Junk Drawer 7/7/09 - Ugly Clothes
by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 6:00 AM PDT
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I'm watching a replay of yesterday's Courtside and Wendell Maxey has on an ugly shirt. He also has a neat Oden article on his webthingy.
My wife hates it when I wear my Red Green shirt. I think it's funny and she is just being mean. I used to watch Red Green all the time. That show is funny.
Do you have an ugly shirt that you like and no one else seems to care for?
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Mayhem was at the table next to me at CPK yesterday
He is a loud ‘loud talker.’
I said to my house guest, ‘Hey, that’s a MMA guy’, and they whipped their heads around so fast that lots of other people turned around. Kids these days know nothing about discretion.
by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 6:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jason Miller rules. He's insane, but he rules.
Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.
by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will finish the secret message
“Children”
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 6:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It was troops
I was going to go with that or “Why does Jacob hate LMA?” I guess I made the wrong choice.
by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah man, I just read that and was going to write troops.
Why did you have to spoil it? What was the prize?
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 6:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry about that
I guess it is for the best that it didn’t work. I don’t know why Mortimer hates ‘em. I just don’t want him to get hurt.
by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mortimer is a big boy
He can take care of his own bidness.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I also thought about going with
“Dance Academy”….or “All Male revue”
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From main page "efficient martial arts master ducks his blows and delivers 92 shots to the jejunum."
Sorry Tom….he loves me more
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 6:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't doubt it
I’m really trying to embrace the thorn in the side role here at BE.
by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope it festers but pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease don't get banned.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Jul 7, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't even have to break the rules to get banned these days.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the mods are getting soft
We haven’t banned anyone in over 28 hours.
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yo yo yo
step up your game yo.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how many comments have i had deleted?
Communism is the very definition of failure.
by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
gotta bribe a mod dawg
or just email him.
(he will even gossip with you!)
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's hard to say
you have like 98 screen names though.
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you could just click some magic mod buttons and tell me my normal screen name?
by Sheed On The Loading Dock on Jul 7, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the power of the dark side is unlimited
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So there's a magic IP comparison button, eh?
Sweet. I tried to delete my mysterious third identity, but I couldn’t find a delete account button.
by Sheed On The Loading Dock on Jul 7, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
third identity?
don’t you mean 13th identity? ;-p
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
as if you didn't have enough stalker tools at your disposal already
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope. Just 3 for me. I am not LTrain.
by Sheed On The Loading Dock on Jul 7, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahh you're right, i didn't actually click to see who you are
yeah, your latest one you created is kinda’ disturbing.
i thought you avoided that stuff.
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was following the crowd. one of like six that dayof a similar subject matter..
like i said, tried to delete it.
by Sheed On The Loading Dock on Jul 7, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
me gusta tu user name
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
gracias, hombre de dias malos
by Sheed On The Loading Dock on Jul 7, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
por que?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think what i said it thank you, man of bad days.
i don’t know how to say cloudy
by Sheed On The Loading Dock on Jul 7, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oooooooooooooh
nublado is what i was always taught
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but this name and your real name are both golden.
def. top 10 bedge names
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is there a way you could show a screen shot
of what the “list of all identities” looks like without actually blowing someone’s cover? major curiosity going on.
by Sheed On The Loading Dock on Jul 7, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
one of my SNs became pointless when you got mod powers =[
Communism is the very definition of failure.
by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no ...
Communism is the very definition of failure.
by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh i get it
Communism is the very definition of failure.
by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 7, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
which one?
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the prez impersonater one?
hahah that was funny back when you did it. it was kinda’….spooky.
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
can't wait for my O Live impersonator
to come on here with his “cloudygays” username
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The fact that you have an impersonator says things about that person
Only a desperate fool would impersonate you.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But, I suppose it makes sense
It’s probably just a ploy to get to Roybot anyway.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 8, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hi?
Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.
by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hello Roybot Fan Club President.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you guys are ruthless
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh espetar!
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't even need mod powers to think back and remember some of yours
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Draft Dejuan Blair and Surjeeoh Rawdreeguz are the two that pop into my head.
can’t remember any others at the moment
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bibby signs a three year, 18 million deal with Atlanta.
Would he have been worth it at that price for our team?
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 6:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And Odom wants 10 million, which the Lakers will not offer.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know
i just don’t see him as a huge upgrade over Blake
by medmelon on Jul 7, 2009 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oops, I just made a fanshot for that
And no, I don’t want Bibby. He is really just an expensive Blake at this point in time.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I write these things it is done on the assumption that you have already created a fanshot based on the event five seconds earlier.
This is the way in which Blazer’s Edge works.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
you're expanding my culinary knowledge with that poll
never heard of the bottom 2. They’re that bad?
by medmelon on Jul 7, 2009 6:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You should try natto
It took my two years to come up with an avatar and sig
and this is the best I could come up with.
by einman77 on Jul 7, 2009 6:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm
I think I might have had that. I’m not sure though.
by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would be an experience that sticks with you.
It took my two years to come up with an avatar and sig
and this is the best I could come up with.
by einman77 on Jul 7, 2009 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had something similar at the bottom of my shave ice
by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love chinchulines
They’re the small intestine of the cow, twisted together and grilled in the barbecue. Great stuff, although some people find them really gross.
by medmelon on Jul 7, 2009 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Almost seems like chitlins.
I’ve only had tripe.
by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Check it out and tell me if you still think you know about it.
If you want to know how to pick up Japanese women, here’s a crash course. That’s just a spoof, but that’s how a lot of the TV is here. Needless to say, I don’t have one.
It took my two years to come up with an avatar and sig
and this is the best I could come up with.
by einman77 on Jul 7, 2009 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
I think a lot of Japanese food started out on a dare.
by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Red Green is one of the better shows out there.
It takes a Canadian to really be funny. Americans just aren’t as good at it. And apparently it takes a Canadian to be Steve Nash. Alas, poor Sergio never had a chance….
μὴ φοβοῦ, μόνον πίστευε.
by T Darkstar on Jul 7, 2009 6:54 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
just different humor
In general, americans have to tear down others to make a joke, whereas canadians don’t have to hurt someone’s feelings just to be funny.
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll give you kids in the hall
but I will raise you a dave chapelle
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have never heard of it.
What is it on?
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tour de France
Astana team has just started the team timetrial. Let’s see if this time they don’t leave Contador behind…
by medmelon on Jul 7, 2009 7:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TdF - where amazing happens
Armstrong is virtual yellow jersey pending the second half of the stage. Don’t think he’ll keep it after the Pyrenees, but you gotta hand it to the guy, what an effort, 38 years old, 3 years off cycling but comes back in cracking form.
by medmelon on Jul 7, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you really think Lance is clean? I don’t know what to think, but then again, I hate watching people ride bikes AND wearing rubber bracelets, so maybe I just don’t care enough.
He has a cool story though—coming back from cancer to become a dominant athlete and to punk Cheryl Crow… I like it.
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09
by ArbyOSU on Jul 7, 2009 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be honest
I don’t have a clue. I try to think he’s clean, but then again, doping used to be so widespread in cycling a few years back, plus he used to work with Michele Ferrari…who knows?
BTW, the stage is over, and he didn’t get the jersey for a tenth of a second. What a pity, it would have been nice to see him wearing it again.
by medmelon on Jul 7, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cycling is like baseball in that respect, only it’s harder for most people to get into and is fringe sport in this country, especially for spectators. Kind’ve like going on a bike ride with Barry Bonds and A-Rod…
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09
by ArbyOSU on Jul 7, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he's clean.
WAAAAY too many tests now…..and I just don’t think you can cheat with the biological passports. If your blood profile shows anything beyond a normal range, you sit until it comes into range. Plus blood is kept for future tests…..the downside is simply too big for him.
Too bad he missed the yellow jersey by less than a second.
by antediluvian on Jul 7, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well if he DID cheat
He’s the best cheater of all time and still deserves to keep his awards.
If anyone was gonna get caught, it is him. EVERYONE be tryin’ to get him caught!
The perfect crime.
Mortimer
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What kind of trophy do you think he would get if they gave out the "Best Cheater Award?"
I am imagining something that is poop brown and is roughly the size of your pinky. Would you be required to give a speech or some kind of statement after winning said award?
“I would just like to thank my supplier, my whizzinator, and my dog for supplying false bloodwork so that I could cheat and cheat and ultimately win this award.”
Can I get a headband? One for my peeps, one for the fans in the really cheap seats, one for my momma, one for the mayor, and if you wanna get down with the players, YOU GOTTA GET A HEADBAND!
by peseme16 on Jul 7, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hypercolor T-Shirts.
I always wished my parents had bought me a hypercolor shirt, but they didn’t. Now that I look back, I’m happy they didn’t.
I’m also happy that they didn’t let me grow a rat tail. I definitely wanted one of those too.
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09
by ArbyOSU on Jul 7, 2009 8:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So is anyone watching the MJ Memorial today?
I have it on at my desk. Where was all this support when he was being charged? It really makes me sad.
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
by twiggs on Jul 7, 2009 8:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nope
we were discussing earlier the unbelievable amount some people were paying for tickets on ebay
how’s it look like?
by medmelon on Jul 7, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crazy
And being at the Staples center, there is bound to be a riot or something. I think it’s going to be interesting, I hope people stay calm.
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
by twiggs on Jul 7, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope they burn it down
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank god you arent innundated with 24 hour news coverage
of what Kobe and Magic had to say. I swear i cant listen to the radio without hearing their speeches 100 times
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't interest me at all.
But watching his family squeeze the last precious pennies out of him is certainly entertaining.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't interest lots of people I suppose.
It’s a total media circus. I just think that it’s really sad how these “fans” are coming through by the millions now that he’s passed away.
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
by twiggs on Jul 7, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The facebook reaction following his death was astounding.
The media portrays him as a monster, a paedophile, someone not fit to be a human being and we lap it up like candy for years. Now, after he is dead and long after he has done anything meaningful, we mourn his death on mass. This monster. The hypocracy of people is truly amazing.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
Everyone just forgot the last 20 years.
by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sho' didn't
MJ bums me the heck out.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was more sad after 1995 when the real Michael Jackson died.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
by LeafHawk on Jul 7, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he died after the Bad album
If he was gonna die young ANYWAY, I wish he woulda’ died then.
Happy memories and we all don’t questionably love him ever more.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked some stuff off of Dangerous. Even a track or two off HIStory.
But yah, it definitely overall dropped off after Bad.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
by LeafHawk on Jul 7, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember liking some Dangerous too
But him being far gone and too weird and broken had already taken shape.
I’d rather he went out still on top, without the creepy questions.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dangerous is really
when he started to withdraw.. some songs are there are like why dont you love me, oh wait, leave me alone
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Simmons mentioned this in the Klosterman podcast. Great listen, especially because Klosterman calls Simmons out on the Dunleavy thing.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never read Klosterman's books, but I like his POV on things
The reaction by the general public makes sense. Any time a huge celebrity passes away, all past sins are forgiven. What’s more shocking is how two-faced members of the media and music industry have been. Where was all this support and introspection on his life the past 10 years?
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 7, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The American media is hypocritical? Never.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I KNOW RIGHT
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 7, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys just blew my mind
I wish I was still in college so I could write a paper about biase in the mass media!!!!!
Instead, I have to live with my thesis on how Miley Cyrus is ugly :-(
It woulda’ done better if I graduated college when she was famous, and not before. They thought I was just picking on Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter for ironic value, but I wasn’t. I WASN’T.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny—my thesis was on how Billy Ray Cyrus’ seed would breed pop excellence. I got an A+, but my teacher was Ryan Seacrest, so I didn’t really feel like I earned it.
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09
by ArbyOSU on Jul 7, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are a true visionary
While I was trying to warn the world, you accepted the inevitable and profited from it.
Bravo!
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I try hard to see the potential in every celebrity's loins...
It blew Seacrest’s mind though. He actually left academia to chase his crazy dream of producing the worst yet most popular TV programming known to man.
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09
by ArbyOSU on Jul 7, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs
is a great book.
by DrivetheLane on Jul 7, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes it is.. not his best in my opinion
but very very good
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was basically Gary Glitter with more hits.
That and he had more money and didn’t get convicted.
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09
by ArbyOSU on Jul 7, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Sweetney is back on the Knicks summer league roster
Giving hope to overweight players everywhere. Sean May thanks you.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 9:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This
Blogging at RidiculousUpside, where my terrible writing meets people's eyes.
by Aisander D on Jul 7, 2009 9:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for the Courtside link, Tom.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
by timbo on Jul 7, 2009 9:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And why wasn't POI one of the "grosser than gross" options?
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
by timbo on Jul 7, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...... or parsnips???
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
by timbo on Jul 7, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lima beans are good, parsnips suck.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
by timbo on Jul 7, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do not dare insult Parsnips!
Roasted in french mustard and honey til crispy, my heaven. Or Parsnip crisps. Either one is good.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can make mashed parsnips instead of mashed potatoes and it's good apparantly
also, i’ve heard celery root you can do the same with
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've had mashed celery in Norway.
Nothing to report really, bland. Mashed swede and carrot is a staple of my family.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poi kind of grew on me
I could put grits on the list.
by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
grits = great
poi = purple sludge
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In happy, fun-time news.
The Palin for President tour continues. A video interview on the beach (No bikini)
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 9:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/7/7/940725/greg-prefers-candyce-over-conley
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 9:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ummm-hummmmm.... Accident...... Right!
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
by timbo on Jul 7, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just googled "Where's Waldo"
And that’s one of the top 3 photo suggestions.
by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Greg in Hawaii
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 9:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If I was him
I would dye my temples grey, just for effect.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has the bigger boobs
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you think she suckles his breasts when they slow dance?
by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know I would.
She’s a fool if she don’t.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well done, G.O., well done.
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09
by ArbyOSU on Jul 7, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh wait, is that Greg's daughter or a lady friend?
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09
by ArbyOSU on Jul 7, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He won her, in a game of chance
Greg can do the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sooo... neither then?
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09
by ArbyOSU on Jul 7, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She was kidnapped from him and forced into the adult film industry
Just like the film HARDCORE, starring George C. Scott, but in real life stars Greg Wayne Oden.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and he rescued her by winning her in a game of chance with the pornographers
Forgot the mention that part.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would that've been counted as a steal or a block?
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09
by ArbyOSU on Jul 7, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't want to reduce love down to a term... besides love.
(nods meaningfully)
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about a new stat column called "Steals of the Heart"?
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09
by ArbyOSU on Jul 7, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked the advanced stat
SoTHER
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they’ve been dating for quite a while. She’s actually older than him by a few years.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GROSS
By Prez’s standards she is a cougar then.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was hoping someone would hit the softball I lobbed across the plate.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it took about two minutes. Well done team.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH MY GOD! She was a SENIOR this year.
by Corvid on Jul 7, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just made me barf in my pants
Greg’s just using her for her social security checks.
He’s just biding his time, and when she dies, he gets her house. THE PERFECT CRIME.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just happy he isn't into some weird guys or girls
She looks like she can keep him grounded and motivated, but also has her own life and doesn’t take crap from him.
Yeah, I can do psychological profiles from holiday pictures.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is my favorite pic
Fun Factoid: Greg wrote this in the sand himself, but he didn’t use his hands or his feet.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
hahah yeah, i would do that too since i'm half black...bottom half
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
REC
Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.
by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's usually how I write things too
I’m also half black, although I’m pretty sure it’s my left half. I curve
I want Greg Oden to tuck me in at night and tell me stories about the old times
by Juiceman76 on Jul 7, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did the picture Morty posted disappear for anyone else?
by Corvid on Jul 7, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I meant he wrote it with his nose
Why are people racist against noses?!?!
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your comment is there, but the picture is missing
I keep refreshing to see if it’ll pop up again. That happened once with one of MiledAnimal’s pictures.
by Corvid on Jul 7, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think Morty is the failure in this process...he linked it to a bad site
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not there for me too...
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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was a pic of you and Prez on the beach
watup qb
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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why'd you have to go there?
Seriously, we were alone on that beach!
by Quik_Baller on Jul 7, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your FACE doesn't work
You guys need up optimize your quad levels on your computers, the zinthrox aptitude mixers is broke!
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why must people spell their names wrong? WHYYYYY?
Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.
by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She was named after Andrew Dice Clay
It is pronounced Can-Dice, like a pair of dice.
So, it is spelled right.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BUT IT HAS A Y IN IT!
Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.
by TheTinfoil on Jul 7, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worked for me that time
Wonder if it’ll stick around.
by Corvid on Jul 7, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe they broke up?
And the pic disappearing is telling us sumthin :-(
Poor Greg, He needs our love more than ever right now!
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ALL of the pictures are back for me
It must be true love.
by Corvid on Jul 7, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THEY GOT MARRIED
HUZZAH GREGORY AND CAN-DYCE!!
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It works for me
U guyz arent 1337 LIKE ME.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Posting and Toasting is excited about Darko in NY. So am I… the possibilities are endless.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 10:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here's two:
Possibility 1: D’Antoni’s system actually makes Darko a productive player
Possibility 2: If #1 doesn’t happen, MSG explodes from the matter/anti-matter like reaction of D’Antoni with a player that can’t produce. Seriously, he turned Chris Duhon into a decent NBA pg.
by Quik_Baller on Jul 7, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm telling everyone
If Darko remains in the NBA and doesn’t take a less lucrative Euro offer, he will have a Prrzybilla-esque renewed career in the near future.
He’s already a good defender, shot blocker, rebounder, much better than Joel was at the same age and point in his career.
Darko as a #2 pick in the 2003 draft is bad, Darko as a role playin big man could be real good.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pretty sure Mort is serious. Darko is underrated because he was picked ahead of Carmelo, Wade, and Bosh.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No sarcasm, straight seriousiness bruh!
Darko is underrated.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kwame sucks though
Not just for a #1 pick, he just is a big body. Useful enough, but not good.
Darko is feisty and reboundy and shot blocky and dunky.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm... I've seen him play, and didn't like it.
Then I see the stats here and I still don’t like it.
17 mins/g on the Grizz?
4.5 rebs/g?
horrible FT %
sometimes a good FG%
otherwise, nothing’s jumping out at me
I say meh.
by Quik_Baller on Jul 7, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I watch him
I see a good rebounder, a TOUGH defender who doesn’t take no guff, and a good shot blocker.
A role player, not a #2 pick. A GOOD role player though.
He’ll never be a star, so don’t get me wrong, but a better-than-Joel role player. I was hoping we’d snag him as a replacement for Joel in the long run, because that’s the type of role I think Darko will be good in.
His negatives are bad FT%, and he seems pretty annoying. He’s got a chip on his shoulder, which is good in games, but makes people around him think he is annoying. I don’t think that’s so bad in someone who just turned 24.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brown
is a surprisingly good pick and roll defender
beyond that he sucks
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's got the mobility for that?
I believe ya, I just always saw him as so plodding. And those HANDS. Enough can’t be said about those hands.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it surprised me
that he had a skill, but that is it
the hands are really bad
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do this many channels really need to cover this funeral?
Ugh. It’s taking over the tv.
by Timmay! on Jul 7, 2009 10:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MJ was really good looking fellow before all the surgery
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he looked cool!
Nicely shaped afro, good lookin’ guy.
If he hated his nose so, I wish he stopped muckin’ with it around pre-Thriller. Still looked natural then.
The dude was BROKEN. No fixing him.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His father probably had a lot to do with that
His first nose job was still good (definitely for how far the technology and experience with that procedure (I would assume open) was at that time. Then it quickly went downhill. And his claims that he was getting white due to vitiligo where a bit too much.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, if he had white patches from the disease
Why not fill it in with a more natural brown color?
And claiming he only had 2 surgeries… see, with him, I worry that he believes it.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I agree
His dad/parents broke him, it appears. Some people can handle that abuse and be okay later, but MJ wasn’t one of them it seems. And then he’s so rich he can do whatever crazy thing he wants, and hire people around him who don’t tell him no and help him do the crazy stuff he wants to do… etc.
BAD PARENTS RUIN THE WORLD.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From what I heard the first rhinoplasty was botched and created breathing problems for him that were never fully correctable
Also, from what I understand, the topical treatments for his vitiligo accelerated the skin color deterioration
Blazers win!
by The X-man on Jul 7, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mmmmm-hmmmmmmm. Right.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
by timbo on Jul 7, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeap, his dad when Michael was growing up used to tell him his nose was ugly
by shoothoop on Jul 7, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Greg needs to get back in the gym
He’s not allowed to have fun.
by jksnake99 on Jul 7, 2009 11:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
watup snakes, how was your 4th?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pretty good
no big news to report though
by jksnake99 on Jul 7, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I loved it when Bayno said that Greg going back to Ohio State was a really good thing. There were a lot of people angry at Greg for making the decision… but it was the right one.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't it BEFORE he got in the gym though?
One last hurrah before it is a decade of working out and no fun at all EVER.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, it was...he looked slim
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT!!?!??! Norsktroll's bff is on tv right now for the MJ tribute
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 11:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want Greg to be good next year so bad
by jksnake99 on Jul 7, 2009 11:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he was good this year, sans fouls.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean actually, really good though
So that I don’t have to half-heartedly defend the Oden pick to all my friends.
by jksnake99 on Jul 7, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, if he hadn’t been in foul trouble this year, he would have been at 15/10, 14/9 territory. I don’t think you need to defend that. Plus, he’ll be better than he was last year by default.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want him to be good enough that I wouldn't swap he and Bayless for Lopez and Durant in a heartbeat
I want to actually have to think twice about that.
by jksnake99 on Jul 7, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mort had a great point yesterday: Bayno taught Zach how to play in the low post. If Greg gets that type of game, watch out. Add in his improved conditioning, lighter weight…
I know what you mean. I want him to be good.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did I say that?
Someone else did I think, but it’s a good point.
If he is in shape, which it sounds like he is, he’ll be very good next year. The more actual SKILL he adds, the better.
Because, obviously, he was raw as cookie dough with no real post moves whatsoever (the hook shot was a premature baby, it wasn’t ready to be born yet), and still was effective. Just needed to stay on the floor!
And if he’s in shape, he should be able to. He won’t be perfect, or what Oden will eventually be next season, but by staying on the floor he’ll be very good.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have said how happy and less worried I am that Bayno is there
Oden on his own makes me worry, but I remain optimistic.
Bayno there makes me no worry no cry no NUTHIN’. Bayno is the man. Players love him and always improve under him, especially one with the natural gifts that Oden has.
I got friends at Loyola who are annoyed with Bayno because he recruited these players and then left ‘em, but I’m a Blazer fan. Screw Loyola!
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LMA improved remarkably this season around the beginning of February, about the same time that Bayno returned to the team.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think a coach like that
Who isn’t a big man but knows the secrets of being a big man, is better than having a former player who was a big man. Most of the time, anyways.
Usually, great players can’t break down why they are great. An outside observer is better at it.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LMA had no post game to speak of, but Bayno did a great job giving him a few fluid moves. Oden already has a pretty decent short-range jumper… I think he has good touch. If Bayno can just give him two moves, his weight alone would make them impossible to stop.
Apparently Bayno really wants to get Oden to LA to participate in the UCLA scrimmages. That would be nice.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a big thing that makes me think Oden will be better than Howard
His TOUCH is SOFT, like Z-Bo, whereas Howard has the touch of stone.
His weight and size alone made him a Dunky-Kong, so a few moves he can feel CONFIDENT in (which he didn’t appear all season) will mean a lot. He can get whatever post position he wants, and he has great hands. Confidence in the lil’ baby jump hook will open everything up for us.
I mean, we all saw how he was doubled every game, even with no post moves. He’s just too big. He also handled the doubles well, and hardly turned it over when passing it. He’s always been doubled though, so I guess he’s had practice at it.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that if “hockey assists” were kept track of, Oden would have rated very well last year.
I just want Greg to have three basic moves: face up for jump shot, up and under, and baby hook.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and the requisite
monster two-handed jam.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Jul 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kareem's Skyhook
That would be nice.
by LewisClark on Jul 7, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I would trade
up and under for drop step
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
come on guys
I like Oden too, but Howard is so much better of an athlete than Oden at this point. Maybe Oden gets back close to that level but who knows?
Also, Oden had a grand total of one assist after the Maggette injury. He is a solid passer but his hands were just awful last year. It was painful to watch at times.
by jksnake99 on Jul 7, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
also Oden showed few signs of being half the defender Howard is
by jksnake99 on Jul 7, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never said Greg would be better than Dwight. I’ll let Mort respond to that.
As far as the defense and athleticism, I won’t judge until this coming season.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, this next season is huge
Another injury would be very damaging to his pysche, and he NEEDS to be in shape to show what he can do, and what he really needs to work on.
I know I underrated how out of shape he’d be, but I also didn’t know how much they limited his lower body work outs.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh wait, Jake is here?
To say he had one assist after blah blah? I almost added that to prevent him from noting it. :-) What does that stat even mean, when he wasn’t asked to do that? It’s just an oddity stat. It would matter more if it applied to Bayless more than it does to Oden, when Oden had a very good turnover rate from his passes.
His HANDS were good. His technique was not. Bringing the ball low and whatnot.
Obviously many of my predictions are reliant on Oden being in good shape, and based on how all recent micro sufferers have recovered.
He knows what to do defensively, but was too out of shape. Once he is in shape, BAM, he’s set.
And OBVIOUSLY Howard is a better athlete right now. But Oden is quite a bit bigger, still very athletic for his size, and stand to get more athletic as he gets back in shape and continue to recover from micro. Perhaps Howard always wins the more athletic contest, but Oden has better passing, hands, and touch around the basket to go along with a much bigger body.
Howard is a finisher, while Oden has the potential to be a guy you can pass to and he can find the open man, like he was doing before the Maggette injury.
It’s a thing only time will tell, but I’m very confident that if he is in shape, he’ll be good this season. And then he’ll keep adding skill and experience as he does on.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I also 100% know
I cannot reasonably defend my thinking that Oden will be better than Howard.
There is nothing besides predictions based on my amateur scouting that fuel this belief. So, I know I can’t ever prove it until he is actually better than Howard, if it ever happens.
At the very least, I think he’s been blessed with too much goodness, and he can’t help but be a very good center.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I doubt Greg
will ever be the weakside defender that Howard is, but I think his man to man D will be better.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
greg's weakside was pretty good at Ohio State
hopefully he can return back to form and more
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it should be good
but Dwight’s is near the top of the league
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's true
But hell, weakside defense is overrated anywho.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, scouts marveled at his ability to make opponents try weird triple-pump fakes in fear of getting swatted
I would so love to add a player like Gerald Wallace to the mix. Put Batum and Joel in the second unit, and we can name the Blazers the SWAT Team.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was the biggest thing that he was set back in
In college, he would OWN his hoop, but this season he was tentative about blocking shots, which I think could be for a variety of reasons.
Foul trouble, slow instincts from the lost year, bad reactions from being out of shape, etc.
I know he has it in him though, since we saw it before. Like with most of the problems, I think the solution is being in shape.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
let's hope JQ is wrong yet again
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that would be sweet
if players would stop doing the showy all or nothing volleyball spike blocks.
a block is pretty overrated when it does not result in a change of possession
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nic is pretty good at pinning the ball against the board
So was Greg in college.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love those blocks
THAT is owning someone. Pin it against the board, and take it away.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i prefer the pryzbilla block that turns into a steal
‘gimmie that!’
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I totally remember that
I knew exactly which block ya meant.
I LOVE that one.
Blocks that lead to a change in possession should count as a steal as well, if they don’t.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mark Eaton had a sweet one like it as well
I can’t find it on youtube, but basically a short point guard came in and Mark just raised his hands and took it away without even trying. Completely nonchalant.
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there was another great one
where jordan was trailing a guy like nic does and instead of pinning it against the glass he went up and caught it and just stood there waiting for the guy to turn around.. genius
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that with one hand?
That would be…
by LewisClark on Jul 7, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was in college!
The instincts are there, as is the body. He’s still more than athletic enough to be one, even if there is a drop off.
I hope his man to man D is better, because Howard is really overrated there.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Howard
has a pretty high center of gravity
I think Greg will be fine to good on weakside,but not as good as Howard
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we dont' need weakside as long as LMA steps up and covers his
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't expect LMA to be so good at that to cover for someone else
I see LMA as a guy who blocks some shots with his length, but not a shotblocker.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Howard is so overrated on defense, how do you explain...
… Orlando being the #1 defensive team in the NBA?
Are Hedo and Lewis that good?
by jksnake99 on Jul 7, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
overrated on man-to-man post defense is what I think Mort was trying to say.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Howard is the DPOY and deservedly so
I can’t consider him overrated in any part of his D.
by jksnake99 on Jul 7, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's been lazy there this season and in the past
Plus showing on screen and rolls.
SVG complained about it a few times, and watching Howard he’ll Shaq it sometimes.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Howard is a great anchor for a defense
Quick reactions, very athletic.
He is no KG though. DPOY goes to whoever gets the most blocks or the most press at the time of the voting; it is meaningless.
Wade was in the running as well, and his man to man isn’t good either.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Howard was the anchor of the best defensive team in the league
I completely disagree that he is no KG. He will be the league’s best defender for years to come.
by jksnake99 on Jul 7, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has great inside presence with his size and athleticism
Does he come out to the perimeter to break up picks like KG? Steal the ball? I would say at least less often.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fair enough
However, I would say his overall defensive impact last season was greater than that of any other player.
by jksnake99 on Jul 7, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would say, almost always
That is exactly what he doesn’t do. He doesn’t leave the basket area. He doesn’t give a lot of effort on man to man either, but it hardly comes up because there are hardly any good post scoring centers ANYWHERE, let alone the East.
Which is great for tending the goal, and he gets a lot of blocks, but it isn’t all he could do and all someone like KG can do.
Blocks are great, both for defending the basket and the mental impact it makes on the enemy team, but they’re way overrated.
Part of his lack of effort could be tied to not wanting to be in foul trouble and whatnot. That is understandable. I still say he is overrated as an actual defender (like, defending a person he is guarding), while he is great at blocking shots weakside.
Guys coming into the lane are likely scared of getting swatted by him, but I doubt any big men are scared of his defense.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know how I should put it
I think Dwight Howard is more Marcus Camby than he is Hakeem.
On defense. On offense, he is a bigger Amare, with no jumper. That’s pretty tough to beat though, but totally reliant on others (but most big men are, so that isn’t news).
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dwight Howard is Moses Malone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXZZDc27c28
Y’all will see Oregon’s own Bucky Buckwalter at the 1:33 mark here.
by AK1984 on Jul 7, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Courtside last night had Bayno talking.
He said now that Greg’s healed up from Mircofracture, he’ll sotp jump-stoping and bringing the ball down low. Apparently he didn’t get clearance to jump off of one leg, or something along those lines, until recently, and now they’re getting him up to speed. So that when he receives the ball of the Pick and Roll, he can just go up with it. That pleased me to no end. And I have no idea if I accurately described what I heard.
μὴ φοβοῦ, μόνον πίστευε.
by T Darkstar on Jul 7, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is there a podcast of Courtside?
Bayno is really good one on one…having him name Oden as his project elates me to no end
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
subscribe to the blazers official podcast
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Basically all his releases should be higher giving him a better angle. And on drives, he will now be able to immediately take two steps and then rise with a knee up “Gasol-style” so defenders can’t block him easily while he hesitates and don’t take charges against him all the time.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I trust Bayno implicitly
But I think a lot of Blazer fans are burned after last season’s off-season hyping of Oden, and what he was doing in practice.
Everyone’s got a “i’ll believe it when I see it” mentality, which I can’t blame them for.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I put in Dave's last post
I do hope he looks mobile and better in shape come August/September. Gushing about how quick compared to other Cs and big he was already happened last year.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One thing that confused me
Was Roy would go and say, repeatedly, that he sees Oden do this great stuff in practice, but Oden wouldn’t do it in games, and he would say it’s just Oden’s head.
So, maybe the micture of mental blockage and out of shapey-ness combined to create tentativeness.
Practices are more stop and start I bet, so he could catch his breath more easily.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bayno did mention that they talked a lot about basketball and life
Incl. with the strength trainer Greg knows since college.
I really hope he can mentor Greg a bit, and talk to him about what went wrong for him and what chances Greg has.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True on the hyping....but
much of that hyping was done by those very same fans.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Jul 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't mean to make that opening paragraph sound so aggressive, Jake
You know I love ya!
I just meant to add the “1 assist” stat because I knew you would throw it in there, and so I thought it was funny when ya said it :-)
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wuss
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't wanna bum him out of a nice debate is all
I didn’t re-read it before I posted it, don’t wanna make it seem more serious than it is.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hard to see what im referencing way down here
but didnt he leave Loyola due to health reasons?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he says being the head coach was hurting his health
It is vague what the health reasons are, and Loyola people are upset with him over it, both for the players and for the school.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that seems silly
if the man cant do the job, he shouldnt. health is far more important. besides loyola sucks and will suck. TAKE THAT LOYOLA
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohhh snap
I got Loyola here right now, and they are STEAMING mad but can’t do nuthin’ bout it.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just like the fact
they go to LOYOLA MARYMOUNT!..
GET A BRAIN MORANS
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wasn’t it the stress from the job that he couldn’t handle?
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, that was supposedly a large part of it
I am fine with him coming back to the Blazers, I’d rather he was helping develop Oden over hanging with losers at Loyola.
But everyone I know from there (quite a bit, I guess) is mad at him and thinks he’s a jerk. Like, an actual jerk, not just a jerk for leaving.
But I could care less! Players love him, and I think they got sour grapes for him leaving and aren’t thinking as Blazer fans (which everyone should think as).
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
im gonna go lakers fan on you here
“haterz”
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
real.haters
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kobe Bryant and Magic Johnson on stage at the Michael Jackson funeral.
I could comment on this, but I fear that it may result in my lifetime ban.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
by LeafHawk on Jul 7, 2009 11:17 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Magic said MJ helped him be a better basketball player
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What a liar
The funeral thingy isn’t everyone trying to pretend he was normal, is it?
It sucks that the first black major performer on MTV and stuff was ashamed of being black.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone needs to tell him that it was the other MJ that did that.
μὴ φοβοῦ, μόνον πίστευε.
by T Darkstar on Jul 7, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, is there any way
That MJ’s young kids aren’t raised by the Jacksons?
Can we intervene before there’s another problem?
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not happening.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the parents arent together anymore are they?
they need to keep them kids away from Joe at all costs
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't watching
But now I’ll turn it on.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
jennifer hudson looks great that far along her pregnancy
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 11:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm dubious of the use of "Sound Track of My Life"
That’s seems to be thrown around by everyone in light of MJ. I know we all want to pretend we are the stars in our very own sitcom, but, someone’s death shouldn’t be the grounds for which you make claim to their music as a kind of backdrop to your life.
Only great heroes have their own theme music, per “I’m gonna get you sucka”.
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 7, 2009 11:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Testing mobile post on iPhone
Did this work yo???
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 11:29 AM PDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Testing
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 11:30 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
wow, mobile is not that great...it takes you back to the beginning after you post
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
It really sucks.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It doesn't show the new comments either, does it?
Or auto refresh.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just had to visit BE without an ad blocker. OMG, I had no idea.
Stupid Google Ads “Tired of Losing”, banners for “1000 of Russian Ladies” for marriage, “Debt Problems”
What a crap.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 11:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For long threads, I use Chrome over Firefox, so no adblock
I had sound on the other day, I couldn’t believe BE had an ad with sound on by default. Ouch.
by Timmay! on Jul 7, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was my reaction when people started mentioning them
I was like, “what ads?”
by chalupa king on Jul 7, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome to Loud City has more propaganda than Hitler and Stalin printed combined.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 11:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What they saying?
My internet provider won’t recognize that team exists.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Saying that Durant is in the Wade/LeBron conversation, stuff along that vibe.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No worse than me saying Oden will be better than Howard I guess!
I can’t complain ;-)
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
’cept they say that Durant is there right now.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahh, what can ya do
They got nuthin’ else!
Durant is more Danny Granger and pre-08-09 Kevin Martin. Just a very good scorer. Very good scorers don’t win if the scoring doesn’t help anyone else.
Right now though, they are happy he is so good, so you can’t blame ‘em for being so high on him. Over the years, they’ll see the problem with JUST being good at scoring as your primary ballhandler.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would probably take Granger instead until further notice
Good outside shot, good scoring from anywhere inside, and some defense and ballhandling and passing ability.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
on offense, Durant might be the best scorer in the league
unfortunately he might be the worst defender in the league too
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In pure efficiency, Kevin Martin might be the best scorer.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This recent season though?
He had a ton of bad shooting nights. I had him on my fantasy team.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was dealing with injuries though
So I give him a free pass. He can do it again.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he still had an over 60 TS%, which is incredible.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, damn
Felt like he didn’t, but that’s still good.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
still a step down from his unreal ‘07-’08 year.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What were his numbers that year?
Percentage wise.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
statistically speaking, maybe
but I can’t think of a more “talented” scorer just in terms of physical tools.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
his ugly shot makes it hard to think of him as the most efficient perimeter scorer in the league
but he might well be.
by jksnake99 on Jul 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm not gonna argue it
too lazy to look up the stats
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just ate a pastrami samich w/ horseradish sauce
Cheetos too……Eating Cheetos make me have to wash my hand before using the restroom
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 12:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a reason to tweet, brp is now following me
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 12:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
thats right!!!
i had another screenname: who_ate_my_dog
then i got a bunch of dog lovin ladies following me so i had to re-sign up with broyposse
so i can get real bball feeds instead of news about dogs
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i just tried to sign up, and twitter is overloading, they were all "too many tweets"
what a croc of ish
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yikes
What’s the best way to get blood out of a carpet?
I had just tried to clean my infected big toe, and I didn’t realize it was bleeding while I was sitting here typing. Dumb.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What’s the best way to get blood out of a carpet?
Fire
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't have renters insurance!!
You’ll ruin me!!
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe
but when I spill blood I always burn the place down after….that’s jus how I roll
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Use hydrogen peroxide. Test the carpet first to make sure it doesn't leach the color.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Jul 7, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hydrogen peroxide. It will come right out.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
my dog had nosebleeds as a young pup, so we had to learn pretty quick.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wife's response:
Start with cold water (Do not use warm or hot water! It’ll set the stain).
Then use a carpet cleaner of your choice. My wife prefers one with the oxy-clean ingredient, as it works well to get organic substances out.
by Timmay! on Jul 7, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the reason that oxyclean works is the same reason that hydrogen peroxide works.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It contains oxygen, duh. Although it should also contain ELECTROLYTES!
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you have 2 Tens for a Five??
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
gatorade should be able to provide those
perfect!
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
acid?
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will Mr. Wallace pay for a new carpet? Even a new bedroom with oak paneling?
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i watched a show about guys that clean up after homicides in NY
they use a solution of 10:1 H2O and bleach, not sure if how that doesn’t bleach out carpets but i think thats what they used
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That seems more like a disinfectant
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 7, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love the 'club soda and salt' episode of curb your enthusiasm
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that the one
with the tennis partner and sarah silverman’s sister?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It sounds like the recipe for counter disinfectant.
They used it on carpets, not just tile?
by Timmay! on Jul 7, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright, it worked!
I couldn’t find the hydrogen pyroxide, but luckily we had some Woolite spray thingy that had Oxy-clean in it (for some reason), and I did cold water and then sprayed the blood and scrubbed and it’s gone!
EVERYONE WAS RIGHT, we are amazing.
Thanks all!
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can’t remember what exactly it is, but hydrogen peroxide and Oxyclean both cause the same chemical reaction with blood. Works like magic.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still think you should the house down
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I shoulded the house down
WHATEVER THAT IS, DUMMY FACE.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot to type the word
burn….
I think I have zachin’ alziemers
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope they get rid of
Did you know you can comment on Blazersedge from your phone or PDA? SB Nation has launched mobile commenting. Check it out next time you’re at the game or bar and have something to say.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ouch, when Dave posts something doesn't make sense in the subject line, then that plan seems pretty dead :)
As happened in the cap space 2010 plan, which was well thought out but is just very very unlikely.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 12:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I didn't like his plan
I’d argue having Przybilla in the playoffs would be more important than having Battier start instead of Batum/Webs
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT UP BEDGE
I see Gregory found himself an older lady. +1 for him.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 12:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's in it for her money
She has a nice pension because her first husband died in the war.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice
does this mean we can re-sign him for the league minimum and make cap room for LeBron?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's gonna live like a king off of the 300 bucks a month
No way we can re-sign him at all, he’s done with basketball! He retired.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
even better
now we have a roster spot to work with!
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
watup
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothin much just enjoying my lunch
you?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Being as famous as MJ was
Would royally suck.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If this was an outside event
I woulda’ likely gone, just to see history.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
its completely clogged up downtown. I had to go up there this morning and had no idea what was going on. streets are closed businesses closed, people walking the streets all jaywalking.. what a clusterzach
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
Clusterzach. Nice.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Rear Echelon ClusterZach?
or just a regular
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Orlando summer league off to a good start. Ryan Anderson is owning fools.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I haven't seen enough of him
But I saw him look good some games last season.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The throw-in to VC?
He was a nice pick last year. I prefer Nic and Lee, but he has a role in the NBA.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard this song on the radio this morning
not a one hit wonder
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it looks like her legs are made out of cheddar cheese
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
What in the world?!
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
look at the video
it looks like he has his hand on a giant thing of string (cheddar) cheese
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, I saw.
That’s why it was so funny because it really does look like that.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
of course it was funny
i said it
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was like...
the first funny thing you have ever said. Don’t push it.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
please
i could go back and find all of your “LOLs” in reply to my comments
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm laughing AT you
not with you.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is how close Hedo was to being a Blazer: he had already picked out a number, per Wheeler.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
86?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
86
to leave or get rid of something.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hedo
86ed us
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meet Quick's Bobcats source. I give up.
http://blogs.charlotte.com/inside_the_nba/2009/07/bobcats-wont-throw-away-wallace.html
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather give up Rudy than Batum
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why..
you thought Quick was actually legit? he writes for the same newspaper that PAYS john canzano…
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it'd be different
If Canzano worked for free and just sent in his columns every once in a while and the Oregonian printed the columns just to fill space. Like one of those crappy monthly local papers in suburbs.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wouldnt read his articles if they were in the penny saver.. but damn everyone tried to say Quick was a great beat writer, but really this wallace thing is piss poor journalism..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thorpe being mean: Robert Swift may have the most ironic name in the league.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Summer league is kind of like the Swine Flu of basketball."
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
they just zoomed in on their PR guy’s really white legs. lol.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are awesome.
I love how every once in a while they decide to actually mention the game.
“OH WOAH. TAKE IT EASY ROBERT!”
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, but I heard your mom is
Your mom, THE 2009 LAKERS CHAMPIONSHIP JOURNEY.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
I actually started watching this Lakers thing on NBA-TV, and it had Kobe telling Lamar that Rashard is on fire and they need to put out that fire, and Odom looked like the last place he wanted to be was on the bench getting scolded by Kobe.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how DARE you
my mom is the clippers.. a loveable loser.. kinda like.. well… roybot
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not a loser.
:(
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You better be.
I am a winner.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you sir, deserve at least 92 recs for this
so here’s one
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gave you one rec
89 to go
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
woo
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
looks like he has 90 to go to me
where’d you learn how to count?!
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you rec stealer!!!!
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol nicely done
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why is Swift playing summer league?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he wants a team to sign him for next season.
by Cablinasian on Jul 7, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He wants to learn how to play
professional basketball.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Jul 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have to admit, i dropped a couple tears when Paris Michael spoke...not just for Michael, but for every loved one that passed and left their young ones
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
why cant Avery Johnson land a second job
seriously?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he always seemed a little to intense for me
by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 7, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jim Obrien
has a job and not a ton of success and he makes Avery seem like Adelmen
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm true.
I wish someone would give him a job cuz I hate listening to him on the t.v.
by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 7, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
true enough
maybe his hick accent is keeping him out of the game
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was probably guaranteed
a guest spot on Little People, Big World. But got screwed over and as a last resort became an analyst
by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He wanted a lot of money, since he would have to stop drawing million dollar cheques from Cuban for the next season (had 2 years left)
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good point
I forgot he had such a long contract
I would cash those checks too
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
who is jason rivera?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i cant believe they just played chocolate rain
during a “commercial break”
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who is the worst player in the league that is no longer on a rookie contract?
So someone who managed to parlay his play into a second or third multi-year deal.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jaric?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brendan Haywood Or Patrick O'Bryant
It has to be a center, though. Giving up skill for height.
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 7, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there is always
smush parker
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Collins brothers?
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think one of them
plays defense and lays down hard fouls
but at least 75% of the collin’s does not belong in the NBA
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
my sister-law is tight with the Collin's brothers folks
I meet them once,very nice people
by southern oregon on Jul 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, all they did was add mobile commenting?
It’s exactly the same otherwise. I had hoped for more.
by Timmay! on Jul 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
One-click tweeting
And I could actually insert images now in Safari
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wish the was auto-update
Refreshing the iPhone and scrolling is notoriously slow
by Timmay! on Jul 7, 2009 1:35 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
If you don't mind me asking
I’ve been wondering for quite some time… what on earth does tweet do exactly? How is it different from instant messaging?
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ola
it’s the same thing as a Facebook Status Update
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh ok, so a tweet is like
the little instant message Away status…but it is custom…
instant messages correlates all communication within a window…a twee does it within a website but mostly, it’s for status updates….
hope that made some sense…
if you really want to know how to “tweet” me, i’ll show you in person when i’m in spain
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah 'cause that made little sense.
It just sounds unnecessary…
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate hate the light light baby blue that comes up on twitter when you sign in
it’s no good on the eyes.
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can't even log in...seems busy
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i gotta give you the Prez Lame-O-Meter score of 9
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol...The fact that Prez has a a Lame-O-Meter is an oxymoron
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
exactly. Why do cool people have lame-o-meters anyway?!
That’s like “hot ice” or something.
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you were trying to slam me
you should have said it’s ironic that prez has a lame-o-meter.
If that’s a case, than THAT is ironic: you look like a moron by trying to make me look like a moron by calling me and the L.O.M. an oxymoron.
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When have I ever tried to slam you?
If anything, I have always tried to advise you down the right path.
I don’t know if you remember, but I was very concerned for you when we learnt the name of the mods.
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know, I thought maybe BRP was rubbing off on you.
He’s a dangerous dude to hang around with. I went to lunch with him one day and he tried to get me to mug 2 women, rob 1 bank, and shoot 5 homeless people just between his office and the place where we went to lunch.
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
speaking of which...
my buddy just got a Porsche Cayman S and got $600 for racing it on Murray…
it was nice
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually for reals at be night he was pretty much just running around taking pics of people
i seem to remember he it think he had a pretty asian girl under each arm, no kidding. almost as wound up as blazermaniacandy
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those were his daughters
They don’t count!
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
doood...that's low..comparing me to BMAndy...
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just your energy level shoog
don’t get emotional on me baby
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah, i'm not emo
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
I’m so jealous I don’t get to go to those things. Medmelon and I have already talked about BE international, but I fear it’s in the distant future. We have to raise money to bring Dave over or something big like that :-)
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm far away as well
I’ll try to go to one, someday.
In the next year or to I am gonna go to Spain to do some stuff, so we can all have a Bedge-O get together then.
(Dunno dates or times, still working it out)
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have lots of Spain = Mexico jokes I'm dying to use in person.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
don’t over do those… spaniard are touchy about getting confused with mexicans!
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just do what we did
Have a big ol’ revolution so the Emperor of Mexico can’t boss you around anymore!
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
having Mortimer might be even bigger than hosting Dave… and for free too!
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, no, I'm staying with you guys
I thought that was implied, I ain’t paying for a room.
I’ll stay in the barn with the burro, I don’t care.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
I think we can find you an inflatable matress or something so that you don’t actually have to use the burro for warmth and comfort.
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it's... you know... all the same
I kinda sorta rather have some… “alone” time with the Burro…
(cough)
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh mortimer
what would mercury say if she knew this
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll put a saddle bag on Mercury
And take her with me.
Legally, one must have a burro to travel Spain with.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that why Casey asked BRP to go with him on his Euro trip?
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be on Medmelon's couch for 3 months
And I’ll berate DaniCBN in person as to why Sergio is a lesser talented PG when compared to other NBA PGs.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll tell DaniBCN to get his notes ready.
He really does love Sergio with a passion…. I’m in the indifferent club. I think he’s a lovely person, but as a player… well he still hasn’t shown much. He did play well at the end of this season.
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
He lives in Barcelona. Hence the BCN. I have never met any BEdgers.
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went around Blazers blogs
but none of them stuck… and then I found BE. Bliss :-)
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Fanny
Are you spanish? Or are you an ExPat
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fanny means something different in British English
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is she british?
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 7, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no but often that's the kind of english euros learn first, slang and all
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahah
yeah I don’t wanna be called fanny…
by fanfaraway on Jul 8, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I think some people think I hate Sergio
Which I don’t, I like what I know about HIM a lot, and his passing is really fun to watch. For a developing team like we were, and a really BAD team, he came at a perfect time.
He just didn’t really improve, and I hated how everyone else gets blamed for Sergio’s problems.
He inspires devotion I admire, I just think he’s a backup who needs to learn to be a backup. The way he dominates the ball and the style of a game, he’s still trying to play like a starter.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's not...don't listen to these roosterblockers
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it has to prioritze for shaq and nancy pelosi the cool people
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol that settles it
I am not signing up for that either.
I have officially lost touch with my generation. I don’t have Facebook or anything similar, nor will I ever have it… and now I’m not getting this Twitter thingy either!
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you should do Facebook...it's pretty good..plus you get to see all the good looking on BEdge sans Prez
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't have any BE friends on facebook yet
kind of scary
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you don't? i thought we were friends
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm only friends with TiH on myspace
but i’ll be your buddy
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
myspace!??!?!?!
that’s for kids under 13 and child molesters
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's good for musicians still, i swear
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually, that's a good excuse...and a good one you are
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i didn't know you rocked Adam Morrison's stache
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have a full beard right now
that was a special time a couple years ago
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and high schoolers
facebook is where the cool people go
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm assuming you don't have one then?
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wow so cool
too bad i’ve already linked to my FB…
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't agree with their terms and conditions
so I’m not signing up for that.
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whaaa? who reads that?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Apparently only me. If you read them, you might not have signed up. Like Mort would say: I’m not saying… I’m just saying…
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mort stole that from me, like everything else
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
facebook is cool because you can chat/im with friends in realtime, but most emal services offer
the same feature automatically now
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I've noticed my e-mail service wants me to add contact to something like that.
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
gmail chat is fantastic
best IM program out there
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh it is..
unnecessary to the fullest extent
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 7, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh and hola to you too
We’ve missed you!
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh please appel, you tried to tweet me when i was gone
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahhaah
that’s nice. I was going to say “I”, but I didn’t want Prez to go crazy and accuse me of something…
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't worry, i knew what you meant;)
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i missed you too!!! i was in Philly livin' it up
did you celebrate our independence?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
j/k
i was trying to steal away all your ladyfriends while you were gone
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hope you are successful...really:)
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good luck sir
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll leave roybot to you and x-man
you guys can duke it out, or just have a 3 way cyber chat
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
by Roybot on Jul 7, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just kidding
i know roybot can never love a man like she loves her shoes
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
nice
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol x man
when did he get involved?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course I did, went to the country side to be with my family that has abandoned me :(
And went horse-riding and swimming… it was a great 4th
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
horse riding is pretty fun but it's brutal to my azz...why did your famly abandon you?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because it's hot in Madrid in the summer
and school is out. My mother is a teacher, and my father works in an other city and comes home for weekends…
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you just have your sis? no other siblings?
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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have 4 brothers and sisters
they all abandoned me too :(
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow....
what number are you in the line?
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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
REALLY
that’s tough
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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah I'm kind of their second mother.
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, you and i must break up then
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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
never date the 1st or the last in a family...
and never be the first or the last to sleep with someone….
unless married of course
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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
really?
why? Except for the first to sleep with someone, that’s pretty obvious :)
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah thats my rule...
the family usually has way too high standards for the oldest kid…so the person that dates them is screwed…
the youngest gets to be the most protective by the family so you don’t want to deal with that either.
so it’s a good rule of thumb to date people that are born in the middle
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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's also parents are trying to learn on the job with the first
by the second, they kind of get it (hopefully) save guys named cletus
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My sister and I
are very close in age. So we’ve had the same upbringing…
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah not in my case
My family has never pressured me into anything. I’ve had a lot of luck there.
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when i come to vist them...
they will pressure you on closing the deal with me;)
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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a feeling she's gonna' pull a Hedo on you
Norsktroll has more international flavor than you.
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
lol
that would be very out of character for them.
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh pleaseeeeeeeeee...
norsk might have more international bbal flavor…but i got more international flavor of love
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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
flagged
for lameness.
besides, love is universal.
I THOUGHT A LUB DOC WOULD KNOW THIS.
Prez, feeling let down.
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He might be right
My last Spanish acquaintance ended up with a lame English major from Florida.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow norsk...you got drop for an english major?
that’s pretty bad my friend
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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The english major prolly wore glasses
And sips chamomile tea.
by Mortimer on Jul 7, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe you should try speed dating
I know I'm wrong, yeeyah.
by prezofdeath on Jul 7, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
love is only universal if you know what to do with it
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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think a may have a new sig.
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 7, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's because the horse bounces you around if you're not used to it.
You have to set the rhythm and then you’re fine.
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmmm, you might need to assist me in the rhythm setting....
riding through the countryside of Spain or the Tuscany hills would be fab
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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahha I tried really hard to not make that sound dirty
you should have seen my first draft.
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no worries, i can read your mind...it's about as dirty as mine
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by broyposse on Jul 7, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
McDyess is targeted by Spurs according to Wojshisface
Are they trying to create a PF theme park?
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by Norsktroll on Jul 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that would be an awesome
pick up for them
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
by jonestr on Jul 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The amount of big time players joining big time clubs is making the league start to seem a lot like the British Premiership.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah I think so too
I didn’t realise that big teams had that kind of draw in the NBA. You know playing for a team with “tradition” and so forth.
by fanfaraway on Jul 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It takes away a lot of the fun really, the unfair distirbution of talent narrows down the scope for potential competition.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
by The Pirate on Jul 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it is all right
they will probably sign him to a contract that extends beyond his usefulness and hamper themselves in the long run.
I would also add that I am surprised that the Spurs did not make a move at Outlaw as he is about the same as Jefferson, but is cheaper and would have kept their FA options alive next season.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever