Junk Drawer Seven Ate Nine
I don't remember the joke completely. what happened to 9? 7 8 9. something like that.
Victor Claver is a stud muffin, that casey vid of him talking is just great. the ladies will love him - i love him.
I am listening to Joe Satriani right now. excellent guitar player. Him and Buckethead are the best. Top 3 best guitar players? let's hear it.
Who all is going to summer league?
Converse, brethren.
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brother
‘why was six afraid of seven?’ of course!
you still need to get ’boro side, asap.
GG MFer!
-joel przybilla
h-h-h-hooooaaa
there it is, hossy. you the man.
del taco/harry potter marathon/sell some clothes at plato’s closet? soon, it needs to occur.
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Does Portland have a Del Taco?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
vancouver does
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
i heard it just closed down.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
the one in vancouver, that is.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
I think it's been there less than a year
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
well, i guess it's been just over a year
El Pollo Loco opened its first restaurant in Washington state on May 5, 2008 (Cinco de Mayo)
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
El Pollo Loco is nasty
I refuse to eat there.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I heard it different, as....
Why was six jealous? Because …. … you know the rest
I believe that folks that are starving for a trade have Adult Friend Finder accounts and are in relationships It just makes sense. -- TiHa
Is that the adult version?
In honor of the dearly departed, I declare July PB&J month - everyone raise a sandwich to the memory of Ben!
At 12:34:56 today it will be 12:34:56:7/8/09
by MiledAnimal on Jul 8, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Only if it was outside somewhere
I wasn’t gonna try to do an auction for tickets or be in the Staples center for that. Would be a huge headache, even if it’s HIStory.
You aren't my English teacher are you Morty?
Dammit. That must be a very common saying. LOl
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Well shucks i dont see why not!
eat your heart out, Magnum – you sly dog.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
sorry Roodie, can't throw that F in there, as much as I like the ego stroke ;-p
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
OMG
my very first deleted comment (i think). i’m glad it was you prez.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
i have over 92
most of the WT…. OM.G….. etc. variety
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
nice 92 ref.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Cablinasian
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
JIMI HENDRIX JIMI HENDRIX JIMI HENDRIX
^top 3 Guitarists ever
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
new Avatar test
this is my “killer panda”
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
do disco pandas
hold katanas?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
so awesome
where can i get one?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
That's worse than the new BE logo
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
real.h8r
this is just a tribute
you gotta believe me
and i wish you were there
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
So, I was on my way to work at a new job this morning
and I stopped just outside work to get a cup of coffee to wake myself up. I walked into the coffee shop and ordered. I took a nice big gulp so as to get as much caffeine in my system as possible and, “BLECH,” I moan to the barista, “this coffee tastes like dirt!” “Well,” she responds, “it was ground this morning.”
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
She's probably had a lot of complaints
so she thought up a couple of “clever” lines to respond to them.
Hippie waitress
Thats not dirt in your soup,its earth
by southern oregon on Jul 8, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
this seems like a good JD to hold my "tight pants" joke lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Aight, I'm retiring for the night peeps
i’ll catch you guys later. Stay peaceful.
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
night foo
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
gator
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
stop being a bore
dinosaur
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
see ya prezzdizzle
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I am watching The Firm
definitely the best Grisham book.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
for sure
he’s still a young’in when this movie came out
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Book was a great read....the movie not very good at all
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jul 8, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
im out too
trash this place up!
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 1:04 AM PDT reply actions
adios rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddiiiiiiiiiiiiie
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
PEACE CLOUDY
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
no
we have a spaniard and a Kings fan
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
dont forget mort.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I lov' yo'
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions
how could i?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Entertainment Tonight!
Extra-Terrestrial
Economic Times
Eastern Time
Etan Thomas
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Sam Cassell
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
and a rec rec here
and a rec rec there
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’m going to wake up tomorrow with five new trade posts on the ol’ sidebar. Can KP just make his move so that we are spared?
draft the stache
the mods should really crack down on that
the fanshots are starting to overtake a majority of fanposts in quality, content, and lack or repetitiveness.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I barely look at fanposts anymore.
Fanshots are my home.
by Nick Van Excellent on Jul 8, 2009 3:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe Bargnani and Hedo will make a combined $100+ million from now on
IF (big if) they can keep Bosh, they are splitting about $33-35 million between those 3. Neither of which is absolutely certain to win you anything in the playoffs. Good job. Now try to fill that roster with $20 million left.
I hope Melas" and Skeets’ heads just exploded.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
I used to think Colangelo was a good GM
I have no idea what he is doing this offseason. Bargs became a legit (albeit mediocre) NBA starter last year, but paying him 10 mil/year is nuts.
Bosh is bye bye
no way they have enough for him, right?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Tskitivilli
is in summer league
He would jump at 10mil a year
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
by jonestr on Jul 8, 2009 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
if hes your own free agent
you can pay him whatever you want.. luxury tax here comes the raptors
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
in no particular order
Paco de Lucía
Slash
Hendrix
Bad joke: two grains of sand are walking down the beach. One says to the other, “don’t turn around, but I think we’re being followed”
by medmelon on Jul 8, 2009 1:25 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Paco de Lucia is an amazing player
I love his album Entre Dos Aguas. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
Are you a music historian?
Cuz you sure know a lot about all kinds of music for a guy who used to play pro ball and then GM’d the Clippers for a few years.
My record collection dwarfs Kareem's
He got off to a good start but he couldn’t keep up with me. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
i had to come back to give you all this:
listen to the second song down all the way through, insane solos begin about halfway through.
GOOD NIGHT.
-Mortimer
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 1:29 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Nice! Thanks Morty!
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Jul 8, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What could we get for Rudy and Bayless as the centerpieces in a deal (add Travis/Blake/Martell as needed)?
Just a thought from Dave’s front page post, but I don’t want to make that into some crazy “Chris Paul” discussion.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
I also assume their trade value will go UP in the future so I wouldn't like to deal them already. Just wondering.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
So is your avatar
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
Your avatar are Chris, and Paul
Paul is the one on the right. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
you insult me mort
you think i would leave you if Rudy weren’t here…
now what was that hoopus canis thing again…
by medmelon on Jul 8, 2009 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hopefully we will always have a Spanish player
so you all will stay. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Jul 8, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, but not all of it.
I was in the country side and only my aunt had reception for the channel that was showing it. Since it dragged on for so long I had to leave and come back a few times so as to not seem like a leech.
I tuned-in at 7-8 in the fifith set. Perfect timing.
I just can’t sit through a three-hour or longer match anymore.
That was extremely high-level tennis from both players. A joy to watch. I like Roger, but I was sad that Andy lost. If he can play at that level from now, he will win another slam.
I just can’t sit through a three-hour or longer match anymore.
This match was especially tough. It was a bunch of aces or service winners. The rallies were nice but rare.
Aces are like salt. A few are always nice, just not too many.
Tennis rackets are too powerful nowadays. The specification should be restricted to the capabilities that wood rackets provided. That would reduce the importance and overuse of power and increase the importance of tactics and favor players who have all the shots and know how to use them. We’d see longer rallies and a lot more lobs, drop shots, and angles.
by MiledAnimal on Jul 8, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're preaching to the choir on this one.
Well written. We’d get rid of the pretenders who rely on raw power with minimal skill (and survive on their serve). And we’d be more entertained to boot.
Tennis should have taken a lesson from the PGA on this one.
140mph serve. Ugh.
Don't knock the 140mph serve 'til you've tried it.
I had a few golden times where I was in The Zone and could serve like a top pro. Power and control like that is astoundingly fun. Too bad my game always fell back to earth sooner or later.
I think a cannonball ace is entertaining, but at some point I start wanting to see a rally.
I wonder how much speed a 140mph serve would lose if it were hit with a wooden racket. I’m guessing 5-6mph. That article on Pancho Gonzales to which I linked below mentioned that the top pros of his time could top 100mph on the forehand. That’s pretty crisp.
I wanted Andy to win as well.
I don’t particularly like him, but it must be very disappointing for him to come so close and lose yet again…
it was
it was hard to root for federer since andy has never won anything of importantance, but he was just too good..
dude wasnt even sweating at the end
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
and… i mean thats nice, but to be constantly talked about you gotta win more than once
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
if not for the greatest player of all time, Roddick would have won at least a few more majors, possibly as many as 5
Roddick’s obviously not an all-time great, but its clear his legacy has been hurt by playing at the same time as Federer.
Is Federer the greatest of all time?
I am sincerely asking, I don’t follow tennis closely.
Always seems like people criticize his legacy because the competition isn’t as good as other greats had to face. I saw Timmay say the same thing as well the other day.
Is that a fair criticism?
It may be a fair criticism
but he still has won all of the majors at least once and has won more majors than anyone. At worst he is on the short list of greatest of all time.
I don't like Nadal, but I don't think you can say it was bogus
since Nadal lost in a pretty early round. Just because Federer didn’t play Nadal in the final, it doesn’t change the meaning of winning the tournament.
Will you do me a favor? Ask Nadal to stop picking his butt all the time :)
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
Federer deserves credit for his consistency
He’s in the semis every single slam. Its not his fault the same can’t be said for Nadal.
He's injured.
I’m talking clay court. You know Federer can’t beat Nadal in RG :-)
Federer is incredible, I’m not trying to discredit him. I just think Nadal is the better clay player.
Of course it isn't!
I’m glad he won RG though… I like it when hard work is rewarded. He worked really hard to improve his clay court abilities.
winning on only one surface
is like being an awesome home court team but sucking on the road. sure its impressive to an extent but you have to win on both.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Would you feel the same way about Federer's win in Paris
if Nadal had been healthy and had played but had lost before the final?
I don't quite understand your question.
But if you mean would I give it more value if it had been against a healthy Nadal, then yes.
I mean if Nadal had played the French
and had been 100% healthy, but had lost before he would have met Federer in the final, which Fed won. Would you still call Fed’s win bogus in that scenario?
He still couldn't beat me at Wii tennis
No one I know can beat me, so I feel like Federer as well… a great player living in a time where there is no fair competition.
It’s a lonely life.
Basically all of the tennis analysts in the US...
…talking about the McEnroe brothers and the other NBC/ESPN folks say yes. I think there are those out there who would disagree, but its definitely a majority opinion that Federer is one of the greats. One thing to realize is that if not for possibly the greatest clay court player of all time (Nadal), Federer would have another 4-5 majors.
Tennis announcers always call the current best player "the greatest"
Sampras was the greatest, Seles, Graf, Navratilova, etc.
It’s so hard to say. I noted a while back that if Federer was regularly playing other “greats” (translation: Sampras, Agassi, Lendl, Borg, McEnroe etc, pretending to even out technological improvements), then Federer would be average in that group. Win some, lose some.
Which pretty much rules out him being the greatest, in my mind. I personally think he’s a truly outstanding player who’s quickly become overrated due to the lack of a second great player in this generation.
Nadal is great player, but his timing was off
He’s finally turning into an all-around great player, instead of a clay court specialist.
If Nadal had reached this level of play in 2004 or 2005, and Federer still had this number of Slams, I’d probably be saying “wow” about Federer.
Federer’s greatness was well-timed with a lack of a contemporary. He didn’t plan for this timing of course, but he definitely reaped the benefits.
There’s another thing that holds me back on Federer, but I think it’s fair not to go any further. Seems like a good place to stop.
I can't agree with that.
The list of players that Fed has beaten includes many that have been #1 in the world and/or have won grand slam tournaments, including Agassi, Sampras, Nadal, Safin, Hewitt, and Djokovic. His credentials are solid.
Federer played an Agassi and Sampras that aren't the ones we remember
Nadal I noted earlier. I like Safin and Hewitt, but don’t think they’re going to be the top dog in any era of tennis history. For some reason, I actively dislike Djokovic, so I haven’t watched him much.
Nobody's arguing that Federer's not great here
Just that he’s not the greatest, and that he’s getting overrated at this point.
If Sampras’ prime matched with Federer’s prime, Neither of them would have had a 31 match winning streak.
I think Federer is human garbage.
So, speak for yourself, pal. Some of us are arguing for him to be shot, let alone be called the best (yeah right).
by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, he's GOTTA be one of the greats
To win that much in any era is amazing.
I was just wondering if most tennis folk think he is THE greatest, not just one of the greatest.
To me, Laver will always be the G.O.A.T.
He won the Grand Slam (Wimbledon, U.S. Open, French Open, and Australian Open, all in the same calendar year) in 1962, then turned pro — which meant he was not allowed to play those tournaments until they allowed pros to play starting in 1968 (the start of the Open era). Laver won the Grand Slam again that year.
Laver finished his career with 11 Grand Slam tournament victories. Had he been allowed to compete from 1963-1967, he could easily have had more than Federer’s current 15 and might have won one or two more Grand Slams.
To put this in perspective, Laver is not only the only player in history to have won two Grand Slams, he is the only male player to have won one since the start of the Open era.
Laver's a good choice.
I can’t come up with an argument against, other than the obvious one: The barrier to entry and lack of money in the field left the tennis world with lesser players able to win tournaments.
The problem there, of course, is that applies to every single sport, especially Golf. So it’s hard to hold it up as valid.
For me, Agassi is such a frustrating footnote. Had he been able to stay dedicated from the beginning, he’d be in this conversation. He had both power and skill, and while regularly distracting himself, still won 8 slams, the Olympics, and the career Grand Slam.
Interesting read!
I think the only thing that would hold me back on him, is the fact that he apparently won tournaments with his serve a lot.
I wonder if any film exists of his play.
Wooden-racket serves.
The serve is a valid stroke. If his best shot were the forehand, would you pick nits over that?
Not really trying to pick nits here
For some reason, if I compare a player who makes his career off his ability to hit an ace, to one who regularly makes a forehand winner, I’ll likely be impressed with the strong forehand. With the forehand winner, at least they have to return an opponent’s shot. Personal preference there.
But like you, I’d rather see wooden rackets across the game. If someone can repeatedly ace with a standard wooden racket, more power to them. Otherwise, they need to be skilled to handle the rallies.
Valid point, but I would guess
that most folks see the serve as a much trickier stroke to execute properly. Even on the pro level, it’s so tough that they give you two chances to get it in!
Well, a good power player hits enough aces to make up for the first-serve-%
Though I’d kind of enjoy the removal of the second serve. That would slow down serves quickly, to make sure they stay in.
My frustration with the serve is what it’s done to the sport. The concept of a rally (especially one that doesn’t just involve power strokes) is a completely lost art in the upper echelon of men’s golf, and women are joining them. It’s creates a completely different skillset now in order to succeed.
It’s hard to believe that even Wimbledon moved away from the serve-and-volley.
Yeah, no one is fast enough
to serve 130 mph and get to the net before a 120 mph return is coming back at your feet.
My favorite serve was Stefan Edberg’s kick serve. I loved his game and patterned my game after it, like a blind guy trying to paint like Renoir.
I remember how Edberg would react
when the judges would call a foot fault on his kick. That made Edberg entertaining right there, even before getting into his overall game.
I never tried the kick serve. I eventually just accepted I could curve my serve but not hit for power while keeping it inbound. I make no denial on how hard a serve is.
I tried to develop a kick serve too,
but couldn’t do it. I played against a serve-and-volleyer once who had a fabulous topspin serve. Very tough to have to hit a winner past a guy when you’re returning his serve from ten feet behind the baseline.
I saw him play when I was a boy
He was getting old at the time (nearly 40?) He had an amazingly powerful serve. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
I've heard arguments for Laver
I believe he missed a few seasons during the prime of his career serving in the Aussie army and still won 11 slam events, including the 2 season slams. Part of his career was before the Open Era though.
I don't think the measuring stick should be number of Grand Slams
because for instance, Borg didn’t play Australian Open.
I think we need to consider the equipment as well
I guess the competition too, but I bet the new racquets make aces way easier to come by than back in his day.
I just never approve of GOAT discussions of any sort.
You can’t compare different epochs, even though it’s undeniable that athletes improve each new generation.
I agree
Babe Ruth would have had far fewer home runs if black guys were pitching to him.
It’s one of my least favorite discussions. I can care less if someone thinks some team from 10 years ago was the greatest all time. I rather have my team be the greatest this season.
fair enough
but the same could be said of guys like barkley and malone and whatnot..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
i wouldnt think either would make top 15 ever lists
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
sure but not overall
andy roddick is probably already one of the top 15 american men ever.. not a whole lot of em
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
But there's a Zach-load of forwards to choose from
And to be one of the best at that position is pretty dang good.
I’d say they’re both top 50, and I hate Malone.
With how many people have played in the NBA, that’s purty good. Top 15 is almost unattainable.
I think
Consistently getting close and being consistently really really good can be enough to be considered one of the best ever.
Maybe not top ten, but one of the greats.
And I am saying this more about basketball
And less about Roddick, since I don’t know a ton about tennis.
my wii tennis player is better than yours
just so you know
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I AM UNDEFEATABLE
And don’t even try to box me. Somehow the Wii controller knows my fists are battering rams, and I knock out people with the first knock down.
I dunno how I do it, I am a natural. Even my friends who are trained martial artists and can kill me in 3 seconds in real life get demolished by me. I think it makes the Wii boxing more realistic, since fighting is all fist size.
The best
Was when I got to beat up my wife’s mom, who I don’t like very much (it is almost a stereotypical mother-in-law relationship, except she is crazy).
I completely destroyed her.
i beat up my fiancees
uncle in wii boxing.. and he was the heavyweight title holder for a few years
wii sports makes you feel so good
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I was at a sports bar in Maui and a guy was playing Wii bowling
I asked to play and promised I wasn’t any good then bowled like a 230, I even tried to mess up a few times. He got really mad at me so I didn’t play anymore. I normally bowl a 120 in real life or on the Wii.
people call me the human cheat code
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I disagree
Ok, just kidding, I agree.
Actually, I dunno. I know he serves fast.
YOU WIN THIS ROUND, FANFARAWAY.
Well played, fanfaraway
Well played. Pretend we weren’t even debating a topic.
Nice… nice.
(nod appreciatively but scornfully)
For sure.
He holds the record for the fastest serve ever.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
Just looked it up. 155 mph -- wow!
Here’s a fun tennis question for you: How fast is a tennis ball that comes off the server’s racket at 100 mph going when it crosses the net?
A mere 55 mph.
Now you can dazzle your friends with your tennis knowledge.
Back to Roddick’s fastest serve record: who was the previous record-holder?
That's crazy.
And I have no idea who held the record previously. WHO??
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
I believe it was the Bullet Man,
Roscoe Tanner, also known now as Louie the Check Kiter. I remember he served 153 once.
He went to Stanford
Stan Smith and Bob Lutz went to USC. Arthur Ashe went to UCLA. Pac 10 tennis for the win. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
Andy lost it in the 2nd set tiebreak, which he led 6-2
That lapse in his otherwise very high level of play cost him the match. I’m sure it was devastating for him. He’s made 5 Grand Slam finals, and 4 of them have been losses to Federer.
I didn't see that tiebreaker,
but I’m not so sure he blew the lead, considering that Federer had 51 aces for the match. He only blew the lead if he had any unforced errors or double-faults, otherwise Roger just played better.
at 6-5 in the tiebreak, Roddick served and came in for a relatively routine backhand volley
and shanked it.
i don't think the Mavs would consider it
but Jason Terry would be nice
also Rondo, if it was true the Celtics were trying to move him
have you seen him
put his arms out and make airplane noises? He does it an all NBA level
credit is due
remember when he played for Atlanta and put up stats across the board, but yeah he is really just a pretty awesome scorer.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
uggh
I am going to step out of this JD before I accidentally catch a Joe Satriani reference and barf all over the place.
I did like Sweet and Lowdown if that gives me any cred
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
yeah
but that is because he has awesome hair and does sweet jumps
being a guitar player is all about looking good while doing it. That is why Dave Mustaine is so mired in mediocrity.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Ingve Malmstein is the best guitar player of all time.
George Harrison, Paul Simon, and James Taylor are also pretty great.
by Nick Van Excellent on Jul 8, 2009 3:45 AM PDT reply actions
It's too bad you can't say Yngwie's middle name on this website.
It’s a naughty word.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Ask Yngwie, he will tell you
One of the funniest magazine articles I ever read was one where Yngwie and John McLaughlin were both being interviewed at the same time. Yngwie was very insecure in the presence of McLaughlin. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
Now that is just cruel
It’s like they intervene all your means of expression. You can’t give your opinion and you can’t agree with others… Sad.
Meh
That’s what he gets for not conforming. As they say in Japan, “the nail that sticks out gets hammered down.”
It sucks when they do that too
Japanese hammers hurt.
It took my two years to come up with an avatar and sig
and this is the best I could come up with.
ahhhh
I think it’s from tokyo drift. which would explain everything!
by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 8, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
It's a real quote. They use that one a lot.
It’s from a country, not a movie.
It took my two years to come up with an avatar and sig
and this is the best I could come up with.
sars
i guess they used a quote from a country in a movie
by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 8, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
This seems like a phrase ready-made for drinking
“my life has been like a nail sticking out; time to get hammered!”
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 8, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
The list of unkown food to which you introduce me continues to grow.
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He’s been gone awhile… must be preparing something delicious.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
It was awsome
One thing that was junky though was that everything, except the gyoza, was mostly rice.
Just don’t ask him what he does with the food.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
I actually read yesterdays junk, don’t think I put up a comment though.
I usually don’t comment much when I’m behind, which is about 70% of the time.
Stopping by even now, to just say I was here.
I think I saw it, your message?, I was on a computer in a Hotel lobby which was horrible.
I eventually gave up.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
I lurk when I'm reading old JDs as well.
Fall back into old habits.
The other day when I said we were unsocial, taciturn and stuff, I was only quoting a book…I forgot to clarify with "". I didn’t actually mean it :-)
Yes, I felt there was a little "tongue in cheek" with that comment.
Sorry, gotta go, I guess some BE is better than none. Goodnight!!
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Que pases una buena siesta.
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The Spanish are so wise
Can I curl up under this desk here at 9.53 am? – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
I’ve had confectioneries made from rice, I assume those are mochi, or are related to it?
A sweet Asian girl has a desk next to mine and is always giving me things to try.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
i love mochi
bayless leaves over my dead body
by thomasikehara on Jul 8, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
i'll keep an eye on it
although it seems like one of those boring stages set for final sprint
perfect for a quick nap
I watch it every morning
before biking to work.
Those bike trips in the summer seem to go much faster…..I pretend I’m Spartacus.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
Anyone else have the feeling
That Dave’s main page post is going to turn into a lot of Blazers bashing?
Nah
but I was tempted to start the Dave bashing. Remember how I reacted to your comments when I first came aboard? That’s how some of Dave’s recent stuff makes me feel. The only difference is I’m not acting on those feelings…. …. …. yet.
I believe that folks that are starving for a trade have Adult Friend Finder accounts and are in relationships It just makes sense. -- TiHa
The Dave bashing has been pretty crazy lately
I still think today someone will say player X is in the top 4 and then the bashing will start.
Dave defended himself quite a lot in the "Title in 2010" fanpost
By the way, your new avatar reminds me of the intro to the series “Dead Like Me” which started out pretty good and then went dead.
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Oh, I didn't read that fanpost
As for my avatar, I just Googled “death” and found it. I don’t know where it is from.
it was a really good show.. and then it got let go.. and plummeted to the depths of scifi channel reruns
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
best three guitarists in Parliament/Funkadelic
Eddie Hazel
Michael Hampton
Blackbyrd McKnight
saw the latter two duel in a show here in Madison, Hampton KILLED McKnight on “Maggot Brain,” Blackbyrd then left the stage in a huff
or maybe a minute and a huff
by YardWorkSpartacus on Jul 8, 2009 5:42 AM PDT reply actions
I loved Blackbyrd in The Headhunters
P-Funk is coming to Portland Sept 1. Be there, or don’t. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
the only problem is that George
has lost his mind.. he doesnt make sense anymore and is just going thru the motions.. so sad
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I've never known him to act like he had full control of his faculties!
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
well but i mean he is REALLY gone
its actually sad. I just saw them in concert last year and I couldnt rock out to it I just felt bad.. hes like an alzheimers patient who still has a job. It wasnt cool at all. I felt so bad
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been to P-Funk shows where his voice is totally shot
it hurt to listen to him – it didn’t detract from the overall show though. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
well thats been that way for awhile, he just mumbles and walks in circles and moves his hands offbeat and makes people hold up signs that mean nothing they wrote backstage.. its a spectacle..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Google OS?
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Yet another place
for Google ads to appear….my desktop. No thanks.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
Search engine, browser, OS, what's next?
Coca-Cola’s rival: Googola?
Nike’s rival: Go Google?
A political party?
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Should I make this comment from O Live into a fanpost?
Posted by cysantana on 07/07/09 at 8:26PM
Trade Rudy Fernandez 1.1 mill & Batum 1.1 mill. to Memphis for Rudy Gay 3.3 million & Conley 3.9 million.
That leaves 2.7 in cap space, sign a veteran like Bobby Jackson or Juwan Howard
Then trade the trade exception for Wilson Chandler
That means we could upgrade the SF, upgrade the point, gives Oden a point guard that brings out his best, we get smarter, and we don’t lose any toughness on defense.
NBA TITLE IN 2010
Trade proposals are always crazy
Someone is always overvalued, either the player they want to trade for or one of the Blazers.
You know who would be great for this team HEDO TURKEYGLUE!
He would mesh well. The BEdge needs to cover him more.
Blogging at RidiculousUpside, where my terrible writing meets people's eyes.
by Aisander D on Jul 8, 2009 7:20 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I hear that Portland is too diverse for him.
Could be a problem.
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Conspiracy theory commonly accepted by the public as the truth.
Mr Obama, in an attempt to convey his plans for the interent, forced Dave to put the new logo on. It’s a representation of his power over the internet, the ever watching satellite observing our every move. Civil liberties are an old concept, no longer important to members of the NWO like Mr. President. The Bedge was an obvious place to begin this method of branding, as it is clear to outsiders as the most popular iste on the web.
This is the reason for the new logo.
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by The Pirate on Jul 8, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dave deliberately misspelled Blazers Edge in the new logo
in a desperate cry for help that he hoped the federal logo censors would not notice.
Just had to listen for hours to guys talk about an endless cricket tournament UK vs. Australia
5 times 5 days. With defined lunch breaks, lol. Then we had a power outage in the first inning, and they almost freaked out because they couldn’t follow the score anymore. Funny how people get so excited about some sport most of the world couldn’t care less about.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/8138912.stm for those who are interested.
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I think that's what they call it
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
With the worlds most pathetic trophy.
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A sport where you can lead by 100 and it means nothing is a bit weird
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i find cricket incredibly boring
although messing with the ashes in the UK is rather dangerous, some fanatic-level stuff.
Much better the Lions series, what a pity about the second Test
I could talk for hours about my distain for cricket and it'spopularity in Britain.
It is, without a doubt, the worst mainstream sport around.
It is incredibly slow, nothing happens for minutes at a time. It is restricted by both light levels and weather so if there are too many dark clouds or the sun sets even slightly the match has to be called off. The only reason to go is to drink in the stands which doesn’t sit well with me in the first place. It lasts over several days without the competition changing, the lack of change is mind numbing after watching the same batsmen at the wicket for three hours for the second time. It’s baseballs bigger brother and is therefore poor. And to top it off, few countries play it, proving it’s awfulness to the world as it shamefully drags along a few former colonies to prop it up.
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We English appreciate our tea, curries and imperialsim.
Like the Spanish with siestas, tapas and a confusing sense of national identity.
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Prefiero la tomatina pero quiero asistir San Fermin.
Throwing tomatoes seems like a much safer exercise.
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i went to san fermin five years ago
never saw a bull during the entire week. great fun, too crowded during weekends though.
Which area of Spain do you come from?
País Vasco? Aragon? Navarre?
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Interesting.
Do you think having areas like País Vasco, Cataluña, Galicia and Comunidad Valenciana make Spain a better country or more fragmented? I know I’ve found a bit of hostility towards País Vasco from Spaniards but it’s not like it’s a majority opinion.
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cultural diversity is always better
don’t know about the hostility. I mean, of course there can be some friction if you’re discussing political stuff with someone who has different ideas, but that happens everywhere.
I think there are many more things in common rather than different ones, and the different ones don’t necessarily mean separation.
A great song called Asturias
was once recorded by the League of Crafty Guitarists. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Jul 8, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh yeah
and then there’s that Segovia guy.
Let’s not forget Christopher Parkening. I like him too. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
I went camping a few years ago
and took my guitar. I was walking with it to the campsite when a fellow camper saw it and asked if he could play it. I handed it to him and he played three songs, one of which was a Segovia piece. He played almost flawlessly. I was wondering why he hadn’t brought his own guitar to the camp.
It turned out that he was a professional musician who had played guitar for Willie Nelson and others during his career and had studied in Spain under Segovia but had given it up in 1992 to pursue something else. When he played my guitar, it was the first time he had touched a guitar in ten years.
im not gonna slay you for it.. but taking a guitar camping.. ummm
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
not the price of the guitar
just the hippie college guy on the lawn look.. wanna hear some poetry i wrote ladies?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that is when I was there
You are either the guy I punched, or the guy who I met along with his girlfriend who was telling me all about San Fermin and whatnot, and when we left each other they did the kiss-the-cheek thing and I went the wrong way with the guy and our lips kissed.
Now I am gay for Spain!
I always thought it was Amlmart1… small world.
you should’ve seen the face of my girlfriend:
“These Americanos dirty, they think esto es Rusia!!”
I just logged into the “weird things that happen in San Fermin” category…
I love fruit during the summer
I’m eating some fresh peaches and raspberries for breakfast. Delish :)
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
by twiggs on Jul 8, 2009 7:39 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Melon and Pineapple for me. Finished with some Strawberries.
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I have concluded that you are not American but an international man.
I heard Americans only eat ribs and steak, drink Coors Light and watch American Football., you do not fit these important stereotypes. Sorry Tom.
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$17?
That’s amazingly cheap.
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ah hawaii and its absurd taxes on beer
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
indeed. I love hawaii but the prices are insane..
except on POG.. which is WAY overpriced on the mainland
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't know
I don’t buy that stuff. Dive gear is cheaper here. Asian cars are not, but you’d think they would be since they had to go half as far as mainland cars. I think sugar comes from the Philippines so it’s probably cheap.
The COOL Americans only eat ribs and steak. We definitely drink better beer than Coors light if available and also watch baseball.
And seeing as you’re talking to mainly Oregonians on here, it’s not just American Football, it’s COLLEGE Football.
Oh, and we don’t care much for soccer. Some of us do, but they’re just trying too hard and usually can’t discuss the finer points of the game of soccer or name more than three players on the foreign team who they CLAIM to be fans of. That’s how we roll… I guess.
Again, I’m speaking for the cool ones.
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09
We went to the baseball game on Mon night
and a microbrew (some kind of Widmer beer) was $8.25 for a pint. What a joke! – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
A cruel joke indeed.
I went to a MLB game (LA) earlier this year and paid about 9 bucks for a 24 oz can of miller. The dude was nice enough to pour it into a giant cup for me. What a bargain!
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09
i just had an apple
where ya been twiggs? you’ve missed soooooo much boring exciting trade speculation.
MillsFanBoy
I've been avoiding the site
Due to all the talk :)
It makes me want to pull out my hair sometimes.
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
Even the JD
Where I ususally come to discuss everything BUT basketball has been really on-topic (at least more than I can handle). Plus, work has been crazy busy for this time of year so I haven’t had as much time to hang out on here.
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
LOL.
I know, everyone on here must think I am. That’s okay though. I’m cool with it.
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
Strawberry season was too short this year
Strawberries with Trader Joe’s Greek yogurt and a little bit of brown sugar = Heaven
It is rumoured that the Suns won't be bringing Barnes back.
Is he a possible addition?
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why do europeans love macgruber.. youre like the 10th one who adores it..
i think its just an awful skit.. :)
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
i find it really funny
maybe cause i loved McGyver when i was a kid. I don’t know how’s it gonna work as a film, though.
i dont think it works as a skit even, but thats just me..
i wasnt a huge mcgyver fan as a kid so maybe thats why…
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
AI might be headed to Miami
Matt Barnes to the Wolves is a possibility. Phoenix won’t bring him back.
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How is that going to work, two of the most ball dominant guards in the league sharing the same court?
And playing without any dependable pivot. That is going to be a disaster defensively.
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Bill Simmons coming to a city near you in the fall
Book Tour: Bos NY Phi DC Tor Chi Den LA SF SD Sea Por Phx Aus Dal. Possibles: Det Cle Mil Min Cha Hou Atl Mem LV.

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So, 50,000 words on why Oden sucks and Durant is awesome.
Makes a change.
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Funny: from Simmons' twitter
Book tour update: Backing out of my Portland trip & going to Toronto instead. (Dramatic pause.) Just kidding! I’ll do both.
Someone, please, show the guy up at the tour.
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That would only serve to get him more publicity and another story he can talk about.
Better to just ignore those you don’t agree with and know that you cannot find a middle ground with.
I actually might get the book or even check it out if it’s at Powell’s and I’m down there when its happening.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Yeah
I can hardly stand to read his mailbag, why would I read 50,000 words? I still listen to his podcasts. I’m getting sick of those too. His tennis one yesterday was stupid. He kept trying to get the tennis guy to say that Andy Roddick is a failure.
That's what happens when you take bloggers too seriously
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
He has a point that Serena could be even better than she is
She is a bit like Shaq, just coasting on her natural athleticism. That this also has an effect on her looks is a bit sexist but probably honest.
My favorite time in women’s tennis was when Steffi Graf (who did win the Grand Slam + the Olympics in one year, now the wife of Agassi) and opposing players like Sabatini really used to work to hone and maximize all their skills.
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Steffi and Agassi have two kids together, one boy and one girl
10 years or so from now, tennis might get very interesting again.
I know very little about women's tennis but that article was great.
Sex, sports and “stuffed onion”.
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who has an oozing pumpkin?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Roybot
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It's hard
One time Sophia called Jorga “HBIC” and Jorga took offense. So did some other ladies. I wrote something as a joke and pissed off 92, so now I just try to pick on Mortimer.
I think because you’re in the JD so much and young, that your name comes up a lot when we talk about stupid stuff and need a female example. I knew Corvid would be cool with talking about her butt, because I heard she puts out.
It's all good.
Just be nice, I am a teenage girl after all.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
Pic or it didn't happen
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmphhdsfaskdvnakdsnvkja
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
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you know what it means
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
you are 19..
technically nothing wrong
TECHNICALLY
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
it means
im preventing myself from speaking my mind
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
oh yeah
everyone knows I’m the blubbery big butt who needs to lose weight.
PrezofFATNESS
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
LOL 50% americans fit that description.
Prez would blow away if there was a large enough breeze. Like Calista Flockhart in Family Guy.
You heard wrong
It’s my little sister who has the stuffed onion. We refer to it as her serena.
by Corvid on Jul 8, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Satch and Buckethead are awesome
but I have to rank my three favorite guitar slingers as: Robert Fripp, John McLaughlin, Allan Holdsworth. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
I like Praxis
and Col. Claypool’s Bucket of Bernie Brains. Both are the same group except for the different bass players. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
LeBron doesn’t like to get dunked on
Jordan Crawford might get drafted higher because of this.
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too many guitarists that are good
1.Django Reinhardt
2. Charlie Christian
3. Les Paul
a few others:
Neil Young, George Harrison, Clapton, Iommi, Metheny, McLauglin (good call elgin), Hendrix, Zappa (and his son), VanHalen, Vai, the list is never-ending, I’d always prefer the guys with soul than the dudes that are all flash.
MillsFanBoy
those three guys at the top of your list
are very awesome. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
I love Johnny Guitar Watson's records
he’s such a pimp! He’s great on Zappa’s records too. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
I got two of his albums
A real mother for ya
Aint that a …….
One of my all time favorite lines:
I was in the baloney section, and I had to take myself a close look
Now Kareem Abdul Jabar couldn’t have made these prices with a sky hook
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 8, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Billboard magazine writes about the history behind Thriller’s success worldwide. If you’re younger and aren’t really understanding how big Thriller was, this would be a fun story to read.
Jackson owns all 10 spots on the Billboard catalog top 10 charts (meant for albums that have long since left the mainstream charts but still sell well). He also took over the digital download charts (no surprise). Billboard is openly admitting that he basically took over all the charts, selling 1.2M albums in the past week and a half. That’s not counting single song downloads.
(As noted in the one-hit wonder thread this week, I enjoy following the music charts)
It might have been me
I went out to eat and heard “Until I Fall Away” in a restaurant. I had that CD.
Good song. I have that CD on my Zune.
I forgot they had a second album with a few songs I liked, until I checked the wiki.
I still have their big album (Fear) around here somewhere
I’m sure it’s ripped onto my Zune too, I liked most of the album. They still have a pretty loyal fanbase, apparently.
They’re also not a one-hit wonder, of course… “Walk on the Ocean” was a pretty big hit after “All I Want”.
Hmmm. Now I may need to track down their greatest hits album. I blame you.
At one point Michael had 18 of the top 20 sellers on Amazon
the day after he died. The only two records that weren’t Jackson related were the new Dylan and the new Wilco.
Speaking of great guitarists, Nels Cline from Wilco is an amazing guy. I love his group The Nels Cline Singers. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
Bedger's Summer BBQ
Wouldn’t it be fun if we got together for a BBQ at someones house? I’m thinking Tom’s place. Sounds like Coors Light is cheap there, we can save money on beer after buying plane tickets!
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
Heck yeah
Then I could moderate the BBQ.
by tominhawaii on Jul 8, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
can we get banned for ad hom talk?
or get banned for basketball talk?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
fun
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
LOL.
You would just be looking for a reason to ban Prez from the festivities.
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
Nah
I would invite one guy though. I have to stop mentioning his name though because I heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another that some folks thought he axed me to do it.
Hey btw, how bad is tourism really doing over there?
These stories make it sound pretty bad. We’d considered a trip this fall after school is back in session… are things really that quiet this year?
Yeah it is bad
Like the article said, it’s worse on the Big Island. I haven’t noticed the difference in Waikiki. My wife’s hotel has laid off everyone they can but they are also not dropping their rates. A lot of hotels are now trying to get locals to stay in their hotel. Some prices are dropping.
im sure the bigger places like oahu and maui are doing ok, but some of the smaller ones are probably really hurting..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I think the high end ones where there is nothing to do but stay at that hotel are hurting the most. My wife’s hotel doesn’t want to lower the rates because they don’t want to deal with those guests conflicting with their normal guests.
Interesting, thanks for the info.
We’re considering some combination of the Big Island, Kauai and Maui. Good to know.
The thing every hotel is doing
Is trying to book more room nights for a lower price. They don’t drop a day, but will drop a lot off if you book a week.
Really? Hrm. Good to know
We’d only planned to share a week over two islands, but that might make us reconsider.
As long as you aint a freak
And you don’t expect me to do stuff with you, you could sleep in our spare room. I’m not joking. My wife and I like guests, we just don’t like doing all the tourist stuff.
And you don’t expect me to do stuff with you…
touristy stuff or …"stuff""…..?
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
Wow, thanks Tom
I’m not sure we’d take you up on it, purely due to the fact we’ll usually stay at one of the nicer hotels to relax and get taken care of, then go exploring. But either way, I appreciate the offer. If we reconsider, I’ll give you a shout.
For the record, we’re almost scarily normal. No freaks here.
well if you're not...
Tom, mind if I stay for a few days weeks months move in?
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
Glad to hear that, cuz I'm taking vacation starting next week.
I’ll be there with my wife and kids, and we are ALL freaks.
you should stay at kona, big island, for maybe 5 nights and then drive over to hilo and stay there a few more nights
Meanie Face.
hilo is nice
but i bet its a place that is taking a beating. only drawback is that its basically a warm portland. it rains a LOT
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually Maui is taking a beating too
My peeps there have a vacation rental property that they are losing money on for the first time. The current Kileua activity is producing some on and off nasty air quality in Kona and less frequently in Hilo and Maui.
by southern oregon on Jul 8, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yuck, I was just read up on that.
Hopefully Maui would be bearable. That’s doubly bad luck for the tourist industry there.
If you are in Hilo ask around[the locals are cool]
what going on with the lava today? If they are going out for the night viewing of the creek of molten rock follow them and it will blow your mind. The USGS Kileua site is usefull and has some awesome pics.
by southern oregon on Jul 8, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
ya ive gone out to the lava flow at night before. if you go make sure to be ready for a long walk in the dark and bring a backpack/water
EAT IT.
And dont forget the flashlights
It can be a dangerous activity for anyone not paying attention
by southern oregon on Jul 8, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
lol that's funny
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
does rudy wear wrist bands anymore? the shooting sleeve is lame
he probably feels pressured to like young jeezy too.
MillsFanBoy
i hope not
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I always thought
it was to hide offensive tattoos
by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 8, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
nice. he could just play ball in one of those full body swimsuits.
but it would have a collar to hide those stupid lips
by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 8, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
he can wear a bodybag
just kidding, i actually don’t think kmart is that bad, it’s not like he got away with manslaughter, like j.r. smith
MillsFanBoy
Just got dunked on by Patrick Chewing.
by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 8, 2009 10:11 AM PDT reply actions
LeBron did?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Nope.
Shaq did, and he was gonna tweet about it but Patrick ate his cell phone.
by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 8, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
lmao Ben
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
look how salty bron gets when someone touches him, he prolly stormed out the gym after getting dunked on RT @tmundal: http://bit.ly/HZSGd
20 minutes ago from TweetDeck
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
nike has now asked lebron to turn over all film taken during his ridiculous pantomime photography pregame routines
about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
nike + david stern are currently in court regarding nike’s attempt to confiscate all tape of game 6 of the eastern conference finals
about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
The new Bruno movie looks pretty ridiculous
hopefully no one will get thrown out of college for participating in it.
by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 8, 2009 10:27 AM PDT reply actions
hopefully everyone on it will be embarrased.. i love SBC
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I can't bring myself to put this comments in the front page thread
But arguing about who’s most pivotal besides Brandon, Greg, and LMA is like spending a week arguing about who we drafted in the second round.
We should have drafted DeJuan Blair, so it's Brandon
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Well we didn't hear much about Bayless ahead of time
Nor James (or Freddy) Jones. KP seems to do a good job of hiding his list of players.
but we did hear about Hedo. I think free agent signing are a bit different, as the agent will pretty much leak any interest the player receives most times.
draft the stache
Marvin's an RFA right?
If so, they might be talking to the team about a S&T, which wouldn’t necessarily reach the agent during early stages (I’m guessing there).
I don’t have any reason to believe they’re trying to do this deal either btw. Just thinking out loud.
Marvin for Outlaw would be a steal on our part.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
so your saying we trade outlaw for williams?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
We can outspend Atlanta. If they’re going to lose Williams to us anyway, they might as well get a year of 3.6 million Travis.
draft the stache
probably but what amount would we outspend them on? i mean i dont want to pay THAT much for Marvin
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
if that were the case..
i would lose my mind
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol, that's fairly easy considering we would get the younger better versions of both
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Could I talk you into assembling the 2005 NCAA Men's Championship team starting Five?
I bet we could track down may, felton, mcants… I don’t remember the 5th player but he’s out there…
This would be counterpoint to Utah’s D-Will.
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 8, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Chad Ford ranks the Blazers offseason as 18th best so far
http://insider.espn.go.com/nba/insider/columns/story?columnist=ford_chad&page=OffseasonRankings-09
Unfortunately he must be confusing some things, as he ranks the Lakers behind us. Best: Spurs. Worst: Grizzlies.
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For those wondering how highly KP values Andre Miller...
A source close to the negotiations between the Sixers and their former starting point guard said, "The phone is not ringing." They went on to insinuate that Portland, which is believed to be Miller’s last suitor, actually sees him as too old, a non three-point shooter and too slow on defense.
sounds like the perfect fit
The exact opposite of Blake
by The Arkitect on Jul 8, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Blake is quick on defense?
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Trivia question
On ESPN, they have a graphic up about Ron Artest. It details the players with the most season of 15+ points, 5+ rebounds, and 2+ steals per game.
Ron Artest was #4, with 10 seasons. #’s 3 and 2 had 15 seasons apiece. #1 had 17 seasons. Who were the top 3?
If you saw the graphic, no playing along.
(I may not reply until after lunch)
Oscar Robertson should be on the list
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What about a big man,
like The Dream, or the Mail Man?
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 8, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
No on Malone, Hakeem, and Kidd (all good guesses!)
The top 2 both played their entire careers in the modern era (ie. since Magic was drafted). #5’s best years were before Magic was drafted.
Hitting lunch (woo Chipotle!)
When I get back, I’ll either give them away, or give hints big enough to drive a truck through. Guess away if you want.
looks like ESPN is going off of career stats… not actual per season stats
by The Arkitect on Jul 8, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
How about Stockton? Short shorts = steals and longevity
by The Arkitect on Jul 8, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
You guys got 1-3, nice work.
1. Pippen (17)
2. Drexler (15)
3. Jordan (15)
4. Artest (10)
- also had 10. He was successful earlier than the rest of the list. In fact, so much earlier, that he’s enjoyed watching his son win the NBA championship.
I like how he rhymes “mike” with “Mike”
by The Arkitect on Jul 8, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
a truely beautiful song.
Thank god ron ron’s in LA now. Away from all the record producers in Houston….oh wait…crap.
by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 8, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
they played that on the radio with bleeps.. i still didnt know what he was saying.. he slurs his words
ENUNCIATE Ronny
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
It's been stuck in my head since I posted it
I want to meet Mortimer and touch his hand.
by tominhawaii on Jul 8, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He doesn't breathe right either.
He always runs out of air in the middle of lines.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
HAHAHAHAHA
wow. He is such a good artist. That song is amazing!
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
Lol, Detlef Schrempf gets to know a star
Had a great crab dinner and good wine last night at Captain Keith’s house from the Wizard on Deadliest Catch!
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Does anyone watch Three Sheets
My friend has told me about 6 times to watch it on Hulu and I keep forgetting.
I hate the off season
This place is like a bizarro Blazers Edge. All of Dave’s posts piss me off and I like all of Ben’s.
by tominhawaii on Jul 8, 2009 12:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yes
There are so many damn stat posts during the season saying someone is the best ever because of their +/- and now we have a whole season full of stats to compare and all anyone cares about is trades and free agency.
i miss watching the blazers
tired of the FLUFF, how many pics of rudy with children to i really need to look at?
MillsFanBoy
Ben breaks news, Dave breaks down the bad news
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by Norsktroll on Jul 8, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah
But a lot Dave’s stuff is just over thought trade proposalish type posts and less “big picture” or" lets look at this from another angle" type of posts. They are hard for me to even say anything starnky. I’m not placing blame, it’s the off season, just making an observation.
Like many fans he seems to try to figure out who needs to stay and what needs to be done to advance the team
In a sense yes, they are giant trade proposals. I guess he tries to make it clear that the phase of acquiring young likable players oozing potential is pretty much over (a phase in which KP excelled), and now comes a time of uncertainty and uncertain duration where some old ways of team building aren’t working anymore and potential needs to be realized, or otherwise players who already have realized their potential need to be acquired. Executing and explaining that transition isn’t easy, and both the team communicators, local media and Dave struggle a bit with it.
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there are a bazillion trade posts in the sidebar everyday
I don’t think there are any “other” angle left by the time Dave writes something
by The Arkitect on Jul 8, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Marion to Dallas seems to happen, Zaza back to the Hawks
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Should I meet up with a girl that is nice yet slightly crazy, but hopefully of the funny-crazy variety
Where is BRP when you need him :)
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Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it.
by fanfaraway on Jul 8, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
ALWAYS
you never know if she is fun crazy or not, just have a backup plan to escape if she is super crazy.. or invite her home..either or
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course, if she's interesting.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Marion S&T to Dallas appears to be happening
According to Woj it appears Dallas and Toronto have found a cap team to take Stackhouse’s 2 million dollars. Wonder if that team is getting anything more than cash?
How did you guys win that?
"We scored enough points. We scored 107, they scored 105.
-Nate McMillan Postgame, 3/4/2009
Ummm... we're a cap team...
Oh please no
by The Arkitect on Jul 8, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Fatty hasn't been around, either.
Coincidentally, I’ve noticed a dramatic improvement in the readability of BEdge fanposts and comments.
Whoa whoa whoa
I log onto the internetz and there’s a zillion mod emails talking about deleted stuff and there’s some massive Nike Dunkgate Scandal going on….
How does so much happen in 10 hours?!
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
what deleted stuff
and frankly lebron should be hyping the dunk..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
it was probably me
im sad tom is so laid back.. i feel the urge to fill the void..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
There are some many nice cave houses around the mediterranean
I would just install WLAN and satellite TV
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Caves are great!
You never have to adjust the thermostat, you can’t hear the neighbors, and when you turn-out the light, it’s nice and dark.
Pepsi doesn't seem that common in Europe
Not as much as Coke is.
To me. I drink diet soda, and it is more expensive than gold over in Europe.
Here, you step outside, you get a free refillable 32 ounce Big Gulp.
I've told Euros about soda policies before
It blows their mind that we can go to a restaurant and pay $1.50 and get glass after glass of delicious soda. AS MUCH AS WE WANT.
It is why I say USA. USA. USA. USA. USA. USA.
by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Someday, when our tanks come and liberate you from your anti-soda ways
EVERY restaurant will give you as much soda as you desire.
by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
TELL THAT TO THE IRAQIS
GAWSH they must not like soda.
I mean, C’MON, put some ice in it and it is DEE-LISH.
by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The end of war as we know it
Could be as easy as an ice tray and a nice cold freezer.
When people are too hot, they are snippy and in a bad mood. We just need to cool ’em down with a frosty glass of Pepsi One.
It’s all too easy… but that’s how it often is, isn’t it.
by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Diet Dr Pepper for the win
Do they have that in Spain? I’m coming over anyway, for the sangria. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
I only saw the regular Dr Pepper... I'll look into it.
I’m sure sangria is better than Dr Pepper though… it really is good enough reason to come :-)
The only diet soda I ever saw
Was Diet Coke, and very rarely.
And I’m a guy who takes note of the soda supplies around him.
Germany had Diet Pepsi, though. And Diet Coke. I didn’t see any other diet flavors.
nothing says freedom
like soda refills
by medmelon on Jul 8, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
How about the top 3 guitar/vocals total packages?
Matthew Bellamy – Muse
Claudio Sanchez – Coheed and Cambria
Devin Townsend
Bellamy is amazing i must admit
i love muse.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
for the elderly:
Winwood (extra bonus, he’s a great keyboard player too)
Clapton (sings like a bird, plays like ringing a bell)
Hendrix (Soulful singer, amazing guitarist)
- Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
I am one of the biggest hendrix fans out there
but he cant sing.. i mean we are so used to it we dont notice it.. but if you heard him sing and didnt know who it was, you would be like, wow they need a singer
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It is hard for him
but he can do it, in optimum circumstances.
He was a huge Dylan fan. He was inspired to sing because he knew he wouldn’t be any worse than Dylan. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
That's the criticism I've always had of Hendrix and uber Hendrix fans.
He can’t sing. He just can’t. He was an amazing guitarist but he wasn’t suited to being a lead singer aswell.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
yeah i mean he did ok
its not terrible, but its kinda like Corgan from smashing pumpkins, after your used to it you dont notice how terrible he is, but after you stop for a long time you listen and are wondering how he ever made an album
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
well thats true.. but doesnt mean either of them should be allowed. I always thought dylan should have written songs for other people exclusively. genius songwriter god awful singer
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
You and I share musical tastes. I am madly in love with Claudio.
...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...
On the McRoberts interivew:
“You know, if you had a donkey’s jawbone, you could kill a lot of Phillistines.”
McRoberts laughs really hard.
draft the stache
Greg would make for a better Goliath
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Why did the post about black and white athletes get deleted? Too sensitive?
Probably not too well researched examples and it’s a difficult topic and a lot of it is subjective, but would be interesting to discuss.
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Could be interesting if you e.g. compare US players black, US players white, international players white, international players mixed
But it would take some research to do it correctly. Who gets drafted, who puts up better numbers, who gets more money when contracts get extended. Anecdotal evidence about the continuous quest for the next Larry Bird, the next Nowitzki, etc.
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does anybody know what ford has to say about our offseason?
I don’t have insider. I don’t particularly care what ford’s thoughts are, but I’m also jonesing for any kind of sign from the in-the-know folks about what we’re gonna do.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
We are #18
Key additions: None
Key subtractions: Sergio Rodriguez
In limbo: Channing Frye (U), Raef LaFrentz (U)
Kevin Pritchard is the most active GM in the league. That’s why it’s such a shock to be wondering what he’s up to on July 8. The team made a huge pitch to Hedo Turkoglu but was left at the altar for the more cosmopolitan Raptors. The Blazers’ draft was a disappointment, as well. Pritchard tried to move up high in the draft but couldn’t. He ended up taking Spanish forward Victor Claver, who won’t play in the league for at least the next two years.
The Blazers are saying they’ll be patient. They have cap room and could make a run at David Lee. Or they could sit back and try to be a trade partner for a team trying to clear room. But for a team that came out of the gates saying it had the green light to “go for it” and make a major upgrade, the early results are disappointing.
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Thank you, sir.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 8, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
guitarsmen
I’d go with:
Tom Morello
Angus
Dimebag Darrell
Willie Nelson
Jack White
Tho Jimmy Page, Kirk Hammett and Slash are right up there…..
Interesting list, I was thinking about some of those too. Then again I can't play guitar myself and can just go by what I see and hear
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Has someone posted
this yet? Portland in the running for Bass?
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
Yes, in the fanshots
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that'd be fine with me.
give him 5 or 6 mill a year and use the other 2 mill for second round picks or keep for a slightly lopsided trade
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I could flag that for using a sexually offensive abbreviation
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DP
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Thorpe with some nice advice for Roy Hibbert
Remember how Mickey had Rocky chasing chickens to prepare for Apollo’s speed? I’d do that with Hibbert. His nimbleness would improve a ton. Especially if Roy could only eat what he catches.
I think Hibbert can be a starter for a good team if only he could move better in tight spaces. I’d try anything I were him to get quicker.
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i've always been a fan of the innovative Rocky training techniques
nothing like dragging tree stumps in the middle of Siberia to improve stamina and toughness
LaMarcus Aldridge cares
If Bargnani got 10 mil/year, Aldridge just saw his case for a max deal get stronger.
you have to admit, it’s a pretty convincing case that LMA is worth about 12-13 average. I mean, if Bargnani gets 10…
draft the stache
I'm not so sure
If KP sees those deals out there, it may not be worth insulting LMA with a smaller deal.
Even KP doesn’t want a drawn out contract negotiation this summer, when he knows LMA will get a big contract anyway.
And it gets to a point
Where that extra 2, 3 million is near-meaningless to us, cap wise, and means a lot to the player and his ego.
I'd give LMA 15-17 mil a year
i mean, come on. Hedo is getting 11 a year for 5 years and he is OLD.
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
whatever the max is
just give it to him. who cares about a couple million when you’re talking about the 2nd half of our franchise, ya know?
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
LaMarcus is not the 2nd half of our franchise
We have 1 player who is even in the vicinity of being a franchise player right now, not 2.
That said, he might get the max, although I think he will make a bit less. He’s said he understands if Roy gets more than he does.
but at this point he’s at best an average defender, a poor rebounder, and an inefficient scorer. While we can argue that he does a lot for the team, he is not a member of the NBA’s elite.
David West has similar production and makes less than ten million per season.
draft the stache
by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
probably not.
i just think he is a big part of our franchise, and it doesn’t hurt us to give him a max deal, that’s all.
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
he doesnt need or deserve a max deal
frankly..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm just saying if Andrea is getting 10 a year
why insult LMA with an offer of 12 million a year? Give him a little bonus money. Plus that looks great in the future to players thinking about coming here. It says that Paul Allen will take care of you financially if you perform well.
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
you should only pay fair market value
overpaying for players makes you look like a sucker not a good place to go. Knicks always overpay and no one goes there
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe not in 2010
Might be a few dudes there, regardless of team quality.
Players like teams that overpay. You just gotta pick WHICH guys to overpay.
We overpaid the wrong dudes before, and it took years to fix. Ya can’t do that.
I don't think overpaying LMA will be too bad of a thing
As long as we’re sure we want to keep him.
He’s young enough, has a good attitude, and is a skilled big. Overpaying him won’t likely hurt us. He’ll always have value.
Paying a guy no one likes, like Z-Bo, both personality wise and on the court, is a bad idea.
I heard a radio interview with Steve Aschburner this morning.
He commented that Brandon Roy is, “the closest thing Portland has to a star.”
ouch.. how bout he IS portlands Star
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant about him, specifically
I figured LMA would get a bigger deal than him anyways just because one is a near-All Star, the other is a near-bust
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depends on how you define "bust"
Bargnani is a legitimate (albeit mediocre) NBA starter who has had a number of big games. He’s a really tough matchup for a lot of teams. Of course, he makes LMA look like an awesome rebounder and defender.
But yes, LMA will certainly get a bigger deal than Bargs, which is why Andrea getting 10 mil had to have LMA seeing big time $$ in his eyes.
He's had a number of big games because he plays in the EAST!
If LMA could play that many games against East teams he’d be a HOF lock by now
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The East is just as good as the West at this point
The East had 3 of the 4 best teams last year, plus it only had one of the 6 worst teams in the league (Kings, Clips, Wiz, Thunder, Wolves, Grizz). The West was still stronger in the middle, but overall there really wasn’t much difference between the two conferences.
Bargnani’s not great by any means, but to suggest his modest successes are due to playing in the East is frankly absurd.
The East's PF's tho are not even close to the quality of the ones in the West
That’s what I was getting at
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The distribution of teams is different in the conferences
Think of it like this
Tier 1: 60 win (or close) teams
Cavs, Lakers, Celtics, Magic: Advantage East
Tier 2: 48 win + teams:
Den, SA, Blazers, Rockets, Mavs, NO, Utah :Advantage West
Tier 3: 30 win + teams:
Hawks, Heat, Sunds, Pacers, Bulls, Bobcats, Nets, Bucks, Raptors, Knicks: Advantage East
Tier 4: Crappy teams:
Warriors, Grizziles, Clips, “Thunder”, Wizards, Kings: Disadvantage West:
The East had more great teams, the West more good teams, the East more average teams and the West more crappy teams. But I don’t think that this is the same as saying that the quality of the leagues are the same.
He's not a BAD player
He’s just not better than mediocre. If he wasn’t drafted #1 by that team, and that team and its GM didn’t desperately want to defend that pick, I doubt he’d both not get the 5/50, but also not get the amount of playing and development time he has gotten to put up mediocre numbers.
15/5 is bad for a PF/C, but he plays more like a SF, so it isn’t horrible. It’s fine. He just can’t defend ANYONE, and isn’t that dynamic on offense.
Hedo is the upside of Bargnani (not to use another Euro just because he’s a Euro, but it sorta fits). Hedo wasn’t always a decent playmaker, he was purty Bargnani-ish but without the #1 draft status. Bargnani can put the ball on the floor decently enough, but doesn’t create for others. He’s a jumpshooter mostly, and like any jumpshooter who is a decent shooter, he is capable of getting hot and putting up 30+ for a night.
For a 7 footer with skills, he isn’t that great. But, he’s alright. He is a bonafide starter on a so-so team. He isn’t worthy of scorn, unless compared to other #1 picks, but we can be happy he got picked there and not our guys.
The weirdest part of the signing, is that they’re paying both Bargnani, and the upside of Bargnani in Hedo, the same amount of money. It is funny.
Mortimer
Jake doesn't say anything incorrect, really
LMA needs to take less jumpers, rebound better, and many of us overrate him.
I think his potential to improve is maybe more than what Jake thinks, and I love LMA’s post game and see that to continue to improve. I especially like how much power he displayed that he hadn’t before, this recent season.
He still takes WAY too many jumpers (especially considering how completely effective he is inside, no matter who guards him), and is a bad defensive rebounder. He doesn’t challenge drivers enough inside. He needs to have more confidence that he is a strong man playing against people he is better than, and not a skinny kid trying to match up to strong men.
Jake clearly points out the NOW of LMA, and that many of us overrate the now. I think he’ll continue to get quite a bit better though. My formula is smart + athletic + skilled + works hard = will continue to improve and fulfill their potential.
Mortimer
BEdge shouldn't delete any post...
Just put a section below the fanshots called: "Uber Lame FanPosts: Read at your own demise "
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actually i do...
if i see one that will get deleted, i’ll write “this is the worst fanpost ever”
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it’s crazy. Last year, almost no one read the fanshots, it was all about the fanposts. Now, I barely even read the fanposts and I’m constantly scanning the fanshots.
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yeah, i just hope people don't start posting stoopid stuff in the fanshots...there's a couple today
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Usually the fanshots get repeated a ton.
I am free from that criticism today because I posted a repeat link in the JD not another fanshot!
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
Lebron's Ego + the Clear will make his head explode

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it be awesome if someone gets a hold of that Crawford dunk on LBJ
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i mean, people get dunked on all the time...why is he being such a bitch
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Courtney Lee just dunked on him in the playoffs (about the way Rudy dunked on Howard)
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All of your comments are gonna be deleted soon.
Start using Zach instead.
“Why is he being such a Zach?”
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
nah, i don't think i've ever been deleted...
i got blackmail pics of all the MODs…one day, i will post it on the JD…it will be the greatest JD ever…
i’m just trying to write a script so that they can’t delete the JD when it comes out.
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I can blackmail prez but I've had comments deleted.
Not fair :(
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
sureeeeeeee....i saw that your other arm had LBJ tatoo on it
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i am...but the BRP tats are only for the ladies of BEdge...ask Bfan1, she has one
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i dont know
that salary is awfully tempting
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
UR PATHETIC!!!!!!! just like your sad face profile:) :* :(
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L-Train, "nice" = "please don't stalk me"
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hahhaa, he already knows but sometimes you can't get through someone who is smitten
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I'm sure there are men that want him
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oh yeah, MOrty
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by broyposse on Jul 8, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm sure one of his teammates does.
Just like Sasha wants Kobe.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
IT'S WALLY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wopeVyuGRPg
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
In case someone is wondering
The D-League roster the Blazers will play in their last summer league game. Love Jeffers, a team should give him a shot http://bit.ly/5ZKJj
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Bayno said GO is about 280....losing fat but keeping muscle...I thought he was 280 during the season?
275 would be ideal imo
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He was listed at 285
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Which would be a BMI of 28.4 :)
Underweight = <18.5
Normal weight = 18.5-24.9
Overweight = 25-29.9
Obesity = BMI of 30 or greater
(yeah, i know BMI is outdated and limited and doesn’t give accurate results for athletes or extreme sizes)
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my BMI is 30 because of one of my appendage
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like i said, i'm half black...the bottom half...
your pinwheel tat wouldn’t fit on one of my dumplings
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have you seen X's pinwheel tat in person????
DO YOU EVEN WATCH BASKETBALL OR EAT DIMSUM Chalupa kING?!?!?!?!?!
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HAVE YOU SEEN MY DUMPLINGS IN PERSON?!?!?!?!
I’ve been in Eugene for 5 years, so I haven’t been able to eat dim sum in a long time :(
they dont' have a goo dim sum place in eugene?
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that sounds good...dim sum with happy ending
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I don't think there are any dim sum restaurants in Eugene.
Almost all of the Asian restaurants down here are pretty sketch anyways. It’s ok because I’m finally moving back to Portland at the end of August. Then I can eat all the pho and dim sum I want!
OMG!!!!
CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH???
I am so jealous.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
How can I be an ex if I never have anything to do with him?
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
Right.
But I am never gonna have anything to do with him. I can’t believe you think I am that desperate. JEEZ BRP!
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
i'm not saying you are desperate...more like you are a playa playa
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ
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interesting
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
also...hate to tell you this...
but no one reads that site;)
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hahahah s4e had to find a new home...poor guy
i PREDICT he will be back after summer league
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hahahah i'm just saying i don't want that big of a dumpling but almost
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it's not about my dumplings, it's about my Eggroll
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your tat pulls "creme with sum yung gai"
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You shouldn't hold one of your kids on your arm while on the scale
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Villanueva, Gordon and Wallace have officially signed with their new teams
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He heard there was a great Doner Kebab stand in Memphis
For the record, the Doner Kebab stand next to my subway stop in Hamburg was heaven.
For the record
nothing, and I mean nothing, I have ever eaten has screwed with my intestinal well-being like Doner Kebab.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 8, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Bigs always look awesome in summer league as well
Honestly, the only big I can remember who looked confident and good in summer league, was LMA that one year.
it’s him literally kicking balls out of bounds. It’s brutal. He’s getting dominated by Hungry Hungry Hibbert and Bob Swift.
draft the stache
by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
thank the Orlando announcers. They have great nicknames.
They’re currently discussing a Herbert vs. Bob Swift footrace.
draft the stache
This feed is HILARIOUS
Who would win in a footrace, Hungry Hungry Hibbert or Bob Swift? Or would we all die of old age waiting for them to reach the finish line?
I seriously cracked up. This guy is the best basketball announcer EVER. He does a mean Bill Walton impression too.
“Throw it down, Gabe Pruitt!”
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I would love it
If Tony Luftman were more like this, he would have a job today.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Halftime and pre/post-game, it'd be cool
During the game, I want stats, observations, real stuff.
I TAKE MY GAME SERIOUSLY.
Not at all
They ain’t serious, which is part of the problem.
But, they don’t intrude enough to really bug me. And I’m a huge homer anyways.
Calabro is incredible as well.
All Blazer broadcasters are on one year deals, renewed every April, so it wouldn’t be that hard to get new guys.
draft the stache
Yeah, I like him too
I didn’t know the announcers were STILL on one year deals.
I thought that ended with Steve Patterson left.
really? I remember Wheeler referencing his option getting picked up in April, felt like it was implied.I dunno.
draft the stache
I haven't heard mention of it since the dark days
When Patterson made that the rule, one year deals only, to keep people in line.
I was under the ASSUMPTION it changed, but who knows.
agreed in full.. calabro is the ish
i wish our announcers got more excited.. not having a heart attack wheels style but like gus johnson or kevin harlan
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I understand that, really.
But there’s nothing better than listening to Bill Walton become a cariacature of himself, spewing his time-honored catchphrases over and over.
“Terrible!”
“Throw it down, big man!”
“It helps to be tall to play this game.”
Etc.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Birdman got a 5 year deal, backloaded and worth up to $26 mil
5 years is a bit scary for him, but next year he’ll make 3.65 mil, which is still amazing value for Denver.
I know I'd be fine if we did that deal
I just don’t think he’ll be much use at the end of it, since he’s all-athlete.
But, it’s still peanuts.
He came late in the league, and wasted a year with his suspension
For him I like that deal, and for Denver it’s okay
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are these the same announcers that you guys were talking about yesterday?
Why can't we all just get along?
He is a dead homeless man killed by a serial killer practicing his craft version of Ben Gordon.
by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, it's crazy watching someone as un-good as him actually shoot a team out of a game
I never understood why Byron Scott wouldn’t yank him out of the game when he tried to win it on his own. With Chris Paul right there.
Brown has been useful in past years, but last year he was absolutely horrible
Scott played him nearly 900 minutes, which is at least 800 more than he should have gotten.
but but but he played for san antonio, that means he is good right?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
nohinrichnohinrichnohinrichnohinrichnohinrichnohinrichnohinrichnohinrichnohinrichnohinrichnohinrichnohinrichnohinrich
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Nah, he's chill on ice yo
I dunno what that means, but he’s all Steve Blake is but better.
Better offense, better off the ball player, better playmaker, better pick n’ roll, better penetration, better mid-range, etc etc.
And his defense is a billion times better, just because he’s more athletic. Steve tries, and I love Steve, but he just isn’t athletic enough for today’s PG.
Hinrich’s offense isn’t a huge upgrade, but it is an upgrade, and his defense is enough of an upgrade as it is.
THAT’s why he is trendy. He is potentially VERY available for cheap, and he fits what we got going, but better.
I'd be willing to see and find out
I don’t think their chemistry was something insurmountable for a new player.
Blake waited for the open pass from Roy, they didn’t do a lot of two man game. Hinrich can do that in his first practice.
Now is that because of Blake, or is it possibly because of Roy, or maybe because of Nate?
Gotta be fair, it can’t be all on the one person who’s liked the least
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I'm not blaming anyone
Blake plays as well as he can.
I just think Hinrich can do what Blake does, thereby fitting the current system, but do it better.
And offer greater defense.
There is no one to blame, I don’t think.
and he’d enable us to keep cap space for a second move.
My freedarko side says Marvin Williams,but a backup big would be nice as well… the option for a forward is open with getting Hinrich.
draft the stache
Plus, this is Oregon… our lack of diversity demands that we keep a minimum number of White players on the roster at all times
If Dunleavy comes back
Troy Murphy at C, Hansbrough at PF, Dunleavy at SF/SG, Granger at SG/SF, and Deiner at PG.
It brings a tear to my eye. SO MANY PLAYERS WITH THE HEART OF A CHAMPION.
little known fact: Granger was all set to go to Yale to play hoops before New Mexico offered him a scholorship late in the game
he would have owned the Ivy League to an insane degree
Ibrahim Jabber (now playing professionally in Bulgaria) was an absolute dominating player in that league… and NBA all-star would have been more dominant than an in-prime MJ was in the NBA.
also little known fact: Granger thought about Cornell for about 1 second
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grandmother of Nick Danger
America’s Only Detective. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
They should have signed the other veteran guard from Olympiakos, Lynn Greer
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They have not heard of Von Wafer?
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They don't watch the games in the West.
Paxson goes to sleep at 9pm East coast time, so he doesn’t see our tip offs.
what other kind of Sonics fan is there?
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Competitive roster/rotation?
Kidd – Barea – Beaubois
Howard – Terry – Q. Ross
Marion – Howard – George – Gelabale (summer league team)
Dirk – Bass? – Singleton? – Nivins? (summer league team)
Dampier (huge S&T chip next season) – Gortat – Hollins
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You forgot Stackhouse
we all know he’s just going back to the Mav’s once he’s bought out again…
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How many times can one player do this before the league steps in?
Mark Cuban wouldn't listen anyway.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
It seems that the Dallas Mavericks might pass on Brandon Bass and use Shawn Marion in the role ...
of a backup combo forward sixth man, which is what the team did with Antawn Jamison in the 2003-2004 season.
It, moreover, is practially a given that Shawne Williams and Devean George will soon be released; also, Antoine Wright might be traded elsewhere — especially in light of the Quinton Ross signing — perhaps even to the Memphis Grizzlies in the pending three-team sign-and-trade deal centered around Marion.
Jannero Pargo signs with Chicago
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Hey Mortimer
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Quotes from WTLC:
that was an ugly brick and mullens rebound attempt was even worse
TALENT
didnt say he didnt
just amazing how bad he sucks that his own teammates are doing during the action not even in time outs or stoppages.
happened twice already. worked out better than when livingston tried the same thing with Mullens, Mullens blew it so Livingston stole the ball back, jammed and yelled at mullens. hilarious.
draft the stache
it’s almost beautiful…. a previous bust beating out the current bust. circle of sucky sonic centers, if you will.
draft the stache
where are petro and sene to fight for a board
and both break in half
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably already asked but
anyone with Insider know where the Blazers ranked on Ford’s offseason ranker dealio?
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
18. Portland Trail Blazers
Key additions: None
Key subtractions: Sergio Rodriguez
In limbo: Channing Frye (U), Raef LaFrentz (U)
Kevin Pritchard is the most active GM in the league. That’s why it’s such a shock to be wondering what he’s up to on July 8. The team made a huge pitch to Hedo Turkoglu but was left at the altar for the more cosmopolitan Raptors. The Blazers’ draft was a disappointment, as well. Pritchard tried to move up high in the draft but couldn’t. He ended up taking Spanish forward Victor Claver, who won’t play in the league for at least the next two years.
The Blazers are saying they’ll be patient. They have cap room and could make a run at David Lee. Or they could sit back and try to be a trade partner for a team trying to clear room. But for a team that came out of the gates saying it had the green light to “go for it” and make a major upgrade, the early results are disappointing.
Why can't we all just get along?
are you serious? 18 as in 18th from the top as in not likely a playoff team?
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
ahh, gotcha
yeh, well to be truthful we haven’t really done THAT much, so that makes sense.
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
Mhm, the Pargo deal puts the Bulls in or at least dangerously close to the luxury tax ($69.92 million)
Signed:
Brad Miller – $12,250,000
Luol Deng – $10,365,000
Kirk Hinrich – $9,500,000
Jerome James – $ 6,600,000
Tim Thomas – $6,466,600
John Salmons – $6,429,151
Derrick Rose – $5,184,480
Tyrus Thomas – $4,743,598
Joakim Noah – $2,445,680
TOTAL for 9 players above = $63,984,509
To be Signed:
James Johnson – $1,594,080 (120% of rookie scale)
Taj Gibson – $1,039,800 (120% of rookie scale)
Aaron Gray – $1,000,497 (Qualifying Offer)
Anthony Roberson – $855,189 (Unguaranteed; Guaranteed date: July 10)
DeMarcus Nelson – $736,420 (Unguaranteed)
TOTAL for 14 players above = $69,210,495
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I'm asking if these are your nefarious sources... or just a prediction
but after predicting MJ, I don’t doubt either
definitely nefarious and still sketchy sources
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not me, I don't
The same sources said BRP’s dumplings and eggroll could pull more chicks than my tat
HAH!
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and it was right...we all have witnesses at BEdge night
HAH to YOUR FACE!!!! – Mortimer
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by broyposse on Jul 8, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
in my defense
I was meerly a troll then, not even a full-fledged member of Bedge, so I had no game to work with the posters of the fairer sex.. Still, I did score info from that Megan chick that I think is Twggy’s besty
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by The X-man on Jul 8, 2009 3:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
simply "Hinrich"
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
You could link to the worst fight scene ever to honor Captain Kirk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM
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RealGM? Or was that Olive?
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He is probably Quick's source, or vice versa
#JasonQuickhasnosources
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wasnt his source from Charlotte
their beat reporter who told him his idea was garbage? that was funny
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish they would show the announcers instead of the game.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
I've been listening for 3 minutes
and I’m already wondering if the NBA knows these guys are saying this stuff.
It’s sure entertaining though.
Blake and Outlaw in a sign and trade for Lee?
Lee plays half his minutes at the three and half backing up Aldridge?
Webster moves to the two?
Bayless and Rudy and Roy our new PG rotation?
hmmmm…
"Tough times don't last. Tough people do."
-Chauncey Billups
If we move Pryz in favor of Lee
We’re removing one of the best center defenders in the league for a guy who can rebound and put the ball back in the hoop nice, which is something we already do really well— with the guy who is one of the best defenders being the guy who does that as well.
Picking Lee over Pryz would be a mistake, to me. He isn’t very good.
Lee turned himself into an excellent pick and roll finisher last season as well
Przy is still more valuable to the Blazers though.
What he does, he does do well
So I don’t mean to discount him too much, but when a guy only rebounds and scores, and is a big man, it just doesn’t help that much.
When it replaces Joel, at least.
Przy plays 15 minutes if Oden becomes Oden...if i were him, i opt out...so i can get my last Hedo contract
so if he does, Blazers should move him
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Yeah, but back up bigs is ALWAYS valuable
I’d rather have the luxury of Joel playing 13 minutes (which I think he’ll be reduced to), over the no-defense-whatsoever-and-wanting-a-big-role in Lee.
I would rather have a series of one dimensional post defenders backing up Oden
Over an offensive player like Lee.
but if we can get something for Pryz before he becomes a free agent, shouldn't we?
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i'm not arguing your points, i find them astonishingly valid...but we got to protect the team, as much as Pryz gotta protect his family/future
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It's a good question
I’ll wait and see how Oden is this year before I decide.
Even if Oden is great, having a GREAT backup like Joel is not a luxury I soon part with.
If we hve another serviceable big, I could see moving Joel to a team that needs a center, to avoid losing him to free agency.
I'd rather have good, solid role players as backups
Over a “star” like Lee. He won’t be happy being a backup, he will get killed during his center minutes as always, and continue to get killed at PF.
why are you talking to yourself !??!?!?!
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YOU ARE OLD...memory is fading...
i can call you a dick and you will never remember it…
it’s awesome
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that's really unfortunate...i dream of other things
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Daydreams are voluntary... as in wanted.
Why would you say that something you want is sad and pathetic? You really do self-deprecate!
your such a big celebrity now, it's gonna be hard to volunteer for my daydreams
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I thought it went decently (I had a good time anyway and there weren't any real awkward moments)
Apparently she didn’t have as much fun though, as she never called me back when I left her a message after the 2nd date.
yeah, that's my take on the subject as well
at least call/email me and say no.
Whatevs though, I’ve moved on. Gotta find another date though.
I'll bet the women reading this thread are thinking,
“Guys never call when they don’t want to or aren’t interested. Why should we?”
My take is that if you go on a 2nd date with someone and then they express interest in a 3rd date...
… its rude to not respond in any way. A 2 sentence “thanks but no thanks” email would have sufficed.
Not a big deal, but that’s my take.
If she is I hope she is dead.
She’s human garbage, just like Federer.
by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Like Megan Fox admitting she is bisexual and dreams of Olivia Wilde, born Olivia Cockburn?
Nope, I’m not making that up
“I could see myself in a relationship with a girl – Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megan_Fox
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivia_Wilde
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Mort thinks she looks sticky and trailer trash.
Something like that… can’t remember but he’s mentioned it before.
not olivia wilde
yea he doesnt like megan fox..
but see megan fox is like I would hit and never introduce her to my mom hot. kinda like pamela anderson back in the day.. hot but not like take her home to meet the parents hot. Olivia Wilde is meet my mom hot
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
At first I bought into the whole Megan Fox thing.
Now I just see her as plastic and over sexual. Nasty.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
nah she is hot
in a filthy kinda way..
ever see christina aguileras dirty video..
thats what i imagine megan fox is like all the time. i mean.. i WOULD but at the same time.. not permanently
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I think she looks boring
And I watch House, and her character is annoying.
She is fine. Just skinny and plain.
To me. My wife thinks she’s pretty.
she's got an amazing face
so does keira knightley
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
why?
curious?
she has the body of skinny boy?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
you talkin
bout Wilde? or Kneightley? Wilde does for sure
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
really its much the other way around for me
i notice knieghtleys teeth and teenage boy body
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilde's body looks mostly natural
Kneightley just looks starving.
Here are my pet peeves when objectifying actresses/stars: Plastic surgery (they GOTTA look natural), and being overly skinny.
I HATE it.
Sometimes, someone can be unattractice to me for other reasons. I think Kneightley is gross, but Wilde is just boring to me. Not offensive to my senses.
except lara flynn boyle
she is HOT HOT HOT
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
She can't act
pouts ALL THE TIME
has an annoying voice
ruins perfectly good stories just by being in them
has the body of a skinny boy
i could go on and on.
REC
If I wanted to have relations with a skinny boy I’d be a homosexual.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
I can't see Lee as a 3 at any time on a good team.
Especially not on our team, where we got some actual 3’s.
I also don’t think Lee is a starter on a good team, but that’s just me.
I wish they would make a spot with Monta Ellis, Z-Bo and Jason Richardson talking about traffic safety
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And Darius.
He can talk about the importance of using your turn signals.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
And to be sure to pay your gas bill at the gas station
Or the local columnist will nitpick you to death over it.
Stealing gas admittedly is pretty pathetic
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This probably fits in better with yesterday's "ugly clothes" JD, but there you have it...

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
if i wasn't yellow, i would hate the color yellow
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Random observation:
I used to believe the worst movie I had ever seen was Master of Disguise.
Master of Disguise has slipped to #2 behind House Bunny.
Reno, Nevada is west of Los Angeles.
I have not.
Reno, Nevada is west of Los Angeles.
by RenoBlazerFan on Jul 8, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
wha!@??!!??!?!
House Bunny was funny…
the part where she says someones name really low so that she can remember it??? hahah that made the movie…
“hi my name is Reno”
“RENOOOO”
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The worst movie I've ever seen in my life was ...
Cabin Boy, which starred the annoying Chris Elliot.
AK, you really should be a Welcome to Loud City contributor. I’m sure they would really appreciate your style..lol. You are the antithesis of their blogger.
draft the stache
Oddly, I actually like the movie ...
Vegas Vacation. Anyway, I haven’t read enough of Mr. Pappagorgio’s work to get a good handle on his overall style. I’m guessing he’s more of an optimist, though.
Anyway, in honor of Jannero Pargo signing with the Chicago Bulls — which should cause a tidal wave of an awesome move — and the Seattle SuperSonics, here’s an old comment of mine from May of 2008 wherein I suggest “Captain” Kirk Hinrich making his way out to the Emerald City.
“If the Chicago Bulls select Derrick Rose with the 1st pick in the 2008 NBA Draft, then the Sam Presti should offer Chris Wilcox and Luke Ridnour to John Paxson for Kirk Hinrich — whose base-year compensation status doesn’t expire until 7/1/2008 — and some scrub who’d be salary filler (e.g., Cedric Simmons).
With a taller floor general like Hinrich on the Seattle SuperSonics, Presti could be more comfortable with drafting an undersized shooting guard in Jerryd Bayless. Although Bayless could eventually progress into a legitimate playmaker — which was the case with Chauncey Billups’ career — that’s not an automatic thing.
Meanwhile, though, Bayless would be best utilized playing off the ball in the backcourt alongside a proficient distributor — who’s a stout one-on-one perimeter defender, too — ergo, Hinrich is the perfect target. Of course, that’s just one of many hypothetical situations that could play out within the next several weeks."
http://www.supersonicsoul.com/2008/05/4.html
As you can clearly see, I wasn’t high on Jerryd Bayless even then. I made more comments about Bayless later in that thread, too.
“Jerryd Bayless, whose closest comparison right now is Monta Ellis, has several question marks — such as his porous defense and inability to facilitate an offense — thus, I’m not at all sold on him. Bayless would need to be paired with a backcourt partner like Kirk Hinrich, so as to mask his flaws; otherwise, he’d be exposed at the NBA level.
Anyhow, O.J. Mayo is definitely the most talented combo guard available in the 2008 NBA Draft — as Bayless sucks on defense, Russell Westbrook is raw offensively, and Eric Gordon has a limited skill set — nonetheless, he’s got a ton of red flags concerning character issues. Yet, due to today’s events, I’d be satisfied with a backcourt duo of Mayo and Earl Watson.
I, however, expect that the Minnesota Timberwolves will select Mayo — despite its need for a defensive-minded interior presence like Brook Lopez to team with Al Jefferson on the frontline — even though there’s already an undersized shooting guard (i.e., Rashad McCants) and a combo guard (i.e., Randy Foye) on the roster.
In all likelihood, Mayo’s immense potential — and, of course, tag as “best player available” (a.k.a., BPA) at the 3rd pick — will win over Glen Taylor, Kevin McHale, et al. That, therefore, will place Sam Presti in a very, very precarious position. […] it’ll be interesting to see Presti choose a direction."
Ah, the memories.
by AK1984 on Jul 8, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
w/ev you took your fiancee to that after the American Idol live show in 2002, skipping out on the Blazer's playoff games
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are you sure? i mean it was kelly at her skinniest.. and anderson varajeo was good in that movie
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
The worst best movie of all time
The Straight Story. it has a 95% fresh rating on RottenTomatoes but i thought it was ridiculously boring.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Jack, I'll never let go
She lets go.
THE END
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
hey fat girl..
how bout we switch for a bit.. you can float without holding onto anything…
umm no, how bout i stay warm, and you swim and try not to steal anything you hooligan
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Spider Man III was mind numbing
But the worst movie ever is still Plan 9 From Outer Space. Though it’s so bad it’s funny again.
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When does that movie about a talking donkey with Ice T as the voice of the donkey come out again?
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
The Nick Fazekas Foul Watch is on
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
i want to know which user on SB Nation has the most comments.
pookeyguru has like 31,000 i think that’s the most i’ve seen. anyone know of somebody with more than that? just curious.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
That probably is the tops
I used to think that TiH+Dragline had the most, but they aren’t even close to PG
p.s. BYE IM LEAVING
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
lets go eat sometime hem im down with that.
maybe prez can tag along. or i can come to your place and we can play wii all night and watch live free or die hard.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahahh and then i have to do "Ear muffs" for him during bad scenes from Die Hard
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are you in town? i'm thinking Oregon Park bball next week when it's sunny again...
appel’s been on my azz about it like fly on shit…
so i gotta show him my real.baller. moves soon
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You better not get yourself banned!
I would miss you.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
i won't!!! i will miss you dearly too...
i can’t get banned unless warned…and the site rules allow me to say a few poopy mouth words….
and if they ban me, i can sue them for discrimination since where i was born, those words are legit, and my dad owns SBN
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Good to hear.
I almost got in trouble for my sig so be careful!
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
really??? from who?
i have a bad case of typing and talking to coworkers at the same time so some stuff accidentally spill out…
i usually don’t say those things
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these suckers don't realize how easy it is to edit some text.
don’t even have to use photoshop! just a few quick fingerstrokes and BAM
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
yeah i just got back
but im heading to Cali the first week of August so we should get on it right when the sun breaks out!
PREZ IS GONNA BAN YOU HEM!! OMG.
ok im out for real this time, peace.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The biggest manufactured controversy of the day:
“LeBron and Nike stole the tape!”
or
“The Indiana Pacers are a bunch of white guys!”
don't talk about white guys playing basketball
There was a fanpost about that earlier that got deleted
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
wait, whiteys are allowed to play basketball? FOR SHAME NBA
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Larry Bird ruined it for all of us
If there was no Bird, a team every year wouldn’t waste a draft pick on The Next Larry Bird.
Now I know where the term "stick figure" is coming from

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the purple dress on the right is hot...esp with the black boots
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Her face is like,
I am a scared 15 year old girl, malnourished and beaten I ran away from home at 12. I have lived on scraps and generous offerings for three years.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
Or salad and cocaine and amphetamines.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
Equally true.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
it's the pic...it's actually shiny gold so it would work
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yep, and my eye says you would look fab in that getup
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Those are two ugly chicks.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
they are actually doing the "fast walk" away from Prez
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neither is smiling enough to be on the train
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
they both need to eat a sandwich or something
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
dude, i cleaned out my paintball bag yesterday
and found an unopened pack of sunflower seeds that expired in january of 2008
it scared me
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
I bet it was a
Mortissassin
Those are the worst
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Poor girls...
I don’t know what is worse, looking terminally ill or the fact that they won’t eat anything so they can continue to look that way. I think it’s probably worse not being able to enjoy food…
Mrs Elgin
is 5’5" and looks a lot better at 130 lbs then she does at 110 lbs.
She’s pretty fine either way though! Happily, – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
Lol, Raptors fans are defending the Bargnani deal as a bargain since he will soon be a 20/7 player
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
they all think hes a beast because he was good for the last half of the season
Why can't we all just get along?
Yeah, he is also better than LMA
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
Just checked his splits on Basketball Reference
Before the allstar break, he was as milquetoasty as ever, and then after it he was pretty red hot. Shot 45% from 3 point land. Rebounding and everything else stayed the same— bad.
19/5 since the allstar break. It’s just 23 games though, so it could just be a hot streak.
That’s the question, I guess.
I think its legit improvement coupled with an unsustainable hot streak
Bargnani’s 3 point shooting will continue to be useful and he’ll continue to cause matchup problems for opposing defenses. However, he’ll also continue to be awful on the glass and on D.
Yeah, he's a useful player
He isn’t Bustnani.
Most of his season was the same ol’ same ol’, is the problem.
He should be a 40% shooter from deep over the long run.
Over a stretch of 12 games on March
He shot over 50% from 3 point land, and averaged 20/6. That boosted his stats a lot.
Did they just overpay because of a 12 game stretch? It wouldn’t be the first time.
The last 6 games of April
Were more vintagey-Bargs than March was.
He was always streaky, so is it “it came together and clicked for good”, or a hot streak.
Man, those type of decisions are tough.
The jumps in percentages from month to month though
Are worrisome for the Raptors.
He’s younger than I thought though… I thought he was 25 already. He’ll only be 24 foor the season. He’s really young, could keep improving his offensive game.
Why do they hate Bosh so much?
Whenever I’ve ever gone to Raptors board, they hate Bosh.
It is weird.
I don’t think he’s a franchise player who wins games on his own, but he’s the best they got…
they are Canadian
so their delusions are worth .62 American delusions
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
My theory: It's Shavlik :)
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"it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"
by The Arkitect on Jul 8, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
How's the junk crowd?
I get off Bedge to write some thank you notes and go to the bank and BAM
I’m 500 comments behind.
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
riiiight
you should be sending me a thank-you card for sharing about the Dunkgate crap you pulled. You’re worse than LeBron.
Of course, I layed it up over you, not dunk.
Guess that would make it LayupGate?
Hmm. Either way I deserve a thank-you card.
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
for NOT sharing
someone stole my word.
kinda’ like I stole the ball from you at least 3 times.
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
wha?!??!?! when i miss in shootaround and you grab it, it doesn't mean you get a steal
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We know that you would go to the end of the world for us.
Would you mind staying there a little longer next time?
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
I see why you never answered my ad hominem comment.
You’re getting so lambasted, mine is really lame in comparison.
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I emailed you prez
Oh wait, you already knew that
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
I emailed you cloudydays
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Tomorrow at work I'll e-mail someone...
I’ll randomly pick a profile and send an e-mail. Be on the lookout.
Email me Prez...
cuz i got you on BLOCK!!!!
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interesting
BRP is [rooster]blocking you too?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Have you guys seen this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_artest
Artest has been a subject of frequent controversy. In his rookie season with the Chicago Bulls, he was criticized for applying for a job at Circuit City in order to get an employee discount.2425 He once attended a practice with the Indiana Pacers in a bath robe.26 He was suspended for two games in the early 2004–05 season by Pacers coach Rick Carlisle after he allegedly asked for a month off because he was tired from promoting an R&B album for the group Allure on his production label.24 Artest had also been suspended for three games in 2003 for destroying a television camera at Madison Square Garden, and for four games for a confrontation with Miami Heat coach Pat Riley in 2003.24 He has also been suspended several times for flagrant fouls.24
In the Washington, D.C. area, “Gilbertology” is the name given to Arenas’s unorthodox behavior on and off the court, first coined by former Wizards head coach Eddie Jordan. After being criticized for shooting too much as a point guard, Arenas would play games nearly without shooting at all, and then score at will the next game.
While with the Warriors, he once took a shower at halftime in full uniform.24 Before every game he would take a teammate’s jersey and hide it in the locker room to make him look for it. Warriors teammate Adonal Foyle called him a “lunatic,” and Troy Murphy said he used to lick or put baby powder on donuts he was forced to deliver to the team as a prank.25
Arenas has been said to play online poker during the halftime of games26, instead of resting or preparing for the second half. He disputes the accuracy of these stories, saying he was misquoted. Arenas says he does not play for money nor does he play online; instead, he plays on a DVD game of poker. On road trips, he will often eschew team outings on the town in favor of sitting in his room, ordering products from infomercials, such as a colon cleanser.27 In the same interview he said he preferred sleeping on the couch rather than on his bed, and that he once ate 12 cheeseburgers while on a road trip with the Wizards in Canada.
During the 2003–04 season, Arenas tried to vote himself into the All-Star game, trading a pair of shoes and a jersey for a box of ballots.3
At the Wizards’ first home game of the 2006–07 season (November 4, 2006), during the introductions, Arenas came out wearing a blue robe with a hood, looking like a boxer. He was supposed to resemble a “wizard.”31
During the 2006 NBA season, he began to shout the word “hibachi” as he took field goal attempts in games, explaining, “You know, a hibachi grill gets real hot. That’s what my shot’s like, so I’ve been calling it that: ‘Welcome to the hibachi’.” He has also stated that while he is scoring on opponents, he is “cooking chicken and shrimp” in reference to his “Hibachi grill,” and that if his opponent wanted to double-team him, he would “cook fillet mignon” as well.33
On December 23, 2006, Arenas told The Washington Post he had begun replacing “hibachi” with the phrase “quality shots,” a direct reference to Kobe Bryant who had felt Arenas’ shot selection was questionable and that he seemingly lacked a conscience. “Out of that whole game I probably took two bad shots,” Arenas would respond. “And for me not to have a conscience? You’re right. When you’re an assassin, you don’t have a conscience.” Nonetheless, Kobe stated that Gilbert Arenas is one of the most difficult players to guard in the NBA.34
According to Gilbert Arenas’s blog, he predicted that he would hit the game winner against the Utah Jazz on January 15, 2007.36
IT'S YUMMMMMY.
by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 8, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is hilarious.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
Oh dear.
I forgot Dennis Rodman played in the British Basketball League for three games.
Ugh.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
i love gil
and he is a very nice guy. eccentric yes, but always in a playful way, never in a meanspirited one. I cant tell you how many times he did nice/weird things for me.. of course part of that is because he was given everything after he got famous..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
he's got to be Tom's favorite player based on this article alone!
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
I sent you an e-mail Cablinasian
(This is e-mail your favorite BEdgers night)
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i emailed you foo!!! and lets just say bow4meow is mad!!!
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Huh?
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
i emailed you cuz bow4meow wanted to frame the flowchart...
i needed the original resolution or pdf….
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Sorry to both of you, didn't see something from you, Google spam filter maybe then I never get it in my inbox
I emailed with him a while ago after he inquired. The chart in full resolution is linked in the permanent links of the site down to the right, I even paid to get the hosting accounts extended. But I plan to update it at the end of this month to reflect the draft – and maybe if a deal is done until then. I wrote that already in the mail so he doesn’t have to do or even pay for it twice.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
hit me up buttercup....but make sure you are alone...once you see my email, you will take off your clothes
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
TEACH ME THE WAYS BRP
TEACH ME!
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
be married and non threatening
and talk about your eggroll
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
oh game?
he has game? hahaha.. interesting..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
i was thinking something else....
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
are we supposed to?
im particular about who i give mine out too..
unless its my junk email address. everyone can have that..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
right
i mean i suppose i could put on on there..
as long as its not my reg one.. dont wanna get spammed by the ladies.. since I have many leather bound books and my house smells of rich mahoghany
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
i have email addresses
want them?
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
am i supposed to be thankful or just nod knowingly?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
nah.. i was funny.. i got 92 recs.. :)
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
it was when you thanked me before reading the medal
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I read the medal.
It was a sarcastic thank you. You should know that about me by now.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
i think you said thank you
and THEN read it.. and was mad at yourself for getting PLAYED
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You can always setup your new email address to forward all it's mail to your main email account.
That way you don’t have to reveal your real email, bedgers can still send you messages, and you don’t have to log on to multiple email accounts.
if you do, his real email is
igotsooomanyladyfriendsbutneverbeenkissed@mismatch.com
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 8, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
no no.. i am not the mirror.. talk to me over here..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't count.
But by the way…I found proof that TLC was my favorite group in 3rd grade and No Scrubs was my favorite song. That has nothing to do with anything but I needed to prove you wrong.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
wrong about what? we agreed you actually knew who TLC was.. thats a good thing
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn.
I coulda swore you said I was too young? That must have been Aaliyah…
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
Well that sucks.
But I have proof anyway, so that counts for something.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
sure you were into music at 13..
got my first CD at 13.. got Dr Dre’s The Chronic.. i stole Doggystyle later.. bad kid
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The Chronic is a great way to start
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
alright kids...gotta go ball...
xoxoxoxoxoxo
- theBrownCP3
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
just pointing out the fallacy in BRPs logic
that is all.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
McDyess to San An
3 years 15 mil
per ric bucher
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
That is quite a long time if all years are guaranteed
Spurs are getting serious about giving Duncan some rest
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
apparently
how long till someone fanshots?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
i dont leave the JD very often
its sad outside.. i no wanna leave
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 8, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
SurjeeohRawdreegizz
WHERE U AT?
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions
No, I'm currently in... how you say, denial?
Sacramento, I hear, smells poorly. I frown upon this.
by SurrjeeohRawdreegizz on Jul 8, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
This is what I tell myself every day.
The cruel McMillan has imprisoned me for far too long.
by SurrjeeohRawdreegizz on Jul 8, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
dang, you're good.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Timbo already linked Artest's new jersey above. But what he didn't mention is that Artest chose the unusual #37

Reportedly it’s a tribute to Michael Jackson: The number of weeks Thriller was the No 1 album
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
I have listened to that song like 5 times
just because it is so horrible.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
I call dibs on next JD.
i’m almost done with it, anyone want JD part 2 this evening?
...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...
yessir
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
nice sig
I approve
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
SHAWTY
CHICA
BOO
oaijvaiovnadsvioa
that’s what i call her
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
yeah right
oaijvaiovnadsvioa
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
L
:)
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i like it when you call me B
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Why?
It’s short for Zach. This doesn’t make sense since I can’t say the real B-word.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
Hatred is so sexy
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
YES SHUTUP NOW PLEASE
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I loooooove the comment the author made.
Yes, it is all over the internet. That means we don’t need a fanpost about it, especially since it is already a fanshot!
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
LOL
Welcome to Blazers Edge. It’s always been like this ever since I started coming here since May 2007.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
They should just combine the features of the two (videos now also possible in FanPosts anyway) and throw away the FanShots interface
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
I like them both
I wish people just knew how to use them Norskie.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I renamed the fanshots
Norskshots. He should be the only one allowed to make them.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
Cmon
I’m sure you could make one once in awhile. :P
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
They know how to use them
They just don’t scroll down to the fanshots, and thus everything gets repeated. And then Ben puts the big news on the frontpage.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
Yeah I wish we could move the fanshots around, they're a bit hidden.
Perhaps it’s time to bump the fanpost number back down to 10 in my settings. hrm.
LOL
I have everything set to 50. I don’t care about all the stupid fanposts here. I don’t read them anyway. Now, StR, I can live without it now too. It has to grab me at the title, or I have to know the person. Otherwise I won’t bother to read it.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
not enough ♥ used in today's JD
I ♥ you all.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

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