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The sun will come out tomorrow -- -Junk Edition

Is it the weather? Is that why I have no morning Junk to get my day started? Hmmm. You peoples should know how I feel about that by now. One day of rain and it's like all that long hot summer weather has been vanquished from our memories.Despite getting soaked to the bone yesterday in an afternoon deluge, I really enjoy stormy weather.

So I was perusing the recent lack of love for the world's goodest Trail Blazer and felt a tinge of stress overcoming the fanclub. For the sake of the Loyal Order and its beloved Poobah, I am using the JD to promote one honest expression-- "We love you, man."  Sheesh like I haven't worn that out yet.

So anywho, to keep it sanctimonious with the purity of Junk, and I apologize if its been done before, what is THEE worst movie of all time? For bow, it had to be Three Amigos. Talk about not meeting expectations.

Chime in Bedgereenos, and keep in mind (using the voice of that little orphan whose name I cant recall but I'm a big fan of)  "The sun will come out tomorrow!" (or at least by the weekend.  DAY

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I walked out of the theater halfway through The English Patient.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 30, 2009 8:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

After Elaines critical review

I couldn’t bring myself to watching that movie even though I had bought it on video… bad investment

There are some people who aren’t smart

by bow4meow on Sep 30, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It took tooooooo loooooonng to tell the story. But everyone loved it. I don't know why

Three Amigos has some gems if watch it when it pops up on the dial. Paying for it might have skewed your experience. I have to suspend my expectation when watching it though. I can’t go into it thinking, “Alright! Three of the funniest actors to come out of the 70s and 80s in one single movie!” I have to watch it as if they aren’t in it.

And, “I love you, man”

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 30, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love you, man

had its moments, but it could have been much better

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's one thing that always bothered me about Seinfeld

all these male characters thought Elaine was attractive and I just don’t find her attractive at all. It’s even worse than Jerry being able to date models.

by Magnum on Sep 30, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But Jerry did date models

And he was playing himself.

by Mortimer on Sep 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for reals

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was a truly hard movie to watch

and it wasnt so great that they pay off was worth it

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The ones I've walked out, or nearly did, make a fortunately short list.

What was that sci-fi one with the John-Boy actor? They slapped a mole the size of a quarter on his cheek for that flick. I walked out of that one.

I also walked out of Pink Flamingoes.

I’m trying to think whether I’ve walked out of any and demanded my money back.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 30, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I couldnt finish pink flamingos either

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah i would to if i don’t understand english

by broyposse on Sep 30, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You walked out on a Dolph Lundgren movie?

Isn’t he the greatest Russian actor of all time?of allllll TIME

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 30, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jakov Smirnoff

Is the greatest Russian actor of all time

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 1:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Not in Rocky V. He is definitely Russian.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 30, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, you are right. I saw this on IMDB

I wonder what it means:

Archive Footage:

   1. Rocky Balboa (2006) (uncredited) …. Captain Ivan Drago
   2. Rocky V (1990) (uncredited) …. Ivan Drago

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 30, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they do flashbacks to previous Rocky's in those movies

so i guess they credit the people in the earlier flicks.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, I guess I am sorta right then.

Yeah me.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 30, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought he was German

Dolph being short for Adolph

and Lundgren being German for Hitler

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

wat?

district 9?

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never walked out of a theater

But Alien vs Predator was just so bad I spent the last half an hour shaking my head in my hands. So bad.

Has the season started yet?

by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, AvP sucked real bad.

I saw that for the first time fairly recently and forgot it already. That movie actually offended me with it’s awfulness.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we had a viewing party for Gigli. It was really that bad.

My vote for worst movie ever is Mulholland Drive.

Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com

by TheTinfoil on Sep 30, 2009 8:45 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

did you watch “Twin Peaks” if not then I could see how someone might not like it

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope. But I also hated Eraserhead. I'm pretty much anti-Lynch.

And Aranofsky. You get the idea..

Whatever
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by TheTinfoil on Sep 30, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am with you on Aronofsky, except the Wrestler was fantastic

you might try Blue Velvet before you are truly anti Lynch

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree on The Wrestler. Maybe he should stick with movies for normal people.

Supposedly, Aronofsky’s next movie will contain an extremely graphic sex scene between Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman.

Whatever
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by TheTinfoil on Sep 30, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THAT sounds intriguing

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no kidding

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is what I heard too

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm game for that duo.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Sep 30, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Fountain is an incredible film

one day it will get the respect it truly deserves.

"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

as a huge Lynch fan I dont care for eraserhead, and I hated Lost Highway so much so that I didnt watch Mullholland drive til 06’

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mulholland Drive gets my vote for 'least accessible movie', not worst though

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 30, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mulholland Drive had Naomi Watts,

That makes it an awesome movie, especially that one part

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:40 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

miss universe 1984 was extremely attractive as well

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my GF wants to watch Mullholland, but I keep putting it off due to that one part

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That part

Is the only reason TO watch it with her

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:59 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

you never know which way the coin will land on that one

if she likes it then it is totally awesome

if she doesent, then the house of cards that I have crafted around the idea that I am not a creepy pervert will come crashing down

it seems like the upside is not worth the risk of the downside

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just act like you've never seen it before

That way you’re not being pervie by watching it

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:06 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

she knows I have seen it like 10 times

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well then watch it and if she seems put off

Just get a crazed look and laugh in her face.

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:17 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

this sounds like terrible advice

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you could tell her you watch it to keep the mice away if she doesn’t like it… and that you haven’t watched it in a while and that’s why there is a mouse under your fridge

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my GF is smarter than me not dumber than me

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

right… I didn’t say she’d believe it… what’s important here is that she believes that YOU believe it

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

these all sound like some weird paths to take to get my GF to watch soft core porn

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just tell her you watch it....

…for the articles, not the pictures.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Sep 30, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

then run from the room laughing

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well then watch it and if she seems put off

Just get a crazed look and laugh in her face.

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:36 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Whoops!

Inadvertant double post

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 11:29 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Three Amigos

is pretty darn funny if you’re not expecting a comedic masterpiece.

Worst movie I’ve seen is is tough to come up with because I usually forget about them or don’t bother to watch in the first place. But for me, Armageddon and Titanic are high up the list.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 8:46 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Armageddon is good

I love slow motion walking to dramatic music for 90 minutes.

Just like Horatio of CSI Miami.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 30, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Armageddon has Steve Buscemi, which rules it out for worst movie of all time

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Titanic?

Decrapio’s descent into the icy waters was well worth it

There are some people who aren’t smart

by bow4meow on Sep 30, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was kinda hoping for a shark, and they we coulda had Jaws: The First Taste, a prequel.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 30, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

using the Titanic

as a setting for a simple love story for the express purpose of emotional manipulation is crap. plus the acting wasn’t that great and neither was the writing. the special effects were all right. But the only good thing in that movie was the guy bouncing off the propeller which, when you think about it, is in fairly bad taste.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmmm, I am not THAT big of a movie buff, so I may need help

Has Steve Buscemi been in a bad movie? Maybe he has, but he is usually great regardless.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 30, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buscemi

was definitely the best part of Armageddon and I don’t even remember what he did.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

took money from a loan shark and was into young girls if I remember correctly

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he has been in some romantic comedies which were not so awesome

his presence is enough to save most movies from being extremely terrible

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mr. Deeds

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 1:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

if you are just looking to turn your brain off and have a few cheap laughs then it is a great movie

I dont mean that in an insulting fashion as I primarily watch these types of movies now

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, i guess when you take the slow motion walking

in conjunction with that awesome animal cracker scene it’s not as bad as i thought.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Action movies-

Godzilla- the one with Matthew Broderick
jurassic park 3
spiderman 3
Indiana jones kingdom of the crystal skull

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:02 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

that crystal skull was really bad

I would add on the silver surfer movie to that list….turrible, just turrible

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haven't seen silver surfer

Or any fantastic 4 movie. If I want my alba fix I’ll take Sin City for the win

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:09 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

fer shure

I didnt see the first, but the second was so bad that I booed at the end

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Spiderman 3 was amazingly bad. I walked out of that at a screening, and would have walked out of it a second time if I had not just sat in an airplane.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 30, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Add "Braddock MIA 2"

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 12:08 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

I enjoyed Three Amigos.

Worst ever? Pretty much anything with Steven Seagal in it.

Of course, Steven Seagal movies don’t necessarily try to be good. In the category of “Tried to be good and really sucked” I would have to nominate The Station Agent or the similarly dreary The Straight Story.

The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on Sep 30, 2009 8:56 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that whole movie is a metaphor for Swayze’s bout with cancer

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

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by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So....

Keanu is the cancer right?

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Americas cancer

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:03 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Keanu is the cure

the ocean is the cancer

you need me to draw this out in crayon (j/k)

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It can be awful hard to get those crayons out of the box. Let me know if you need help.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll be back in a second

I just cut myself on the sharpener

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe you could try interpretive dance. Post a link to the video when you’re done.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

done

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOU MOVE LIKE A SWAN.

I’m in tears.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They filmed the ending on the Oregon coast

it’s amazing how much Oregon looks like Australia….right?

"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember that, I grew up near there.

They filmed it at Indian Beach in Ecola State Park, near Cannon Beach.

I am the law!

by LaColin on Sep 30, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My wife used to surf there.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I stopped surfing in Oregon after I got caught in a rip tide while surfing a far off shore sand break.

I really thought I was going to drown that day

scary

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe there was no junk drawer because Cole Wagoner wanted to join BE and make one?

I think Sophia advised him to do that after Ben sold him on BE as much more than a message board, rather a lifestyle. Pretty funny guy I and a number of others follow on Twitter, would be nice to have him also on BE.

But he can do that another day, or just comment in this one made by the Bow.

See you later, have to do some driving around and practice to Do Tha Jason Terry

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 30, 2009 9:19 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Delonte West missing unexcused from practice - day 2

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 30, 2009 9:21 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I cant wait to get the story behind this

that dude is lovably whacky

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The story behind this is pretty short but sad: He has bipolar mood disorder

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 30, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope he gets the right meds

They seem to be working for Artest. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 30, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought he straightened that out last season

too bad

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My friends got married at Voodoo Doughnut

to compensate for the ultra-serious wedding that was necessary for the sanity of the bride’s parents. It felt so nice, they did it twice – the 2nd time with doughnuts. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 30, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the worst movie ever

“Bow4Meow: Man, Myth….or marvelous?!!”

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 9:31 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah...

some of those S&M scenes were just uncalled for.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was a cult classic

There are some people who aren’t smart

by bow4meow on Sep 30, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But then the cops busted the cult members

and the movie sales plummeted

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jaws

that movie was cheesy

by broyposse on Sep 30, 2009 9:52 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow....it is only cheesy in retrospect

it was cutting edge at the time and still fun movie if you ignore the special effects

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had read about how the shark was constantly not working, which is the reason we rarely see the shark, and it was a happy accident as critics pointed out that the suspense that built by not showing the shark really added a nice element to the movie.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jaws has the best Richard Dreyfus line ever

“well I can tell that you’re going to ignore this particular situation until it swims up AND BITES YOU IN THE ASS!”

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 2:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

What About Bob?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

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by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don’t know, i saw it as a kid and it didn’t do it for me….but then again, i wrestled sharks for food when i came here on the boat

by broyposse on Sep 30, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so let me get the story straight

you are a former boat person…..when one of your shipmates would fall over a shark would try to eat them…you would then wrestle the shark and steal the body for yourself

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fixed

when one of your shipmates would “fall” over a shark would try to eat them

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

right

in fact “fall” overboard would be even better

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes…do you have a problem with me saving my shipmates from shark then eating the shark to show other sharks whats up?

by broyposse on Sep 30, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was assuming that you would fight the shark

and then eat your shipmate

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

which would be bad

but totally in line with what i know about your personality

(jk)

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was assuming you pushed your shipmate overboard in order to lure the shark close enough to wrastle it

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that too

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heard some real horror stories from an ex co-worker

who left Viet Nam on a small boat that was so crowded they had to dangle their legs over the side to make room for more people. When someone died they just had to throw them over the side. I forget where he ended up (I want to say Israel but that doesn’t seem right) but he and his younger sister were intentionally separated from their parents and they spent over a year in a refugee camp alone. They had to fight for every scrap of food. He was eleven when he went into the refugee camp and wasn’t reunited with his parents until he was 14, I think. He was pretty nonchalant about it and said those kinds of things and much worse happened to lots of kids.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Sep 30, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tragic

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That I am strong enough to speak of it so nonchalantly

Speaks volumes about me, my strength of character, and how the human spirit shall always overcome.

by Mortimer on Sep 30, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you are little bit drunk

aren’t you?

