9/24 JD Long Live the Prez
by dougall5505 on Sep 24, 2009 12:08 AM PDT
1090 comments
On the night of Wednesday September the 23rd a friendly game of bowling took place at Hollywood Bowl in the beautiful city of Portland, Oregon. The events took a turn for the ugly when one, dirty socks, decided to turn the evening into the biggest nightmare in the history of Bedge.
My client, the infamous, the illustrious, the highest of all highs, prezofdeath was cheated by the one with the dirtiest socks in the history of the world. The night started when DS was owned. Judge may I present, exhibit A:
After this ownage by my client, prezofdeath, according to witnesses DS preceded to seethe the rest of the evening, plotting his revenge. He got his opportunity after buying performance enhancing candy from some kids. This is obviously cheating. In his "roid rage," DS bet that my client would have to give up his name(prezofdeath) if he beat my client by more than 100 points in the last game. Painted into a corner by this kid hopped up on roids, with his manhood on the line, my client accepted the bet. But, but my friends, DS made a fateful error. In his excitement to bowl, he neglected the obligatory handshake that seals a bet between mankind. Without this handshake the bet shall be null and void. There is also no evidence of the score claimed by DS. We must exercise the rule know to all bedgers: POIDH.
I rest my case. It is in the hands of you, the jury, the people of blazersedge, to decide the fate of prezofdeath.
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by TheTinfoil on Sep 24, 2009 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
smh
HE added the stipulation about him retiring prezofdeath.
I lost to Prezofdeath and The X-Man at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 12:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait a second... my name should be first since I had the high score!
un-rec :-(
Blazers win!
by The X-man on Sep 24, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want a shot at all three of you.
I’ll go all Pete Weber upside yo haids. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would go all Marshall Holman up side yours
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gladstone Bowl ftw
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Medford Lanes
RIP
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is Gladstone Bowl still open? last time I drove by it looked empty
Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day
by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah they closed
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pete is Dick Webber's son
very famous bowler (relatively speaking) in his own right
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Elgin is old enough to remember Dick Weber.
I thought maybe he had him confused with Pete Seeger.
by MiledAnimal on Sep 24, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know he is
I thought maybe you were soooooooo old that you hadn’t heard of Pete Webber
(see what I did there?)
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, that was clever, 92, but wrong.
I had to ask who Pete is not because I am too old to know about anything that happened after 1970, but because I am so old that I had forgotten.
That’s what’s known as a Pyrrhic victory.
by MiledAnimal on Sep 24, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I was "pwned"
(that is like owned …but internet-y)
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
internet-y = bad grammar¿
i thought: internet-y = all-male-review!!!
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pete had a very radical style
Dick was very conservative. Both were highly effective.
Bowlers from back in the day: Earl Anthony was unbeatable. Don Carter really cranked up a big hook, I liked him. Who was the left-handed guy . . . Oh yeah! Johnny Petraglia! He was awesome. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I rolled an "Andy Verapoppa 300"
you remember what that is?
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 25, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is any 12 strikes in a row
even if it spanned two games. In my case I actually had 16 strikes in a row. I finished game one of league with 5 strikes in a row (for a stellar 192) and then had the first 11 in the next game (298). For what it’s worth I shot around 240 the thrid game for a nice 730 series that night
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 25, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It wasn't as much a choke....
…as I over-thought the shot. I thought I would slow down because of the nerves ..so i made an adjustment to allow for more hook and i didn’t slow down at all …oops…a nice fat 2-8 (from not hitting the pocket squarely)
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 25, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, pretty much the same guys every Saturday morning.
That was a great way to start the weekend.
by MiledAnimal on Sep 25, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Further arguments in favor of the plaintiff.
1. Without a consequence for DS losing, the bet is null and void.
2. That was MY candy, I just forgot it, and Prez obviously stole it and ate it. Since he was high on stolen property, he is not liable for his actions.
3. Prez was using a house bowling ball.
4. Prez’ name is iconic, and not to be abandoned over something so trivial as bowling.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
by TheTinfoil on Sep 24, 2009 12:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Point #1 is super important
and has often made me wonder why Michael Jordan took Larry Bird up on a game of HORSE for MJ’s Big Mac. Was Jordan that much of a compulsive gambler that he needed to make bets where there was no upside?
by tingeyga on Sep 24, 2009 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
SAVE PREZ SAVE PREZ SAVE PREZ SAVE PREZ
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 12:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
rec for the hidden message
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 12:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and what in the hell is this?
I rest my case. It is in the hands of you, the jury, the people of blazersedge, to decide the fate of prezofdeath.
Sorry but I decide the fate bro. Im the judge and jury in this case.
I lost to Prezofdeath and The X-Man at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 12:26 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
he’s probably still under the influence
by medmelon on Sep 24, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm Prez rec'd this comment.....
I lost to Prezofdeath and The X-Man at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Save prez!
I will gladly sacrifice my screen name in order to save Prez. He means much more to the community than I ever will. DS…please find it in your small, dark, and evil heart to spare the goodness that is Prezofdeath. Prez is the sunshine that peeks out in the rain.
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Sep 24, 2009 12:28 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Cablinasian Research Center concurs.
Carry on.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 24, 2009 12:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what up!?
im finally moving down to campus tomorrow. you at dub yet?
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 24, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, don’t move in til Friday.
I packed my stuff today and realized that the clothes and miscellaneous stuff I actually need fit into a few boxes. My life FITS IN BOXES.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 24, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha i kno right!?
it doesn’t feel real. i mean. were gone. no more home. crazy
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 24, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least I won’t have to deal with kitchen withdrawals, as I’m sure you will.
Yep, doesn’t really feel real… but I’m relaxed about it. Just looking forward to getting the term going.
Oh, and October 24th.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 24, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ya lol. the kitchen is tough, but other than that not nervous at all. should be fun.
good luck!
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 24, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep, good luck moving in tomorrow. I’m hoping my roommates are normal.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 24, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
roomates plural!? that might be tough
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 24, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no kidding. It’ll be an experience.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 24, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My life does too. About 1 for every year of age. Not counting furniture.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 3:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i used to
i stopped saving so much stuff
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are oral agreements binding in Oregon?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Sep 24, 2009 12:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
+69
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 24, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
preliminary research suggests they are
your ability to prove it in court will vary
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Sep 24, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
I was suggesting that people rarely keep their word, not that they shouldn’t be legally binding :)
by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to former President Clinton, oral agreements are not binding.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
by Blazer1342 on Sep 24, 2009 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually, if I remember correctly I think he said that oral agreements are not even agreements, it’s just something you do for fun with friends.
by medmelon on Sep 24, 2009 2:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always blow my quotes – let me try again
"I did not have oral agreement with that women."
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
by Blazer1342 on Sep 24, 2009 5:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard Ron Jeremy could blow his own quotes
"Junk is not, like alcohol or weed, a means to increased enjoyment of life. Junk is not a kick. It is a way of life." William S. Burroughs
by bow4meow on Sep 24, 2009 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’m just getting into futbol… how the heck did Kaka and Ronaldo end up on the same team?
Insane.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 24, 2009 12:46 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
moneymoneymoneymoneymoney
Apparently Real Madrid’s president did some quick math and said that the transfer money (150 M€) plus their salaries will be recovered due to the massive new amount of sponsors and advertising money coming from having these two players in the team. The jury, like in DS-Prezo’s case, is still out on that.
by medmelon on Sep 24, 2009 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Real Madrid paid over 130 million euros for both of them...
by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is it going to be enough to win La Liga this year?
or is Barca going to win it again?
by jksnake99 on Sep 24, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are tied at the top spot at the moment
I think it will depend on their performances against each other and the possible duration of the slumps they will undoubtedly experience.
by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barça still playing at another level. Madrid is winning pretty effortlessly their games due to their incredible attack (CR, Kaka, Raul, Benzema, Higuain, Guti, Van Nistelrooy, etc…). Like FFA says, it’s going to depend on their games against each other, but also on their performance in European competitions, which will take a toll on their fitness.
Right now I think Barcelona has the upper hand. They’re playing very much like last year, they have the same team, Ibrahimovic has slotted effortlessly in the team rotation and is scoring goals like a maniac, and Iniesta is back from his injury. It’ll be interesting.
by medmelon on Sep 24, 2009 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As a lawyer here's my interpretation:
1. Although oral contracts are binding, there is no possible way to prove them, except producing a certain number of reliable and valid witnesses that will vouch for you. Seeing as everyone has manifested that Prez should keep his name, no one will attest to this agreement having taken place.
2. If either of you was under the influence of performance-enhancement drugs, or perception altering drugs, your actions cannot be accounted for.
3. Contracts, except for inheritances and donations (and perhaps a few other in US law that I know not of) are bilateral, and as The Tinfoil so wiseley noted “Without a consequence for DS losing, the bet is null and void”. There must be a possible benefit to be had and a possible compensation to be paid. This was not the case for DS. He only had something to gain, and nothing to lose.
4. THERE WAS NO HANDSHAKE. That is a sacred rule of betting. It is imperative to the correct functioning of bets.
by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 12:51 AM PDT reply actions 11 recs
as a future lawyer i agree with this lawyer's thinking
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's a woman?
I thought she was a lawyer
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 6:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am sorry I was being mean
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's fine <3
we do have bad reps, but I’m one of the good ones!
by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A Doberman.
by MiledAnimal on Sep 24, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Sophia gets ear of this...
fear. for your life.
by bdizzleistheshizle on Sep 24, 2009 6:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You misunderstand
it could have easily read
“She’s a human?? I thought she was a lawyer”
at least that was the feel I was going for
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hmm i think thats a bad recovery
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
perhaps..but it was what I was trying for
I was literally half asleep when I posted both of those comments. I was clumsily trying a anti-lawyer vibe.
PS
Question: What do you call a car full of lawyers going off a cliff?
Answer: A good start
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My teacher told a similar joke the other day.
And look, now you have both me and FFA mad at you!
by Roybot on Sep 24, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
well ...that is cool at least
you are defined by your enemies……hot online chicks…who are also smart. I don’t know that I could have done any better
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
PREZ please, what nonesense is this?!?!
we NEED you to remain prez… how are you going to mod otherwise?
by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fatty will take my place
he already has administrator powers from his front page posting days….err…day.
He seems the obvious choice
by bdizzleistheshizle on Sep 24, 2009 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOO
The jury has voted: the bet is null and void, listen to the people.
I have an idea: if you feel your honour is at stake, make another bet, a double or nothing bet kind of thing.
by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been advised to maintain complete silence by my legal counsel.
by bdizzleistheshizle on Sep 24, 2009 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I cannot believe you have legal counsel that does not comprise me...
:(
by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
a good lawyer like you should know the best way to pick up clients these days is over the internet.
there is this program called google chat that is especially helpful for this.
by bdizzleistheshizle on Sep 24, 2009 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually just scrolled down to see if Prez was still among the mods
fatty would only tell people that martell*travis need to man up and that miller is kinda like a realballer® but not really and KP should have acquired VINCE CARTER! But hedo is a sad joke and fatty is happy that you people didn’t fall for it. Only you’re still hyping Oden too much so he has to delete those posts, but he’ll give him time to show what he can do until all-star weekend to dunk on Durant. Peace out, Odensheeple.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
lol
is this your new screen name?
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Sep 24, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is an old screen name
that Prez is dusting off.
It was created for a “Trade for Baron Davis” post
by tingeyga on Sep 24, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
some people are too sensitive.
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
by ratbastird on Sep 24, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's a cold-blooded lawyer by day, a red-blooded Spanish woman by night
Those are the most dangerous
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
question....is it currently night or day??
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spanish women are hot :-D
Blazers win!
by The X-man on Sep 24, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
smh
PREZ will vouch that there was a deal and neither of us ate anything before or during the game
I lost to Prezofdeath and The X-Man at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't defend yourself on points 3 and 4 though...
you lose
by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and just so you know there was a consequence if I lost
I lost to Prezofdeath and The X-Man at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The stipulations for that game were
1. If I won, I got to pick an avatar of my choice for both Philthyanimal and prezofdeath
2. If I lost, they collectively got to decide what my avatar would be
Prez just sweetened it when he threw in “Ill retire prezofdeath forever if you win by 100”
I lost to Prezofdeath and The X-Man at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then, if the stipulations were set
you should have SHOOK on it. That is still a deal breaker. Sorry, you lose.
by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its ok
prez knows whats up
I lost to Prezofdeath and The X-Man at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he wants to relinquish his rights that's his problem, not mine :)
I proved that you are wrong;, I am satisfied.
by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you just cant let him be a man of his word can you?
I lost to Prezofdeath and The X-Man at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know some people can change their name every week and feel okay about it
But making Prez lose the Prez would probably scar him for life.
Even Jesus wouldn’t change his name if he didn’t shake on a bet that required him to change his name. And he was hardcore he didn’t even give a crap!!!
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm already scarred for life
see: eye, right.
by bdizzleistheshizle on Sep 24, 2009 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, the loss of Prezofdeath was a side bet, and there was no consequense if Prez beat you, so...
That makes that portion of the deal null and void
Blazers win!
by The X-man on Sep 24, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yay, you found a flaw in the contract!
You’re our own Portia of the Merchant of Venice!!!
by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
food deprivation is also a cause for erratic behaviour. My case STANDS.
by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ORDER IN THE COURT
THIS CASE IS DISMISSED.
GAVEL GAVEL GAVEL.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
items 3 and 4
for the win.
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
by ratbastird on Sep 24, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ON a side note
Declaration of the bet online and confirmation of score within comments section of this post render point 1 null and void.
Point 2, while certain sports may ban enhancing drugs, there was no statement or rule to ban said performance enhancing drugs. As such it’s up to the individuals to perform to the best of their ability. As the enhancements are not illegal, this particular defense does not hold up well.
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
by ratbastird on Sep 24, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who's side are you on, anyways? lol
Blazers win!
by The X-man on Sep 24, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, now he has written statements, so point 1 is dead :(
I wasn’t referring to their ability to perform in sports, but rather to their ability to enter into contract when under the influence, because it renders the consent null and void.
by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
brandon roy is one of the athletes you can play as in the demo
for NBA Live 10
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 12:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So what I wanna know
Prez really lost by 100?
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 1:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes
the score was 206 to 98
I lost to Prezofdeath and The X-Man at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
impressive
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Sep 24, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry, I had computer problems too :)
by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
redunkulous
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
by Blazer1342 on Sep 24, 2009 5:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what was the score when he beat you?
by medmelon on Sep 24, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
151 to 148
I lost to Prezofdeath and The X-Man at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sandbagger
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol ouch
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
by ratbastird on Sep 24, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get Viktor back and trade him to the Nets for Devin Harris!!!
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ridiculous-- they'd never do that.
we’d need Monia too.
by jksnake99 on Sep 24, 2009 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a sacrifice but if we must do it we must do it
Not having to deal with Thorn will be nice.
But hmm… dealing with Russian mafia might not be better…
Crap.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if they wanna dump salary to make a run at LMA and Wade
We’d happily take Bobby Simmons and Devin Harris off their hands
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*LeBron, not LMA
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NFL players are so terrible with money.
by Bskey on Sep 24, 2009 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i just cant believe
someone hired him as a teacher, what is he gonna teach? how to get drafted really high and still suck or maybe how to make one good catch in a disappointing career
by phillyduck23 on Sep 24, 2009 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear prez and philthy
I have found your guys’ new avatars
I lost to Prezofdeath and The X-Man at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what are they?
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Sep 24, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yours: http://blacksportsonline.com/index/shaq_and_kobe.jpg
Prez: http://www.sbnation.com/users/prezofdeath
I lost to Prezofdeath and The X-Man at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do I care what you think?
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone is bitter that everyone decided prez should keep his name....
by Roybot on Sep 24, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It doesnt matter what everyone decided
me and prez have talked about our deal
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Esp. when there was no loss for him if he didn't win by 100+...
Blazers win!
by The X-man on Sep 24, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry Marvin
Being good at bowling is going to get you something someday, just not this time.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU EVIL EVIL MAN
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Sep 24, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice avatar bro
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice avatar bro
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes just like prez's
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think you should write a long eulogy for Prez
and get someone to put it on the main page…where we can all pay our respects.
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Sep 24, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the JD I have for tomorrow is good enough
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the JD I have for tomorrow is good enough
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you mouse is broken
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah my internet is being weird
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
its called karma
for killing people
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Sep 24, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yours: http://blacksportsonline.com/index/shaq_and_kobe.jpg
Prez: http://www.sbnation.com/users/prezofdeath
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Prez is dead. Long live the Prez.
So did Prez win the first round/frame/whatever it’s called against or semi-pro-bowler? Only to be severely beaten in the next one?
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 3:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yep, and then he choked.
thank goodness he has us to watch his back… What is your view on this?
by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 3:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He should not have lost by 100
But I have to agree with your legal analysis. I can’t mumble out something and my negotiation partner might not even have fully understood it, and call it a deal. Even if he says yes it might not be an agreeement. Even if they shake hands it might not be one, but that of course would have been an important thing to do and further evidence of Prez’s willingness.
Case in point: A colleague of mine was in China for negotiations with a new partner. At the end everyone seemed happy, said goodbye and he hopped back in the plane home. He hadn’t even packed out when he learned his Chinese partners had sent notice that they were not at all satisfied with the result, wanted a higher-up representation in the newly formed company, etc. Problem was: A Chinese saying Hao = Okay (no real word for yes, and yes is only a fragment anyway) and nodding and everything doesn’t necessarily mean “I agree with you and accept your terms”. He could can also mean “I understand what you are saying, but screw you and your mother and your mother’s dog and everyone you ever knew for suggesting this”. So he had to go back immediately and hammer out a new deal. (Better confirmations would be shi = “it is” or dui = “true” in response to a question, or repeating the verb or the whole sentence and really saying “I agree”.) I suppose a Yes can mean the same in negotiations between two Americans. And Prez looks a bit Asian anyway ;)
Say yes in 500 languages: http://users.elite.net/runner/jennifers/yes.htm
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 3:31 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
rec
for including “and your mom” in the context of international trade relations
by medmelon on Sep 24, 2009 5:02 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Japanese (I am not sure about other nationalities) nod their heads a few times per sentence. They also couple it with an “un” sound. It only means they are listening and understand, nothing more.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I lived with 2 Japanese girls
And if talking to one on the phone, they do that “un” thing, and when they talk and YOU don’t do a “uh huh” or some noise to show you are there, they would go “HELLO? CAN YOU HEAR ME? HELLO?” even if they are in the middle of their story and you hadn’t paused or anything.
You’re right, they just needed that noise to confirm the other was listening.
UN…………………………..UN…………………….OOH!………………UN………….
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For me it was hard to concentrate when they did that, since Americans are not used hearing feedback ‘til the end. Whenever I heard the “un”, I’d stop talking expecting them to say something, and then nothing, so I’d start again, until eventually I’d hear, “un”. I finally got used to it after a while.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Being around girls
You probably heard a lot of “Segoi!!!” and “Honto!?!?!?!” sprinkled throughout the conversations.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha I forgot about "segoi"
I remember that one specifically. What does it mean?
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It means, “That’s GREAT!!”
Honto is “Really?”
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, yeah, honto is said with a GASP
And segoi with glee.
Then cover your mouth and giggle.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, don’t show your teeth, get guttural on on first oh sound, and stretch the pronounciation:
Hoouuntoohhhh?
I am not sure the spelling in English, but “steakie” is “cool”
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
rec
no one should lose by 100….it’s like a tall guy losing to a short guy in bball
by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol like if CP3 beat ghost face przybilla?
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A PSA for breast cancer awareness that seems to really speak to peoples fundamental love of boobies.
by tominhawaii on Sep 24, 2009 3:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Tubes are broken/clogged
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 3:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's probably on YouTube too
I don’t get it at work though
by tominhawaii on Sep 24, 2009 3:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
boobyball?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure how to comment in Hurryup's post
by tominhawaii on Sep 24, 2009 3:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I skipped the last two posts and thought "let someone else make the first comment"
But I support the general feeling that if we want to fill the roster completely we rather need more bigs than more guards. We have so many that can play 2 positions, and the last guard would only warm the bench, travel to Idaho, and really never be called upon unless he developed into some superstar and beat out Blake or Rudy on the spot to take the #2.
For that purpose, I plan to plaster this shirt all over BE ;)
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 3:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
I think I agree with him but he also seems to be calling everyone out. I just decided not to comment because I had no idea how to respond.
by tominhawaii on Sep 24, 2009 4:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I broke the seal.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know if you're wearing that shirt....
….it’s just not complete unless you wear the zebra-pattern sweatpants along with it. You simply can’t waste fashion gold like that without giving it the natural complement.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
by LeafHawk on Sep 24, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watched "Employee of the Month" last night. For a predictable popcorn comedy, it was pretty fun.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 6:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I liked that movie
Jessica Simpson + huge ears = good fun
Blazers win!
by The X-man on Sep 24, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wojnarowski slobbering all over Nets new majority investor/owner (?) Prokhorov. Why am I not surprised?
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 6:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I KNEW IT!!
A WOJ IS A COMMIE!
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
33 days, 11 hours, 49 minutes and 49 seconds
"Junk is not, like alcohol or weed, a means to increased enjoyment of life. Junk is not a kick. It is a way of life." William S. Burroughs
by bow4meow on Sep 24, 2009 7:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Always appropriate for your viewing pleasure.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's actually my ringtone on my BlackBerry
Blazers win!
by The X-man on Sep 24, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good Morning
BEdge, last day of work for this month woot woot.
"There’s nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you’re money and that you want to party."
by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 7:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
thanks! ;)
Gonna be good getting back in town tonight. (and hopefully having my season tickets waiting on my coffee table hahaha)
"There’s nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you’re money and that you want to party."
by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You people make me so jealous with you're season tickets and what not...
at least I get to go see Real Madrid FC once in a while.
Utah is playing in Madrid in 2 weeks, but I don’t think I’ll bother…
by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like Utah of the US, or is there some other Utah I don’t know about?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah Utah Jazz is playing Real Madrid bball team the 8th of octobre, I think
by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Utah Jazz of the National Basketball Association from the United States of America?!
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There shouldn't even be ONE Utah Jazz
The name makes no sense!
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know two guitarists who live in Park City Utah
One of them could play jazz, but doesn’t – the other one couldn’t if he wanted to. Both are good rock players though.
Utah jazz is an oxymoron! – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Los Angeles and Salt Lake City should swap teams.
by MiledAnimal on Sep 24, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is such a good idea on so many levels
The best one is: Kobe finishes his career in SLC. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So basically you're saying you can't confirm which Utah Jazz it is
I knew it.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only speak American, and they only thing I could figure what that you guys are going to open a McDonalds in Da_Real_Madrid.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Deron Williams was traded to Madrid!?!?
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohhhhhh I see what you mean
Wait, huh?!?!?
I can’t believe the NBA added a team in Europe, and let them have such a bad name. The Madrid Realsdoesn’t even make SENSE, and the flight times on road trips is going to be awful, especially for west coast teams.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we have a Portland Timbers FC
Gonna be MLS status pretty soon hahah.
Ronaldo Fan???
"There’s nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you’re money and that you want to party."
by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i work with a couple of
Seattle Sounders fans… those guys our sponsored by Xbox 360 ha. they were sporting there jerseys yesterday..
"There’s nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you’re money and that you want to party."
by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coming back from my vacation...
me and the wifey stopped in Seattle. We ended up having some good ribs for lunch at a Sounders bar pretty close to Qwest Field. When I told them I was a Timbers fan, the cheerful vibe in the bar went downhill pretty quickly.
That color scheme makes them look like Sea World employees or something.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
by LeafHawk on Sep 24, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cristiano Ronaldo?
He’s a bit too arrogant for my taste, but he’s definately an incredible “fútbol” player…
by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
true true.
"There’s nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you’re money and that you want to party."
by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kaka > C. Ronaldo
Messi = Kaka, but that could change.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
by LeafHawk on Sep 24, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should go, and hope that you can be a witness as some Jazz player does something incredibly dumb that will be all over ESPN
Or start such an incident. “That big skull dude looked at me cross-eyed, get after him security!”
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to have to trick someone into taking me...
most of the good tickets are sold out
by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are any of your job candidates going? wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is a great idea!!!
I actually think I might go :)
by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then, sit behind the Utah bench and taunt them unmercifully
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
in Spanish
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phew
Just checked into the course website of a course I’m taking, and apart from having to read a lot and some case studies the Prof wants some discussion in a forum to judge you class contributions to round your grade up or down. And I’m a little late for this since I didn’t know the link until now. Thankfully the forum looks more like Mavs Moneyball or the old BE than the current one if you know what I’m saying ;) 2 threads, half a dozen comments. Should be able to make some posts there and show my active contribution over the weekend.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 8:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
got it made.
"There’s nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you’re money and that you want to party."
by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There goes the neighborhood. Home values in Lake Oswego must be plummeting with all this crime.
9/14/09 10:56 a.m. There was $55 in damage done when graffiti was applied to a building, light pole and sign at a recreation center.
9/14/09 1:47 p.m. A man fell down while walking on a broken sidewalk on Boones Ferry Road.
9/14/09 4:10 p.m. An elderly man acted confused at a pizza restaurant.
9/14/09 8:02 p.m. An ex-student put another student in a chokehold. A request was made to trespass the ex-student from Lake Oswego High School.
9/15/09 12:54 p.m. Police saved a man from being stranded on his roof after his ladder fell down while he was working on it. The ladder was replaced and the man came down.
9/15/09 1:39 p.m. A caged leopard was observed in a vehicle traveling down Highway 43.
9/15/09 3:22 p.m. A man with a rolled-up newspaper went into a store and refused to leave when asked. He is believed to be homeless.
9/15/09 4:47 p.m. An old lady has been throwing plums at her neighbor.
9/15/09 5 p.m. An injured pheasant was caught on the side of a road by officers and taken to the Audubon Society.
9/15/09 7:54 p.m. A woman said her 23-year-old daughter received a threatening letter from Nevada.
9/15/09 8:04 p.m. A family fight at a fast-food restaurant was quieted by official intervention.
9/16/09 12:36 a.m. A drunken woman was throwing things inside of her apartment.
9/16/09 1:18 a.m. Two skateboarders were hiding in the bushes by a car parked on Meadows Road.
9/16/09 1:44 p.m. A woman complained that her neighbor’s garage sale had been going on for far too long.
9/16/09 1:57 p.m. A woman’s car has been egged five times in less than a month.
9/16/09 2:56 p.m. Somebody has been making harassing calls from a bank to an Asian restaurant, despite pleas to stop.
9/16/09 5:32 p.m. Fish, meat and chicken have been sold by a man in a van, and concerns have been expressed that his company is not legitimate.
9/16/09 8:19 p.m. A man who had been trespassed from the location of his former company was suspected of taking items to his home.
9/16/09 11:21 p.m. A neighbor is tormenting a woman about her dog relieving itself outside. Both parties were advised to take the problem to management or else to seek mediation.
9/17/09 10:42 a.m. Police assistance was sought on pinning down the identity of a plant a woman believes to be marijuana.
9/17/09 2:59 p.m. A person was reported to be handing out religious pamphlets at the entrance to a school. The complainant was advised that this was no crime.
9/17/09 8:58 p.m. A short, heavy, suspicious man was advised to leave a super market after he was observed leaning against a wall.
9/18/09 7:12 a.m. A young male with a red gas can has been approaching people for money to get downtown. Two weeks ago he did the same thing.
9/18/09 1:06 p.m. Two babies were left in a vehicle by their mother because they had swine flu. Police said the mom was apparently picking up medicine as all three were sick.
9/18/09 7:23 a.m. A woman sought advice after feces were spread all over her wall and bed. In addition, people were coming into her house and taking things.
9/18/09 7:48 p.m. After leaving his mobility scooter on a lake dock, a disabled man returned to find that it was missing. It turned out the scooter had been thrown into the water by a mentally challenged boy, whose father agreed to pay for a new scooter.
9/19/09 8:41 a.m. A raccoon found injured in the middle of the road was taken to a Lake Grove veterinarian.
9/19/09 8:43 a.m. A disoriented female found walking on Kruse Way was taken to St. Vincent’s.
9/19/09 12:17 p.m. A female inside a sandwich shop refused to take her dog outside, even though it is not a service dog.
9/19/09 5:56 p.m. A man left his white Mercedes running in a parking lot, then returned to find it gone.
9/19/09 6:23 p.m. A person dropped a glass on Lakeview Boulevard, then got out and tried to pick it up.
9/20/09 10 a.m. Some protesters were expected at the speech of grandson of Mohandas K. "Mahatma" Gandhi at Marylhurst University campus.
9/20/09 9:46 p.m. In a hot display of anger, a subject threatened to kill a man and set his house on fire.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 9:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
people protest Gandhi?
. A woman sought advice after feces were spread all over her wall and bed
A caged leopard was observed in a vehicle traveling down Highway 43.
^^wat?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leopards are weird to see since
It’s mostly cougars ’round here.
HEYYO!
Seriously the mid-aged divorcee condo ladies are everywhere.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
9/19/09 6:23 p.m. A person dropped a glass on Lakeview Boulevard, then got out and tried to pick it up.
that no good lousy scoundrel.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but did they get it? how does this story end? I hate cliffhangers
Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day
by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the results are in the next police blotter.
there will be blood.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I found a typo!
9/19/09 5:56 p.m. A man moron left his white Mercedes running in a parking lot, then returned to find it gone.
by Corvid on Sep 24, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haha
I wonder what his insurance company said about that?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
true story:
I was in Salem with a couple friends. We went to see a movie, then went to Borders. I drove with one of my friends, other one drove herself. She left, rejecting our idea of eating something at Outback. So me and my friend are in Outback for probably 40 minutes to an hour, after spending maybe 30 minutes in Borders. We go to leave. I walk up to my car….to find my door wide open. For some reason, I didn’t close it when I got out of the car. Nothing stolen, car still there after being parked for an hour and a half in a parking lot on Lancaster. I felt equal parts dumb and lucky.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's amazing about your story --
NOBODY closed the door? I’d have a hard time walking past a car with the door wide open and no one else around.
by Corvid on Sep 24, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i never even thought about that.
but you’re right. it was parked under an inoperable lamp post so it was kinda in the dark. also a dark car.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
9/16/09 11:21 p.m. A neighbor is tormenting a woman about her dog relieving itself outside. Both parties were advised to take the problem to management or else to seek mediation.
I read that as ‘seek medication’ at first.
by Roybot on Sep 24, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
9/17/09 8:58 p.m. A short, heavy, suspicious man was advised to leave a super market after he was observed leaning against a wall.
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Sep 24, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
New Sig..
Posse gettin worked tmrw.
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 9:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, did Jonestr get a job or something?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 9:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
going by slow this morning...
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 9:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
best 80's movie....
my top 3 The Goonies, Karate Kid and Top Gun.
Was just listenin to the radio and they did some radio contest on name all the 80 movies you can ect.
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by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 9:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hmm....
good topic.
my personal three: Raiders, Karate Kid, Empire Strikes Back.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There need to be some Ghostbusters in there ;)
As remarked in a previous JD, 1984 was an incredible movie year. All-Star lineup at least, if not Hall of Fame:
Ghostbusters, Beverly Hills Cop, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Gremlins, The Karate Kid, Police Academy, Footloose, Star Trek III The Search For Spock, Splash, Amadeus, Greystoke, Revenge of the Nerds, 2010 (!), Terminator, The Killing Fields, Friday the 13th, Conan The Destroyer, The Gods Must Be Crazy, The Last Starfighter, Cannonball Run II, Pinoccio, A Nightmare on Elm Street, The Jungle Book, Missing in Action, Against All Odds, …
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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that all in '84? Wow
I loved the Last Starfighter. Carlin was in it. I have seen it recently, and it really doesn’t hold up.
Revenge of the Nerds has to be up there as the quintessential representation of ’80’s comedy.
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by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
george carlin was in it?
and LS does hold up.. its awesome. its just got crappy special effects
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, got that messed up with Bill and Teds.
I thought he was the old guy trying to recuit the video game kid.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope...
that was just some guy..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't like Last Starfighter as a kid
I felt it was a Star Wars ripoff and I hated everything that ripped off Star Wars instead of just enjoying it like a kid should.
Now I gotta check to see if Carlin was in it because I don’t remember him… I don’t see him listed on IMDB, and checking Carlin’s IMDB page, it looks like he didn’t act in ANYTHING between 1979 and 1987. Hmm. I wonder why? I grew up knowing who he was, before Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, which came out in 1988, so I must know him from something… and I don’t recall his standup until AFTER Bill and Ted in my child head…
Hmm, mystery!
But no, I don’t think he was in the Last Starfighter.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, Carlin just did standup from 1979 to 1987.
That’s fine.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He wasn’t upon further reflection.
And I liked it cuz the video game angle. I never considered the Star Wars angle.
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by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no carlin
but Ash is right.. the video game angle was ingenius
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was a joyless child sometimes
If something was similar to something that I knew came before it, I screamed rip off.
Not even knowing that Star Wars features countless elements from other movies, myth, books that came before it.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well in truth
so many things are just ripoffs it gets hard to tell where originality ends and copycat begin..
watch it again.. its awesome.. especially alexs robot who wants to get laid and doesnt want to go back to headquarters even when alex gets home
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah 84 was a good year..
i wasn’t even born yet ha.
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by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was a good year.
i’ve not seen them all in a row like that. if i had the inclination to do that much research, it’d be kinda fun to put a list like that together and pick the best movie year from, say, the past 30 years.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go ahead, here is my source
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/yearly/chart/?yr=1984&p=.htm
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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just so all you kids know
I don’t like Batum because of SB. I’d like like him just fine if it wasn’t for SB.
by tominhawaii on Sep 24, 2009 9:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SB?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What has SaBoner done to you?
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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
Now you done made me go off and do a search.
by Corvid on Sep 24, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thought I'd find a recent rant, but nothing (sigh).
by Corvid on Sep 24, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll give you a hint
Sabonis4Ever Butt
by tominhawaii on Sep 24, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tom doesn't like when people write bad things about other players for the sake of their favorite player getting more minutes
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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah
He was a jerk even before Batum was drafted to anyone who said they’d rather draft someone else or made a French joke, the guy would go nuts. I talk about trading Batum just to make him mad. He’s onto me so he doesn’t reply to me.
by tominhawaii on Sep 24, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You must be getting to him
Cuz he did say Spain is greater than France
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah
The clue involves that guy’s name.
by tominhawaii on Sep 24, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmmm
What is the wild card for SBN’s search? I tried butt and butt but it didn’t work.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, dang HTML. I don't know the comment tag.
’*butt’*
and
‘%butt’%
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
clever clue
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 27, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so i found out this morning i will be in portland on the 6th
who wants to bring me to the game?
fire nate before its too late
by pipgras on Sep 24, 2009 10:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
12 days
Prepare for the preseason highlight reel!
Two points scored by GO’ = "thunderdunk"
by T$ 225 on Sep 24, 2009 10:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Prez keeps his name
I said so!
Blazers win!
by The X-man on Sep 24, 2009 10:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's up Junkland
Regarding the bi-lateral nature of the bet, I think many are failing to see both prez’s manhood and the consequential photo on this post—The photo (a clear attempt at demonstrating prez’s manhood as greater than DS’s) suggests that one party (Prez) has proceeded as though the bet was still on, and the outcome was different—namely that he won and now must demonstrate his manhood size. Further, I suspect a conspiracy here based upon Dougall posting this and the comments from those involved in said incident…. basically, communism, it’s here, now.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 10:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pdxtrailblazers:
Oddest rookie thing, @jbay4 requested Gatorade on “warm ice” in his hotel room when they go on the road. Dante not sure what that means.
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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 11:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Hot ice! I heat up...the ice cubes!"
5 DtL points to anyone who knows what movie that is from without google.
by the way, strikout fail or is that intentional Norsk?
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rookie of the Year
I wish I didn’t know that almost.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
by LeafHawk on Sep 24, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha. i like that movie.
have fun with the 5 points.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good Read
Gates’ overhaul of the pentagon
“This is a department that principally plans for war. It’s not organized to wage war. And that’s what I’m trying to fix.”
After three years under Gates, the Defense Department is finally learning the right lesson: You wage war with the enemies you have, not the ones you wish you had.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 11:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
I hate when some companies always come up with plans that were in their junk drawer since the end of the cold war. “Hey Pentagon, wanna buy howitzers that are ideal to gun down an approaching land strike force?”. Too bad enemies of the future don’t come to battle in a clean order over an open plain. “Dude, that F-17 is really outdated, here is a plan for an awesome new fighter plane. Say what, the enemy has no planes?”.
I also gained new appreciation for Bush Jr. recently when I read a great TIME piece on him denying a last ditch effort by Cheney to get Scooter Libby pardoned. Pardon me? All political posturing aside, what he did was the closest thing to treason I have heard of apart from outright selling information to another country. No way you can pardon someone like that even if he was a good foot soldier before.
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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how is libby not executed btw?
if he was any lower ranking he would be either dead or in jail for life with no parole
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully, Cheney is next. He should be tried for war crimes.
(Sorry, Miled)
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Are you guys talking about bowling???? Bowling...BROY INSIDE THE NBA!!!
SO SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
btw, hello:)
by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 11:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that looks a lot like my highlight reel
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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Minus the dunks, blocks, steals, jumpers, and everything else?
by Roybot on Sep 24, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's mean
you’ve never seen me play… how would you know?
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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so’s your FACE
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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a given that I have a face?
duh.
by Roybot on Sep 24, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Deal with it
ooohhh… BURN
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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well that is a pathetic display arkitect....
ggggrrrrrrrrrrrr.
by Rudiculous on Sep 24, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m a streak shooter… somedays it’s there, somedays I have to keep shooting till I start making them… I’m the Danny Ainge of the JD
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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh and Grrrrrrrrr…. right back atcha
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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Getting on a cover is awesome.
Roy’s got some nice trademark plays.
Who was the announcer?
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whats u posse..
glad you got rid of your sig line. haha.
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by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never realized until now
That Batum is thrusting his hips towards Roy after Roy hit that big shot against Houston.
by tominhawaii on Sep 24, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its probably a cultural thing
nothing to worry about
- Neil
by Blazin'aTrail on Sep 24, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always buy games that show no gameplay footage in the trailer ;)
Hey, did you know the new Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic will look nothing like this awesome trailer when playing it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOvbv-LkK6w
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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, I just downloaded this trailer off the Bioware Old Republic site in HD. Might be the greatest game trailer ever. Apparently the designers who can't make a movie put their effort into this. Great details not seen in YouTube HD.
I wish they had taken the story out of the games Force Unleashed and this one and made those into the prequel. Much more badass. Unfortunately the game will really look nothing like the trailer.
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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol, a bit old but hilarious by the incomparable Tony.psd over at Golden State of Mind. They are currently doing team previews. No Blazers yet as far as I can see.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 11:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thats solid
But i they really should have photoshoped up a picture of artest instead of using a real one :)
- Neil
by Blazin'aTrail on Sep 24, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kevin Pritchard media day interview on Oden that reads as if Mortimer had written it
http://blog.oregonlive.com/blazers/2009/09/media_day_video_kevin_pritchar_1.html
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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 11:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The "he just needs to be on the floor" part?
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That and the "passing center" and "we are a better team when he is on the floor" and the whole interview
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I really think Oden can be that passing center
He’s got a natural eye for passing, hitting cutters, the open shooter across the court, etc.
We just didn’t go into him much.
Yay, me and KP agree.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'll still likely be in foul trouble
But if he can just get a better flow going, because he’d get in a good flow and do something nice and then TWEET his 2nd dumb foul is called, this time for something he actually did, after the first one was imaginary. He just needs to space out those fouls a few minutes and get more done on the dang court.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it sounded
nothing like this
by tominhawaii on Sep 24, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh snap, don't like to that
It’ll get it deleted.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL -- I remember that one
Mortimer at his . . . um . . . somethingest.
by Corvid on Sep 24, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Loose lippiest.
Mortimer at his forgetting-where-he-is-iest.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that it was in a Dave chat and not a JD
by tominhawaii on Sep 24, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dave sent me an email
Saying my story jibes with his experience as well, so he agreed with me.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He had already gone to bed though
It’d be funny if he read it and it was stuck in his head and it slipped out during a sermon.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is give and take, Mortimer.
Those people magically don’t have body odor. Which trumps a lot of other stuff.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They do have body odor
It’s how they make Yoshida’s teriyaki.
It’s just a nummy odor.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW HOW THEY MAKE FISH SAUCE
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yoshida is from Oregon
MAYBE I’LL ASK HIM!!!!
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH NOOOOOOO
I forgot about that, and I’ve met him a few times.
He was nice. I get his sauce at CostCo and totally forgot it was a local product.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
After he hears about this
He just may put something special in your sauce!
And you’re right, I really don’t want to see fish sauce made, just like I don’t want to see hot dogs made.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like Big Dans bento sauce
we dont have it here tho
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Yoshida's house
out beyond Troutdale. A beautiful home. I like his little art gallery in the Pearl too. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They make up for it with bad fishy breath
by tominhawaii on Sep 24, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And their homes, if they're 1st generation.
Hot and stinky.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup
I wasn’t talking about American Asians, I was talking about the ones who come here for school and stuff.
Their breath always smelled like they just ate a huge dried squid.
by tominhawaii on Sep 24, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh, they did
I had a roommate that would open a bag of tiny dried fish, and he’d chomp on it like they were potato chips.
Those things do smell.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget arare
One cracker could make whatever animal that has the biggest mouth, have stinky breath.
by tominhawaii on Sep 24, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The ones with the dried shrimp are the stinkiest
No doubt.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dave chats are fun. I hope he does more.
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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If someone can do up a transcript of it that would be nice
I can’t listen to the audio as I’m supposed to be working
Blazers win!
by The X-man on Sep 24, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I fixed my sig
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw that. Thank you
Blazers win!
by The X-man on Sep 24, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
‘All right. I was trying. I said the mountains looked like white elephants. Wasn’t that bright?’
‘That was bright.’
‘I wanted to try this new drink. That’s all we do, isn’t it – look at things and try new drinks?’
‘I guess so.’
The girl looked across at the hills.
’They’re lovely hills,’ she said. ‘They don’t really look like white elephants. I just meant the colouring of their skin through the trees.’
‘Should we have another drink?’
‘All right.’
The warm wind blew the bead curtain against the table.
‘The beer’s nice and cool,’ the man said.
’It’s lovely,’ the girl said.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think that sounds like KP talking about Oden lol
But it’s interesting nonetheless
Blazers win!
by The X-man on Sep 24, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Try rereading it with “Oden” as the “Girl” —he’s a big fan of looking out on the west hills.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is a good story.
from what i remember anyway. I haven’t read a lot of Hemingway. Except Old Man and the Sea. I love that book.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when i read transcript, i thought dialogue, and this was the first thing to my mind. sometimes i shoot from the hip.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
. . . because you are a Hipster.
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don’t have any tats, i swear.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
handle bar mustache?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I reserve my staches for special occasions. I do have a beard right now. I’m not a metro-gnome though. Mabye if I grow it out over 3 months….
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have tats.
but can only wish for a handle bar mustache….sigh
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope, except when I wear my polyester suit—can’t slide a dime through that!
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you wear any clothes "ironically"
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
most of the shirts i wear now, i made—I made one with “bolsheviks” and lenin’s mug above it. Maybe ironic…
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bolshevik reference + polyester suit = HIPSTER
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btw… any acrylic paint recommendations?
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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you just looking for some paint?
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, I’m looking for a creative outlet… traditionally I’ve been a pen and ink guy, but I am wanting to find something that forces me to be looser… so I’m going to start painting… I know I don’t have the patience for Oils, and Watercolors piss me off something fierce, so Acrylics it is, but beyond judging them by price, I really don’t know what to look for yet in terms of paint
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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, cool.
That’s exactly what I did—just went out and bought stuff. The cheapest art stuff in town is at “I’ve been Framed” on 50 SE Foster. I’d recommend getting canvases and brushes there. They have some “Basic” brand paints which are okay, for the price. The paints I use are only sold at 42 and SE Hawthorn at this place called Muse. The paints are called A>2. They are the best “student” paints I’ve used, and now the only paints I buy. A tube is about 5 bucks. I would buy red, yellow, blue, burnt sienna, raw umber, and two tubes of white to start. Mix, mash, go nuts. That’s how I would start.
A couple people have asked me about some of this, so in the next week I’m going to blog about how I would start painting from scratch (tools, paints, starting methods, general tips, etc). I’ll shoot you a link when it happens.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks
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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, just let me know if you have any questions. I’d be more than happy to suggest anything.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HIPSTER!
anything you “made” yourself.. hipster
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bear grylls, the hipster, would make a rain jacket from your flesh for that comment.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
bear grylls is fake.. tell him i said that. all you hipsters know each other
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Peg-legged jeans?
Bandana anywhere?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always wrap my cucumber in foil.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that a euphemism?
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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spinal Tap—I’ve mixed Cucumber with Zucchini… a failed reference :(
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how Stoudamire of you
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't you love it when you get Bitched at..
when your supervisor/boss messes up! ahhhhhhh Glad i’m leaving at 2 lol.
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by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 11:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i stepped up though..
I do work fellas.
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by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dibs on the next JD
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 11:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I dont know what you're talking about
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, but we know what you’re going to talk about… and it won’t work
.
.
.
this is a pre-emptive no
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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Just know that we know and that it’s not going to work.
by Roybot on Sep 24, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was prez's idea...
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lies… Prez doesn’t have ideas
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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
geez
he just wanted me to explain what was really gonna go down but if you guys dont wanna hear it thats cool
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why so serious?
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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
please don’t yell at me
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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know what after hearing about all this stuff, I think I'm with you Starvin' Marvin.
If you guys agreed on something, hand shake or not, it should stand. I mean, if a guy says he’ll commit to something and then doesn’t, that’s not cool. It’s a matter of having your word actually mean something. I think Prez should be held to the bet as you guys discussed it. And based on what I’ve heard here, and not actually knowing what happened (you guys do though), the bet should stand. Squelching on a bet, especially one with a friend, is not a good thing. The only reason to not go through with the terms of the bet is if the other party lets you off the hook.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
a voice of reason on bedge?
prez is willing to do it. everyone else is just freakin out about it.
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well perhaps the power is in your hands
So if you want to remove Prez from his birthright, maybe the call is up to you.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, prezofdeath
is a very well known screenname and well known person on Bedge, so I can see why some people wouldn’t want to see the name disappear. But still, if he’s willing, then that’s all that matters. and much of the comments may be tongue in cheek; sometimes it can be hard to tell.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How to put it nicely..
regardless of what actually happened, the truth is Prez’ ability to continue uing his screen name is more important than your bet, your screen name, your goldfish, your bowling ability….pretty much everything except your actual life is less important than Prez being able to keep his screen name.
i.e. if Brandon Roy lost to AK1984 at scrabble, and for some stupid reason Roy said he’d retire if he lost, the universe would flip AK the bird, and Roy would not have to retire.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
by TheTinfoil on Sep 24, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
so someone being able to keep
a fake name on a message board full of mostly anonymous people is more important that keeping their word?
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you value for what they have fought and died for?
Yes.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If Prez does it, he will be keeping his word
Our goal is to ask the winner of the bet to call it off so that Prez doesn’t have to preserve his honor by ending a good account’s career.
And Prez needs to not risk his name on bowling games when he isn’t sure he can win.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the second point you make
is the most important.
they should have made a bet involving the sig line where one person had to have a signature of the other’s choosing for a certain length of time and the signature could change at the winner’s discretion.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be more fun of a bet
Now we know Marvin is clutch though, and Prez is a choker.
It’s important to know as we form our playoff rosters.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a foolish bet. I can't trust his judgment anymore. My faith in the mods is destroyed.
(Just kidding Prez. I think the whole debate is funny.)
by Corvid on Sep 24, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he doesn't drink even
Imagine what bad decisions he’d made if he was hopped up on booze and not just a diet Dr. Pepper.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the best decision might be to just
have a trial at the next Bedge night. There should be early season bedge night and then late season Bedge night too. You’ll have to teleconferance in.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And our colours?
May we wear them with pride back to England?
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh yeah.
and Roybot is the one who stands up just before the trial is about to end and admits she’s the guilty one. like in Perry Mason.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
because you're an instigator.
(or is this where I should say, because of YOUR FACE!) I can never tell.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am 99% sure Arkitect would have said
because of my face so it probably was an appropriate time.
by Roybot on Sep 24, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll leave the face comments
to the pros from now on. also, you’d be the one to stand up because it’s always the person that’s around but that you’d least expect.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would never commit such a heinous crime!
by Roybot on Sep 24, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sure, you say that now.
but just wait until Starvin Marvin is on the stand and FFA is grilling him and the lights are hot on your skin and the stuffy courtroom air is clogging your lungs and the guilt is rising within you like sick….then we’ll see what’s what.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think it should be me.
I wasn’t even there!
by Roybot on Sep 24, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's the alibi?
because I bet you were watching from across the bowling alley…. pining. I’m sure it’s all a very sordid story.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
something something something… your mom says hi… something somethi
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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
can i be clarence gilyard, jr. in this mock trial?
maybe i can save myself from certain death from idol and ffa
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by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you think even 10% of the people on here know Perry Mason or what you are referring to…
personally i love it.. good reference DTL
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're probably right.
but oh well. as long as one person finds it funny I’ve done my job.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always preferred matlock
but perry mason was a solid show
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by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Murder She Wrote FTW
I can’t remember if I had the idea or if I stole it from Tom,
but I like the idea of a re-done version of Murder She Wrote
called “Murder…. she DID?!?!” where she is behind every
murder and goes about framing people all over the country
for her serial killings.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dexter?
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does he frame people?
He just gets rid of bad people.
Murder…. she DID?!?!?! isn’t virtuous like that. She
takes innocent people and ruins their lives to cover
up her murders.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO ONE SUSPECTS THE MEDDLING OLD BIDDY.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tom, did I steal this from you?
Or least partly stole it from you?
I honestly can’t remember but feel like I didn’t have the priginal seed of the idea, if not none of it entirely.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
priginal = original
SBN can’t fix this “cuts off the side”
bug fast enough.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I said that I thought Angela Lansbury was the real killer in that show
I think you put a new spin on it.
How is this for a show?
Some guy goes back over all the Murder She Wrote shows and proves that it was actually Angela
by tominhawaii on Sep 25, 2009 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
matlock sucked
compared to perry mason
and we are talking like a 30 year window between the 2
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perry Mason TV movies were on when Matlock was on.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was talking about the series
it hasnt been on since i have been alive..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh, yeah, we know what you're talking about
We’re not STUPID, Gor.
Geez…
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean, its him, right? It isn't me, is it?
It’s him.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Le Mortimeur is French-Canadian
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
jury
would be bedgers chosen by the lawyers (FFA and whoever might be on SM’s side). Bailiffs would be mods. you would be the court reporter. TiH would be the court jester.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need to fly in FFA to be prez's lawyer.
by Roybot on Sep 24, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Her hourly rates are insane
Luckily she can be paid in chalupa coupons!
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Remind me again who you were before you switched screen names :)
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
im with ya
if you say your gonna do it, do it..
Tony Montana is dissapointed.. you lost your balls in a bowling game and then reneged on your word.. thats ALL a man has
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pinched nerve for the loss
strangely when i pinch the area it does not go away
Blazer Fan
by leeroyjenkins on Sep 24, 2009 12:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
pinched nerves suck.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 24, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
David Thorpe did a first season preview chat. I just did a search for some keywords, and the only Blazer-related thing I could find was that he likes Brandon slimmed down. "Lean strength"
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 12:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Spurs waive McClinton, a sweet-shooting guard who is a bit on the smaller side. Does KP take a look?
http://www.draftexpress.com/profile/Jack-McClinton-5304/
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
they waived him to make room
for Dwayne Jones
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not necessarily, like Dallas they have too many guys anyway (17 or 18) and Jones in not guaranteed
I’m not sure KP would be interested in McClinton since he is short, but a) he has “role player potential” and a great shot on his own or on catch-and-shooting according to DX (younger Blake anyone?), and b) he was gone when the Blazers drafted Mills.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahh.. i just saw on 48min of hell
that they dropped mcclintock to make room for jones
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok I'm out, maybe I'll drop in later
Free the Prez!
by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 12:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Have good one!
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by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take care Fanfaraway
I miss you most of all.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I ESPECIALLY miss you most of all, BRP
You didn’t even go nowhere, if you had said you were leaving I’da said sumthin’ nice too!
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
rec
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Posse,
Adidas in the next week or 2??? then hit up Buffalo wild wings. you game?
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by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 12:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd go in for some BWW action
Blazers win!
by The X-man on Sep 24, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we will arrange an BWW meet up.
on a tues/thurs 50 cent wings yo
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by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm dropping $3,500 next week to fix my 1995 BMW.
by MiledAnimal on Sep 24, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ouch.
So it will be worth $13,500 when it is finished? – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
was that 1 a typo?
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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
smh
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and laughing
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm smh but definitely not laughing.
Your estimate is accurate, because my bro-in-law gave us the car.
by MiledAnimal on Sep 25, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's a lot of money
hopefully you will have a lot of car when that’s all done. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 25, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks. It's mostly in pretty good shape.
Already put new tires and rear shocks on it. We’re having the front struts replaced and four oil leaks fixed, plus the climate control system has a weird problem where if you turn the airflow dial to the floor setting, the air that hits your feet is hot enough to set your feet on fire, or feels like it. I’m just hoping once we sink all this money into it we won’t have anything more than regular maintenance items for a few years.
by MiledAnimal on Sep 25, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
like the Sig...
hahaha.
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by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
your sig doesn’t make any sense…what moves?
the only move you make is the quick right to left head movement when i blow by you for a score!!
by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol, "White Men Can't Jump"
we might do a brew vs bro game tmrw…
where my crew.. me, tyler, tylers bro brandon, jase, david
and against his crew.
you might join ours though.. if david doesnt show. if your down.
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by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
smh version 1 @ Prez
obviously, he made this bet for a reason:
he wants DS to write up a JD cuz he wants to lose so he can change his screen name to “iGotaGirlfriend!”
DS is the man at bowling…beating anyone by 100 is pretty dang impressive.
by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have tomorrows JD written with absolute facts about what exactly happened last night
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wait Prez got a girlfriend?
Now wonder he lost by 100, women make men weak at bowling.
by tingeyga on Sep 24, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prez got a girl who is a friend… big difference
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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So he is still stuck in the friend zone then?
Well that make him only bowling a 98 all the more inexplicable.
by tingeyga on Sep 24, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Women are bad for the legs
Rocky’s trainer said so
Blazers win!
by The X-man on Sep 24, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do you think happens at HotSpar?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe that place is legal
It looks incredibly dirty.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not entirely sure
but apparently it involves bidets.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just got 2 free tickets to the Oregon vs Cal game saturday.
nice nice.
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by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Im gonna be there too!!
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet!
not sure what section or anything… my dad called and said these were the guys season tickets ect.
think my bro and i are going,
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by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jealous….
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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which i shouldn't really go..
all the oregon games i’ve between we have lost. TRUE story..
Last year Boise state vs Oregon = Lost
BYU vs Oregon (Las Vegas Bowl, was on the field for the flag ceremony.. and gettin paid for it, and free tickets)
Oregon at USC (Year of the las vegas bowl, think 2007??) We got worked.
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by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha I was at the Boist State game last year too
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the game was brutal..
untill the 4th, when we started actually doing something ha.
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by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Darron Thomas beasted the hell out of that 4th Q
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wish he would take over the QB pos.
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by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have the exact opposite effect
i never been to a game they lost, but the only games i have gone to against ranked teams was michigan(when michigan was #3) and last weekends against utah. The problem is i wasn’t able to get a ticket on sunday for this game but i am trying again today. since becoming a student they are 1-1 on home games i don’t attend(the loss boise, the win purdue and that was a barely)
by phillyduck23 on Sep 24, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've only been to one loss
That was the USC game where Leinart and Bush took the Ducks out pretty soon after halftime.
I’ve been to about 10 other games, and Oregon has won all of them. Michigan, Oklahoma, USC and Arizona State back to back with Dixon at QB, UW a couple years back, Illinois in 1995 (my first game) and every game in 1998 when I was going there as a student.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
by LeafHawk on Sep 24, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is rather impressive
michigan, oklahoma, asu and usc.
id say i have been to a little less. lets see all the home games last year(minus boise), idaho(maybe twice i cant remember), michigan, fresno state, houston(i think), and utah last week
by phillyduck23 on Sep 24, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've just gotten way lucky with getting tickets for big games.
If a home game against Portland State was sold out, I doubt I’d end up being able to get tickets. But for whatever reason, there’s been extras for the bigger ones. I’m related to a couple long time boosters/season ticket holders and they hook me up most of the time. I still don’t go to as many games as I would like. I’ll be a season ticket holder at some point though.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
by LeafHawk on Sep 24, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The SF Giants have begged me not to attend any more games.
The two I did attend this year, the combined score was Giants 3, Opponents 18.
by MiledAnimal on Sep 24, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
speaking as a Dodger fan
I will pay you to continue to attend Giant games. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yuck yuck yuck
Suck It Russell martin
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by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I now detest you more than I like you.
Especially since one of those games we lost to the Dodgers.
by MiledAnimal on Sep 25, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
come on boys, at least we can all pull together at Blazers games.
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 25, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dodger and Blazer fan... you're a hybrid, like Timbo!
by MiledAnimal on Sep 25, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I liked baseball still, I’d be a Dodger fan. Used to have season tickets at Dodger stadium… love that place.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
by idoltime on Sep 25, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey i need more bedge phrases for bedgewiki
any ideas?
by phillyduck23 on Sep 24, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
check it
bedgewiki
i know there are a ton more im just drawing a blank
by phillyduck23 on Sep 24, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
you haven't got "flag"
that goes along with rec.
i can’t think of anything else either. there used to be sarcasm font but no one really does that anymore.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
o ya
i meant to do that yesterday
by phillyduck23 on Sep 24, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Snarkish should be identified as a sepeate dialect
Eg so and so speaks snarkish fluently
by southern oregon on Sep 24, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The rules of fatty-speak should be described
Seemingly random but hypnotizing capitalization, spacing, periods and asterisks; lack of paragraphs; use of “you people”, book it, and xxxxxxxx.fanboy.
Someone can probably do a better job of analyzing it than me.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i want to do that but
i don’t think i can properly put into words fatty-speak
by phillyduck23 on Sep 24, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just buy one of those magnetic word refrigerator thingies and dump it out. Add a few asterisks, and BAM
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's normal speak but with no punctuation.
fatty should be his own entry really. sub-entries of “real.baller” “fanboy” “book it”. also some side notes on his self banishment and his flame out where he called everyone fanboys and people got ticked and he was never heard from again. I’m assuming he was banned because Dave made a post about something in a thread that really made him upset (without elaborating, so I could be wrong in my assumption) and I always assumed it was fatty calling everyone fanboys in a semi-derogatory fashion.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
do ya want to do it
i don’t know very much about the legacy of fatty. i only really caught a little bit of his comeback.
im working on real.baller right now and will do fanyboy also
by phillyduck23 on Sep 24, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i could do some but a collective effort would work better.
I started on Bedge in the middle of fatty’s self-banishment. Then was here for his return and subsequent departure. There’s already some good stuff below this comment.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I may have been the cause of fattys departure
I made a statement to the effect “’who cares what a fat ass troll from NY thinks?” and never saw him post again.
by southern oregon on Sep 24, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no way man
He disappeared after his threat to “get us” on the following Monday.
I’m guessing he got a nasty mod-o-gram and got scared off.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
by TheTinfoil on Sep 24, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
does everyone have their own reason for fatty leaving
that could be afun jd, why do u think fatty left?
anyways flag and real.baller is done, let me know if i messed up on anything ppl
by phillyduck23 on Sep 24, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here are the last known words of Fatty (who hasn't logged into since early July, by the way)
bottom line if you people are trying to tell me that a combination of 3 of those guys on my list,would’nt make the blazers a better team off the bench,then you are all lying to yourselves.so you’re trying to tell me that artest or mo williams could’nt start for this team.really or a.brooks and s.battier can’t help this team off the bench.or b.bass c.butler or d.lee can’t help this team off the bench.knowing you people you would all say no these guys can’t help us off the bench.milshap foster or landry can’t be real good ballers off this team’s bench.and you wonder why i can’t wait til tomorrow unreal you people unreal.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
by TheTinfoil on Sep 24, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/s
for sarcasm font.. that lasted awhile
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you callin me a liar boy?
(hand on gun)
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hinrichhinrichhinrichhinrichhinrichhinrichhinrich
Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day
by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's a real baller.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
by AK1984 on Sep 24, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
needs a shave
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 25, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about "grip"? Coined by Nightbluefruit and frequently
used by our very own Mortimer.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
what is grip?
like the phrase “im gonna get a grip of food” or some other meaning
by phillyduck23 on Sep 24, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is a grip he said... laugh out loud...
I dunno :-(
It means “a lot”.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats what i thought
but that is hardly a bedge term more just a basic slang word
by phillyduck23 on Sep 24, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah! I'm out of touch.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grip = Hella
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 24, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:-(
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 25, 2009 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
It’s an “older” slang word for us kids.
It was used a lot when I was in HS, and NBF as well I am sure.
Neither of us coined it, just actively decided to use it a lot because it is out of date.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
like "a lot of"?
that kinda grip?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
But use it sorta wrong or dumb-like, like “man I ate a grip amount of pizza” like it was a unit of measurement.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea.. thats old school slang
i was just wondering if there was some new twist
should we start throwin ebonics around in here
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There isn't a grip of a twist to it
Just use it more and more to bring it back, and preferably use it incorrectly.
by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
some dude at work uses the word Grip
in a similar fashion as Mortay
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keep your eyes peeled
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Sep 24, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Re the reward
I have a shoe box with his address on it,I would entertain any reasonable offer from a bounty hunter for the information
by southern oregon on Sep 24, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHA
BRP has my address too. Please dont kill me!
I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His address is
His Moms basement
by southern oregon on Sep 24, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think this post is a legal
so I will bring dirty socks by some time next week.
dirty socks- we can split the reward you get 80% i get 18% ben and dave each get 1%
fire nate before its too late
by pipgras on Sep 24, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In Memoriam: Prezofdeath
/sounds of an acoustic guitar are playing over the sound of people sobbing at some random cemetary in portland. it is raining.
i close my eyeeees
only for a moment and the moments gone
all my dreams pass before my eyes
with curiosityyyyyy
Duuuuust in the wind
All they are is dust in the wiiiind
same ol’ sooooong
just a drop of water in an endless sea
all we doooo
crumbles to the ground though we refuse to see
duuuuuuuuust in the wind
alll we are is duuuuuust in the wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind
/falls over on prez’s coffin and sobs uncontrollably
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
*cries*
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Sep 24, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Encore:
The roses in the window box
have tilted to one side
Everything about this house
was born to grow and die
I doesn’t seem a year ago to this very day
you said: “Sorry, honey, if I don’t change the pace….
….I can’t face another day”
Love lies bleeding in my hand
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah....my fav Alice Cooper album is ....
….From The Inside. All songs co-written by Bernie Taupin…(and most of Elton’s band played on it also)
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i only cry
when will ferrell sings it
your my boy blue
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which three teams have not had an All-Star for the longest time? Two of them not even in this decade/millenium
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bucks?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Michael Redd...
yiii??
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clippers...
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Memphis....
UTAH….
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. No.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when was UTAH's
last All-star?? Malone…
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1 hit
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is the longest
Last one was Sprewell in 1997
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah
Brandon knocked out Baron Davis. HAHAHA
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lakers.
Just because their players get voted onto All-Star teams doesn’t make ’em All-Stars in my book.
by MiledAnimal on Sep 24, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs