9/26 junk drawer re: your face
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 9:12 AM PDT
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So I have noticed a trend lately, one that promises to take away all that is good and fun from our clever little junk drawers, and replace them with pedestrian mediocrity and a complete and total lack of spontaneity. This trend that I speak of follows the known phenomena whereas something clever and indy goes all mainstream and loses all of the shine that made it attractive in the first place. The subject of this trend? YOUR FACE! This is becoming a part of the lexicon for too large a segment of the population. The masses are gathering to steal away our beloved and endearing burn! We cannot allow this to happen. I'm not suggesting that we somehow go after the perpetrators of this injustice, (they're everywhere, they could be your friends, your neighbors, your family, maybe even YOUR FACE!). What I am suggesting is we come up with some new, more creative burns that couldn't possibly be known to the brainless mob, that exists out there in the world we used to know before we decided it was much better for us to spend our time showing each other how sharp and witty we are here in the land of make believe. So here's one to get us started: instead of replying "Your Face!" to something we may want to act like we object too, we say "You Suck", no wait I think Sandler has the market cornered on that one. Oh geez, umm, umm I'm thinking, Oh I got it "Your FACE", CRUD! I think it may be too late for me, maybe I'm trying too hard, I don't know. This must be what addiction feels like, it's just so natural for me to fall back on your face, I can't imagine a world without YOUR FACE! Dang main stream! Why do you destroy everything we love, with your STUPID FACE!
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"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 26, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Neat ...Mike Barrett just approved my friend request
we are best friends now….boy is he lucky
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
you talking to yourself again?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
we'll I ain't talking to you !!!
(how was that for an alternate burn??)
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 26, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I need some salve
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 11:19 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
that has potential
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Sup everyone, on my way to the duck game
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
by Slickrex on Sep 26, 2009 10:08 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
95.5 FM
has the Smokey Report on, listing all the active police speed traps on the way to Eugene/Corvallis. Kind of funny actually.
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Your face is
Nugatory!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I read that as “Your Clinique” at first
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by The Arkitect on Sep 26, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
No… I’m a maybelline kind of guy
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by The Arkitect on Sep 26, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I know… I like the cheap look
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by The Arkitect on Sep 26, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
No, the makeup comes out on my time… I heard it’s what the ladies love
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by The Arkitect on Sep 26, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
no, I do that for free… I believe in Volunteerism
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by The Arkitect on Sep 26, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I like "You're a [insert any noun from the last sentence the person in question just said].
Regardless of the sensiness.
YOU’RE A CLIQUE!
I have to vote tomorrow in my current residence in Germany, I think I will use this nifty tool to decide
Wahl-o-mat (English version) where you can say if you agree or disagree with certain political statements or important topics (or rather unimportant ones). It then tells you which party’s program is most in agreement with you.
It won’t change much anyway, chancellor Merkel of the Christian Democratic Union (CDU, somewhat comparable to the Republicans) will remain the same unless there are some massive last-minute movements which is highly unlikely and/or the 3 social democratic/green/leftist parties would form a coalition which has never happened on the federal level. Brief political history: Germany was governed for 16 years by the CDU under Kohl in coalition with a liberal party (FDP) from the early 80s to the mid-90s incl. reunification, then people were fed up with him and elected the social democrats (SPD under Schroeder, comparable to the Democrats in the US) in a coalition with the Green party that had split up in the 70s when they were anti-establishment and anti-nuclear. Then people were fed up with his reforms because he wasn’t as social as the party used to be and cut into welfare programs to cut the budget deficit. Because a large number didn’t know who to elect it was very close and no wing had a majority. So they formed a so-called Grand Coaliton between CDU with a slight advantage and SPD as the junior partner hoping for major reforms because such a majority would be able to make e.g. constitutional changes. Unfortunately that also bombed, and now people are fed up with politics in general and the economy in particular and no exciting politicians a la Obama available. The available top politicians look ugly and either scream at each other or talk so boring that you fall asleep (apart from this one, but she is only a relatively unimportant Secretary of Family Affairs, Senior Citizens, Women and Youth. Might become a German Hillary in the future). Another left wing party has split up from the SPD (Linke = The Left), which is a crude mix between members of the former governing party of East Germany, neo-communists, and dissatisfied union members that is anti-war, anti-business, anti-everything. It’s pretty stupid because the SPD and Linke hate each other, but the more left-wing party is more popular in the east making it pretty much impossible for them to ever get back to power unless they form a coalition or in the end re-unite. That has happened at the state level, but out of principle they won’t do it for the whole country. So the most likely outcome is back to the start with a CDU + liberal party coalition, with the only added funny change that the junior partner traditionally gets the Secretary of State position, and the head of the liberal party FDP is now openly gay and I would love to see him bring along his friend to official state visits and the dumb look on the face of some heads of state in the world. Or another Grand Coalition with major politicians hating on each other publicly and privately, and in 2 years they will split up and demand a re-election or something like that. It’s a mess.
24 parties in total, but only the 5 I mentioned are relevant (> 5% of total votes which is the minimum to get into the parliament/house of representatives) and most of the other ones vary between crazy right wing and left wing groups and completely weird parties. Or I vote for the Pirate Party that got some representation in Scandinavia and the European parliament because they represent some topics that resonate with young people. Arrrrr.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
I think we should send you Rush Limbacile, Sean Inshannity
and Glenn Peckless. They would set you right (pun intended) in no time. Angela would love them!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I don’t think there is anything close to those on German TV, much less with such an influence. I have seen one guy who tries to be a bit like that, but he is an important member of the Jewish community and politically aligned with the liberal party. Germany also only got TV duels between major candidates the first time in 1998, and they aren’t that important to influence people’s opinion. I have only watched excerpts from the ones this year.
People really care about some issues that seem petty. The largest scandal leading up to the election was if a Secretary of Health was allowed to use her car and driver paid for by the government/the tax payers on holiday in Spain. Big deal, I’m more worried that she is unable to reform health care.
Germany also has a “Republican Party” though this party is not very Christian or conservative, just plain old neo-nazis. Luckily from what I have learned they along with the other 2 major right wing parties NPD and DVU are not politically relevant at all despite what one might hear abroad. Every now and then one of them jumps into a state parliament, self-destructs because the representatives get nothing done and want to pocket all benefits they can get, and gets booted out again 4 years later. Most recently in Saxony the NPD, a party that has about 5000 active members. Too many, but still just a nuisance in the political spectrum.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
That was interesting
As disgusted as I am with the two party system in the US, I’m not sure I’d like that much political chaos. At least all top five parties agreed with “The type of democracy German has is the best form of government there is” (even though that’s surely debatable). I wouldn’t be a happy camper in Germany if the CDU dominates — I disagreed with almost every single one of their political stances. At least the ones that I knew enough about to have an opinion.
Is the autobahn speed limit really a burning issue? What’s the Pirate Party’s stand on that?
Lol, I think you can best explain that as the German equivalent to gun laws. Nobody is allowed to own guns, but the free choice of your driving speed on the highway is the inalienable right of a free citizen. In reality there are construction sites every few miles, people want to save gas too, and if you have an accident at a speed above 130 km/h (80 mph) your insurance will give you trouble proving that it was unavoidable. But in theory there is no speed limit, and no politician who wants to get elected would really suggest changing it.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
is it for plastic surgery?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Injectable gel
“So smooth and natural, everyone will notice.” Who’s writing this copy? It’s just a wee bit wacky.
I'd love that job
Get wasted and write limericks for Juvederm or something. Let me start by fixing something for them.
"So smooth and natural,everynoone will notice."
Because isn’t that the point of something being called “natural”? It conveys that you do not notice.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
But that’s the point of good plastic surgery, people will notice that you look better but nobody should know why. If you get a nose job, you want people to say “were you on holiday” or “do you have a new haircut”.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
I guess the line itself felt off.
New re-write:
"So smooth and natural, everyone will notice you."
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
it rhymes
I blame the times
kids and their hip hop
soda pop. why can’t we just
have words near other words, make sense?
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 26, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
i’d probably try to rhyme my face with ace of base—it seems like a logical path.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 26, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I only rec'd this JD
because of how much I want to wreck the OPs face for making the worse JD topic ever and not even making a funny hidden message. That’s two counts of fail. I’ll never get that 19.4 seconds of my life back.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
you read it?
i just went right to the comments
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 26, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess I’m a JD romantic thinking that every JD deserves a semi-coherent topic, a hidden message, and the piles of junk.
And I’m sure that it is clear to all that your face is not worthy of conversation.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Your face deserves a semi-coherent topic
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 12:46 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
ditto
Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
by prezofdeath on Sep 26, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame your Face
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by The Arkitect on Sep 26, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
but I try so hard to look pretty for you
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by The Arkitect on Sep 26, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Laughing out loud right now.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
Wowwww any of you guys watching Indiana vs. Mich State?
Indy just fell victim to one of the worst calls I have ever seen in college football.
Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Mich, not Mich State
Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
by prezofdeath on Sep 26, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I was watching the end of the Florida State game
Go Ducks.
Good luck OSU.
by tominhawaii on Sep 26, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm sure it'll be on youtube soon.
it was baaaad.
Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
by prezofdeath on Sep 26, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Say it like Kanye would say it to an inferior war movie.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
It would be something like this:
Yo, Yo Tom Hanks, I am really happy for you and I am gonna let you finish saving Private Ryan, but The Longest Day is the greatest war movie of all time
by tingeyga on Sep 26, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
bridge over the river kwai after lawrence of arabia. ryan’s privates are down on the list, but below the belt of “real good ones”.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 26, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Apocolypse Now is the best.
Black Hawk Down is better than SPR.
I think Band of Brothers is superior to SPR also.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 26, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Black Hawk Down is a great movie, but although it depicts an unpopular war in detail I’m not sure it’s really an anti-war movie.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
I thought the opening sequence of SPR was very good.
The rest of the movie? Meh. One of the best, imo, is a little known Errol Flynn movie called, I think, “Objective, Burma”. Very gritty, and didn’t glorify anything. Another one, probably the best of all time, is called “Paths of Glory”, directed by Stanley Kubrick in the 50’s. Both are B&W but very much worth your time.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I also liked The Thin Red line, though it's hardly the best
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
There's also Platoon and Full Metal Jacket.
Both very good movies.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
i don't think Platoon is that good at all.
but I hate Oliver Stone. I think he’s a terrible director…unless you enjoy getting hit over the head with a hammer so you can understand the director’s point.
Full Metal Jacket is excellent until they actually get to Vietnam. Then it takes a nose dive for me. I’ll have to look at Objective, Burma and Paths of Glory though.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 26, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
oh yeah
and another great war movie is Letters from Iwo Jima.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 26, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree with you about the second half of FMJ.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I like all the movies you Bedgers mentioned and some more good war movies I can´t even put in order of preference:
Cross of Iron
A Bridge too Far
Das Boot
Captain Conan
Red Badge of Courage
The Big Red One
The Eagle has Landed
If the mountain come to you, run. It´s a landslide.
"It's tough to run against the Oregon Duck Defense"
-ABC announcer.
Again, who knew???
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
I'll talk to myself all day, i don't give a shizzle
Cal misses the FG. Still 11-3.
Whatever
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those are my eyes. I can’t build a mouth, cause sb formats me to dumb— i don’t want to get a fail comment, it’s like a whammy.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 26, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think Prez should be allowed to be a Mod while
having Kobe as his pic… It seems wrong…
by In Walks Rudy on Sep 26, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I could fart the football farther than the Ducks' kicker just punted it.
Whatever
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I litterally laughed at both 5 yard punts
This game is funny. I love how Oregon turned it over twice and Cal copied them.
Don't look now, but the Ducks are stomping a mud hole into Cal.
24-3 Oregon, extra point coming up.
Whatever
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check out kid cudi's debut album
I’ve been listening to it this entire week. yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
yeah, surprisingly good
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by The Arkitect on Sep 26, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
here are some of the songs I like anyways
Soutrack 2 my life
Enter Galactic
Pursuit of Happiness
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
by dyshooter182 on Sep 26, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
too feminine?
hahaahaha. alright. can’t really notice it.
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
by dyshooter182 on Sep 26, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you for someone else listening to the Kid Cudi album
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 26, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Ducks Eat Bear Meat
Bears eat your FACE off
.
.
ergo Ducks eat your Face
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I finished that posting about how i might start painting w/ acrylics, here’s the link. I hope some of it might be helpful. If you have specific questions, feel free to shoot me an email and I’ll do my best to answer them.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 26, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks… appreciate it
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by The Arkitect on Sep 26, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, someone coulda mentioned this was on ABC...
I could have been watching it sooner
Blazers win!
I'm not a college football fan, but I don't mind watching every now and then
failure to share info fail
Blazers win!
Like everyone suspected....
Cal is overrated and Oregon is underrated. That should be corrected tomorrow.
I've heard way too much about Cal's greatness recently
I’m not feeling too bad that they’re getting beat down. Hopefully it’ll reset their expectations.
I’m also actively rooting against Stanford later tonight. But that’s almost a given. :)
Sactown Royalty on team leaders, and our friend Section214 - who I like as a writer - forgets Brandon Roy :)
http://www.sactownroyalty.com/2009/9/26/1056045/take-me-to-your-leader
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
I kind of like that our star is so understated.
Everyone outside of Portland forgets around him. He just one of the best at his job, and doesn’t wear wristbands labeled “King Roy” or continually jump onto the scorekeeper’s table to preen, or continually threaten to move teams to keep his name on the news.
He’s a keeper!
He is great both as a leader and as a representative of the team. He has little weaknesses like his arguing with the officials, but they are tiny compared to most other big egos. And everyone gets it. Oden talks about that it’s Roy’s team. LaMarcus says it. Heck, Rudy says it in interviews with his home press. That his role is so clearly defined after just 3 years doesn’t happen on so many teams.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
I don't think Clyde even had that much of "team leader" respect in his first 3 years
I could be wrong, but then again I was only 4
Blazers win!
I've heard repeatedly that Clyde was the star but not the leader
and that Terry was the leader (and probably Buck I assume). Not sure how true it is.
I should really read Adelman’s book, it’s sitting in the other room.
I remember it was a big deal when Clyde decided to be a team captain in, like, his 8th season
Porter and Kersey were more of the leaders, and it was pretty known even to a young Morty. Maybe the 91-92 season is when Clyde finally became a co-captain, so he could talk to the refs more and be more of a leader.
I read Rick Adelman’s book when it was brand new, and I was but a boy, but I don’t think you’ll get any dirt on anyone from it. I remember it being pretty positive about everything.
The Jordan Rules, by Sam Smith, now THAT book has dirt. I read that around the same time and you can’t help but not like Jordan after it.
That his role is so clearly defined after just 3 years doesn’t happen on so many teams.
Oh absolutely. And the really amazing part is that we simply accept it as fact after three years. In reality, he established a dominant position within a few games of his first season. Remember his first game against Seattle, where he and Ime took over down the stretch?
By the middle of season 1, Brandon was changing the tone in the locker room. Once he stood up to Zach in a team meeting, the leadership role was established. The team belongs to Brandon, every player seems to try to meet his standard now.
I actually think people (even in Portland) underestimate how important Brandon was in taking the team from 21 wins to 54 since his arrival. And I say that knowing how heavily people already credit him for it. Without Brandon, KP might have Portland at .500 right now, if he’s lucky. I think KP says a quiet “thank you” every day that he was able to trade for Brandon.
I look forward to seeing highlights later
Of Ichiro using his bat the draw a diagram in the dirt, showing the ball’s path around the plate on a called strike three… and getting tossed by the ump immediately after.
That’s a fairly unique way to tell the ump you think he’s off his rocker.
Your comment is nugatory.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 26, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
this weak drawer has junk sauce all over it
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
this weak drawer
has junk sauce all over its face
by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 26, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
so weak
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
why did someone pour junk sauce over this drawer?
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 26, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Geez I don't know, it's like they wanted my face to fail...
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
you're not getting a facial at the salon
this warm creamy sauce is killing the jd
by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 26, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Another team that is not good at prognosticating when their players will be ready and handling the associated PR: The Pacers
http://www.indycornrows.com/2009/9/26/1055527/hansbrough-out-indefinitely-as
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
WIN
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 26, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fail is right
He should not have stuck his thumbs out. LEARN THE PROPER WAY TO FLIP PEOPLE OFF KID!!!!!!!!! Mortimer, you have my permission to find him and kill him.
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 26, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Tonight is Chris Arreola vs Vitali Klitschko heavyweight boxing from LA. Anybody watching?
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
WHAT?
Damn….It’s been a long time. I used to follow the Klitschkos like mad.
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 26, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
4 hours. I'll probably watch it recorded since that's late for me. Don't know which channel has it in the US.
Arreola is unbeaten, but smaller and a bit overweight. Vitali is clearly on the older side but still in good shape.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
To those who doubted the Ducks (rightly) after week 1
How do you like us now, 42-3!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
If a bad video of Beyonce and Britney mated, the result would be Shakira's She-Wolf
http://www.clipfish.de/video/3141619/she-wolf/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC_8Ve8sJsY
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
What happened to the Ducks?
The defense was punish and the offense played up to what it could be. That was just a brutal beating of Cal.
Has the season started yet?
It's a shame they couldn't play like that against Boise
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 26, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
did I read that right? The ducks won 42-3 against cal? I was busy all day laying down crushed rock and pea gravel in this last window of nice weather
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Their only scoring drive was off a fumble for a drive that ennded -8 yards
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 26, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
wtz?
So Masoli played up to the hype and the o line played like an o line, and they all just settled in and played football instead of listening to the pundits? Typical
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Southern Oregon
I know I was supposed to wait for an email from you about your fantasy lineup, but I didn’t want to forget about it and not get your roster set before gametime. Let me know if that’s the lineup you want to use.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
gene simmons
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Dogs and peanut butter!
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 26, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
record for most flags in a college football game?
not sure.. but I think maine vs. syracuse is going for a new one..
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
we should get some of those refs in the NBA this season
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
i think there has been a dozen in a quarter and a half
two flag on two extra point conversions…. that’d make for a four hour nba game.. at least bayless would get some burn when everyone else is fouled out… but he’d barely last seven minutes before he fouled out too…
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 26, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
congrats to the duck fans. I hate your football team, but that was a very impressive win. That ought to put ya’ll back in the top 25…
I hate you
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too ad hominimy?
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by The Arkitect on Sep 26, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…………………
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by The Arkitect on Sep 26, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
So’s your…
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by The Arkitect on Sep 26, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Nugatory.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
did you put the lotion on the skin?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I tried to reply above and it did not post
I am ok this week,the smoke sucks dont it?
by southern oregon on Sep 26, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
you should move to the town where they filmed twilight
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
hey jonestr
did you watch man bites dog? That movie’s zached up, huh?
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I watched the first 15min and it was really good
I have just been watching movies without subtitles so I can work on other stuff at the same time
definitely plan on giving it my full attention soon
thanks again for the rec
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
tell me about it alex
I saw you roamin the sideline today :)
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 26, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
KP reflects on the summer
http://blog.oregonlive.com/behindblazersbeat/2009/09/post_5.html
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
I am not going to read this, but does anyone else get the feeling KP tans in the nude?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
It's how he gets his junk "Hawaiian style"
So he can match his GF.
by Mortimer on Sep 27, 2009 2:59 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why are they advertising Ducks gear on a Beavers game broadcast?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
cause Phil Knight could single handedly buy out the Oregon State football program and make them become janitors at the Autzen Stadium bathrooms?
jk, I don’t know why.
by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 26, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
In the future everyone will have a video camera in his iPod, phone, small digital camera, etc. So that might be. Maybe emergency stations have to constantly monitor YouTube in the future to know what's going on.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
I love this
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
sweet...
I activated my old cell phone and got pictures of a praying mantis eating a live gardner snake.
Very interesting!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I thought so too.
I really had no idea there was any bug that would or could eat a snake.
by In Walks Rudy on Sep 26, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Preying Mantis catch and eat hummingbirds.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Yep.
http://www.birdwatchersdigest.com/site/backyardbirds/hummingbirds/mantis-hummer.aspx
http://www.neatorama.com/2009/09/09/praying-mantis-catches-a-hummingbird/
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
wow...
catching humming birds on a hummingbird feeder…
by In Walks Rudy on Sep 26, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Preying or Praying?
Either way they’ll stand tiptoe and punch you in the face
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
but I can see that...
that last picture was after I poked it with a stick. It chucked the snake and went all ninja on me.
by In Walks Rudy on Sep 26, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
that seems so odd
it makes sense that they can catch the bird, but how do they kill it? It seems like the hummingbird is too big to be significantly wounded by the mantis and would eventually be able to flap its wings hard enough to escape.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
have you ever seen one of those things? They could kill you with a look
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
they have like inch long swords in the end of their hands...
mean little bugs
by In Walks Rudy on Sep 26, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Cool,i saw a tree frog dine on a grasshopper that was more than 1/2 his size
Predators FTW
by southern oregon on Sep 26, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks!
how did it catch it and why did it want to eat a snake?
by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 26, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
with skill...
and because snakes taste like chicken?
by In Walks Rudy on Sep 26, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I am so proud of this weak junk
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this junk sucks
i just gave it a 7th rec, even thought it doesn’t deserve it
by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 26, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah this is the worst junk I've seen in a long time. Sick...
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
oh and thanks for the rec!
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
this jd sucks
(yes, and that’s an ad junkdrawerinem attack)
by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 26, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
go zach yourself with that weak junk
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got back from Eugene
Duck game was awesome! the D was incredible even after Thurmond got injured. I saw Dougall on the sidelines takin pics(they better be good!). Everything was awesome except for this terrible sun burn but it will go away in a few days :)
GO DUCKS!
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 26, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
not true
you can still get a sun burn even if you have a darker complexion
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
True dat I know people with darker skin than me
Who burn faster but I am not as white as I look.
by southern oregon on Sep 26, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Arrrrrgh!!!!!!!1 The last 30 seconds of the OSU/AZ game
and suddenly &%^&* channelsurfing.net wants a password!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
he posted it in the comments earlier, but don’t know why he went with a password
by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 26, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
ouch!
my expletive deleted chair just popped out of the locked upright position and reclined when I was NOT expecting it… and I just kicked the wall very hard…
Woohoo
this jd is over 200 comments, that only took 12 hours. That’s an average of just under 17 comments per hour, or 1 comment per 3.593 seconds. You should all be applauded, maybe if you hadn’t spent so much time checking your face…
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
errr minutes. 1 comment every just under 4 minutes, yes that is what the point of that post was. Yes.
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
you have way too many numbers in your last to post
I suggest you shut your face
by In Walks Rudy on Sep 26, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
poll question:
if you were this JD, would you kill yourself?
1 = yes
2 = no
3 = maybe
by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 26, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
what if this jd has been dead the entire time?
Huh, you ever think of that? DID YOU? NO BECAUSE THIS JD JUST BLEW YOUR ZACHIN’ MIND!
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
this jd makes me want to drink whiskey
and slit my wrists
by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 26, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
that reminds me of being a teenager
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
same here
all the cat fights i got into in the school lunch room… trying to be gothic and dying my hair black…
thosee were the days
by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 26, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
just think how high oregon is gonna
get ranked
by phillyduck23 on Sep 26, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
so high, they're gonna be dead
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
pictures from the oregon game today
the uniforms were awesome. the offense was awesomer. the defense was amesomist
helmet closeup
ed dickson killin it
all right junkers its a saturday in eugene after a huge win. time to party
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 26, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
dang dougall you sure is a wiz wit dat soul stealer
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
how did you get so close to the field Alex?
are you a water boy? or is your uncle phil gates?
by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 26, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
LINK?????????
Ed Dickson = beast
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 26, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
my bad guys.
full ink http://bit.ly/3M7i24
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 26, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
<3’s
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 26, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
who's this guy?
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Joey Harrington
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 26, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually feel really bad for Joey. He's a super smart, super talented guy who never got a good sitch as a pro.
The good thing is he’s the kind of guy who can do whatever he wants, except make the Lions a good team…
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
He got a huge reception today at the game
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 26, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
that's good, I actually know his mom and that's not a joke. They are really down to earth people, and he's prolly better off not being under a microscope.
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Joey is a Really good Blues piano player
by southern oregon on Sep 26, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah he can tickle the ivories sumpin fierce
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
he plays piano at the mall around Christmas time… I always feel like I should tip him, but I never do
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by The Arkitect on Sep 26, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Harrington was a great college QB
it’s a shame he got drafted by the Lions, that franchise ruins talent.
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 27, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Keenan Howery
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 28, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I know I say this all the time, dougall, but you are a fantastic
photographer. I know you must have an excellent camera but it takes talent to get pics like that. You could probably get great photos with your cell phone too.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
+92
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 26, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I especially love the one with all the raised arms.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I've got some photos that I'd love to share with all of you
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 27, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
you dub was so overrated
they pulled off the ultimate upset, but are still not that good
by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 26, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah the sun shines on a cats face sometimes
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
put a fork in them
they still won’t be going to a bowl game this year
by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 26, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, you can stick a fork in tonight's game versus Stanford.
I still think the Washington Huskies will go 6-6 and make a bowl game this season.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
You get bowl games for being mediocre?
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Yep, it looks like it's a round of shakeout on the lower ranks
Everyone’s guessing from slots 20-25 anyway, so it’s not too surprising.
200 yards. Dude runs over people. He's right up there with the best backs in the conference.
Maybe not quite as good as Best, Mcknight and Quiz, but dang close.
next weeks matchup of cal usc
is gonna be huge, one of those teams will have 2 loses in pac 10 play that early in the year.
go cal!
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 26, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
yes!
a cal win put oregon in a really good spot to win the pac 10
by phillyduck23 on Sep 26, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
yep cause then Oregon can still lose to USC and win out
and Oregon will win the pac 10
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 26, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
beat USC at home and its a cake walk into town
by southern oregon on Sep 26, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
oregon runs the table, playing the way they played today
will be in the talk for the NC. Assuming there is only 1 team that goes undefeated
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 26, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
oregon wont continue to play like they did today...
Even if they did run the table, they would have to get very lucky to get a NC opportunity. It was a sweet win though, throttling #6 is impressive in anybody’s book. Congrats duck dorks….
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr………….
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How Bout Them Beavers?
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by The Arkitect on Sep 26, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
ya
thats just rude, especially after I congratulate the ducks, despite my obvious hate towards them. U suck arkitect…
there are a lot of (hidden) ifs in that statement
I don’t think it’ll happen with a QB as inconsistent as Masoli
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
im so mad i didn't get tickets to todays game
i could hear the autzen crowd all game long and it just reminded me to never forget the day of the week ever again.
how was that game?
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
its pretty dang awesome
i spent way too much time playing it last year and never even finished it(intentionally) there is so much stuff to do or make or find the main story is pretty short but the side stories and stuff will take months for u to finish
by phillyduck23 on Sep 26, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It looked pretty sweet, but I am always so hesitant to buy games I feel I will play through
in a week. So mostly I stick with sports games and gta’s. I’ll check this one out though
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
an example of sweet junk
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
why you no post in my junk?
Chicken?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Sooooo
Penn State is 3-1
Wins over Akron, Temple and Syracuse
Loss to Iowa
Oregon is also 3-1
Wins over #6 CAL, #18 Utah and Purdue
Loss to #14 (at the time) Boise
Who do you think will be higher in the rankings? hmmmmm…..
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 26, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Are you suggesting there is some sort of bias at work here
or a bias that will be at work come monday morning?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Just sayin....
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 26, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Notre Dame
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by The Arkitect on Sep 26, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
this drawer is stuck
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it's not even funny anymore
it’s just sad
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 26, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions