Junk Drawer Retrospective 2009, Part 1
by TheTinfoil on Jul 8, 2009 6:24 PM PDT
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PrintSmart people can spend days and weeks documenting the movings and the shakings of the important Blazer News. Nerds can crunch stats and discuss PER and talk about per 48, adjuster for pace hockey assist numbers. But what about junkers? What can we do? I'll tell you what. We can junk. And junk we have.
The JD has reached critical mass this year. What are your favorite moments and storylines? I've got a few moments that stick out like Prez at a swingers club:
-Prez and Roodie deciding to convert downtown Portland during a midnight Junk
-Roybot and cloudydays. Duh.
-Multiple fanboys crushing on galacticlove and her blue hair, only to be crushed when she bailed the country.
-He who shall not be named and his unfortunate banishment.
-tominhawaii asking Shav which Blazer has the best "shower presence." Not a JD, technically, but close enough.
-LTrain's insomnia
-Miles mania hits, and the Junkers are fed up
-tominrehab forces a choice between tominhawaii and dragline
What junk moments are so junky that you will never forget them?
And finally, the Blazers current offseason metaphorically captured in a photo.
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niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Cloudy Days spreads the love
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
I never lose
:).
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Thank you for not putting up the picture Tom tried to get banned with.
by Timmay! on Jul 8, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
hey Roybot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9YdAFpNMnk
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
lol that's what you get
for calling me a Zach
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
eek no
i ain’t nobody’s zach
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Voted Cloudy
Gotta stick with your gender. Bros before ho’z!
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
*FIST BUMP YEAH*
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Then don't come to a place where your outnumbered
That’s like blaming me cuz you got boobs. Is that my fault?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I got moobs
I appeal to both genders!
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
LOL
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Aww, bless you poor child.
Got lost?
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
I'll vote for you. You capitalized your screen name. Bonus points.
...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice x2
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I don’t think ‘Bros before ho’z’ is a sentiment A Pimp Named idoltime can co-sign on, pokey. I mean, don’t me get wrong A Pimp Named idoltime will put a lot of things over a ho, Money over a ho? Always. Brand new gators over a ho? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no. A Pimp Named idoltime DON’T DO [stuff] for the homies. Let me reiterate: DON’T DO [stuff] for the homies! Unless the homie wanna walk that stroll and get that money, the homie ain’t getting a goddamn thing and the same goes for brothas, peeps, dudes, fellas, dunnies, comrades, whatever the [heck] [bedgers] is callin each other nowadays. Sounds like some [lame stuff] to me.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
rocking the freeworld
haha..
working 60 hour weeks — stacking that paper — spending time with a nearly fully recovered wifey. Thanking the KP that the Hedo deal didn’t go through. Waiting…
u?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
good for the wifey
good for you
Glad to hear that. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
thanks, Elgin
And I still think that it would be cool to go to a Beavers game with you someday.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
you forgot the time Claire accused me
of having serious psychological problems
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Everyone on the internet is accused of that at some point.
Aren’t they?
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
hahahha true
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Confidence restored.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
you don't even have to link that. we believe you.
...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...
by TheTinfoil on Jul 8, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
i was about to link it
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
So what's the accusation?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Obsessive tendencies with a hint of stalker? That's my best guess.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
FOLLOWER
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Stalking is too much work
You should find a better hobby.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
FOLLOWING
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Much better
You can knit them baby jumpers and send them to the stalkee as hints.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
LOL @ that
Hey lady: I’m stalking you so I can make you that scarf you always wanted and didn’t know it!
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Hey lady,
Here’s a sweater for our baby, it has tiny, adorable and utterly useful pockets.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Exactly
But at least you can get a scarf or an useful garment out of that. What does stalking really get you?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
i dunno
ask prez
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
A jail sentence and a in-cell boyfriend?
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
Oh yes the Butt Buddy/ in-cell boyfriend
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
/looks up knitting on google
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
DONT DROP THE SOAP
I go bump in the night.
by IamWATCHINGyouSLEEP on Jul 8, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
here's the link fwiw
even though we don’t need it
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/6/19/917798/junk-friday-what-highschool#17202170
(I kinda deserved it at the time lol)
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
well Claire loves me boy
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/7/2/935282/junk-07-02-stat-geek-challenge#17730972
I go bump in the night.
by IamWATCHINGyouSLEEP on Jul 8, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
i saw that
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Penguins are crafty.
My grandpappy used to tell me “never trust an animal dressed as a human”
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
Bruno....adopting a black baby and naming him O.J....can't wait.
...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...
I have to be in the mood for Guildford boy.
But I’m sure I will be up for watching the movie at some point. I have to be feeling contraversial though.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
It's short for Othyus Jeffers, my favorite D-League player
I hope KP acquires him for an iPod
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
manboobs > boobs
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I like you
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Is this what love feels like?
Cause I don’t like it, it’s awkward.
VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09
it's guy love
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Young, english, 12 year old boy, vaguely connsidered an actor, wore what was effectively a bandage for her role in "Arthur".
VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09
They photoshopped a movie poster
Maybe you have seen that
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
the movie domino?
idk, they just looked like A cups, not big, but certainly they exist
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
in pirates they used makeup to make her boob things look bigger.
I go bump in the night.
by IamWATCHINGyouSLEEP on Jul 8, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Corsets
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Like Mariah Carey getting abs spray tanned
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
she is sooooooooooo weird
it’s gross
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
mariah
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
socks
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
but those aren't just small
those are microscopic.
she has an incredibly awesome face though
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
being rich, beautiful and famous is clearly the worst of her problems
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Looks like as a teen they were bigger. A bit weird, she must have lost weight.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
If she has an eating disorder
They could have easily shrunk.
Or she has the weakest back in the world and got a boob reduction.
Knightley has denied rumours she is anorexic, although she did say—after her appearance at the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest premiere led to media speculation that her extremely slender figure was due to an eating disorder—that her family has a history of anorexia.56 Knightley sued the Daily Mail after they claimed she lied about having anorexia; the article said that a teenage girl died from anorexia, indicating that Knightley’s physical appearance may have influenced her in some way. She was awarded a settlement for it.57 In July 2006, Knightley said she has become a workaholic, detailing that “the last five years have blended into one. I can’t tell you what was last year and what was the year before” and specifying that she was “working too much”58 and was “quite frightened that if I continue at this rate I will start to hate what I love,”59 even suggesting that she would take a one-year break from acting to travel and focus on her personal life.60
by Sabonis4Never on Jul 8, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
nah nah nah
boobs > everything. but still bros > hos
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
boobs are definitely not > everything
I go bump in the night.
by IamWATCHINGyouSLEEP on Jul 8, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
it was a generality
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
big ol zach> everything
I go bump in the night.
by IamWATCHINGyouSLEEP on Jul 8, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
woah
no
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
a good big ol zach. not a flubbery one
I go bump in the night.
by IamWATCHINGyouSLEEP on Jul 8, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Nobody is going to take advantage of this Most Outstanding Setup Line?!?!?!?!?
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
i aint voting for you ma'am
I go bump in the night.
by IamWATCHINGyouSLEEP on Jul 8, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
who you calling
you people?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I can see the word zach being banned soon.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
Does Zach stand for every curse word in the English language?
Lord you use it a lot.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Now I know you're a female
You can’t even commit to anything.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Unless it's buying shoes
Than you can do that without interference.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
sophia is gonna slap you HARD
I go bump in the night.
by IamWATCHINGyouSLEEP on Jul 8, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
she can get in line
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
ooh this is good
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Where is she?
Maybe if we insult women enough her spidey sense will twitch.
VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09
She can stick Simone de Beauvoir in her craw and smoke it
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
nasty thoughts
as to the locations of such “spidey sense”
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Camping
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
At least you admit it
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Like GOOF
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
He doesn't have a long wagging tail does he?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
i heard he does
I go bump in the night.
by IamWATCHINGyouSLEEP on Jul 8, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
in the front, maybe
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So it's really a warm snake?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!??!??!?!?!
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I mean a mouse
My bad.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Probably trying to get your stalkee's to turn on you
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I did. I probably should have waited and asked for a bribe.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
Norsk!?!?!!?!
bros before hos!
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I knew that phrase would catch on :)
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
it's those Euros
and their backwards way of thinking.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
- Mortimer
I go bump in the night.
by IamWATCHINGyouSLEEP on Jul 8, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That chant...
All I hear is
Terrorist, Corruption, George W. Bush.
=)
VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09
LOL Pirate
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Some people thought patriotism was rediculous in the first place.
Cough/Not me/Cough
VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09
LOL @ those Euro's
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
For all I know you could both be girls or guys
And I like her logo
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
not a fan of katana panda?
and im a guy and L is a girl
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
(L is Roybot)
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
(B is cloudydays)
I go bump in the night.
by IamWATCHINGyouSLEEP on Jul 8, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
fo sho
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
my name is cloudydays and I approve of this message
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wow your sig is lame
I go bump in the night.
by IamWATCHINGyouSLEEP on Jul 8, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I, as a firm believee in this candidate, wish to endorse him in any way possible.
VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09
i ♥ your sig
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
If people know what is good for them they wouldn't dare.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
i just did shawty. what you gonna do about it?
I go bump in the night.
by IamWATCHINGyouSLEEP on Jul 8, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting thought regarding the whole galactivelove thing
There seems to be a stark difference in the attention received by women who post their picture and those who don’t. I just assume that all women are Elisha Cuthbert and equally out of my married league.
...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...
This is what I do
I just assume that all women are Elisha Cuthbert
and you wonder why I ♥ all BEdge ladies
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
the last part was most important. out of your league means don't bother, not drool on their shoes.
...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...
that's why i edited that last part out
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
You forgot the junk drawer about bachelor parties where half of it got nuked after Twiggs and Sophia ran wild
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
about the strip clubs?
I go bump in the night.
by IamWATCHINGyouSLEEP on Jul 8, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL @ the image of those 2 in strip clubs
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
there were some dirty jokes involved
good times.
ask Roybot for the copy of it if you wanna see it
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
That's okay
Strip clubs are rather boring.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
yeah that was a fun one
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Sophia has been noticeably absent lately, and her FB says she's going camping. I gave her crap for not repping during the offseason.
...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...
Roybot wanna make a bet?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
dunno
i was thinking and i lost my train of thought
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Also, to update a previous JD, I am taking my wife on the Mt. Hood Railroad for our 5th tomorrow.
...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...
and the girls are missing their biggest weapon
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Sorry. I'd say make love, not war, but that could lead to banning.
...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...
I'd rec it
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
At this point, I am so glad Blazerfan1 is not a mod.
VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09
by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would just post
pictures of cheerleaders and celebrities in bikinis until i got banned.. which would be one picture
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
The only people that will be crying are the ones that didn't vote for me.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
AND YOU AFTER YOU LOSE
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i only wish banning on one person, and that person doesn't really post anymore, so let's all be nice!
...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...
eww that is creepy for some reason
I go bump in the night.
by IamWATCHINGyouSLEEP on Jul 8, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
wow little lady this is the 2nd time ive changed my profile/avatar for you today. its like im your zach
EAT IT GOOD.
I will not find it surprising if Roybot runs the world in 10 years
But I’m not buying any more shoes if you do run everything Roybot!
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
You got some shoe shopping to do in the meantime
Otherwise how will you run the world without them?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
tehof2018?
I go bump in the night.
by IamWATCHINGyouSLEEP on Jul 8, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a bad guess. I remember him in game day threads when he first appeared.
He has grown since then.
VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09
oh this is easy its tominrehab/bustabucket
I go bump in the night.
by IamWATCHINGyouSLEEP on Jul 8, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm pretty sure wishing a ban on someone for real is itself bannable.
hence my silence. i thought my photo answered the question.
...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...
what did zippermouth ever do to you? huh?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
in one JD
in the middle of the night, with only a few people on, Prez shows up and starts replying to posts at an astronomical speed. He kept showing up in the little side window. Claire finally asked him “are you having fun talking to yourself”. It was kind of one of those “you had to be there moments” but I laughed so hard, I even added it to my sig for a while.
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
I hate those hilarious moments
that aren’t funny when you try to retell them to someone else. Like you said, it was funny at the time. i hate it when I can’t explain to the other people how funny it was lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I was there, i think i know what started that.
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
My favorite part of the Junk Drawer
is the odd pictures that pop up here everyday. I liked them so much I started to catalogue them in my crappy sports blog.
I like this website
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Nice
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
cool
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
i love this line
I’ve got a few moments that stick out like Prez at a swingers club:
sorry prez :(
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
you two must be roommates. you are demonstrating an amazing amount of man love.
...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...
I think ThePirate lives across the pond
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
The Pirate lives in Eastern Washington?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
It's three o'clock in the morning and I'm backing an internet candidate in a junk drawer election with every thing I have.
That is a perfectly rational thing to do.
VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09
is there a British Uncle Sam?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Why are you campaigning so much for him?
WHY DO YOU HATE ME?
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
^bizarro timbo
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Crazy women scare me too much. =)
Or it’s because he has a cooler name.
VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09
don't worry
we all ♥/hate you at the same time
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I don't love or hate her
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
As long as this is going to be a gender war thread
Allow me to mention that in the past 2 days I’ve seen one woman driving with her trunk open (nothing was in it) and another woman turn the wrong way onto a 1 way street.
Men get in more accidents, but woman seem to have a lot more low speed mishaps. Or maybe I’m just horribly biased.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
lol this aint a gender war thread. thats kinda out of the blue
woof?
by Princess Mercury on Jul 8, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm trying to figure out whether your name means you're hot or batzach crazy.
VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09
unless the roybot vs. cloudydays stuff got deleted
and the manboobs vs. boobs
and the bros before garden implements
all got deleted, then yes, this is out of the blue
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
let me go ahead and comment on this, as the resident expert on car accidents.
stupidity knows no gender, age, race, sexual orientation or favorite TV show. It is all encompassing, ever-present, and totally avoidable.
...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...
yeah, that's my general take on any and all groups
there are crazies and stupid folk in all races, genders, creeds, beliefs, etc etc you name it, there’s a dumb person in that group. And not to get too postmodern on everyone, but maybe that shows how similar we all are.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
I saw this (ahem) woman at a red light trying to make a left turn onto 164th in Vancouver,
She had a latte in one hand, a cigarette in the other, and on a cell phone.
Quite the juggling act, I guess she doesn’t realize how easy it is to drop a call when you do that?
And no, I didn’t make this up.
I also vote for Roybot, because i know she doesn’t drive like that.
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THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Mercury just caught a fly
She is a vicious killer.
Took the wife to a photography class. There is a fire somewhere, so traffic is worse than normal. Lotsa dumb people. After several dumb people made me angry, some lady does one of my pet peeves—
I am trying to turn onto a road, and a car is oncoming and I am waiting for them to pass so I can do. Instead, they end up turning, and never use their turn signal, making me wait for them for no reason, and slowing everything down. I HATE it.
It was a tight turn, and I had my window down and she goes right by me, and she was on her cell phone (which I also hate). She was turning reeeeaaaal slow, and I am glaring at her and she makes a “What” face back and I say “use your turn signal you fat prostitute”. I used another word for prostitute though.
My wife thought it was funny. I don’t get road rage, but certain things set me off, usually based around someone not using their turn signal or being an idiot in general.
by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
She probably thought it was funny....
…..Cuz she did it. :)
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Or has done it at one time^
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
LOL Okay
It’s my opinion that people think they drive better than they often do.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
That's prolly true
I use my turn signal and don’t impede other’s forward progress.
That’s all I ask of others.
Very reasonable
But Morty, what do you expect? Calfornian’s are ****head’s. Especially on the road!
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, definitely
They are horrible drivers, especially when there is something going on that make traffic worse. They don’t get it.
Portland drivers can be annoying because they are sooooo slow, and too polite. You’ll get to a 4-way stop and everyone asks the other person to go, ignoring the rule of first come first serve.
In Portland, I count as an aggressive driver. Here, I seem very conservative.
It is one of my pet peeves
I always get people here (even though it’s Seattle with people from all over the world living here) trying to wave me through the intersection.
Sometimes I wish drivers understood a simple point: Cars > Humans on the road.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
one of my pet peeves is
people who give play-by-play color commentary/analysis of fireworks.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Mortimurderer
yooowwwzers
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I will now go to Dairy Queen, purchase a quart of soft serve and finish it before I go to bed.
...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...
You live on the edge Tinfoil
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL @ this name
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
You & Sabas don't get along?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
