9/2 Junk Drawer
This is the junk drawer. Use it.
So what's new with everyone? I have had nine thousand two hundred different things going this week, so I been pretty busy, but things are settling down a bit. My love life has gone crazy*, but BRP is gone so I don't know what to do. I think he's on vacation staying in some ritzy hotel that's probably $920 bucks a night or something.
A question I posed on Facebook this week: When is it ok to start playing Christmas music? It has to be at least 92 days till Christmas, but nevertheless, I started this week with this song.
And if you've spent more than 9.2 seconds reading this post, you should know why I'm linking to these comments:
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And just for fun, the profile of the day.
*Note: I will be missing BEdge bowling tomorrow. I had something pop up at the school I need to be at until 6pm, and after that I'll be doing other stuff. My bad peeps!
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Why does Lorem ipsum appear on just about every blog template I see?
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
it's like filling
you use it to demostrate a typography, or to see how a web is going to look. Kinda like the fake tvs you can find at an Ikea store.
If i remember correctly, the actual text comes from Cicero.
you euros are so smart
It is pieced together from a Cicero’s “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum”.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
But it's random and makes no sense
It just has all the characters in it
There's Gotta Be More To Life
i think we should hold off on making the new JD until around 8 am ish. this one is doing goof
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Sep 2, 2009 1:45 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Love.
I appreciate the effort L-Train, but all good things must end
Now let’s make Prez’s a great JD too
Blazers win!
I wanted a 2k comment JD!
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
this is me celebrating after I kick ya'lls butts tonight

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
Like the Georgians?
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Sep 2, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
georgians are a joke. i have no flipping idea why russians accept them into the mob
I never touched him like that.
You do not have permission to link my JD
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
Christmas Music should not be played any sooner than 6pm on Thanksgiving
That’s the rule in my family
Blazers win!
X-man is out for the night. BB around 9-ish
Stay Classy, Portland
and if you really wanna go for it, take my JD to 2k! If not, that’s ok
Blazers win!
im out too
gotta get some z’s so I’m rested for bedgebowl
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
I don't judge Prez ...
My love life has gone crazy

Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Sep 2, 2009 2:03 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
So, everyone's gotta be rooting for Mercury to do well today
Everyone has to be Mercury-homers today.
by Mortimer on Sep 2, 2009 2:26 AM PDT reply actions 8 recs
If I prayed, she'd be in my prayers
by tominhawaii on Sep 2, 2009 2:55 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What if I want to pray for Mercury's Quato?
by tominhawaii on Sep 2, 2009 3:15 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Live long and prosper
Merc the Wonder Hound
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Sep 2, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hope everything goes well. Your dog is in my thoughts.
“Your dog is in my thoughts,” would be a great/confusing pick up line…
by ArbyOSU on Sep 2, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tell the joke to Mercury. Humor may cure.
Doctor: The tests show that your cancer is advanced. You have six months to live.
Patient: But, doc, I can’t pay off my medical bills in six months.
Doctor: In that case, you have six months more.
by amlmart1 on Sep 2, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Si Senor!
Mi muy mucho amore Mercury the Muerte-maker.
by Mortimer on Sep 2, 2009 3:05 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
¡Mercury de largo vivo!
El Mercury de gran perro asesinará a todos los los que duden que su grandeza y fuego y dolor de la lluvia sobre todos lo que se sostienen estimado mientras que ella devora su carne y bebe su alma hasta que su vientre sea terraplén y ella absorbe toda su energía.
¡Mercury de largo vivo!
i always wondered how Mortimer would sound in Spanish
so this is why they say: “be careful what you wish for”
by medmelon on Sep 2, 2009 5:09 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
For sure
best wishes Mercury
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 2, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hate the Internet
I always find something interesting to read or someone to talk to and BAM. It’s 2:30 AM all of a sudden.
psst
i don’t know if you know this, but they’re probably not really female.
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
by ratbastird on Sep 2, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
okay enough russia pictures.
You should check out this video. It’s the Changing of the Guard outside the Kremlin.
Love.
Canis Hoopus has a great analysis of the financial situation around Ricky (e.g. taxes, which are often forgotten in the calculations)
http://www.canishoopus.com/2009/9/1/1011609/sticky-ricky
There's Gotta Be More To Life
but seriously
that whole situation has gotten way out of hand, i am starting to wonder if the wolves were better off with mchale as gm
Why?
Even if Rubio never plays for them, sooner or later, they will get a nice asset for him. They don’t need him to play right now anyhow.
The point is: Kahn did what he said he would do, and the media would chew him out no matter what. He couldn’t play his hand better than taking Rubio when he fell. If he had passed up on him with 2 picks in a row, imagine the Minny fans and the national media. Massive canceling of season tickets and further attendance drop, and everyone bashing them for passing up on the BPA. Kings fans are holding out to see how Evans develops before they decide if they are just a little or really pissed about passing up on Rubio. That Rubio wouldn’t come over immediately due to the large buyout was always a possibility. It’s not like Kahn made that situation worse with his actions, he tried some really creative financing (transfer games, an additional buyout for Henk Norel their other pick out of Joventut, local endorsement money, etc.) but in the end Rubio’s camp figured they would be more secure getting the buyout off their back with guaranteed money in Spain instead of taking a big risk. If Rubio would get hurt in his first 2 years in Minny, he would have nothing out of his career.
There's Gotta Be More To Life
he should have at least
figured out if rubio wanted to play for minny.
He could have moved the pick(there had to be a market for rubio) on draft night rather then prolonging things and making it public that rubio is in no hurry to go to minny(losing all of his leverage in trade talks). I would not be happy as a wolves fan if my team drafted a guy that high only to wait 2 years for him to maybe come over or for him to just be dealt for lesser value. I also hate the idea of drafting 2 pgs. any other position i would be cool with having 2 guys but pg is just too important as far as being a game manager to split. To a lesser extent it’s like having 2 qb’s in football.
That's what Simmons & Co. suggest, without saying with whom
Rumor has it there was an offer from Houston that wasn’t really good, and the Knicks offered Hill or Lee with a pick which doesn’t help Minny very far.
There's Gotta Be More To Life
but what did he really give up getting Rubio? In my mind he gave up very little, and If you have wait 2 years to get an all star talent on a rookie contract and your team has little to no prospect of looking good in those 2 years, and you get to add some more cheap players off of high draft picks in the time frame to possibly have something a few years down the road, then I think it is a bit of a no brainer.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
if they can get a few wings or a defensive big man in the 2010-2011 drafts and THEN get Rubio, that’s a lot of talent to build on.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
the great thing about being a wolves fan is the future is all yours as you could argue that Rubio could morph into anything and solve any problem
the future will be bright for them until it gets here
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I heard he hasn't even hit his growth spurt yet
Rubio very well could turn into the PG of the future AND the defensive big man they crave!
I forget the Euro big man's name
But I’m just thankful that Minny fans have a real talent to get excited about, instead of some stiff Euro who is expected to come over and solve their big man defensive problems caused by Al Jefferson.
I think their hope in the poor man’s Darko was probably the low point for Wolves fans.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
I still remember hanging out over in Canis Hoopus
Asking “so how does Al and Love fit, especially defensively?” and getting the “well we drafted this Euro guy who is a defensive specialist; he’ll fit perfectly next to both players and blah blah”.
I felt so bad I didn’t know what to say. I looked the guy up and didn’t see any evidence of what was alleged… it bummed me out.
It’s like us waiting for Ha to be the next Yao.
are you talking about the dude the Magic drafted that never came over
Fran Vasquez?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Nikola Pekovic is the name that Mort couldn’t recall.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
Yeah I'm talking about the Magic guy who never came over, Fran Vasquez, in relation to the Timberwolves.
NO I’m not talking about the Magic guy who never came over, Fran Vasquez, in relation to the Timberwolves silly!
David Kahn should target Cole Aldrich in the 2010 NBA Draft, for he'll at least ...
mask some of the defensive deficiencies of a Al Jefferson and Kevin Love frontline.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
I agree
It doesn’t sound like most any team could bring him over, because of that stupid buyout he agreed to. This is a good situation for Minny— he gets two years of more development on a good team at NO cost to Minny, and then he’ll come over (because he will come over eventually) and play for a rookie deal.
The next 2 years mean nothing except gathering more talent and assets. If you think Rubio is gonna be great, 2 years is nothing at all— and hell, if a gangbusters cracker jack deal comes along, you can take that too. Rubio should only get better.
In general, I worry about Rubio’s body, but he’s got nice length and he’s a natural player. I don’t get why this is such a failure for the Wolves. Who did they miss out on?
If Rubio is gonna be a great player, he will want to be in the NBA.
The Southern California wildfires are causing a thick haze to form over Denver, Colorado.
Like Nuggets fans needed another reason to hate L.A./Lakers.
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Sep 2, 2009 5:21 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Don't you hate it when you say something and then someone tells you it back to you
I was looking at something and said, “Uh oh, looks like an error. Oh never mind, the CLR is upside down.”
My coworker said, “What?” I said, “Never mind, I thought the CLR was wrong until I realized it is just upside down.”
Then she walked over to my desk and looked at the CLR and then said, “The CLR’s not wrong, it’s just upside down see.” Then she pointed at the upside down spot.
Yup
I learned a long time ago with her to just let it go. She’s the type of person who tells the same story often and she’ll finish it even if I tell her she already told me.
Her other annoying habit is coming to my PC to read e-mails. I’ll say, “Oh we just got an e-mail from so & so.” Instead of just unminimizing her e-mail, she’ll walk over to my desk and read it over my shoulder.
she wants you to be
“pushin’ 60”
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Sep 2, 2009 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
ZING!
and rec
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 2, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions
i respond to people like that with
“REally? Wow! What a GREAT (observation/idea/perspective)!
It annoys me so I do that to keep my humor. Usually they’re not self aware enough to understand I just poked fun at them. Eventually I learned that I could get what i wanted by letting them think the great idea was always theirs. What’s funny is they’d argue against it and then I’d just guide them around until they came to the same conclusion themselves and it was like they heard it for the first time. They’d get all excited and then repeat my original request back to me as their own.
Took freaking forever. I really wish I could say “just #$#$ do it” sometimes.
Still most people i can think of like that have been good at their jobs, so in the end I don’t really care. Just wish they could get to the point I want faster.
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
Report on Olympic candidate cities for 2016 has been released
Tokyo and Rio de Janeiro favourites over Chicago and Madrid
http://multimedia.olympic.org/pdf/en_report_1469.pdf
I've always wanted to go to Rio but I'm scared
I was told by more than one person and a friend of a friend that lives there, that you should just expect to get robbed or pick pocketed while visiting.
yeah, the report lists "safety" as a major concern for Rio
i agree, i have this view of Rio like you don’t know what you can expect. I’d be paranoid if I ever traveled there. But I guess it’s like any major city: there are some places you should avoid, and you should pay extra attention to your belongings.
Then again, a few days ago, this story broke in most Spanish newspapers, scary stuff:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article6793072.ece
That story is nuts
When I was in high school in rural Alabama one of the guys in my class would drive off at lunch and light a field on fire. When he’d get back, his pager as a volunteer firefighter would go off and he’d get out of class the rest of the day.
I just got back from Brasil
Although I didn’t go to Rio, overall the country is fairly dangerous. Don’t go out at night alone, expect to be pick-pocketed while in a crowd, and expect a lot of people to beg for money. And that was in Salvador, Bahia… which could be like San Francisco if Rio was NYC.
You’d make it out alive, but there’s a lot of little tricks to avoid the bad stuff.
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
Did you see any boobies there?
I met a girl from Rio here and she gets sick of people expecting her to wear a skimpy bikini.
I saw the boobies of the beautiful woman I took out a few times.
But I didn’t make it to a nude beach… but that’s ok with their small bikinis and such beautiful bodies.
But the excessive amounts of men in speedo’s was not ok…
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
Sao Paulo is a scary place
I spent a summer down there hanging with some family and then studying jiu-jitsu in Rio
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 2, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
They shouldn't hold Olympic games in Rio or Madrid in August. Way too hot. Tokyo too isn't ideal, not quite as hot but humid.
And Chicago might better apply for Winter games :)
There's Gotta Be More To Life
In the past they usually rotated around continents, though there is no official rule regarding that
There's Gotta Be More To Life
not all the continents… let’s not get crazy here… sure Antarctica could host the winter olympics someday, but those other “poorer” continents like Africa and South America don’t stand a chance
by The Arkitect on Sep 2, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Kairo and Johannesburg have tried in the past, and a number of cities in South America. South Africa hosts the soccer world championships next year, and it’s an open secret that transportation will be a disaster. And that’s an event with comparatively few athletes and venues to look after. That will be a big tryout for Africa.
There's Gotta Be More To Life
FULL BODY CAST!!! NOW!!!!!!
We need to encase him in a bubble until he heals!!!! Then we need to place him in a secure vault at an undisclosed location! I’ll take first watch, and then we’ll rotate.
Ready? BREAK!!!
Yes! Yes! In the face!
But then he won't be in game shape!
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 2, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I hear g-love crying from Greece.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I didn't...
We can share….I get him 2 days a week, you get him 2 days a week, and we share him the other 3
Blazers win!
I like how you point out "girl"
Just remember, i get his legs.
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
sorry twiggs
But g-love is going to Poland to see Rudy. You may have mad crazy BEdge dibs, but she is crying remotely.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Take the Giants and Chargers off your lists of teams to be in the Superbowl
ESPN the magazine picked them.
Well that sucks, Chargers are my team!
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 2, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions
woot!
They are definitely one of the best three teams if they can stay healthy.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Here's hoping LT can stay healthy this year
And no more toe injuries!
