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Junk Drawer Retrospective 2009, Part 1

Smart people can spend days and weeks documenting the movings and the shakings of the important Blazer News.  Nerds can crunch stats and discuss PER and talk about per 48, adjuster for pace hockey assist numbers.  But what about junkers?  What can we do?  I'll tell you what.  We can junk.  And junk we have.

 

The JD has reached critical mass this year.  What are your favorite moments and storylines?  I've got a few moments that stick out like Prez at a swingers club:

 

-Prez and Roodie deciding to convert downtown Portland during a midnight Junk

-Roybot and cloudydays.  Duh.

-Multiple fanboys crushing on galacticlove and her blue hair, only to be crushed when she bailed the country.

-He who shall not be named and his unfortunate banishment.

-tominhawaii asking Shav which Blazer has the best "shower presence."  Not a JD, technically, but close enough.

-LTrain's insomnia

-Miles mania hits, and the Junkers are fed up

-tominrehab forces a choice between tominhawaii and dragline

 

 

What junk moments are so junky that you will never forget them?

 

And finally, the Blazers current offseason metaphorically captured in a photo.

Fail-owned-penguin-photographer-fail_medium

 


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First.

Always and forever.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh

and I win. Always and forever.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cloudy Days spreads the love

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I never lose

:).

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey Roybot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9YdAFpNMnk

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

wow.

You are sad.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol that's what you get

for calling me a Zach

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well jeez.

Forgive me for speaking the truth.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

eek no

i ain’t nobody’s zach

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Voted Cloudy

Gotta stick with your gender. Bros before ho’z!

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

*FIST BUMP YEAH*

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not fair.

The girls are outnumbered.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then don't come to a place where your outnumbered

That’s like blaming me cuz you got boobs. Is that my fault?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got moobs

I appeal to both genders!

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean

you appeal to neither gender…

by T$ 225 on Jul 9, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aww, bless you poor child.

 Got lost?

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niiiiice.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice x2

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think ‘Bros before ho’z’ is a sentiment A Pimp Named idoltime can co-sign on, pokey. I mean, don’t me get wrong A Pimp Named idoltime will put a lot of things over a ho, Money over a ho? Always. Brand new gators over a ho? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no. A Pimp Named idoltime DON’T DO [stuff] for the homies. Let me reiterate: DON’T DO [stuff] for the homies! Unless the homie wanna walk that stroll and get that money, the homie ain’t getting a goddamn thing and the same goes for brothas, peeps, dudes, fellas, dunnies, comrades, whatever the [heck] [bedgers] is callin each other nowadays. Sounds like some [lame stuff] to me.

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 8, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

where you been???

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 8, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

rocking the freeworld

haha..

working 60 hour weeks — stacking that paper — spending time with a nearly fully recovered wifey. Thanking the KP that the Hedo deal didn’t go through. Waiting…

u?

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 8, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

good for the wifey

good for you

Glad to hear that. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 9, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks, Elgin

And I still think that it would be cool to go to a Beavers game with you someday.

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 9, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

you forgot the time Claire accused me

of having serious psychological problems

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyone on the internet is accused of that at some point.

 Aren’t they?

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahha true

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Confidence restored.

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was about to link it

lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what's the accusation?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obsessive tendencies with a hint of stalker? That's my best guess.

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOLLOWER

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stalking is too much work

You should find a better hobby.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOLLOWING

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much better

 You can knit them baby jumpers and send them to the stalkee as hints.

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ that

Hey lady: I’m stalking you so I can make you that scarf you always wanted and didn’t know it!

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey lady,

 Here’s a sweater for our baby, it has tiny, adorable and utterly useful pockets.

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Exactly

But at least you can get a scarf or an useful garment out of that. What does stalking really get you?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dunno

ask prez

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

A jail sentence and a in-cell boyfriend?

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yes the Butt Buddy/ in-cell boyfriend

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks up knitting on google

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

here's the link fwiw

even though we don’t need it

http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/6/19/917798/junk-friday-what-highschool#17202170

(I kinda deserved it at the time lol)

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i saw that

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Penguins are crafty.

 My grandpappy used to tell me “never trust an animal dressed as a human”

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I have to be in the mood for Guildford boy.

 But I’m sure I will be up for watching the movie at some point. I have to be feeling contraversial though.

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's short for Othyus Jeffers, my favorite D-League player

I hope KP acquires him for an iPod

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 8, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You people better vote for me!

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

manboobs > boobs

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

since when?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 8, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shall give an example.

 Manboobs > Keira’s attempt.

VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09

by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like you

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this what love feels like?

 Cause I don’t like it, it’s awkward.

VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09

by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's guy love

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

who is keira?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 8, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's nothing wrong with small breasts

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 8, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

not from what I've seen

did I just say that?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 8, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

They photoshopped a movie poster

Maybe you have seen that

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 8, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

the movie domino?

idk, they just looked like A cups, not big, but certainly they exist

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 8, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

makeup?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 8, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Corsets

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Mariah Carey getting abs spray tanned

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 8, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

she is sooooooooooo weird

it’s gross

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

mariah

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

chicken cutlets

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

socks

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

but those aren't just small

those are microscopic.

she has an incredibly awesome face though

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's been topless in a movie

She is very flat.

But that’s the least of her problems.

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like as a teen they were bigger. A bit weird, she must have lost weight.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 8, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If she has an eating disorder

They could have easily shrunk.

Or she has the weakest back in the world and got a boob reduction.

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knightley has denied rumours she is anorexic, although she did say—after her appearance at the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest premiere led to media speculation that her extremely slender figure was due to an eating disorder—that her family has a history of anorexia.56 Knightley sued the Daily Mail after they claimed she lied about having anorexia; the article said that a teenage girl died from anorexia, indicating that Knightley’s physical appearance may have influenced her in some way. She was awarded a settlement for it.57 In July 2006, Knightley said she has become a workaholic, detailing that “the last five years have blended into one. I can’t tell you what was last year and what was the year before” and specifying that she was “working too much”58 and was “quite frightened that if I continue at this rate I will start to hate what I love,”59 even suggesting that she would take a one-year break from acting to travel and focus on her personal life.60

by Sabonis4Never on Jul 8, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah nah nah

boobs > everything. but still bros > hos

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

it was a generality

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

woah

no

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody is going to take advantage of this Most Outstanding Setup Line?!?!?!?!?

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Jul 9, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Asians with Real big boobs

Look it up, there’s a photo of her fun pillows.

by tominhawaii on Jul 9, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

liar. i looked, it wasn't there.

...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...

by TheTinfoil on Jul 9, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

I joined it on my profile but it’s not showing up in a search for me as well.

by tominhawaii on Jul 9, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

who you calling

you people?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're just a Zach.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see the word zach being banned soon.

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would really Zaching suck.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Zach stand for every curse word in the English language?

Lord you use it a lot.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I know you're a female

You can’t even commit to anything.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless it's buying shoes

Than you can do that without interference.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

she can get in line

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh this is good

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is she?

 Maybe if we insult women enough her spidey sense will twitch.

VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09

by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

She can stick Simone de Beauvoir in her craw and smoke it

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

nasty thoughts

as to the locations of such “spidey sense”

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC

VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09

by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Camping

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 8, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least you admit it

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like GOOF

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 8, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn't have a long wagging tail does he?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

in the front, maybe

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

So it's really a warm snake?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!??!??!?!?!

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean a mouse

My bad.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably trying to get your stalkee's to turn on you

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did. I probably should have waited and asked for a bribe.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 8, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Norsk!?!?!!?!

bros before hos!

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

MUAHAHAHAHA

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew that phrase would catch on :)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's those Euros

and their backwards way of thinking.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That chant...

 All I hear is

 Terrorist, Corruption, George W. Bush.

 =)

VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09

by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Pirate

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ those Euro's

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

For all I know you could both be girls or guys

And I like her logo

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 8, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

see...the smart people know what's up.

...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...

by TheTinfoil on Jul 8, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's right.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a fan of katana panda?

and im a guy and L is a girl

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

(L is Roybot)

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

fo sho

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vote Cloudydays

VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09

by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

my name is cloudydays and I approve of this message

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

i ♥ your sig

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting thought regarding the whole galactivelove thing

There seems to be a stark difference in the attention received by women who post their picture and those who don’t. I just assume that all women are Elisha Cuthbert and equally out of my married league.

...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...

by TheTinfoil on Jul 8, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Good way to go

VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09

by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I do
I just assume that all women are Elisha Cuthbert

and you wonder why I ♥ all BEdge ladies

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's why i edited that last part out

lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot the junk drawer about bachelor parties where half of it got nuked after Twiggs and Sophia ran wild

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 8, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL @ the image of those 2 in strip clubs

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

there were some dirty jokes involved

good times.

ask Roybot for the copy of it if you wanna see it

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's okay

Strip clubs are rather boring.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that was a fun one

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roybot wanna make a bet?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

What is it?

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

dunno

i was thinking and i lost my train of thought

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big surprise.

I bet I know why.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is shaping up to be a gender war JD

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 8, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

and the girls are missing their biggest weapon

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rec it

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would just post

pictures of cheerleaders and celebrities in bikinis until i got banned.. which would be one picture

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND YOU AFTER YOU LOSE

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, not really.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm.

Fatty?

VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09

by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...

by TheTinfoil on Jul 8, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're one to talk!

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will not find it surprising if Roybot runs the world in 10 years

But I’m not buying any more shoes if you do run everything Roybot!

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 YEARS?!?!

More like 10 hours.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got some shoe shopping to do in the meantime

Otherwise how will you run the world without them?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm pretty sure wishing a ban on someone for real is itself bannable.

hence my silence. i thought my photo answered the question.

...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...

by TheTinfoil on Jul 8, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

what did zippermouth ever do to you? huh?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 9, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

in one JD

in the middle of the night, with only a few people on, Prez shows up and starts replying to posts at an astronomical speed. He kept showing up in the little side window. Claire finally asked him “are you having fun talking to yourself”. It was kind of one of those “you had to be there moments” but I laughed so hard, I even added it to my sig for a while.

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on Jul 8, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate those hilarious moments

that aren’t funny when you try to retell them to someone else. Like you said, it was funny at the time. i hate it when I can’t explain to the other people how funny it was lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there, i think i know what started that.

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jul 8, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahha i vaguely remember that

i can’t help it if people are slow!

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite part of the Junk Drawer

is the odd pictures that pop up here everyday. I liked them so much I started to catalogue them in my crappy sports blog.

It is a work in progress.

by tingeyga on Jul 8, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this website

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 8, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jul 8, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's crazy

I ad hominemed you over there.

by tominhawaii on Jul 9, 2009 3:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

i love this line
I’ve got a few moments that stick out like Prez at a swingers club:

sorry prez :(

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

i lol'd

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uncle cloudysam needs you

VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09

by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

you two must be roommates. you are demonstrating an amazing amount of man love.

...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...

by TheTinfoil on Jul 8, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think ThePirate lives across the pond

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pirate lives in Eastern Washington?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

is there a British Uncle Sam?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some old dude, as always.

 John Bull, fat, british and proud.

VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09

by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are you campaigning so much for him?

WHY DO YOU HATE ME?

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

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She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch.

:-(

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

^bizarro timbo

lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy women scare me too much. =)

 Or it’s because he has a cooler name.

VOTE CLOUDYDAYS
JUNK DRAWER 09/07/09

by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't worry

we all ♥/hate you at the same time

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't love or hate her

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as this is going to be a gender war thread

Allow me to mention that in the past 2 days I’ve seen one woman driving with her trunk open (nothing was in it) and another woman turn the wrong way onto a 1 way street.

Men get in more accidents, but woman seem to have a lot more low speed mishaps. Or maybe I’m just horribly biased.

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 8, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

unless the roybot vs. cloudydays stuff got deleted

and the manboobs vs. boobs
and the bros before garden implements
all got deleted, then yes, this is out of the blue

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 8, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

and people named magnum can't spell

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 8, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

let me go ahead and comment on this, as the resident expert on car accidents.

stupidity knows no gender, age, race, sexual orientation or favorite TV show. It is all encompassing, ever-present, and totally avoidable.

...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...

by TheTinfoil on Jul 8, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's my general take on any and all groups

there are crazies and stupid folk in all races, genders, creeds, beliefs, etc etc you name it, there’s a dumb person in that group. And not to get too postmodern on everyone, but maybe that shows how similar we all are.

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 8, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw this (ahem) woman at a red light trying to make a left turn onto 164th in Vancouver,

She had a latte in one hand, a cigarette in the other, and on a cell phone.
Quite the juggling act, I guess she doesn’t realize how easy it is to drop a call when you do that?
And no, I didn’t make this up.

I also vote for Roybot, because i know she doesn’t drive like that.

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jul 8, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mercury just caught a fly

She is a vicious killer.

Took the wife to a photography class. There is a fire somewhere, so traffic is worse than normal. Lotsa dumb people. After several dumb people made me angry, some lady does one of my pet peeves—

I am trying to turn onto a road, and a car is oncoming and I am waiting for them to pass so I can do. Instead, they end up turning, and never use their turn signal, making me wait for them for no reason, and slowing everything down. I HATE it.

It was a tight turn, and I had my window down and she goes right by me, and she was on her cell phone (which I also hate). She was turning reeeeaaaal slow, and I am glaring at her and she makes a “What” face back and I say “use your turn signal you fat prostitute”. I used another word for prostitute though.

My wife thought it was funny. I don’t get road rage, but certain things set me off, usually based around someone not using their turn signal or being an idiot in general.

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

She probably thought it was funny....

…..Cuz she did it. :)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or has done it at one time^

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, she gets angry

She gets MUCH angrier than I do at other cars. Its why I drive.

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Okay

It’s my opinion that people think they drive better than they often do.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's prolly true

I use my turn signal and don’t impede other’s forward progress.

That’s all I ask of others.

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very reasonable

But Morty, what do you expect? Calfornian’s are ****head’s. Especially on the road!

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, definitely

They are horrible drivers, especially when there is something going on that make traffic worse. They don’t get it.

Portland drivers can be annoying because they are sooooo slow, and too polite. You’ll get to a 4-way stop and everyone asks the other person to go, ignoring the rule of first come first serve.

In Portland, I count as an aggressive driver. Here, I seem very conservative.

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is one of my pet peeves

I always get people here (even though it’s Seattle with people from all over the world living here) trying to wave me through the intersection.

Sometimes I wish drivers understood a simple point: Cars > Humans on the road.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mortimurderer

yooowwwzers

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I will now go to Dairy Queen, purchase a quart of soft serve and finish it before I go to bed.

...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...

by TheTinfoil on Jul 8, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

You live on the edge Tinfoil

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL @ this name

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You & Sabas don't get along?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions