On the night of Wednesday September the 23rd a friendly game of bowling took place at Hollywood Bowl in the beautiful city of Portland, Oregon. The events took a turn for the ugly when one, dirty socks, decided to turn the evening into the biggest nightmare in the history of Bedge.
My client, the infamous, the illustrious, the highest of all highs, prezofdeath was cheated by the one with the dirtiest socks in the history of the world. The night started when DS was owned. Judge may I present, exhibit A:
After this ownage by my client, prezofdeath, according to witnesses DS preceded to seethe the rest of the evening, plotting his revenge. He got his opportunity after buying performance enhancing candy from some kids. This is obviously cheating. In his "roid rage," DS bet that my client would have to give up his name(prezofdeath) if he beat my client by more than 100 points in the last game. Painted into a corner by this kid hopped up on roids, with his manhood on the line, my client accepted the bet. But, but my friends, DS made a fateful error. In his excitement to bowl, he neglected the obligatory handshake that seals a bet between mankind. Without this handshake the bet shall be null and void. There is also no evidence of the score claimed by DS. We must exercise the rule know to all bedgers: POIDH.
I rest my case. It is in the hands of you, the jury, the people of blazersedge, to decide the fate of prezofdeath.