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No Country for Old Junk 9-9-09

My anonymous sources have given me information that implies that the 92's JD record may not be legit.  The information is below.

09/09/09 This Day Will Live In Infamy

RE: Blazersedge Junk Drawer Record

Cablinasian Technology Center (CTC) has learned that 92wastheyear's record for Junk Drawer futility has been broken. The ambiguously named perpetrator has consistently stated that his Junk Drawer created on August 29th, 2008 holds the distinction as Least Commented Junk Drawer. Unfortunately for Mr. Wastheyear, he was upstaged by a literary genius of a higher order, EngineerScotty. Mr. Scotty managed to stump the entire Blazersedge community, creating a Junk Drawer only witnessed and commented in by the author and one other Blazersedge regular: annthefan of Parts Unknown, USA.

Annthefan's comment at the time seems to hint that she understood the historical significance of Mr. Scotty's Junk Drawer:

You are soooooooo misunderstood. 8^( Do you win?

While annthefan may have tried to conceal the record for 92wastheyear, the truth eventually came to the surface. Her intent in the matter is currently unknown, though CTC continues to search for clarity in the matter.

This landmark piece of literature was composed on March 22nd, 2009. CTC has determined through a thorough study of the Blazersedge FanPost archives that Mr. Scotty did indeed post the only Junk Drawer of the day, meaning that he broke no rules in his record-setting literary conquest. The research of this matter is meticulously noted in the bibliography.

This great heist of the Junk Drawer record was accomplished through a miraculous confluence of events. The futile Junk Drawer was posted to the site during the immensely-popular NCAA March Madness tournament. This meant that Mr. Scotty's Junk Drawer would be in direct competition with the Blazersedge March Madness Open Thread. This, combined with the late-season success of the Portland Trail Blazers and the fact that March 22nd, 2009 was a Sunday, made for a once-in-a-website opportunity.

Cablinasian
Founder
Cablinasian Technology Center


Works Cited
Wastheyear, 92. Junk Drawer 8-29. Blazersedge.com. 29 Aug 2008.

Scotty, Engineer. 3/22 KNUJ Reward--radio station prediction contest. Blazersedge.com. 22 Mar 2009.

FanPosts - Blazersedge - A site by Blazer fans, for Blazer fans. Blazersedge.com 22 Mar 2009.

FanPosts - Blazersedge - A site by Blazer fans, for Blazer fans. Blazersedge.com 22 Mar 2009.

Troll, Norsk. March 22 Madness Gameday Thread. Blazersedge.com 22 Mar 2009.

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