Junk D. August 26th two thousand and nine
by BlazerFan1 on Aug 26, 2009 8:12 AM PDT
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Dear Everyone,
Did you miss me? I miss my blazersedge.
How has your summer been? Have you vacay'd anywhere?
I went camping twice, which is a lot for me. Can't say i'll go camping anytime soon.
What is your favorite football team? I'm a Raiders fan. Before you get all indignant , remember, it's quite painful these days to be a Raiders fan.
Do you watch baseball? What is your favorite baseball team?
Have a great week!
<3 Always
Sophia
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Sophia, why are you a Raiders fan?
There is more to an athlete than how fast they can run, they also better be able to see what they are doing and know why they are doing it.
Leave it to Sophie to pick the least feminist football team in the L
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
The St. Louis Ma'ams.
Georgia Frontiere, reportedly a woman, owned them until she died a couple of years ago.
I’d say Miami since they have female ownership
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
That is fitting it was filmed in Portland
Those bikers are everywhere! I don’t understand the sponsor jerseys. I have seen NTT DoCoMo jerseys and that is a Japanese cell phone company. What the hell?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
CMON
that dude is riding a triple chainring and wears shorts instead of bibs
I am nothing like that
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
a cycling cap?
I have at least a dozen
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I have only heard those names in passing
I have a lot of european team caps in addition to caps for teams I have ridden for
for the record I get scowled at by hipsters
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Is it because European sponsors are the only companies making clothes for cyclists? If so, then there has gotta be a niche market for American companies to explore.
Pettibon did a bunch of Black Flag cover art. Pushead was the Zorlac skateboard artist.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
the caps arent necessarily made in europe, but are just from european based teams (nearly all top level teams are european based.), but the clothing manufactures are all over the place.
Voler and Pactimo both sew in the US
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
So it is similar to seeing some random pick up basketball player in Spain
Wearing a Blazers jersey? Only that the NBA has team names, not team sponsors.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
actually my first mtb had the Shimano originals
I have not ridden any of the current asym ring set ups
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
the one i had about 6 years ago was awesome
then i crashed and it went down a hill and was gone forever. some day i need to get another.
fire nate before its too late
the chainring detached and flew down a hill?
What the hell happened in this crash
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
really?
that is crazy. Where did it happen?
give me some good story here as this sounds like an epic crash
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
not epic at all
i was racing with my brother on mt tabor . he made me crash i flipped over the bars and smashed my head. with no helmet, i was too bad as to wear one. we hurried back to my parents to fix my bleeding head, it wasnt bad but looked really bad to us. the about an hour later we went to look for the bike. most likely it was jacked.
fire nate before its too late
Helmets are your friend...
I was totally sold when I saw a cyclist aparently dead on a Orange County, LA freeway on ramp with a head that looked like a dropped watermelon. Cops were already there and all, but NOBODY was near the guy, crowd just standing at a distance, very sobering. There was a young lady standing nearby looking distressed and a car pulled over. My guess is he was crossing the ramp entry and she was entering the ramp without seeing him till too late. Of course, LA is a living hell for cycling, well, all transportation generally.
Gloves are handy too. You are going to put your hands out to save your face. Heard another story on that topic.
i was 16. i wear a helmet now
even if i didnt want to i still would because you cant really tell a kid dont ride without a helmet then do it yourself
fire nate before its too late
when has it not been painful to be a raiders fan?
"There are a few teams you have to watch out for in the fourth quarter."
"Yeah, but Portland definitely is not one of them."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters at the end of the third quarter with the Hornets leading 74-59. Portland later ends up winning 97-89.
"They don't mind him shooting that shot at all. Rudy Fernandez is not that great of a 3pt shooter."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters right after a Rudy Fernandez missed 3pter. Rudy Fernandez finished the game with three 3pters on six attempts.
1984 was my last year in LA (left for San Diego that summer), and it wasn’t painful to be a Raider fan in LA in 1984.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I used to sell soda pop to people during Raider games
not a high paying job but spending a sunday watching them play in the Memorial Coliseum was a lot of fun
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 26, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
The Raiders were my team growing up
But I’d probably be happiest to see Chargers success at this point.
PS Love the new look on your blog
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Football: Not really a fan of any team. Mostly Pittsburgh and Green Bay, but I don’t have problems with a number of other teams like Eagles, Chargers, Seahawks, …
Baseball: Not really a big fan of baseball. If I had to choose, Yankees.
Yankees? ugh.
That’s like rooting for Goliath over David. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
Really? Reverse Randy Newman?
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Everyone else is short
It is nothing but bald spots and cleavage from up here.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Aug 26, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It is funny either way!
Hahaha!
*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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they should make him a player-coach
LMAO!
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
by idoltime on Aug 26, 2009 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
all players rejoice as practice becomes optional
"There are a few teams you have to watch out for in the fourth quarter."
"Yeah, but Portland definitely is not one of them."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters at the end of the third quarter with the Hornets leading 74-59. Portland later ends up winning 97-89.
"They don't mind him shooting that shot at all. Rudy Fernandez is not that great of a 3pt shooter."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters right after a Rudy Fernandez missed 3pter. Rudy Fernandez finished the game with three 3pters on six attempts.
by Tofu Anonymous on Aug 26, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
really?
we’re sitting here.. he’s supposed to be the franchise player-coach.. and u sitting here waiting to talk about practice?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
by idoltime on Aug 26, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
that's it!!
AI signs for a one year deal with loser team X and then signs as player-coach for the L.kers after phil retires next summer! It would be the greatest thing imaginable.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Rubio signs with Barcelona
Barcelona pays a buyout of 3.7 million Euros, approximately $5.3 million, to Joventut Badalona.
Rubio will sign a six-year agreement that contains an NBA buyout in 2011.
Absolutely sure?
No more Rubio for a long time, huh?
*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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I guess it is a good thing for Minny that they drafted two guards then.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
or four or five
"There are a few teams you have to watch out for in the fourth quarter."
"Yeah, but Portland definitely is not one of them."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters at the end of the third quarter with the Hornets leading 74-59. Portland later ends up winning 97-89.
"They don't mind him shooting that shot at all. Rudy Fernandez is not that great of a 3pt shooter."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters right after a Rudy Fernandez missed 3pter. Rudy Fernandez finished the game with three 3pters on six attempts.
by Tofu Anonymous on Aug 26, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Put it in a FanShot, so people don't complain the good stuff stays in the junk
by Norsktroll on Aug 26, 2009 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I really hope you're not self-hyping anyone else's junk
A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
A trey is actually a playing card or die or domino having three pips. - pipgras on July 31, 2009 9:22 PM PDT
2000.9?
Middle school math teachers everywhere are wiping the tears off of their TI-85s.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
It is a big graphing calculator
And my middle school math teacher was adamant about use of the word “and” when writing out numbers. “And” represents the decimal point, so two thousand and 9 equals 2000.9. Two thousand nine is 2009.
I guess we don’t write checks anymore, so for the most part who cares?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
back in my day
we just upgraded from the ti-81 to ti-82
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by Philthyanimal on Aug 26, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
i had a ti 83 then a ti 86
i know they had a 84 but i have never heard of or seen a 85
fire nate before its too late
Ti85s were all the rage when I was a kid. There was an illicit game where you played as a pimp/drug dealer and tried not to get killed that only worked on the 85. It got me through AP Calculus. Yes, all the rich kids had their Ti86s, but none of them were selling a digital OZ while everyone else was working on their distillation labs.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Drug Wars.
classic. i wasn’t good enough at math to be in the classes using a graphing calculator so I had to play Drug Wars on a friend’s calculator.
by DrivetheLane on Aug 26, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Shoot. I knew someone on here would remember the title of the game. I was over-complicating it.
Does it make you a bad person if you get nostalgic thinking about a calculator game called drug wars? I hope not.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think that makes you a bad person.
if we didn’t have that computer game, we would have had to sell drugs for real. And that might not have turned out so well.
by DrivetheLane on Aug 26, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
my brother got in trouble for playing drug wars
then re named everything a fruit name in the program.
fire nate before its too late
I just bought a TI-84 for my daughter for her statistics class.
Now I’m bummed. I could have had a TI-85!
I have a ti200 voyage. Widescreen and full qwerty
So it’s super easy to spell “boobless”
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 26, 2009 10:03 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Matlab/Mathematica/Maple FTBW
no mention of the 92
engineering students with huge backpacks are weeping
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I don't like football anymore.
the glorification of violence became too much for me. Plus the game stopped being interesting to me.
favorite baseball team is the Mariners of course. Langerhans with another walk off homer last night, his second in like 2 weeks or something.
Here’s a video about football vs baseball. I can’t really tell what side Carlin is on, but he explains why I prefer baseball and don’t much like football.
Summer's Almost Gone...
I think my summer was over before it even started. I didn’t vacation anywhere; I left town maybe twice.
I’m a bears fan. I watch every sunday at claudias with a group of older guys, all from chicago. It’s a little more like a tribal gathering where we discuss all kinds of topics in the setting of our love for football. If the bears in their game, we sing the fight song to the bar. Last year only two of us were watching one of the late games… we still sang even though I felt like an idiot.
Hey Evil
U of Montana, I believe is pretty well known for their English/Literature/Journalism school (that’s what I have heard, but I might be wrong). Did you consider going there?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I thought about it
It was down my list though (I wanted to get out of montana). The journalism school is really good and I would have most likely followed that avenue. My number two school was Reed. But, I only applied to one college. I was accepted in early december, and called everything else good. I didn’t worry about any of my other applications, and pretty much phoned in the rest of my high school career. I ended up going to a crazy place, unique compared to all other college educations: www.sjca.edu
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I get that
I left MT two weeks after graduating from high school, but I did go back and finish up my school at UM. At that time they had just finished up building their big business school, and I had a great experience. Missoula is fun college town.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
My buddy that I hang with here (who I happened to go to high school with) was in the business school at UM. I’ve only been in MT for about 3 weeks since I left for college (2001). I certainly miss parts of it, but it’s not really a fiscally sound destination for me. I’m at the age, where my friends are starting to become “forward-thinking, getting hitched, and stop drinking”. I’ll have to start going back to watch weddings and what not…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions
My sister just went back for a little bit
She sent pictures, and everyone in the background looks the exactly the same as they did 25 years ago. It is kinda funny.
BTW – you don’t have to give up drinking in order to think forward and get hitched :)
I get the paper, so I don't care!
It’s very Spartan. There are no TV’s on campus, or any real student union areas. You eat, breath, and dream the great books. Everything in my life shifted. When I graduated and returned to “society” I realized I was an alien. There are some really great parts though. It’s just different, I guess. I tell my friends now, back in college, we used to go to the bars, get drunk and take turns reciting poetry around the bar table. This would go on for over an hour. We’d close the bar down in our rhyme; and sing polyphonic songs as we stumbled back to campus. Now, my friends here try to get me drunk just to see what kinds of crazy things i’ll say. I don’t sing anymore though no matter how drunk i get.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah, sorry, i’m working on a short alphabet this morning…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
it certainly seems like a different place
That constant immersion sounds really tough.
Also, singing while drunk is not that bad. Bring it back.
Oh, last summer, after a long bbq, I started getting all fired up about francis bacon and the shifts towards modern science. I pretty much started accusing everyone of being some kind of fascist keeper of the truth. I might have said things like “you don’t even know what virtue is”… my friends still make fun of me for it, so for the most i try to keep a lid on myself….
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Francis Bacon is a narcissist.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Both of them? The painter and the philosopher (I know yer hip to the visual arts)?
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I was referring to the philosopher, who I’m assuming you were as well…
Bacon the artist I know almost nothing about. I certainly like his art though. It’s creepy as hell.
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that’s where I was. There was a major write up a few months back on Bacon’s art in the NYTimes. There was a major exhibit somewhere in the city. It is pretty creepy though.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I went to the retrospective, but I didn’t read the article or any of the plaques up in the gallery. I prefer to keep my art experience, you know, visual.
The exhibit is (was?) really good. And really creepy, obviously.
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
On Wiki
It says no textbooks? Wow you probably saved a fortune on those god-forsaken things.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
No way. Do you know how much Aquinas’s Suma Thelogica costs? Due to publishing rights, I think it’s close to 200 dollars. And you only need it for a couple weeks. Newtons Principia is only published in one place these days. It’s like 80 bucks. It all adds up. I got smart after my first semester though, and would just check everything out at the library the first days of the semester…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
This is the only full version available on Amazon, and I’m pretty sure it’s not even a good edition…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
At least those are works of art that can be lovingly looked upon in your library 2nd door down the hall to the right of your den
Textbooks are just re-hashed from the previous year into special edition 5.7 and version 5.6 won’t work for the class.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Can you take notes on one of those things? I write all over my books.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes you can take notes on the Kindle. There is even a “the dog ate my homework”-lawsuit where a student sued Amazon after they had to delete a copy of a book that was published illegally and he claimed that killed his notes. http://www.tgdaily.com/content/view/43464/118/
Sony also has an eReader, don’t know which features it has. The main appeal of the Kindle is the amount of books and the free online loading service. Those devices are here to stay.
The “iReader” is just the long-rumored tablet screen that Apple is allegedly launching this fall. Any day now. Or – sometime.
I am not sure how much money students can save
I doubt publishers will be willing to drop the price too much. The precedence of high prices has already been set, and students are forced to pay. Cutting out the costs of publishing an actual book only increases their margin.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I just beat three Johnnies at croquet
I thought that was SJC’s sport!
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Aug 26, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I've always loved the Raiders
stickum, and the Mad Stork, and Just Win Baby. They may never be good again in my lifetime but they were great for awhile
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
awesome in their glory years
I didn’t like them but I respected them. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
For the next jersey update
the Blazers will follow in the Ducks footsteps and get diamon plated jerseys with reflective numbering.
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by Philthyanimal on Aug 26, 2009 10:01 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
and with small, paper thin embedded video screens a la EW
with highlights from previous games looped over and over
I don't follow football at all
My pappy is a Bronco’s fan (he was born in Denver), so I somewhat say YAY when they win, and I was born in Seattle, so I say GO SEAHAWKS if I remember to do so that morning.
Otherwise, I don’t watch or follow any sort of football.
Camping is cool....
We’ve only been once this summer, but have a full week of it planned for late September. Kids are in school, the weather is almost always perfect them, and the bugs are on the decline. Car camping in a tent on a secluded alpine lake.
The fishing is good, and the hiking is even better. Now that’s a little bit of heaven.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
ever go camping at mirror lake on mt hood?
its better to find your own area but the forrest service doesnt like when you do
fire nate before its too late
We usually stick to areas around Mt. Adams....
just because there are fewer people. When we go camping, we like to be around as few people as possible.
But I have heard some great things about Mirror Lake in the past……
The Forest Service shouldn’t mind if you camp in areas other than official campgrounds. For many years they advocated dispersed camping practices….as long as you follow a “leave no trace” ethic and don’t have a camp fire if there is a burn ban in effect (or within 100 feet of water).
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Aug 26, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
PED testing in schools now
I remember back in high school in the early nineties, there were football players doing it. It seems strange there are only a few positive tests.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
This is multi-dimensional. I think he has covered just about ever base on can cover
*Flannel – very grunge, AK1984 would approve
*Flannel buttoned to the top – very Vatos locos forever, man!
*Sweatshirt – a touch of jock
*Black thick rimmed glasses – either intellectual or hipster mod
*Hair – classic hip hop
*Red Hair – very Malcom X
*Earring – I don’t know what that is, but it is mesmerizing
*Is that an eyebrow peircing?
*Old-skool game boy – respecting his elders, i guess, not sure. Maybe it is a throwback to the Clock-rocker Flavor-Flav
What am I missing?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
you're missing the fact that he looks
almost exactly like Spike Lee.
by DrivetheLane on Aug 26, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Worst Junk Drawer Topic EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
peace out homies…i gotta roll to a meeting but see you all after the noons
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
the topic should have been
what is your dream storyline for an episode of the BRP sitcom on ABC.
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by Philthyanimal on Aug 26, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I want to see your rough drafts
by noon on Friday. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
That eagles/beagles joke never gets old. How many times do you think Mark Schlereth has claimed he was the one that came up with that?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
If you are comparing me to a maimed and/or murdered rat, I feel and probably look like one right now sitting in this brick apartment building. I’m thinking about going to the library just to take in the AC.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
it’s been awhile. i was dipping into nihilism in yesterday’s jd—If you were around I would have remembered all the clouds are silver lined…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I picked up this screen name in a JD in which PAE/TIR was busy impersonating everyone. Of the two screennames, this one is the “evil” one.
"What kind of liberation would that be to forsake an absurdity which is logical and coherent and to embrace one which is illogical and incoherent?" -JJ
by Knightblewphroot on Aug 26, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
how can you tell the difference?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Fine-tuned instruments built to determine gradations of evil.
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
oh here it is
I’m going to guess that nbf is -4 and kbp is -9
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
That’s the one. But it’s more like -6 and -7.
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
nbf, you don’t subscribe to the green portion of this meter do you? I would guess you’d like something all read, with gas-tankish empty to full.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
good doesn't exist
only evil, apathy, and ignorance
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
aka all of the above
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
In between that and googling myself, I don’t know how I have time to get anything done.
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
googling yourself doesn’t mean what you think it does
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
The web says it does.
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate Googling myself
So I don’t.
I can’t give any other details about my wife (aside from she is a lawyer in California) because even by knowing her first name you can Google her and get directions to where she works as the first link on a Google search.
It’s so easy to e-stalk people…
I have honest to god never googled myself and I do not think i ever will.
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a friggin' nobody
And there’s too much crap about me online.
Or at least easy way to learn past history. Yuck. At least my name(s) are common-esque so it is harder to wade through.
I’m serious about my wife though… you Google her first name + lawyer + California, and the first link is her full name and directions to her work.
Melanie was creeped out by that.
by Mortimer on Aug 26, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
She didn't take my last name
She’s a fool, a FOOL I tell you!
She has a cool last name, so I don’t mind it, but her friends thought she should switch since my last name is bad-ass.
BAD.
ASS.
Is Hobokiller all one word, or did your parent hyphenate it?
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think I’m gonna google that one
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
HA HA HA
Now all I have to do is google her, rent a car, and drive for, uh, a couple thousand miles. Given the traffic patterns in CA and NY I can probably expect to show up at her work just as she’s changed jobs.
WELL PLAYED
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd be more worried about annoying phone calls
But man I hope she can change jobs!
Her place of employment sucks donkeys.
You heard it from me first
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
i hate googling myself
because nothing ever shows up except for famous people with a similar name. it’s kinda sad for me. i figured i’d be world famous by the age of 27 after all.
by DrivetheLane on Aug 26, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I googled myself once when I started to fool aroung with facebook
I thought I have a pretty unusual name only to find I am 12th century playwright,a well know photographer and a 20 year old who got arrested in AZ last week.
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, the only other “me” is in jail in Alabama
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
o christ he’s like beetlejuice
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Bwahahaha
The greatest trick Da Roybot ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist
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The more things you say the more I want to perform an exorcism.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
no, I'm done with it for now
and yes I’m outing myself
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
wow... I never would have guessed!
It’s like the one episode of Scooby Doo where it was not obvious who did it
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you darn kids…
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and boredom
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s all about misdirection
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oh look shiny things…
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I didnt make da roybot
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 26, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Lost wasn't in there as far as I could tell.
that is a hard graph to follow. but it is all swirly with color, which is nice.
by DrivetheLane on Aug 26, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
maybe they figured since they'd have to
make multiple lines for different characters (because the show doesn’t follow one line) it was too much work and they just said forget it.
by DrivetheLane on Aug 26, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
i gave up trying to process
Lost at some point early in season 3 I think. I decided it would be better to just let it all wash over me and interpret it afterwards. I did love that finale though. I have no idea where they’re gonna take it. I have a few wacky ideas but I kinda hope I’m wrong. I like the surprise.
by DrivetheLane on Aug 26, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm kind of mad at the writers
I wasn’t too happy with how they treated John Locke.
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 26, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The best time travel movie ever is ...
Twelve Monkeys.
I like Back to the Future more, though, but it uses time travel as a plot device rather than a theme.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
by AK1984 on Aug 26, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Time Bandits
That Star Trek with the Whale was pretty cool too
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 26, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't see Doctor Who
did I miss it?
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 26, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright, I’ve never responded to a JD topic in this way, but, hey, why not do it for Sophia?
Did you miss me? Terribly.
How has your summer been? Have you vacay’d anywhere? I spent about a month in Ireland doing research, which is barely a vacation. I went to Portland for two weeks and almost died of relaxing. I also took a trip to Chicago but that was not a real vacation, either. Oh, and I went to the Hamptons, where a lot of people were on vacation, but I was working.
What is your favorite football team? Unfortunately it’s the Colts.
Do you watch baseball? What is your favorite baseball team? Yes’m. My favorite team is the Bless You Boys from the Sarajevo of the States.
How bout you, Sophia, are we to assume your favorite team is the M’s, or do you follow your raiderlust with an appropriate allegiance to the hated A’s?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 11:52 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm glad you don't like the Giants
It would suck to have to hate you.
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Aug 26, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
> How has your summer been? Have you vacay’d anywhere?
temp job (coming up on 1 yr duration) doesn’t allow for vacation. I am tired.
> I went camping twice, which is a lot for me. Can’t say i’ll go camping anytime soon.
I’d go camping more if I was better at it.
> What is your favorite football team?
I grew up as a Rams fan and disowned them when they moved to St Louis (Anaheim was bad enough). I’ve liked the Chargers since pre-merger times because my sister lives in San Diego, and I thought Lance Alworth and Keith Lincoln were great.
> I’m a Raiders fan. Before you get all indignant , remember, it’s quite painful these days to be a Raiders fan.
Yes, that is a tough row to hoe. Is it all the Cryptkeeper’s fault? Will they improve when he dies?
> Do you watch baseball? What is your favorite baseball team?
I love baseball, especially on the radio and in person. Baseball is the sport that brings fathers and sons together, more than any other. I would say I am a Mariners fan first and a Dodgers fan second.
> Have a great week!
Same for you! – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
Football teams
In the NFL, the Seahawks. In college, the Ducks by a slim beak over the Beavers, but I like them both. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
For college football
I always root for Oregon teams against outsiders… I don’t have a dog in that race otherwise, so for a Civil War game I just root for the under dogs.
I was born while my pappy was at U-Dub so we always rooted for the Huskies, and then Oregon teams in general.
Pitchfork's top ten songs of 00's
So Pitchfork put together a top ten list and I thought I’d put it here so people could rip it apart:
10 Arcade Fire – “Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels)” (2004)
09 Animal Collective – “My Girls” (2009)
08 Radiohead – “Idioteque” (2000)
07 Missy Elliott – “Get Ur Freak On” (2001)
06 Yeah Yeah Yeahs – “Maps” (2003)
05 Daft Punk – “One More Time” (2000)
04 Beyoncé [ft. Jay-Z] – “Crazy in Love” (2003)
03 M.I.A. (Feat. Bun B and Rich Boy) – “Paper Planes (Diplo Remix)” (2007)
02 LCD Soundsystem – “All My Friends” (2007)
01 OutKast – “B.O.B.” (2000)
Notable omissions from where I stand:
- Islands – “The Arm” (2008)
- Bill Callahan – “Sycamore” (2007)
- Kanye West – “Jesus Walks” (2004)
- Jay-Z – “Lucifer” (2003)
- Li’l Wayne – “Lollipop” (2008)
Any others I’m missing?
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:27 PM PDT reply actions
Criteria? I don’t know where to even begin with this…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
“best”
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Their top 500 was all sorts of weird… I didn’t agree with the placement of alot of it
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
#‘s 5 and 2 really bug me. #1 was unexpected, to say the least. I don’t mind a lot of the artists they picked but the track choices are bizarre.
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It's Pitchfork
They make it intentionally bizarre and irritating.
I THINK THIS TOP 500 LIST DESERVES A 8.3 OVER A 8.1, FOR SURE.
by Mortimer on Aug 26, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
At least drunk kids have something to yell about.
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
- I’m fine with since BOB seems to get better with time which is so rare for a hip-hop song…
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I thought “Chicago” by Sufjan Stevens should have cracked the top ten… I thought there list was a little techno heavy
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I think BOB is almost inarguable because no one wants to diss it because it is a really good song. Lack of Sufjan/Smog/Elliott Smith/any folksy fellow/female was conspicuous.
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Elliot Smith did his best work in the 90s
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Doesn’t mean there aren’t excellent tracks on Basement and New Moon.
You hating on Let’s Get Lost, King’s Crossing, et. al.? Because those would be fighting words, friend.
And BTW, Smog did his best work in the nineties, too.
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I didnt think anything that was figure 8 or later was worth much
I guess we will have to fight
I dont even know who Smog is
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
And if you maintain that Basement is no good, than fight we must.
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Smog—not my cup of tea
are we going bare knuckle on this, or are we going to do fist wraps dipped in glass? It may seem like a minor detail, but I need to know.
On a side note, I mainly listened to Elliott Smith when I was in a long standing funk. I dont listen to anything he did on a regular basis currently, so I am not the definitive source on Mr Smith.
Heatmiser>>Elliott Smith (just stoking the flames with that one.)
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Eh, the heatmiser comment doesn’t really bother me. I like Quasi a lot, too.
I like Smog because he sounds just like Middle-aged Lou Reed. And if you mention that to someone who really likes Smog, they flip out.
As for the fight, I wish we could set out fists on fire somehow…hmm…call me a dreamer, but what do you think?
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
sounds pretty easy and will make for a quicker fight
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I don't see any Nickelback either
This is not a list I can agree with.
by Mortimer on Aug 26, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You’ll be really disapointed by the omission of Creed then
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You did a really good impression of that guy.
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
And where is Saves the Day? And Unkle Krakker (sp?)?
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I still wear my "saves the day" studded punk belt I got from Hot Topic every day
For Pitchfork to ignore their contribution not only to music, but being the MUSIC FOR OUR GENERATION, is on par with the holocaust.
are you hating on saves the day?
they had some good stuff in the late 90s and even the seemingly misfits inspired “stay what you are”, but everything after that was awful
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Yes, I am hating on saves the day. It takes a big man to hate on 00’s Elliott Smith and then call someone out for hating on Saves the Day. Kudos.
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I wont defend a great deal of Saves the Day’s catalog, but I will definitely go on record as saying everything past figure 8 was not all that great
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
not from pitchfork
they have been known to edit ratings for albums once they get good or get bad
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
its ok
I will get us some fresh v necks and we can start a malnourished gangster rap crew and we will be back on top
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Damn you! I wanted it!
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I think one of those
half satin-half mesh 3/4 sleeve jerseys cut to show off your abs would also work.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Now you're trying to make me look bad!
I am too out of shape to be baring my mid-riff, even ironically.
I say, open chest hair, with racing stripes shaved in.
let’s grow neckbeards instead
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
That would be nice, actually!
I can shave my face every day but my neck is super sensitive… so I just stubble everything normally.
A neckbeard-fashion would solve everything in my life. EVERYTHING.
Chicago, I think is #49…
This, I think is the logic behind BOB:
But really, do we have any other choice? “B.O.B.” is not just the song of the decade— it is the decade. Appropriately, the contemporary hip-hop act most in tune with the Afro-Futurist philosophies of Sun Ra, George Clinton, and Afrika Bambaataa, wound up effectively crafting a fast-forwarded highlight-reel prophecy of what the next 10 years held in store. The title— aka “Bombs Over Baghdad”, a phrase that sounded oddly anachronistic in 2000, sadly ubiquitous two and a half years later— is only the start of it. In “B.O.B”’s booty-bass blitzkrieg, we hear an obliteration of the boundaries separating hip-hop, metal, and electro, setting the stage for a decade of dance/rock crossovers.
I don’t think I realize the potential to be celebrated as a prophet. Over the next few weeks, I should predict every NBA team as becoming the champion in the following season. Looking back we can then reap my brilliant foresight.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Do it in a seperate post in a seperate thread each
So when you link to it a year from now, it won’t be easy to find the evidence showing you predicted it for everyone.
You see, with gilbert arenas coming back, there is no doubt the Wizards grab the title this year. I know, it’s only August, but I’ll say it right now: The Washington Bullets are the champs for the 2009-2010 Season.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice!
Now in tomorrow’s junk, do the next team on the list.
I hope it is someone like the Bullets who win (if not us), to make the prediction all the more mindblowing.
I’ll need to keep a log. Excel Spreadsheet!
The potency of this is like a container at the back of your fridge that has gone blue-ish gray. I can’t wait, in nine months we’ll open the lid on this.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this plan
BUT, since it’s gotta be done right, you should re-post this prediction somewhere else so there is NO evidence of us discussing what you’re doing in the same thread as the prediction.
Know what I mean?
Plus, any number of these JD’s could get deleted. I need to be careful.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
You could
throw ’em in at the end of now-dead regular threads.
They won’t be deleted, and no one will comment on what you’re doing.
Better, found a place in context:
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/8/25/1002477/new-si-power-rankings
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
And I betcha
There will be 29 more such threads trying to predict who will win the Finals next year, before the season starts.
Plenty of time to make 1 prediction for each team per “who will win it all?” thread.
I think contemporary music culture is shifting towards a celebration of dance music along the lines of the disco era. Looking at the top 20 and especially with Yeah Yeah Yeahs and animal collective as high as they are, I suspect in all seriousness all hipsters really want to do, is DANCE!
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
If you need to dance, you listen to Kurtis Blow. That’s what he was invented for.
Although I have a hard time imagining people dancing to “Maps,” you make a valid point. My thought is that music just isn’t any good anymore and what are all these kids doing on my lawn? What do they think the sidewalk is for?
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll bring the cardboard and set of D batteries. You bring tape deck and mic/turn tables. Someone can get the spray paint and we’ll bring back the four elements of hip hop.
I would guess in two years pitchfork will tell us MGMT was the greatest band that lived in a permanent state of hipster irony.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
These. are. the BREAKS.
Break it up, break it up, break it UP!
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, don’t push me, cuz I’m close to the eeeedge.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The Breaks > The Message
Q.E.D.
But it is close. Reeeeaaal close.
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
That thing is going to give me a seizure
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 26, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe two of the worst managers I ever worked with are now a VP at RIM (Blackberry) and a CFO at a division of Nokia
Shaking my head. Proves once again that arrogant self-confidence and lack of insight into your own stupidity and inability can prevail against all odds. Or the hiring manager thought “cool, that guy is completely harmless to me” which isn’t the way to build a top company but could be useful for survival.
Ricky Gervais once compared the contemporary workplace to Australia, in that, there are so few natural predators a bunch of useless marsupials are allowed to thrive. I don’t spend a day at work without thinking about that.
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Aug 26, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I worked with a lawyer once, who, before he had taken to drink and whoring around, was actually
a VP at American Airlines. He used to tell me that you’d think people at the top of major corporations would have something special going for them, but as far as he could tell there were just as many complete schmucks running things at the top as there were emptying trash cans at the bottom.
i once had a place hire a new supervisor
Who was making almost twice what I was and tell me to train him,after a week of that nonsense I quit and it blew up in thier face.
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
how would that effect the hobo meat market?
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
It would destroy it.... for now
I am more than willing to absorb a huge dip in hobo meat futures, for the chance to reduce LA’s population to only 4 million.
so I should sell my hobo futures now?
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
A hobo isnt much of a future anyway.
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
by low yield you mean they are usually scrawny?
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Vacation, Football, and Baseball
I went to Sunriver for 10 days.
My football team is the Redskins.
My baseball team is the Red Sox (not bandwagon though – been a fan since before the Carl Everett spitting days).
Also, I am a pround new owner of 3 new fantasy football teams – all of which I fully expect to dominate.
I am the law!
Image fail
http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2009/08/when-poodles-are-transformed-into.html
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too many great things to post just one anyways
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
doesn’t take the force to feel that today
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
prefer the jr size?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Do you hear that a lot?
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 26, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
This reminds me...
say hi to your Mother for me
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
oooooo sn-.. hey... wait
I’m not sure how I’m being dissed yet.
If I am saying that, well, I get that diss.
If i am hearing it.. then am i hearing it from someone with something that is jr. sized?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I don't know I just wanted to be part of the conversation
I’m so lonely
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 26, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
aaaaaww.. STy
buck up lil guy! Wanna a sundae?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I want a Watermellon
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 26, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
And some lotion
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 26, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
okay
Seedless Watermelon or do you like to spit em?
And what kind of lotion? Jergens.. Coppertone.. Cocoa Butter..
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Seedless Watermellon
and some Super Glide
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 26, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
you got it!
but I really hope these are unrelated requests.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Shhhh....
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 26, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It's all about Cetaphil for lotion.
Jeff Pendergraph will go beast mode all over your face
by chalupa king on Aug 26, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I know a guy who microwaves avacados
Just saying
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
(Not to get too political here, but I found that funny)
by Norsktroll on Aug 26, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
What Obama shoulda' done
Is say the cost of it all would be like 50 million and only last a few weeks.
Once ya get it approved, you can go hog wild and worry about it all later.
Haha, no I ain't seen it yet
Semi-familiar with the story from the specials on the History channel that came on when the movie came out though.
(In short: I wasn’t trying to do a reference but I like the reference now that I didn’t mean to do it)
It’s a good movie, and his tactics were similar. He started requesting a two-fold appropriations increase for covered CIA operations in Afghanistan from $5 to $10 million, and before he was finished he had raised it to $300 or even $500 million. While involving unlikely allies like Israel, Egypt and Saudi Arabia to support him and match some of his funds.
Hee hee, I guess I've done that too
“Sure, I can get that done for $1000”.
CUT TO: 2 WEEKS LATER
“Well, we all want to do this right, and we’ve done so much already it’d be a shame to let it go to waste. I need $5000 more”.
History… what is this history you speak of? Here in AMERICA we live in the present… looking back is for losers and looking forward is for geeks
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I would laugh at this if it wasn't seriously disturbing
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
by BlazerFan1 on Aug 26, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just want government out of my medicare
I AM SICK OF THEM FAT CATS IN WASHINGTON MUCKIN’ ABOUT WITH MY SOCIAL SECURITY AND MEDICARE.
Irony:
DONT KILL MY GRANDMOTHER WITH YOUR SOCIALIST NAZI DEATH PANELS ! AND DONT YOU DARE TOUCH MY MEDICARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
Military Industrial Complex
largest discretionary part of the US budget.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
NBF is in my drawer
I feel special
;-)
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The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
by BlazerFan1 on Aug 26, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
funny how the cool aid is red
whats THAT supposed to mean
s
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
I'm going to mark it on my calendar
I have Corvid’s and Fanfaraway’s menstrual cycle marked down; soon I’ll know when to be nice to EVERY Lady Bedger.
by Mortimer on Aug 26, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
you might be able to sell copies of that calendar
but not to me, I’m always nice.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
It's flat out just plain ol' good info to have on hand.
by Mortimer on Aug 26, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can you all syncronize over the internet?
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
whatever, i still look/feel great even if im on my period
and just for the record, all men have hormonal changes and fluxuations.
S
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
Niiiiiice one
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Aug 26, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Shake my head in confusion
“must b his time of the month”
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The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
Come on now. Let’s agree here, once and for all, we fluctuate between bare-chested Chuck Norris and Harmonica playing Charles Bronson.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
that is disgusting
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
Listen, mother nature is a mean one—I’ve got nothin’ to do with it, I swear.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
If you get a chanch read
The renowned nureoligist,endocronoligist Dr Dean Falk,she has a interesting take on the subject
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
The book is braindance and
The chapter in question is “boy brains,girl brains”.she pisses off some feminists and the Rush linbaugh types as well but it is soild science.
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
I’ve never had the stereotypical PMS either. All I do is clean out junk drawers and rearrange closets.
How do you clean out a junk drawer when it has over 1000 comments?
Jeff Pendergraph will go beast mode all over your face
by chalupa king on Aug 26, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too
And for the record, I’m snarky every day of the month. My particular brand of PMS involves cleaning up junk drawers and rearranging closets.
Ugh. SBN posting nightmare.
Neither of the comments showed up for me when I posted them. I’m SO embarrassed.
i just had sorry we cant post that now box show up
And I didnt post any thing?
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
this is the WORST JD conversation EVER
i should have stop at your great comment on marking the Lady Bedgers cycle on your MSFT Outlook Calendar
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
but only on our regular days off
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 26, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
"The Curse" 12 month calender- Now for sale : Year 1955-1956
WIth daily tips on how to placate your overly sensitive woman peers.
A must have for every male in this modern day and age.
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
by BlazerFan1 on Aug 26, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
eff
“women peers”
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
I’ve already got one for werewolves—not sure how to overlap the two…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL the same calender can b used just as long as he can count
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
Morty Jr is good eatin!
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 26, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
brainwashing children into communism?
I always went for the purple stuff myself.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Purple drank!
Can’t say I really have any preference to kool aid flavors myself though.
Jeff Pendergraph will go beast mode all over your face
by chalupa king on Aug 26, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm… I’m gonna load up on the red stuff.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
Yeah , that red dude is actually Che reincarnated
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
by BlazerFan1 on Aug 26, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
best Che quote
"If you tremble indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine."
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
1
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The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
ok, just curious, I clicked on a link from the twitter feed, and suddenly your blog wasn’t all feministy like it was… I guess it was time to redecorate
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
it's still sophiabrugato.blogspot.com : women sports politics, in that order
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
yeah, it used to be just women… and there’s shiny colors now too
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ooohhh shiny colors
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
uh, no it didn't
shows how much u care about me and my blog!
(buries face in hands)
(crying)
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The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
have some ice cream and leave the men folk alone… this is what you get for original sin… TAKE IT
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
OH SHUT UP WITH THAT CATHOLIC GUILT!
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
I am what happens when you have a mother who listens to Catholic radio all day long but isn’t Catholic…
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All the Guilt, none of the confession.
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I am what happens when a tall 15 year old
Tells the priest if you lay a hand on me again Im going to kick your ass
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
tmi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Question to all the unemployed folk out there
What the heck do you do with all this free time? I’ve been unemployed for about half a week now, and all this free time is bothering me. The only productive thing I have to do is pack up my apartment in anticipation of my move.
Jeff Pendergraph will go beast mode all over your face
You could try out all the restaurants discussed in the front page article as long as you still have the savings/severance.
Well I'm moving back to Portland on Saturday
so I could start doing that next week.
Jeff Pendergraph will go beast mode all over your face
by chalupa king on Aug 26, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
you mean Blue Cross and Blue Shield?
lol yeah they are hiring actually
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The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
by BlazerFan1 on Aug 26, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, I know them
They are my insurer, and I agree with your assessment, since they want my family to die.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
i work for an insurance co.
dont hate me
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
I just call them ahead of time with procedure codes
To make sure they are covered. Then I call back the next day, and I ask the same questions. Then I call back they next day again, and I ask the person to read me the notes from the last two calls to make sure it is on record they will cover the procedure.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
hm, sounds like you are on top of it
well done, u do 100x more than most participants
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The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
"im sorry sir, although our foremost goal is to provide the highest quality of customer service I will not tolerate beligerant treatment and am forced to terminate this phone call. Have a great day!"
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
what do you say after you hang up the phone though?
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
no curse words allowed on blazersedge
but seriously , a couple weeks ago a guy told me to “get bent” and after the phone call i was literally rolling on the floor laughing
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The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
When I worked in a call center
We had a thing called, “penalty hold” for jerks. We’d say, “pardon me, let me check on this for you.” Then, we’d leave them on hold for about 5 or 10 minutes. It was a good time to check email and whatnot.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I put the name “Death Panels” out there for the new kickball team that’s forming.. It was met with crickets…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
At least "team JC" wasn't suggested
lol
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
my current fall back for a team name is Mike’s Pet Project… your welcome to steal it
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been pushing The Unicorns and Team Logger. I’m trying to get away from ironic kickball names.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Team logger works if you all agree to wear flannel to all your games
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what I said
I’d also like to see the women attempt to grow beards.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
See, that seems like a good idea now…. but when they do it you’ll regret it, it’s really CREEPY
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trust me, I’ve seen it
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, I don’t know if I could stand a weekly dose of Flap Jacks…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s carb loading… nothing wrong with that
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to have a gf who was on a girls softball team
Called the “head hunters”.
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I have been learning how to write some programs for Macs
it is slow going but it is cool
I have also been doing some signal analysis on cycling power files to try and do some meaningful filtering
I also sleep like 12hrs a day
Are you off to grad school now?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
No grad school yet.
I backed away from applying last minute last year. I’m going to apply this year though. Hopefully all that lab experience will help me out.
Unfortunately my body is still used to waking up at 8 or 9 in the morning, so it’s hard for me to do the whole 12 hrs of sleep thing.
Jeff Pendergraph will go beast mode all over your face
by chalupa king on Aug 26, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
it will come with practice
I do less before noon than most people do all day
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I'm sure I can get back into the swing of things.
I used to be able to sleep 12 hours a day no problem back in my unproductive high school days.
Jeff Pendergraph will go beast mode all over your face
by chalupa king on Aug 26, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
when i was unemployed (thankfully I’m not anymore) I exercised like a mad man…12+ mile runs, long long bike rides… lost 20 pounds got into good shape, then got another desk job and watched it all whither away
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
..... apply for jobs?
lol
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
what a terrible approach to take to the glorious world of unemployment
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
i mean, i suppose it depends
on who you are… i spent all the time not in interviews sending out resumes and then at the park w/ my son.
it was great
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The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
I'll probably get around to the whole applying for jobs soon
but I’m going to take most of September off. This is the first real break I’ve had in about 5 years, so I really want to take advantage of it. If worse comes to worse and I can’t find a job up in Portland, I’ll just move back down to Eugene and work in my lab again. They’ve given me an open invitation to come work for them again whenever I want.
Jeff Pendergraph will go beast mode all over your face
by chalupa king on Aug 26, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahah YOU ARE MEAN!!!
how about if he did and was unsuccessful and just wanted to chill???
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
I am suposed to be retired but
I usually work mornings,if I feel like it
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
the internet is a great thing
youtube, facebook, blazer sedge, and spending time with my family i havent seen much of since 2004. but not in that order, and no i wont tell you the order
fire nate before its too late
I could tell you...
but that would be too much effort.
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Aug 26, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Dave is a biter!!!...he stole Philthy's JD on restaurants
…his main page post should be name, "The Official Blazersedge ‘I Went to Portland and All I Got Was This Lousy Heartburn’ because the Unofficial Blazersedge
Junk Drawer: Favorite Restaurant Edition 3/29
by Philthy didn’t seem to have enough suggestions."
i got your back philthy, over and over and over.
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
by broyposse on Aug 26, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
LMAO
wow , so true
hmm seems like DAVE is out of touch with the REAL blazersedgers
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The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
does he even read BEdge?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I highly doubt it
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
i heard from a lil' bird that he doesn't like the JD'ers...
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
that bird is bigger than u!
r u sure u weren’t telling IT secrets?
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The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
by BlazerFan1 on Aug 26, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
the only secret i tell that bird is that you poker hand SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
how many times did u have 2 buy in ?
lol
The Princess of Blazersedge
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel
none...i never put money in the pot but took chips;)
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Oh, I wanted to take those chips from you...
I read that email and instantly wanted to be back home for the night.
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
I took all of her money
She was begging me to stop…but I show no mercy.
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Aug 26, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Two birds can keep a secret, if:
mmmm…. Delicious
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
That insurance claim or court hearing could get interesting
http://www.break.com/index/chick-takes-guy-for-a-ride.html
This woman not only hits a guys car after she cuts him off in a parking garage (happened before the clip starts) but as he writes down her license plate she runs him over and takes him on the hood for a ride. Looks just like in the movies.
BTW, AK...that little big comment/rant you made in the last JD regarding Social Security was fantastic...
even though i don’t agree with it all because i like old people
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
you said:
even though i don’t agree with it all because i like old people
i read:
even though i don’t agree with it all because i am not a sociopath
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
by idoltime on Aug 26, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, I was kind of hard on old people there.
The age in which people can withdraw Social Security needs to be raised, though, and not just to 70, but rather 75. So long as people save accordingly, they can sustaint themselves through early retirement with funds they’ve built up in their accounts over time.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
thats a tough one
whether someone agrees or disagrees with you, i think you should take into account that most people in retirement or nearing retirement now are from a different generation that thought that the govt and their company would take care of them through social security and employer paid pensions. long gone are those days. so while i agree that people should be responsible for their own retirement, doing so to those people now would be a little deceitful. plus…i’d hate to screw the generation who has gone through the great depression and now this one.
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by Philthyanimal on Aug 26, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
although i'm from oakland originally i'm not a raiders fan
they were in LA when i lived there, LA is Zachin’ Zached up, i was a 49ers fan casually as a kid, mostly an As fan, although i don’t really follow baseball anymore. Camping is fun.
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Newspapers knew since 1981 that some kind of Internet was coming, but also didn't know how to monetize it. And they still don't.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WCTn4FljUQ
Funny quotes: “No pictures, comics, and ads”. “We’re not in it to make money, we’re probably not going to lose a lot, but we’re not gonna make much either.”
Via Sports Guy.
You poor soul… well, I guess there’s always options for getting out when you just can’t take it anymore
by The Arkitect on Aug 26, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone wonder what Seinfeld would have said about Facebook?
Here’s an interesting article about how Facebook has the power to ruin your friendships…
The show seems incredibly dated on reruns. I recently zapped into an old episode and they talked about going to see Schindler’s List.
It's all about Rochelle Rochelle - A young girl's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 26, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I will travel here in September for some work-vacation
Was here earlier in the summer for work-vacation.
You must have more frequent flyer miles than Nic
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Top one canada? You going back to Alberta?
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 26, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
They have old paddle steamer boats operating on the lake that were built between 1904 and 1927. I need to take a ride on one of these.
There is a town on the far side of Lake Chelan WA
That has ferry service only,1 truck to move building supplies and groceries and no cars.
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
The picture on top reminds me of Kashmir
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 26, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Bill Murray's son joins the Arizona Wildcats as assistant coach, however rumors that MJ and Bugs are moving in too unfounded
by Norsktroll on Aug 26, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
have u seen face jam?
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by Philthyanimal on Aug 26, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm hoping our lady Bedgers are a little bit more discreet...(not to steal Tinfoil's job but this was too good not to share...)
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
by broyposse on Aug 26, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
wow
that’s just……
she’s a classy lady for sure
also, that is going to get deleted
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
oh yeah, oops...should have put it in a link NSFW or JD
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Big funniness!
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
You got me checking.
27K. I need to get a life.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
should have just paintshopped out the naughty bits.
people probably would have gotten the gist with some words creatively blocked out.
i agree with you though, that was too funny not to post.
by DrivetheLane on Aug 26, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah...now that you mention photoshop, i wonder if it's real...
“What happens offline goes on Facebook” should be FB’s tag line
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
did you make it out alright the other night? hahahah
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
the night where you left your keys in the car and cursing up a storm
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
haha
yeah, i lost money on the deal but the other lead guitar player was there so they could start w/out me, i only miss a few songs at the begining, but my fam and friends tipped the most so that made up for my foibles i guess
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lost money as in i got payed less than popalock costed
not a high paying gig but lots of food and drinks, tasties.
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well i've been a venting little zach lately
can’t remember what i’ve bitched about to you last!!!
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i don't remember either...there were too many conversations
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
I have some "what happened to you after the gig?] stories
that would not last any longer in a JD than the fake facebook post above.
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
you two should trade stories...i heard one from Appel82 when he was blasted...
so just do it here in public…
i’m guessing my post won’t get deleted…or it will last until 11:59 pm tonight
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
It usually starts with
Can I give you a lift?
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
and appel82 usually tells me it's the waitress or bartender...
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
see my post above...
“michael” the love caver is appel82
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
that's the only reason to be here...if you can't talk to others, you can talk to yourself and feel like you are talking to others
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
by broyposse on Aug 26, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Once I got $15 on a gig but I parked in the wrong place
and my van was towed and I had to pay $200 to get it out of tow truck purgatory. Park carefully. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
ouch
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Aug 26, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahahahahah
That’s freaking hilarious. Real or not, too good.
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
i'm thinking it's not real...but people were pointing to her profile so they can FB friend request her...hahaha
what lady would say “the love cave between my legs” ??? That’s something Tom would say
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
it was in quotes.
perhaps that’s what the dude called it.
by DrivetheLane on Aug 26, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, meaning...who on earth would repeat it...hahahah
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
After he made it that way?
Or does she have kids?
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
what????? this comment will get deleted before my post
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Yep
I was going for it. I need one deleted, it hasn’t happened yet.
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
Just now? Or earlier?
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
Well, now I'll have another. :)
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
LOVE IT
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by Philthyanimal on Aug 26, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I just watched the first 5 minutes of Valkyrie, but it seems that it cant get any better than seeing what looks like Tom Cruises bullet ridden corpse. I feel like it will be all down hill from here and I should stop watching
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
It's kind of interesting.
But it does start off on a high note.
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
how is a bullet ridden Tom Cruise not a high note. That seems like the highest note.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Where's that delete button?
You don’t need it as bad as the lady above, but still!
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
misread
sorry
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
All good.
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
I'm going to transfer my old punk rock demos onto mp3 format
Hung Far Low (the band) is going to get revived!!!
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+1
to both
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
how about an anchor pool re when BRP's facebook post gets deleted?
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
never is my bet...it's a classic...plus Mods probably have an auto-word catching tool...and
since it’s an image…it won’t catch…plus, Mods can’t read
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
by broyposse on Aug 26, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can I just say that I made the wise decision to just let that one stay where it was?
I did tell everyone I know about it, though.
There's always money in the banana stand!
Now accessible for R rated comments at thetinfoil@gmail.com
i can't believe you tried to get fat...
you are soooo fat when you heard the oregon beaches were chilly, you ran outside with a bowl and spoon
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
I will cut you next time I am in Oregon
I was eating and drinking for pert near 2 weeks. I thought I should have a goal as well. I was at 193 this morning.
Flight delays suck
My spies in Lahaina tell me it has been brutal hot[mid 90’s?]the high 80’s nearly killed me.
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I worked up a sweat today shooting clay pigeons
Honolulu is always cooler than Maui, at least to me.
i'm in Maui next week!!!!!!!!!!!!!
any suggestions? been there before…wish i had a connection to the Grand W..or some other joint with a nice bar pool
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
i have a great connection with the Marriot
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
also the Aloha mixed plate behind Longs in Lahaina is a cheap and delicious
Local place,the beach’s in Kihei are the best
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
sweet...i love to use your connection for a pool pass or something...
i got two little kiddies so swimming in the ocean won’t last too long unless i never want to see them again…
what’s ur email…or email me…don’t worry, i’ll be good;)
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
I will,I have a really good friend who works admin there
and can get you a bro deal
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
nice...i love you
don’t worry what Dirty Socks has to say…you not knowing Paypal has nothing to do with your level of coolness
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Mailed ya a link
And I will give Maggie a heads up.
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
that place looks dope...i think i golf there but was too buz to remember...
oh, this is definitely date night for me and the wifey on one of the nights…
Thanks Tom…I love you dearly…no matter how fat you get.
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
We went for Breakfast it was awesome
I think I put a photo of my breakfast in an old JD.
Cajun Sashimi Ahi Benedict with Wasabi Hollandaise
holy
i just had a culinary orgasm.
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by Philthyanimal on Aug 26, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
nobody wants to hear that
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 26, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry
he said “Culinary”
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 26, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
see you all later!!! time to break some ankles...
when i get back and my post is still there, you all owe me lunch!!!
and i’ll hook up with So.Or by electronic transmission…excited? yes.i.am.
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Just started riding my bike to work, come home, turned on the computer and what'd I see?
KFC with a new sandwich. Bacon, cheese, special sauce in between TWO PIECES OF FRIED CHICKEN!!!!! This will be my reward after 1 month of riding. 
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
So I havent watched Shaq's show
is it any good?
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
i seen espn insider has a article i want to read
NBA Rumors: CP3/NOH dynamic a little icy
someone help me out
fire nate before its too late
Chris Paul said the trade of Rasual Butler to the Los Angeles Clippers affected him because he and Butler shared a unique relationship.
“Oh, man, to tell you the truth, that hurt me,” Paul told The Times-Picayune. “Rasual is my guy, somebody I’m really close to. Him and David West were the only two guys who’ve been on my team every year since I’ve been a rookie. But that kind of caught me off guard and hit close to home. He was my guy.”
Also in the rumors was this little nugget:
Terry Porter tells The Portland Tribune that two sit-downs with Blazers president Larry Miller “have been good, but very preliminary.”
Would he want to be coach for the Blazers or work in the front office?
“If it’s with the Blazers, my preference would be to do something that is meaningful for both sides,” he says. “The front office would be great, but we’ll have to wait and see.”
Jeff Pendergraph will go beast mode all over your face
by chalupa king on Aug 26, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
and have him teach jbaybay how to be a beast!
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
in other news
espn is reporting Indiana Pacers guard Mike Dunleavy says he could return from a severe knee injury earlier than expected.
now if indiana can just trade granger for blake and la can throw in walton
fire nate before its too late
maybe something like this?
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=nl6ou3
fire nate before its too late
i dont know anything about contracts.
is there any way portland could give la a contract like 5 12 13 14 15?
fire nate before its too late
I am for sure no lawyer
But I would be fine with Shav in the last roster spot and Pendergraph getting some D league time.
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear Sophia,
I have to admit I did miss you. I kept thinking where is BF1 and she must not like me anymore because she hasn’t been on in a coons age. BlazersEdge isn’t the same without you LOL’n.
It’s been a good summer although even though the record setting heat wave was rough.
I’m going camping this weekend and panning for gold. If I land a big nug I’ll buy you whatever you want (at the dollar store.) Camping can be a real chore. I hope you didn’t act like a total princess and drive everyone crazy with incessant demands and complaints.
My favorite NFL team is the Bengals. I liked ‘em since they had the stupidest helmets (the ones w/ “BENGALS” across the sides- yea real clever) so was at least glad for the stripes. Give ’em 10 more years and they’ll put a quality team on the field. (by then Mike Brown should be gone and respect will be ours.)
I have a theory about “Raider fans” but doubt it applies to you so I’ll spare that one.
Watching baseball hovers near the top of my biggest waste of time list. Unless it is playoff time and the Reds are serious contenders. I cannot root for an AL team as the DH is an abomination to the game.
Hey, great hearing from ya. Thanks for Junking up today.
Have the rest of a day,
Bow4Meow
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
Does your "theory about Raider fans" aplly to me??
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 26, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably
I’ll be back in an hour … new M v. W
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
tell me how it was
my wife has it on the DVR, but I don’t always watch it.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
good epi-- Vietnam
Bear ate a raw frog…. nasty. I won’t give it all away.
Yea, and 92 you don’t come across as typical Raider fan. I mean, I’m truly sorry you are a Raider fan, but you’re not a “Raider fan.” Sorry to have cast typed you that way initially.
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
I am probably not a typical Raider fan
but I would still like to hear your theory
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 26, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
its not flattering to Raider fans or me for that matter
I must show restraint at times…. this is one of those times. ….
sorry
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
The reason I am a Raider fan is pretter mundane really
First off …..I grew up in Grants Pass with no natural team affinity (and don’t gimme no Seahawks BS either)
second ….it was 1976 and The Steelers were the most obnoxious team in the land
third …..I bet a friend (cousin?) that the Raiders would finally beat the Steelers…and they did..and went on to win their first Super Bowl….the rest is history
PS The Raiders won that Super Bowl in Jan of 77 and the Blazers won the Championship in June ……good year for me
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 26, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I have always had a deep hatred for both the Raiders and Steelers
Al Davis is a big reason behind my Raider disphoria, and I never liked the Steelers emblem being on only one side of their helmets
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
That logo thing is weird
Cleveland Browns logo is weird too. Did you know that the Browns logo is actually a human hand giving you the “finger”…..but because it is the same color as the rest of the helmet nobody notices it???
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 26, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
good friend of mine says Cleveland's "brown"
is chocolate brown. I don’t push the issue out of respect and admiration for Paul Brown
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
It is Orange
are they color blind…or what?
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 26, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
good year for me too
i loved being born
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
true
It’s always great knowing a few old people to make you remember that you are not old yet.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
it is true
That’s why I talk to Southern Oregon
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 26, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec 4 making fun of our elders
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I have a theory about Bengal fans
The reason the bond is so deep between the players and fans is that they met in jail.
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
out of bounds!
and 15 yards for unsportsmanlike conduct!!
I grew up when Kenny Anderson led the troops. Those Bengals team were character guys who worked hard. That’s like questioning my Blazer loyalty because of the Jail Blazers era.
First down, Bengals!!
Hey thanks for the rocks and especially the flinted ones… very cool indeed.
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
Welcome,I have lots of that stuff
I was just sorting through another little box of it and I saw your name so I had to stop and sass you.
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
We have a chunk of obsidian that is about
12" long, 8" wide and 6" thick.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
No, I use my trusty sidearm for that.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
You bash skulls with your sidearm
are you already out of bullets?
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 26, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still waiting for a gun that shoots knives
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 26, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
they have that already
it’s called a “bow and arrow”
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 26, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah but I don't want all the effort
I want to be able to shoot knives with maybe just a finger
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 26, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Cross Bow
snap (little)
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 26, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
did somebody let the air out of your tires today?
And now you just have to get back at someone?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 26, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 26, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
bring it
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 26, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh ...I'll bring it!!
Don’t you worry
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 26, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
will you? Really?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 26, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
this is your face
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 26, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
SELF-FACE!!!!!!
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 26, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS HIS FACE!
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 26, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm only half-serious
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 26, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree
You see your own doom in my face
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 26, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
No that's your...wait a minute!
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 26, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I been doing this
a looong time
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 26, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
well played
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 26, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
jerkface
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 26, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh it's already been broughten!
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 26, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
You would have to have some experience to try and and knapp a usable tool out of that.
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
We've thought of having someone grind it into an orb for us.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
did you hawk that from the Big Obsidian flow near Bend?
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
No, it was somewhere in the Willamette Valley but now I
can’t remember the exact place.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Let me give that some thought
I have fooled around with grinding granite and marble into bocci balls,I will try a little chunk of obsidan and see how it works.
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
every mean person out there
now’s your chance.. did someone here not miss Sophia?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
who is sophia?
fire nate before its too late
by pipgras on Aug 26, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
sophia loren
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Sophia L. totally rocked!!
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 26, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
definitely on my list of all-time favs
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
meh.....
haven’t you heard my “she’s hot” rant yet?
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
I was waiting for you to say that
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
sometimes i wonder what you do Idol...
you hold down this fort well my friend…no needed for BF1
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
my boss is wondering the same thing lately
Most of my work is independent stuff like writing/reviewing research papers, writing/debugging code, and managing databases. Lends itself well to taking some time to junk it up at points and then other times there will suddenly be a void of idol, but this place is very resilient to the loss of individuals.
Plus, we synchronize our periods for leaving well…
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I suspected that you two
synchronized your periods
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 26, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Sophia (Σoφíα, Greek for “wisdom”)
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Aug 26, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
just got back from los angeles today. tired as heck
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Aug 26, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
how was it?
i hear Morty is down there…and he was the first to riot with the f*kers won the title…except, he rioted in protest of them winning
"You are such a bad man:) ;) !!!! " - annthefan
Mortimer is an urban legend created by white people to scare off minorities
There's always money in the banana stand!
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he is scarier than 2girls1cup
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by Philthyanimal on Aug 26, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
OH SNAP! Minorities got told!
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Anyone ever play the penis game in public?
I recommend Lloyd Center. Tons of fun.
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huh There's really no way to make it bigger, is there?
(that’s what she said)
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"I'll take the penis mightier, Alex!"
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oh lord
people would do that on the school bus
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
nothing to say now but
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"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 26, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
baby gollums?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 26, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
put them in the dryer
maybe their skin will shrink to the appropriate size. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
i never realized that was a real game people played
my friend created “elevator roulette”
you stand in an elevator flipping the bird to the door…when the door opens you hope noone is on the other side.
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by Philthyanimal on Aug 26, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I envision southern oregon trying this once or twice
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by TheTinfoil on Aug 26, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I have lots of experience transporting boats
And have never had a failure,how about you?
by southern oregon on Aug 26, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been in a boat a few times.
Never stuck one in my trunk, though
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The only boats I own are a 8' surf kayak, a bold play in white water and
A couple of surfboards,easy to transport