Does Kevin Pritchard Know How to Bake a Cake?
For over two years, Kevin Pritchard has told us that building the Trail Blazer’s team is a "process" and that it is similar to "baking a cake." Has anyone ever bothered to ask Pritchard if he has ever baked a cake? I personally do not know Pritchard that well, but I do not imagine he spends a lot of his free time in the kitchen.
I am not much of a cook, if I cannot make it into a sandwich or cook everything in one pan, because I hate doing dishes, then I do not bother. Baking on the other hand is a different story. I find it relaxing and although I do not bake very often, I am pretty good at it. Over my years of baking breads, cookies, cakes, and the like, the only thing I really messed up were some muffins. The recipe called for some berries and I used frozen berries with too much ice on them, which caused the muffins to come out so dense that many of them collapsed into themselves and became black holes. A few of the black holes muffins are now with the Grizzlies.
My wife is a great cook but has trouble baking because she likes to eyeball the ingredients. I, on the other hand, am kind of anal retentive and measure everything precisely. My wife is normally responsible for bringing in a cake to work for her coworker's birthdays, and I normally bake them for her. We even have a round cake caddy, so I normally bake the cakes in two nine inch pans and make a stacked cake.
If I am in a rush, I will bake a cake from a box mixed, but I prefer to mix and bake the cake from scratch. My favorite recipe is a Betty Crocker carrot cake. I follow the recipe almost exactly, except I do not include the walnuts, because it seems like there is always someone who is allergic to nuts.
A cake out of the box is very simple, just a few steps that involve preheating the oven, greasing the pan, mixing the box with an egg or two, some oil, and water. Then you bake the cake, take it out of the oven, let it cool, and then frost it.
Making a cake from scratch take a little more work, but it is not overwhelming. I will assume that when Pritchard uses the cake analogy, he is talking about a cake from scratch. Here is my bare bones explanation of baking a cake.
1. Find a recipe
2. Collect the ingredients
3. Preheat the oven
4. Grease and flour the cake pan or pans
5. Mix the cake ingredients
6. Pour the cake mix into a pan
7. Put the cake in the oven
8. Bake the cake for 30-45 minutes depending on the pans and other factors
9. Remove the cake from the oven and let it cool 10 minutes
10. Remove the cake from the pan and cool the cake on a wire rack
11. Mix the frosting ingredients
12. Frost the cake, if it is a double-decker cake, then frost one of the cakes round side up
13. With a double-decker, place the second cake on the frosted cake, round side down, then frost it as well
14. Decorate the cake
There you have it, fourteen steps that could easily be trimmed back to ten. Now that we all know about cake baking, it is time to ask the questions that really matter.
- Does Kevin Pritchard have any experience baking a cake?
- If the Blazers are a cake, what is the step they are currently on?
- Regarding the last step of decorating the cake, is that winning a championship or winning multiple championships?
- Is eating the cake a step, and if so, would that be the parade?
- Is there a conspiracy in the media to cover up Pritchard’s poor cake baking skills?
- Can Pritchard bake a cake that is worth eating?
- Would the media eat the cake?
These are all questions that deserve answers and they also bring another question to light.
Why hasn’t the media address Pritchard’s baking ability?
All these questions deserve answers, yet the Portland media gave Pritchard a free pass at the last media day. Will one of them step up and ask the tough questions that need asked, or will they instead write another fluff piece on the fifteenth roster spot? I would like to read your thoughts on the matter.
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The cake is a lie
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 27, 2009 10:02 AM PDT reply actions 9 recs
rec for the portal reference
take 2…
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
by dyshooter182 on Sep 27, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
There was totally a cake
And even my buddy the Companion Cube showed up!
hugs Companion Cube and whispers “I swear I won’t kill you again!”
Joel Freeland=Stud
by hightide on Sep 27, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can we nickname Juwan Howard "The companion cube"? Or Jarron Collins if he gets taken?
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 27, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KP ditched the nuts, too.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
by timbo on Sep 27, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But not the crumbs.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 27, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m doing science and I’m still alive.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
by TheTinfoil on Sep 27, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec. 'cause it's tom.
I’ll read it now.
*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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by staylost on Sep 27, 2009 10:06 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
rec for the Portal reference
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
by dyshooter182 on Sep 27, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow how did I miss the comment entirely....
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
by dyshooter182 on Sep 27, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like your questions that really matter.
Point four is especially poignant and ponderous. I personally think that Kevin Pritchard has baked a cake. But it was probably a box mix.
μὴ φοβοῦ, μόνον πίστευε.
by T Darkstar on Sep 27, 2009 10:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Point four is where TiH has his cake and eats it too
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Sep 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank You...
….for an informative post involving Cakes and KP’s Cake analogy that avoided mentioning anything about cakes being left out in the rain.
"Mother Nature started this fight, I think it's about time we ended it!"
by Krang on Sep 27, 2009 10:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess I'm allergic to nuts
Some of them seem to think that the most important step is to trade away a bunch of your ingredients, which you carefully selected because they go together so well, for some other “magical” ingredient that is somehow supposed to make the cake a prize-winner.
Rec’d
by CatMan2 on Sep 27, 2009 10:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would trade away some chocolate cake ingredients if that would bring me some marzipan
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 27, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I take it you probably would not agree to Quagmire's cureall of ...
… dragging his nutsack over your face?
hakkaa päälle !
by timg56 on Sep 30, 2009 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow we have pizza on the main page & cake here
Excuse me I have to go eat, back later.
"BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US"
- Benjamin Franklin-
by We-B-Dunkin on Sep 27, 2009 11:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think Dwight Jaynes has ever passed up an offer of cake
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 27, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
why not this?

Note: This proves Ime will be on the team for our second championship because the guy under the hoop is wearing number 5 and there is a number two on the cake.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
by idoltime on Sep 27, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh right - that's a great tan
I just assumed Rudy wouldn’t possibly be on the team by then because I’ve read comments on Blazer Sedge that told me he won’t be content playing behind Roy forever.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
by idoltime on Sep 27, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard KP made a cake once
But it was an upside down cake, so now I’m worried. What if he only knows how to make upside down cakes? What does that mean for the Blazers?
Joel Freeland=Stud
by hightide on Sep 27, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We have frosted the first layer and stacked the second layer
on top. Now we’re getting ready to frost the whole cake. That will take a little time if we want it to be beautiful. You have to make sure to get rid of all the loose crumbs first (I won’t go there right now but we all know the gameday threads are rife with loose crumbs). We must remember to frost the sides of the cake before frosting the top. Once the cake is frosted we can start decorating it for years to come.
I hate marzipan. I hate discussing marzipan in the sidebar. Marzipan is too dense and thick. Yucky.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 27, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
For what it's worth
I’ve heard vodka helps control the crumbs. Read into that what you will
I wish I spent more time playing catch with you and less time training my body and mind to kill you...
by 1badbadger on Sep 27, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nuts
“except I do not include the walnuts” – that’s a good thing, an excellent thing, for whatever reason. There oughta be a law. Nuts belong in a cake about as much as they belong in ice cream – like, uh, not at all.
Good thing Pritch got rid of all the nuts before trying to bake this cake.
Duct tape makes you smart.
by TTRocks on Sep 27, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's got to realize the Outlaw-egg has salmonella
He needs to make this cake dairy-free or we’re all going to be spending a lot of time on the toilet.
I hope KP can get a clue from some hippy Portlanders and get rid of the Outlaw-egg.
by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 27, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Eggs are not a dairy product
True story. Look it up.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 28, 2009 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
If you've got 6-7 extra pears...
Here’s an excellent recipe for PEAR CAKE
4 cups diced fresh pears
2 cups sugar
1/2 cup oil
2 well beaten eggs
2 tsp. baking soda
2 tsp. cinnamon
1 tsp. salt
2 and 3/4 cup flour
Mix
bake in 9×12 pan at 350 for 1 hour
When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
by two4larue on Sep 27, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KP mixes up the batter in the summer
and leaves the “cake” in the oven during the fall-winter-spring
(but it left a bad taste in my mouth, the last week of April)
When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
by two4larue on Sep 27, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm an eyeball the ingredients kind of baker myself
90% of the time it works out just fine.
by Section323 on Sep 27, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
90% would be 73.8 regular season wins
I’ll settle for 73. It would also mean we lose, at most, 2 playoff games.
"if Nate has Roy or Miller in the game at all times, that stagnation will turn into conflagration" -- two4larue
by jscot on Sep 28, 2009 3:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The way KP is going, maybe he's making a tort
You pack a tort with all sorts of fruits and nuts and if there’s room enough maybe just enough of cake batter to hold it together. That’s what Trader Bob did.
