The sun will come out tomorrow -- -Junk Edition
by bow4meow on Sep 30, 2009 8:31 AM PDT
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PrintIs it the weather? Is that why I have no morning Junk to get my day started? Hmmm. You peoples should know how I feel about that by now. One day of rain and it's like all that long hot summer weather has been vanquished from our memories.Despite getting soaked to the bone yesterday in an afternoon deluge, I really enjoy stormy weather.
So I was perusing the recent lack of love for the world's goodest Trail Blazer and felt a tinge of stress overcoming the fanclub. For the sake of the Loyal Order and its beloved Poobah, I am using the JD to promote one honest expression-- "We love you, man." Sheesh like I haven't worn that out yet.
So anywho, to keep it sanctimonious with the purity of Junk, and I apologize if its been done before, what is THEE worst movie of all time? For bow, it had to be Three Amigos. Talk about not meeting expectations.
Chime in Bedgereenos, and keep in mind (using the voice of that little orphan whose name I cant recall but I'm a big fan of) "The sun will come out tomorrow!" (or at least by the weekend. DAY
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After Elaines critical review
I couldn’t bring myself to watching that movie even though I had bought it on video… bad investment
There are some people who aren’t smart
It took tooooooo loooooonng to tell the story. But everyone loved it. I don't know why
Three Amigos has some gems if watch it when it pops up on the dial. Paying for it might have skewed your experience. I have to suspend my expectation when watching it though. I can’t go into it thinking, “Alright! Three of the funniest actors to come out of the 70s and 80s in one single movie!” I have to watch it as if they aren’t in it.
And, “I love you, man”
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Regarding Elaine, I'm amazed Julia Louis-Dreyfus is now hotter with age. She's like a fine wine.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
that's one thing that always bothered me about Seinfeld
all these male characters thought Elaine was attractive and I just don’t find her attractive at all. It’s even worse than Jerry being able to date models.
The ones I've walked out, or nearly did, make a fortunately short list.
What was that sci-fi one with the John-Boy actor? They slapped a mole the size of a quarter on his cheek for that flick. I walked out of that one.
I also walked out of Pink Flamingoes.
I’m trying to think whether I’ve walked out of any and demanded my money back.
by MiledAnimal on Sep 30, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
You walked out on a Dolph Lundgren movie?
Isn’t he the greatest Russian actor of all time?of allllll TIME
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Jakov Smirnoff
Is the greatest Russian actor of all time
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 1:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Not in Rocky V. He is definitely Russian.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 30, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, you are right. I saw this on IMDB
I wonder what it means:
Archive Footage:
1. Rocky Balboa (2006) (uncredited) …. Captain Ivan Drago
2. Rocky V (1990) (uncredited) …. Ivan Drago
I get the paper, so I don't care!
they do flashbacks to previous Rocky's in those movies
so i guess they credit the people in the earlier flicks.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought he was German
Dolph being short for Adolph
and Lundgren being German for Hitler
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wat?
district 9?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I never walked out of a theater
But Alien vs Predator was just so bad I spent the last half an hour shaking my head in my hands. So bad.
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, AvP sucked real bad.
I saw that for the first time fairly recently and forgot it already. That movie actually offended me with it’s awfulness.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Its Aliens vs Predator, but somehow only the humans survive?
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
and somehow Predator becomes a good guy?
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I went and saw that movie with a flask
How could you go in expecting it to be good? My friend and I went in expecting to laugh at how stupid it was.
we had a viewing party for Gigli. It was really that bad.
My vote for worst movie ever is Mulholland Drive.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
did you watch “Twin Peaks” if not then I could see how someone might not like it
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Nope. But I also hated Eraserhead. I'm pretty much anti-Lynch.
And Aranofsky. You get the idea..
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
I am with you on Aronofsky, except the Wrestler was fantastic
you might try Blue Velvet before you are truly anti Lynch
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I agree on The Wrestler. Maybe he should stick with movies for normal people.
Supposedly, Aronofsky’s next movie will contain an extremely graphic sex scene between Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
THAT sounds intriguing
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
no kidding
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
The Fountain is an incredible film
one day it will get the respect it truly deserves.
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Mulholland Drive gets my vote for 'least accessible movie', not worst though
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Mulholland Drive had Naomi Watts,
That makes it an awesome movie, especially that one part
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:40 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
my GF wants to watch Mullholland, but I keep putting it off due to that one part
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
That part
Is the only reason TO watch it with her
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:59 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
you never know which way the coin will land on that one
if she likes it then it is totally awesome
if she doesent, then the house of cards that I have crafted around the idea that I am not a creepy pervert will come crashing down
it seems like the upside is not worth the risk of the downside
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Just act like you've never seen it before
That way you’re not being pervie by watching it
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:06 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
she knows I have seen it like 10 times
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
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Well then watch it and if she seems put off
Just get a crazed look and laugh in her face.
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:17 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
this sounds like terrible advice
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
you could tell her you watch it to keep the mice away if she doesn’t like it… and that you haven’t watched it in a while and that’s why there is a mouse under your fridge
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
my GF is smarter than me not dumber than me
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
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right… I didn’t say she’d believe it… what’s important here is that she believes that YOU believe it
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
these all sound like some weird paths to take to get my GF to watch soft core porn
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Just tell her you watch it....
…for the articles, not the pictures.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Sep 30, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
then run from the room laughing
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Well then watch it and if she seems put off
Just get a crazed look and laugh in her face.
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:36 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Whoops!
Inadvertant double post
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 11:29 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
The worst movie ever is whatever Uwe Boll has made recently.
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Three Amigos
is pretty darn funny if you’re not expecting a comedic masterpiece.
Worst movie I’ve seen is is tough to come up with because I usually forget about them or don’t bother to watch in the first place. But for me, Armageddon and Titanic are high up the list.
Armageddon is good
I love slow motion walking to dramatic music for 90 minutes.
Just like Horatio of CSI Miami.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Armageddon has Steve Buscemi, which rules it out for worst movie of all time
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
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Titanic?
Decrapio’s descent into the icy waters was well worth it
There are some people who aren’t smart
using the Titanic
as a setting for a simple love story for the express purpose of emotional manipulation is crap. plus the acting wasn’t that great and neither was the writing. the special effects were all right. But the only good thing in that movie was the guy bouncing off the propeller which, when you think about it, is in fairly bad taste.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions
hmmm, I am not THAT big of a movie buff, so I may need help
Has Steve Buscemi been in a bad movie? Maybe he has, but he is usually great regardless.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Buscemi
was definitely the best part of Armageddon and I don’t even remember what he did.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Mr. Deeds
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 1:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
yeah, i guess when you take the slow motion walking
in conjunction with that awesome animal cracker scene it’s not as bad as i thought.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Action movies-
Godzilla- the one with Matthew Broderick
jurassic park 3
spiderman 3
Indiana jones kingdom of the crystal skull
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:02 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
that crystal skull was really bad
I would add on the silver surfer movie to that list….turrible, just turrible
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
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Haven't seen silver surfer
Or any fantastic 4 movie. If I want my alba fix I’ll take Sin City for the win
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:09 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Add "Braddock MIA 2"
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 12:08 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I enjoyed Three Amigos.
Worst ever? Pretty much anything with Steven Seagal in it.
Of course, Steven Seagal movies don’t necessarily try to be good. In the category of “Tried to be good and really sucked” I would have to nominate The Station Agent or the similarly dreary The Straight Story.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
that whole movie is a metaphor for Swayze’s bout with cancer
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
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Americas cancer
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:03 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Keanu is the cure
the ocean is the cancer
you need me to draw this out in crayon (j/k)
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
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It can be awful hard to get those crayons out of the box. Let me know if you need help.
My team went to the playoffs in my first year.
I’ll be back in a second
I just cut myself on the sharpener
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
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Maybe you could try interpretive dance. Post a link to the video when you’re done.
My team went to the playoffs in my first year.
They filmed the ending on the Oregon coast
it’s amazing how much Oregon looks like Australia….right?
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember that, I grew up near there.
They filmed it at Indian Beach in Ecola State Park, near Cannon Beach.
I am the law!
Maybe there was no junk drawer because Cole Wagoner wanted to join BE and make one?
I think Sophia advised him to do that after Ben sold him on BE as much more than a message board, rather a lifestyle. Pretty funny guy I and a number of others follow on Twitter, would be nice to have him also on BE.
But he can do that another day, or just comment in this one made by the Bow.
See you later, have to do some driving around and practice to Do Tha Jason Terry
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Delonte West missing unexcused from practice - day 2
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
I cant wait to get the story behind this
that dude is lovably whacky
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
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The story behind this is pretty short but sad: He has bipolar mood disorder
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
I hope he gets the right meds
They seem to be working for Artest. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
A loser in the navy that I knew got married at Rocky Horror Picture show
then had the reception at Steak and Shake
My friends got married at Voodoo Doughnut
to compensate for the ultra-serious wedding that was necessary for the sanity of the bride’s parents. It felt so nice, they did it twice – the 2nd time with doughnuts. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
I think the worst movie ever
“Bow4Meow: Man, Myth….or marvelous?!!”
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
yeah...
some of those S&M scenes were just uncalled for.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
But then the cops busted the cult members
and the movie sales plummeted
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow....it is only cheesy in retrospect
it was cutting edge at the time and still fun movie if you ignore the special effects
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I had read about how the shark was constantly not working, which is the reason we rarely see the shark, and it was a happy accident as critics pointed out that the suspense that built by not showing the shark really added a nice element to the movie.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Jaws has the best Richard Dreyfus line ever
“well I can tell that you’re going to ignore this particular situation until it swims up AND BITES YOU IN THE ASS!”
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 2:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
i don’t know, i saw it as a kid and it didn’t do it for me….but then again, i wrestled sharks for food when i came here on the boat
so let me get the story straight
you are a former boat person…..when one of your shipmates would fall over a shark would try to eat them…you would then wrestle the shark and steal the body for yourself
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
fixed
when one of your shipmates would “fall” over a shark would try to eat them
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
right
in fact “fall” overboard would be even better
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
yes…do you have a problem with me saving my shipmates from shark then eating the shark to show other sharks whats up?
I was assuming that you would fight the shark
and then eat your shipmate
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
which would be bad
but totally in line with what i know about your personality
(jk)
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I was assuming you pushed your shipmate overboard in order to lure the shark close enough to wrastle it
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
that too
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I heard some real horror stories from an ex co-worker
who left Viet Nam on a small boat that was so crowded they had to dangle their legs over the side to make room for more people. When someone died they just had to throw them over the side. I forget where he ended up (I want to say Israel but that doesn’t seem right) but he and his younger sister were intentionally separated from their parents and they spent over a year in a refugee camp alone. They had to fight for every scrap of food. He was eleven when he went into the refugee camp and wasn’t reunited with his parents until he was 14, I think. He was pretty nonchalant about it and said those kinds of things and much worse happened to lots of kids.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Well one year when I was a kid I didn't make the little league allstar team after being told I made it because my coach wanted his kid to get an allstar jacket
So me and your co-worker both got a lot in common with dealing with hardships from a young age.
Tragic
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
That I am strong enough to speak of it so nonchalantly
Speaks volumes about me, my strength of character, and how the human spirit shall always overcome.
you are little bit drunk
aren’t you?
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
aren't we all?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I think some people here suffer from depression
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
some?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Yeah
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't really drink :-(
My parents got so drunk at my sister’s wedding, I literally had to carry my mom to the bathroom to puke all over herself.
She's never gotten sick from drinking
She was just drinking wine like normal, and my dad was drinking tumblers of whiskey, and he gave his glass to my mom to hold for a second and for a “joke” she gulped half a big glass of whiskey down.
She couldn’t walk 5 minutes after that.
My dad was so drunk that he was rambling about nothing at the end of the night to the DJ and photographer, and I made sure he wasn’t writing 10K checks or something dumb. He was GONE.
My mom has a beer or wine at the end of the night sometimes… this was her ‘college experience’ that she never had.
Neither puked until after everyone had left, so they kept their dignity.
I doubt that's right to remark
Mortimer is a great guy. Slamming on his mom seems really out of bounds…
There are some people who aren’t smart
Thansk for the defense Bow
X-Man is a nice guy and I’m sure he was just joking.
My mom was hilarious that night, since it was so out of character. It was just a few nights ago, my youngest sister just got married!
He is a brown man of mysterious ethnic origins, so of course I think he is a sleeper cell.
Besides....the history of rankin' on a dudes mom is long and distinguished
….like my johnson
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Courtney Love is your mom?
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
pretty sure her step dad, not her real dad. he seems normal. he would go and take care of her kids in LA while she was in rehab
love is my religion :)
I was backstage at the roseland theater one time talking to the promotion director.
He told me a story about back in the early nineties, nirvana was playing there before they got big. There was this crazy chick making a scene in the ladies room, she was getting sick, screaming at people, cursing, just totally hammered. So he had to go in there with some other people to take care of it. He walks in and sees Courtney Love sitting on the floor with her makeup and hair all screwed up and her skirt up around her waste, wearing no underwear and she kept screaming “You see that guy? I’m gonna marry that guy someday!”
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah :(
i’m from family of 6 refugee siblings and reliving the story through my parents is just…unreal….but you know, ALOT of families/people go through that…sometimes the part about us living in a refugee camp for a year was more terrifying then being on the boat….
i’m not nonchalant about it but every family from that era had an amazing story (each very unique)…most of them very sad but it’s something we don’t openly share because it has been so generalized (pointing blame to myself too)…if you ever bump into an elder statesman who would discuss their story, it’s worth buying them coffee/lunch just to listen/share and feel the emotions from it….
i had a chance to do this with my friend’s uncle who was in the Japanese internment (camps) in Cali…i cried listening to him because i didn’t know that much about that dark era in our history…i’m not sure what the definition of an american is to everyone, but i see those who struggle before us as the true american pioneers…their sacrifices were unimaginable…
i’ve started telling my 4 year old the stories but she always ask if there were pirates…there were definitely pirates, but not the Pirates of the Caribbean that she’s thinking of….off my free flow response to ann:)
by broyposse on Sep 30, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I used to have a neighbor who's mother was Japanese
and born in an internment camp. My friend’s grandfather played football for OSU in 1942 but wasn’t allowed to play in the Rosebowl that year because he was a second generation Japanese American and of course was subsequently interred. He met and married my friend’s grandmother in the internment camp. Sick.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
katonk
Definition: Asian American from the continental US
Used In A Sentence: Michael stay one katonk. Das why he talk l’dat.
In English?: Michael is from the mainland so he speaks a little differently than we do.
Locals called them “katonk” because that’s the sound their head made when it bounced off the ground while getting beat up by a local.
Why can't we all just get along!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
that is one of the best movies of all time
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
The problem with editors.
That poster would be perfect without the lame action lines clearly added to the illustration when the typeset was.
My team went to the playoffs in my first year.
what about the punch? why is he punching?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Every conceptual element is absurd.
That’s not the illustrators fault. He didn’t green light an action movie about effeminate aryan acrobats fighting ninjas with sub machine guns. I was referring to the composition being perfect. Look at it with your eyes blurred. See the recycling symbol like shape? It’s nice.
My team went to the playoffs in my first year.
The invisible ninja, of course.
Do you not see the invisible ninja?
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Sep 30, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Worst movie ever:
The Secret of Roane Innish
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111112/
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supposedly “the room” is the worst movie ever
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
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No it is hilarious
But since it was meant to be serious, it can count… but how serious it is is awesome, since it is hilarious.
I have seen a few clips
have you seen the full movie?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
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Yeah, it plays in midnight shows here in LA at least once a month
Sometimes more.
Adult Swim played the full movie once and I caught it by accident… they didn’t announce they were gonna do it and it didn’t show up on the guide. Just a fun surprise.
I TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCESS, AND THEN YOU STAB ME IN THE BACK
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I would probably watch that
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
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I did
Just because Bobcat wrote and directed it. It’s not as bad as the story, just poor acting and production.
by tominhawaii on Sep 30, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
That is the only movie I have ever walked out on.
Simply horrible.
"I saw him in the face" Sergio's quote on the latest alley-oop to Rudy.
by blazermaniac32 on Sep 30, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
First post!
Good morning B-Edge! Long time reader, first time poster. The “Princess” recommended that I join (she told me to say that). Looking forward to adding whatever I can to this message board, err… lifestyle community! (thats for Ben)
TiH told you to join?
weird, but cool
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
cool
I dont have a lot of ties
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I like how we have busted out a bunch of insider jokes
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
welcome colewagoner
I feel honored you chose my Junk Drawer to expose yourself for the Bedgaholic you obviously are
There are some people who aren’t smart
please don’t actually expose yourself though
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
well… yeah
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
you should check and see if whoever gave it to you still has the receipt
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
send him or her to the Bedge wiki
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
welcome
#25
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
a more serious question,since i am dumb
Are you famous? what do you do?
Tinfoil, who doesn’t read any sites but this one
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
Cole Wagoner
is that YOUR real name????
Ben is correct, the JD is the Lifestyle of the Poor and Not Famous…
so if you are famous, it’s a good place to hang out with the commoners
Welcome. Like to read your Twitter posts. BE is a lifestyle indeed.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Hey Dougall, let me axe you a question
what’s your camera set up?
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
i got a D300
with a 70-200 f.2.8 VR nikkor lens
my wide angle is the kit lens, just a 18-55
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
you like the nikon better than a canon? any particular reason
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
no reason.
when i first started out everyone recommended a D50. so i got that i haven’t switched since.
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
cool, I’m lookin to surprise the wife with a dslr but I’m leaning canon
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
ya you can’t go wrong with either. i’d stay away from some of the other brands tho. less variety in lens accessories etc. but it sounds like you have it figured out.
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno… from the research I’ve done, the canon seems like the better camera. I’m only looking in the fervent amateur/light professional range right now, but when she upgrades eventually, it would make sense to stay with the same brand
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
i posted the ad on bedge. idk if he saw it
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasn’t looking when you were selling
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
no prob. i sold it to some sucka. he tried to hardball me but i owned him
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
shush
the dude was a liar. he tried a mexican accent on the phone to try and scare me. i saw right thru that
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You are the biggest liar!
You totally thought he had an accent and you were shaking in your boots. You were going to call BRP to come be your body guard.
lol. why the lies? i respect lies as much as big sun glasses
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
doesn’t compare to your D35000?
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
welcome to the BLEDGE
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
i mean what i said
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Enjoy your stay
Help yourself to the macadamia nuts. Thank Tom when you see him. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
First order of business: Junk Drawer =/= Bedge.
So it is written, so it is.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I told you posting in the junk d was best place to introduce yourself
yesterday on twittter, cole says “im not trying to cause problems.. just want to be informative” ……………….
then his next tweet “Greg Oden IS going to be an All Star this year”
LMAO LMAO
;-)
S
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sport is my boyfriend
i didnt say this year...did I?
Next year for sure though!
by colewagoner on Sep 30, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
if he stays out of foul trouble, he probably will be. He has more hype than 95% of the league.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I think the generally accepted narrative is that Oden is a bust
Oden’s going to have to be very good to change that narrative.
Are we sure about this? Hollinger and Dime Magazine just released stuff about Oden being promising. The second he starts producing, the insane amount of media coverage will be a good thing.
He’s so publicized that people will HAVE to take notice. Plus, America loves its redemption stories.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
The problem is that even if he's really good, our slow pace and his status as a non-go-to-guy
will make it hart to produce eyecatching box-score stats. The Hollingers of the world will write that he is good, but I’m not sure the coaches will select him over the likes of Bynum (who, for whatever reason, doesn’t have the same stigma as Oden— probably because he’s had longer stretches of impressive play).
so all he needs is an extended stretch of good play
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
And he needs to do it
back east, where all important activities take place. Because it is:
1. SO hard for eastern splortswriters to stay up past their 10pm bedtimes, and /or
2. exceedingly difficult/nigh impossible for same said sportswriters to learn to program a DVR.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Sep 30, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Does the slow pace really inhibit his statistics that drastically in the eyes of the public? He put up some pretty great numbers pre-knee chip injury.
PLUS, if we’re winning, the media hype will be that he is a dominant defender, regardless of if he is or not. People said he was a dominant defender last year and he definitely was not.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
exactly..
Hes never going to be a 24-12 guy on this roster, and he doesn’t need to be. 12-12 will do just fine.
by colewagoner on Sep 30, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
if he gets the minutes to get 12 boards, he’ll have more than 12 points. As an unathletic, out of shape, post-surgery, nearly post-move-less, depressed rookie he averaged 12.5 per 30 minutes.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
If he is Greg Oden, then I expect about 17//12-13 with a few blocks in 2010-2011.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
as a fan...one of the most impressive things i like watching is
someone swatting someone else’s shot…
if GO gets a highlight reel of just batting balls to the stand….he’s gonna get cred
agreed
that’s why i always liked calvin cato.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
You liked him so much you called him calvin
Instead of Kelvin?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 12:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I’d rather he swat the ball in play to a teammate than knock it out of bounds.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
that's true about the defense-- that reputation still existed for a lot of people
It will be interesting to see what the national narrative is about him should he put up a season where he averages 15/11 with good defense in 30+ minutes and 70+ games.
I expect: “Ooooh, Greg Oden… he may only be a decent offensive player, but he DOMINATES the game on the defensive end, as evidenced by the fact that the Blazers are in the top three in points allowed.”
(Who needs to adjust for pace?)
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
maybe
I wouldn’t be shocked by that.
I also wouldn’t be shocked to hear, “its great to see Greg Oden healthy and contributing, but look at Kevin Durant.”
At some point, the media will start to come down on Durant. Look at McGrady. If the “Thunder” lose 50 games and the Blazers win 57-60, the questions will begin.
We already know that Pelton/Hollinger/intelligent analysts will question Durant if he can’t get that -8.4 defensive on/off taken care of.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think the coaches are. If Oden’s playing well, they’ll put him in.
Yao will be voted in as starter, so the coaches will get full control over the position.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
There is always the write-in option from China… and I wonder if he’d be on the ballot. I dunno.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
coping w/ the return to school
so BE is much more hard to resist, plus the russian mob broke both my kneecaps
14736251
fixed
Your Face sucks and Your Face is a great distraction
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
welcome back
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I only wrote it to push off a post I didn't like
It was that recycled post with nothing new added.
I think my next challenge is to write something extra super extra bad and see how many recs I can get.
by tominhawaii on Sep 30, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
time to start getting in shape to impress the ladies
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
A Chinese vote counts only 1/8th of a US vote if I remember correctly. Something like that. Yao definitely should not be on the ballot and in the All-Star game this year. He can do some PR on the sideline.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
I wouldn't be surprised
The Chinese government will probably make their people vote him as a write-in
Blazers win!
all he needs to catch the public eye is Sportcenter highlights
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Greg doesn't need any stats...
he just needs to punch Bynum, Gasol, and K*be in the face…5 times each but he has to do it with that cheesy smile/grin afterwards while saying “your face is ugly” in chinese…
that will guarantee him a starting spot in the All Star game and be fan favorite
Rec!
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 11:59 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
its true..
he may have a permanent stigma his whole career
by colewagoner on Sep 30, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Is Artest associated with the brawl? I know casual NBA fans that don’t even remember he was in it. Memories are short.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I recently watched it again. I had forgotten who all was in it. I e.g. thought Tinsley was at the side, but towards the end he jumps over the scorer's table and goes into the stands. And I had forgotten the role Big Ben played.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Didja see the punch Jermaine O'Neal threw?
Thank goodness for the other guy that the foot Jermaine planted to throw the punch slipped. It woulda’ been caved in.
IMO, the if Oden were to have an All Star Caliber season
the NBA would eat that storyline of a supposed “fallen prospect rising from the ashes to become an All-Star” up.
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I like it
We need to get this going. Can one of our creative writers come up with a good backstory?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
that's like a 5 minute segment on TNT right there
the NBA lives for these storylines (Kobe and Shaq BFFs last year, Nate and Dwight, etc.)
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
We all know there are a ton of shots of Greg introspectively looking off into the distance
I get the paper, so I don't care!
His problem will be Bynum. If he can get that out of the way, he indeed could be an All-Star in the west.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Bynum… I dunno how much he gets the ball this year, as compared to last year. Artest is a much higher usage player than Ariza.
Plus, he doesn’t have the hype that Greg has. I still run into people who don’t even know who Andrew Bynum is… but they all know Greg Oden.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
How many Blazers games will the average voter have seen in January? 1? 2? How many Lakers games? 5? Bynum has much more opportunity to appeal to the average fan by association with the Lakers brand.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Won’t matter if Yao is voted in. I dunno if he’ll be on the ballot.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 30, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Lame
But exactly right
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 12:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
anyone have any last minute interview tips?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
dress well
and use direct eye contact ..be confident and always state how you follow policy when unsure about any situation
There are some people who aren’t smart
I have my best duds on
thanks
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
thanks and thanks to BRP for his help
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
good luck man… I’ll say a little something to the deity(s) of your choice for you
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Develop a couple questions that make you the interviewer—ie, “why do you think this is a good place to work, etc”. This shows them that you’re serious about where you work, that is you are selective.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
instead of worst movie ever
I shoulda done something my friends and I were cracking up about this weekend camping. Remember how porno flicks always used to take real movie names and turn them into porno titles…. I bet TiHa has some great ones… my all-time fav was Romancing the Bone
There are some people who aren’t smart
LMAO `
romance novels have the same thing..
Hilarious
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sport is my boyfriend
My wife watched on in college called "Edward Penis Hands"
The plot is awesome. He has penises for hands so he goes into porn and gets real popular but then this other porn star gets jealous and introduces Edward to coke. Edward gets addicted and then cannot get penis hand erections.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101799/
Here is the box cover. You can see worse in a checkout line of a store, so clicking the link is cool.
And I found this about it on the webpage where I found the cover.
Une vendeuse de porte-à-porte se rend un jour dans un château où elle découvre la créature inachevée d’un inventeur. Cette dernière possède malheureusement des pénis à la place des mains et la vendeuse, prise de pitié, décide de ramener Edward chez elle…
that's another movie i was pleasantly surprised about
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
There are far, far worse
Your first problem…I’m sure you were not nearly stoned enough when you watched that movie.
I am going to take off, so have a good day
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
that depends on the job
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
as I’ve said before, that’s not a job… it’s a service I provide to the community
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t gotten any complaints…
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
BRP
whats cracking w/ the vid homie?
i cant wait to laugh w/ that “pose” at the beginning
LMAO
s
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sport is my boyfriend
hahaha nothing much...work has me bent over a cube with a singapore canning stick...
so hopefully i can get to it this weekend….
i know you can’t wait to see OUR home video…but you know, i’m gonna keep all the profits
where do they put the stick?
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I hear that
As my grandpapy would say, “You’ve been busier than a one legged indian in a butt kicking contest”
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
It's okay...much better than Kuala Lumpur
they do have outstanding food, I’m hoping Portland’s food cart scene will resemble Singapore’s one day.
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I enjoyed KL too
I spent more time there, that’s for sure… about a week in KL and 2 1/2 days in Singapore
Blazers win!
I actually was kicked out of Malaysia by the authorities
and I’m never to return =(
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
he went ahead and left
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You are such a snarky passive agressive sob
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to defend 92wastheyear here
he may be a passive-aggressive sob but he is NOT snarky
There are some people who aren’t smart
SARCASM
have you ever heard of it???
