Juwunk Drawer 9/18 - Halloween Prep
I love Halloween...I don't know why, but dressing up and being silly is fun. The past few years, my costumes were:
- Transformer (made out of cardboard box)
- A Japanese Game Show Contestant
- The Royal Tenenbaums
- Jabbawockeez
- And of course, recently, I was Jack in the Box...(i got free meals all day from the local Jack N Crack which was fun...I freaked a lot of store managers out...They thought I was from Corporate). The head was made out of paper mache and took about a week to do.
this one is taken at my work...it might not be safe for your work though.....
So, what is everyone doing this year or before that I can leverage??? (please make it safe for BEdge) I need ideas early so I can have time to build it....
Two things I want to do but material is hard to find:
1. Giant Cabbage Patch Kid ( like the one in the Geico commercial i think)
2. Yo Gabba Gabba...That one is easy if I'm the main character but most adults won't get it....and I want to be Drobee!!
peace. stay cool. forever.
- BRP
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the Jack in the Box
costume is hilarious. plus you got free food. that’s awesome. Gonna be tough to top that one.
yeah, i won the work contest...maybe something scary this year....
i was gonn have my son be the Grudge, but my wife said absolutely not…I mean, it would have been perfect

yeah that would be nice and creepy for halloween.
nothing is creepier than little kids looking strange.
how about you be Gargamel and you paint your kids blue and have them be smurfs. Then when they’re trick or treating a house, you hide and then after the person answers the door, you run up and say, “I finally caught you!” and grab the kids. That way, it’s a trick AND a treat.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 18, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
i can't imagine putting
a beard on the oldest child would be that big a deal after painting them blue.
it seems like there are words missing from your sentence.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 18, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions
ah. that helps.
makes more sense to my dullard brain now.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 18, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Those are some cute little cuties you got your arm around in that top picture.
Do they like Jack in the Box food? I think the little one is a little freaked out by the big round head. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
hahah thanks...they like the fries...
and my daughter said she wants to grow up and be JIB….i guess there are worst things in life she can grow up to be
and now
my daughter wants to be a “good witch” and my son wants to be Woody, from Toy Story…
oh and one year, i rented a Big Bird costume…but it was an imitation Big BIrd, that was all dirty, etc…And they made me call it Giant Yellow Bird due to copyright issues…hahahah i need to dig that pic up
Is that Mrs. broyposse at the JiB counter with you?
by MiledAnimal on Sep 18, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, and the costume comes back every now and then, when the mood strikes.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
have fun with that!
I have some great memories of my kids getting all dressed up for Halloween. Be sure you get lots of good pictures, then when you’re an old guy like me, you’ll have stuff to remind yourself with. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
no, that's not Mrs. BRP...that's a friend of mine...
i think you guys might have met her at BEdge night.
Last year,
I made Double Dare costumes for me and my buddy: At a hardware store I got two cheap, nearly see-through coveralls. I built a double dare stencil for the logo and used blue paint. At the hardware store I picked up cheap safety goggles. I have two black bike helmets, we taped cups to the top and used cut black socks for knee/elbow pads. It was pretty cheap but worked well.
I have a photo, let me see if I can grab it…
In July
I made Supertrooper costumes for the same buddy and myself. Here is how they turned out:

Basically, you need a fake mustache, aviator glasses, and the hat, which you can by all close in SE (the hat is the most expensive). Then, wear a tie with dress pants and a shirt. We got little badges for the cheap and some other flair (syrup bottles to drink beer out of)….
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 18, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
you could go as an AIDS test
even if you are a virgin there is nothing scarier than an AIDS test
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
HAHAHAHA. That is freaking scary. But what would the kids be? Tests for the minor VDs?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
they could go as the bad news breakers
I would add something about how safe for work the above link is, but I dont work so how should I know.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
hahaha i'm sure that costume will be the life of the party....
i mean, that made me think…how about dressed in a big rooster, and have blocking pads on
and a funny that made me laugh
The Code
Written across a wall of the newly discovered cave were the following symbols:

It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old!
The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.
The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said: ’This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.
The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.’

Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn’t grow, they seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.

Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, ’Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left…… It says: ’Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick
by broyposse on Sep 18, 2009 9:23 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Haha, that made me spit coffee on the screen
REC
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
You should go as Juwan Howard. Just grow a goatee and look grumpy.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 18, 2009 9:31 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
hahahah almost 24 hours into it and you still haven't cool down...
i can’t pull that off…i’m too short
Too Americanized
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Dang
I JUST shaved my goatee. And I ALWAYS look grumpy so it would have worked.
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I am now
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I went to the circus a couple of days ago
And I was surprised to see that clowns have a strong fan base. There were elementary school kids dressed in full clown gear. It was interesting, but a little disturbing for some reason. I thought the recent public opinion on clowns have been negative, but there are kids still dressing as Bozo.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Sophia just Retweeted this from someone on twitter
Chad Ochocinco: "losing my Twitter and losing my Ustream, it’s just as tough and emotional for me as losing my Johnson"
He may be annoying sometimes but you just gotta love the guy.
- Neil
by Blazin'aTrail on Sep 18, 2009 9:56 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Would Spain rather face Turkey or Greece in the semis?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
agreed
And I don’t think it matters. Spain probably just beat the other best team. Turkey and Serbia would prove an interesting road to the finals just because those are the two teams that they already lost too.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
France apparently didn't want Spain in the quarterfinals and took out Parker, but De Colo hit the buzzer beater. Lol.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
JR Smith..
out the first 7 games for denver.. might cost em down the stretch since they play utah/portland there first 2 games.
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
That means they're without their scoring sparkplug off the bench
Or is he starting now?
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
He is starting now, since they let "Roy stopper" Dahntay Jones go to Indiana
I don’t know if they’ll Afflalo, switch over Melo or Billups, or what else, but it definitely weakens their rotation significantly.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
and it was a division game
which put the thuggets over us
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
the Clippers
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Plus no Linus Kleiza.
This year the Nuggels will struggle.
by MiledAnimal on Sep 18, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
So who does that leave as their 3 pt threats
Chauncey and maybe Melo, who else?
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Afflalo and Lawson.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 18, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
JR Smith is a knockdown three shooter as well. They have plenty of gunners.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 18, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Aaron Afflalo will do a fine job replacing Dahntay Jones.
It’s funny to me that people are once again sleeping on the Denver Nuggets.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
Dahntay was the best in the league at defending Roy, though. I doubt Afflalo will be quite that good.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
Dahntay Jones also fouled players like a madman, which explains why ...
he looked like a good defender in spite of posting horrendous +/- numbers.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
They will bring some more into training camp. Novak and Szczerbiak were rumored.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Novak was resigned in LA.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 18, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good, then Dunleavy can continue to throw him into games ice cold for the final shot
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
fascinating player. Completely useless but can shoot.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 18, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that was my favorite coaching decision of last year
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, the Denver Nuggets and Wally Szczerbiak would seem to be a perfect fit.
You’d also think Coby Karl would get a shot at the third-string shooting guard spot, especially with his father being the head coach and everything.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
that’s a little strong. Andersen is a good player (with an insane home/away split on blocks… home cooking?). Afflalo is a nice defender and shooter, but an 8.9 PER and very mediocre offense/defensive ratings. Lawson could be a good player, but rookie point guards face a notoriously tough transition to the NBA… and who is at the backup forwards?
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
If Ty Lawson can post D.J. Augustin esque numbers, then he'll be a fine backup.
Regarding Chris Andersen, his wicked weakside help defense and shot blocking skills make him a unique third guy on the frontline to rotate in and out with rugged man-to-man defenders like Nenê and Kenyon Martin.
While Aaron Afflalo isn’t a world-beater on the wings, he’s no worse than Dahntay Jones on the whole.
At the backup and third-string power forward spots, it’s true Malik Allen and Johan Petro aren’t anything to write home about at their positions. Plus, there’s a hole at the third-string center spot. I, of course, advocate Robert Swift getting a shot, since he’d fit right in with Denver.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
Absolutely. They have some decent players on the second unit and a huge hole backing up Kenyon Martin… I don’t think that’s an excellent bench.
Arron Afflalo will be a good Dahntay replacement… but boy, that second unit lacks any playmaker other than Lawson.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
where did he say this?
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 18, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to go as an esoteric thought
But I can’t figure out the costume
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 10:07 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Even if you did, no one else would get it.
by MiledAnimal on Sep 18, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
What's the mathematical equation for a question mark?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 12:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
?
∫∑√cos(-iθ)
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
i was wrong
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
good guess though
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
myself and 3 other buddies
were Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles, we made shells out of chicken wire and paper mache, then went to factory 4 you, and bought matchin green shorts and t shirts. Then got some karate belts, and wore matching head bands.
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
last year i went as a Little Black Book (wore a white T shirt)
I brought a sharpie along and had girls sign + put their numbers on my shirt.
got a ton of numbers that night.
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
Until his mother threw the shirt in the wash with a pint of bleach.
by MiledAnimal on Sep 18, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
There were all sorts of pen marks on it. It would've been a waste to keep it clean!
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
actually
i had a “party foul” occur to me midway through the night which basically drenched one third of the shirt in keystone light
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
My son wants to be a ninja
I am thinking of dressing up as Che Gueverra
:D
S
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sport is my boyfriend
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 18, 2009 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I may go as Angela from The Office
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sport is my boyfriend
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 18, 2009 10:24 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
rec
you have to wear a t-shirt with cat on it, and a dress from a miniature doll store.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
you can come as Oscar and wear a shirt with babies dressed up playing trumpet and sax
You wouldn't know traveling if it drove up in a greyhound bus. -- Larry Bird Lewis
by prezofdeath on Sep 18, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
this year i was thinking about going as
legarrette blount, but idk how to make that happen. i was thinking about just getting a t shirt and hand drawing the fairy wings on it and then wearing brass knuckles.
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
you'd need someone else
dressed up as the Boise State player to go along with you.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 18, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
thats a better idea.
a way better idea.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 18, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
easy
BRP doesn’t need sight to see.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
always have a plan B
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
The last time I dressed up for halloween
I went as a Teletubby…
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I took a child sized costume, cut it up and duct taped it to myself over some grey sweats
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ahh… college
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now I go as the guy who doesn’t dress up anymore
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So you guy as a lazy guy or a college grad?
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
after college, I just really don’t have a reason to dress up anymore…
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by The Arkitect on Sep 18, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHA
I bet you were the purple one.
You should dress up as a crossing guard this year…
by Roybot on Sep 18, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
actually, if you had any reading comprehension skills, you'd know it didn't.
I took a child sized costume, cut it up and duct taped it to myself over some grey sweats
You wouldn't know traveling if it drove up in a greyhound bus. -- Larry Bird Lewis
by prezofdeath on Sep 18, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
naw, I was the yellow one… I liked the shape of his(?) antennae
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by The Arkitect on Sep 18, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
riiiiight… that’d happen
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by The Arkitect on Sep 18, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Do you mean Jr. Blazer Dancer? +
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+ This is a height related joke.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I am going to go as Blazer Sedge.
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You wouldn't know traveling if it drove up in a greyhound bus. -- Larry Bird Lewis
I always feel like - somebody's watching meeeeeeeee . . .
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Sep 18, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I went as Stuie a couple years ago
yellow shirt, red overalls, and a toy gun. I also took a football and cut it in half, painted it a skin color(sort of), and attached them to a headband so that they covered my ears and made my head sort of football shaped. Oy vey, what college and loads of alcohol will do to somebody…
Rudi…
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by The Arkitect on Sep 18, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
First Mac where I have some problems with Snow Leopard installation, moved applications to a 'recovered items' folder
But at least it didn’t just throw away everything or erase the disk. Now I have some work with the migration assistant, manual copying or time machine. Still relieved that it works.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Interesting
What apps didn’t migrate? I had no issues when I did the upgrade, plus it freed up a good amount of space
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
All that are not in the standard system setup, even iLife and iWork
I had no problems either migrating 2 other machines, but when searching Apple’s forums some users had that problem. It had identified 2 applications that wouldn’t work, and probably hung itself there and kept all the apps in a temporary migration folder. Still works pretty well, and I had backups for the worst case.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Ahh I see
When things go bad with my mac, it makes me very thankful for time machine
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Although going to a new location, the wireless became dial up speed
Had to create a new location to get it back to normal
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
This is what would happen if someone banned L-Train from Bedge
by TheTinfoil on Sep 18, 2009 10:54 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
So what exactly happened to him? His mother cancelled his something account?
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Wait, I forgot I'm not speaking to you right now. We're on a break.
Tinfoil, J.howard.fanboy
And I want my Warrant t-shirt back!
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
that kid has mega braces
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I saw like....6 of them in there
the one where they give the kid a really ugly S-10 pickup for his 16th birthday was pretty funny
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 18, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
dude
he shove a remote in hit butt. its definitely an act. Still though this freak out is best.
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
no he took all his clothes off and proceeded to try and shove a remote up his butt
nobody would freak out like that if their wow account was cancelled.
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
what an ungrateful
little jerk.
the challenger (I think) in the garage was super sweet though. This one seems more fake than the warcraft one.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 18, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
“I WANT MY FRICKIN’ TURKEY BREAST WITH FRICKIN’ GRAVY!”
by DrivetheLane on Sep 18, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know why his mom is so mad it him
so told him that he could beat it up and not worry about it, and that is what it he. She really was asking for it.
yeah, the truck one was fake.
he wasn’t swinging the bat hard enough to break anything.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
and he didn't go for the windows
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
if it was real, though, you couldn't blame the kid
did you SEE the other vehicles in the driveway? Kid had to have high expectations.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
“You guys are making me look like a poor kid”
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
His mom was mad cuz she kept having to clean crap off the remotes!
"BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US"
- Benjamin Franklin-
The one with their foul mouthed grandma is pretty good too
At the end she asks if he put the phone up his butt too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO6G6_hndbk&feature=channel
no i can tell that he's acting
its way over the top for it to be real. I mean who would be so mad they would try and shove a remote in their butt?
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
a couple questions:
A. Did he try and shove that remote up an “exit” hole?
B. What did he do in that closet after he shut the door?
by DrivetheLane on Sep 18, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
This is my favorite freakout... and I think it is real too...
warning… lots of naughty language… LINK
this is why our society is doomed
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Last year I flight suited up
I looked something like this, without the helmet.

Has the season started yet?
Greece-Spain will be a great game.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
agreed
2006 Worlds rematch game
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Spanoulis = Navarro
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 18, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Schortsanitis > Gasol but only in kGs.
Also, Greece seems similarly affect by not having Papaloukas as Spain is by not having Calderon.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Baby Shaq looked pretty good in this tournament having lost like 50 pounds. Kinda like a Dejuan Blair clone.
Unfortunately he is too inconsistent and still a bad free throw shooter, so I doubt the Clippers have a use for him.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
I really thought he would have been an impressive post player if he lost weight. Something akin to Nene. I don’t think thats in Shorts’ future. He has looked decent in this tournament, but he hasn’t played against any real post player yet has he? Actually, are there real post players in this tourney? I lose count after Pau, Gortat, Marc, and Turiaf.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
There are not many undersized bangers in the tournament. Rather a number of more or less skilled tall skinny guys. He had no problems against those, very notably in the game against Germany and one of the Adriatic teams (can’t remember if it was Croatia or Serbia or Slovenia).
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
funniest thing about watching this tournament
is realizing how physical of a post player Pau actually is… relatively speaking.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I think I might dress up as a "public option" and go trick or treating in rich white neighborhoods.
Or a can of petroleum and go trick or treating on Hawthorne
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
excellent idea
I’ll go as a dead salmon and trick or treat at Bonneville Dam. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
On Halloween this will be me:

And if my boyfriend doesn’t look like this:

he will cease to be my boyfriend.
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Sep 18, 2009 11:23 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
best costume yet
Now I want to go as the Prof

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
In case you have any desire to see what Gavin, CIP, and Bacon Boy look like.
In this video, Bacon Boy is trying to give himself Gangrene via a bucket of Coors Light and ice.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
Thanks, I'll keep the illusion alive
I still picture Dave as a smiling kitten with an interesting voice.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
light and domestic bro
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm going as Goose
From Top Gun, just need to buy me some Aviators.. and use my Work clothes.. then get a Goose nametag and im good to go. i need a Maverick though..
Maverick: This is what I call a target-rich environment.
Goose: You live your life between your legs, Mav.
Maverick: Goose, even you could get laid in a place like this.
Goose: Hell, I’d be happy to just find a girl that would talk dirty to me.
Maverick: I feel the need…
Maverick, Goose: …the need for speed!
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
B-Royalty,
whose butt did you kiss to get in to the Bedge?
also, watch out for the canopy at the end of the night.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 18, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Goose: No. No, Mav, this is not a good idea.
Maverick: Sorry, Goose, but it’s time to buzz a tower.
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
Iceman: The plaque for second is in the ladies room.
Goose: AAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA…. (points to the plaque) No no, there’s two o’s in “Goose” boys.
by DrivetheLane on Sep 18, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Goose: It was actually about one and a half I think. It was one and a half. I’ve got a great Polaroid of it, and he’s right there, must be one and a half.
Maverick: Was a nice picture.
Goose: Thanks.
Charlie: Eh, lieutenant, what were you doing there?
Goose: Communicating.
Maverick: Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving him the bird!
Goose: [Charlie looks puzzled, so Goose clarifies] You know, the finger
Charlie: Yes, I know the finger, Goose.
Goose: I-I’m sorry, I hate it when it does that, I’m sorry. Excuse me.
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
Goose’s wife: Goose, you big stud, take me to bed or lose me forever!
Goose: Show me the way home, honey!
i’m running out of quotes i know….haha
by DrivetheLane on Sep 18, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Taylor Matey, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Keira Knightley was one of the best pirates of all time.
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"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 18, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Everyone please come to my daughter's gig
She is in the Ocean Floor and their gig is at the Woods tonight. http://thewoodsportland.com/
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
that sounds great
But I am laid up.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
delonte west was arrested last night. weapons charges. hopefully no one has posted this yet lol
love is my religion :)
Cavs guard Delonte West was arrested last night outside Washington D.C. on a weapons charge after a traffic stop. More info to come.
-brian windhurst on twitter
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 18, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
lol ya but i’ve missed stuff before
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 18, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
i just wanted to give ya crap
no one posted it yet
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
god i'm addicted now
yo delonte, i like yo hair and imma let you finish, but T.I. had one of the best weapon charge rap sheets of ALL TIME!!!!
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
This is in honor of Delonte West (NSFW).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVA00Fngvmg
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
by AK1984 on Sep 18, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
he might have indulged in some hippie lettuce prior to that video…
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
"Burnt some rope" like MB said on Courtside the other night
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 18, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I love that he went desperado on it
and had a shotgun in a guitar case strapped to his back on his motorcycle
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
been very very sick
and looking for work
but im back.. with a vengeance!
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
i have colitis
when it acts up.. i go down..
it sucks but what you gonna do
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
my large intestine has ulcers in it
and it hurts and i dont digest food the way i should and i lose weight and look like im dying and it continues to hurt.
:)
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah sadly mine is ulcerative
the worst kind..
whats really crappy is that its genetic and im the first person in my family EVER to get it.
I’m #1!!!!
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
ha
well it is what it is..
i cant expect God to have blessed me with everything else and not have an asterisk in there to get me
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Genetics are strange like that
My folks are pushing 90 and living to 90 or 100 pretty common in my family,thanks for the bald,deaf and blind genes.
by southern oregon on Sep 18, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
no she doesnt.. she got my email.. she aint frenemied me in awhile
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
well where is the love?!
I was checking emails from my phone (yeah i got a new one) but i got nothing peppermint
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
i know..
then again.. you AINT hit me on FB either there DoubleH so your just as guilty!
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear GOR,
DOn’t ever email me again.
Love,
Roybot
by broyposse on Sep 18, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
haters gonna hate…
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 18, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
finally got that pic for you
"BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US"
- Benjamin Franklin-
by We-B-Dunkin on Sep 18, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
if a Blazer was arrested on weapons charge in the next couple weeks..
who would it be…
OUTLAW?
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
Juwannaman
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
He is from Chicago. Only steers and gang members come from Chicago. He never was a Bull, so that doesn't leave much open...
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
well, with that logic
It might also be ’Dre. He is from LA and only gang members and lunatics come from LA, and he seems pretty level headed.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Wow Microsoft
gotta go copy Apple
In an odd coincidence, and one that certainly has nothing to do with the brisk sales of Snow Leopard at its low price point /sarcasm, Microsoft has announced low student pricing for Windows 7: $29.99, a mere ninety-nine cents more than Apple’s operating system upgrade, and seventy bucks less than the Windows 7 retail price.
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 12:29 PM PDT reply actions
Hmmm I think I may have to ask my girlfriend to get me a student copy of it
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yo BRP
I’d like to know the terms of this deal you have with glove that involves me, ltrain, and some unknown 5th person. Pleassssssse !!!!!! :)
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 12:31 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah it has something to do with them playing one on one
glove told me that no matter the outcome I will be “thoroughly pleased”
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
think BRP and myself are getting a 2 on 2 game going with somebody..
think Ark and somebody else.
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
I'd like to flag this.
Just not sure why.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
the bet is....
if i beat her in a 1:1 dual on the bbal court, she has to sit with you and Ltrain at a blazer game in the rafters which i will get tickets for…and i get to sit in a lower seat section with a couple hotties of her choice, and she buys those tickets.
if she wins, she gets to sit with me in the lower section …you guys still sit in the rafter but i have to come up and sit with you for a quarter or so….
by broyposse on Sep 18, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
awwwww I have to go to a game with ltrain????
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
at least you will apparently “thoroughly enjoy” that
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
so if she wins
I have to sit up there all alone with ltrain? but if you win she sits with us?
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
thats what I said
im sitting up there with ltrain alone if she wins
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Why would you not like to sit next to the Glove
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Sep 18, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec
I also think Gary Payton would be a fascinating individual to watch a game with.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
i need to know when this is going down
we’ll meet up at the half, and I will laugh at one of the two of you and at SMarv.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
what do i get when i beat you?
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 18, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to see that game of 21
Ginger vs. Brownie vs. lil Blue in a all-out brawl to the death.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I didn't even think about that
Wouldya like that in small, medium, or large.. er.. tall at least
I like NY cutthroat games of 21. Crazy way to play a game but a blast.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
What makes it NY cutthroat?
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
it's dirtier?
Not sure if there is a difference. It is probably the same cutthroat that they play in Philly or anywhere. I think NY is just famous for them.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
my drunk uncle always taught me
Bet on black.
Brown is closest and who the hell would bet on a ginger (even a tall hungry one) for a basketball game. He’s not trying out for Lord of the Dance.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I know she'll kill me but
I got Brownie > lilBlue > Ginger, based on point differential.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
by idoltime on Sep 18, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't want to die like that
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
good thing
You may be granted a less horrible tortuous death for your treason!!!
Really.. it doesn’t hurt that you are a backstabbing brownie fan boy that just sold me out… what hurts.. is the lack of faith… not in me.. but in humanity…
Really.. it doesn’t hurt that you are a backstabbing brownie fan boy that just sold me out… what hurts.. is the lack of faith… not in me.. but in humanity…i cry…for the children..
no glove, no love
by galacticlove on Sep 18, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
hah!!!!
lying russian dog.. you aint got no benjamin to lose.. i don’t make bets with welchers…
no glove, no love
by galacticlove on Sep 18, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
fine… if you reneg.. I’ll send real mafia on yo stinking russian butt..
no glove, no love
by galacticlove on Sep 18, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
just so you're not confused
• C-NOTE (noun)
The noun C-NOTE has 1 sense:
1. a United States bill worth 1 dollar
Familiarity information: C-NOTE used as a noun is very rare.
Love.
haha what?
“C” signifying the quantity of 100 in roman numerals, “note” signifying federal reserve note, thus “cnote” signifies 100 dollars.
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
no
A c note is $100
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I also thought a cnote was a hundy
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
in America it is
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
are you crazy?
Definitions of c note on the Web:
hundred dollar bill: a United States bill worth 100 dollars
no glove, no love
by galacticlove on Sep 18, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
damn lying russians
I suppose you didn’t know what a benjamin was either?
no glove, no love
by galacticlove on Sep 18, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
so.. now who is scared?
no glove, no love
by galacticlove on Sep 18, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
dream on
brp will only be whipping hi’self for agreeing to be recorded and liveblogged being beaten (not just by a little.. by the way.. i got a point spread of +4) by a skinny lil girl…
hopefully.. someone will still respect him in the morning..
no glove, no love
by galacticlove on Sep 18, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
G-Love?
Do you realize how double-entendre filled you comment was??
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 18, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
cnote

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
brp can’t beat what he can’t reach
Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day
by The Arkitect on Sep 18, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
he's got no chance I tell you!!
People tell me brp is fast.. BRP doesn’t know the meaning of fast.. he’ll look like slo-mo out there..
no glove, no love
by galacticlove on Sep 18, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
is that why he is so angry
all the time?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
bang bang
yo idol.. i like you.. and imma let you pull this knife out of my back.. but benedict arnold was one of the best traitors of ALL TIME…
until you… how can you bet the rolly polly brownie over your very own blue lightning?!?!?!? I thought at least you were wit me!!!!!!?!?!! brp.fanboy…
no glove, no love
by galacticlove on Sep 18, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
ouch...the idol-glove honeymoon is officially over...
i have to side with with my fanboy
idols > glove
only one thing to say
sistas over mistas
no glove, no love
by galacticlove on Sep 18, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
[awww fugglestux!!! I knew I’d get busted. Now what? Wait, stay calm, idol. You’ve bested dynamic systems at MIT, professors from around the country, and the frozen land of Nador. Surely you can get out of this! Okay think. What would be the worst thing to say right now? “I only voted for BRP because he is a guy and guys will always be better than girls.” Yea, definitely shouldn’t say that. I could say something about how seeing BRP’s game but never having seen g-love’s game makes the clear bet for BRP who clearly has some strong moves and is never lacking for confidence. But I’m sure that g-love will just say something about not having faith in her, and I have a wife to whine that kind of stuff at me. So…… oh I got it!!]
But, g-love, my dear, I only said that to motivate you to come out harder and try more! See, I know you well, and you work best when you have the world against you. So it may SEEM like I am siding with BRP over you, but really I am inspiring you to become great. Yes, I know. Quite a sacrifice for me and I’m sure Micheal Jordan’s HS coach who didn’t put him on the varsity team as a sophomore had to take a few hard knocks, but can you argue with the result? I didn’t think so. No, don’t worry.. you can thank me later.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
by idoltime on Sep 18, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
its not too hard to get out of
I just said its like memphis vs the lakers. I’m the memphis announcer so I know that the lakers will handily but you have show support for the griz and believe
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
hey idol, you are one smooth operator,
and imma let you finish.
But Big Daddy Kane is the smoothest operator of all time…of all time.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
by Blazer1342 on Sep 18, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
sade
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
definitely – but I liked the idea that kane was so close to kayne
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
rec for so many reasons
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
hey, I thought you did well – really.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
thanks
Probably as well as I could have done considering. Should have just stayed out of it.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I think glove left a 6:00 – she prob didn’t see it.
doesn’t hurt to have a record established though. if it’s in black in white it can’t be refuted.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I want to be around when she sees the picture BRP made
She is going to be pissed. But I think that the games are starting out there soon, so she probably won’t see it until tomorrow sometime.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
just saw that a minute ago…lol
I think she was wanting a G Payton imme let you finish… – should be fun.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
oh, didn't you see that one?
I think phillyduck made it for her in the same JD as she requested it.
I can’t tell when or if I will ever get sick of these Kanye parodies.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
There’re great
I wonder if anyone else is doing it, or is it just a bedge JD thing.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
oh yea, lots of people are going crazy with it
I think you can even google something like “kanye imma let you finish” and find some of them.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
aren't you two cute
ps all good.. idle.. all good…
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
where are your seats again..
im rolling 334-335 5 rows back.
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
hopefully the loser will spring for 100s
And I can be one of those annoying people standing up and waving to someone across the section like every other play. I hate those people but loving occasionally acting like that which I hate.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
hahahaahah i agre...
i always wanted the kiss cam on me…cuz i would sit down, discuss with my wife who we should target in the kiss cam if it ever got to us….
then when it’s pointed, you point to the person, and do the “you and me kiss, lock lips” hand symbol
Yea, I never get that thing.
We do get on camera a lot down there tho. But we don’t get any prizes. Too high for them to throw it up and too low for them to shoot it up.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
i think it's a good thing that i'm not involved
this means sitting with me = not a punishment for losing :P
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
You’ve come a long way, cloudy.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Man sized Rex discovered.
They call it the Raptorex. Catchy.
Scientists hypothesize that Raptorex ran its prey down, using its enlarged skull, powerful jaws and sharp teeth to dispatch animals much larger than itself. Like the T. rex, the Raptorex also had tiny forelimbs, they said.
Let the Bayless nickname discussions begin anew.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
another inefficient game from Turkoglu today
so happy Colangelo and Mrs. Turkoglu saved us from ourselves. Also, Hack-an-Asik still looks like an excellent strategy.
HAA!
You wouldn't know traveling if it drove up in a greyhound bus. -- Larry Bird Lewis
by prezofdeath on Sep 18, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It's awesome that they have acquired a Turkish and an Italian player who can't come through in big international games. Might be some sign...
And yes, the Bulls fans discuss Asik pretty extensively since they aren’t sure they’ll keep Tyrus and aren’t high on Gibson and Grey and the long-term future of Miller. Only on Noah.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
I like Noah a lot and I think Tyrus is a solid role player
Aaron Grey is awful and I don’t think Brad Miller has much left to give. Gibson could be pretty good.
The transition from Tyrus Thomas to Taj Gibson should be a smooth one.
If nothing else, Gibson can provide some excellent shot blocking and help defense.
Aaron Gray is basically a supersized version of Jon Brockman, which is a diss at the UW alum.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
Gibson looked good in the Pac10
I wonder how he will do in the NBA. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
I always dress up as a trashy woman
Nah, just kidding, I haven’t dressed up since the ’90’s. Back in the day I jus shopped for a costume at Goodwill.
I don't think I've done anything for Halloween the since I moved to Hawaii
Waikiki is super crazy, slutty people everywhere and you can’t get into any bars or restaurants. We walked around there one year, and I have no memory of the other Halloweens.
that actually sounds like fun...
i was in vegas once for halloween, and walking the strip was more enjoyable than hanging out in a club…
people watching is fantastic on halloween….i usually like to be fully masked when i’m out and about so i can be a lurker
Yeah
That’s the only night where Waikiki is a lot like Bourbon Street. My wife and I think the hookers have to take that night off because normal women are dressed way more trampier than the ladies of the night. The only bad thing is that about 25% of the folks are early 20’s military males and another 20% of Japanese tourists with cameras.
yeah, i only check that site like 3 times a day
it’s not my fault the guy never updates his site.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
Hahaha
I do have a phone, but I only have like 10 minutes left on my plan until September, and I need those minutes for ordering pizza.
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Can somebody
copy and paste mike barrets blog about roy, and send it to me in an e-mail???
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
The NBA has locked out its officials
@YahooSportsNBA tweets:
NBA has locked out officials, and one GM just texted: “If we have to start the season with the replacements, all hell is gonna break loose.”
Maybe while they have the replacements you can get 10 fouls before you foul out.
"BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US"
- Benjamin Franklin-
I'm down
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought the officials had locked themselves into an airport hotel in Chicago
The city of Kirk Hinrich and Juwan Howard
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
ok i seriously don't understand you guys
everyone complains about how boring the offseason is. But you can’t go to some Timbers games and start following them? The Timbers have the best record in the league and are favorites to win the title. GET ON THE BANDWAGON BEFORE IT LEAVES YOU BEHIND!!!!! even ben is a timbers fan. oh well haters gonna hate. anyway heres my pictures from the game


love is my religion :)
who is the best player?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I don't know...I just like the outfits
-Dougie
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 18, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I prefer baseball
Nothing wrong with futbol though. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
Watched a replay of Ohio State vs. USC. 106000 fans? Wow. And then they lose in the final minute.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
I'd be disappointed if I really loved the dodge i drove in
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't be disappointed if it worked like this
In

OUT

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 18, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
The real fail is spelling 'baddest' wrong.
by Roybot on Sep 18, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i think that was the point hun..
sigh..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
i dont know
about that.. up until 3 years ago Dodge was pathetic.. viper excluded of course
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
how could a company make something as sweet as the viper
but also be responsible for the lebaron, omni, caravan, new yorker, laser……
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
sigh..
and one that made such awesome cars as the barracuda, challenger and charger let them die to make those you mentioned
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I love watching movies while on the clock
Sitting down to Crank 2 and some mac & cheese.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
That is awesome, what kind of job do you do?
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
i settle injury claims
some days ya work late, other days you sit around waiting for the phone to ring.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
Ahh I see, none of the jobs I've ever had ever allowed me to Bedge
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have run it by you first,
but I was afraid you would post it and steal my thunder.
Rats, I was so sure I had a scoop!
china? That dude is huge
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
was he directing just one episode or does he do the whole deal...i didn't even look at the DVD cover
Jus the one last night
I don’t know for sure, we just saw it in the credits. I could Google it. It was the one where Dee and Charlie “walk a mile in each other’s shoes.”
http://www.hulu.com/watch/40928/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-walking-in-charlies-shoes
he's directed several of them. lastnight was the premier right? I totally spaced it, own all 3 seasons on dvd
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's one of the funniest promos in TV history.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIs5BYWt_SM
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
by AK1984 on Sep 18, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i had a fail decision last night....
i skipped on my friend’s liselle and michelle’ s dinner invite at Piazza Italia and guess who joins them for dinner??
freak! they are rubbing it in today…told me of a surprise but i didn’t believe them

that is insane!!!!
I own the same sandals as BRex!
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Same here!
First thing I noticed too!
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
radioactive stop sign, nice catch. We better trade bayless before the cancers come after him.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 18, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont think I've ever seen this guy
does he play for the Blazers?
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You've got some tasty friends
you need to hook a brother up
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 18, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
i brought a couple to BEdge night but no one would talk to them except Prez...seriously...
Prez befriended them but that was it
you aren't surprised, are you?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
He has a big head = high basketball IQ. And predator eyes that look forward. And enough wingspan to reach around.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
When you were in high school
Didn’t anyone, like, two years removed from HS ever show up at your parties?
I remember it happening all the time. Even if they didn’t go the HS that the kids go to.
I remember one time when I was cruisin' around town (I was about 18-19)
I ran into to some friends (and some girls) and we started talking and stuff. So anyway I didn’t know the girls ( they were sisters) but my friend decides he wants to take one of them for a drive (literally…not figuratively) and asks if I wouldn’t mind taking the other one down to Taco Bell to get something to eat . I am like going “Hell yeah” because not only was this sister the better looking of the two ….she was just straight up “hawt” as the kids like to say today. She was blond, beautiful and stacked. So we drove up there and she started flirting outrageously with me. We ate and she asks If I want to drive around for awhile. I, of course, was totally in favor of this idea. So anyway, we drove for awhile and then pulled over. Just when things were getting good…..she mentions her age…..14 years old!! To this day, I would have sworn on a stack of bibles, that this girl was maybe a year younger than me…tops! …..Well anyway…..I immediately start the car and drop her off where I found her ….(luckily her sister was back). Boy was she pissed………but whatcha gonna do?
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 18, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
At a topless beach in the Netherlands
I was with some new-friends and just hanging out, and I saw this one babe and I went MAMA MIA, she had nice boobies and was purty— THE WHOLE PACKAGE MAN.
We just kept hanging out, and I’d glance over every once in a while since I like to see topless women, and then the girl gets her clothes on to leave and all of the sudden, with clothes on, she looks 13.
D’oh!
yipes!!
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 18, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
well did you *finish* or not?
Jesus Christ, man! There are some things you just don’t talk about in public!
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Darren Sproles FTW! So glad I'm playing Norsk this week. We'll settle this on the field!
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
Great quote:
As I stripped the dignity and ball from yet another Frenchman, I thought I could hear Nic Batum cry out in desperation behind me, "Sacré bleu!" But that day, there could be no mercy.
cant get that ball out of his hands
even when he’s on the beach
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Another reason why I don't like UFC
I hate their dumb PPV’s on Saturday’s. It messes up watching football.
Stop being a little girl
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 18, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you been in a bar for a Duck game
Then have them move the college games into a corner, hours before the PPV, because the started charging a cover for the fights? Or have you gone to a sports bar to watch a Duck game and find out that they are not showing college football because there is glamorized WWE on PPV. I don’t think so. So there.
I have.
I’m the guy moving your pansy ass into the corner to watch some fights.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
I need to find a bar to watch the fight this weekend
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Buffalo Wild Wings is usually a good place to go
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
ive got reservations at The Agency for 4, but someone bailed. Do you want the spot?
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
im going with a buddy
and the agency is too expensive…thanks though pal
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, and sex > pizza, doesn't make one bad.
perhaps we should settle this with a 19 hour game of world of warcraft?
i’ll need to sign up and learn how to play first, just fair warning.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
Nope
But Football = Sex and MMA ≠ Pizza, more like MMA = Bitter melon
I don’t have internet access to play WoW
Seriously, if someone is watching a game and the fight are in a couple of hours, the game is over in a half hour and folks have to change TV’s for MMA, then MMA must suck.
is this one of those "i have an opinion therefore you are wrong" situations?
I love those. That’s how I’m fighting Norsk over Juwon Howard. I don’t need facts or evidence, BUT IM RIGHT!!!!!
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
really? I love 'em both
In Portland, only a few places show the UFC, so the ones that do give it preference cuz it costs them a ton of money to show it, and they’re charing a cover. but everyone else shows the Ducks.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
Not here
It’s the only sport I’ve encountered that takes over the entire bar and won’t play any other sports and it’s 90% of the bars and they charge one cover.
you can solve this easily
stop being a duck fan.. and enjoy the simplicity of life without all the headaches of ALMOST getting something done
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought someone said he was a trashy woman earlier in the thread, not a little girl
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Fascism seems particularly corporate for this sunny Friday afternoon. I think I’ll leap from my cubic walls, hoping to impale myself upon my monitor.
you can do better than that
Impale the CEO on his monitor. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
Hey check this out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdbV0QRsAZA
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 18, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
That guy is crazy
Adam Carolla always talked about him on his (now canceled) radio show. I think Heull Howser is on public TV in LA or something. Heull liked to visit people that collect cat trinkets and stuff like that, and he always over sold his excitement about it.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Huell Howser
the guy has done a pbs show down in Socal for years. If you’ve ever lived in California you’ve probably seen his show. I used get pretty baked after classes when I was an undergrad and watched him as well as Magnum PI. I actually met him down J-Town for at a Tofu festival.
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Sep 18, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
And it is a much better bargain than this Lake Oswego house
This house is owned by the guy that started Avia shoes, which was purchased by Nike for a couple of hundred million dollars. Basically, this is the house that Drexler built, since Drexler wore Avia shoes.
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1850-Northshore-Rd-Lake-Oswego-OR-97034/48228937_zpid/
I get the paper, so I don't care!
You can get a whole lot more than a Condo in Oregon for $500k
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 18, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
We couldn't afford $500k in Oregon
Me and sugar momma made well under half of what me make now in Oregon.
If we moved to Mililani, we could get a nice house in the $400’s and then we’d have to spend hours a day commuting.
Bummer dude
I could probably get you a job at 7-11…..I am tight with Apu…who runs the place
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 18, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
How much do air traffic controllers make, anyway?
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 18, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet....that is how much Apu pays anyway
you are set
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 18, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Brandon should have bought that one
He would have his own jogging trail.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
If you let me live in the basement, I'll cover the taxes.
You wouldn't know traveling if it drove up in a greyhound bus. -- Larry Bird Lewis
good for you Roybot
I was going to purchase it with 1000 of my closest friends. Some of us would have to sleep in tents in the yard, but it would be worth it. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
Too bad about the shacks overlooking their yard in slide #13.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
mhmmmm.
http://www.airforcetimes.com/news/2009/09/ap_iraqi_slipperthrown_shooting_091709w/
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
the first victim in The Birds
the farmer they find in the corner of the room with his eyes poked out: Unfortunately I can’t seem to get a photo pasted in here.
Another great one is any kind of semi-psycho mask (old-time hockey goalie mask is good) with the main prop being a chainsaw with the chain removed. Surprise is key to this one: run into the party (hopefully dimly lit) with the saw going and go after people with the bar of the saw while you rev it up. Very effective.
put a body on 'em
So this whole ref lockout thing means not more Violet Palmer...
Right?
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions
I want to go as john canzano

but I fear people will mistake me for Mr. Magoo
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
you know your toons
am I imagining this, or was there some guy (cartoon character) who used to call him Mr. Magloo
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
no you are right
he had a Chinese sidekick on his cartoon show. That’s about all I remember though. And we’ll never see it again because it is so completely incorrect to show something like that nowadays. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
I am shocked that Anna Song is engaged to marry Canseco. Er, Canzano.
She broke my heart. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
WHAT!!!
I’m totally heartbroken…and in disbelief.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
She even took my dog :(
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
in that case – I give it 3 months
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
certainly
but now considering her taste, you may need to change your approach.
how do you feel about dropping your IQ by 40?
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I guess I wouldn't do just Anything for Anna
after all. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
Amen – gotta draw the line somewhere.
my hairs fairly short these days, I could shave it – that’s as far as I could go.
But then, I hate those "I have a beautiful bald head" (and you don’t) commercials.
Never mind – adios Anna, and I hope the truth doesn’t hurt too much.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I would do anything for love
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 18, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t know meat loaf did that song
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
don't they have a daughter?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
wow, it just keeps getting worse. – don’t know?
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
well even if they don't she's been with canzano. That means she's ruined, and she has lousy taste in humans
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Morti, should I send more trade suggestions ;)
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Aww crap I ain't even looked over there in days
I wouldn’t know who to trade for what or anything, so I’d be a bad trade partner. I promise to check it out in a bit though!
You should trade me Chris Johnson.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
We also could trade backup running backs, but that's not as clear yet. At the moment I guess we would both sit our guys.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
No, but they are splitting time/carries with other players resulting in lower scores. So at the moment no one knows how much guys like Ward and Benson can really bring unless there are injuries or a coaching decision.
I guess you should start Fred Jackson by the way on some position (I would take him, but that would be robbery), ESPN has him scoring quite a bit this week. And you really have a lot of running backs :)
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Am i going crazy here? Had a pretty interesting debate with T4L and NVE. Link
I don’t get the Rudy/Roy combination hate.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
you are correct Cab
I’d be shocked if Roy didn’t get considerable time at the 3 to facilitate more minutes for Rudy in the game. As you were saying, it seems logical that they would play 12 minutes together and that Rudy would play 12 minutes without Roy on the court.
Neither one of them looked anything like a point guard to me last year and I’d be shocked (and pleased) if that changed this year. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
I think Rudy could possibly learn to defend point guards to some acceptable level of mediocrity.
I wonder about Bayless-Rudy-Roy. That could potentially be potent if Bayless’ shooting has progressed as much as Townsend says it has.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
something to hope for
but again, not what I expect.
I would love to be surprised. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
I hate that
the union also fought a league plan to develop younger officials. But the biggest difference was in the referees’ pension and severance plans.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
didn't they want more per diem??
i love me some per diem, i get like 50-60 bucks a day for working up in Wa.
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
I think they agreed on the salary or weren’t far off. Yes the league wanted to cut traveling and per diem costs, which is odd when players travel first class. But from the ref union side I hate that they are trying to protect the Salvatore’s of the world against young talents.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
SBN now has a WNBA blog. Don't know if that was reported somewhere here.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
last night I saw a great highlight on SportsCenter
I remarked to my wife: That girl just faked the other girl completely out of her jock – if she wore a jock, that is . . . – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
well, whatever it is they wear out there,
and no, I haven’t asked them . . . but she was definitely faked out of it, whatever it was. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
stay classy
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
leak these pics as a Jack in the Box scandal
sell them to like tmz or something
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
just leak them as an anonymous source
use a library computer
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he trying to eat you?
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
he's not from America...
when they said there was Jack in the Box here, he literally tried to eat me
what is that white stuff on the A+?
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
someone got too excited
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by The Arkitect on Sep 18, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
don’t wonder, worry… it’s been that kind of day
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by The Arkitect on Sep 18, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else get a load of HB 1388 that Obama just signed?
20 mil to assist Palestinian"conflict victims"from Gaza[a population that overwhelmingly supports Hamas]in migrating to the US
by southern oregon on Sep 18, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
what's the deal?
air lift them out of Gaza before the Israelis bulldoze their hovels? – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
Thanks jksnake - sounds like a good bill to me
H.R. 1388 actually expands AmeriCorps and other federal public service programs, more than tripling the total number of positions to 250,000. It got lots of publicity as it worked its way through Congress, including a widely reprinted Associated Press story on March 31 when the House cleared the final version for the president’s signature. The headline: “Congress Expands Ways for Americans to Help Others.”
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
I havent gone to a halloween party in a couple of years but I have a killer costume
A for real cop jacket that came from the thrift store complete with VA federal cop patch’s that I keep in the pocket for special occasions and a pump air pistol that looks like a large automatic.
by southern oregon on Sep 18, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
Um do work?
http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/10081454/Why-there%27s-a-shortage-of-quality-big-men
Vote for Oden over Bynum. Currently 70-30 for Bynum
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
Man Rosen is an idiot
He says this about Oden:
However, since young bigs normally require three seasons to either reach their NBA maturity or prove to be unsalvageable busts, it’s still possible — though not probable — that Oden can become a monster in the middle.
Then this about Bynum:
Andrew Bynum has perhaps the most potential of all the young centers, but after four years in the league, he remains a stranger in paradise.
Rosen is the single worst NBA writer I have ever read
He is just truly abysmal and makes all his conclusions after watching each player play once, probably while drunk.
how may I contradict myself – let me count the ways.
I heard he’s very kind to animals, he should give that face back to the gorilla.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Since he was a big man back in the day, he feels he has all rights to talk down about the current centers of today. And a strange angst towards oden
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
sholam
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
When did all that "did you know you can post from a bar" or whatever ish go away?
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
that is terrifying
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
no, I’m scared of the multiple kid mojo… so that one wouldn’t happen
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by The Arkitect on Sep 18, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
it is hard to love them while maintaining 1000 feet between me and their schools
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by The Arkitect on Sep 18, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Dang, that's what my friend used to always say
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
only if part of the costume is fertility pills...
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't decided what to do yet

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
Dress up as superman
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah I was gonna say, all I need is a superman shirt
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
How did you get a pic of my ex-wife?
specilguydurr
"BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US"
- Benjamin Franklin-
I found it in a medical journal under "Fugly"
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
man, that is cold....
and your ex wife told me the new wife you ended up with doesn’t even look half as good as she
Wrong she's a hottie I am now a lucky guy!!!!
"BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US"
- Benjamin Franklin-
Her screen name here is shesafan2
Have not yet figured out how to post pics but if you go to her page she has a good one.
"BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US"
- Benjamin Franklin-
ok here we go here she is i hope
by We-B-Dunkin on Sep 18, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
TY Like I said i'm a lucky guy.
"BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US"
- Benjamin Franklin-
by We-B-Dunkin on Sep 18, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
OK Broyposse
I’ve been told to tell you that my girl is a huge Pryzbilla fan.
"BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US"
- Benjamin Franklin-
by We-B-Dunkin on Sep 18, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
This is We B Dunkin lady
how do we add my pic on here? is there a way to up load it somehow
"BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US"
- Benjamin Franklin-
First, the picture needs to be on-line. Photobucket, flickr, gphoto album.. there are lots of places that’ll let you mount pics and give you a link for the picture. Once you have that link, it is not too hard to get it to post.
Just stick your link inside the quotes and deleted the spaces before and after the < and >
< img src=“http://”/ >
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Thanks
Just an oldtimer trying to learn on the fly
"BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US"
- Benjamin Franklin-
My pleasure, We-B-D
I grew up on a computer and am fortunate for the experience. Good luck! If things don’t work, I’m happy to try and help.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
For Ltrain
http://thechive.com/2009/09/russian-gangsters-make-me-proud-of-american-gangsters-22-photos/

"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
For Ltrain
http://thechive.com/2009/09/russian-gangsters-make-me-proud-of-american-gangsters-22-photos/

"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
so nice you posted twice?
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by The Arkitect on Sep 18, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
In Russia they call that
“The BRP”
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
oh wtf
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
is that a costume, or that guy's dream outfit?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It's AK's brother
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
s4e just got a Mac with a one button mouse...so he thought he click it twice to submit the post
by broyposse on Sep 18, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
never would i get a mac
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop lagging up the junk drawer
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
is that dicaprio?
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
who want's to be chunk?

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
last year I wanted to dress up with a friend as C3p0 and R2D2
after the movies were over and they couldn’t find work. 3P0 was an alcoholic with a beergut, still in horrible denial about his “tendencies” and R2 was dillapidated with wires hanging out, and a bit of a heroin problem. But we got lazy and instead of going to a party my girlfriend and I holed up in our house with the porch light off pretending not to be home, and ate all of the candy
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
Yeah...it doesn't sound that fun when you write it down.
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
me too...sob!
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
One year when I went trick or treating me and my friends went to a house that had their porch light on
but when the guy came to the door it was like he forgot it was Halloween. He told us he would be right back and when he came back he gave us cans of clams.
i hope they weren't razor clams
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
How did you manufacture the clap in can form?
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I hated when people gave out toothbrushes
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
that's sign DS!!!
i give out toothbrushes for kids who have yellow teeth and for kids that got not teeth cuz it’s funny to see their expressions
"got not teeth"
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Ive got nice teeth though
that was the prob
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
we started pretty late last time
it was around 6:30 or 6:45
let me know when and where you and dougall are gonna throw down so i can broadcast that ish on tinychat
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
mave the day… change the time… is it Bedge bowl or BRP bowl?
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by The Arkitect on Sep 18, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
we had an all office meeting… where the flag was firmly placed up there
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by The Arkitect on Sep 18, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
juwana basic pleasure model?
I might dress up as Pris from Blade Runner this year.
no glove, no love
by galacticlove on Sep 18, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
you gotta do that spasmodic freak out
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, she's practicing what she'll do when i bust her on the court and she has to do the Greatest Freakout Ever...
just to pretend she didn’t think it was gonna happen
that would be the best way to lose ever. If you lose flop down on the ground and go into convulsions, full-on grand-mal style.
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
don't break a hip old man
I’d hate to have to stop the game and take you to the ER…. that’d be a total bummer… although you could look into a lil niptick work while you are in there… hear that’s the rage for matured gentlemen..
no glove, no love
by galacticlove on Sep 18, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think hippies believe in plastic surg...
Just trying to think about you, brp… I know how hard getting older can be as you have to turn your back on being a real.baller and become mr.corp.guy…..
no glove, no love
by galacticlove on Sep 18, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
trick or treat?
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I’ll have one of those chocolate covered supa freakies – please.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I wonder if Juwan Howard has a daughter named
Juwana.
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Or a lovely son who is trapped in the wrong body….
[no, honestly, I’m not thinking about DS-SM at all right now!!]
no glove, no love
by galacticlove on Sep 18, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet Tom has seen Juwanna Mann
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
GLove is having a hard time logging into the JD but she was wondering if anyone has access can order her this tape....so she can prep for the battle

that's funny
Did you start this company back in the mid-90s when you were at the top of your game? Nice that you can have something to fall back on in your advanced years. ….
no glove, no love
by galacticlove on Sep 18, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
the only back i'm gonna fall on is yours when i come down from dunking it after bouncing the ball off of Dougall's head
….and then imma pull out a can of brown hairspray while you on the floor, and make you my new brownie fangirl
oh see.. now I know u crazy
Trying to get up in my ’do with spraypaint? lol
When you lose.. and you lose badly.. I just may have to remember this and take the time while you are crying… rubbing your ankles.. possibly reverting back to your birth language… sucking yo thumb.. to bleach your hair and make you a lilblue.fanoldman
no glove, no love
by galacticlove on Sep 18, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Just post him up
That’s all it takes.
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
When I posted you up it wasn't even fair.
All you did was fondle my butt. Watch out for that glove.
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
why do you think she wants to play basketball with me?
do you even think she knows how? the only dribbling she’s seen is….
smh
watch yo teeth old man!!
no glove, no love
by galacticlove on Sep 18, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks for the advice
I don’t think I’ll try that.. fortunately, Imma sooo much quicker than an old man vaguely holding on to a hey day over a decade ago… that I am not worried.. now he’ll probably start trying to post me up when he realizes that he can’t get around me without losing his grip…(don’t worry, brp!! i have that affect on all the fellas!!) and I don’t think I’ll be able to reach around but i have a few more secret moves that he doesn’t know about…
no glove, no love
by galacticlove on Sep 18, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
Tyler completed the quiz “Where will Kanye interrupt you?” with the result Fighting with you boyfriend/girlfriend.
You love to argue… or you hate it but either way it happens all the time with couples. Kanye West will try to kick you harde…r when you’re down. “Yo yo just uhh dude.. lemme let yall finish this in a minute… all I wanna say was Chris Brown and Rhianna had the best fight of all time… just sayin… the best fight of ALL TIME”.
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions
have a good day!!
try that ointment rubdown we were discussing.. great for old worn out ligaments..
no glove, no love
by galacticlove on Sep 18, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
he will misread this and rub one out
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
REC!!!!
no glove, no love
by galacticlove on Sep 18, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
sure thing

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
what?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know if that’s better or worse than the oh snap dancing hairy man you posted yesterday… (no that doesn’t mean you should post it again)
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by The Arkitect on Sep 18, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
there's no nudity
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
do I have to apologize?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
shweet
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
only a wicked jorts line
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
thought you'd like this one

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
so many pictures

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
so little bandwidth!
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if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
head just exploded

too many jokes
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
wow I didn't even notice the dog
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
focused on the third trimester belly and cigarette in her hand
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I was fixated on that mullet
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
it's ART people!!!
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Jebus! He's triple tasking
Bathroom, beverage and bantering on the phone…
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man. check out the front of Yahoo
Former Kansas Governor, current Health and Human Services Director Kathleen Sebelius totally lectured NBC’s Chuck Todd on how to sneeze into your arm instead of your hands. She then told me him “Elmo knows how to sneeze.” So funny,
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
I knew a kid in high school who blew his nose into his shirt.
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
26 motorcycles and two cars mega crash
http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_091809_news_motorcycle_wreck_interstate_.1926e4d52.html
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
i think that khloe might be confused ...
E! News reported Thursday night that Khloe, 25, and her basketball beau, 29, have recently been “talking about rings.”
Love.
I gotta fly but I think you need to see
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
oh man
been there
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
i think im dead
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 18, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I'm alone now
There doesn’t seem to be anyone around
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess we all died a little – just didn’t feel the need to call 911 about it.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
attention brp.fanboys
this describes BRPs game so well that I don’t feel the need to trash talk anymore. I’ll leave that to old men still thinking about their glory days.. I just hope yo wifey don’t leave you when she realizes you got schooled by a girl.. hope you guys got it better than that.. ya know? cos i care.. really… i do…
glamorous jump shot slowed to a stutter
lol… I’m out. This weekend will be a hectic one in Katowice!!
no glove, no love
by galacticlove on Sep 18, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Define fanboy
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
From the urban dictionary
A passionate fan of various elements of geek culture (e.g. sci-fi, comics, Star Wars, video games, anime, hobbits, Magic: the Gathering, etc.), but who lets his passion override social graces.
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
or maybe
2. A pathetic insult often used by fanboys themselves to try and put down people who don’t like whatever it is they like.
Is glove a brp fangirl?
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Using the second definition, I could definitely see that
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Sep 18, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Yo tinfoil
you in for bedge bowl on wednesday?
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
well BRP wanted to move it back to 7
we originally had it set at 6 like last time
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
If it’s at 7 i’ll probably be there around 7:30. But if it’s at 6, no dice. You’re not cute enough to drive half hour each way for 30 minutes of bad bowling.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
they're not cute enough either. not for 30 minutes.
i require at least an hour of brp to make the drive.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
Aight I changed the fanshot I had
im gonna go caps lock here so hang with me
BEDGE BOWL TIME HAS CHANGED FROM 6PM TO 7PM ON WEDNESDAY THE 23RD
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else going to see Dragonforce on Sunday night?
I have high hopes.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
I have never seen a guitar hero in person
Is it as lame as it looks in the pics?
by southern oregon on Sep 18, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
If you know how to play a real guitar, then yes it's very lame
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
wow i felt like morty scrubbing carpets today. on another note fresno state is so bad
love is my religion :)
or is bsu good?
bedge bowl was moved back to 7 btw
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
good to hear
just gotta make sure prez, phil, and 323 find out about it
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sure I won’t be going, but what alley is it?
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Why do broadcasters live so dang long?
I feel guilty for my desire for Bill Schonely to go away, because I know the only way he’s going to go away is his passing away. The Tigers announcer is 91.
They live so long because they are beloved
by all
except you
which is why Harwell is dying
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 18, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Does that mean when Bill dies ....
….his brother will take over??

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 18, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Look at those black eyes
He has no soul.
by tominhawaii on Sep 19, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Ademlan sighting
at my local grocery store about 45 minutes ago. Rick had his trademark bored / introspective look going on. I thought about wishing him good luck with the season (esp w/ Yao out) and his families situation. But I left him alone instead.
Off to cook by brauts . . . .
put a body on 'em
Why would any one spend the summer in Texas if they had a choice?
by southern oregon on Sep 18, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Lake Oswego
His last kid went to HS w/ Kevin Love at LOHS a few years ago and as far as I know this is his home except when he is coaching.
put a body on 'em
You shoulda talked to him
…and asked if he could lend you $5
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 18, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd've mentioned that his kids and I have something in common.
http://deadspin.com/5362826/the-bac-of-the-entire-adelman-family-is-about-74
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
Nope, but let me once again quote myself.
“The absurd amount of money I paid out in lawyer fees and court costs due to committing a victimless crime, negligent driving in the first degree, upsets me to this very day. Of course, I’m a civil libertarian who believes that people should have the right do whatever ever they want, whenever they want, however they want — so long as nobody is hurt physically in the process — although that’s just my own personal philosophy on life. I guess my point here is that if you can effectively operate a motor vehicle while mildly intoxicated, then so be it.
I’m dead serious about the ‘victimless crime’ part, too, since the only form of victimization from that ordeal was the ridiculous penalty I received for harming not one single person. I could’ve potentially injured an innocent person, sure; yet, that wasn’t the case. Rather than look at things in black and white, the government should tint its proverbial glasses to view shades of gray."
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/2/25/771160/quick-does-oden-want-to-pl#12513133
For the record, my BAC was .10 that late night — or early morning to be technical — on 9/22/2007.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
I think they ought to let you take a driving-while-intoxicated test
If you have a higher baseline than others then that is your personal over-the-limit.
Interesting point about the victimless crime part. I can sympathize (never had a DUI / DWI though). However, I think this would end up creating a LOT more situations where people do drink, drive, and hurt someone so I can understand how we got to where we are with the laws.
put a body on 'em
so I had a dream a while back, and maybe I could make a costume out of it
It’s kinda weird though so I’ll try to explain:
The dream started out with me and a few other people sitting in an open-topped mini-van around sunset. I don’t know what kind it was but I could tell it was from some alternate-reality/future. We were all sitting there looking at a necklace that I was wearing, it was silver in color but much shinier than silver, more chrome in appearance, on a cable chain. The pendant itself was in sort of an organic, free-form shape having no seemingly intended design, more like lump of metal frozen in the first stage of being molten. While we were sitting there(we were parked in a suburban neighborhood, more like a layout from the 50’s than the developments we see today), the road stretched out straight ahead of us for as far as the eye could see, while centuries old maples and elms overhung the side of the road dotted with parked cars.
Suddenly overhead we watched as some flying robot/insect/octopi like creatures resembling the robots from “The Matrix” except more humanoid in appearance when looking at the formation of the head, homed in on us and descended. Quickly they all turned to me and to the pendant that I was fondling around my neck.
“He’s the one.” they said
“One what?”, I thought to myself.
“You with the necklace, you will have to come with us.”
“Where are we going?” I asked
“You will find out. Here get in this Camaro and follow us.”
So the “Camaro” that they spoke of was certainly not a camaro that anyone from this reality would be familiar with, it was more like something that you would have seen during the golden age of car shows, in the early to mid-sixties. A vehicle without doors but instead having a large bubble that acted as the windshield, roof and doors, stuck into a great chrome flattened tube, with four open, non-fendered wheels, stuck on the outside.
I got in and after getting a signal from the flying robots, I took off with nary a squeal of the skinny tires. We quickly accelerated through the neighborhood, and as we moved faster and faster I could barely begin making out a rock face straight ahead, where once had been an indeterminate horizon. I began to get anxious, and just before I mashed my foot into the break pedal, as the human instinct for self-preservation had reached an undeniable level, a portion of the stone face moved up, a la Batman, and I quickly disappeared into an ivy-covered, granite facade.
As soon as I was inside I was assaulted with a dominating, overlord-esque voice, blasting over this underground tunnels loudspeakers. The corridor in which I was driving appeared near perfect in it’s construction, and while it had seams and joints where ceiling, floor and wall panels came together, you could tell at first glimpse that a straight-edge placed across the joints would lay perfectly flat. The material was a darker, charcoal grey metal and the whole complex was in the shape of an extremely long flattened tube.
The voice perforated my head, and said to me," Welcome John. I have brought you here to participate in my beautiful death race."
" Death race? What the hell is that?" I thought
But before I could respond I spotted the end of the corridor, and not having time to stop the car I spun it sideways, and leapt out of the bubble/roof/door and performed a stunt roll move that i saw in the dukes of hazzard or something. The car smashed into the wall and immediately exploded, and when I finally lifted my head, I could see on the other side of the floor two figures standing nervously. I pulled myself to my feet and walked over.
One of the figures was immediately identifiable as the Marlboro man, a rugged and dusty cowboy, with blue jeans and well worn boots, while the other appeared to be a living piece of candy. A life-sized lollipop man of some sort, except badly manufactured. He was nearly two-dimensional, a little over six feet tall, with oversized appendages and a giant cartoon head. The candy was a hard candy of a reddish-brown color, but aged like a hard-candy gets when it’s left in a cellophane wrapper for 5 years, and the features were painted on with that white food grade paint, that many of us born before the advent of skittles should be familiar with. The stick was, well, up his butt, but that wasn’t the most distinguishing feature of this strange creature. It appeared as if his nose was an afterthought. Upon closer inspection one could detect how a hole had been pressed into his face where the nose should be, and then a ball of the same type of candy that made up the rest of him, had been jammed in and held in place with a piece of scotch-tape.
Suddenly, the voice on the loudspeaker said “Welcome to my death-race. You have been selected to be a part of this because I am completely mad, and I have a lot of money.”
The Marlboro man instinctively reached for his lasso, and was immediately decapitated by an invisible force. I looked at the candy man.
I said, " What are you?"
To which he replied," I’m a puffy-pepper pop. I’m a candy man flavored like bell pepper. I’m the worst candy ever, I don’t even know why they made me."
“Run!” I screamed as massive, green flame-balls flew at us from all directions. And then his nose fell out.
“Leave me here, I don’t deserve to live, I don’t want to live.”
" I’m not leaving you!" I said, and forced his candy, nose ball back into place replacing the tape.
Suddenly laughter filled the room in the dream, and I woke up laughing hysterically, waking my girlfriend beside me. Overwhelmed with laughter, and unable to draw a complete breath, I tried to answer her queries about why I was laughing, and minutes later, barely managed to get out," I’m a puffy-pepper pop, I’m the worst candy ever!"
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this should have been a _____________
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"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 18, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
you guys don't like my story?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't believe your story
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 18, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
which part? and how could someone make that up?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
"......and how could someone make that up?"
The question is “why”….not “how”
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 18, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess I can't answer a question of motive, since I really had that dream. Just thought it was funny, so I wrote it down.
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It just seems awfully detailed
and coherent …..not nearly random enough for a dream
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 18, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
that's a strange argument. A talking lollipop man that tastes like bell peppers in a death race with me and a cowboy is not random?
And yes it’s detailed, but how else should you tell a story? I have a vivid recollection of that dream, and therefore tried to be as descriptive as I could when relaying it verbally.
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Point is..... that your dream had a plot
it followed a story line all the way to the end. dreams don’t really do that ….in my experience
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 18, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
you need to work on your dreams, I guess. My dreams are fragments sometimes, but other times they are protracted stories involving multiple characters.
I don’t know if that has anything to do with the fact that I have written a lot of stories in my time, but I also can’t say that one person dreams the same as another. I don’t think that’s the way the mind operates, if it did we would be clones.
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a dream once that I met Jerry Garcia walking around the slot machines in a las vegas casino.
he asked me if I wanted to go for a ride in his mellinium falcon down a waterfall in the amazon, so we did. That had a plot too, though not a really good one
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by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The only dreams I ever had, that had a plot , were short and terrifying
I was driving my old mustang down the freeway between Medford and Grants Pass (where I lived at the time ) at about 3am…..I see headlights in the rear view mirror ….approaching from a long way behind …they come closer and closer til the car is adjacent to me …I look over but it isn’t a car….it is the devil…
and the headlights are his eyes…..glowing fiercely in the dark…I wake up abruptly.
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 18, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I have dreams with plots sometimes
Sometimes they are like movies.
I’ve had dreams that solved a real-life problem I was having at that time.
wow, I'm sorry. I'm really lucky I rarely have scary dreams
but I often wake up in the middle of the night laughing like I just heard the funniest joke in the world. My girlfriend loves it though I often have a hard time explaining why I’m laughing right away. Most of the time I go back to sleep, and can’t remember what it was in the morning. Sometimes though, I get one that is nearly impossible to forget. That dream I wrote about happened over a year ago and I can still see all of the scenes in vivid detail.
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Those are the best
And I’m always making up HILARIOUS jokes that totally make sense in my dream-world, but are totally non-sensical when I try to remember them awake.
see Mortimer gets it
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
brp!
we moved bedge bowl back to 7 :)
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Cause i thought he was lying
maybe not..now…I thought so
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 18, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
watching Zach Galifianakis stand up on Netflix on demand. Dude is sooo funny.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
does that mean i am going to jail?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Wolf Blitzer gets crushed on Jeopardy by Andy Richter and a lady from Desperate Housewives
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
I remember years ago, before he had left Conan the first time, Richter had one celebrity jeopardy
It was a funny bit, because they showed the behind the scenes stuff on Conan, and Brian Denehy seemed like a weiner hole… which was funny.
Michigan guy gets one game for punching Notre Dame player in the face.
Hmmmmmm
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
you think there’s any chance they ease up on the blount sentence?
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
maybe if he hadnt swung at his teammates
and gone after the fans..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 19, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah, he did go off the deep end a little
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I don't know what you're talking about here, chicks dig me;

by EvilKaramazov on Sep 18, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
This is even better - are you in it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3Vcoq-QRo4&fmt=18
Red Fang “Prehistoric Dog” video.
Looks like they shot it in Laurelhurst Park.
put a body on 'em
it’s a local band and the director is local too…
i don’t care much for the song, but the video is great. one of my friends is really into red fang and always trying to get me to go…
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 18, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know much (anything) about them
I just saw the video posted some time ago and thought it was great so I bookmarked it. I’m OK with the song – I should listen to some of their other stuff.
Do know know what venues they usually play at?
put a body on 'em
they were at berbati’s more recently. I don’t think they’re apart of this weekend’s events. I could see them playing dante’s.
by EvilKaramazov on Sep 18, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
go storm
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
surely he's smart enough to make a robotic pens
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
but the orgasm?
replicating that would be a feat worth billions and trillions of $$$$
put a body on 'em
For Stephen Hawking, those fine ladies aren't going far enough.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
by AK1984 on Sep 18, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL!
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
stanley is a pimp! thats the most hes ever talked in any episode lol
love is my religion :)
by dougall5505 on Sep 18, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't beleive I missed It's always sunny lastnight, anybody watch it?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
yeah it was good
not their best but good.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
if you like pain you will love watching NBAtv now
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
what's on?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
awwwwww
i def dont wanna re live this
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
old playoffs?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
it's fun right now
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
how can it be fun. Did you lose your memory? I'm not as strong as you
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
15 point lead near the end of the third!
Shaq got called for a travel! how can things go wrong now!!
hahah..I am going to turn it off shortly.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
please turn off your play by play you sadist!
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm done
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
phew!
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
should have listened to myself
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
you didn't turn it off?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
don't talk to me!!!!!
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
watching that game
is like finding out that santa claus, the easter bunny, the tooth fairy, and chewbacca aren’t real…. all on the same day…. when you were 3…. and your new REAL dad the milkman, who you just met an hour before told you, right before he left with your mom… you only have yourself to blame. On that day my childhood ended, replaced by a crushing, unwanted reality that cut through every smile I had until two years ago, like a broken shard of glass through the jugular….
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
to me...
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Well....as long as you're not letting it bother you
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Sep 18, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah I'm pretty much over it....
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
it was brutal
quite quite brutal
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
yeah I remember that
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
i feel violated actually
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
that game is absolutely no fun
biggest sports disappointment ever
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
THERE IS PURE EVIL ON THE TELEVISION! SMASH YOUR TELEVISIONS! AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IDOLTIME IS NOT YOUR FRIEND DO NOT INVESTIGATE!!!!!!!!!!! GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAD JUST GOTTEN OVER THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
Im watching George Lopez instead
I feel dirty for watching 5 minutes of that game
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
that is the beginning of my nightmare
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
or are you just happy to see me?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
you’re welcome.
…
…
oh, yes. You’re welcome.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Sep 18, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
ahahhahaha
you know shes a fangirl of you
heres our definition
2. A pathetic insult often used by fanboys themselves to try and put down people who don’t like whatever it is they like.
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
nah it worked out better for most
now tinfoil can come and made it better for dougall
just gotta let phil, prez, and 323 know that it was moved back
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
by the way
jump in tinychat real quick. ive got a question for ya
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
you suck at trash talk
hey glove, CC deville from poison called, he wants his hair back
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
by cloudydays on Sep 18, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
are you saying i suck at trash talk???/
she’s the one keep spitting the Kanye interruptions parodies …. hahahaha…i’m just giving her a taste of her own medicine
thanks cloudy
At least someone knows why they should make fun of me for that picture….
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
What you going to do she dont give the mike to you
You gunna stand there and look like a foo
Bad boy what you gunna do
by southern oregon on Sep 18, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
did you also recommend Band of Brothers to me???
i think Cabby, Cloudy and Tinfoil did…man, watch first few with my wife tonight…amazing
X for theTinFail...
so gross..
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 22, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I’ve said enough, BRP. But I did give your pic a silent rec. Oh crap, now I’ve aid too much.
yo idol, i think you pussy footing around too much and need to pick a side, but Switzerland is the best neutral country of all time, of all time!
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Ah, yes. My successful conquering of MIT in 2004 and again in 2005 are tales to be told. One involves an ice storm, a cape, a cane, and a dreadie cap. The other involves the 2005 NBA Finals, a lot of beer, and un bella signora. And, of course, they both involve simulations, agent-based simulations.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
When in MIT, you gotta have pranks. I was in two different week long seminars and each one had pranks I got to be a part of and pranks that were played on us by the post-doc assistants. But I don’t prank and tell.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
is it ironic that I should be the one to add the fifth rec to this?
well played, brp.. ya got me…
we all self-conscious.. i'm just the first to admit it..
by galacticlove on Sep 23, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully no one is offended
but I went as a Mormon a few years ago
Wore a white shirt, black pants, black skinny tie, bike helmet, backpack with straps that lock in front and a book of mormon.
Then I chewed a big cigar and carried whiskey in my backpack.. took pulls. Looks funny to see a missionary smoking and drinking. people at the bar loved it.
It was fun.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions
haha
i think this one was worse for ol Joel

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Well this JD just went back to a 9:am comment below here
See ya all tomorrow
by southern oregon on Sep 18, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
windows 3.0 running on a 486
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
My dad worked for tektronix in the eighties
he used to bring home this compaq that was state of the art. About the size of a suitcase, with a detachable keyboard and a 5" green screen. I think it ran lotus or something. I would play this star trek game, the graphics were about as good as hangman on a commodore pet, running off of cassette tape. I remember he took me to work one day, and showed me the hard drives. They were all in a big room, surrounded by guys in short-sleeved dress shirts and clip-on ties. The things were the size of refrigerators. Ah memories
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
that costume is SWEET!
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
the best part is the doll is attached at the thighs
so the head moves back and forth when you walk.
and this of course.

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Diego of course
priests dont do girls
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
i have a $15 dollars off coupon at foot locker
what shoes should i get?
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
I have never been satisfied with nikes
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
every pair I ever had fell apart within 3 months
course I haven’t tried on a pair in 20 years
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
fix'd
I have never NOT been satisfied with nikes
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
by cloudydays on Sep 18, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
you work for nike?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
so's my girlfriend. I haven't had a pair since the white leather with red stripe lowtops in early eighties
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
cloudy that was an unfortunate placement of your response for what I wrote
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
is not
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
what kind you want? bball or regular?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
http://store.nike.com//index.jsp?country=US&lang_locale=en_US#l=shop,pdp,ctr-inline/cid-1/pid-241243/pgid-224606
owww, my eyes!
i hope this is an april fools joke
You wouldn't know traveling if it drove up in a greyhound bus. -- Larry Bird Lewis
I like tailwinds. always have
comfy, nice shoes, but not cheap.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
British Knights
and write crips on them in blue sharpie
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
fine fine.. as puinishment I will do one
for being gone so long..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
well that doesn't even make sense...
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
omg
your right
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
you're fail
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I meen I am
I mean
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Sep 18, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I corrected dave
i was so proud of myself
by Starvin' Marvin on Sep 18, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
we dont do anything wrong?
do we?
hehe
by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 18, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
we didn't need to know that.
You wouldn't know traveling if it drove up in a greyhound bus. -- Larry Bird Lewis

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