Virgin post JD
Ok you asked for it so bear with me while I stumble through this format,is it the jump yet?
So fess up when,where and how did you lose it? for me it was in the orange grove behind the San Fernando mission,is this 75 words yet? I hope the mods have the common decency to delete this but I doubt it,is this 75 words yet.?If the mods did not nuke the last JD this one might have a shot at the title.
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so you're saying you get wireless internet in an orange grove?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Aug 27, 2009 1:22 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
let’s make it a goal to reach 1000 comments in this JD as fast as possible since it’s his first time
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Mine is boring.
The girl is gorgeous, but the place/situation was just at her place around midnight. It had been heavy for awhile, and, honestly, she really wanted it. So, on a couch, in a moment (yes, it didn’t take long for either of us) a joyous history was etched in my memory.
*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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this JD will surely get deleted before the previous one...
i’m still a virgin
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
i sprained/hyperextended my knee on my first time
ended up wearing a knee brace and limping with a smile on my face.
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
hes the gift that keeps on giving
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by Philthyanimal on Aug 27, 2009 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Thought you were a virgin.
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i am, but doesn' tmean i can't watch
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
by broyposse on Aug 27, 2009 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is you:

*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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by staylost on Aug 27, 2009 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
flag
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Don't flag BRP! He just likes to watch, that's all!

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by staylost on Aug 27, 2009 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
that's a funny pic
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 27, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It needs to be said

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by Dirty Socks on Aug 27, 2009 1:39 AM PDT reply actions 7 recs
I had hoped that the topic was lame and embarassing enough that I might have a shot at 92's record
I misjudged the situation
by southern oregon on Aug 27, 2009 1:42 AM PDT reply actions
The only lame thing is you didn't disclose before you asked others to.
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so proud of you so.or.
It’s not a bad JD at all either
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
So what is the difference between virgin olive oil and
Extra virgin that costs extra?
by southern oregon on Aug 27, 2009 1:56 AM PDT reply actions
evoo is for flavor voo for cooking?
evoo is clearer whereas voo is darker
wikipedia
- Extra-virgin olive oil comes from virgin oil production only, contains no more than 0.8% acidity, and is judged to have a superior taste. Extra Virgin olive oil accounts for less than 10% of oil in many producing countries. Used on salads, added at the table to soups and stews and for dipping.
- Virgin olive oil comes from virgin oil production only, has an acidity less than 2%, and is judged to have a good taste.
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Aug 27, 2009 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions
not sure here 'cause i didn't look it up but,
extra virgin is the first press of the olives
virgin is the second press
so if that’s true, shouldn’t this post be the “Extra Virgin JD Post”?
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
watup med!!!!
let me guess where you lost your virginity…after a soccer match that Spain won…and you took advantage of the obligatory celebration hugs and drinks…
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
can anyone name something else you lose and don't want back?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
sanity
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Good point
Its mostly for the weak who cant handle reality
by southern oregon on Aug 27, 2009 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions
that's my position
reality never did nothing for no one
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Acne, varicella, the first teeth, the mother-in-law, additional pounds after Christmas, maybe the last hair so you don’t have to continue trying a comb-over …
by Norsktroll on Aug 27, 2009 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hahahahahahaha
Dave chappelle is awesome (NSFW language(but who is working right now anyway?))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuuBVWo_W3U&feature=related
I’m so glad he didnt get canceled after his first episode lol
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Why is sex like riding a bike?
http://www.thejokeyard.com/dirty_sex_jokes/why_is_sex_like_riding_a_bike.html
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
How is sex like a Roller Coaster?
http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/sexjokes/rollercoaster.shtml
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
“Science is a lot like sex. Sometimes something useful comes of it, but that’s not the reason we’re doing it.” (Richard Feynman)
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Aug 27, 2009 2:15 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
That is great
I’d rec your face in if I could.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Why is air like sex?
It’s only a big deal if you’re not getting any
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
A picture of Magnum. Co-Staring Idol, BRP, Southern O, and Cloudy.
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by Dirty Socks on Aug 27, 2009 2:16 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Emails from crazy people is back
<a href=“http:// ”http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/2009/08/25/let-me-explain/" target="_blank">http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/2009/08/25/let-me-explain/" target="new">Let Me Explain.
Don’t know if it’s been posted yet. Anyway, it deserves being posted in every JD.
I thought you went to sleep
unless….can you type in your sleep!?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Fixing my Dave chappelle post
" Look here! That there is my girl! Anyone have sex with my sister, it’s gonna be me! "
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by Dirty Socks on Aug 27, 2009 2:23 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Tom will be pissed when he sees the recap
and didnt get a chanch to play,last time I looked they dont have whyfhi on airplanes
by southern oregon on Aug 27, 2009 2:25 AM PDT reply actions
what does wifi stand for anyways?
wireless what?
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Any ursusagalmatophiliacs in the house?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
mm i could eat russian sausages all day.
sometimes i eat the white ones

but the best are always darker
Love.
edelweiss has great sausage
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
oh for sure man. im down in se a lot doing work for my russian friends so im always in that store
Love.
but you'd still take tanyas?
if I ever go to beaverton, I’ll have to check it out.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I had chorizo con huevos for dinner,I have to think thats sausage in French or Portugese
by southern oregon on Aug 27, 2009 2:38 AM PDT reply actions
I grew up on it and know how to cook it
by southern oregon on Aug 27, 2009 2:51 AM PDT up reply actions
any meat in tube form is best left to ignorance where it comes from
by The Arkitect on Aug 27, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
"Those who like politics and sausage should watch neither being made."
—Mark Twain or Ambrose Bierce
by MiledAnimal on Aug 28, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
who else in the JD thinks greek mythology is interesting?
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
I like you, too
Anything in particular right now that makes you mention greek mythology?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
oh just picked up a book about greek mythology
and am trying to learn as much about it as I can soak up.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
that's cool
There is a lot of interesting things about how greek mythology developed. I read an interesting chapter of a book that discusses Athena as originally a goddess figure that dominated portions of early Greece. But the man had to put all ties to that matrilineal past away.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Yeah theres some good stuff
about greece adopting some of the middle east’s myghology also. a lot of the creation stories from greek, roman, and mesopotamian cultures have a lot of similarities.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
The History channel series about that is a little dumbed down but
Pretty accurate and educational
by southern oregon on Aug 27, 2009 2:57 AM PDT up reply actions
clash of the gods?
That series is pretty entertaining.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
Yeah my son has a degree in history
And I have done some homework on the mineral resource areas that were the bone of contention,we have some interesting conversations about that stuff and he has some real insight into why that belief system was a glue for that society.
by southern oregon on Aug 27, 2009 3:09 AM PDT up reply actions
That's cool
That would make for some great conversation, especially after a few budweisers.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
I think the names of greek gods and goddess are way better than their roman counterparts
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Aug 27, 2009 2:43 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I agree with you there
but why are all the planets named after roman gods?
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
ok, wow
I was in the middle of googling “why are the planets named after roman gods” and when I got to “why are” the suggested search was for the following wiki article:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_people
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
why are black people black?
melanin of course. that crazy melanin.
Why are asians lactose intolerant?
because their ancestors didn’t drink milk from domesticated herding animals.
evolution is an interesting topic too.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
as a kid neptune was my favorite planet
cause it’s that great blue color and has a hypercane like jupiter. Poseidon is a bad mama jama also. I didn’t know he was zeus’ and hades’ brother until i got into mythology.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
good for the neptunites.
maybe now they can start rebuilding their cities and upgrading their seawalls.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
they moved to triton
it’s a little colder, but the price is right
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
so it's like moving to hillsboro?
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
The storm systems seem to form and disappear within some years
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Voyager saw different ones than Hubble.
ah, Norsk, you're always dropping knowledge bombs
I didn’t know that
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
I wish earth had hypercanes
Hypercane Magnum. or Hypercane Norsktroll, or Hypercane Bedge.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
Neptune, god of the sea, and ponies too.

Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
We should blow it to smithereens and put an end to the debate.
The solar system had such a lovely symmetry without it. Four small, dense planets, four gas giants, and a lovely asteroid belt between them. Then some smart aleck had to discover Pluto.
I’m glad Pluto is no longer a planet. It’s really too small to be one anyway.
by MiledAnimal on Aug 27, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
If we blow away Pluto, what is that going to do to chemistry
Pluto is Earth’s best friend.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
how do you feel about the Kuiper Belt?
and the Oort cloud?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Uranaus used to be called George
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by Dirty Socks on Aug 27, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Because the Roman high-period was later, and thus they had their period of influence on Western civilization later/stronger
By the way, Uranus is not derived from Roman but from Greek mythology though the name has been “latinized”. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranus_(mythology)
And “Earth” is Germanic → Old English → Modern English.
Yeah. They are way better.
But it may simply prove that familiarity breeds contempt. We hear the Roman names all the time, but the Greek names only when referring to those gods.
*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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I’m reading yesterdays JD to see why it should be deleted,
Meanwhile, Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
broyposse kept posting pictures of his transvestite friend tweeting sex stories
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Can you say transvestite on this site?
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
he posted pictures of them!
I am not sure. If not, they there were definitely be a lot of deleted comments.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Did they really delete it?!
Lame.
Can I post a picture of the statue of David? Apparently Dheepan’s art isn’t high enough since his painting with nudity was deleted. Can I post a picture of a man with a speedo in it? ’Cause those transvestites were wearing more than a speedo.
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i don't recall any of this...esp the tweeting
you are on MY radar idol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
You were probably just too sloshed to remember last night. Don’t worry, bro; I still respect you.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
so what on earth are you doing? 24/7 junking is a very hard duty
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
right now, I'm on a conference call
Boooooring. But clients think we are being more productive if they hear typing in the background, so I am trying to oblige. But I slept from 3-7. It was epic.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
hmm wondering if we are on the same conf call...
are you adjusting your time to match Glove’s ?
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
that would be an insane coincidence
And I have not found trying to sync my schedule with little miss superfly to be particularly useful as inferring her schedule is more tricky than making a hoop on a boardwalk steal-yo-money game. Last time we chatted was over a week ago at 5pm pdt. I think that’s 3am out there.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
just hit that spot a minute ago.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I haven't flown with Virgin America yet, but I hear their in-flight entertainment is great.
Or did you mean the first CD I bought at a Virgin store? That I have to admit was Queen Greatest Hits II.
I had to pay 700 bones...
to fly from pdx to anchorage this summer. I wish that route had more competition.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
Queens greatest hits II was a little whack. Besides being one of the greatest bands of all time, they also put out some real terrible songs.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
which ones did you hate??
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 27, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
pretty much all of greatest hits II. I dont even know the names, but when I would listen to them and then poorly rate them I always noticed that they came off of greatest hits II
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I just looked at the list
yeah…that one isn’t that great…I agree. I do like “I want it all” from that one
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 27, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
let me be clear that I love queen, but like most bands that were really prodcutive, they put out some doosies..
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
A lot of those came from thier late period
when they were very popular in England but not so much in US
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 27, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
someone changed that pic
they switched internet for blazersedge.
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Ha Ha Ha!
I refuse to use LOL.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
I have a feeling much of this JD will be nuked by the time I get back to it tomorrow
especially my sex jokes
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
it won't happen...Dave doesn't want So.Or to call the AARP and protest to shut down BEdge
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
ya know what I hear?
a bottlecap being twisted off of a bud.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
why don't more people work graveyard?
it’s fun being wide awake at 3:30 and feeling normal about it.
and you can go to the gym and not wait for the machines.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
It's Christmas in August!!!

Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
Those look way too hot to be doing dancing in.
*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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I got deflowered at age 15
this hottie saw me playing tennis against McMinnville ( I remember cuz there coach Mr Beaterman was a loud mouth coach who always yelled “NICE SERVE” to another one of his players across our court as we were serving) and although it Grrrrr’d me to no end, I knew something good was going to happen after the match. It did.
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
First time was in the parking lot of a movie theater in the back of tih’s coup after two bottles of red cisco, but he never called me back. I felt like such a ghetto strumpet, giving up the goods to the first sexy guy to pour hooch down my throat.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Yea, tih said I should keep drinking until he looked like Drew Carey.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Was looking like Drew Carey a good thing or bad?
The last and only time I bought Cisco the Korean clerk said, “issa gunna kicka your ass!!!” He was right.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
korean's can drink...and if he tells you issa gunna kicka your azzz, be sure to believe him...
obviously, you figured that out
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
I know japanese and irish turn red when they drink
How ’bout Koreans?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
they turn in bright green and start making nukes with their blood
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
geez...sounds like it huh?
i’m so sad. My late night chats with Morti has warped my virgin mind
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
I think it was supposed to be a good thing. All I could think in the throes of passion was if I should be trying to improv a census taker coming up to a house with a sign that says “Beware of Snakes”.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
It was April 16, 2008 for me
I had delayed doing my taxes until the last minute because I knew that I would owe the government a small amount of money, so I spent the 15th finishing up the forms and mailing them in.
The next day, with spare time on my hands, I browsed to this site that a friend of mine had been telling me about for awhile called BlazersEdge. I spent the entire evening transfixed by articles and posts about the Blazers and life in general. I knew I had to be a part of things. So I gathered my courage, registered and then made my virgin post. It wasn’t very good (apparently that’s often the case with your first time) and I don’t remember all the details, but it felt great to just be a part of things. And the rest is, as they say, history….
its nice to see that both sides
can make them selves look stupid and the cause they are fighting for look wrong
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090827/ap_on_go_co/us_health_care_mccain
is there ever a point where yelling and being obnoxious in a public forum helps your cause? its kind of like an assassination, theres not many people in us history that have been assassinated and there beliefs and causes just go away.
fire nate before its too late
denver takes the lead in pot
http://www.denverpost.com/headlines/ci_13212872
when will potland one up them and have a .99 fine?
fire nate before its too late
It does not specify if it is
Intended for sale or use. I guess it is all the same penalty.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
speaking of which...anyone shoot pool at Uptown on NW23rd? i dig that hall sometimes...
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
I'll play sometimes at back stage
off of hawthorne. It’s pretty quiet in there during the week.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
haven't been there..what's the crowd like? smoke or smoke free?
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Crowd can be hippy-ish at times. Smoke free. You can get into one of the rooms upstairs and have sort of like a private party. There is a whiskey bar next door.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
The private party-esque rooms rule there.
Just get a bunch of people and take the room over.
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
by Quik_Baller on Aug 27, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, you know you want to be on the bottom of that pile.
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
by Quik_Baller on Aug 27, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
i don't think small asian dudes are what they are looking for
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
are you explaining your first with a cantaloupe here in the virgin JD????
americans…weird. American Pie and now warm cataloupe.
I wish I could type what I’m trying to mean in English
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Are you experienced with cantaloupe?
discerning a fresh one is a skill worthy of a man.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
i am...discerning fresh fruit is a requirment of a good father....
and i have to say, i’m a good father…my children have yet to be dangled from a deck, left in a car without ac, and they don’t curse in public
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
I can barely keep cacti alive. Mind adopting me?
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
how are these kids supposed to learn anything? It sounds like you are raising robots
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
you will appear to be a good father
but the little tykes will raise each other more than you will raise them. They will also raise you in many ways. – Kimosabe
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Aug 27, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I guess I'm onloy a semi-good dad.
My children are good with 2 out of 3 of those.
Both can swear like loggers when they want to. Of course they are 21 and 24…..
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Aug 27, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
was anyone elses child born in an unusual place?
my daughter was born at home (my wifes choice) and my son was born in a safeway parking lot. not because we wanted him to be born in a safeway parking lot. he just decided to be born quicker then we could drive from gresham to ohsu.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,543120,00.html
i bet foxnews would credit both of my children to a bad health care system. they dont take into account the number of people that plan a home birth but cant legally do it because they cant afford a mid wife. my favorite part is if you click the link to sky news the story has a way different tone.
fire nate before its too late
if wearing u of o shorts and a u of o t shirt right now make me a duck fan
but i am also a beaver fan just not on dec 3rd
fire nate before its too late
HELEN OF TROY!
She’s sort of from the sea, just like you. What I mean to say, though, is you have a face to launch 1,000 ships.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions
i wish that movie Troy was better...
but I did like your fight scene with Brad Pitt
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
I had to get ripped for that role. Have you seen me in Chopper? I had a sweet stache and an accent.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions
It's a good one, from the 90's I think:

by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
dooooood...he looks just like you...
you should dress up as Hector of Troy for Halloween
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
I might be mistaken
But I believe back in Australia Eric Bana was known more as a comedic actor, until his role on Chopper.
Good movie. I like him. He’s in some lame-ish movies though.
are you a native spaniard?
your writing skills and jargon for the english language surpasses most people…including me but since english is my 4th language…it doesn’t count
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
yep, well born in Argentina actually, but yeah native spaniard
I’ve lived both in the US and the UK, that helped me a lot. Thanks for the compliment, but there’s still lots to learn. The other day I was reading “The Road” and I have to admit I had to go for the dictionary more than a few times…
BRP thinks i look like Eric Bana. I’m a skinny and goofy looking though….
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm seeing a trend here.
Virgin.
Watches other people do it.
Born in the ocean.
BRP is the one on the left.

*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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that's a great piece of art...but i'm pretty sure this will be deleted...
this JD is going downhill….
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
How is this famous painting downhill?
*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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Meh, the mods could just be hypnotized by the beauty and leave it alone.
Poor Prez can’t stop staring at her chest.
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
by Quik_Baller on Aug 27, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
If it dies, then my secret dies with it
by The Arkitect on Aug 27, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
i think the previous JD needs to be archive...
and this one too because i have a feeling it will get a little hairy before 5pm pdt
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
so yesterdays was deleted?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
nah, it's still there...but it was hairy...and i found out most lady Bedgers like hairy men....

"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
nice!
Ladies, dial 1-900-IDOL-TYM for all of your hairy needs.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
oh, that's you??!?!?!? no wonder G-Love doesn't fancy you...
young ladies don’t appreciate hair until they get older
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
yea.. It's a shame, but I'm dealing with it. Here's my draft of a post card to send back to her.
G-love,
Loved your mix tape. Sounds like a great club. Shame you don’t fancy me; I’ll just have to use duct tape on every corner of my body until I’m hair-free enough for you to think of me. Here’s a copy of my own mix tape for you. I call it the follicles chronicles. Better get to work.
Always yours in santium,
Gareth
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
here's her reply
Dear Gareth,
You didn’t hear the last song…It was title, “Area Codes” and you know I meant “Country Codes” right?
It’s really not the hair…I mean, that is gross when your back hair is longer than my strands of Blue hair on my head…but really, it was the whole deal about you asking me to use it as a pillow….
I really don’t fancy you but I know some girls that might.
I hope we can be friends though….Long distance friends….Really really long distance friends….
Always and forever your FRIEND,
G-Love
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
damn, the pain just keeps digging deeper and deeper.

Maybe I can just get my wife to dye her bangs’ blue.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
i'm sure your wife would be ecstatic to do that!!!
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
by broyposse on Aug 27, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
nice ploy!
Now if I can only explain why I am calling her g-love.
Because you fit me like a glove baby! (and no not like OJ)
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
by idoltime on Aug 27, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
She actually had turquoise hair when she first met my mom.
And she was even younger than g-love is now, and g-love would have been six back then.
That’s what I love about teenage girls. I get older….
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
wow...
nevermind…i was like “tortoise has hair?” or is this a joke about tortoise and the hare that i don’t get…
man, this webinar is LONG
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
same here
Why the Zach do I care about changing ANSI/ISO standards? Just change them and then put out a flyer or a new booklet and I’ll pretend to read it then.
An associate at the office and I are IM’n DRINK everytime this speaker says.. “uhmmmmm”
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
that's the first thing they should teach middle school kids...
never say “uhmmmmmmmm” ever
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
That would be excellent.
If you cannot remember the next thing you are supposed to say and you aren’t smart enough to fake it until you can make it, instead of saying ‘uhhhm’ just shut up until you can think of something.
and I expect young fathers like you to ensure that the next generation get this habit thoroughly beaten out of them.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
you two crack me the darius miles up....
"can i stick my lil blazersedge in you?" - broyposse
by galacticlove on Aug 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Ladies of BEdge, look no further.
Unless they like the bear pictured above. I can’t come close to that.
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
by Quik_Baller on Aug 27, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
male hirsuteness FTW
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
There's a new word.
Hirsuteness. Who comes up with this stuff?
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
by Quik_Baller on Aug 27, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Romantic languages rock. Hirsūtus is the Latin.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
If there isn’t, then there hirsuitenly should be.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
by idoltime on Aug 27, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
It hadn’t as of an hour ago, but we are anticipating.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
and sophia loves to flag stuff, but she wont' flag her own junk
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Are we now talking about highlander?
Or is this still a Queen discussion?
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
So my comments won't get deleted?
Booo!
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
by Quik_Baller on Aug 27, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
i think your comments were tame compared to what happen the rest of the night
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Hmm, I'd go look it up...
but going to check old jd’s just doesn’t feel right. Need to move on with life.
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
by Quik_Baller on Aug 27, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Is the stuff from last night worth review (replies from last night)?
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
always...i mean, you read fast right? it's worth your 5 minutes
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
I’m mostly illiterate, I’ll interpret the images though.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Until what?
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
by Quik_Baller on Aug 27, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
until we’re subjected to squinting at an all blue television screen for 3 hours
by The Arkitect on Aug 27, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't,
but, I think i know how to get drunk at the cooler.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I think we all know how to do that.
If not, SHAME ON YOU!
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
by Quik_Baller on Aug 27, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
My first eugene experience, last year for opening game against Washington, resulted in my self exploration at the cooler. Long story short, someone tried to fight me when I straightened their hat—they were having a conversation with me, and I put their hat at 12 o’clock—You duck fans….
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I partied in Springfield the next night. It was pretty sweet. Not as much fun as causing a scene in the cooler. I was in some bar that had a giant elk head on the wall. It was sooo smokey I thought was tired, my eyes hurt that bad. And, all cocktails were served in pint glasses. Springfield likes to keep it classy from what i can remember.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
They are the classiest bunch of hick this side of the Mississippi alright
by The Arkitect on Aug 27, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I feel like they had the courtesy to disregard bar closing conventions—Last call was merely an acknowledgment that you were going to go home.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
i don't care about Ducks or Beavs...whoever goes goes...
but Ducks always seem so hyped but fail miserably…
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
depends on your definition of fail… they finished 10th in the nation last year… that’s not exactly a fail
by The Arkitect on Aug 27, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
i don't believe there is such thing as failure...just another chance to succeed
btw, i emailed your live account
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
+1
I moderately care about them both, but the Ducks always seem hyped and fail.
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
by Quik_Baller on Aug 27, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I think you know
that I think i know what you think
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Madam/Sir, please make sense next time.
Your complicated sentences are too much for this feeble mind. ;)
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
by Quik_Baller on Aug 27, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
if a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half
in a day and a half, how long does it take a rooster to lay a doorknob? – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
7 kerfuffly snaps of an earwig… but everyone knows that
by The Arkitect on Aug 27, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I haven't been to a concert in about a year...do Mosh Pits still exist?
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
oh yeah, and they can start in the most random places
I went to something like 70 concerts last year. The most memorable ones, are the ones where the crowd gets crazy. Example: I was at Ray Lamontange the day after obama won the election. The crowd kept yelling “yes we can” and getting a weird kind of surly. I thought we were going to riot, just to show we had the power….
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
hahhahaha...that sounds incredibly interesting...
i remember last year at some mellow jazz concert there was a mini mosh pit….it was sooo Portland
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
I’d say most of the time, you get some weird people doing the noodle dance, while everyone else, hands crossed over their chest, watches the noodlers and nods to the beat…maybe taps a toe here and there.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
what is this?!! Caught in a Mosh!
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Anthrax...haven't heard that name in a long time...
you have their greatest hits collection?
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Didn't get it. I had a hard time with the band after Joey Belladonna left.
Last Anthrax album I bought was Attack of the Killer B’s in 91 or so. Them rocking with Public Enemy on Bring the Noise is one of the best ever. And who can forget I’m the Man? And Intro to Reality>Belly of the Beast on P.O.T. Amazing stuff.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
so i just seen a commercial for "your baby can read"
does anyone think it actually works or that your kids just memorize the words as images.
fire nate before its too late
the Wii / DS / iphone taught my 2 year old how to read
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
all women and some men should wear scarves in the winter...not only to protect yourself from swine flu...but
i find scarves on a lady incredibly attractive…even though some choose to wear it with a short sleeve shirt…white tee and scarves on a lady…if you can wear it well, wear it!
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
What I have discovered since moving to Portland
Long beards and scarves don’t go well together.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
i also find that Portland is a mecca for accidental fashion
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
You are so right there
A good friend from LA is always highly amused with Portland’s fashion sense.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
yeah which i prefer...because when you go to LA...
it’s all hollywood style
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
yea, I make fun of her for that too
“Everyone trying that hard to be fake is not a style.”
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Of course
Making fun of people who live in Southern California or are from Southern California is one of my seven favorite things to do.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Alright, what's the other 6?
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
by Quik_Baller on Aug 27, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
no particular order
1. Play music too loud in my car.
2. Gonzo journalism — pressing the bounds of reality for the sake of fleeting wisdom
3. Talk, play, and watch basketball, esp. at the RG
4. Start stories and come up with ideas for projects that I don’t finish.
5. Stack Paper to the ceiling.
6. Kicking back with my best girl (Mary Jane, not the wife, what kind of husband would choose spending time with his wife as his top 7 list of things to do?)
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
muffs are really nice looking too
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Aug 27, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
way to toe the line between funny and disgusting
by The Arkitect on Aug 27, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
One billion recs for EKar
I want this printed up in high res as a poster and put up in my office immediately.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Let's get a typewriter, a shotgun, and a very fast car
and go to the desert to blast technology.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I already have my case loaded with the necessary provisions and am ready to go.
We’ll be living the American Dream in Technicolor at breakneck speeds, comrade.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Don’t forget the mescalin… It’s a must in these situations
by The Arkitect on Aug 27, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Forget the mescalin? That would be unforgiveable!
I would Prince Albert it to myself if I had to.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
THANK YOU JEEVES-US
I thought that call would never be over and I would have to shave all of the hair on my body like ‘Pink’ in ‘The Wall’ while letting my cigarette repeatedly burn down to the butt.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Listening to G Love and Special Sauce now...
the band…not galaticlove and idol….
just thought i put in that disclaimer …
they are a talented bunch of musicians
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
i popped in The Best of G. Love but i don't think these are their best songs...
just my opinion
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
I don’t care for some of the new material. I really like the track lay down the law… it’s off of yeah it’s that easy
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
My son introduced me to Neutral Milk Hotel yesterday.
by MiledAnimal on Aug 27, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
that one didn't get a toehold on me
I should give it another chance. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
It's different. My reaction was like yours.
It might be one of those albums that grow on you if: (A) You are also a musician, as my son is; and/or (B) It takes a few listens to appreciate.
did you punch him in the face and make him listen to Black Flag? That is what I will do if I have a kid and they try and do something unforgivable like that.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Ironically
Your kid will have a penchant to oppose authority, so he will show you a playlist of only “the Cure” and “Depeche Mode”
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I could live with that
My kids will probably not like punk rock as I am hoping they dont have as much impotent rage as I do. fingers crossed
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
although it's not considered punk i feel like the album boy's don't cry is more punk than most punk
maybe someone would call it post punk but whatev. “killing an arab” seems punk to me…
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that album is fantastic
it is hard to call it post punk considering that it came out it in 1980
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
someone who always has to correct a labeling of a band/genre, or make it more specific then necessary
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yeah, and that would be the guy none of us will talk to
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
I guess it would be new wave?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
yeah, i guess, but that seems synomous with what people call 'post punk'
or is it? i don’t even care you know?
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to me new wave is a lot of the music from the late 70s and early 80s that was not disco or what is now classic rock.
Blondie, Devo etc
Post punk is late 80s and on is seemingly bands like rites of spring, fugazi, hot water music, sunny day real estate, etc
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I only do that one it is really egregious. Like when people call Slayer death instead of thrash metal
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
that is truly the worse
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
is Cannibal Corpse considered speed metal?
(ducking, just in case)
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I just watched a metal documentary where cannibal corpse was discussed. I cant say I listen to enough of it to get a flavor for it.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I went to a Cannibal Corpse show in Portland
A long time ago with this guy of all people. He used to live here before he moved back to NYC to join Boogie Down Productions. Believe it or not, he is a huge metal of all genres fan.
Those dang nazi skins were there, but they didn’t cause too much trouble.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
but now all I can think is
RIP DJ Scott La Rock
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Criminal Minded is one of the best all time records
While reading the Wiki about DJ Scott La Rock, it reminded me about D-Nice, (takin out you suckas and you don’t know how I did it). It is crazy DJ Scott La Rock took a bullet that was possibly intended for D-Nice.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
definitely
KRS-One had some great BDP lineups and is really good alone. But Criminal Minded was on another league. Not a song on there I wasn’t bumping back then.
I hadn’t looked at the Wiki on DJ Scott La Rock.. and I had forgotten that it had been D-Nice’s problems that led him to that situation. That is crazy!
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
The Cure is one of my all time favorite bands...
Robert Smith is a genius
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
by broyposse on Aug 27, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like one the Cure song
I like this version covered by Dinosaur Jr. LINK Give it a minute to start, and yes, that is Jason Lee from My Name is Earl yelling out of that car in 1991. He was a REALLY good skater before he started acting.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
if you like Just Like Heaven, you would like all of their stuff
there’s a bunch of cover of their songs
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
I saw them at the county fair here a few years ago.
Or was that the Talking Heads? I always get those two mixed up.
I met them backstage after they opened for Jack Johnson
Not impressed at all.
Their music didn’t do much for me, and trying to talk to them was an effort in futility. But then again, they were hunting for the few girls I was with… and either G Love lasts 30 secs or he got rejected when he showed the girl the back of the bus.
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
by Quik_Baller on Aug 27, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
hahahah yeah, that usually what happens...why would you want to talk to musicians?
Jack Johnson played with them in Philadelphonic…
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Why talk to them?
Had to do something to kill the time while I waited for the j to come back my way. I was just happy to get some free smoke after a long concert.
JJ is good. And he likes them a lot… for some reason.
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
by Quik_Baller on Aug 27, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
have you met a big name musician and been impressed?
all i hear are horror stories. i’ve chatted for like 30 seconds with a few, but never had a conversation where i felt like i could say anything about their character…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
wat!?!??!?
you must have not listened to Gangsta Paradise
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
You mean when stevie wonder wrote it back in the 70’s called “Past Time Paradise”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xgGeq0bkTw
Coolio is a robot.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
okay, what about 'Fantastic Voyage'?
I kid.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Irony sometimes tastes like suing Weird Al for rippin’ on a song you ripped yourself.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Stevie to Coolio:
Tell me how my Sunshine tastes!
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
EKar is throwing down.
Watcha got BRP?
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
by Quik_Baller on Aug 27, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
nothing...i can't aruge with someone that doesn't like black people
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
by broyposse on Aug 27, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
bolsheviks
they were the communist hipsters to WWII
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
my gangstas paradise karaoke is unrivaled
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Aug 27, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
well when prez turns 21 we should get bedge karaoke goin
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Aug 27, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
is that your go to number?
like, no matter how many car bombs you’ve destroyed, you can clear it line for line?
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
yup
my transition from rapping to singing the chorus is flawless….i even drench my face with water to simulate the sweat like in the video
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Aug 27, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m intrigued, hold on while I straddle a chair in this dimly lit thread to give you my entire attention. Did I mention i was catwoman?
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
how do i reply to this?
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Aug 27, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
just ask yourself
WWBMD
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
just look me in the eyes, when you serenade me:

by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
I just saw “A Dinner with Jimi” and that was a recap of a big name musician (singer from The Turtles) talking to other big name musicians (Beatles, Jimi, Stones, etc)… the recap of all these conversations weren’t impressive either. Just funny since they were totally wasted.
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
by Quik_Baller on Aug 27, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I think it has to do with their skill level
If they are really good musicians, they are gracious and easy to talk to. If they know that half the people in the audience could easily do what they do, they are standoffish and don’t want to talk. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
are you saying G love is not good!?!!??!?!?!
you are probably right :(
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Agree to disagree.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
nope, just making a general statement
don’t know G-Love from special sauce. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
thanks!
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
when i was 14 i snuck out and walked about 2 or 3 miles on country roads, snuck in her window
i sang the police’s “walking on the moon” on the way home, under the moonlight of a warm spring night. wait what are we talking about….
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did you get some sleep? is that why come out swinging?
great stuff L-Train…for once!
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
by broyposse on Aug 27, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i got sleep but got nothing
everything you wanted to know about appel but were afraid to ask…
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Ursusagalmatophilia!!!
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
we did it when we were 16
at an empty house that was not being rented at the time with the cute little girl with the white VW bug. We think of her often with gratitude and hope all things are good in her life. We were pretty clueless but very excited about the whole thing. – El vir gin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
i think he's referring to his lil string bean and himself
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
My junks gone cold I’m wondering why I..
Logged in from bed at all
The morning pics slow doown my window..
But I can see them all
And if I were to turn them off it’ll all go gray,
But with your avatar on ur post
It reminds me, that it’s not so bad,
Its not so bad..
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
idol>dido
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Aug 27, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
thanks philthy
I just re-read tih’s song for Outlaw and felt inspired.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
TheTinfoil said my friends pic in the last JD is gonna get him fired :(
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
You are such a bad man
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
They don’t fire people where he works… they just keep making your life miserable until you quit… at least that’s how they used to work
by The Arkitect on Aug 27, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
oh no, they definitely fire people.
or rather, they “right-size” the staff
There's always money in the banana stand!
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lovely… that was always the biggest complaint when my Dad worked there was that no matter what anyone did or didn’t do, no one was fired… ever
by The Arkitect on Aug 27, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
The most recent change in ownership meant huge changes for the company
There's always money in the banana stand!
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yeah, that was after he was gone… when he was there they were owned by a big tobbacco company I think… which is really ironic to me
by The Arkitect on Aug 27, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
It's more than the network slows down, and I'm stuck with these bikini babes on my screen, in the office.
Also, my first time was in the green room off the auditorium at George Fox.
There's always money in the banana stand!
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yeah, i had to shut down internet explorer when I got to that part of the JD, cuz the photos crashed everything.
There's always money in the banana stand!
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yeah when surfing the intertubes
to be sly, i too, like to replace ‘makes me tight in the pants’ with ‘crashes everything’… i’m pickin up what you’re putting down.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
13 for me
I was at a russian party with 3 girls and 2 guys counting me. two of the girls were sisters and had always tried to pin me down and kiss me etc at other parties. that night their plan worked and the girl was able to hold me down while she gave me a kiss. it was a strange first kiss to be sure. anyway that whole night the other guy named vlad kept on pissing off the girls. he was one of my friends but he was making an ass of himself. im pretty sure that he made me look even better since i was nice and courteous to them. it was a sleepover and since there werent enough beds i had to share with one of the sisters. originally i was going to share with vlad but that girl would not leave us alone until she could get into my bed. i kicked out vlad after she got in and he was pretty bummed because he had to sleep on the couch. she was 15 and smoking hot. well once we got in the bed at night, the rest as they say is history. it was pretty exciting since the parents/adults were upstairs the whole time (i was in the remodeled guest room in the basement with her)
Love.
russians are hot...
“I like boobs”
——-Tom
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by appel82 on Aug 27, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
she didnt have very large ones
she was slender but not in the ugly way and had a really cute outfit on that night
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Aug 27, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
it must suck to have such a great first then no second....
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
russian women usually ARE hot though...
…at least ones that would come into an auto shop i used to do billing at on columbia..
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for sure. i remember all the beautiful women that my dad would date. it was a little strange since some of them were still in college tho. he’d always say that he needs to dump his older girlfriend and get with “an 18 year old hot chick”. i was so glad that he didnt settle down otherwise id have a step mom that id want to sleep with
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Aug 27, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
great story...except everytime i read "sister" i kept thinkin it was your sister
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
by broyposse on Aug 27, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Perfect moment
for me to interject Chappelle again
“Look here! That there is my girl! Anyone have sex with my sister, it’s gonna be me!”
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by Dirty Socks on Aug 27, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
And you've been a communist ever since right?
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
i doubt the parents would have cared if they caught us. the dad was a g and is prob the coolest georgian alive
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Aug 27, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
pre-civil war?
This dude must have been old….
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
stats
http://live.fibaeurope.com/netcasting/default.asp?game_number=6378-1-Aµsite_scope=undefined
fire nate before its too late
yeah, The Quagga is being bred back at a pretty good rate…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
biggie and pac are gone and will never come back…
atleast that’s what some peeps think
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 27, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Lee might hold out of Knicks training camp, the NY Post reports breathlessly
http://www.nypost.com/seven/08272009/sports/knicks/lee_could_hold_out_of_camp_186717.htm
Guess what, when he isn’t under contract until then with the Knicks that seems like the right thing to do. Either he’ll not have a contract and be not insured, or well he has to report to another team’s camp.
bike or car? I got a 74 steel pony—rides like a dream, sort of.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I love it when he does that
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
portland will teach san antonio how to recycle
if we can have william parker
fire nate before its too late
momentum is in the belgians' favour now
i’m pretty sure they ate chocolate covered waffles at half time, energized and ready to go
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I personally blame Ben for this FAIL
No mention of BE, Ben, KP2, etc. in a song about Internet dominance. Instead a ton of Raptors and national writers and even Golden State of Mind and RU get mentioned.
it shows yours is a minute before but mine is on top, interesting.
i <3 88
fire nate before its too late
just refresh the sketchy internet feed or 'detache' it to another window?
or just close all your webcam subscription windows..?
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My want list grows: Classic Muscle Car...i really want one!!! what cars do you all fancy?

"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
I’ve got a 66 mustang… at least for the time being
by The Arkitect on Aug 27, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
it needs work… and love, neither of which i want to give it anymore
by The Arkitect on Aug 27, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
not too shabby...sounds like it needs some investment...
you just want to get a 3 series like all the other Architects
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Nah, I’ve got a nice Outback… I rock it Crocodile Dundee style
by The Arkitect on Aug 27, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
that's nice

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
then I'll go with this one

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
that one needs Viva Tirado by El Chicano blasting on the 8-track
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Aug 27, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I want a '60s Impala, but it doesn't have nearly as much muscle as this guy...

Good ol’ Stingray Corvette
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
by Quik_Baller on Aug 27, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there any reason why Chevy could not produce that car?
They must not care about making money. You’d think the gubmint owned ’em.
i want an impala too...all black low to the ground...and when i'm at a stop light...i want it to pop!
seriously
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
didn't everyone want an impala at least once in their life?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
a red bike because he is a communist?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I ride a silver bike
but i wishes it were red

my peugeot is red
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
we all should have known that you were a fixster hipster
j/k
I actually sold my fixed gear (I call it a winter trainer) last week
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
it's a single speed
the back hub has both, but i ride single….
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
that pseudo hipsterism is even worse
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Yeah… Thankfully it has breaks, I wear a helmet, and I have no tattoos… otherwise, there would be no proof against that claim…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I know exactly what you mean.
I wanted one before, then some rapper came out with a video or there was some commercial with a baby blue Impala… that was the final straw. I will have one someday.
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
by Quik_Baller on Aug 27, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
it's cool again...since nowadays, if you don't have Maybach
in your Rap videos…you not cool!
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Overboard.
Simple and classic is always good.
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
by Quik_Baller on Aug 27, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah...how much would a great conditioned 60s impala run nowadays?
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Quik check on Ebay shows restored around $20k
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
by Quik_Baller on Aug 27, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Bug-atti… Is that italian for lady bug?
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It means, "I blow the doors off your puny Ferraris and Lambos."
Over 1,000 hp and a top speed of 253 mph.
Fastest lady bug I’ve ever heard of… And I’ve seen bug’s life.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Bugatti: owned and distributed by Volkswagen
No fooling. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
McLaren is a dope ride
and it looks like a transformer
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I come past a dealership that sells Aston Martin's almost every week

I really like the Vanquish in silver. I wouldn’t want to own a Ferrari or some crazy-wide car you can’t use anywhere (don’t try parking a Lamborgini Diablo), but that would be nice.
that's E's ride in Entourage right??? too coool for me
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
A friend of mine wound up with the Impala
From the first Cheech and Chong movie
by southern oregon on Aug 27, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
oh nice
how happy are you that i kept to my promise of making your virgin JD go to 1000 comments??? we are half pregnant!!!
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Pretty funny
I am not used to staying up that late,I got up called work,went back to bed and slept till 11:30
by southern oregon on Aug 27, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
i thought you were retired???
emailing maggie right now…and you know what??? i have NEVER met a Maggie that wasn’t the nicest person…
so i’m hoping she keeps the trend alive….
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
She is super cool and expecting to hear from you
by southern oregon on Aug 27, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
that's jimmy's ride!!! except he hit his car in the Round's garage...haahhaha
btw, sign your team up foo!
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
BTW, I emailed you, i’m in if you still need one
by The Arkitect on Aug 27, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
i can't force myself to type the password
by prezofdeath on Aug 27, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
are you asian? only black hair dudes and old men like this kinda ride
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
I have a red 1969 Firebird conv
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 27, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
no way you drive that...
that means i would have too much respect for you
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
I bet I could pick up beauty pagent contestants from Thailand...
….when I’m driving the “Red Car”
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 27, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Pontiac made some awesome looking muscle cars
I love the look of the GTO.
My grandfather had an AMC Javelin. Take away the racism and Clint Eastwood’s character in Gran Torino reminded me of my grandfather an awful lot. The only racist thing I ever heard him saw was a “n-word in the wood pile.” He used it in the “something suspicious or wrong,” context. He has a funny story where a black coworker overheard another coworker use that term and was offended. They had to explain to the black coworker that they didn’t mean it in the offensive way and the black coworker had to explain that the n-word was bad. I think it was a learning experience for everyone involved.
those javelins were really cool
I liked Olds 442s too. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
The ads were cooler than the car and I liked the car.
The “Hey, Javelin!” ad was terrific. Accountant type babies his new Javelin en route to a restaurant. Every intersection he stops at, someone stares and yells, “Hey, Javelin!” trying to get him to drag race. The guy barely notices, so intent is he on driving safely. Finally arrives at the restaurant, turns the car over to the valet, who floors it and lays rubber all the way into the parking garage.
to help bridge the gap between americans and soccer
they should start giving yellow and red cards for flagrent fouls
fire nate before its too late
What kind of playing?
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
by Quik_Baller on Aug 27, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
thats what she said. oh snap lolrofl jaja!
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Aug 27, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
jajajaj bwahahbwahahah
what she said to you was, Oh i could snap that….
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Posse
Whats up bro, you gonna be at B-Ball tmrw?? btw… took the blazer baller band from tyler ha.
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
dood, i'll get you another one...
yeah, i’ll be there…just wrap up your ankles or ask to be on my team
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
haha, sounds good man.
im gonna go play some church ball tonight. work goin good?
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
yeah, a lot of conference calls, and people presenting...hence i'm here in the JD
how about you, any luck?
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
nah no jobs yet.. still floating/living off my AF money and school money.
Looking for a part-time job.. or intern.. or SOMETHING. you know of anything?
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
not right now...all is quiet but i'll be on the lookout for sure
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Nic had a pretty uneventful game 1/2 1/3 0/0 1reb 1as 1stl 1blk
That looks more like his statline for the Blazers than for the national team.
Has anyone received their throwback at the MC game tickets yet?
I ordered a pair, but have not received them.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
they are crusing us hard here too next to Hillsboro Stadium
Very impressive! – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
Bernstien is one one my fav. american composers
gustavo dudamel is a great conductor too: mambo
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PF Fliers had a great marketing campaign.
They claimed to make you run faster. I tried to convince my folks to buy me a pair so I could get to school quicker. They didn’t buy my line or the sneakers, strangely enough.
wait wait wait
Southern Oregon just lost his post virginity???
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
Blazers are responsible for 2 still unsigned draft picks (via ShamSports)
39 of this year’s 60 draft picks have now signed in the NBA for next year. 12 have signed abroad.
The remaining 9: Suton, Preldzic, McClinton, Elonu, Hudson, Price, Pendergraph, Mills, Brockman.
There also aren’t a lot of roster spots left in the NBA, considering that a number of teams will only carry 13 to max 14 players this year to cut cost while talking about “keeping flexibility”.
Two possible marketing messages
“It has a strong shower presence”
or
something about “don’t get your g a y ness on me”, I haven’t quite figured out the line.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Someone in the last JD said something about
The Blazers “unrenouncing” Shav,what in the world does that mean or were they just kiding and I am to dense to get the joke.
by southern oregon on Aug 27, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
They had to renounce the free agent rights for a number of players to get far enough under the cap and make the offer to Millsap, and then to Miller. Tom Penn confirmed that to Ben. Mostly Raef who had a huge cap hold, but also some very old rights like Schrempf and Dudley who have long retired but never filed their papers with the league. They could have “unrenounced” all or some of those players after the Jazz matched, and then had to do it again for Miller. For some reason Shav could have been one of those players according to a few sites, though I don’t really understand how he got Bird or Early Bird rights so fast. He was acquired as a FA from the Sixers unless I’m completely mistaken, and you would have to be with a team 2 respectively 3 years to get those or get traded with your rights.
according to shamsports
Portland renounces Chris Dudley, Channing Frye, Raef LaFrentz, Voshon Lenard, Shavlik Randolph, Michael Ruffin, Luke Schenscher and Detlef Schrempf on July 9th
Portland unrenounces Shavlik Randolph on july 17th
http://www.shamsports.com/content/pages/teams/blazers.jsp
fire nate before its too late
Have any ladies stepped into this JD?
Am I wrong in feeling like this has been nothing but male junk?
wow.. I'm searching.. i don't see any of the usual suspects in here
Is there a female protest of SOr’s junk?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I think if you cliff note this junk drawer—just look at the photos—you might see either a reason or evidence for the fairer sex’s absence…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
plus the title
deflowering isn’t the most inviting topic for a lady in a drawer full of menchildren…
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and doods who are out of shape who play video games and watch sports?!!!!
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I just tried to chat in Portugues with this Brazilian chick I met last week.
I don’t think it worked too well…
I barely learned how to speak Portuguese, but enough that I could communicate.
But trying to write it quickly with a little help from Babelfish = Epic Fail
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
Jonestr
I am too important to scroll up and look where we were discussing it.
Eric Bana WAS a comedian before.
Mortiferous,
I forgot to congratulate you by proxy for your wife’s trial victory.
There's always money in the banana stand!
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why? all she did during court was draw pictures of the defendant and the plaintiff
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
So i'm thinking about re-desigining our family room...thoughts? anyone an interior designer?
here’s a cool pic of a cool family room…my house is of course, not big enough to be like this…but a mini version would do…

"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Tile floors in an Oregon living room would be a mistake unless you were able to spring for floor heating.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
good eye...we have hardwood floors in the family room so i'm not gonna change the floors
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
I like less furniture in a living room and this gives the appearance of that, but there are still places to sit and set coffee/beer.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I agree
Open space is nice. You can always clutter it up for having people over, but when it’s just you (or in BRP case, the fam), keep it simple.
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
If you actually want ideas, shoot me some pics and dimensions and a rough idea of how much you want to spend when you do it, and I can give you some quick ideas
by The Arkitect on Aug 27, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
oh nice...let measure up...
BEDge is such a resourceful place…
but, i’m figure out how to do the Bball court before the family room… you know, priorities
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
I say, you go wall to wall sand
We’ll find you a good sand guy.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
btw Sophia was giving you 'ish in chat on your team name...
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
which name, cause it was one thing, then I changed it, but it will inevitably change again
by The Arkitect on Aug 27, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
if it didn't have a pecker reference..
it was a fail
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
yeah, looks like she wasn’t the only one slinging the ish was she
by The Arkitect on Aug 27, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
ok, I changed it and found a logo to go with it… I feel so dirty now
by The Arkitect on Aug 27, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Ark, I'm getting a new place soon...
Mind if I use your talents once I’m prepping to move in and buy new stuff?
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
he said just move the bed in and he'll take care of the rest with you
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
You sure jump to conclusions, don't you?
Do you have one of those mats from the guy in Office Space? Is that how you come up with this s-ugh, stuff?
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
ask me again when the time comes and we’ll see how busy/not busy I am… but I’m sure I could throw a little somethin your way
by The Arkitect on Aug 27, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
awesome
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
Can you read?
Seems like too many books for the illiterate…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
that's what white folks like you are for...to read to me while feeding me grapes
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
while i do math...while my kids pump air in the nike soles
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
is that a school or library (Notice the fire alarm above book shelf)? What is it about this you like—the wood feel?
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
If I’m not mistaken, it looks like one of Frank Lloyd Wright’s California homes
by The Arkitect on Aug 27, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
i could believe that with—he liked elongated lines correct (as seen in the ceiling)?
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 27, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, and for a while he was big on the offset fireplace
by The Arkitect on Aug 27, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
a fire alarm would be a good thing to have in a house right?
esp if i’m asian with a bunch of kids
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
hahahahaha...that is funny....geez, my aunts and uncles houses are just that
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
More importantly, which side do they root for on a staticy TV
by The Arkitect on Aug 27, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel bad that I ran the ladies off
My sisters have such a rauncy sense of humor that possibility never occoured to me
by southern oregon on Aug 27, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
My wife lost hers in in a tent
It’s a great story so you’ll have to hear it from her in person. I would just devalue it by sharing it here.
In Russia you don’t hang flag, flag hangs you
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