheres the pic?
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
In other news
We are in for a moderate “El Nino” winter which is not a bad thing,more rain,less of the stupid ice and snow,lots of waves and the weather on the coast looks to good to be true for the next week if you like that 70’s with warm offshore wind kind of thing.
by southern oregon on Sep 9, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions
you may not get much love around here
but i dig the weather updates. Rec
There's always money in the banana stand!
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it occurs to me that i just busted out an awesome back handed compliment.
Rec for myself
There's always money in the banana stand!
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YOU CANT TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP LLOYD!!!!
There's always money in the banana stand!
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by TheTinfoil on Sep 9, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
touch blue!
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Sep 9, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have been to Vegas this time of year
I didnt even have to look
by southern oregon on Sep 9, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
vegas KFalls, it is all the same
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
yeah with all that nite life and fine looking women in KFalls
by southern oregon on Sep 10, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
This is cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc9bA-hvqHU&feature=rec-HM-r2
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
and I have always wanted to do what this guy does
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvVcuN4Jbk4&feature=fvw
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
We left wing radicals are compelled to search out the truth and
present it to the unwashed masses but I have no control over whether they accept it. You can lead a Bedger to water but you can’t make them drink it. It’s a tough job. Shaking my head exhaustedly. By the way, if something happens to me I left a key to the basement where Engineer Scotty is incarcerated with Corvid.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 9, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
is this like Misery?
where you imprison your favorite JD author?
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
unwashed masses?
Are the smelly the next protected minority?
STINKY RIGHTS!
There's always money in the banana stand!
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Hit me up
I wanna see what you guys look like. Only people I’ve found are BRP and Mr. Mcdougall.
http://www.facebook.com/tylerstickler
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
speaking of records[throws down the gauntlet]
i defy anyone to attempt to get 1000+ comments and make their 5000th comment in their first post.
by southern oregon on Sep 9, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions
I got 1000 comments in 20 days
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
I intend to submit my claim to the offical record commitee
And waste more of their valuable time verifying this
by southern oregon on Sep 9, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Approach the CTC with caution
Ann could be anywhere….I know she isn’t after you, but there could be collateral damage
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 9, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Waahhhhh!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Pendy only out 10-13 weeks...that's good news...
but then again, a Blazer reported 10-13 weeks = 1 year
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Martell was expected back in early December. :( sad situation.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
Hip injuries never seem to heal correctly....unless you are immobilized for a long period of time
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
didnt he come back in December?
If he wouldnt have reijured he would have been sold right?
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
that should be solid not sold
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
still argues against signing Howard[over the hill]
Or Swift[has never not sucked]Travis and Dante can man the backup mins at the 4 and I would rather see Mills on the roster
by southern oregon on Sep 9, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
i want to know if there's any D-Leaguers we can give a shot to...
i mean, those kids are hungry….one of them could be 13 minutes for us
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
hahahah i had to buy the i am t - pain app just to see what the fuss was about
hilarious. Not what I’d want if I was actually doing a recording, but 3 bucks for laughs is almost worth it.
Ha for big man coach!
Yeah
Kevin Durant did a good job advertising it via Twitter. Otherwise I probably woulda’ never even known about it. DS has it on his FB page, but he also has like 30 million quizzes I would never take ;-p
Ha for big man coach!
it sounds a lot better if you just freestyle
the beats mess it up
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
told you guys!
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
Yo BRP
if you’re still around we’re planning on Bedge Bowl to be on the 23rd
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
I just engaged in an epic battle in my room vs this huge moth
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
that was my plan
turned the light on and had him flutter about and then attack him with rolled up newspaper.
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
the moth will find the light
pro tip,if you have a 22 long revolver that will chamber shorts safely you can just casually point it in the direction of a rattlesnake and the bullet is slow enough that the snake will strike at it,hits them in the mouth every time and impresses hell out of city folks
by southern oregon on Sep 9, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
the mothman prophecies was such an underrated movie
it was pretty bad, but for some reason i liked it.
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Sep 9, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a 22 magnum Henry Goldenboy.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Nice piece but I would ask a pro before I tried to chamber a short in it
I have done the too cool for school rattlesnake shot a couple time and it really works,the mag round is going way to fast and the 22 mag birdshot rounds are pretty much worthless
by southern oregon on Sep 9, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I only shoot targets (I'm good). I'll shoot living things if I have to but I don't want to.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
you're going to open oregonlive.com on your computer and then smash the screen against the bug?
Seems like over kill.
Ha for big man coach!
What, you think he meant an ACUTAL newspaper?!?!?
who has those any more? Seriously?! SO unrealistic. Now stop being silly.
Ha for big man coach!
almost as lame as calling someone a moth
Ha for big man coach!
by prezofdeath on Sep 9, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
because of your face.
Ha for big man coach!
by prezofdeath on Sep 10, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
and no,
that’s not what they are calling “it” these days
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
why can I not stop laughing at this post?
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
it's a good thing you typed that in caps
I may have questioned you otherwise
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
#Mortimerchannelfail
Ha for big man coach!
by prezofdeath on Sep 9, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would never try to imitate Mortimer.
He is a BEdge God.
by Roybot on Sep 9, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BAM, MORTIMERED
Ha for big man coach!
by prezofdeath on Sep 9, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
we all try to emulate Mortimer
but it never quite works. Why? – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 10, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Im not a moth?
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
wouldnt expect anything more from her
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
get one of these!
DO NOT Celebrate the 2nd Annual National Kick-a-Ginger day on November 20, 2009!!!!! ITS MEAN!!!!!
lol i always use it on my brother
DO NOT Celebrate the 2nd Annual National Kick-a-Ginger day on November 20, 2009!!!!! ITS MEAN!!!!!
no hes a ginger!!!!!!
DO NOT Celebrate the 2nd Annual National Kick-a-Ginger day on November 20, 2009!!!!! ITS MEAN!!!!!
CLOUDY LAMENESS STORY
back in 3rd grade we did a “Gingerbread Man” musical/play.
Guess who played the part of the Gingerbread Man?
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
hahahaha
he would have blended into the costume. I think that was their criteria for selecting one of the few white guys (over the mexicans), and i was the only one stupid enough to do it…
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
it's my "Peter Pan: The Musical" moment
as in Arrested Development
“You’re a crook, Captain Hook…”
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
My cousin had one
We made it a punishment for games and would make a person touch it to the tip of their nose.
by tominhawaii on Sep 10, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice.
It was such a gross thing to shock people with, considering it was covered in dead, burnt up fly parts. How cool is that?
yeah
no one would put their tongue on it.
by tominhawaii on Sep 10, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
No
I was talking about that bug zapper thing and they were my cousins. You can’t put your tongue there on your cousins.
by tominhawaii on Sep 10, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
have a good night all!!!
to 92, you good people in my book…the prank we tried to pull failed miserably…you were probably quietly laughing on the sideline
….when the dust settles, the truth will set me free…very free…
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
d-e-u-c-e-s
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
Seeya
I was mostly confused
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 9, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope I rallied though
I certainly enjoyed accusing Ann of murder (at the very least mayhem)
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 9, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
night brp!!
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
-= cortigiana onesta de BEdge =-
by galacticlove on Sep 9, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
______(0)__________(0)___________
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x000000000000000000000000000000 x
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
by broyposse on Sep 9, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
that's suppose to be a frog kissing you...didn't turn out exactly how i imagined
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
by broyposse on Sep 9, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i still love it!!!
even if it reminds me of some ancient computer emulator game
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
-= cortigiana onesta de BEdge =-
by galacticlove on Sep 9, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I have school, foo! Tues. and Thurs....it's on the calendar in case you forget.
See ya Friday
Ha for big man coach!
AHA!
the little bastard went and hid from me but i got up and turned off the light and he started flying around again and i hit him with the newspaper. then it was:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xm1XErUvXo
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
Uh what?
i dont even desire girls anymore since ive started playing wow. i even daydream of wow instead of fantasying about girls
is there something wrong with me? is this going to be forever
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=534914&topic=51176687
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
good morning-night everyone!!
going to go overthrow Warsaw!!
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
-= cortigiana onesta de BEdge =-
deuces
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
by Dirty Socks on Sep 10, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
The Monglols did it
How hard can it be?
by southern oregon on Sep 10, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
lol
who hasn’t overthrown Warsaw?
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
-= cortigiana onesta de BEdge =-
by galacticlove on Sep 10, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
almost as cute as that 10 year old alicia keys that sang the national anthem
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
by Dirty Socks on Sep 10, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Something tells me someone is lurking.
Hello Mister M! We <3 u. Get unbusy so you can get back to junking.
Ha for big man coach!
by prezofdeath on Sep 10, 2009 12:06 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
his last login is 9/10/09 I assume.
Hope Mercury is doing well, Mort.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 10, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
im glad I havent started yet
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
by Dirty Socks on Sep 10, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I have the same finger on a t shirt
But it says GET BUSY
by southern oregon on Sep 10, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
tl;dr version please
"Music shoots straight to the soul, it's so potent, it's much more addictive than crack is."
by Dirty Socks on Sep 10, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
bock bock ;)
Bring the bling to Rip City, Natch'
Trade John Canzano!
by richardb on Sep 10, 2009 12:29 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Opinion poll:
Hypothetically, imagine the following scenario:
1) You love a girl very much; she loves you
2) She gives you a necklace/chain thing that is pretty sweet. You wear it.
3) She moves far away, long distance relationship doesn’t work, you decide to end it but stay good friends.
4) A few years later you get a new girlfriend.
Question: Should you keep rocking the necklace or take it off out of respect for new girlfriend?
Ha for big man coach!
did you tell her that you got it from an ex?
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Sep 10, 2009 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
haven't worn it around her yet--I found it while doing some cleaning.
Am trying to decide if I should start wearing it again.
I am thinking even though it means a lot to me, it wouldn’t make sense in her eyes, so I’m thinking keep it in a box somewhere.
Ha for big man coach!
by prezofdeath on Sep 10, 2009 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
well if it's a nice necklace
i don’t see why you wouldn’t wear it…
if it’s kinda lame but has sentimental value, then maybe i wouldn’t wear it
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
by cloudydays on Sep 10, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe it's one of those necklaces that is half of a heart
and she has the other half.
by Roybot on Sep 10, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah
if you’re wearing it for the sentimental value I’d say that’s a bit unfair to the new girlfriend, kinda like you aren’t over your ex. If it’s just a sweet necklace that looks good on you, I’d say you can rock it every now and then
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Sep 10, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
sounds like some sound advice.
Ha for big man coach!
by prezofdeath on Sep 10, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
if he is thinking about wearing it
bc it has sentimental value…than its unfair to his current gf bc obviously he hasn’t let go yet. right?
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Sep 10, 2009 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I say wear it. It has religious value as well as sentimental.
If your new gf complains you should wonder what makes her insecure about you wearing a necklace given to you by an ex years ago and that you had missplaced for a while without noticing.
hmm, that could be true too.
maybe I’m insecure…i know i’d be a bit uneasy if my new GF started rocking a necklace her ex BF gave to her. Hmm.
Ha for big man coach!
If it's something that would bother you then don't wear it
but wearing it doesn’t necessarily mean that you are not yet over her, I think it is more likely that it was a happy time in your life and it was a person that meant something to you, and you don’t delete all traces of people you loved just cause a new loved one comes into your life.
by fanfaraway on Sep 10, 2009 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
agreed
you don’t delete all traces of people you loved just cause a new loved one comes into your life.
Ha for big man coach!
you cheated
you saw the necklace before giving your opinion
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
I like to get all the facts before giving my opinions
You just jumped in head first without knowing all, not my fault you were irrresponsible :)
you should say a good friend gave it to you
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by Philthyanimal on Sep 10, 2009 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
fair enough.
She is a good friend too. She’s about to be engaged, and I’m honestly really happy for her.
Ha for big man coach!
by prezofdeath on Sep 10, 2009 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
so i take it you havent gotten closure yet
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by Philthyanimal on Sep 10, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
i think i finally got closure the other night
we had an epic 3 hour chat and it was really really good. We just talked as open as we’ve ever talked….both of us needed it. Felt like a million bucks the next morning. That’s actually why I went looking for the necklace—I felt like it was ok to start wearing it again.
Ha for big man coach!
by prezofdeath on Sep 10, 2009 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
thats good
i know how you feel tho…in one case it took me years to get closure. i mean i was over the girl, but it was kinda like a scar that scabbed over. everytime you looked, it was still there ya know? i was glad once i did tho. the final straw was blazers related too.
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by Philthyanimal on Sep 10, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
blazers related? there's a twist.
Ha for big man coach!
by prezofdeath on Sep 10, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
i'd rather not share on the net
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by Philthyanimal on Sep 10, 2009 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
oh for sure. I wasn't askin' ya too, just commenting.
Ha for big man coach!
by prezofdeath on Sep 10, 2009 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
that's a great way to describe it
I’ve had a similar thing……
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
I love that word, closure it only exists in english, that I know of, and it says so much about y’all :)
OH BABY YOU, YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEED
BUT YOU SAY [S]HE’S JUST A FRIEND
SAY [S]HE’S JUST A FRIEND
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
by cloudydays on Sep 10, 2009 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wearing it is secondary...as long as you have it is what counts...
so don’t rock it. life is about moving forward…and when you want to reflect, dig it out of the memory bank or your archive of stuff…
there’s a general rule when you dating: don’t wear any jewelry giving to you by a lady…unless it’s your Mom.
prevention works
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
gah cloudy I hate you
gettin me to go to audrina’s website to find out how to contact her. Then I get caught up reading stuff like this
Hey Audrina,
I am 13 years old and i have a boyfriend, we’ve been going out for awhile now..like a year. My dad isn’t the nicest person around though..he doesnt let me hang out with him at all unless were in a group of friends or with him! I like to be alone with my boyfriend sometimes though..what can I say to my dad to change his mind about my age and going to guys’ houses? Could you give me some advice? Thanks(:
Love, Sara(:
Hi Sara!
I have to be honest, I have a 13-year-old sister and she is an angel, but I wouldn’t like the idea of her even having a boyfriend so young. You have the rest of your life to deal with boy drama, and you are very young so you have to obey your father. As you get older, you’ll realize that your parents weren’t trying to upset you or keep you from experiencing life, they are just looking out for your best interest and they know a lot of things you don’t. When I was growing up, my sister and I weren’t allowed to date until we were 16! But I found that hanging out in groups is a good idea, it’s always a lot of fun when there are boys and girls. Just have fun and don’t lose sight of good grades and your father will eventually realize that you deserve some slack for your good efforts. You’ll get more slack when you have your father’s respect and trust. But you have to keep it also! =)
tinychat.com
yay or nay for game day convos? or really late night JDs?
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
never used it. TEST TIME!
Ha for big man coach!
by prezofdeath on Sep 10, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Got to head for bed but trust me on this one
The new Hubble pics are 100% jaw dropping awesome
by southern oregon on Sep 10, 2009 12:55 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yep. Glad they didn't abandon that program.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Thanks, but I'm off to bed. Gotta get up early. See ya later!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Party is at
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by Philthyanimal on Sep 10, 2009 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
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by Philthyanimal on Sep 10, 2009 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Someone please add this day as a momentus occassion in JD history
as the day Prez, philthy, cloudy, ds, ffa, mortimer, magnum, roybot, phillyduck, medmelon, et all ventured off into cyber space and expanded the JD territory into tinychat.com
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sorry i just looked at who was currently in there.
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Sep 10, 2009 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 10, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I see your TP golfing
and raise you Buck as a pilot. Any more of those DQ glasses out there?
Damn the Blazers. Damn them to hell. - 'The Sports Guy' Bill Simmons
by doublezeroduck on Sep 10, 2009 2:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I made a penis joke today and it felt good
I realized later that I probably learned every penis joke from joke books, Playboy, and heard them in mensrooms. I don’t read joke books or Playboy anymore and hardly ever potty with other guys. Men probably hear most of their penis jokes in their 20s.
92 and I were going potty off some bridge in Portland and he said, “This water is cold.” Then I said, “Deep too.”
You sound like a late bloomer.
I suspect I had heard 90% of the penis jokes by age 14. Incredibly, they were much funnier then. My son is at the age where the funniest thing in the world is poop. He can turn anything into a joke just by adding the word poop. Examples:
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there”
“Poop!”
- end of joke -
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
i learned the "this water's deep" joke
from the movie Sling Blade.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 10, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions
My version of that joke
has to do with the those low handicap urinals you see in some men’s rooms
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 10, 2009 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions
What is a “low handicap urinal”?
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
A urinal that is low enough to the ground
that it can be used by someone in a wheel chair. Many bathrooms have them.
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 10, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking the country club had segregated their restrooms. I would be required to use the duffer urinal. If they only knew why the 11th tee box had all those patches of dead grass…
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
I can only imagine what the CC "low handicap" urinal would look like
gold plated I guess. But even if I were qualified to use it, I would still be jealous of the “Club Champion bidet”.
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 10, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
If BE was a pizorn blog, would these be good movie titles?
What Will Happen To Patty Mills?
Showin’ off my junk, 9/6
Did I make a bad bet?
Breaking down the Blazers……Part Five
Big Mo is back!!
Rudy and Claver – A “different” interview (UPDATED)
Nicolas Batum : " Doing something great " 09/01/09
Barrett on Talkin’ Ball – GO had a fantastic week + misc
Breaking News: Zach Randolph taking leadership position on the Grizzlies!!!
Spain vs The U.K
Dime Magazine – NBA’s Sneaky-Dirty Top 10
Bro’ Wendell catches up with the Pack-man
The Trout has landed
Steve Blake is a good tipper!
Dickau on Webster
Trick Shots That’ll Make Your Jaw Drop
How to train like Steve Blake (videos)
Andre Miller best “Fast Break Trigger” in the NBA
I've already put them on my Netflicks Que
thanks for being a good tipper, Tomi
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Sep 10, 2009 6:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I know this is a grandma question...
but aren’t JD’s supposed to be posted after midnight… womp womp womp.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
i was asked to post it early
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 10, 2009 6:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe
I would first test the height of the cliff by peeing off it
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 10, 2009 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I think that has been demonstrated
to quote a great philosopher: “…that mythic smart-ass god of the internet….the esteemed…immortal…..TominHawaii.”
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 10, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wow.
that philosopher sounds really….philosophical. He sounds like a good guy to be a fanboy of.
Ha for big man coach!
True
I recommend that idea (92 times)
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 10, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
there aren't many comments on this topic
so I thought I better add one…
"You've been warned...!"
A Stern Warning : http://www.asternwarning.com
Can you guys go UNREC the "Be Humble" Fanshot....???
i was gonna nuke it but was ask not too.
thanks!
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Ann, i apologize for everything i've said to you...ever....
{FYI….Ann owns a gun…and wears it to dinner dates}
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
I guess I don't fit any known political persuasion.
I believe in the right to own and bear arms but other than that, I’m pretty dang far to the left. Having a stalker for years makes you believe in concealed weapons licenses. Too much information. Sorry.
I lub you B(u)RP, you have nothing to worry about. <3
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
heck yes! I hope the bear arms make noise like those green hulk fists that go “smash” when you hit them together:
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
It is a good thing his pants don’t have a zipper or buttons. That would be hard with bear hands. How does he do the tie?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
(Clip On)
This would be a good costume. I bet if I got my hands on a real sewing machine (I have a little hand one) I could make this. It would be great starter project, cause I have a dream to make a wookie costume one day. I think everyone should have a wookie costume.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
<3....wow....the BEdger to not be name has been stalking you for years???
although i don’t carry a weapon…if we were on a date, i would carry your magnum so i can hit whoever stalks you on the head
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
hey love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i got your back;)
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Yo posse..
Blazerband getting worn out, hint hint ha.
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
I had no idea Jorga was that prolific
A whole 5-part tome on the “HIstory of the Osman Empire”
There's Gotta Be More To Life
Hey everyone
:-)
Lets get this above 1000 k? great
s
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sport is my boyfriend
Let's get this above 2000 k??
Now Watch me Stand on The World as I Sit in a Throne
And if I jump, I’ma Fly and look into the Eagles Eye
Please Don’t Shoot the JD Down.
;)
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
Dear Turbotax,
Please attach the right link, and not a blank white page! I need my 2008 return, to get me some more Financial Aid.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh.
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
Hearts of fire creates love desire
Take you high and higher to the world you belong
Hearts of fire creates love desire
High and higher to your place on the throne
(Feel free to sing along with me)
I think Earth Wind and Fire needs a bigger presence in JD’s.
When considering recasting the BE logo, let's consider something like this:
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
we are people of the mighty
Mighty people of the sun. Kalimba solo! – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
hearts on fire
strong desire
rages deep within
hearts on fire
fever’s rising high
the moment of truth draws near
I think Rocky 4 should have a higher presence too.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 10, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Any excitement out there for football starting tonight?
I already broke the bank last week buying Bears gear off the interwebs. I’m gonna start growing a beard. The am coffee/beer diet is about to take effect. My fantasy football team has depth, but I fear Magnum is a Hackasaurus and will take all the glory.
i wish
I miss the days that my dad and I would go to the Gervais Market early in the morning on Sundays and fill out a Sports Action ticket
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
I miss Sports Action too
The state of Oregon made a lot of money off me back then, but it was still fun. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
I don’t gamble—I just give my money away when I do. When I went to Vegas, I set aside money to “gamble” at the bar—That way I could ensure I stumbled away a winner.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah, i do online sometimes..
OREGON killed me last night.. and i love betting on the blazers right before the game.. got to get the feel for the crowd ya know :)
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
I could see it adding to my interest in a game. But really, I’m terrible at it. I’d just lose all my money, and then my life might turn into some kind of country song. It’d be a disaster.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah, i was doing good last year had a good profit.
but the game gets too crazy.. then you start taking the over/under on a Blazer/Clipps game.. (when steven blake tied the record for assist).
and you miss it by 1 POINT thank you shavlik randolph/michael ruffin. and miss out on a couple hundo ha.
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
i could bet online
but idk which sites are safe or not….
i just use centsports.com for now
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
woo football
here’s to Gore having a 2006-esque season and leading (along with peterson) me to the title
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
Al Gore???
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 10, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Heck yes, did you see all the muscle that guy put on after his failure to win the superbowl in 2004? He came out with that instructional video about the environment and defensive lines. Now, he’s popular like the governator, and built like him too.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah
he joined the Cardinals because he could relate to losing in Florida
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
Zing. You could say he joined the seachicken cause the refs cheated them, and gave the superbowl to pitts.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
In Lake Oswego, it is against the law for Juveniles and rappers to go to school. Last week's Police Blotter:
8/31/09 10:04 a.m. A man indecently exposed himself to a woman, after parking his Pontiac and strolling up to her.
8/31/09 10:44 a.m. Unleashed dogs and their rude owners are causing problems at McNary Park.
8/31/09 10:51 a.m. Two female clients had a hair-pulling fight at a youth facility. It was determined to be a case of mutual harassment, and neither party was willing to press charges. YeaYeah CATFIGHT!
8/31/09 1:09 p.m. Weeds growing as high as a house were causing resentment on Country Club Road.
8/31/09 3:19 p.m. A drunken male with a dog tried to chat up a 17-year-old nanny while she was taking a baby to the park. As he walked away with his dog, he seemed confused and smelled of alcohol as he kept repeating things to himself.
8/31/09 4:32 p.m. Three juveniles dressed in black were carrying around toy AK47’s.
8/31/09 8:45 p.m. In a case of mass indecent exposure, eight teens in a pool hot tub exposed themselves. They were also loud.
8/31/09 8:58 p.m. A neighborhood has been hit by a wave of children ringing doorbells and running.
8/31/09 10:27 p.m. For the past four months some noisy kids have been running around an apartment complex until 2 a.m. on some days.
9/1/09 7:20 p.m. A man who said he was with PGE was asked to leave a house seven times before finally departing.
9/1/09 10:34 p.m. Dogs who evidently don’t know how to use a dog access door were happy after being given water by a nice neighbor. The man looked into the house and saw lots of food and water available.
9/1/09 11:80 5 p.m. Three juveniles jumped off the roof of a restaurant. When asked why by officers, they said they were "extreme running." Jonestr?
9/1/09 11:18 p.m. Five naked people in an apartment pool were being obnoxiously loud.
9/2/09 12:06 p.m. An outhouse was tipped over during the night. Caution tape and cones were set up around it.
9/2/09 2:57 p.m. A man with mental health issues refused to park his bike outside of city hall.
9/2/09 5:22 p.m. A man stinking of alcohol and speaking with slurred speech stumbled into a video store. Before leaving, he poured himself a drink in the parking lot.
9/2/09 5:52 p.m. A female screamed at a woman to shut her dogs up.
9/2/09 10:16 p.m. Several cars full of loud teenagers parked at a corner of a school.
9/2/09 10:47 p.m. Kids were yelling, swearing and knocking down garbage cans near Boones Ferry.
9/3/09 10:31 a.m. Two men at a table were soliciting politics in front of the U.S. Post Office on Fourth Street. They were warned about obstructing the sidewalk.
9/3/09 10:35 a.m. Graffiti was sprayed on the rear and side walls of an elementary school.
9/3/09 12:39 p.m. Groceries were being sold door-to-door by a male. He was warned to get a permit.
9/3/09 1:48 p.m. A person walked into a post office carrying large signs about President Obama’s faith.
9/3/09 3:07 p.m. Standing on the street in front of a school was a man with dreadlocks, white T-shirt and baggy jeans. Possibly a rapper.
9/3/09 8:17 p.m. Neighbors have been swearing at each other in an ongoing dispute.
9/3/09 11:31 p.m. A man threatened a neighbor for calling the police.
9/3/09 11:40 p.m. Juveniles were playing basketball near midnight on a school court.
9/4/09 5:28 a.m. A manhole cover was replaced on Summit Court.
9/4/09 7:17 a.m. One hundred twelve "missing cat" signs, which violate city ordinances, were removed by officers.
9/4/09 8:41 a.m. A kitten was rescued from being trapped in a woman’s engine.
9/4/09 10:11 a.m. Five peacocks were in the roadway at Boones Ferry and Washington Court.
9/4/09 6:17 p.m. What was reported as a burglary turned out to be bakers baking bread inside of a bakery.
9/6/09 10:17 p.m. Juveniles were chased out of a schoolyard.
9/7/09 10:19 a.m. In a case of criminal mischief, Vaseline was smeared on a vehicle, which was then covered with Saran Wrap.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Re the last entry
I am scared of the idea of where they planed to insert that car
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 10, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I was watching “Planet Earth” the other day, and I watched an Elephant get taken down by 30 lions at night.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you suggesting that the elephant should have covered itself with Vaseline and Saran wrap?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Blue whale is the only thing i can think of
Unless we want to start talking about dinosaurs.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
You take that back
Dinosaurs didn’t exist. It was just kooky marketing gimmick created by comic book publishers and pajama manufacturers.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Speaking of elephants...
http://www.billthechief.com/videopages/conway_elephant.php
Well worth watching for some elephant humor.
typical junk
brp was teasing everyone about some announcement. i wouldn’t get too excited if i were you. things are kinda anti-climatic with him, like his height
DO NOT Celebrate the 2nd Annual National Kick-a-Ginger day on November 20, 2009!!!!! ITS MEAN!!!!!
by dougall5505 on Sep 10, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
im trying too hard lol
DO NOT Celebrate the 2nd Annual National Kick-a-Ginger day on November 20, 2009!!!!! ITS MEAN!!!!!
by dougall5505 on Sep 10, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
you could just comment on the topic
(now laughing so hard I fell off my chair)
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 10, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeh....normally people ignore it, though
kinda like the human appendix …or your vestigial tail
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 10, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I <3 my Vestigial Tail… my appendix on the other hand can go to hell
by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Why can't today be Friday??
All morning I thought it was until I looked at my phone and realized it’s stupid Thursday :(
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
Geez....don't do that!!
They will try to give you prozac om monday
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 10, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
stupid ...stupid ....Thursday!!
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 10, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Today IS my Friday. Vacation starts tomorrow!!!
Woot!!!! Woot!!!!!!!
Going to Alaska on a cruise thingy. I hear they have adult beverages there. I’ll try to get a pic of myself on Mendenhall Glacier with my Roy jersey.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
I bet they like hockey and appreciate his goal keeping skills up there way more than most here. i bet in alaska they even remember when he played for the canadians
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh I've always wanted to do that!
The Alaskan cruise thingy. How long you going for?
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
Because of global warming
Mendenhall Glacier is the size of an ice cube
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 10, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
does that mean I am making glaciers in my freezer?
by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
i disagree
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
nba.com sucks
http://www.nba.com/2009/news/features/09/09/euro.primer/
Look at the list of “NBA Players Participating” and prepared to be angry.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
what’s wrong with their list? it’s not like Portland has any foreign players
by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Of course they do!
But since Rudy is a Mexican, he probably wouldn’t play in the Euro games.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
he’s too busy shopping for new sombreros to bother with playing internationally.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
someone with time to photoshop,
give us a picture of Rudy in a sombrero!
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
i was wondering why you weren’t answering my smack talk
DO NOT Celebrate the 2nd Annual National Kick-a-Ginger day on November 20, 2009!!!!! ITS MEAN!!!!!
by dougall5505 on Sep 10, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
smh
this is why fantasy sports are best left to the men
by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
What should I say to Mike Barrett in an email
stating I’ll b sittin w/ Twiggs Courtside in Miami in December and I want to get on tv?
LOL
“please ask Mike Rice to interview me, I don’t want 2 b around Haarlow, thanks !”
S
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sport is my boyfriend
make a sign asking rice to marry you or something
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by dougall5505 on Sep 10, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think you should get Haarlow to interview you and then go off on her about something Feminist (objectification or something relevent… possibly the irrelevence of her job or the lack of WNBA coverage)
.
.
guaranteed youtube sensation
by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Just tell MB to let MR know that you'll have the hootch
PS why is your blog gone/moved?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
http://www.womenundefined.blogspot.com
i had to change the name for legal reasons
s
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sport is my boyfriend
look i didn't go in2 detail bcuz it's a very sensitive subject
i had to change the name b/c my abusive ex husband is stalking us again.
Thanks for making light of that tho, I appreciate it.
S
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sport is my boyfriend
easy tiger, wasn’t making fun… just thought it odd that your name caused legal issues, that’s all… no need to explain, stuff happens
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
that you were willing to take your blog underground is appreciated
respect
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I know how it feels to be stalked, Sophia, except it was a person not related in any way but it lasted off and on for years.
Awful and horrifying. We’ve been sans stalker since we left Oregon a year ago, thank the dieties. Get a license to carry. I’m not kidding. Go to a local range and learn how to use a handgun. If you want to know the truth, I worried about you when TiR was around. Some of his comments to you made my hair stand on end.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
You're dead to me.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 10, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's better.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
nah, Batum is hot but it's not like that
im not a hoop groupie
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sport is my boyfriend
Unless of course the ball accidentally flies your direction, and Nic is coincidentally the closest player, and he happens dive, and you accidentally hug him, and you forget to let go, and he can’t get back on defense.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
a long time ago, I used to get Blazer tickets from a season ticket holder
She had two sets of two tickets – the real close ones which I never got, and the ones up in the corner which she would sell to me. She said she had the up-close ones because she wanted Maurice Lucas to sweat on her. No fooling. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
so if he asked you out after the game… you’d say no of course
by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
i Feel ya.
arkitect.. weren’t we on a B-ball team together?? at the pearl court or wherever??
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
it’s possible… I really don’t remember, but I was there
by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
ok, that sounds familiar… yeah we were on the same team
by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah, well
was hitting KEY 3 pt bombs.
We need to get another meet up for B-ball.
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
yeah… BRP seems to be the organizer around here… but he’s been taking too much vaca lately
by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, we usually play some B-ball together
wed and fri morning in salem. (when he doesnt have work)
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
yeah, I’ve heard about that game, but Salem in the AM is a long distance too early in the morning
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah 6 to 7:30...
i live right down the street from the Hoop.. so can’t go wrong.
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
is this a trick question?
like Corvid and Ann would say, show your coconuts
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
that’s more of a Hockey thing I think
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Just zoned out in front of my comp for a solid 5 minutes...
Don’t you guys just love the blazers, i can’t wait till the season starts. Seeing Roy with a Drive, Aldridge with his 20 foot jumper, Oden throwin down the dunks… rudy’s 3 (then holdin up the 3 lookin at the fans) and the return of the Webster 3. I’m even missing Outlaw’s 1 dribble jump 4 feet in the air and hit a 25 footer…..
Damn it Feels good to be a…. Blazer Fan.
