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Andre Miller's Hair is All Over the Place

Yesterday...

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Today... 

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(picture courtesy of Casey HoldahlBlazers.com Tweeter)

In case you're wondering Steve Blake's hair has remained steady and consistent.

Obviously we need names for both of these hairstyles.  Please help in the comments.

A report from the first day of training camp and some holdover Media Day notes coming later.

-- Ben (benjamin.golliver@gmail.com)

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The hair does not make the man.

Backcourt game - 24/7

by pxilpooshr on Sep 29, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Who let him do that?

Thats what i want to know.

Boo you Mike Stoops! Boo you!

by JBinO on Sep 29, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like he has young daughters for that second pick....

Love the first pic, too.. Man, he looks like Richard Prior when Prior was in his heavy drug use days… substitute the microphone for a spleef, and it’s 1980 all over again…

Blazers: RUN away with the title!

KP: Please don't trade the next decade's Scottie Pippen (Batum), Spanish Larry Bird (Rudy), Bill Russell (GO) or Captain BRoy - at least until they 3-peat..

by Visionary2 on Sep 29, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i believe its spilff

although spleef has a nice ring to it, and why does it look so damn smokey in the background? Didnt take Andre long to find the hookup?

by blazerfan80 on Sep 29, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it's Richard PRYOR

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Sep 29, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch...

The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out, burns out farms, and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.

"New Man Law: If you don't show up for the draft you don't get to come later if you're picked. If you believe in yourself, show up and sit there. If nobody else believes in you, take it and cry like a man...in front of the cameras."

-Dave

by faith on Sep 29, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

in the

“yesterday” pic he almost looks like a long haired Greg Oden. Just a thought.

by elkaholic84 on Sep 29, 2009 7:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Now I understand

This explains the Hersey Hawkins hiring…

by bamkapow on Sep 29, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing

yesterday, when Andre was miffed and surly? Time for Hersey to start earning his money

When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!

by two4larue on Sep 29, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even latrell sprewell thinks that over the top

cash rules everything around me CREAM get tha money dolla dolla bill yaaaaallll

by staceyaugmon4HOF on Sep 29, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Yesterday: ODB Today: 227

if you think this is over the top, you should check out the insanity on peopleofwalmart.com

by BrazenDrazen on Sep 29, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

That site is a complete crackup

in a really scary sort of way.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Sep 29, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW!

I think the first pic should become the STANDARD for all Blazers for 2 reasons.

1. A Blazer goes in for a dunk, he gets undercut, turns around – midair – lands on his head. But no problem. The doo acts like a spring, be bounces right back up, completely unaffected.

2. For defensive purposes…how hard is it going to be to see past that? It’s like Miller will be playing like a 7 footer.

Nice.

by BlazerNation on Sep 29, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

He needs to take it farther....

How about Oscar Gamble of the Cleveland Indians?

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Sep 29, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Richard Pryor and corn puffs. Either way it’s funny.

by GUnit on Sep 29, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Um,

I really think he needs to do the fro on one side and the little mini ponytails on the other. I obviously have no idea what to call them.

by vaderlikescheese on Sep 29, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I've been an advocate for Miller starting over Blake

But no more: Miller’s hair is far too unreliable. One thing a starting point guard must be is consistent. So put me down as a convert: Blake must start. The season depends on it.

P.S. Perhaps someone with Photoshop skills might offer Miller some hairstyling alternatives. Clearly he’s flailing about, searching for his “Blazer look.” How about it: let’s see Andre in a mohawk, crew-cut, slick-back, etc.

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Sep 29, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

HA

for a second there i thought this was real!

Nice Job

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Sep 29, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

We love and welcome you, Andre

But that photo is very funny.

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Sep 29, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

"They didn't like my interview at media day?"

“Obviously, I was just having a bad hair day. This is the real me.”

As author of Da BOM (Blazer Optimist Manifesto), I hereby certify that we will win 62 games in the regular season. Disagree at your peril.

by jscot on Sep 29, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

In the second photo he appears to be pregnant.

The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on Sep 29, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Andre needs to follow Greg and Sergio...


…and bring back the fauxhawk!

P.S. Somehow I always knew my first official BE post would be a photoshop of Andre Miller with a fauxhawk.

by cam503 on Sep 30, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

tee hee.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Sep 30, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see it as inconsistency. I see it as off the charts hair IQ

The first is called a “Lando Calrissian”

The second is called a “Candyland” or sometimes a “Porch Job”

BTW, Blake’s lid is called an “82nd rim” and has bench written all over it.

by cantdunk on Sep 29, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I like 'em both.

“Rock on freaky bro!” (Spongebob Squarepants quote)

by MattyDread on Sep 29, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Judging from yesterday

all this frivolity at his expense is gonna make him MAD!

by FrederickT1 on Sep 29, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Pinhead from Hellraiser

That’s clearly the look Andre was going for as inspires toughness.

by NWfan on Sep 29, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Tortoise and the Hair

I’d call that Whoahfro.Besides he isn’t concerned with his hair only his game..He isn’t that kind of a player.

by DowntownVinnie on Sep 29, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

First one is the Mars Volta

The second one is the Bjork but I can’t find anything on GIS where she looks like she does in my mind. Any help would be appreciated.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 29, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Dre's second hairstyle reminds me

of something I once saw at a high school girls soccer game.

by tingeyga on Sep 29, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

There's hasn't been so much Blazer fan hair-fixation

since the days of Rasheed’s bald spot

When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!

by two4larue on Sep 29, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

White spot, not bald spot.

I’d like to caption that top Andre photo, No thanks, I just had a Snickers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 29, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta be the "nipplehead"

"These are dreams that we have." --Rudolfo Fernandez

by bfan on Sep 29, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

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oh wow…

The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out, burns out farms, and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.

"New Man Law: If you don't show up for the draft you don't get to come later if you're picked. If you believe in yourself, show up and sit there. If nobody else believes in you, take it and cry like a man...in front of the cameras."

-Dave

by faith on Sep 29, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about

Old school (the mini-fro)
Netball (the ‘tight’ ’do)

by DonkeyShins on Sep 29, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Little Rascals??

I used to love it when Eddie Murphy portrayed that Little Rascals character (probably not PC to reference him) on SNL. With that fro, if Miller was wearing overalls, he’d be a spitting image. Ain’t that right Darla?

by oregon_fan on Sep 29, 2009 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Andre Miller...

He looks like a young Greg Oden!

"It’s tough," Martinez said. "This is my house. This is my home."
We'll miss you, Vic

by BLAZER_FAN_199 on Sep 30, 2009 6:12 AM PDT reply actions  

I did a quick skim and didn't see my names

1.) The Einstein.
2.) The Leia Zerg (or just The Zerg for short because it sounds cool, but everyone should know the princess is lurking)

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Sep 30, 2009 8:20 AM PDT reply actions  

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