WELL HAVE YOU!!!
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
NO SUCH THING
IT’S FAKE SUCH LIKE THE MOON LANDINGS
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you saying that you don't believe that....
….OJ Simpson landed on Mars????
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard OJ hired you to kill his ex-wife and Ron Burgundy
you passive aggressive’d them to death
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
burgundy→goldstein?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
real name
Goldman
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
nada
sup sup?
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
yes..probably
need a new song for the new season
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Ron Burgundy is from Anchorman
humour is dead
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
There used to be a Manchester United Bar in KL
don’t know if it’s there anymore. But long story short big brawl right in front of it, involving a whole bunch of people, mostly european expats who were up to no good. They gave 24 hours to leave the country. Still got the special visa I was issued to leave the country.
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I got into a fight using rattan fighting sticks once
At times it felt like razor blades on my skin. I had a really nice bruise on my thigh for about a month afterwards.
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been really busy this week,
My Junk doesn’t have it’s normal aroma, and it’s quite small actually. This is all I’ve been able to muster so far today:
I thought so too. Maybe this was conceived with mother russia or N korea in mind—the guise of communism
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Bagel Bites are yummy :)
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 30, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions
Steve Ballmer calls Chrome and Safari market shares "rounding errors". Lol, they have stopped making the best software in most areas incl. with browsers, but the MS honchos sure are still entertaining.
http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/09/29/ballmer-microsoft-interview-chrome-windows-internetexplorer/
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
And I like that about him. He is a bully and not the best innovator, but just as passionate as the other famous company founders.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Well.....
they have 1% and 4% marketshare respectively. Not exactly a rounding error, but not a huge share either. However the trajectory for both is upward. And Firefox is approaching 20% so Steve-O shouldn’t be TOO dismissive.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Sep 30, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Somebody explain this to me
where is the money in browsers?
Is it all just a scheme to drive traffic to the search engine of choice (Bing for IE, Google for Chrome, etc.)? Is there really that much money to be made from that? Or is there some other revenue stream that I am missing?
Driving traffic is a big one
Imagine how little traffic Microsoft would have across MSN, Bing, etc if they did not have their browser as default on around 90% of the purchased computers in the US. So they can’t afford to fall behind Firefox, Safari, Chrome, etc because then they lose that traffic bump.
As far as I know, Firefox isn’t ever going to be major corporate force, but I believe they do nicely from their homepage. I’m not aware of anything Chrome and Safari bring to the table in terms of monetizing their software. I presume they want the same as Microsoft — to have folks directed to their services.
To a lesser extent, I think Safari was created because a.) Apple wasn’t happy with the browser options on OSX, which could reduce sales, and b.) Apple likes to keep things inside the Apple Ecosystem whenever possible, for user experience purposes.
All speculation.
The browser - while maybe not the operating system of the future as discussed in the article - is at least a major major component of it
Remember that the EU tried to force Microsoft to unbundle IE and Media Player from Windows, and partly succeeded? Those were the days. Now it really is an integral part of the operating system, and controlling that is highly important to Google, Microsoft, Apple, Facebook (yes, there will be a Facebook browser) and to a lesser extent Firefox and Opera and the rest.
As for driving traffic to their sites, yes that is also a very important part of the equation. Every percentage point in the search business – with the associated ads – is worth roughly 1 billion dollars.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Too keep you as long on their property as possible and collect data
I’m not sure if it will be a full-fledged browser – there are rumors about that – or at first just a toolbar a la Digg and also Google, but they are definitely working in this direction. They have the money, the developers, and the singularly focused founder to get it done.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
I'd hope it's spent on better browser integration with IE/Firefox
I mean sure, they have plenty of money and vision to build a good browser. But their name recognition likely won’t translate to any browser market share unless it does something very unique.
It is becoming one of the default login/verification engines already
Along with Twitter, but Twitter really knows nothing about you as a person. Also heard this week Google has $19 billion flying around in cash and short-term assets looking for investments. Maybe they just buy some other prime web companies again. Though Yahoo kinda did that and then lost most of the founders and now doesn’t really know what to do with all of them.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
It is becoming one of the default login/verification engines already
Only primarily for sites that want to expand into social networking (my favorite example is tv.com).
Now if they have aspirations of trying to be the OpenID of the internet, interesting. But I mean, Facebook still wants you to login to a non-secure web page by default. They’ll have a ways to go for a lot of companies to trust their security.
IE8 is horrible
But I think that you’ll be pleasantly surprised with Windows 7…provided you don’t go to a launch party.
(whoever thought up that brilliant idea needs to be keelhauled)
People use IE?
I thought IE’s only purpose was to visit firefox.com and download a browser.
by Timmay! on Sep 30, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's what I use my old AOL CDs for
At some point they were so prevalent that I feared future generations would think we used them as some form of payment, or as gifts for the afterlife put in the grave together with the dead like in old Egypt.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Don't feel bad. I remember life before personal computers.
In fact, I remember life before touch-dial phones and color TV.
Dude.
You’re old. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 30, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
don't let him fool ya
Elgin is old too
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
the cake was made out of rock
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
#25 is hungry
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^obviously not a hooper. its yummy
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
it's a real.baller thing
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
indeed… salt FTW
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
rec-tacular
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Travis is into edible panties too I hear
so what’s the big deal? I didn’t know they made bacon flavored edible panties. That’s why google is so amazing
There are some people who aren’t smart
The dark knight is the
worst movie, EVER
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No appel, the bad Heath Ledger movie was called "A Knight's Tale". Dark Knight is the awesome one.
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i thought the main character was the dark night
i guess i’m a simpleton, but that movie was trying to play chess and i just wanted to play checkers?
14736251
haha
i was talking about the dark knight! haha this movie looks better, i heard that they put smells like teen spirit and other contemporary tunes in it, might be so chessy it’s good?
14736251
It seemed way outta place in the movie
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey....
I LOVED that movie. Having Geoffrey Chaucer as his page was great. His introductions were a hoot.
And what this shows is there is no accounting for taste (on my part).
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Sep 30, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Any film with Shannyn Sossamon cannot suck....I love her more than words can describe
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
she's a surfboard
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
i'd volunteer to make her one
i wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating it in there too
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah being that you're a Liberal Studies major....I would expect that from you
Women in all shapes and sizes, I love them all.
She reminds me a lot of a girl a dated back in college, I think that’s why I find her so appealing.
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahaa I'm just giving you crap
plus I just watched that episode in Arrested Development.
(I think she’s hot, fwiw)
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
are you saying liberal arts majors are gay?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
No...not that there's anything wrong with being gay
If that’s how cloudy rolls, I’m fine with it.
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
trust me, i’m not
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
That's cool man
I’m not here to judge
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
when I see the new comment notice light up on the screen
your name always makes me think 2 people are commenting, Sexual and Tyrannosaurus. Then I think to myself, why would anyone make their screen name “Sexual”. I’m sure you were dying to have this information
is that name taken
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Mr, Magnum,
what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
by Roybot on Sep 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
you are in college
I dont trust you
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
smh
foiled again by a sexual prehistoric creature!
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
that's what they all say
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
well?
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Orientals talk funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnwUJ-wG9NQ
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
hee hee
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Quick, hose Ben down!
5 minute take: Greg Oden moving better than I’ve ever see
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Pics or it didn’t happen
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think you want to see those pictures
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re for Roybot silly
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
better than him drooling over bayless
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I am trying to resist the Oden hype machine
But is is getting tough!!!
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Here is Brandon talking about Oden
I don’t like to always break down every little word, but he did qualify a statement about Oden:
This is from Hollinger’s ESPN post today
“In the past I’ve always said, physically, he’s so dominant,” Brandon Roy said. “This summer I watched him, and he’s stepping up the skill. He’s not just beating on guys anymore, he’s doing little shimmies, jumpers with the left hand, jumpers with the right hand. The most impressive thing is that he’s facing guys up now and shooting that little touch shot. If he can continue to add that touch to his game, he’s going to be pretty dominant.”
I get the paper, so I don't care!
so what
he’s not gonna make the mistake “oden will dominate, book it”
this is what’s called “tempering expectations” .
S
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sport is my boyfriend
He did in his first quote, and then modified it later.
I know. I am just trying to stay tempered regarding Oden, so I am looking for things to help me.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Shouldn't he qualfy that statement a bit?
Does he mean better than he’s ever seen Greg at all, or the best he’s seen him since he became a Blazer. Those are two different things.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
And Ben just answered my question via twitter as well.
It’s based off of first hand accounts of what he’s seen only apparently. It’s still great to hear that he’s getting that much better.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Oden hits 11 of 12 free throws sez Bryan T. Smith
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Well now I expect him to shoot 90% at the line or I will be angry at him.
HE HAS SHOWN HE CAN DO IT, NOW DO IT.
WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME
In my case, it’s a tie: Napolean Dynamite and I <3 Huckabees
Both huge wastes of my money, both for myself and the girl I was dating at the time (she liked them tho)
Blazers win!
Napolean Dynamite was a hit and miss with a lot of people
some thought it was hilarious and some thought it was terrible. I thought it was pretty funny.
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 30, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
it was a big hit for me.
i thought it was hilarious and still laugh when i rewatch it. i’ve probably seen it close to 10 times.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
so many little things. like when napolean calls kip asking for chapstick. but kip is making nachos. evert time the camera cuts back to kip the pile of cheese gets bigger until it is HUGE. so funny
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
yep.
lots of quirky stuff that i found hilarious. Rex-Kwon-Do? asking the guy buying tupperware to try and rip the bowl?
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
and when you buy the tupperware you get a free pirate ship!? “i want that” lol
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
i just love it
when the guy fails to tear it and then shakes his head in shame. “i can’t do it….i can’t do it.”
Kip trying to demonstrate the durability of the tupperware was awesome too. i laugh just thinking about it.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
classic movie. i can't stop quoting now
i have a wrist watch that spews quotes when you push a button. and a shirt with tots that says give me your tots lol
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
"I bet I could throw this football over them mountains."
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
it took my like 2 hours to get the shading right on your upper lip.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha.
“You think anyone wants a round house kick to the face when I’m wearing these? Forget about it.”
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
but of course you did...
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
FLAG
napolean was one of the best movies ever
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
i imagine you looking like LaFawnduh
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
wikipedia says LaFawnduh
wiki>you
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
ok ok. ms. LaFonda
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
that is how Kip spelled it.
I picture Roybot looking like Deb, sideways pony-tail and all.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
haha. “your mom goes to college”
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
how am i not myself? how am i not myself?
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Rex Kwon Do was so awesome
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Tyreke Evans has a knee strain and will have an MRI later today. Prepare for a lot of SERGIO, Kings fans.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
He can be a NBA PG
For sure.
But can he be a starter or a consistent one? The Kings is his best chance in the world to show it.
Which is worse, Apple or Microsoft fans?
Fun article. Though by the end, I’m beginning to wonder if he likes anything.
Weird frustration for me. When people talk about Microsoft, it’s typically self contained (Sometimes Linux comes up). But whenever Apple comes up, it’s always compared to Microsoft (Typically “It’s still better than MS”, or “MS stole it from Apple,” even when it’s provably false).
Let some more Apple vs Microsoft crankiness commence.
I could never go back to a PC since switching to my macbook
But I understand others like PC’s better than Macs. Totally fine with me. People can have their own opinion without needing to argue it because when you boil it down it comes out to how comfortable you feel with the system.
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 30, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
mac.fan.boy
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate Apple Fanboys. I would never like to be the member of a society that would accept me ;)
Tech journalists are increasingly faced with prejudice, too, as to improve their measly newspaper payments they hold speeches, consult or write books about the products and companies they cover. This has led to a number of conflicts of interest, e.g. most recently for the Apple columnist of the NYT who was accused of being too soft when interviewing Steve Jobs and writing about the latest products. On the other hand, the columnist for the WSJ is hosting an annual panel where he talks to company heads a la Gates and CIOs.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
And their problem is also: If they ask the really tough questions, those high-profile and high-ego company heads will just walk out the door and talk to other journalists who ask nicer (and sometimes pre-approved) questions, or accept to only talk about their latest cool new products.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Is that why you're here?
Is that why we’re here?
Are we all banished from other societies that would accept us, so we run to our sports blog?
This is a dark day… (seriously, look outside. there are some dark clouds)
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
by Quik_Baller on Sep 30, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Cocooning and us vs. them are indeed major social trends
In political news and opinioning it gives rise to figures like Glenn Beck (who manages to re-create old angst across the political spectrum). The media landscape is so diverse and fractioned that if I wanted to I can pretty much only read and listen to people who agree with me and warn of people who don’t agree with me. In sports it gives rise to team blogs, talk radio, columnists, etc. :)
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 30, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dead spot on.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Sep 30, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m 7 and I’m a pc…
.
.
I hate that ad… using the A-team song for anything other than the A-team should be punishable by death
.
.
it’s almost enough to make me want to switch to a mac on the spot
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
nay… strictly PC… Architecture software is a nightmare on a mac
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
cute, but dead in my world… NO ONE USES THE A-TEAM SONG BUT THE A-TEAM!
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I PTIY THE FOO
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The Scarecrow and Mrs. King FTW
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I raise you Jake and the Fat Man
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
pull a hardcastle and mccormick out of your sleeve
FTW!
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Greatest American Hero
here is a chip to buy breakfast with
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
that is what one chip would get you
ALL IN THE FAMILY
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I’m pushing all in with Miami Vice
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
what’s that show about the guy who fights crime on a motorcycle? Him, knightrider, airwolf appear to be a full house.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it was nighthawk
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
your referring to Renegade (?) with Lorenzo Lamas
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
beat you by 9 minutes with that one.
link under the remo williams poster
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
well done, but my Charlies Angels with a Buck Rogers kicker can’t be beat
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
ok.
what if I throw this guy in to the mix?
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
then I pull this out
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
We just watched that for the first time recently
It really picks up in the second half of the series.
I do enjoy the surprisingly iconic imagery from the first episodes though, and the music.
you forced me in to this.
and now i’m leaving for real.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
arrg
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
i can go one better.
Reno Raines anyone?
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I've met him 80 gabillion times
And whenever I see him still, my first initial thought is always HEY ITS REMO WILLIAMS.
I love how it was subbed "The adventure begins"
They left out, “The adventure also ends.” Love how they cast Joel Grey, Jennifer Grey’s father ( A white guy) as the chinese guy, and then put make-up on him
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Apple.fanboys are the worst
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
There was a movie called "Brainsmasher"
Filmed right here in Portland, that starred Andrew ‘dice’ Clay and a young Teri Hatcher. In fact almost every movie filmed here could make a reasonable entry to the list, with the notable exception of “drugstore cowboy”
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 12:30 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Agreed. Don't forget that awful Madonna movie and The Hunted.
I forget what the Madonna one was called. Body of Obsession or something like that…
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Body of Evidence. The American Association of Candle Makers was very grateful for that movie.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Wasn't there a movie called Lotus something or other?
They even filmed some of it in front of The Lotus bar downtown.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Dicemans character lived in the apt
Above the lotus
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 12:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Ok, that's right!
I remember them jumping out of something, I want to say it was one of the skywalks downtown, and then they landed on top of the Max
I get the paper, so I don't care!
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec
That was one of the only movies my relatives had on guam, so i saw it a few times
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Beau Travail
There are lots of bad movies out there. Usually I just take a nap if I don’t like something, but Beau Travail worked my nerves so much I couldn’t sleep. Shawn Levy loved it.
I simply cannot believe that no one has mentioned the L. Ron Hubbard classic
Battlefield Earth…….starring Scientology’s own John Travolta.
Never saw it, never will. The previews were enough for me.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
It’s a CULT classic
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
OK....took me a second...
THEN I blew coffee out my nose.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Sep 30, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
says you
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was good to watch knowing it would be bad
I like to think of bad movies as ones that I thought would be good then hated it.
Battlefield Earth was terrible
that brings to mind The 13th Warrior … another nauseator
There are some people who aren’t smart
13th Warrior wasn't that bad... definitely better than Beowulf
Beowulf: “It’s time to fight? Time to get naked!”
Blazers win!
I was so drunk when I watched Beowulf the first time
I didn’t realize it was all CGI…. felt pretty dum the second time thru it… But I liked it… Grendel was pretty cool
There are some people who aren’t smart
I really like the first half of 13th Warrior, but it goes downhill fast once the "monster" is revealed
That is a common problem with monster/horror movies. Once the evil is revealed, it should still be scary and not make you laugh. Same with Brotherhood of the Wolf.
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the 13th warrior
another good book
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
nice
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I suppose that's ok.
But, please, if it ever happens that the Blazers make the playoffs but don’t win the division, PLEASE lets not see a “20** Playoff Participants” banner in the RG.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
they never have in the past
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, but that was a different time.
That was before the “every kid in little league gets a trophy” culture began to invade. Now even minor accomplishments seem to warrant unnecessary exposure. I’m not saying I expect them to do it. I just wouldn’t put it past them.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
except your FACE
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I can see the banner in Sacramento now
2009 – Showed Up For Most of the Games
by DonkeyShins on Sep 30, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why
They always put up banners for that crap. Are the supposed to just not put one up because they have to share it? It is still a good accomplishment.
I figure it's just a dumb banner
There are a lot of teams that would love to be a co-division champ. It’s better than another retired jersey.
LOL, everyone passes Nate's conditioning test - except Miller. Color me not very surprised. He looked Eddy Curry-ish in some photos.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Freeman tweeted that Blake had the best result in the history of Mac’s test
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
even Outlaw?
wow. First time he’s every passed first day right?
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
#25
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
i wasn't being insulting.
I’m glad he passed first time. That’s great. It shows he really committed himself to conditioning this offseason, which is a pleasant switch from previous years.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
#25
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
someone needs a better connection
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blah blah blah better face
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
good grief.
- me again see what happens!
you guys will be toast in the fantasy league. you’re both in my division.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
#25
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
dang it.
sbn screwed up my post. 1. should be “#25”
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
my team name is
Hardwood Mourning.
his is Structured….buiding. and your’s is can’t touch..uh….this. right?
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not in your division… we just play the first week
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You are all in so much trouble.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Trouble=losing your division to g-love
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
you know it!!
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I do not
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Your junk is hot
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec
i dont think she’s a surfboard either
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Surfboard or Brickhouse
it’s all good with me
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn your junk used to be humble too
what happened to you?
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I got caught up in the lifestyle
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Keep that junk clean girl
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
red velvet
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
lma
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Ima wa nani suru no Junk-Chan?
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
sounds like fun!
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Nobody cares about you?
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
oops.
my fault. arkitect’s not in my division after all. i’ll still beat him week 1 though.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
i don't know.
but maybe my favorite team name.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't looked into the modus yet, but isn't it just h2h against everyone? Or do you play your division much more often?
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
nice.
got a new phone.. and number need to get the tweets again.
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
who is that behind him
Cunningham?
that dude is like headless Tyson Beckford
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
seriously
he might be able to guard PFs with his abs alone
he is going to start making BErs Brad Pitt gay
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I have a mancrush on Dante
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
or else what?
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh boy, we will so see that photo again if Kobe is ever involved in any more domestic scandals... (via BDL create a caption)
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
I should have taken those two years off to play outfield for the Dodgers.
My team went to the playoffs in my first year.
That's the most disinterested threatening look I've ever seen.
It’s like he wants to beat you up……but only if there’s nothing better on TV to watch.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
I think he is supposed to be calling his shot
“I am gonna hit it right there…under that chair….right next to the dugout”
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I know where there is a corn field, you should come with drivethelane and me, we’ll show you what’s up.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanted to like it
But I COULDN’T STAND Sharon Stone. I just couldn’t take it anymore. I had to leave. She just irritated me to no end. The theater lost power halfway through, and we felt it wasn’t worth sticking around once the power came back on. I haven’t watched it since, even though people say it is a great movie.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
It's best served cold, like revenge
Stone’s character is deplorable, so the fact that you hated her, makes her a great success; I believe she took home some hardware for it too. It’s a good movie, but you need to be in the mood—Barry white, silk, etc.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
did she really win something?
i remember her being nominated for an Oscar, but I know she lost that. Did she win a golden globe?
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
interview was bad/good
definitely not getting the job though
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thanks to BRP and everyone who helped me out or made fun of me
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they said that really like the body of work I had done and I was very qualified, but just not for that job.
On the positive side the guy gave me his business card and offered to help me get a job at one of the labs.
Still, my situation has me a little gloomy.
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at least they were direct….if he did give you his biz card, he will seriously help you…
i wouldn’t give mine out unless i would take the time to do that.
cool
he seemed like a nice guy and flat out asked me why I wasnt working at a national lab with my background. I didnt have an answer as I have just sent them resumes, but my phone sits silent.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
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you gotta find some people…those recruiting systems only look for certain “tagged” words in your resume…
yeah, sometimes it sucks, but gotta network
I guess so
dont really know where to start for the networking though
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I know…another lame social network. But you can make a TON of business-related connections there….
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Sep 30, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I would hope so, although I think I got the biz card of pretty much every person I ever interviewed with
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
yeah but do they tell you, "i'm gonna help you look for another job i know of"
i don’t think he did that just for pleasantry
Norsk steal business cards… that’s what I got from that.
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if he offered to help you, make sure to hit him up soonish (like in a week or so) even if he doesn’t get you anything this time, it’s good just to keep in vontact so your name is at the forefront of his mind
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks for the help
If nothing else I think it will go a long way towards nailing future interviews.
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interviews suck. i’ve never gotten a job after interviewing. and i only got into jesuit the one year, out of 50, that they didn’t do interviews lol
love is my religion :)
I think I come off in person better than I do on paper, but the whole process is tough
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is it hard to get into Jesuit?
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Micheal Keaton is your dad?
Mr Mom….anyone?
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I've seen it
I referenced it all the time in college and got a bunch of blank stares from people, so I think that only very few 20-somethings have seen it.
Did you have older siblings? That is why I saw it.
I saw it when I was a little kid and I loved it.
Micheal Keaton is a seriously good comedic actor who never does comedies anymore.
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yeah, Batman Returns was hilarious
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I have caught on TBS
beetlejuice was cool, and Nighshift was awesome
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seen it
what happened to Michael Keaton?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
in a general sense or in Mr. Mom?
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overall
haven’t seen him in a movie in a long time
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
check his wiki, but it sounds like he has done some voice work and cameos in shows and movies I havent seen
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I made him a meal, and helped look for his dog—Not kidding. I was working in a fine dining restaurant. I made his dinner, and then helped look for his dog, which was in a bar down the block.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Dougal, when you are as rich as your dad
and have a kitchen that big, you don’t need a job. You just live off the interest.
Haven’t they told you about trust funds yet?
I've heard the trust fund doesn't kick in
Until the Black Amex hits its max.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Sean May earned 100k extra today for not being that fat - 261 at a height of 6'9". Excuse me while I re-negotiate my bonuses.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
sounds like that dude took a $100k dump
I wish my bowel movements were worth a tenth of that
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If mine were valued lke that, i'd take two dumps
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
what is the best tactic for leaving class early?
got a gig worth about 75 bucks but it starts a half an hour before class ends, it’s a business outreach class, should i tell the truth, or just up and leave after getting contact info. from one of my peers? it is the first week, where people are dropping the class/adding it, so probably won’t be remembered, what should i do?
14736251
How big is the class?
If it is a huge class, then just walk out
If it is a smaller class, then talk to the prof about it.
Some do
It depends on the size of the class and how much contact you will have with the prof that determines if it is worth taking that risk. I think you should just tell the prof what is going on and then work through it with him.
if you dont looke like D Cunningham in the above picture it might not work so well
If you do, lay it on the juicy double
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the question is: how fit are you?
nothing like having a sexy teacher though. Kept a perfect attendance record for an 8am english class.
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by jonestr on Sep 30, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
After morning wood shop you wanted a newd irection?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 30, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
reccccccccccccc
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I had a prof. stop class as I walked out the door one time… it was a huge class too… like 200 kids… I just kept walking
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
micro-econ… don’t remember the prof’s name, but I doubt he’s still there… he was young and not very good, his GTF’s did most of the work
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
well look who decided to drop in
how you doin appel?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
good and bad
fall is a time of moodiness, but excited for the season to start, i hear blake is our most fit player!
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hahahhaha im not sure if thats a good thing or a bad thing
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
so bad movies are hard to quantify, but movies that I dislike/hate are not, so here is a movie that I loathe
Lost in Translation
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haha i like bill murray
but he has seemed flat in a lot of his later films, lost as you mention, broken flowers, the life aquatic. I love rushmore but that’s the last movie with bill murray where it was entertaining to watch him.
14736251
I thought his demeanor worked in life aquatic, but I could be so taken with the set design that I hardly noticed; I also thought he worked in the Royal Tennenbaums
broken flowers was also a labor to sit through.
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A different kind of question: What's the best/worse movie you've seen while on an airplane?
When I was young, I saw airplane (9/11 hadn’t happened yet), which I thought was hilarious, but made some people on the plane very uneasy. For the worst movie, A Knight’s Tale. I’ve tried to watch it again since then, and I just can’t do it.
Has the season started yet?
Airplane is hilarious
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Especially that scene where everyone on the plane
is watching the movie and there’s a horrible, slo-mo plane crash scene.
i saw Dodgeball.
the whole plane was cracking up. Worst one was probably something with Julia Stiles and Jason Lee. I think it was called A Guy Thing or something. I don’t remember. it sucked something awful.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
where Jason Lee is getting married?
I think I saw it, not terrible, but definitely not good
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maybe. i honestly don't remember
anything except I hated myself for not being able to fall asleep during the thing. It was that bad for me.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
The dumbest, albeit mildly amusing Jason Lee movie was the one that co-starred Tom Green.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
saving harvard?
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kicking and screaming (farrell and ditka). It made me wish i were drunk.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh I forgot when they show the plane statistics on trans pacific flights
Where they show the plane (always over blue, no land around), how fast and what direction we’re flying in
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
On Cathay Pacific they have a camera that faces down from near the front wheel. Pretty nice for takeoff and landing, but a weird feeling when you come on that channel in flight and see nothing.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Ever land at SFO over the water?
Avoid looking out the window. The plane goes down, down, down, then levels off for the landing… and you look out the window and see nothing but water. Then the plane drops some more, and now you’re looking up at sailboats as you zoom by at 200 mph. Just when you figure you’re doomed, the wheels touch down on the tarmac.
Yeah, that is crazy. In Reno
The plane seems to drop out of the sky straight down into the airport.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Orange County airport does that for takeoff and landing
It’s to minimize noise to the neighbors there, not sure about Reno.
It’s straight to take off, then suddenly shoot what feels like straight up.
repost
I was flying from New Delhi into Ladakh, a former principality in northern india(now part of Jammu&Kashmir) a few years ago.
That was an unbelievable flight. Being able to look out the window and see the Himalayas jutting up through the clouds, barely below the plane was an experience I will never forget. As you get closer to landing, the plane descends as you start noticing shimmering, jewel-like lakes and patches of green in an otherwise deserted mountainous environment. The mountain tops are more at eye level now and as the plane makes a gradual bank you see in the distance a lone airstrip, that in the modern world would appear abandoned. The plane circles around the valley, dwarfed by the rising Zanskar mountains, losing altitude so it can begin its final approach. Now understand it takes a LONG time to get there, and you have already spent nearly 21 hours on planes at this point, so you have begun to feel comfortable and recognize all of the normal sounds that an aircraft makes. But nothing I have ever experienced on an airplane had prepared me for the sound of the engines seemingly going in reverse, in-flight to act as airbrakes, for our landing on this former military base at 12,000 feet. Your life is placed in the hands of the universe, as all travel in the Himalayan plateau is, and there has never been a more welcome and perfect landing.
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Close your eyes for a minute...
..now picture yourself in a timeshare in Ladakh. What’s it going to take me to get you into one of those?
I am the law!
I freaking hate flying into John Wayne airport
scary stuff
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LaGuardia is one of the few where you can actually use the life wests every once in a while
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
San Fran is one of my favorite airports for that very reason
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
the original or the latest one
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Worst movie on an airplane:
A tie between The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Little Miss Sunshine.
How's this for two?
- Michael, the John Travolta-as-an-angel movie.
- I’ll do Anything, with Nick Nolte. If you don’t even recognize the title, that’s for the best.
There have been some real bad ones recently too, but that’s why I have a laptop and a media player now.
little miss sunshine was divisive
I really liked it, mostly for Allen Arkin, but I get how people might not like it
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Little Miss Sunshine?
that movie’s incredible. what’s not to like?
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I LOVE movies about dysfunctional families
It makes me feel better about my extended family.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Sep 30, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
before the devil knows you’re dead is for you, then.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I just heard from a movie podcast I like that it is a fantastic movie
thanks for the reminder
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i watched it about a month ago. i was pleasantly surprised by it.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Lots of people say the movie is awesome
but I can’t figure out for the life of me what they liked about it so much.
boo
Little Miss Sunshine is awesome.
Twilight was the worst movie I ever saw on an airplane.
by jksnake99 on Sep 30, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Twilight sucks
In Her Shoes might be the worst airplane movie for me. I frickin’ cried because of it too, I was coming home from my grandma’s funeral. I laughed at the same time too because it was dumb to be crying over that dumb movie.
Never seen a movie on an airplane
I hardly ever fly. Although I think Airport ’77 would be fabulous.
I forgot a few on the airplane:
One that I just couldn’t put the headphones on for:
“Under the Tuscan Sun” with Diane Lane. I mean, Diane Lane is in it, and I don’t bother looking up. That’s bad.
Best movie seen on a train: Star Trek: First Contact.
Last year I fell asleep while watching "Vantage Point". Then I woke up when it was shown the second time on a loop, and thought "wow, that film has some lengths" ;)
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
I liked it, just the different vantage points mean the story gets repeated from the perspective of 8 different people. And falling asleep it became a few more making it really repetitive.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
I liked that movie
but it was kinda repetitive
(see what I did there? words are like playthings to me)
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
kinda going on a different movie topic
what movies have you seen that you weren’t expecting anything out of, but turned out to be pretty good?
Be Kind Rewind is one off the top of my head
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
A small list:
Oceans 11
Rumble in the Bronx (only saw cheesy kung fu movies before hand)
Fight Club (I saw it long after people quoted it to death)
Wall E
BASEketball
Be Kind Rewind too
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't seen Fight Club yet, but wispy little Edward Norton Jr. in a fight movie...?
Next thing you know, he’ll be playing The Hulk.
secondsies
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fourthsies
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by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
and the seventh born will be a wizard. A god amongst men.
My team went to the playoffs in my first year.
When it came out its seemed like another lame racist movie
My friend told me at the time that a racist goes to jail, gets raped by black guys, and decides that racism is bad after that. I do not regret not watching it after that description.
I believe he was raped by whites after recanting his racist stance
It is a lot more than that
skinheads beat black dudes at basketball
That’s why they call it fiction
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Tom, AHX is on my two 5 ever.
You really must see it.
Also, it contains one of the great murder scenes ever filmed.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
that scene can be seen a mile away, and is easily avoidable.
Seriously, if you see dudes in the shower, fast forward. Really easy.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
well, you may have to choose:
1. rape scene
2. sizing up the competition.
the two are inseparable.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
fourthsies
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
see picture of sign below
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by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
gotta see everybody says i love you—it’s a musical with him singing
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I always tell people I hate musicals except for that one
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you want to dance with goldy hawn too? kindred spirits.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe not so much, but I really liked the joke about the kid who was a republican, and when they remove a brain tumor he becomes liberal.
Although, I think real woody allen fans dont like this movie, but I pretty much like his non acclaimed movies. I even like Curse of the Jade Scorpion
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i’m a woodie allen fan, but I usually only watch them when i’m sick, at home, in the winter months. There is something to enjoying stardust and memories with a hot bowl of soup.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
you haven't seen Fight Club yet?
you should. Ed Norton does a great job in that. Almost as good as American History X.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
fight club is a great movie
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Role Models
was the last one I was expecting to be ok but nothing special and it was hilarious.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
My friends say they will tie me to a chair and force me to watch it if i don't by the end of month
I’ve been meaning to for a few weeks, and they won’t quote it until I’ve seen it. I saw the first half, then had people drop by unexpectedly.
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, the second half is just as good as the first I thought.
consistently funny throughout and it’s got a surprisingly good payoff I thought, if not a predictable one.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
If I recall correctly, that film came out during the overexposure of Elizabeth Banks.
Of all the movies Banks was in during 2008, Zack and Miri Make a Porno was my favorite.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
Role Models was my favorite movie of '08 that she was in
(yet another one that i was pleasantly surprised by)
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I'm a Kevin Smith, Jeff Anderson, and Seth Rogen fanboy, so my choice was a little biased.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
I liked Chasing Amy and parts of Dogma most
Hated Mallrats, Jersey Girl was sooooo lame, Clerks 2 is one of the worst movies ever and made me cringe with how bad it is, Clerks was more good because of how it was made than the actual movie (to me, though most revere it), didn’t see Zack and Miri.
His speaking engagements on Youtube are pretty funny, though when he brags about his Superman script and how it got ruined by Jon Peters’ suggestions… uhhh… everyone go read that script. It is GOD. AWFUL.
It is literally embarrassing. A wise cracking robot that winks at the end, stupid jokes, oh my God I hated it and I couldn’t believe he’d be bragging about it for years in interviews and his speeches at colleges and crap.
I agree that ...
Mallrats and Jersey Girl weren’t Kevin Smith’s best movies, nor was Chasing Amy for that matter.
However, I do love Clerks, Dogma, and the aforementioned Zack and Miri Make a Porno — as well as the animated TV series “Clerks” — additionally, Clerks II and even Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back were entertaining fares to me.
Lastly, I enjoy Smith’s candor and openness in his sit-down interviews.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
I like his interviews more than anything he has done
I can’t get over how much I cringed watching Clerks 2, with it trying to be meangingful and all.
I ain’t seen Chasing Amy since it came out on video, I bet. It might not hold up. I was a kid then.
I really, really, really didn’t like the Clerks TV show. I dunno what it is… in interviews he’s funny. I like “him”, it seems like. But man, I just don’t like his movies.
Dogma didn’t need that poop monster. I liked most of it though.
and alanis morissette as god? Yeah that's good casting.
Memo to K. Smith: you can’t be puttin’ it on a pedestal. It’s cool you like her, but just don’t be so obvious.
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
just cause your friends don’t know big words, doesn’t mean no one else does
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Has Jeff Anderson done anything other than Kevin Smith movies?
I’m counting on you AK! I’m too lazy to go to IMDB
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
In 2002, Jeff Anderson wrote, directed, and starred in ...
Now You Know. I’ve never gotten around to see it, however.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
I like Seth Rogen
a lot
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I would add “In Bruges” to that list
a unique and entertaining movie.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
bring it on, drumline, orange county, the machinist, you’ve got mail, anything with will ferrell, both the 2 you mentioned cloudy, there are a lot, anything with martin lawrence pretty much.
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Drumline.... I thought I had repressed that
My cousin invited me over for pizza and a movie and it turned out to be Drumline… I’ve never felt as uncomfortable and was thinking of some excuse to leave when I just said I can’t take anymore of this and excused myself… the pizza was good tho
There are some people who aren’t smart
i thought of another one actually.
The Descent, where the women go spelunking.
way creepier and more downright scary than I was expecting it to be. Great horror movie. watch it in the dark.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
not the latest… but “The Art of War” with Snipes… I expected it to be terrible, but with explosions and it turned out to be a really good action/intrigue flick (probably cause it’s based on Norsk’s life)
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the sequels are TURRIBLE though
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Drop Zone
it’s a good one, second best skydiving movie after terminal velocity starting the machine.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's a few, just to keep the conversation going.
- Mystery Men, with Ben Stiller (whom I normally dislike)
- Ghost Town, with Ricky Gervais
- Bring it On. A cheerleader movie with Kirsten Dunst? Never saw it coming.
- The Rock, back before they wore down that formula.
- Mallrats, which was surprising since I didn’t enjoy Clerks.
- Sneakers, now one of my favorite pseudo-tech movies.
Also, nothing personal, but I’d also like to cancel out your positive review of Be Kind Rewind. There’s 15 or 20 minutes of great movie hidden inside of a bunch of junk. That was a big disappointment.
I think this is a list of surprising movies, not bad ones
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Do YOu Even Read The JD?
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I didn't expect anything from the Rock and was pleasantly surprised
It was before Nicolas Cage was… well, Nicolas Cage.
he was really good in adaptation and wild at heart, but those are the exceptions that prove the rule that nic cage sucks
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
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Weather Man and Matchstick Men
had really good Nicolas Cage performances as well.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
agree to disagree on matchstick men
havent seen weather man, but it looks intriguing
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has an adaptation feel to it—i think of it in a string of movies about semi-losers (punch drunk love)
speaking of cage, i did like lord of war though…
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
losers always whine about their best....
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
winners go home and &*^% the prom queen
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
naw, the best line was from the stylist
“Okay, I don’t want to know nothing. I never saw you throw that gentleman off the balcony. All I care about is: are you happy with your haircut?”
There are some people who aren’t smart
seriously my 2nd favorite Sean Connery line, right behind in Goldfinger
“What is your name?”
“Pussy Galore”
“I must be dreaming.”
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Can’t go wrong with Kingsley Poitier Pheonix Akroid and Redford. I mean, what a cast!
My team went to the playoffs in my first year.
I haven't seen a Redford movie that I didn't like.
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
The funniest pseudo tech sequence was in that Tom Clancy movie with Harrison Ford against the drug cartels
Where they load down data from across the hall and the other side frantically deletes files – instead of just formatting or pulling the plug.
And of course the virus in Independence Day that is compatible with the alien OS.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
clear and present danger
good book
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I enjoyed the book, the movie not so much
Which is weird because I enjoyed both the book and movie version of Hunt for Red October. I didn’t enjoy Harrison Ford’s replacement of Alec Baldwin.
patriot games was probably my favorite Clancy book
I hated it when Ryan somehow miraculously became president out of nowhere in Executive Orders.
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
But that was way creepy
in light of the events of 9-11-2001
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
the gervais films coming out sound good
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Ever see his stand up?
Its way good
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I loved Extras
is it still on TV?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I'm ashamed to say it
“Waiting”
“Grandma’s Boy”
Stupid, stupid movies…but I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.
by DonkeyShins on Sep 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I couldnt get into waiting, but all my friends who worked in restaurants at one point in time loved it. Maybe it did not have the universal appeal of Clerks
I have heard a lot of good about Grandma’s boy, but still havent seen it.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Grandma's boy is a great movie
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Waiting is very underrated.
I’m not usually the hugest Ryan Reynolds fan, but he was tolerable here. It’s sophomoric, but I’m freshmanic, so it’s all good.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
I think ryan reynolds has potential to be a really good actor
he has a highly likable presence
I guess that reminds me that Van Wilder was surprisingly fun to watch
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
yep
isn’t he married to scarlett johannson?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
until he finds out that her voice is not the only indicator that she is a pre op tranny
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
that's one hot pre op tranny
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I am glad you are so open to things like that
I find manly voices on ladies extremely unattractive
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
scarlett i think
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
That's who I am talking about
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
scarlett is who I am talking about
Alanis Morisette doesent have a deep voice
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Yeah if she's a pre op, then I don't care
I’d $#%%% take her #$$# and shove it straight up my #+$%, turn it sideways and then let her ^%& all over my $%&>.
by tominhawaii on Sep 30, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is exactly my position with her. Except I also love it when she does (&&^ with her &^@# over my &#(# and then I (&#$ in her *(#@ while her $@($ is covered in felt and vaseline. So hawt.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
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blah blah no, but I kiss yours blah
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t mind, have you seen his mom?
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
REC
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
All that and you forget the frozen turkey and hardhat?
Such a waste…
I am the law!
by LaColin on Sep 30, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
reccccccccc
laughed at both of those movies
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
thought I would throw down one I just remembered
mystic river
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I was thrown off by the odd title, but I think I watched twice in one day
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
that movie was heartbreaking
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
500 Days Of Summer
wow that movie really moved me
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Absinthe works for me, i’m down.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
your trying to bait me aren’t you
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Not everything is about u tec
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The Princess of Blazersedge
Sport is my boyfriend
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 30, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
says who?
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plus, I think we’ve had this conversation before and agreed mostly
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The government calls that kind of policymaking idealistic.
I call it Zach-istic.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
you should be happy the senate today put an end to those abortion restrictions that were floating in the health care discussion
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
that’s because they voted down the whole bill
hilarious
now all they have 2 do is tie down the ramant socialist death panels and the evangelist trifecta will be complete!
:D
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sport is my boyfriend
you can’t win all the wars. plus congress is a long season, just hope we’re postulating correctly for the playoffs.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
im against the stupid fact that these idiots just ascend to these committees
whose interest are those of their state (arkansas, n dakota etc) and not the entire demographic of the US and they vote to keep their seat not to serve anyone else but their own districts voting trends. It’s inferiorating.. Like Repubs.. senate committee chairs should have limits and so forth.. Democrats don’t it’s why useless people like Baucus are heading up healthcare “reform” and will stay there till he loses his seat all together b/c he has seniority.
Rant/
sorry, i do feel better, thanks for asking
S
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sport is my boyfriend
what’s frustrating to me is that good, bad, or indifferent this process has illuminated how hard it is for anything that actually does something beyond the status quo to get passed
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
i’ve met baucus, he’s a good guy. his bill might smell funny, though.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I appreciate your rants
just fyi
There are some people who aren’t smart
by bow4meow on Sep 30, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
of course I'm serious
I might lie to 92wastheyear or Mortimer but not you… ranting is venting and venting is healthy
There are some people who aren’t smart
well thank you
i feel it’s always b4etter to say “hey im venting” ..instead of flooding the thread w/ ve4ry inflammatory opinions LOL
s
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sport is my boyfriend
DeJuan Blair in Spurs training camp. An all-world once in a generation force on the boards. That might be an exaggeration, but still: Grrr.
http://www.48minutesofhell.com/2009/09/30/jamie-dixon-at-spurs-training-camp/
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
it seems to imply that you wont see Duncan and Blair share floor time if Blair is utilized to his fullest.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
If you are grabbing a higher percentage than whole teams on your own, that might indeed be a sign that you are kind of good at it
I’m happy that Dante seems to be coming along and Jeff is a nice guy who will work his tail off in rehab and training. So I don’t think the Blazers really blundered. Still it will be interesting to see how Blair’s superior talent for one thing translates to the NBA.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Walk in the Clouds
someone may have mentioned this before. The worst movie I’ve ever seen
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
I watched crazy love last night
it’s a documentary. The world, lives, everything, is messed up. It’s on netflix watch now. It’s a tale of madness, that’s for sure.
is Kirsten Dunst in that?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
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no, just old people and their photographs, and their words, played by their mouths.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
why am I so dumb that I failed to see the word documentary
sorry
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
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no it’s cool. i’m a fan of partial misinterpretation or pure denial of the words written in BE.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Passwordsetbackdisk. I will use that for Scrabble at some time. Thanks Microsoft.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
do you know if the germans have really a big advanced version of scrabble?
can’t you just make up words by adding them together?
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In theory you can pretty much add any subjects together and it will be a word in German. But for Scrabble, the rule is you can only use words that are in a dictionary similar to Webster, and also no names or places.
So Computer-Cornflakes or computercornflakes makes still no sense. Like in France, there is also a society to preserve the language, although less radical against influences from other languages. English words or fragments as well as “false friends” are pretty prevalent, especially in advertising and anything that gets heavily influenced by the US like pop culture and technology.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
I have some good friends, a married couple
Who look like hillbillys , dont own a TV,they read and can give any college grad all they want and more at scrabble.
by southern oregon on Sep 30, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
If that were in Montana, there’d be at least two bullet holes in it.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
my friend pulled that street sign out of the trunk of his car
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
its spiral-y
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
AnneTheFan
You need to post right now. Your avatar is absolutely necessary given the title of the J.D.
I needed a breather after thinking of as many ways as I could to
call leeroyjenkins stupid, without actually using the word stupid, in the Travis post. And I had to process a ton and 1/2 of the end of season tomatoes.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Has anyone seen Kids (the movie)?
I was disappointed and disturbed by that movie. Larry Clark, the director, annoys me.
It could have been a lot better, but he just had to run with the stereotype that skateboarder are a bunch of jerks. He makes them out to be way worse than any skater I have ever known, and I have known a lot to do some questionable stuff, but that was really outrageous.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
yeah
so much hype, so little substance
Aside from the fact that one kid was spreading HIV, nothing about that movies was especially shocking to me or something i had not been around when I was the same age
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
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I am watching Coming to America again
I saw it about a hundred times in the past when comedy central played it to death, but its been a few years and I forgot how good of a movie it is.
“I tied my own shoes once. Believe me, it is an overrated experience”
Has the season started yet?
my next class: philosophy and the arts
im really looking forward to it :P
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
if you need help cranking out a paper, i’m your man.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
im holding you to that
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
as long as it stays on the aesthetics/philosophy side. Anything about specific paintings/sculptures you might want to solicit nightbluefruit—she’s sort of a nihilist though, so be careful of her philosophy.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I like that about US colleges, a ton of pretty unfocused classes in the first years to let you sample a variety of subjects and still learn some things about research
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
im a pre law/philosophy major
so this is kind of in my area… only reason im taking this though is because ethics was full
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I laughed when I heard the anchor say "You're obviously a nut"
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
ethics is garbage. all the great philosophers were artists. nicomachean ethics is all about being an archer, not to mention aristotle is a pun machine.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell is pre-law?
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
prepares you for the LSAT and Law School
technically at OSU it’s called “Liberal Studies”
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Just double major in Philo and English
forget about this Pre-Law nonsense
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
that's essentially what i'm doing
the liberal studies major is basically you pick any class in the liberal arts college at OSU, but you also have to focus on 3 certain areas of study (it’s like a certain amount of credits for each).
I’m doing philo, english, and right now i’m leaning towards econ as my third
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
you rarely see posts this ripe for a mom joke
it is just begging for it
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
that's what you mother said to me last night, Trebek
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ruff
that’s the way she likes it
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Cloudy and Claire or is it Roybot and Ark????
by broyposse on Sep 30, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
i'd say that's definately
Roybot and Ark
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
agree
that’s a roybot move
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
why does she keep calling him a Zach?
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
cause it's Roybot.
she really means a cuss word
by DrivetheLane on Sep 30, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
first up:
Tolstoy
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Mhm, didn't really consider Tolstoy a philosopher. And man he wrote some long books if that will be your assignment.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
he's a philosopher about art apparently
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
oh, if you’re looking at his views on art, it’s going to be about a direct relationship with the works, ie, how a novel is a part of the human condition. it’s kind of weird place to start for a first class…
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
discussion right now is his thoughts on the "beauty of art"
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
discussing this book of his
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_Is_Art%3F
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
yeah when you said his views on art, that came to mind. it’s interesting stuff in conjunction with war and peace—which is to say, one asks who he is trying to move with the piece.
class sounds cool to me…
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
it has potential
we will see
Weitz, Eliot, Telfer, Dickie, Plato, Kant
are coming up in the next few weeks
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
discussion will probably be framed in the two epilogues at the end of War an Peace, in reference to Hegel’s phenomenology of the spirit. Lampoon that with a discussion of platon karataev—he appears in about 3/4 the way through the book. It’s in the only story within a story for the whole piece. Tolstoy is clearly calling upon Plato. OK, Go!
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Dang, Tom Ziller is a cat now. "Loofie". He is learning from Dave.
http://www.sactownroyalty.com/users/Ziller
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
what is scary is that Ziller has less posts than most JDers
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
...which might have to do with the fact Sactown Royalty has no junk drawer
Mavs Moneyball seems to be under new ownership – at least temporary. That place was dead during the offseason.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
can we do a Junk Drawer on another teams blog?
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 30, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
We should switch blogs every hour like a pub crawl. Do all of SBN one day.
My team went to the playoffs in my first year.
just bball, or should we branch out into other sports? What would the cycling blog make of us?
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
There are more than 24 sbn blogs
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 30, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Just basketball. Top 24 teams from last year. Ending with silver screen and roll.
My team went to the playoffs in my first year.
I think it would be easier to just do one junk in one blog
then maybe move to a different blog each day
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 30, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
one an hour is the way to go… but do it over two days… 15 hour window per day from worst to first… that way the times late at night when the JD is mostly empty can be skipped
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
people would hate BE even more than beofre
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
so we win?!
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
in some way we might win, in some ways we might lose
I can imagine Ben loving it and Dave hating it
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
more trolls would make me feel loserish
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Groundhog Day
An MRI revealed that Eddy Curry has a torn right plantaris muscle that will sideline him for the rest of training camp – Alahn Hahn, Twitter
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
But will anyone notice all year?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
the all you can eat buffet will notice
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
To which miller responded:
""Zach this, I’m a vet! I’m only gonna take this test 5 times. 5 TIMES!"
I am the law!
i liked this part
Travis Outlaw, who has passed the test on the first try only once in five seasons (two years ago), came in Tuesday night with two seconds to spare.
The players pair up and run the sprints together, and Outlaw ran with close friend Brandon Roy.
"Brandon wanted to make sure Trav passed this year,’’ Webster said. "So he ran by him and pushed him.’’
Roy finished with a plus 3, the second lowest time of the qualifiers. He didn’t run the test in the past two seasons because of injuries to his heel and ankle.
"My rookie year I did it in plus 5. This time I cruised it,’’ Roy said, smiling. "It’s a long season you know.’’
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Blake is fit
Oden is moving well.
Dante and LMA have quicks.
Ime and Howard are in good shape for old geezers.
Surprised Bayless didn’t do better.
He has a lot of muscle to carry for a player his size. He would probably be among the fastest if you just do one set, but gets tired if you do multiple.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Oden gives a lot of reason to be impressed with that number
It backs up a lot of the recent stories about his mobility and weight loss, the first time we’ve actually seen a test of his new mobility. A very nice surprise.
Oden ran the 3/4 court sprint in pre-draft camp in 3.27. That’s as fast as Roy, Sessions, Curry, Ridnour, Griffin, Green (+/- 0.01). If he is close to that again, that is a force coming down the lane as a trailer on the break.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
like a semi with a turbo boost
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It's 0.06 faster than Rudy. Who again killed the competition in the lane agility drills where you have to change direction.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
over/under on number of players flattened trying to take a charge on Oden this year?
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Bayno said they were working on a one-step dunk after catching the ball deep in the paint where Greg lifts his knee up “Pau Gasol style”. You only take that charge once.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
then you're out for the rest of the game blogging about how much it hurts
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
that means Oden, on average, covers the length of the court in just over 6 seconds
and that’s when he has to do it 40 times in a row.
i believe the throttle violation is only if you post the same thing multiple times
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 30, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I know I shouldn't share this but it reminded me that artists are all kind of crazy
I was Googling “menstral fluid” and I found this blog of an artist.
BS: Why did you choose to work in the medium(s) that you use?
MS: I love experimenting with different materials. I tend to always include some type of printmaking due to its repetitive nature and the delayed gratification involved.
I’ve worked with menstrual fluid. Ran tampons through my etching press. I chose these materials for conceptual reasons. This is used in the sexual abuse works. My interest here deals with sexuality and femininity. It is a way of addressing a personal shame that is the result of my childhood sexual molestation.
If you click the link, there is a photo of her paining called Red Rover, Red Rover 2004, menstrual fluid monotypes, silkscreen
you googled menstrual fluid?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I was wondering about it after BRP posted that comic strip
I didn’t think it is “really” blood, and then I stopped searching because I started reading that blog.
Yeah, it is something that isn't blood
Something dark, an ancient evil from before time was created.
pretty sure Tolstoy would slam her work though
at least according to the criteria we are being taught in this class
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
that’s just so wrong…
.
.
I can’t stop giggling
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Make sure you don't buy a used etching press from that lady
I could make a joke about poop here, but I don’t want to make light of her molestation and how she addresses it, beyond what I’ve already done.
wow tom... wow
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, he isn't using the materials.
I’m pretty sure menstrual blood is what they use to color red velvet cake.
Have you ever had red velvet cake?
You wouldn’t say such things if you had…
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You know it!
They actually used to use some kind of sack from some beetle… when that was what red food dye was.
It’s why older people in the South complain Red Velvet cake tastes different… they use modern food dye and not beetle butts.
i love Red Velvet cake so much that i would marry it..
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I am not sure how that would work but...
I’d be Red Velvet cake’s baby momma… esp if I can’t convince Rudy..
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
red velvet cupcakes are even better
because the cake to frosting ratio is better
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
mmmmmm....
I love the cake but.. yeah.. that sounds great!! Does anyone in Portland even make real red velvet?
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
my girlfriend makes it awesome
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
nice!!! is she hot?
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
nice!!!
Can I come over?
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
no
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
:( :( :(
but.. but.. why not?
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
we don't have any fresh red velvet cake
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
doood
this is a once in a lifetime opportunity11
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
seriously..
Not usually so hard to get people to let me come over!!
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
are we still talking about cake?
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Southern groom's cakes are often a red velvet cake
Made to look like an armadilla’, so when you cut into it it is like blood.
okay so you're admitting Steel Magnolia's is your favorite movie
That’s okay. I don’t judge
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
ill make it
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
red velvet party at my house :P
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I will so be there
I’ll even dress up to match the cake…
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I could
It’s almost the time of year to go black and red again if I am going to..
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
sounds like a plan
/googles “how to make red velvet”
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
"Oh man I make the best red velvet cake you gotta come over, G-Love"
CUT TO: Cloudy buying red velvet cake from Thriftway.
HEY BUDDY
don’t be giving my secrets away!
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Just be sure to have mixing bowls laying around with the supposed remnants of red sludge
And just be turning off the oven when she walks in.
Your red velvet party will turn into a PINK velvet walls party if ya take my advice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
I MEAN YOU WILL HAVE SEX WITH HER VAGINA.
well..
I do really love red velvet cake…
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
THERE IS NO WAY THIS CAN FAIL
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
what is better than dfloorotfling?
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
wait a sec
how will you dress up?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
not positive yet.. but...
red and velvet goes well with red velvet cake.. and I have just the outfit..
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
POIDH
lol
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I've heard this before.. lol
Don’t you think you’d rather the surprise anyway?
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
They are all hunching
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Has anybody ever thought about wearing a little shorter shorts again to be faster?
There’s a reason why track athletes dress the way they do
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
havent colleges gone to tighter tops in some cases? I guess underarmor is cool on top, but hella gay on the bottom
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
one word
UNITARDS
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
hella gay from top to bottom
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
so gay there'd be open lanes to the basket all night
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I would if I was a NBA player
Mid-thigh, with compression shorts poking out the bottom like the cool kids used to do in the early 90s.
you going to throw a crotch pump on that sucka
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
you’ve seen dodgeball
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
That made things MORE confusing
You can only do that joke when google tells you what it is right away.
i like Roy's shoes
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I only care if they're comfortable
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
i care about flubber
which goes on the bottom of shoes.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
it works better in the gas tank
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard you had flubber
for a face
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
i’ve often wanted to make love to flubber, so yes.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
okay you have silenced my keyboard
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
so much freakin flubber
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
WAIT, WHAT? you want to make love to flubber (which in this case is my face) so you want to make love to my face?
.
.
I’m sorry to disapoint, but you’ll have to wait in line like everyone else
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
we call them fluffers around here
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw that on ESPN's article
And I thought it was a promo picture from before Oden’s micro. He looks like he did then, but just a little older/different.
Skinny!
Well then Huzzah
Because Oden looks like (and even seems to be doing the same pose) his pre-micro promo pics.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE BLAZERS, MORT?
How can you not tell the difference between pre-micro pics and post-micro pics?! For shame!
IT WAS A TEST
TO SEE IF YOU KNEW THE DIFFERENCE.
CONGRATS YOU PASSED CARRY ON TO PHASE TWO OF YOUR BLAZERS FANSHIP.
I am thinking it is a hoax
At least it sounds exceedingly similiar to this e-mail, which almost certainly proved to be a hoax.
However, due to the reposting of the “e-mail” and the links to the site, the traffic spike was enormous.
talking in 3rd person again? EK is about go pick up his thai food.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 30, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
ark is about to go ball it up
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this a joke? Mavs sign a guy who dominates a church league to training camp?!
http://friends.mavs.com/profiles/blogs/mavericks-sign-church-league?xgs=1
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Assuming it's true, it's a great idea.
First, it’s a fun cinderella story for local news.
Second, if he crashes and burns, it’ll be seen by every street player who keeps bugging them because they want a shot in training camp.
Mark Cuban tweeted the link - without further comment besides "Mavs sign walk on for camp !"
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
yeah, I guess they need somone who isn't over 30
I’m going to guess the guy is probably around 6’6", big and skilled enough to dominate local city/church leagues, but no where near skilled or athletic enough to see any court time.
I asked Cuban if he has lost confidence in Carroll
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
It's either that or Icelander Jon Stefansson wasn't available for a second go-around.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
The MRI on the left knee of Sacramento rookie Tyreke Evans is negative, source close to him tells Y! Sports.
Somewhere Sergio and Udrih scream “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
good for him
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
whoever was filming the video needs to be killed
I couldn’t get into what was happening on the court because of the quality of the footage
they need two
dougall and a doppleganger for another angle
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
like this?
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha, got a comment in the latest Miller post deleted although it very obviously was tongue in cheek and everyone was thinking that
No warning though, so I guess whoever deleted it got the joke
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
You guys wanna get high?
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
are you a cop?
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
A factually correct description of the hairstyle in the picture as a garment worn on the head that has a racial connotation since about 9/11
In quotations. And I said go ahead, flag me. And either someone did, or a mod came along and wanted no confusion. But I suppose Ben thought exactly this when taking the picture. Or some commenters would have.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
I will not lie.
I thought of said phrase and then was just waiting for some wise acre to post it. E tu Norske?
My team went to the playoffs in my first year.
Freddy got fingered was FREAKIN AWESOME
LOOK AT ME DADDY. I’M A FARMER DADDY LOOK AT ME!
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone was telling me that the comic boy guy
is based on some dude in Eugene
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to work with a guy named Joe
who literally looks just like Moe
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Bob Sacamano is a real estate agent in New Zealand now
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
most of the Simpsons is based on the Eugene/Sprinfield area
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by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
But why?
Matt Groening never lived there. He is from Portland, same area as me.
I have heard that before from people from Eugene/Springfield and I don’t see why. I think they are going by the name, which is just a super common city name.
I believe The Simpsons are more Portland related
Many of the streets are characters in the show— Flanders, Burns, I cant think of the rest.. my brain is fading
There are some people who aren’t smart
It was streets near where he grew up.
Some people based off of teachers he had, and some not related at all but people make them fit obscure Oregon stuff..
Mayor Quimby, Reverand Lovejoy, Sideshow Bob Terwilleger
Kearney, and Homer’s brother had the last name Powell. He was a car maker and had a company named Powell Motors, of which there was a local dealer that shared the same name.
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It's very Portland
I do not think there is anything related to Springfield/Eugene aside from the city name (which is a generic city name) and coincidence… or stuff just Oregon related.
The nuke where Homer works is based off of Trojan, etc.
Yeah why don't you GUYS go wear a skirt or something
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
and the 3 eyed fish are pure columbia river
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
NBA League Pass has some new options
For those of you who have cable or satellite operators with a lot of bandwidth…
* Get up to 40 out-of-market games a week during the regular season
* Watch all the games airing in NBA LEAGUE PASS at once on the mosaic channel
* Dual feeds of select games let you choose your home town announcers
* Catch up on games you may have missed each day with replay games
* Follow the action live online, with free access to NBA LEAGUE PASS Broadband
* Includes NBA LEAGUE PASS Stat Central, a live source for scores, stats, game previews and recaps
* Select HD games included*
I've never watched a mosaic channel.
The idea intrigues me, but I think I would need bigger than my 40-inch TV.
I am the law!
that is officially the most “American” comment of the day
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
this is like MLB.tv
awesome, awesome service
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I hope that, like MLBtv, they get to offer it on Roku's media player this year
Roku showed all the games in HDTV for a week after, with rewind ability.
yeah the MLB.tv
was full HD (if your internet could handle it) and it had DVR capabilities. totally worth the money.
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
woah! choose the home team announcers ftw!
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
is that before or after the opposing team is whistled for standing up on the bench
during a critical time in the game?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
anyone else excited for the ruins tonight
although i dont got full cable right now so i will watch it tomorrow but the BS report where they mock drafted got me all stoked up like a fire in winter. Mainly cause wes is back and he was the greatest villain that show has ever seen.
naw
its the next installment of the real world/road rules challenge. which i know sounds douchy but w/e that show is beyond entertaining
by phillyduck23 on Sep 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Morti should have his own blog. He writes better articles than that in throwaway long comments.
http://barkleysmouth.com/2009-articles/september/qtbm-part-iii-is-kevin-durant-a-superstar.html
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 30, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
can't we give Mortimer his own sports show?
or just his own show in general?
by Magnum on Sep 30, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Some people might find a Mort
Cooking show disturbing.
by southern oregon on Sep 30, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Does he cook people?
That would be disturbing
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
if you are what you say you are
a superstar
then have no fear
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Mama’s all alone.
Mama doesn’t care.
Mama’s lettin’ loose.
Mama’s got the stuff.
Mama’s lettin’ go.
Mama?
Mama’s got the stuff.
Mama’s gotta move.
Mama’s gotta go.
Mama? Mama?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Dave looks delish
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
why is dave so expensive? $48?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Because of Jesus
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
brandon roy charges more for an autograph
selfish
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 30, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll take two
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Now finally a new NBA rule I can get behind. That is annoying on TV, and would be really annoying if I paid a lot for my seats.
Other big rule change that teams were informed of today pertains to the league’s attempts to cut down on players standing while on the bench. NBA says it’s responding to “numerous complaints that the NBA and its teams received from fans during last season” about players standing – Marc Stein
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
This was really made mainstream after the dad went after a team
He got his daughter front row seats behind the bench and she saw none of the game, to his frustration. I haven’t tracked down the articles yet though…
no more standing at away games
until your team makes a basket?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Nobody will say something against players jumping up when something exciting happens, but a number of teams (Cavs for example) were really standing all the time. And 6'5'' - 7+ dudes kinda block the view.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Last year at the Nuggets game a couple days before Christmas,
the entire Nuggets bench was standing. A couple guys in the front row were yelling at them to sit down and Renaldo Balkman turned around and said/did some not so nice things.
Dibs on next JD
Which blog should I put it on?
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
make sure you get approval from them before you do it.
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
it's called being smart about it
don’t wanna go piss people off about this…
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
and pissed a regular off enough to make him leave for awhile
(welcome back, appel)
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
smh
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Yeah, the last time this happened, the blog owner was very unhappy
I’m really not sure why anyone feels the need to invade another blog.
u ain't down wit' OPB?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
channel 10?
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
just make sure it's cool with them
if they would like the extra traffic, im sure they’d be down
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I don't think he was that miffed, just surprised. I also think the blog owner/editor changed since then.
Kings fans and TZ were not happy when Dave sent us over to “support”
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Ahh yes, I'd forgotten the Kings incident
Shockingly, many sites don’t appreciate Blazer fans coming over and talking about a team that Blog’s fans don’t care about.
yeah no kidding
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
well someone should suggest some sites so i can ask some of the blog owners.
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 30, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
oh that'd be so sweet
It’d have to be on a story about the lakers though. Just totally overwhelm all those faker fans
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
They have forums, too
Just unfortunately a totally outdated technology. Replying to comments is painful, everything has to be cited.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
mccoveychronicles
i’d love to see their reaction
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Im thinking we should stick to basketball blogs
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 30, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm thinking we should stick to this blog
:)
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
by cloudydays on Sep 30, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
cool with me
im retracting my dibs
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 30, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Mavs Moneyball seems to be under new ownership, and so far the users aren't that happy with the change
Matt (Blogabull) is trying to drive new traffic by installing a writer to post new content who is related to one of the guys from the Rockets blog – of all places ;)
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Yeah, there does seem to be some drama at Mavs Moneyball in the comment section.
I, however, don’t blame “Dirk Diggler” for giving the new head honcho the third degree, because it was apparently a sudden change of leadership without any community oversight. SBNation runs the show, though, so they’ll have to deal with the shift.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
completely failed secret message
Very disappointing.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
it wasn't a fail
because it wasn’t an attempt. I didn’t even consider it because I’m not gamey like that…
I do however call fail on calling a fail
There are some people who aren’t smart
It was a fail
Failure due to laziness and short sightedness. Ignorance of the law is not an excuse.
So I call fail on you calling fail on my calling a fail.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I call fail on you calling a fail on me calling your fail a fail
Perhaps you forget idoltime who is the JD Sheriff around here…. it’s me. I make the rules and I break ‘em. I don’t play by your rules.
Failure due to laziness—- FAIL. It was me who put up today’s morning junk because you weren’t on the ball.
Failure due to short-sightedness— Double-FAIL. Calling my effort short-sighted is entirely myopic.
Ignorance of the law is no excuse— Triple-FAIL. I am aware of the little hidden message game and I am not into it. You can do your cryptograms but it’s not Bedge Junk Law and never will be.
The Chairman has spoken.
There are some people who aren’t smart
mayhaps it is and mayhaps it isn't
I think there might be a new JD sheriff in town. It all started when BRP posted a fanshot JD.
Your time is over, charmin of the bored. Infinite-fail.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Nuh UH!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
The times they are a-changin’
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
BRP begged me to allow the JD in fanshots
literally begged… hands and knees, sobs, the whole works. At first I was reluctant and said no, but because I’m a big softie at heart, and I just couldn’t take that hang-dog expression on BRP’s frow, I told him he could do that fanshot JD.
BRP knows the pecking order ’round here and he is a better man because he tows the line.
Tell ya what tho idoltime, I will include a hidden message in my next JD and it will be dedicated to you. Don’t say you didn’t ask for it though.
Your friendly neighborhood JD Chairman
b4m
There are some people who aren’t smart
It's amazing
I already feel like I won.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
hang on to that feeling
sometimes delusions can be just as pleasant as the real thing
There are some people who aren’t smart
by bow4meow on Oct 1, 2009 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know anyone that's seen it
but Andy Warhol made a movie in the early sixties called sleep, that consisted of a continuous shot of a man sleeping. The movie was eight hours long
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
Reminds me of a Glenn Gould piano piece
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Okay we speak english in AMERICA
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Jamie Moyer's season is over
He should be healed in time for Spring Training. But the Phillies were expected to leave him off their playoff roster, so does he have another year in him?
Maybe Jamie comes back to Seattle and joins the coaching ranks.
At this moment, Jamie Moyer is under contract with the Philadelphia Phillies for one more season.
For nostalgic reasons, I wouldn’t be against trading a non-prospect on the 40-man roster to Philadeliphia for Moyer — such as oft-injured relief pitcher Cesar Jimenez, who joined the Seattle Mariners organization at the tail end of the Pat Gillick era — although the 46-year-old crafty veteran’s salary for next season is a base of $8 million (i.e., $6.5 million plus another $1.5 million based on incentives met this season) and can increase another $1.25 million on top of that through performance-based incentives he can reach in 2010. At any rate, though, it’s pretty much a given that Moyer has already seen his last days as a Mariner.
In any event, I’d love it if the Mariners could somehow pry Adrian Gonzalez and Heath Bell away from the cost-conscious San Diego Padres. I don’t care if it takes a cornucopia of prospects — such as Brandon Morrow, Mike Carp, Juan Ramirez, Philippe Amount, and Greg Halman — to help solidify the offense and bullpen for 2010 and 2011. For the next two years, the M’s must bring in some talent to surround around “King” Felix Hernandez.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
If you're a Mariners fan, or even you're not, this Youtube is a must see. Incredible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b494dinhd4Y
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
a koodle doodle doo!!
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Comcast is considering a purchase of NBC Universal.
I’d like to note if Comcast can afford to buy NBC Universal, they don’t need to be increasing fees!