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
by Slickrex on Sep 10, 2009 11:38 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
we don't even read this JD?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I'll give you one:
Aldridge with his 20 foot jumper
I would rather see him in the post. Jumpers from Aldridge=bad
here's another
rudy’s 3 (then holdin up the 3 lookin at the fans)
Rudy holds up two hands with 3 on each… technically Rudy is holding up
SIXwhich may or may not be a Spanish insult to Americans (Check with Ann)
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't you know Rudy can do no wrong?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
yeah, we’re in the home stretch before the season, and the tension seems to be killing some people
by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes I want to say
Don’t you even read Blazers Edge?
by tominhawaii on Sep 10, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
everyone should spend time in the JD letting off steam so no one goes postal in the main page threads
by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
would it be bad to start posting :
“welcome to Blazers Edge, I see you’re new here. Please take time to read the Welcome Guide”after every angry post?
by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
done and done
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
can you put the link to the welcome page in your sig as well
that would be prostyle
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I don’t know html… if you want to explain it, I’ll do it
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
The trick is to put a link/signature in a comment then hit preview
Then cut and paste the HTML code and stick it in your signature.
by tominhawaii on Sep 10, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
that will work well
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
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Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
because you are the bastion of civility around here
give me a break
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sport is my boyfriend
they’re pretty good frozen, but not as good as twix
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
civil, not I… but nor am I hardly ever serious either
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
thems fightin words
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It seems like things get weird, when they get serious. I try not to venture out of the JD for that reason. But, I run away even from here, when things get a little too Real World. Also, Satire is a dangerous game. If you reveal yourself, like you did, one shouldn’t continue to be a jerk, as far as I see it.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
That being said, if I ever get around to writing my fan post about this offseason, I’ll write it as an ode to TiH and not taking ourselves so seriously.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
it is just a game in the end… isn’t it?
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I started to write one about coaching and decided not to
It would have just turned into a JD or a lot of comments like “Why is Tom being serious?” Not to mention my complaint below.
by tominhawaii on Sep 10, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
you should write it...who gives an F what people do...
the post you wrote on how to write a fanpost was EXCELLENT.
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Yeah
I’m sick of not talking about the Blazers. My problem is venturing out and reading something about KP and somehow someone starts ripping on Outlaw and says we need a bruiser back up PF.
I used to get knocked for going off topic outside of the JD and I think the problem is worse than when Sophia and I were at our top game of going off topic. A FanPost about a point guard with cancer on another team would turn into bashing Blake and Bayless.
by tominhawaii on Sep 10, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
The worst part
Is that I think I contributed to the Jarron Collins thread going off topic. Ben started it though with his quote.
by tominhawaii on Sep 10, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
As soon as I saw that quote I knew where the comments were gonna go
Including that Outlaw line immediately shifts the conversation from News Update to Same Old Bickering. Makes me question Ben’s agenda.
key portion of your comment
Ben’s agenda
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
controversy is good for the site stats
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I need bucket list ideas
I just did the skydiving and already have Australia and New Zealand on the list.
There is a book called “A thousand places to see before you die”. I bet you haven’t seen 10%. Heck, I probably haven’t seen 10%.
P.S.: Bucket list for what, your marriage?
There's Gotta Be More To Life
From that movie
list of things to do before you kick the bucket
My wife has a 40 by 40 list and it’s pretty empty as well. She’s been to Europe and Asia and I’ve been to a few places in Asia.
by tominhawaii on Sep 10, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh
I’ll just put in this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilia
by tominhawaii on Sep 10, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you drink wine?
You could pick them (visit vineyards) both in Australia and New Zealand. You could do the same in Chile in Feb and South Africa (while exploring D Socks suggestion)
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Wine is ok
I got fat off of beer though.
by tominhawaii on Sep 10, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
one of the random things I want to do in the near future for no reason other than to see it again, is revisit the Bad Lands.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I would add
never watch the bucket list
I guess you have already failed
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Nah
I didn’t watch it. There were lots of things I wanted to do with my father in law before he unexpectedly died last month, and I decided after that that I need to make sure I did what I could and wanted to do before I died.
by tominhawaii on Sep 10, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd learn something new
something that you always wanted to learn, but never attempted.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
put a C note
on the blazers to win the championship.. (before the season starts) in the next 3-5 years. :)
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
on a serious note
I have always wanted to live in alaska for a year
I also want to make a love to a black lady, but I am afraid my window on that is closed
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I dont want to cheat on my girlfriend and most likely future wife, and that is what is holding me back.
besides wanting is usually better than having
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
have you considered having her dress in blackface?
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
and talk Sass to you
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, they’re always looking for teachers in alaska. If you find a place on the coast, it’s not that bad.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, but my girlfriend is the ABQ for a couple of more years at the least, but it is something she want to do too.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
They used to have a program where if you taught for 8 years you could retire w/ partial benefits and other goodies. Juno and Homer are supposedly very nice and temperate by alaska standards.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Juneau
I caught EvilKaramazov making a mistake
GOD I feel good right now
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
that sounds like a long time
my 1 year time frame is set up so that I love a summer and hate a winter so that I will never come back
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Yeah the commitment is pretty intense. I can’t do anything that might last longer than 18 months—which took me out of most post college programs… i’m near sighted, i guess…
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I know what you mean
I hope I dont have to go back to school, but it is looking more and more like I will need to
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I think about that all the time. I’d have to move somewhere I don’t want to be, and start my life over… my best bet is to roll the dice on my dream of being michael keaton’s mr mom.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
pretend your Omar from the wire and walk the ghetto of baltimore with a sawed off shotgun
DO NOT Celebrate the 2nd Annual National Kick-a-Ginger day on November 20, 2009!!!!! ITS MEAN!!!!!
by dougall5505 on Sep 10, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve spent a good deal of time in Baltimore, I don’t think you’d make it very far. The Cops, assuming they got there, would arrest you for your own good.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
swim with sharks?
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Hell, Michigan
Hell, why not. Just get it out of the way so you don’t get the urge to visit when you’re dead.
I was born in Michigan,
and I wish and wish again
that I was back in the town where I was born.
There's Gotta Be More To Life
Listening to the new Municipal Waste
still awesome after all these years
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
connivence fees FTL! $18 just for buying online. plus another five bucks just because. ticketswest booooooo
DO NOT Celebrate the 2nd Annual National Kick-a-Ginger day on November 20, 2009!!!!! ITS MEAN!!!!!
The new luggage fees are a real joy to
$180 to take a guitar to the Islands or the East coast
by southern oregon on Sep 10, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
doesn't that suck?
not very convenient if you ask me
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
i know right?
you get yours online?
DO NOT Celebrate the 2nd Annual National Kick-a-Ginger day on November 20, 2009!!!!! ITS MEAN!!!!!
naw, I went to safeway.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
no fees?
DO NOT Celebrate the 2nd Annual National Kick-a-Ginger day on November 20, 2009!!!!! ITS MEAN!!!!!
no it is still pretty bad
I like it was $12.50 in convenience fees. Still like a third the price of the ticket!
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
ya the ticket was spendy in the first place! oh well
any fees if i just go to the roseland to buy it?
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that's a great question
There really shouldn’t be, but I think they still do get you with something. I seem to recall being especially annoyed that there was really no place you could go anymore to avoid convenience fees. Yea, these were spendy tickets for a Roseland show! But they’re worth it (Sly and Robbie make a great opening act also!), and MF’s been tweeting that the last few shows have been some of their best of the tour so I think they are hitting a groove.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
who are you dorkus malorkus’ going to see?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Spearhead
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
not on my radar
have fun
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
nice, franti is 6’7’’ above sea level. i’ve seen them a couple times. good times.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
yes! and you know that he grabs the mike because he wants to take it to another mental level!! yo yo y-yo yo yo
I’ve seen him a dozen or so times in the past seven years, incl. in san francisco and new orleans (jazz fest).
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
The best, was when spearhead and blackalicious got together to go bonkers on stage. This was to wet our appetite for Karl Denson’s Tiny Universe. I screamed a lot; I was a shrieker, basically.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
ridiculous!
I saw spearhead and blackalcious (or maybe just g.o.g) go at it for a minute at earthdance. That sounds like one hell of a show!
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
It was after the Stay Human album, in DC, about 7 months after 9/11. The whole thing was crazy out of control.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
ok thanks. im heading down right now to buy. the fees add up when your buying for three. never seen mike before. so excited!
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you will love it
he puts on quite a show, and his energy is very infectious on stage.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
and don't miss Sly and Robbie - they RULE
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 10, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec!!
They have been a force in reggae for years!
I caught Sly and Robbie opening for Spearhead like four or five years ago. They were great! It was also fun because Franti came out into the crowd during their set to jam out with us.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
awesome. went to the roseland and their not selling tickets until the door opens at seven. now im stressing about not getting a ticket
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damn that sucks!
I think you’ll be okay but don’t get there too late after 7
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yep sounds good
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if you dont make it you can come over to my place and we will listen to Slayer all night
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on and on... south of heaven
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Just wait until you miss a flight with a non-refundable ticket, then it gets really convenient
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It was kind’ve boring. I had it on in the background while “working” and didn’t really “enjoy” it… wait, no quotes around “enjoy”…
Microsoft is stealing CEDIA right now
Normally Apple steals the show, but their announcements (and presentation) were surprisingly un-special, despite the (kinda) surprise appearance.
Microsoft’s Media Center actually has a chance to steal some market share for cable users finally.
They added Cablecard and SDV without requiring an OEM purchase
So, if the cable companies ever offer a la carte, it’s believable that the computer would now be ready for it.
Of course, the cable operators would probably overcharge for channels a la carte so much that it’ll probably still be cheaper to get a package…
I’d happily pay $15 for CSN during the Blazers season and I don’t want any other channels. So, in my case it would be cheaper, even though I understand the majority of people like to surf through the channels.
I just don’t like paying for 7 different home shopping channels and other stuff I don’t care about.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Yeah that's understandable
While I’m not positive, I believe it’s the 25 home shopping channels that help keep costs “down” (that’s a relative term) for many of the quasi-specialty channels that people do like on extended basic.
I have a feeling they’d get very few takers for CSN at $15 a month, when getting League Pass is just double that for the year ($180/6 months is 30/month). Add in the sunk costs like setup and support, and they’d need a lot of takers to make CSN a la carte profitable.
In the meantime, the nice part about using stuff like Media Center is that we can set favorite lineups — so it just shows the channels we do care about. Very handy.
I had to search 10 minutes today to find out the MAC address on a Vista PC and connect to a Linksys router with a stupid auto-setup. Vista and Cisco for the loss. At least now I got Wifi across the building.
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Shoulda asked me, I'd have taken care of you.
ipconfig /all at a command prompt is the quickest way, but there are quick GUI methods too.
On the bright side, once wireless is set up, it should be rock solid. What router?
A Linksys with N for long range, don’t know the name. Flat nice design. But the automatic setup failed over and over again and the printed documentation was a joke (do what is shown on the on-screen menu, tada. NOT). Until I remembered to start the configuration with the good ol’ 192.168.1.1. That one is on Linksys/Cisco, since it didn’t work under XP or Vista. And yes, I also found out/remembered that “workaround”, but it’s a sad joke you still have to open the shell for something like that when searching the completely confusing system settings in vain. In French. On a French Mac installation it’s 3 mouse clicks to find it blind. I could find it on a Japanese system – or change the Japanese language setting to English with a few clicks. Apple Dropdown Menu – About This Mac – More Info – scroll down to network locations – Tada. This laptop also remembered all entered settings when the name of the network and the encryption method changed. Unlike all Vista PCs of my colleagues.
Snow Leopard is pretty badass by the way, basically just a glorious service pack but boy it brings improvements under the hood, it’s worth $29 just for the increased speed, stability and completely rewritten services and dock/expose. I hope Windows 7 turns out half as good as advertised and really IS just a glorious albeit very expensive service pack where they repaired all that is wrong with Vista. And then went on to write a completely new OS.
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Snow Leopard is pretty badass by the way, basically just a glorious service pack but boy it brings improvements under the hood, it’s worth $29 just for the increased speed, stability and completely rewritten services and dock/expose.
I would love to try out Snow Leopard. But we only have a PPC Mac Mini, and support was removed. My wife is so frustrated… she gets why, but she wishes they’d at least lower the price of Leopard as well, so she can upgrade to the most recent version available to her.
I hope Windows 7 turns out half as good as advertised and really IS just a glorious albeit very expensive service pack where they repaired all that is wrong with Vista. And then went on to write a completely new OS.
Windows 7 is a significant improvement so far. It runs faster than Vista on older hardware even. They corrected a lot of their Vista mistakes. It’s not perfect; But I’ve abandoned XP for it, and I’m an XP die-hard.
They didn’t re-code the whole thing. Though it’s been rumored that’s still on their long-term horizon…
Timmay, should I try 7 beta on the laptop or just stick with Vista til it’s released?
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
Stick with Vista until Windows 7 releases, IMO
They took care of plenty of nagging little bugs that were still in the Windows 7 RC.
Make sure Vista has at least SP1 on it, preferably SP2. A lot of the biggest Vista bugs were fixed in the SP’s.
There is no password protect on folders in Vista, have to encrypt stuff. Talk about annoying.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
They switched to HomeGroup now. I doubt you'll like it more, though it's good in theory.
Alternatively, you could just make a user account that’s purely for accessing folders, and give it the password you want.
On a laptop with sensitive data we have encryption that also simulates a clean system. If e.g. a customs officer would seize it and demand the password, giving him the “wrong right one” will just unlock that clean system. He can browse around and won’t find anything confidential. Like a trap door or secret compartment. Pretty awesome idea. The alternative would be just to have all your data stored and accessed remotely, but that’s also not very comfortable and can get compromised.
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You are a spy, aren’t you
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I can neither confirm nor deny that the minister will disavow all knowledge of my missions if captured or killed in action. This message might destroy itself in 30 minutes (looking in Prez general direction).
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Yep.
It says a lot that I’ve moved from XP to 7, XP was one of the best things Microsoft ever put together.
I used XP for the last six years, loved it. Had Vista for the last two years and some of the restrictions are insane. Treats the user like a moron.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
They improved the User Controls in Windows 7
They’re still there but a bit more gentle. They can still be turned off too.
Microsoft also announced a reduction of DRM (!) in Media Center last night. I almost fainted.
I hope 7 is all I’ve head it is. When does it release?
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
October 22.
It’s available now if you have MSDN or Technet. I don’t know how long afterward that OEM’s like Dell and Lenovo will have the upgrades prepped for release.
One of the features that’s been a pleasant surprise is the very nice desktop UI, which is now accelerated with the video card, so it feels much snappier than the slow supposedly-accelerated Vista interface.
It’s very evolutionary, not revolutionary. You can still feel XP in it, but XP feels increasingly dated in comparison.
It’s worth noting that I was a very loud critic of Vista, so it feels weird to say nice stuff about Windows 7.
And yes, I also found out/remembered that "workaround", but it’s a sad joke you still have to open the shell for something like that when searching the completely confusing system settings in vain.
Oh, almost forgot. There actually is a decent GUI in Vista for getting IP and MAC information. I’m distracted, but I’ll note where it is later if you’re interested.
I'm sure there is, but it's not very obvious to find. And an IT director for a major Fortune 500 company was standing next to me who also couldn't find it. Talk about one disgruntled Microsoft and Oracle customer, lol.
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IT directors never know how to use OS's anymore. :) He's probably only current to NT4!
Control Panel → View Network Status. Under the Connection line (Near the signal strength) is an link for View Status, click that.
You’ve got info on your wifi connection, etc. For more details, click the “Details” button.
A window will pop up with your DHCP info and your MAC address.
(Non jokingly, every IT director I interviewed had very outdated technical knowledge. That’s ok though, it’s an accepted caveat of moving into management)
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Since it's not their main job (anymore), top-level managers are really good at not being good with technology
I knew a CFO who was mystified by the function of the page up and page down buttons jumping through his PowerPoint slides. And completely confused when a new IT policy restricted the storage space on the desktop where he was used to putting all his big spreadsheets and presentation files so he had them ready.
A business unit CFO making some billions in revenue once gave me his old laptop where he – and his assistant – had failed to delete 3 years worth of Outlook .pst files. Unencrypted and not password protected of course. I was honest and dumb enough to have that mistake corrected without getting myself or any other person involved fired instead of copying and selling the best tidbits to the press, a competitor, or the SEC.
And of course marketing to those types was great for Blackberry and a nightmare for their IT security guys and service desks.
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And of course marketing to those types was great for Blackberry and a nightmare for their IT security guys and service desks.
Very insightful, and scarily true. I can at least appreciate the IT director types who have a few favorite IT people with whom s/he runs all the vendor products through.
Sounds like we’ve had similar experience with the upper IT management. I accept their limitations, but it’s the ones who simply refuse to acknowledge those limitations who cause problems.
At the moment I’m not really dealing with any IT director types. There are some good ones, but I’m enjoying the peace right now.
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Listening to Obama’s speech from last night while doing healthcare related floor plans
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you design McDonald’s while you storm town hall meetings?
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what I’d do, if i knew how to design things. Instead, I eat a big mac for every time he says “care” in a speech.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think anyone “designs” Mcdonalds… I think it’s a groupthink exercise on how to fatten the calf while making them as uncomfortable as possible so they won’t dawdle.
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That sounds just like my political stance.
A Smarty wrote some stuff worth reading, if you’re into that kind of stuff.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, it’s an interesting topic… I’ve done a lot of restaurant design in the past, and there’s a ton of social engineering that goes into it
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Social Engineering = Increase comment activity by putting an Outlaw related sentence in a post, regardless of your post’s topic.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Weee…. I’m curious which Mod went through and deleted a bunch of it
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
about?
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
so what is worst behavior?
Blount punching someone or Joe Wilson yelling that during a congressional session…i say the latter
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Wilson for sure
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
mmmmmmmm.....yes.
He gives a bad name to Joe Wilsons everywhere
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seems kind of apples and oranges
both poor behavior in extremely different contexts
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I get it….
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please excuse my slowness, I’m recovering from a deadline
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
my laptop shipped! but it shipped from shanghai=long boat ride :((
i kno your a hater but macs FTW!
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o and NFL starts tonight! football!!!!
DO NOT Celebrate the 2nd Annual National Kick-a-Ginger day on November 20, 2009!!!!! ITS MEAN!!!!!
And the Seahawks got a present from the SL Lambs
When they cut a starting LB 3 days before the opener
by southern oregon on Sep 10, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
really?
i missed this
DO NOT Celebrate the 2nd Annual National Kick-a-Ginger day on November 20, 2009!!!!! ITS MEAN!!!!!
Yeah Chris Draft is gone
replaced by a mister irrelevant guy
by southern oregon on Sep 10, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
euros play basketball
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
probably a dumb question but
what’s the better sports viewing option tonight:
week 1 nfl game or Kim Clijsters vs Serena Williams?
I say the tennis. I predict I’m in the minority.
Clijsters-Serena is tomorrow
but otherwise I might agree. The Clijsters comeback story is extremely compelling.
bummer.
i thought it was on tonight. that kinda stinks. not in such a rush to get home now.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 10, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I was pretty crushed on Bedge FF draft day… Hasselbeck was grabbed right before my draft slot. I felt like he’d be a top ten QB again, indispensable in a two QB league. I settled on Flacco, who I think will be decent but around 15-18th in QB rankings when all is said and done.
Then… someone dropped Hasselbeck.
…
…
I filled out the waiver request in about fifteen seconds.
Thanks prez.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
Prez = Fail in F-football
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
i filled out that waiver too...but you were ahead of me...
Hass with Branch, Burelson and Housh is not a bad #2 option
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Just can’t believe that a top-12 QB who has improved WR was dumped.
FootballOutsiders (The football branch of Pelton’s prospectus) really likes Hasselbeck.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
Hasselbeck needs to show he can be healthy for a whole season; plus, Walter Jones is like as old as bill cartright. Hasselbeck’s back side could be totally bare, if you know what i mean.
I picked him up with my second to last pick in our one qb league….
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
There is a Fanshot talkin’ bout JR Rider wants to make an NBA roster, but he may just settle for an ABA team called the Fresh.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
respect his Fresh Ya’ll
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Prez was nice enough to donate Tim Hightower to me also. Thanks Prez!
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Pretty standard, but only 3 bench spots
which is why so many drops. There’s also a QB/RB/WR/TE flex position
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three bench spots and dual QB means that you want to have a backup RB, WR, and QB essentially. Very short rosters.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
lotta talent on the waivers then
bye weeks will be chaos
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
I’m already preparing to possibly take a week with an empty starting spot.
Insane amounts of talent are on the WW at every position but QB.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
Can someone link me again? I don’t have my login data with me and while I can log into my Yahoo profile it just loads the normal FF homepage and not our league :-(
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FF homepage link should be in the top right of your window
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
how do you feel about
D. Ward vs. Julius Jones vs. Mike Bell
I can’t decide who to start this week. Ward is the most talented, but he’s in that stupid 3 RB system in Tampa. Jones is the least talented, but he’s the starter and is going against the Rams. Bell will share carries with Reggie Bush (assuming Thomas does indeed sit), but they are going against Detroit.
Thoughts?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Jones
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Ward. —I think his talent will dictate more carries.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
eventually yes, but not in week one
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
that's what I'm hoping
why pay big FA dollars to bring in a RB and then try to play 3 guys at the position?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
why fire your offensive coordinator right before the season starts?
why Tampa
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, I've got Jones plugged in there now
plus the Cowboys should have a pretty solid defense. It would be really easy for Ward to end up with virtually no points
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
another option is to pick up mcgahee—he’s out there.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 10, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
having trouble finding my team in the new browser,link?
by southern oregon on Sep 10, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
league link
http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueoffice?leagueId=182601
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
gracias,now how do I get Big Ben off the the bench and make him my starter?
by southern oregon on Sep 10, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
go to your team page
click move next to big ben, then click move next to your starting QB and then click submit at the bottom
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
I also have Ward, but I think I'll go with Darren McFadden (Oak) instead this week who is ranked just 1 behind him
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Hitler's toilet.
Something truly Junk Drawer worthy!
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/latest
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
z
an interesting article from the Woj
I was totally prepared to not like it and make some quips about how sports writers should cover 2 sports so they dont write offie grabage, but this was a nice piece about Krause and the Bulls.
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Yeah, that's good stuff.
Adrian Wojnarowski is a top-notch columnist, although you wouldn’t know so around Blazersedge.
I, however,m one of the few people here who likes Wojnarowski and Mark Warkentien, while also harsh toward Kevin Pritchard. It must be ’cause I fancy extravagant surnames.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
Woj is definitely not bad, and I can forgive his anti KP writings
Why do people hate on Warkentien?
I have notice people attributing a lot of Kiki’s moves to Wark and citing those as reasons, but obviously that is silly
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Why do people hate on Warkentien?
I don’t see many people disliking him. Of those that do, it’s typically one of two groups I’ve seen:
1. They don’t like the people he brings in (aka “Thuggets”)
2. They think he’s starting to get overrated for a team who’s only won a max of 54 games in team history.
There’s also kinda #3, the rumors that he’s leaking negative stuff to the press (aka Adrian). I have no idea the truth in that.
I remember the leak rumors
forgot about those
he didnt bring in any of the thug players, KMart and JR Smith is who I would say are the most thug players on that team. He did re-sign Smith, but that seems like a good move.
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Chris Anderson is always on the list too.
But yeah, other than the leak rumors, I don’t really feel strongly about any GM to dislike him.
I actually like the new SBN homepage. Very cool.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
Blogs that don't look like blogs in layout but rather like auto-updating newspapers are a big trend at the moment
This is a nice example
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No, s/he would probably have to start with men from now on
And the time she posted while great for a female is bad for a male, so she is out of luck.
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So, her alternative kinda sucks, but she’ll dominate the Special Olympics. That can’t be the only venue. She’ll go to court to get in with the females. Maybe she could reverse-dope to reduce her testosterone.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
The IAAF can be pretty prickly about things like that. It happened before with a runner from an African country and was suspected in some more. They didn’t even allow a runner who is a double amputee to run 400 m with the non-disabled athletes after he was dominating the Paralympics so he was bored, claiming his prosthetic legs gave him an unfair advantage because they gave back more energy than they absorbed. Lolwut? He was fast but nowhere near as fast as the best 400 m runners who still have their legs. They just went by the book and stated an example.
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It'll definitely be some awful reffing
On the bright side, it might be evenly bad, no matter what level of star you are.
I’ll be surprised if this is worked out before preseason. I think the refs union is hoping the NBA will see the preseason replacement refs, and give in to their demands before the regular season starts.
It seems like their demands are to keep things the same rather than see a reduction in their benefits.
Doesent seem like a lot to ask from POV
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Depends on whether the league revenues contract.
Then the POV changes quickly.
That’s a huge dependency, and it’s an unknown at this time.
that would be true, but they would then be locked into a contract under the contracted league, which will probably not stay contracted for the length of their contract.
IMO they should not be too tied into the economics of the entire league as they might have incentive to call games based on that conflict of interest
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IMO they should not be too tied into the economics of the entire league as they might have incentive to call games based on that conflict of interest
I strongly agree with you. But until they do change that rule, if revenues are dropping, they should expect a drop.
I’d probably be more bothered if the refs didn’t get a pretty tidy salary, plus the required per diems, and covered hotel and airfare. They’ve benefited nicely from the league’s growth in revenue, so it’s also reasonable to expect their pay to fall back if it’s dropping.
The key word is, of course, “if”. It’s hard to cut through the league’s finances to see the real story yet.
I’d much rather see a set pay for referees, plus performance-based raises and bonuses, separate from revenues as well.
Sterns control freak issues are getting worse as he becomes more and more senile
his attempt to dictate[my way or the highway] terms to the euro team owners is a good example,the idea of the refs not being totally under his control causes his mental hemoroids to flare up
by southern oregon on Sep 10, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
they have actually agreed to a decrease of 2.5mil in their budget while the league wants 3.2mil out of 32mil
oddly, the league has given raises to the people who oversee the refs
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sort of like being a CEO who gets a bonus for bankrupting the company
by southern oregon on Sep 10, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
are we talking again?
if so, sweet
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when I was teasing you and you eflipped me off
I tried to apologize, but you didnt hit me back so I figured I had crossed a line
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SO doesn't need to forgive, he just gets even
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Dude you are taking this too serious
this life is only a test,if it were a real life you would have recived further instructions.
Signed
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Southern Oregon
by southern oregon on Sep 10, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just trying to be a good guy
I will now go back through your posts and add some of my own retarded flavor to each one of them
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Cool,I was clue free that there was a problem
by southern oregon on Sep 10, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
If the salary cap does indeed drop from 58M to 50M...
…then the 3.2M drop in the referee budget, in terms of overall percentage, is probably reasonable. I’d have to check all their public numbers to be sure, which I haven’t.
I’m not convinced that salary cap drop is going to happen though. It’s hard to tell if they were serious or using a scare tactic.
Honestly though, there’s a bigger picture. The entire ref negotiation is a setup for the player’s association negotiations. It’s very similar to Roy’s negotiations being a message to LMA. The fact that Roy eventually got most everything he wanted (deservedly so btw) is probably related to the slow LMA negotiations. If they give in to the refs, they lose ground for the PA negotiations.
I don't see how it could
I predict fewer fouls called because new refs won’t recognize subtle fouls (like hooking an elbow on a spin past a defender) and will be reluctant to call ticky tack fouls.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
have you watched NCAA regular season basketball recently? Summer league? the officiating is bad, bad, bad.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
Or Violet Palmer
Refs that call exactly by the letter of the rule book make the game look much worse than a ref who knows when to swallow his whistle to let the game flow.
There's Gotta Be More To Life
+1
If you ever watch a mid to low major conference NCAA game (particularly on Saturday when all the good refs are working the more lucrative big conference games), the reffing is appalling— much worse than reffing in the Pac-10 or NBA.
I don't think reffing will be fixed until the system is fixed.
I’ve been pretty open about this though.
It requires every sport to use separate entities to run refereeing, with full reviews and set percentage of correct calls, with bonuses above the correct percentage. Reviews are public (There’s no point in hiding that refs miss calls), and refs who don’t improve are replaced.
Reffing becomes a year round job. In the offseason, you’re retrained on new calls, and your acuity is kept sharp with regular tests and updates until the next season starts. They also need to review detailed numbers of their trends, if they tend to call more fouls for or against a player than other refs, and review if that’s a mistake or not.
One of these days, I’ll get into the other half of this, where I talk about technological improvements that would make a ref’s job much easier. The refs are stuck in the stone ages right now when calling games.
no, I don't watch college ball
bad in what way? over reffed? under reffed?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Just HORRIBLE reffed
Inconsistent to the extreme. Missing obvious ones. Falling for obvious tricks. Star treatment/team/school favoritism that makes what Kobe gets seem like what Oden gets.
NBA reffing is a thankless, extremely difficult job, and I think they do the best they can AND the system needs work. Bringing in the non-best-o-the-best will suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Imagine every problem we got with reffing, times 20. Maybe times 21. That’s how bad it’ll be.
I'd love a strike
I’d love to read Bill Simmons complain about it and see Ben link Dwight’s blog where he complains about it. The pissing people off factor would entertain the hell out of me.
Strike would make people appreciate how good the real officials are verses the scrubs they would find to replace them
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I <3 Bennett Savadore
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don't you usually save the juicy stuff?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
hahahaha
but if the secret gets out you can’t continue hating me, at least not without looking like a complete [redacted]
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
I had to Mortimer like events in the last 24 hours
Last night I took my dog, Carlos for a 45 minute walk and everything was chipper. We cut through a soccer field and he was doing that thing where dogs rub their face on the ground. I wasn’t sure what was up so I took him home and his face was super red and puffy. We know he has allergies and we thought it might be that, but wasn’t sure so I gave him half an allergy pill. If he was poisoned, I didn’t want to add to the trouble. He was so hot, puffy, and red that we figured we should go to the dog emergency room.
The dog emergency room is 20 minutes away without traffic and it was 9:00 PM so we headed to the dog emergency room. He was ever so lethargic and then about five minutes out he popped up from my lap and acted all normal like. We missed a turn and ended up in a 7-11 across the street from the vet. The vet required $130 up front just to look at him, and said they do not rush, they just take the animal back and get back to you.
We figured since Carlos seems normal they would just charge us $130 keep him for 3 hours and tell us that he is “fine now.” We took him home and he was all back to normal. He slept good and did not die. Today I walked him and he was just jiggy. We retraced our steps and I have no idea what caused him to break out.
That’s my sick dog story
Today I picked up a friend from the airport and on my way home I stopped for a bean burrito from Taco Bell, since we haven’t gone shopping in over a month and I’ve been eating Cheerios twice a day. After I got my burrito I saw Tim Chapman get some sort of flat boxed food from a Taco Bell guy who brought it out to Mr. Chapman’s custom wheeled conversion van.
That’s my celebrity story
I thought for sure that was going to end with “The vet said the dog was fine, but as we crossed the street back to the 7-11 he was struck by an auto and made quite flat.”
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
Very much so.
At least the human versions usually have a TV on some bad reality show to distract you while you’re waiting nervously for hours with no update.
I took our dog to the emergency room once.
It was so frustrating. It took her hours, literally, to fill out all the paperwork. When it was done it was so messy you could barely read it. I think it is because she can’t hold the pen very well in her paws.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
doesn't sound like a very caring place
About 5 years ago my little Jupiter went into a neighbors yard and came back harfing up some gunk and then dry heaving.. a few minutes later and I noticed she was having shakes and tremors. I jammed her across town to the Emergency Pet vet and they took her in, purged her stomach and had an IV going BANG right like that. They saved her life. She had eaten some of the neighbors rat poison. Scary moment.
I took some pictures of her the next day, made a Thank You card out of them, and wrote a big sloppy tearfilled expression of gratitude which I hand delivered.
"Junk is not, like alcohol or weed, a means to increased enjoyment of life. Junk is not a kick. It is a way of life." William S. Burroughs
I spent over 3 hours at a vet after my cat got hit by a car
Even after I threw down the credit card, all they seemed to talk about was ways to get money from me.
We took our beloved Al kitty to the emergency vet late at night with a minor bladder problem,
thinking we were doing the right thing. They told us they could easily do a minor procedure that would cure the problem permanently and just to leave him overnight. It was permanent alright, we had been back home about 15 minutes when the vet called and said Al died under anesthesia. They charged us a couple hundred dollars for killing our cat. That’s the main reason we haven’t gotten another pet. Boy, I’m a ray of sunshine today.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
how sad
I had a sick cat pass away at the vet, but they didn’t charge me anything and were quite sensitive to me. Ann, you are a ray of sunshine and any pet would deserve you. I hope someday you get another pet someday.
bowsy
"Junk is not, like alcohol or weed, a means to increased enjoyment of life. Junk is not a kick. It is a way of life." William S. Burroughs
Thanks Bowsy. <3
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
actually, i take the double puke back...
i didn’t read your first post only bowsy :(
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
so’s your face?
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by The Arkitect on Sep 10, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions