keeping your heads up
i said about 24.hrs ago that if d.socks beat me by 100 in bowling i would retire prezofdeath from blazersedge.well blazersfans the worst case scenerio surfaced.d.socks beat me last nite. now on a very serious note,this is not the end of the world.I still will be back next time,while I'm gone I'll learn how to get in much much better conditioning.the days of eating cupcakes and start eating real healthy foods which will definately help me become more of a monster bowler down the road. the way i look at it is I've been redshirted and while I'm gone,guys like Tinfoil*Xman has to grow up as simple as that.tinfoil must give us at least a 65-70 point game this season.instead of the usual 25-40.philthy start earning your pay when see you have a single pin left drill the damn shot.we will have to show patience,and let the young bowlers grow up together.like the future champions some of them will be down the road.but this next*final statement is for the fans and all the people of the city of portland.the state of oregon and bowling fans all around the world.for the guys who hung around during the bedgeless era.my heart definately go out to you guys.the day came and went and now the dream of seeing 100% socks ownage is delayed for 1 more bowling trip.guys just"keep your head up". everything is going to be alright hell if we waited for some of us a lifetime or just a generation for others.great days are ahead for all of you.just stay the course8god will shine on us. keep smiling and enjoy the new guys develop into bowling contenders in 09-10.the courage and confidence was shown yesterday.is the reason why BRP bought drinks for this young dynamo.to me myself who really believed he let the franchise down.i just cant worry that's what philthyanimal*x.man is for.the 2 building blocks of greatness.x.man will still be a monster this season.and philthyanimal is philthyanimal a real leader of young men.what better 2 young men you want in a foxhole with you in a time of crisis. to Dougall well you heard it from our leader brp he's going to start playing you too.kid just play and grow,and everything else will workout for itself.and last but not least to the new bowlingfans.yes we know what they're called. listen this franchise is going to need you now more than ever.please please don't "jump the shark"now. "just keep your heads up"and be very patient.the guys who've stuck around will lead you through the pain trust me.don't go crazy i told you guys 2 weeks ago.you guys jumped in the pool and are now officially drowning.hey brp throw these people a life preserver will you please.and to the great bloggers at blazersedge.i know we have not had the best of relationships.a matter of fact none at all because of points of view beyond my control.i just want to say that i will own up to my pledge and will never be back and hopefully d.socks will be joining me someday.i just want to say goodbye and goodluck. enjoy the journey people everything is going to be alright.this is not a self pity good*bye far from it.i just wnat to tell the great people like jorga,kelsoballa,damir,ken,austinpwnz,geoff, idog 1976, honkaplayboy, leafhawk, staylost, appel,dheepan,claire,ak1984,rudiculousblazermaniacandy,mjm6783,ltrainftw,blazersorbust,cafecivet, renoblazersfan,usmc3049,jsnake99,hurrakane212,jpaulson,twiggs, haildablazer, arkitect,,idog1976,polisam,jscot,medmelon, fanfaraway,FreeForAll,pxilpoosher,evilkarmazov,broyalty,goblaze22,medmelon,almart1tominhawaii,donkeyshins, tssboro,jamon51, jtduck22,92wastheyear,glove,thefinfoil,ash, iverigma bow4meow,y5k,corvid,annthefan,2deep, may your loss heal your soul my friend.and if i ever comeback you will be at peace with yourself and find much happiness my friend.dougall,roybot i really personally feel for you my friend.fatswansaboni,sabonis4ever,elginbayler22,bfan,blazerfan1,mortimer,timmay!,matthewc,timg56,ratbastird,quality pie,ignacio, tyger1147, the lovely fanfaraway we must hook up sometimes,mattd, pdx1979, sexuatrex, outlawisrejector, iDea, sarbonis,cloudydays,idoltime,norsktroll, thepenguin, bowdown, zaron5551, blazer1343 i love your avatar,drivethelane,sergio ftw rest in peace, bothteamsplayed hard, falcao, lizzylowblow,blubooyay, captain sexy jacob, faith, hotstuff, hisblzrgrll remember your epic first post, OCblazerfan1, blazerfanandbeaverbeliever, hossticles, broyinthefourth, lamarvelous, ryanmcdougall, cloudydays, gunit,phillyduck23,nickvanexcellent,roodiephirnandizz,rockingharder, b-roy i know you never post but it was good to meet u at blazers edge nite, magnum,corrupt,sheed on the loading dock,gor,cablinasian,storyteller,tingeyga,jonestr,dyshooter,in walks rudy, einman77, rudiculous, killersquid,bretski,cornrows,jason t,,delinqeunt crustacean, skywalker, jp oregon, clevelander among roses, marie, timbo, enigineer montogomery scott 12sharks,pokeyguru, southern oregon,rudyftw,steve the hedge,t darkstar, leeroyjenkins, mark twain,and to all my guys at tiny chat i'll see you guys over there.and 2 france and the bedgers out there.also i would like to apologize to the people who i did'nt mentioned.these individuals blame me for being prideful i did not wnat this to happen.unfortunately i was laughing at my luck and d.socks just for laugh's.i wish you all luck someday i may be back with a fiance by my side.now that's a gonna be a trip.and to thank dave for having a site like this 1.for letting me conversate with some of the greatest fans in the world.nobody does it better than the crew at blazersedge.dave i know we don't see eye2eye but at least i did enjoy myself while i was here thank-you.i'll see you soon and i promise you,me and ben will be back together.good bye*good luck.and i love everyone at blazersege good*nite everybody see yall soon.and remember "keep your heads up" bye*bye.
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I second that...
what a stupid, pointless post. Atleast if he leaves there won’t be anymore like this :)
by thankyouforblaze on Sep 24, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
you don't know who you are talking to.
You think he might have “death” in his sig for a reason.
Let us know where to send the flowers.
hakkaa päälle !
rec
206 to 99. Dirtysocks beat me like a red-headed stepchild (aka Dougall).
by prezofdeath on Sep 24, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
agreed
i’m inspired, but seriously that was harder to read than a fatty post.
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Sep 26, 2009 4:08 AM PDT up reply actions
a true.balla
Self bans are out of style, my friend. That stuff went out in 2007. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Aww, you remembered me. How sweet.
Therefore I won’t say anything about a post that looks like fatty on coke.
hakkaa päälle !
We can't get moderated by the alter ego of Baron Davis, can we?
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
I don't know, it doesn't seem right... but it's no better than prezofdeath being retired
I have an idea though… How ‘bout Ltrain gives his perezofdeath screename to prez? It’s almost identical, and a good way to ruin Starvin’s evil plan…
How about prezoflife? Or prezobedge? Yeah, prezobedge!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
his new name can not include the words prez, of, or death
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
some new stipulation you added to the contract that were not there initially
why is this not surprising?
SMH
by FreeForAll on Sep 24, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
me and prez talked about this
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Lies.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Does that mean he'll turn a deaf ear to
some of the language in the junk drawer?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
funny
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 26, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Who says? You? What makes you the arbitor?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I prefer "PrimeMinisterofFunk"
Go for it Prezy
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha it's pretty good, hopefully he'll listen to your suggestions
and if you think ‘bout it, it’s an improvement over prez of “death”, so he might end up thanking DS
Thanks for the namecheck, but under the circumstances, I don't like it!
stay! Bet him double or nothin’ on something you’re good at, like podcasting!
Come on you gotta listen unto me,
lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be. ~Johnny Cash
No kidding...
Thats exactly what I was thinking as I started to read that
"OK, it's going to rain tomorrow. And there is going to be a Greenpeace meeting and hippies are going to be protesting" ~ The Buffet of Goodness on Portland
Is it bad that I feel kind of hurt because I didn't see my name there?
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 24, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions
right? Let’s revolt. Damn lousy prez.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
BOO PREZ!!!
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions

"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 24, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
/unretire
did you guys even read the post?!?!
/reretire
You wouldn't know traveling if it drove up in a greyhound bus. -- Larry Bird Lewis
by prezofdeath on Sep 24, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
hee hee
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Back to wearing Wranglers, driving the tractor, and playing backyard football with the boys
A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
A trey is actually a playing card or die or domino having three pips. - pipgras on July 31, 2009 9:22 PM PDT
by GustyJ on Sep 24, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Does this mean I will be able to find you posting on the Daily Norseman Vikings Blog soon?
Not seeing your prezofdeath screen name in most of the threads here on BEdge is going to be difficult to choke down but I promise to keep a stiff upper lip and man up about it. Thanks for remembering me in that vast name check list, that must have been quite a task all by itself. The screen name prezofdeath shall always BE remembered fondly by myself and my fellow bedgers. May you rise from the ashes like the Phoenix someday!
BTW if you want to check out the Daily Norseman Vikings Blog it is a good one – after all it is part of SBNation and I am a new member there (Still in stealth mode though).
Blazer's Edge Ambassador to The Dream Shake Blog
LMA Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMA - Putting the POWER in POWER FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
by LaMarvelous on Sep 25, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
er
i have failed
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 24, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
whats new?
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
you are the most hated poster in the history of bedge.
its*true
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
by TheTinfoil on Sep 24, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
:)
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
perhaps he will come back in 1 year like fatty, or just come back under a new screen name like TIR
by SonsofShawnKemp on Sep 24, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions
He already has a second screen name. But we know and love him as the Prez. Dave only knows him as Prez.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
HAHAHAHA Prez remember this?

Yeah I’m pretty sure you felt worse than I did at the end of the night huh?? Oh how the night changed for you !!!! :)
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions
Flag! Gloating is gauche and I don't mean left-handed, Bloated Marvin.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
FLAG
passing it off like you were hustling him
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Dude! Now look what you have done...
You broke the GLOAT-O-METER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s the Hall of Shame for you…
Blazer's Edge Ambassador to The Dream Shake Blog
LMA Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMA - Putting the POWER in POWER FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
by LaMarvelous on Sep 25, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Prez
I had a gf who liked to ski topless,the joke was keep your tips up
by southern oregon on Sep 24, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
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I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I commended Fatty for being a man of his word,
but his banishment was easy in comparison—-only for 1 year.
I think Prez you need to reconsider. Maybe a rematch at the lanes is in order. Or we Bedgers could put it to a vote and if the “Prez Stays” votes tally 100 or more than the “Bye Prez” votes, you will have to abide by the majority’s wishes.
Don’t be foolish, Prezodeath, Blazer’s Edge is/was an important part of so avid a Blazer fan as you. At least wait until you find that fiancee before backing out as then you’ll be better able to fill in your free time.
P.S. appreciate your remembrance.
Brandon Roy just destroyed everything in his path. There's your rational analysis -- Dave
Also: COMCAST SUCKS!
by TwoDeep on Sep 24, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
...

we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 24, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
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I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
A proper Viking funeral for Prez would be
Lashing his corpse to his sailboard,heaping all of his worldly goods on top[bikes,laptops ect ] and sending him downriver from Longview in flames,the resulting methane explosion would destroy the entire port area and maybe even Kelso if the wind was right.
by southern oregon on Sep 24, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
oh prez, we hardly knew ye
Goodbye prezofdeath
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did
Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
BlazersEdge created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid
Even when you died
Oh the commenters still hounded you
All the people had to say
Was that Marilyn was found in the nude
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did
Goodbye prezofdeath
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
Goodbye prezofdeath
From the young man in the 22nd row
Who sees you as something more than just a mod
More than just our usmcr
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
I don't know if I am crying because I'm sad prezofdeath is no more
or if it’s because I just read something that is written fatty style.
it does make one's eyes water...
Come on you gotta listen unto me,
lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be. ~Johnny Cash
by HurraKane212 on Sep 24, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
You're so empathic. ;0
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Welcome back prez
welcome back
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
Um yeah
I don’t want to be “that guy,” but this post really should have an “OT” next to it.
Mmm, kay?
Thanks
by tominhawaii on Sep 25, 2009 12:33 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Aren't you already "that guy" ?
"HA HA HA HA HA
I'm not laughing, I'm just listing the five ugliest Blazers ever."
- rockingharder
I refuse to accept the deathofprez
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
by Blazer1342 on Sep 25, 2009 4:26 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Prez is Fatty?!?!?!
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

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