Going Green - Junk of the seventeenth
by Dirty Socks on Aug 16, 2009 11:39 PM PDT
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PrintIn honor of me making my goal of having 1000 comments by August 15th I have decided to dedicate this JD to the environment. Using the right kind of energy is important these days. The use of fossil fuels such as oil and coal are killing our environment. We must look at using certain types of energy such as solar power, hydro power, and wind power. Through the combined use of these renewable energy sources we can drastically reduce our emissions that destroy our environment.
The official representative of hydro power is now blastoise
The official representative of Solar power is that stupid annoying sun that would always kill you on Super Mario Bros. 3
The official representative of wind power is the air elemental from world of warcraft
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i will not support this herecy
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Aug 16, 2009 11:41 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
you cant spell or something?
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Aug 16, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Talking to yourself is bad
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by Dirty Socks on Aug 16, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not sure this is a good idea. I think “green threads” should be reserved for ironic humor.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Aug 16, 2009 11:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Aight I'll get rid of it
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by Dirty Socks on Aug 16, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
SBN fixed one of their very, very minor bugs this summer. Anyone want to guess what the fix was?
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
there was one pixel missing from the Recent Post left corner edge to the Fanshots
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… lol. a little less minor, methinks.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Aug 16, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
perhaps a wee little tiny pixel maybe. Just a small squirt.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
yet another thing I hadn’t noticed…you’re pretty detail oriented.
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by Cablinasian on Aug 16, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm guessing we don't see the same things???hahah
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more minor than a pixel?
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Anyone find that pixel yet.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
do we get a TV if we guess correctly?
No wait – I think TV’s are for when we don’t like something somebody said.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
i'll give you hot sauce in your baggggggggggg
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only if it has a proverb on it. I feel lucky.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
My random basketeering pics
Nice shoes:
Z-Bo missed the team photo and a stand-in was there for him:
This should be everyone’s desktop:
A classic:
Unsuccessfully passing the torch:
Sure doesn’t look like a modern athlete; can you imagine a big being that skinny?:
YOU try going to a meet n’ greet without a good buzz going:
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE, BEFORE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE CHOOSES YOU:
Everyone should meet for the first time surrounded by media:
Classic, followed by the Wizznutzz version:
Good style is murder:
The Belinelli brothers backyard picnic!:
Oh Martell:
The good times, before we HAD to be good, or ELSE:
Passing the torch, SUCCESSFULLY:
He just needed an ani-pal:
by Mortimer on Aug 16, 2009 11:55 PM PDT reply actions 11 recs
Rec!!!!!!!!!!
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by broyposse on Aug 16, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
thats a lot of pics
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
by dougall5505 on Aug 16, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
thats a lot of babies
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
by dougall5505 on Aug 16, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
HA isnt dead???
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by Dirty Socks on Aug 17, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
thats a lot of limberness
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
by dougall5505 on Aug 17, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I swear Meatloaf is giving Lance Bass an award in one of those pictures
by The Arkitect on Aug 16, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Really??? I'm so diapointed
the actually gay one from n’sync
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
hahaha, i do, just wanted you to answer it!!!!!!!!!!
sucka!
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B-B-B-But N’sync is the greatest band ever… Lance, Joey, and the other two
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
meatloaf looks like sabas.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
Holy Cow, lets see, I’ll get toasted then meet some fans.
Sad thing is Zbo looked like he despised being there, what great fun for this kid when he grows up and understands the look in his face.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I, too, would abhor meeting with punk kids if I was famous.
It’s the groupies who are worth hanging out with at that level.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
So is Timbo the new 3rd leg on the BEdge stool?
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yeah, not that i care but he IS a L*ker fan...it's like putting a Sox Jersey in the new Yankee stadium
hahaha timbo should ban himself
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The Yankees are playing better ever since
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Yo BRP
Im really anxious to find out what my gift is! Wanna just tell me?
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yo brp (your so popular)
anyway i wanna know the reaction when your coworkers see tinfoil’s flo chart
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Oh Snap
my coworkers don’t care…they are a bunch of jokers
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well prez does work there
oh snap!
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by dougall5505 on Aug 16, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Btw Ben esque kix pix, I went shoe shopping today
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Shoes are so tough to find for me
My feet are way wide, yo. Off the charts.
So is the wife’s. Our kids will have squares for feet.
I hate having wide feet.
I just have generally big feet too. If I was a pro athlete, I would probably have a much better selection. Just not a lot of options at size 17 out there.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
nice
how many pairs you got? i got three lol
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
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by dougall5505 on Aug 17, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm not a huge shoe guy, I have like 7 casual shoes
I need a pair of loafers though.
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ya same
i don’t get guys that have like fifty. my friend drove up to canada and dropped 300 on some limited editions. i don’t get it
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by dougall5505 on Aug 17, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
nice! that ralph lauren one is preppy cool!
i bought a ralph lauren shirt in China where all the logos were backwards…
that is polo right?
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i got 15 1/2 feet. kinda hard to find the shoes i want
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Aug 17, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Seems like that is all that the Nike employee store has
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by Dirty Socks on Aug 17, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow yeah definiely
But getting clothes is easier right? That’s the upside.
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Fo realz?
That is huge.
I wear a 13 or a 12, depending on brand, BUT that isn’t hard to find shoes for… it’s the wideness of my feet that is impossible to find shoes for. New Balance has good wide shoes, though I don’t really like how they look but what can I do?
I feel your pain.
I can wear Size 16 for a while, but it can hurt my feet. I really need size 17, so that means getting them from outlet stores with no selection, or paying a ton for more custom made stuff. If only I wasn’t terrible at basketball, this would be paid for me.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Large shoe solution
OddBall In Portland on NW 17th . . . all they do is 16 + shoes. I have a friend who couldn’t find shoes and found them there. Huge online business as well. Don’t know if this will get flagged for promoting a business, but hopefully you’ll get it before DELETE.
Haha!
I’m not tall but I’m not a midget, plus my penis is above average SO I’m all clear.
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TOO BAD I CAN'T
USMCR sent me an email about how my painting was too racy for BE even with a MSpaint bikini lol.
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Just wait a few decades/centuries
For it to become an accepted classic, then you can post the hell out of it ANYWHEREZ.
Hahaha
You know I had this dream last night, I was visiting this artist in studio and he was working on his rendition of a painting of mine. When I woke up and looked on my basement wall, I saw that the same painting in my dream had fallen off. Pretty freaky.
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I had a dream too!
The Russians nuked NYC. What’s odd is that Russia was in the Middle East. They had just invaded Uzbekistan. At first, I thought that Kazakhstan was invaded. When I learned that Kazakhstan was spared I was very relieved. After watching the news I walked to a mansion where some musician that I knew lived. He had a blue guitar. I was at the mansion when the nuke fell and a massive wall of mud followed the blast. Me and some other people who were at the house escaped into a cave underground where velociraptors started attacking us. The cave was rectangular with an exit on the roof and an exit at one end with two branching hallways. I ran as fast as I could down the hall but apparently somebody beat me to it and shut a giant metal door which left me stuck in the cave with the velociraptors. Out of nowhere Philthyanimal appeared and he too was trapped in the cave. I managed to fight off the dinosaurs and then jumped into a lifeboat with Philthy. We paddled to Manhattan and then he just disappeared. I ended up converting to Judaism and going to a movie theater with my Jewish friends. NYC rebuilt itself and everybody wore 1920s era clothing.
What’s important to note is that Philthy was hiding in the corner of the cave. I fought off the raptors BY MYSELF! After defeating the terrible dinos, I carried Philthy in my arms to the boat.
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Aug 17, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
you just quoted the plot to Jurrasic Park 5 didn’t you
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
lol LAME
I was going to rec that.
My friend and I came up with this great concept for a movie, Samuel L Jackson and Jack Nickolson as time cops, go back in time pick up samurais and go fight dinosaurs.
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you can still rec it… there is no Jurrasic 5 as far as I know
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
ya lol that would be a terrible movie
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Aug 17, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Philthy hiding in the corner would make for an interesting twist though
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
i'm berry berry sneaky
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by Philthyanimal on Aug 17, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
where did ya go after the boat ride philthy?
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Aug 17, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
to America
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by broyposse on Aug 17, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i went back to gather the raptor meat
and made some skewers with peanut sauce.
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by Philthyanimal on Aug 17, 2009 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
this is why i'm going to bed
i dont’ want BEdgers invading my dreams
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I def need to rec the person who had me in their dreams
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by Philthyanimal on Aug 17, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Btw my basement wall
Looks a little different now. But pretty similar.
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by Dheepan on Aug 17, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
you could send the pic to me, and I could give it an entire outfit in Photoshop
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I've never photographed my member.
I think that would be strange. That or bizarrely narcissistic.
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...thats a little scary
And also whats with this BE obsession with posh spice?
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Great Oden's Raven said she was the most beautiful woman in the world
Some agreed, some sane people didn’t.
Yeah also the same thread where someone said Kim Kardashian needed to lose 40lbs
I found that statement so weird I have actually mentioned it in real life,
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what? someone said that? Kim has a nice body
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Eh, I prefer Kourtney Kardashian.
Kim Kardashian is fine, though; it’s Khole Kardashian who ought to lose some weight.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
I think she's skinny
She’s just got a big frame. She is as skinny as she can be.
Kourtney is the cutest, for sure. I don’t really think Kim is purty, but she has a nice body.
Chloe looks like a huge monster compared to her petite sisters, and she also has a naturally big body. She sorta looks like Chyna the wrestler though.
She just has a big frame?
Doesn’t that just mean her bones are fat?
by Nick Van Excellent on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No such thing as a big frame.
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Sorry; "No such thing as big boned"
I’m obviously wrong originally, since muscles can be of different sizes…
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Sure there is
It is used as an excuse for fatness far too often, but there are varying sizes of bone structure and frame. I myself have wrists that are all bone, but most people can’t wrap their hand around it. Same for my all-bone ankles. I got a big frame with bigger bones than most.
I don’t think that Chloe Kardashian is an attractive woman, but she clearly has a much bigger bone structure than her sisters. Her “skinny” can never be as skinny as theirs.
People who are just fat used big boned as a crutch, but the varying sizes of bones and people’s frames (not just muscle frames, but their skeletal frames) means there are indeed big(ger) boned people.
Take Oden and Durant, for example. Now, clearly Oden develops muscle at a much higher rate than Durant, but his bone structure is what can support that sort of muscle development. He is big boned.
Durant has a skinny frame, skinny bones, and he’ll never be able to build a truly muscular frame on top of it. It’s not just a genetic disposition to grow muscles though… his bone structure is small (long, but small).
Roy and Rudy is another good example. Roy has a thick skeletal frame that supports more muscle mass. Rudy does not. Roy is big boned.
I promise this isn’t some sore subject because I myself am a big boned man of meat and gristle, I just think it’s clear that ‘big boned’ does exist, as everyone’s skeletal frame is a different size.
tears
Bill Nye lied to me!
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You lie!!
Your bones are clearly made of bendy straws
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Morty's obsession
posh is funny but she’s almost 90% plastic
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when they were showing her moving to LA, i thought she was funny...
way more charismatic than her hubby
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you should...
she’s funny…quite surprising
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Oh I'll set it to DVR
The day after NEVER.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAALOLOLOLOLOLOLKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKWACKAWACKAWACKA.
you want a girl dressed like a clown?
I have a friend who can help you out
by southern oregon on Aug 17, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
And by "natural" we mean...
…the product of every synthetic means of “enhancing” that is humanly possible.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Aug 17, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions
night peeps
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
deuces
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by Dirty Socks on Aug 17, 2009 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
anytime
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
by dougall5505 on Aug 17, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
that happen to you a lot?
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
by dougall5505 on Aug 17, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
breast implants – well that used to get you on.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
i was thinkin of wearing something
cleveland related but probably the indians and not the browns
by phillyduck23 on Aug 17, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
put a Benjamin in you pocket and make them reach for it
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
they interview beforehand to find good contestants… then those are put in a pool
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
i bet my buddy gets picked
he’s in the marines, im sure they like that
by phillyduck23 on Aug 17, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
why are you re-hashing old JD photos???? L-Train's cat
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because you're so beautiful with breasts that it needed to be posted twice
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Aug 17, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
You know what would ruin mortimer for me, forever? Knowing what he sounds like. I really like my mental voice for Mortimer.
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Like me but more jovial
Mental voices are fun that way,
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You can hear him on 1080 the Fan every day!
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by Sabonis4Ever on Aug 17, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions
what happened to mort on 1080?
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Tom sounds very different. Dave should borrow his voice for podcasting.
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I vote hollywood bowl
bc of the specials…bowl 3 games at 2 dollars a game and get the 4th free…i think its available at any time.
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nothing much brp
wished i played poker…work was lame.
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by Philthyanimal on Aug 17, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I like Hollywood
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by Dirty Socks on Aug 17, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Many "eco" or "green" items actually have a much larger carbon footprint than the dirty version.
This is because the energy cost to create the items that go into them is so great that it far overreaches the lifetime energy savings of the item. Other additives include things like the carbon footprint of the research to create the green item, the need to create a support system for green items (from servicing to alternative fuel coverage), and unconventional disposal needs.
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Anyone want a pair of CP3's
Size 11, in great shape, worn like 4 times
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I triple dog dare you to lurk waiting for a new Dave post and post a first with this pic.
One of those ones where he is giving us a lecture for being so naughty.
Just pop right in with a big “FIRST!” and this pic.
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A. that would be awesome
B. the smile on the face of the guy in the middle (Oakley?) just puts this so far over the top
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
what about pippen (or half his face at least) watching in the background?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
This reminds me an old joke.
A young American, we can call him Mortimer, is having fun in the San Fermines, in Pamplona, Spain, . He meets a pretty girl late in the night, and as things are going well and fast he goes into a pharmacy looking for a condom. But Mortimer doesn´t speak Spanish and the pharmacist doesn´t speak English. After some vain efforts trying to make him understand, Mortimer, feeling the the opportunity might go away if he looses more time, opened the zip of his trousers, take out his pennis and put it on the counter together with a euro. The pharmacist´s look at Mortimer gave him to understand that he had got it. Then the pharmacist opened the zip of his trousers, take out his pennis and took the euro saying: the House wins.
by amlmart1 on Aug 18, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hahahhahaha!!! I'm laughing because it sounds so classy with a Spanish accent.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
It's not my fault I'm circumcised.
He won by just the tip.
My sons won’t experience the same shame I felt that night, I promise thee. I PROMISE THEE.
I'm not circumcising the kids
It is pointless.
Plus, yeah, they need hiding places for drugs and stuff. If a heroin balloon breaks in your weiner flap, no harm done. If you are circumcised and have to hide the heroin in your bum, and it breaks, game over man game over!
Or create a fanpost titled "What makes a succesful lockerroom?"
With the entire content being this picture. and the Przy one below.
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I have a thing for playfully taunting authority figures.
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There are way too many white comments
Rec them to the moon
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/8/16/991547/hey-outlaw-you-owe-me-a-new
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ESnow!
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by Dirty Socks on Aug 17, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Please make an alien turn into sam cassell
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by Dirty Socks on Aug 17, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
viktor kryappa brand?
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by Philthyanimal on Aug 17, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Morty's Russian?
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by broyposse on Aug 17, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i just wish that this stick was skinless. i hate having to bite at it to peel it off
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Aug 17, 2009 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you russian?
I would hope so, because you have way too much Russian going on about you,
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I just realized its a Monday right now
Going to school on Saturday. FINALLY.
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LOL.
Man. I am going to need to post a new some new FB profile pics.
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This graphic with the jordan threesome would be perfect.
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Can you imagine working in an office with your desk window facing this?
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Those look like they are on cardboard
Maybe I should paint that.
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You should paint a new rendition of Nighthawks, only with Jail Blazers sitting around the bar
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its cause I'm back from my fishing trip
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Aug 17, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
nah its cause I made it
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by Dirty Socks on Aug 17, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Re your racist remark
you participate in races dont you? dosent that make you a racist?
by southern oregon on Aug 17, 2009 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I haven't done that in almost 2 years
so I’m an ex-racist
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night brp!
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by Dirty Socks on Aug 17, 2009 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe I was not not not kidding even if you were.
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This JD has almost half the comments of yesterdays JD
……. and it has been up for an hour
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So thats where cloudy has been!
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this photo is inaccurate
there aren’t any clouds on the moon and that should Neptune, not Saturn!
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
i'm back briefly to post this pic...WHO"s going to the Retro Game?!?!?? SICK!!!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
seriously
I really shouldn’t have given you guys that link to photofunia
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
What was the last thing to come out of Pandora's box?
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What was the last thing to come out of your Mom?
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who would have thought it would have become such a big hit
I’ve dropped tons of other links in these JDs and none of them have been popular.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
You sho do got a purdy mouth
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Aug 17, 2009 3:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Travis Outlaw is soo good I don't see why people want to get rid of him
his interviews are gold too :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzckjCIzlO4
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by Dirty Socks on Aug 17, 2009 1:22 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Good, you've only let me down once.
And that wasn’t even so bad. The boys in prison made me feel really pretty.
-1000th post.
Travis should wear #23
He was the #23 draft pick, like Dante and Jeff :) Air Outlaw
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
I mean like Dante and Jeff seem to wear their draft pick position as a jersey number during summer league and rookie photo shoot
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
And how Oden wears #52.
The number of rebounds he’ll get in the season opener against the Rockets new front line.
That should get him in the news
Since I just searched, and the record for the past 20 years is Charles Oakley with 35 in a 1988 game against the Cavs
http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/198804220CHI.html
Next best are Rony Seikaly and Dennis Rodman with 34 each. You are welcome.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
More rebounding records
Most rebounds, game
55-Wilt Chamberlain, Philadelphia vs. Boston, November 24, 1960
Most rebounds, one half
32-Bill Russell, Boston vs. Philadelphia, November 16, 1957
Most rebounds, one quarter
18-Nate Thurmond, San Francisco at Baltimore, February 28, 1965
Most offensive rebounds, game
21-Moses Malone, Houston vs. Seattle, February 11, 1982
Most offensive rebounds, one half
13-Charles Barkley, Philadelphia vs. New York, March 4, 1987
Most offensive rebounds, one quarter
11-Charles Barkley, Philadelphia vs. New York, March 4, 1987
Larry Smith, Golden State vs. Denver, March 23, 1986
Most defensive rebounds, game
29-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Los Angeles vs. Detroit, December 14, 1975
Most defensive rebounds, one half
18-Swen Nater, San Diego vs. Denver, December 14, 1979
Most defensive rebounds, one quarter
13-Happy Hairston, Los Angeles vs. Philadelphia, November 15, 1974
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
That means at least 20 of Wilt's were offensive boards
If the most defensive boards in one half = 18
he probably Ricky Davised his way to the record…the dirtbag!!
Scandal, the NBA doesn't credit Steve Blake with his assists for one quarter record!
http://www.nba.com/history/records/regular_assists.html
Most assists, one quarter
14-John Lucas, San Antonio vs. Denver, April 15, 1984 (2nd qtr.)
He should be listed there as tied!!!
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Wikipedia does. The NBA webmasters are lame.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NBA_records#Game
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Yah, Andre post and the billa post both were quite good.
That’s why I luv bedge….everyone brings something. It’s like a giant church potluck that’s actually good.
nope, fatty beat him to it.
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so in this analogy Fatty is the broken and discarded third leg… Timbo is the new third leg which allows you to still use the stool
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
She’s from Oregon and headed there today. It was nuts. She had a low-low cut shirt and a huge da kines just hanging out. Then she was wearing a little white skirt that we could see through and we didn’t see panties. Probably the best BBQ I’ve ever been to.
yeah
Also on Friday I flew home next to a pretty woman named Chelsea who is a Blazers fan. I told her she should hang out here.
I've tried recruiting, but it's difficult
I’m surprised at how many people still go, “A blog? What’s that?”
medmelon on FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha love it
sizzle sizzle
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
I have an epic Jd topic I'm saving up...I'm pretty sure it will cause more discussion than any topic in the history of bedge
And I’m 99.999999999% sure no one will be offended by it.
google Sara Carbonero
Spanish sportscaster
by medmelon on Aug 17, 2009 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
meh
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 18, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
how could you forget geothermal power?
you made rushmore mad
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
by idoltime on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Lol, Skeets is right: Forget "Benjamin Button" Oden and LeBron, Sam Young is the "World's No. 1 Grandpa"
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Russian pole vault finalist just had to leave the arena with a hamstring injury sustained during warmup. She was in obvious pain and cried desperately while her teammate and doctors tried to help her. That's sad, after at least a year of preparation.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
pretty damn funny post on SBN site for 'cuse
Warning Explicit language contained within http://www.nunesmagician.com/2009/8/4/977312/wherein-i-call-people-i-dont-know NSF the BE NWO Warning
Even though you may not get the exact references he is making, I’m sure that we can all feel the words of the op…. :) maybe we can even find parallels in our lives..
PS luv ya junk drawer… but you always overload my computer… and I crash (not in a druggie way) :/ so a lurking galacticlove I shall remain for now.. except that I had to share this funny post :) mwah!
pps extra special award to dirty socks for putting a hidden message in the JD!!
No life's worth more than any other, no sister worth less than any brother.
Hey GL....longtime
FWIW …..when I switched from IE to firefox, a lot of the slowdown issues i had with the JD went away
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
firefox with adblocker and turn off the avatars and your set
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
the avatars are the best part...
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Aug 17, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
i was using firefox in spring.... but switched to chrome
didn’t have problems back in p-town..
No life's worth more than any other, no sister worth less than any brother.
by galacticlove on Aug 17, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
oh Syracuse...
but really, that could pass for a church sermon there. At the risk of bringing on the wrath of Western New York, it is meanest tempered place I’ve ever been
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Aug 17, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
representing for 'cuse...
you are exactly right… lived there for most of eighteen years… I could not figure out what the deal with people in Portland was for the longest time.. people are ridiculously nice..
No life's worth more than any other, no sister worth less than any brother.
by galacticlove on Aug 17, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
how's that d?
I left beautiful Espana behind a couple of weeks ago and am now being very studious in Greece until mid-September when I am heading to Poland to go wicked crazy psycho…
And you would probably need to ask mrs. idol about idol, buuuuut I will say that everybody needs to give iddlleetime as much guff as humanly possible about how he didn’t finish that crazy story for the hoopus canus basketball fiction contest until he finishes it and posts it….
ps sorry, idoltime, it’s for your own good… and the good of basketball fiction afficianadoes everywhere..
No life's worth more than any other, no sister worth less than any brother.
by galacticlove on Aug 17, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
No
Just as a movie flub, the cycling hat that Carey is wearing is not time appropriate as vitalcio sergos was not around during the time that the movie is set in.
Long story on how I cam to this realization
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I had only seen bits and pieces before when flipping channels
I never realized until now it was a period piece. That’s funny to me, since it was obvious when actually paying attention to it.
I missed the first half, and the 2nd half was really boring. Not awful per se, just boring, which is its own sort of awful that is worse than awful. I kept wishing it would get awful.
it is one of those
movies that looks like an easy skip to me. I have only seen the trailer, but it made me want to see no more, unlike Transformers 2, which has an awesome trailer that is making me want to go against my better judgment and see it.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
The sister of Pooh Jeter just qualified for the 100m world championship finals (Carmelita Jeter)
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
She probably is faster than Pooh Jeter too :)
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
sung to the tune of Honolulu Lulu
‘Cause she’s my Carmelita Jeter, yeah my Carmelita Jeter. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
Go check out some of Gavin Dawsons songs
the last one is my fav :)
http://www.myspace.com/sportssaturday
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Ukic and Delfino (the rights to?) for Amir Johnson and an unnamed player
http://thestar.blogs.com/raptors/2009/08/so-long-carlos-and-roko.html
Are the bucks trying to shave a few dollars off of their cap number with this trade?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
That is good quality for the Bucks
But, um, Ukic is a point guard and Delfino a combo. How many do they need?
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
I agree
Delfino is a decent player too, kinda underrated if one thinks he doesn’t matter. He came back from Europe to play for TORONTO though, I wonder if he’s upset to be traded to Milwaukee. I might be if I were him.
Ukic has good size but I was very unimpressed when I watched him play. Amir has done nothing thus far and has big effort and motivation concerns, so this is a good deal for the Bucks.
At the same time
With Jack and Derozan and Belinelli (though I prefer Delfino to Marco Belinelli), getting a young athletic PF to see if he becomes anything is not a bad deal by itself either.
WIN-WIN, maybe.
I guess they are trying
to replicate last years recipe
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
The unnamed player will be Sonny Weems by the way. Johnson has potential, but I'm not his biggest fan.
Probably also means the Raptors want to play more Jack.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
You just hate neck tattoos
You don’t mind he hasn’t improved or done anything on the court in his 4 years in the NBA, his neck tattoo makes him a bust in your book.
THE BOOK OF NORSKTROLL.
It makes him a first round pick for my "The Big Book of Players KP will never acquire"
The athlete on the cover is probably Robert Swift.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
I think LMA may eventually have a neck tattoo
It’ll say COWBOY-TOY, as LMA becomes the first openly homosexual NBA player to average a PER over 18.
by Mortimer on Aug 17, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Where is that photoshop master from the fanshots when we need him/her?
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that's a long book
with lots of unsavory pictures
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
only the finest Nazi doctors can truly appreciate it
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
That reminds me
Like I’ve mentioned before, my mama became a doctor when I was in high school. I would read/flip through all of her textbooks… they were the creepiest books and pics I can remember.
I think mine was my AIDS and STDs class in college
The funny part of that was all the frat dudes hitting on the sorority ladies after looking at syphilitic organs for 1.5hrs. That is truly some bad timing.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I think it was the cold, clinical, old scientific type photos
Oh birth defects, diseases, abnormalities, all done in creepy old black and white with black bars over the person’s eyes and mouth.
Pschyrembel
The classic textbook of clinical diseases
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
This comment is the environmental representation of my post.
Rec it if you support going green!
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by Dirty Socks on Aug 17, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
World record holder Elena Isinbayeva just choked in pole vault, raised too high and flops all her attempts
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
It's when a very bad man
Takes something you love and perverts beyond recognition
Just stay away from anyone who says that word, son. If you aren’t sure, just listen to your gut.
Are you saying that people that use that word
Also drive plain white, windowless cargo vans, and they always have a lot of candy with reach?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I won't go into details
But I support all those who use the word “Zers” being forced to go door to door and alert their neighbors that they live in the neighborhood and what crimes they had been convicted of.
someone's shamwow
must not have worked like he said it would.
by DrivetheLane on Aug 17, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Im surprised there are still tickets available
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by Dirty Socks on Aug 17, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
you there?
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
by dougall5505 on Aug 17, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
You can only buy online or on the phone.
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Aug 17, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice throwback look for the 40th anniversary (Ben's photos aren't very sharp)
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Whats with the retro gear?
no LMA and it doesnt even say portland?
http://fans.trailblazers.com/CampusStore/SearchResult.aspx?CategoryID=57
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Pretty easy to see who was a basketball player and who wasn't
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Schonz ftw!
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by Dirty Socks on Aug 17, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Ack! What happened to TP's eyes?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I want a guest commentary from Sophia on female sports bloggers/writers using their femininity as a competitive advantage
Some are very good, some not so much but still get attention because of being “unusual”
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
US guys did good on the 10,000 meter, but they literally can't see the heels of the best African athletes
Bekele has an unreal last lap sprint. There are 1500 m world class athletes who can’t do that.
Women’s 100 meter coming up. Go Jeter family!
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Rupp is an Oregonian
and I think all of the US athletes train in Oregon.
I watched the last few laps of that race. Remarkable.
Sabastiana Telfair
DNF cramps
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Are we wearing these new jerseys all season?????
http://blog.oregonlive.com/blazers/2009/08/blazers_unveil_new_uniforms_fo.html
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Just watched the end of "Asterix at the Olympic games". Guest cameos by Zinedine Zidane and Tony Parker as Egyptian star athletes when the ball gets invented. Weird.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
We don't watch those movies over here.
I didn’t even know they existed, as a fan of old Belgian comics, until I saw it on French TV one night in my hotel room.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0463872/fullcredits#cast
Parker gets credited for the role of “Tonus Parker”. Also guest starring Michael Schumacher and models Adriana Karembeu and Venessa Hessler. Odd combo.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
The animated Asterix movies are classics, and get repeated almost every summer to fill the season
The ones with real-life actors (Depardieu as Obelix) aren’t really good, though the first one was a nice idea.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
I saw one with Depardieu
It was very cheesy and silly. I didn’t like it, but most pop French movies are awful these days. They’re like worse, cheesier versions of bad American movies.
I decided they can't criticize the American film industry
When I saw that Steven Seagal movies still come out in actual theaters there, and not just straight to video like God intended.
Sometimes God is too merciful.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
have you seen The Valet?
I thought that was pretty good:
linky
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I ain't seen it
I should clarify… the GOOD French movies are still good, but the popular Taxi/Asterix/Luc Besson produced random bad action movie are worse than bad American movies.
Good movies everywhere are still good, the money making popular American style movies not made by Americans are usually the worst things ever.
i feel like you could make a rough analogy to rock n roll here too… My favorite foreign action movies all come out of Asia. I don’t know if I can’t list one from Europe (UK excluded) off the top of my head…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
France makes good (romantic) comedies
And darker action/thriller movies. I liked Brotherhood of the Wolf and The Crimson Rivers.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Also there are some French directors in Hollywood, e.g. for Silent Hill, Taken, Hostage. Not a fan of those movies, but they were commercially successful.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Yeah, they got that sleek commercial style
No soul in the style though, to me. Very generically modern.
Silent Hill was an incredibly bad movie, and a really bad script by Oscar winning Roger Avary. Ugh.
Was Hostage with Don Cheadles? I ain’t seen that one. Taken was ultra boring but benefited from a really good trailer.
I remember you mentioning Crimson River,
But I haven’t seen it yet.
Most people do like Brotherhood of the Wolf, but I was underwhelmed by it. The action scenes were shot in that choppy confusing cut-em-up-shoot-it-all-over-fix-it-in-editing style, the martial arts wasn’t that good to me, and… I dunno. I thought it was kinda boring.
BUT, I am in the minority there. Most people really like it.
I am sure part of my problem is that I haven’t made an effort to see the actual good movies, and just get to see the really pop, bad ones…
Amelie is a great film. Critics loved La Vie En Rose (Oscar), though that’s not my kind of movie. Bienvenue chez les Ch’tis would probably not fly in the US, but in France it was the most successful movie after Titanic and also quite a success in other European countries. March of the Penguins is technically a French movie. The Diving Bell & The Butterfly is another great movie after a remarkable book, and they had Spielberg’s cinematographer to make it look gorgeous.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Yeah, there are definitely good French movies
Just kinda far apart.
I liked Amelia, and that director’s style. The Triplets of Belleville was fun.
I guess part of my main point is that while they still have good movies (as every country with a decent film industry does), there pop commercial movies are even more base and dumb than the dumb American movies everyone hates :-)
We crank out so much though,
you have to wonder about the stuff we’re not talking about.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, great opening sequence that rivals the Shining, only much much much much much longer and more boring.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Battlefield Earth is awful as a movie and a statement
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dtBM9bHHmc
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
by Norsktroll on Aug 17, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
i love their motercycle/tricycle thing
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
The rules in that movie
Was that midget vampires only made other midget vampires and they just would kill normal people. Also all the normal size vampires had been wiped out except for that lame guy that jumped on the car. He was a half vampire and hunted the ankle biters.
They were so cheap that the said that vampires could walk in the day. You can see how crappy the dark footage is.
lol worse movie ever
were the midget vampire sex scenes hot?
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
I wish
It was one of the best crappy movies that you can critique all through the movie ever. Even the clothes look like they came from the 80’s. I think a vampire geek knew some bikers and some midgets and made a movie.
Can't forget about the excellent music as well.
That’s a soundtrack that I expect to hear if hell exists and I am somehow sent there.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Well, not counting horrible TV movies and stuff
The worst American movies that get a decently wide release in theatres are bad too.
The American film industry is great because
of the big budget popcorn flicks and the large indie movie scene. But I think even the BAD here never reaches international level of bad. This coming from someone who has scene many Indian movies.
Garden Variety Internet Denizen
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
The bad local movies that get a wide release (for their own country)
Are worse than the bad American movies that get a decently wide release here.
In my opinion.
But the bad movies that get a decent release here
Still have quite a big budget and everyone who makes it is a pro and very well paid.
So, that makes a big difference.
i want eva longoria as a cat woman
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Aug 17, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
She is cute
And I’ve never seen her on her TV show, but she is an awful actress in movies. Simply awful.
shes been in movies?
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Aug 17, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Harsh Times, Over Her Dead Body, The Sentinel
She was dreadful in Harsh Times and The Sentinel; I didn’t see the one where she is dead and haunting the whoosits or whatsits.
I liked Harsh Times...except for her
she played the wet blanket girlfriend that nobody likes
TURNED THAT VATO INTO A FOUNTAIN OF BLOOD
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 17, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha Dheep, interesting and
apropos misspelling. :0
Hmmmm, or is it a subtle pun?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I loved the Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Julian Schnabel the famous painter, directed it/.
Garden Variety Internet Denizen
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
I have a music CD by Julian Schnabel
It’s not good. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
The Element of Crime
A movie out of Denmark. It’s pretty strange, but for it’s time (1984) very interesting:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087280/
Also, I really like Tartovsky films, but they are not to be enjoyed like an action movie, more like a Fellini piece…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Russian action movies are really funny
They remind me of Mexican action movies. Low production value, machine guns, explosions, babes… the posters for each look the same too, with the Mexican ones having short chubby guys with mustaches and machine guns with average looking woman draped all over them with an explosion in the background, and the Russian ones have Russkie looking guys with models draped all over them.
What was that one Russian movie with vampires
It was pretty great.
Garden Variety Internet Denizen
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
Yep
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtVD97ss7rU&feature=related
Man that was great.
Garden Variety Internet Denizen
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
The director then went to Hollywood to make the pretty mediocre Angelina Jolie vehicle Wanted. And guess what, they ordered a sequel.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
That, just like Taken
Benefited by coming out at the exact right time when nothing else came out.
The bending bullets thing was wicked dumb. But, it had people getting shot in the head, so it can’t be all bad.
LOL oh man I laughed the whole way through Wanted
After the movie this big black dude who sat behind me and a couple of my friends with his two sons, blocked my exit from the row in the theater.
He then said “If my little kid wasnt here I would throw you off these stairs” and continued to confront me about my refusal to take the film seriously.
After my friend diffused the situation, I’m not sure how I didn’t bust out laughing, we walked out of the theater. Unfortunately this theater has it’s own parking garage, so we had to awkwardly follow this same guy out. He then turned around and asked us if “we were trying to jump him”.
Garden Variety Internet Denizen
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
so your that guy lol
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
All this talk of Taken
Has me watching clips of Commando on youtube. If you haven’t seen it in a while, re-live the shed scene:
link
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Tom loves that movie.
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Aug 17, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
i thought taken was overrated
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
It was simple and dumb
But had a good speech where he threatens the kidnappers which could play in the trailer, and came out next to nothing to compete with it for ticket buyers.
for sure
my brother can’t get enough of car chases so of course he loved it
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
A good car chase is still cool
Like in To Live and Die in LA or something, but a bad car chase puts me to sleep.
I don’t remember the ones in Taken, and I just watched it a few months ago. I remember him lucking into coincidences to find his daughter.
I liked the part where he shot that French dudes wife
Garden Variety Internet Denizen
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
I just remembered the scene where that kid killed like 300 people with a yoyo
Garden Variety Internet Denizen
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
If you haven't seen
Terminal Velocity, starring charlie the machine sheen, run to your nearest movie store. I bought it for three bucks—might have been my greatest investment to date. In it, the KGB (played by James Gandolfini) are the bad guys… It’s full of great one liners:
Pack your bags, we’re going on a guilt trip!
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw it in theaters, pal
With a GIRL no less. Back in high school. I was a young boy, she was an experience senior.
I don’t remember the movie OH MORTIMER YOU SCOUNDREL.
The stupid vet better call soon with the last of the test results
We had one of those silly cones on Mercury because she kept wanting to eat her tumor and would undo all the careful bandaging I did, and it was awful since she (I think purposefully, because she is smart) kept knocking things over with it and kept managing to get it off no matter how tight I made it.
Luckily, a nice lady who I see when we walk our dogs around the neighborhood saw Mooch in the cone and offered her donut thingy… they are the new way to keep the dog from biting at stuff in their groin or butt that they shouldn’t bite at.
It’s a camouflage donut thingy and looks bad ass.
I had that movie on tape
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Aug 17, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Charlie has a few gems out there in the rough. I really liked the arrival too…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember it being underrated
He gained weight for that role, it went unnoticed, so he said “screw real acting” from then on.
Its funny how he used to be a hot serious actor, teaming with Oliver Stone and whatnot.
morti's got swag
Garden Variety Internet Denizen
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
by Dheepan on Aug 17, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's how I read books
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
I have this bad habit of reading 'women' instead of 'bedge'
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
bill walton's total book of bicycling
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Also available: "Greg Oden's Total Book of Bicycling" and "Greg Oden's Total Book of Dance Dance Revolution"
And Luke Walton’s Total Book of Tattoo Artistry
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Jerryd Bayless’s Total Book of Ping Pong
Ike Diaguo’s Total Book of Video Games
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
I've thought of this before:
Any Romance self help book written by Wilt Chamberlain would be the number one seller on the BE list. I just can’t come up with a flashy title for the mythical book, despite having “Stilt” at my arsenal… I think a distant second on this list would be something related to statistics and PER….
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
How bout "Stilt don't wilt (and other fables)"
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I like it. I think a sub title would look like: 7 effective ways to use your basketball jones-ness to impress the ladies.
Or something “Conan the Destroyer-ish”—Be like Wilt, slay the ladies.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
The Love Quilt of Wilt
He keeps a scrap from each lover and puts it in his Love Quilt.
It is large enough to provide cover at night for a small nation.
What is the name of this book??
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilt did write a book titled
Your average,black,7 foot millionare next door
by southern oregon on Aug 17, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
What is the best free poker site?
I need to not suck as much.
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
true dat
my cousin plays poker for a living and gave me a bunch of tips. but i still got killed. i’ll ask him about a site
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
just downloaded it this second
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Aug 17, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
actually i downloaded before u
whats your name?
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
guess lol
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Aug 17, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
haha ok
i’ll go by the same as well
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Much better for a play to learn site.
As for playing and making money, that sorta depends on what style you play. If you like to hang back a bit and play a tight, conservative style, Poker Stars is better. If you want to be aggressive, then Full Tilt has been better.
I like both sites, but find myself playing Full Tilt just a wee bit more these days.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
full tilt is good too...just depends on who you end up playing...
but if you really want to learn, go play some cash games…you’ll see all sorts of strategy from there
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
I play full tilt, but there are a bunch of good ones
Most games with fake money won’t teach you that much though. Well, they will teach you that most people don’t care one bit when they play with fake money and will play any 2 cards dealt to them.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
tyson gay withdrew from the 200m with a groin injury
Bummer. What are the chances “groin injury” is code for “i don’t feel like getting smoked by Bolt again?”
When Bolt is on the track, lightning might strike twice
Hardy har har
Can’t wait until the guy starts 400 m and long jump too. I so hope he is clean. Ben Johnson recently got quoted saying under 9:90 isn’t possible. He should know.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Dude could pee in a cup live on worldwide TV twice a week.
And people would still have questions. If I recall correctly, he was a long jumper before he started being trained more intensively in the sprints. I wonder if his jumping ability is on par with his speed. Even if he’s an average jumper, his takeoff speed alone would make him a contender.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
He probably doesn't have a 35 inch vert. But even with 25 his speed is superior to every other athlete.
Marion Jones (just using that as a comparison of a fast athlete, she would have been fast without drugs) had the most horrible technique ever and rarely hit the board, but when she did she flew.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Ato Boldon had great vert, I have seen him personally jump over hurdles with two legs and on top of boxes a la Roy. Don't know why he never did long jump.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
That's the one thing that may take a while to figure out.
Board placement is really tough to learn, but with a bit of training, he could plant a good foot behind the board and maybe still get 28 feet.
I wonder if he’ll consider that, or if he’ll continue to focus on his 100 time. I would bet just about anything I had that we’ll see a sub-9.5 time from him before he’s done.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
doood, snakes, what have you been up to?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
I was up in Portland for a few days, then hiking in Olympic Nat'l Park up in Washington
got back to CA on Wednesday. Was out in the field Thursday. First day back to “work” in the lab today.
awesome desktop
http://i32.tinypic.com/288m6qg.png
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Thank you for my new background
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
I hate threads like that
Some dude’s name is “loyal Blazer” and he brags about hating 2 Blazers. I don’t get it.
He calls out all of those people not saying Trout is dumb because of his race
And uses a guy who looks sorta like Trout, but is clearly much smarter from 5 games in summer league, to prove his point.
My BBQ Intelligence is pretty high—I can make my own sauce. I could see how it would be low among many though—Sauces, chips, coals, there’s a lot that goes into a good BBQ
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
tall boy?
I drink those all the time. You should try.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Still looks like it is at or below everyone's beltline
I gotta take a break from BBQing for a while. My neighbor got a Traeger, and he is using it all day, every day. It was so hot this summer we had to open our winders (no AC), and our entire house was smoked out by his danged BBQ. He never took a day off. It made us sick.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I hate it being misused
I do think basketball IQ is a real thing— knowing what to do, when to do it, reacting quickly, knowing and recognizing different offenses and defenses quickly and how to deal with it, etc…
But it is used as a blanket term to call a person stupid without going that far.
I don't think Outlaw is going anywhere
He did not do great in the playoffs, but there were a lot of guys that did not do well in their first playoffs. He has a longer learning curve than most others, I expect next playoffs he’ll show improvement. He has also been working out this summer – something he never did in the past. So for the first time, he probably won’t fail the first sprinting test that Nate puts everyone through. His usual slow start to seasons will likely change this year. Hopefully he does not wear out by season’s end.
Anyway, Outlaw is more valuable to the Blazers than to other teams. However, on the Blazers, I think he fits in. There is easier and cheaper ways to get back-up banger type 4s. The Blazers potentially got two of them in the 2nd round of the draft, and there were more on the board that KP did not take.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
A lot
Outlaw is a little different though, since he came into the league so raw and obviously improved a lot while working with coaches. If he kept up that work ethic when no one was watching him, he might be even better. But, that’s not the biggest reason he shouldn’t take summers off.
Outlaw has athletic asthma, which he needs to stay conditioned and in shape to keep on top of. It’s why he fails the conditioning tests each summer, because he isn’t keeping in shape and while someone else could get away with it, he as a dude with athletic asthma can not. It affects him more.
I hope he really is taking it seriously. This could be a huge year for him, career wise. Contract year and whatnot.
i give it 2 more hours before it gets deleted
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
a tear jerker
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
i really don't get suicide
i guess i have a good life but i’ve felt down before. but no thoughts of that have ever entered my brain. its like life is awesome. why would you wanna end it? at least in my case
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
wow truue
you crack me up
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Some people, however
Might not be able to handle such an awesome kitchen, and once receiving such a kitchen they may think that life will never get any better so they might as well kill themselves right then and there.
Only a special brave, fearless souls can handle your kitchen with equal parts grace and aplomb. You are one of these souls, Dougall5505… if that is your real name.
Some people, however
Might not be able to handle such an awesome kitchen, and once receiving such a kitchen they may think that life will never get any better so they might as well kill themselves right then and there.
Only a special brave, fearless souls can handle your kitchen with equal parts grace and aplomb. You are one of these souls, Dougall5505… if that is your real name.
wow so true. life seems so… bleak now… i don’t think i’ll be posting anymore…
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
are we doing the repeater?
License and registration please, mr galikanokus… License and registration please, mr gala what he said…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Bathrom Doorknob?
Was he that short or am I missing something?
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
if you just sit down i think its over
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
That's what he did
He already had shot himself in the chest and took pills and my Catholic grandma called 911 both times. He showed her in the end.
Me too. Good documentary. :-}
I’m only half joking. :-{
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
You wish you got Covided
Once you been Corvided……well you know the rest!
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
But you didn't so I will.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Oops. Wrong again. I shoulda refreshed. I shoulda trusted
your extreme competence.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
catfight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Aug 17, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haha! You wish.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I didn't think either of you had
lol…I finally refreshed…now there are 4
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Mike Dunleavy reads Clips Nation. LOL? or big success :)
http://www.clipsnation.com/2009/8/17/992536/clippers-welcome-rasual-butler-to
Nate seems to ignore BE, or he would play faster or use quotes from Dave and Ben for motivation.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
last Madden I really enjoyed was 2003 I think
Once they added QB vision where you had to press one button to look at the receiver and then another to throw, it had gotten too complicated for all but the very serious gamer, and I am not a serious gamer.
Yeah, I haven't played it in quite a few years
It’s amazing to me that they are essentially re-skinning the game each year and charging full price.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
that's EXACTLY why I hate Madden
does someone want to tell me what QB vision added (in a good way) to the game? I guess it’s more realistic, but I’m not actually throwing the football anyway. I think if you add realism you don’t make the implementation too complicated. For example, recoil effects in first person shooters. That’s a nice touch of realism, but it doesn’t require me to do anything I wasn’t doing before; I need to adjust my aim all the time in a FPS.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
That's part of why I find playing Live more relaxing than 2k
Just push a button and the shot or dunk goes off
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
2k seems just as intuitive to me
I like the shotstick control when close to the basket, to better control post moves and how to dunk or do a layup.
The hard setting is just a lil’ harder maybe, but after a few games to get used to it you’ll never lose.
Problem is that the stick controls crossovers and turns in Live, and I find that much more intuitive and have a some trouble switching
It’s not that I can’t play 2k and agree it’s more realistic, it just has its own drawbacks. They seem to finally have improved the graphics though for the next version which was always a disadvantage. I just prefer pretty video games.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
going to the gym > video games
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
i don't think they work like that lol
you still have to go to the gym right?
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
There are some crazy weight loss ones that you don't need to do nuthin' for
But to get big and buff or stronger, yeah, you need to still work hard.
ya i don't wanna be big
just in good condition
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
It would take you a while to get big
Get on a program, be advised by someone ya trust, and you’ll get stronger quickly without getting big.
It would take you a while to get big
Get on a program, be advised by someone ya trust, and you’ll get stronger quickly without getting big.
double thanks
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Are you big Mortimer?
you know roomy?
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 17, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
How about around the hips?
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 17, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I got curves that make boys swerves
I am out of shape now, but I can wear clothes I wore when I was in real good shape.
I got my favorite pair of cargo corduroy khaki pants that my wife hates and a thin super comfy plaid shirt that I love from over 10 years ago. I dunno how they still fit, but they do.
I need to lose weight though. Getting married makes ya get fat.
I'm making a suit out of human skin...you sound like a perfect specimen
don’t forget to put the lotion in the basket
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 17, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT WHAT?
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 17, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I got curves that make boys swerves
I am out of shape now, but I can wear clothes I wore when I was in real good shape.
I got my favorite pair of cargo corduroy khaki pants that my wife hates and a thin super comfy plaid shirt that I love from over 10 years ago. I dunno how they still fit, but they do.
I need to lose weight though. Getting married makes ya get fat.
wats up with your double posts??!?!?! mortyFTL
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
wats up with your double posts??!?!?! mortyFTL
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Don't don't ask ask me me
It it is is just just doing doing that that. I I hit hit post post, and and it it takes takes forever forever, and and then then it it posts posts twice twice.
Mortimer
Mortimer
are you sure You're not listening to Foreigner?
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it might be
Urgent, Urgent…emergency
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
You could hop on a power plate and use electro-stimulation belts if you are really the lazy type
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
those are awesome
i stretch on those at the gym somtimes
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
I thought we were doing a greater than experiment. Like ace trumps king, steroids to your gym going…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
no backne > steroids
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
They need to make a video game set at a gym
You can play online, work to get your character built up, compete against friends to see who can bench the most, etc.
It's called Wii Fit
Last week I saw a Padres pitcher on Inside Baseball who worked out with it over the winter after the settings showed him as “obese”.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
you can prob do that in second life
anyone on BE do this. i think its pretty sad
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
i don't see the fail. so no fail
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
third life > second life
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Exactly—I’m pretty sure that’s “The Matrix”—it’s way better than even the fake imitation on my existing life.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
anyone else have a hard time cutting their bagels in straight lines?
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
I'm pretty good with bagels, I'm terrible with fruit and cheese
I can’t cut tomatoes or cheese straight to save my life. Probably because they’re relatively soft and any slight changes in cutting angle immediately manifest themselves.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
What kind of knife do you use?
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Here’s some kind of tutorial on how to use your lightsaber around the home (bagel shot included):
linky
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
its like a get distracted halfway thru and the cut goes haywire
link?
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
i want that
its officially on the xmas list
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Sweet
I was going to give a shout out to “boobs” and was looking for a photo to post on here. I couldn’t really find one that was worth posting.
The cool thing is that one link went to Photobucket and you can look at boobs there but it’s not naughty.
no worky
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
good for mo
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
oregon's new arena is gonna be sick
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
serious?
watch the fly thru. its top notch for colleges
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
I’ve seen it, I saw the early sketches, I was at UO when all the politicking went down for it the first time (before it actually worked) it’s fine… It’s “top-notch” in terms of amenities, but it could have been so much more and so much better
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
what do you think they could improve on?
i liked that they kept it mac courtish
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Originally the site was next to the river and Franklin Blvd down by where the new Courthouse went in…. that would have been very cool… another option was to rip out the softball field and put it next to Mac Court. That would have kept it on campus, but been less cool than down by the river. Beyond that, all the dealings with the major boosters (Knight, Pape, etc…) left a bad taste in alot of peoples mouths… It was very evident that the facility was designed for them, not for the UO. Also, it’s bland to look at… if it wasn’t branded with the O, I couldn’t pick it out of a line up of 10 new arenas
Beyond that, I was really fond of Mac court, and for alot less money, it could have been brought up to modern standards complete with all the boxes and everything the big money people wanted
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it would take a lot more to truly renovate Mac Court.
The seating in that building is atrocious if you’re not a big time donor and can sit in their courtside section. At least the students can sit on the bench seats. If you’re 6’ or taller, Mac Court is not a fun place to sit and watch a game.
In order to add boxes and the like, it’s likely that seating would have to be removed. Granted, that’s no problem when the team isn’t doing well and is playing some no-name non-conference opponent. But when UCLA comes to town, it’s already tough to get a ticket.
I love the Mac Court atmosphere. It’s probably the best atmosphere of any arena you can find in the western half of the country. But it’s too far past its prime to really be saved. I wouldn’t have minded another on-campus arena, but renovation of Mac Court just wasn’t a viable solution.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
agreed
isn’t the new arena on campus tho? at least its really close
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
It’s at the far end of campus… what didn’t used to be campus actually
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
From a historic preservation point of view nothing is too far gone to ever be saved… look at Soldier Field in Chicago
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree. I don't want the building torn down or anything.
It can still be used for a number of events. You don’t destroy something that historic. I just don’t see it as being appropriate for major sporting events anymore.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
i think they’re pretty set on tearing it down. i heard more dorms were going in. UO is way short on dorms
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
I don’t know if they can tear it down… It may be on the Historic Registry
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
ya that just what i heard
i hope they don’t either
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
There are a few Architecture/Art history Proff’s who would like something on fire if that happened
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
ya i bet
its tough. they’re running out of space on campus. a tough decision. will be interesting to see what the new prez has to say about this stuff
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
They have more land to build Dorms in the neighborhood behind the law school… they just need to convince the neighborhood association to let them do it (they’ve been trying since the mid 90’s)
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
ya the dorm i'm in was built in '57
nothing wrong with old but its also kinda small. plus the wi-fi can’t make it thru the bricks
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
what are you in? I was in Hamilton when I was there
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
walton
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
is that in Bean… those dorms were horrible… Actually designed by a prison architect
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
lol really?!
i’ll tell my friend whos staying in bean. naw walton is one big complex. i think theres ten separate halls but i don’t wanna say the specific hall cuz of all the dougall stalkers lol
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
That’s right, It’s across the street from Hamilton… It’s been a few years since I was on campus… and yes, Bean was really designed by an Architect who also designed prisons… I forget the name, but I saw the plans once in facilities services
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
awesome
all my friends that got in there are complaining. whats so bad about it?
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
tiny rooms (even by UO standards) tiny hallways, it’s a little further from everything
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Bean = Jail
I was there when I went to UO. I just about could have layed down on the floor and touched every wall in the room.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
ya
a couple kids got lucky and got dorms in the LLC. i haven’t been inside but supposedly they’re really nice. i’m not too worried about the dorms. the only thing is im kinda a clean freak and i might worry about the whole communal bathroom thing
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
sound advice
athletes foot sucks
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
huh
interesting
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
by dougall5505 on Aug 17, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
My Dad retired from Cal Poly SLO
which has a pretty decent arcitectural program,for a couple of years around 80 it was the fastest growing college in the country.The growth worshipers were drooling over the projections and they were cranking out all sorts of visions of granduer new venue projects without a thought to student housing,traffic ect infrastructure issues and made a mess of it.
by southern oregon on Aug 17, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
good points, although there aren’t any boxes at the new place just more luxury seats.
the whole thing has bad timing. I wouldn’t be surprised to see the place only 1/2 full for some games that first season if we have a bad year next year.
plus the whole projections for it making money quickly sound a little fishy, same with the new baseball stadium
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
yeah, the money thing is another issue… plus if you’re not a student you have to pay a “construction fee” in addition to another donation in addition to your ticket price
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
you don’t have to pay that for all the seats. but if you don’t want a seat up in the rafters in the end zones then you do have to pay. that is if your getting season tix
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
donors. technically i don’t think any of phil knight’s 100 mil donation went directly to the arena. but it was a major catalyst for more donations
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
lol
"If I told Brandon Roy every day what he needs to do, eventually he’s just going to give me the Heisman." – John Townsend via Wendell Maxey
http://www.beyondthebeat.net/20090817329/2009-articles/august/john-townsend-shoots-straight.html
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
The stupid reply function has not worked all day
even after a reboot
by southern oregon on Aug 17, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions
works fine for me
perhaps it’s not so stupid after all
by The Arkitect on Aug 17, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Works fine for me too
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Dial-up, over 700 comments, and a bunch of pictures are probably not helping your cause.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
whats your fav theme song rendition? i like the strange tones’ http://trailblazerscentercourt.blogspot.com/2009/08/music-video-project-day-one-auditions.html
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Weird 92’s comment had scroll bars in it
And they actually worked, anyone else get this???
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Are you saying I'm weird?
or that the scrollies are weird?
(I am fine either way)
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s the problem with English, there’s no way to mean it both ways.
Weird, 92’s comment
Weird 92’s comment
Getting slammed again at work, have to discuss your bizarre strangeness at a later date
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Nah...it's easy...here is how it goes
That weird 92 and his weird scrollies ……are weird
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
ugh they are wearing the rip city jersey during the season
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blazers will sweep the series against the l@kers this season
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
please please please please please
pass it to bynum.
and I don’t see BOTH Ron Ron and Kobe passing the ball in one possession
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
What is wrong with those uni's
The girls like to see some leg too
by southern oregon on Aug 17, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Clyde's dunks were nothing
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Where is Thomas's right hand in that pic??
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Michael Jordan retires, falls into empty space
The editorial will be about early-onset depression among formerly great athletes who have nothing to do now. Maybe a golf green background would have also worked.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Um MB just said that Dre wasn't nearly as good of a defender as Steve Blake...
what is he smoking. Dre must be absolutely terrible at defending.
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
What would be the irony of Markus Wheaton
making the big TD catch to win the Civil War in Autzen?
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
i would cry
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
re your discussion with Mort
You should at least look into the yi gun gin/chi kung[some times translated as “the iron shirt”] martial arts exercises. I started them at about 40, got quite a bit stronger, still do them and there aint a lot of 60+ ultimate and VB players around.
by southern oregon on Aug 17, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
thats a idea
have you heard of rolfing? my cousin says its a mix between massage and the chiropractor. he says its helped him a lot. he used to have a lot of aches and pains but thats all gone away.
im thinking about doing it or something else like yoga that would increase my flexibility. right now i have terrible flexibility, i can hardly touch my toes. also after i play basketball or work out my knee hurts really bad, especially if i leave it immobile for a long time after working out. my ankles also hurt and they roll really easily.
im thinking if i increase my flexibility and stuff it would take care of some of this stuff. also overall flexibleness should make me quicker faster and stronger. really theres no downside to being more flexible. hopefully it makes me jump higher too
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
lol rolfing.... don't buy the hype, holmes.
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serious my cuz says it really works
why you have doubts?
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
i am not objective on the issue
To me, chiropractic treatment is like using magic crystals or hypnosis. Just cuz someone invents a field of “medicine” and starts handing diplomas, doesn’t mean it does any good.
Plus, rolfing is a funny word.
I’d just get one of these, and save yourself a ton of money.
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ya we didn't really take my cousin seriously, its a weird name
he pays 100 per session. once a week. a little steep for me.
whatever i might just do yoga. hopefully my instructor will be hot
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
My grandpa knows a lot of herbal and holistic treatments, acupuncture etc
What I’ve seen works really well. I have no idea what rolfing is. When I was a kid I wouldn’t eat, couldn’t gain weight, and was unusually warm anyways I ate bananas coated in castrol oil for about 2 months and it went away.
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I still have really warm hands though,
One of the many reasons I am bad with clay.
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wow sounds like me
cept for the banana part. plus my hands aren’t just hot, they’re always sweaty
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Hahaha
Maybe you should try it. He’s prescribed it to more than just me. You don’t need to eat the whole thing just the first half. Something like that. I was only like 5 when this happened, but I remember it tasting not too pleasant.
That or you are just slower to develop? I had a hard time putting on muscle till about this summer.
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im just really skinny. im trying to work out and stuff but more for endurance not strength. idk if i’ll do that lol
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Well endurance is pretty easy isn't it?
Just go running.
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but i hate running lol
rather just run up and down the bball court lol
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Why didn't you use Pennzoil instead of Castrol?
Did the oil work as a lubricant? Last time I drank motor oil, it came out the next day in the same state it went in, only it turned orange.
yi gun gin is just an isometric,kundlini breathing thing
It wont do any thing but make your upper body and ankles stronger and improve your lung capacity
by southern oregon on Aug 17, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Start with yoga
You’d be surprised how much it helps with flexibility. It also strengthens all sorts of little muscles (it’ll help with your ankles) and stabilize joints. Plus, yoga classes are a lot cheaper that rolfing and they’re everywhere. You belong to a gym? There are tons of classes my gym, and I’ve run into only a couple of teachers that aren’t good. It’s also nice to be able to choose among several teachers, as they all have different approaches. Some are more woo-woo than others.
I’d suggest letting the teacher know that your knee hurts after basketball, so that she/he can pay attention to your alignment and maybe suggest alternate poses that will help the knee.
I don't like yoga
it tastes funny somehow…..I like ice cream instead
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Ya know, after yoga classes I'm STARVED
It takes every ounce of self control I have to walk past the bakery.
My only real issue is flexability in my back and I am going to take some yoga class's to address it
How ironic it is that the teacher is one of my step daughters and I taught her yi gun gin when she was a teenager?
by southern oregon on Aug 17, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks for the advice
ya i belong to a gym. im def gonna do the classes if they aren’t too early
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
I always mean to go to the yoga classes
but haven’t made it yet. maybe on thursday???
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracillis.
I'm seeing District Nine tonight, that's what's up. Woot!
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such a good movie!
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
sweet!!!
Gonna go see it this week. I hate what the critics write about action movies, so it’s best to just ignore them.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracillis.
are the critics saying its bad?
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
by dougall5505 on Aug 17, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Psst, nothin. Watching paint dry, literally.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
cool ...what did you tag, home slice?
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
No tagging for me
I haven’t done that since high school. I’m painting, well, a painting.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You think defacing a canvas is better than defacing my fence!!!
I loved that canvas!!!
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
So, I've only ever tagged one thing, and this the short skinny of it:
It was december, montana, I was leaving for college in a couple days. There was a new “God” billboard on a major street in my town. It read “I saw that—God” It was all black with white lettering. My friends and I got up there painted out “God” and replaced it with “Santa”. It might have been my one moment of civil justice.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
My 6 year old son (at the time) asked why there are camels in nativity scenes
I told him that the 3 wise men smoked Camels while on their journey to find the baby Santa…..my wife made tell him the truth so he wouldn’t tell Grammy
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, hmmm. Uhhh, you replaced one myth with another.
But you’re my hero anyway. Don’t ban me.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I just started a blog. Most of my new stuff is there. I don’t know if I’m going to show the stuff I’m working on right now, because there is a chance I’ll show them on first thursday at a gallery (I’ve never shown any of my work). Tomorrow someone is coming by to look at what I have (like 40 pieces). I think their artist just dropped out and they’re talking to me about putting up soemthing like 10 pieces… So…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Congrats
put that tagging one out front!!
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not getting my hopes up. I’m just a drone who works in a office and has an expensive hobby…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
If you have forty pieces....
….you have to be good!! Or else they wouldn’t have let you do any more after the 1st dozen or so
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
na just that many since i've started
I’ve just started painting about a year and a half ago. I’m working on quantity until the quality starts to take place—consider it like taking 500 jump shots before a game.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I envision you doing this pic of Mort
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet I could make t-shirts of mercury w/ head band, we could all be Mortimer's #1 fan
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeh he would like those shirtses
He may not care for the sketch though
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. That's a good likeness.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
LMAO
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 18, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
thanks for taking a peek
It’s not much, but my mom likes it, so that’s good.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I missed the memo about you being a visual arts kinda person
I always though you were one of them word people.
I’m more of a word person, I guess. I don’t know about this whole “painting” thing. The next piece I want to do, will be based around TS Eliot’s Hollow Men—that is if I can get it to come out right…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I have some sculpture chops
But I cant even draw stick people
by southern oregon on Aug 17, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm constantly amazed at how talented some of the Bedgers are.
I like that you describe your creative process.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
thanks!
most of the stuff goes through a whole disaster process. I thought it would be interesting to show that—most things don’t really ever seem to work out; that’s kind of central to my life, etc…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked the nude
it was well rendered
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Flagged for being male.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
It was art!!!
You are supposed to be that close to it….I was admiring the brush work
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha! (you will notice the lack of subsequent "ha's" which
indicates a note of derision rather than acknowledgment of any kind of risibility) That’s a likely story!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Have you ever been the subject of art??
(that is called going on the offensive…..by being offensive!!)
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, yes, but I was clothed. So there.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I'm half-watching Coheed & Cambria videos. Good times.
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Forever ever? Forever ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever?……
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
I Just recced it. So there.
I didn’t realize southern oregon had been around so long.
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Southern oregon has some of the oldest rocks in the state
Just saying
by southern oregon on Aug 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That is funny
I was just telling someone that
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I also mentioned that they were dangly
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe stones would be a better term
But yeah they hang low this time of year
by southern oregon on Aug 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Spray some canned air on em
that should take care of the issue
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just thinking that
I shoulda just kept my mouth shut and re-posted it….that would be funny …sorta…well maybe not….shoot, I don’t know
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Mortzy! Chat with me!
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Can't you see he is busy talking to me!!!
geez
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I am talking smack about Canzano on CIP's facebook to kill the time. so bored.
wife and kid are out of town all week. anybody want to have a Guitar Hero party?
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while the fam is out, you should weigh the idea of disappearing forever:
use this article as a refernce point for what to do and not to do
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
watching B Roy highlights is a great way to pass the time
makes me really want the season to start though…
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
I think I am gonna be mega PO'd
if we win the championship wearing them Rip City jerseys
(psst….I am gonna be super happy if that actually happened …but I am trying to make them ugly mo-hounds lucky somehow)
"I'm tired" -Me
I heard it was either that...
or a huge headshot of Blaze the Trail Cat on the front of the jerseys. Which would you pick?
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Championship or no championship??
in this scenario??
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Im ready to declare this one my fav
Do you take it up the zach?
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Just curious if anyone else
got repeatedly owned by that sun in Mario
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
Why all the Jordan pics lately
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 17, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that Brad Daugherty
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 17, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
and patrick chewing’s eye and half a face is lingering…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 17, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought Brad would have made a great Blazer
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 18, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
The hydro power symbol should be
The little dragon monsters from bubble bobble. Those guys were cute.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracillis.
Bionic commando was also a very good game.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracillis.
I also liked super pitfall
even though it was incredibly difficult and kind of stupid.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracillis.
super mario kart is probably the best game ever.
Toad was the mushroom!!! not the man.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracillis.
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 17, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's see what else...
I have to work on october 14th, kinda upset about that. Would have loved to go see a game in the coliseum again. sigh…
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracillis.
Anyone else find it amusing
That Rubio’s “handlers” have been able to extort $60000 in endorsment pledges from the scrub pine puppies faithfull to help poor little Rickey with his buyout. I wonder if the league office has a situational ethics clause that is flexable enough to look the other way?
by southern oregon on Aug 17, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions
better memories
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by Dirty Socks on Aug 17, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
This should be one of our alternate jerseys
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracillis.
we gonna play jerseys vs skins?
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by Dirty Socks on Aug 17, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure Cablinasian will approve of this bold prediction from the good Rotoevil preview of the Blazers (linked by Ben in Full Court Press)
Before the trade deadline, Portland will send Outlaw & Blake to Chicago for Kirk Hinrich + a future 2nd round pick
http://www.rotoevil.com/nba/2009-2010-team-preview-portland-trail-
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
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The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 17, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If that went down, I'd cream my jeans.
Sadly, though, I doubt that the once deified Kevin Pritchard could pull off such a savvy move. Heck, he’s no Daryl Morey—there’s no ifs, ands, or buts about it.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
If only we could have a team of role players
Built around two incredibly fragile (and known to be fragile for years) stars who never won anything when healthy.
IF ONLY WE COULD HAVE SUCH A MASTERMIND AT THE HELM OF OUR FAN-SHIP. Then maybe we could make the 2nd round someday.
Hey all
Timbo strikes again. He posted part 2. Don’t know if that was mentioned yet, and I don’t have time to read through all these
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Anyone know where I can find the full segement of this clip?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
I just finished watching the movie Taken.
There aren’t any twists. If you like a guy killing a ton of bad guys, then this film MIGHT be for you if you can get over the absolutely absurd action sequences.
Love.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Aug 18, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hate babies
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 18, 2009 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just finished watching the movie The International
There are way too many twists. If you like boring movies with little action, then this film MIGHT be for you if you can get over the absolutely absurdly boring sequences.
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
that movie was the worst
There's always money in the banana stand!
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true dat
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
by dougall5505 on Aug 19, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Cable, bumaye! NFL season could be fun in Oakland again
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Eh, Art Shell would've pancaked Randy Hanson.
Oddly enough, Hanson is a native Washingtonian.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
Could someone help me
with a link to Brandon Roy’s newest shoes? I have found a bazillion images but I’m not sure which is the newsest style?
Backcourt game - 24/7
They have husky purple on them don't they?
That’s a shame but for Roy I’ll swallow my tongue.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
here's a link to the new nike commercial
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://ohhello.tv/images/uploads/graphic-nikeroy-large.jpg&imgrefurl=http://ohhello.tv/index.php/work/view/nike_trainer_1_-_brandon_roy/&usg=__ren-A9jUzIYS8Cl7Emt0oKeaFqY=&h=314&w=420&sz=142&hl=en&start=7&tbnid=UGC0ZfDSCdkcDM:&tbnh=93&tbnw=125&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dnike%2Btrainer%2B1%2Bbrandon%2Broy%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Dstrict%26client%3Ddell-usuk%26channel%3Dus%26ad%3Dw5
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
just copy and paste the whole shibang.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
And for anyone still up at 2 AM
clash of the gods is on the history channel. It’s about Hades. Rad!
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
I learned how to paste pics into bedge tonight. Sorry if this is getting old. but hades is cool.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
never knew that...
Hades, zeus, and poseidon drew twigs to see who would rule the heavens, sea, and underworld. poor hades.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
That and Gracilis.
just watched the 60 minutes interview of vick
and its pretty clear to me that vick has learned nothing from going to prison. The whole interview sounds like he is being told exactly what to say in his ear and he seems to be holding back a smirk the whole time. This really irks me as an eagles fan because i wanted to be able to give him a second chance and just enjoy his play on the field but it really seems that he doesn’t care.
It seemed like he didn’t actually care about abusing the dogs. It did seem like he realized that he made a bad decision, however. I really don’t care about his thoughts on how animals should be treated, as long as he doesn’t make another stupid mistake like that.
Love.
to me
he seemed mostly remorseful that his life got derailed for a while. He kept talking about how he lost all his money and mentioned that this wasn’t how his life was supposed to go. Ya he probably won’t do anything that stupid again but not because he doesn’t believe it’s wrong but that he is worried about getting in trouble for it, again.
by phillyduck23 on Aug 18, 2009 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Me too
That’s the point of prison. If I kill a guy because I don’t like him and go to prison. The only thing I might regret when I get out is getting caught.
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