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Junk Drawer 7/7/09 - Ugly Clothes


I'm watching a replay of yesterday's Courtside and Wendell Maxey has on an ugly shirt.  He also has a neat Oden article on his webthingy.

My wife hates it when I wear my Red Green shirt.  I think it's funny and she is just being mean.  I used to watch Red Green all the time.  That show is funny.

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via www.redgreenshop.com

Do you have an ugly shirt that you like and no one else seems to care for?

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Mayhem was at the table next to me at CPK yesterday

He is a loud ‘loud talker.’

I said to my house guest, ‘Hey, that’s a MMA guy’, and they whipped their heads around so fast that lots of other people turned around. Kids these days know nothing about discretion.

by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 6:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Jason Miller rules. He's insane, but he rules.

Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.

by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will finish the secret message

“Children”

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 6:10 AM PDT reply actions  

It was troops

I was going to go with that or “Why does Jacob hate LMA?” I guess I made the wrong choice.

by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah man, I just read that and was going to write troops.

 Why did you have to spoil it? What was the prize?

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 6:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry about that

I guess it is for the best that it didn’t work. I don’t know why Mortimer hates ‘em. I just don’t want him to get hurt.

by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mortimer is a big boy

 He can take care of his own bidness.

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I also thought about going with

“Dance Academy”….or “All Male revue”

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

From main page "efficient martial arts master ducks his blows and delivers 92 shots to the jejunum."

Sorry Tom….he loves me more

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 6:30 AM PDT reply actions  

I don't doubt it

I’m really trying to embrace the thorn in the side role here at BE.

by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope it festers but pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease don't get banned.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jul 7, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the mods are getting soft

We haven’t banned anyone in over 28 hours.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yo yo yo

step up your game yo.

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many comments have i had deleted?

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta bribe a mod dawg

or just email him.

(he will even gossip with you!)

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's hard to say

you have like 98 screen names though.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So there's a magic IP comparison button, eh?

Sweet. I tried to delete my mysterious third identity, but I couldn’t find a delete account button.

by Sheed On The Loading Dock on Jul 7, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

third identity?

don’t you mean 13th identity? ;-p

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

as if you didn't have enough stalker tools at your disposal already

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh you're right, i didn't actually click to see who you are

yeah, your latest one you created is kinda’ disturbing.

i thought you avoided that stuff.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

me gusta tu user name

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

por que?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooooooooooooh

nublado is what i was always taught

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

is there a way you could show a screen shot

of what the “list of all identities” looks like without actually blowing someone’s cover? major curiosity going on.

by Sheed On The Loading Dock on Jul 7, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

no ...

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh i get it

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

the prez impersonater one?

hahah that was funny back when you did it. it was kinda’….spooky.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

can't wait for my O Live impersonator

to come on here with his “cloudygays” username

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that you have an impersonator says things about that person

Only a desperate fool would impersonate you.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

But, I suppose it makes sense

It’s probably just a ploy to get to Roybot anyway.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

hi?

Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.

by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello Roybot Fan Club President.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh espetar!

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bibby signs a three year, 18 million deal with Atlanta.

 Would he have been worth it at that price for our team?

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 6:37 AM PDT reply actions  

And Odom wants 10 million, which the Lakers will not offer.

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

i don't know

i just don’t see him as a huge upgrade over Blake

by medmelon on Jul 7, 2009 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oops, I just made a fanshot for that

And no, I don’t want Bibby. He is really just an expensive Blake at this point in time.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I write these things it is done on the assumption that you have already created a fanshot based on the event five seconds earlier.

 This is the way in which Blazer’s Edge works.

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

You should try natto

It took my two years to come up with an avatar and sig
and this is the best I could come up with.

by einman77 on Jul 7, 2009 6:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

I think I might have had that. I’m not sure though.

by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would be an experience that sticks with you.

It took my two years to come up with an avatar and sig
and this is the best I could come up with.

by einman77 on Jul 7, 2009 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

i love chinchulines

Before and after cooking.

They’re the small intestine of the cow, twisted together and grilled in the barbecue. Great stuff, although some people find them really gross.

by medmelon on Jul 7, 2009 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Almost seems like chitlins.

I’ve only had tripe.

by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Check it out and tell me if you still think you know about it.

If you want to know how to pick up Japanese women, here’s a crash course. That’s just a spoof, but that’s how a lot of the TV is here. Needless to say, I don’t have one.

It took my two years to come up with an avatar and sig
and this is the best I could come up with.

by einman77 on Jul 7, 2009 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I think a lot of Japanese food started out on a dare.

by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Red Green is one of the better shows out there.

It takes a Canadian to really be funny. Americans just aren’t as good at it. And apparently it takes a Canadian to be Steve Nash. Alas, poor Sergio never had a chance….

μὴ φοβοῦ, μόνον πίστευε.

Blazersedge.com || New to Blazers' Edge?

by T Darkstar on Jul 7, 2009 6:54 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

just different humor

In general, americans have to tear down others to make a joke, whereas canadians don’t have to hurt someone’s feelings just to be funny.

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll give you kids in the hall

but I will raise you a dave chapelle

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tour de France

Astana team has just started the team timetrial. Let’s see if this time they don’t leave Contador behind…

by medmelon on Jul 7, 2009 7:55 AM PDT reply actions  

TdF - where amazing happens

Armstrong is virtual yellow jersey pending the second half of the stage. Don’t think he’ll keep it after the Pyrenees, but you gotta hand it to the guy, what an effort, 38 years old, 3 years off cycling but comes back in cracking form.

by medmelon on Jul 7, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you really think Lance is clean? I don’t know what to think, but then again, I hate watching people ride bikes AND wearing rubber bracelets, so maybe I just don’t care enough.

He has a cool story though—coming back from cancer to become a dominant athlete and to punk Cheryl Crow… I like it.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Jul 7, 2009 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be honest

I don’t have a clue. I try to think he’s clean, but then again, doping used to be so widespread in cycling a few years back, plus he used to work with Michele Ferrari…who knows?

BTW, the stage is over, and he didn’t get the jersey for a tenth of a second. What a pity, it would have been nice to see him wearing it again.

by medmelon on Jul 7, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cycling is like baseball in that respect, only it’s harder for most people to get into and is fringe sport in this country, especially for spectators. Kind’ve like going on a bike ride with Barry Bonds and A-Rod…

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Jul 7, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he's clean.

WAAAAY too many tests now…..and I just don’t think you can cheat with the biological passports. If your blood profile shows anything beyond a normal range, you sit until it comes into range. Plus blood is kept for future tests…..the downside is simply too big for him.

Too bad he missed the yellow jersey by less than a second.

by antediluvian on Jul 7, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well if he DID cheat

He’s the best cheater of all time and still deserves to keep his awards.

If anyone was gonna get caught, it is him. EVERYONE be tryin’ to get him caught!

The perfect crime.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of trophy do you think he would get if they gave out the "Best Cheater Award?"

I am imagining something that is poop brown and is roughly the size of your pinky. Would you be required to give a speech or some kind of statement after winning said award?

“I would just like to thank my supplier, my whizzinator, and my dog for supplying false bloodwork so that I could cheat and cheat and ultimately win this award.”

Can I get a headband? One for my peeps, one for the fans in the really cheap seats, one for my momma, one for the mayor, and if you wanna get down with the players, YOU GOTTA GET A HEADBAND!

by peseme16 on Jul 7, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hypercolor T-Shirts.

I always wished my parents had bought me a hypercolor shirt, but they didn’t. Now that I look back, I’m happy they didn’t.

I’m also happy that they didn’t let me grow a rat tail. I definitely wanted one of those too.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Jul 7, 2009 8:28 AM PDT reply actions  

So is anyone watching the MJ Memorial today?

I have it on at my desk. Where was all this support when he was being charged? It really makes me sad.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Jul 7, 2009 8:58 AM PDT reply actions  

nope

we were discussing earlier the unbelievable amount some people were paying for tickets on ebay

how’s it look like?

by medmelon on Jul 7, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy

And being at the Staples center, there is bound to be a riot or something. I think it’s going to be interesting, I hope people stay calm.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Jul 7, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they burn it down

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

thank god you arent innundated with 24 hour news coverage

of what Kobe and Magic had to say. I swear i cant listen to the radio without hearing their speeches 100 times

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't interest me at all.

 But watching his family squeeze the last precious pennies out of him is certainly entertaining.

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't interest lots of people I suppose.

It’s a total media circus. I just think that it’s really sad how these “fans” are coming through by the millions now that he’s passed away.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Jul 7, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

The facebook reaction following his death was astounding.

 The media portrays him as a monster, a paedophile, someone not fit to be a human being and we lap it up like candy for years. Now, after he is dead and long after he has done anything meaningful, we mourn his death on mass. This monster. The hypocracy of people is truly amazing.

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Everyone just forgot the last 20 years.

by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he died after the Bad album

If he was gonna die young ANYWAY, I wish he woulda’ died then.

Happy memories and we all don’t questionably love him ever more.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked some stuff off of Dangerous. Even a track or two off HIStory.

But yah, it definitely overall dropped off after Bad.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Jul 7, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember liking some Dangerous too

But him being far gone and too weird and broken had already taken shape.

I’d rather he went out still on top, without the creepy questions.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

dangerous is really

when he started to withdraw.. some songs are there are like why dont you love me, oh wait, leave me alone

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Simmons mentioned this in the Klosterman podcast. Great listen, especially because Klosterman calls Simmons out on the Dunleavy thing.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never read Klosterman's books, but I like his POV on things

The reaction by the general public makes sense. Any time a huge celebrity passes away, all past sins are forgiven. What’s more shocking is how two-faced members of the media and music industry have been. Where was all this support and introspection on his life the past 10 years?

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 7, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

The American media is hypocritical? Never.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I KNOW RIGHT

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 7, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

You guys just blew my mind

I wish I was still in college so I could write a paper about biase in the mass media!!!!!

Instead, I have to live with my thesis on how Miley Cyrus is ugly :-(

It woulda’ done better if I graduated college when she was famous, and not before. They thought I was just picking on Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter for ironic value, but I wasn’t. I WASN’T.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Funny—my thesis was on how Billy Ray Cyrus’ seed would breed pop excellence. I got an A+, but my teacher was Ryan Seacrest, so I didn’t really feel like I earned it.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Jul 7, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are a true visionary

While I was trying to warn the world, you accepted the inevitable and profited from it.

Bravo!

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I try hard to see the potential in every celebrity's loins...

It blew Seacrest’s mind though. He actually left academia to chase his crazy dream of producing the worst yet most popular TV programming known to man.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Jul 7, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was basically Gary Glitter with more hits.

That and he had more money and didn’t get convicted.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Jul 7, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Sweetney is back on the Knicks summer league roster

Giving hope to overweight players everywhere. Sean May thanks you.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 9:20 AM PDT reply actions  

This

Blogging at RidiculousUpside, where my terrible writing meets people's eyes.

by Aisander D on Jul 7, 2009 9:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for the Courtside link, Tom.

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Jul 7, 2009 9:44 AM PDT reply actions  

And why wasn't POI one of the "grosser than gross" options?

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Jul 7, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

...... or parsnips???

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Jul 7, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Lima beans are good, parsnips suck.

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Jul 7, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do not dare insult Parsnips!

 Roasted in french mustard and honey til crispy, my heaven. Or Parsnip crisps. Either one is good.

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've had mashed celery in Norway.

 Nothing to report really, bland. Mashed swede and carrot is a staple of my family.

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

In happy, fun-time news.

 The Palin for President tour continues. A video interview on the beach (No bikini)

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 9:46 AM PDT reply actions  

http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/7/7/940725/greg-prefers-candyce-over-conley

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 9:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Ummm-hummmmm.... Accident...... Right!

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Jul 7, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just googled "Where's Waldo"

And that’s one of the top 3 photo suggestions.

by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

I love it.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Jul 7, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Greg in Hawaii

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 9:53 AM PDT reply actions  

If I was him

I would dye my temples grey, just for effect.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

He has the bigger boobs

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well done, G.O., well done.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Jul 7, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait, is that Greg's daughter or a lady friend?

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Jul 7, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

He won her, in a game of chance

Greg can do the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sooo... neither then?

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Jul 7, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOTH

That’s the best part.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

She was kidnapped from him and forced into the adult film industry

Just like the film HARDCORE, starring George C. Scott, but in real life stars Greg Wayne Oden.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would that've been counted as a steal or a block?

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Jul 7, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

How about a new stat column called "Steals of the Heart"?

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Jul 7, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the advanced stat

SoTHER

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’ve been dating for quite a while. She’s actually older than him by a few years.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

GROSS

By Prez’s standards she is a cougar then.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping someone would hit the softball I lobbed across the plate.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

it took about two minutes. Well done team.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

You just made me barf in my pants

Greg’s just using her for her social security checks.

He’s just biding his time, and when she dies, he gets her house. THE PERFECT CRIME.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just happy he isn't into some weird guys or girls

She looks like she can keep him grounded and motivated, but also has her own life and doesn’t take crap from him.

Yeah, I can do psychological profiles from holiday pictures.

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by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is my favorite pic

Fun Factoid: Greg wrote this in the sand himself, but he didn’t use his hands or his feet.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

hahah yeah, i would do that too since i'm half black...bottom half

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

REC

Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.

by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's usually how I write things too

I’m also half black, although I’m pretty sure it’s my left half. I curve

I want Greg Oden to tuck me in at night and tell me stories about the old times

by Juiceman76 on Jul 7, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant he wrote it with his nose

Why are people racist against noses?!?!

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your comment is there, but the picture is missing

I keep refreshing to see if it’ll pop up again. That happened once with one of MiledAnimal’s pictures.

by Corvid on Jul 7, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt it, the only mod that comes in here is Prez.

Um.

Pretend I’m not here.

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by T Darkstar on Jul 7, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

not there for me too...

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was a pic of you and Prez on the beach

watup qb

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why'd you have to go there?

Seriously, we were alone on that beach!

by Quik_Baller on Jul 7, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

no

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your FACE doesn't work

You guys need up optimize your quad levels on your computers, the zinthrox aptitude mixers is broke!

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

why must people spell their names wrong? WHYYYYY?

Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.

by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

She was named after Andrew Dice Clay

It is pronounced Can-Dice, like a pair of dice.

So, it is spelled right.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT IT HAS A Y IN IT!

Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.

by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Worked for me that time

Wonder if it’ll stick around.

by Corvid on Jul 7, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they broke up?

And the pic disappearing is telling us sumthin :-(

Poor Greg, He needs our love more than ever right now!

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posting and Toasting is excited about Darko in NY. So am I… the possibilities are endless.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Here's two:

Possibility 1: D’Antoni’s system actually makes Darko a productive player

Possibility 2: If #1 doesn’t happen, MSG explodes from the matter/anti-matter like reaction of D’Antoni with a player that can’t produce. Seriously, he turned Chris Duhon into a decent NBA pg.

by Quik_Baller on Jul 7, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm telling everyone

If Darko remains in the NBA and doesn’t take a less lucrative Euro offer, he will have a Prrzybilla-esque renewed career in the near future.

He’s already a good defender, shot blocker, rebounder, much better than Joel was at the same age and point in his career.

Darko as a #2 pick in the 2003 draft is bad, Darko as a role playin big man could be real good.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

especially with D’Antoni.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

pretty sure Mort is serious. Darko is underrated because he was picked ahead of Carmelo, Wade, and Bosh.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kwame sucks though

Not just for a #1 pick, he just is a big body. Useful enough, but not good.

Darko is feisty and reboundy and shot blocky and dunky.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm... I've seen him play, and didn't like it.

Then I see the stats here and I still don’t like it.

17 mins/g on the Grizz?
4.5 rebs/g?
horrible FT %
sometimes a good FG%
otherwise, nothing’s jumping out at me

I say meh.

by Quik_Baller on Jul 7, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I watch him

I see a good rebounder, a TOUGH defender who doesn’t take no guff, and a good shot blocker.

A role player, not a #2 pick. A GOOD role player though.

He’ll never be a star, so don’t get me wrong, but a better-than-Joel role player. I was hoping we’d snag him as a replacement for Joel in the long run, because that’s the type of role I think Darko will be good in.

His negatives are bad FT%, and he seems pretty annoying. He’s got a chip on his shoulder, which is good in games, but makes people around him think he is annoying. I don’t think that’s so bad in someone who just turned 24.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brown

is a surprisingly good pick and roll defender

beyond that he sucks

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's got the mobility for that?

I believe ya, I just always saw him as so plodding. And those HANDS. Enough can’t be said about those hands.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

it surprised me

that he had a skill, but that is it

the hands are really bad

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

MJ was really good looking fellow before all the surgery

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he looked cool!

Nicely shaped afro, good lookin’ guy.

If he hated his nose so, I wish he stopped muckin’ with it around pre-Thriller. Still looked natural then.

The dude was BROKEN. No fixing him.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

His father probably had a lot to do with that

His first nose job was still good (definitely for how far the technology and experience with that procedure (I would assume open) was at that time. Then it quickly went downhill. And his claims that he was getting white due to vitiligo where a bit too much.

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by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, if he had white patches from the disease

Why not fill it in with a more natural brown color?

And claiming he only had 2 surgeries… see, with him, I worry that he believes it.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I agree

His dad/parents broke him, it appears. Some people can handle that abuse and be okay later, but MJ wasn’t one of them it seems. And then he’s so rich he can do whatever crazy thing he wants, and hire people around him who don’t tell him no and help him do the crazy stuff he wants to do… etc.

BAD PARENTS RUIN THE WORLD.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

From what I heard the first rhinoplasty was botched and created breathing problems for him that were never fully correctable

Also, from what I understand, the topical treatments for his vitiligo accelerated the skin color deterioration

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Jul 7, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmmm-hmmmmmmm. Right.

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by timbo on Jul 7, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeap, his dad when Michael was growing up used to tell him his nose was ugly

by shoothoop on Jul 7, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

watup snakes, how was your 4th?

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

pretty good

no big news to report though

by jksnake99 on Jul 7, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I loved it when Bayno said that Greg going back to Ohio State was a really good thing. There were a lot of people angry at Greg for making the decision… but it was the right one.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't it BEFORE he got in the gym though?

One last hurrah before it is a decade of working out and no fun at all EVER.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it was...he looked slim

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

he was good this year, sans fouls.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean actually, really good though

So that I don’t have to half-heartedly defend the Oden pick to all my friends.

by jksnake99 on Jul 7, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, if he hadn’t been in foul trouble this year, he would have been at 15/10, 14/9 territory. I don’t think you need to defend that. Plus, he’ll be better than he was last year by default.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mort had a great point yesterday: Bayno taught Zach how to play in the low post. If Greg gets that type of game, watch out. Add in his improved conditioning, lighter weight…

I know what you mean. I want him to be good.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did I say that?

Someone else did I think, but it’s a good point.

If he is in shape, which it sounds like he is, he’ll be very good next year. The more actual SKILL he adds, the better.

Because, obviously, he was raw as cookie dough with no real post moves whatsoever (the hook shot was a premature baby, it wasn’t ready to be born yet), and still was effective. Just needed to stay on the floor!

And if he’s in shape, he should be able to. He won’t be perfect, or what Oden will eventually be next season, but by staying on the floor he’ll be very good.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, I bet jscot said it.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have said how happy and less worried I am that Bayno is there

Oden on his own makes me worry, but I remain optimistic.

Bayno there makes me no worry no cry no NUTHIN’. Bayno is the man. Players love him and always improve under him, especially one with the natural gifts that Oden has.

I got friends at Loyola who are annoyed with Bayno because he recruited these players and then left ‘em, but I’m a Blazer fan. Screw Loyola!

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

LMA improved remarkably this season around the beginning of February, about the same time that Bayno returned to the team.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think a coach like that

Who isn’t a big man but knows the secrets of being a big man, is better than having a former player who was a big man. Most of the time, anyways.

Usually, great players can’t break down why they are great. An outside observer is better at it.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

LMA had no post game to speak of, but Bayno did a great job giving him a few fluid moves. Oden already has a pretty decent short-range jumper… I think he has good touch. If Bayno can just give him two moves, his weight alone would make them impossible to stop.

Apparently Bayno really wants to get Oden to LA to participate in the UCLA scrimmages. That would be nice.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's a big thing that makes me think Oden will be better than Howard

His TOUCH is SOFT, like Z-Bo, whereas Howard has the touch of stone.

His weight and size alone made him a Dunky-Kong, so a few moves he can feel CONFIDENT in (which he didn’t appear all season) will mean a lot. He can get whatever post position he wants, and he has great hands. Confidence in the lil’ baby jump hook will open everything up for us.

I mean, we all saw how he was doubled every game, even with no post moves. He’s just too big. He also handled the doubles well, and hardly turned it over when passing it. He’s always been doubled though, so I guess he’s had practice at it.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that if “hockey assists” were kept track of, Oden would have rated very well last year.

I just want Greg to have three basic moves: face up for jump shot, up and under, and baby hook.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

BAM

That’s all he needs.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

and the requisite

monster two-handed jam.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Jul 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I would trade

up and under for drop step

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on guys

I like Oden too, but Howard is so much better of an athlete than Oden at this point. Maybe Oden gets back close to that level but who knows?

Also, Oden had a grand total of one assist after the Maggette injury. He is a solid passer but his hands were just awful last year. It was painful to watch at times.

by jksnake99 on Jul 7, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never said Greg would be better than Dwight. I’ll let Mort respond to that.

As far as the defense and athleticism, I won’t judge until this coming season.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this next season is huge

Another injury would be very damaging to his pysche, and he NEEDS to be in shape to show what he can do, and what he really needs to work on.

I know I underrated how out of shape he’d be, but I also didn’t know how much they limited his lower body work outs.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait, Jake is here?

To say he had one assist after blah blah? I almost added that to prevent him from noting it. :-) What does that stat even mean, when he wasn’t asked to do that? It’s just an oddity stat. It would matter more if it applied to Bayless more than it does to Oden, when Oden had a very good turnover rate from his passes.

His HANDS were good. His technique was not. Bringing the ball low and whatnot.

Obviously many of my predictions are reliant on Oden being in good shape, and based on how all recent micro sufferers have recovered.

He knows what to do defensively, but was too out of shape. Once he is in shape, BAM, he’s set.

And OBVIOUSLY Howard is a better athlete right now. But Oden is quite a bit bigger, still very athletic for his size, and stand to get more athletic as he gets back in shape and continue to recover from micro. Perhaps Howard always wins the more athletic contest, but Oden has better passing, hands, and touch around the basket to go along with a much bigger body.

Howard is a finisher, while Oden has the potential to be a guy you can pass to and he can find the open man, like he was doing before the Maggette injury.

It’s a thing only time will tell, but I’m very confident that if he is in shape, he’ll be good this season. And then he’ll keep adding skill and experience as he does on.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also 100% know

I cannot reasonably defend my thinking that Oden will be better than Howard.

There is nothing besides predictions based on my amateur scouting that fuel this belief. So, I know I can’t ever prove it until he is actually better than Howard, if it ever happens.

At the very least, I think he’s been blessed with too much goodness, and he can’t help but be a very good center.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt Greg

will ever be the weakside defender that Howard is, but I think his man to man D will be better.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

greg's weakside was pretty good at Ohio State

hopefully he can return back to form and more

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

it should be good

but Dwight’s is near the top of the league

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's true

But hell, weakside defense is overrated anywho.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, scouts marveled at his ability to make opponents try weird triple-pump fakes in fear of getting swatted

I would so love to add a player like Gerald Wallace to the mix. Put Batum and Joel in the second unit, and we can name the Blazers the SWAT Team.

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by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the biggest thing that he was set back in

In college, he would OWN his hoop, but this season he was tentative about blocking shots, which I think could be for a variety of reasons.

Foul trouble, slow instincts from the lost year, bad reactions from being out of shape, etc.

I know he has it in him though, since we saw it before. Like with most of the problems, I think the solution is being in shape.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

let's hope JQ is wrong yet again

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be sweet

if players would stop doing the showy all or nothing volleyball spike blocks.

a block is pretty overrated when it does not result in a change of possession

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nic is pretty good at pinning the ball against the board

So was Greg in college.

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by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love those blocks

THAT is owning someone. Pin it against the board, and take it away.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

my fav block

is where you just take it away.

ala Laphonso Ellis at 1:16 of this clip.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally remember that

I knew exactly which block ya meant.

I LOVE that one.

Blocks that lead to a change in possession should count as a steal as well, if they don’t.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Eaton had a sweet one like it as well

I can’t find it on youtube, but basically a short point guard came in and Mark just raised his hands and took it away without even trying. Completely nonchalant.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

there was another great one

where jordan was trailing a guy like nic does and instead of pinning it against the glass he went up and caught it and just stood there waiting for the guy to turn around.. genius

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was in college!

The instincts are there, as is the body. He’s still more than athletic enough to be one, even if there is a drop off.

I hope his man to man D is better, because Howard is really overrated there.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howard

has a pretty high center of gravity

I think Greg will be fine to good on weakside,but not as good as Howard

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't expect LMA to be so good at that to cover for someone else

I see LMA as a guy who blocks some shots with his length, but not a shotblocker.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Howard is so overrated on defense, how do you explain...

… Orlando being the #1 defensive team in the NBA?

Are Hedo and Lewis that good?

by jksnake99 on Jul 7, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

overrated on man-to-man post defense is what I think Mort was trying to say.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howard is the DPOY and deservedly so

I can’t consider him overrated in any part of his D.

by jksnake99 on Jul 7, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's been lazy there this season and in the past

Plus showing on screen and rolls.

SVG complained about it a few times, and watching Howard he’ll Shaq it sometimes.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howard is a great anchor for a defense

Quick reactions, very athletic.

He is no KG though. DPOY goes to whoever gets the most blocks or the most press at the time of the voting; it is meaningless.

Wade was in the running as well, and his man to man isn’t good either.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howard was the anchor of the best defensive team in the league

I completely disagree that he is no KG. He will be the league’s best defender for years to come.

by jksnake99 on Jul 7, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has great inside presence with his size and athleticism

Does he come out to the perimeter to break up picks like KG? Steal the ball? I would say at least less often.

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by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough

However, I would say his overall defensive impact last season was greater than that of any other player.

by jksnake99 on Jul 7, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say, almost always

That is exactly what he doesn’t do. He doesn’t leave the basket area. He doesn’t give a lot of effort on man to man either, but it hardly comes up because there are hardly any good post scoring centers ANYWHERE, let alone the East.

Which is great for tending the goal, and he gets a lot of blocks, but it isn’t all he could do and all someone like KG can do.

Blocks are great, both for defending the basket and the mental impact it makes on the enemy team, but they’re way overrated.

Part of his lack of effort could be tied to not wanting to be in foul trouble and whatnot. That is understandable. I still say he is overrated as an actual defender (like, defending a person he is guarding), while he is great at blocking shots weakside.

Guys coming into the lane are likely scared of getting swatted by him, but I doubt any big men are scared of his defense.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know how I should put it

I think Dwight Howard is more Marcus Camby than he is Hakeem.

On defense. On offense, he is a bigger Amare, with no jumper. That’s pretty tough to beat though, but totally reliant on others (but most big men are, so that isn’t news).

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dwight Howard is Moses Malone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXZZDc27c28

Y’all will see Oregon’s own Bucky Buckwalter at the 1:33 mark here.

by AK1984 on Jul 7, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Courtside last night had Bayno talking.

He said now that Greg’s healed up from Mircofracture, he’ll sotp jump-stoping and bringing the ball down low. Apparently he didn’t get clearance to jump off of one leg, or something along those lines, until recently, and now they’re getting him up to speed. So that when he receives the ball of the Pick and Roll, he can just go up with it. That pleased me to no end. And I have no idea if I accurately described what I heard.

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by T Darkstar on Jul 7, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

is there a podcast of Courtside?

Bayno is really good one on one…having him name Oden as his project elates me to no end

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

subscribe to the blazers official podcast

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically all his releases should be higher giving him a better angle. And on drives, he will now be able to immediately take two steps and then rise with a knee up “Gasol-style” so defenders can’t block him easily while he hesitates and don’t take charges against him all the time.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I trust Bayno implicitly

But I think a lot of Blazer fans are burned after last season’s off-season hyping of Oden, and what he was doing in practice.

Everyone’s got a “i’ll believe it when I see it” mentality, which I can’t blame them for.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I put in Dave's last post

I do hope he looks mobile and better in shape come August/September. Gushing about how quick compared to other Cs and big he was already happened last year.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

One thing that confused me

Was Roy would go and say, repeatedly, that he sees Oden do this great stuff in practice, but Oden wouldn’t do it in games, and he would say it’s just Oden’s head.

So, maybe the micture of mental blockage and out of shapey-ness combined to create tentativeness.

Practices are more stop and start I bet, so he could catch his breath more easily.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bayno did mention that they talked a lot about basketball and life

Incl. with the strength trainer Greg knows since college.

I really hope he can mentor Greg a bit, and talk to him about what went wrong for him and what chances Greg has.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

True on the hyping....but

much of that hyping was done by those very same fans.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Jul 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't mean to make that opening paragraph sound so aggressive, Jake

You know I love ya!

I just meant to add the “1 assist” stat because I knew you would throw it in there, and so I thought it was funny when ya said it :-)

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

wuss

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't wanna bum him out of a nice debate is all

I didn’t re-read it before I posted it, don’t wanna make it seem more serious than it is.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he says being the head coach was hurting his health

It is vague what the health reasons are, and Loyola people are upset with him over it, both for the players and for the school.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

that seems silly

if the man cant do the job, he shouldnt. health is far more important. besides loyola sucks and will suck. TAKE THAT LOYOLA

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhh snap

I got Loyola here right now, and they are STEAMING mad but can’t do nuthin’ bout it.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

just like the fact

they go to LOYOLA MARYMOUNT!..
GET A BRAIN MORANS

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn’t it the stress from the job that he couldn’t handle?

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, that was supposedly a large part of it

I am fine with him coming back to the Blazers, I’d rather he was helping develop Oden over hanging with losers at Loyola.

But everyone I know from there (quite a bit, I guess) is mad at him and thinks he’s a jerk. Like, an actual jerk, not just a jerk for leaving.

But I could care less! Players love him, and I think they got sour grapes for him leaving and aren’t thinking as Blazer fans (which everyone should think as).

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

im gonna go lakers fan on you here

“haterz”

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

real.haters

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kobe Bryant and Magic Johnson on stage at the Michael Jackson funeral.

I could comment on this, but I fear that it may result in my lifetime ban.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Jul 7, 2009 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Magic said MJ helped him be a better basketball player

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

What a liar

The funeral thingy isn’t everyone trying to pretend he was normal, is it?

It sucks that the first black major performer on MTV and stuff was ashamed of being black.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, is there any way

That MJ’s young kids aren’t raised by the Jacksons?

Can we intervene before there’s another problem?

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not happening.

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

the parents arent together anymore are they?

they need to keep them kids away from Joe at all costs

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

jennifer hudson looks great that far along her pregnancy

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm dubious of the use of "Sound Track of My Life"

That’s seems to be thrown around by everyone in light of MJ. I know we all want to pretend we are the stars in our very own sitcom, but, someone’s death shouldn’t be the grounds for which you make claim to their music as a kind of backdrop to your life.

Only great heroes have their own theme music, per “I’m gonna get you sucka”.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 7, 2009 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Testing mobile post on iPhone

Did this work yo???

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 11:29 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Testing

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 11:30 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah

It really sucks.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just had to visit BE without an ad blocker. OMG, I had no idea.

Stupid Google Ads “Tired of Losing”, banners for “1000 of Russian Ladies” for marriage, “Debt Problems”

What a crap.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 11:42 AM PDT reply actions  

For long threads, I use Chrome over Firefox, so no adblock

I had sound on the other day, I couldn’t believe BE had an ad with sound on by default. Ouch.

by Timmay! on Jul 7, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to Loud City has more propaganda than Hitler and Stalin printed combined.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

What they saying?

My internet provider won’t recognize that team exists.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Saying that Durant is in the Wade/LeBron conversation, stuff along that vibe.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

’cept they say that Durant is there right now.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh, what can ya do

They got nuthin’ else!

Durant is more Danny Granger and pre-08-09 Kevin Martin. Just a very good scorer. Very good scorers don’t win if the scoring doesn’t help anyone else.

Right now though, they are happy he is so good, so you can’t blame ‘em for being so high on him. Over the years, they’ll see the problem with JUST being good at scoring as your primary ballhandler.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would probably take Granger instead until further notice

Good outside shot, good scoring from anywhere inside, and some defense and ballhandling and passing ability.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

on offense, Durant might be the best scorer in the league

unfortunately he might be the worst defender in the league too

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

In pure efficiency, Kevin Martin might be the best scorer.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This recent season though?

He had a ton of bad shooting nights. I had him on my fantasy team.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was dealing with injuries though

So I give him a free pass. He can do it again.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

statistically speaking, maybe

but I can’t think of a more “talented” scorer just in terms of physical tools.

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm not gonna argue it

too lazy to look up the stats

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just ate a pastrami samich w/ horseradish sauce

Cheetos too……Eating Cheetos make me have to wash my hand before using the restroom

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

thats right!!!

i had another screenname: who_ate_my_dog

then i got a bunch of dog lovin ladies following me so i had to re-sign up with broyposse

so i can get real bball feeds instead of news about dogs

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes

What’s the best way to get blood out of a carpet?

I had just tried to clean my infected big toe, and I didn’t realize it was bleeding while I was sitting here typing. Dumb.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s the best way to get blood out of a carpet?

Fire

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

but when I spill blood I always burn the place down after….that’s jus how I roll

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Use hydrogen peroxide. Test the carpet first to make sure it doesn't leach the color.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jul 7, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

hydrogen peroxide. It will come right out.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

my dog had nosebleeds as a young pup, so we had to learn pretty quick.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife's response:

Start with cold water (Do not use warm or hot water! It’ll set the stain).

Then use a carpet cleaner of your choice. My wife prefers one with the oxy-clean ingredient, as it works well to get organic substances out.

by Timmay! on Jul 7, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

the reason that oxyclean works is the same reason that hydrogen peroxide works.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It contains oxygen, duh. Although it should also contain ELECTROLYTES!

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you have 2 Tens for a Five??

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

acid?

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Mr. Wallace pay for a new carpet? Even a new bedroom with oak paneling?

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i watched a show about guys that clean up after homicides in NY

they use a solution of 10:1 H2O and bleach, not sure if how that doesn’t bleach out carpets but i think thats what they used

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, it worked!

I couldn’t find the hydrogen pyroxide, but luckily we had some Woolite spray thingy that had Oxy-clean in it (for some reason), and I did cold water and then sprayed the blood and scrubbed and it’s gone!

EVERYONE WAS RIGHT, we are amazing.

Thanks all!

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can’t remember what exactly it is, but hydrogen peroxide and Oxyclean both cause the same chemical reaction with blood. Works like magic.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think you should the house down

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot to type the word

burn….

I think I have zachin’ alziemers

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they get rid of

Did you know you can comment on Blazersedge from your phone or PDA? SB Nation has launched mobile commenting. Check it out next time you’re at the game or bar and have something to say.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch, when Dave posts something doesn't make sense in the subject line, then that plan seems pretty dead :)

As happened in the cap space 2010 plan, which was well thought out but is just very very unlikely.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't like his plan

I’d argue having Przybilla in the playoffs would be more important than having Battier start instead of Batum/Webs

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT UP BEDGE

I see Gregory found himself an older lady. +1 for him.

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

He's in it for her money

She has a nice pension because her first husband died in the war.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

does this mean we can re-sign him for the league minimum and make cap room for LeBron?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's gonna live like a king off of the 300 bucks a month

No way we can re-sign him at all, he’s done with basketball! He retired.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

even better

now we have a roster spot to work with!

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

watup

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothin much just enjoying my lunch

you?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this was an outside event

I woulda’ likely gone, just to see history.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

its completely clogged up downtown. I had to go up there this morning and had no idea what was going on. streets are closed businesses closed, people walking the streets all jaywalking.. what a clusterzach

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

Clusterzach. Nice.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Rear Echelon ClusterZach?

or just a regular

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orlando summer league off to a good start. Ryan Anderson is owning fools.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I haven't seen enough of him

But I saw him look good some games last season.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The throw-in to VC?

He was a nice pick last year. I prefer Nic and Lee, but he has a role in the NBA.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard this song on the radio this morning

not a one hit wonder

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

it looks like her legs are made out of cheddar cheese

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

What in the world?!

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

look at the video

it looks like he has his hand on a giant thing of string (cheddar) cheese

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I saw.

That’s why it was so funny because it really does look like that.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course it was funny

i said it

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was like...

the first funny thing you have ever said. Don’t push it.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

please

i could go back and find all of your “LOLs” in reply to my comments

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm laughing AT you

not with you.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is how close Hedo was to being a Blazer: he had already picked out a number, per Wheeler.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

86?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

86

to leave or get rid of something.

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hedo

86ed us

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meet Quick's Bobcats source. I give up.

http://blogs.charlotte.com/inside_the_nba/2009/07/bobcats-wont-throw-away-wallace.html

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd rather give up Rudy than Batum

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

why..

you thought Quick was actually legit? he writes for the same newspaper that PAYS john canzano…

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it'd be different

If Canzano worked for free and just sent in his columns every once in a while and the Oregonian printed the columns just to fill space. Like one of those crappy monthly local papers in suburbs.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wouldnt read his articles if they were in the penny saver.. but damn everyone tried to say Quick was a great beat writer, but really this wallace thing is piss poor journalism..

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thorpe being mean: Robert Swift may have the most ironic name in the league.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

they just zoomed in on their PR guy’s really white legs. lol.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are awesome.

I love how every once in a while they decide to actually mention the game.

“OH WOAH. TAKE IT EASY ROBERT!”

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA

“Let’s actually set the table for those of you that do care.”

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but I heard your mom is

Your mom, THE 2009 LAKERS CHAMPIONSHIP JOURNEY.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

I actually started watching this Lakers thing on NBA-TV, and it had Kobe telling Lamar that Rashard is on fire and they need to put out that fire, and Odom looked like the last place he wanted to be was on the bench getting scolded by Kobe.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

how DARE you

my mom is the clippers.. a loveable loser.. kinda like.. well… roybot

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not a loser.

:(

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You better be.

I am a winner.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

you certainly are

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Thank you.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

you sir, deserve at least 92 recs for this

so here’s one

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gave you one rec

89 to go

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

woo

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

so mean.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like he has 90 to go to me

where’d you learn how to count?!

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

you rec stealer!!!!

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol nicely done

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swift just had an awesome rejection.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

why is Swift playing summer league?

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

he wants a team to sign him for next season.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wants to learn how to play

professional basketball.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Jul 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

why cant Avery Johnson land a second job

seriously?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Jim Obrien

has a job and not a ton of success and he makes Avery seem like Adelmen

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm true.

I wish someone would give him a job cuz I hate listening to him on the t.v.

by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 7, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

true enough

maybe his hick accent is keeping him out of the game

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was probably guaranteed

a guest spot on Little People, Big World. But got screwed over and as a last resort became an analyst

by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wanted a lot of money, since he would have to stop drawing million dollar cheques from Cuban for the next season (had 2 years left)

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point

I forgot he had such a long contract

I would cash those checks too

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

who is jason rivera?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

i cant believe they just played chocolate rain

during a “commercial break”

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is the worst player in the league that is no longer on a rookie contract?

So someone who managed to parlay his play into a second or third multi-year deal.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Jaric?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kwame

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brendan Haywood Or Patrick O'Bryant

It has to be a center, though. Giving up skill for height.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 7, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is always

smush parker

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Collins brothers?

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think one of them

plays defense and lays down hard fouls

but at least 75% of the collin’s does not belong in the NBA

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

all right

74%

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, all they did was add mobile commenting?

It’s exactly the same otherwise. I had hoped for more.

by Timmay! on Jul 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

One-click tweeting

And I could actually insert images now in Safari

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wish the was auto-update

Refreshing the iPhone and scrolling is notoriously slow

by Timmay! on Jul 7, 2009 1:35 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

If you don't mind me asking

I’ve been wondering for quite some time… what on earth does tweet do exactly? How is it different from instant messaging?

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ola

it’s the same thing as a Facebook Status Update

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok, so a tweet is like

the little instant message Away status…but it is custom…

instant messages correlates all communication within a window…a twee does it within a website but mostly, it’s for status updates….

hope that made some sense…

if you really want to know how to “tweet” me, i’ll show you in person when i’m in spain

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can't even log in...seems busy

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

too many twits

hahaha

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

i gotta give you the Prez Lame-O-Meter score of 9

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly. Why do cool people have lame-o-meters anyway?!

That’s like “hot ice” or something.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you were trying to slam me

you should have said it’s ironic that prez has a lame-o-meter.

If that’s a case, than THAT is ironic: you look like a moron by trying to make me look like a moron by calling me and the L.O.M. an oxymoron.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

When have I ever tried to slam you?

If anything, I have always tried to advise you down the right path.

I don’t know if you remember, but I was very concerned for you when we learnt the name of the mods.

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't know, I thought maybe BRP was rubbing off on you.

He’s a dangerous dude to hang around with. I went to lunch with him one day and he tried to get me to mug 2 women, rob 1 bank, and shoot 5 homeless people just between his office and the place where we went to lunch.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of which...

my buddy just got a Porsche Cayman S and got $600 for racing it on Murray…

it was nice

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually for reals at be night he was pretty much just running around taking pics of people

i seem to remember he it think he had a pretty asian girl under each arm, no kidding. almost as wound up as blazermaniacandy

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

doood...that's low..comparing me to BMAndy...

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

just your energy level shoog

don’t get emotional on me baby

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, i'm not emo

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I’m so jealous I don’t get to go to those things. Medmelon and I have already talked about BE international, but I fear it’s in the distant future. We have to raise money to bring Dave over or something big like that :-)

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm far away as well

I’ll try to go to one, someday.

In the next year or to I am gonna go to Spain to do some stuff, so we can all have a Bedge-O get together then.

(Dunno dates or times, still working it out)

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

don’t over do those… spaniard are touchy about getting confused with mexicans!

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just do what we did

Have a big ol’ revolution so the Emperor of Mexico can’t boss you around anymore!

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

having Mortimer might be even bigger than hosting Dave… and for free too!

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no, I'm staying with you guys

I thought that was implied, I ain’t paying for a room.

I’ll stay in the barn with the burro, I don’t care.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I think we can find you an inflatable matress or something so that you don’t actually have to use the burro for warmth and comfort.

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it's... you know... all the same

I kinda sorta rather have some… “alone” time with the Burro…

(cough)

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh mortimer

what would mercury say if she knew this

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be on Medmelon's couch for 3 months

And I’ll berate DaniCBN in person as to why Sergio is a lesser talented PG when compared to other NBA PGs.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll tell DaniBCN to get his notes ready.

He really does love Sergio with a passion…. I’m in the indifferent club. I think he’s a lovely person, but as a player… well he still hasn’t shown much. He did play well at the end of this season.

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you actually know Dani?

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

He lives in Barcelona. Hence the BCN. I have never met any BEdgers.

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

how’d you find Bedge?

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went around Blazers blogs

but none of them stuck… and then I found BE. Bliss :-)

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Fanny

Are you spanish? Or are you an ExPat

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think some people think I hate Sergio

Which I don’t, I like what I know about HIM a lot, and his passing is really fun to watch. For a developing team like we were, and a really BAD team, he came at a perfect time.

He just didn’t really improve, and I hated how everyone else gets blamed for Sergio’s problems.

He inspires devotion I admire, I just think he’s a backup who needs to learn to be a backup. The way he dominates the ball and the style of a game, he’s still trying to play like a starter.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's not...don't listen to these roosterblockers

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol that settles it

I am not signing up for that either.

I have officially lost touch with my generation. I don’t have Facebook or anything similar, nor will I ever have it… and now I’m not getting this Twitter thingy either!

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don't? i thought we were friends

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

myspace!??!?!?!

that’s for kids under 13 and child molesters

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

and high schoolers

facebook is where the cool people go

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm assuming you don't have one then?

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

shzam

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow so cool

too bad i’ve already linked to my FB…

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

whaaa? who reads that?

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Apparently only me. If you read them, you might not have signed up. Like Mort would say: I’m not saying… I’m just saying…

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mort stole that from me, like everything else

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh it is..

unnecessary to the fullest extent

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh please appel, you tried to tweet me when i was gone

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahhaah

that’s nice. I was going to say “I”, but I didn’t want Prez to go crazy and accuse me of something…

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't worry, i knew what you meant;)

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i missed you too!!! i was in Philly livin' it up

did you celebrate our independence?

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

j/k

i was trying to steal away all your ladyfriends while you were gone

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope you are successful...really:)

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

he had plenty of success.

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

good luck sir

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll leave roybot to you and x-man

you guys can duke it out, or just have a 3 way cyber chat

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

just kidding

i know roybot can never love a man like she loves her shoes

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

haha

true.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol x man

when did he get involved?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it's hot in Madrid in the summer

and school is out. My mother is a teacher, and my father works in an other city and comes home for weekends…

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

you just have your sis? no other siblings?

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow....

what number are you in the line?

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

REALLY

that’s tough

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, you and i must break up then

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

never date the 1st or the last in a family...

and never be the first or the last to sleep with someone….

unless married of course

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

why? Except for the first to sleep with someone, that’s pretty obvious :)

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah thats my rule...

the family usually has way too high standards for the oldest kid…so the person that dates them is screwed…

the youngest gets to be the most protective by the family so you don’t want to deal with that either.

so it’s a good rule of thumb to date people that are born in the middle

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's also parents are trying to learn on the job with the first

by the second, they kind of get it (hopefully) save guys named cletus

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My sister and I

are very close in age. So we’ve had the same upbringing…

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah not in my case

My family has never pressured me into anything. I’ve had a lot of luck there.

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

when i come to vist them...

they will pressure you on closing the deal with me;)

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling she's gonna' pull a Hedo on you

Norsktroll has more international flavor than you.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

lol

that would be very out of character for them.

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh pleaseeeeeeeeee...

norsk might have more international bbal flavor…but i got more international flavor of love

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

flagged

for lameness.

besides, love is universal.

I THOUGHT A LUB DOC WOULD KNOW THIS.

Prez, feeling let down.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might be right

My last Spanish acquaintance ended up with a lame English major from Florida.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow norsk...you got drop for an english major?

that’s pretty bad my friend

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

McDyess is targeted by Spurs according to Wojshisface

Are they trying to create a PF theme park?

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

that would be an awesome

pick up for them

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The amount of big time players joining big time clubs is making the league start to seem a lot like the British Premiership.

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I think so too

I didn’t realise that big teams had that kind of draw in the NBA. You know playing for a team with “tradition” and so forth.

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It takes away a lot of the fun really, the unfair distirbution of talent narrows down the scope for potential competition.

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it is all right

they will probably sign him to a contract that extends beyond his usefulness and hamper themselves in the long run.

I would also add that I am surprised that the Spurs did not make a move at Outlaw as he is about the same as Jefferson, but is cheaper and would have kept their FA options alive next season.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goodwills and Salvation Army's

Are so much cheaper here in LA.

Up in Oregon, anywhere I’ve been, Goodwills are EXPENSIVE. Can be 5 bucks for a damn t-shirt.

Here, if one i so inclined (I am not), they can get name brand stuff for a few bucks. I don’t wear anything with logos, but I love Goodwill. I find treasure there everytime I go.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Souvenir shirts your aunt brings you back from cruise vacations

I got one of a tree from Alaska….That’s never seeing the light of day again, til I take it to Goodwill

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Jul 7, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

watup X...those shirt are golden for holiday season

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i had an UGLY HOliday Sweater party...

it was really really fun

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

that must be the sole exception where those were acceptable.

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate shirts that have elaborate prints or embroidery on the front that make it uncomfortable to wear (and look at)

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I have one with embroidery on it and it messes with my nipples.

by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

always ask for local bar shirts

if your aunt uncle brings you something. dive bar if possible.. always makes for good conversation and no one ever calls you out on it unless they have been there and then you have someone to talk to

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You ask and I deliver

Now.. who’s Pablo Sandoval and why are we voting for him?

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo Sandoval is an odd name

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to vote for Chone Figgins. That sounds awesome even though I have no idea if he is good.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone else been rejected like me??

I feel very disappointed for the second time today…

I was at this meeting and the lawer for the other side was almost an hour late, and when he came in he shook my boss’ hand and when I started to make the move, he proceeded to ignore me and went on to shake his clients’ hands. When my boss told him that I was going to be handling that affair he didn’t even move a hair, but he did shake my hand when he left. I should have spit in it right before he shook it…

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

shoulda just ignored it

AN EYE FOR AN EYE

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's trying to shake your hand, not your cheek, silly.

that verse is obviously talking about what to do when your woman kisses you.

you have to READ the text in it’s context, duh!

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha...so much you gotta teach him...

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He makes everyone woman give him their birth certificate

To make sure they aren’t some 3 month older cougar trying to steal his soul!!

NO KISSUMS TILL A PROMISE RING IS ON THE FINGER.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

"all the single ladies..."

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh goodness they played that and "womanizer" at the last blazer game i went to

gimmie a break! can we puhleeeze have some real music?

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Hoobastank?

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahah

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

that song was only good because it was in Halo 2

but the Halo 2 song that’s actually much better is by breaking benjamin.

“Blow Me Away”

yeah, I know.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahhahhha

honestly his definition of cougar is too much…

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife gets treatment like that all the time

She calls people up, and they ask to talk to a real lawyer. Or ask if she is a secretary or sumthin’, after she introduced herself as an attorney.

One old guy at her firm confused her with one of the black secretaries and asked her to make him some coffee. She said Uhhh, I have a case I have to work on, I think you want (other girls name).

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should only have male coffee makers for a few years.

To stop all this confusion. He was clearly sexist, because when I said I’d get in contact with the another person in that case who I thought was a woman, he answered really chillingly, no, he’s a man…

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Japan some female "executives" have awesome titles, but really are just decoration and do assistant jobs

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARE YOU SAYING THAT'S ALL MY WIFE IS

SOME SILLY LITTLE GEISHA?!

HOW DARE THEE.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell her to put some grey highlights in her hair for a meeting with the opposing big boss

Works to get more respect in Asia :)

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, she looks young

Which, ya know, is normally a good thing, but not for getting respect from your peers as a woman.

She looks 20 still, which is such a bummer for me, if you can imagine.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ♥ you

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oguchi Onyewu signed with AC Milan

That’s a pretty big deal for any American player. First US player to reap the benefits of the Confederations Cup.

by jksnake99 on Jul 7, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

you mean to sign with any team in Serie A (Italy's premier league)?

I don’t think Lalas ever played for a club as famous as AC Milan.

by jksnake99 on Jul 7, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure it was the former.

Unfortunately I can’t remember for sure, it’s been a busy day since then.

by Timmay! on Jul 7, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he played at Padova

A team that I’m not entirely sure is in the Serie A anymore. I’m pretty sure AC Milan is the biggest Italian team to ever sign an American. I just hope he doesn’t get shoved to the bench and ignored.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Jul 7, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone wants to WATCH Courtside from last night

Here is where you can watch the full show (I believe, I ain’t watched it all yet).

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

doood...thanks

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

doesn't work...lame Morty

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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Ustream

I had a lot of nasty buffering yesterday

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's lame

It working perfect for me, I can skip around, looks like the full show.

Did you guys optimize the quad levels yet?!

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

all I have is a spinning circle status thing. no Bayno talking about Oden. :(

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is, but I'm on a lame connection

I like the idea, Ustream is nice for live shows but the quality is often pretty poor. I wish they would use Vimeo for the recorded shows or something like that.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, I made it to the junk drawer

but I don’t have any ugly clothes

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 7, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I have that same problem.

Act like you do so that you’ll fit in.

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's not that I'm big into fashion

I just don’t own anything that one would call ugly

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 7, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU FACE!

sorry…I had to do it before Morty said it.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

On my screen I was first

But the time is the same… who won?!?!

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ME ME ME ME!!!

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

on my screen, Roybot is first.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

some moaron was suggesting that we sell Oden for cash considerations, as he’d never amount to anything.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha laughing at the word moron

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look what I learned to do

Here is a Fanpost of the Courtside thingy, with the player imbedded.
If it doesn’t work still, I will delete the fanpost.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

It does. Usually they clip out the audio clips of the interesting parts (i.e. the interviews) and provide them separately. Courtside has a ton of lame commercials and short segments where they don’t talk about anything in particular.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one I saw had a lot, with the courtside logo spinning and voices in the off. Like Martell telling you to buy merch.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the recorded audio they usually crop them out

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I watched it about 3 hours after the live show this morning

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMGOSH MORTIMER MADE A POST

Your comment:post ratio just took a BEATING.

It works though. Rec’d it.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it took too much out of me

As soon as everyone who wants to watch the show has watched it, IT GETS DELETED.

I can’t let Dave catch me making fanposts, he doesn’t let me do them :-(

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes'm

And by yes I mean no.

I have no fanpost/fanshot restrictions, I just don’t like to make ’em. I post enough as it is!

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're just shy. Don't want the exposure it would give you...

Everyone would instantly know who you are, the masses will become wild… You’d be the prime candidate to become MJ famous.

by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Does Dionte Christmas have game, so we’ll see less of Willie Green?”

“No, you’ll be seeing a lot more of Willie Green, unfortunately.”

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Is the Dwyane Wade fanpost for real?

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you even watch basketball? Wade doesn’t fit with Brandon. Gosh.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's the veteran presence that we need.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can't afford to get old

We need people who can grow with Roy and LMA and Oden, not some old hasbeen who can give us maybe 7, 8 good years left.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I worry about his injury history. His shoulder and knees might be done in a year or two.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you read his twitter before it was deleted? He’s not a good culture fit.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He cursed and spoke ill towards woman

Roy never even says Gosh, and he combs his wife’s hair everyday.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No WAY

Blake and Outlaw just need time to develop

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

As real as window-shopping gets

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last week I bought an Aston Martin Vanquish

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Luftman thread is awesome.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

It has a retweet feature. I like Twitter, but it's a bit disturbing how much SBN wants you to promote their stuff on other sites

Maybe it helps other blogs, but on the large ones all those click rate features are annoying.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orlando summer league coming up… OKC playing. What’s more fun than seeing OKC fans realize that Mullens is a giant guy with a guard’s brain? Seeing old Sonicscentral posters talk about AK1984, that’s what.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I find it fun to watch the game and follow their open thread.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link?

NBA.com still sends me to summer league 2008

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah!!!

McBob just threw down a NASTY putback dunk.

Announcer response: “Shiver me timbers!”

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone write them an email.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd day in a row, right?

I missed it but they were talking about it last night.

McBob can dunk.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just turned it on

Which team is which? My ’puter is small.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OKC is black, Indy is white.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, cool

I recognized Kyle Weaver, so that helped.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't care what anyone sez

I like McBob’s passing a lot, and he’s got better athleticsm than people think.

And you guys know me, I HATE white bigs.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So does Shav

(I hear he gets some nice offers)

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I liked what we saw last season

Maybe the BEST 15th man?

I know it’s a backhanded compliment, but he was good enough to actually PLAY for some teams.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other team is a mixed team

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, that’s the Scrapple. they played the 2 PDT game.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thunder fans complaining about the announcers. Apparently they want real announcing.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

uhhh why?

It’s summer league and they actually make the game entertaining.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don't appreciate the greatness that is the Thunder

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

they call them the Thundercats.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

THUNDERCATS! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!11

awesome

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes, Westbrook can beat anyone off the dribble… but he just can’t shoot yet.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Wasn’t that his scouting profile: Can get to the rim at will, but not finish :)

Maybe it was someone else.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured out a lower percentage shot than the long 2

It’s a long 2 taken by Russell Westbrook off the dribble.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

he LOVES taking them.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw him do it in the NBA

And it is annoying, but understandable as a rookie.

But in summer league?!?! He should be Baylessing it.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm turning back and forth

How is Harden doing? I wanna see more of him.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

getting ready to be a bust im sure

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

he kisses his hand every time he hits.

Decent. As Norsk says, he barely elevates on his jumper. Not great off the dribble as of yet.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is exactly why Jason Terry is no way his floor

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I figured out a lower percentage shot than the long 2, It’s any 2 taken by Russell Westbrook off the dribble.”

FTFY

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh boy. Thunder fans planning a four wings + Ibaka lineup. How does that work defensively?

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Thorpe read BE?
When I do my first rookie report, James Harden will be in the top 3. Book it.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

the brilliance of Vinny Del Coacho.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol lame answer though

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like that one...i have it too

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it would be something like this

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a shirt like that

It’s two unicorns in front of a rainbow that says “Horny” in bubble letters.

by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

where can i find such fashionable attire?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like those shirts

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waikiki is overrated

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahah

that’s awesome

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

RECage

Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.

by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent!

Howd’ya do that? I’ve never seen that before.

by Corvid on Jul 7, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's actually really easy...

Go to Let me Google that for you.

Pick your keywords (whatever you think the other person could have typed in) and click one of the search options (Either Search, or I’m Feeling Lucky).

It’ll create a LMGTFY link, and will give you an option to create a tinyurl link, which is fun because then you don’t know where it’s going when you click on it.

And you’ll get something like this.

by Timmay! on Jul 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks! What a great site.

It’ll come in handy, for sure. I’ve bookmarked it and put it in my “Wacky” folder, which is full of links I’ve culled from the Junk Drawer.

by Corvid on Jul 7, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

The Dwyane Wade post is back!

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

It won't die

you can’t kill it… don’t even bother trying

by The Arkitect on Jul 7, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's really funny how the author was like,

“I thought I already posted on this topic oh well, I’ll say it again.”

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Sweet God in heaven, let this time run.”

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

from WTLC

“play some (dang) post D Mullens… It’s just Roy Hibbert.”

by jksnake99 on Jul 7, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Wanna hear a joke? BJ Mullens plays defense.

Thunder fans over at WTLC are confounded by him. It’s great.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Cablin

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect definition of project

He’s going to take a lot of time.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

so did Mo Sene, Robert Swift, and Johan Petro. :)

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

i was just about to say something like that.

iit was more along the lines of “if ever” though

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah the difference is that Mullens was drafted lower than Sene & Swift were

Petro was drafted at 25 if I remember correctly. And, Sam Presti is not Rick Sund.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

true enough. I’m not a huge fan of Mullens’ game, but he could turn out to be alright by 2015.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Boy, he showed us. We said all he did was shoot. What’d he do today? Oh, one assist. Boy, he showed us.”

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

it was worse than half the ones they called in the playoffs.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

“He punched him… it’s like a Josh McBobs move.”

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Who are these announcers anyway?

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome.

I would kill to have them as our tv announcers.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

If they only said the things they say sparingly it would be fine.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

a modern era

cotton mcknight and pepper brooks if you will

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a fantastic brick by Westbrook.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, even the Thunder’s summer league squad has no interior defense.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHA

I LOVED the “God of your choice” comment.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Oh shoot my face."

wow.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I thoroughly enjoyed listening to that.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Martell is changing his number to 23.

Link

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Mills is taking #8 in Summer League

I kinda hope he makes the real team this year.

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he does too.

I want an Australian on the team.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you can have a crush too?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already do.

It’s on LaMarcus Aldridge.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

he posts under cloudydays here?

Hi LaMarcus!

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

har har.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i call em like I see em

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No you don't.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

awww.. dont be mad.. i will give you another medal if you want

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol that was mean.

You make up lies about me all the time!

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh heh you are on a roll sir

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

regarding Kung Fu Panda (Sandoval)

this might be the greatest front page post in the history of front page posts:

link

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone find it strange

that on the eve of Free Agent signing day, there are NO Blazers rumors with any legs to them? I’m hoping it’s the calm before the storm. A very, very happy storm.

Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.

by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I suppose there's nothing magic about tomorrow if you're in the trade market.

I’ll try not to be too optimistic throughout the day tomorrow.

Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.

by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

all trades, no FA signings unless we cant work a deal and come to our senses and sign Lamar

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is geoffm the mysterious mod who just deletes and bans, but never says anything?

i haven’t seen that guy anywhere…..

Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.

by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't know if anyone's mentioned it yet

But we finally know why Mike Bartett’s Hedo post was pulled (from his blog):

I realize a lot of you think the most amusing (or frustrating) part of Monday night’s Courtside show was the fact that we were obviously being more careful to abide by an NBA rule that’s always fallen a bit into a grey area- it’s still there, in my opinion. That is, employees of NBA teams aren’t allowed to talk about free agents during the signing period.

Have we? Yes. Did it happen in the past? Yes, a lot. We were told to be more careful, especially given the circumstances of Friday? Yes, again.

by Corvid on Jul 7, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That makes a lot of sense

And, the NBA is hyper sensitive to that also.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the NBA does not look favorably on tampering

Gordon/his agent and the Pistons could get in trouble for obviously having talks before July 1st.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 8, 2009 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

BTW I've been meaning to ask

Why doesn’t mortimer support our… what?

by Timmay! on Jul 7, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

we are ... yes ... what?

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bargnani just got his extension

Ok, close your eyes, and decide how much money Andrea has earned in an extension.

Then click here.

by Timmay! on Jul 7, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn. I was gonna say 6/year. Here's your max deal, Mr. Aldridge.

Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.

by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

craziness.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

so many raptor fans overhype andrea

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it would be higher.

One thing I learned when Bogut signed his extension last year — the price scale for bigs is way out of wack.

by Corvid on Jul 7, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why talk about it?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't answer that Timmay

I know why. I just think it’s pointless.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's funny Timmay

The Blazers are probably the one team that can really afford to spend actual money. (Other than the Knicks.) At the same time, it doesn’t benefit them because money doesn’t really override actual playing time.

I can’t believe I’m saying this with Paul Allen as the owner, but the Blazers really should save their money unless they can pull off a Hinrich trade. Amazing.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I've been split about it

Like you said, if they can work out a lopsided trade to fill one of our holes, then go for it. But as far as free agent signings? I’m really unsure who we’d spend the money on. Odom? I just don’t know how he’ll fit here. Everyone left on the free agent market has some kind of problem, like the dented can section at the supermarket.

by Timmay! on Jul 7, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it is a bit like that (the dented can point)

I’m just not sure why the Blazers NEED to do anything. I come back to the point where Nate Mac and Tom Penn kept Paul Allen and Kevin Pritchard from trying to do MORE than what they could have.

Sometimes, having too much is a real problem. The Blazers are teetering on that dangerous edge. Other than Outlaw, Blake and possibly Webster, is there any young player on this roster you think the Blazers should give away? Oh, no? Than, you give away Outlaw Blake or possibly Webster. You don’t give anything else away for anything other than probably too high value.

That’s the whole problem with the NBA. You either screw somebody, or you get screwed, or you stay pat.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

In related craziness

The New York Times says David Lee wants 12 million/season. Yeah, right.

by Corvid on Jul 7, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably Memphis

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What we kept hearing

Did it happen? Of course not.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bibby signed

for 6mil

that seems about right

Hedo did not get Tim Thomas money

David Lee will probably not get what he wants. I think the league sees him as a 6-8mil a year guy, and he obviously does not.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

Ariza and Artest both got reasonable contracts

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that's a surprise why?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

they didnt get

overpaid, which is the usual in free agency.

I am just saying that it seems the economy is playing somewhat of a role in how much guys are getting paid

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

I don’t think it is. Most of the action is from teams that will end up paying luxury tax this season.

I think the bigger issue is that the teams with salary cap room don’t necessarily appeal to Free Agents outside of Detroit.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

LMA’s got a great case for 12 mil+ now.

by jksnake99 on Jul 7, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just being a decent big is enough

Bogut, Chandler, Okafor, anyone 6’10" and decent gets PAID.

Bargs is okay, he’s a 25 year old project who can shoot decent enough. He ain’t worth 10 million, but he’s tall and the team is commited to him. I wouldn’t classify him as a big, but he got paid like one.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Point is

We were always gonna “overpay” LMA in relation to what he actually does, since the market value for bigs is so skewed.

He ain’t worth 12 million when compared to Roy, but when compared to bigs, it’s what he’ll get.

And how the market is, it’s fair.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can’t have enough bigs.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s fantastic. I’m glad OKC didn’t make a run at him. Good kid, great rebounder, efficient scorer, tries on defense.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm worried Utah will re-sign him for cheapie

Because no one seems to be making a run at him! And he deserves 10+ million too.

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

easily. When starting, he was as good as LMA, if not better. I want Boozer to force them to lose Millsap.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

It might be the system, or playing with a PG like Deron

But 16/10 as a starter IS better than LMA.

LMA has a chance to be better in the long run, but ya can’t argue with a solid as hell 16/10 as a 4th option.

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

the fact that he isn’t going to get Bargnani money is criminal.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was he a 2nd round pick?

Lemme check real quick… is that Arenas rule gumming up what money he can get?

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhhh, 47th pick

2nd round… maybe that is it.

Ain’t there some weird rules about guys like him?

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was a second round pick, but for some reason he’s allowed to get bigger offers……….. I can’t remember why.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Bargnani money is gonna screw up a lot of teams

More than just the Raptors.

Giving a middling talent like that big money hurts EVERYONE. Raptors sure ain’t making former golden boy Colangelo look good… he needs to fire whoever is making these decisions!

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

yup, gives everyone leverage.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather have Millsap a billion times over Lee

I don’t like Lee’s game as more than a backup.

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Harris is overrated, as Bucher said… his stats were inflated in NJ.

Rondo is interesting, but a chemistry issue would then loom large.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

whoa whoa whoa bedge police break it up break it up

no talking about basketball in the junk drawer. what were you thinking?!?

go post a 45 word fanpost on it and type “words” thirty times after it if you want to discuss this matter further.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

His stats were inflated

But he’s still capable of being a good to great defender who played off the ball for years in Dallas, is a one man fastbreak, and able to penetrate on anyone while having a decent jumper.

I’d love to have Harris.

I don’t think we’d move LMA for Harris, but that’s what it would take and if we then signed Millsap, we’d be a better team.

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd also much rather have Harris over Rondo

Harris is capable of great defense in the playoffs, and is a more well-rounded offensive player.

And a smarter kid, it appears.

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d love Harris as well. I’m just not sold on moving LMA for him.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

if we were guaranteed Millsap, though, that’s an easy decision.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not ready for that kind of commitment.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

just got back from watching

the Tyson documentary

It was really good and definitely worth seeing

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I meant to answer ya the other day

I ain’t heard word one way or the other, but I thought it looked cool too. Glad to hear it’s good, I wanna check it out.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moon looks really sweet too

but the ABQ is always a few months behind, so I havent seen it yet

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh philthy is a funny guy

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

come on now

i thought you’d be all over FB stalking BEdgers

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best TV Show individual Episode ever:

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Two part question:

1. have any of Jacko’s sibilings had children with a white person?
2. Are the children of said couple the same almost-white that Jacko’s kids are.

I subscribe to the katt williams theory that those kids ain’t his.

Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.

by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I do as well. MJ’s genetics don’t generally end up producing toeheads.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nic should change his jersey no. back to 8 now that it’s free.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

patttttttyyy

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOO… I want Nicky Barnes to wear 8.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

peppermint patty

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

no we need Batum's #88 jersey

it guarantees that we will score high on the TiH Playoff predictor next year

by tingeyga on Jul 8, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Martell is definitely doing his part. Hopefully Pendergraph and Cunningham both go for big numbers. Losing Channing and Ruffin hurts, though. Blake for Hinrich is a marginal upgrade, though Hinrich’s college and pro numbers are in current use.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like your type of username

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The avatar! Nightmares for life!

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those fingernails are filthy.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jul 7, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you create that just to show it off?

Or did you ban them before they ever got a chance?

Also, you have mail.

Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.

by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

it's not me

we get alerted when someone makes a new screen name. There are some that come through that are quite funny.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

the thing about new screen names is you have to create a new email address for associate with it.

i ain’t making new emails just to make fake names, you know? Although I did reincarnate one of my wife’s old ones. that was fun.

Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.

by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

it takes like 5 secs to make email

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i know...in the good old days I don't think SBN made you confirm your email address, so I think I registered a couple of mine under bogus emails.

now you gotta actually log in and click the confirm button….makes it a lot less fun if you’re making multiple names

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Step 1: Think of new SN for BEdge
Step 2: Open GMAIL and hit sign up
Step 3: Just type random letters as a new email. Don’t close gmail or you’ll have to log in again
Step 4: Sign up for BEdge
DONE.

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Step 5: Cut a hole in the box …

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of Prez' old screen names is an automatic BAN these days. True story.

Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.

by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

spill the details, by post or via email.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

full disclosure on my names:

prezofdeath
bdizzleistheshizle
this post should have been a fanshot
megan fox
rudy ftw

You and I will share all that we know—so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
by prezofdeath on May 28, 2009 12:38 AM PDT up actions 0 recs

Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.

by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He lied to you.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant he lied in that comment.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

about disclosing all his names?

Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.

by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, the one that he showed you only.

Prez, you lied.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i didn't know i was lying though at the time.

I found two other screen names later (the one you know about and one other no one knows about). They weren’t associated with my IP and I had almost completely forgotten about them.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can now right your wrong.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please tell me you don't have multiple S/N's

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Draft Dejuan Blair, Surrjeeoh Rawdreegizz… I also had a few that I used for lurking before I actually commented.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You suck

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

says the person with over 30K comments. :)

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't say I didn't :)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

true enough. You have no aliases?

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

Who am I gonna hide from?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like you actually have to use the alias, I don’t. Just make a few ironic comments.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand that

I have nothing to hide. Nor will I hide anything. LOL

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

but isn’t publishing 45000 words per day kind of hiding? I mean, no one can possibly read every word.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I beg your pardon

I only publish 41000 a day.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

it really is astounding.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least 5000 of the words is

“LOL” or “I agree” or something to that effect. I’m not that original.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

true, but your blog alone contains an insane amount of content. You make Ben look pedestrian.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What can I say?

When I get going, I get going. :)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only got Mortimer

If there is anyone else associated with my IP, it ain’t me, pardner.

by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're clean

just you behind that headband

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

megan fox???

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, right. I remember when “This Post Should Have Been a Fanshot” and “This Post Should Be a Fanshot” faced off in one thread.

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i never looked up who the other guy was

i really ought to one of these days. or maybe not. it’s kinda’ funnier not knowing.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, you should look.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Step 6: put yo [richard] in that box!

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

that was lame.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

^Q for prez

is that a deletable comment?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ehh when you actually said

was pretty bad. I’ll probably have to delete it.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

awww

sorry mr prez i didnt totally mean it.

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

did the drunk russians fend them off?

i find some of them [the russos] get very touchy feely when inebriated.

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope. i was camping with a bunch of kurdish people. the place was in the forest – not a real campground. the night before we heard howling probably no more than a mile away. the next night about 6 of us – me, a big college football player, two older men, and two 19 year old girls, decided to stay up and keep the fire going just in case. well later that night we saw a wolf just walk right up to the fire. we chased it away so that it would get scared off. eventually a few more wolves would come no more than 10 meters from the fire. this kept on happening all night until four good sized wolves just sprinted straight for us at the fire. the football player had a huge shovel that he just slammed onto the ground which scared the wolves away. we then got nervous so we yelled at the camp to wake up. we huddled the woman and children into the cars and woke up the only person we knew who had a gun – an iraqi with a glock automatic pistol. one older guy thought that there was nothing to be scared of so he walked into the woods alone to prove a point. well he didnt return after a few minutes so we went out to search for him. fortunately he was only going to the restroom. his wife was terrified for those minutes and slapped him because he acted pretty stupid by going out there alone. well me and the rest of the men stayed up the whole night patrolling the woods around the cars so that the wolves wouldnt return or attack the kids and women. i spent most of the night going on little 2 – 3 man patrols of the woods. it was a crazy night for sure. AND SORRY FOR THE FATTYESQUE WRITING.

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

that's pretty insane/awesome

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

and humans NEVER attack people/go to fire right? it just shows that so called experts dont really know anything

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mean wolves NEVER attack ...

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are now a man

It was like a Spartan rite of passage.

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

@seschloss LOL just a warning… summer league is going to be all bayless all the time for about 5 days straight, get ready to filter lol

I can’t wait for next week.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I find it funny that every refers to the Blazer players as Brandon, Travis, LaMarcus, Greg, Joel, Rudy, Sergio, etc.

Then there is Bayless. Even Nate just calls him Bayless.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

we use that name, but the team employees don’t call him Rex.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was more talking about Nate. He’ll say something like “Rudy, Sergio, Brandon, Bayless…”

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you mean Jerry’d.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jerryd.

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think of it like Amar'e

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason, Jerry’d just needs an apostrophe. It looks naked without it.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take it back

You don’t suck. You’re lame.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You stealin' my word?

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have a copyright on lame?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

And now I am suing you.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if anyone has ever sent timbo royalties for triple-posting.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

Send the ’suit to: www.a17yearoldgirlissuingmeanandimgoingtorunforthehillsnow.com

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm 19

thank you very much.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

be nice to her, she’s a teenage girl.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

woah, dunno what happened there.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cablin, tryin' to be the HERO

the PROTECTOR

whoaaaaaaa

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

be nice to her, she’s a teenage girl.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You take the fun outta everything

You know that?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha, it was a reference to a fanpost someone did a few weeks ago. The girl pleaded for the commenters to be nice, as she was only a teenage girl.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I knew there was a joke in there I didn't get

Besides, Roybot can take care of herself just fine.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn right I can!

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a bookie I need beating up

Can I rent you out?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have people that handle the dirty work.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have "people" huh

Do they follow you everywhere, or is there dark spots?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine

Oh damn: www.a19yearoldkidisgoingtosuememylifeisnowofficiallyoverbecauseicantshowmyselfinpubliceveragain.com

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can walk quite fine, thank you very much.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That might be one of the best comebacks I've seen to a personal insult

Bravo sir.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m kind of sad we didn’t get Ty Lawson, because Joey Lawson would have been my favorite player nickname.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, now that you mention it I have to think of what I call everyone

C — Greg, Joel
PF — LMA, Channing
SF — Batum, Travis
SG — Broy, Rudy
PG — Blake, Sergio, Bayless.

So Batum, Blake, and Bayless are the ones I go last-name only.

Hmm, all the ones with B’s. Coincidence? Or is it just easier to say that way?

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

you hate Nic. Admit it. Hater.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

what i say

C – Gregory, Przy
PF- Aldridge, Pendy
SF- Nicolas, Trav
SG- B Roy, Rudy
PG- Steve, Bayless (B Rex informally)

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

you call him Aldridge? odd.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i split between LMA and Aldridge, althought I might say LaMarcus just as often lol

he’s probably the one guy I can’t decide on.

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i say LMA here and in real life....

of course, it sounds like Ellie May kind of, so if I am at a buddy’s house who doesn’t know I say it, I usually get a funny look the first time until I explain it.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE the name LMA.

I either call him LaMarcus or LA.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

for me

Greg/Przy
LMA/Channing
Nic/Trav
Brandon/Rudy
Sergio/Steve Blake/Bayless

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I say (which is obviously the right way. OBVIOUSLY)

C – Greg, Joel
PF- LA, (no one else yet)
SF- Batum, Outlaw, Martell
SG – Brandon/Roy, Rudy
PG – Blake, Bayless

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the RIGHT way.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeesh

anyone who calls him LA wouldn’t work out with me anyways

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

imagine how powerful i could have been if i was actuually evil prezzy. i could have fooled everybody into doing favors for the mod

by perezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 10:58 PM PDT reply actions   3 recs

REC

Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.

by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

what kind of favors?

so far I haven’t even been bribed yet.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah you failed in your profile

you couldn’t quite get your favorite teams to look like mine.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeh you are

look at my favorite teams very closely. there’s a very specific reason I have those exact teams in there.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha i laughed when you tried to copy it when you made perezofdeath

i knew you couldn’t because it took me like 20 minutes to make it work

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is so lame

-1

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

nice.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

suck up

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's funny because it is so stupid.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

all i got

Boybot and cloudydays

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

oh and i got toybot

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

YOU?!?!

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol i like him even more now

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew those two were cloudy and tinfoil

but I didn’t know who toybot was.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What ever happend to hisblzrgurll?

she used to post a lot and then she just disappeared.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

sorry i stopped logging on

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

maid/ptownblzr committed Bedgeicide, she never came back.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

maid is a guy

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

right, but she was his girlfriend.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll never figure out how someone can argue that speaking patois is useful where everyone else doesn't

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there more drama that I missed?

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will this be in your next fanpost, Cab?

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, it was pretty inconsequential. Weird, weird, girlfriend/boyfriend thing where she was kind of chasing him across Bedge for a few months.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

girl chases boy around BEdge? TAKE NOTES ROYBOT

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never gonna happen.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

her people are coming to get you cloudy

Watch yo back son!

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He isn't even worth my time or their's.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

she's not very good at lying...

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh snap cloudy! you gonna take that?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'm a repetitive moron

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

if by her people you mean just her, maybe

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just keep your blackberry handy

It’ll keep her people occupied. :)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was the main debacle?

When he tried to get himself banned?

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right.

When he tried to get himself banned.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

maid tu rek was a female?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nevermind LOL

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

google chrome is the bees knees

i will most def try the os out

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was long expected. Google wants to make the browser the (core of) OS

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 8, 2009 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE CHANGE YOUR AVATAR.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like the avatar

yours, not his

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

The new logo SUCKS.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why did they change it?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was neither Ben or Dave, judging from Ben’s twitter. Seems like a brand-unity type deal.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish they would change StR's

It’s so friggin stupid.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

be careful what you ask for, you may end up with a giant black and red beach ball.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It sounded to me like Dave approved of it?

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounded from Ben’s twitter that Dave was making the best of it.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I presumed similar

Dave’s statements were…. ambiguous about the whole thing.

by Timmay! on Jul 7, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

they seem to be that way with everything about SBN in general

how much advertising $ they bring in, the logo thing, what changes are coming to the site, etc.

I think SBN likes to play things pretty close to the vest.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh.

Dave’s comment made it seem like he liked it. Why he would I have no idea.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

change the profile man

that is disturbing

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

non-bedge profile of the day

I Blocked Patrick Chewing

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 11:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That guy is a moron

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you mean moaron.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL yeah

My bad.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ♥ this username

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who are you?

You people and your damn 8000 S/N’s.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

all the SNs are L-Train FTW

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah okay

Sorry L-Train. I can’t keep up. I’m not here enough. LOL

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will miss the halftime shows. RIP Tony.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I enjoyed the halftime shows, simply for the spectacle. I sometimes wondered if it was a self-parody.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Captain Eyebrows Luftman will be missed. Especially since it looks like Jabba Akamian will take over the majority of games.

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know you can comment on Blazersedge from your phone or PDA? SB Nation has launched mobile commenting. Check it out next time you’re at the game or bar and have something to say.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Gee thank you for posting what we all see every single comment

As if 1100 comments wasn’t enough for a JD as is.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

its not

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEdgeazm!

Learn it! live it! Love it!

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Learn it! live it! Love ♥ it!

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

somebody remind me that i have a really good JD idea.

i gots to sleep right now, but pretty soon i’ll rock some junk.

...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...

by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU HAVE A VERRRRRRRRRY GOOD JD IDEA

YOU HAVE A VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRY GOOD JD IDEA

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm, can’t wait for my nightly beverage.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:25 PM PDT reply actions  

you know whats good? kefir

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

sarcasm? I can’t stand the stuff.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am to the point of not minding it quite as much. When I first started I couldn’t stand it.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you buy it in grocery stores in OR?

Or do you have to go to a package store like WA?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I got a few tablespoons of grains from a friend and stuck them in milk. I’m not sure how one would actually procure them.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

Damn Damn!

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you at work right now?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, just googled “kefir” and used the first picture that came up.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL okay

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

what in god's name?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

kefir grains cultured in milk.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

that looks extremely barf worthy

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

indeed.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s really healthy.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

so not worth it

lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

its good for you

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

cow brains is good for you

doesn’t mean im gonna start making cow brains tacos

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why? You don't have a sense of adventure or a new for mad cow disease?

What’s wrong with YOU?!?!

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

or a need for new mad cow disease^

Damn me & ruining my jokes.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

kefir is super healthy and doesn’t taste that bad.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

it looks like chunky milk

no way jose

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can shake it and it become slightly carbonated and soured milk.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it gets mixed pretty well.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya the sour taste is pretty good.

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

and i like the chunky texture

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm, I guess you grew up on it. I shake it so that it’s somewhat smoother, it’s gnarly unshaken. the sour taste isn’t my favorite, but it’s growing on me.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/die in the kefir

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is gnarly.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just bumped my head

It’s 1989 all over again.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Roybot hasn't been born yet!

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The world must have sucked.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't notice

Puberty hadn’t happened yet.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

true dat.

Milk makes me want to puke anyway. That’s like drinking moldy milk or cotton cheese.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You drink cotton cheese?

is cotton cheese made out of your personal goat cheese made from when you ovulate? Inquiring minds would like to know.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

consider my mind not inquiring.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Okay

I’m still trying to wrap my head around “cotton cheese”. The rest of that was me mouthing off for no real reason.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have anything to do with cotton cheese.

I meant cottage cheese.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know what you meant

But, I was still trying to imagine what COTTON CHEESE would look like.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably cotton and cheese mixed together.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So who brings the cotton gin?

Oh yes, I JUST WENT THERE!

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm...

wow.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

you stole my comment!

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get used to it

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY!

Don’t you sass me!

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if I ssas you?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

reminds me of geometry

Side Angle Side

Side Side Angle

etc etc

(we always tried to sneak it Angle Side Side)

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't figure out geometry

Which is why I’m taking Pre-Cal right now. LOL

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha same

there is a place up here in tri cities called SAS trans missions. I always think Side-Angle-Side when i see it.

That and something else that probably isn’t very BE appropriate.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

my favorite was AAA.



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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get it

email it to me!

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

done

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

how did you mess with the SBN favorite teams? That is insane.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

your MLB favorite is at the bottom, mine is at the top.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't remember how I did it, but I didn't use mod powers

I’ve had it like that for almost a year and no one has ever noticed.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

my people.

’nuff said.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have a Blackberry

They’ll be pretty bored.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

naw, it’s really really good for you.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i stand by my original point

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oscar Mayer died. True story

...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...

by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 11:26 PM PDT reply actions  

You have a really good JD idea.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY

that’s my job

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELL I JUST STOLE IT.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a pure definition of evil communism

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about comments

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooooooooooh

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm recing that just cuz

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Power Corrupts

I picture the moderators moderating in daily life. I wonder if they spend their weekends at pools and yell at kids for running or yell at people with their dog off a leash while at the park. I’m half tempted to switch to daveinrehab full time.

by tominhawaii on Jul 8, 2009 3:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

wanna hear something shameful?

one of the other mods rec’d this. I was just joking. I think the other mod was serious.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

no comment

not counting this comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 9, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Check yourself in now

13 personalities is way too much.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i need a 14th by tonite

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why lucky numbah 13 isn't enough?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap…

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY TINFOIL

GUESS WHAT

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:27 PM PDT reply actions  

chickenbutt.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

where is BRP

I got a Q to ask that foo

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

ask me, I'm basically him but upgraded.

He’s Blake, I’m Hinrich.

So, ask away.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

last time i asked you for advice you just repeated what BRP had already said

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like get traded for Kirk Hinrich?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

and sometimes Taurean opens up a Love JD asking for advice, only to be lied to and told that he would have at least three or four girlfriends in the next year.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

lolololololololol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rec to spite you and only you

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hemmy is Blake? I think that makes you Taurean Green.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I think his name is so awesome.

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

and?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

why, the skinny arms or the 200 zits?

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn't have a girlfriend because he obsesses over men basketball players hair?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats not saying much


Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wow @ that 2nd picture

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Oden’s features placed on Blake’s head. creepy.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

its from brandonmitchell a BEdger

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Blazers ever need a goon

They can just rent out that pic. It’ll do the trick for sure.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That thing was a rec'd fanshot for far too long

if I remember correctly.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nightmares

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of which I'm going to have in the middle of the night

In fact, I’ll be shocked if I don’t break into a cold sweat.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes ma'am

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I started a campaign to rec other fanshots to push that one out.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it a bad thing that ive been having dreams recently that were solely about blazer games?

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 11:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah.

NBA teams also received tentative projections from the league warning that the cap is estimated to drop to somewhere between $50.4 million and $53.6 million for the 2010-11 season.

Link

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That's going to really suck for the Knicks

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

not for us that much, but for the rest of the league… yikes.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

kills OKC. They were supposed to have a lot of space in 2010, and Durant’s extension will take effect in 2011.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

All it means that you can't build your team through FA

Which means little to me.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

right. It hurts NY, NJ, etc.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It hurts any team wanting to spend money next summer

Any team that doesn’t plan on it it won’t matter much. But, I think the NBA is trying to protect itself from any dip that will happen.

I might add that the Salary Cap was actually lower in the 2005-06 season.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also this isn't really news

The NBA knows how to sell a certain point though. You’ll see a lot of articles saying that Cleveland has the inside track on LeBron, and Miami ditto with Wade, and Toronto with Bosh, etc etc etc, because they can offer them more money and still keep a competitive team under the current financial climate.

I would be shocked, especially if the economy starts to recover for big business, that the salary cap goes down more than 2 million.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bosh is as good as gone in 2010

Toronto is a team that really lacks direction

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You say that today

Can I hold you to this if he re-signs?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can have my sig

if he re-signs with the Raptors

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

and thats a prize how ... ?

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

cause i said so

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which small nations are scrambling because of cloudy's power

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least 3

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have all the power

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does Alanis know this?

Or I am going to have send Jesus to talk to her again?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like mine just fine

You gotta up the ante a little.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lame

you pick what the offer is

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree. They are firmly in the “overpay every possible European” direction.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

but teams weren’t actively cutting salary to get below the cap in 2005……….. I wonder if NY would still be able to pull off Wade and LeBron.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is an important point cablin that I mentioned in my writeup today as well
The $1 million drop in the cap from 2008-09 to next season marks just the second time since the NBA instituted a salary cap starting with the 1983-84 season that the figure has fallen. The fact that the luxury-tax line also appears to be moving steadily downward could prove to be no less damaging to free-agent spending in this and subsequent summers, thanks to the dollar-for-dollar penalty which so many teams are determined to avoid.

The last time? The 2002-03 season because the money from the TV contract switching from NBC to ABC actually went down that season causing revenues to drop and dropping the salary cap as well.

People are making a big deal about this. It’s like anything. If more revenue happens that will help everyone. No more or no less.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANIC! at the MSG

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRP is the Hersey Hawkins to Prez's Shawn Bradley

notice the cool name + player usefulness difference

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:49 PM PDT reply actions  

me = shawn bradley?

what stat converter are you using?

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

notice the cool name + player usefulness difference

( there may also have been player whiteness added in too)

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

shawn bradley is a really average and boring name

i don’t think prezofdeath qualifies as average…but whatever

i am white, so you got me there.

and you probably would have been banned by other mods if it wasn’t for me sticking up for you, so you do have me there—-that is a shawn bradley esque fail. What good is a mod if he sticks up for cloudydays? I mean, seriously.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i guess nobody likes you cloudy

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like myself

so there’s that

lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you sure about that>?

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean real name

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

prezofdeath is more like Earl Boykins

than Shawn Bradley in terms of nameness

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

but prez’s real name ain’t prezofdeath.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

with Hem's initials are HH, so Hersey Hawkins works

but I’m JT, so that would make me Jason Terry.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm

was hawkins more useful than terry is now?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

idk, did Hersey ever get sixth man of the year award?

I wouldn’t be surprised if he did

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I call him Hershey.

(snickers)

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

MY CAT'S NAME IS HERSEY

I hated it when people called her Hershey

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. T.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's kinda' funny

my high school english teacher (rigid, formal guy…really tight wound) always called me Mr. Thatcher, so the global studies teacher across the hall, a laid back dude, started pokin’ fun @ the english teacher by calling me “Mr. T”

It lasted for a couple months, then kinda’ tapered off.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wanna know a kinda funny story? My name became a Bedge “four-letter word.”

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lker?

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zach

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

crosses fingers to get the spirit away

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're Kenny Natt?

Oh wait, nevermind.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Moran?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

No Zaching way!

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I refer to one of my bosses as Mr. T

short, sweet, and reminds me of a coo TV Character/real person

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol you stuck up for me?

thanks el prez I owe you one. to clarify player usefullness factor was in a lub doctor sense

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH BABY YOOUUUUUUUUU
YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEED

signed, cloudydays

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT YOU SAY HE JUST A FRIEND

OH YOU SAY HE JUST A FRIEND

I ♥ that song

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitors form
He told me where it was and I as on my way
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
I arrrived in front of the dormitory
Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didnt know I was in for such an event
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin my girl in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south

Why can't we all just get along?

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 8, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

aka cloudy

Why can't we all just get along?

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 8, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

:(

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

i <3 you

Why can't we all just get along?

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 8, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Men AND Women should be banned from using that

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't support this statement

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's because you use it all the time.

You <3 me.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I ♥ all BEdge girls

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

negative nancy

debbie downer

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Prez?

Negative? Not prez!

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

PREZ IS THE MOST NEGATIVIST MOD

ever

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

ouch.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol rec sir

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meanness

I definitely approve. I <3 L-Train.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

i dont <3 you

Why can't we all just get along?

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 8, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

unless .......

Why can't we all just get along?

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 8, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not a communist

If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone is being mean to me today.

:(

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

everybody ♥ you

it’s why they like making fun of you

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

That has to be it.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

estoy muy serioso

chica

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I know.

I know.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

mentirosa

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

no

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

*Serio

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

i actually did stick up for you today

the mods were asking if your sig was directed at someone or if it was just in general to be funny. i told them you’d never be that mean to someone on purpose.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

. i told them you’d never be that mean to someone on purpose.

lol riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

:)

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only you.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHA

for real?

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes ma'am

where is it from anyway? I honestly don’t know

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dumb & Dumber

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

meanie face

Why can't we all just get along?

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 8, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I refer to it as

Prez & Cloudy.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, come on

that’s low. I wasn’t the one being mean to you up there.

You should have subbed in that other guy for me.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

and you even stuck up for her today too

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you're right. Sorry.

:(

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

stop making fun of yourself

nobody likes self deprecating humor

:)

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because your avatar doesn't cover the whole world :P

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

we are friends.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

There goes that "F" word

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

how do the mods have these convos?

emails back and forth? intense conference calls?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

we use the holographics like you see in star wars

now you know where all the bedge advertising money goes.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

im not sure

if i should lol out of lameness. or think “that’s a really cool idea”

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just jealous of the communal love you have

That’s all.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I ♥ you back

in a totally manly way, of course

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

let guy love open the door
let guy love open the doooor
let guy love open the door…. to your heart

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR THE ONLY MAN WHO HAS EVER BEEN INSIDE OF MEEEEEEEEEEEE

(he took out my appendix…)

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Why can't we all just get along?

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 8, 2009 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

awww if you hadn't said that

you would have had me by the cojones for at least 2 weeks

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

they could have proved useful

el prezidente.

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Prez is al dente spaghetti?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

is Memphis trying to acquire all of the former Jail Blazers?

zach
miles
damon
… whos next?

Why can't we all just get along?

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 8, 2009 12:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Bonzi

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I would thank a god (if I believed in one) every day that he didn't

Because as is, I already am thankful he didn’t.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Qyntel Woods?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why not add Shawn Kemp to this as well

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is for Roybot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qSNcgJtqzw

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:19 AM PDT reply actions  

this is for myself

http://www.selfcreation.com/love/infatuation.htm

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

and no, it's not me loving you

it’s you with your unhealthy addict problem of loving women on bedge

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

meanie face

Why can't we all just get along?

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 8, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think of you when I hear this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6r1175w_lM

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

you think of me?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

All the secrets come out now.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is almost 1230 am after all........

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY past prez's bedtime.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could make myself go to sleep

I knew drinking that Dr Pepper at 8 was a mistake. :(

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

dr pepper is good anytime of the day

never apologize for drinking it.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is

It also keeps me awake when I have class at 940 am and it’s best that I’m up at 7am. I like sleeping 8 hours prez. :)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dr Pepper

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did I say something wrong?

Is it some sort of sacrilege to put a . behind dr?

by fanfaraway on Jul 8, 2009 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

No no you didn't commit any type of blasphemy

Dr. Pepper is excellent stuff. I’m practically addicted to it.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn't correcting ya

He was saying DR. Pepper tastes like Dr. Pepper.

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol ok

I thought he meant it was written without the . I only just woke up an hour ago, so I have an excuse for my lack of insight!

by fanfaraway on Jul 8, 2009 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

For the record

I hate Dr. Pepper. It makes my mouth barf. Tastes like medicine.

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god Morty no!

Now I’m torn… should I try it… Prez and Pooky vs. Morti… who should I believe??

by fanfaraway on Jul 8, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd stab you for a nickel

Morty is pure.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah you wouldn't

cause I’d say… “how much are you getting for this job?” And you’d say “a nickel” and I’d say “well here’s a dollar, go buy yourself something nice”

by fanfaraway on Jul 8, 2009 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

wha?

all he’d have to do is take the dollar and stab you and then get the nickel back!

ECON 201 for ya FFA

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I <3 cloudy

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

you ♥ him

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

who doesn't?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO TAKEBACKS!

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

I’m going to cheat on you with my bed. Good night.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

better than cheating on me

with another BEdger

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

so I finally get caught up and you're gone!

doublt if I have more thatn 5 minutes anyway. Bye

I'm bad, I'm bad - chirp..chirp

by fiercecreature on Jul 8, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

(raises hand)

:)

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

So

Fanfaraway said “fart you all”.

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's fairly impressive

all the way from spain too

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well all they eat is Taco Bell

So, yeah. It is easier than it seems.

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol taco Bell

and Los Dos hermanos

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

that is too funny. It does look like I is farting!

by fanfaraway on Jul 8, 2009 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

ok then I'd say

I’ll give you a dollar to kill the person who wants to kill and would pay you a nickel for it. I’d get into a bidding war, and there is no way anyone can beat me at that, so there!

by fanfaraway on Jul 8, 2009 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

well then i'd stick my tongue out

and run away cause i’d have no comeback

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ that

That’s too funny. (I think you missed the joke too, but it wasn’t that funny so it’s probably a good thing.)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should definitely try it

The people who love it, LOVE it. One of my own sisters loves it to death.

Ya gotta try new things, or you will always wonder what coulda’ been.

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

My wifey loves it too

Whenever she gets one, I try it and say it is gross even though I already know it is gross..

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a friend at work tell me the same thing

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

agreed. It’s gross.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

you've never had dr. pepper?!

serious?!

Ya’ gotta’ try one, just to say you did. Heck, I’ll buy it for you.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Will you buy me something?

I would like a new car.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like a car

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hot Wheels

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're cheap

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least she isn't charging you next day service

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

it is literally

carbonated prune juice

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

No wonder I have to take a dump a lot

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

cleans the bowels out

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

My bowels have been scraped with a fine tooth comb

Let’s put it that way and leave it at that. As is, that’s well beyond TMI.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

TMI

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I 2nd this motion

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

who is he? Does he have another SN?

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

wait, are you serious?

i thought you were joking until i opened his latest 4 blog posts and control F’d your name and didn’t find anything.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, I’m not saying that I am him. I’m just wondering if it is another Bedge regular.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

so he is actually legit? Seemed like a graybeard prank on Bedge.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol you dont remember him from the gameday threads? one time he asked what time it was on the west coast (he lives in NY) because his “math wasn’t too good”. He was dead serious

Meanie Face.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 8, 2009 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha that's awesome.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

So all a mod is just gossiping about the morons that make up Bedge?

Incredible!

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

i was gossiping?

I poked fun at him always complaining about it being his bed time, which he freely admits in the open threads.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who me?

Not me! :P

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

That just leaves all the other SBN blogs

2 down, all the rest to go. LOL

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

ha, where are you banned?

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

StR

Only for a week. No biggie. I got schoolwork and other important stuff to do. I spend too much time chatting on here as is. If not StR, than places like this junk drawer. LOL

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

what’d you do, threaten to kill Section214?

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

No cussed too many people out

Typical stuff.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, he actually said something nice to him

that’s never happened before, so the blog owner freaked out and banned pookey because he wasn’t quite sure what pook was going to do next.

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be funny

I kinda really wish that was the case. Because that would be something pretty cool to be banned for. I just am typical in that I’m too big of a jerk to let the idiots go there.

Here, it’s easy. I’m not a Blazer fan. There? I just can’t let it go.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn't be!

Then who?

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably Santa

But Mrs Klaus hasn’t confirmed yet so it’s still tentative at this time.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

DISASTER!

best hijacked thread.

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

that is because I ignore his posts.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

i wish my bedtime was 12

i never feel like sleepin’ till 1 or 2

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

B

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

de nada L

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want Hinrich.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:28 AM PDT reply actions  

he does have title experience.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who is the stache?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Adam Morrison.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry I asked

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Roybot

check your email if you want a laugh

I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.

by prezofdeath on Jul 8, 2009 12:28 AM PDT reply actions  

your avatar always makes me think of a large Italian chef… the white at the top is his floppy hot, the yellow is pizza dough.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t change it. I like to instantly recognize an avatar and know who is talking.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I plan to keep mine for a long time. I crack up every time I look at it.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

What's so special about Jerryd Bayless?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, it’s just a funny picture.

Jerry’d is interesting, but he’s not a definite answer.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't remember what I used to think it was.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also thought it was a map at one point.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is a lovely picture.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:40 AM PDT reply actions  

It explains the bow tie on draft night

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

HEY FELLAS

new junk

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 8, 2009 12:42 AM PDT reply actions  

UH OH.

Tinfoil is gonna be pissed.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zach is a better name

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know you can comment on Blazersedge from your phone or PDA? SB Nation has launched mobile commenting. Check it out next time you’re at the game or bar and have something to say.

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

smh

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

She's a lil' but country

And I’m a lil’ bit rock n’ roll…

And when we get together…

I dunno the rest of the song.

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

gross but aren't they siblings?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

all 23948230 of them

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 8, 2009 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

craaaaaazy Utah-onians

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHO?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhhhh you kids today

With your rip raps and baggy jeans and Pringles and Dr peppers…

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

the Osmonds.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a little bit country… the song, you’ve heard it, yes?

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s late, I mean SHE’s, not I’m

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 8, 2009 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

booo

another case of failed internet sarcasm

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well you're just a little kid

You don’t know stuff us big kids know.

You’re just a steel town kid on a Saturday night, looking for the fight of your life.

by Mortimer on Jul 8, 2009 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

In the real time world no one sees me at all
They all say I’m crazy

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 8, 2009 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Talking to yourself is the first sign of mental failure

Responding to this almost 7 hours later is the 2nd step.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

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