Full Court Press
Remember back to the pre-draft workouts when Nate McMillan was already plotting his August getaway? Well he didn't wait long: 4 and a half hours into August 1, Nate was standing in line at PDX checking in for the first flight of the morning. How do I know? I was in the same line. Don't worry, it was pure coincidence, I didn't stalk him down in a farmer's market or anything. Anyway, with that, we've officially entered the doldrums and reading is light this week.
Nothing to do this weekend? Roll up to Seattle for a meetup with me and Kevin Pelton.
Here is the ultimate Kix Pix, courtesy of Dwyane Wade's new sponsorship with Jordan brand. Sick.
Marc Stein tweets a little more about the rumored Lamar Odom contract offer...
Expected to hear more about Lamar Odom's press conference and the team he promised not to name that came in with a "gracious" late offer
All but confirms scenario ESPN.com reported THURS: Portland indeed made a run even though that would have required some wheeling and dealing
Let's face it: LO wasn't leaving LA. But POR was apparently prepared to give away a contract like Outlaw's to a cap-room team to make a play
In what might turn out to be the NBA news of the week, Geoff Calkins reports that the Memphis Grizzlies have disbanded their college scouting department.
This season, the Grizzlies will have no full-time college scouts. Booth, West, Manning, Jones and Selacek are all gone.
A couple of them fled the building; a few more were let go. The Grizzlies will use a part-time scout to help them keep on eye on players in Europe. They do not plan to make any hires.
"We had a restructuring," said Wallace, and I guess you could call it that.
The Grizzlies restructured their scouting department the way the city restructured the old Baptist Hospital. With well-placed dynamite.
John Krolik with an outstanding look at the rise and fall of Stephon Marbury.
When most people read The Last Shot, they're struck by how arrogant the 14-year old Marbury was. Although the other three players in the book were seniors on the Lincoln team, Marbury, as a freshman, was easily the boldest of the quartet; he'd talk his game up without the slightest provocation, talk trash on the court, needle the seniors about their shortcomings and futures as players, and make decrees regarding his own future success. (After the article was published Marbury, furious about the way he was portrayed, reportedly vowed to change his ways and conduct himself in a more professional manner.)
Must Read: Tom Ziller of Sactown Royalty really blows minds with this post, in which he examines how much money each King would make based on their production rather than a pre-set salary.
Rob Oller of the Columbus Dispatch writes that Greg Oden is thinking about his next dollar? Really?
"It's one of those seasons where I have to prove myself. You go through your rookie season and most rookies by the end of it are where they want to be," he said, explaining that because of his initial knee surgery he considers his second season to be his rookie season. "By the time I was getting there, I got that second knee injury right before the All-Star break and never got back to where I was. So this next season is to show what I can do.
"And it's also a contract year."
Jason Quick wih the final update from the Monty Williams to Minnesota coach odyssey.
"It was a really good experience for me. David was really good to talk to,'' Williams said. "But sometimes, it's good to hear 'No,' because in this profession, we have so many people catering to us and telling us how great we are. But I think this will definitely keep me sharp.''
The biggest (?) question of the offseason: Jason Fleming asks, how much is LaMarcus Aldridge worth?
There is very little discussion around the worth of Roy, nor should there be. Max money, no questions asked. But how much should the team pay Aldridge? We noted this morning that Aldridge is looking for something starting at $12 million while the Blazers would probably prefer something about $9 million to begin.
For reference, a maximum contract is currently $13,520,500 - 25% of the cap number - for players with six years of less of experience. (Meaning if Portland gave both players max deals, that would be half of the salary cap number for 2010-11 - just saying.)
Mike Barrett writes about Miller vs. Blake.
Mike Rice asked our guest, Andre Miller, an interesting question- "have you ever been on a team where you weren't a starter?" It didn't take Miller long to simply say "no." As a follow-up question, Brian Wheeler said, "have you ever been on a team where you weren't on the court at the end of a game?" Miller again said, "no."
Miller, however, backed up both answers by saying that he's a guy who will do anything necessary to win, and said it's all about the team.
If you're still incredulous about the whole "Blake over Miller" thing, you're not alone: multiple observers at Miller's Tuesday Press Conference scoffed at the idea that Nate would actually follow through and start Blake once the season kicks into gear.
Dwight Jaynes agrees.
I think Miller is the better player. After all, that's why they went out and got him, isn't it? And I'd want to start the game with my best guys playing together - and get them as many minutes together as possible.
Dwight Jaynes also looks at Przybilla versus Oden.
if Oden is going to improve, if he's going to be perceived by referees as a legitimate player worthy of being allowed to play his game without cheap fouls, for him to improve as much as possible, he MUST be the starter. And really, he wasn't taken No. 1 overall to be a backup center.
Isn't that really a no-brainer? I mean, Joel Przybilla wasn't invited to the U.S. National team mini-camp, Greg Oden was.
Feels like deja vu from last year as Wendell Maxey looks at the small forward quagmire.
Much is being made of the upcoming point guard battle heading into training camp, but Miller versus Steve Blake isn't the marquee match-up: leave that to small forwards Martell Webster, Travis Outlaw andNicolas Batum. With Webster back and if he's healthy, is Batum still a starter? Or will Webster win the position, allowing Outlaw and Batum to benefit the Blazers - especially if they run - best within the second unit with Batum at the three and Outlaw at the four? That's the real discussion.
And now, for some video...
- Greg Oden's appearance on ESPN's Pardon The Interruption, Bustabucket.com has the video.
- Rip City Project has links to Slam Magazine's Top 100 dunks from the 08-09 season, which features Brandon Roy in the top 10.
- Bust a Bucket has the NBA.com Top 10 dunks list that names Brandon Roy #1.
- Sean Meagher at Oregonlive has a new B Roy/Nike commercial.
Contrary to an earlier report, Carlos Jimenez reports that Pooh Jeter is still out there looking for an NBA deal and has not signed with a Spanish team.
I just finished summer league with Portland and I feel with the performance I just had, I can play in the NBA. I came off the bench for Portland and when I got in the game, I showed energy and leadership. I averaged 12.5pts and 4.6asts with Portland so hopefully I caught some eyes of NBA General Managers and top teams in Europe. It only takes one team to give you an opportunity. Coach Nate McMillian and the coaches wanted me to bring energy, get respect from my teammates, and just be myself. I would like to thank God and Portland for the opportunity to showcase my skills in Summer League.
John Canzano's top 25 list of Influential people in Oregon Sports reads like the Blazers Media Guide: Paul Allen (2), Brandon Roy (5), Larry Miller (7) Darius Miles (8), Nate McMillan (10), Kevin Pritchard (12), Sarah Mensah (17), and Cheri Hanson (20) are 8 out of the top 25. Then there's Tom Penn, LaMarcus Aldridge, Greg Oden, Bill Schonely and Mike Golub, who are all current or former Blazers employees that made the honorable mention list.
As always, please drop links in the comments and be sure to frequent the fanshots.
-- Ben (benjamin.golliver@gmail.com)
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the sactown post is very interesting
I wonder what that chart would look like as applied to the blazers…
Hmm. I’m gonna fire up excel and be back in a couple hours.
Skadoosh
I was thinking the same thing.
I’d like to see how each Blazer performed on a comparable scale.
"Ain't nothin' in this world for free."
Sac
Think we have it even remotely bad. Go and read their fan comments. That was us four years ago. No hope, disinterested owner(s), possibility of being sold/ moving shop. We should be thanking our lucky stars that KP managed to get the only two good players from the ’06 draft. I have reinvigorated hope for the up coming season after reading five minutes @ Sactown.
by The Mallorcan Rocket on Aug 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Hasn’t KP referenced the “Greg is in a contract year” situation a few times? He said that he wanted Greg to prove that he was worth the option on his contract getting picked up with Berger, if I remember correctly. Greg is just referencing this.
optimism ftw
Like LaMarcus and Brandon, he would also be eligible for an advanced extension next summer, that would kick in in 2011
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Yeah, with Greg Oden it has more to do with a possible contract extension come next summer.
In any event, it’s 100% certain that the Portland Trail Blazers will exercise its team option on Oden for the 2010-2011 season by the 10/31/2009 deadline.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
That was an epic brain-dead moment. Disregard the stupid remark.
optimism ftw
by Cablinasian on Aug 3, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Steins got nothing. Must have read some amateur GMs like us talking about how it was impossible for Portland to make an offer to Odom. Now he tries to make up some other deal. I’m not saying that no talk happened, or anything like that. What I am saying, is that Stein is not being professional. For now this tweet “…all but confirms…” Stein has no real sources and is trying to wish into existence the scenario he wanted to be true.
Maybe he should try bribing Odom with some M&Ms in exchange for a made up story about Portland’s offer.
*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
Odom was never going to come here
He wants to live on the beach, which is his choice. As much as I love Portland, that ain’t our lifestyle.
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also i think odom realizes piggybacking kobe is where its at
you win and you get credit as a great teammate
you lose and its kobes fault
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by leeroyjenkins on Aug 3, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
odom really doesn't want to be the main guy on a team. thats his MO. to much pressure to produce at maimi.
in l.a. he only has to bring it every third game or whatever.
i mean, u really think you wouldn't feel the same way?
im pretty sure roy would play elswhere if blaz really actually dont wanna pay him what he thinks he is worth.
Grizz don't need scouts...
…they just have to ask LA “who do you want us to draft to give to you in future lopsided dealings” and they know who to pick.
That Marbury article is awesome
hard to believe that the author is just a junior at USC. I wonder if being a baller sportswriter gets you the Song Girls like being a baller does…
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
Re: awesomeness
Thank you very much for reading, and thanks to Dave for the link. To satisfy your curiosity, no. Very much not. It is horrifying how far off you are. I appreciate the optimism, though.
I look forward to reading more of your work
It was incisive and avoided any of the easy cliches it would have been easy to exploit when talking about somebody from Marbury’s background.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Aug 3, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Love the B-Roy ad
Even though I’m not quite sure about that “Purple” team :-)
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Just hearing Outlaw's name in the mix..
..gives even more credence to the rumors that Outlaw could be traded this season.
Look at the bright side, Blazers fans -- you dodged a bullet. He peaked statistically two years ago. He's allegedly 30 but could be closer to 32 or 33 for all we know. (Do you trust Turkish birth certificates? And isn't it weird that he played four years of pro ball in Turkey in the 1990s?)
- Bill Simmons of ESPN.com
you read my mind
If you’re Outlaw and you’re hearing/reading all of these trade rumors with your name being prominent, and then you take into account the Blazers targeted Hedo and Millsap, what is your mindset heading into fall camp
can you say “short timer”?
Nate and KP will have some “damage control” to do with Trout this September; they need him to play well and keep his trade value “up” until it’s time to move him on to a better situation (and hopefully they’ll get a veteran backup PF/C in return…)
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And its not like Trout has had the greatest mindset
In any case. Hopefully should he still be here he’ll have his head in the game.
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Well...
If you’re Outlaw and you’re hearing/reading all of these trade rumors with your name being prominent, and then you take into account the Blazers targeted Hedo and Millsap, what is your mindset heading into fall camp
If he thinks he deserves to be the foundation at SF while getting 30+ mpg (as the Blazers do nothing at all to solidify the position other than just believing in him), then there is nothing we can do about that type of delusional thinking. In other words, it doesn’t matter what he thinks.
If he actually has some perspective on his situation, and realizes there are a TON of things he needs to do to get better, and doesn’t take any offense that the FO isn’t pushing all in with him, then that’s another thing.
its pretty clear to me they need to move one of those guys.
given outlaws wanting to be 30+min guy with all-star potential hes the guy. only reason it isn’t more public is cause that would diminish his trade value.
smoking gun in the nba usualy means a shot was taken.
Offseason motivation to work hard
is never a bad thing. If Travis were a good defensive rebounder, we might not be having this conversation. If he were a rebounder and defended half as well as his athleticism should indicate, we would flag anyone who suggested trading him.
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I'd love to hear reports
that Trout was in the weight room working on his upper body strength this summer. Have you seen his dad? “Big John” is buff and Travis should fill out, as well…eventually
if you’re gonna play PF minutes, you might as well “look” the part…
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You don't want him to add much weight
because you don’t want to lose hops and athleticism. But he could use a little more.
The main thing isn’t strength or weight, though. It’s positioning, blocking out, desire, focus.
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Start Oden, I agree
Thrilla will understand. Oh and play the Twin Towers lineup more too.
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Ben how did you miss this?
LaMarcus Optimistic: The first round of contract talks for players still on their rookie contracts is never pleasant. Teams are under no obligation to make a deal unless it’s in their best interest and in most cases like Portland’s Brandon Roy and LaMarcus Aldridge they are two years away from unrestricted free agency and they have another year before restricted free agency.
There is absolutely no rush to get a deal done on the Blazers’ part unless it offers a sizable discount to the team and with the salary cap going backwards the best financial deal for Portland may be to wait until the cap drops a few more million and make deals from that number, especially for someone like Brandon Roy who will be a maximum contract player.
ESPN’s Marc Stein ran into LaMarcus Aldridge in Dallas this week and is reporting that Aldridge was upbeat about the contract process and was hopeful that a deal could be reached soon in Portland but he understands the process. Brandon Roy’s camp is similarly optimistic.
Sources close to the thinking in Portland say that there is no rush to get a deal done and while they respect that both players would like to have their futures locked up this summer, there is no sense of urgency within the Blazers to do that.
For LaMarcus, the word is his camp asked for $12 million per season which is not going to happen in Portland. The Blazers were said to be open to something in the $8 to $9 million range this summer and would consider a larger number next summer, but anything over $10 million just does not seem plausible, even for the Blazers.
Brandon Roy’s camp was expecting a Maximum Contract offer (starting at $13.5 million) for the full five years possible this summer and got a four-year offer with a rumored team option on the fourth year. The deal was a maximum offer, according to sources, but the deal gave the Blazers a tremendous amount of security if Brandon got seriously injured. The irony of the stalemate is Roy’s camp supposedly pushed for the fifth year of the deal to be a player option and the talks seem to be tied up on length of deal not dollar amount.
It does not look like either player gets their deal this summer, although both players continue to have talks with the team, it just does not seem like it’s time to make a deal yet which is fairly common with players still two years away from unrestricted free agency.
Maybe this was pointed out somewhere else, but I never saw it. LMA at $9 million starting salary is a steal to me, if they can agree on anything around $10.5 million starting I will be extremely happy. It is good to know that LMA isn’t asking for the max as well.
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Maybe I'm wrong...
but isn’t the only person really effected by two or three million a year here or there on LA’s contract Paul Allen?
I mean, once we get into Roy for his max deal, that’s the end of cap flexibility other than Bird right’s.
It’s always better to have some flexibility. A max deal can be close to 25% of the cap. When you add LaMarcus with another one, the Blazers would spend 50% of everything on 2 players. Then comes Greg. Then come Rudy, Nic, Travis, Bayless and soon some of those will look elsewhere for money.
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as much as I want him to
I don’t ever expect to see PA go way over the luxury tax line again. He may go a couple million over, or maybe upto $10 million over if we are coming off a championship year and he has to retain a star. But I don’t see him paying $20 or $30 million in luxury tax payments ever again.
How he will accomplish that, is by having KP be very good at resigning their players for what they are worth, not what they think they are worth. No more Z-Bo contracts or D Miles contracts. LMA has not proven that he is a Max player, so there is no reason to give him Max money, this article made it pretty clear, for the production that LMA has proven he can provide he is worth somewhere around $10 million per year to start. Paying him $12 million to start instead is just not smart from a business stand point, and in then end LMA will either except that deal for the long term security, or he will playout this last year and become a RFA, with the Blazers retaining the rights to match any offer he gets. If LMA proves this year he is a Max player like Roy did last year, then they will pay him like one, but if he continues to be the 18/8 type player he was last year, no one is going to offer him a max deal. At best he will get a deal like Charlie did from Motown, or a little more.
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PA and luxury tax
It’s hard to say. This time is different. Last time, he was buying players from outside. This time, it would be to keep players. When you are already attached to guys because they’ve been part of your success (especially if they have helped you win rings and you think they will help you win more), it is a lot harder to close the checkbook than if it is about bringing in someone entirely new.
If Greg plays like a max player, he’ll get a max contract, even if Brandon is max and LMA is close to max. And if Nic and Rudy play like $8-10 million a year players, they’ll get it. Jerryd, too. If all of that happens, we win championships, and Paul Allen will probably keep paying for more of them, even though it would put us way into luxury tax again.
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RT: would put us way into luxury tax again
But will the Vulcans let him, this time around? There’s the rub
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Last I knew
he was still the boss.
Anyway, if we’re pulling in multiple championships, we’re selling more merchandise, signing lucrative cable deals, etc. It would at least mitigate the losses, if not cover them.
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my suspicion
was that he brought the Vulcans on-board to keep his businesses breaking even (at least) after the sticker shock of the “Whitsitt/Jail-Blazer” era. We can hope that he will pay the luxury tax into the 20-30 mil$ range when the time comes, but it’s also likely that the days of “sugar daddy, SPAM” are in the past
the economy affects billionaries, too
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Did you know LeBron is the biggest free agent in 2010? That's why I pay for ESPN Insider! Thanks Chad Ford
http://insider.espn.go.com/nba/insider/columns/story?columnist=ford_chad&page=2010FreeAgents-090803
Roy and LaMarcus top the list of restricted free agents. Travis gets mentioned at #8 for the unrestricted free agents. Blake under "other".
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ESPN Mag colums will be insider from here on out
And a lot of the stuff from Hollinger, Ford, etc. Usually you get the story free, and the analysis is insider.
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Interesting.
In the Mike Barrett piece Nate is quoted as saying he wants to, “bring Andre and Rudy as the guards off our bench. Bringing them in with Martell or Travis in that second unit, as more of a running unit, would be a good combination.”
In other words, Batum would still be starting.
I don't think that statement actually eliminates the possibility that Martell could still be playing for the starting position,
Batum is the obvious choice right now though. Is Martell even going to be suited up for game one?
I heart taxes.
Bringing them in with Martell or Travis in that second unit
I couldn’t help but notice the word “or” in that sentence, instead of the conjunction “and”
Everyone assumes that Outlaw has the backup 4 minutes sewed up, but this comment indicates it may not be the case. Or perhaps it was just a slip of the tongue…or maybe it was a “Freudian” slip and Nate is already thinking of Outlaw in the past tense?
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Yeah, interesting
An easy slip of the tongue to make, if that was all it was. But might be more than that.
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Andre Miller signing ranked as 15th most important offseason move by TalkHoops
http://talkhoops.net/2009/08/its-a-list-ranking-the-off-season-moves.html
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i remember just a few short years ago people were talking about how odom hadn't reach his potential
then he piggybacks Kobe for a title, doing the same things he’s always done, and suddenly he’s a Basketball Adonis
i know i know, he does things that ‘dont show up in the boxscore’
funny how:
when you’re on a winning team you do things that dont show up in the boxscore
when you’re on a losing team you aren’t living up to your potential
anyway i think odom is a middle of the pack player who obviously helps LA, i do not think he is the #1 offseason signing, ‘the answer’, ‘the glue’ or any of a million other hyperbolic sports labels
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by leeroyjenkins on Aug 3, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s probably because with Odom and Artest the chances they can repeat winning the championship is much better than without him.
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Norsk is right
it’s not that Odom is the most incredible player in the league or even that he’s the best or second best player on his team, but having him is the difference between the Lakers being the favorites to win a title and the Lakers falling behind the Magic and/or Spurs/Celtics/Cavs. That’s why he’s important.
Reggie Miller was on with Dan Patrick, like he always is
and he said that with the Odom signing the L*kers will challenge the Bull’s 72 win season “if everyone stays healthy”
I’m rooting for an Artest meltdown, that drags the rest of the franchise down into the abyss
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I don't understand why that sentiment took so long...
We already hate the L@kers, right? Ron Artest is a punchy windbag, right? Wasn’t hearing about Artest going to the L@kers like buying a Powerball ticket? You sit there in serene contemplation, fantasizing about the miracle payoff…
“ESPN reports today that Ron Artest ran up into the stands to challenge a fan hurling epithets at him. In the darkness of the stands at Staples arena, Artest mistook the person who had challenged him, inadverdently taking an ill-advised swing at Penny Marshall. Additionally, TMZ reports that footage of the altercation will be posted by morning.”
Did you read Simmons' article?
during the playoffs Ron-Ron missed the team bus and ran out late and hopped on the Rocket’s VIP bus in his underwear?
and to think there were some Bedgers who thought that Artest would be a good addition to the Blazer’s roster…
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Greg Oden contract extension?
Yeah, we’ll see about that. I’ve got that same weird feeling I did last season when I thought Martell was going to be out for the entirety. I’m still on the fence about Oden. Sure, when people say he was a bust I pull out the “It takes a few years for a big man to develop” argument. But I think there’s a diva in Greg and the better he gets the less he will fit the culture mold around here.
Life is hilarious.
I might think so
But i think Roy will keep him in line. B-Roy is good at making sure no one thinks they are more important than the team.
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thats the thing. sometimes being a contract year just makes guys more productive.
there is a thin line between being more productive and being a loose cannon in a contract year.
What's wrong with a player being aware that it's his contract year?
People seem to expect the whole world – but not athletes – to be concerned about their employment conditions. Of course GO knows it’s his contract year. We do want him to be able to count to three, don’t we?
its funny cause... being in a contract year is either a good thing or a bad thing for teams depending on the context.
greg oden situation worries me a little because team wants him to reb and defend and given the quotes ive been reading he seems to be thinking other things. does over doing it on offense disrupt team flow?
i guess it depends on if his contract year play is productive or not.
Really?
You mean the quotes where he says it’s his job to go in and rebound and defend? Those quotes?
by TSE on Aug 3, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
YUP. those ones. cause at the end of em... like on pti he will always over do it. thats my read on it. tryign to convince himself
i love reading between the lines on what nba players say. its so obvious that the most important thing is what they underemphasize.
Counting to three
This is important when guys get fouled while shooting from distance. He needs to be able to know which free throw to go for the rebound.
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Summer sucks in general.
August, however, is the worst.
The one good thing about August? The last barren month before we get our real sports back. Nothing like a good couple months of football to tide me over until the Blazers start up again.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
NFL training camps are in full swing
and players are already dropping like flies
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I actually like seeing the sun
and it happens sometimes here in August. Sometimes.
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Sean Meagher at Oregonlive has a new B Roy/Nike commercial.
Dude you kill me
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I was going to do a parody FanPost of Canzano's list a day before it came out, but I was busy on another project...
THE GREAT CANZANO’S TOP 25 MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE IN OREGON SPORTS
1. John Canzano
2. John Canzano’s Dad
3. John Canzano’s Mom
4. John Canzano’s Cousin Bernie
5. John Canzano’s Aunt Clarice
6. The Guy Who Sells Donuts to John Canzano Every Morning
7. The Guy Who Takes Care of John Canzano’s Dog
8. John Canzano’s Gardener
9. The Guy At the Grocery Store Who Sells John Canzano Beer
10. The Guy Outside the Post Office to Whom John Canzano Gives a Quarter and a Hot Betting Tip Every Day
11. John Canzano’s Boss
12. John Canzano’s Secretary
13. John Canzano’s Golf Instructor
14. The Guy at the Corner Store Who Sells John Canzano Cigars
15. The President of the John Canzano Fan Club
and so on…
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you forgot his dog
the puppy that “knows all”
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