2009.09.05 - Origin Junk
by idoltime on Sep 5, 2009 12:00 AM PDT
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PrintSo we all hail from somewhere and have probably have some stories of our past.
What does this mean? I don't know. It's a Junk Drawer. Who really cares what the topic is?
So if you want to post a picture of yourself as a kid. Do it! If you want to tell a story from your childhood or something about the city you were born. Super!
If you want to talk about your origins as a Blazer fan or a BEdger.. go nuts go apes! This JD marks the beginning of year 2 for me, so I'm feeling nostaglic.
Or.. in an ENTIRELY different direction.... what are your favorite comic book origin story or what would be your origin story if you were a super-hero? I think origin stories are one of the best parts of comics.
If you just want to babble on and on and try to use 'that's what she said' and 'in your face' in the same comment until someone can say 'oh snap', then just procede as usual.
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I moved into a nuclear weapons testing facility. So far, my only special power is sterility.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
That is a great power though
I had to pay good money for that power ($100 co-pay)
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Sep 5, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh yea, I'm not knocking it.
I used to use a Mtn. Dew & marijuana cocktail that worked somewhat, but this is much more effective.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I am a native Oregonian
I was born in Prineville ….grew up in Grants Pass ……lived in Medford for a number of years and have now been in Beaverton for the last nine years. Other than 6 months I spent in LA when I was 18 ….I have been around here.
"I'm tired" -Me
Have you?
Well have you? That’s what I thought!!
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Sep 5, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
RAISED IN P-TOWN, FOOL
I’m from the inner city and went to high school in downtown Portland.
I AM PORTLAND.
Sorry...you can still use it
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Sep 5, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Born on the Bayou
that works too
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Sep 5, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Boooorn toooo bee wiiiilllld!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
My origin story
On the day I was born,
the nurses all gathered ’round
And they gazed in wide wonder,
at the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up,
and she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away,
that I was bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
"I'm tired" -Me
Damnit.. just remembered another one
Born under a bad sign.
Ive been down since I began to crawl.
If it wasnt for bad luck,
I wouldnt have no luck at all.
Bad luck and troubles my only friend.
Ive been down ever since I was ten.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Born Free?
….as free as the wind blows/
As free as the grass grows/
Born free to follow your heeeeeaaaaarrrrrttttt!
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Sep 5, 2009 6:43 AM PDT up reply actions
My father was a gambler down in Georgia
He wound up on the wrong side of a gun
And I was born in the back seat of a Greyhound bus
Rollin’ down Highway 41.
Lord, I was born a ramblin’ man
Tryin’ to make a livin’ just doin’ the best I can
When it’s time for leavin’, I hope you understand
That I was born a ramblin’ man.
Booooooorn in the USA!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
and speaking of being USAyan
He was born in Oklahoma
His wifes name is Betty Jo Thelma Liz.
He’s not responsible for what he’s doing;
His mother made him what he is.
And its up against the wall Redneck Mother
Mother who has raised her son so well.
He’s thirty-four and drinking in them honky-tonks
Just kicking all them hippies asses and raising hell
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Sep 5, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
born to be your man
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
hippie party update
The music cooked, its cool to play with people you have been playing with for 10 or 20 years,It pretty much redlined my fun meter
Born to be alive
There's Gotta Be More To Life
by Norsktroll on Sep 5, 2009 1:41 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I just love you Norsk.
It is only rivaled by my love of Brandon Roy.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
I was also Born to be Alive
People ask me why
I never find a place to stop
And settle down, down, down
But I never wanted all those things
People need to justify
Their lives, lives, lives
You see I was
Born, born, born to be alive
(Born to be alive)
You see I was
Born, born, born
(Born to be alive)
It’s good to be alive
To be alive
To be alive
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
I was born in Portland Oregon
On August 11th, 1984. I was born too late for the championship, too young to appreciate the 1990s teams, and just in time for the Jailblazers.
Now it is MY era, fools.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
what?!?
i was born in 83 and i totally loved the adelman era.
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Sep 5, 2009 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions
haha...
thats exactly how I feel.. my love for the Blazers started in 99… and went straight into the jailblazers.
by In Walks Rudy on Sep 5, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I used to tell people that I wasn’t the real person they thought I was but the robot that was sent to replace that child.
Then, I had to kill them.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
When you say "people" do you mean school psychologists?
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Sep 5, 2009 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions
When you say "people" do you mean school psychologists?
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Sep 5, 2009 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions
When you say “school psychologists” do you mean “residential treatment counselors”?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I did. That's why I said it twice. I was seeing double
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Sep 5, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions
when you say "people" do you mean your friends, or do you mean actual real people?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 5, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
It is so nice of you, specialguydurr,
To assume that I have friends.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I'm all lost
I wasn’t born so much as I fell out
Nobody seemed to notice me
We had a hedge back home in the suburbs
Over which I never could see
I heard the people who lived on the ceiling
Scream and fight most scarily
Hearing that noise was my first ever feeling
That’s how it’s been all around me
I’m all lost in the supermarket
I can no longer shop happily
I came in here for the special offer
A guaranteed personality
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
born under a bad sign
“Made in Oregon” 1947
Wine and women is all I crave
A big legged woman is gonna carry me to my grave
Born under a bad sign
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Sep 5, 2009 7:39 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I was born in a paper sack in the bottom of a sewer
I had to eat dirt clods for breakfast, my family was so poor
My daddy was a waitress, my mama sold bathroom tiles
My brothers and sisters all hated me ’cause I was an only child
I got the blues so bad
Kinda wish I was dead
Maybe I’ll blow my brains out
Or maybe I’ll just go bowlin’ instead
There's always money in the banana stand!
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"Get Born Again" by Alice in Chains
“Sad suffering…I knew him when
Fair-weather friend of mine
Try not to think…I merely blink
Hope to wish away the lie
Can you protect…me when I’m wrecked?
I pretend you’re still alive
I choose the day…one damp and gray
Thick fog to hide our smiles
Clear all your sins…get born again
Just repeat a couple lines
Lies, yeah yeah
Can you protect…me when I’m wrecked?
I pretend you’re still alive
I choose the day…one damp and gray
Thick fog to hide our smiles
Sad suffering…get born again
Sad suffering…get born again
Sad suffering…get born again
Sad suffering…get born again"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAB9FaInkP4
I love this music video, as it portrays the Christian diety, God, as a mad scientist who lives vicariously through the band. I think that the female in the video is playing some version of the fallen angel Lucifer, too. Yet, since I’m an irreligious atheist who isn’t a theologian in any sense of the word, I may be wrong in my interpretation.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
What is all this stuff falling from the sky?
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
lol, and i'm not calling you stupid...
cuz that kinda looked that way… haha
by In Walks Rudy on Sep 5, 2009 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Get your Gourds on
I was born in the summer with black gum on my heals
Full grown and cussin’ and bleach on my wheels
Killed me a panther before I was even grown
With a pocket knife and a guitar string and a live honey comb
They gonna burn the honeysuckle when I die
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
I was born and raised down in Alabama
On a little farm way back up in the woods
I was so ragged, folks used to call me Patches
Papa used to tease me about it
But deep down inside he was hurt ‘cause he knew he’d done all he could
My papa was a grand old man
I can see him with a shovel in his hands
See, education he never had
But he did wonders when the times got bad
The little money from the crops we raised
Barely paid the bills we made
So life had kicked him down to the ground
When he tried to get up life would kick him back down
One day Papa called me to his dying bed
Put his hand on my shoulder
And in tears he said
Patches, I’m dependin’ on you, son
To pull the family through
My son, it’s all left up to you
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential.
Therapist (Carrie Fisher): Oh no, please, please, let’s hear about your childhood.
Dr Evil: Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Therapist: You know, we have to stop.
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 5, 2009 9:54 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I am an outlaw,.......
…… I was born an outlaws son
The highway is my legacy
On the highway I will run
In one hand Ive a bible
In the other Ive got a gun
Well, don you know me
Im the man who won
Woman dont try to love me
Dont try to understand
A life upon the road is the life of an outlaw man
Dedicated to Ann and a certain # 25
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Sep 5, 2009 9:56 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
well done
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Sep 5, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Why thank you sir.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Greg Paulus just threw his first touchdown pass for Syracuse
From basketball (back) to football
There's Gotta Be More To Life
links to old JDs
always make me realize how much I need a new computer. This crappy old Dimension 3000 just bogs down when there are over 600 comments.
by In Walks Rudy on Sep 5, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
What? You want to hear my story?
Well, I was born a poor black child.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
who grew up to become a rich white man...
by In Walks Rudy on Sep 5, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
The new phone book ares here! The new phone books are here! Johnson, Navin R.!
There's always money in the banana stand!
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by TheTinfoil on Sep 5, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do you know what this means? I am SOMEBODY!
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 5, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wish I could take it further
I dunno what comes next :-(
I love The Jerk.
And I always say “Things are going to happen to me…NOW”. And I never quote stuff!
Yeah, the Sinatra one was the best. Chipmunks was second.
Which rapper would do it best?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
That would be scary wicked. Can you get on that whole Zombie thing and raise him?
I imagine P. Diddy would do a cover of it.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I gotta go to the farmers market. Maybe I’ll see KP there. I’ll give him a whats up head nod.
Pet Mercury for me.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Be sure to check where he looks stressed or happy
This chance encounter and how he seems in that encounter is how our season will go.
I did not see him this time
But I saw him there a few weeks/a month ago, and he was relaxed so I think that is a good sign.
I am going to order my Sports Illustrated 2010 NBA Champion Portland Trailblazers commemorative set now.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I think I do remember that eBay ad but can't find it
It tried to underline that someone’s junk is another man’s treasure. Like people on eBay can find just what they’ve always been looking for. If I remember correctly there was a guy in an ugly shirt in front of his matching wallpaper a la Garden State, someone getting a huge Asimo robot delivered, and other things like that.
By the way you can blame eBay Germany for stupid cellphone ringtones. To quickly gain market share when they entered they bought the company of three brothers for a few hundred millions, and because they were bored with all their money those guys next founded … Jamba. Now the world leader in useless ringtones and cellphone images for teenies.
There's Gotta Be More To Life
Straight outta Portland!
Born two years before the year Blazermania broke…experienced the heartbreak of the Drexler years in HS…struggled to stick with team in the NittWit era…more excited than ever about the current team…can go wrong with Superman (even w/ posers Shaq and Howard)…L*ker hata for life!!!
by The Mallorcan Rocket on Sep 5, 2009 11:29 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Well I was born in a small town
And I live in a small town
Probly die in a small town
Oh, those small communities
The worst part of being a Blazers fan is sharing them with Beavers fans.
How did I miss that?
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Sep 5, 2009 5:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
How did I miss that?
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Sep 5, 2009 5:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Great collection of Jordan commercials. Maybe #3 is my favorite, but I saw many of them over and over again.
http://www.blogabull.com/2009/9/4/1016546/the-very-best-and-the-very-worst
This linked additional one is somewhat painful, with Spike Lee as a preacher reading from the Gospel of Jordan:
“So he traveled to Chicago, because Portland wanted a big man” with a kid in a bus slightly shaking his head. Lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRS8QoI29wc
This one just linked in the post is also interesting, with an unknown player coming out of the dark to beat the opposing team at the last second. High drama. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_-zJjvGg1Y
There's Gotta Be More To Life
I'm all over this junk
My Origin City: Syracuse, NY…. spent over 90% of my life there.
My Blazeredge origins: I was told me to come here by special sauce
My Blazer fan origins: I’m a very new Blazer fan.. so I know the exact date that I became a Blazer fan. June 28, 2007…
My Basketball fan origins: I watched some basketball (only college) and played basketball with my dad growing up, but things really started for me when I was 12 and my dad & I went to almost every game at the Dome in 2003… amazing season for being Orange… I didn’t start watching the NBA until I became a Blazer fan… and last season was the first religiously watched season.
My comic book origins: Okay… so I was carrying radioactive snakes and radioactive serums from the depths of the Amazon jungle to a research facility in Panama when a lightning storm AND a meteor shower strikes, and my plane was hit by lightning and meteor showers seven straight times each strike causing snakes and serum to released from the protective area… I crash into a field.. miraculously surviving due to my wicked cool new lightning-meteor-radioactive-induced powers.. which also allow me to communicate with a nearby pack of chupacabra.. who follow me on my mission to protect rain forest…
PS heading from Thessasloniki to Warsaw tomorrow!!
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
If the Polish try to sell you a solar-powered flashlight,
don’t but it! It’s a scam!
There's always money in the banana stand!
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Thanks, Tinny!
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
by galacticlove on Sep 5, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I love having you on my junk
Great comic book origin! It would have only been better if it involved robots. Safe flying, g-love!!
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
What's everyone up to, kids?
Wife is out getting a new couch cushion to replace the one Mercury drenched with blood.
I’m home watching the Wonder-Dogg. I sang her a song and she wagged the very tip of her tail! That is today’s improvement. Still no walking, of course.
I am trying to watch a football game, while deep down feeling like the season is already over. Spent most of the morning playing the game “Trials” on the 360.
There's always money in the banana stand!
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It's a downloadable game from Xbox live.
It’s kind of like Excitebike, except for this century.
One of the competitions is to see how many of your bones you can break after launching yourself off your bike and down a giant stack of freight containers with glass and barrels on them. If you can get your tattered body all the way down, there are some bowling pins you can knock down with your flying corpse. My top score is 70 broken bones.
There's always money in the banana stand!
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excitebike... was awesome
Jerryd Bayless can lick his own elbow...
by In Walks Rudy on Sep 5, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
Notre Dame just started. I have 5 games playing here. I’m just flipping around.
The worst part of being a Blazers fan is sharing them with Beavers fans.
Was supposed to go to Maui on their $25 airfares
But my wife’s boss is having a house warming at 5pm and my wife was scared to not go.
The worst part of being a Blazers fan is sharing them with Beavers fans.
We had fried green tomatos last night. YUM!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Epic wedding moment right here.
There's always money in the banana stand!
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Watching
OSU destroy PSU. Wondering who will throw the [now] obligatory post game punch.
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
that is...
one sports reporter voiced concern that Blount may have started a trend…. some reporters will say anything to get attention
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Oh sure, especially since it worked out so well for Blount
I am sure there will be LEGIONS of imitators hoping to lose their senior season and risk their career for a punch, because someone else did.
I need an excuse
Wife wants me to go with her to look at new curtains. Says the OSU Beavers are going to win and I don’t need to watch the end. Maybe I can fake sickness or something.
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Curtains will always be there.
The chance to see a Portland State miracle only last 3 hours a week
There's always money in the banana stand!
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ESPN Classic has game 6 of Bulls/Jazz
The worst part of being a Blazers fan is sharing them with Beavers fans.
If I can go all Norsk for a minute
Grizzlies mod argues that they don’t have too many offensive players to go around.
There's always money in the banana stand!
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They and Minnesota shouldn't even be allowed to have blogs
The worst part of being a Blazers fan is sharing them with Beavers fans.
I went and posted
It’s not that they need MORE offensive players, they need DIFFERENT offensive players.
Old slang and expressions termed mostly in the 30s. Some are still used, some seem forgotten. Whoop-de-do
http://xroads.virginia.edu/~ma04/hess/Slang/slangmenu2.html
I like B-Girl: A woman employed to encourage customers to buy drinks at a bar
There's Gotta Be More To Life
for the alliteration lover crew
c’mon, curvaceous counts as slang? Crickey…
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
That's a fun list
There’s a whole bunch of words that I never would have guessed were once slang or from the thirties. Oops!
Jacquizz is ridiculous!
There's always money in the banana stand!
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Looking around the other SBN blog, I'm suspicious of Timbo's "Celtics blog gets the most traffic" statement.
Just seems impossible. I don’t have the tech skills to prove him wrong, but it doesn’t make any sense that a site with “double” the traffic would have like 20% of the participation that Bedge has.
There's always money in the banana stand!
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The traffic data is linked at the bottom of the page
Celtic Blog had 1.2 million visits and 2.4 million page views in July.
Data
That same month BEdge had 700K visits and 1.7 million page views
Data
Timbo isn’t right about many things, but he is right on in this case
I'm not calling him a liar. It's just one of those things that doesn't pass the smell test.
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There are like 10 college games on now and only one real one
Georgia at Oklahoma State
The worst part of being a Blazers fan is sharing them with Beavers fans.
I like to see Ok State having trouble on offense against Georgia… the Big 12 is such a farce.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
Looks like there is a legit game on ESPN
Missouri at Illinois
Every other game on TV are blowouts
The worst part of being a Blazers fan is sharing them with Beavers fans.
Earlier on their lead-in show they had a crowd (at Ohio State?) behind them, and some cheerleaders were constantly pushed up into the picture
Nothing screams “college football” like those live crowds behind the ESPN panel to me
There's Gotta Be More To Life
Yeah
People trying to get on TV bug me.
The worst part of being a Blazers fan is sharing them with Beavers fans.
Maria Sharapova just lost to a funny looking 18 year old named Melanie Oudin
The worst part of being a Blazers fan is sharing them with Beavers fans.
BlazerSedge is being lame too
The worst part of being a Blazers fan is sharing them with Beavers fans.
Does OSU have any real fans?
I guess not
There all too busy trolling ATQ and forgot to go to the game
The worst part of being a Blazers fan is sharing them with Beavers fans.
we filled the league
just as soon as Sabonis4ever joins
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
i could understand how their sphincters might be a little wary about going back into Reser after their last game there (the Civil War)… mine would be feeling a little gun shy too.
by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 5, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I need to take Carlos on a walk so that he can poop
Carlos likes to poop outside.
The worst part of being a Blazers fan is sharing them with Beavers fans.
Dogs are better than humans, cuz dogs make cute faces when they poop. Humans don’t.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
why would you want to look at anyone or anything when it's pooping?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
What about when they orgasm?
My O face is Marty Feldman
The worst part of being a Blazers fan is sharing them with Beavers fans.
I love making other people look at a dog pooping. Next time you see one doing the pre-poop spin
if you’re with some friend’s point at it and yell, “Holy crap, look at that dog!!” HEE-LARIOUS!!!!
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 5, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Carlos didn't poop
I still can’t get over grown men talking like a baby to my dog. Today a construction workery haole talked like a baby to Carlos while waiting for the elevator.
The worst part of being a Blazers fan is sharing them with Beavers fans.
Just watched the end of "Are We Done Yet?"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0422774/
Would the young rapper Ice Cube hate what he is doing now? Probably. An urban family expecting even more kids moves into the suburbs (or even further outside) to buy a new home that looks great but turns out to be very expensive when everything is rotten. Luckily their realtor (McGinley from Scrubs) turns out to be also a contractor, couple therapist, midwife, former sports star, … Pretty predictable, not that many good jokes, and to top it off Ice plays a Lakers fan writing a title story for SI or ESPN with a special appearance by Magic Johnson. What could possible go wrong with that script?
There's Gotta Be More To Life
The memorable quotes section describes it well: Nothing memorable
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0422774/quotes
There's Gotta Be More To Life
Ice Cube probably doesn't care
I saw a behind the music on him and he was practically in a boy band before he was in N.W.A.
The worst part of being a Blazers fan is sharing them with Beavers fans.
For some reason he wears an Oregon shirt in some scenes (and other universities). Maybe to underline his sports journalism.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2258082048/tt0422774
There's Gotta Be More To Life
I think the second one is in Oregon too
He has a sports memorabilia shop in Portland.
The worst part of being a Blazers fan is sharing them with Beavers fans.
he directed a color me badd video too, to further ruin any street cred. I liked Friday and Three Kings though
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 5, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked Ghost of Mars
I watched No Country for Old Men last night. That was pretty good.
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definitely better than the new indiana jones movie I watched lastnight
I really liked No Country the amount of tension created in that movie is just incredible. The idea that no matter what, Josh Brolin’s character could not escape his fate, made it like watching a plane crash in slow-motion
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 5, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably the best movie of the decade
The unstoppable darkness is portrayed like in an Ingmar Bergman movie.
There's Gotta Be More To Life
yeah it really forced the viewer into empathising with the characters
I didn’t feel like it’s a movie you could simply watch or observe. It made you think about what you would do given the same situation. Also the cinematography had such a stark, unencumbered quality as if there is not one thing out of place, or interjected into the scenery that shouldn’t be there. Another thing I liked was the almost complete lack of a soundtrack. It’s kind of like a slow dark piece of music, where the parts between the notes drive the emotion more than the melody does.
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 5, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
The landscape/scenery and camera work is usually another actor in Coen movies. Especially in Fargo and here in the early scenes in the plains of Texas. That shooting crime scene was probably the most realistic you could make.
It’s not the most entertaining film or most close to people’s lives, but still has interesting dark humor and strong parables about life. One thing I like about all their movies is that the main characters usually somehow get “in the money” with something that looks like a simple plan, and then the inevitable troubles start.
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I also like that it takes the audience serious by not explaining everything, without being downright confusing like a Lynch movie.
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agree completely
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 5, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I watched "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" lastnight.
Is it me or has George Lucas been trying to commit career suicide for the last ten years…
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One of the worst big budget movies ever
Probably Speilburg’s worst, off the top of my head.
That movie was an abortion. Good God I hated it.
You often say that you hate particular movies. Are there movies you like?
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
He loved Battle Field Earth
hehe
Jerryd Bayless can lick his own elbow...
by In Walks Rudy on Sep 5, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
was it?
Thats still my least favorite movie… Trovolta is just sooooo bad.
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by In Walks Rudy on Sep 5, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I always mention movies I like
What else have I said I hated?
I’m only that strong for things like Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
just thinking of the Will Smith movies that you stated distaste for this week. Maybe I generalized, seems like you’ve said on multiple occasions movies that you really didn’t enjoy.
Are there any big blockbusters taht you’ve enjoyed in the last decadE?
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Sure!
I’d have to think about it.
And I don’t dislike Will Smith; I just think him and his movies are very bland. Like top 40 radio. For the most part, of course. I don’t think he has any GREAT movies that will be enjoyed by future generations at this point. Only people that lived through them.
Amistad was a very bad Spielberg movie
That’s why I’m not excited he is involved with the latest Grisham novel, set on a pirate ship.
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didn't he have a hand in "Howard the Duck"?
or was that like a joint thing with Lucas? I need to look that up, because if that’s the case we could have seen this coming. This movie completely dishonored the franchise, which is kind of unbelievable in itself, given that the previous ones were laced with all kinds of over the top plot twists, and action scenes. Still, I have to say that even the idea that there was a 16th century knight guarding the holy grail was infinitely more believable than this pile of excrement. And it seemed like the ending wasn’t even thought through, and they simply said,“we’ll just make the characters act like they don’t understand it either.” Zero tension, zero believability, zero interest… Note to Lucas and Spielberg: just because you have made good movies in the past does not mean you no longer have to try. Most people want to like your movies, but when you fasttrack a film simply for what appears to be another paycheck from a dying cash cow, you are insulting our intelligence and making us question what we ever saw in you in the first place. This aggression will not stand!
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 5, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Indy 4 was condescending
As was the interviews they’d do to market the movie; saying they made it for the fans and blah blah. I am sure most of us would rather they never make a Indy movie again, over some piece of crap that we could only dream was half assed.
Speilburg had nuthin’ to do with Howard the Duck. That was all Lucas.
I think Lucas is a guy who has good ideas, some GREAT ideas, but being all-powerful and not having people around him to edit him down or to tell him when someone is bad reeeeaaaaaaalllllllly hurts him. His current (since before the new Star Wars movies at least) partner/producer guy, Rick Berman, is a big yes-man. He just says GREAT IDEA, GEORGE. WE NEED MORE FART JOKES IN A DAMN STAR WARS MOVIE. And then, you got alien creatures farting in Jar Jar’s face.
thank you!
I hate people who like that movie…
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by In Walks Rudy on Sep 5, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked the scene in the warehouse and the chase at the university
The jungle scenes fighting on the cars were bad, the ants were very very bad, and adding aliens killed it. It was like someone had taken the script away from the writer who wrote the into and then they guy who invented Jar Jar Binks wrote the rest of it.
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The warehouse scene made me mad
Just that they found where the ark was hidden there kinda sorta, and it felt like a ‘HEY FANS, GET IT? ITS THAT WAREHOUSE, HUH? HUH? HUH?’
I did like that chase at the university. THAT is the good thing to take away from this movie.
One time
I was walking down the street with a big chocolate bar and I bumped into a guy who had an big open jar of peanut butter and I said to him, “You got your peanut butter on my chocolate!”
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o hey tom
i’ve been doing my part to spread the J Bay Bay nickname around…. fyi. So far everybody hates it. hehehe
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Sweet
I think Roybot or someone else came up with it. I love that nickname.
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and here I was thinking you came up with it...
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by In Walks Rudy on Sep 5, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm like the Japanese
I use other peoples good ideas.
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same thing
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by In Walks Rudy on Sep 5, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
you're excused ;)
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by In Walks Rudy on Sep 5, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Sam Bradford is out with a shoulder injury and now a red shirt freshman is playing QB for Oklahoma now
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Did Bradford injure his shoulder.....
….sucker punching someone?? That is the “in” thing right now
"I'm tired" -Me
Yeah
He punched the ground with his shoulder. The sideline lady said those injuries take a couple of weeks to get better.
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i hope oklahoma loses
i hate that state
fire nate before its too late
by pipgras on Sep 5, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
REC
"It's true, we live in a beautiful world, but ugly souls push the buttons."
by Dirty Socks on Sep 5, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Zombie question
They say when you die, that you go poop. When you become a zombie, do you poop or doe the zombieness keep the sphincter puckered?
I have Hood of the Living Dead as the next movie I’ll get in the mail.
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when a zombie poops
it’s the best time to run away
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by In Walks Rudy on Sep 5, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
zombies only poop after they eat you
so at that point you would also be a zombie and have no reason to run. and zombies have no bowel control so they just poop all the time
fire nate before its too late
I don't know what kind of gross zombies you hang out with...
but my zombies use the toilet.
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by In Walks Rudy on Sep 5, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I should be able to offer some insight on this discussion
I have been a zombie all day but my bowls have been functioning normally
by southern oregon on Sep 5, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
have you been eatting human flesh
the changes in the poop factory only happen after your second meal
fire nate before its too late
does soylent green count?
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by In Walks Rudy on Sep 5, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
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by In Walks Rudy on Sep 5, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
who doesn't love eating girls?
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by Magnum on Sep 5, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
bs pass interference on byu
it will be hard for oklahoma to lose with calls like that. did they get rid of the horse collar call in college?
fire nate before its too late
Oklahoma lost to BYU
They were ranked #3
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by tominhawaii on Sep 5, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
alabama lost too.
and they had a player show some class too, but it wont get nearly as much press as blounts class
fire nate before its too late
yes i know its not over yet
but i am a prophet and i can see the future
fire nate before its too late
When is your show on the History channel?
by southern oregon on Sep 5, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
the cant show it until i die
so in 2089 on sep 27th the first epsiode will air. its a 3 part series
fire nate before its too late
alabama didnt actually lose
i was thinking of there game against vt in 2017
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Watching yet another 1994 Worlds game on NBAtv
Steve Smith feels like a reasonable, yet great, goal for Martel to achieve.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Not a good day to be a junk drawer
245 comments?
"It's true, we live in a beautiful world, but ugly souls push the buttons."
more NBAtv fun
Chris Paul just said Shaq may be the best big man to ever play the game. I have a hard time with this statement. I feel like Shaq is in the top 10, but I struggle with giving him cred for even top 5 let alone saying he belongs in consideration with the best ever.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
top 5 (in no particular order)
wilt
hakeem
shaq
kareem
russell
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I love the chalk graffiti on the butt, and the chain around the neck. Captivity Fail!
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Caption for this photo
Clark: Oh, you can’t think I’d do this on purpose? Look… I tied him to the rear bumper while I was packing the car. It was very confusing. I must have forgot. I’m very sorry, I feel terrible.
Motorcycle Cop: How do you think that little dog feels?
Clark: Look, I told you I was sorry. It really was an accident.
Motorcycle Cop: Well, I guess I can buy that, sir. But it is a shame. I had a pooch like this when I was a kid.
[both Clark and the motorcycle cop sorrowfully look at the empty road behind them]
Motorcycle Cop: Poor little guy. Probably kept up with you for a mile or so.
[tearing up]
Motorcycle Cop: Tough little mutt…
"I'm tired" -Me
A friend of mine used to like to tie a garfield doll on a leash
Douse it with catchup,tie it to the bumper and drive down the road watching people freak out
by southern oregon on Sep 5, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
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That is sick and disgusting and makes me want to get the hell out of this country.
Tinny, you’re going to get me in trouble again.
"Aneurysm".
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Google is quite the mirror, isn't it?
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In happier news,
when you type “blazers” into Google, “edge” is the third option down. Sweet!
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when you put pudding
the first thing is farts. what is a pudding fart?
fire nate before its too late
that was SO two days ago
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and wow you guys are weak. only 250 comments? i know its saturday but damn there gotta be somebody sitting at home right now
King of da fluffers, in the houuuuuuuuse.
No, nobody does.
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No
I go “Marinara” dancing (sometimes “Alfredo” dancing, if I been drinking)
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Sep 5, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was gonna say
pico de gallo dancing….then I realized that it is just a variant of salsa
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Sep 6, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I refuse to go camping on the holiday weekends anyway
They miserably crowded …plus add rain ….yuk
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by 92wastheyear on Sep 5, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yes I do....
….I love that trailer…..it is awesome
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by 92wastheyear on Sep 5, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
no....at an RV resort
like everyone else
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by 92wastheyear on Sep 5, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I know why the JD is so slow
we are missing this
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by Dirty Socks on Sep 5, 2009 11:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This note starts out merely as odd. What pushes it over the edge to flat out crazy-town though is that the submitter was not RENTING or SELLING his home. Which means this old man is wandering the streets, looking at houses that appeal to him and leaving notes in the hopes that someone will say, "This isn’t weird at all."
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so should I rename this for Sat-Sun or is someone going to dish up some fresh Junk in short order?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
You mean cocaine and Red Bull doesn't keep your skin fresh and youthful?
First I heard of that claim.
That is kinda an unfair pic though
Everyone looks goofy in a pic taken mid-sentence or changing into a smile or jokey face or whatever.
She won’t age well though.
I forgot she used to look somewhat good
"It's true, we live in a beautiful world, but ugly souls push the buttons."
I can find more Jessica Alba pics
if ya want…..
"It's true, we live in a beautiful world, but ugly souls push the buttons."
I hadn't seen that lady's normal pic before
Poor lady.
Mickey Rourke was a pimp. I hate plastic surgery. I’ve met him several times, he’s cool.
Dave Chappelle is one funny dude
"It's true, we live in a beautiful world, but ugly souls push the buttons."
Whooooooooooooo
Merc wagged HALF of her tail just now, not just the tip.
She was whimpering in her sleep, and I couldn’t tell she was sleeping with how she’s facing, so I went over to check on her and she woke up and started wagging and HALF the thing wagged.
BREAKTHROUGH. For today, anyways.
Silly wife tried to take Mooch out by herself while I was out today. It didn’t go well. She couldn’t hold Merc’s backlegs up (that’s my job) and Mercury peed all over herself. Then wife had to get Mercury all the way up the 20 stairs! Ooph.
She didn’t plan that maneuver out.
Princess is on the comeback trail! Every day a sign of improvement.
Good, strong, brave puppy.
"Aneurysm".
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The goodest strongest and bravest!
She is a HUGE wagger, knocking everything over when she does it and banging it against walls or the floor when laying down, so I was happy when I saw her tail-tip move a little this morning, and now half a tail…
Any progress is good progress!
I sang again when I got home
A rousing ballad about how she peed all over herself and how she’s a gimpy dogg now.
latvians are disgusting. they treat us like sh for no reason. thats the real reason i hate them.
Love.
I got a reason
You took them over and are still around in large numbers controlling things.
You’d hate that too, L-Train, if Latvia took you over and dominated everything!
Musn't talk politics. :-{
"Aneurysm".
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I always get into trouble with someone.
"Aneurysm".
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Well, I ain't trying to take a side
But people who got tooked over, usually don’t like those who did the taking over.
Just give ’em Casinos, L-Train, and everything will smooth over.
You shouldn't have let them still speak their's for the last 40 years!
You coulda’ made it a dead language, bred it out of them.
Oh well, 20/20 hindsight.
I can only imagine I'd feel the same if I was Latvian
Taken over and held back by a huge powerful foreign country for decades. I’d reject everything about that country as well.
It’ll fade over time.
Annthefan, Roybot, Galactic Love made an appearance
Sophia and Twiggs always are in here too, Corvid, the exotic Fanfaraway…
This is where the BABES hang out!
this is true
JD is like crack
"It's true, we live in a beautiful world, but ugly souls push the buttons."
Here ya go L-Train, you think Lindsay Lohan wasn't looking so hot --
We get so used to seeing celebs with lotsa makeup and photoshopped . . . .
Because they are a celebrity without makeup!
Lopez, Halle, Bundchen still look good too.
Every hot celebrity girl has those days when you are sick or puffy or just woke up and etc.
I’d hate to be so famous that people would get paid to take a photo of you looking like a turd.
ya it must suck to feel pressure to look good all the time.
what is the judicial debate on teh freedom to take a photo of anyone without permision.
At least in NYC and LA
If you’re out in public then it’s fair game. I’d be fine with not allowing people to take pictures (without permission) of others for profit. Even though you’re outside and in the ‘public’, it’s still an invasion of privacy to me.
Someone out in public and you take a pic of them for yourself?
Okay.
You take it to be published? Gotta get permission.
If someone is the focus of the picture and they are publishing that photo because of that person
I’d like it if they had to get permission from that person to publish it, yeah.
These photos really emphasize how we've gotten used to fake pictures of celebs
Even beautiful women — like Alba — get the super-duper photoshop treatment.
Haha, no, only the covers of Lowrider
I’ve thumbed through KING before, and everyone is way over photoshopped.
They mighta' had Beyonce, but it's prolly too trashy/low level for her
They normally only show black models, and they tend to make them overly shiny and smooth.
I think they should make rules about
celebrities squinting when it’s sunny or using their facial muscles to express anything whatever except when acting. When not playing a part they should be kept in zero gravity conditions at all times. After all they’re commodities.
"Aneurysm".
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She just had a red-eye flight that day. Or cried herself into sleep.
Otherwise that looks pretty.
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I think Halle's one on the left must be really old
Too bad she felt like she had to have plastic surgery to make her nose “whiter.” She’s a really pretty lady in both pix.
1. Russian women are famous for their beauty
2. Russian women are highly educated and intelligent
3. Russian women have traditional family values
4. You can find in Russia a much younger woman
5. Russian women want to get married
6. Russian women are still happy to be women
7. International marriage is a lifetime of discoveries and excitement
http://www.womenrussia.com/russianwomen/
Love.
For a Russian History class I took back in college
I was trying to find Russian poetry, and so I googled Russian Poetry, and all I got were Russian mail order bride sites.
I like how it’s called “international marriage”.
is it against the rules to talk basketball in here?
i dont know what the parameters are here. the rest of blzedge is drackonian. i almost sh’t myself for swearing the other day in the LMA post.
Anything goes!
Except for swearing and super-offensive stuff. It is looser here.
I enjoy talking basketball in here.
Just while we’re talking about what is allowed, and it usually is allowed to slide, but taking 1 letter out of a swear word isn’t TECHNICALLY allowed. And no “I was like, F—- you, pal!”, either.
Curse wise, only %#@!, cartoon style, is allowed.
ah, ZACH THAT!
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I think you can't do
“You gotta be sh%&&ing me, pal!”, or any other letter followed by cartoon symbols, but if it is ONLY cartoon symbols, you’re in the clear like Barry Bonds.
I think! I could be wrong.
to me the problemo with cartoon style is you can't really tell what word it is
and people usually assume you are trying to say the fword… when it might be something funnier like monkeybals.
That problem is why they like it though
With cartoon symbols, you don’t put a specific word in the reader’s head… usually.
ya thats why i got all worried about lMA post.
oh i c i did it again. lol. i swear in my aim conversations all day so its hard. cause my fingers are blazenn…
I only use swear words from the 30s. And the Dave-ism "fiddlesticks". And the junk-ism Zach.
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Peanut butter is like crack for Mercury
I’ve never had to give her medicine before, and I remember from other pets it can be a pain. She’s super easy. Just put a HINT of peanut butter on any pill, and she gulps it down no problem.
I gotta pry her mouth open for one liquid medicine, and she has a really strong jaw, but that’s as bad as it gets.
But when she eats a spoonful of peanut butter her eyes get real wide like she’s in heaven. Same bug eyes she makes when she gets her lower back scratched.
I just stepped out to the so-called Arizona room to look at the night
and there’s a little house finch sleeping in one of the flowerpots! At first I thought it was dead, but no. It has it’s little head tucked under it’s wing and I can see its nice, even respirations. I love it!
"Aneurysm".
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It's the only time I feel alive
But no, not really. I am married, why would I go dancing? I troll for rough trade down by the docks.
If only I go dancing I can finally make her love me!
We’d go sometimes before we moved to LA, with friends and stuff, but I really don’t like clubs. Too loud and I don’t see the point if not looking to copulate with a new lady.
Sure, I'd go do that with her
We’ve talked about something high falutin’ like ballroom dancing before, but haven’t had time. She took a photography class that was once a week at 8pm and it was really hard for her just to be able to make it.
Some people are just naturals
They’ll always be the top dancer just by genetic advantage.
Plus, they really take the dancing seriously. If you’re getting babes, don’t worry! You’re doing great.
If the woman wants to dance she doesn't care if
the man is a good dancer as long as he’ll get out there on the floor and dance with her. The voice of experience.
"Aneurysm".
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Dance in your living room!
"Aneurysm".
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Grab her and shake a leg. She'll be yours forever!
"Aneurysm".
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Better view?
"Aneurysm".
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Bad Annie!
"Aneurysm".
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Now we're gonna get
angry phone calls from Mom. It’s all my fault. She never understood me.
"Aneurysm".
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I say "phhht" to your
recommendations. I don’t do bedpans. Anymore.
"Aneurysm".
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Ann was a nurse
But mysteriously, 97% of people at Ann’s hospital that had a McCain/Palin button on died. Even if they were just visiting someone else who was sick.
Rumor has it, they couldn’t make anything stick to Ann, but that’s also because she got out of the nursing biz when get getting was good.
Ann was a nurse
But mysteriously, 97% of people at Ann’s hospital that had a McCain/Palin button on died. Even if they were just visiting someone else who was sick.
Rumor has it, they couldn’t make anything stick to Ann, but that’s also because she got out of the nursing biz when get getting was good.
Twice is nice.
"Aneurysm".
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How so?
"Aneurysm".
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I don't recall too many bedroom situations
Where I thought “man I wish there was another dude here”.
And I’m hip! I’m cool! I’m progressive! I didn’t THINK I was homophobic, but I don’t wanna have bedroom time with a guy :-(
I’m so ashamed :-(
I don't recall too many bedroom situations
Where I thought "man I wish there was another dudette here".
And I’m hip! I’m cool! I’m progressive! I didn’t THINK I was homophobic, but I don’t wanna have bedroom time with a dudette :-(
I’m so ashamed :-(
Although one of my best friends is a, you know, lesbian.
"Aneurysm".
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hmm. Link? I disbelieve you.
"Aneurysm".
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it was in one of my dreams that i read about the survey but stop trying to avoid the question!
Love.
Ha! You're lucid dreaming
and directing the action. Pervert!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Pervert!
You are correct, but that’s not the point. The point is that you haven’t answered this life or death question yet. You’re also hiding behind snide remarks and hurtful comments.
Love.
I am owned by no man.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
No.
I’m good at snide and hurtful but I try to reign myself.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Hahhahahhhhaha.
I just committed one of my worst pet peeves. rein reign rain
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
You'll show her one day
That picture of the finch will be on the cover of National Geographic and she can SHOVE IT.
pics or it doesnt look cute
"It's true, we live in a beautiful world, but ugly souls push the buttons."
Look I'm really good!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w7k8jB7JXM
"It's true, we live in a beautiful world, but ugly souls push the buttons."
dont we all?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oLGjhpY9jM
"It's true, we live in a beautiful world, but ugly souls push the buttons."
You gotta understand, L-train
Bill O’Reilly was taken over by Russia for decades, so it makes sense that he’d not like Russians now.
btw
cant a 12 year old just punch in porn to google and get his links? does he really need youtube to do it for him?
"It's true, we live in a beautiful world, but ugly souls push the buttons."
seriously though
if I want porn, I’m not going to youtube to find it
"It's true, we live in a beautiful world, but ugly souls push the buttons."
The Miami Heat are looking to acquire another point guard via a trade and Ira Winderman of the South Florida Sun-Sentinel thinks Portland’s Steve Blake could be a possibility since the Blazers signed Andre Miller during the summer.
Miller is expected to be the starter and Brandon Roy will play some at point guard, which will also take minutes away from Blake.
Love.
Fireworks <3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFsLblVL6f8&NR=1
Sarge
"It's true, we live in a beautiful world, but ugly souls push the buttons."
hey now hey now
See my grandpa and yo grandpa.. sittin by da fiyo
Said my grandpa to yo grandpa ‘gona set yo ganong on fiyo’
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