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

aren't we all?

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

some?

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't really drink :-(

My parents got so drunk at my sister’s wedding, I literally had to carry my mom to the bathroom to puke all over herself.

by Mortimer on Sep 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's never gotten sick from drinking

She was just drinking wine like normal, and my dad was drinking tumblers of whiskey, and he gave his glass to my mom to hold for a second and for a “joke” she gulped half a big glass of whiskey down.

She couldn’t walk 5 minutes after that.

My dad was so drunk that he was rambling about nothing at the end of the night to the DJ and photographer, and I made sure he wasn’t writing 10K checks or something dumb. He was GONE.

My mom has a beer or wine at the end of the night sometimes… this was her ‘college experience’ that she never had.

Neither puked until after everyone had left, so they kept their dignity.

by Mortimer on Sep 30, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I doubt that's right to remark

Mortimer is a great guy. Slamming on his mom seems really out of bounds…

There are some people who aren’t smart

by bow4meow on Sep 30, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thansk for the defense Bow

X-Man is a nice guy and I’m sure he was just joking.

My mom was hilarious that night, since it was so out of character. It was just a few nights ago, my youngest sister just got married!

He is a brown man of mysterious ethnic origins, so of course I think he is a sleeper cell.

by Mortimer on Sep 30, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Besides....the history of rankin' on a dudes mom is long and distinguished

….like my johnson

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WELL NOW I AM MAD AT YOU

It was a trick to find your true intentions!

by Mortimer on Oct 1, 2009 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Courtney Love is your mom?

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no lie

my neighbor is courtney love’s step dad

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pretty sure her step dad, not her real dad. he seems normal. he would go and take care of her kids in LA while she was in rehab

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She has more than 1?

Kid?

That shouldn’t have been allowed.

by Mortimer on Sep 30, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was backstage at the roseland theater one time talking to the promotion director.

He told me a story about back in the early nineties, nirvana was playing there before they got big. There was this crazy chick making a scene in the ladies room, she was getting sick, screaming at people, cursing, just totally hammered. So he had to go in there with some other people to take care of it. He walks in and sees Courtney Love sitting on the floor with her makeup and hair all screwed up and her skirt up around her waste, wearing no underwear and she kept screaming “You see that guy? I’m gonna marry that guy someday!”

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah :(

i’m from family of 6 refugee siblings and reliving the story through my parents is just…unreal….but you know, ALOT of families/people go through that…sometimes the part about us living in a refugee camp for a year was more terrifying then being on the boat….

i’m not nonchalant about it but every family from that era had an amazing story (each very unique)…most of them very sad but it’s something we don’t openly share because it has been so generalized (pointing blame to myself too)…if you ever bump into an elder statesman who would discuss their story, it’s worth buying them coffee/lunch just to listen/share and feel the emotions from it….

i had a chance to do this with my friend’s uncle who was in the Japanese internment (camps) in Cali…i cried listening to him because i didn’t know that much about that dark era in our history…i’m not sure what the definition of an american is to everyone, but i see those who struggle before us as the true american pioneers…their sacrifices were unimaginable…

i’ve started telling my 4 year old the stories but she always ask if there were pirates…there were definitely pirates, but not the Pirates of the Caribbean that she’s thinking of….off my free flow response to ann:)

by broyposse on Sep 30, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I used to have a neighbor who's mother was Japanese

and born in an internment camp. My friend’s grandfather played football for OSU in 1942 but wasn’t allowed to play in the Rosebowl that year because he was a second generation Japanese American and of course was subsequently interred. He met and married my friend’s grandmother in the internment camp. Sick.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Sep 30, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

katonk

Definition: Asian American from the continental US
Used In A Sentence: Michael stay one katonk. Das why he talk l’dat.
In English?: Michael is from the mainland so he speaks a little differently than we do.

Locals called them “katonk” because that’s the sound their head made when it bounced off the ground while getting beat up by a local.

by tominhawaii on Oct 1, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why can't we all just get along!

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 1, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because

Uppity mainlanders think they’re better than locals because they talk different.

by tominhawaii on Oct 1, 2009 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

that is one of the best movies of all time

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The problem with editors.

That poster would be perfect without the lame action lines clearly added to the illustration when the typeset was.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what about the punch? why is he punching?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

also a good point

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Every conceptual element is absurd.

That’s not the illustrators fault. He didn’t green light an action movie about effeminate aryan acrobats fighting ninjas with sub machine guns. I was referring to the composition being perfect. Look at it with your eyes blurred. See the recycling symbol like shape? It’s nice.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The invisible ninja, of course.

Do you not see the invisible ninja?

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Sep 30, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Minds are blown

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 30, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Worst movie ever:

The Secret of Roane Innish

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111112/

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 10:07 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

supposedly “the room” is the worst movie ever

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 10:11 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I dont buy it

That is similar to the argument people make when you tell them grindhouse wasnt good

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No it is hilarious

But since it was meant to be serious, it can count… but how serious it is is awesome, since it is hilarious.

by Mortimer on Sep 30, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have seen a few clips

have you seen the full movie?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it plays in midnight shows here in LA at least once a month

Sometimes more.

Adult Swim played the full movie once and I caught it by accident… they didn’t announce they were gonna do it and it didn’t show up on the guide. Just a fun surprise.

by Mortimer on Sep 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCESS, AND THEN YOU STAB ME IN THE BACK

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would probably watch that

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did

Just because Bobcat wrote and directed it. It’s not as bad as the story, just poor acting and production.

by tominhawaii on Sep 30, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ishtar was pretty good.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 10:27 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That is the only movie I have ever walked out on.

Simply horrible.

"I saw him in the face" Sergio's quote on the latest alley-oop to Rudy.

by blazermaniac32 on Sep 30, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Epic fail indeed.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

First post!

Good morning B-Edge! Long time reader, first time poster. The “Princess” recommended that I join (she told me to say that). Looking forward to adding whatever I can to this message board, err… lifestyle community! (thats for Ben)

by colewagoner on Sep 30, 2009 10:28 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Welcome to the Bedge.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TiH told you to join?

weird, but cool

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to

I’m going to give you a Colombian Necktie if I ever meet you in person.

by tominhawaii on Sep 30, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cool

I dont have a lot of ties

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but TiH’s will have an international flavor, and possibly traces of cocaine

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like how we have busted out a bunch of insider jokes

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

welcome colewagoner

I feel honored you chose my Junk Drawer to expose yourself for the Bedgaholic you obviously are

There are some people who aren’t smart

by bow4meow on Sep 30, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

please don’t actually expose yourself though

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well… yeah

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey I'm not bragging

but I got presence

There are some people who aren’t smart

by bow4meow on Sep 30, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Goody! I love presents!

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or just hate X-mas. Your choice.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When the booze runs out.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or realizing the present is completely lame

(making fun of bow’s “presents”)

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Sep 30, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my presence is a gift

that’s true

There are some people who aren’t smart

by bow4meow on Sep 30, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you should check and see if whoever gave it to you still has the receipt

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fixed
bow BRP exposed himself and it was…underwhelming

by Roybot on Sep 30, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

send him or her to the Bedge wiki

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

welcome

#25

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 30, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a more serious question,since i am dumb

Are you famous? what do you do?

Tinfoil, who doesn’t read any sites but this one

Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com

by TheTinfoil on Sep 30, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

am I famous?

No..I dont think so.

by colewagoner on Sep 30, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cole Wagoner

is that YOUR real name????

Ben is correct, the JD is the Lifestyle of the Poor and Not Famous…

so if you are famous, it’s a good place to hang out with the commoners

by broyposse on Sep 30, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Welcome. Like to read your Twitter posts. BE is a lifestyle indeed.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 30, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sup welcome

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Dougall, let me axe you a question

what’s your camera set up?

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i got a D300
with a 70-200 f.2.8 VR nikkor lens
my wide angle is the kit lens, just a 18-55

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you like the nikon better than a canon? any particular reason

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no reason.

when i first started out everyone recommended a D50. so i got that i haven’t switched since.

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cool, I’m lookin to surprise the wife with a dslr but I’m leaning canon

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ya you can’t go wrong with either. i’d stay away from some of the other brands tho. less variety in lens accessories etc. but it sounds like you have it figured out.

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

your wife likes the canon?

by broyposse on Sep 30, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno… from the research I’ve done, the canon seems like the better camera. I’m only looking in the fervent amateur/light professional range right now, but when she upgrades eventually, it would make sense to stay with the same brand

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

i posted the ad on bedge. idk if he saw it

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wasn’t looking when you were selling

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no prob. i sold it to some sucka. he tried to hardball me but i owned him

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahahaha

What a lie! Just like your Blazer fandom!

by Roybot on Sep 30, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

shush

the dude was a liar. he tried a mexican accent on the phone to try and scare me. i saw right thru that

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are the biggest liar!

You totally thought he had an accent and you were shaking in your boots. You were going to call BRP to come be your body guard.

by Roybot on Sep 30, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

since i’m an 1/8th mexican, i’m offended

by broyposse on Sep 30, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should be.

Dougall is racist.

by Roybot on Sep 30, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

all gingers are

by broyposse on Sep 30, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol. why the lies? i respect lies as much as big sun glasses

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

doesn’t compare to your D35000?

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not at all…Ben was drooling over my long and wide lens

by broyposse on Sep 30, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

o god lol

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Welcome coolwagoner!

If the mountain come to you, run. It´s a landslide.

by amlmart1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

welcome to the BLEDGE

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bLedge?

don’t you mean “BEDGE”?

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Sep 30, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i mean what i said

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Norsktroll..

just saw your post above..glad to be here!

by colewagoner on Sep 30, 2009 10:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Enjoy your stay

Help yourself to the macadamia nuts. Thank Tom when you see him. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 30, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

First order of business: Junk Drawer =/= Bedge.

So it is written, so it is.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I told you posting in the junk d was best place to introduce yourself

yesterday on twittter, cole says “im not trying to cause problems.. just want to be informative” ……………….

then his next tweet “Greg Oden IS going to be an All Star this year”

LMAO LMAO

;-)

S

The Princess of Blazersedge

Sport is my boyfriend

by BlazerFan1 on Sep 30, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if he stays out of foul trouble, he probably will be. He has more hype than 95% of the league.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the generally accepted narrative is that Oden is a bust

Oden’s going to have to be very good to change that narrative.

by jksnake99 on Sep 30, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are we sure about this? Hollinger and Dime Magazine just released stuff about Oden being promising. The second he starts producing, the insane amount of media coverage will be a good thing.

He’s so publicized that people will HAVE to take notice. Plus, America loves its redemption stories.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The problem is that even if he's really good, our slow pace and his status as a non-go-to-guy

will make it hart to produce eyecatching box-score stats. The Hollingers of the world will write that he is good, but I’m not sure the coaches will select him over the likes of Bynum (who, for whatever reason, doesn’t have the same stigma as Oden— probably because he’s had longer stretches of impressive play).

by jksnake99 on Sep 30, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so all he needs is an extended stretch of good play

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he needs to do it

back east, where all important activities take place. Because it is:

1. SO hard for eastern splortswriters to stay up past their 10pm bedtimes, and /or

2. exceedingly difficult/nigh impossible for same said sportswriters to learn to program a DVR.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Sep 30, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does the slow pace really inhibit his statistics that drastically in the eyes of the public? He put up some pretty great numbers pre-knee chip injury.

PLUS, if we’re winning, the media hype will be that he is a dominant defender, regardless of if he is or not. People said he was a dominant defender last year and he definitely was not.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly..

Hes never going to be a 24-12 guy on this roster, and he doesn’t need to be. 12-12 will do just fine.

by colewagoner on Sep 30, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if he gets the minutes to get 12 boards, he’ll have more than 12 points. As an unathletic, out of shape, post-surgery, nearly post-move-less, depressed rookie he averaged 12.5 per 30 minutes.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he is Greg Oden, then I expect about 17//12-13 with a few blocks in 2010-2011.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

as a fan...one of the most impressive things i like watching is

someone swatting someone else’s shot…

if GO gets a highlight reel of just batting balls to the stand….he’s gonna get cred

by broyposse on Sep 30, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

that’s why i always liked calvin cato.

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You liked him so much you called him calvin

Instead of Kelvin?

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 12:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

I’d rather he swat the ball in play to a teammate than knock it out of bounds.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

envy?

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's true about the defense-- that reputation still existed for a lot of people

It will be interesting to see what the national narrative is about him should he put up a season where he averages 15/11 with good defense in 30+ minutes and 70+ games.

by jksnake99 on Sep 30, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I expect: “Ooooh, Greg Oden… he may only be a decent offensive player, but he DOMINATES the game on the defensive end, as evidenced by the fact that the Blazers are in the top three in points allowed.”

(Who needs to adjust for pace?)

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe

I wouldn’t be shocked by that.

I also wouldn’t be shocked to hear, “its great to see Greg Oden healthy and contributing, but look at Kevin Durant.”

by jksnake99 on Sep 30, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At some point, the media will start to come down on Durant. Look at McGrady. If the “Thunder” lose 50 games and the Blazers win 57-60, the questions will begin.

We already know that Pelton/Hollinger/intelligent analysts will question Durant if he can’t get that -8.4 defensive on/off taken care of.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think the coaches are. If Oden’s playing well, they’ll put him in.

Yao will be voted in as starter, so the coaches will get full control over the position.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yao will show up on the ballot this year?

by broyposse on Sep 30, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is always the write-in option from China… and I wonder if he’d be on the ballot. I dunno.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

write in? no way…if Yao gets written in, I’ll run naked through BEdge Night

by broyposse on Sep 30, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Appel!

How’s it goin?

by Roybot on Sep 30, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

coping w/ the return to school

so BE is much more hard to resist, plus the russian mob broke both my kneecaps

14736251

by appel82 on Sep 30, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ditto.

School sucks and BE is a great distraction from homework. Sorry about your knees.

by Roybot on Sep 30, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fixed

Your Face sucks and Your Face is a great distraction

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You forgot

Sorry about YOUR FACE.

by Roybot on Sep 30, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm...

good question. I think Arkitect is my frenemy.

by Roybot on Sep 30, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

welcome back

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahah

oh you, your cake post sucked me back in, jerk! ;)

14736251

by appel82 on Sep 30, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I only wrote it to push off a post I didn't like

It was that recycled post with nothing new added.

I think my next challenge is to write something extra super extra bad and see how many recs I can get.

by tominhawaii on Sep 30, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

time to start getting in shape to impress the ladies

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't be surprised

The Chinese government will probably make their people vote him as a write-in

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Sep 30, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did you say that in your famous chinese accent?

YOU ARE RACIST

by broyposse on Sep 30, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How dare you!

and for the record….

NO

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Sep 30, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

all he needs to catch the public eye is Sportcenter highlights

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greg doesn't need any stats...

he just needs to punch Bynum, Gasol, and K*be in the face…5 times each but he has to do it with that cheesy smile/grin afterwards while saying “your face is ugly” in chinese…

that will guarantee him a starting spot in the All Star game and be fan favorite

by broyposse on Sep 30, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec!

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 11:59 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

its true..

he may have a permanent stigma his whole career

by colewagoner on Sep 30, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Artest associated with the brawl? I know casual NBA fans that don’t even remember he was in it. Memories are short.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IMO, the if Oden were to have an All Star Caliber season

the NBA would eat that storyline of a supposed “fallen prospect rising from the ashes to become an All-Star” up.

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like it

We need to get this going. Can one of our creative writers come up with a good backstory?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 30, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's like a 5 minute segment on TNT right there

the NBA lives for these storylines (Kobe and Shaq BFFs last year, Nate and Dwight, etc.)

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bynum… I dunno how much he gets the ball this year, as compared to last year. Artest is a much higher usage player than Ariza.

Plus, he doesn’t have the hype that Greg has. I still run into people who don’t even know who Andrew Bynum is… but they all know Greg Oden.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Won’t matter if Yao is voted in. I dunno if he’ll be on the ballot.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lame

But exactly right

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 12:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

anyone have any last minute interview tips?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 10:38 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dress well

and use direct eye contact ..be confident and always state how you follow policy when unsure about any situation

There are some people who aren’t smart

by bow4meow on Sep 30, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have my best duds on

thanks

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good luck

There are some people who aren’t smart

by bow4meow on Sep 30, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks and thanks to BRP for his help

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good luck man… I’ll say a little something to the deity(s) of your choice for you

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am orthodox so I only count AK1984

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and thanks

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brush your teeth as close to leaving as possible

The Princess of Blazersedge

Sport is my boyfriend

by BlazerFan1 on Sep 30, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Develop a couple questions that make you the interviewer—ie, “why do you think this is a good place to work, etc”. This shows them that you’re serious about where you work, that is you are selective.

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

instead of worst movie ever

I shoulda done something my friends and I were cracking up about this weekend camping. Remember how porno flicks always used to take real movie names and turn them into porno titles…. I bet TiHa has some great ones… my all-time fav was Romancing the Bone

There are some people who aren’t smart

by bow4meow on Sep 30, 2009 10:39 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LMAO `

romance novels have the same thing..

Hilarious

The Princess of Blazersedge

Sport is my boyfriend

by BlazerFan1 on Sep 30, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My wife watched on in college called "Edward Penis Hands"

The plot is awesome. He has penises for hands so he goes into porn and gets real popular but then this other porn star gets jealous and introduces Edward to coke. Edward gets addicted and then cannot get penis hand erections.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101799/

Here is the box cover. You can see worse in a checkout line of a store, so clicking the link is cool.

And I found this about it on the webpage where I found the cover.

Une vendeuse de porte-Ă -porte se rend un jour dans un château oĂą elle dĂ©couvre la crĂ©ature inachevĂ©e d’un inventeur. Cette dernière possède malheureusement des pĂ©nis Ă  la place des mains et la vendeuse, prise de pitiĂ©, dĂ©cide de ramener Edward chez elle…

by tominhawaii on Sep 30, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My vote for a porn title

“Zach and Miri Make a Legitimate Mainstream Film”

by DonkeyShins on Sep 30, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the list

funny titles

There are some people who aren’t smart

by bow4meow on Sep 30, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's another movie i was pleasantly surprised about

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There are far, far worse

Your first problem…I’m sure you were not nearly stoned enough when you watched that movie.

by DonkeyShins on Sep 30, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh man it's been years since I saw that

I thought it was boring but some people love it.

by Mortimer on Sep 30, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am going to take off, so have a good day

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 10:49 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that depends on the job

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

as I’ve said before, that’s not a job… it’s a service I provide to the community

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven’t gotten any complaints…

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gooodddddddddd luck

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Sport is my boyfriend

by BlazerFan1 on Sep 30, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BRP

whats cracking w/ the vid homie?
i cant wait to laugh w/ that “pose” at the beginning

LMAO

s

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Sport is my boyfriend

by BlazerFan1 on Sep 30, 2009 10:56 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha nothing much...work has me bent over a cube with a singapore canning stick...

so hopefully i can get to it this weekend….

i know you can’t wait to see OUR home video…but you know, i’m gonna keep all the profits

by broyposse on Sep 30, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

where do they put the stick?

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hear that

As my grandpapy would say, “You’ve been busier than a one legged indian in a butt kicking contest”

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure Dave has a policy on that

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 30, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been to Singapore

Very clean, friendly city

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Sep 30, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's okay...much better than Kuala Lumpur

they do have outstanding food, I’m hoping Portland’s food cart scene will resemble Singapore’s one day.

"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I enjoyed KL too

I spent more time there, that’s for sure… about a week in KL and 2 1/2 days in Singapore

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Sep 30, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I actually was kicked out of Malaysia by the authorities

and I’m never to return =(

"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he went ahead and left

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to defend 92wastheyear here

he may be a passive-aggressive sob but he is NOT snarky

There are some people who aren’t smart

by bow4meow on Sep 30, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SARCASM

have you ever heard of it???

WELL HAVE YOU!!!

"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HUMOR

have you ever heard of it???

WELL HAVE YOU!!!???

There are some people who aren’t smart

by bow4meow on Sep 30, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO SUCH THING

IT’S FAKE SUCH LIKE THE MOON LANDINGS

"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you saying that you don't believe that....

….OJ Simpson landed on Mars????

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heard OJ hired you to kill his ex-wife and Ron Burgundy

you passive aggressive’d them to death

"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

burgundy→goldstein?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

real name

Goldman

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sup 92?

There are some people who aren’t smart

by bow4meow on Sep 30, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nada

sup sup?

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bored

aren’t you due for a JD soon?

There are some people who aren’t smart

by bow4meow on Sep 30, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes..probably

need a new song for the new season

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ron Burgundy is from Anchorman

humour is dead

"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There used to be a Manchester United Bar in KL

don’t know if it’s there anymore. But long story short big brawl right in front of it, involving a whole bunch of people, mostly european expats who were up to no good. They gave 24 hours to leave the country. Still got the special visa I was issued to leave the country.

"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got into a fight using rattan fighting sticks once

At times it felt like razor blades on my skin. I had a really nice bruise on my thigh for about a month afterwards.

"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the safe word from Eurotrip

Just make sure you practice it first

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Sep 30, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been really busy this week,

My Junk doesn’t have it’s normal aroma, and it’s quite small actually. This is all I’ve been able to muster so far today:

linx to image about political system, made easy

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 11:02 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fascism has the colors backwards.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought so too. Maybe this was conceived with mother russia or N korea in mind—the guise of communism

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bagel Bites are yummy :)

Paladins are awesome!

"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 30, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Steve Ballmer loves this company!

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well.....

they have 1% and 4% marketshare respectively. Not exactly a rounding error, but not a huge share either. However the trajectory for both is upward. And Firefox is approaching 20% so Steve-O shouldn’t be TOO dismissive.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Sep 30, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somebody explain this to me

where is the money in browsers?

Is it all just a scheme to drive traffic to the search engine of choice (Bing for IE, Google for Chrome, etc.)? Is there really that much money to be made from that? Or is there some other revenue stream that I am missing?

by tingeyga on Sep 30, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Driving traffic is a big one

Imagine how little traffic Microsoft would have across MSN, Bing, etc if they did not have their browser as default on around 90% of the purchased computers in the US. So they can’t afford to fall behind Firefox, Safari, Chrome, etc because then they lose that traffic bump.

As far as I know, Firefox isn’t ever going to be major corporate force, but I believe they do nicely from their homepage. I’m not aware of anything Chrome and Safari bring to the table in terms of monetizing their software. I presume they want the same as Microsoft — to have folks directed to their services.

To a lesser extent, I think Safari was created because a.) Apple wasn’t happy with the browser options on OSX, which could reduce sales, and b.) Apple likes to keep things inside the Apple Ecosystem whenever possible, for user experience purposes.

All speculation.

by Timmay! on Sep 30, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The browser - while maybe not the operating system of the future as discussed in the article - is at least a major major component of it

Remember that the EU tried to force Microsoft to unbundle IE and Media Player from Windows, and partly succeeded? Those were the days. Now it really is an integral part of the operating system, and controlling that is highly important to Google, Microsoft, Apple, Facebook (yes, there will be a Facebook browser) and to a lesser extent Firefox and Opera and the rest.

As for driving traffic to their sites, yes that is also a very important part of the equation. Every percentage point in the search business – with the associated ads – is worth roughly 1 billion dollars.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 30, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Facebook browser?

What is the play there?

by tingeyga on Sep 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too keep you as long on their property as possible and collect data

I’m not sure if it will be a full-fledged browser – there are rumors about that – or at first just a toolbar a la Digg and also Google, but they are definitely working in this direction. They have the money, the developers, and the singularly focused founder to get it done.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 30, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd hope it's spent on better browser integration with IE/Firefox

I mean sure, they have plenty of money and vision to build a good browser. But their name recognition likely won’t translate to any browser market share unless it does something very unique.

by Timmay! on Sep 30, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is becoming one of the default login/verification engines already

Along with Twitter, but Twitter really knows nothing about you as a person. Also heard this week Google has $19 billion flying around in cash and short-term assets looking for investments. Maybe they just buy some other prime web companies again. Though Yahoo kinda did that and then lost most of the founders and now doesn’t really know what to do with all of them.

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by Norsktroll on Sep 30, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is becoming one of the default login/verification engines already

Only primarily for sites that want to expand into social networking (my favorite example is tv.com).

Now if they have aspirations of trying to be the OpenID of the internet, interesting. But I mean, Facebook still wants you to login to a non-secure web page by default. They’ll have a ways to go for a lot of companies to trust their security.

by Timmay! on Sep 30, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IE8 is horrible

But I think that you’ll be pleasantly surprised with Windows 7…provided you don’t go to a launch party.

(whoever thought up that brilliant idea needs to be keelhauled)

by DonkeyShins on Sep 30, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

People use IE?

I thought IE’s only purpose was to visit firefox.com and download a browser.

by Timmay! on Sep 30, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec!

That’s all I used it for when I set up the last 3 office computers

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Sep 30, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I use my old AOL CDs for

At some point they were so prevalent that I feared future generations would think we used them as some form of payment, or as gifts for the afterlife put in the grave together with the dead like in old Egypt.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 30, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember when AOL came on 3 1/2" floppys

Oh wow… I just totally dated myself there…

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Sep 30, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't feel bad. I remember life before personal computers.

In fact, I remember life before touch-dial phones and color TV.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 30, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude.

You’re old. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 30, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I remember when you were born.

They put you in a bassinet next to my grandson.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 30, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't let him fool ya

Elgin is old too

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We tiled the ceilings and walls of our living room with them for a party back in the college days.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

#25 is hungry

http://twitpic.com/jqn93

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 11:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That always grosses me out.

The jersey is all sweaty and then he puts it in his mouth. Yuck.

by Roybot on Sep 30, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

^obviously not a hooper. its yummy

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweat is yummy?

What is wrong with you?

by Roybot on Sep 30, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's a real.baller thing

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

indeed… salt FTW

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

truth

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec-tacular

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Travis is into edible panties too I hear

so what’s the big deal? I didn’t know they made bacon flavored edible panties. That’s why google is so amazing

There are some people who aren’t smart

by bow4meow on Sep 30, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The dark knight is the

worst movie, EVER

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by appel82 on Sep 30, 2009 11:52 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rec

the dood doing Shakespeare at the end was fantastic

by broyposse on Sep 30, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's a heath ledger movie?

i though he was in in for like 17 minutes?

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by appel82 on Sep 30, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought the main character was the dark night

i guess i’m a simpleton, but that movie was trying to play chess and i just wanted to play checkers?

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by appel82 on Sep 30, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

i was talking about the dark knight! haha this movie looks better, i heard that they put smells like teen spirit and other contemporary tunes in it, might be so chessy it’s good?

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by appel82 on Sep 30, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, all classic rock

I can loan you the dvd

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Sep 30, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it MADE the movie!

Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre

by prezofdeath on Sep 30, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey....

I LOVED that movie. Having Geoffrey Chaucer as his page was great. His introductions were a hoot.

And what this shows is there is no accounting for taste (on my part).

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Sep 30, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

she's a surfboard

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She needs a sammich.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'd volunteer to make her one

i wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating it in there too

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bring her a glass of milk, also.

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Sep 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah being that you're a Liberal Studies major....I would expect that from you

Women in all shapes and sizes, I love them all.

She reminds me a lot of a girl a dated back in college, I think that’s why I find her so appealing.

"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaa I'm just giving you crap

plus I just watched that episode in Arrested Development.

(I think she’s hot, fwiw)

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you saying liberal arts majors are gay?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No...not that there's anything wrong with being gay

If that’s how cloudy rolls, I’m fine with it.

"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

trust me, i’m not

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's cool man

I’m not here to judge

"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

when I see the new comment notice light up on the screen

your name always makes me think 2 people are commenting, Sexual and Tyrannosaurus. Then I think to myself, why would anyone make their screen name “Sexual”. I’m sure you were dying to have this information

by Magnum on Sep 30, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that name taken

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mr, Magnum,

what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

by Roybot on Sep 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Two frogs sit in rapt attention to the bog bubbles singing twiddle twaddle do. Twiddle twaddle do. Nary a snake can straddle a stump.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you are in college

I dont trust you

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

smh

foiled again by a sexual prehistoric creature!

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what they all say

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well well…

by broyposse on Sep 30, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well?

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your opinion is wrong!!!

INTERNET FIGHT!!!!

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Sep 30, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hee hee

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quick, hose Ben down!
5 minute take: Greg Oden moving better than I’ve ever see

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 30, 2009 12:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pics or it didn’t happen

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They’re for Roybot silly

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

better than him drooling over bayless

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am trying to resist the Oden hype machine

But is is getting tough!!!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 30, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here is Brandon talking about Oden

I don’t like to always break down every little word, but he did qualify a statement about Oden:

This is from Hollinger’s ESPN post today

“In the past I’ve always said, physically, he’s so dominant,” Brandon Roy said. “This summer I watched him, and he’s stepping up the skill. He’s not just beating on guys anymore, he’s doing little shimmies, jumpers with the left hand, jumpers with the right hand. The most impressive thing is that he’s facing guys up now and shooting that little touch shot. If he can continue to add that touch to his game, he’s going to be pretty dominant.”

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so what

he’s not gonna make the mistake “oden will dominate, book it”

this is what’s called “tempering expectations” .

S

The Princess of Blazersedge

Sport is my boyfriend

by BlazerFan1 on Sep 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He did in his first quote, and then modified it later.

I know. I am just trying to stay tempered regarding Oden, so I am looking for things to help me.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 30, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe Brandon has been watching the new season of Curbed

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shouldn't he qualfy that statement a bit?

Does he mean better than he’s ever seen Greg at all, or the best he’s seen him since he became a Blazer. Those are two different things.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Sep 30, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Ben just answered my question via twitter as well.

It’s based off of first hand accounts of what he’s seen only apparently. It’s still great to hear that he’s getting that much better.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Sep 30, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME

In my case, it’s a tie: Napolean Dynamite and I <3 Huckabees

Both huge wastes of my money, both for myself and the girl I was dating at the time (she liked them tho)

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Sep 30, 2009 12:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Napolean Dynamite was a hit and miss with a lot of people

some thought it was hilarious and some thought it was terrible. I thought it was pretty funny.

Paladins are awesome!

"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 30, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was a big hit for me.

i thought it was hilarious and still laugh when i rewatch it. i’ve probably seen it close to 10 times.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so many little things. like when napolean calls kip asking for chapstick. but kip is making nachos. evert time the camera cuts back to kip the pile of cheese gets bigger until it is HUGE. so funny

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep.

lots of quirky stuff that i found hilarious. Rex-Kwon-Do? asking the guy buying tupperware to try and rip the bowl?

by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

and when you buy the tupperware you get a free pirate ship!? “i want that” lol

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i just love it

when the guy fails to tear it and then shakes his head in shame. “i can’t do it….i can’t do it.”

Kip trying to demonstrate the durability of the tupperware was awesome too. i laugh just thinking about it.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

classic movie. i can't stop quoting now

i have a wrist watch that spews quotes when you push a button. and a shirt with tots that says give me your tots lol

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“i like your sleeves, they’re really big”

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“can you pull me into town?”

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

  • uncle rico hitting naoplean in the face with a steak *

lol

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha.

“You think anyone wants a round house kick to the face when I’m wearing these? Forget about it.”

by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

 At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you’re gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?
[points to Kip]

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but of course you did...

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FLAG

napolean was one of the best movies ever

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i imagine you looking like LaFawnduh

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's LaFonda thank you very much.

And too bad…YOU LOST THE BET.

by Roybot on Sep 30, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

wikipedia says LaFawnduh
wiki>you

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is how Kip spelled it.

I picture Roybot looking like Deb, sideways pony-tail and all.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha. “your mom goes to college”

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how am i not myself? how am i not myself?

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rex Kwon Do was so awesome

"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He can be a NBA PG

For sure.

But can he be a starter or a consistent one? The Kings is his best chance in the world to show it.

by Mortimer on Sep 30, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aww man

I was actually looking forward to watching Tyreke havoc it up and compete for ROY, so I hope he’s okay.

by Mortimer on Sep 30, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which is worse, Apple or Microsoft fans?

Fun article. Though by the end, I’m beginning to wonder if he likes anything.

Weird frustration for me. When people talk about Microsoft, it’s typically self contained (Sometimes Linux comes up). But whenever Apple comes up, it’s always compared to Microsoft (Typically “It’s still better than MS”, or “MS stole it from Apple,” even when it’s provably false).

Let some more Apple vs Microsoft crankiness commence.

by Timmay! on Sep 30, 2009 12:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I could never go back to a PC since switching to my macbook

But I understand others like PC’s better than Macs. Totally fine with me. People can have their own opinion without needing to argue it because when you boil it down it comes out to how comfortable you feel with the system.

Paladins are awesome!

"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 30, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mac.fan.boy

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate Apple Fanboys. I would never like to be the member of a society that would accept me ;)

Tech journalists are increasingly faced with prejudice, too, as to improve their measly newspaper payments they hold speeches, consult or write books about the products and companies they cover. This has led to a number of conflicts of interest, e.g. most recently for the Apple columnist of the NYT who was accused of being too soft when interviewing Steve Jobs and writing about the latest products. On the other hand, the columnist for the WSJ is hosting an annual panel where he talks to company heads a la Gates and CIOs.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 30, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And their problem is also: If they ask the really tough questions, those high-profile and high-ego company heads will just walk out the door and talk to other journalists who ask nicer (and sometimes pre-approved) questions, or accept to only talk about their latest cool new products.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 30, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that why you're here?

Is that why we’re here?

Are we all banished from other societies that would accept us, so we run to our sports blog?

This is a dark day… (seriously, look outside. there are some dark clouds)

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

by Quik_Baller on Sep 30, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cocooning and us vs. them are indeed major social trends

In political news and opinioning it gives rise to figures like Glenn Beck (who manages to re-create old angst across the political spectrum). The media landscape is so diverse and fractioned that if I wanted to I can pretty much only read and listen to people who agree with me and warn of people who don’t agree with me. In sports it gives rise to team blogs, talk radio, columnists, etc. :)

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 30, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dead spot on.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Sep 30, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m 7 and I’m a pc…
.
.
I hate that ad… using the A-team song for anything other than the A-team should be punishable by death
.
.
it’s almost enough to make me want to switch to a mac on the spot

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nay… strictly PC… Architecture software is a nightmare on a mac

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cute, but dead in my world… NO ONE USES THE A-TEAM SONG BUT THE A-TEAM!

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A sucky show

In which nobody could shoot straight…or act.

Magnum P.I. FTW.

by DonkeyShins on Sep 30, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I PTIY THE FOO

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Scarecrow and Mrs. King FTW

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't make me go

“Moonlighting” on your butt

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 30, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cagney and Lacey?

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I raise you Jake and the Fat Man

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I fold, showing only my Tango and Cash.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pull a hardcastle and mccormick out of your sleeve

FTW!

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All in with the

6 million dollar man

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 30, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greatest American Hero

here is a chip to buy breakfast with

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

I think I’ll go with “Three’s Company”

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 30, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is what one chip would get you

ALL IN THE FAMILY

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can trump that with Barney Miller. Abe Vigoda ftw.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Taxi beats Barney Milller

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 30, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Granted, but only because of Kaufman.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m pushing all in with Miami Vice

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what’s that show about the guy who fights crime on a motorcycle? Him, knightrider, airwolf appear to be a full house.

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it was nighthawk

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the main character was also a cripple

it was like life goes on, but for cripples

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

your referring to Renegade (?) with Lorenzo Lamas

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Party foul.

This game is rigged. I quit.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

beat you by 9 minutes with that one.

link under the remo williams poster

by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well done, but my Charlies Angels with a Buck Rogers kicker can’t be beat

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok.

what if I throw this guy in to the mix?

by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

then I pull this out

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We just watched that for the first time recently

It really picks up in the second half of the series.

I do enjoy the surprisingly iconic imagery from the first episodes though, and the music.

by Timmay! on Sep 30, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

arrg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/mmBw3uzPnJI/SsNBFtrTIvI/AAAAAAAAxj4/jDvB15DV93Y/s1600-h/demotivationalposters_36.jpg

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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Psssssssh.

REMO WILLIAMS!

I am the law!

by LaColin on Sep 30, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO!!

It was better than that.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've met him 80 gabillion times

And whenever I see him still, my first initial thought is always HEY ITS REMO WILLIAMS.

by Mortimer on Sep 30, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love how it was subbed "The adventure begins"

They left out, “The adventure also ends.” Love how they cast Joel Grey, Jennifer Grey’s father ( A white guy) as the chinese guy, and then put make-up on him

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apple.fanboys are the worst

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There was a movie called "Brainsmasher"

Filmed right here in Portland, that starred Andrew ‘dice’ Clay and a young Teri Hatcher. In fact almost every movie filmed here could make a reasonable entry to the list, with the notable exception of “drugstore cowboy”

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 12:30 PM PDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Agreed. Don't forget that awful Madonna movie and The Hunted.

I forget what the Madonna one was called. Body of Obsession or something like that…

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Sep 30, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wasn't there a movie called Lotus something or other?

They even filmed some of it in front of The Lotus bar downtown.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 30, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dicemans character lived in the apt

Above the lotus

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