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Well that does it ...everyone hates Portland. The whole Hedo thing proves it. We are a bunch of backwater hicks ...all married to our cousins. The weather is horrible..... It rains every day. We have no black people ...we have no brown people ...we have no gay people....it is white as far as the eye can see. I forgot...there are no asian people either. We are a long way from anything...just look at the map. In fact I am not sure why I live here ....I hear Toronto is nice. I guess we will never get a free agent to come here. Ok ....please fill up the comments with our most Hillbilly moments living here in Portland  

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So what do you got against North Face?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bought a car once out near Estacada

And the guy had to have his mother sign the bill of sale because and I quote “I dont know my letters”

by Bud Dwyer on Jul 5, 2009 10:02 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When I moved to Alabama from Oregon

Folks in Alabama though I lived in a log cabin and that Oregon had bears wandering down the street.

I’m pretty sure I’ve shared that story on BE before.

92 has cooties.

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 10:05 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Have you seen the Evony ad?

it is in the upper right corner in my browser right now. I have a slight chub from it

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I keep getting Tix Nix

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bummer

The Evony Chick is hot!!

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and you cant see her hands

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw it in the other JD

Hooters

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes...animated hooters

hmmm

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now that's a good JD subject

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I looked up Anime porn the other day

for curiosity ….that is some weird crap

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it's awful.

Not only is it animated, and thus not gonna cut it, it is super creepy and weird and gross.

by Mortimer on Jul 5, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup

In the navy a lot of comic book guys would say they had a porno and it was all cartoon. It’s kid of creepy.

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly

creepy and weird and gross

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What? No clever JD headline?

Too depressed about turkey?

Sounds like you’re in “Stage 4”

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on Jul 5, 2009 10:08 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Though Maybe it's

Still stage 3. Anger and bargaining…

;)

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on Jul 5, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually I changed it ...I was mad

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will cut you

Um, from my team.

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You better not bring a knife to a gunfight

Um, on the team

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

which one?

this is just crazy, this tennis match

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on Jul 5, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I WILL KILL YOU

oh wait…sorry Johnny…I thought you were Tom

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I currently have the beautiful lilting strains

of Willie Nelson wafting into the room where my desk is. “Crazy…..Crazy for feelin’ so lonely…”

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:10 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone watching tennis?

Epic match going on….

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on Jul 5, 2009 10:11 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CBS

check it out

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on Jul 5, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Argh

NBC. Too many letters.

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on Jul 5, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I get off work in 15 minutes

What should I do? I know it will end while I’m driving home but I don’t want to stay at work.

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tennis on the radio would be awesome

He hits it! Oh he hits it back! He returns the hit he just hit! And again! I wish you could see it because this is amazing!!

by Mortimer on Jul 5, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Schonz could do it ....it would be riveting

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I used to play and watch tennis a lot

but I can’t recall ever listening to it on the radio. It would work:

Bud Collins: I’ve never seen a McEnroe-Connors match with so many fireworks, Billie Jean. There they go again, arguing with the umpire.

BJ King: It’s like tag-team wrestling, Bud. Connors yells at him, then McEnroe, then Connors again. All that’s missing is the high-fives.

Collins: Look Billie Jean, McEnroe is shaking the umpire’s chair!

King: Incredible! Wait, now Connors is grabbing his leg! He’s pulling on his leg! He’s pulling him right out of the chair!

Collins: The crowd is going berserk! It hasn’t been this noisy at a Wimbledon final since Virginia Wade made it into the second round!

King: Connors and McEnroe are kicking the umpire, stomping on him, smashing their rackets on him!

Collins: McEnroe is walking away now… he’s reaching into his bag for something, probably another racket… what’s that — it’s not a racket… it looks like some kind of rifle!

King: That’s no rifle, Bud. He has a lighter in his other hand. He’s lighting it… he’s setting it next to the muzzle… It’s a flamethrower! McEnroe has just ignited a flamethrower! He’s walking back to the umpire… Connors is stepping away… NO, NO, McEnroe IS LITERALLY FLAMING THE UMPIRE!

Collins: Look at Connors, he’s laughing! Oh, what a terrible, tendentious tragedy we’re witnessing today at Center Court! Stay tuned for the conclusion of this amazing event, after a word from our sponsor, Sterno.
______________

You’re telling me that wouldn’t be worth listening to?!

by MiledAnimal on Jul 5, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don't have a radio in my car

I think I’ll stay at work, I’m sure my wife is still asleep.

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been here for 8 hours

TV’s are supposed to be on CNN but it’s all repeats at night and no management to yell at us.

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they should split it between CNN and Fox

anything else would just be unequal and thus unfair.

Your bosses must be raging left wing liberals with no thought or concern for conservatives. The nerve.

Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave

by prezofdeath on Jul 5, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

After awhile you just tune it out

You get tired of seeing headline news everywhere you go.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I also remember watching game 7 of the 2002 WCF on the weekend

When that TV was supposed to be playing CNN. Ha, good times.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone steal yer radio ?

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

It would just get stolen since my doors don’t lock. I just use an ipod

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is your Thing still orange?

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

with hints of rust

Yeah, it’s orange

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here is pic of Tom's

Thing

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's close

I have a different bumper

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just googled

Tom’s orange thing

That’s what came up (so to speak)

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It must suck for hurricane's

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But we can move it over here

It’s a long match, but not a truly special match, IMO… it’s just a bunch of service winners and a few rallies.

Fun match though. I’m beginning to wonder when it’ll end.

by Timmay! on Jul 5, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we have an appointment

at the dog park at 11:00 AM PT, Pug walk – so they better get this over with quick!

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on Jul 5, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I HATE THE SMIRNOFF COMMERCIALS

It’s like they’re made by lame un-cool people trying hard to do sumthin’ crazy.

Who cares you painted some old building purple and had a party where people wore glasses with lights on them? What the hell is that anyways? Why can one not believe they were there?

I want to punch someone when I see those commercials now. The water slide was bad enough.

by Mortimer on Jul 5, 2009 10:16 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Jimmy Fallon writes their ads

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think a friend of mine did

He’s always telling these lame-butt stories that he thinks are crazy but are super suburban.

I remember going to downtown Portland with him (the most dangerous place in the world) and he’d be freaking out about trash on the side of the street, people milling about, etc. Like it was a filthy crime ridden Gotham City.

by Mortimer on Jul 5, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've had friends like they

They always have a “one up” story that sucks.

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The friend ALWAYS re-tells this one story to people

As the wiggiest whackest example of how “crazy” he is…

So another friend only had a Miata type car, a two door two seater, and it was his b-day so he wanted to go to strip clubs, and so the friend who tells lame stories rides in the trunk to the strip club so we could all fit.

That’s it! But when he tells the story he acts like we robbed a bank. It isn’t that rad, but he acts like it was the craziest thing anyone has ever done.

It’s like a Smirnoff ad.

by Mortimer on Jul 5, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I know a guy like that here. He works on a boat that rents jetskis and he’s always telling us about the big breasted women that was out that day. He’ll tell the same story 3 times a night.

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How the zach did he fit in a Miata trunk

is he a little person?

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It wasn't a Miata...

…but a Miata type car. I don’t know cars very well.

I don’t think it was a spacious trunk, but he fit fine. He’s about 5’8", but I dunno his wingspan or standing reach.

by Mortimer on Jul 5, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow ok

We stuffed a guy into the luggage compartment of my parents station wagon (to get him into the drive-in cause he didn’t have any money). I think this story is funnier (slightly) than your friends story because the luggage compartment won’t open unless the tailgate is down and we wouldn’t open it for a about a half hour (after we went and got popcorn and candy and stuff). Then we wouldn’t share the JuJubes and he got real mad…and then he went and robbed the candy counter….where he also killed the cashier. So as you can see the story is similar …but much funnier…what with the muder and stuff

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, yours is better

And I bet you don’t tell everyone you meet this story like it was you foiling a bank robbery and punching out Hitler.

That’s my problem with my friend, is that he always makes a big deal out of this story.

“Man, remember when we went to that club, and I rode in the trunk? That was so crazy”

SIGH.

by Mortimer on Jul 5, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeh I know

I have many stories that I rotate thru and try not repeat too much. Usually about getting drunk and doing something stupid…those are always a winner

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you see my new sig??

Thanks U-L-C

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you know anyone who changes stories about you?

In the navy, we were in Tijuana and I stole the pin out of a fire extinguisher at a strip club, because I thought it was cool that the instructions on it were in Spanish. The next day friends were telling people that I went up on stage and chased a stripper with a fire extinguisher.

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that's always funny

My run from the Russian bouncers story that I’ve told here a few times (the underage brothel one) turns into MORTY BEAT UP THESE RUSSIAN BOUNCERS when my friends (who weren’t there and only know what I told them and I didn’t say I beat anyone up) tell it to others.

When I broke my leg in high school, it didn’t go through my skin or anything, but other people came up and told me how gross it was when my leg pierced my skin and the blood was everywhere.

by Mortimer on Jul 5, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You beat up a Russian bouncer at an underage brothel?

No wonder you live in LA.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm straight street.

I rescued all the underage hookers too, got them nice husbands who love them and good jobs here in America.

by Mortimer on Jul 5, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

So you're a street pimp?

Yowzah. Remind me to not raise any children I might have in Portland.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So you're saying the children of PDX are merely human twinkies?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I went to a work thing and stayed at Chinnook Winds

They paired us up to share rooms (the cheap zachs) and anyway me this other guy were about to crash for the night and were standing on the balcony in front of the room smoking when we spotted a racoon walking across the parking lot. This guy (Mike) starts making smooching sounds at the racoon (like you might call a dog) and sure enough the thing starts coming towards us ….it climbs the stairs to get to the 2nd floor and starts heading up to the 3rd (where we are). We are like “Holy Zach!! that thing gonna come right up to us” and it did come all the way up to the 3rd floor balcony. I told Mike that he should go try to pet it. He told me to “get bent” and we went in and went to sleep. All the next day I told anyone that would listen that story …only I changed the ending. In my version Mike then tried to pet the racoon and it turn and hissed at him and chased him all the way back down the stairs and across the parking lot . To this day, people at my work all think Mike tried to pet a racoon at Chinook Winds and ended up getting chased by it. No one will believe him when he says otherwise …I am proud of this.

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Not to interrupt your story or anything, but how is Chinook Winds?

Also, “get bent” is a fun way to insult someone.

by Timmay! on Jul 5, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's ok

But I prefer Spirit Mountain ….it about 30miles inland (I think) but an easy drive. Chinook’s casino is very nice but the hotel is pretty run down in my opinion (basically a lower end Best Western) …plus they have a racoon problem. lol

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it has one or two poker tables, whereas spirit mountain will have 15 or 20

still, if you’re in town it’s worth stopping in just to get free drinks ;-p

Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave

by prezofdeath on Jul 5, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Roger that

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks to both of you.

I had a feeling the hotel portion of the place was best to avoid.

by Timmay! on Jul 5, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there's a really nice hotel there...

the inn at spanish head…i haven’t stayed there, but from the outside it looks pretty sweet.

Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave

by prezofdeath on Jul 5, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ouch, just looked at prices

don’t know how much you want to spend.

http://www.spanishhead.com/site/rooms.html

200-300 a night.

Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave

by prezofdeath on Jul 5, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, did they remodel it?

I swear it used to look older inside when I was younger, but maybe it was a different hotel… It looks nice though.

We’re debating where to stay… I think we may stay south of Newport but not sure yet.

by Timmay! on Jul 5, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was probably a different hotel

I never actually stayed there so I’m not sure

by Timmay! on Jul 5, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is true! Nice looking

However …if you must have the indian casino experience …..go ahead to Spirit Mountain and stay at their lodge…it is nice and like I said only 25-30 miles inland from Lincoln City ….better Casino …better Rooms

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The casino experience is not a necessity, luckily. :)

I figure if we wanted to do a casino, we’d head down I-5 and do one of those, at least I heard they’re good.

by Timmay! on Jul 5, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have been to Seven Feathers

that one is nice enough

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We stayed at the Inn at Spanish Head once, about five years ago

It was strange. I think the rooms had different owners (like a condo) and the hotel managers took care of renting them out. They all were different decor-wise; some were shabby and some were not. All had good views though. We paid a lot less than that, but maybe it’s changed since then.

by Corvid on Jul 5, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I visited there when others stayed and I remember similar

It wouldn’t surprise me if they bought everyone out and remodeled… Lincoln City gets enough business that it wouldn’t surprise me.

The hard part is finding the smaller local places that are real nice. They’re usually hidden on net searches.

by Timmay! on Jul 5, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha that's awesome

Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave

by prezofdeath on Jul 5, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, Roddick plays tennis normally, right?

He doesn’t like to hit the ball over the net correctly.

by Mortimer on Jul 5, 2009 10:24 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's a lazy American

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sweet

see ya

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You gotta know not to take Tom seriously, Timmay

He’s just joking with you! All he does is joke, always.

by Mortimer on Jul 5, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(That’s my favorite comment under a Tom comment. TinFoil got trickered into saying it recently, but he ain’t the first).

by Mortimer on Jul 5, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I AM NEVER TRICKED

except for this time

Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.

by TheTinfoil on Jul 5, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha

The best part is that you weren’t the first to do that, and it’s either because Tom did a serious comment and someone didn’t get it, or because he did a joke that either someone took serious or joked along with it.

Tom gets the most explanations by other posters to other posters. It’s funny.

by Mortimer on Jul 5, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lol ...it is funny ...I almost always know when he is joking

except when he calls you a zach-hole ….then I am never sure

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pizzoned

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Federer the biggest star

Who most don’t care about or know who he is?

by Mortimer on Jul 5, 2009 10:31 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pretty much.

I’m not a big fan, he’s a great tennis player in an era without a second great player (until recently).

by Timmay! on Jul 5, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's not American enough for people to care

Tiger Woods has done just fine without a rival for most of his career.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 5, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tiger has lots of rivals

He just keeps leaving them in the dust. Everyone thought [insert players name here] was great, until Tiger showed up. He’s very Jordan-esque in that way. I’d really love to see Tiger get a real rival too; it would probably elevate his game, such as when Vijay took #1 for a short time.

On the other hand, men’s tennis is in a slow stretch, seemingly due to a round of lesser-than-average players coming onto the tour. There’s just nobody else who’s special, except Nadal when non-injured. He doesn’t have a Connors to his McEnroe, an Agassi to his Sampras, a Becker to his Lendl. Nadal is as close as it gets. No other outstanding players have shown up during the current cycle… he didn’t plan it, but he timed his rise perfectly.

by Timmay! on Jul 5, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That might be some Formula 1 driver, or soccer player if you look at it from a US perspective

Or a cricket or rugby player if you look at it with non-commonwealth eyes

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 5, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trade proposal

What would it take to get Kirlenko and the NY pick

Draft Cole Aldrich 2010

by jlarose78 on Jul 5, 2009 10:35 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd like AK

He’s a point forward as well, though he has absolutely no jumper.

I can’t see Utah giving us a player like him, and the crazy NY pick.

by Mortimer on Jul 5, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could see Utah giving him up

He always seems to be the odd man out, and losing AK could let them keep Millsap.

I’m also not as convinced about the pick. It depends on their desperation level. And we probably wouldn’t give up that much.

by Timmay! on Jul 5, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

w0rd

So, do they help us (if it does help us) by giving us AK, and we help them afford a good PF in Millsap?

Hmmm…

by Mortimer on Jul 5, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What would you think about

Joel and Trout for Kirlenko and NY’s pick, then use the remaining 4 mil in cap space to sign a C/PF (Mcdyse, Smith, Nasterovic)

Draft Cole Aldrich 2010

by jlarose78 on Jul 5, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIS MATCH WAS RIGGED

How else can they have all these commercials about winning his 15th big trophy thing?!?!

by Mortimer on Jul 5, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I feel bad for Roddick

That 2nd set tiebreak will haunt his dreams for years.

by jksnake99 on Jul 5, 2009 10:47 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He'll forget it after he makes another American Pie movie.

Or a sequel to The Rundown, with John Cena instead of The Rock.

by Mortimer on Jul 5, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like someone already thought so. Prolly a lot of people.

by Mortimer on Jul 5, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it your contention that ...

….Andy Roddick resembles Stiffler? Because that would be humorous

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ANDY RODDICK LOOKS LIKE THAT STIFFLER GUY FROM AMERICAN PIE

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I start to feel bad for him

and then they show his wife in the stands and I’m like eff that guy lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on man

Perfect Zach opportunity

….Zach that guy!!!

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

perfect opportunity for some SI Bikini linkage

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

link

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 of the best tennis matches ever in 2 straight years

Nadal Federer last year, Roddick Federer this year…

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 10:55 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You and you know who

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Paul Harvey?

Billy Graham?

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bobcat Goldwaith?

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad I live in Washington.

Portland sounds awful.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 5, 2009 11:14 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It really is

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Although

I live in LA, and I haven’t ever met any Turk that I know about, so LA is hell as well.

by Mortimer on Jul 5, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heaven is

A large Turkish community and a 5 hour shorter flight to Turkey.

by Mortimer on Jul 5, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

East Valley

is Armenian central. Always saw the Armenian Mafia driving around when I lived out there.

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 5, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad I live in Woodburn.

Portland sounds like hell.

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woodburn sounds like hell to me.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 5, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's why that joke was funny...

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and the outlet mall.

But that’s about it.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 5, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Popeyes isn't even Woodburn.

That’s Aurora

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

woo cheap Nike

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

reply fail

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's like Mexico

just without the heat, 18 year old drinking age, and cheap hookers

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOU HAVE POOPEYES!!!!

Oooh… Popeyes, I… got a little defensive.

Life is hilarious.

by SolGoode on Jul 5, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad I live in Hawaii

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 11:36 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zach Off.

by levelhed on Jul 5, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone know what time golf starts?

There is some weird magic show on CBS.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 5, 2009 11:37 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

about 15 mins

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sweet

thanks

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 5, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice!

Plus Tiger is playing. Why wouldn’t you watch it?

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's gonna be good.

I like Anthony Kim.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 5, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too

i still want tiger to win, but at least its not phil.. AK is ok with me

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 5, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it was Phil

just…ugh.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 5, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly..

what time does Tiger tee off? 1:00?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 5, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They already started.

They are on the fifth hole.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 5, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There used to be a guy around here

Who had a fire wood biz and a good size wood lot,he ran his wood truck on the rims with out tires and just bought a set of rims at the junkyard every year or so.Portlanders are just wannabe hillbillys

by southern oregon on Jul 5, 2009 11:53 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Blazers still need a back up power forward and IMO Antonio McDyess is that player that they need at that spot. And McDyess is a very good Vet.
Mark ‘Dyess’ down for a double-double each night. After re-joining Detroit mid-season, the polite veteran posted a workmanlike 10 points and 10 rebounds per game. McDyess could replace Yao in Houston, where he, coincidentally, has his off-season home. But if KP can Make him an offer and let him know Portland is where he needs to be if he wants a RING. The Blazers need McDyess as their back up power forward/Center. And he won’t cost as much as Lee and IMO you get the same thing from both players.

by billyjoejack on Jul 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

plus i am not sold on Lee

being more than a hustle player. besides he doesnt want to sign with us and be a backup.

KP better have some trades up his sleeve..
at least get a PG.. and try and trade for crash

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 5, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Lee just doesn't make sense to me.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 5, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me either

seems like KP is reaching for straws.. unless he wants to use him as a trading piece. While I think Lee would make a great addition to our team IF he was paid appropriatly and was willing to come off the bench, i just dont see either of those happening. he COULD be our Nick Collison, but he wont. maybe we can flip him at the deadline

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 5, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think anyone is sold on Lee, except a few fanposters

It’s also worth noting that the “KP wants Lee!” rumors are coming from Lee’s own agent, not KP.

by Timmay! on Jul 5, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Portland is going to get mentioned by most players or agents until Portland does something

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely!

Portland will be used by every agent because… a.) Portland will neither confirm nor deny rumors publicly, and b.) it’ll drive the price up on their client.

Count me in on the list of people who think KP is watching for a lopsided trade.

by Timmay! on Jul 5, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he's going to sign 3 guys at $3 million each

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe how far down I scrolled to find yesterday's JD

No comment about most of the fanposts in between.

by Timmay! on Jul 5, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gracias

Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave

by prezofdeath on Jul 5, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey! It's gone!

Someone’s on the ball.

by Corvid on Jul 5, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

can we just delete every fan post for the last 48 hours

that has no recs or fewer than 20 comments?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 5, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahah

i was flipping through some of them and there are a solid number that probably ought to be deleted.

at this point though, it’s water under the bridge. they’ll be pushed off the sidebar very quickly, if they haven’t been already.

Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave

by prezofdeath on Jul 5, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes, but that just means they're being pushed off by more

lame, half thought out fanposts that are repeats of repeats of repeats

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 5, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i approve of this junk drawer's hidden message

Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave

by prezofdeath on Jul 5, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I didn't write that

My spanish agent did

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

amlmart does a good job looking out for his clients

Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave

by prezofdeath on Jul 5, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best in the biz

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is kind of cool

http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/7/5/938611/victor-claver-video-interview

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that the one with Mr. Casey?

it was pretty good…I couldn’t quite understand the contract situation even though I listened to it twice.

Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave

by prezofdeath on Jul 5, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Breastplate Holds Fez

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you know you could actually make that link popup?

All you have to do is click in new window (and check the box) and it’ll pop up. I swear. :)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For instance

I will hyperlink that exposed piss poor link you just posted Tom. :)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is there anyone on SBN with more comments than you?

Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave

by prezofdeath on Jul 5, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ummm

On AN probably. I’d be surprised if there wasn’t one or two on Bedge as well.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is probably a lame question

but what’s AN?

Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave

by prezofdeath on Jul 5, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Athletics Nation

It’s the flagship blog of SBN (first).

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahhh didn't know that

i learn something new everyday

Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave

by prezofdeath on Jul 5, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No harm to it

Only real reason I know about AN is that I’m an A’s fan.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also prez

SBN’s original blogs were baseball. (AN, McCovey Chronicles, Red Reporter, Bleed Cubbie Blue to name a few.)

They’ve since expanded and what not into other sports since 2005 on a lot of those topics.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah there is

I’ve only been commenting since 2007 so it’s really not as long as it may indicate otherwise. I also make a lot of comments that are “LOL” or “Hmm Okay” too.

I’m sure there is at least a 100-200 people with more comments. And there will be others who surpass me who comment a lot. (Like Eddy Rivera comments a ton at 3QC for instance.)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I post links like that to impress the ladies

It makes them think I’m a bit of a bad boy because I’m buckin’ the system.

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well bad boy

Keep o buckin then.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

someone wants more fangirls...

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 5, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tom is just a blog whore

We all know that.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i heard he has some fanboys as well

Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave

by prezofdeath on Jul 5, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

i heard that too

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tom swings both ways?

Shocking.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I meant this to be a reply to

this

I’m not sure what I did there.

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he sounds like my roommate from last year

so i don’t like him, i hope we trade his rights before he ever dons a blazer uni

by phillyduck23 on Jul 5, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

shut up my cousin is hot

should have took hedo up to the ’couv that would have changed everything

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 5, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

i have a cousin in modeling

i don’t think she’s that hot though. they probably like her because she’s blonde and thin.

Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave

by prezofdeath on Jul 5, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

madness

blonde and thin never did a lot for me either

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 5, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Random name dropping: Saw Stonehenge, the house of Jane Austen and Johnny Depp today

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I never knew Jane Austen and Johnny Depp were living together

What a cougar

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

LOL

Best cougar comment I’ve seen on BE.

by Corvid on Jul 5, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he is probably cheating on his wife because her teeth are fery brifish despite being French

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 5, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What are you doing in Britain Norsk?

Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.

by The Pirate on Jul 5, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dry humping Stones for the great good of mankind

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

greater good^

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa

What’s the girl who went on a date with Jake doing in the United Kingdom?

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I gets weirder, the founder of Pennsylvania lived quasi next door

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 5, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I used to own some real estate on Pennsylvania Avenue

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And here I thought Park Place was the ish.....

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

shoe porn warning:

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

rec'd solely for the title homez

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think we should trade Oden and Bayless for Durant and Brook Lopez

Get it done KP

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 5, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oden and Bayless for Harris and Lopez

I think about that for maybe 3 seconds but then say : Zach No!

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

see

now you’re getting the hang of it.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 5, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

still don't like it

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like your idea too. I don't know how we could get either to work, but at least the end result would be something to work with

Unlike most posts I just flipped through. David Lee and Nate Robinson? Pryz for Battier? Greek players who are stars at home? Really?

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 5, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Oden and Bayless too much to make that deal

also I gotta believe Oden >>> Lopez in a few years

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe. If Oden gets some leaping ability and lateral quickness back. Oden was certainly a much better athlete than Lopez prior to micro.

but Lopez played all 82 games last year and is younger than Oden. He also was a much better shotblocker last year and is light years ahead of Oden in terms of offensive skill.

With that trade you are getting an allstar PG and a likely future allstar C for two high upside players, one of which has yet to show anything and one of which has yet to show he can stay healthy.

I probably make the trade.

by jksnake99 on Jul 5, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i respectfully disagree

There is a reason why Oden was called a “once in a generation center”. Even if Bayless turns out to be not as good as Harris, I think Oden makes up the difference

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's why I love Jacob

He’s all like this, and I’m all like this.

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by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At this point it really doesn't matter what Oden was called before his injury.

The question is how good he can be now. I don’t see a once in a generation center, myself. I think he will be better than Lopez, but I can’t say that with any certainty.

That trade would certainly be incredibly difficult to make.

by jksnake99 on Jul 5, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not only that

You’re going to have to find someone who will wear Spongebob Squarepants along with him. You don’t want to separate him from his butt buddy Terrence Williams.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why not trade for the ghost of Shawn Kemp while you're at it?

Oh wait, Trader Bob already did. Erm.

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No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's good people in my book

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by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who?

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No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mr. Kemp

link

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by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this should be a fanpost

Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave

by prezofdeath on Jul 5, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone should do an experiment

Write a half decent “Why we should go after Odom” post and see how many Odom FanPosts it spawns.

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by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

go for it

nice sig by the way

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

My heat weeps for S4E.

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by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the heat of your passionate love?

Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave

by prezofdeath on Jul 5, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dang

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by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you are a trouble maker

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 5, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is there a nice city at the ocean in Oregon? Odom could commute to work

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 5, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Astoria!Astoria!Astoria!

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I presume he'd want one that gets sunshine. :)

Not saying bad stuff about Astoria, but that weather…

I figured Seaside would win out over Astoria, despite similar weather.

by Timmay! on Jul 5, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take your word for it LOL

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lincon City has some nice waves

But I dont think its what Lamar has in mind.

by southern oregon on Jul 5, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i got a good one im working on

but it doesnt deal with odom

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it better be good

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 5, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just remember to bring your pitchfork if it isn't

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll just have prez ban him.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 5, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice to see you have pull :)

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah right

ask her what happened the last time she asked prez to delete something…

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lame.

He did tell me you were the idiot that made Boybot and I could have easily gotten you in trouble.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 5, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

geez, i dish secret info and you give up the source?

you’d make a bad secret agent

Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave

by prezofdeath on Jul 5, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoops

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 5, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is there a fight coming?

I’m only here for the jokes.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we fight all the time

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 5, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just like a married couple

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by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

no, that's more like you and Morty.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 5, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

He and I are more like Bartles and Jaymes.

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by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

sounds complicated

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do they still make those?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL Timmay

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh snap

rec’d

Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave

by prezofdeath on Jul 5, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's all fun til you get on Roybot's bad side

(cringing from her)

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's okay

I’m good at pissing people off. She can get in line with everybody else whose mad at me this week.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

im on her <3 side

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You keeping saying that

she keeps calling BS (BZ if you prefer)

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner

by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

she "never lies"

supposedly

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's because she was told

You can’t get pregnant if you do it that way.

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by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

oh jeez.

"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."

by Roybot on Jul 5, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pregnancy is good eating

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up