They both follow these strategies of Plan Tort:
1. Pick the tastiest ingredient available regardless of fit.
2. Never say no to another one.
3. If it doesn’t work, spread fancy icing on it.
KP says he gets the players and its Nate’s job to make the mix work. Does that make Nate the baker and KP the guy who stocks the pantry?
by LaoTzu on Sep 27, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait - isn't a tort what he suggested to the rest of the league if signing Miles?
Tort: A wrongful act, whether intentional or negligent, which causes an injury and can be remedied at civil law, usually through awarding damages. …
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tort
by lee3022 on Sep 27, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this a "wrongful act" ???
only if you have high cholesteral…

by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 27, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Attention dyshooter182 (and a shout-out to a few kindred spirits)
I’m writing this down here rather than in reply to you above since it’s remotely possible that one of the moderators will decide this thread is better off without the particular comment I wish to address, and I don’t want what I’m now writing to go away too quickly.
First, let me say that while I did find your comment to be mildly offensive, I don’t believe that you meant it that way. You were just expressing your distaste for what you guessed was my point of view. Fine.
However, you might not have said what you said if you knew my mother. She is going to be 100 years old this Thanksgiving. In her long life she has accomplished a great deal, not least the raising of three boys. But reaching her age is, itself, a great achievement. I don’t know if you’re around 12 years old or your sense of humor was merely arrested at that stage, but perhaps someday, if you’re lucky, you may appreciate was I’m saying.
Now, I have to admit that as criticism your remark is probably as cogent as any other in the kinds of discussions we’ve been having here on Blazers Edge. In fact, it is a rather reasonable response to what I have to say. I believe this is true because I really only have one thing to say, and I’ve said it, and I keep on saying it, and — let’s face it — it’s probably pretty boring for you and perhaps many others on this blog.
In case anybody was wondering: I think the Blazers have a great team that only needs seasoning and, of course, the good luck to avoid catastrophic injuries, in order to win a championship.
It seems to me that Blazers Edge, though generally more diverse and “civilized” than most other online fora, naturally encourages a more skeptical view of the team. After all, if I believe everything’s rosy, what else is there to say? And yet, we all want to, or maybe need to say something anyhow.
Well, I don’t know how much more I am willing to go on saying the same boring thing over and over. If you don’t see me around here too often, at least know that I will be watching and listening to and cheering on the Blazers this season and beyond.
Toodles
by CatMan2 on Sep 27, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
RAGE!!!!!!!
for a yo momma joke.
Priceless.
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 27, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
See, this illustrates how futile it can be trying to communicate here.
It’s difficult to clearly express an opinion, let alone emotions. Rage is not a word that describes my current state of mind. The words I would use are “somewhat annoyed”. What annoys me, primarily, is the difficulty of communicating. Secondly, it is the incessant babble of people who want to trade the Blazers’ young talent, or who continue to criticize players for being concerned with their own careers, etc. Third, it is trolls and other harder-to-categorize people whose reasons for posting what they do are not benign. Partly because of such considerations, but for other reasons besides, I’m increasingly feeling that it would be good to spend my time on more interesting and important things, of which there’s no shortage.
I don’t see this little exchange as being very important. It merely provided a convenient context in which to say I’m tired of this. It’s just not very satisfying. I love the Blazers. I’m amused by what a lot of you folks write. I think some of you would be fun people to hang out with if I were younger, lived near Portland, and wasn’t busy juggling the responsibilities of work, school, marriage — and — taking care of my mom.
Good night.
by CatMan2 on Sep 27, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Hey, CatMan
I don’t see this little exchange as being very important.
For what it’s worth, it is far more important than how many games a basketball team wins. It deals with how people are going to respond to one another, which reaches a lot further in personal lives than a basketball game.
Personal relationships, and how we respond to one another, make the difference in whether families stay close, friendships hold together, neighbors get along, etc.
Interpersonal relationships destroy lives, and literally save lives. Bedge is about basketball, but it is also about people, a community. How we interact is a tiny slice of real life, but it is more real than the boxscores and the standings. We may have fun together, we may disagree, we may even insult one another. How we do it, and when we do it, is very important. If a person can’t function well in this kind of community, they’ll struggle in real life. If they learn lessons here, it will help them in real life.
Take care, friend.
"if Nate has Roy or Miller in the game at all times, that stagnation will turn into conflagration" -- two4larue
by jscot on Sep 28, 2009 3:45 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
rules to post by
no surprise, but well-said
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Sep 28, 2009 4:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stick a sock in it Bloated Marvin.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 27, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
To defend Catman2
I understand the joke was likely just a nonsensical, “meaningless” joke that wasn’t intended to harm and was, most likely, just being silly.
