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Junk Drawer 9/28 - I Hate Christmas

I hate Christmas. It is the worst holiday ever. I hate that is is in the winter. I hate that I have to fly to some cold place in an airport filled with jerks, on an airplane filled with sick people, to spend the day eating too much, and opening gifts that I don't want.

I hate spending the day with family when there is football and basketball on. I hate that I can't watch every game because of Christmas. I hate that I can't go to the Blazers game on Christmas because I have to spend that day with family.

I hate wasting vacation time on Christmas when I could use that time and money spent flying home, to do something fun.

I hate Christmas cards. I hate sending them and I hate getting one from someone that I forgot to send one too.

The same goes for Christmas gifts. It's no longer about giving someone something from the heart; it's about giving them something better than someone else gave them, or buying them exactly what they want because they'll just return your heartfelt crap.

I hate Christmas shopping.

I hate Christmas traffic.

I hate how everyone is pissy around the holidays.

I hate Christmas carols.

I hate that Christmas crap comes out in the stores around Halloween.

I hate Christmas decorations.

I hate when idiots on either side say a Christmas tree is a religious symbol.

I do like that you can rearrange the letters in "Santa" to spell, "Satan."