I can’t believe Comcast (or Cablevision, Directv, etc) are allowed to own content they offer. Seems like a nasty conflict of interest.
Also, I’d appreciate if they not cancel Burn Notice or Psych from the NBC-owned USA Network.
by Timmay! on Sep 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
reccc
add chuck to that list
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Read: NBC is deteriorating in some shape or form, and GE exits all markets it can't get a leading position in.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Add Royal pains too
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Another movie question: What movies were filmed in Oregon?
I’m blanking after Goonies and Brainsmasher
Has the season started yet?
Kindergarten Kop
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
#5 is alive!!
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't believe I forgot that
I went to UO!
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
lame movie with tommy lee jones and benicio del toro
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
TLJ owns
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
he does
but that movie sucked
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
omg that movie was a steaming pile of excrement
and I mean that in a bad way
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously sucks..
Only thing good about that movie is seeing parts of Portland in it.. and mostly.. because it sucked so entirely.. it made me somewhat embarrassed.. almost didn’t move to portland just for having that movie made there.. no.. not really.. but WOW that was like.. such a bad movie for two actors that I often like..
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
And a director who used to be great
William Friedkin, directer of a few of my favorite movies… To Live and Die in LA, French Connection, The Exorcist, Sorcerer (I love it more than the original)…
I completely forgot that Friedkin directed that!!
OMG!! How could two really good actors, a great director.. and a great location.. lead to such a suck fest!!
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember someone pointing that out to me
They should have paid more for a plot line…
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
it was a porno?
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 30, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
i definitely felt screwed after watching it…
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
arent they all?
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 30, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
look two people fighting over the last can of coffee in the city of minsk
is not porn
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I was GONNA say that
But felt I was making too many Russia jokes.
If it was Spain = Mexico type jokes, I’d never feel bad.
Rooster Cogburn
one of my fave John Wayne flicks… also that movie with Tommy Lee Jones filmed around Silver Falls …
There are some people who aren’t smart
that movie with Diane Lane
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
the postman with kevin cosner
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
FWIW
I think waterworld is better than it is usually given credit for
so it is a total ripoff on the road warrior II
you could rip off worse movies
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
isn't that the film
where he meets a couple and they want Kevin Costner to impregnate the wife? That was a weird movie.
The post-apocalyptic movie I’m looking forward to is The Road. I heard the book is really good and I’ve been trying to get around to read it, but I haven’t yet.
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
it was filmed in Oregon
it will be a disaster
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
The Road?
Viggo Mortensen suggests otherwise.
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Except for Penelope Ann Miller
She was just Pacino’s girlfriend at the time.
Which I THINK made her his mistress, but I confess I do not know his marriage details.
loved sean penn in that movie. LOVED!!!!!
And loved the homage to his character in gta vice city.
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
penelope ann miller?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
She was an auburn headed actress
Inexplicably in a lot of movies in the early to mid to somewhat late 90s.
I understand now
until now I had always just randomly strung together those three names
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, but most of the filming on does in Pennsylvania
it was as close to an apocolyptic wasteland as they could find
'Sposed to be a great but depressing book
I like post-apocalyptic stuff.
The Postman was just boring, more than outright bad.
the author, McCarthy(?)
is an excellent writer.
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
yessir
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I stand by my previous statement. It was filmed in Oregon
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
rec 1st one
I never saw Body of Evidence so I cannot comment, although it was when madonna was at the height of sexiness…
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
William DaFoe, the best leading man for a sex movie
Is her defense attorney who falls for her and they do “it” a lot.
That's it. I'm sterile.
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah see that's just messed up, kinda like wearing a chastity belt for dudes
It’s like having your eyes gouged out by an angel
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll allow it
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
No way!
The Postman was long, but certainly not boring.
Will Patton gave a virtuoso performance as the despotic General Bethlehem, too.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
Wow... I fail
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Drugstore Cowboy, Breaking In, Body of Evidence, Stand By Me
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
technically just the outside shots were filmed at timberline
all of the inside were done on an English soundstage. Kubrick was terrified to leave England and had incredible sets built to simulate all kinds of places. The most ridiculous was turning parts of the British countryside into Vietnam for the second half of Full Metal Jacket.
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
The Postman.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Oops. Already been listed.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
There was a movie with that one famous deaf actress filmed in Oregon
They filmed a little at the Burnside Skatepark. I don’t remember the name of the movie.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I think a lot of skater movies use Burnside skatepark
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Sep 30, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It is not a skater movie
It was mainstream, and it was filmed around the same time as Free Willy
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Ah, I see. I have actually filmed a lot skater footage there
Dang, I can’t find that movie.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
In case anyone really cares
And I know you do. It was, “Hear No Evil”
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Marlee Matlin
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 1, 2009 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Dr. Giggles
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
good portland filmed movie
Music Within with Ron Livingston
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
i love those movies
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Taco Bell is awesome
I love me some soft tacos :)
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
Taco Bell is gross
meat is not supposed to be squirted out of a caulking gun
There are some people who aren’t smart
yea it tastes good
all “food” products laden with saturated fats and oils taste good. I didn’t say it didn’t taste good I said it was gross. And I didn’t even mention what the slobs who work there do to the food without your knowing
There are some people who aren’t smart
I don't get that
don’t they hand you pizza before you hand them the cash? What do they do, take the cash payment, see there is no tip, open the box up and spit in it, then hand it to you and say thanks for your business?
There are some people who aren’t smart
so even if you did tip well
they’d spit based on their initial impression? How repulsive.
There are some people who aren’t smart
oooh maybe he won't freeze to death this winter
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
no they squirt out the "meat"
or worm-meal or sodium erthobate by-product .. whatever you want to call it …
There are some people who aren’t smart
i know what your saying
I would eat their beans if I had to
by southern oregon on Sep 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to like Taco Bell too
But I’ve had it twice in the past few years and dear lord did I feel crappy afterwards. That meat tastes good at first but then the little bits of meat-like-stuff gets in your teeth and it sits in your belly and you feel awful.
their meat is gross now
i will grab a bean burrito if I am desperate, but otherwise I’ve taken my business elsewhere.
Sorry T-Bell.
Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre
Burger King used to not sit well with me at all
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 30, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
still doesn't for me...I don't ever go there. or arby's.
panda express would have to be my fast food of choice.
Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre
and even that i can only handle once or twice a week
Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre
I keep a large can of cashews in my truck
Does that count as fast food?
by southern oregon on Sep 30, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
The grilled chicken sammich they got is good
The non-breaded kind.
But yeah, they are way different then when I was a kid. Burger King and their Whoppers were the BOMB DIGGETY. Tasted like an actual burger.
Last time I had it, it was all mushy and sub-McDonalds. Gross.
But, the non-breaded chicken BK Broiler or whatever it is called is good.
yea.. there's always that one tiny piece of grissle
that cannot be chewed but with a straw makes for an excellent projectile
There are some people who aren’t smart
Always thinking!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
That's the sour cream they use the caulking gun for
They use a weird elongated spoon/fork thingie to pick up beef etc.
Every Taco Bell I've seen squirts the meat out of gun
Taco Time uses a scoop …
There are some people who aren’t smart
Weird, I haven't seen that at Taco Bell in multiple states.
I wonder how they’d keep it warm. On the west coast, I see scooped out of one of the metal heated bins.
funny memory
back in HS we would all party out before greasing our guts at BK and one little prank we’d pull was to flick the burger pickles onto the windows. They’d stick real tight. Dang we was honery little pricks.
There are some people who aren’t smart
i go to Baja Fresh now...about the same price and 100x better
instead of getting 4 things at Taco Bell I can just get one thing at Baja that is actually good.
Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre
Do you have to be so literal?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Yes
I love chipotle, so when I went to the place thinking they’d at least have a chipotle sauce and did not, I decided to hate them.
Taco Bell has tacos
Chic-Fil-A has chicken
Burger King has burgers
Okay, just asking.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
i once came to you to be loved and i never got any
in fact, i didn’t even see a unicorn either.
Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre
yah, i've heard chipotle is even better
but i haven’t had a chance to try it yet.
Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre
Its way good, def check it out wehn you get the chance
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I really like Pepinos on 39th and Hawthorne, also I think Por Que No! has the best tacos in Portland.
by dario argento on Sep 30, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a garbage burrito at the roach coach on 50th and division the other day
Gordita’s, Gordito’s something like that. I learned a very important life lesson that day. As a general rule it is always best to avoid any food that includes the word ‘garbage’ in its title
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
What?! That cart has awesome tacos! It's always packed. Too bad about the burrito, I haven't had one there. I've become more of a taco guy lately.
by dario argento on Sep 30, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
The problem was less the quality of the food and more the quantity
there was just way too much going on in that thing for any one thing to stand out, so I immediately regretted my purchase. I will go back because I’ve heard nothing but great things, but as a rule ‘garbage’=/=food
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
rec.
it’s all about Chipotle and Qdoba for late night mexi-food down here.
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Taco Bell is particularly awesome if you love pooping.
by dario argento on Sep 30, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I met Mr. Bell of Taco Bell once
nice guy lives down in San Diego
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 30, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Its pretty sweet, except you can only play w the L*kers and Magic
They really beefed up the graphics. Oops to dwight over kobe are way fun
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Brothers Grimm with Matt Damon = WORST movie EVER
Knowing with Nic Cage a close second.
Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre
the whicker man
is a worse nic cage movie. ive never seen it but i have seen this montage of all the terrible scenes from it a ton of times and any movies with these scenes has to be the worst maybe ever
by phillyduck23 on Sep 30, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear Yahoo Sports
If you’re gonna write a story about an episode of the Ultimate Fighter, could you at least wait until it’s been aired on the west coast? I was hoping to watch Kimbo’s fight without knowing who won. Thanks.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
lol@you
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 30, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously...I'm a little pissed about that
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 1, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow, my girlfriend met the CFO of the blazers today at the UO
Apparently he needed help with the business school’s computers
Has the season started yet?
pic or it didn't happen
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sport is my boyfriend
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 30, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
THEY ARE SELLING OUT
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
So I am anticipating an exciting upcoming season for our young Trailblazers team.
They will be right in the thick of the mix if you ask me, yes right in the thick of the mix.
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
memo to NBA coach's
our bench can smoke your bench and our starters are better than yours
by southern oregon on Sep 30, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
gonna get me some
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so we've gone over red velvet and pink velvet
what is blue velvet?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
isn't that whiskey?
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
yes it is
Black velvet and that little boy’s smile
Black velvet with that slow southern style
A new religion that’ll bring ya to your knees
Black velvet if you please
Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day
by The Arkitect on Sep 30, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
only david lynch knows, ( and I'm not sure even he knows)
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
i think i see where you are going with this
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
hahahaha
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
what's the difference?
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
cold
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
necromantic
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Sort of like a blue Elvis piece of art
In Tijuana velvet
by southern oregon on Sep 30, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
kind of like a telefunken u47?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have to get an opinion from Mort before I can reply
by southern oregon on Sep 30, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe's Garage?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
yes but more importantly a line in a Frank Zappa song called "Crew Slut" from the album Joe's Garage
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahhhh
So THAT is why the references zipped over my head.
I do not know if I like Zappa or not. It seems like I should/would but I’ve never listened to him much.
DON’T BE MAD, BLENZER.
I bet you would, just based on your sense of humor
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
And I like alternative music
You know, like Lit, Matchbox 20, Aerosmith, stuff that is really out there.
whoa come back to planet earth will ya
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am born to be different!
I don’t mess with that top 40 garbage… I stick with the top ten. ONLY WINNER MUSIC FOR ME.
The band that does everything wrong vid
I pretty far out there,you would like it
by southern oregon on Sep 30, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Anybody seen the Michael Moore movie? Was it good?
(and for the love of Tom, don’t start a flame war over the guy. I just wanna know if the movie can wait ’til Netflix)
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
I fell into a burning ring of fire
I fell down down down and the flames just burned higher
and it burns burns burns the ring of fire
by June Carter
by southern oregon on Sep 30, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You will be..
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
your comebacks are just OFF today. can't think of anything better?
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Sep 30, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks morti!!!
I will <3 you forever!!!
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 30, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahahahahaha
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I'M GOING TO SLEEP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
dasvedanya
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 30, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Clooney, Spacey, Bridges, McGregor.....The Men Who Stare at Goats looks rad
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
Did you watch TUF?
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 30, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
(cooties=herpes)
BURN SHAKA LAKA
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 30, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 30, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
My lab isn’t meeting next Tuesday night… that means… BLAZER PRESEASON TIPOFF.
BOOYAH.
Let’s hope for a stream.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
Are they broadcasting pre season this year?
I dont seem to recall seeing a notice about it
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 30, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I will be at Lefty O'Doul's this weekend
any of you losers want to come hangout with me, you’re more than welcome. I’ll even let you buy me a beer or two.
333 Geary St
San Francisco, CA 94102
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 1, 2009 12:07 AM PDT reply actions
Cheikh Samb is taking his posterization skills to Real Madrid next season
Victor Claver approves
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
26 days 12 hours
and no new Junk today… I really thought the sun would come out today but it hasn’t.
calling out idoltime here
There are some people who aren’t smart
sheesh
do you even read the side bar?
and now I got to go and criticize haildablazer’s lack of a secret message, although the drawer<=>reward thing is cute. You could have used your position of esteem to propel good secret message practices. Tsk. Tsk.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I did read the side bar
I’m always at my worst before my morning java… asi es la vida
There are some people who aren’t smart
Just messing with you.
I read the side bar thrice wondering what medmelon was talking about; JDs that don’t say junk or a date confuse me every time.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I didn't read all 1600 comments
but worst movies for me:
Master of Disguise
8 Crazy Nights
Catwoman
Reno, Nevada is west of Los Angeles.
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