BUT, if you don’t know someone, you can’t expect the other person to get or be happy about that sort of joke. Ya just gotta know the person a little bit before doin’ stuff like that. Without building a relationship with the poster and doing a joke like that, you’re more likely to insult them.
Just… try to know the person before engaging in jocularity that is based around mock-insults. Ya know? I can’t blame Catman2 for being slightly annoyed with someone he doesn’t know responding with a “yo momma” joke.
Morty, not trying to scold, but trying to help ease the tension.
by Mortimer on Sep 27, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
You're right. That guy is probably 12. I really hope you don't go away.
Your comments are ones that I always read. I, and many others, will miss you if you go. We “homers” have to stick together.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 27, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Come on Ann.
It’s great to stand up for someone, but don’t insult dyshooter while doing so.
Love.
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Sep 28, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
can somebody take a screen shot of this
and submit it to www.passiveaggressivenotes.com ???
please!?!?!?!?
by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 27, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't seem to be able to distinguish between
passive aggression and someone trying to make reasonable comments to something they take exception to while trying to explain their reasons. At no time did Catman make hostile comments. There’s nothing wrong with being civil.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 27, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
was this passive aggressive???
please!?!?!?!?
by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 27, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks for your trusty opinion on this matter annthefan. i didn’t realize his mom was so old. sorry.
by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 27, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think you are tominrehab
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
by TheTinfoil on Sep 27, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
It crossed my mind.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 27, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i follow what he's saying
it’s just when he gets to this part that it becomes a tad bit passive aggressive:
In case anybody was wondering: I think the Blazers have a great team that only needs seasoning and, of course, the good luck to avoid catastrophic injuries, in order to win a championship.
and then this seals the deal for passive aggresiveness:
Well, I don’t know how much more I am willing to go on saying the same boring thing over and over. If you don’t see me around here too often, at least know that I will be watching and listening to and cheering on the Blazers this season and beyond.
Toodles
as far as the original point of the post, i get it. people should be more careful when joking with others, because their joke may not be funny to somebody they do not know and whose life they do not understand.
by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 28, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the one that caused me to think TiR is back.
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/9/24/1053873/keeping-your-heads-up#21753240
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 28, 2009 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey CatMan2, my apologies.
Yes, I understand that I didn’t exactly make the most intelligent comment. However, I hope you understand that I’m not a troll. I love Blazersedge, and I love all the people here (except for Dave and Ben). I’m mostly a lurker and make the occasional comment, but I do try my best to be an intelligent member. I’m seventeen; as a result, most of my life revolves around “that’s what she said” and “your mom.” Jokes aside, I never meant to offend you or your mother. I wasn’t trying to instigate any discomfort or anger but merely another humorous response. No, I didn’t “express distaste to your point of view.” To be perfectly honest, I only read the tagline to your post and immediately associated nuts with a perverted comment. I guess that is an excellent example of trolling, so I am sorry.
Please take into consideration that you also don’t know me just as how I don’t know you. I made the mistake of assuming that you would be fine with my comment, but I think you made an assumption that I was trying to offend you. As for the other posters, I understand a many prominent posters such as tominhawaii and mortimer make the same humorous comments to supplement their more serious stuff. Does that mean that they’re twelve as well? Obviously not. I know a lot of people justify that because they’re more prominent than me, but it’s not fair for you guys to assume that my playful comment designates me as a troll and just a twelve year old. Please have an open mind and be accepting as possible. I was merely attempting to be funny, which I just learned I suck at. Maybe I did cross the line, but it was never my intent. I’m sure we can find a middle ground.
I go onto Blazersedge looking for the same things that everyone here looks for: a thoughtful community, good analysis, fun, and most importantly Blazermania. I’ve visited this site for the past three years, and I hope to stay. As a whole, I hope we can both agree that Blazersedge rocks, and I sincerely hope that you continue to be an active member.
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
by dyshooter182 on Sep 28, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions 13 recs
REC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 28, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much sums it up
A stupid and pointless joke with a big misunderstanding. It wasn’t a form of criticism or even thought, just some mindless humor that often happens in the off topic threads, gameday threads, and occasionally elsewhere. This wasn’t exactly the intelligent discussion thread in the first place.
by amitp06 on Sep 28, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this thread posed a serious question
by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 28, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed
The differences between generations and communication that is completely text based.
