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Around SBN: Nevin Shapiro Vows To Bring Down Miami

July 09, 2k9 Evening Junk

What up? It's the Junk D. Here's some stuff before we get red hot and rollin'...

Sprite Slam Dunk Tour...you guys been followin' this thing? Some pretty cool dunks...nothing groundbreaking, but not bad for average Joes. This week they were in Philly. I think I saw BRP makin' out with some random chick in the background. Just kidding, we all know that would never happen.

Also, who on Bedge would you consider your biggest frenemy?

Last random thought: Sunday I'm movin' to town, so my BEER might temporarily take a dip (Blazers Edge Efficiency Rating).

Junking will commence in 3...2...1...

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Is anybody else having problems with SBN?

I’m having trouble accessing pages in both Firefox and Chrome. Is it just me, or is SBN the target of a North Korean cyber attack.

by Corvid on Jul 9, 2009 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I am too.

I don’t use IE but Firefox has been screwy today on SBN.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 9, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta' be North Korea...it's freaking out for me as well.

It took me forever to do my fanpost. I typed the whole thing and then it magically disappeared…bah let’s NUKE ’EM!! USA! USA! USA!

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it’s really buggy today.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

mininova

and piratebay are both wonky today as well

luckily all of my adult sites are just fine

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 9, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nasty, nasty problems here too

Front page loads slowly, then all links come back with an error.

Don’t know if it’s fixed, I got here through my RSS reader.

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was

but it’s fixed now

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Jul 9, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey everyone

What is the best program to use to clear out the computer of viruses and bad stuff?

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn't HAVE to be free

Just whatever is best, and not stupid expensive. Like, not a 1000 bucks.

Had another top secrets info leak, need to protect the ’puters better.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

as TIH suggested and a little more:

start with Pandasecurity scan, then run spybot search and destroy THEN run malwarebytes,

http://www.safer-networking.org/en/index.html
http://malwarebytes.org/

once you get rid of everything, I’d suggest keeping malwarebytes running as well as norton or another anti-virus program

if you can’t get rid of it/them, i can refer you to a tech site that runs several tests with you to remove the Zachs

good luck

by jstbeachy on Jul 9, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you sir!

I will do what everyone tells me mindlessly, because I no know no better.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those guys did a prety good job of covering

But I’d also add Spybot: Search and Destroy as a popular option.

The best way to go is to make an Ultimate Bood CD, and do this work outside of Windows. But let’s not go there unless you’re desperate.

Also, consider using Adblock and NoScript in Firefox to help prevent this in the future.

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assumed you meant Ultimate Blood CD
.
.
.
It is Mort after all

Welcome Patty Mills: Aussie Aussie Aussie... Oi Oi Oi

by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh hemm..........that's ma'am....thank you ma'am

well, I have a lot of experience with this crap…so I can find a couple of articles that indicate the steps you should take. Do you know which “viruses” you have? that would help!…the above steps help you to initially clear out what is going on…that is the first thing you need to do. If you don’t, they will just keep on comin’!

good luck!

by jstbeachy on Jul 9, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost wrote thank you sir/ma'am!

Why didn’t I? Gorsh.

I’ll try this stuff and then see where I’m at… thanks again for the help!

Morty

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Activate Windows Firewall. And/Or use a free one, I used to really like Zone Alarm

The free version is enough

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is a "rootkit"?

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 9, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

A malicious software that installs itself so it gets loaded every time while you boot

Then can execute all kinds of functions depending on what it is, such as logging keystrokes or taking over the computer to send spam. It essentially gives someone remote admin rights.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh

That sounds nasty. Can you get those without being stupid (i.e. downloading attachments from people you don’t know or clicking really dubious links)?

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 9, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep your computer up to date with Windows Update.

Make sure all critical and security patches are installed. Check for other software too, since stuff like Adobe Flash and Acrobat can be the culprit.

It’s still possible to get hit, if a brand new vulnerability (called 0-day, meaning “first day”) hits online. Then, it’s a matter of avoiding untrusted sites and being generally cautious.

Stuff like this drives me nuts as an IT guy. It’s a constant battle.

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, so just having

Flash and Acrobat on my computer can end up with somebody remotely controlling it theoretically?

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 9, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they're outdated/unpatched, yep

Always keep them current (and Java, as Jst reminds below!).

Even if everything is current, a small possibility exists of still getting infected, especially on untrustworthy sites, if a brand new vulnerability appears that a company hasn’t released a patch for yet.

Not trying to sound alarmist here btw…. unfortunately, this is just “how it is” online right now.

Linux and Mac are currently safer than Windows. Vista and Windows 7 have improved this to some level. If either of the other two grow in popularity, they’ll likely catch up to Microsoft in terms of vulnerabilities.

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

As others have noted, and I did not explicitly say above

Other ways to help prevent problems include:

- Running antivirus software that updates itself automatically
- Running Firefox with Adblock and NoScript (Fair warning, surfing the net with NoScript enabled is quite an adjustment)

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

keeps sites

from running java script without explicit permission

I use it and it is nice

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 9, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's especially cool about it

Is that it disables all scripting by default, then you tell it what you DO want to enable.

So if you don’t want to have script on random site X, it stays disabled. But if you do want it enabled at, say, Blazersedge.com, you can white-list this site so it always works.

The biggest problem is that sites often run scripts from multiple domains, so it’s hard to know what you’re enabling for sure.

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Full disclosure: I'm not using NoScipt right now

But I’m going to a limited number of sites these days anyway.

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I'm also not using Noscript right now

Because the author did this. It’s still a good extension, I just stopped using it on principle.

Any tech-heads who never saw the battle between Adblock and NoScript should definitely read the article.

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha how do these guys make money if it's free, open source stuff

do they really get that much in advertising?

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think he really gets that much honestly

But if he didn’t do that, he definitely gets zero dollars, so I think that’s why he made such a questionable decision. Looks like he learned his lesson the hard way though.

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't everything use Java?

See, I need to learn more about this but I’m lazier than Oden faking micro to get a year off from b-ball.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Many sites do use java. You'll need to enable scripting for the sites you trust

Then it’ll only block scripting for sites you don’t know, and you can decide those on a case-by-case basis.

It’s definitely an adjustment. It’s not for everyone. But it’s a good safety measure.

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is Java, and then there is Javascript

It’s not the same. Java is much less common. Javascript is used by about any site these days.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, I forgot to separate the terms

Javascript can be done directly in your browser. Java needs a separate piece of software (from Sun) installed on your machine.

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Javascript

That sucks. It’s a pretty extreme measure

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The whitelisting feature helps a lot

Pretty quickly you’ll adjust for your usual sites, and stop thinking about the fact it’s enabled.

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

you just have to

select when to use it

once you make the rounds of your usual sites you dont notice it that much.

I started using it as Firefox was getting resource intensive

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 9, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It also does a much better job of hiding from modern scanning techniques

Which allows it to do bad stuff, while the virus scanner says “everything is fine!”.

Microsoft is working their rears off when it comes to fighting rootkits. They can also hit other OS’s, though Microsoft is a favorite target due to the market penetration.

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The wiki page is useful

Rootkit details. It’s a little overly technical for basic understanding, so this page gives a more basic explanation.

A few years ago, Sony Records released CD’s by major artists which, when played on Windows, installed a rootkit on Sony’s behalf.

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

This rootkit stuff is amazing. We’d better get serious about cybersecurity national defense or we’re going to be building up a 20th-century fighting force with very, very 21st-century vulnerabilities.

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 9, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

like in battlestar glactica?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 9, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Probably!"

he says with a less-than-convincing grin. “Hopefully jonestr won’t suspect I haven’t the foggiest idea about Battlestar Galactica,” he thinks to himself.

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 9, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yep, if you're on dial-up, or not behind a router on a broadband line, a firewall is a must

Norsk is right, but only if you have Windows XP or later. Enable the firewall with no exceptions. If not, Zone Alarm is a good way to go, but you’ll likely need to adjust to it.

Mort, what OS are you running?

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I use AVG for my antivirus, but if you think you already have viruses,

go to www.bitdefender.com … you’ll have to run it via IE, but it really does a good job. Best way I go about it is that I load my OS in safe mode with networking, then go on to the site and run it. Depending on your PC’s age and speed and how much stuff you have on there it can take up to 2 hours

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Jul 9, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mac OS Da kine

Ha, I kid. I heard Panda was good and free, but I bet you’ll get way better answers from some other kids here.

http://www.pandasecurity.com/homeusers/solutions/activescan/

by tominhawaii on Jul 9, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, it's my primary os

Truth never was or can be propagated by fire and sword - Albert Gallatin

by Zaron5551 on Jul 9, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss DOS.

:(

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by T Darkstar on Jul 9, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weaksauce
“Ubuntu!” the Celtics shout as they break their huddle after practice. Coach Doc Rivers says he chose the chant over the typical “1, 2, 3, Celtics!” after reading about Bishop Desmond Tutu over the summer. “Ubuntu,” from the African Bantu language, stresses collective success over individual achievement.

link

A joke would have been cooler.

by tominhawaii on Jul 9, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ubuntu 9.04 is a really easy to use OS these days

Not hard to install either. My biggest complaint right now is some slowness connecting to Wifi, and the awful default font (the first thing I change).

If you have a netbook, Ubuntu Netbook Remix is outstanding.

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you have antivirus software installed?

Truth never was or can be propagated by fire and sword - Albert Gallatin

by Zaron5551 on Jul 9, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be, ya never know

What’s the best, if I DID have software installed?

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you want something free or something you pay for?

Truth never was or can be propagated by fire and sword - Albert Gallatin

by Zaron5551 on Jul 9, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am happy to pay for the best

Anti-virus, anti-cookie, whatever is bad I don’t want it.

I an gloriously ignorant of ’puter stuff.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he has a point.

Nobody cares enough about Macs to even write viruses for them, so you’re golden.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 9, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Macs got slightly more popular recently

And as such, the viruses have started a bit. Nothing too heavy yet, but if the Mac popularity increases, it’ll get smacked harder more regularly.

Unfortunately, a Mac is probably a short term (and already a little more dangerous than previous) fix.

If you’re really looking for something different, Ubuntu is a good way to go, but you really have to be ready for some pain if you’re moving from Windows or Apple.

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Macs are vulnerable to Unix exploits just like other branches

And even I would probably not realize that someone else is logged in with admin rights. But in terms of viruses and other malware, it’s still not economically feasible e.g. for Spammers or DDOS to attack Macs like Windows. When I last was at a university I got free MacAfee AntiVirus, and combined with the built in pretty good firewall and disabling some sharing and wireless features when I don’t need them I still feel very safe.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed on the Mac comment, as I’ve mentioned in other posts (about it not yet having enough market share to be economically useful to thieves)

When I last was at a university I got free MacAfee AntiVirus, and combined with the built in pretty good firewall and disabling some sharing and wireless features when I don’t need them I still feel very safe.

You’ve got it. Adding Firefox with a few good extensions also helps. Having a non-firewalled connection, and surfing dangerously are the two most obvious ways to get hit without explicitly doing something (like opening an attachment)

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then buy me one already

I just use a ’puter for writing and internet, so 2000 bucks for an internet machine seems a bit overboard.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

you might look at doing a dual boot

with linux as suggested above

it might save you some long term hastle

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 9, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd have been happy to help too :)

I’m here now, though it looks like lots of folks are here to help out today (cool!).

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Completely erase the hard drive.

Use the Windows 98 Install Disk.

Never connect to the internet again.

Personally, I think it’s a lousy plan. I like seeing you post here.

μὴ φοβοῦ, μόνον πίστευε.

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by T Darkstar on Jul 9, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Besides an anti-virus progream?

Ccleaner gets rid of unnecessary junk on your computer.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 9, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

Truth never was or can be propagated by fire and sword - Albert Gallatin

by Zaron5551 on Jul 9, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just looked it up

Looks nice too! I will use it as well.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

here are some that i like, remember only use one antivirus at a time

http://www.free-av.com/

http://www.avast.com/

http://www.kaspersky.com/

this are antispyware programs i would recommend checking to see if you have windows defender already isntalled, if you do run a check

http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Home-Home-Office/Anti-Spyware/

http://www.microsoft.com/windows/products/winfamily/defender/default.mspx

here’s a link to ccleaner

http://www.ccleaner.com/

Truth never was or can be propagated by fire and sword - Albert Gallatin

by Zaron5551 on Jul 9, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks, friend!

Those look awesome, thank you very much.

I owe you one.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

kapersky is good

just dont like their interface/ui for non heavy users

i like ESET better.. just me tho

http://www.eset.com/smartsecurity/

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on Jul 9, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey prez, remember when you got the date of the fanpost wrong? That was fantastic.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

not fanpost, I mean JD.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, wrong day AND wrong year

that was pretty bad

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn't Fatty

pretty much the resident Bedge frenemy? I miss Fatty.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 9, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

he had friends?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 9, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, "friends"

is a kinda strange term in an anonymous internet forum, but yes, there were some who enjoyed his posts. I was one of them. Maybe the only one at the end. haha.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 9, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll mark it down for 1 then

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 9, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, a Houston fan just proposed this:

Cook + Hayes + Dorsey + White (non-guaranteed) for Przybilla + Fernandez + rights to Koponen & Freeland

…frees up an extra $1.076M of cap space

Rockets also have TEs to trade for Batum or Bayless or both.

A TE for Batum would push the Blazers cap space to $11.639M. That leaves around $5.1M for a S&T of Millsap if they absorb Harpring’s contract. If it’s Korver that’s an extra $1.2M they can give Millsap.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

seems fair to me… we could then turn those players + Freeland into CP3

"it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"

by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

While their at it, Roy and Oden are still on their rookie contracts.

We could give them up for more room as well.

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by T Darkstar on Jul 9, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

They’re

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by T Darkstar on Jul 9, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

There

all better now!

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're ewe geaux

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 9, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grammar policing yourself?
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not often you see that

"it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"

by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

does anyone else think

that bringing in Milsap is just to appease BRoy’s desire for more strength to properly haze Greg Oden?

That seems like a waste of cap space

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 9, 2009 12:39 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

10 mil. per to dunk Oden in the Ice bath

Welcome Patty Mills: Aussie Aussie Aussie... Oi Oi Oi

by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't until you brought it up.

Now I will believe it forever.

+1

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by T Darkstar on Jul 9, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

I felt like my afternoon was missing something

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 9, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Words are meaningless.

Until you look them up in the dictionary. Then one discovers that many words actually do have meanings! But only if spelled correctly.

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by T Darkstar on Jul 9, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should we flag him for that? I mean, he IS a mod, and sets examples...

And if Bedge is supposed to be a leader…shouldn’t we punish bad spelling?

j/k of course

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Jul 9, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

cut him some slack, yo

this isn’t GSOM

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch

I was going for light brown, not charbroiled

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Jul 9, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll flag him right now.

Oh wait, that’s me.

:(

:p

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by T Darkstar on Jul 9, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got one.

Which grapes are the best?

Red
Green
Undecided

by Roybot on Jul 9, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

that seems like an appropriate

poll. but you forgot an option: concord. those are purple kinda. but green is better than red.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 9, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ponder

the course that my life had taken that got me to the point where I had to ponder this question.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 9, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Elephant

they hold trunks when they like each other. Nothing is cuter in the world.

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 9, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I choosing one of them to consume for dinner?
Or to be trampled by?
Or to be left alone on a desert island with?

The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on Jul 9, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i started working on it right when you asked me

by the time i read your grapes comment, the deed was done, the poll was posted.

sorry yo

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

let me throw one out

would you ever be tattooed by a woman?

I am trying to delicately explain to someone why I wouldnt be tattooed by a woman. It is usually something I dont talk about because it sounds super sexist, but I have a long winded explanation that seems non sexist to me, but is a hard sell.

So I am thinking of saying “Yeah, whatever is fine.” But I just cant let things go.

Poll it up!

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 9, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should answer what you asked

And not think he is smarter than you and what he thought you wanted to ask.

JERK.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont care

I like the implied authority it is granting me

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 9, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's cool

I prefer women doctors and dental hygienists, I don’t get enough tattoos to worry about a woman doing it or not.

by tominhawaii on Jul 9, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is all I needed

done deal

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 9, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

for sure, if they are great… i dont care who they are as long as they are top notch.. otherwise they must go away

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many have you seen this

per Ben’s twitter

Breaking: Jerryd “I haven’t worked out with Greg at all this summer, I don’t know where that’s coming from”

"Grayg"
-Nate

by OSUBlazerfan on Jul 9, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone is lying here

either Bayless or the Team

"Grayg"
-Nate

by OSUBlazerfan on Jul 9, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just asked that in the Blazers chat. Didn't Wheels himself and Bayno report that?

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next up:

Brian Grant: “I haven’t left Oregon all Summer, no idea where that came from!”

Then Bill Bayno: “I’ve got no clue what Oden is up to, he’s probably playing DDR or something, no idea why people think I went there”

The truth will come out!

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

well that's lame

maybe it was a different Jerryd that worked out with greg?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greg: “Microfracture?? I don’t know where that came from. I’m just really, really lazy.”

The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on Jul 9, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I got a question answered by Hollinger today

but what he answered wasn’t what I meant when I asked. Drat.

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 9, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He wants us to do an S&T for Millsap

where we send Trout and the rights to K&F to the Jazz, because that lets us keep salary cap space even after adding Millsap. Now, I think that this is a horrendous idea because it’s giving up assets for cap space that will be of limited utility, but I guess it makes sense if you figure that KP doesn’t have a second trade lined up shipping out Outlaw.

I asked if trading Outlaw in that deal put the kibosh on any effort for the Blazers to acquire Hinrich, and he thought I meant in a three-way deal sending Millsap to the Bulls and Hinrich to the Blazers. But I meant getting Hinrich subsequently, so it didn’t really help at all.

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 9, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should answer what you asked

And not think he is smarter than you and what he thought you wanted to ask.

JERK

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is everything all jumpy today?

I am writing a post down here, and my screen jumps up to 20 posts above for no reason.

WHY. WHY, GOD, WHY.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the future

I’ll just post insulting comments about PER while making “neener neener neener” noises. Much more gratifying.

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 9, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

bromancing the stone

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

starring?

this would make a good poll too.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 9, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting

I nominate Murtaugh and Riggs

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

JD and Turk and the BFFFs from Pineapple Express

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

For your Poll.

Sedge needs a sledge.

μὴ φοβοῦ, μόνον πίστευε.

Blazersedge.com || New to Blazers' Edge?

by T Darkstar on Jul 9, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

lol

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know it's fun to stay at the YMCA?

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Man

Welcome Patty Mills: Aussie Aussie Aussie... Oi Oi Oi

by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said Hey Man

Welcome Patty Mills: Aussie Aussie Aussie... Oi Oi Oi

by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d help but i do not know the lyrics.. sadly…? or awesomely?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently you never went to a middle school dance in the 90’s

Welcome Patty Mills: Aussie Aussie Aussie... Oi Oi Oi

by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

doesnt mean i know the lyrics… cant say i have ever danced to it.. i have heard it at weddings and dances, but usually i was more interested in cheap feels

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that’s what the hand motions were for
.
.
particularly the y to m maneuver

Welcome Patty Mills: Aussie Aussie Aussie... Oi Oi Oi

by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

psssh i was all about boyz II men and the chest to booty squeeze move those songs provided

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

My source informs me that negotiations

regarding fun at the YMCA have broken down and are teetering on the brink of disaster. Young men insist that the YMCA is nothing more than convival.

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 9, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I heard only one or two of the singers were gay, and not all like one could assume

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The black dude singer was at least married to a dame

I think he was straight.

The cowboy wasn’t, I can remember him off the top of my head. Ya don’t need Gaydar for him!

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm, can I get a rec for gay sex?
Taking the song at face value, its lyrics extol the virtues of the Young Men’s Christian Association. In the gay culture from which the group sprang, the song was understood as celebrating the YMCA’s reputation as a popular cruising and hookup spot, particularly for the younger gay men to whom it was addressed.

Wiki

I love gay sex.

by tominhawaii on Jul 9, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

I wish we could have

running counts of recs and unrecs like they have for commenting on YouTube videos.

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 9, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I voted for igloos.

They seem to be the most important thing on the list.

The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on Jul 9, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice!

Thanks.

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 9, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's cute

Our female denizens are gonna like him. Bashful smile when he said he didn’t have a girlfriend.

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 9, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of looks like Outlaw in the blotchy video

I bet they did that for the fans; kind of like how they kept Sergio around for Rudy.

by tominhawaii on Jul 9, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

We just learned that he is a single power forward :)

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a bad interviewer

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crickey

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone listening to KP's conference call from the practice facility on 955?

http://www.955thegame.com/Multimedia/ListenLive/tabid/69/Default.aspx

seems like he’s reeling…and giving the fall back of “we have a 54 win team and improving…”

he sounds frustrated

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

he also confirmed they are talking to Milsap and others

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what Quicks said

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no you didnt!!!

try to associate me with Quick

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Quick Better or Worse than Canzano right now?

I know there’s a ton of backlash against him right now, but I still prefer him to Canzano

Welcome Patty Mills: Aussie Aussie Aussie... Oi Oi Oi

by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much better that there's no comparison

It honestly blows my mind that that guy won AP Sportswriter of the Year. The most devastating thing about the collapse of newspapers is that five years ago, somebody would have hired away this schmuck a long time ago based on the pyrite glow of his awards. Give me Chuck Culpepper any day of the week.

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 9, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't read either at the moment

Unless I read Quick when it’s a major story (I read last night’s story about Brandon with skepticism)

I think it’s a real bad sign for the Oregonian, when most fan’s response to Quick’s writing is prefaced by “If it’s true…”

If readers have lost that much faith in your beat writer, just give Sean Meagher or Joe Freeman a shot.

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRP = Quick?

Noooooooooooooooo!

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Jul 9, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

"ongoing"

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

he just said that they will be a BLazer for a LONG time

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

then i heard Philthy yell "me love you long time"

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

per Ben via twitter
Breaking… KP: “Brandon and LaMarcus will be here a long time.” Negotiations with broy and la are “amicable”. “Disappointed” about Hedo.
KP acknowledges potential longer-term financial benefit of 4 year deal for Brandon. KP “will not rule out” either 4 or 5 year deal.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't i just say that?

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ben's live at the PF...so far your sources are 0/115,932

just thought I’d give some reliable info

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i see him down there...

i’m sitting upstairs in the conf/war room

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish we'd get those reports here as quickly as they're on twitter

I bet SBN’s ability to post front page stuff from a phone is lacking, which doesn’t help.

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the most inappropriate thing we can ask JP?

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 9, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Besides his shower presence, why we didn't draft Blair over him maybe

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Asked and not answered

Also unanswered was, “Are you disappointed that you’ve downgraded from Arizona girls to Oregon girls?”

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 9, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahah there you go!

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

basically, his answer was "i'm gonna pimp oregon"

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL good answer JP

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 9, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This offseason has sucked.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

even though I didn’t want Hedo, it sucked to get rejected.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think KP got spoiled by agents and GMs wanting to work with him, too :-)

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do wonder if we'll get a post mortem later

that hints at problems working with other GM’s, perhaps that they snubbed him for one offseason due to recent events.

I know it sounds insane (I mean, it’s all business), but this offseason is very odd for KP.

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the agents are a big part too. They couldn’t get all the workouts with the guys they wanted, and there is no reason why agents for more established players would advise their clients to go to the Blazers and play limited minutes on our bench.

Also I guess Quick’s allegation that a draft day trade or trade up fell through is correct.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also I guess Quick’s allegation that a draft day trade or trade up fell through is correct.

Oh absolutely. Almost no doubt that KP has worked out multiple deals that fell apart, possibly at the last minute.

I wonder if Chicago is wavering on trading Kirk. Otherwise, I think he’d already be wearing a different red and black this fall.

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Debbie Downer.

Hopefully SOMETHING good will happen.

by Roybot on Jul 9, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say we officially start rebuilding again next year.

The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on Jul 9, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

we had our day in the sun

Time to go back to the drawing board and start over.

Was a good run while it lasted!

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

First impression from Pendergraph: Reminds me of a mix between Channing and Chandler

Definitely a confident dude

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

With a bit Ryan Hollins mixed in

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like he should be in the WNBA?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got that Channing impression too

“If you’re squeamish or if there are young children present, change the channel.” LOL!

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 9, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll just die if my question doesn't get asked

It is unacceptable if my question does not get asked.

by tominhawaii on Jul 9, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

I asked how much he can bench and I tried to make it serious and I asked if we can call him Ghost Dog.

by tominhawaii on Jul 9, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beast Mode

If he really has that mode, get out the way opposing PFs. If he works out, he is maybe not a better Millsap/Bass but could be a better Freeland.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pendergraph is awesome.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

it's interesting to hear them before they get a PR person

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah he’s just an excited college kid. It’s cool.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I hope he contributes, because he really reminds me of Channing.

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 9, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was watching a Duck basketball game

And Steve Lavin went off about how hot Oregon’s cheerleaders were. He said something like, “It was always a nice thing about visiting Mac Court,” or something close to that.

by tominhawaii on Jul 9, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

its true

they have by FAR the most attractive cheerleaders in the PAC10.. by FAR.. the problem is.. well.. all of the good looking girls are cheerleaders

haha

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw that a couple of days ago

I thought about signing up Sophia for the auditions mailing list . . .

by Corvid on Jul 9, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

ahahhaha

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

She should go

And enlighten the girls trying out for a spot.

It is prolly the bestest and quickest way to ensure there is no Blazers dance team…

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or to the biggest catfight brawl the Oregonian has ever covered

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awe yeah

If you could somehow rig it so that like a bunch of chocolate pudding fell on them at some point…. That would be heaven.

by tominhawaii on Jul 9, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It can be arranged!!

KP can salvage this complete FAILURE, WHAT A TOTAL FAILURE of an offseason with one fell swoop!

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

there must be video cameras

or the offseason still fails

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That occurred to me

Did anyone ever see the TrueHoop link to the Cavs Girls tryout photos? There was a picture of someone who HAD to be auditioning as part of some feminist performance art project. Maybe I’ll try to find it.

by Corvid on Jul 9, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT THAT BROAD AIN'T SOPHIA

She’s a Demon Dervish. I dunno what that is but it is full of moxie.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Oregon is underrated in the girl department.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

whatever foo

i got a date tonight

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

smh

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

where you going????

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i want italian food

so either da vincis or olive garden lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it worth it?

over olive garden?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

is your date worth it? your call

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm

i’ll think about it. probably won’t decide until we get on our way lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I got three snakes, do goofy music videos, play COD4

Channing 2.0

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm asking questions for you!

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i asked "Roybot: Which nude beach in Australia is the best?"

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

(unpublished)

they vetoed. Meanies.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

what number is he playing?

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

wearing I mean.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

amazing accent.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap.

I want a freakin Australian on the team! His accent rules.

by Roybot on Jul 9, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Crikey

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks more black than when i last saw hiim

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could nickname him Boomerang

Or Koala

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Tasmanian Devil if he is quick

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

check your sig...

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ♥ Patty

here’s hoping he makes the team

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

^in a totally manly way

of course

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Patty Mills has to be a Blazer. He plays an acoustic guitar.

by tominhawaii on Jul 9, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

does he also

wear socks and sandals (rubbah slippas)?

If so I think that is technically a guaranteed contract with the Blazers

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 9, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha Roybot, i got you covered
[Comment From Roybot]
Are you single;) ????

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he has a girlfriend...she's from California

after he was done Casey (in the background) yells “Yeah so HANDS OFF!” lol as if Patty was his boyfriend.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Tim-may, if _I_ may

I shall likely email you later with questions if that is quite alright, my friend.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No problemo

If I don’t reply, remind me here, my mail forwarding has been flaky.

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean your WIFE does

OHH SNAP a man who listens to his wife and weighs her opinion and takes it into account IS NO MAN AT ALL.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

I’m standing right here!

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

but you weren’t standing at the entrance to staples when you were supposed to be were you? ANSWER ME!

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you guys understand what the q are? i have no idea

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s on the screen in the chat.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know but i cant tell which one he is saying.. terrible audio

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just asked this

The Blazers haven’t had a bangin’ butt on the roster since Jarrett Jack went to Indiana. Do you have a motor in the back of your Honda?

by tominhawaii on Jul 9, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Ricky Rubio reportedly has agree to a 2 year deal with Real Madrid

Check fanshots

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by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my norsk

that is awesome for us

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow.. that SUCKS for minny

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really

They have two lottery pick point guard who are going to start the next two years.

by tominhawaii on Jul 9, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the new buy-out better?

That’s good if so, since I’d have to hope they decided he just wasn’t coming over yet.

If he is THAT special, he’s worth it.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Real Madrid can pay any buyout. The club is filthy rich, though mostly in the soccer division

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it matter?

In two years, Rubio should be way better in two years and worth a #1 draft pick.

by tominhawaii on Jul 9, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said that over at Sactown Royalty when they were discussing scenarios

It’s kind of the worst case, but he will still be valuable. So in that sense the Wolves did still get a good pick, but fans will surely be disappointed at first. Then it could become similar to Blazers fans observing Rudy in a year.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a win either way

Either he IS special, which is why ya drafted him, and ya still get him developed for free for 1-2 years and ya get him anways.

Or, he doesn’t continue to develop, which would suck whether he was in the NBA or not.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am behind on the particulars

So Real Madrid is paying his CURRENT buy-out is what you’re saying, no?

I confess I forget who his current team was/is.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's unclear, but yeah Madrid could pay Joventut what they want

Then Rubio plays to years for Madrid. Then he is a Spanish free agent with a #5 pick rookie contract in the NBA :)

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by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhhh

So its a compromise of sorts.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot he played for Joventut

And assumed he was re-upping with his CURRENT team for 2 more years as a way to get around the buyout problem, since I remember that being suggested as a possibility.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

the thing is, with the lawsuit

things with Joventut are pretty rocky. In the Madrid scenario, he gets to play Euroleague, gets paid a little more, and becomes even better by the time he reaches NBA (plus I wanna watch him play without sacrifing my sleep hours bwahahaha)

by medmelon on Jul 9, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The trick is that European clubs are not bound to the 500k the CBA allows as the max. So Rubio wouldn’t have to pay the buyout out of his own pocket, which would offset the lower salary both in the ACB and later in the NBA as opposed to going higher or over right now to quicker get that 2nd contract. It makes sense for him.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that really does

It can work out for all involved.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

what should his nickname be? Joel would kind of make sense because it’s a baby Kangeroo.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Koala

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by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats a joey.. not a joel.. a joel is a large albino gorilla

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what I meant. mistyped.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joey?

That’d confuse me with Joel Przy

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joel Mills FTW.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

did it again. Joey Mills FTW.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smitty

every time i hear Patty, i think of Patty Smith

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

"there's a thing called FedEx you dumbazz" hahahahah

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Who else plays for Real Madrid?

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Felipe Reyes, Sergio Llull

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by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patty is a gangster

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

He shaves in the shower

So, he doesn’t shave.

Ergo ipsum facto.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He saw all the kids and girls flocking to Rudy and his beard and thought "I should try that"

Then he saw Nic and his hip trousers and thought “I should try that, too”

Next thing you know he will talk with a Spanish-French accent.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sprench

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exOxUAntx8I

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

KP throws subliminal at Hedo: “We’re after players who are about winning, who are about being successful and who are about being unselfish”

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by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Hedo's wife hears it

Ooooh she’ll get hers for some reason I can’t quite articulate…

OOOOOOOH.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

she only understands turkish

thats why she went to toronto

(i have no idea but that sounds plausible)

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

like

Congolese.. A MANS MAN LANGUAGE

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sheeeee-oot

She can’t even HEAR Congolese, let alone learn to understand it.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patty Mills has a really pretty shooting form

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Despite his size he is not a pure point

Mini-Rex

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by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

he has a smooth left...reminds me a bit of Steph Curry

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a full court sprint

He is going to be a contender for the title of"the fastest man in the NBA"

by southern oregon on Jul 9, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody else think the Rose Garden has the worst camera angle for NBA games?

The camera makes the court look so small and cramped. I like the view angle from Phoenix and New York.

"I'm at the thingamajig talking the yakety-yak" - Kenny Smith

by blzrfan on Jul 9, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

i think factorials would make for a terrific poll

Truth never was or can be propagated by fire and sword - Albert Gallatin

by Zaron5551 on Jul 9, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

as always i missed the live chat because nobody ever tells me about these things

1:49
[Comment From Roybot]
Are you single;) ????

EAT IT GOOD.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 9, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Dwight Howard is on the Orlando SL feed.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Dwight sounds a little stoned

just sayin

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by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah it’s a little odd.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you get high on steroids?
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also… is chocolate rain still all the rage? or is Florida really just 2 years behind the rest of the internet/country

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by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

behind

it was the rage in like 2005

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I think that died a year ago.

Dwight had to be on something. He sounded….. really off.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

so much for that goody two shoes christian image.. not like it wasnt gone already but…

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

he said “Jesus Christ” during the interview. And referenced his child born out of wedlock.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah..

i mean his cover has been blown for awhile, but those braces make him seem more friendly.. and his happy go lucky ON court demeanor

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe the tight jersey’s are cutting off the oxygen to the brain

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by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cunningham, Pendergraph, and Mills are pretty much the three nicest guys KP could have drafted. Who needs talent? We have character.

..

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, I’m not even going to get excited. Hinrich has been rumored here about twenty times. If it happens, I’ll celebrate. But I’m not getting my hopes up.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You've been burned one too many times.

Ya still gotta believe in life after love, Cabster!!!

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

just like Madonna told you to

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by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

FOR YOU

ITS CHER

AND A FAIL FOR ME FOR KNOWING THAT

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

but you don’t know the words to YMCA???

so confused I am

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by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know the chorus of that cher song.. and i know the YMCA part of YMCA.. but not the lyrics of the rest

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I handle my tequila very well

what, being mexican descent and all

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Jul 9, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't claim you are from my area

without being able to handle tequila.

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I handle tequila extremely well

Cuervo, Tarantula (for a refreshing alternative), Patron, etc. They’re all good to me

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Jul 9, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can agree with this

once i am of legal age let’s go on a tequila binge lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh about 3 years

lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Youngin....

well, I’ve been known to occasionally provide to minors, but then again that’s in the comfort of my own home

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Jul 9, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

tis true

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i really want hinrich, but.. i really like milsap too..
 also we need a SF that has some experience

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

As far as talent goes

I pick Millsap, but we already got a good PF and need a better PG, so Hinrich makes more sense.

If we were willing to deal either Joel or LMA, than Millsap makes more sense.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we can get Hinrich and Bass, that trumps Millsap for me

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus

You’d never have the backup quarterback syndrome.

I am a big BPA guy, but everyone knowing and being comfortable with their role is big too.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oregon's Best Scenic View is...

Mt. Hood from Lost Lake

X-man FTW!

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Jul 9, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

its the view of springfield from Eugene

with the smoke/filth/smog rising in a pretty spiral from the city

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t forget those Zach Orange street lights at night

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by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Springtucky it is.. what a wonderful magical place

to buy meth

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you hike to the top of Spencer's Butte

you can sometimes see the misty haze of a thousand hippies toking up at the same time.

by chalupa king on Jul 9, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like eastern OR too.

Not only the area around the Dechutes, but even further east. We were in the Blues & Wallowas a few weeks ago and it was incredible. Can’t wait to go back.

by Corvid on Jul 9, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Wallowas are absolutely gorgeous.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jul 9, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

dante looks so happy

http://twitpic.com/9tnfw

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

it does for me

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like our draft picks this year

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are no Stephen Curry, but still...

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stein says:
Sources stressed to ESPN.com that no deal was imminent Thursday and that both Portland and Utah are still evaluating multiple trade scenarios.

This offseason ain’t over yet…

http://proxy.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4317515

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Chris Mihm, Darius Miles and Mike Wilks were just renounced.

 Anyone want them? No? Didn’t think so….

VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09

by The Pirate on Jul 9, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Mihm could be our new Ruffin

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by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking human victory cigar, but that works too

Welcome Patty Mills: Aussie Aussie Aussie... Oi Oi Oi

by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was the same with Ha...

Remember how everyone cared about him til he made his first bucket, and then nobody remembered he was on the team?

Same with Ruffin. Shav at least had devoted fans (even if they were all from Bedge!)

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Jul 9, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he suffered from a few injuries

He seemed at least SERVICEABLE a few years ago.

Can’t remember what has happened to him since.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s had several ankle surgeries

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by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raef could be our new Ruffin

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by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

DMiles got renounced?

Wow, and he was so well liked, too…

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Jul 9, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hypothetically...

if we signed Darius, could we just pay him out of his contract that is already on the books, or would he count twice against the cap?

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by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

if we picked him up and we just paid him his old contract

could we trade him?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only to the Grizz or Clips… I can’t think of any other team willing to pay 9 mil per year for a washed up player

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by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is a big expiring contract

WE COULD GET [EDDY] CURRY

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could trade it to Memphis

They love large expiring contracts

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Jul 9, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And YahooSports promptly dismisses the Hinrich rumor. Wow, lasted a whole twenty minutes.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

fun while it lasted

still don’t think Portland is done yet

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep Hope Alive

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by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

smh

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you're gonna quote me

don’t misquote me

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by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds good

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you hate America?

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by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just do. Everyone should. America SUCKS.

USA on the other hands, rocks. Mortimer told me so.

USA! USA! USA!

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Multiple sources tell me Woj and Quick hate fans

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

In Quick's case, at least, he hates fans because he has none.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jul 9, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do they dismiss it though?

Their dismissal could mean as much as Quick and Woj saying it is on.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve given up hope.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick now says they have given an offer sheet to Millsap

This offseason has trade attention deficit disorder. I blame Twitter.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

where'd he say that?

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Fan

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope it has trade kickers and the 17.5% signing bonus.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And has language written subtly in the contract

Making fun of Mormons for their Freemason inspired secret handshakes and magic undies.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

My ma's family was Mormom (we don't talk to her side of the family)

The Mormons would harass us all the time growing up.

We moved a lot, and no matter where we moved to, the Mormons would show up at our door within weeks.

They’d get me, as a kid, on the phone and trick me to try to talk to my mom by saying they were someone else. My family struggled financially growing up, and they’d send fruit baskets and notes saying they could help with our financial struggles if we’d come to temple.

It was creepy.

So, I learned about some of the details of the religion growing up.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should add

Mormon people are some of the nicest you’ll ever meet.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you did, so you did

i just got it right now, i have two gmails.. have to switch now that i got that new one or forward them

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhhhh, thats just some misguided leadership

The people they sent to the door don’t realize how much they’ve bothered us in the past. Its never the leadership coming to the door, just whoever lives in the area.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always feel bad for them,

they know they look like dorks, people hate them and its hot in socal to be riding their bikes around up hills. but i still wont let them in. I went to a young mormons party once to find a friend to give us a ride home. they were all drinking punch and dancing all far apart.. weird

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

My cousins in SLC told me they have a handshake trick

He said they’ll shake your hand and then take the extra hand and put it on your biceps to check for your garments.

by tominhawaii on Jul 9, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to hate twitter.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Journalists use it like they have tremors

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

They treat “Sources say” on twitter like “I made a sandwich.” I am so tired of the constant rumor-mongering.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It’s the Journalists answer to the blog rumors out there

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by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blake and Outlaw, man

Blake and Outlaw.

Millsap means we GOTTA trade Outlaw, just to be gentlemanly.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here is my dream offseason.

Sign Millsap to ridiculous deal.

Trade Przybilla for Battier

Trade Blake and Outlaw for Hinrich.

Do I think it will happen? No.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Blake and Outlaw is a likely deal, as far as these things go

I am iffy on Joel for Battier. I like having the luxury of Joel.

At least to start the season. If we get a’ going, and Oden is clearly on the way to becoming Oden, and Batum and Webster ain’t cutting it at SF (or at least an improvement there would be nice), I’d be fine dealing Joel to Battier.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that Battier could turn Batum into a rare force of nature on the defensive end.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

the elusive French Tsunami

Welcome Patty Mills: Aussie Aussie Aussie... Oi Oi Oi

by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe!

I don’t subscribe to the Mentor Theory normally, but Battier is one guy I can see being a good mentor.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't want Nic to be a no-stats player

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by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he has MUCH more offensive potential than Battier

Point forward potential.

Could learn defensively from Battier, though, of course.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you know that Kareem mentored Jerome James at one point? Great mentor. Good luck Mr. Bynum.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And

He mentored Kwame and Kandi Man.

If Bynum does become really good, Kareem will get too much credit.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear Laker fans always talking about how great a teacher he is. Makes me laugh.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's one of those things that sound better than it is

Ok, now, Drew, here’s the lesson for today— be great! Be an alltime great, naturally! And do a skyhook!

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we get Bass who is a capable defender

We dont need Battier,as much as I like him and Joel is to important to trade till Greg gets another season under his belt

by southern oregon on Jul 9, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in love with Holly MacKenzie (Slam Online)
Boys: If you need to teach your girl how to pack light, send her my way. Five nights, six days and you know I didn’t check any bags.

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by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

hey cmon someone email me

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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 9, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll write Tom's for him

Dear Roodie,

You’re hot.

Luv,
Tom

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by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabby wins

i think that was cabby

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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 9, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we all know who that is

Welcome Patty Mills: Aussie Aussie Aussie... Oi Oi Oi

by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you want a frenemy, I might be up for the job.

MAYBE. We’d have to discuss the tems and conditions before hand, of course.

by fanfaraway on Jul 9, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I like you.

I don’t think I want any frenemies. Although, GOR is probably a good candidate.

by Roybot on Jul 9, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that like a friend with enemy benefits?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Ben

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4KA70wSHH4

Video of Jerryd @ the PF….turn your speakers down in the beginning if you don’t like language.

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by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

he looks like he’s worked a little bit of the shot putting action out. Some better rotation.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabby...still doubting my sources???? ;)
Hinrich sealed to PDX by Friday

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by broyposse on Jul 8, 2009 2:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

i’m not saying it’s gonna happen but they working to make it happen…i love how ESPN sources me hahahahah and my source is shitty

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t get banned BRP.

Yes I doubt them. Three sources say it isn’t happening, two say it is. Gah. So much drama.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh dang, didn't mean to put the "i" in there...

yeah, i’m telling you…you will seriously fall over when i tell you my source

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t Quick report that the sheet was signed already? I’m so confused.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, if it happens you get to pick my signature. What should we go with?

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

hinrichhinrichhinrichhinrichhinrichhinrichhinrichhinrich

Welcome Patty Mills: Aussie Aussie Aussie... Oi Oi Oi

by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

solid. That’s under consideration.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

you will have to do a sig to honor me:)

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay. If Hinrich comes, it’s worth it.

(I still think that it will fall through. Everything has this offseason.)

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it does, definitely not KP's fault

chicago is a tough team to deal with

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

if we get Hinrich, I demand Bass.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, that's the target...

bass is tough one…Cuban is willing to match…i don’t think marion makes bass dispensable…he makes J.Ho…

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

although if it is Blake + Travis then we still have enough space to screw Utah, and that’s always worthwhile.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if Chicago took the Blake/Outlaw package, though Boozer is a much more enticing expiring contract.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, booze will give chicago a lot of room to dance in '10

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait to see him intercepting passes in Chicago, trying to drive his market value up. How beautiful would that be…

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Bass still have the option to go to a different team

even if Cuban matches?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, Bass is a UFA. He does want to start though, so he’s got to see Portland as a less optimal situation than Orlando.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought he's a RFA

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope. He played in New Orleans for two years, then signed with Dallas. He is a UFA.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, thats right

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically KP's gotta convince him

that his chances of winning a title with the PTB >>>>>>> his chances with the Magic?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's only convinced by $$$ signs

just overpay enough to scare other teams in the running

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was more or less

talking about if we and dallas had matched each other’s offers or something.

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

five million should be adequate and doable.

Would suck for Travis.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think he'll get more than 5 though...

he gets to be a wedge between two fun lovin’ billionaires

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

why does Dallas need him? Marion will play a lot of four, as will Dirk. Gortat and Damp have the center locked down. There’s no room for him.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bass’ own agent said it was Portland, Detroit, Orlando.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

damp and gortat will be caught doing it in the showers...

then damp will retire and marion injured from falling and seeing this

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

either you wrote something wrong or that joke sailed by right over my head

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

USA with a lisp = UFA

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh yeah that SURELY did go over myself.
i misjudged that about as bad as roybot did with her gold medal

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick doesn't know..he's their misdirection

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey I just did a search on BE

for “punk norwegian” and got zero results… you call that calling out??

I believe that folks that are starving for a trade have Adult Friend Finder accounts and are in relationships It just makes sense. -- TiHa

by bow4meow on Jul 9, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, yesterday's junk drawer...i didn't say i called him by that name...

just calling him out that he didn’t respond to your emails

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I cant stop laughing…. Its just a gag N-train

I believe that folks that are starving for a trade have Adult Friend Finder accounts and are in relationships It just makes sense. -- TiHa

by bow4meow on Jul 9, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair

he did respond… just not with the goods… its all good because after the PTB pick up Millsap and make a trade or two, he’ll be able to send me the updated flowchart…

I believe that folks that are starving for a trade have Adult Friend Finder accounts and are in relationships It just makes sense. -- TiHa

by bow4meow on Jul 9, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you even read my reply yesterday :)

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes i did...can't a playa play?

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

"don't count on it"

“my sources says no”
“very doubtful”

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

"without a doubt"

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

they don't have one there...but to give you a hint...there's a server farm in the middle of the rose garden offices...

that is PA’s IT infrastructure that supports all his businesses

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re spying on PA’s emails?

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by The Arkitect on Jul 9, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wouldn’t do that!!!!!

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahh
and my source is blam!

yah got that part right

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, but Jerry’d’s shot looks a lot better and that is very cool. The ball is rotating and his release point has shifted.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am so excited about Jerry’d’s shooting stroke. Look at his feet? He’s not drifting. His release point? Higher. The ball is even rotating!

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That is the result of him workin workin workin workin workin trying to get better

as he put it on his twitter page.

The better question to me is of all of those that he follows, the only person that isn’t involved with the NBA is Kourtney Kardashian. Is there some deeper meaning to this?

by tingeyga on Jul 9, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is sorta involved with the NBA

She dated Rasash McCants for a while… wait, no, her sister Chloe did.

Still, same dealio I guess.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah kourtney is cute
khloe LOOKS like Rashad McCants.. heaving bag of ogre that one is

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That B Roy Psychodrama thing is pretty sweet

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Holinger Tweet
John Hollinger: Trading Hinrich and Thomas for Boozer would put Bulls roughly $20M under the cap next summer with Rose-Deng-Salmons-Noah and the two 1sts. Over 1 hour ago.

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Who would we be giving to Utah?

Blake and Outlaw?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pryz and all his kids

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it's Przy

no thanks.

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's not...just saying cuz it is a religious fit

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay

Don’t mess wit me like that BRP!!!

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Przy is mormon? Never heard that before.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. you guys didn't know that?

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He isn't

its because he has a lot of kids

by tingeyga on Jul 9, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, he is...seriously

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

not all mormons abstain from drinking beer/caffeinated beverages

just sayin’

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beer is forbidden

Caffeinate beverages is more of a personal choice

by tingeyga on Jul 9, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know Mormons who drink beer

I know Catholics who use contraceptives.

I know Christians who don’t practice abstinence.

etc. etc.

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think Mormons

have a better reputation for religion appropriate behavior though. That’s probably why people bring up the beer and stuff and why it is surprising that Pryzbilla might be mormon, according to BRP.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 9, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's according to his wife that their family is mormon

sheesh

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just saying

there are different levels of “how hardcore” (as my friends and i like to call it) of a Mormon/Christian/Catholic/Old Believer Russian someone is.

My neighbors are “hardcore” Catholics because they don’t use contraceptives at all (as evidenced by their 92 kids). Some of my Russian friends aren’t very strict towards their religion, for instance they break their fast.

Just cause Joel is a Mormon doesn’t automatically mean that he follows all of the guidelines (or w/e they are called).

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No tattoos and beer are big ones

And would mean, essentially, he isn’t a Mormon.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

not according to Joel's wife, apparently

:)

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

In terms of guidelines

while tattoos are discouraged, they won’t keep you from attending the temple, but they may affect if you can go on a mission.

Drinking beer will keep you from attending the temple and will keep you from attending a mission, unless you stop and repent.

by tingeyga on Jul 9, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

but I know mormons who drink beer yet still attend the temple or w/e it’s called

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pryzzle is pretty public though

If he was a practicing Mormon, he wouldn’t say he drinks beer in a cavalier manner.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's true.

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhh

Has the tattoo thing changed over the years? Like, the last few decades?

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you mean?

The church within the past couple of years has been more clear on their stance that tattoos are discouraged due to the belief that the body is a temple.

They also have in the past couple of years been more strict in who they allow to serve missions. Tattoos may fall into this, although I am not exactly sure.

And when you are interviewed for your recommend that allows you to attend the temple, they don’t ask you if you have any tattoo (and as far as I know they have never asked that question)

by tingeyga on Jul 9, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mormon side of my family

That live in Utah had a much stricter view on tattoos… that you can’t get into Heaven if you have one, according to their temple.

Could be just where they go.

It came up a few years ago when they found out my youngest sister had one, and they try to intrude on my immediate family every once in a while. My mom talks to one of her sisters, and I guess she spilled the beans.

(I know I said we don’t talk to that side of the family up above, but that’s just generally).

They are a weird bunch in general, but they were claiming it to be a Mormon rule.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And

He has tattoos. A lot of ’em.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

But I still don’t think BRP is right. Is magic 8 ball is broken.

by Roybot on Jul 9, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

"very doubtful"

why would i need a source for this? hahahah

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm 1000000000000% sure he is

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then why doesn't he show up here?

http://famousmormons.net/basketball.html

by tingeyga on Jul 9, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And if he WAS Mormom

He would for sure be on there.

Just like every Oregonian knows what famous people are from Oregon, once drove through Oregon, or own a map with Oregon on it.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously, why?

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joseph Smith? Really?

VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09

by The Pirate on Jul 9, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

nonononononoo

we should avoid religious debate in here IMO

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand not wanting to be a part of something personally

But ya GOTTA let someone else be a part of what the wanna be a part of, since it has no bearing on our own lives.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do you know this?

Most mormons I’ve ever known don’t have tattoos or drink. pThey also aren’t so quick to fight with Tyson Chandler. haha. perhaps he’s a non-practicing morman?

by DrivetheLane on Jul 9, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

his wife told me

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that they are

no joke

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

your sources get sketchier by the minute

I mean, seriously, you asked his wife?! Wifey never knows nuttin’, that’s what Von Mortimer told me.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

if they come walking into the office when you are there...

don’t get all apologetic towards me

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, you all know where i "use" to work...

and now i work in a cooler place than where i “use” to work

the streets of burnside!!!

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol everytime someone says hell i think of Iverson

and his auto-tuned rap/rant thing

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

email me, i'll tell ya;)

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The day the Przybillas walk into the office is the day I'll buy you lunch/dinner at a restaurant of your choice.

(As long as I approve of your choice, of course).

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

deal!!! easy peasy

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOOooo

How did their religion come up?

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

she asked me about why i went to a catholic school even though i'm buddhist...

i said, educational reasons…then she proceed to say that their LDS church was investigating of building a university near Portland or Washington to expand their presence

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless LDS means something else, i'm wrong

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is interesting

because as far as I have heard, the LDS church isn’t looking at expanding its university system beyond its current campuses in Utah, Idaho and Hawaii. The church bought land for a junior college back in the 60s, but decided against it later. That land is right were I-5 and 217 hit and part of that land is where their Portland area temple sits right now.

by tingeyga on Jul 9, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have no idea

don’t shoot the messenger…i just thought everyone know each player’s beliefs…i don’t care

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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess she could be Mormon

And Joel sez “more beer for me”.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing wrong with a 7 foot dude knockin' down a few beers

i’m sure he can handle it. he’s a big boy

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

_I_ don't mind at all

Jus’ sayin’, if he was a Mormon who went to a LDS church, he would be in trouble and not allowed to be a Mormon if he didn’t stop.

I am sure Joel can handle all the beer in the world and then some, but if we’re saying he’s a Mormon, he can’t.

And not in a winky winky no-condoms-for-Catholics way.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

you're right

in my family, my g-pa and g-ma are both mormon, and it’s a deal where g-ma is strict and g-pa is loose, even though he was a bishop for a while, he’s always been way more “loose”….I just projected that onto their family, which probably isn’t fair.

Sorry Joel, don’t sucker punch me!

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah definitely

maybe that was his mistress hahahaha

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn't say what they mean, but better than nuffin'.
What’s up JP? So, I always wanted to know what tattoos you have, and what the significance they have to you. Also, when did you get them? Good luck, keep rebounding and rejecting shots!!!
Jeff
Chicago

Przybilla: This one right here (right bicep) is a basketball player and it says “Not in my house.” It’s a basketball thing. Here (left bicep) it’s got two hands praying. Here on my chest (left side) it’s an angel and on the other side I have my fiancee’s name and a heart with roses. It doesn’t hurt too badly to get them, not as bad as you think it would. Different people have different levels of pain.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's with all the emailing going on these days? lol

I’ll email you back in a bit here…it’s gonna’ take some time to scroll all the way to the bottom though hahahhah.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

jk

kind of

;-p

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch....don't cut me like that

just for that, I’m going to inundate you with a book.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

But I do know no one is emailin’ me :-(

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you want to hear?

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

check your email

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You ARE beautiful

in every single way……..

by fanfaraway on Jul 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

you FELL for that

that was total capitulating to you.. she doesnt mean it. Mercury is beautiful. Joels NOT IN MY HOUSE tattoo is beautiful. Hypercolor T-Shirts a beautiful. you are kinda meh Morty

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're next.

I couldn’t squeeze you into today’s schedule. But yours is the first thing I’m going to write tomorrow at work.

by fanfaraway on Jul 9, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's so all of you

can talk about me behind my back

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a pre-emptive strike

i’m curious about someone else who may or may not be emailing you

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha, ,he's sooo desperate

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

you asked her to email you

because no one emails you.

it’s ok man

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the gym with a friend. Polishing our jazz cabaret dancing skill

hahah not really but it looks like a really fun class. We did yoga and then we went to dinner.

by fanfaraway on Jul 9, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do mormons yell “GOOD GAME MF’ER!” into the camera?

...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...

by TheTinfoil on Jul 9, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does adding Bass + Hinrich

put us into top 3 contenders for next year?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

no, not quite. Boston is going to be insane with Sheed (pun intended), San Antonio will be good with Jefferson and McDyess, and LA getting Artest makes them a horrible matchup for us. That’s not even mentioning Cleveland and Orlando.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT, if Greg gets better, we’ll be top 5.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boston
Cleveland
Los Angeles
San Antonio
Portland

top 5 contenders for next year?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

that looks pretty feasible to me.

Orlando might be ahead of Portland depending on what Vince decides to do.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 9, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Bass

Nelson, Carter, Lewis, Bass, Howard is a pretty sick lineup.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

My scenario

has Portland getting Bass

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hadn't heard about Bass going to Orlando.

if that happens then it definitely makes them stronger. But with VC you just never know. And that’s position is big cog in the Magic machine from what my limited understanding of basketball tells me.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 9, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I’d put us at three, pending the health of Duncan and Ginobili.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we could get Hinrich + Wallace + Bass it would

But any 2 of those would help. Millsap is a bit overkill to me, but if they want to use all cap space on him and he is fine with coming off the bench why not.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw the Pendergraph chat.

I LOL’d at the Oregon cheerleaders part. He’s a good replacement for Frye on the personality front. I hope he does more interviews.

"I'm at the thingamajig talking the yakety-yak" - Kenny Smith

by blzrfan on Jul 9, 2009 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

i laughed. some dudes came into the room RIGHT as he was doing that discussion

it’s like “Yeah the Oregon cheerleaders, they underrated!” and I was like ohhhh gawrsh magnificient timing.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blair and Buford. I hate it.

"This creates a great opportunity for us," general manager R.C. Buford said. "All I know is that this guy wins basketball games."

Blair, 20, blew the anterior cruciate ligaments in both his knees in high school. Both ACLs had to be replaced by grafts, but Blair never has had any significant problem with the knees since then.

"My knees feel great," Blair said at the news conference. "They feel strong. I’ve won a lot of games with these knees."

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ACLs are confusing.

 I sprained mine, then I was told some physicians don’t think ACLs can be sprained. How can you not know this? They must be a grey area.

VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09

by The Pirate on Jul 9, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I was turned down by my council for the Eagle Scout local scholarship. There were barely any applicants… I was pretty mad.

So today the National Eagle Scouts contact me and I win a national one. Hear me, CPC, you are MOARONS.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Get a portrait photo like this (10 Bedge points if someone can identify who that is. I assume Timmay might)

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill Gates?

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Madsen?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

hans-bro?

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice that ESPN is using a photo with a confused look. It's how fans feel.

How long until they run a dumb and dumber photo for some team?

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s Tyrus’ confused face? I thought that’s how he looked all the time.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sez

OOH, a pump fake, I can’t wait to jump for it!

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

the right coach could turn him into a defensive star. Unfortunately, Vinny Del Negro is not that coach.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should be able to create havoc on the court

Like how Marion used to, and Wallace does.

His inability to improve with the brain farts on defense isn’t really a coaching thing, it’s a focus thing. That’s what worries me, and for a Blazer fan I’ve been generally high on the kid.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

true enough. He could be sooooo good on the defensive end.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone know Pendergraph’s Blazer jersey no.?

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

this guy by Kirk Hinrich was rumored to the Blazers. Kind of out of the blue.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

by = named.

oh for an edit button.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that on the main page

I’m wondering if the source is Blazersedge.

by jksnake99 on Jul 9, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

he got herpes too?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, and Rex’s shot looks a lot better.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ben says it always looked good in practice

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

im out everybody

see ya

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 9, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

he could conceivably be Bass-esque… not like Bass is an incredible rebounder.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tend to think that Millsap is a smokescreen.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, I really think Bayless/Batum has a chance. Bayless’ shot looks far better. Is that optimal? No, but if we don’t make a move it’s a decent fallback option.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I want is Hinrich, but I would understand if they didn’t go out and get him.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lose sleep over this.

VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09

by The Pirate on Jul 9, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

hinrichhinrichhinrich

VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09

by The Pirate on Jul 9, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need to stop wishing for Hinrich TOO much

Or we’ll all be dissappointed once we DO get him and he doesn’t change the world, even though we KNOW he won’t change the world.

And everyone focusing on one thing to happen can make the opposite happen. It’s how Oden got micro.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop reading my thoughts. I posted first.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we’ve actually swung around on the overrated/underrated thing. Kirk was underrated so much that people overrate him now. I love Hinrich as much as anyone, but he isn’t a star. Getting him would be solid.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My thought is this: the Blazers have a positive net PER at four positions. Point guard is the negative position. Add Hinrich, and it’s a positive.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

so it’s a solid move, not a franchise-changer by any stretch of the imagination

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

at SF your counting Batum, Outlaw and Rudy?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon’s 13 minutes per game at the 3 heavily influenced the result.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

I wonder if opposing PGs run huge PERs against us because Greg and LMA were bad at protecting the basket last year. Our perimeter D was bad last year, for sure, but we only had one competent help defender/goalie and that was Joel. I dunno.

by jksnake99 on Jul 9, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘cept Blake was getting beat off the dribble by Carl Landry. He wasn’t keeping guys in front of him.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that's definetely true

Oden should hopefully be a lot better next year.

by jksnake99 on Jul 9, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oden and LMA being better will surely help

And in the future I think we can afford a poor defender or two out there at PG and SF…

But yeah, Blake just can’t stay in front of today’s PGs is why. He wants to, which is usually 90% of the battle at the other positions, but just can’t.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no faith in LMA getting better in terms of help D and defensive rotations

He’s had three years and has made no obvious improvements in terms of help D. His block rate (admittedly a shaky stat) has steadily plummeted since his rookie year.

He’s shown improvements rebounding and is a competent (albeit not great) 1v1 post defender. I see no evidence he’ll become a competent help defender.

I have more hope for Oden.

by jksnake99 on Jul 9, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

His rotations aren't THAT bad

And even if he never becomes a better shotblocker, rotations always improve if a player wants to.

He is good at doing “defensive things”. Full court press, deflections, getting out on the perimeter on any PG, showing on a pick and roll. Those are all underrated and coupled with his decent man defense a big reason why he wins his position almost every night.

Offering better help defense and going for more blocks falls right in line with staying inside and being aggressive to me. To be a true star, he needs to get better at all of them.

I do not think he is a perfect defender or anything resembling an anchor for a defensive team, but next to Oden I think he’ll do very well in the long run, and much of what he does is underrated. And, very rare.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not hard to do.

 Considering Blake is a almost perfect fit for our offensive system and Hinrich is a upgrade over Blake. That and it isn’t thought that he would cost too much.

VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09

by The Pirate on Jul 9, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

we just need to not overhype Kirk if it does happen. It’s a decent upgrade, not a massive one.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You KNOW

That if we do get him, we start out alright, but Kirk averages sumthin’ like 10 and 4, some knucklehead will say HAHAHA THIS IS WHAT YOU LOSERS WANTED, HE SUCKS.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'll use the cap space SOMEHOW

We GOTTA.

Would make 0.0000000 sense on the Sense-O-Meter to not use it.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

I just mean, we’ll use it in some capacity, either here or at the trade deadline or even next draft.

One way or another, come hell or high water, we’ll use it.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha.

 I was with you on the whole, something needs to happen but I’ve mellowed. I like looking at our new young ’uns.

VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09

by The Pirate on Jul 9, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Portland trades Kevin Pritchard, Nicolas Batum, Dante Cunningham and cash considerations to the San Antonio Spurs for R.C. Buford and DeJuan Blair. Portland trades Tom Penn, Monty Williams and Travis Outlaw to Minnesota for the draft rights to Ricky Rubio.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mort, how do you feel about Pendergraph taking over your favorite number?

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

si, senor.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a bonafide baller then!

As long as he picked it for the right reasons.

He just can’t be so good that the number gets retired and Mortimer Jr can’t wear it for the Blazers.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow I leave for Vegas

"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jul 9, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

stealing mike tysons tiger

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to UFC 100

thinking about staying on till monday to watch summer league game

Can I just walk up and buy a ticket?

"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jul 9, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should be able to.. lucky you.. should be a great fight..
love the card on 100

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm going to that show, too

At the Belmost Inn

...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...

by TheTinfoil on Jul 9, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

im gonna go to my family room

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

buenos noches. :)

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ten cuidado.

VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09

by The Pirate on Jul 9, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

hasta la vista baby

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 9, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 9, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

shameless

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

no shame no gain.

i have no idea what that means.

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 9, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

it sounds rec worthy to me

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 9, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

night, check your email

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, in sum.

Dante Cunningham wears 33 = Larry Bird 2.0.

Jeff Pendergraph wears 31…

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that I think about it

The people who wear my number usually aren’t very good, mostly because it is MY number.

Charlie V, Telfair, Reggie Miller, Chuck Person…

I think that is the #31 allstars right there.

by Mortimer on Jul 9, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you meant reggie miller and nothing else

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

the rifleman was a great player
but you said all-star..

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was PROLLY an allstar

And I meant more the allstars of the number #31, not guys who were allstars and wore #31.

by Mortimer on Jul 10, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

FLASHBACK

So I went back in time on this site out of curiosity.. to see who was commenting in the first junk drawer. some of the same, but now its mostly new….. a whopping 130 comments back then too

tommy, you complained about there being 13 new fanposts which was TOO MANY TO READ.. now we have like 30 on 3 topics per day

also.. since i got no love in the commemorative JD post, I was the one who suggested in the JD then emailed dave about keeping JDs in the rec section till night time then bust em down.. The Junk Drawer SO THERE TINFOIL… TAKE THAT

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I also got no love

But I think I was in the first one too

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 9, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes you shared with us all that you like tacos and pizza
and breakfast burritos

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn't sound right

Are you sure it wasn’t “I like Tacos and I like Pizza …..but I don’t like Taco Pizza” ….cause that sounds more like me. BTW I feel the same way about breakfast burritos (I like Breakfast and burritos….but not Breakfast Burritos).

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 9, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah your right, i just briefly scanned it

I like Tacos and I like Pizza

I don’t like Taco Pizza

The same goes for Breakfast Burrittos

“Some of Dave’s greatest gifts are unanswered posts.”

by 92wastheyear on Jul 1, 2008 8:49 AM PDT

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot about that Signature

about unanswered posts. That was good

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 9, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re upset because the commemorative junk drawer for 2009 didn’t talk about the very first junk drawer ever created, which was NOT in 2009? That’s Palin level logic right there.

Yes, I went there.

...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...

by TheTinfoil on Jul 9, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh snap.

My frenemy just got pwned!

by Roybot on Jul 9, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can see russia from my house

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Junk Drawer is like a bad bowel movement

Big, slow and painful

(BTW I didn’t make up that joke….I first heard it in referrence to Jamal Magloire)

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 9, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like you need more fiber in your diet

"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jul 9, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love cheese

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 9, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So do I

Gouda

"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jul 9, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smoked Gouda is awesome

I also like the basics like Tillimook Medium Cheddar

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 9, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smoked Gouda is the bomb!

I feel like we’ve known each other for years

"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jul 9, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven't we?

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 9, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like my cheese on these

Best Crackers ever

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 9, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are a couple of KP is a fool

If PA would just give me the checkbook I would know what to do comments on Ben’s practice report that are"almost" amusing.

by southern oregon on Jul 9, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I should sneak over there

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 9, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just finished watching the interviews with Cunningham, Pendergraph, and Mills.

I always think of this when Mills talks:

“That’s a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?”
“Austria.”
“Austria! Well, then. G’day mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!”

Why did no one say this to him?!

by Roybot on Jul 9, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Where would these interviews be?

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

by The Roybot on Jul 9, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

I think that was you
I mean it does say “Roybot” so why would I believe it’s BRP?

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

by The Roybot on Jul 9, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha Roybot, i got you covered
 
[Comment From Roybot]
Are you single;) ????

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

by Roybot on Jul 9, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you single?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Joke)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

she was never taken...

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 10, 2009 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okur adds to negotiation woes.

 2 years, 21 million.

VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09

by The Pirate on Jul 9, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

boredom

...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...

by TheTinfoil on Jul 9, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

source?

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 9, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed.

somebody say something cool so the junk can resume

...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...

by TheTinfoil on Jul 9, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something cool

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

REC

...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...

by TheTinfoil on Jul 9, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

I totally rock.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No you just suck

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My junkers… anyone else reeling from the melodrama? Ugh.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, it's exhausting. KP was as vague as ever on Canzano's show today.

Of course, Canzano had to accuse him of sounding burnt out.

...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...

by TheTinfoil on Jul 9, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still trying to figure out if Bayless and Greg worked out together this summer.

This is the most important detail of the offseason.

SOMEONE IS LYING TO US AND I WANT TO KNOW WHO.

by Roybot on Jul 9, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

that makes no sense to me. Who cares?

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I got the sarcasm)

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

the most important thing is THE AD ON THE SL WARMUP JERSEYS.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM OUTRAGED THE BLAZERS ARE SELLING THEMSELVES TO THE DARK SIDE.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

They sold themselves to the dark side?

Did they get Paul Millsap? LOL

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol naw, they put an NBA Live ad on the SL warmups.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

How dare they?!?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

quien?

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It isn't Prez?

Why not? That guy is a jerk. Hey prez!

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just ate a massive thing of nachos at ten pm. I love my metabolism.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I was thinking about making a fanpost, but I'm too lazy

but I listened to a KP on Courtside podcast from like May 5th and he was saying back then that he won’t make a free agent deal just to do it. He’s happy to go into the season with capspace and do a lopsided deal.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

"willing" might be a better word than happy

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point, make a minor move and get out. Bayless and Batum are both good kids. Don’t freak out and create drama by doing too much.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did I miss?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing, just fans freaking out about Millsap, Hinrich, Tayshaun, no extensions for Roy and Aldridge.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're first word is correcct

The rest of them make me see exactly your point after reading Matt sneer about this very point. (He even called it Blazertopia. LOL I think you saw it though.)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s a really good writer.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he writes yeah

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

when you’ve been blogging that long, you get a free pass.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's never written much

Even dating back to his Bulls Blog days. I’ve read through some of his archives both on BaB and BB as well.

It’s not to say BaB isn’t great because it is. It’s just different from someone like Dave or TZ.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

as is Pounding the Rock… blogs are cool in different ways.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it took me a long time to realize that too

But I absolutely agree. Those folks have a great sense of humor even without Matt Powell no longer running it. (He had a wicked sense of anger when he was on though.)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

as is Pounding the Rock… blogs are cool in different ways.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

As far as the 2nd part of your statement

Blogs are absolutely cool for that reason. (I always love talking to fans regardless of what team they are.)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

GSoM is a good example. I dunno what is going on there, but it’s entertaining.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like having conversations with them

They keep trying to tell me the way things happen just because the media reports it that way. (Like the Jamal Crawford trade not being able to be completed until today for instance.)

But, hey, it was reported on NBA.com so it must be correct.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

To Roybot from Barbara Mason
I don’t even know how to love you
Just the way you want me to
But I’m ready [ready] to learn (to learn)
Yes, I’m ready [ready] to learn (to learn)
To fall in love, to fall in love, to fall in love with you

I don’t even know how to hold your hand
Just to make you understand
But I’m ready [ready] to learn (to learn)
Yes, I’m ready [ready] to learn (to learn)
To hold your hand, make you understand
To hold your hand right now

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

being temp. banned from one’s home blog community can have weird effects.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Just to annoy her

That has nothing to do with my “temporary” ban. That was for being a pissy arse prick. To alot of people. It was built up karma. As I said the other day, no biggie. I needed a break. It’s actually been better for me this way to tell you the truth.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think this is being pissy?

LOL. I beg to differ.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

there have been a few non Blazer-fan JDers. Whatever happened to IcemanCometh?

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to point out I'm not participating in the BEdge JD because I'm temporarily banned from StR

I’m here cuz I feel like it. I do have OTHER things I could be doing right now. (Like writing my own blog.)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also I've participated in JD's in the past

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed you have, and we appreciate you coming back..

its like the current girlfriend who wants to know more about her man so she tries to befriend their ex and ends up liking them

Sac <3’s Sergio

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The JD is an SBN haven, not just for Blazer fans. We are merely the keepers.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love to start a JD on StR

But, the truth is, all the reg’s over there would get pissy about some of yall coming over there.

It’s really irritating, but it is the way it is.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

every StR thread is a JD.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's pretty much it LOl

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

no I'm far worse

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jerryd Bayless stated that he had not earned a vacation this year so he’s been working out all summer long

My irrational man-crush on Jerry’d Bayless continues.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Bayless.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s moving into all-time territory for me. His attitude is just surreal.

“Jerry’d, what do you need to improve on?”

“My intensity.”

..

And that is the greatness of Bayless, summarized.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so getting/making a Bayless jersey and/or shirt.

He’s just awesome

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that guy doesn't become great, it won't be from a lack of effort on his part

I fully believe he will do whatever is asked of him and try his damdest to be great at it

This is the only reason I am excited for Summer League…I’m pretty ho hum on the draft picks and everyone else they are bringing in

by Matt Daddy on Jul 9, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m excited about Pendergraph.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he'll be exactly what the Blazers need

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was watching him on the Olive video today and he was draining 16-18 footers consistently. He also had an awesome interview… he’ll replace Channing as the beloved Blazer.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was so beloved about that goofy turd?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

his blog, proclaiming himself the “Buffet of Goodness,” and he was always accessible and funny, even when not playing. Great guy.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah accessible.......

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also loves, loves, loves Portland

That makes him unique in NBA terms. Everybody else wants to be in Toronto.

by Corvid on Jul 9, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ that

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice guy, good interviewer, willing to make fun of himself.. just seems like a cool dude. I met him only once but he didnt talk, he was 18 and didnt have much to say, but Portland loves him cuz he loves Portland

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s like our Chris Webber and his love for Sacram……umm nm

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you implying C-Webb hates Sac?

Cuz he really doesn’t actually. LOl

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have no soul food.
that is all

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Nevermind. Sacrapmento sucks.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha.. for sure. that was funny tho..

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was even funnier than that

When he backtracked by saying that he had to drive INTO Sacramento to get soul food. LOL

Right, like Ric Bucher misquoted you Chris. (I don’t know what the flossiest suburb of Portland is, but he lived in Granite Bay when he lived in Sacramento—still does actually when he’s there—and tha’ts a bit like what Bellevue is to Seattle in a way.)

Anyway, if Chris wanted to be in an urban, or less suburban environment than Granite Bay, he didn’t have to live 25 miles from Arco Arena. LOL

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disaagree. I felt that he was fairly impressive at ASU.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn't bad...just not impressive to me

Harden definitely made him look better the last two years

by Matt Daddy on Jul 9, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was insanely efficient before Harden came, wasn’t he?

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, good thing we won’t be expecting him to be the main focus of the offense. Some guys are just role players. Channing Frye wasn’t talented enough to be more than a role player, but his game just didn’t fit 15 minutes per game. Pendy should translate better.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't get me wrong...I think he will be a great end of bench guy

for the Blazers for the nextg couple years…I just wouldn’t expect him to become anything like other PF’s in the league..

by Matt Daddy on Jul 9, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want twelve minutes of setting picks, battling inside, and nailing mid-range jumpers. I think he can do that.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

if Travis is gone, then I could see it happening. He gives rookies that play well time.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if we have Milsap?

sorry couldn’t resist throwing in a Milsap refernce to try and stir up this JD

by Matt Daddy on Jul 9, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m only good with Millsap if we are trading Przybilla. Portland is built on chemistry. Having four very talented bigs does not bode well.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I refuse to get a milsap conversation

I have officially taken the wait till something happens stance with Portland…the rumors, Quick articles, Canzano ramblings are killing me

I will not be baited into that conversation:-)

by Matt Daddy on Jul 9, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick has disappointed me… losing credibility every time he publishes an article.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, Channing's game fits better elsewhere

and he deserves to go get paid to play more

I sure hope Phoenix signs him

by Matt Daddy on Jul 9, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm

if i end up designing my own, i’ll post the design in the fanshots and see if anyone else wants one.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you on facebook?

did you ever see the hat i designed? I’ve had like 5 different people stop me to ask where I got my “lid.”

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure thing

the pic is alright, it doesn’t quite show the letting as it is though. It’s a shiny silver, but it looks kinda’ white-ish in the picture. A general idea though:

front

back

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

tanks!

Actually it’s funny, my original idea was to have the “Life is” part say “Jerryd” and the “Good” in big sweeping letters say “Bayless”

and then on the back have it say J-Bay or B-Rex and put a number 4 in there.

I’ll probably end up doing something like that sometime if I don’t do the shirt idea.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehehe

Lids, where else.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might

MIGHT trust you to design a shirt.

by Roybot on Jul 9, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I came up with

This

when we were talking about Blazers Edge logo about a year ago (it got vetoed for having the copyrighted pinwheel…I put a basketball in but then we decided to leave it). That’s pretty plain jane though. I’d want to do something artistic if I was going to bother making a shirt.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s Blazersedge. Man, do you even read?

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeh, i'd want something artistic.

mortimer has a sweet background on his twitter page. i’d love something like that.

link.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does Bayless have to do to "Earn" a vacation?

Major Role on the Team?
Starter?
All-star?
Championship?
MVP?
Destroy Tokyo and take on Mothra?

by Matt Daddy on Jul 9, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

when Bayless > MJ

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a vocal member of Team Bayless. I don’t think we love his game, it’s his attitude and persona that are faschinating.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't he say he would be ready to take over if - God forbid wink wink - Blake got injured or traded or something?

I like Bayless, but I don’t think he is ready to start

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s not… but I’d rather start a green Bayless than Blake at this point.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

15 bucks for the summer league pass. blackouts apply.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

That is totally bullshit. Not watching Summer League now. Only would if it was free.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry^

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't pay that much to be honest with you

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t if I was a Kings fan, but that’s because I can’t stand Tyreke Evans. :)

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't hate the game

Hate the playa.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly. I feel like having him doesn’t maximize Kevin Martin, but oh well.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you really want to have this argument Roodie Phirrrnandez?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not Roodie.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh?

Why not? LOL

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But do you really want to have this argument?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

no argument. But do you like Evans?

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the national perception that he is a SG

Is probably not accurate.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you like Evans?

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell you what

Read this, and this. Then read this and this. Then you tell me.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

you guys should get a room!

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, If I was going to kill someone, I’d do it in a crowded place so as to create mass confusion, a la Jason Bourne.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm too cheap

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is so ....................

I can’t honestly state what I think. (Because that language doesn’t apply & I’ve broken the rule once.)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wouldn’t buy a playoff game for 30 bucks.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

must be for scouts? or something?

I can’t honestly seeing the average fan buying that stuff.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

its on comcast if you have that. they also have on NBA.com if you want to pay 15 bucks and arent blacked out. and finally theres probably gonna be feeds for free online

EAT IT GOOD.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 9, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious question: if Jerry’d’s shot returns to what it was in college, is he a better option than Steve in the starting lineup?

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Personally I like him better in that second unit

he adds a driving and creating punch you wouldn’t have Blake, Rudy, Trout/Martell, PF, Przy

by Matt Daddy on Jul 9, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see us have either LMA and Roy on the floor at all times. When Roy’s out, run the offense through Aldridge on the post.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to see us move forward with the starting lineup of the future and work out the details as we go, personally.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

as much as I would love that, it doesn’t seem likely.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why don't you think so?

I don’t think Utah has much choice but to play ball with us and Chicago seems high on the deal too…just because the usually wrong sportswriters don’t think things are happening?

by Matt Daddy on Jul 9, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I generally suscribe to the “where there is smoke, there’s fire” theory. In this case there has been such an incredible amount of smoke that I’m suspicious.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just think Portland and Chicago has been talking for so long

that when KP came up with this idea to get them Boozer instead of Outlaw and Blake (which I know KP is not happy to part with) they decided to make it happen.

If it doesn’t happen with Utah, I just think he’s #1 on KP’s board and he will try and find a way to make it happen

by Matt Daddy on Jul 9, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope that’s true. I’m not banking on it though.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh me neither

It really is the only deal though that I will get my hopes up for from now on.

Good night ya’ll

by Matt Daddy on Jul 9, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

buenos noches. I would love you to be right on this.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, assuming he lives up to his rep of being a solid defender.

which some people have questioned.

If he plays solid defense and he has even a decent shot—doesn’t have to be good—then he is a better option in many cases (i.e. against good point guards).

Either way, we ain’t winning a title with Blake, so I say use Bayless as much as possible. Give ’em both 20 minutes a game and give Roy the other 8.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

To Roybot from AJ Popoff
I’ve been stealing
Time where i can get it from
I’ve been losing
Grip on what i used to hold
If i could get another chance
I’d put it in a ziploc bag
And keep it in my pocket
Keep it in my pocket
Keep it in my pocket
Tell me
When i start to blow it
Would you show me
What i need to do
Before you hate me
I could never live with that so
Tell me
Before you’re better off without me
I’ve been watching you
Sleeping with a troubled look
I’m sure your bad dreams
Are probably all about me
And better off without me
If i could get another chance
I’d put it in a ziploc bag
And keep it in my pocket
Keep it in my pocket
Keep it in my pocket
Tell me
When i start to blow it
Would you show me
What i need to do
Before you hate me
I could never live with that so
Tell me
Before you’re better off without me

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Why?

I’m getting ready to hit the town now

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

To Roybot from pookeyguru
When I bring it up
You shut me out
So I keep on writing letters to myself
Are you doing alright
Are you burning out
Are you happy with the way it turned out
Running out of you
Running out of you
And I know youll be running out of me
Are you holding up
Are you caving in
Are you happy with the way things have been
Running out of you
Running out of you
And I know youll be running out of me
When it starts sinking in
Like quicksand
I cant stand
Watching the best of me
Go down with
The worst of you
Are you doing alright
Are you burning out
Are you happy with the way things turned out
Running out of you
Running out of you
And I know youll be running out of me

Youtube clip

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

this is getting disturbing

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

and here comes the batting of the eyes....

What a shock this is. < / sarcasm >

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roybot, if you want people to stop stalking you, here is how, guaranteed. Post something like this:

Hey guys, I just got my senior pictures back, I think they turned out great!

...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...

by TheTinfoil on Jul 9, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Tinfoil

I was hoping you were saying that’s what I look like. (It’s close.)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need some dental work too

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better? ( I apologize in advance)

...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...

by TheTinfoil on Jul 9, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure that's human?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm audio stalking Roybot :)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take that back

I’m lyricfreaking Roybot.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it’s ten o’clock
Jewel jewel, and it’s time to see you
Scan around the block
Oh, you jewel in the monitor screen
I can usually find you near 42nd and 8th
A whore in a doorway (yeah)
I think I’ve found you jewel, wit my t.v. beam
You know it’s funny, the light in the night,
Does something to your face
And the way you look, reminds me of a girl I used to want
In junior high
The smile on your lips, and the shape of your hips,
Excites me, and it makes me want to touch you
You’re a whore for sure, but that’s o.k.
Because I’m nothing, just another dirty spy with a t.v. eye
I can’t stand it when you find a man, I wonder what he’s sayin’
Does he tell you about his wife and kids at home?
Is he like me?
The one whose watching you in the night, in the night
Watching you in the night, in the night, in the night
Well you’re back on the street, and I can love you
As a man can love a woman
And you know I’m here, but you think of me as a steel
Machine
But, I’m watching you, all night
And, I’m watching you, all night long
I’m watching you, all night
I’m watching you, all night long
I’m watching you, all night ……..

EAT IT GOOD.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 9, 2009 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Hall & Oates?

Hall & #$#$# Oates?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

so he is sitting behind roybot watching her chat?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're so sensitive

I figured a high minded chickie like you would love it.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

liar

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO?!?!?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honesty...

…it isn’t for everyone.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

Be a Mod!

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the daytime JD probably has 1500+ comments in it already

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't go to it

So I wouldn’t know.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

hello

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 9, 2009 11:23 PM PDT reply actions  

RoodiePhirnandizz

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Roodie

You suck. :)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, Roodie has an epic beard. Thus he can not suck

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 9, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should be banned for recing your other screenname

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roodie

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pookey

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 9, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you're getting great amusement out of this LOL

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roodie is a long-term member of Bedge, as am I. we are different people.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

or are we?

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 9, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to smack both of you if you keep it up

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love you.

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 9, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's a joke for you Roodie

I line up Santa Claus, Hitler, Roodie Phirnandizz and Cablinasian, and I shoot them, who dies?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

none of the above, because chuck norris comes flying in out of nowhere (where he eternally exists)

and swats the bullet out of mid air

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

That reminds me. One user (Otis) actually had a sig that said: “Kevin Pritchard has Chuck Norris locked up in his trunk.” The notion of that always made me laugh.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

One user @ StR

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cablinasian

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 9, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cab are you Surjeeoh?

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 9, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

(yes)

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTW.

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 9, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can you win if you're the only one playing?

Seriously.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m Surrjeeoh and Cab. Roodie is Roodie.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you need to drink a few more shots before bedtime

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once I lived the life of a millionaire,
Spent all my money, I just did not care.
Took all my friends out for a good time,
Bought bootleg whisky, champagne and wine.

Then I began to fall so low,
Lost all my good friends, I did not have nowhere to go.
I get my hands on a dollar again,
Im gonna hang on to it till that eagle grins.

cause no, no, nobody knows you
When youre down and out.
In your pocket, not one penny,
And as for friends, you dont have any.

When you finally get back up on your feet again,
Everybody wants to be your old long-lost friend.
Said its mighty strange, without a doubt,
Nobody knows you when youre down and out.

When you finally get back upon your feet again,
Everybody wants to be your good old long-lost friend.
Said its mighty strange,
Nobody knows you,
Nobody knows you,
Nobody knows you when youre down and out.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree with Canzano on something. This sucks.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 11:36 PM PDT reply actions  

What sucks?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was something finalized?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s blaming the Vulcans for difficulty in signing Roy/Aldridge… and he’s right.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So why didn't he call for Spock to clear up the confusion?

Isn’t that his job?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good call

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I trust Canzano's reporting so little that I didn't bother reading it

I’m waiting to find out in a few days that some aspect was misreported or something.

by Timmay! on Jul 9, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like

every Blazers article he just blames the “Vulcans”

by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 9, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s right this time.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Vulcans think Brandon Roy isn't worth locking up for as long as possible?

What are they crazy?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me get this straight

The Vulcans want financial responsbility so they don’t mind an overpayment of a FA like Hedo Turkoglu, but extending the contracts of your 2 time All-Star, and near to be multiple time All-Star, that’s not okay?

Are these guys real people?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh. I think someone up there is worried about Brandon's knees and ankles

and figured that if they could get him to sign a four year deal to minimize their risk then they would do it. But now that everyone is pissed they will offer him max money and we’ll forget about this by the time Rex starts getting double doubles in summer league.

by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 9, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Than why keep him beyond his rookie deal than?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because they know he is their best player

they just can’t decide if he is going to be Grant Hill or not.

by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 9, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the Vulcans aren't just financial planners, BUT Miss Cleo too?

Cool.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha had to wiki the miss cleo.

I just think they thought they could try and get him for less but that backfired big time. But lets be honest, Brandon is going to get paid before Halloween. I’ll bet my costume on it

by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 9, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah we all know that

These Vulcans are like Giants on the Hillside I swear.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

this mirrors my thought on the subject.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rooooodieeee

dude, my bro is playing call of duty and some dude just joined his game called “AFuzzyDutchman”

I was like, wtheck?! haha i thought you were stalking me.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 11:37 PM PDT reply actions  

You've gotta be kidding me

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s definitely not me. I would have done Jahrridd Bhaelhiss

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like you're not Roodie, right?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol @ the email you signed up with

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prez is just abusing his mod power

You know that.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ilovejerrydbaylesshewilleatyouRAWR@gmail.com

lololol

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Royboy's black underwear

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Roybot's^

Same thing almost though.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

but we’re practicing our rhyme? How sublime.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a prime rhyme and you’re a mime worth a little less than a dime. Hurry on, go to bed ’fore you run out of time.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, that was lame

boy don’t waste my time, you just bangin around like them annoyin wind chimes. you aint got skill, you’re just throwin words around at will. sit back, kick your feet up and chill; be still, you’re in for a thrill—yeh just watch me as I move in for the kill.

by Jehhridd Behyylass on Jul 10, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

move in for the kill like Jehhridd BAYless

I dress for success and God bless ya I’m just gonna’ undress ya

You know my address it’s right here on rhyme avenue

I deliever rhymes like the pony Express

Now before I digress I must confess that I’m…engaging in a battle with an unarmed man. To tell you the truth that wasn’t my plan. But I see that you profess to be da best and I just can’t leave without expressin’ that you need to back off cuz you ain’t possessin nuttin.

yeeeyah

you ain’t possessin nuttin.

by Jehhridd Behyylass on Jul 10, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Style points.....

…..should be deducted when you openly argue with yourself in public.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't help if my opponent is slow

and when an opponent wants to go it’s gonna’ come to blows.

Left hook, right hook, uppercut to the jaw. I turn his face into a pile of Coleslaw.

So my man if you ain’t got the skills to stop me, please, back up before I pop thee.

by Jehhridd Behyylass on Jul 10, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is rap crap, poor sap.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

(I’m setting him up for another go at it)

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

This has to be illegal

You can’t set up one of your multiple personalities for a fall.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, so you want me to take another go at it?

but you won’t step up, man you ain’t got no wit.
Yeey ain’t got no grit. I know you afraid of gettin’ hit by the lyrics I spit, but common man try to show yourself at least semi-legit.

Yo yo I know you wanna’ quit but get in here and commit to do something, something, anything, what can you bring? Come on man, step up to the plate and give a lil swing. Don’t be lame like Nike confiscatin’ Crawford’s dunk o’er the King.

by Jehhridd Behyylass on Jul 10, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a math and engineering major. I have no problem admitting that I have no rapping skills, except knowing what words rhyme with each other.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

you can't just give up

come on, man, that ain’t the bayless way, so what you say, get in here and fire away.

by Jehhridd Behyylass on Jul 10, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

your face.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

psh, what kinda' insult is that

you gotta’ come up with something clever not lame like Sabonis4never—when you rhymin you gotta endeavor to do whatever to defeat whomever wherever put ’em down good and forever.

by Jehhridd Behyylass on Jul 10, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

You’re a science & engineering major too? Argh.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or grammar school apparently.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've used that in High School...back in the day

i taught myself how to do MLA citation with that website because our textbook was lame.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 9, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Purdue Owl?

Seriously? It’s pretty cool. MY english teacher at my school has us use that instead of buying a grammar book (which I ain’t buyin).

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like your teacher

lol

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

You better not be him

I’ll be pissed.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it ain't free

I ain’t using it.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

citationmachine.net

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

whoever you are i love you

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 9, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I wish it was March. Then I could get excited about reaching the playoffs and a great offseason

Reality is usually more boring than imagination

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 9, 2009 11:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Which is why I'm mock threatening Cab

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 9, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s funny is that in March I said it’s more fun in the offseason, when we can hype our young players.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish it was late october

because I could be excited about how well the team is going to do this season

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 9, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I want it to be then too

It being March means I missed a whole damn season!

by Mortimer on Jul 10, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did any get St. Bayno’s fanpost?

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 9, 2009 11:59 PM PDT reply actions  

It read's like scenes out of Macbeth

But I haven’t studied it in detail yet

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 10, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I barely skimmed it. Didn’t want to invest time in trying.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

English faucets only know to temperatures: Boiling and cold

That’s because there are always two. Not one common mixer to regulate temperature. Keep English design weird and victorian.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 10, 2009 12:01 AM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS: WE HAVE MADE CONTACT WITH ALIENS (!!!!)
LINK TO THE STORY BELOW
http://d-9.com/

by Broy 07 on Jul 10, 2009 12:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Do we have an option to leave with these aliens?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cunningham and Pendergraph were picked 33 and 31, respectively. Is this why they have those numbers?

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:14 AM PDT reply actions  

That’s so clever Claver!

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

ZING

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

i was waiting for that

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

As was I.

I set him up for it, OBVIOUSLY.

by Roybot on Jul 10, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

TOTALLY

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOT SHOT

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only ONE person can do it

ONE.

And BROTHER, you ain’t him.

RIPS SHIRT.

by Mortimer on Jul 10, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

IM SORRY

can i buy you a frozen banana on a stick? or perhaps a CASE OF LIVE HAND GRENADES!!!???

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, why thank you

What the HEEEEEEEEEEYexplodes.

by Mortimer on Jul 10, 2009 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

MUaHEHEHEHEHEHEE

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pat yourself on the Claver times

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

on the head^

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

you're right, you deserve the rec, not Cab

what was i thinking

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

(puts prez on list)

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh snap

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

sweeeeeet

am I getting coal or did I make the nice list?

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

garden variety internet denizen.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

the real one had an underscore

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Roodie Phirnandezz, Jehhridd Behyylass, and Cablinasian are coming for you Prez

Whichever one gets his sanity first.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

everyone comes after me

men, women, it doesn’t matter

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

is that the speechlessness of jealous?

or your ravid lust expressed in dot dot dot form?

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

ravid? Yikes.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol +1

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

(rec)

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

We need to have a JD where we tell a story, each person contributing a paragraph in sequence.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:22 AM PDT reply actions  

OH yes

Because Bedge hasn’t had that before. (Yeah, right.)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

wait, it’s been done before?

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like seeing ’Sheed in a different #30. :(

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:26 AM PDT reply actions  

so is Perkins a backup now?

Bummer for him— he’s developed into a solid defensive C.

by jksnake99 on Jul 10, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they’d continue to start Perkins.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doc said that he’d let it play out in camp, apparently.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

they were both in the top technical-getters, weren’t they? That’ll be fun.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

No Just Kirk Hinrich

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOW WE GOT KIRK AWESOME

In all seriousness, I really need to work on my patience. I want a move ASAP.

by jksnake99 on Jul 10, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Course

Do you mind if I use an analogy here?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

im with you snakey

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, for a rational stat guy, you is emotional!

Ya need to pragmatize and reorganize and relaxyize.

by Mortimer on Jul 10, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

if Joel has taught us anything it’s that “Z before Y always.”

Thus, you spelled it wrong. “relaxzyie.”

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't been a rational stat guy when it comes to hoops for very long-- just the last couple years

I am still very emotional in game threads and apparently in critical offseasons also.

by jksnake99 on Jul 10, 2009 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is an important offseason.

That tis’ true.

I just want the right move(s). Even if it gets stretched to a year from now.

by Mortimer on Jul 10, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its all right if you love me
Its al l right if you dont
Im not afraid of you runnin away
Honey, I get the feelin you wont

There is no sense in pretendin
Your eyes give you give away
Something inside you is feelin like I do
Weve said all there is to say

Baby, breakdown, go ahead give it to me
Breakdown, honey take me through the night
Breakdown, Im standing here, can you see?
Breakdown, its all right
Its all right
Its all right

Breakdown, go ahead give it to me
Breakdown, honey take me through the night
Breakdown, Im standing here, can you see?
Breakdown, its all right
Its all right
Its all right

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Alright, time for a list of your favorite Bedge trolls.

1. PippenAintEasy
2. “bruh”
3. Broy+07

Who am I forgetting?

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:28 AM PDT reply actions  

pookeyguru

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

maid tu rek

jk

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

fatty

Not a joke.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do not know why I approve of it

But I am sure you have your reasons.

It means you hate me :-(

by Mortimer on Jul 10, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

you said yesterday that everyone should have a burro or borro or some such thing

i’m not sayin’, i’m jus sayin

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

When traveling SPAIN, yes, one should, like Don Quixote or sumthin’.

Or, in Mexico, I would imagine.

by Mortimer on Jul 10, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Freeman > Quick

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:35 AM PDT reply actions  

I like Quick's game stories and in-season reporting pretty well

His abilities to report on/predict front office moves are “underwhelming” at best.

by jksnake99 on Jul 10, 2009 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's my take too

He’s a good beat reporter, but isn’t any better than us (and often a lot less logical) than we are predicting future moves.

by Mortimer on Jul 10, 2009 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

<3

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IT DIDNT WORK

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

just get an arby melt

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read that if you do tht

You get 1 free Arby melt each visit to a Milwaukee area Arbys.

by Mortimer on Jul 10, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

i havent been out to milwaukee or oregon city in a while

come up for a visit we can paint both those towns red.

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

ACTUALLY

it was supposed to say <3 RP + TiH 4EVER <3 but it just did a heart for some reason :(

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Compound inequalities on Bedge should be outlawed

Jes sayin….

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of Roybot doing the Roybot

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

I was leaning towards flaming swords on each side.

by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Get you staring into the face of a skeleton

Like you’re staring death in the face and you just don’t care.

And have a bullet proof vest on.

by Mortimer on Jul 10, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

DUDE (or, dudette, i should say)

I saw a dude @ the nike store in lincoln city who had the lips. The EXACT same ones. I was like “Kenyon Martin fan, ehh?”

He was like NAW I HAD THEM FIRST HE COPIED ME.

they were pretty sweet….if you’re into looking like a weirdo.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kenyons lips

are of his girlfriend, the rapper Trina.. GF, not wife.. so if they break up.. that will be nice to explain

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 10, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was getting a pedicure today, two girls next to me were talking about wanting to get more tattoos.

One of them said she wanted to get a tramp stamp of her kids like those stickers of their family people put on their cars.

by Roybot on Jul 10, 2009 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

at Roybot getting a pedicure!

Tramp stamps are the best kind of tattoos… ask Tom, he has a butterfly on his behind.

by fanfaraway on Jul 10, 2009 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

HEY!

Why’s that funny?!

by Roybot on Jul 10, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think she meant

pics or it didn’t happen

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

i emailed a picture of my toe to my grandmother once

she was freaking out when i told her about me getting my toe smashed by a sod trailer….haha she demanded a picture so I obliged.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I was living in Germany for a bit

And my toe got real bad, I emailed a pic of my big toe to my Dr. Mom to know if I needed to stop being dumb and go to the doctor in Germany already.

It is at that stage again. No one wants to see a pic of it. Though it felt okay enough to run on today.

by Mortimer on Jul 10, 2009 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's my fault

I sowwy.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

jbayfan69

will be my alter ego where i bust out

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jul 10, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I'll look for it

(I lie.)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

cool

i lied to, i don’t have the motivation to create alter egos, easier just to have on BIG ZACHIN EGO! :-)

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jul 10, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay guys, I'm almost finished with packing my stuff and then off to the airport

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 10, 2009 12:40 AM PDT reply actions  

later home skillet

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the update

Let us know when you brush your teeth too. :)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

unrec

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

My fault

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

where you goin norsk?

what did i miss?

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would suck for you if it's Roodie

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet it is Pookey

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

You would bet what is?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll bet it's Mortimer Snerd

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Albert?

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mortimer snerd

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is he part of the CIA?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

he's all norsky and stuff

those Scandinavians ya know, they like are taking over the world in a covert manner with ikeas as the first step.

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jul 10, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

SIS, commonly known as MI6

This message will destruct itself as soon as I can convince a moderator that it is better for his life to do so. Long live the Queen.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 10, 2009 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks James Norsk

I could have lived without that notice. When you die, just don’t forget to invite the few teary restarauteur’s in attendance.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

aight well you all seem burned out

so I guess I’ll say goodbye
I know yall loved our duel but the time has come
the hour is nigh
It’s time to be done and hang my shoes up high
thank yall for being such swell gals and guys
an audience for which i would die
but now it’s time to disappear into the cold, dark sky.
so I say adios to my man Surgeeohhh the Spanish fly
and RoodiePhirnandizz who’s crazier than Canadian Wild Rye
Now don’t deny, I know you gonna’ miss me but seriously there’s no need to cry.
Bye.

by Jehhridd Behyylass on Jul 10, 2009 12:40 AM PDT reply actions  

BROYPOSSE

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

whaddduppppp buttercupppp

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

(lol)

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

where is that slacker anyway

he ditched us after lunch and didn’t come back

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

HERE HE IS^^^

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

whoa, open audition

to be the band playing the blazer start up song next year

http://www.nba.com/blazers/

that would be sweet

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:46 AM PDT reply actions  

i've always wanted to make a band and all it

Burnt Toast

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

holy crap. same here.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

serious?!

what are the chances of that? lol seriously

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

you are stealing my life.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

That might mean something if RoodiePhirnandizz didn't exist

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everyones favorite band!!??

GO

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Prez of Death

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

do you play music Roodie?

I actually have a bass guitar, electric guitar, and drum set I’m trying to decide if I should bring down or not.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

ive been playing drums since 5th grade

BRING THE SET!!!##

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

dude are you serious?!?

sweet! I’ll throw it in if I have room. If not I’m sure I’ll be making another trip back to Tri Cities soon when I can pick it up.

Are you like a stud muffin? I have messed around with all three, but I’m not really good at any of them lol. Bass is probably my strongest suit.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

not to toot my own horn but im pretty darned good.

definitely bring it if theres room, we can jam a bit!

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

sounds like fun.

do you got a place where we can play or are we going to have to soundproof my g-pa’s basement? lol

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

soundproof the basement. hahaha

my neighbors would not ’ppreciate it.

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahah aight, sounds good.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol awesome

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

RoodiePhirnandizz dying off tripping the life fantastic

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lady Gaga.



..
..
.
.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was at an inteview and a few other applicants were talking about her. It was at that point that I realized I would win the interview.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahaha

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha bingo

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you?

Or you braggin’ for nuthin’.

by Mortimer on Jul 10, 2009 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

DEBBIE DOWNER

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just Kidding

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i feel ya bro

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I was making snap judgments about the intelligence of people who like Lady Gaga, not bragging. lol.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

looks like we failed at reading your poker face

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s 1 am and I haven’t slept in a long while, so I really dunno what’s going on.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

sleeping is over rated

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, sleeping is amazing.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sleep is LAME

You didn’t want that job though. It is a job for losers and boozers and goozers.

by Mortimer on Jul 10, 2009 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was actually a scholarship interview that I nailed. I realized one of the three interviewers was a really snarky sarcastic guy, so I dropped some sarcastic comments his way and nailed it. BADA BING.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now I get it, ya’ll thought that I had failed the interview. Have faith, gang.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sleep is AWESOME

Don’t listen to Mort. He only says that cause he’s an imsomniac.

by fanfaraway on Jul 10, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

:-(

I don’t like sleep because I ran out of dreams so I only dream of blackness at night.

by Mortimer on Jul 10, 2009 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

ouch. it hurts, Mr. Mortimer.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

D'OH

You were supposed to shove it in my grill.

by Mortimer on Jul 10, 2009 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

your avatar scared me off.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pookey Guru PooPoo

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's already a band

My butthole plays it every day on the toilet.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

- it^

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

mod alert! prez is gonna SNIFF out out the filth hahaha

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jul 10, 2009 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

(metal band)

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mortimer Snerd went out of style before your parents were born (hopefully)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

^^ THAT ISN'T A LIE BTW ^^

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mortimer Snerd & Jerry Lee Lewis

Go figure.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I reached the bottom of the JD

Finally… you people are going to kill me!!

by fanfaraway on Jul 10, 2009 1:01 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm with Mortimer Snerd

This JD is full of, umm, junk.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

that'sssss the goal!

just kiddin’. what’s up yo

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

OFF WITH YOUR FACE

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

jp

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

wait, aren't you a little early?

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

you lurked for an hour?!!

that’s like the dude who shows up the party, sees there’s booze, and then ditches!

wait, that’s me.

ermmm, never mind.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

ahahhha

I lurk cause I go back to old habits.Nah, I was just reading the junk you people had produced.

by fanfaraway on Jul 10, 2009 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

the problem for us living in a different time zone

it that when we wake up, there’s like 800 new comments in the JD, and it can take a while to “discern” it

by medmelon on Jul 10, 2009 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

That happens to mee too

I sleep from around 3:00 PM Portland until 10:00 PM Portland time.

by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 3:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it must suck

you can’t even LOL for real when Cab makes a funny joke.

It’s like…LIS instead of LOL

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

pretty close

I was thinking Laughing In Silence, but same diff, as the cool kids like to say

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

You need help

Like immediately. No, not immediately. That’s too late. Like, you need help yesterday if not earlier. Like a week ago.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Roodie

Let’s not go there tonight. Save it for some other JD.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL yeah

Good call.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

You didn't throw...

…a steaming pile of crap outside my door did you?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Roybot has undies?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know

But I enjoy calling her uncivilized wherever and whenever I can.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

You don’t even know me!

by Roybot on Jul 10, 2009 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're not a pack of Wolves trying to rip me to shreds?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dave won't let you make a JD? LOL

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is there something I should know?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's just...

…no, well, you see—

No, I can’t say. I promised.

But if you search the archives hard enough, you’ll find it.

by Mortimer on Jul 10, 2009 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol +1

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

I’ll search real hard for it.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

EXTRA HARD.

It is there… if one chooses to SEE it.

by Mortimer on Jul 10, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just like if I'm William and I want to see the sailboat right?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

DO IT! DO IT! DO IT

peerpressurepeerpressurehinrichhinrichhinrich

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahaha rec

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

HINRICHhinrichHINRICHhinrichHINRICHhinrich

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

he's ours tomorrow according to brp.

you know his sources are always accurate.

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

ALWAYS

signed, sealed, and delivered.

I can just feel my phone buzzing in my pocket from the ESPN text.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

ha, is this something he disclosed outside of Bedge? It slays me that anyone thinks they know what is going on, even KP is confused.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who is BRP?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's a nice high school kid who lives in Walla Walla

And is very sensitive about his weight so he pretends to be a handsome asian man with a hot wife and kids.

by Mortimer on Jul 10, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

WallaWallaWashington!

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Yowzah. I’d rather not have known that.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good

You wanted me to share in your misery. $%^# you too buddy.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

Here I thought it was someone important.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

His sources are going to have get in line

My actual enemies want first crack at me.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don't want me to answer that question for real

So I’ll assume you’re being the lil miss smarty pants you tend to be.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

7 8 9

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

THAT IS MY JOKE

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

So shoot me

Save Roybot time & money.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've been pressuring him as well.

He’s afraid of the level of exposure. Doesn’t want to get too famous. He wants to be able to go to the grocery store without being recognized.

by fanfaraway on Jul 10, 2009 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

if mortimer makes one, we need to comment in it like 2500+ times.

Just use it for like two days until all of our computers croak and die.

Make sure he gets a world record for all his efforts.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shes a good girl, loves her mam a
Loves jesus and america too
Shes a good girl, crazy bout elvis
Loves horses and her boyfriend too

Its a long day living in reseda
Theres a freeway runnin through the yard
And Im a bad boy cause I dont even miss her
Im a bad boy for breakin her heart

And Im free, free fallin
Yeah Im free, free fallin

All the vampires walkin through the valley
Move west down ventura boulevard
And all the bad boys are standing in the shadows
A ll the good girls are home with broken hearts

And Im free, free fallin
Yeah Im free, free fallin
Free fallin, now Im free fallin, now im
Free fallin, now Im free fallin, now im

I wanna glide down over mulholland
I wanna write her name in the sky
Gonna free fall out into nothin
Gonna leave this world for a while

And Im free, free fallin
Yeah Im free, free fallin

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:11 AM PDT reply actions  

has BEdge always brought you to the newest comment?

bcuz its impossible to catch up when every time a new comment is posted i get brought to it

GULP.

by iLOVEgreasyEGGROLLS on Jul 10, 2009 1:13 AM PDT reply actions  

No it never does that

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 10, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

you have to just wait a beat and hit C after the new things pop up in the bottom right corner.

if you just keep hitting Z Z Z Z eventually it glitches and brings you to the newest comment.

it’s kinda’ lame.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guess who is doing a pee pee dance?

I gotta take the Mooch Pooch out for a walkie-talkie.

I suggest someone makes a new junk and….

NOT IT.

by Mortimer on Jul 10, 2009 1:27 AM PDT reply actions  

not it

HA! I’m above Roodie and LTrain

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOT IT EITHER

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

nty

IM DA BEST IN DA BIZ.

by Fornicator on Jul 10, 2009 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

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