Raise Your Hand If You're Super-Glad He's Not a Blazer Now
by Dave on Sep 23, 2009 12:12 AM PDT
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Khloe Kardashian Engaged to Lamar Odom
What more needs to be said? Except that one of the Blazers better put a ring on Nikki Hilton's finger or we're going to have a serious non-celebrity celebrity gap.
--Dave (blazersub@yahoo.com)
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I assume this is what you were alluding to yesterday
The verrrrrrryyyyy interesting piece that was waiting on a third party. Well, nice work. I never would have guessed that the third party you referred to was Lamar Odom.
And seriously, let us all have a moment of silence in thanks that this nutbar is not a trailblazer.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
I hope they don't have any children.
We don’t need their disgusting freak genes spreading into the population. Just image a bunch of huge, hairless, big boned morons, sitting around eating candy all day.
Disgusting.
by Nick Van Excellent on Sep 23, 2009 12:37 AM PDT reply actions
Odom made a pact with the devil
this is the price he pays….
They are not only engaged, they want to marry. After waiting about a week. It's like a fast break.
And yes, ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians – NBA’ or ‘Khloe and Khourtney and however else they misspelled their kids taking Portland’ is not what I needed to see. LA and LO are a more natural fit.
By the way, when I saw the headline I thought Dave was talking about Hedo’s bad performance in the EuroBasket and the Raptors saying he needs some rest. See fanshots.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
It looks like Rashad McCants is going to camp with the Houston Rockets with a non-guaranteed deal.
McCants will likely just be fodder there and not make the team, which is ’cause rookie Jermaine Taylor — whose four-year contract is guaranteed for both this season and the next one — is a younger, much more efficient version of him and has locked up the third-string shooting guard.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
As it is, I've got no use for Rashad McCants; he's an inefficient, high-volume shooting chucker.
Regarding the Houston Rockets 15th and final roster spot — which’ll open up when Brent Barry is released and retires or traded elsewhere — I hope it goes to UW alum Will Conroy, who’d make a nice third-string point guard behind Aaron Brooks and Kyle Lowry.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
It's hard to bash him too much.
He’s the one wearing a championship ring in addition to the engagement ring.
"Ain't nothin' in this world for free."
Do men wear engagement rings???
I better tell my fiance’ that I want some BLING too!!!!!
Odumb
I just want to know does anyone think this might love? Or just the joining of two very succesful PR camps? Did they meet discussing the virtues of Prada or how much infotainment buzz surrounded the love life of another pseudo starlett and her football beau?
Mockery or heartfelt congrats?!? You decide
Tornacl
by tornacl on Sep 23, 2009 7:01 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Is "Reality TV star" a contradiction of terms????
What more can you say about an Armenian that can’t say her last name right?
The Kardashians (kahr-DA’-shee-uhnz)
Kahr-dash-YANz
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
I like how they included a pronunciation guide for Lamar too
Lamar Odom (OH’-dum)
Pretty sure that that the original text was (OH’-dumb) but the final “b” got edited out.
Maybe its the ex-Trekkie in me...
but when ever I hear someone mention the Kardashians, I think immediately of the Cardassians. So is Lamar gonna marry Garak or what?
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I am Spartacus and I approved this message
Engineer Miles O'Brien
used to call them the “Cardies” on DS9
So as a Red’s fan, I still use that derogatory term when referring to the team from StL
When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
ESPN
“What more needs to be said? Except that one of the Blazers better put a ring on Nikki Hilton’s finger or we’re going to have a serious non-celebrity celebrity gap.”….was just on ESPN and got some laughs…outstanding
aren't you "keeping up" with reality TV?
good for you
When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
Kim had a neked video released of her
and has a nice ka-bump.
The others… i have no idea? Related?
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
Kim was friends with Paris Hilton and released a sex tape
Then there was a reality show featuring the whole family (including dad, Bruce Jenner). Apparently, the two non-Kim sisters have a reality show all to themselves.
Mike Wahle(OG), Walter Jones(LT), Chris Spencer(C), Marcus Trufant(CB), Deion Branch(WR), Sean Locklear(OT), Brandon Mebane(DT), Leroy Hill(LB), Lofa Tatupu(LB), Josh Wilson(CB), Justin Griffith(FB), Matt Hasselbeck (QB)
How long were they dating before they got engaged?
ONE MONTH! And it sounds like they waited all of one week to be engaged before they actually get married this weekend! Hmmm…this isn’t the year 1732. This does not speak well of his decision making.
great another post where we disparage the physical appearance of a woman
awesome !!!
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The Princess of Blazersedge
Sport is my boyfriend
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 23, 2009 8:53 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
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"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I didn't see Dave say anything about KK's appearance
He called her a “non-celebrity celebrity”, and compared her to one of the Hiltons—which sounds about right.
But nobody pointed out that Kardashian has become fat as a cow, and has a face that looks more desparate than Michael Jackson in the morgue. Such rudeness and sexism would be uncalled for, after all.
I am Spartacus and I approved this message
by EngineerScotty on Sep 23, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well what did you expect?
Lots of unsophisticated cave-dwellers around here.
Did I mention that Kardashian was bad at math, too?
I am Spartacus and I approved this message
by EngineerScotty on Sep 23, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did comments get deleted? Did Dave edit his post?
I can’t find what you’re talking about. Usually those things jump out to me.
It was me
I said Khloe’s real father must be centaur because she has a horse face. Then Mortimer said he heard her dad was Manbearpig.
The bigger issue is why you aren't bashing Dave
for posting this item several days after you bashed me for posting it one day after you posted it.
Sophia = so busted
by MiledAnimal on Sep 23, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
it's all about the timing
you’ve gotta know your role ;^)
When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
...which is about the only quality that put them on TV
And it’s debatable why a fairly pleasant physical appearance makes it more worthy to follow her family’s life on TV than the life of a less pretty person who says more interesting things and does more interesting things but only meets other less well known people who are less pretty and shop in less expensive stores and go to less parties and are annoying because they talk about complicated stuff.
I would say it doesn’t, but more people want to watch it. Apparently a large group of viewers like to follow other people failing at doing simple everyday stuff and saying ridiculous things, so they can say “hey look, celebrities are normal people just like us. They only make more money and might look a little prettier”.
Seems to be a trend of the last decade: “See how you can never be – but it might make you happy to know these people aren’t perfect either” and “You are too dumb to live, we show you how it’s done”.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Odom isn't exactly getting off scott free
in terms of refernces to his appearance either.
Give Rashad Floyd a permanent slot on 95.5 the Game
by blazeraddict on Sep 23, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
You're correct, I've never seen her before just now, and she is not a looker.
*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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Is she funny?
*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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Their dad co-defended OJ in the Nicole case
Irregardless, they should be imrelevant.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Wasn't their dad a decathlete? Or is that their step-dad?
As you can see, I’m not following their lives closely either. I might be poorer for it – or not.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
I saw a documentary on the Kardashians a few months ago.
Robert Kardashian, of OJ fame, died a few years ago and the wife married Bruce Jenner, who is pretty famous in Olympic circles. Kim got attention from paling around with Paris Hilton, and from being gorgeous, which got her the spread in Playboy, and so on.
You are not poorer for not knowing about the Kardashians, but since you are Norsktroll, I’m surprised that there are any gaps in your knowledge.
oh
I thought it was because Kim slept with someone famous and the tapes were magically released to the Internets for all to enjoy. that actually has a HAIR more substance to it.
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
Great post and congratulations. Imma let you finish, but . . .
I posted this a couple of days ago here:
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/9/18/1037227/lamar-odom-engaged.
Mike Wahle(OG), Walter Jones(LT), Chris Spencer(C), Marcus Trufant(CB), Deion Branch(WR), Sean Locklear(OT), Brandon Mebane(DT), Leroy Hill(LB), Lofa Tatupu(LB), Josh Wilson(CB), Justin Griffith(FB), Matt Hasselbeck (QB)
Kim is MUCH hotter.
Apart from that, hopefully he’s happy and hopefully she’s not hooking up with him for some fame of her own as I’ve never heard of her before. Also, it’d be nice if she was happy because happy seems to be tough to come by in Hollywood.
As for the question, I’m definitely glad he’s not a blazer regardless of his talent. I maintain he doesn’ t fit the blazers and KP’s lack of going after him in a serious manner means that he agrees with me. (note the blazers never made an offer.)
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
blazers never made an offer
that we are aware of…LO’s agent said he had interest from Portland, but I doubt Lamar would’ve come to PDX, unless the Blazer’s offer was too good ($) to pass up
Nate spoke highly of Odom’s work ethic after he coached him on team USA
When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
no dollar value was discussed
and as such… no serious offer = no interest. Of course you talk to talent. You never close doors, but if the blazers didn’t offer some 50m offer like they did turkeyglue… I can’t see any interest.
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
It was declared at some point
that an offer was made. Odom eventually came out and said that dollars weren’t discussed after all.
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
This is awesome!
It is exactly the first thought I had when I saw this story! It seems to me that Lamar Odom is turning into the Dennis Rodman of the ’00’s. This comparison is just begging for a joke about Lamar’s better scoring ability.
Bingo, bango, bongo!
hahahahahahaha I love this comment
clear as the khloe on plain’s face
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
smiling doesn't look like her faces natural position
I couldn’t date a girl like that.
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
my comment was a joke from Arrested Development
fwiw
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Do you think Lamar will forget Egg on a trip to Mexico?
*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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ah... THAT reminded me of the episodes
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
If we are lucky...
… she’ll go all Lady Macbeth on him. You know, “Kobe would’ve never won that ring with out you. Imagine the possibilities if he wasn’t in your way…” kind of stuff.
Throw Artest in to the mix and it looks like the L*kers might present a very fun season for Blazer fans.
Quick Poll: How will be the one to pull off the T.O. crying gag at a press conference? “That’s my shooting guard you’re talking about.”
Wondering what moves Pritchard would make to land me a date in the off-season. Preferably one with tickets.
by MikeIrish on Sep 23, 2009 11:24 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for the Macbeth reference
Lol
Give Rashad Floyd a permanent slot on 95.5 the Game
by blazeraddict on Sep 23, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Gross
An NBA player that just signed a $33 Mil contract and that’s the best he could pull? Ouch.
you know what is weird, some people actually get married for things OTHER than money and physical appearance
s
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sport is my boyfriend
I know... so weird
I have an urge to comment about how they’re probably freaky together and click in THAT way (pg enough?). While I mean it in jest it’s also possible that it’s true, and that’s sad to me.. Hollywood is, after all, kingdom of the superficial, and superficial tends to wear quickly. Hence my wishes above that they can actually be happy and find something real.
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
Right, but we are capable of judging the 'other' in the K. Kardashian's lives since they broadcast it.
And it would be more insulting to say they are marrying for the other.
*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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they do?
thank GOD I don’t own a television. I’d probably have tossed it out the window by now and be out all that money.
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
SIDS is tragic,
but I was referring to the amount of time this " marriage " lasts, I hope they don’t add kids to the circus.
If you notice...
The article states that Odom signed a 4 year contract with the Lakers, which seems slightly irrelevent. Unless… Jerry Buss insisted that he do something like this, in an attempt to break the Kardashian Kurse…
If you ain't no punk, holla we want pre nup
WE WANT PRE NUP!
Khloe Kardashian is about as C list as they get. I’m famous because my Dad was one of OJs lawyers and My Mom married Bruce Jenner. Oh, and I look like I eat entire pizzas for lunch. I’m not calling her overweight, just KEEP HER AWAY FROM THE BUFFET!!
Fine, the OLP album grew on me. It's defiantly change.
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