JD 8/9 - Nostalgia (Updated)
by Tofu Anonymous on Aug 8, 2009 12:35 AM PDT
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Print[Edit] Given the nature of having two Junk Drawers for August 8th, 2009, I have created a poll to see whether or not I should move this Junk Drawer to August 9th, 2009. Since I am in Shanghai, it will be August 9th in approximately one hour and 24 minutes from the time of this update. This one is obviously the second Junk Drawer of the two by about three minutes. The other Junk Drawer also has more comments. However, this one does have more recs. So, to move this Junk Drawer or let the two Junk Drawers battle it out? [/Edit]
As we wait for the season to start, our minds often wander into weird places and sometimes we even venture into the deepest pockets of our memories that we thought we had forgotten. And then this comes along.
What are some of your most nostalgic memories? What song do you now have stuck in your head? Freaking Duck Tales.
Junk away, fellor Blazers Edgers.
Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes - it's a duck blur
You might solve a mystery or rewrite history
Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo
D-d-d-danger, watch behind you - there's a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab onto some Duck Tales, oo-oo!
Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!
When it seems they're headed for the final curtain
Bold deduction never fails, that's for certain
The worst of messes become successes!
Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo
Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!
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NO! It MUST be resurrected!
Someone post a risque link!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
haha, it will be ressurected when 9:00am PDT rolls around
then it’ll be 12:00am China Time, August 9th, 2009…and this JD will then morph into the 8/9 JD
"There are a few teams you have to watch out for in the fourth quarter."
"Yeah, but Portland definitely is not one of them."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters at the end of the third quarter with the Hornets leading 74-59. Portland later ends up winning 97-89.
"They don't mind him shooting that shot at all. Rudy Fernandez is not that great of a 3pt shooter."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters right after a Rudy Fernandez missed 3pter. Rudy Fernandez finished the game with three 3pters on six attempts.
by Tofu Anonymous on Aug 8, 2009 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions
what was the name of the robo duck?
was it robo duck? robo duck was rad.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracillis.
gizmo duck?
"There are a few teams you have to watch out for in the fourth quarter."
"Yeah, but Portland definitely is not one of them."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters at the end of the third quarter with the Hornets leading 74-59. Portland later ends up winning 97-89.
"They don't mind him shooting that shot at all. Rudy Fernandez is not that great of a 3pt shooter."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters right after a Rudy Fernandez missed 3pter. Rudy Fernandez finished the game with three 3pters on six attempts.
by Tofu Anonymous on Aug 8, 2009 4:33 AM PDT up reply actions
multiple junk
I’m of the Highlander perspective… there can be only one.
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
But which one?
since your adding to the smaller of to two… I wonder if we can turn this one around and make it THE junk.
by In Walks Rudy on Aug 8, 2009 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I like balance
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I'll be in Portland/McMinnville tonight until Friday
Last Friday my father in law went into the hospital for diverticulitis and he died yesterday of colon cancer. I’ll stop in the JD if I have a change to get away for a bit and give a heads up if folks want to go bowling or do heroin.
Luv,
Tom
I've been out combing the High Schools all day!
Really sorry to hear that, Tom. Give your wife a hug for me.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Aug 8, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am sorry to hear that Buddy
Take care of the missus and remember we’re there if you need us
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 8, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
To quote a good friend of mine...
I really hate cancer.
Hope you and the wifey are doin’ aight. Give us a shout anytime if you need anything (besides heroin…I’m fresh out)
All the best to you, your wife and other family and friends, Tom.
I just attended a memorial service for a friend yesterday. If there’s one good thing that can come out of times such as these, it’s that you truly remember how precious life is, and you can perhaps resolve to live it more nearly the way you think you should. Peace.
"Just kidding"
by CatMan2 on Aug 8, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bad deal
I have a cuz in Rouge River I dont expect to last another month and the situation is sort of dictating my travel plans
by southern oregon on Aug 8, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
My father died of colon cancer, so I know it sucks. All the best to you and yours.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
mi más sentido pésame
for you and your wife
by medmelon on Aug 8, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hugs for u and missus
(((tommy+Miss Hawaii+Lizzy)))
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 8, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You bring the family photo album, I'll bring Dick Vermeil.
My heart is sad for you and your wife.
by MiledAnimal on Aug 8, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
sorry to hear that
my most sincere condolences … take care of yourselves
b4m
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
Hmmm just woke up
wow. Almost 11
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
Nic vs. Petteri live now!
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/8/8/982031/nicolas-vs-petteri-eurobasket
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
no can do
this JD had the potential to break the record, sort of. At least until I showed up and decided that ain’t gonna happen. No way, no how
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
I wonder if there is a record
for someone purposely trying to stop someone else from setting a record…
by In Walks Rudy on Aug 8, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I took advantage of the cooler weather and got back out in the field
Dont be alarmed if a small package of unusual mineral specimens arrives in the mail in the next few weeks,to my knowledge they are not radioactive.
by southern oregon on Aug 8, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions
ha + (OT)
the local lapidarist doesnt think my rock is a thunder egg. I’m going to Homer Davenport days in Silverton today to take to a guy who sets up a rock booth to see if he has a clue about it. He is the one who gave me the en hydro chrystal and always has rare and interesting specimens. Maybe I can find something to trade you with.
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
it's JD B4M
no (OT) here
how close r u to those crystals?
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions
i would put SO's minerals
in a black silk bag 4 now. no sunlite!
one with a hemp cord, bee’s waxed to draw tite.
and gets ur kitties outta the house 4 now. i worry ’bout ’em, dearie <3
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions
a lil lower n harder...
…behind the bag.
i will blend into it… like a brush stroke of oil paint.
on the canvas of a paintig…. of this play…
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
i am looking at the ocean now
there r surfers in wet suites on it!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
they may be ...
…in it also!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
xcuse me!
my epidermus is fried!!!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh no! SPF 50 should do the trick.
Must keep that lovely skin smooth and wrinkle free. That will help when you’re sliding in to home plate, you know, less friction.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
i know dear
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
i am so depraived
i use cocoa butter n olive oils still 
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
George Hamilton may have died
in a skin like this.
remember i am lizard 
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, that's right.
I love me some lizards. I have little pals all over the yard now but some have lost their tails. In some cases bumpy is beautiful. : )
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
r they horny?
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
toads?
scuse me, dearie.
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
No, they are geckos,
but I do believe they are horny. I’ve seen some pretty risque things going on in my back yard!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
cool
horny geckos, lol
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll take 2 policies
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
In other news
A Mongolian high roller want to start a Chinese league team and has tendered offers to Iverson,Starbury,Francis,Kemp and Nate Robinson. His plan is to play with 5 balls at once
Nice dbl play Jeter!!
Short Stops never die, they just turn ’em a little slower.
I gots to get my mitt. brb
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
My grandpa played semi-pro shortstop
and amazed us teenage kids how well he could play when he was pushing 60
by southern oregon on Aug 8, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
toss it to my right shoulder SO
…as i drag my right toe beside the bag. i will plant on my left foot and fire it to first.
u can play in your 60’s too 
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions
By Paul Butterfield to the tune of the Otis Spann classsic"as the years go passing by"
I got a mind to give up living and go on down shoping instead
repeat
pick me out a tombstone and be pronunced dead
When I read your letter this morning that was lying on your place in bed
repeat
thats when I decided I would be better off dead
Tofu
I thought the over the datline idea was kind of cool but the timing with the news from Tom was unfortunate and and kind of killed it. Re nostaliga,for 20 years I could slam dunk I havent been able to do it for the last 20 years and I miss it
LEtS get this JD poppin!!!!!
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
Thus, this communal gathering became the Junk Drawer of the 9th of Augustus.
Conversate, love and breed.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
Who wouldn't want a little prezling?
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
not at that price
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
by idoltime on Aug 9, 2009 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pau Gasol, a Laker, says something noble.
Tenemos que trabajar, tener mucha ilusión e ir a por ella desde el trabajo, la humildad y el respeto a todos los rivales. Tenemos claros nuestros objetivos y nuestra mentalidad, pero no va a ser ningún paseo
We have to work, be enthusiastic and from the start exercise humility and respect towards all of our rivals. We have clear objectives and a clear mentality but it’s not going to be a walk through the park.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
Next up and coming European big man and "Myth of the next Mehmet Okur": Enes Kanter
17 year old Swiss-Turkish power forward and (undersized, but still growing) center, who had some ridiculously dominant games at the U18 European championships.
http://www.draftexpress.com/profile/Enes-Kanter-5168/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk66SyQzTJo
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
This mouse thinks he's Brandon Roy
"There are a few teams you have to watch out for in the fourth quarter."
"Yeah, but Portland definitely is not one of them."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters at the end of the third quarter with the Hornets leading 74-59. Portland later ends up winning 97-89.
"They don't mind him shooting that shot at all. Rudy Fernandez is not that great of a 3pt shooter."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters right after a Rudy Fernandez missed 3pter. Rudy Fernandez finished the game with three 3pters on six attempts.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2009626145_mouseatm09m.html?syndication=rss
"There are a few teams you have to watch out for in the fourth quarter."
"Yeah, but Portland definitely is not one of them."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters at the end of the third quarter with the Hornets leading 74-59. Portland later ends up winning 97-89.
"They don't mind him shooting that shot at all. Rudy Fernandez is not that great of a 3pt shooter."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters right after a Rudy Fernandez missed 3pter. Rudy Fernandez finished the game with three 3pters on six attempts.
by Tofu Anonymous on Aug 9, 2009 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions
mouse should have held out for the fifth year player option
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Interesting take on the Spurs site: What is a point guard
http://www.poundingtherock.com/2009/8/9/982880/what-is-a-point-guard
Especially covers the ball handling aspect, but also defending the other team’s point guard and initiating the offense.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Went through my bathroom cabinet, travel bags, etc.
I have way more cremes, pills, band-aid, and other stuff than I can use for the rest of the year and longer. I can probably supply a small family or even a small-town pharmacy.
Among the weirder stuff I found were three tubes of hair gel/hair wax (I about never use that), a cream that I don’t use or need anymore for about 5 years, a collection of old package inserts that I don’t know why I kept them, a cream for an eye infection that ultimately healed by itself in less than a week without medication and that I don’t dare to use anymore, tooth whitening products that didn’t work and/or hurt (either do it professionally, or you can just use baking soda and strawberries as a do-it-yourself home kit, I also have some African roots powder that I at least believe works and if not tastes it tastes well). On the other hand I found out that I currently just own one comb, one hair brush, and not exactly good scissors. And I’m sure next time I have something I won’t have the right drugs or plaster at home.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
First aid kits
We have a travel trailer (as I may have mentioned before) and keep a first aid kit in it. We ran out of band aids so I went out there and dug up the kit and realized there is some really old stuff in it…..all the edges are wrinkled and so forth. Is there an expiration date on aspirin???
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I use baking soda and hydrogen peroxide to brush my teeth
but I’ve never heard of using baking soda and strawberries to whiten your teeth. What chemical process is happening?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I could see strawberries
reddening (is that a word?) teeth
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
baking soda/ peroxide
My dentist friend says baking soda is too abrasive to be used as a daily tooth hygiene regiment and will eventually scrape off the enamel. He mentioned hydrogen peroxide will also eventually lose its ability to bleach teeth.
This leads to another little pet peeve of mine- people who put an inch of toothpaste on their brush when only a dollop is needed.
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
I have giant teeth
jus’ sayin’
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I googled big teeth for a photo of you
and this came up? Does she really have that big of teeth?
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
i know a woman
way across town… with teeth like that!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't use it every day but with some regularity.
I do it more for preventing plaque than for whitening because I can’t stand going to the dentist and I no longer have dental insurance anyway.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
The fruit acid is reportedly helping in removing stains
It’s also not something to be used every day. My dentist also doesn’t recommend brushing your teeth after drinking orange juice to protect the enamel. Most whitening toothpastes just have some abrasive fine grained components in them. So all not that perfect.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Wolves decide.....
…..to Install Rambis as new head coach. I hope they know that the installation kit costs extra
"I'm tired" -Me
this seemed important to post at this time
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
It's only fair that Rambis now replaces McHale as coach
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
I also like how Rambis gets pushed by his teammate into the photographers so he can't take revenge. That probably would have ended in a suspension even back then.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Any guess about who’s putting on the choke hold?
My guess would be Mchale??
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
If that happened today
Half the league would be suspended and there would be congressional hearings on violence in the NBA.
I wouldn’t mind a Kurt Rambis type backing up LMA!
ya and the player that does it
would be out almost all season
by phillyduck23 on Aug 9, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
that 1984 finals series was brutal
today’s Stern would have teams with no one left to play all seven games.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I don't want mindless thuggery
But I greatly dislike the wussification of the NBA. Punish people fighting, but don’t over-punish.
by Mortimer on Aug 9, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i don't wanna bruise
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
onna pretty face
they hurt hun,
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
and lizards bruise easily
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
true dat
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
i think the game was better when it was rougher, and they could be emotionally expressive.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
absoluteely
even Kareem had a moment going at Bird.. great stuff.. first finals series I remember at all.. although 1985 comes through clearer
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I started following the NBA during the good Drexler years
I vaguely vaguely remember the Pistons winning their first title, and I hated them, but my true memories begin with our 1990 run to the Finals.
My brother had a bad temper problem and he broke our recliner when we lost in 1990, by thrashing and flipping out. We couldn’t get another recliner for 2 years!
Just played a little NBA Live with Miller and Webster in the lineup against the Lakers with Artest
Most funny comment by the announces so far:
Marv: “The Blazer’s in the first half got it done with their run and gun style.”
Kerr: “That’s what they like to do.”
Yeah, right. Also, in the next version I demand that Roy screams like someone shot him every time he gets pushed when driving to the basket for more realism.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
they should nickname Roy “Crybaby”
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Nuh uh.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
oh, no, I meant like the Crybaby wah pedal for electric guitars..
Brandon bends the play into a bucket like a crybaby pedal bends the notes into a waaah
:-)
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Hmm. Good save.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
we DID draft Foye!
do you even WATCH the draft?
There's always money in the banana stand!
Now accessible for R rated comments at thetinfoil@gmail.com
by TheTinfoil on Aug 9, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
people actually watch the draft?
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
you can hookup a mike to a wah wah pedal
and get some pretty bizare sounds out of wind instruments
by southern oregon on Aug 9, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't heard that
sounds like it would be pretty cool
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Von Wafer goes to Olympiacos. That's pretty crazy no NBA team was interested in him.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
How much he making?
I could see his attitude hurting him… he was in no position to argue with a player’s coach like Adelman.
Nothing definitive yet. Eurosport talks about $5 million.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
I've got a link that you can kill some time with
it’s like photoshopping faces onto other pictures, but the software does it for you. Just click the link and you’ll understand what I mean
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Aug 9, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Morty has something poking out of his head. I hope it's not painful.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
now u know...
…why i love ’im so much
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Out of the Desert
I am saving most of these to my ’puter, but not uploading them back onto Photobucket so they will disappear in 2 hours. Sorry, people who look at these 2 hours from now!
this one is sick!
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 9, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What's the story about? The desertification of Minnesota?
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
What? Is this where's Waldo?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Are you here Southern Oregon?
I’d like to formally extend you a draft pick trade proposal
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
here it is
I give you the 9th and 52nd
and
you give me the 14th and 34th
So you get 2 first round picks and I move out of the first round.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
of course
I’m telling you though…..basketball at 6 tonight….you don’t mind playing with youngin’s right?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Not today
I had some back problems last week,it feels pretty good today but I dont want to push my luck.I have nothing against youngins except I hate their guts for being younger than me
by southern oregon on Aug 9, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
The Mortification
of S.O. has begun
(that comment is so Mort-like……Mort-ish?? Mort-iod?Mort-esque?)
"I'm tired" -Me
hahahha, darn youngins
watch out for those back problems….ice….heat….you know the drill
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Jeremy Pargo who worked out for the Blazers before the draft signed with Gilboa Galil in Israel
After also playing for the Pistons in Summer League.
That’s pretty sad. The team has an arena that seats 1000 people. A ton of D-Leagues and fringe NBA players signed with second-rate clubs in Europe last week. http://www.ridiculousupside.com/2009/8/8/981316/ridiculous-transactions-8-1-8-7
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Listening to Nic in French is funny. I only understand half of it, but in a year or two he could be one of the best interviews on the Blazers. He has a slight lisp.
http://www.dailymotion.com/search/equipe+de+france+basket/video/xa3ddy_20090807-batum_sport
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
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by Dirty Socks on Aug 9, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
There are going to be a lot of red Xes around here soon
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
I don't know how to describe the broken image link thingy
red Xes are better anyway
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
I thought that was Amlmart's junk drawer.
"Aneurysm".
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not done yet
i luvs me too much.
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Now
THAT’s a pinup!
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WTG Annie....
…now i gots a woody, dear.
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by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. You surf too?
In all the songs the surfers always drove a woody. Or did you mean a golf club? I’m so confused!
"Aneurysm".
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Well, Ann
in the male parlance. a “woody” means an erec…….oh wait…..you probably already know this, don’t you
"I'm tired" -Me
I'm certainly getting educated at the Bedge! ;D
"Aneurysm".
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Cant call the year off the top of my head
But we had a 47 woody when I was a kid and that looks the older body style
by southern oregon on Aug 9, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
i worked in a boat yard
Where we did a complete restoration job on a woody,lucky the owner had lots of money
by southern oregon on Aug 9, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
if only it were metallic pea
It would be the family truckster
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
Looking at these pictures cracks me up
Why in the world did the car designers include those fake wood panels? I can understand doing it for a while, but those fake panels were considered “normal” on a station wagon for DECADES.
Back in the un-PC days we told Polish jokes (apologies in advance)
and there was one in which the protagonist bought one of these wagons and thought that it really looked like crap after he took it out of the carton
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you from Mini-sotaa?
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
ah....I see
A little in-state rivalry
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You can tell if some one is from WI
If they eat maple surip on their spam when they are ice fishing.
by southern oregon on Aug 9, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the Family Truckster
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
uh.... 92... hello...
did you read the caption below the pic?
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
I didn't read the fine print
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Good news: I correctly identified the car
Bad news: I didn’t see the caption
Sounds a lot like the 4 stages of senility
1. Forget other people’s names
2. Forget your own name
3. Forget to zip up your fly after going
4. Forget to zip down your fly before going
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
you're not senile buddy
you are just tired. I know. We cool.
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
If you see a Woody T shirt here's the joke
Long time Maui surfer Woody Brown RIP who was still surfing in his early 90’s made a living selling his art on T shirts,some of it is old cars and some is somewhat erotic but if you see one at the thrift store jump on it ,they have collector value and yea I have one
by southern oregon on Aug 9, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I want the car and the T-shirt.
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lol
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Pacers vs. Pistons/fans Brawl 2004
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I'm pleased to report that I beat the Lakers 109 - 97
Greg Oden was the man of the match with a 19 and 12 double double. I finished the game with twin towers because LaMarcus (15) had foul trouble. Brandon led the way with 31 and 4 assists, while also keeping Kobe down to 22 points. He had a beautiful fadeaway three over Adam Morrison and a dunk on Lamar Odom. Miller gave a good debut against the Lakers, recording 21 and 6. Blake played sparingly. Webster had a horrible game, he couldn’t hit his shots.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
lol adam morrison?
no wonder you won
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More "Blogabull is funny"
Chad Ford’s 2010 projection: Bulls $13-$15m under the cap
Ford guesses the cap at $53.6m.
$15m isn’t quite max money, is it? I may just downgrade the ‘2010 plan’ from ‘risky’ to ‘[expletive]’. Or just change it to the ‘go Kurt’ plan.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
I can see the backdrop falling on him now
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
If he shaves his head maybe Pacers fans could nickname him Shin-zon
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
im back and guess what i seen
corn, corn fields, 33h25, cows, horses, oil refineries (a lot nicer then the ones in bayji, iraq), the lincoln memorial, the great city of Plainville, and a tree growing out of a rock.
fire nate before its too late
a tree growing out of a rock?
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tinfail getting banned???
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haha owned
please dont ban me!
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I'm going to take 2 georgeous loaves of bread out of the oven.
I’ll let you know how it tastes.
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share
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
When I give the signal
we’ll put our fingertips on our monitors and do a mind meld. It has to cool a little first. Would you like butter?
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just a little, thank you
I’m trying to restrict my calories from fat. I’m ready for mind meld bread
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:p That's what I'll name it.
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I make some pretty good cast iron skillet corn bread
In the winter,too hot this time of year
by southern oregon on Aug 9, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I have clay bread pans
but I just found some cast iron ones at Amazon tonight and ordered two. I’ve been looking for cast iron bread pans for years. It’s hot here in AZ too but I NEED good bread and it can’t be found here. Besides, I crank up the AC when I turn the oven on and it’s all good. Our AC runs on propane and is really economical. Anyway, here’s to homemade bread.
"Aneurysm".
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I finally turned on the oven over the weekend
It’s been mighty hot and we refuse to install AC for the 7 days a year that the house gets too warm. But we have a serious zucchini problem and I had to make some loaves to stick in the freezer.
I do the skillet thing with my cornbread too.
Mind Meld!
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yes!!!!!!!!!!
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Oh god, fresh homemade bread
I’d give up beer, coffee, cheese, desserts and crack cocaine before I’d give up fresh homemade bread. It’s probably cooled enough by now, right?
Haha! I agree with everything except the beer.
I gave up milk several years ago and you’ve got to have something to wash the bread down with, don’t you?
"Aneurysm".
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Yep. Humans are meant to eat carbohydrates.
"Aneurysm".
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I hear crack cocaine is a helluva weight loss drug
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
by Norsktroll on Aug 10, 2009 2:40 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
There was a mammoth MMA upset tonight, with Brian Bowles defeating legend Miguel Torres for the ...
WEC Bantamweight Championship. On another note, I can’t wait for the WEC to add a flyweight division; it’s fun watching little dudes pummel each other merciessly in the cage. Heck, if it were my decision, the Nevada State Athletic Commission would designate a strawweight division for 115 lbs competitors like the Japanese have in Shooto.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just went out to take grilled chicken off the bbq and there’s a scorpion out there! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those suckers move FAAAAASSSST! I want my mommy.
"Aneurysm".
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You're probably prescient. Next time warn me.
"Aneurysm".
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if you out ran it you have a really fast boat
by southern oregon on Aug 9, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I like your dreams.
"Aneurysm".
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by annthefan on Aug 9, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
shoulda whipped out your surfboard
woulda been the ride of your life homie
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
were you riding on a dolphin? doing flips and zach? did you have your swim trunks, and your flippy floppies?
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Sailboat dreams are the worst for me.
It’s always stormy and I’m sure I’m going to die. Ever since I was a little kid I’ve had those dreams.
I have recurring bigfoot dreams since I was a kid
my dad was such a loud snorer (it would penetrate the wall) and I always had a bed by a window… so my brain musta invented Big growling and it always frightened me… now when I go camping I usually have one
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
I grew up in a big family and never had my own room
my little brother talked crazy stuff in his sleep all the time
by southern oregon on Aug 9, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I talk in my sleep
I never believed it until one night my brother recorded me to prove it… it was really strange stuff… I’ve been told I swear alot in my sleep
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
It got to where my little sister in the next room
Would ask me in the morning,what was he babbeling about last night?
by southern oregon on Aug 9, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
whatever he was talking about
Some times like a staff officer at a military battle plan meeting sometimes like a tour guide but always very wierd,he was only about 10 and did it less as he grew up.
by southern oregon on Aug 9, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I dreamt that the Russians nuked NYC. What’s odd is that Russia was in the Middle East. They had just invaded Uzbekistan. At first, I thought that Kazakhstan was invaded. When I learned that Kazakhstan was spared I was very relieved. After watching the news I walked to a mansion where some musician that I knew lived. He had a blue guitar. I was at the mansion when the nuke fell and a massive wall of mud followed the blast. Me and some other people who were at the house escaped into a cave underground where velociraptors started attacking us. The cave was rectangular with an exit on the roof and an exit at one end with two branching hallways. I ran as fast as I could down the hall but apparently somebody beat me to it and shut a giant metal door which left me stuck in the cave with the velociraptors. Out of nowhere Philthyanimal appeared and he too was trapped in the cave. I managed to fight off the dinosaurs and then jumped into a lifeboat with Philthy. We paddled to Manhattan and then he just disappeared. I ended up converting to Judaism and going to a movie theater with my Jewish friends. NYC rebuilt itself and everybody wore 1920s era clothing.
Love.
scorpions in dreams
according to my dream book, to dream of a scorpion foretells that false friends will improve opportunities to undermine your prosperity. If you fail to kill it, you will suffer from an enemys attack
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hey! we're not false friends! =)
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i wanna see 'em too.
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Heartless.
"Aneurysm".
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I love Scorpions
especially “Rock You Like A Hurricane”
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm. That's a thought.
You catch the scorpion while I hold the rope.
"Aneurysm".
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Once you catch the scorpion I'll hand you the rope so you can tie it up.
"Aneurysm".
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nah
the rope would ruin the flavor… gemme a kabob and some honey bbq sauce
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
Don't you want to truss it first?
"Aneurysm".
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havent you ever heard the fable about the scorpion hitching a ride on the frogs back?
Lesson being you can never truss a scorpion
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
Ahhh! You're right. Impalement is much better.
Bamboo or stainless?
"Aneurysm".
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eat him
that’ll show him
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone got dibs on tomorrows JD?
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I figured out how DS got his nickname:
Original Message:
—————–
From: J— G
Date: Sun, 23 Nov 2003 18:32:110500
To: M D—
Subject: Auction
Ebay cancelled my auction. Just curious, why did you want my old socks?
From: mdoyle
Date: Mon, Nov 24, 2003 at 8:28 AM
Subject: RE: Auction
To: J— G
Hello again J—,
thanks for getting back to me re your auction…..and sorry to hear that
ebay cancelled it!!!!
I wanted your old sweaty smelly socks cos i have a foot and sock
fetish…..sweaty socks really turn me on (i’m a slave to them)……and the
sweatier and smellier they are…..the better!!!!
So if you still want to sell them i’d definitely be interested!!!
I’ve bought other socks from the USA before and they usually charge about
$7.00 for postage and packing……if i were to offer you $5.00 for the
socks…..i could make you a payment via PAYPAL for a total of $12.00…..
would this be acceptable??
Can you let me know J—?
M D—
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crazy game
watch now! http://ustre.am/4TlP
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
oops it just ended. my bad
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
College Acapella Choir covers "I'm On a Boat" NSFW
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Is it against JD rules to have a video in your JD?
cause no one ever has one
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post a comment comment
I was just laughing about this as I had never seen it….“Did you know you can comment on Blazersedge from your phone or PDA? SB Nation has launched mobile commenting. Check it out next time you’re at the game or bar and have something to say.”
can you imagine someone posting a comment from a bar… it would be like 92 your the best man your the best I love you man this man is awsome awsome hes like the shizzel from gimmizzell wat up evry1?
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
PREZ!!!
can you delete this crap!! He’s drunk posting again!!
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
PREZ!!!
yes, that’s my name
can you delete this crap!!
sure
He’s drunk posting again!!
92 is so drunk that he’s referring to himself in the 3rd person?
I USED to post drunk
now its just high on life posting … it was just an example 2, and a pretty good one musta been
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
I was jus playin' along
I know you been being good
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Tomorrows JD is ready to go
Ill post it at midnight (PST) on the dot!
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The Joan Rivers roast is on right now. Great stuff.
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I wonder if a Blazers Edge roast would work
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only if the mods took the night off. I volunteer to participate.
Can we start with Mortimer?
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I think Morty is a little off his feed and we should just give him hugs and smooches right now.
We can attack him later.
"Aneurysm".
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fair enough
How about pookey? so many possibilities…
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Pooky! Let's get 'im!
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sounds like a volunteer!
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How 'bout it PoD
If there isnt any mods around there wouldnt be any rules violations, right?
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
PoD. I like it.
"Aneurysm".
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Absolutely
not.
"Aneurysm".
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In rural AZ it is a blinker light anyhow
at 4am
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
If a man says something in the middle of a forest and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Aug 9, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Absolutely. The man didn't stop to ask for directions.
"Aneurysm".
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by annthefan on Aug 9, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec for quick witty response……….no wait…..aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Depends what light you’re at, some lights will mail a nice surprise.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I'm not sure Mortimers roastable
I can think of a few who are… lol (you know who you are!)
but eventually my turn would probly come and I can’t handle being made fun of
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
Dont dish it out if you cant take it
by southern oregon on Aug 9, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I was kidding
I can take it… maybe not as well as I can dish it out but I can take it
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
I actually roasted mort a little in my contest entry
It was very slow times, should have waited until busier times to post it, but he said he liked it, and my house hasn’t been burned to the ground yet.
so yeah, A roast mort night could work. prez is roastable
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
not enough meat on Prez to be worth the effort
by southern oregon on Aug 9, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
some people like muchin on bones
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
You know what they say,
the meat is sweeter closer to the bone.
"Aneurysm".
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We did used to say that
but it wasn’t about cooking
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
You are just awful.
"Aneurysm".
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well.... yeah
that was the same response I had for when ATF called me a sexist
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
Well, you are a man.
"Aneurysm".
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First, God created man. Then he had a better idea.
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Aug 9, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You are full of wisdom.
"Aneurysm".
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And marrow is is good if you break the bones and suck it out
by southern oregon on Aug 9, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Makes good soup.
"Aneurysm".
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ok I’m convinced, someone get the pot of water going, prez is going in.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
That's boiling. Not roasting. Silly
"Aneurysm".
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by annthefan on Aug 9, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec
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he could be rendered!
i know about steam
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by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
i took a sleeping pill and...
…i’m still awake 
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to be rendered into soap and candles when I die
and passed out to all my friends at the wake. Hubby says there better not be many people at the wake or most of them will go away disappointed.
"Aneurysm".
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wow...
…now i’m feelin’ kinda sad 
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
but not sleepy yet
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Lullaby, and good night,
da da da da da da da. hummy hum. hummy hum hum hum hum. Shhhhhhh.
"Aneurysm".
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Oooooh......I want some of the soap
Imagine rubbing some Ann on my ………
……………….Feet
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I will make a wonderful emolliant.
Just not a whole lot of it since there’s not much to render.
"Aneurysm".
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ur feet will still stink
even annie can’t hep u there 
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by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
If Ann was soap I'd want her to be Dawn
so she’d be washing the dishes like she is sposed to
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
by bow4meow on Aug 9, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ohhhhhh
Snaaaaaaaaaaap!!!
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey! Sexist. I suppose you think I should be
barefoot too. What if I step on that #%%^##%^& scorpion?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Why don't you buy a woman a watch???
cause she has a clock on the stove
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs, a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't.
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Aug 9, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
oh goodness.
I am going through the flags and this is flagged.
Without looking, I’m guessing it was Sophia.
I knew you'd like that one
If we ever meet at a Bedge night out you owe me one punch in the eye… how’s that?
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
How bout I give you a little pinch on
the cheek instead? Not enough to break the blood vessels.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I'll put my chin out
and let you decide… I want to be fair
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
POW!!!
right in the kisser.
late nite tv
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
BANG!!
ZOOM!!
(I watch my Honeymooners too)
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmmmmmm, you do have a point, should we boil him, or roast him
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
i already smoked sum
still awake
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you use a pop can
in the true Blazer tradition????
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
ya... i will recycle it too
i am green 
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Multiple use.
Important in todays world. You are a hero.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
that did it
sweet dreams 
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 9, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I like beef jerky, but I think we’d have to call it turkey jerky
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Masoli ranked 4th in the nation among top college QB's
http://blog.oregonlive.com/behindducksbeat/2009/08/_whoa_first_coach_chip.html
Daaaaaaang
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
real
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Of course it is computer generated
it is on my computer
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
it all looks real to me except the background
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
why is there a paper clip holding one of the trees up
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I'll go with fake, Alex
due to the bush on the right bank of the stream looking a bit too fuzzy….same for the branches/leaves of the tree
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
everything looks real except the background trees
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
distant background
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
can we do this contest with breast implants next?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Aug 9, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lots of kite boarding at Hood River today
reached in a cubby hole for my camera and it wasn’t there – rats
That’s a happening little place this time of year
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
kite boarding is the bomb diggity.
I don’t like hood river though….. too many people. ocean run in peace and quiet FTW
I just went on a long drive – turned around at hood river.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
jiffy pop takes way longer than that
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
If you believe Don Henley
A NY minute is different from a regular minute
by southern oregon on Aug 9, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
oh oh oh
everything can change
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember seeing that somewhere
oh i know my 2000 awesome facts iphone app
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
thats not true
that’s a myth perpetuated by people who continue to believe it
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
I was going to say a thumb is about an inch. finger nail of little finger is 10 mm
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
leave it to the English to take the fun out of it
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
zzThese are all things to ponder over
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Can I yell MOVIE in a crowded firehouse?
Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would you treat them?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
How come on the show ‘Family Matters’ two of the kids just dissappeard… they were there one season and gone the next… makes you wonder if family really does matter?
How do ‘Do Not Walk On Grass’ signs get there?
Love.
Okay. Coleslaw is done.
I’m gonna have a grilled chicken sandwich on homemade bread and some coleslaw. Later!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
you always make me hungry
a Bedge potluck could be fun
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
An egg will float in water that has sugar added to it
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
In West Virginia if you run over an animal, you can legally take it home and cook it for dinner
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
The average north american will eat 35000 cookies in their lifetime
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
Argh stupid kitty. I'm bleeding like crazy now and some of it dripped onto the carpet. afdsgdsagads
Love.
I was reading that
Hydrogen peroxide is the oxiclean for your blood
I had no idea what you meant
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
lol .....that is the second time tonight someone said that
I finally figured it out…I must be tired
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 9, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys could never figure this out
What five digit number, when multiplied by 4, is the same number with the digits in reverse order?
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
So did I lol.
They cheat. I’m sure of it ;)
by Sabonis4Ever on Aug 10, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions
In Alabama, it is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
one in every 9000 people are albino
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
At their closest point, the Russian and US borders are less than 2 miles apart
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
a lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
your odds of gettin killed by space debris is approx. 1 in 5 billion
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
BAM!
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/8/10/983714/8-10-whatcha-gonna-do-with-all
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
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