I really don’t get the whole hippy image that portland gets. My college town was full of patchouli, hacky sac and

phish and it was terrible. Portland > my college town.

I’m far more excited for the season opener vs. Houston. Hedo’s treachery only made me care even less about him. And Portland stereotypes make me angry. At least he didn’t say something like: “Hedo’s going to need an umbrella, both for the constant pounding rain in that soggy depressing city but also for all the boo’s he’s going to be showered with by their hostile, unreasonable fanbase” (OK maybe that last part is true)