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 2, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
from your keys to His ears
I either scored picking up LT with the 9th pick in the first round of my fantasy league or I (and my rabid bolthead friends and family back in Diego) will be crying in January.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
LT misses Lorenzo Neal blocking for him
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 2, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Chargers got a steal in the 6th round with Kevin Ellison
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 2, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
No, sir, away! A papaya war is on!
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 2, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Anyone got a Netbook?
I wuz gonna buy one for my wife for our anniversary then realized most don’t have a DVD drive and only a few offer a free upgrade to Windows 7. I think I’ll wait for Christmas.
She hates Dells and I hate Gateways.
When we needed a portable DVD player, we were tempted to get a netbook, but since there was not any under $500 with a DVD player, we just ended up getting a $60 portable DVD player.
I know Costco has a coupon for a small netbook and it comes with an external DVD drive.
I think it is this one But, you are right, no Windows 7 upgrade.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Thanks
I think I’ll wait until Christmas. She doesn’t really need a computers but she’s always jackin’ mine to check her Facebook so it would be nice if she had one and she could take it on trips. She already has a Blackberry. I think I’m going to buy her some pearl earrings.
i've got a samsung nc10
love it. 5-6 hours of battery, screen is 10" (good enough for most stuff). It comes with WinXP, cost me 300€.
The thing is what do you want it for? If you travel or move a lot, it’s great. If you want it for multimedia stuff (games, movies, etc…), don’t get it.
I don’t remember the last time I used a DVD. It’s all USB HD or just plain downloading for me now.
It would probably be used for Facebook and maybe a DVD
I want to make not to get one that costs another $40 a month.
Make sure to get one with a web cam for you know, when we uh, well, um, you know when we video chat and stuff.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I was talking about your WIFE!
And that Text Me line only works on the ladies. You gotta do better than that to convert me.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Hmmm, I dunno what that means, and I am scared to google it. I know CTC: Cut the Check, Baby. Is C2C like how Dirty Socks can rub sticks together to start a fire?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
cam to cam
I can’t seem to get any of the ladies of BE to do that with me. Maybe I need to ask more.
mine has a small 1.3 M webcam
good enough for skype.
If the DVD drive is make or brake, i’m sure there are some models around with it.
This is the model I’ve got.
http://www.amazon.com/Samsung-NC10-14GB-10-2-Inch-Blue-Netbook/dp/B001I45TA8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1251907606&sr=8-1
OK I'm lost.
Sorry Prez but I can’t figure out the meaning of the links.
Oh, also. Females, we are a crazy breed I tell ya. What are the problems you are having?
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
He has invested $920 in her, and it is bound to lead somewhere
right?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Then the problem is easy!
He needs to get her over to his crib and…. do that night thang!
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I think MANswers has how to do that covered
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 2, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
But he's a Perfect Gentleman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SD8C-4MMxE
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 2, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions
"Females, we are a crazy breed I tell ya"
Yep. And some are much crazier than others. Sometimes crazy in the good way, sometimes crazy in the wt* way.
Where’s the “good” crazies?
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
That sounds like it will create more BO.
No bus ride = Walking = Sweating = PU
Do they want everywhere except the buses to stink?
Yes! Yes! In the face!
If you type "why I quit" into the google search bar
its top two recommendations are “Facebook” and “Church”
Massively funny
I think that mother is well within her rights to criticize that teacher for the stupid list… plus what genius teacher actually lets first graders use hot glue guns?
Blazers win!
did you have a question… or just looking for a show of hands
by The Arkitect on Sep 2, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
no, I’ll wait for your response… I don’t mind at all, take your time
by The Arkitect on Sep 2, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I saw it on a computer at work and was wondering if it was worth downloading
I’d only use it for fun.
Can I make cool charts with it?
it’s free so there’s really nothing to lose… and you can model just about anything in 3D once you get the hang of it… so your charts could enter the 3rd dimension
by The Arkitect on Sep 2, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
well… it’s rated for ages older than 3+ so it might be a little advanced for you
by The Arkitect on Sep 2, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
The "Anatomy of Portland Trail Blazers' offense in 2008-2009 season" reminded me a lot of my work on Blazers Edge
My best friends both just celebrated their 2nd anniversaries in June
I’m the only leg of the tripod that isn’t married yet, although I was close once.
Blazers win!
The joke I tell when people ask is that Marriage is like prison… the time goes better if you don’t count the days
by The Arkitect on Sep 2, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Good thing I like the girl i'm dating
although the bad part is that the days go too quickly then.
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
Since they are both married ....
…you are no longer the third leg….you are the fifth wheel
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Sep 2, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes...I like to leave little comment grenades around
don’t touch!
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Sep 2, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
should consider yourself lucky you're not gonna be @ Bedge Bowling...
I’d drop a 20 pounder on your big toe
j/k
Blazers win!
yes...I had to keep looking at the name
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Sep 2, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wow patty mills is off crutches in two weeks
good for him. says he will try and fight for a roster spot
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
fo sho
he tore up the olympics. might be injury prone tho. missed a bunch of last season for st. marys
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
I have a theory that
to the nearest approximation, all bedge threads ultimately will devolve to a Bowie debate.
I am the law!
I was being sarcastic
I actually have no beef with Bowie… And despite his injuries he put up decent numbers for his career 10.9/7.5
Blazers win!
You did make a valid point
Bowie is in the unique position of being caught between the perspectives of loveable loser and most hated
Blazers win!
Ziggy Stardust is the Most Farout man, IMHO…
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 2, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but he’ll judge our walk off—I hope you’re prepared to remove your drawers without removing your pants, cuz i know i am.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 2, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
eff rubio
When the season ended, I entered the draft with the intention of going to the NBA," Rubio said Wednesday. "But some things happened that kept me from being ahead of the rest and I ended up No. 5, which I was happy with, but it didn’t allow me the chance to go to the NBA. I tried, but in the end it wasn’t to be.
I am the law!
I like his british accent
And Charlie is as happy as a tumor bitin’ dog afterward
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Sep 2, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you seen the Barney toothbush video?
It’s hillarious in the I have the sense of humor of a adolescent kind of way.
I am the law!
Want to know if there’s been an outbreak of swine flu or equine herpes virus in the neighborhood? There’s an app for that.
I’ll speak on all of our behalf when I say we’re anxious for the app that identifies zombies in a neighborhood near you…
Mercury is in surgery now
The vet just called me, saying her wound looked like Pulp Fiction. He didn’t realize how tenacious Mercury is.
After I dropped her off, they put her in a cage, and I guess Mercury went right to work rubbing her tumor wound all over the sides of the cage. Vet said blood was smeared all over.
So now, the hope is that surgery goes okay and doesn’t result in some sort of muscle or nerve damage in her legs.
When I take her home, they better give me more sleepy time pills for Mercury, because she’ll ruin the stitches if not sedated. She’s straight street and doesn’t give a crap because she’s from the hood. I asked them for a refill Monday and they didn’t get back to me. I’ll hop over the counter and get it myself if they don’t gimme ’em.
good luck mortimer and mercury :)
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
by dougall5505 on Sep 2, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm hoping things work out for ya Mort...
Nothing can screw ya up more on a temporary basis than a tragedy with a beloved pet
Blazers win!
by The X-man on Sep 2, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I never said I don't like prayers
I said I don’t listen to them
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Sep 2, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
She has to be better now :)
Good work Tom
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
by twiggs on Sep 2, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Last week I accidentally zapped into Dr. 90210 where they just cauterized a huge chunk of fat tissue out of a woman’s body. Ehw, plastic surgery wouldn’t be for me.
Tell them to double-stitch Mercury so she gets a tough-looking but flat scar like a pirate. Good luck in kicking the tumor.
There's Gotta Be More To Life
by Norsktroll on Sep 2, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks for keeping us posted
It feels kinda strange thinking so much about a puppy I’ve never met, but you’ve made me fall in love with her.
by Corvid on Sep 2, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
don't they have some kind of something
they could rub on Mercury’s stitches that would deter her from chewing/licking/what-have-you? If they don’t, you should invent it, Mort, and then get super rich. And then give me some of the money because it was my idea.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 2, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Right now as far as I know
Technology hasn’t advanced past the plastic cone.
We had been using the new donut thing that works well, but Mercury made herself more flexible in her quest to reach the tumor and now the donut is useless. So, we’ll have to use the cone.
The next problem is, Mercury has gotten out of her cone twice before. She cleverly made her neck the exact size where if you fit it too tight it won’t close, and too loose she manages to pull it off once you turn your back or go potty.
Another thing is, she might not want to get at her stitches as much as she did her tumor. She really, really, really, REALLY liked the taste of her tumor. A lot. Getting her under control when I changed her bandages because she wanted to eat the bloody chunky bandages was tough. She’s strong!
Have you thought about pulling out her teeth?
by tominhawaii on Sep 2, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
She'll rub her stitches on the wall and carpet
That’s what she started doing once she couldn’t get the cone off anymore. Step 1: Rub till the bandages fall off, Step 2: rub wound on carpet till bleeding, Step 3: PROFIT.
It’s why I wanna be able to sedate her. She is not one of those “giving up” dogs.
BUT, I hope she isn’t as interested in ruining her stiches, since I think her tumor lust was because it was meaty and tasted like heaven to a dog. And of course, once a dog gets a taste for tumor blood, they’ll forever be in a craze for more tumor blood. So she’s going to be breaking into cancer wards now and feasting on unsuspecting tumor sufferers.
You know what you could try for real
Make a duct tape cover for her that looks sort of like underwear that wraps around her waist. Make sure to create a space for poop and pee holes. Double side it and stuff so it won’t stick to her and then use the tape to tape the straps together around her waste. She’ll probably chew it off. Just think of it as a sacrificial anode, better her duct tape underwear than her stitches or bandage. .
Oh
I thought the tumor was more on top of the tail. I still think you can have fun with duct tape while you wait for her to get out of ER.
I kinda did both suggestions
I’d wrap the wound with bandages, gauze, and medical tape, then covered that with duct or wire tape.
That’s to block/absorb the bleeding.
Then over that, I made a makeshift diaper out of old t-shirts, with the neckhole used for the tail, and I taped the sleeves tight around her right leg, where the tumor wound was.
Then I made a belt out of tape to make it stay.
What about a
Hannibal Lecter hand truck thing….but for dogs
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Sep 2, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
man well good luck !!
attila and sasha send their well wishes
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 2, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good luck Mort
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
by Quik_Baller on Sep 2, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mercury is the Bedge Mascot. I t know her.
She’ll pull though cuz she’s tough and nuthin’ can stop her. Give her a big ol hug for me when she can handle it and it won’t hurt her.
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
by twiggs on Sep 2, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
uh....
Ya know I’m a huge Mercury fan and all that, but…….
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
Good luck to Mercury
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
by dyshooter182 on Sep 2, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think I was in love once.
Really? What was her name?
I don’t remember.
That’s not a good start, but keep going…
She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
I’m pretty sure that’s not love.
Damn it.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 2, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 2, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
take it easy champ. why dont you sit this one out, stop talking for awhile
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 2, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi Dr. Nick!
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
Of course
too bad you can’t go back in time and get married on Sept. 2nd 1992….that would of course…be perfect
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Sep 2, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I just thought of something
9-11
11 is two 1’s
1 + 1 = 2
9-11=92 => U R A Terrorist
by tominhawaii on Sep 2, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was the covert head of the Uber-Rabid-Atheists till now
Thanks Tom!!!!!
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Sep 2, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
its actually kind of hard to see the Boise State players-- they blend in with that turf
If Oregon goes with the yellow uniforms, it might actually cause seizures.
by jksnake99 on Sep 2, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Guess we're gonna lose two more games then last year?
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?page=OffseasonPredictions09-WestStandings
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
a gem from the comments
Look our for the Thunder, Durant is 5x better than Roy and has much more room for improvement
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
The son of John Lucas was picked in today's NBA D-League expansion draft as #10
http://www.nba.com/dleague/expansion_draft_board_2009.html
- was James White. Say a prayer for James white, we got Nic, Dante, Petteri and a 2010 second round pick for his draft rights over the years.
There's Gotta Be More To Life
Also funny that Eddie Gill is in an expansion draft. The guy is what, 31?
There's Gotta Be More To Life
Holy crap
school starts soon.
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
sept 8
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
this is cool
what popular websites looked like when they were first launched
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
wow
we’ve come a long way in web design
those are atrocious
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
I remember that Dell site from shopping for a PC for school around that time
I ended up with a Gateway, then a Dell later.
There's Gotta Be More To Life
Man I can't wait for this stupid season to be over with so we can start talking about next year's draft.
Dwyane wade is coming to portland
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
Sick sick sick
this went for a TD

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
by Dirty Socks on Sep 2, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Anniversary gift idea?
I just checked and my wife already has pearl earrings and it doesn’t look like she ever wears them.
I’m not looking to go over a $100 since we’re probably going to Maui this weekend and I blew a lot of money in Oregon.
I say an appliance—Their value is determined by the fact that they are the trophies for super smash tv. An electric do-dad is sure to impress the lady. I recommend a forman grill, cause I don’t have one.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 2, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Get her a giant blade, so she can cut things.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 2, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Global makes some pretty knives that are good too. Among their selection, I like the Japanese Chef knife, 8 to 10 inches.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 2, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Global makes some nice smaller fruit paring and desert knives. I also think a mandolin (slope with a blade, for thin sliced stuff) is good too.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I bought the iCook knife set from Amway
Best I ever used, but out of your price range by about 200 if you get the block too
Blazers win!
That's a great idea
I’d love to get a knife for an anniversary present, just so I could see the reaction from other people. Don’t go with the German ones — they’re built for larger hands. I like Japanese knives because I have small hands. Even the big knives are fine if they’re Japanese.
Japanese knives are also typically sharper than German. Japanese sharpen to I think around 15 to 18 degrees, where German is at 22.5.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Hey Tom
If you are going with a knive, make sure to keep the receipt. For some people, knives are very personal. It must fit and feel just right.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Sep 2, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
It’s kinda like lingerie in that respect.
by Corvid on Sep 2, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
hmmm I'm sure somebody would wonder whats up if they checked my history.
i’ve had to google so many weird things for bedge. the last one was “men in lingerie”.
Love.
For composite, weight, and durability (including length on the edge) a 12 inch wusthof is the way to go. In the end, the German blades are better if you are serious about your knife work.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 2, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I got henckles for my 5-year anniversary at work.
They are supposed to be good, but I think they are only OK.
I am the law!
henkels are pretty good. I’d put them one step below wusthof but above forschners. They are all made in the same area. The german knives i don’t like are called something like goldshenks—their balance is way off (all in the handle) you don’t see them much anymore. They were marketed as high end, with nice composite steels… more expensive than wusthof…
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 2, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, the blades are sharp.
But I don’t really like the look\feel of them.
I just need one really good Hattori Hanzo blade.

I am the law!
I went to the asian grocer the other day and they had a box labele “kung fu”
I could buy it and ship it to you so you could get your kung fu right
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
why arent there more asian restaurants called kung food? I would eat there.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I’ve seen about all the movies one can watch. I think i have a learning disorder :(
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 2, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
you and me both, man. I am a movie\home theatre nut.
I have a dedicated PC just for storing and re-playing blu-ray movies on my home theatre. I’m up to about 350 now.
I am the law!
it was a box of noodles
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I feel like they fight with noodles in Iron Monkey. My favorite noodle house is in DC—The Orient Express. It’s the best
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 2, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
This has got me thinking about replacing my own knives.
I think I want something like this style:

I am the law!
Nice knife
nearly cut off the tip of thumb
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 2, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting -- didn't know that
The collective knowledge of the junk drawer impresses the hell out of me every single day.
Also, getting forged or drop-forged is much better than getting stamped knives
Some stamped knives aren’t bad (Cutco, Ginsu), but forged is usually the way to go
Blazers win!
Top o’ the line. Imported by Kershaw here in Tigard. Unless Hawaii gets them direct. Good Job!
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Old Willie Nelson joke
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow? give her a shovel
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
$100 could get her a night with a real man
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I'd think the plane ticket would be a good enough give
but in the even she argues otherwise, go with something off the cuff, like a book of poetry or something like that
Blazers win!
lol
If you knew my wife you’d laugh at that. She would never read it and would think I was turning gay.
Speaking of which. I think we have our first openly gay BEdger.
was at Nike yesterday. According to my boyfriend, he looks trim and fit.
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/9/1/1010768/will-team-be-arriving-early-for#20591741
It's good
I want BE to be the most diverse blog in the world. If we didn’t get an openly gay BEdger soon, I was going to turn gay for the team.
And now that I think about it...
I’m pretty sure Troutfan admitted to being female once
Blazers win!
Ya gotta get it on the end of an appendage
So you can twist it to make it old logo, and new italicized logo. With preferrably a hole in the middle of the pinwheel.
I used to have a PA
Took it out over 12 years ago and I can still pinch the end and go potty out the bottom of my penis.
by tominhawaii on Sep 2, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Desmond Mason is working out in the Blazers facility
But allegedly there are no talks about signing him
There's Gotta Be More To Life
I remember a few summers ago when people were so pumped on Mason. I think it was due to the fact that he lives in Portland in the offseason, used to play for Nate, and we had no SF at the time.
If I had to watch that dude shoot FTs all season I might start being a radio only fan.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
It is because people used to see his dunks
And because he married a Portland broad and lived here. For whatever reason, we go crazy for anyone with ties to the area.
Mason is a bummer of a player, because he was so athletic and seems like a nice dude.
Speaking of LMA...
Barkley has him picked for his U-25 2st team
http://barkleysmouth.com/2009-articles/august/the-nba-all-under-25-teams.html
Blazers win!
DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME FOR YOUR UNEDUCATED BANTER…I DONT HAVE TIME TO CORRECT TYPOS WHEN I AM IN A HURRY FOR BUSINESS AND I CHOOSE TO TYPE IN CAPS …ANYTHING ELSE LOSER??
DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME FOR YOUR UNEDUCATED BANTER…I DON’T HAVE TIME TO CORRECT TYPOS WHEN I AM IN A HURRY FOR BUSINESS AND I CHOOSE TO TYPE IN CAPS …ANYTHING ELSE LOSER??
by The Arkitect on Sep 2, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Our style is down
They claim among other things that their style is down? Does that mean ‘hip’, like I’m down wit that? Or does it mean they are using an outdated style?
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 2, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
ESPN indirectly confirms that the Blazers could use their MLE or BAE to sign Freeland or Claver in the future
Using the “1st round picks that haven’t signed for 3 years” passus in the CBA Article VIII Section 2 that only talks about “room in excess of the rookie scale”.
Yes, there is a specific rule covering these situations. We’ve checked the details with the highest authorities and discovered a few caveats: Rubio’s contract would have to be for a minimum of three years and a maximum of five, and the money that would be made available to him could be only from a team with salary-cap space or the midlevel exception, disabled exception or biannual exception.)
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/columns/story?columnist=sheridan_chris&page=Rubio-090902
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Did you get a white space?
That’s what I got, and I’m filling it up with all sorts of cuss words in my mind.
Bottom right
I have one on my laptop at home that’s “from” Planned Parenthood. Just as funny if not mroe so
Blazers win!
Wow, Yesterday's JD is still going... looks like some people are still trying to get it to 2k
Blazers win!
I'd like to impose Massachusetts law in this JD
Bill passed in Mass. state senate authorizes warrantless searches, forced vaccinations (under threat of arrest), quarantine camps, health care interrogations and mandatory “decontaminations” (in the event health care officials declare a health emergency).
If I lived in Mass, I’d cast my vote for Doc Holiday. He’d straighten things out, and/or, increase the state budget with weakly summits held in Atlantic City.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 2, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
If we are going to go with non-fictional people.
I’ll cast my vote for George Orwell, which brings us back to your original post. Maybe I do belong in Mass.
I am the law!
actually, I want val kilmer, so “huckleberry” will force its way back into convention. plus, mortimer has a crush on val kilmer—it makes my declaration of this jd as a health epidemic that much more tolerable.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 2, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
wildfire pictures

(REUTERS/NASA/GSFC/LaRC/JPL, MISR Team
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Just blue socks
And that’s my toe wrapped up and in a net thingy after my first surgery on the big toe.
i love ESPN360
i’m watching three tennis matches at once as well as a game at the FIBA Americas tournament (Panama v. Uruguay).
You must have a large monitor!
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 2, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Local radio host pretty much owns Bill Simmons in interview about Minny/Rubio
http://www.canishoopus.com/2009/9/2/1012767/bill-simmons-pulls-out-the-what
There's Gotta Be More To Life
Bill sounded silly
He sounded petulant towards the end and was completely unwilling to consider any other point of view.
so this is why foye is only ok
randy foye has been an enigma ever since he came here because he knew we lost on the roy/foye deal
does that really happen? do players suck(well in this case suck in comparison to roy) because they feel like they gotta live up to their trade counterparts.
i got 16/20. guess the landlocked u.s. states
http://www.sporcle.com/games/landlocked_usstates.php
I never touched him like that.
I kept trying to answer Minnesota at the end when I had one left
I thought I was spelling it wrong. Minnesota isn’t the first state that comes to mind when one thinks of the great lakes states
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
10/36. couldnt think of the names of the movies
http://www.sporcle.com/games/highestgrossfilms_actorsii_results.php
I never touched him like that.
oceans twelve? i guessed that but it didnt register. i guess spelling ftl
I never touched him like that.
I think I may have done a different one that you posted.
mine had Clooney, Costner, Witherspoon, Streep, and others. No Hillary Swank.
Which one can you do better on
http://www.sporcle.com/games/text/freshprince
http://www.sporcle.com/games/text/uspreamble
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
I can’t spell good:
http://www.sporcle.com/games/famousphilosophers.php
But I knew them all save the last one.
I think, if you just start listing the philosophers you know (assuming you can spell them) you’ll get near half. I spent most my time trying to spell em right.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 2, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
i got 7
but most of it was guessing. there were only 3 i legitmately knew. that’s a tough one. i need more about tv theme songs. haha
I did this one without looking at the questions. I just started typing as many poets as I could think of… I got 12 right:
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 2, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I put my nerd glasses on for this one. If I find a Brother Karamazov test, look out.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 2, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I dig the beginning of Fear and trembling—all that isaac and abraham jive is so good. Either Or, is pretty interesting too, especially if you are familiar with Don Juan/Don Giavani
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 2, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah it was a really interesting read.
kind of hard to follow. I don’t read much philosophy. but his discussion of morality and faith I found pretty interesting.
Remind me if i forget to tell you about that the hollow men project is coming along. i’m taking a couple weeks off from painting and then that should be the next thing i start working on…
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 2, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, i'd like to see it when you're done.
i hope you can find some interesting stuff for the “straw”. They quoted the last 4 lines of Hollow Men on Mad Men on the last episode.
ah the way the world ends… i need to quit slackin and pick that show back up. i hear some art makes its way on the second season.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 2, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
that whole show is art.
maybe the best show on tv. that and Lost. and yes, there is an episode involving a piece of art in the second season.
i just realized that im a russian that wears sweatpants/shirts in public
I never touched him like that.
Do you also have your Xbox on your lap?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QcQd2tug64
There's Gotta Be More To Life
haha that was one of my favorite songs on gta 4. i always listen to vladivostok.
I never touched him like that.
do you smell like beets? own anything polyester?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
you also have a gold chain and you smoke
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=11878
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
twitter brings the lulz
some guy made a program that his this guy send you a tweet every time you mention “trap” in one of your updates.
I just mentioned a speed trap in one of my updates so i just got a tweet that says “@Adougall It’s a trap!”
lol
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Who's bowling tonight?
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
ugh
go away kitzhaber
http://www.oregonlive.com/news/index.ssf/2009/09/kitzhaber_decides_to_run_for_g.html
I am the law!
I got 10/100. name times 100 greatest tv shows
http://www.sporcle.com/games/timetv_results.php
I never touched him like that.
that was tougher for me than i thought it'd be.
i got 40 though. I should be kicked in the balls for not getting Arrested Development and The Office (UK) though. I’m ashamed.
Pretty funny: Birdman tries to dunk at 2005 All-Star contest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BieL_YOzQkI
From BDL’s “”http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/The-10-worst-NBA-teams-of-the-last-decade;ylt=ApZ4Qtq3VMH8GoOCEZvbSy8vLYF?urn=nba,186739" target="new">10 worst teams of the last decade". Since the Jailblazers still won some games, they are not on the list.
There's Gotta Be More To Life
Birdman got such a hard time for it
But Nate Robinson’s under-the-leg-toss-off-the-backboard dunk that took forever and was lame to beat Iggy seemed to take a lot longer… or at least as long.
Problem is that Birdman's resulting dunk was super lame, too. Just a two-handed throw down from far after the line.
Rudy also need a ton of attempts, but at least it was good.
There's Gotta Be More To Life
Iggy is my favorite dunker since Vince in 2000.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
That's not the birdman
birdman has tattoos
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
How can you be 7'3'' and only weigh 212 pounds?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Closs
Since he was bad and so skinny, normal sized Los Angelinos had no big trouble to beat him
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r4NSjE7jrY
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Wow that was disgusting.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
High school football recruit saves 22 kids from a school bus
http://mississippistate.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=983337
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Not the one I wanted but my grandson none the less
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
What a cutie pie. The beads are a nice touch.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
that kid looks like he is going to play guitars and not be able to use the internet
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
doesnt work with facebook pics
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
SO, is this the picture you wanted to post? (cute kid, by the way)
Here’s how I did it
1. Went to facebook and right clicked on the picture
2. Used my mouse to select the image location from the Element Properties box. (I’m using Firefox; these things are called other things in other browsers. The tricky thing in Firefox is that it’s the second http: address listed, not the one at the top.)
3 Used Ctrl-C to copy it
4 Went to the Bedge comment box, clicked on the little tree above the text area (right-most icon)
5 Used ctrl-v to paste the address in the pop-up box.
6 Used preview to make sure the image showed up
hmm thats exactly what I did but it didnt show up for me
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
nevermind I know where I messed up
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
I have been trying to post images from facebook,my new photo bucket account
And directly from my photo files.That one image of Sam from a facebook album which wasent even the one I selected is the only thing that will come up?
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Try this picture

Right click the picture, go to properties. Click on properties.
Highlight the location. Do CTRL-C.
Go to your post here in Blazers Edge, click the tree icon. Do CTRL-V.
Click OK.
Click preview to see if it worked.
fail,it wont let me go to Blazers Edge with out ok first and did not work
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
So walk me through how you're doing it
You right click the pic, go down to the bottom and click PROPERTIES, and then…?
Are you highlighting the ENTIRE address of the picture?
Only one line of the location add will highlight
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, that's okay with this pic, since it's only one line...
…now, you copied the address, right? By either doing CTRL-C, or right clicking the address and clicking “copy”?
Here, try this:
https://www.beckett.com/images/pgitems/625520801.jpg
Highlight that and hit CTRL-C.
Then go to the tree icon and hit CTRL-V.
Do preview and see if you see the pic. That’s all ya do.
I cant get back to Blazers Edge without clicking ok on
after highliteing the address so I cant click the tree,it wont minimize.
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
No, that's fine!
After that window pops up and you pasted the address in, you wanna click ok.
And then the address shows in your comment, with something like IMG bracketed around it, right? That is good.
Ok....that's it!!
I am driving to Grants Pass to show you how to post a picture….I will be there in 4.5 hours
"I'm tired" -Me
You can take over!
I wanna help SO, and if it ain’t figured out by tonight I’ll help more, but I gotta go get the wife!
Good luck!
i did it by the numbers and this is what I gt
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
it appears you are pasting in the URL of the page that contains the picture
and not the URL of the picture itself
eastern euro music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz9r3Vmahl0&feature=related
I never touched him like that.
You like ill mitch?
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 2, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Im a big fan of your work Mitch
Board ride is serious and quick
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 2, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I know I keep bringing this up, but
Do any of you junkers want to get in a fantasy football league? I need to fill up my 2nd league. Right now it’s me, my brother, my father and tominhawaii.
Standard ESPN league drafting this Sunday
let me know
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
i would but im on vacation of sunday
cause i could be part of the league otherwise if u just need an owner, i don’t really mind if my team gets autopicked
yeah, if you want to
and it’s fairly easy to tweak your autopick settings so you don’t take 4 QBs.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Star Fox isn't bad in smash bros
I’d rather play Capt. Falcon though
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Already signed up a few months ago
Someone said O-live and someone said ripcitytwo.com
There's Gotta Be More To Life
go to this link
copy the url
reply to my comment by hitting reply and then click the picture icon between the title and body and paste over the “http” that it gives you with the link you already copied
hopefully you get this

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
this has gotten to point where it is comical
No matter what I trying post out of my files or photobucket the only address that shows up here is the same pic of Sam,my theory is that he has hacked my computer and i wont get it back till grandpa makes him a guitar.
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
lets do this one step at a time
copy the link I posted in a reply to this
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I think he meant do this
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:SIODtuPHI-AKAM:http://image26.webshots.com/26/8/8/39/306980839cHUQOw_fs.jpg
dont worry about the tree
just grab the url I posted and paste it here
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
ok
still no damn tree so what next?http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30057571&id=1503920983
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I want you to post the link I pasted above
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:SIODtuPHI-AKAM:http://image26.webshots.com/26/8/8/39/306980839cHUQOw_fs.jpg
just paste that in a reply to me
also put it in a web browser and you’ll notice that is an image only with nothing else. Those are the only types of urls that will give an image
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I finally aced a sporcle quiz
http://www.sporcle.com/games/blackfacts.php
how addicting
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I'm Down!
You telling lies thinking I can’t see
You can’t cry ‘cause you’re laughing at me
I’m down (I’m really down)
I’m down (Down on the ground)
I’m down (I’m really down)
How can you laugh when you know I’m down
(How can you laugh) When you know I’m down.
"I'm tired" -Me
Old Taj tune my bro and I like
In the begining I was such a fool
I had the love of a good woman
but I treated her cruel
now that she gone and left me
I just hang my head and cry
you dont miss your water
no you miss your water
not untill your well runs dry
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay S.O., let's try this one last time. For now we'll use a random image I found just so that you can at least know how to post an image.
Just forget about all the other instructions you’ve heard so far. I have a feeling that you’re getting some of the steps mixed up. The first thing you need to do is right click on this image and select properties. Once you have done that you’ll be seeing a window that contains basic information about the image. You need to copy all of the text next to the word address. You do this by highlighting everything you want to copy, and then pressing Ctrl C. DO NOT WORRY ABOUT ANY OF THE TEXT THAT IS NOT NEXT TO THE WORD ADDRESS.
Once you have done that, come back to BEdge and tell me that you’re ready for the next step.

I never touched him like that.
Now you have to click on the picture of the tree. It will tell you to enter a url. All you have to do is press Ctrl V and then press ok.
I never touched him like that.
The green tree icon is not on my screen
All I have is up reply and action
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
first, click reply.
The “tree” icon will be to the right of the “block quote” and “link” images.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
I know the tree icon when I see it,it is not on my screen now
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
In other news
We have a Salmon BBQ laid on for the game tomorow
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
good call
altho a better call would be Boise State by 10…
hey bro, 12 miles from Quartzville and got turned back by armed forest police due to a wildfire… ain’t that a bummer? Still found nice little scenic campground at Tooley Lake and i picked a bucket of ripe huckleberries so it’s all good!
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
Oh BEdge has been doing that to me to ever since the update. Okay we'll do it the hard way.
You have to type exactly what you see below. DO NOT COPY AND PASTE BECAUSE YOU WILL LOSE YOUR IMAGE URL.. Just type it manually.
^^^ Once you have typed that into your comment box you must press Ctrl V between the quotation marks. Then all you do is press post.
I never touched him like that.
I think I am going to take screenshots for a real tutorial on how to post pictures.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
I am a little embarrased about being so stupid about this
But I am following the instructions carefully and it aint working
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s cool. I’m working on what I hope to be a very clear tutorial of how to do a picture with screenshots. I’m using IE to avoid any confusion.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
Not all mods are worthless
Looking at you prez
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
hey SO let me tell ya 'bout stoopid
the other day I couldn’t get the hood on my truck to unlatch. I tried to flip that lever under the hood but it wouldn’t give. I drove to my friends (he’s a mechanic) and asked him to help my unhinge the switch. He opened the driver side door and pulled the cord that opens the hood and “POP” up it went.
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
This should be a fanshot
Seriously, it comes up often enough that it would be nice top point someone in the right direction for nice, clear instructions.
Jonestr I even rebooted and nada pasa when I click reply
I will give it one more try with something out of my files and if that dont work I will give up for this evening and seek professional help,I cant believe that I can do fairly advanced auto-cad and land desk and this is such a pain in the ass.
It's easier at first to copy and post pictures off the web
Posting a picture from your own files is trickier because it involves an additional step.
Are you having trouble cutting and pasting (Selecting, ctrl-c ctrl-v) in other programs?
I would never buy a used couch from a Russian
On the other hand they have some nice grenade launchers I might be interested in.
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Back from Bedge bowling.
No matter what anyone says, I didn’t miss a pin the whole night.
There's always money in the banana stand!
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first three frames. three 0’s. thats what i call a strikeout
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Hey! It was only the first 2! And I finished with 82, 134, 128, 128. So there!
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Ok, here is what I hope to be a foolproof tutorial on posting pictures on the SBN Network. If you need to enlarge any of the screenshots I am including, simply click on them.
Step 1
First, find the picture that you want to insert on Blazersedge. Once you have done so, right click on the image, as shown in the following screenshot. Note that as I right-click, a drop-down menu appears. I have highlighted the option “properties.”
Step 2
Click on “properties” as shown in the previous step. When you do so, a smaller window will pop up with information about the picture you have selected. One of the lines of information will have the heading: “Address (URL).” Highlight the text that is directly to the right of this heading, as shown in the following.
Step 3
Alright, you have two options at this juncture. Make sure the text (URL) is still highlighted. You can either (a) press CTRL-C on the keyboard or (b) right-click the image and select “copy.” Both of these will achieve the same result, copying the image URL.
Step 4
Now open up the comment that you want to post the image in. You should see the standard SBN comment space… directly to the right of the link button is a little icon of a tree. I’ve scrolled over the image in the screenshot to show its location.
Step 5
When you click on the image of the tree, a small popup window will appear with the text “http://” already entered and highlighted. With the text inside the popup highlighted, either (a) press CTRL-V or (b) right-click on the highlighted text and select the option “Paste.” The “Address (URL)” line that you copied earlier should now show up in the text line of the popup window. Make sure that the URL does not start with “http://http://.” There should only be one http.
Step 6
Now, all you have to do is select “OK” on the popup window and a line of text should appear in your comment.
Step 7
Okay, now just click preview and your image should show up.
Click post and all should be good.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 2, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
one correction.
This should be the picture for step 3.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
Gah, it posted the wrong one again.
Third time.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
agh, I got step 7 wrong too. This is confusing.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
open a comment
The standard SNB box is gray with no tree,block quote or any thing else making step 4 difficult
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That allows me to flag or rec,what should i do next?
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I have many times
I just tried to post a photobucket pic in this reply and no tree to click can be found
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
when you go to the bottom of the page, do you see this?
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
okay, that’s the problem. You should be seeing what I posted every time you comment.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
Im pretty sure that the problem
But I dont know how to fix it
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
ya cabby ever since the update ive had things disappear on my menu bar a few times and then reappear
Cabby is flabby.
really? Once I click reply I have bold, Italic, Strikethrough, Blockquote, Link, and Image.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
I just clicked reply and have nothing but a gray matrix
It dont seem to matter if the formatting guide is active or hidden
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it is time to switch to firefox
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I try to keep it simple stupid
But I will try it although my friends that use it bitch about it.
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
every IT person I know swears by not using IE
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
yeah I just spent 1/2 an hour,I played music so it was not a total waste
Downloading firefox and when I went to the we make it so easy for you 2nd step it went back to square one and started the download again,I am not impressed with their user friendly claims.
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
ive used firefox, opera, IE, and a little bit of chrome. IMO firefox is the best one
Cabby is flabby.
I will download it again when I go to bed the first try was a fail
and not pilot error
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
nah it’s all good. It’s quite funny when considering I weigh 135.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
i've been using flock
after being persuaded by dan harbison of the blazers.
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by Philthyanimal on Sep 2, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I got 60/100
http://www.sporcle.com/games/common_english_words.php
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paul allen LOL!
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
The fire Mo Lucas thread just made my day.
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how so?
in that you realize you are way smarter than some people?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I just enjoy mockery in general
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i wanna use the caps lock comment again but i kinda feel bad
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
there are no hurt feelings in the JD
throw it out yo
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
i know but im mocking that guy that made the hate on MO fanpost. i don’t wanna get banned for heckiling or something
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
It's justified in that case.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
that was some quality trash talking
too bad there was a lot of good trash talk today otherwise i woulda voted for u to win trashiest comment of the day.
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by Philthyanimal on Sep 2, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I had 2:32 remaining
http://www.sporcle.com/games/multiplication_table.php
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being of asian decent
my mathematics skills are off the chart. i will predict i will beat your score before even taking the test.
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by Philthyanimal on Sep 2, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
im of indian descent so i got you there
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
indian? You’re whiter than Larry Bird.
“Larry’s not white… Larry’s clear.” – Space Jam
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
lol BE isn’t as fun when people know what i look like
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
BE is weird now I know what some peeps look like
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
I just got done watching
Casablanca on MGM-HD. I hadn’t watched it in a long time…good flick
"I'm tired" -Me
never seen it
never will
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Why?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I feel like it is one of those movies I have heard so much about that I dont need to see it
also, I have so many other movies on my “to see” list that I am actually excited about seeing that I doubt I will ever make time for it.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
This one was hard.
As the only (think) holder of religion degree here in the JD, nobody better beat my 11/21!
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sir please calm down
this is a basketball site and we are all hear to talk basketball
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Oh yeah!
well I finished THIS ONE with 8:13 remaining. Boo ya!
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oh, i understand this comment now.
I can’t believe Roybot recced his smack talk of poor ’ol Tinfoil. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
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8/21, but I thought I said Spiritism and African Traditional. I should get 10.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
mad at myself for missing unitarianism.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
This one was harder than the New Testament
Finished with 4:35 left.
I literally spent the last 3 minutes trying to figure out how to spell the second to last one.
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Crap I can almost list them in order and date them but I cant spell half of them
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I had them all early on except for Obadiah and Micah.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
I always get hung up on Amos and Obadiah. I skip over them. Memorization fail.
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What happened to the book of Barnabas?
He didnt pay the vig
by southern oregon on Sep 2, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
There were some odd ones on there
You could easily fragment Christianity into more if those count
There's Gotta Be More To Life
WWE/F Champions quiz
I got 27/38. Not bad for not having watched for about 5 years.
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that is good
i only got 19
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by Philthyanimal on Sep 2, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
tinfoil how fast can you do lords prayer?
http://www.sporcle.com/games/text/lordsprayer
Cabby is flabby.
Finished with 2:03 remaining.
In my haste, I clicked into different windows trying to keep the things centered, so it could have been better.
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yeah
it wasn’t a matter of not knowing it, it was just keeping the stupid box where i could type into it
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god loves you
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
read my book

also read my other book: If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open?
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
lol
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 3, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
gotta get some sleep
heading to boise early tomorrow morning! see ya’ll and go ducks!
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
I just came up with a cool name for BE
Do the Roybot
It sounds like a dance. Wouldn’t that be a cool dance?
have u heard that one song
where the lyric is “do the helen keller, and talk with your hips”
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by Philthyanimal on Sep 2, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
except she talked with her hands, not hips
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
at least he's a young hot hawaiin surfer
can you imagine some chubby 35 year old white married guy hitting on you?
Ha for big man coach!
much more fun without you there
jk
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by Philthyanimal on Sep 2, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
if you wanted to see the inside of a bowling ball
click view core, right above the ball
http://www.stormbowling.com/products/balls/virtual-energy
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
then the inside of a house ball would look like this
http://www.stormbowling.com/products/balls/ice-storm
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
I hope your windows are rolled up. It be pouring outside!
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and with that, i'm out. don't forget, FIRE MO!
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Where did everyone gooo?
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
New JD is up but its a piece of junk
You might want to stay here
by southern oregon on Sep 3, 2009 12:34 AM PDT reply actions
It’s like playing tennis against a brick wall. The ball is always coming back the same way you sent it.
Backcourt game - 24/7
by pxilpooshr on Sep 3, 2009 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

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