Andre Miller's Hair is All Over the Place
by Ben Golliver on Sep 29, 2009 1:47 PM PDT
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Today...
(picture courtesy of Casey Holdahl, Blazers.com Tweeter)
In case you're wondering Steve Blake's hair has remained steady and consistent.
Obviously we need names for both of these hairstyles. Please help in the comments.
A report from the first day of training camp and some holdover Media Day notes coming later.
-- Ben (benjamin.golliver@gmail.com)
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Who let him do that?
Thats what i want to know.
Boo you Mike Stoops! Boo you!
Looks like he has young daughters for that second pick....
Love the first pic, too.. Man, he looks like Richard Prior when Prior was in his heavy drug use days… substitute the microphone for a spleef, and it’s 1980 all over again…
Blazers: RUN away with the title!
KP: Please don't trade the next decade's Scottie Pippen (Batum), Spanish Larry Bird (Rudy), Bill Russell (GO) or Captain BRoy - at least until they 3-peat..
i believe its spilff
although spleef has a nice ring to it, and why does it look so damn smokey in the background? Didnt take Andre long to find the hookup?
ouch...
The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out, burns out farms, and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
"New Man Law: If you don't show up for the draft you don't get to come later if you're picked. If you believe in yourself, show up and sit there. If nobody else believes in you, take it and cry like a man...in front of the cameras."
-Dave
in the
“yesterday” pic he almost looks like a long haired Greg Oden. Just a thought.
by elkaholic84 on Sep 29, 2009 7:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Now I understand
This explains the Hersey Hawkins hiring…
I was thinking the same thing
yesterday, when Andre was miffed and surly? Time for Hersey to start earning his money
When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
Even latrell sprewell thinks that over the top
cash rules everything around me CREAM get tha money dolla dolla bill yaaaaallll
by staceyaugmon4HOF on Sep 29, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions
the trending topics on twitter are somehow responsible for this.
blah blah blah blah lame comment - lame commenter
by Bandwagon Butcher on Sep 29, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions
Yesterday: ODB Today: 227
if you think this is over the top, you should check out the insanity on peopleofwalmart.com
That site is a complete crackup
in a really scary sort of way.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Sep 29, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW!
I think the first pic should become the STANDARD for all Blazers for 2 reasons.
1. A Blazer goes in for a dunk, he gets undercut, turns around – midair – lands on his head. But no problem. The doo acts like a spring, be bounces right back up, completely unaffected.
2. For defensive purposes…how hard is it going to be to see past that? It’s like Miller will be playing like a 7 footer.
Nice.
Darius Miles is not impressed by your 'fro
blah blah blah blah lame comment - lame commenter
by Bandwagon Butcher on Sep 29, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions
He needs to take it farther....
How about Oscar Gamble of the Cleveland Indians?
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Sep 29, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Um,
I really think he needs to do the fro on one side and the little mini ponytails on the other. I obviously have no idea what to call them.
by vaderlikescheese on Sep 29, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions
His new style looks verboten. The AIfro? Miller Puffs? Miller Rolls?
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
I think Andre is feeling a bit insecure.
Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
I've been an advocate for Miller starting over Blake
But no more: Miller’s hair is far too unreliable. One thing a starting point guard must be is consistent. So put me down as a convert: Blake must start. The season depends on it.
P.S. Perhaps someone with Photoshop skills might offer Miller some hairstyling alternatives. Clearly he’s flailing about, searching for his “Blazer look.” How about it: let’s see Andre in a mohawk, crew-cut, slick-back, etc.
"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla
HA
for a second there i thought this was real!
Nice Job
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Sep 29, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
We love and welcome you, Andre
But that photo is very funny.
"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla
a 55 year old homeless man is our $21 million point guard?
by PoliSam on Sep 29, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
"They didn't like my interview at media day?"
“Obviously, I was just having a bad hair day. This is the real me.”
As author of Da BOM (Blazer Optimist Manifesto), I hereby certify that we will win 62 games in the regular season. Disagree at your peril.
The good morning sleepy head and Lost a bet.
by tking503 on Sep 29, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I think Andre needs to follow Greg and Sergio...
…and bring back the fauxhawk!
P.S. Somehow I always knew my first official BE post would be a photoshop of Andre Miller with a fauxhawk.
by cam503 on Sep 30, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't see it as inconsistency. I see it as off the charts hair IQ
The first is called a “Lando Calrissian”
The second is called a “Candyland” or sometimes a “Porch Job”
BTW, Blake’s lid is called an “82nd rim” and has bench written all over it.
The first one is "Bubbles from The Wire"
As a friend of mine said
He also looks a bit like Eddy Curry in that second photo. Not good.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Pinhead from Hellraiser
That’s clearly the look Andre was going for as inspires toughness.
Tortoise and the Hair
I’d call that Whoahfro.Besides he isn’t concerned with his hair only his game..He isn’t that kind of a player.
First one is the Mars Volta
The second one is the Bjork but I can’t find anything on GIS where she looks like she does in my mind. Any help would be appreciated.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I want to buy Andre a raspberry beret
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 29, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
There's hasn't been so much Blazer fan hair-fixation
since the days of Rasheed’s bald spot
When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
Are you talking about his skunk hair?
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 29, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
White spot, not bald spot.
I’d like to caption that top Andre photo, No thanks, I just had a Snickers.
Gotta be the "nipplehead"
"These are dreams that we have." --Rudolfo Fernandez
by bfan on Sep 29, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
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oh wow…
The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out, burns out farms, and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
"New Man Law: If you don't show up for the draft you don't get to come later if you're picked. If you believe in yourself, show up and sit there. If nobody else believes in you, take it and cry like a man...in front of the cameras."
-Dave
Little Rascals??
I used to love it when Eddie Murphy portrayed that Little Rascals character (probably not PC to reference him) on SNL. With that fro, if Miller was wearing overalls, he’d be a spitting image. Ain’t that right Darla?
Andre Miller...
He looks like a young Greg Oden!
"It’s tough," Martinez said. "This is my house. This is my home."
We'll miss you, Vic
I did a quick skim and didn't see my names
1.) The Einstein.
2.) The Leia Zerg (or just The Zerg for short because it sounds cool, but everyone should know the princess is lurking)
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
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