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
by dyshooter182 on Sep 28, 2009 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
some differences are not completely text based
if you believe in public polling numbers, older people are on average more racist and homophobic. they are also probably better at saving money and not using swear words. some good, some bad.
by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 28, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not to generalize too much.
hakkaa päälle !
by timg56 on Sep 30, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
These things happen, Dyshooter
It can be tough to know what is intended with jokes, and I’ve gotten in trouble plenty of times with silly stuff that didn’t come across right, or came across right and was just taken wrong.
This is one of the best things about Blazers Edge… we can have an argument/misunderstanding, but still be able to explain ourselves and hopefully resolve the issue and remain friends (not to speak for Catman2 of course).
These sort of things can happen from misunderstandings, different senses of humor (or plain just not liking a joke), lack of vocal inflection in text, etc. I know over in the Junk Drawer we get in the habit of doing silly jokes that often don’t mean anything, so I’m sure you didn’t “mean” anything by it.
Still, I get why Catman2 would be bugged by it, and I’m glad you wrote what you wrote, Dyshooter.
Morty
by Mortimer on Sep 28, 2009 2:33 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
that's not what your mother said last night, Trebek!
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
by cloudydays on Sep 28, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice response, dyshooter
The problem is that too often, the damage is done.
Don’t get me wrong, I do it, too. Something meant to be in fun, but it does damage.
As time goes by, if you try to learn, you learn more and more the kinds of things that do damage, and you get more and more careful about where and when you do those things.
When I was in university, I had a black roommate. He always called me Honky and WASP, and I called him the N word. We had fun with it. He probably called himself that a lot more times than I did. But when he’d call me a Honky, I’d always argue that he was wrong, I was a WASP.
But we had an unspoken agreement that we didn’t do that to each other in public.
You have to know your audience, and on the Internet your audience includes a lot of different people. Your first audience is the person to whom you respond, but it goes far beyond that as well.
Now, I probably wouldn’t respond the same way to my roommate. I realize now that you might be overheard. He wouldn’t be the same, either. As you get older, you tend to get more cautious about these things, because you get burned.
I understand why Catman thought you might be 12, if he didn’t know you from your other posts. If you were 47 instead of 17, you probably wouldn’t have posted that unless you were absolutely sure of your audience. When it comes right down to it, in that one comment, you were acting like a 12 year old. Fortunately, you are much more than that, and your response shows more maturity than a lot of older people exhibit.
I suppose it all comes down to this — if we learn from our mistakes, and the mistakes of others, we make progress. If we handle those mistakes well when we make them, as you have here, we usually make even more progress.
All the best to you, and thank you for a good reply.
"if Nate has Roy or Miller in the game at all times, that stagnation will turn into conflagration" -- two4larue
by jscot on Sep 28, 2009 3:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well said
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Sep 28, 2009 4:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't suck at being funny. It coulda been funny in a different context.
Like Mortimer said above. Just make sure you have an understanding with someone before telling a joke like that.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 28, 2009 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd
A-hem…. I guess I was a bit grumpy yesterday. Thanks for your classy apology, though none should’ve been needed under the circumstances. On the other hand, I did snipe at you with the 12-year-old remark. It was uncalled for, and I’m sorry.
I wasn’t really bent out of shape by what you wrote. As I hinted above, I’ve been struggling to figure out what it is I want to get out of Blazers Edge, and for a guy like me, who really does think things couldn’t be better with the team, there’s not very much I can contribute that would interest most people.
I’ve quit getting involved in political or religious flame wars discussions and since we’ve had the moderators I don’t bother feeding rebuking the trolls. Maybe I should just avoid talking about basketball, too. Lessee, what would that leave? Hmm…. Cake recipes? Your momma jokes? I’ll have to think of something.
Take care
by CatMan2 on Sep 28, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
REC! Another classy gentleman.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You forgot to rec him
I did it for you.
(Haven’t we been here before?)
"if Nate has Roy or Miller in the game at all times, that stagnation will turn into conflagration" -- two4larue
by jscot on Sep 29, 2009 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well said.
And for what it’s worth, people can make jokes about my mom all they want.
For one, I know they aren’t true.
And for another, she’s been dead for many years and is past caring about such mundane stuff.
(In case you needed a third – she’s also much closer to God and therefore better positioned to whisper a comment in his ear, if one is warranted. Therefore nothing is required on my part.)
hakkaa päälle !
by timg56 on Sep 30, 2009 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sure hope this is a joke
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
by pualo on Sep 28, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because CatMan2 is way out there otherwise
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
by pualo on Sep 28, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One more time, with feelin'
Hey Pualo,
I have been trying, but not doing a great job of explaining, that it wasn’t so much the response I got to my comment that was bothering me, but other things about the blog and what I am giving to it or getting out of it.
Not going to rehash it all again, but I hope that I’m starting to make some sense.
by CatMan2 on Sep 28, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My problem with the whole cake thing
revolves around veteran acquisitions. I mean, to you really want ingredients that have been around 10 to 15 years? Doesn’t sound too tasty
I wish I spent more time playing catch with you and less time training my body and mind to kill you...
by 1badbadger on Sep 27, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Twinkies have a shelf life of 20 years.
by MiledAnimal on Sep 27, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha!
Twinkies have an INFINITE shelf life.
I have never heard of a twinkie that ever spoiled……..they just take on new flavors. ;-)
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Sep 28, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I worked as a cashier at a 24 hour mini-mart
The Hostess people come every week and change everything out. Twinkies actually spoil pretty fast… as fast as any other cake does. They’re just sponge cake and gross filling, after all.
Hostess was pretty strict about making sure everything was fresh. And that stuff doesn’t just go to another mini-mart; it goes to a expired Hostess treats discount store where you can get any of the things they sell for super cheap because it has (or is about to) expire. We used to go to one as a kid in central Oregon.
When I see injustice, I must act to defend the honor of those being injusticeded. Your words wound Twinkies and their honorable makers, Hostess, and I hope you learn more about mass-produced pastry items before you speak on a NBA blog again.
Twinkie the Kid says, “Miled, please remember your words have meaning and you’ve hurt me but I forgive you”.

Mortimer
by Mortimer on Sep 28, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
The media will eat the cake
solely on the basis of ‘cake’.
It wasn't the first time I'd been kicked in the cherries and called a rat by a woman, but it was the first time I didn't mind.
by shenanigans on Sep 27, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They like free stuff
We offer free nice stories and good players for all reporters to enjoy for free!
M—
by Mortimer on Sep 27, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You didn't get your cake?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 28, 2009 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I THINK YOUR BAKED!!!!!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING SOME OF THAT MAUI WOWIE!!!! PUT DOWN THE BONG AND STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER!!!!!
by kaisersoze on Sep 27, 2009 11:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PRESS THE BUTTON UNDER TAB!!!!!!!!
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Sep 28, 2009 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tom is right
The media are a bunch of cakemake ability-hiding basterds. They don’t want us to know the truth and they are doing everything in their tiny little minds from finding out whether or not/maybe/possibly so that K.P. is or is not a legitimate cakestructerer.
I hate the media.
Honor Alaa Abdelnaby.
First in the NBA. At least alphabetically
by OhOhOden on Sep 28, 2009 6:35 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Exactly
It has to be a conspiracy or cover up, otherwise someone would have asked KP about cake baking years ago.
by tominhawaii on Sep 28, 2009 6:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No he does not
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sport is my boyfriend
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 28, 2009 9:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why, because he's a MAN?
Some of the world’s foremost experts on cake making are MEN, Sophia… Betty Crocker isn’t even REAL.
Uncle Morty
by Mortimer on Sep 28, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, Morty
We must confront sexism whenever it rears its ugly head. You told her. Well done.
"if Nate has Roy or Miller in the game at all times, that stagnation will turn into conflagration" -- two4larue
by jscot on Sep 28, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 28, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who let women on this blog, anyway?
"if Nate has Roy or Miller in the game at all times, that stagnation will turn into conflagration" -- two4larue
by jscot on Sep 29, 2009 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Like Duff from guns n rosesAce of Cakes!
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
by idoltime on Sep 28, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I made a chocolate cake last night
from scratch, and since I had guests, I even followed the recipe and used measuring spoons.
The cake kicked butt, and today I had some for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (should I have admitted that?)
If the Blazers are as good as that cake, it’ll be a fun season.
by Section323 on Sep 28, 2009 10:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
"we think dad is great, he gives us chocolate cake"
about the only thing I remember from the Cosby show, other than the Stevie Wonder episode
When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
by two4larue on Sep 28, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baking is for women.
Real men cook.
hakkaa päälle !
by timg56 on Sep 30, 2009 8:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You just don't understand science
by tominhawaii on Sep 30, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nor was Bob Whitsett
a chemistry major
by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 30, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is why I teach it.
But only on a part time basis.
hakkaa päälle !
by timg56 on Sep 30, 2009 12:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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