Smart people can spend days and weeks documenting the movings and the shakings of the important Blazer News.  Nerds can crunch stats and discuss PER and talk about per 48, adjuster for pace hockey assist numbers.  But what about junkers?  What can we do?  I'll tell you what.  We can junk.  And junk we have.

The JD has reached critical mass this year.  What are your favorite moments and storylines?  I've got a few moments that stick out like Prez at a swingers club:

-Prez and Roodie deciding to convert downtown Portland during a midnight Junk

-Roybot and cloudydays.  Duh.

-Multiple fanboys crushing on galacticlove and her blue hair, only to be crushed when she bailed the country.

-He who shall not be named and his unfortunate banishment.

-tominhawaii asking Shav which Blazer has the best "shower presence."  Not a JD, technically, but close enough.

-LTrain's insomnia

-Miles mania hits, and the Junkers are fed up

-tominrehab forces a choice between tominhawaii and dragline

What junk moments are so junky that you will never forget them?

And finally, the Blazers current offseason metaphorically captured in a photo.