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9/24 JD Long Live the Prez


On the night of Wednesday September the 23rd a friendly game of bowling took place at Hollywood Bowl in the beautiful city of Portland, Oregon. The events took a turn for the ugly when one, dirty socks, decided to turn the evening into the biggest nightmare in the history of Bedge.

Star-divide

My client, the infamous, the illustrious, the highest of all highs, prezofdeath was cheated by the one with the dirtiest socks in the history of the world. The night started when DS was owned. Judge may I present, exhibit A:

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After this ownage by my client, prezofdeath, according to witnesses DS preceded to seethe the rest of the evening, plotting his revenge. He got his opportunity after buying performance enhancing candy from some kids. This is obviously cheating. In his "roid rage," DS bet that my client would have to give up his name(prezofdeath) if he beat my client by more than 100 points in the last game. Painted into a corner by this kid hopped up on roids, with his manhood on the line, my client accepted the bet. But, but my friends, DS made a fateful error. In his excitement to bowl, he neglected the obligatory handshake that seals a bet between mankind. Without this handshake the bet shall be null and void. There is also no evidence of the score claimed by DS. We must exercise the rule know to all bedgers: POIDH.

 

I rest my case. It is in the hands of you, the jury, the people of blazersedge, to decide the fate of prezofdeath.

Poll
Should prezofdeath be allowed to keep his rightful name?
Yes (the bet is void)
54 votes
No (the bet is legal)
32 votes

86 votes | Poll has closed

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smh

HE added the stipulation about him retiring prezofdeath.

I lost to Prezofdeath and The X-Man at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 12:14 AM PDT reply actions  

I want a shot at all three of you.

I’ll go all Pete Weber upside yo haids. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would go all Marshall Holman up side yours

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gladstone Bowl ftw

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Medford Lanes

RIP

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

is Gladstone Bowl still open? last time I drove by it looked empty

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah they closed

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pete is Dick Webber's son

very famous bowler (relatively speaking) in his own right

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Elgin is old enough to remember Dick Weber.

I thought maybe he had him confused with Pete Seeger.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 24, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know he is

I thought maybe you were soooooooo old that you hadn’t heard of Pete Webber

(see what I did there?)

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, that was clever, 92, but wrong.

I had to ask who Pete is not because I am too old to know about anything that happened after 1970, but because I am so old that I had forgotten.

That’s what’s known as a Pyrrhic victory.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 24, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I was "pwned"

(that is like owned …but internet-y)

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

internet-y = bad grammar¿

i thought: internet-y = all-male-review!!!

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pete had a very radical style

Dick was very conservative. Both were highly effective.

Bowlers from back in the day: Earl Anthony was unbeatable. Don Carter really cranked up a big hook, I liked him. Who was the left-handed guy . . . Oh yeah! Johnny Petraglia! He was awesome. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rolled an "Andy Verapoppa 300"

you remember what that is?

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 25, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is any 12 strikes in a row

even if it spanned two games. In my case I actually had 16 strikes in a row. I finished game one of league with 5 strikes in a row (for a stellar 192) and then had the first 11 in the next game (298). For what it’s worth I shot around 240 the thrid game for a nice 730 series that night

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 25, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn't as much a choke....

…as I over-thought the shot. I thought I would slow down because of the nerves ..so i made an adjustment to allow for more hook and i didn’t slow down at all …oops…a nice fat 2-8 (from not hitting the pocket squarely)

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 25, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Further arguments in favor of the plaintiff.

1. Without a consequence for DS losing, the bet is null and void.
2. That was MY candy, I just forgot it, and Prez obviously stole it and ate it. Since he was high on stolen property, he is not liable for his actions.
3. Prez was using a house bowling ball.
4. Prez’ name is iconic, and not to be abandoned over something so trivial as bowling.

Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com

by TheTinfoil on Sep 24, 2009 12:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Point #1 is super important

and has often made me wonder why Michael Jordan took Larry Bird up on a game of HORSE for MJ’s Big Mac. Was Jordan that much of a compulsive gambler that he needed to make bets where there was no upside?

by tingeyga on Sep 24, 2009 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

SAVE PREZ SAVE PREZ SAVE PREZ SAVE PREZ

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 12:15 AM PDT reply actions  

rec for the hidden message

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 12:15 AM PDT reply actions  

and what in the hell is this?
I rest my case. It is in the hands of you, the jury, the people of blazersedge, to decide the fate of prezofdeath.

Sorry but I decide the fate bro. Im the judge and jury in this case.

I lost to Prezofdeath and The X-Man at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 12:26 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Hmm Prez rec'd this comment.....

I lost to Prezofdeath and The X-Man at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 24, 2009 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cablinasian Research Center concurs.

Carry on.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Sep 24, 2009 12:32 AM PDT reply actions  

what up!?

im finally moving down to campus tomorrow. you at dub yet?

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 24, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, don’t move in til Friday.

I packed my stuff today and realized that the clothes and miscellaneous stuff I actually need fit into a few boxes. My life FITS IN BOXES.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Sep 24, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha i kno right!?

it doesn’t feel real. i mean. were gone. no more home. crazy

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 24, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least I won’t have to deal with kitchen withdrawals, as I’m sure you will.

Yep, doesn’t really feel real… but I’m relaxed about it. Just looking forward to getting the term going.

Oh, and October 24th.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Sep 24, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

ya lol. the kitchen is tough, but other than that not nervous at all. should be fun.

good luck!

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 24, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep, good luck moving in tomorrow. I’m hoping my roommates are normal.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Sep 24, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

roomates plural!? that might be tough

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 24, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

no kidding. It’ll be an experience.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Sep 24, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are oral agreements binding in Oregon?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Sep 24, 2009 12:39 AM PDT reply actions  

+69

"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 24, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

preliminary research suggests they are

your ability to prove it in court will vary

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Sep 24, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I was suggesting that people rarely keep their word, not that they shouldn’t be legally binding :)

by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

According to former President Clinton, oral agreements are not binding.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Sep 24, 2009 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually, if I remember correctly I think he said that oral agreements are not even agreements, it’s just something you do for fun with friends.

by medmelon on Sep 24, 2009 2:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always blow my quotes – let me try again

"I did not have oral agreement with that women."

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Sep 24, 2009 5:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard Ron Jeremy could blow his own quotes

"Junk is not, like alcohol or weed, a means to increased enjoyment of life. Junk is not a kick. It is a way of life." William S. Burroughs

by bow4meow on Sep 24, 2009 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’m just getting into futbol… how the heck did Kaka and Ronaldo end up on the same team?

Insane.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Sep 24, 2009 12:46 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

moneymoneymoneymoneymoney

Apparently Real Madrid’s president did some quick math and said that the transfer money (150 M€) plus their salaries will be recovered due to the massive new amount of sponsors and advertising money coming from having these two players in the team. The jury, like in DS-Prezo’s case, is still out on that.

by medmelon on Sep 24, 2009 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are tied at the top spot at the moment

I think it will depend on their performances against each other and the possible duration of the slumps they will undoubtedly experience.

by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Barça still playing at another level. Madrid is winning pretty effortlessly their games due to their incredible attack (CR, Kaka, Raul, Benzema, Higuain, Guti, Van Nistelrooy, etc…). Like FFA says, it’s going to depend on their games against each other, but also on their performance in European competitions, which will take a toll on their fitness.

Right now I think Barcelona has the upper hand. They’re playing very much like last year, they have the same team, Ibrahimovic has slotted effortlessly in the team rotation and is scoring goals like a maniac, and Iniesta is back from his injury. It’ll be interesting.

by medmelon on Sep 24, 2009 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

as a future lawyer i agree with this lawyer's thinking

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

She's a woman?

I thought she was a lawyer

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 6:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am sorry I was being mean

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You misunderstand

it could have easily read

“She’s a human?? I thought she was a lawyer”

at least that was the feel I was going for

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

perhaps..but it was what I was trying for

I was literally half asleep when I posted both of those comments. I was clumsily trying a anti-lawyer vibe.

PS
Question: What do you call a car full of lawyers going off a cliff?

Answer: A good start

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My teacher told a similar joke the other day.

And look, now you have both me and FFA mad at you!

by Roybot on Sep 24, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

well ...that is cool at least

you are defined by your enemies……hot online chicks…who are also smart. I don’t know that I could have done any better

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

PREZ please, what nonesense is this?!?!

we NEED you to remain prez… how are you going to mod otherwise?

by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

fatty will take my place

he already has administrator powers from his front page posting days….err…day.

He seems the obvious choice

by bdizzleistheshizle on Sep 24, 2009 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOO

The jury has voted: the bet is null and void, listen to the people.

I have an idea: if you feel your honour is at stake, make another bet, a double or nothing bet kind of thing.

by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

is this your new screen name?

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Sep 24, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is an old screen name

that Prez is dusting off.

It was created for a “Trade for Baron Davis” post

by tingeyga on Sep 24, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

some people are too sensitive.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Sep 24, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's a cold-blooded lawyer by day, a red-blooded Spanish woman by night

Those are the most dangerous

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

question....is it currently night or day??

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

smh

PREZ will vouch that there was a deal and neither of us ate anything before or during the game

I lost to Prezofdeath and The X-Man at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

The stipulations for that game were

1. If I won, I got to pick an avatar of my choice for both Philthyanimal and prezofdeath
2. If I lost, they collectively got to decide what my avatar would be

Prez just sweetened it when he threw in “Ill retire prezofdeath forever if you win by 100”

I lost to Prezofdeath and The X-Man at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then, if the stipulations were set

you should have SHOOK on it. That is still a deal breaker. Sorry, you lose.

by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its ok

prez knows whats up

I lost to Prezofdeath and The X-Man at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

you just cant let him be a man of his word can you?

I lost to Prezofdeath and The X-Man at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know some people can change their name every week and feel okay about it

But making Prez lose the Prez would probably scar him for life.

Even Jesus wouldn’t change his name if he didn’t shake on a bet that required him to change his name. And he was hardcore he didn’t even give a crap!!!

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL

food deprivation is also a cause for erratic behaviour. My case STANDS.

by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

ORDER IN THE COURT

THIS CASE IS DISMISSED.

GAVEL GAVEL GAVEL.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

items 3 and 4

for the win.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Sep 24, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ON a side note

Declaration of the bet online and confirmation of score within comments section of this post render point 1 null and void.

Point 2, while certain sports may ban enhancing drugs, there was no statement or rule to ban said performance enhancing drugs. As such it’s up to the individuals to perform to the best of their ability. As the enhancements are not illegal, this particular defense does not hold up well.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Sep 24, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, now he has written statements, so point 1 is dead :(

I wasn’t referring to their ability to perform in sports, but rather to their ability to enter into contract when under the influence, because it renders the consent null and void.

by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

brandon roy is one of the athletes you can play as in the demo

for NBA Live 10

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 12:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes

the score was 206 to 98

I lost to Prezofdeath and The X-Man at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

impressive

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Sep 24, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

redunkulous

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Sep 24, 2009 5:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

151 to 148

I lost to Prezofdeath and The X-Man at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

sandbagger

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

206

Well done sir. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol ouch

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Sep 24, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

if they wanna dump salary to make a run at LMA and Wade

We’d happily take Bobby Simmons and Devin Harris off their hands

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

*LeBron, not LMA

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

i just cant believe

someone hired him as a teacher, what is he gonna teach? how to get drafted really high and still suck or maybe how to make one good catch in a disappointing career

by phillyduck23 on Sep 24, 2009 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dear prez and philthy

I have found your guys’ new avatars

I lost to Prezofdeath and The X-Man at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:51 AM PDT reply actions  

what are they?

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Sep 24, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do I care what you think?

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

It doesnt matter what everyone decided

me and prez have talked about our deal

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry Marvin

Being good at bowling is going to get you something someday, just not this time.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU EVIL EVIL MAN

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Sep 24, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice avatar bro

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice avatar bro

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think you should write a long eulogy for Prez

and get someone to put it on the main page…where we can all pay our respects.

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Sep 24, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the JD I have for tomorrow is good enough

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the JD I have for tomorrow is good enough

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah my internet is being weird

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

its called karma

for killing people

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Sep 24, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Prez is dead. Long live the Prez.

So did Prez win the first round/frame/whatever it’s called against or semi-pro-bowler? Only to be severely beaten in the next one?

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 3:01 AM PDT reply actions  

yep, and then he choked.

thank goodness he has us to watch his back… What is your view on this?

by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 3:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

He should not have lost by 100

But I have to agree with your legal analysis. I can’t mumble out something and my negotiation partner might not even have fully understood it, and call it a deal. Even if he says yes it might not be an agreeement. Even if they shake hands it might not be one, but that of course would have been an important thing to do and further evidence of Prez’s willingness.

Case in point: A colleague of mine was in China for negotiations with a new partner. At the end everyone seemed happy, said goodbye and he hopped back in the plane home. He hadn’t even packed out when he learned his Chinese partners had sent notice that they were not at all satisfied with the result, wanted a higher-up representation in the newly formed company, etc. Problem was: A Chinese saying Hao = Okay (no real word for yes, and yes is only a fragment anyway) and nodding and everything doesn’t necessarily mean “I agree with you and accept your terms”. He could can also mean “I understand what you are saying, but screw you and your mother and your mother’s dog and everyone you ever knew for suggesting this”. So he had to go back immediately and hammer out a new deal. (Better confirmations would be shi = “it is” or dui = “true” in response to a question, or repeating the verb or the whole sentence and really saying “I agree”.) I suppose a Yes can mean the same in negotiations between two Americans. And Prez looks a bit Asian anyway ;)

Say yes in 500 languages: http://users.elite.net/runner/jennifers/yes.htm

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 3:31 AM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

rec

for including “and your mom” in the context of international trade relations

by medmelon on Sep 24, 2009 5:02 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Japanese (I am not sure about other nationalities) nod their heads a few times per sentence. They also couple it with an “un” sound. It only means they are listening and understand, nothing more.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I lived with 2 Japanese girls

And if talking to one on the phone, they do that “un” thing, and when they talk and YOU don’t do a “uh huh” or some noise to show you are there, they would go “HELLO? CAN YOU HEAR ME? HELLO?” even if they are in the middle of their story and you hadn’t paused or anything.

You’re right, they just needed that noise to confirm the other was listening.

UN…………………………..UN…………………….OOH!………………UN………….

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

For me it was hard to concentrate when they did that, since Americans are not used hearing feedback ‘til the end. Whenever I heard the “un”, I’d stop talking expecting them to say something, and then nothing, so I’d start again, until eventually I’d hear, “un”. I finally got used to it after a while.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Being around girls

You probably heard a lot of “Segoi!!!” and “Honto!?!?!?!” sprinkled throughout the conversations.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha I forgot about "segoi"

I remember that one specifically. What does it mean?

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

It means, “That’s GREAT!!”

Honto is “Really?”

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, yeah, honto is said with a GASP

And segoi with glee.

Then cover your mouth and giggle.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, don’t show your teeth, get guttural on on first oh sound, and stretch the pronounciation:

Hoouuntoohhhh?

I am not sure the spelling in English, but “steakie” is “cool”

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by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec

no one should lose by 100….it’s like a tall guy losing to a short guy in bball

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol like if CP3 beat ghost face przybilla?

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lies

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 24, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I skipped the last two posts and thought "let someone else make the first comment"

But I support the general feeling that if we want to fill the roster completely we rather need more bigs than more guards. We have so many that can play 2 positions, and the last guard would only warm the bench, travel to Idaho, and really never be called upon unless he developed into some superstar and beat out Blake or Rudy on the spot to take the #2.

For that purpose, I plan to plaster this shirt all over BE ;)

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 3:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I think I agree with him but he also seems to be calling everyone out. I just decided not to comment because I had no idea how to respond.

by tominhawaii on Sep 24, 2009 4:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I broke the seal.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know if you're wearing that shirt....

….it’s just not complete unless you wear the zebra-pattern sweatpants along with it. You simply can’t waste fashion gold like that without giving it the natural complement.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Sep 24, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I KNEW IT!!

A WOJ IS A COMMIE!

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

33 days, 11 hours, 49 minutes and 49 seconds

"Junk is not, like alcohol or weed, a means to increased enjoyment of life. Junk is not a kick. It is a way of life." William S. Burroughs

by bow4meow on Sep 24, 2009 7:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Always appropriate for your viewing pleasure.

Bust a Bucket

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good Morning

BEdge, last day of work for this month woot woot.

"There’s nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you’re money and that you want to party."

by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 7:26 AM PDT reply actions  

thanks! ;)

Gonna be good getting back in town tonight. (and hopefully having my season tickets waiting on my coffee table hahaha)

"There’s nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you’re money and that you want to party."

by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

You people make me so jealous with you're season tickets and what not...

at least I get to go see Real Madrid FC once in a while.

Utah is playing in Madrid in 2 weeks, but I don’t think I’ll bother…

by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like Utah of the US, or is there some other Utah I don’t know about?

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by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

is there another utah “jazz”?

by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

There shouldn't even be ONE Utah Jazz

The name makes no sense!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know two guitarists who live in Park City Utah

One of them could play jazz, but doesn’t – the other one couldn’t if he wanted to. Both are good rock players though.

Utah jazz is an oxymoron! – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I only speak American, and they only thing I could figure what that you guys are going to open a McDonalds in Da_Real_Madrid.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhhhh I see what you mean

Wait, huh?!?!?

I can’t believe the NBA added a team in Europe, and let them have such a bad name. The Madrid Realsdoesn’t even make SENSE, and the flight times on road trips is going to be awful, especially for west coast teams.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

we have a Portland Timbers FC

Gonna be MLS status pretty soon hahah.

Ronaldo Fan???

"There’s nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you’re money and that you want to party."

by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

i work with a couple of

Seattle Sounders fans… those guys our sponsored by Xbox 360 ha. they were sporting there jerseys yesterday..

"There’s nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you’re money and that you want to party."

by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Coming back from my vacation...

me and the wifey stopped in Seattle. We ended up having some good ribs for lunch at a Sounders bar pretty close to Qwest Field. When I told them I was a Timbers fan, the cheerful vibe in the bar went downhill pretty quickly.

That color scheme makes them look like Sea World employees or something.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Sep 24, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cristiano Ronaldo?

He’s a bit too arrogant for my taste, but he’s definately an incredible “fútbol” player…

by fanfaraway on Sep 24, 2009 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

true true.

"There’s nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you’re money and that you want to party."

by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kaka > C. Ronaldo

Messi = Kaka, but that could change.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Sep 24, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should go, and hope that you can be a witness as some Jazz player does something incredibly dumb that will be all over ESPN

Or start such an incident. “That big skull dude looked at me cross-eyed, get after him security!”

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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Phew

Just checked into the course website of a course I’m taking, and apart from having to read a lot and some case studies the Prof wants some discussion in a forum to judge you class contributions to round your grade up or down. And I’m a little late for this since I didn’t know the link until now. Thankfully the forum looks more like Mavs Moneyball or the old BE than the current one if you know what I’m saying ;) 2 threads, half a dozen comments. Should be able to make some posts there and show my active contribution over the weekend.

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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 8:38 AM PDT reply actions  

got it made.

"There’s nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you’re money and that you want to party."

by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

There goes the neighborhood. Home values in Lake Oswego must be plummeting with all this crime.

9/14/09 10:56 a.m. There was $55 in damage done when graffiti was applied to a building, light pole and sign at a recreation center.

9/14/09 1:47 p.m. A man fell down while walking on a broken sidewalk on Boones Ferry Road.

9/14/09 4:10 p.m. An elderly man acted confused at a pizza restaurant.

9/14/09 8:02 p.m. An ex-student put another student in a chokehold. A request was made to trespass the ex-student from Lake Oswego High School.

9/15/09 12:54 p.m. Police saved a man from being stranded on his roof after his ladder fell down while he was working on it. The ladder was replaced and the man came down.

9/15/09 1:39 p.m. A caged leopard was observed in a vehicle traveling down Highway 43.

9/15/09 3:22 p.m. A man with a rolled-up newspaper went into a store and refused to leave when asked. He is believed to be homeless.

9/15/09 4:47 p.m. An old lady has been throwing plums at her neighbor.

9/15/09 5 p.m. An injured pheasant was caught on the side of a road by officers and taken to the Audubon Society.

9/15/09 7:54 p.m. A woman said her 23-year-old daughter received a threatening letter from Nevada.

9/15/09 8:04 p.m. A family fight at a fast-food restaurant was quieted by official intervention.

9/16/09 12:36 a.m. A drunken woman was throwing things inside of her apartment.

9/16/09 1:18 a.m. Two skateboarders were hiding in the bushes by a car parked on Meadows Road.

9/16/09 1:44 p.m. A woman complained that her neighbor’s garage sale had been going on for far too long.

9/16/09 1:57 p.m. A woman’s car has been egged five times in less than a month.

9/16/09 2:56 p.m. Somebody has been making harassing calls from a bank to an Asian restaurant, despite pleas to stop.

9/16/09 5:32 p.m. Fish, meat and chicken have been sold by a man in a van, and concerns have been expressed that his company is not legitimate.

9/16/09 8:19 p.m. A man who had been trespassed from the location of his former company was suspected of taking items to his home.

9/16/09 11:21 p.m. A neighbor is tormenting a woman about her dog relieving itself outside. Both parties were advised to take the problem to management or else to seek mediation.

9/17/09 10:42 a.m. Police assistance was sought on pinning down the identity of a plant a woman believes to be marijuana.

9/17/09 2:59 p.m. A person was reported to be handing out religious pamphlets at the entrance to a school. The complainant was advised that this was no crime.

9/17/09 8:58 p.m. A short, heavy, suspicious man was advised to leave a super market after he was observed leaning against a wall.

9/18/09 7:12 a.m. A young male with a red gas can has been approaching people for money to get downtown. Two weeks ago he did the same thing.

9/18/09 1:06 p.m. Two babies were left in a vehicle by their mother because they had swine flu. Police said the mom was apparently picking up medicine as all three were sick.

9/18/09 7:23 a.m. A woman sought advice after feces were spread all over her wall and bed. In addition, people were coming into her house and taking things.

9/18/09 7:48 p.m. After leaving his mobility scooter on a lake dock, a disabled man returned to find that it was missing. It turned out the scooter had been thrown into the water by a mentally challenged boy, whose father agreed to pay for a new scooter.

9/19/09 8:41 a.m. A raccoon found injured in the middle of the road was taken to a Lake Grove veterinarian.

9/19/09 8:43 a.m. A disoriented female found walking on Kruse Way was taken to St. Vincent’s.

9/19/09 12:17 p.m. A female inside a sandwich shop refused to take her dog outside, even though it is not a service dog.

9/19/09 5:56 p.m. A man left his white Mercedes running in a parking lot, then returned to find it gone.

9/19/09 6:23 p.m. A person dropped a glass on Lakeview Boulevard, then got out and tried to pick it up.

9/20/09 10 a.m. Some protesters were expected at the speech of grandson of Mohandas K. "Mahatma" Gandhi at Marylhurst University campus.

9/20/09 9:46 p.m. In a hot display of anger, a subject threatened to kill a man and set his house on fire.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 9:08 AM PDT reply actions  

people protest Gandhi?
. A woman sought advice after feces were spread all over her wall and bed

A caged leopard was observed in a vehicle traveling down Highway 43.

^^wat?

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by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Leopards are weird to see since

It’s mostly cougars ’round here.

HEYYO!

Seriously the mid-aged divorcee condo ladies are everywhere.

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by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

9/19/09 6:23 p.m. A person dropped a glass on Lakeview Boulevard, then got out and tried to pick it up.

that no good lousy scoundrel.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

but did they get it? how does this story end? I hate cliffhangers

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I found a typo!

9/19/09 5:56 p.m. A man moron left his white Mercedes running in a parking lot, then returned to find it gone.

by Corvid on Sep 24, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Haha

I wonder what his insurance company said about that?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

true story:

I was in Salem with a couple friends. We went to see a movie, then went to Borders. I drove with one of my friends, other one drove herself. She left, rejecting our idea of eating something at Outback. So me and my friend are in Outback for probably 40 minutes to an hour, after spending maybe 30 minutes in Borders. We go to leave. I walk up to my car….to find my door wide open. For some reason, I didn’t close it when I got out of the car. Nothing stolen, car still there after being parked for an hour and a half in a parking lot on Lancaster. I felt equal parts dumb and lucky.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

What's amazing about your story --

NOBODY closed the door? I’d have a hard time walking past a car with the door wide open and no one else around.

by Corvid on Sep 24, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

i never even thought about that.

but you’re right. it was parked under an inoperable lamp post so it was kinda in the dark. also a dark car.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

9/16/09 11:21 p.m. A neighbor is tormenting a woman about her dog relieving itself outside. Both parties were advised to take the problem to management or else to seek mediation.

I read that as ‘seek medication’ at first.

by Roybot on Sep 24, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

9/17/09 8:58 p.m. A short, heavy, suspicious man was advised to leave a super market after he was observed leaning against a wall.

Love.

by L-TrainFTW! on Sep 24, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

New Sig..

Posse gettin worked tmrw.

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by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 9:08 AM PDT reply actions  

going by slow this morning...

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by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 9:31 AM PDT reply actions  

best 80's movie....

my top 3 The Goonies, Karate Kid and Top Gun.

Was just listenin to the radio and they did some radio contest on name all the 80 movies you can ect.

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by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

hmm....

good topic.

my personal three: Raiders, Karate Kid, Empire Strikes Back.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

There need to be some Ghostbusters in there ;)

As remarked in a previous JD, 1984 was an incredible movie year. All-Star lineup at least, if not Hall of Fame:

Ghostbusters, Beverly Hills Cop, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Gremlins, The Karate Kid, Police Academy, Footloose, Star Trek III The Search For Spock, Splash, Amadeus, Greystoke, Revenge of the Nerds, 2010 (!), Terminator, The Killing Fields, Friday the 13th, Conan The Destroyer, The Gods Must Be Crazy, The Last Starfighter, Cannonball Run II, Pinoccio, A Nightmare on Elm Street, The Jungle Book, Missing in Action, Against All Odds, …

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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was that all in '84? Wow

I loved the Last Starfighter. Carlin was in it. I have seen it recently, and it really doesn’t hold up.

Revenge of the Nerds has to be up there as the quintessential representation of ’80’s comedy.

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by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

george carlin was in it?

and LS does hold up.. its awesome. its just got crappy special effects

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, got that messed up with Bill and Teds.

I thought he was the old guy trying to recuit the video game kid.

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by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't like Last Starfighter as a kid

I felt it was a Star Wars ripoff and I hated everything that ripped off Star Wars instead of just enjoying it like a kid should.

Now I gotta check to see if Carlin was in it because I don’t remember him… I don’t see him listed on IMDB, and checking Carlin’s IMDB page, it looks like he didn’t act in ANYTHING between 1979 and 1987. Hmm. I wonder why? I grew up knowing who he was, before Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, which came out in 1988, so I must know him from something… and I don’t recall his standup until AFTER Bill and Ted in my child head…

Hmm, mystery!

But no, I don’t think he was in the Last Starfighter.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn’t upon further reflection.

And I liked it cuz the video game angle. I never considered the Star Wars angle.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

no carlin

but Ash is right.. the video game angle was ingenius

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was a joyless child sometimes

If something was similar to something that I knew came before it, I screamed rip off.

Not even knowing that Star Wars features countless elements from other movies, myth, books that came before it.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

well in truth

so many things are just ripoffs it gets hard to tell where originality ends and copycat begin..
watch it again.. its awesome.. especially alexs robot who wants to get laid and doesnt want to go back to headquarters even when alex gets home

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah 84 was a good year..

i wasn’t even born yet ha.

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by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

that was a good year.

i’ve not seen them all in a row like that. if i had the inclination to do that much research, it’d be kinda fun to put a list like that together and pick the best movie year from, say, the past 30 years.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just so all you kids know

I don’t like Batum because of SB. I’d like like him just fine if it wasn’t for SB.

by tominhawaii on Sep 24, 2009 9:58 AM PDT reply actions  

SB?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

Now you done made me go off and do a search.

by Corvid on Sep 24, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

He was a jerk even before Batum was drafted to anyone who said they’d rather draft someone else or made a French joke, the guy would go nuts. I talk about trading Batum just to make him mad. He’s onto me so he doesn’t reply to me.

by tominhawaii on Sep 24, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

The clue involves that guy’s name.

by tominhawaii on Sep 24, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

so i found out this morning i will be in portland on the 6th

who wants to bring me to the game?

fire nate before its too late

by pipgras on Sep 24, 2009 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

12 days

Prepare for the preseason highlight reel!

Two points scored by GO’ = "thunderdunk"

by T$ 225 on Sep 24, 2009 10:23 AM PDT reply actions  

What's up Junkland

Regarding the bi-lateral nature of the bet, I think many are failing to see both prez’s manhood and the consequential photo on this post—The photo (a clear attempt at demonstrating prez’s manhood as greater than DS’s) suggests that one party (Prez) has proceeded as though the bet was still on, and the outcome was different—namely that he won and now must demonstrate his manhood size. Further, I suspect a conspiracy here based upon Dougall posting this and the comments from those involved in said incident…. basically, communism, it’s here, now.

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 10:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Pdxtrailblazers:

Oddest rookie thing, @jbay4 requested Gatorade on “warm ice” in his hotel room when they go on the road. Dante not sure what that means.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

"Hot ice! I heat up...the ice cubes!"

5 DtL points to anyone who knows what movie that is from without google.

by the way, strikout fail or is that intentional Norsk?

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rookie of the Year

I wish I didn’t know that almost.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Sep 24, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good Read

Gates’ overhaul of the pentagon

“This is a department that principally plans for war. It’s not organized to wage war. And that’s what I’m trying to fix.”

After three years under Gates, the Defense Department is finally learning the right lesson: You wage war with the enemies you have, not the ones you wish you had.

linx

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

+1

I hate when some companies always come up with plans that were in their junk drawer since the end of the cold war. “Hey Pentagon, wanna buy howitzers that are ideal to gun down an approaching land strike force?”. Too bad enemies of the future don’t come to battle in a clean order over an open plain. “Dude, that F-17 is really outdated, here is a plan for an awesome new fighter plane. Say what, the enemy has no planes?”.

I also gained new appreciation for Bush Jr. recently when I read a great TIME piece on him denying a last ditch effort by Cheney to get Scooter Libby pardoned. Pardon me? All political posturing aside, what he did was the closest thing to treason I have heard of apart from outright selling information to another country. No way you can pardon someone like that even if he was a good foot soldier before.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

how is libby not executed btw?

if he was any lower ranking he would be either dead or in jail for life with no parole

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully, Cheney is next. He should be tried for war crimes.

(Sorry, Miled)

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

that looks a lot like my highlight reel

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's mean

you’ve never seen me play… how would you know?

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

so’s your FACE

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Deal with it

ooohhh… BURN

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a streak shooter… somedays it’s there, somedays I have to keep shooting till I start making them… I’m the Danny Ainge of the JD

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh and Grrrrrrrrr…. right back atcha

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting on a cover is awesome.

Roy’s got some nice trademark plays.

Who was the announcer?

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

whats u posse..

glad you got rid of your sig line. haha.

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by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

up*

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never realized until now

That Batum is thrusting his hips towards Roy after Roy hit that big shot against Houston.

by tominhawaii on Sep 24, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always buy games that show no gameplay footage in the trailer ;)

Hey, did you know the new Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic will look nothing like this awesome trailer when playing it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOvbv-LkK6w

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I just downloaded this trailer off the Bioware Old Republic site in HD. Might be the greatest game trailer ever. Apparently the designers who can't make a movie put their effort into this. Great details not seen in YouTube HD.

I wish they had taken the story out of the games Force Unleashed and this one and made those into the prequel. Much more badass. Unfortunately the game will really look nothing like the trailer.

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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats solid

But i they really should have photoshoped up a picture of artest instead of using a real one :)

- Neil

by Blazin'aTrail on Sep 24, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I really think Oden can be that passing center

He’s got a natural eye for passing, hitting cutters, the open shooter across the court, etc.

We just didn’t go into him much.

Yay, me and KP agree.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

He'll still likely be in foul trouble

But if he can just get a better flow going, because he’d get in a good flow and do something nice and then TWEET his 2nd dumb foul is called, this time for something he actually did, after the first one was imaginary. He just needs to space out those fouls a few minutes and get more done on the dang court.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL -- I remember that one

Mortimer at his . . . um . . . somethingest.

by Corvid on Sep 24, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loose lippiest.

Mortimer at his forgetting-where-he-is-iest.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave sent me an email

Saying my story jibes with his experience as well, so he agreed with me.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had already gone to bed though

It’d be funny if he read it and it was stuck in his head and it slipped out during a sermon.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is give and take, Mortimer.

Those people magically don’t have body odor. Which trumps a lot of other stuff.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do have body odor

It’s how they make Yoshida’s teriyaki.

It’s just a nummy odor.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yoshida is from Oregon

MAYBE I’LL ASK HIM!!!!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH NOOOOOOO

I forgot about that, and I’ve met him a few times.

He was nice. I get his sauce at CostCo and totally forgot it was a local product.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

After he hears about this

He just may put something special in your sauce!

And you’re right, I really don’t want to see fish sauce made, just like I don’t want to see hot dogs made.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Yoshida's house

out beyond Troutdale. A beautiful home. I like his little art gallery in the Pearl too. – Elgin

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by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

I wasn’t talking about American Asians, I was talking about the ones who come here for school and stuff.
Their breath always smelled like they just ate a huge dried squid.

by tominhawaii on Sep 24, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, they did

I had a roommate that would open a bag of tiny dried fish, and he’d chomp on it like they were potato chips.

Those things do smell.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget arare

One cracker could make whatever animal that has the biggest mouth, have stinky breath.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arare_%28food%29

by tominhawaii on Sep 24, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave chats are fun. I hope he does more.

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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If someone can do up a transcript of it that would be nice

I can’t listen to the audio as I’m supposed to be working

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Sep 24, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I fixed my sig

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

‘All right. I was trying. I said the mountains looked like white elephants. Wasn’t that bright?’
‘That was bright.’
‘I wanted to try this new drink. That’s all we do, isn’t it – look at things and try new drinks?’
‘I guess so.’
The girl looked across at the hills.
’They’re lovely hills,’ she said. ‘They don’t really look like white elephants. I just meant the colouring of their skin through the trees.’
‘Should we have another drink?’
‘All right.’
The warm wind blew the bead curtain against the table.
‘The beer’s nice and cool,’ the man said.
’It’s lovely,’ the girl said.

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Try rereading it with “Oden” as the “Girl” —he’s a big fan of looking out on the west hills.

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is a good story.

from what i remember anyway. I haven’t read a lot of Hemingway. Except Old Man and the Sea. I love that book.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

when i read transcript, i thought dialogue, and this was the first thing to my mind. sometimes i shoot from the hip.

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

. . . because you are a Hipster.

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t have any tats, i swear.

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

handle bar mustache?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I reserve my staches for special occasions. I do have a beard right now. I’m not a metro-gnome though. Mabye if I grow it out over 3 months….

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have tats.

but can only wish for a handle bar mustache….sigh

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, except when I wear my polyester suit—can’t slide a dime through that!

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

most of the shirts i wear now, i made—I made one with “bolsheviks” and lenin’s mug above it. Maybe ironic…

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bolshevik reference + polyester suit = HIPSTER
.
.
.
.
btw… any acrylic paint recommendations?

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you just looking for some paint?

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, I’m looking for a creative outlet… traditionally I’ve been a pen and ink guy, but I am wanting to find something that forces me to be looser… so I’m going to start painting… I know I don’t have the patience for Oils, and Watercolors piss me off something fierce, so Acrylics it is, but beyond judging them by price, I really don’t know what to look for yet in terms of paint

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, cool.

That’s exactly what I did—just went out and bought stuff. The cheapest art stuff in town is at “I’ve been Framed” on 50 SE Foster. I’d recommend getting canvases and brushes there. They have some “Basic” brand paints which are okay, for the price. The paints I use are only sold at 42 and SE Hawthorn at this place called Muse. The paints are called A>2. They are the best “student” paints I’ve used, and now the only paints I buy. A tube is about 5 bucks. I would buy red, yellow, blue, burnt sienna, raw umber, and two tubes of white to start. Mix, mash, go nuts. That’s how I would start.

A couple people have asked me about some of this, so in the next week I’m going to blog about how I would start painting from scratch (tools, paints, starting methods, general tips, etc). I’ll shoot you a link when it happens.

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, just let me know if you have any questions. I’d be more than happy to suggest anything.

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome!

this is all great info for Mrs. Elgin who likes to draw with pencils. She’s got lots and lots of pencils. – Elgin

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by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIPSTER!

anything you “made” yourself.. hipster

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

bear grylls, the hipster, would make a rain jacket from your flesh for that comment.

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

bear grylls is fake.. tell him i said that. all you hipsters know each other

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peg-legged jeans?

Bandana anywhere?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always wrap my cucumber in foil.

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that a euphemism?

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spinal Tap—I’ve mixed Cucumber with Zucchini… a failed reference :(

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

how Stoudamire of you

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't you love it when you get Bitched at..

when your supervisor/boss messes up! ahhhhhhh Glad i’m leaving at 2 lol.

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by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

i stepped up though..

I do work fellas.

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by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dibs on the next JD

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

I dont know what you're talking about

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes, but we know what you’re going to talk about… and it won’t work
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.
.
this is a pre-emptive no

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Just know that we know and that it’s not going to work.

by Roybot on Sep 24, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was prez's idea...

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lies… Prez doesn’t have ideas

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

geez

he just wanted me to explain what was really gonna go down but if you guys dont wanna hear it thats cool

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

why so serious?

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

please don’t yell at me

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

DS is getting upset we aren’t on his side. Serious business, ya know.

by Roybot on Sep 24, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know what after hearing about all this stuff, I think I'm with you Starvin' Marvin.

If you guys agreed on something, hand shake or not, it should stand. I mean, if a guy says he’ll commit to something and then doesn’t, that’s not cool. It’s a matter of having your word actually mean something. I think Prez should be held to the bet as you guys discussed it. And based on what I’ve heard here, and not actually knowing what happened (you guys do though), the bet should stand. Squelching on a bet, especially one with a friend, is not a good thing. The only reason to not go through with the terms of the bet is if the other party lets you off the hook.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

a voice of reason on bedge?

prez is willing to do it. everyone else is just freakin out about it.

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well perhaps the power is in your hands

So if you want to remove Prez from his birthright, maybe the call is up to you.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, prezofdeath

is a very well known screenname and well known person on Bedge, so I can see why some people wouldn’t want to see the name disappear. But still, if he’s willing, then that’s all that matters. and much of the comments may be tongue in cheek; sometimes it can be hard to tell.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

How to put it nicely..

regardless of what actually happened, the truth is Prez’ ability to continue uing his screen name is more important than your bet, your screen name, your goldfish, your bowling ability….pretty much everything except your actual life is less important than Prez being able to keep his screen name.

i.e. if Brandon Roy lost to AK1984 at scrabble, and for some stupid reason Roy said he’d retire if he lost, the universe would flip AK the bird, and Roy would not have to retire.

Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com

by TheTinfoil on Sep 24, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

so someone being able to keep

a fake name on a message board full of mostly anonymous people is more important that keeping their word?

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Prez does it, he will be keeping his word

Our goal is to ask the winner of the bet to call it off so that Prez doesn’t have to preserve his honor by ending a good account’s career.

And Prez needs to not risk his name on bowling games when he isn’t sure he can win.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

the second point you make

is the most important.

they should have made a bet involving the sig line where one person had to have a signature of the other’s choosing for a certain length of time and the signature could change at the winner’s discretion.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be more fun of a bet

Now we know Marvin is clutch though, and Prez is a choker.

It’s important to know as we form our playoff rosters.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he doesn't drink even

Imagine what bad decisions he’d made if he was hopped up on booze and not just a diet Dr. Pepper.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

the best decision might be to just

have a trial at the next Bedge night. There should be early season bedge night and then late season Bedge night too. You’ll have to teleconferance in.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And our colours?

May we wear them with pride back to England?

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah.

and Roybot is the one who stands up just before the trial is about to end and admits she’s the guilty one. like in Perry Mason.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

because you're an instigator.

(or is this where I should say, because of YOUR FACE!) I can never tell.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am 99% sure Arkitect would have said

because of my face so it probably was an appropriate time.

by Roybot on Sep 24, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll leave the face comments

to the pros from now on. also, you’d be the one to stand up because it’s always the person that’s around but that you’d least expect.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure, you say that now.

but just wait until Starvin Marvin is on the stand and FFA is grilling him and the lights are hot on your skin and the stuffy courtroom air is clogging your lungs and the guilt is rising within you like sick….then we’ll see what’s what.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's the alibi?

because I bet you were watching from across the bowling alley…. pining. I’m sure it’s all a very sordid story.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

something something something… your mom says hi… something somethi

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

can i be clarence gilyard, jr. in this mock trial?

maybe i can save myself from certain death from idol and ffa

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by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you think even 10% of the people on here know Perry Mason or what you are referring to…

personally i love it.. good reference DTL

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're probably right.

but oh well. as long as one person finds it funny I’ve done my job.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always preferred matlock

but perry mason was a solid show

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by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Murder She Wrote FTW

I can’t remember if I had the idea or if I stole it from Tom,
but I like the idea of a re-done version of Murder She Wrote
called “Murder…. she DID?!?!” where she is behind every
murder and goes about framing people all over the country
for her serial killings.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dexter?

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he frame people?

He just gets rid of bad people.

Murder…. she DID?!?!?! isn’t virtuous like that. She
takes innocent people and ruins their lives to cover
up her murders.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom, did I steal this from you?

Or least partly stole it from you?

I honestly can’t remember but feel like I didn’t have the priginal seed of the idea, if not none of it entirely.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

priginal = original

SBN can’t fix this “cuts off the side”
bug fast enough.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I said that I thought Angela Lansbury was the real killer in that show

I think you put a new spin on it.

How is this for a show?

Some guy goes back over all the Murder She Wrote shows and proves that it was actually Angela

by tominhawaii on Sep 25, 2009 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

jury

would be bedgers chosen by the lawyers (FFA and whoever might be on SM’s side). Bailiffs would be mods. you would be the court reporter. TiH would be the court jester.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remind me again who you were before you switched screen names :)

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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

im with ya

if you say your gonna do it, do it..

Tony Montana is dissapointed.. you lost your balls in a bowling game and then reneged on your word.. thats ALL a man has

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

pinched nerve for the loss

strangely when i pinch the area it does not go away

Blazer Fan

by leeroyjenkins on Sep 24, 2009 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

pinched nerves suck.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Sep 24, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily, like Dallas they have too many guys anyway (17 or 18) and Jones in not guaranteed

I’m not sure KP would be interested in McClinton since he is short, but a) he has “role player potential” and a great shot on his own or on catch-and-shooting according to DX (younger Blake anyone?), and b) he was gone when the Blazers drafted Mills.

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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh.. i just saw on 48min of hell

that they dropped mcclintock to make room for jones

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have good one!

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by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I ESPECIALLY miss you most of all, BRP

You didn’t even go nowhere, if you had said you were leaving I’da said sumthin’ nice too!

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec

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by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posse,

Adidas in the next week or 2??? then hit up Buffalo wild wings. you game?

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by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

we will arrange an BWW meet up.

on a tues/thurs 50 cent wings yo

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by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch.

So it will be worth $13,500 when it is finished? – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

was that 1 a typo?

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

smh

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

and laughing

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm smh but definitely not laughing.

Your estimate is accurate, because my bro-in-law gave us the car.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 25, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's a lot of money

hopefully you will have a lot of car when that’s all done. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 25, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. It's mostly in pretty good shape.

Already put new tires and rear shocks on it. We’re having the front struts replaced and four oil leaks fixed, plus the climate control system has a weird problem where if you turn the airflow dial to the floor setting, the air that hits your feet is hot enough to set your feet on fire, or feels like it. I’m just hoping once we sink all this money into it we won’t have anything more than regular maintenance items for a few years.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 25, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

like the Sig...

hahaha.

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by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

your sig doesn’t make any sense…what moves?

the only move you make is the quick right to left head movement when i blow by you for a score!!

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, "White Men Can't Jump"

we might do a brew vs bro game tmrw…

where my crew.. me, tyler, tylers bro brandon, jase, david

and against his crew.

you might join ours though.. if david doesnt show. if your down.

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by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

smh version 1 @ Prez

obviously, he made this bet for a reason:

he wants DS to write up a JD cuz he wants to lose so he can change his screen name to “iGotaGirlfriend!”

DS is the man at bowling…beating anyone by 100 is pretty dang impressive.

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait Prez got a girlfriend?

Now wonder he lost by 100, women make men weak at bowling.

by tingeyga on Sep 24, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prez got a girl who is a friend… big difference

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he is still stuck in the friend zone then?

Well that make him only bowling a 98 all the more inexplicable.

by tingeyga on Sep 24, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Women are bad for the legs

Rocky’s trainer said so

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Sep 24, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hot Spar

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not entirely sure

but apparently it involves bidets.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got 2 free tickets to the Oregon vs Cal game saturday.

nice nice.

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by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Im gonna be there too!!

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet!

not sure what section or anything… my dad called and said these were the guys season tickets ect.

think my bro and i are going,

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jealous….

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which i shouldn't really go..

all the oregon games i’ve between we have lost. TRUE story..

Last year Boise state vs Oregon = Lost
BYU vs Oregon (Las Vegas Bowl, was on the field for the flag ceremony.. and gettin paid for it, and free tickets)
Oregon at USC (Year of the las vegas bowl, think 2007??) We got worked.

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha I was at the Boist State game last year too

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

the game was brutal..

untill the 4th, when we started actually doing something ha.

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darron Thomas beasted the hell out of that 4th Q

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

wish he would take over the QB pos.

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have the exact opposite effect

i never been to a game they lost, but the only games i have gone to against ranked teams was michigan(when michigan was #3) and last weekends against utah. The problem is i wasn’t able to get a ticket on sunday for this game but i am trying again today. since becoming a student they are 1-1 on home games i don’t attend(the loss boise, the win purdue and that was a barely)

by phillyduck23 on Sep 24, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've only been to one loss

That was the USC game where Leinart and Bush took the Ducks out pretty soon after halftime.

I’ve been to about 10 other games, and Oregon has won all of them. Michigan, Oklahoma, USC and Arizona State back to back with Dixon at QB, UW a couple years back, Illinois in 1995 (my first game) and every game in 1998 when I was going there as a student.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Sep 24, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is rather impressive

michigan, oklahoma, asu and usc.
id say i have been to a little less. lets see all the home games last year(minus boise), idaho(maybe twice i cant remember), michigan, fresno state, houston(i think), and utah last week

by phillyduck23 on Sep 24, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've just gotten way lucky with getting tickets for big games.

If a home game against Portland State was sold out, I doubt I’d end up being able to get tickets. But for whatever reason, there’s been extras for the bigger ones. I’m related to a couple long time boosters/season ticket holders and they hook me up most of the time. I still don’t go to as many games as I would like. I’ll be a season ticket holder at some point though.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Sep 24, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The SF Giants have begged me not to attend any more games.

The two I did attend this year, the combined score was Giants 3, Opponents 18.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 24, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking as a Dodger fan

I will pay you to continue to attend Giant games. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yuck yuck yuck

Suck It Russell martin

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I now detest you more than I like you.

Especially since one of those games we lost to the Dodgers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 25, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I liked baseball still, I’d be a Dodger fan. Used to have season tickets at Dodger stadium… love that place.

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Sep 25, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

check it

bedgewiki
i know there are a ton more im just drawing a blank

by phillyduck23 on Sep 24, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

you haven't got "flag"

that goes along with rec.

i can’t think of anything else either. there used to be sarcasm font but no one really does that anymore.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

o ya

i meant to do that yesterday

by phillyduck23 on Sep 24, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rules of fatty-speak should be described

Seemingly random but hypnotizing capitalization, spacing, periods and asterisks; lack of paragraphs; use of “you people”, book it, and xxxxxxxx.fanboy.

Someone can probably do a better job of analyzing it than me.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i want to do that but

i don’t think i can properly put into words fatty-speak

by phillyduck23 on Sep 24, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's normal speak but with no punctuation.

fatty should be his own entry really. sub-entries of “real.baller” “fanboy” “book it”. also some side notes on his self banishment and his flame out where he called everyone fanboys and people got ticked and he was never heard from again. I’m assuming he was banned because Dave made a post about something in a thread that really made him upset (without elaborating, so I could be wrong in my assumption) and I always assumed it was fatty calling everyone fanboys in a semi-derogatory fashion.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

do ya want to do it

i don’t know very much about the legacy of fatty. i only really caught a little bit of his comeback.
im working on real.baller right now and will do fanyboy also

by phillyduck23 on Sep 24, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i could do some but a collective effort would work better.

I started on Bedge in the middle of fatty’s self-banishment. Then was here for his return and subsequent departure. There’s already some good stuff below this comment.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may have been the cause of fattys departure

I made a statement to the effect “’who cares what a fat ass troll from NY thinks?” and never saw him post again.

by southern oregon on Sep 24, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way man

He disappeared after his threat to “get us” on the following Monday.

I’m guessing he got a nasty mod-o-gram and got scared off.

Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com

by TheTinfoil on Sep 24, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

does everyone have their own reason for fatty leaving

that could be afun jd, why do u think fatty left?
anyways flag and real.baller is done, let me know if i messed up on anything ppl

by phillyduck23 on Sep 24, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here are the last known words of Fatty (who hasn't logged into since early July, by the way)
bottom line if you people are trying to tell me that a combination of 3 of those guys on my list,would’nt make the blazers a better team off the bench,then you are all lying to yourselves.so you’re trying to tell me that artest or mo williams could’nt start for this team.really or a.brooks and s.battier can’t help this team off the bench.or b.bass c.butler or d.lee can’t help this team off the bench.knowing you people you would all say no these guys can’t help us off the bench.milshap foster or landry can’t be real good ballers off this team’s bench.and you wonder why i can’t wait til tomorrow unreal you people unreal.

source

Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com

by TheTinfoil on Sep 24, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/s

for sarcasm font.. that lasted awhile

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

hinrichhinrichhinrichhinrichhinrichhinrichhinrich

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Sep 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a real baller.

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Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Sep 24, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs a shave

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 25, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about "grip"? Coined by Nightbluefruit and frequently

used by our very own Mortimer.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

what is grip?

like the phrase “im gonna get a grip of food” or some other meaning

by phillyduck23 on Sep 24, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats what i thought

but that is hardly a bedge term more just a basic slang word

by phillyduck23 on Sep 24, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah! I'm out of touch.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grip = Hella

"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 24, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

:-(

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Sep 25, 2009 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

It’s an “older” slang word for us kids.

It was used a lot when I was in HS, and NBF as well I am sure.

Neither of us coined it, just actively decided to use it a lot because it is out of date.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

But use it sorta wrong or dumb-like, like “man I ate a grip amount of pizza” like it was a unit of measurement.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

some dude at work uses the word Grip

in a similar fashion as Mortay

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re the reward

I have a shoe box with his address on it,I would entertain any reasonable offer from a bounty hunter for the information

by southern oregon on Sep 24, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

BRP has my address too. Please dont kill me!

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think this post is a legal

so I will bring dirty socks by some time next week.

dirty socks- we can split the reward you get 80% i get 18% ben and dave each get 1%

fire nate before its too late

by pipgras on Sep 24, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Memoriam: Prezofdeath

/sounds of an acoustic guitar are playing over the sound of people sobbing at some random cemetary in portland. it is raining.

i close my eyeeees
only for a moment and the moments gone
all my dreams pass before my eyes
with curiosityyyyyy

Duuuuust in the wind
All they are is dust in the wiiiind

same ol’ sooooong
just a drop of water in an endless sea
all we doooo
crumbles to the ground though we refuse to see

duuuuuuuuust in the wind
alll we are is duuuuuust in the wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind

/falls over on prez’s coffin and sobs uncontrollably

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions   4 recs

*cries*

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by Philthyanimal on Sep 24, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Encore:

The roses in the window box
have tilted to one side
Everything about this house
was born to grow and die
I doesn’t seem a year ago to this very day
you said: “Sorry, honey, if I don’t change the pace….
….I can’t face another day”

Love lies bleeding in my hand

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah....my fav Alice Cooper album is ....

….From The Inside. All songs co-written by Bernie Taupin…(and most of Elton’s band played on it also)

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i only cry

when will ferrell sings it

your my boy blue

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bucks?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michael Redd...

yiii??

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clippers...

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Memphis....

UTAH….

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. No.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

when was UTAH's

last All-star?? Malone…

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by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

golden state. charlotte

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 hit

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is the longest

Last one was Sprewell in 1997

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Brandon knocked out Baron Davis. HAHAHA

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lakers.

Just because their players get voted onto All-Star teams doesn’t make ’em All-Stars in my book.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 24, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

True that the Bobcats had no one so far, but they don’t exist that long

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, that's the third longest streak

Also Sprewell, and Allan Houston. 2001.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny that Spre was the last All-Star for two teams

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAM

Mortimered.

Spree’s type of cancer might be the slow kind that doesn’t show up for years and before you know it, you’ve gone a decade-plus without an allstar.

But, still cancer.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah I got the tricky one

The Bulls (have they even had one since MJ?)

by jksnake99 on Sep 24, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winner. No MJ was the last one, 1998.

Here Knicks fans discuss who will be their next one. Bulls fans did it too a while ago, and hoped for Rose and Noah.

http://www.postingandtoasting.com/2009/9/24/1053471/who-will-be-the-next-knick-all-star

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9401E4D6153BF933A05752C0A96F9C8B63

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rose will be the next Bull, probobly next year

Noah has a shot.

The next Knick will be Lee, or somewhat not yet on the team… unless Wilson Chandler or Gallinari become better than I think they will.

by jksnake99 on Sep 24, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noah is a very good defender and rebounder and is efficient

I agree with Norsk that his chances are not much worse than Lamarcus’

by jksnake99 on Sep 24, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus he plays in the East,

where his competition is an aging KG, an oft-injured Elton Brand, a probably-playing-in-the-West-next-summer Chris Bosh, and a handful of pecans.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 24, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noah is usually considered a C though

So he’s up against Howard, Big Z, Brook Lopez, Bogut, Shaq… so its a bit tougher than you made it seem.

In a few years, it’s not at all hard to see him going up against Lopez and Bogut for the backup spot behind Howard. My money would be on Lopez to make more appearances, but Noah’s got a shot for sure.

by jksnake99 on Sep 24, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it'll be Lopez even if he doesn't improve much more

Lopez, Bogut, hell maybe even Shaq because he’s a Name Brand©, and of course Howard and Big Z.

The Bulls will have to be good before Noah makes it, but he will be a double double guy.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's amazing is that I knew Noah is a center

yet when I wrote that I was thinking of him as a PF. I think the hair distracted me.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 25, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love pecans.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahah i read as i love pee cans

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, those too but I don't use them anymore

now that we have indoor plumbing.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too but I love pecan pie.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Sep 25, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_sF5XctsqE

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a strange time in history

When people thought it was stylish to wear a jacket, but not on your shoulders, but around your elbows.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like sports and games where refs, umps, and linesmen

are unnecessary because you can’t cheat. Bowling is one. Chess is another. Fishing.

I was playing tennis once with a guy who cheated. I hit a shot up the line and I saw it bounce eight inches in. He called it out. I would have gone ballistic but he had a black belt in karate and a hot temper.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 24, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright BEdge im out..

gonna be in oregon tonight woot wooot.

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by Slickrex on Sep 24, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Still active All-Stars: Over or under 50

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

none of them are over fifty

most are in their 20’s and 30’s

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to admit there are players with a very high number of All-Star appearances I had never heard of

Paul Arizin (10)? Larry Foust (8)?

Also 2 more All-Star appearances for Nowitzki (8 to 10), and he could make a legitimate argument that he is among the top 30 players of all time.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Perhaps

having 10 All-Star games under your belt is a whole lot (neither Payton nor Pippen had that many).

Although I wonder if expansion has caused any change in how many players become 10 time All-Stars.

by tingeyga on Sep 24, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am I said

to no one there. And no one heard at all. Not even a chair. – Diamond

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

suggestions????

i just got two free songs from t-mo…
what are two good singles out right now? i dont wanna waste em. i usually dont download music.

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

want something you’d probably never heard of, but recent?

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soundtrack 2 my life – Kid Cudi

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is a song I’ve gotten into in the last 24hrs. I like it quite a bit…. if you were on a desert island and could only take 3 cd’s what would you take? this will tell me more about your tastes…

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it has an ambient sound to it… I’ve been pleasantly surprised by the album though, and it’s a band I literally discovered yesterday….

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ill Communication – Beastie Boys
Physical Graffiti – Led Zeppelin
Songs in the Key of Life – Stevie Wonder

probably

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

not too shabby
i always wondered who made that midnight song.. heard it but never knew who wrote it

that grizzly song is weird. but cool

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it were me, i’d find singles that I know I wouldn’t want the whole albums too—terrible stuff from the 80’s like “if this is it” by Huey Lewis and the News.

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i really love music

from not now. the only contemporary “rock” group i really like that is moderatly new is Muse. And i have no idea why. other than they rock.

hip hop is sad. i cant get down with top 40 anymore.

also i have HL &N albums.. these are two single song downloads i have

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like some new stuff: Blue Scholars, People under the stairs, Deltron, blackalicious, etc…

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

blackalicious?

i wouldnt consider him new.. at least to me.. i have albums from the 90s

i dont know blue or people.. i will listen

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rappers step to me like I am a doormat

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delton has been around for quite a while too

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, if blue scholars get your fancy, check Common Market:

http://www.myspace.com/commonmarket

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I don’t listen to as much hip hop these days. I’m trying to get into MF Doom.

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diddy shot Biggie and Pac?

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No that was Suge Knight

my buddy was actually working in the ER at Cedar Sinai the night Biggie got killed

"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 24, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

one gurney or two?

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

one

but it took like 12 people

"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 24, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

40th anniversary version of 21st Century Schizoid Man

by The Human Experimente. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the April Wine version the best

but King Crimson was cool too

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes!

I like both!

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember rocking out to April Wine

totally swacked on MJ …it was awesome

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Sep 24, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

some metal band with cookiemonster vocals covers it too

but I’ll be danged if I can remember the name of that band. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Voivod!

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 25, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Human Experimente

version has Maynard from Tool on vocals. Yeah!! – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

not too shabby..

tough to battle the lebron-wade sweepstakes next year tho

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

the futures
Dust storms swept over Sydney Wednesday morning, turning the city sky so red, some residents thought they’d left the blue planet.

linx

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 24, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

i read this (theatrical secret shames) today and i thought it was a pretty good discussion topic, so what r ur super secret shames movies? i will have to agree with them on fired up, a friends made me watch it and i kinda enjoyed it. It has hot girls, snarky remarks and some nickleback jokes. what’s not to love?(besides the whole plot). i also thoroughly enjoyed the mike jones movie. It was a perfect storm bad acting, bad plot, terrible dialog and completely insane premises(im pretty sure one guy has cancer punches). another one mentioned in the comments was the final destination 3d, i zaching love 3d so i enjoyed the zach out of this movie(and the terrible acting and plot)

by phillyduck23 on Sep 24, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Matrix 2 count? I love the action sequences there, and would only cut out the annoying Merowinger.

Same could be said for the Star Wars Prequels, who are bad compared to the original 3 but have redeeming moments when seen on their own.

I also really liked those old movies with the Robinson family in Kanada or Alaska. They were super stupid, with the father always leaving his rifle at home, but somehow I loved the landscape and the idea of a family just packing up and going into the woods.

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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The car chase was cool

MAN those sequels sucked. Such wasted opportunity.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's cause #3 sucked.

and the Neo is Jesus thing kind of takes a dive when you find out everything just keeps repeating. A Jesus parallel only really works if there’s some redemption involved. And Neo redeemed nothing. Some people would argue the same thing about Jesus, I suppose. But I think whether you believe it or not, you have to take the story of Jesus as a whole and redemption is the ending.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

#3 did suck something fierce

so did #2 except for the motorcycle chase of course

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't really think of any movie

I’d be embarrassed to admit liking. I suppose the worst ones I like are Ernest Goes to Camp and The Wizard.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait wait.. i just saw this

 your embarrased about THE WIZARD.. thts a CLASSIC

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think you misunderstood.

I’m not embarrassed about it at all. It’s just one of the worst movies I like (and own). I mean, that movie, as a movie, is a big turd of a nintendo commercial. but I still like it cause of when I was a kid.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can't remember.

dang it. i just remember that the power glove was the coolest thing I’d ever seen when I saw that movie.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

and i told you i didn't remember.

so i wouldn’t have known you were telling me. haha.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't it something like

“The POWER GLOVE is so _______”?

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here it is:

Lucas: I love the Power Glove. It’s so bad.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i guess.. im proud of it

i take it your about the same age as me..
also had the WORST bad guy ever

it feels SO good to be SO bad..

remember in the 80s when rich white kids were the bad guys?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah.

the yuppie white kid was a good villain. I told my cousin just a day or two ago (after watching the end of Karate Kid on TV) that Johnny Lawrence is secretly one of the greatest movie villains ever because he plays into all the innate bullying terrors people have perfectly. I mean, that guy was great. Just a prick for no real reason. It wasn’t like he even had low self esteem. He just hated Daniel’s guts for the fun of it.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we overlooking the obvious or is "zing,snap and pwowned"

Something that a new reader would understand? If you just posted the oh snap posterboy pic with no comment the locals would get it but a casual lurker wouldnt get the joke

by southern oregon on Sep 24, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about music video shames after secret shames movies?

We already had one hit wonders, and CDs in general you are embarrassed to own.

While not owning them I’ll admit I fall for pop music videos with pretty girls and a good beat. A few years ago I e.g. really liked this UK girl group a lot after dancing one night with one of them (nothing happened). It’s totally predictable “sex sells”, a bit like an early Pussycat Dolls, and at the end also features a male lead dancer who is a poser and just blocks the view on the pretty girls. But I still like it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AmjhX3dHy0

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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man...

I can’t believe you “did it” with Mis-teeq.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't

Funny thing is how predictable that group was formed. Only one of them can really sing and one somewhat. And only one of them had success as a solo artist.

It’s a bit like that with boy bands, too. Blue only had one guy who can really sing, one rapper who was more successful because he looks good, and 2 guys to stand around and appeal to different types. Same with N*Sync, Backstreet Boys, Take That, etc. Surprising how often while the others can’t be complete duds only 1 or 2 of them are really any talented.

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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy...

Norsktroll “made love” with one of the chicks in Mis-Teeq…

That’s awesome.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe

Norsktroll fathered a child with one of the singers in Mis-Teeq…

Incredible.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

a teacher just called about not being able to save on their network drive

and they said they had an error that said, “the converter failed in saving this file” or something like that. I asked her if her flux capacitor was working and she said, “i’m not sure, what’s that?” Maybe speaking and making jokes in mostly tv and movie references is starting to backfire on me.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

i continue to be ambivilant

about commercials equating sports with fighting/“combat”. unless it’s boxing. Mostly, I agree with L-Train.

by DrivetheLane on Sep 24, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh oh, he wants to beat up B-Roy

Get some protectors!

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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like the AP one

not this one

you wanna see a nike commercial to rock your soul…

This one

if you dont get goosebumps.. you shouldnt listen to music

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boooooooring

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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT?!?!?!

what are you smokin norsk? marvin on the national anthem?!

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

i think the MJ commercials where he talks about how awesome he is are boring…. yea we know your awesome. we get it.

i like the one with the 7 yr old or whatever who hits 18 footers

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday day, Jim Henson.

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by idoltime on Sep 24, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

RIP

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i <3 dark crystal

even if no one else does..

but you really shouldnt have died.. it sent Kermit over the edge

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dark Crystal is great to look at

But it is sorta boring…

But, again, I love LOOKING at it.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good one!

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny

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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question:

I just translated Rudy’s video interview for Marca, with two hiccups. First, I can’t post the video because I think it doesnt work int US, and second, it’s not veeery long…. should I make a fanpost or a fanshot? Or let it be and not post it?

by FreeForAll on Sep 24, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

F...F...A

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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i musta missed where she changed her ID.. ok

thanks TC

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry, I thought it was evident, I should have hinted that it was me

what with just having the same initials and my BRP BRP’s stick figure for my avatar!!

by FreeForAll on Sep 24, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i got that..

why you pickin on me shortround? what i do to you!?
:)

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

SORRY:(

the Arkitect was rubbing off on me

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

What… I only pick on women and teenage girls…
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never mind, I see your point

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're in a different category

If Ark picks on ya, well, I just might have to defend your honor

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Sep 24, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you even read the JD?

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by The Arkitect on Sep 25, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

which version?

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

version 2

and version 3 is for Free For all

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

i go by many names…

by FreeForAll on Sep 24, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

so sexist...cringe

sophia is sitting next to me with a internet bat

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

if that’s true, you should show her how to log on to fantasy football

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that’s what i’m doing

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

if this is all true (I’m skeptical) find out why she hates me

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

she doesn’t hate you…she hates your jokes…

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, that’s a natural reaction… she blocked me from following her twitter feed though… that hurts

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahah i told her to do that

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

why do you hate me BRP?

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY?

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love you man….but some things are way too funny not to do

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you too… let’s hug it out
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actually, that is funny… I just assumed she was tired of me arguing with her over political stuffs

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like to give my hug coupon to GOR

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got plenty of HUGS to go around… I love everyone… isn’t it a great day in the neighborhood… won’t you be my neighbor… wheres my sweater vest?

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

you forgot a section

(Breaking up with girlfriend) I want a girl, you know, that likes basketball…I like women who are fan far away from Portland. I like more sex.

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want more pho

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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 24, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rudy said that? Phuc Dat Biet

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually no…hahah i can’t read that

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i saw your nude body with the painting you sent so i can vouch for you

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, you aren't a dude?

And I thought you were sporting one of those rocking new feminine hair cuts for men in your stick figure. So fierce.

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by idoltime on Sep 24, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice work

thanks for taking the time to share it with the rest of us

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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 24, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

muchas gracias

I like it that he wants to do a 3-pt contest. He would rock in a 3-pt contest. – Elgin

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by 22baylor on Sep 24, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I've discovered the cause for recent added blindness: Bedging!

The frigging screen is so small, I just zoomed in 125% and I feel much better (and also like an old lady)

by FreeForAll on Sep 24, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow…….

http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/9/24/1053873/keeping-your-heads-up

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

that is fatty-esque.. it made my eyes bleed

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think that was his intention….that was basically fatty’s goodbye

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, well done on his part

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

he should get a permaban just for using K*be's pic as his profile

….btw…i really like the new K*be, but there’s no way i’m gonna buy it when there’s a #24 and signature on int

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i feel the same way… I love his some of his Nike gear, but refuse to buy it… I ended up going with last years LeBrons for my new Kicks btw

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

those are good…a bit on the heavy side but they are comfy

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind heavy… I have no vertical to speak of anyways, so it’s not like they are going to weigh me down

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

good man

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He mentioned me thrice

I feel honoured my dear Prez… HONOURED (tear) (tear) (bellow)

by FreeForAll on Sep 24, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t mentioned, so I’m fine with him leaving. Don’t let the door hit ya, prez!

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by idoltime on Sep 24, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

aw, thanks man!

You are a true statesman amidst the riff raff.

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by idoltime on Sep 24, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will mention you as my mentor if I ever get the chance to post my JD...

apparently someone has “dibs” on tomorrow2s as well, even though I called wednesday or thursday ages ago

by FreeForAll on Sep 24, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, you rock!

Now, I’m the one that is honoured (tear) (tear) (bellow) over here.

I’m definitely looking forward to your JD. I know that you are seeing such an interesting side to people who are interviewing with you. And I’m sure the fact that you are interviewing for your own replacement will make the stories that much more interesting.

If we need to bust a couple knee caps to clear the floor for you, just let me know.

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by idoltime on Sep 24, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of my favorite poster is fanfaraway, ffa and free for all. if she was a paella plate, it would be the supreme version with seafood and an aged red wine…fanfaraway, one of the best.

that’s 4 mentions…how do you feel now?

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got 5 mentions

=P

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have never in my whole life given anyone the silent treatment

but I am seriously considering it now :(
I hate being mean, but it’s just so heartwrenching…
(also, i can only find 2)

by FreeForAll on Sep 24, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just used the word find thing

and looked for socks

It turned up 5 times

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's just trying to suck up to you

to cut down on his lawyer fees

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by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could a US late night show (11 pm) on a major channel put on a recurring segment where two male sock puppets explain the alphabet with words that make you laugh and shake your head at the same time (a la “kids, there are great words with G, like genocide, genital infection, gas explosion, …”), and always end with them having anal sex (“the good A”)?

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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

parent groups complain about everything

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ain't ya seen Wondershowzen?

It does stuff like that or worse, with kid style puppets, features lots of child actors, and is often on earlier than 11pm.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

cartoon network could do it… but again, they’re not major

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

HBO or Showtime could pull it off the easiest.

They have a lot of wiggle room thanks to being a pay station.

by Timmay! on Sep 24, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yes, I have seen the Joe Buck premiere ;)

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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they aren't MAJOR major

But still one on pretty much everyone’s basic cable/satellite package.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

right i thought norsk

was thinking like conan/leno style network

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes at 12:30

But yeah, not before that. On a network channel.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a major channel? It would be a really tough sell

There are more lax rules about late night comedy, but there are typically limits. People get upset easily over here, and then the show is removed for everyone.

Now as an occasional joke? Sure. Just not nightly.

I’d argue John Stewart has come close to that level of humor some times on Comedy Central.

by Timmay! on Sep 24, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah another good example.

You can pull off the occasional joke that’s way off color. (SNL also used to be the master of the concept). But if you do it nightly, it gets tougher.

by Timmay! on Sep 24, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a show in Germany a few years ago. It wasn't nightly, more like once per week. But on a channel like NBC. It's funny for adults, but I guess it would be a bit disturbing for kids even though the puppets are really just socks and nothing happens.

I think the show got more complaints when the host once did a whole show in French without subtitles. Or with his back to the audience on a “Miles Davis day”.

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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like WonderShowzen

They did one super annoying episode where the theme was PATIENCE, and the first half was lame and bad, and they just replayed the first half backwards for the rest of the show.

by Mortimer on Sep 24, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it more off-color than South Park?

I know SP isn’t on a network (except in edited form via Syndication), just curious.

by Timmay! on Sep 24, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, some swearing, some nasty and far too complicated words, and one of the puppets always wanting sex but in a humorous way

South Park was starting only on music channels belonging to Viacom as far as I remember in most of Europe.

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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

so it’s family guy with swearing?

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. And swearing is not a problem on European TV. Nobody beeps anything here.

People would just wonder if a major host would swear, but his guests can do what they want. Cruelty and pictured violence isn’t allowed on free tv before 10 pm or 11 pm (say a movie like Saw), and no hardcore sex at all except in special pay tv channels.

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by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone want to chide my speaker choices?

I’m considering these as my new front speakers on my home theater. Anyone want to take a few free shots at them?

Difficulty: You need to be able to name alternatives that aren’t crazy-priced.

by Timmay! on Sep 24, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

well i have a denon reciever

and i went with JBL speakers.. a lil more expensive but you can get them on sale all the time.. the ones i have might be a bit much.. about 3k for all eight..

examples
JBL floor

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd lean away from Bose

They’re fairly overpriced, and their quality isn’t as high as they’d advertise.

You’re looking for maybe 5 satellites with a subwoofer? Or just a good set of smaller bookshelf-style speakers?

by Timmay! on Sep 24, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool. How big is your room?

You want just front speakers and surrounds too?

by Timmay! on Sep 24, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

my office/living room is only about 240 sq feet

I am moving my tower to an overhead cabinet to free up desk space and want to hang the speakers,any thing over 16 inchs tall would be to big

by southern oregon on Sep 24, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm I'll take a look.

Are you using a receiver, or do you want to plug them directly into a computer’s audio-out? (Most of the powered speakers don’t use a receiver, since the receiver powers them).

For example, if you’re already using a receiver, something like these Energy RC Mini’s that are currently on sale wouldn’t be a bad choice, their dimensions are 4.75" W x 7.50" H x 6.58" D, and they are on sale for $89 apiece after rebate.

Polk also has a good inexpensive speaker right now that might work in that area, and are just under 16 inches tall (15.75″ × 7″ × 12″). Newegg has them on sale for 150/pair.

But if you want to go bigger, and spend a bit more money, there’s tons of stuff out there. If you want powered speakers, you may want to consider a 5.1 computer speaker set. Cambridge, Klipsch, and Logitech all have models that you might find interesting.

(Dinner, sorry, can revisit later)

by Timmay! on Sep 24, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like klipsch

for small speakers.. great sound quality in that little box

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Polk 40 monitors look like a decent deal for my situation

Being able to preamp guitar or mike into them would be would be nice and in my range

by southern oregon on Sep 24, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's funny, because I currently have a lower-end JBL

They’re very similar to the speakers you linked, just the lower-end model from a bunch of years ago. I have the model that doesn’t have spikes, so they’re top-heavy.

I’m happy with them for the most part, and they would still be used elsewhere in the house. Thing is, I use a full digital-path receiver, and the speakers don’t work well with it. (The wife feels they’re a bit metallic, as the best way to explain it).

I’d been leaning toward trying a new set of Polk while they’re on closeout (lots of places have them at a discount, and they’re similar quality to the new models). Just haven’t decided if it’s worth it.

BTW thanks for the thoughts.

by Timmay! on Sep 24, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting

yeah i decided if i was gonna go with JBL to go big..
i like polk as well.. and if they are on a discount thats not bad.
what made you decide to move away from JBL? instead of upgrading?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's as much the discounts as anything

Polk is closing their old line out, so there are great discounts across the net. If JBL had a nice upgraded model from mine, I’d give them consideration too. The current speakers have been great, but they haven’t worked as well with a digital-path receiver as they did with my old HK receiver.

by Timmay! on Sep 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

also timmay

these are solid

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000FD3W1G/ref=ox_ya_oh_product

see if you can find this Venue Style.. its not on amazon but you can search for it. I have a few of these

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a 2.1 system from Cambridge Soundworks

for my computer and they’ve been great for 5 years. 150 bucks, still sound great. I rec that company.

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Sep 24, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been using Logitech's for a few years

For my computer, I currently have an older model of the Z5500’s. (At a price way lower than that… wow that’s a crazy MSRP). Good speaker. Can be wall mounted as well.

Before those, I had Cambridge as well. Good solid speaker, can’t blame you for liking them.

by Timmay! on Sep 24, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I use klipsch..

i used to have Logitechs, but i have an audio fetish with champagne tastes and a kool-aid budget

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, I think if you put the nicer logitechs and the klipsh together

And made sure they were both configured well…. you could blindfold me and I have a feeling I couldn’t tell them apart unless I trained myself to hear the difference. I can accept that limitation. :)

by Timmay! on Sep 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com

by TheTinfoil on Sep 24, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahaha! The name of the place is "Grab and Go". What do they expect?

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

My folks live in Everett

They wonder why I dont visit more often

by southern oregon on Sep 24, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to work with a guy who would drive to Everett for coffee on the weekends (from Vancouver) I never understood why until now…

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's always stories like those

That make me wonder, “Why am I hearing about this now?”

by tominhawaii on Sep 25, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I… dont know what to say….

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are in love?

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah just watching it made my mind go blank

I felt like I was getting brain washed

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

the biggest midget in the game

is she singing about BRP?

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Lol. Make way for the B-R-Peeeeeee!

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahah

that song is catchy…i might use it for my intro

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also like that one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d819GFDGQ6s

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some basketball-related lines

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing you’re a fan of The Streets then

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should check out Northern State… it’s a NY trio… a bit of a old school Beastie boys sound

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

linkage

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds a bit like crossover. But interesting, thanks.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 24, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is great...

but seems more roybot-ish to me… dunno why….

we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..

by galacticlove on Sep 24, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

you are too nice.. roybot got that sneaky suckerpunch streak in her

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

but I like her attitude..

we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..

by galacticlove on Sep 24, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed

she’s a spit fire…

in that she spits on fire

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dig it.. its funny

its a few years old right?

also the midgets in monkey suits slay me

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com

by TheTinfoil on Sep 24, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

there are SO many weird questions on that site

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Sep 24, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a fair point.

I’d still argue quasi-incest is more demented, since family members should never share sex toys.

Heck, even the thought of that gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Sep 24, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, all right, it'd be weird to share a sex toy with anyone.

It wouldn’t be as creepy to do so with a friend in lieu of a sibling, however.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Sep 25, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just bought 4 dozen of the real thing from a roadside vendor guy in

Marana AZ. last week. The best I’ve ever tasted. Tamales are the food of the gods when made right and I’m having some tonight.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what all the boys say.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

flag

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I worked at a place that served hot dogs

and whenever someone ordered two hot dogs, I repeated it back to them real fast, “you want twohot dogs???”

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Sep 24, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was flying on twa once and the stew asked if I wanted any twa coffee,

I said no but I’ll take some twa tea

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Erm. Huh? Say that in English so I know if I'm being insulted.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's what all the boys say

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

???? hahahahahahahahhahaha

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking or writing in childish shorthand is for losers.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

sowicsifl

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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol. ;p

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw

o.m.g

i’m insulted that u think i would insult u….

smh

xoxo

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

:)

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

New website for you folks

www.itmademyday.com

Example:

I was listening to my college radio station, and they started to play a Kanye song, but then the DJ interrupted it with, "Kanye, I’ma let you finish, but" followed by silence. IMMD.

Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com

by TheTinfoil on Sep 24, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

clearly he didn’t let Kanye finish

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Sep 24, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol
I was at a friend’s house and we googled another friend’s mom (safe search off) and found naked pictures! We haven’t told this friend yet, but when we do, I’m sure it’ll make my day.

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you say stage name?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Sep 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

sorry

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't you say the guy was your friend? Why would you

tell him something like that?

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

geez you piss me off

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

its ok

I know everyone pretty much hates me now

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much?

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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I still got a few homies left out there

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not wish to disclose names

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

why does everyone hate you?

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

dyertjd?

we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..

by galacticlove on Sep 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

how could anyone read that piece of junk?

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you even read the JD?

or prez’s goodbye post?

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

how could anyone read that piece of junk?

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

why don't you just tell prez you don't care about the bet?

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only bets worth keeping involve nudity and/or money

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

CURSE YOU L-TRAINFTW!

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t give in to peer pressure

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by The Arkitect on Sep 24, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

don't you mean pear pressure?

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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am unable to divine the true nature of this piece of photography

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that a tomato and a pear? WTH?

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you see this baby pear?

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buddha.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

can't eat that one

it would be sacreligious. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Sep 25, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

just kidding!

you know what pisses me off? The acura tsx parked in front of my house. You know why? It’s vanity plate says TSX! Your car already says that idiot! why spend 90 bucks to say it again!

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

False start on the offense!

Anyway, I laughed out loud at the following line.

“Hey, ankle graber, I had sex with your mother. No, seriously, I cleaned your pool and then I had sex with her in your bed … nice Star Wars sheets.”

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Sep 24, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

when I was a kid I loved my star wars sheets that I had on my race car bed. Now i just feel dirty

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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have seen tons of ads for that show

and never watched it, and now im glad i didn’t and never will ever again, that was terrible

by phillyduck23 on Sep 24, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The show succeeds at being a satire about high school life, while having an indie feel and music ...

as its staple. I, however, do prefer more realistic drama when a television program has a high school setting. Heck, that’s why I regularly watched Boston Public when it aired earlier this decade.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Sep 24, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't the snap clock or whatever it is called have run down while they danced?

You don’t have forever to come out of a timeout or another play

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 25, 2009 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

if this has been posted already... i'd be dumbfounded....

Should Jonny Flynn get a tattoo?

we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..

by galacticlove on Sep 24, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

He's disappointing me

Watching Oprah?

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite remark there was "never ask a general public for their opinion," which is sage advice.

Who, by the way, do y’all think is a good on-court comparison for Jonny Flynn? I’m going with T.J. Ford.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Sep 24, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

he should have stayed in college one more year...

i think a player like Damon Stoudamire is the high end hope for JF… Speedy Claxton is probably the low end.. TJ is a good choice…

we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..

by galacticlove on Sep 24, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt Jonny Flynn will ever be a serious threat from beyond the arc like Damon Stoudamire.

Craig Claxton is an interesting floor, although Flynn comes across as way better on offense and a fair amount worse on defense than a healthy “Speedy.” I’d argue a more likely floor for Flynn would be Kyle Lowry, who’s stylistically similar because of his penchant at driving recklessly to the hoop and drawing fouls at a high rate.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Sep 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt it too.. but I am hoping.. and he's been shown to be a clutch shot at times..

if not consistent..

Lowry is a great choice. I think Flynn may surprise people a bit on defense….

we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..

by galacticlove on Sep 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I don't see it.

Jonny Flynn @ Syracuse (2008-2009)
46.0% FG%
31,7 3PT%
78.6 FT%

Jay Williams @ Duke (2001-2002)
45.7% FG%
38.3% 3PT%
67.6 FT%

Jay Williams was really an undersized shooting guard — for he played next to a pure point guard in college (i.e., Chris Duhon), as well as a point forward (i.e., Jalen Rose) and a big combo guard (i.e., Jamal Crawford) in the NBA — while Jonny Flynn is a dribble-drive point guard who doesn’t have much range on his shot.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Sep 24, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCCESS!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300350609430&fromMakeTrack=true&ssPageName=VIP:watchlink:top:en#ht_500wt_1182

finally found a cheap Hersey Hawkins jersey :)

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Im going to outbid you

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

you would officially become public enemy #1

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

too late

Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com

by TheTinfoil on Sep 24, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

already am

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

30

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh...

in three weeks.. the Chargers went from possible contenders to aiming for .500…

I blame Tila Tequilla…

we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..

by galacticlove on Sep 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

football season is so short..

no time for slow starts…

we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..

by galacticlove on Sep 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don't need that stinkin up the place

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely not the kind of girl you want hanging around

one of SM’s friends should have stepped in and said something awhile ago..

we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..

by galacticlove on Sep 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I learned that lesson a long time ago

But I still have family in SD, cant cut the Bolts loose and I am to much of a homer for my own good sometimes.

by southern oregon on Sep 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ditto

Orange and Bolts football makes for a sad combo…

This practice report makes me sad, too… like 9 guys are limited?!? and yet… I still almost got tickets for the game against Miami.. like a glutton for torture…

we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..

by galacticlove on Sep 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

in 3 weeks the Niners went from nobodies

to division favorites :)

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's funny cause it looks like he just smelled something bad

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

now 5 kilos mas flaco

Signed the skinny white guy whose Mexican friends call"El Flaco"

by southern oregon on Sep 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i miss basketball season :(

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, that’s enough procrastination for now…

by el_flaco on Sep 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's really lame is on Weekend Update tonight they ran a skit about Delonte West getting busted

And with the red bordered white jersey and white headband I thought it was a Jail Blazer

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Sep 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

82games.com

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Sep 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

silver screen and roll

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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't stand hi sass

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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dougall, you are officially being let go

I have decided to take negotiation tactics into my own hands, aided by the chief legal counsel of FFA.

Your services were appreciated, and you will be compensated fairly.

You wouldn't know traveling if it drove up in a greyhound bus. -- Larry Bird Lewis

by prezofdeath on Sep 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   3 recs

give him ZACH prez!

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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi Prez!

"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you should keep your name just add an asterisk *

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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

exception was made by my opponent...had to use real screen name so that it could be recorded

you know how lawyer stuff is. they’re all official.

Speaking of lawyer stuff, we may need your cooperation. Please stand by for further details.

by bdizzleistheshizle on Sep 24, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Paladins are awesome!

"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(
but i understand. FFA is a pro

love is my religion :)

by dougall5505 on Sep 24, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shall do this pro bono

You won’t regret this Prez, I won’t let you down!
Dougall: please forward the case file, paperwork, evidence and related documents to my adress. I hope we can remain in close contact regarding this case, keeping Prez’s best interests at heart.

by FreeForAll on Sep 25, 2009 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

smh

go to the new JD. everything has been settled.

Paladins are awesome!

"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 25, 2009 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG Senor Chang!

"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 24, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

dig the starburns

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 24, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy is teaching Spanish?

Oh well I have a white friend who teach’s Italian so who am I to judge?

by southern oregon on Sep 24, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

a greek lady taught me german in high school

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's not wierd though. My girlfriend's french teacher was scottish....with a heavy accent

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yo BRP

you gotta stick around for bowling next time!

I lost to The X-Man and prezofdeath at bowling. :( :( :(

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah i will

i just had too many things going on that night….

as the man of the people…i will settle any debates that will happen…

like fox news, i’m fair and balanced

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

short people tend to have better balance

If your tall its a lot further to fall but I have a hard time with the idea of fair skinned Asians,your either honkey or your not

by southern oregon on Sep 24, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

power to the shorties

we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..

by galacticlove on Sep 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Would you compare yourself to Glenn Beckless

Rush Limbacile, or Sean Inshannity?

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd kill those guys in a foot race

and compassion towards fellow human beings

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was thinking more Troy Aikman from the Fox NFL Team with Prez as Joe Buck

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it okay if I post the new JD early?

Paladins are awesome!

"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

everyone already hates you (i don’t) so nothing to lose except if Prez deletes it

by broyposse on Sep 24, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

hate is such a strong word, but it's not as strong as deathhate

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Sep 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Sep 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry its done

Woooot

Paladins are awesome!

"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."

by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

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