8/15 Junk Drawer-It's summer whatcha doin?
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 15, 2009 10:12 AM PDT
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So normally by this time in summer, I would have already gone on a couple of fishing trips, gone camping a few times and had some serious BBQ under my belt. But since THIS year I have to go to a wedding in Maine, where I am one of the groomsman, most of my recreational funds have been allocated. And because the doctor says my triglycerides are high I have to lay off the bbq,(too bad I already made 3 gallons of sauce). In your face Doc- I feel funny.....
So just wondering what are everyone's favorite things to do in the summer, things you can only do in the summer, what you have done this summer, what you wish you had done this summer, et. al.....
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and mine has this
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
I hate Chuck Norris
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 15, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
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"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Aug 15, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
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"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 16, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
and this
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
stupid copyrights
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 15, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
and this
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
We don't need to have dueling JD's again
One of you needs to consolidate with the other
"I'm tired" -Me
and this. follow the link
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if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
I will say that my JD had more comments than this one did.
barely ever post… blech, had to delete it the one time I actually decided to make one.
I spent a good fifteen minutes on mine trying to find a perfect picture, working on the writing, making it nice…
BLAH. Blue, I mean yel… aghh….
optimism ftw
this was my first time too. I'm sorry you can have tomorrow
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
Watching the track and field world championships day 1 in the next few hours
Just went to a beer garden, which was nice.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
beer garden where?
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 15, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I found it hard to follow track and field when every star seems to get busted for PEDs.
optimism ftw
by Cablinasian on Aug 15, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that’s a problem. I’m e.g. against inducting Michael Johnson into the Olympics hall of fame when all his teammates in the 4 × 400 have admitted and/or been caught using PEDs. But it was my sport, so I still follow most events. And I expect the audience in Berlin to be very good. I attended the world championships in Paris and Edmonton, and that was fantastic already.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Looks like we might as well throw-in the towel
and allow all athletes over the age of 18 to take whatever drugs they want to take to enhance their performance. It would at least put everyone on a level playing field again, and we could drop the pretense of having the situation under control. At least until they start looking like this:
Doesn't really work for international competition. Then the Olympic committee would have to support poor nations with designer drugs.
Apart from the health aspects, which should absolutely stop teenagers (especially girls) from taking steroids.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Memo from Comcast to Mortimer:
If “League” is such a bad movie, why do we show it 24/7 year-in and year-out?!
Turkey is playing Great Britain in basketball friendly match, and Ilyasova is the best Turkish player on the court
Congratulations Toronto, you now got the not-best Turkish and the not-best Italian players when it comes to important international games, for $50+ million each.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
by Norsktroll on Aug 15, 2009 11:02 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Freeland plays good, just grabbed an offensive rebound and dunked it
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
he’ll be a great Blazer in 2032.
optimism ftw
by Cablinasian on Aug 15, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
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There's always money in the banana stand!
Now accessible for R rated comments at thetinfoil@gmail.com
Or he will replace the other Joel in 2011
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
has his buyout been publicized? I was out of town when the Freeland news happened.
optimism ftw
by Cablinasian on Aug 15, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but reportedly "fair". I assume it's around or less than the 500k NBA teams can pay.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
or I have to get the baby seal fur upholstery replaced in my gold covered gulfstream 5 today
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 15, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Asafa Powell just qualified for the 100m semi finals first, after not performing well in the first round
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Joe Smith to Hawks, Rob Kurz to Cavaliers
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Rob Kurz is the worst player in the NBA
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Aug 15, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Adonal Foyle is incensed that you have overlooked him. Kenny Thomas would be angry, but he’s busy eating.
optimism ftw
by Cablinasian on Aug 15, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
How about the two Collins brothers
Or oft-injured oft-overweight Jerome James.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Jerome James should be better… I mean, he was tutored by the legendary Kareem… the famous teacher who has instructed such skilled players as James and Kandi.
optimism ftw
by Cablinasian on Aug 15, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
At least Kwame now starts, backed up by Wallace and Wilcox
At the end of the first months, I would bet Wilcox starts though.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Wilcox is a better player, for sure
But he’s small for a PF already, and then you got Charlie V as an absolutely no-defense partner at PF to go along with Wilcox’s lack of defense…
Man, that is a decidedly un-Pistons like big man trio/quatro.
Charlie V will offer more offense than an unmotivated Sheed, but not even a fraction of the defense. Wilcox a less versatile offensive game consisting of dunks is the other alternative at PF/C.
Kwame is at least a big-sized role playing big man who has a role on most teams because of his size. I wasn’t really trying to make fun of him, just that Kareem’s teachings didn’t seem to take. He’s got a 25% or less success rate!
Tiger = the man
There's always money in the banana stand!
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USA strong in shot put so far, but a German athlete just threw out a good attempt that brought him to silver after 3 attempts
Big applause in the arena. Some former world-class athletes in the audience.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
The Polish Olympic champ comes back, takes the lead with 21.90 meter
The dude is much more athletic (i.e. less of a belly) than your usual shot put athlete, and about 6’6’’ tall. Impressive.
Then immediate comeback by Christian Cantwell of the US. Great competition.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Cantwell wins, gold for USA. Ahead of Poland, Germany.
Cute and athletic Jessica Ennis leads heptathlon for UK after day 1.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
She was out for a year with an ankle fracture, missing the Olympics. Impressive.
So far she has only won medals in junior competitions, and placed 4th 2 years ago in Osaka at the last world championships. Sweden’s almost legendary Carolina Klüft isn’t competing in heptathlon however (too dominant), she tries just her best individual disciplines long jump, high jump and triple jump now.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Wow, Klüft was really a gold lady. And she "retired" for now in her mid-twenties dominating pentathlon and heptathlon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_Klüft
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
She is English-Jamaican, born in Sheffield
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Question for Mort.....does your wife look like this when jumping into bed?
Especially with the eyes closed
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 15, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
She chucks a javelin at me when I say gross things too
But she calls it a spear.
I looked up more pics. Her profile up above looked like wife, but no frontal shots did. Plus my wife is a lawyer, and thus not buff like that. Wife is curvier and more negroid.
But damn, that profile was almost a dead ringer! I tell ya.
your wife is black?
if so then you are the man. I cant get minorities to talk to me
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
She doesn't talk him
She tells him what to do
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 15, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I cant even get that
they just call me cracker mccrackerson and then leave
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I think it's the dragon tattoo
Dragons were notorious in olden tymes for eating minorities.
Minorities have built up an evolutionary distrust of dragons.
I dont have a dragon tattoo
I have a snake with a skeleton body that is wearing a goat’s head and cape while holding a chalice in one hand and stabbing me in my swimsuit area with a dagger that it is holding in the other.
That tattoo is a lot of things, but it is certainly not a dragon.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
But my definition of a dragon
Is a snake with a skeleton body that is wearing a goat’s head and cape while holding a chalice in one hand and stabbing me in my swimsuit area with a dagger that it is holding in the other.
If we ever meet
I am going to order my not dragon to stab you in the swimsuit area.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Take off the pointy white hat
I know you wear it cause you are into performing white magic …..but it might be causing some misunderstandings….either that or show them your wand
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 15, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I should probably take off
my “Kris Kristofferson is Kewl” acronym tshirt
I guess Kris doesnent play for minorities
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
but Ryan Reynolds
was involved in that trilogy, and that is hard for minorities to get on board with.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
If you bring up 2 guys, a girl, and a pizza place to a Black person
It is like saying the N-word. I dunno why, I never watched the show, but you’re right… they hate him.
I was at the local chapter of the
NAACP and I tried to share my culture by showing a copy of Van Wilder…it did not go over well, and, I dont want to get into detail, but I am not welcome back.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
In an interview a long time ago
With Michael J Fox, he said whenever he is approached by a fan who is black, they only wanna talk about Teen Wolf, or they say it’s their favorite movie of his.
Watch Teen Wolf, study it, learn from it, and your problems will be over.
you think I havent
I have probably watched Teen Wolf at least a dozen times
I think my general look screams “NOT COOL”
time to get some lady jeans me thinks
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I think your thing is
You look too edgy for most of the Asians and Indians, but too white for Blacks and Hispanics. Asian people love clean cut white people.
Although this all from first impressions and general observation of races. Also I don’t really know what you look like lol. I’ve never “talked” to a black girl although I wouldn’t be opposed to it, or a hispanic girl. I’m also afflicted by Indian stereotypes WHICH SUCKS. I have friends of all races though, besides Indian, which seems a little odd.
The best bridging of the races moment for me last year was when I sat at a table full of black football players (best friend on campus is on the team) very awkward at first. And the dudes thought I was gay at the beginning. But eventually I was accepted lol.
Garden Variety Internet Denizen
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
There's always money in the banana stand!
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by TheTinfoil on Aug 15, 2009 12:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
that seems intriguingly random
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 15, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Norsk, your posting of Rudy Gay’s stats really got me going this morning. He has a nearly identical TS% to LaMarcus, but an offensive rating that is 15 points lower… essentially the range from excellent to very poor.
This really has me thinking that LaMarcus has been considered overrated for so long that now he’s underrated… I’d love to isolate the variables that result in LMA’s rating being so much higher. Maybe we underrated how few turnovers LMA commits.
optimism ftw
To clarify, offensive rating is completely undependent on team efficiency. It’s a measure of how many points a player would score if he was given the ball 100 times.
optimism ftw
by Cablinasian on Aug 15, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
except for those darn offensive fouls
he should cut back on those
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
I dunno… he already commits very, very few turnovers including offensive fouls. Does he really commit that many?
optimism ftw
by Cablinasian on Aug 15, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
While they have the same eFG%, that includes of course that threes are more valuable than twos. So LaMarcus is much more efficient while shooting a bad 3P% and because of that taking only 0.3 attempts per game. Well, there is a reason Gay won’t get extended already. LaMarcus is very efficient on dunks (88%) and close shots (53%) according to 82games, just his jumper (his by far most used shot) is hovering around 42% eFG%. Gay is much worse on those close shots, at 40%, and they make up 20% of his shots similar to LaMarcus. http://www.82games.com/0809/08POR11.HTM
I tried to bring up the comparison of Nic and Gay because Pelton mentioned Lewis as the most similar in his system, and I don’t really see that comparison based on visual style and the stats on basketball-reference, not when taking Lewis rookie year and not when taking his year 2 when both were 20. I think Nic will end up as a 3 who can play 2, not as a 3 who plays 4 a lot. He is more like Kobe (not in performance, but in built/size/speed/handles) or Gay in that regard. If Nic got those 27 minutes playing time now, much less the 37 minutes Gay got in his years 2 and 3, watch out.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
19 year old Linet Masai from Kenya beats two women from Ethiopia on the finish line over 10,000 m
After already almost stumbling twice on the last round fighting for position and overtaking. She literally overtook an already celebrating Ethiopian with her hands in the air 3 meter before the line. Never celebrate too early in track and field.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8R3wWqJ7lk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsPemjFoXUk
"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.
by Sabonis4Ever on Aug 15, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha!!!
Epic-friggin-fail!!!!!!!!!!!
Reno, Nevada is west of Los Angeles.
by RenoBlazerFan on Aug 15, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
What am I doing this summer?
I haven’t gone camping even once…..we bought a house and moved in July 1st, and it’s a fixer, but we got a smokin deal on it. Every spare moment I have I am working on the house before the weather gets cold. My only fun is quick hikes in the hills around the house with the mutt. I am meeting my daughter in Vegas for her 21st birthday, she’ll fly in from Portland, and I’ll drive down from Reno—so lookin forward to that….
Next summer, I am camping 3 out of 4 weekends a month from May thru September to make up for this!
Reno, Nevada is west of Los Angeles.
ugh i just woke up
i hate waking up late
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Hoopsworld suggests the Nets should target Travis and Joel, among others
http://www.hoopsworld.com/Story.asp?story_id=13583
Overrating Travis, underrating Joel a bit?
The best backup plan for Gay is Portland’s Travis Outlaw. Outlaw, who has similar talent to that of Gay, will be unrestricted and might be the odd man out after Brandon Roy’s extension and the impending extension of Aldridge.
With too much young talent in Portland, Outlaw would be given more opportunities with the basketball in New Jersey. That’s an incentive not many other franchises can offer.
Outlaw is making just around $4 million this season but that number could jump into eight figures after next summer. Blazers GM Kevin Pritchard has stated he wants Outlaw for the long-run, but it’s tough to keep so much young talent in one place.
If the team can’t bring back Boone, their best bet for a backup center might be Steven Hunter of Joel Przybilla. Przybilla, however, would cost more and expect close to starter’s minutes.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
there's no way Outlaw gets 10 million a year
if we still have him next year offer him something like 6/year
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Let someone pay Outlaw ten a year and then laugh at them as his inconsistencies are both financially painful and damaging to the potential win total.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
k, if Travis gets eight figures, something is seriously wrong. Trade him to Memphis now if that’s what his market value is.
optimism ftw
ironically he was statistically equal, maybe even superior, to Rudy Gay last year.
Inefficient scoring… it’s gonna cost ya.
optimism ftw
Yeah, I got no doubts
If you put Travis on a bad team, start him and play 30+ minutes (or as much as his asthma allows), and say “go get ’em”, he’ll average high teens at least with the random huge night.
doesent KP
love him some Gay? I guess if Travis gets himself a neckerchief he might get the same love from KP
I made a gay joke about Rudy Gay…hooray for me!
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I don't get it.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
That would be a funny trade, if Memphis wanted to avoid having to make Gay the QO
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
lol
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Isn't that why Memphis traded Love in the first place?
They couldn’t deal with……….well, you know.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
The event Casey was talking about in the last podcast. Via the Columbian, who also has a good interview with Ramsey I linked in the FanShots
Forty years of Blazermania kick off Monday
The Portland Trail Blazers will unveil plans to celebrate four decades of Blazermania during a press conference at 11 a.m. Monday at Mark Morris High School in Longview, Wash. …
From the Blazers’ press release:
The 2009-10 campaign marks the 40th season of Rip City. August 17, 2009 also marks the 40th anniversary of the team’s signing Bill Schonely.
WHO: Original voice of the Trail Blazers, Bill Schonely; original team member Dale Schlueter; Trail Blazers President Larry Miller; President Emeritus and Team Founder Harry Glickman, Ambassador Jerome Kersey; alum Terry Porter; radio analyst Antonio Harvey; and Trail Blazers executives.
WHERE: The site of the first-ever preseason game:
Mark Morris High School – Main Gym
1602 Mark Morris Ct.
Longview, WA 98632-3988
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
joel freeland looking good according to a stern warning on twitter
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Great Britain are lacking a lot of players right now.
But 16 points is good production from the young’n.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
Ivory Coast qualified for 2010 FIBA world championships after beating Cameroon (ft. Ruben Boumtje Boumtje) in Afrobasket
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Then Angola beat them for the title
Odd is that according to FIBA, all players for Angola play at home. I find that a bit hard to believe. Angola has some oil money, but overall is a pretty poor nation after a messy and long civil war. I don’t think their main clubs are rich. E.g. Olimpio Cipriano played for the Detroit Pistons in 2007-08 summer league. He should have no problems getting a spot on a league team in Spain or Portugal.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
all time great name
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
He averaged 4.3 points and 3.3 rebounds per game. I don't see an NBA job in his near future. He is in Germany now.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Sitting in the corner watching my lover eat pudding
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 15, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
YOUR FACE IS PUDDING
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
Don't be upset, there's plenty of room for people with sloppy faces. Look at Hedo, he's doing just fine.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
Please, man from burger land, do not fool me with your lies.
This is not the Great Escape, men do not have strong jaws lines and broad shoulders like those men.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
There's good looking people everywhere, all over the world
But I do think there are more good lookin’ people in America, because everyone is all mixed up (even if “just” Euro mutts), and I think it makes for better looking people.
Not everyone is good looking here, of course, but there are a ton of good looking people all over.
I’m not gonna say we got a higher percentage of good looking people here, maybe just more people overall making us have more good looking people over all but not per capita. But any hot American celebrity has a million doppelgangers in LA or NYC who looks as good or better.
The square jawed broad shouldered type seemed more prevalent these days with Australian men I’ve met, and not so much with the Americans. We are pretty soft.
Norway and the Czech Republic make me lose all sense of what's good looking.
But Americans have a broad spectrum, Obesity crisis -- Super hot hotties. The median tipping more to the right.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
Is this Jeremy Clarkson?
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 15, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I would commit suicide if I woke up and I was Jeremy Clarkson.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
I still think it's you Jeremy
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 15, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Winston Churchill should be brought back from the dead.
Speed limits should be abolished.
Caravans should be outlawed.
A tax on owning a Prius should be imposed.
Taxation on income above £100,000 will be nil.
Trees will be used to make big, shouty, painful things not oxygen.
Happy now? You know who I really am.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
Nah the real Jeremy would have added "in the world" to everything you just wrote
poser
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 15, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
You want to ban my little Airstream?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I'm joking Morty.
You’re so manly you converted Sophia from feminism to all out male worship.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
I thought there were a lot of babes in France
And even though my particular type isn’t blondes, I thought there were a lot of babes in Sweden.
Eastern Europe was crazy with model looking type babes.
I thought Morocco had babes too.
BABES.
brazil.
/end thread
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Yeah
Which gives more credence to my belief that crazy mix-em-ups between the different ethnicities makes for better looking people.
My wife won’t let me go there alone.
Mezclados for the the win
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
omg its so true tho
i would die for some amazing/crazy mix-ups. half cuban/half asian, half hawaiian/half mexican etc= such a turn on
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Black/Indigenous/Hispanic = awesome.
I’m perfectly happy with the way my girlfriend looks though.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
isnt she
indigenously British?
or am I mixing you up with someone else
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
My girlfriend is from Bergen i Norge.
She’s stereotypically Norwegian.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
I just watched
a documentary on Black Metal and they talke about Bergen a bit.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Bergen is the second biggest city in Norway and there's a lot of musical heritage there.
Edvard Grieg for example is from Bergen.
it is seriously pretty in the surrounding area.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
I dont think that dude
is in Gorgoroth
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I saw that documentary.
It was really well done. It was funny that one of the main guys they were interviewing (the guy from the racist band Grom) is essentially irrelevant in past or present black metal, but he looks awesome so they kept letting him talk.
There's always money in the banana stand!
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we must be talking different movies
This one mostly interviewed the drummer from Dark Throne, Immortal, and Varg from Burzum/Mayhem.
Also, it was not well done
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Ok.
I’ll try to find a link to the one I rented.
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the one I saw
was called “Until the light takes us”
Not so good
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I wouldn’t say I’m a “fan” of black metal per se, but I really liked this song. This band was in the movie quite a bit.
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Norwegians can get kind of crazy for black metal although they produce much better country and folk singers.
Some that really, really ought to be famous outside of Norway but just cant or wont bother to break through into many foreign markets.
There aren’t as many emoish little miscreints in Norway as in Britain though yet our metal scene isn’t that well known.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
I like Clawfinger, though that isn't exactly metal. More crossover.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Britian's metal scene isnt that well known?
Norway has one of the most known metal scenes around
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Honestly, I was involved in it for a while, and not many people in Britain had a clue. I don't know what it's like internationally though.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
I knew a couple of Norwegians
they loved to make fun of the Fins
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 15, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
That's because the Finns are crazy :)
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
ya
either way i’ve found in most cases the better looking she is the more high maintenance she are. Everything has been handed to them in life just because of their beauty.
my girl isn’t drop dead gorgeous or anything but she is pretty fine. plus she doesn’t act like she’s entitled cuz she’s not ugly
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
word
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 15, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Babes > Boobs
I haven’t been to Sweden yet but the stereotpye of bloneness definitely seems to be true judging by the Swedes I have met.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
The Sweedes are notriously easy, almost as easy as the Auzzies
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 15, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You could play "2 people 1 pudding" blindfolded. Yes, I have no explanation for this picture.
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
jorts!
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
you try to feed your partner pudding faster than anyone else
and you’re both blindfolded so neither person can alleviate the random fumbling
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
sounds dirty
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
amazing grace
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUmyuDDnkBI
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
I am not going to watch this
but is it about white people?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
nope
don’t want to sound racist but its some black guy that sounds like a crack head singing amazing grace. pretty terrible
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
NBA 2k10 looks pretty. Only Jermaine Duprie in that viral video is heckuva annoying. Always hated that guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXcep3byiuo
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
kinda cool
autzen blue turf
via trumpetduck at ATQ
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
haha
of course
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
The same blue turf idea is in action in Berlin at the world championships
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
never seen a blue track before
you know how many ducks are competing?
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
LaMichael James is tearing it up at oregon
kid got his 2nd TD to far in todays scrimmage
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
good
he really needs to be the lightning to blounts thunder
by phillyduck23 on Aug 15, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
he had some crazy highlights in high school
im looking for them on youtube right now but can’t find them. you find any?
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
nope but i think i have seen some of them before
i know he is a speed fiend, which is good cause he lived in the same dorm as me(so i saw him afew timesin street clothes) and he really doesn’t look like much(kinda short and not much muscle) but that really doesn’t matter if they can’t catch him
by phillyduck23 on Aug 15, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
what year or you? and what dorm?
im a frosh next year?
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
im will be a sophomore this year
and i was in barnhart which is the dorms off campus, a ton of the athletes stayed in that dorm, so do u know were ur staying next year?
by phillyduck23 on Aug 15, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
ya im in mcallaster, in walton complex
you doing the dorms again or finding a apartment?
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
im in an apt.
and its almost right across the street from autzen
by phillyduck23 on Aug 15, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
the stadium apartments?
a couple of my friends going to lane are staying there. nice and close to autzen
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
i think im across the street from them
im in chase
by phillyduck23 on Aug 15, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
cool
im so pumped for football season. it’ll take my mind off blazer offseason
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Wade to the Bulls in 2010. Just a wet dream of Bulls fans, or will it happen?
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
they won’t be enough under the cap unless they trade us Kurt.
More likely Bosh to Miami with Wade.
optimism ftw
Larry Bird has found a funny comparison for Psycho-T: Himself
I couldn’t be more pleased than to have a young man with the talent and character Tyler has. He sort of reminds me of when I came out. There was always this skepticism that we wouldn’t be able to play in this league against these players. His future is going to be filled with nothing but accolades.
We also re-signed one of our rising young talents, Josh McRoberts.
Good luck with that, Larry Legend.
http://www.nba.com/pacers/news/advertorials_2009.html
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Larry Bird did say himself there needs to be more white stars in the NBA
He’s trying to fulfill this vision by his lonesome.
Has he called you yet??
"I'm tired" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Aug 15, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
scary ad im getting on BE
they must have figured out im insecure about my skinniness
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
"I found out I have a body type that builds muscles easily. Then I took steroids. Now look at me"
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
looks like the steroids enlarged his eyes
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
I think that's ugly.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
The average child will eat 1500 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches by the time they graduate high school
so...
district 9 was awesome. Go watch it if you haven’t already.
"B-Roy is the best shooting guard I have played against"
-Ron Artest
cool thanks
im planning on seeing it tomorrow
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Sweden plans to enforce speed limit more rigorously (via Digg)
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
Lol, Mythbusters want to do an episode about the poop hitting the fan
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
must have missed that myth
What is supposed to happen when poop hits the fan anyway?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
cleaning my air force ones
before and after pics coming soon
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
timbers up 1 to zero
live on usllive.com
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Adam Savage on failures at Maker Fair. Funny and interesting. And another interview with both Mythbusters.
http://fora.tv/2009/05/30/MythBuster_Adam_Savages_Colossal_Failures
http://fora.tv/2009/08/06/MythBusters_Just_the_Facts
I know Timmay would like it
"I'm addicted to polo y'all...respect my fresh" - Travis25Outlaw
nasty blount stiff arm in today's scrimmage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktOyVo6WT_E
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Random trivia
Under the correct temperature and pressure condition, liquid helium will flow upward along the surface of the contain it is held in.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
awesome
video?
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
here's the wiki link
I don’t know if there’s a video of it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helium#Helium_II_state
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
most fluid/container interfaces do this
and form a meniscus. Are you talking about the more interesting fountain effect that is mentioned in the article?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
the helium will flow up and out of the container
not just move up the side slightly due to surface tension
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Wierd I can comment here
But the reply dont work
by southern oregon on Aug 15, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
one time i made a bunch of comments in a junk drawer
but none of them showed up because i was logged onto the junk drawer on a different computer. so just letting everyone know that doesn’t work
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
lol, i'm always logged on with my laptop and my desktop...
works fine
by In Walks Rudy on Aug 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
really?
i’ve only done it once i think. but i posted like five comments that weren’t there when i got back to the other computer. maybe they just got deleted for some reason
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
just blame Prez...
it’s usually the safest bet
by In Walks Rudy on Aug 15, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
if you already have the thread you’re commenting in open, then the comments you make from the other computer will be “invisible” until you refresh the page.
optimism ftw
by Cablinasian on Aug 15, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
o i see.
thanks
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
by dougall5505 on Aug 16, 2009 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
go rec my franchise!!!
show those Bulls what a real team is!
by In Walks Rudy on Aug 15, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I went with this lineup on my first go around
Rajon Rondo (5)
Rudy Ferdenanz (3)
Trever Ariza (3)
Paul Millsap (4)
Brook Lopez (5)
Steve Blake (2)
Marvin Williams (3)
Channing Frye (2)
Lots of shooting, pretty good defense, young, should be able to play uptempo, so I’ll go with D’Antoni as coach
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
I had to make another one
Jameer Nelson (4)
Brandon Roy (6)
Trevor Ariza (3)
Chris Bosh (6)
Joel Przbilla (2)
Steve Blake (2)
Thabo Sefolosha (2)
Channing Frye (2)
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Miller (4)
Roy (6)
Batum (3)
Aldridge (5)
Oden (4)
Blake (2)
Rudy (3)
I forgot my coach! Coach Nate!
by In Walks Rudy on Aug 15, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Chris Paul (7)
Brandon Roy (6)
Nicolas Batum (3)
Anthony Randolph (3)
Greg Oden (4)
Shavlik Randolph (1)
Rasual Butler (2)
Jerryd Bayless (1)
I treated all players not on the list as 1s, as they weren’t good enough to gain a ranking.
optimism ftw
by Cablinasian on Aug 15, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Cheater
I think I went with Rose, Roy, Batum, Millsap, Marc Gasol – bench Joel who is criminally underrated, Lou Williams, Danilo Gallinari/Mike Miller.
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Gina Carano just got dominated by Cris Cyborg
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What is the toughest=withstand the most foot pounds of crushing pressure
Rock known to modern man?
by southern oregon on Aug 15, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions
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ummm
granite? certainly nothing sedimentary…..metamorphic makes the most sense
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Did you know that a dirty sock droped in a punch bowl will ruin a party?
by southern oregon on Aug 15, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions
How to tie your shoes
http://www.maildumper.com/how-to-tie-your-shoe-laces.html
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
I was watching Braddock:Missing in Action 3 a little while ago
those darn vietcong had Braddock all rigged up in this thingamajig on his tippy-toes with his wrists tied up in the air to a rope that was connected through a series of pully’s to the trigger of a gal-danged genuine commie issue 12 guage. And in front of the barrel was a chair they strapped Braddock’s vietnamese little buddy to, so if Braddock flinched it would’ve blown this kids head clean off. Clearly these evildoers had not seen a Norris film before though cause if they had, they’d a realized it was gonna take a lot more than that to get him to show emotion. After about three minutes the commander went nuts, and had his lacky’s bust out the jumper cables. They hooked it onto a metal collar around Braddock’s neck and what happened when they pulled the switch? Not a dang thing, that’s what. Braddock actually got taller. And then realizing his defeat the commander lost his mind and played a singles game of russkie roullette. Braddock killed him with his mind. It was the greatest thing I have ever seen put on film.
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
I watched the SeaHawk game tonite
For a preseason game it actually looked like a real football game and I think there is hope this year.
by southern oregon on Aug 15, 2009 11:05 PM PDT reply actions
I was out all day, didn't see a single game. :(
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 15, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Bwahahahaha
Summoning Da Roybot
where are you?!
by The Roybot is super duper cool :) :) on Aug 15, 2009 11:15 PM PDT reply actions
youre da roybot?????
by The Roybot is super duper cool :) :) on Aug 15, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
f
I still don’t know who it is
by The Roybot is super duper cool :) :) on Aug 15, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The one that lives under the bridge
by southern oregon on Aug 15, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
I have a friend who used to keep an spray can of “cop be gone” in his truck
by southern oregon on Aug 15, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
coupled with a lighter, that stuff really works
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 15, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
what about these guys?
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