Sasha gets a trim.

No!

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Since when does getting a haircut improve your basketball skills?

by Roybot on Sep 26, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions

In Soviet Russia, hair cuts Machine!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 26, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs

In Soviet Russia, joke ruins you!!!

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.—Dune

Just because I value rebounds and shooting efficiency doesn't mean I want to argue with you for hours about Wages of Wins.

by Muad'Dib on Sep 26, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Won't work, Dirk also plays better with longer hair

The power is in the hair. Like with a rasta. But I liked the quote “I think Sasha played with his hair more than he played on the court” by Jackson.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 26, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions

Philip had a big bushy perm, back when he played for the Knicks

Steve Nash won MVPs after getting his hair cut

And in Blazer history, Bill Walton finally stayed healthy for 18 months, after he “transitioned” to his self-described “wash and wear” hairdo—and what a glorious 18 months it was!

(but as far as Sasha goes, his long hair was like Samson’s. All of his superhuman strength is lying down there on the barbershop floor)

When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!

by two4larue on Sep 26, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions

It only disguised the most over rated player in LA

by oregonslee on Sep 26, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

Bynum?

*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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by staylost on Sep 26, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

I really don't think anybody thinks the Machine is good enough to be over rated.

Even LA fans.

"Ain't nothin' in this world for free."

by Arby on Sep 26, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Yea...

Even for all the LA fans I know, he makes them upset when he’s put in the game.

*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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by staylost on Sep 26, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

thats an indirect way of saying

that hair looks ugly on u mofo

"shaq and zach randolph have the same trainer... "

best one liner i ever heard.

by bowdown on Sep 26, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions

I don't think a haircut is gonna make his crappy game any better

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Sep 26, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions