Dave Made SportsCenter
by Ben. on Sep 23, 2009 1:13 PM PDT
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On the 11AM EST edition of ESPN's SportsCenter this morning -- during the show's "BlogBuzz" segment -- the nation was treated to a quip you might recognize from a person you love.
Hilarious.
-- Ben (benjamin.golliver@gmail.com)
PS Thanks to the awesomely-named Ben from The Daily Forehand for the screen cap.
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PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE!
"Ain't nothin' in this world for free."
by Arby on Sep 23, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You forgot the echo
PRESTIGE (ige-ige-ige) WORLD (orld-orld-orld) WIDE (ide-ide-ide)
"Sometimes I catch myself watching him and he's shooting floaters all-net. And just to watch how he's talking trash. I loved it. I loved every minute of it. Rudy's a competitor." - Brandon Roy
by Trail Ducker on Sep 23, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I mean, rec
Honor Alaa Abdelnaby.
First in the NBA. At least alphabetically
by OhOhOden on Sep 23, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dave’s going to be writing jokes for leno by friday.
blah blah blah blah lame comment - lame commenter
by Bandwagon Butcher on Sep 23, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
well his jokes are already better than espn's crews' one liners.
Skadoosh
by postup on Sep 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look for this quote later today on sportscenter
lol.
Andre to Roy alley oops = 24-7 = All day every day
by dpnim on Sep 23, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The terms “Jay Leno” and “joke” only belong together if referring to his success in spite of a lack of talent.
by Free Bayless on Sep 24, 2009 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Deckard, David R
I’m somebody now! Millions of people look at ESPN everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity – your name on TV – that makes people. I’m in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 23, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
HE HATES THOSE CANS!
Get away from the cans!!!
by DonkeyShins on Sep 23, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AWESOME QUOTE
I love the jerk
Numerically Blazers Edge is #25
by Outlaw is Rejector on Sep 23, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dave has been on ESPN before
I put my money on Jerryd to marry a celebrity.
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he could marry
Britney´s ex, whatever his name is.
by Falcao on Sep 23, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I put my money on Jerryd to marry a celebrity.
Roybot?
You wouldn't know traveling if it drove up in a greyhound bus. -- Larry Bird Lewis
by prezofdeath on Sep 23, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
what about the young studs Nic or Rudy
Sorry Sophia ;)
Sorry every girl wearing a “I <3 Rudy” Shirt ;)
"Sometimes I catch myself watching him and he's shooting floaters all-net. And just to watch how he's talking trash. I loved it. I loved every minute of it. Rudy's a competitor." - Brandon Roy
by Trail Ducker on Sep 23, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How dare you.
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
by twiggs on Sep 24, 2009 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's funny about this is that
Dave knew to say the less famous sister lol.
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 23, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
haha true
Numerically Blazers Edge is #25
by Outlaw is Rejector on Sep 23, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And
the ones that haven’t made any “home video’s.”
by lethaldose on Sep 23, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was an OKAY
home video though…
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
by B-ROYalty on Sep 24, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah,
how can I get Kim Kardashian to star in any of mine, anyway?
by lethaldose on Sep 24, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know who ESPN is...
but I suppose any publicity is a good thing.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on Sep 23, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Enthusiastic Sports People Nemesis-fying the L*kers
Nemesis |ˈneməsis| Greek Mythology
a goddess usually portrayed as the agent of divine punishment for wrongdoing or presumption (hubris)
by Rudyciudad on Sep 23, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poor Dave, getting known for his throwaway jokes and not for his brilliant analysis
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 23, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure how I feel about this except that the exposure is cool
Good for Blazersedge.
by tominhawaii on Sep 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you have always been in favor of exposure
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 23, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dave is now a bigger celebrity than Khloe Kardashian and Nikki Hilton.
COMBINED.
by Roybot on Sep 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
One of the Blazers will marry Dave?
"if Nate has Roy or Miller in the game at all times, that stagnation will turn into conflagration" -- two4larue
by jscot on Sep 23, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He needs to be careful to stay in the non-celebrity celebrity range of celebrity
Can’t get less famous, can’t get more famous… he’s gotta stay in this bubble and then marry a Blazer so we can compete with the Lakers!
Nice work Dave, though out of all the (seriously) brilliant stuff you’ve written about basketeering, it’s funny this is one that gets on national TV.
Hee hee.
Morty
by Mortimer on Sep 23, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dave's already better than that.
The answer is that a Blazer needs to marry his sister, obviously.
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
by pualo on Sep 23, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wish Dave would have said what he was really thinking....
“What more needs to be said? Except that Travis Outlaw better put a ring on Nikki Hilton’s finger or we’re going to have a serious non-celebrity celebrity gap.”
by broyposse on Sep 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Travis Outlaw is not going to be a Blazer for long
Tom told me.
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 23, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'll be here long enough to marry and divorce a celebrity
by tominhawaii on Sep 23, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A celebrity
like Dave?
Honor Alaa Abdelnaby.
First in the NBA. At least alphabetically
by OhOhOden on Sep 23, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who's that?
Some Hawaiian girl?
Honor Alaa Abdelnaby.
First in the NBA. At least alphabetically
by OhOhOden on Sep 23, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
shudder
Numerically Blazers Edge is #25
by Outlaw is Rejector on Sep 23, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a great day for Blazersedge
Nay, THE WORLD!
Blazers win!
by The X-man on Sep 23, 2009 1:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Maybe now ESPN will cover more games
and we won’t get the shaft by missing our first quarters during TNT’s double headers?
by pdxer in dfw on Sep 23, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You forget that Henry Abbott is a Blazer fan
and even HE lacks the juice to get ESPN to show the first quarter of Blazer games.
by MiledAnimal on Sep 23, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah its gonna suck missing the 1st QTR
By then were gonna be up 20
"BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US"
- Benjamin Franklin-
by We-B-Dunkin on Sep 23, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why we start slow
Our players don’t want our fans to miss all the good plays.
"if Nate has Roy or Miller in the game at all times, that stagnation will turn into conflagration" -- two4larue
by jscot on Sep 24, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hail To Super Blogger Dave..!!!!!!!!!!!
Take That Beyond Bowie!
Maybe the Blazers will add a wedding planner or “The Millionaire Matchmaker” to the staff!
Keep It Going Dave!
"The idea is not to block every shot. The idea is to make your opponent believe that you might block every shot." - Bill Russell
by NOWINE on Sep 23, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Somebody in ESPN reads BlazersEdge
I guess we can’t claim Dave has a monopoly on intelligence anymore.
Honor Alaa Abdelnaby.
First in the NBA. At least alphabetically
by OhOhOden on Sep 23, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Our Dave. (heavy sigh) I hope he'll remember us little people
when he goes on to fame and fortune.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 23, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How tall are you Ann?
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 23, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't you see?
She’s 4’3" tall with curly red hair and a penchant for bursting into song…
by DonkeyShins on Sep 23, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 23, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, I've grown a little since that pic was taken.
I’m 5’8" small. :-)
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 23, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you were
“two foot small”
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 23, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why of course he will
Who do you think will be waxing his cars and giving his harem pedicures?
Honor Alaa Abdelnaby.
First in the NBA. At least alphabetically
by OhOhOden on Sep 23, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOORAH!!
This is huge
Numerically Blazers Edge is #25
by Outlaw is Rejector on Sep 23, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
No offense to Dave’s genius or anything, but I guess you can tell we’re at the end of summer when the best basketball news ESPN can come up with involves quoting from the Basketball Blogs.
Thank goodness training camp is almost upon us. I’m ready for the season to start, already!
Portland Trail Blazers, Future World Champions 2010-2021.
by Majikj0n on Sep 23, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Our little Dave has grown up so fast...
and right before our eyes… sniff… congrats Dave don’t forget the little people
Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day
by The Arkitect on Sep 23, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I dread his acceptance speech to the Hall of Fame
He’ll call out everyone who ever disagreed with him in the comments section.
"if Nate has Roy or Miller in the game at all times, that stagnation will turn into conflagration" -- two4larue
by jscot on Sep 24, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
congrats Dave!
Motown String Music- SB Nation's Detroit Pistons Blog
by Packey on Sep 23, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I saw that...
Eatin’ my morning cereal, I had to smile as the Blazers edge got props. And with a witty jab at the Fakers, no less. Kudos.
by Heizer on Sep 24, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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