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Well that does it ...everyone hates Portland. The whole Hedo thing proves it. We are a bunch of backwater hicks ...all married to our cousins. The weather is horrible..... It rains every day. We have no black people ...we have no brown people ...we have no gay people....it is white as far as the eye can see. I forgot...there are no asian people either. We are a long way from anything...just look at the map. In fact I am not sure why I live here ....I hear Toronto is nice. I guess we will never get a free agent to come here. Ok ....please fill up the comments with our most Hillbilly moments living here in Portland
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I was so saddened by this post
I put on my columbia sportswear shorts and birkenstocks over my socks of course walked right outside in the rain and got on my bike, road to the park and hugged a tree
Draft Cole Aldrich 2010
by jlarose78 on Jul 5, 2009 10:01 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
So what do you got against North Face?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I bought a car once out near Estacada
And the guy had to have his mother sign the bill of sale because and I quote “I dont know my letters”
When I moved to Alabama from Oregon
Folks in Alabama though I lived in a log cabin and that Oregon had bears wandering down the street.
I’m pretty sure I’ve shared that story on BE before.
92 has cooties.
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
Have you seen the Evony ad?
it is in the upper right corner in my browser right now. I have a slight chub from it
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I keep getting Tix Nix
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
Bummer
The Evony Chick is hot!!
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
and you cant see her hands
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I saw it in the other JD
Hooters
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
yes...animated hooters
hmmm
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Now that's a good JD subject
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
I looked up Anime porn the other day
for curiosity ….that is some weird crap
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's awful.
Not only is it animated, and thus not gonna cut it, it is super creepy and weird and gross.
Yup
In the navy a lot of comic book guys would say they had a porno and it was all cartoon. It’s kid of creepy.
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
Exactly
creepy and weird and gross
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
What? No clever JD headline?
Too depressed about turkey?
Sounds like you’re in “Stage 4”
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Though Maybe it's
Still stage 3. Anger and bargaining…
;)
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on Jul 5, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually I changed it ...I was mad
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I will cut you
Um, from my team.
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
You better not bring a knife to a gunfight
Um, on the team
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I WILL KILL YOU
oh wait…sorry Johnny…I thought you were Tom
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I currently have the beautiful lilting strains
of Willie Nelson wafting into the room where my desk is. “Crazy…..Crazy for feelin’ so lonely…”
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
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I get off work in 15 minutes
What should I do? I know it will end while I’m driving home but I don’t want to stay at work.
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
Tennis on the radio would be awesome
He hits it! Oh he hits it back! He returns the hit he just hit! And again! I wish you could see it because this is amazing!!
by Mortimer on Jul 5, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Schonz could do it ....it would be riveting
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I used to play and watch tennis a lot
but I can’t recall ever listening to it on the radio. It would work:
Bud Collins: I’ve never seen a McEnroe-Connors match with so many fireworks, Billie Jean. There they go again, arguing with the umpire.
BJ King: It’s like tag-team wrestling, Bud. Connors yells at him, then McEnroe, then Connors again. All that’s missing is the high-fives.
Collins: Look Billie Jean, McEnroe is shaking the umpire’s chair!
King: Incredible! Wait, now Connors is grabbing his leg! He’s pulling on his leg! He’s pulling him right out of the chair!
Collins: The crowd is going berserk! It hasn’t been this noisy at a Wimbledon final since Virginia Wade made it into the second round!
King: Connors and McEnroe are kicking the umpire, stomping on him, smashing their rackets on him!
Collins: McEnroe is walking away now… he’s reaching into his bag for something, probably another racket… what’s that — it’s not a racket… it looks like some kind of rifle!
King: That’s no rifle, Bud. He has a lighter in his other hand. He’s lighting it… he’s setting it next to the muzzle… It’s a flamethrower! McEnroe has just ignited a flamethrower! He’s walking back to the umpire… Connors is stepping away… NO, NO, McEnroe IS LITERALLY FLAMING THE UMPIRE!
Collins: Look at Connors, he’s laughing! Oh, what a terrible, tendentious tragedy we’re witnessing today at Center Court! Stay tuned for the conclusion of this amazing event, after a word from our sponsor, Sterno.
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You’re telling me that wouldn’t be worth listening to?!
by MiledAnimal on Jul 5, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't have a radio in my car
I think I’ll stay at work, I’m sure my wife is still asleep.
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
I've been here for 8 hours
TV’s are supposed to be on CNN but it’s all repeats at night and no management to yell at us.
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
they should split it between CNN and Fox
anything else would just be unequal and thus unfair.
Your bosses must be raging left wing liberals with no thought or concern for conservatives. The nerve.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
After awhile you just tune it out
You get tired of seeing headline news everywhere you go.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I also remember watching game 7 of the 2002 WCF on the weekend
When that TV was supposed to be playing CNN. Ha, good times.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Someone steal yer radio ?
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah
It would just get stolen since my doors don’t lock. I just use an ipod
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
Is your Thing still orange?
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
with hints of rust
Yeah, it’s orange
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
Here is pic of Tom's
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
That's close
I have a different bumper
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
I just googled
Tom’s orange thing
That’s what came up (so to speak)
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It must suck for hurricane's
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
But we can move it over here
It’s a long match, but not a truly special match, IMO… it’s just a bunch of service winners and a few rallies.
Fun match though. I’m beginning to wonder when it’ll end.
we have an appointment
at the dog park at 11:00 AM PT, Pug walk – so they better get this over with quick!
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
I HATE THE SMIRNOFF COMMERCIALS
It’s like they’re made by lame un-cool people trying hard to do sumthin’ crazy.
Who cares you painted some old building purple and had a party where people wore glasses with lights on them? What the hell is that anyways? Why can one not believe they were there?
I want to punch someone when I see those commercials now. The water slide was bad enough.
I think Jimmy Fallon writes their ads
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
I think a friend of mine did
He’s always telling these lame-butt stories that he thinks are crazy but are super suburban.
I remember going to downtown Portland with him (the most dangerous place in the world) and he’d be freaking out about trash on the side of the street, people milling about, etc. Like it was a filthy crime ridden Gotham City.
I've had friends like they
They always have a “one up” story that sucks.
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
The friend ALWAYS re-tells this one story to people
As the wiggiest whackest example of how “crazy” he is…
So another friend only had a Miata type car, a two door two seater, and it was his b-day so he wanted to go to strip clubs, and so the friend who tells lame stories rides in the trunk to the strip club so we could all fit.
That’s it! But when he tells the story he acts like we robbed a bank. It isn’t that rad, but he acts like it was the craziest thing anyone has ever done.
It’s like a Smirnoff ad.
Yeah
I know a guy like that here. He works on a boat that rents jetskis and he’s always telling us about the big breasted women that was out that day. He’ll tell the same story 3 times a night.
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
How the zach did he fit in a Miata trunk
is he a little person?
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
It wasn't a Miata...
…but a Miata type car. I don’t know cars very well.
I don’t think it was a spacious trunk, but he fit fine. He’s about 5’8", but I dunno his wingspan or standing reach.
Wow ok
We stuffed a guy into the luggage compartment of my parents station wagon (to get him into the drive-in cause he didn’t have any money). I think this story is funnier (slightly) than your friends story because the luggage compartment won’t open unless the tailgate is down and we wouldn’t open it for a about a half hour (after we went and got popcorn and candy and stuff). Then we wouldn’t share the JuJubes and he got real mad…and then he went and robbed the candy counter….where he also killed the cashier. So as you can see the story is similar …but much funnier…what with the muder and stuff
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
No, yours is better
And I bet you don’t tell everyone you meet this story like it was you foiling a bank robbery and punching out Hitler.
That’s my problem with my friend, is that he always makes a big deal out of this story.
“Man, remember when we went to that club, and I rode in the trunk? That was so crazy”
SIGH.
Yeh I know
I have many stories that I rotate thru and try not repeat too much. Usually about getting drunk and doing something stupid…those are always a winner
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you see my new sig??
Thanks U-L-C
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Do you know anyone who changes stories about you?
In the navy, we were in Tijuana and I stole the pin out of a fire extinguisher at a strip club, because I thought it was cool that the instructions on it were in Spanish. The next day friends were telling people that I went up on stage and chased a stripper with a fire extinguisher.
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
Yeah, that's always funny
My run from the Russian bouncers story that I’ve told here a few times (the underage brothel one) turns into MORTY BEAT UP THESE RUSSIAN BOUNCERS when my friends (who weren’t there and only know what I told them and I didn’t say I beat anyone up) tell it to others.
When I broke my leg in high school, it didn’t go through my skin or anything, but other people came up and told me how gross it was when my leg pierced my skin and the blood was everywhere.
You beat up a Russian bouncer at an underage brothel?
No wonder you live in LA.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I'm straight street.
I rescued all the underage hookers too, got them nice husbands who love them and good jobs here in America.
by Mortimer on Jul 5, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So you're a street pimp?
Yowzah. Remind me to not raise any children I might have in Portland.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
So you're saying the children of PDX are merely human twinkies?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I went to a work thing and stayed at Chinnook Winds
They paired us up to share rooms (the cheap zachs) and anyway me this other guy were about to crash for the night and were standing on the balcony in front of the room smoking when we spotted a racoon walking across the parking lot. This guy (Mike) starts making smooching sounds at the racoon (like you might call a dog) and sure enough the thing starts coming towards us ….it climbs the stairs to get to the 2nd floor and starts heading up to the 3rd (where we are). We are like “Holy Zach!! that thing gonna come right up to us” and it did come all the way up to the 3rd floor balcony. I told Mike that he should go try to pet it. He told me to “get bent” and we went in and went to sleep. All the next day I told anyone that would listen that story …only I changed the ending. In my version Mike then tried to pet the racoon and it turn and hissed at him and chased him all the way back down the stairs and across the parking lot . To this day, people at my work all think Mike tried to pet a racoon at Chinook Winds and ended up getting chased by it. No one will believe him when he says otherwise …I am proud of this.
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not to interrupt your story or anything, but how is Chinook Winds?
Also, “get bent” is a fun way to insult someone.
It's ok
But I prefer Spirit Mountain ….it about 30miles inland (I think) but an easy drive. Chinook’s casino is very nice but the hotel is pretty run down in my opinion (basically a lower end Best Western) …plus they have a racoon problem. lol
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
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it has one or two poker tables, whereas spirit mountain will have 15 or 20
still, if you’re in town it’s worth stopping in just to get free drinks ;-p
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
there's a really nice hotel there...
the inn at spanish head…i haven’t stayed there, but from the outside it looks pretty sweet.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
ouch, just looked at prices
don’t know how much you want to spend.
http://www.spanishhead.com/site/rooms.html
200-300 a night.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Wow, did they remodel it?
I swear it used to look older inside when I was younger, but maybe it was a different hotel… It looks nice though.
We’re debating where to stay… I think we may stay south of Newport but not sure yet.
That is true! Nice looking
However …if you must have the indian casino experience …..go ahead to Spirit Mountain and stay at their lodge…it is nice and like I said only 25-30 miles inland from Lincoln City ….better Casino …better Rooms
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The casino experience is not a necessity, luckily. :)
I figure if we wanted to do a casino, we’d head down I-5 and do one of those, at least I heard they’re good.
I have been to Seven Feathers
that one is nice enough
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We stayed at the Inn at Spanish Head once, about five years ago
It was strange. I think the rooms had different owners (like a condo) and the hotel managers took care of renting them out. They all were different decor-wise; some were shabby and some were not. All had good views though. We paid a lot less than that, but maybe it’s changed since then.
I visited there when others stayed and I remember similar
It wouldn’t surprise me if they bought everyone out and remodeled… Lincoln City gets enough business that it wouldn’t surprise me.
The hard part is finding the smaller local places that are real nice. They’re usually hidden on net searches.
haha that's awesome
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
He's a lazy American
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
sweet
see ya
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
You gotta know not to take Tom seriously, Timmay
He’s just joking with you! All he does is joke, always.
(That’s my favorite comment under a Tom comment. TinFoil got trickered into saying it recently, but he ain’t the first).
I AM NEVER TRICKED
except for this time
Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.
Hahaha
The best part is that you weren’t the first to do that, and it’s either because Tom did a serious comment and someone didn’t get it, or because he did a joke that either someone took serious or joked along with it.
Tom gets the most explanations by other posters to other posters. It’s funny.
Lol ...it is funny ...I almost always know when he is joking
except when he calls you a zach-hole ….then I am never sure
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
pizzoned
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
Pretty much.
I’m not a big fan, he’s a great tennis player in an era without a second great player (until recently).
He's not American enough for people to care
Tiger Woods has done just fine without a rival for most of his career.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 5, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Tiger has lots of rivals
He just keeps leaving them in the dust. Everyone thought [insert players name here] was great, until Tiger showed up. He’s very Jordan-esque in that way. I’d really love to see Tiger get a real rival too; it would probably elevate his game, such as when Vijay took #1 for a short time.
On the other hand, men’s tennis is in a slow stretch, seemingly due to a round of lesser-than-average players coming onto the tour. There’s just nobody else who’s special, except Nadal when non-injured. He doesn’t have a Connors to his McEnroe, an Agassi to his Sampras, a Becker to his Lendl. Nadal is as close as it gets. No other outstanding players have shown up during the current cycle… he didn’t plan it, but he timed his rise perfectly.
That might be some Formula 1 driver, or soccer player if you look at it from a US perspective
Or a cricket or rugby player if you look at it with non-commonwealth eyes
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
I'd like AK
He’s a point forward as well, though he has absolutely no jumper.
I can’t see Utah giving us a player like him, and the crazy NY pick.
I could see Utah giving him up
He always seems to be the odd man out, and losing AK could let them keep Millsap.
I’m also not as convinced about the pick. It depends on their desperation level. And we probably wouldn’t give up that much.
What would you think about
Joel and Trout for Kirlenko and NY’s pick, then use the remaining 4 mil in cap space to sign a C/PF (Mcdyse, Smith, Nasterovic)
Draft Cole Aldrich 2010
THIS MATCH WAS RIGGED
How else can they have all these commercials about winning his 15th big trophy thing?!?!
He'll forget it after he makes another American Pie movie.
Or a sequel to The Rundown, with John Cena instead of The Rock.
Is it your contention that ...
….Andy Roddick resembles Stiffler? Because that would be humorous
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
ANDY RODDICK LOOKS LIKE THAT STIFFLER GUY FROM AMERICAN PIE
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I start to feel bad for him
and then they show his wife in the stands and I’m like eff that guy lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Come on man
Perfect Zach opportunity
….Zach that guy!!!
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
perfect opportunity for some SI Bikini linkage
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
dont set it up if you aint gonna follow thru
LINK?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 5, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
2 of the best tennis matches ever in 2 straight years
Nadal Federer last year, Roddick Federer this year…
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
You and you know who
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
This old guy talking looks like that way old conservative commentator
Who died the other year.
D’OH what is his name…
Paul Harvey?
Billy Graham?
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Bobcat Goldwaith?
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm glad I live in Washington.
Portland sounds awful.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
It really is
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
East Valley
is Armenian central. Always saw the Armenian Mafia driving around when I lived out there.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 5, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm glad I live in Woodburn.
Portland sounds like hell.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
that's why that joke was funny...
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Popeyes isn't even Woodburn.
That’s Aurora
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
woo cheap Nike
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
reply fail
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
it's like Mexico
just without the heat, 18 year old drinking age, and cheap hookers
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
It’s Official: For Quality of Life Move to Spain.
We´re closer to Turkey.
by amlmart1 on Jul 5, 2009 11:25 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm glad I live in Hawaii
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
Anyone know what time golf starts?
There is some weird magic show on CBS.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
about 15 mins
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
nice!
Plus Tiger is playing. Why wouldn’t you watch it?
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
me too
i still want tiger to win, but at least its not phil.. AK is ok with me
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 5, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
exactly..
what time does Tiger tee off? 1:00?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 5, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
sweet. im gonna go watch
lates folks
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 5, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
There used to be a guy around here
Who had a fire wood biz and a good size wood lot,he ran his wood truck on the rims with out tires and just bought a set of rims at the junkyard every year or so.Portlanders are just wannabe hillbillys
by southern oregon on Jul 5, 2009 11:53 AM PDT reply actions
The Blazers still need a back up power forward and IMO Antonio McDyess is that player that they need at that spot. And McDyess is a very good Vet.
Mark ‘Dyess’ down for a double-double each night. After re-joining Detroit mid-season, the polite veteran posted a workmanlike 10 points and 10 rebounds per game. McDyess could replace Yao in Houston, where he, coincidentally, has his off-season home. But if KP can Make him an offer and let him know Portland is where he needs to be if he wants a RING. The Blazers need McDyess as their back up power forward/Center. And he won’t cost as much as Lee and IMO you get the same thing from both players.
plus i am not sold on Lee
being more than a hustle player. besides he doesnt want to sign with us and be a backup.
KP better have some trades up his sleeve..
at least get a PG.. and try and trade for crash
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 5, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
me either
seems like KP is reaching for straws.. unless he wants to use him as a trading piece. While I think Lee would make a great addition to our team IF he was paid appropriatly and was willing to come off the bench, i just dont see either of those happening. he COULD be our Nick Collison, but he wont. maybe we can flip him at the deadline
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 5, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think anyone is sold on Lee, except a few fanposters
It’s also worth noting that the “KP wants Lee!” rumors are coming from Lee’s own agent, not KP.
I think Portland is going to get mentioned by most players or agents until Portland does something
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
Absolutely!
Portland will be used by every agent because… a.) Portland will neither confirm nor deny rumors publicly, and b.) it’ll drive the price up on their client.
Count me in on the list of people who think KP is watching for a lopsided trade.
I think he's going to sign 3 guys at $3 million each
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
I can't believe how far down I scrolled to find yesterday's JD
No comment about most of the fanposts in between.
gracias
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
can we just delete every fan post for the last 48 hours
that has no recs or fewer than 20 comments?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
hahah
i was flipping through some of them and there are a solid number that probably ought to be deleted.
at this point though, it’s water under the bridge. they’ll be pushed off the sidebar very quickly, if they haven’t been already.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
yes, but that just means they're being pushed off by more
lame, half thought out fanposts that are repeats of repeats of repeats
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
i approve of this junk drawer's hidden message
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I didn't write that
My spanish agent did
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
amlmart does a good job looking out for his clients
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Best in the biz
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
This is kind of cool
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/7/5/938611/victor-claver-video-interview
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
that the one with Mr. Casey?
it was pretty good…I couldn’t quite understand the contract situation even though I listened to it twice.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
A Breastplate Holds Fez
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
Did you know you could actually make that link popup?
All you have to do is click in new window (and check the box) and it’ll pop up. I swear. :)
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
For instance
I will hyperlink that exposed piss poor link you just posted Tom. :)
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
is there anyone on SBN with more comments than you?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Ummm
On AN probably. I’d be surprised if there wasn’t one or two on Bedge as well.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
this is probably a lame question
but what’s AN?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Athletics Nation
It’s the flagship blog of SBN (first).
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
ahhh didn't know that
i learn something new everyday
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
No harm to it
Only real reason I know about AN is that I’m an A’s fan.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Also prez
SBN’s original blogs were baseball. (AN, McCovey Chronicles, Red Reporter, Bleed Cubbie Blue to name a few.)
They’ve since expanded and what not into other sports since 2005 on a lot of those topics.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Yeah there is
I’ve only been commenting since 2007 so it’s really not as long as it may indicate otherwise. I also make a lot of comments that are “LOL” or “Hmm Okay” too.
I’m sure there is at least a 100-200 people with more comments. And there will be others who surpass me who comment a lot. (Like Eddy Rivera comments a ton at 3QC for instance.)
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I post links like that to impress the ladies
It makes them think I’m a bit of a bad boy because I’m buckin’ the system.
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
Well bad boy
Keep o buckin then.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Tom is just a blog whore
We all know that.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
i heard he has some fanboys as well
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Tom swings both ways?
Shocking.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I meant this to be a reply to
I’m not sure what I did there.
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
he sounds like my roommate from last year
so i don’t like him, i hope we trade his rights before he ever dons a blazer uni
by phillyduck23 on Jul 5, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
shut up my cousin is hot
should have took hedo up to the ’couv that would have changed everything
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
by idoltime on Jul 5, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
i have a cousin in modeling
i don’t think she’s that hot though. they probably like her because she’s blonde and thin.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Random name dropping: Saw Stonehenge, the house of Jane Austen and Johnny Depp today
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
I never knew Jane Austen and Johnny Depp were living together
What a cougar
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 5, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Yeah, he is probably cheating on his wife because her teeth are fery brifish despite being French

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
What are you doing in Britain Norsk?
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
Dry humping Stones for the great good of mankind
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
greater good^
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Whoa
What’s the girl who went on a date with Jake doing in the United Kingdom?
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
I gets weirder, the founder of Pennsylvania lived quasi next door
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
I used to own some real estate on Pennsylvania Avenue
"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes."--Thomas Paine
And here I thought Park Place was the ish.....
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
shoe porn warning:

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
rec'd solely for the title homez
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I think we should trade Oden and Bayless for Durant and Brook Lopez
Get it done KP
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
Oden and Bayless for Harris and Lopez
I think about that for maybe 3 seconds but then say : Zach No!
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
still don't like it
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I like your idea too. I don't know how we could get either to work, but at least the end result would be something to work with
Unlike most posts I just flipped through. David Lee and Nate Robinson? Pryz for Battier? Greek players who are stars at home? Really?
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
I like Oden and Bayless too much to make that deal
also I gotta believe Oden >>> Lopez in a few years
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
maybe. If Oden gets some leaping ability and lateral quickness back. Oden was certainly a much better athlete than Lopez prior to micro.
but Lopez played all 82 games last year and is younger than Oden. He also was a much better shotblocker last year and is light years ahead of Oden in terms of offensive skill.
With that trade you are getting an allstar PG and a likely future allstar C for two high upside players, one of which has yet to show anything and one of which has yet to show he can stay healthy.
I probably make the trade.
i respectfully disagree
There is a reason why Oden was called a “once in a generation center”. Even if Bayless turns out to be not as good as Harris, I think Oden makes up the difference
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
That's why I love Jacob
He’s all like this, and I’m all like this.
sabonis4ever
Beloved Bedger & Friend
BEdged - 5/31/2007
Banned - 6/12/2009
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
At this point it really doesn't matter what Oden was called before his injury.
The question is how good he can be now. I don’t see a once in a generation center, myself. I think he will be better than Lopez, but I can’t say that with any certainty.
That trade would certainly be incredibly difficult to make.
Not only that
You’re going to have to find someone who will wear Spongebob Squarepants along with him. You don’t want to separate him from his butt buddy Terrence Williams.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Why not trade for the ghost of Shawn Kemp while you're at it?
Oh wait, Trader Bob already did. Erm.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
He's good people in my book
sabonis4ever
Beloved Bedger & Friend
BEdged - 5/31/2007
Banned - 6/12/2009
Who?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
this should be a fanpost
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Someone should do an experiment
Write a half decent “Why we should go after Odom” post and see how many Odom FanPosts it spawns.
sabonis4ever
Beloved Bedger & Friend
BEdged - 5/31/2007
Banned - 6/12/2009
go for it
nice sig by the way
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
the heat of your passionate love?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
you are a trouble maker
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Is there a nice city at the ocean in Oregon? Odom could commute to work
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
Astoria!Astoria!Astoria!
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I presume he'd want one that gets sunshine. :)
Not saying bad stuff about Astoria, but that weather…
I figured Seaside would win out over Astoria, despite similar weather.
I'll take your word for it LOL
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Lincon City has some nice waves
But I dont think its what Lamar has in mind.
by southern oregon on Jul 5, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
i got a good one im working on
but it doesnt deal with odom
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Just remember to bring your pitchfork if it isn't
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Nice to see you have pull :)
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
yeah right
ask her what happened the last time she asked prez to delete something…
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
lame.
He did tell me you were the idiot that made Boybot and I could have easily gotten you in trouble.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
geez, i dish secret info and you give up the source?
you’d make a bad secret agent
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Is there a fight coming?
I’m only here for the jokes.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
no
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Just like a married couple
sabonis4ever
Beloved Bedger & Friend
BEdged - 5/31/2007
Banned - 6/12/2009
by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nah
He and I are more like Bartles and Jaymes.
sabonis4ever
Beloved Bedger & Friend
BEdged - 5/31/2007
Banned - 6/12/2009
by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
sounds complicated
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Do they still make those?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Yeah but they stopped the commercials in 1991
But they thank you for your support.
by Timmay! on Jul 5, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL Timmay
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
oh snap
rec’d
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
It's all fun til you get on Roybot's bad side
(cringing from her)
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
It's okay
I’m good at pissing people off. She can get in line with everybody else whose mad at me this week.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
im on her <3 side
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
You keeping saying that
she keeps calling BS (BZ if you prefer)
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
she "never lies"
supposedly
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
That's because she was told
You can’t get pregnant if you do it that way.
sabonis4ever
Beloved Bedger & Friend
BEdged - 5/31/2007
Banned - 6/12/2009
by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Pregnancy is good eating
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
hahahaha
it’s OK. You’re not on my bad side anymore. Cloudy will always be there though.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
if by bad side you mean <3 side
then yes
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
A Characterized Fat Fresh Top
sabonis4ever
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Banned - 6/12/2009
Torch's are handy too
In that type of situation
by southern oregon on Jul 5, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Good point
Thanks for the reminder.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I don't know why we can't overpay for him
How hard is it for him to commute from LA? I know he just won a ring in LA, but beyond that, you can’t tell me there are people out there, even in the NBA, who wouldn’t take $5 million dollars to live in Portland.
sabonis4ever
Beloved Bedger & Friend
BEdged - 5/31/2007
Banned - 6/12/2009
I would get on the phone to Odom's agent and offer as big a contract as we can
In all likelihood, he still turns it down, but it would be worth a try.
I'm there with ya
He has a ring, he’s been on crappy teams and good teams, he’s younger than Hedo, and he does dumb stuff that will entertain me.
sabonis4ever
Beloved Bedger & Friend
BEdged - 5/31/2007
Banned - 6/12/2009
That's what I'm screaming
Oh yeah, and it will make the Lakers more worser.
sabonis4ever
Beloved Bedger & Friend
BEdged - 5/31/2007
Banned - 6/12/2009
don't forget his candy obsession. that will never get old.
Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.
Brandon, here’s some Gatorade. Lamarcus, chug this water real quick. Lamar, pound this pack of Mambas.
Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.
and he loves candy
what’s not to like?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
That he is too lazy to realize his full potential
Not exactly Eddy Curry lazy who would have had the skills to be a mini-Shaq, but Lamar Odom lazy who would have had the skills to be a mini-Magic.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
he only wants 10mil a year.. down from 14 this year..
why not pay him exactly what we would have paid hedo?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 5, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I would always worry about him dribbling inbounds or missing the first free throw on important foul shots
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
As opposed to Hedo Turkoglu who eats PIzza at halftime of game 7's?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
In case you hibernated during the Hedo/Hedon't craze, I hated the thought of Hedo to Portland for $50+ millions
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
LOL
I wasn’t really saying you were pushing for that.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Have you become a secret Timberwolves fan already?
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
Nope
Just a backwards arse Magic fan.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
whatever works
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
A post telling Roy to man up and play PG would also work
Chase those quicksilver little guards Roy! Do it! Do it ‘til you’re exhausted satisfied!
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
This post is buzzard bait, it’s a real knee slapper (knot).
cuzzin 92, Yall been drinkin’ too much moonshine from that funky still of yors.
thays a slew of folk thats dun suggested sum wurds utter dan whut you put up here in dis dar post.
an yu best bein gittin a dickshunerry, cuz you dun did misspleted bout haf dem dar wurds.
well fer, goin norf to seatter fer a dazs er two, see yuz allz in a few.
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
by Blazer1342 on Jul 5, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Crap, the Spurs will sign Marcus Haislip
Don’t laugh, the former NBA washout (drafted much too young/raw) has become a solid player in Europe who likely will be among the better backup PFs next year. How come Buford is still ahead of all his disciples when it comes to identifying and actually getting talent (mistake on Scola excluded, although he also identified him but let him go).
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
Who did Haislip play for in Europe?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Nevermind
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
We should identify the most boring part of the off season
And set up a Pokey vs Timbo cage blog to liven things up
Nah
I like communism.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
So how is the North Korean team this year?
by southern oregon on Jul 5, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Weak in the midfield
But they’re flankers are okay, and strong at goal.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I moved to Texas for a reason.
Because I was tired of Portland. Not that I hate it. Just sick of gray skies all the time. In a perfect world I would spend summers in Portland and winters in Austin. It’s 100+ every day here in the summer, and I work outside. Brutal. When I take my shirt off I look like a Mexican wearing a white t-shirt.
An Oregonian in Texas.
As for Oregon hillbilly moments...
I have several, as I grew up in rural Marion county. But the first that comes to mind:
Several years back my girlfriend and I took off on a camping/road trip all around the state. We came across a modern ghost town of sorts somewhere east of K Falls. It had a gas station and convenience store, both of which were abandoned, battered and vandalized. The only remaining business was a small motel. We were looking at our map and wanting to check out this massive dry lake bed a little further east, but the only way there was on an unpaved road and we weren’t sure our Nissan Altima could hack it. i decided to ask the folks at the motel. They had a large sign on the front of the motel that said “SIN KILLS. GUNS PROTECT.” I believe it was actually larger than their vacancy sign. I walked inside and was almost floored by Marlboro smoke (and I’m a smoker). An old man came up to the counter and asked,rather judgmentally, “Is there something I can help you with?” in a very stern and gravelly voice. I asked about the road, and if it was navigable by car. He quickly and firmly retorted, “No! Now I suggest you get back in your car and keep right on drivin’.” Not feeling much like getting shot, that’s exactly what I did.
An Oregonian in Texas.
I think I drove thru that area
it is scary being that alone
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
I don't think any FA
could get used to the idea of riding a horse to the RG for work. I live downtown and I know I get tired of paying parking fees for my horse.
The hitching posts are in bad disrepair
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
Nice here,only 90 and the sea breeze has been coming up in the afternoon
I dont mean to diss any one over the hill but I know the whole state better than most and Selma can out hillbilly any place this side of the Ozarks,helpfull hint,if a cop asks to see your ID,show him you belt buckle.
by southern oregon on Jul 5, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I once caught a nasty case of hepititus in Lake Selmak
good times that
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
I spent a week in Arkansas last month
Went for work, first time I’d been to what really is “the South”. Very green and pretty, but it is backwards. A “normal”, consistent backwards, as opposed to Oregon’s, which is delivered in small pockets of extreme backwardsness.
An Oregonian in Texas.
Oh yeah
we also have a fairly decent sized homeless population. Can you imagine how frustrating it could get if you made 40,000,000 quarters a year (not sure how many bits that is)
2 bits per quarter
I leave the math up to the student
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
For those not watching the golf tournament
Tiger Woods, who’s on the verge of (surprise) another victory, took a left-to-right putt on 17, and missed it to the left. No big deal.
But the crowd was much more interesting. They started out with the usual “GET IN THE HOLE!” that everyone is tired of… then the ball doesn’t cut to the right as much as expected. Then you hear guys yelling “terrible read! terrible read! awful! [self-censored]!”
Dude, this guy’s the best in the world, and is about to win another tournament, and you’re yelling at him because he missed the hole by a foot on a 25 foot putt? Go home!
If you've got it on PVR, it should be there on rewind
Unless it’s only on the surround channels of my high-def. It was clear enough that when I rewound, my wife heard it and laughed.
And my favorite is when they yell
“GET IN THE HOLE!” on tee shots.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
really, who does that. Who is that guy. Your not clever, someone yells it at every tournament. If you were at a golf tournament and you were watching Tiger and the same zaching dbag was yelling GET IN THE HOLE after every single freaking shot.. how could you not punch them in their zaching mouth
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 5, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
rec
The GET IN THE HOLE scream is by far the stupidest thing about watching golf. When a golfer is 500 yards away, it aint going in the hole. SHUT THE ZACH UP!!!!
The Bedger formally known as ????????
Kim just hit some guy right in the zack
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
Anybody else a sucker for songs with great intros?
I find time and again that I keep songs with interesting/unusual intros even though I don’t really love the song as a whole.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
Guilty
They promise me so much then let me down with a crash into reality.
Ten players, two baskets, 13,000 people, one basketball. And we will decide what is done with that one basketball.
me too
Arcade fire got me that way
sabonis4ever
Beloved Bedger & Friend
BEdged - 5/31/2007
Banned - 6/12/2009
Yeah
For writing a fanpost about trading for Oden.
sabonis4ever
Beloved Bedger & Friend
BEdged - 5/31/2007
Banned - 6/12/2009
Good
If he doesn’t know we already have Oden he doesn’t belong here.
It's = It Is
Its = Belongs to It
He knows
He probably just doesn’t like Oden as much as anybody else.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
See what you started tom?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
His wife ain't so bad either....
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
so is your face!
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i screwed up that insult
and im already there
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
wow a The Roybot
and then Roybot …
its tearing at space time continuum
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 5, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
so amazing...
he’s the reason…
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
profile of the day
http://www.sbnation.com/users/Disgruntled_Jarrett_Jack_Fan
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
his rookie year he was 4 because Juan Dixon was 1
or something like that. he decided to switch after Juan left.
i think that’s the story anyway
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I'd completely forgot that
I need Norsk to make a huge chart, mapping out what numbers belonged to whom in which season.
here's a jarrett jack rookie card
on eBay, where he’s wearing number four.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I like this one better
http://www.sbnation.com/users/in~ur~fizace
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
I like that his full name is listed. FAIL!
Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.
This might be the funniest set of words ever put together on SBN
Yo checc it yo. The name is Tyler. Thats all you need to know. Well that and I am a hella big gangsta, 4 real foo. Also I run the dope shop down the street from the school on Burton rd in tha COUVE baby. Making hella loot. You know me the nighborhood dough boy making dough boy. But on the real just a down ass blazer fan since i was in pampers. All the other stuff is made up(@ least thats what I tell 5-0!)
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
"down ass blazer fan since i was in pampers"
wow he is fo rizzle my nizzles
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
LOL @ that
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Yeah, the guy has set a new standard for profiles.
I saw it last night and giggled so hard I had to call my husband in to read it.
LOL @ having to call your hubby to read it to you
That is sad.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
ahha rec
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
LOL
I’m pretty sure you can read. What i MEANT was that you needed someone else to confirm how ridiculously lame that profile is.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Straight outta the hood of Burton road in tha COUVE baby
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
I laughed hard enough that I clicked on the profile to read it
I can’t believe someone is bragging that they live off Burton.
neither is compton
and im straight out of tha hood there baby
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
fo shizzle shorty
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
It's shawty
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
shawty
my bad homz
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
homEz
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
ese jue
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Girls Girls Girls
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
sorry boo
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Awwww
I can feel the love already.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Only from him
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
by Roybot on Jul 5, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
riiight
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I figured most of it was a joke, but I presumed the general location stuff is real
I’m not sure what’s worse, living off Burton or pretending to.
Is anyone else bored enough to already be thinking about fantasy football?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
that was suprisingly brief for you Morty
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Jul 5, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I NEVER SAY "SO'S YOUR FACE"
GAWD you guys always twist my stories and make them different!
The formating I do for the “face” joke has been the same in my family since I was but a boy. Someone says something, such as, “That was surprisingly brief for you Morty”, and then you, the jokester, responds “Your FACE is surprisingly brief for you Morty”.
I NEVER SAID SO’S YOUR FACE AND IF ANYONE SEZ I DID THEY IS A LIAR IN THEIR SOUL.
SO IS UR FACE
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Your face has got a zit Morty
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
It's an acquire trait of living in the Pacific NW
:)
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Meaness or pimples?
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
LOL Both
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I think some people are.
One look at the fanposts is evidence of that.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
before i met bedge, I played fantasy football one year
i managed 33 Yahoo league teams. It was really fun at first, but by week 12 I was burnt out.
I haven’t played since.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
somebody needs a girlfriend...
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
haha i loved the drafting part
after the drafts, i let most of them slide.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
eh, it was summer and i was bored, and you can't play fantasy basketball, so i decided to do fantasy football drafts
once school started, i didn’t have time for ’em.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
i suck at fantasy sports
i always act like a homer and pick guys way before i should pick them
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i did pretty well that year--that was the year frank gore had a super year, and i picked him up on most of my teams
unfortunately, as a huge broncos fan, i wasted a pick on Tatum Bell on pretty much every team. that was lame.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
you suck in general
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
War General Mortimer?
I thought he was married.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
by prezofdeath on Jul 5, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
War General Morty?
And he’s a streetwise pimp? Run for the hills citizens. (Or, hide behind them if you live in PDX.)
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm getting that feeling more and more
the draft is so interesting, so much strategy and then the actual season is mostly busywork and unless big injuries happen, you can kinda tell whose going to win.
Maybe I just need a league with more active owners, maybe get some crazy trades going.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
bingo..the regular season is so boring.
you spend the whole time just doing lamework that anyone could do.
drafting is really fun. you have sooo many players, so many stats to look at, but once the season starts it’s a snoozer.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
In season management is huge in fantasy football...
I kill every year, I usually have 3 or 4 teams on yahoo and I think my worst finish was 3rd. I have won several leagues. The key is watching out for injuries(which happen often) and snatching up the injured persons backup. Running backs are a dime a dozen, I use the draft to get good wide receivers and quarterbacks as my first priorities. Never take a kicker till the last round and make sure you get two pretty good defenses. Good running backs always come out of nowhere due to injuries throughout the season. I murder fantasy football owners, murder them….
The Bedger formally known as ????????
early in the season you need to just hawk the waiver wires
marques colston was available in a LOT of my leagues…it was his rookie breakout year and no one thought he was going to be good. I got him on 90 percent of my teams, and that year Yahoo had him so he could fill either your WR or TE slot, which was awesome.
I didn’t play all my accounts long enough to matter, but he killed that year.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
yes
but hopefully i wont be come the 8th
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 5, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!
i won my keeper league last year and im stoked to gloat all over everyone
by phillyduck23 on Jul 6, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Gorsh I hope not
I ain’t never seen it, but I DVR everything.
Timmay PVR’s everything, which is inferior for some reason.
this is an epidemic
like your face
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Just as long as no clearasil is needed
I think I’m good.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh my god Corvid
And I thought my jokes were retarded.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
your jokes are developementally disabled
try to keep up
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
I can't
My disabled development impairs me.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
do you guys ever say "rec" to people in real life?
I tried it once. It was oddly satisfying.
Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.
i've tried it three or four times. got a couple funny looks, one person was like, what?
I was like
“REC, like…I reccomend this! You’ve never heard someone say rec!?!”
“Uhh…no…I guess I’m just lame.”
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
i try to avoid mixing internet lingo and real life speech
after an unfortunate incident where i said “lol” to a girl i liked…
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
like ur face!
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
not really, no
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
how would you know?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
it's quite simple really
i’m captain jack sparrow
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Best watch your back
Johnny Depp is coming for you now.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Nah, he can't be there for at least 12 hours :)
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
as long as he brings along Cougar Jane, that's fine with me
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
LOL
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
not really, no
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
by Roybot on Jul 5, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jinx
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
nope.
I said it just to copy prez.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
by Roybot on Jul 5, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Copycat Jinx Minx Lynx hepcat
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
ahhahahah
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
FAIL
vs. ![]()
Just browsed around a bit and saw the great pyramid (ca. 2500 BC) is older than just about anything I have seen today in Stonehenge. I bet the druids were mighty proud of their work (took about 600 men to move some of the stones). But they would have been disappointed if they traveled to see what their brothers around the Mediterranean did at that time.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
I know... the druids might have known how to align the rocks with the sun rays and blah, blah
but the egyptians knew the distance from the earth to the sun (The height of the great pyramid times 10**9 = avg. distance to sun).
There’s really no competition.
Plus look at the Egyptians ability to predict the future
You think this is a coincedence ????

Eat that Stonhengers!!!!
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
If you lived that far north
You would be too.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
That should....
…have helped the prophecy abilities
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
to catch up to the Egyptians?
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
so why doesn't stonehenge look like this

"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
Snap!!!
A Hooters joke!!! Sweet
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
Hooters has crappy food
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
LOL 92
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Interesting Q&A about James Harden, with brief mentions of Pendergraph as a serviceable big man
http://www.welcometoloudcity.com/2009/7/5/938767/q-a-session-with-house-of-sparky
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
$100 Canzano has never been to Istanbul
The Blazers should have insisted that Mrs. Turkoglu come too, and she should have been ushered around the city and shown that Portland, like Istanbul, is a gorgeous river city that would have felt comfortable.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
bingo
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Mine too
Nothing against Portland, but Istanbul is a city of over 12 million people with 2000 years of history and influenced by at least three major cultures. And it’s not at a river, it bridges the strait between two oceans. Does not compare.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
Was it Constantine?
He was always bragging about it
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
I thought it was Byzantine.....
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
It's my California education
It fails me at every turn.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
california sucks!
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Why I don't live there anymore....
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Well, both cities are inhabited by human beings . . .
I have some friends who like to travel to places that are as different from Portland as they can find. Last year they went to Istanbul.
The Black Sea and the Mediterranean Sea
While the Black Sea is pretty landlocked it generally counts as one of the 7 oceans.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
Canada
And Maybe Russia. That’s all I got.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Antarctica
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
whoops not continents
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
The United States is not in contact with 3 ocean's
Even if Norskie’s warped defintion.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Well maybe it's not Norskie's warped defintion.....
Damn Wikipedia letting me down.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
as long as you
consider Alaska part of the USA – and I was born there so you better answer correctly! :-)
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Any state that includes Sarah Pelin as governor....
…will always be a territory to me. :)
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
How many times did you flag that?
10? 15?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
well she ain't any more, so no worries, mate
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
LOL
Good. Alaska has been returned to full statehood (even if it is a Republican cesspool.)
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
palin has some likeable traits about her, but I didn't like her as a VP or potential President if Mccain croaked.
Plus I didn’t like Mccain either….on the other hand, there were big issues I had with some of Obama’s policies…..so I had a really hard time voting this year hahaha
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I'm not super thrilled with Obama either
In fact, I wasn’t from the time his campaign started. Our political system is terribly flawed, and it’s still better than anybody else’s.
All that tells me is that Douglas Adams had it right.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Douglas Adams?
Is that a kind of beer?
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
Yep
It’s a wicked micro brew in Estonia New Hampshire.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
my son
actually just toured with a band from the same city as Palin (who I despise) called Portugal. The man ( http://www.portugaltheman.com ). They can’t stand her and have some articles about her on that site.
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
That link didn't work for me (just FYI)
But, I wasn’t calling anybody to an affiliating to a particular party. Politicans, in general, are not people I hold of high esteem. That’s true of athletes and CEO’s too.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
It worked the 2nd time for some reason
Thanks though.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Yeah
I’m becoming delirious. I fear the only thing that can save me is a 7-11 double gulp.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
3 oceans and 4 "middle seas"
But the term 7 oceans/seas is common in several cultures and languages. Today it usually refers to the Mediterranean, Atlantic Ocean, Indian Ocean, Pacific Ocean, Arctic Sea, Caribbean + Gulf of Mexico, Australasian Sea. I still grew up counting the Black Sea as an ocean in school, which is a bit the Medieval view of the world. The Greeks and Romans and other cultures also had their own definitions to distinguish between big seas, but also often arrived at 7.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Seas
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
hahah did you guys see the
Wilt Chamberlain @ the bookstore pic via JE Skeets?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
that's a good lookin fellow
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Blazers not ready to sign Lee, fearing to tie up cap space for the next week
Having lost out on Hedo Turkoglu, the Blazers spoke with David Lee’s agent on Saturday.
But Marc Berman reports that the Blazers are not prepared to sign the Knicks’ restricted free-agent to an offer sheet using their cap space, for concern that they would be tied up until July 15 at which time the Knicks might match the offer. The Blazers have about $9 million of cap room.
Trevor Ariza with the Rockets, and Ron Artest with the Lakers, have each agreed to contracts at the mid-level exception.
It could be that for Lee to earn more than $6 million per year, he will need to be part of a sign-and-trade deal. – RealGM
Coming to a fanshot near you soon
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
For 5 you can get Bass
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
Why do the Blazers need to sign ANYBODY?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Nate wants veteran experience and Nate and Roy want more toughness
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
right, we need more toughness
which is why we were targeting a pizza.eating Euro*softie.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
+1
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
And apparently the lopsided trade market is not moving along so well
If no trade happens, it’s use it or lose it in free agency
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
I can want Megan Fox to give me a BJ
Doesn’t mean I’m going to get it. With that, I’m out. Yall have a great night.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
we need someone to rebound and play tough in the second unit next to joel
thats the reason we drafted pendergraph but he isnt much of a bruiser
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 5, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
one thing to remember
is that no FA who has verbally committed is contractually committed…. yea it sucks to back out of a handshake, but it can happen. Go KP, Go KP, Go KP….
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Best Battle Scenes in Movies?
Helms Deep in the 2nd LOTR was great, also the Omaha Beach scene in Saving Private Ryan (although I always preferred the last battle in that film). Any others?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Yoda's lightsaber duel in Clone Wars with what's-his-face
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
that qualifies as more of a fight/duel
maybe the battle scene from that movie though (Hoth also in V)
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
the patriot had a good one
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
true
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
in the sidebar there's some lengthier clips that are a bit better
but yeah, that is an epic battle
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Do duels in Westerns count?
High Noon and many Sergio Leone films would qualify
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
duels are more a fight than a battle
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Oh
the one with Mel Gibson, Scottish one – can’t remember the title was good
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
braveheart?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
The fight in the music store vs. the Horde Troopers in Masters of the Universe, lol
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
my wife
doing her competitive coupon shopping in the grocery stores. I’m serious, some women take this coupon shopping stuff wayyyyy tooo serious, and she is one. She even has competitors and enemies. Oh well, I get all my food for pretty cheap….
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
those are duels
not battles lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
she was banned
from one grocery store because she kept clearing out shelves of certain items with coupons – basically getting the stuff for free. The store was baffled on how she could do that and told her not to come back for a week until they could implement a new “rule”.
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
my mother was once paid to walk out of a store with a bag of vegetables
thanks to triple stacking some sick coupons
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
the end of
Paris Texas is the best piece of filmmaking I have ever seen
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I am retarded
disregard
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I hated that book
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I hate Catcher in the Rye
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I hate To Kill a Mockingbird
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Haven't read that
But I will someday.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
don't waste your time
better off reading “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies”
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Have you ever read "Spirit of Crazy Horse"?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
It wasnt that bad.
Books are always better if you don’t have to read them for school.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
girls are always better when they hate you at first
just sayin’
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Spartacus has an epic scene where as one highlight they fight attacking roman troops with burning bundles of straw and wood
Some old sandal movies (often US co-productions with Italy or Spain) in general have some nice horse and saber battle scenes. Modern versions would be in Alexander, Troy, Gladiator, …
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
Spartacus yes
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
The original Sparticus flick
Had an old blue pickup driving up a dirt road in the distance in one of the battle scenes,
by southern oregon on Jul 5, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Was it yours?
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
How old?....how white?
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
Oh wait.....
Opening battle in Gladiator – as well as the Coliseum (sp) battle.
C’mon, give it up for Gladiator.
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Gladiator was mainly fights
great movie though
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
probably isn't technically a "Battle Scene"
but the lobby shootout in the first Matrix is sweet.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
more of a fight
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
maybe you should make suggestions
instead of just telling people they are wrong. HOW ABOUT THAT???
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
I already did
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Apocalypse Now had a great battle scene too
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Worst battle scene?
I’m gonna’ have to nominate the one I’m watching right now (watching all 6 star wars this week):
Gungans vs. massive army, from Episode I.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I hated Starship Troopers
so I nominate any of the battle scenes in that movie
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
no way..
great movie.. its satire.. although i doubt many people got that..
the book was better (a little more in depth) but its a great movie too
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 5, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I am a huge Heinlein fan
My fav is probably “The Moon is a Harsh Mistress”
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
BTW the book wasn't a satire
even though the movie was
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
the movie was satire?
so’s your face!
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
My face is a satire of your face
figure that out!
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
happy hangover day america
i miss watching the blazers :-( at this point i don’t even care if the blazers trade for anyone else. they can improve their team D and start beating good western teams on the road, it will happen. we don’t need more offense. just a little more defense and some burlyness. screw bangers.
MillsFanBoy
Have a great day
Someone is begging me to go to the dog park and we are on our way out the door:

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Did you take that pic yourself?
It’s an outstanding picture.
by Timmay! on Jul 5, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
ziiiing
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
And here I was hoping he would put out
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
nahhh
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
by prezofdeath on Jul 5, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hahahaha
That’s funny.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
i don't have any good ideas, per se
i’m more of a good idea freeloader
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Me too!
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 5, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I miss that guy
how has he not made a new username? is he IP banned?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
SBN has ways of making sure you can't do that
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I blame Prez
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
He's only banned off Bedge right now
He’s posted on other sites recently. It’s why I’m surprised he was banned from Bedge.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
That is why I have trouble being cuddly with the moderators
No one expects Fred Goldman to be friends with OJ.
Bill Strickland, Wallace’s agent, told the Boston Herald and the Boston Globe on Sunday night that the 34-year-old forward told him to call off meetings the agent was in the process of scheduling with the Orlando Magic, San Antonio Spurs, Dallas Mavericks and Portland Trail Blazers.
Just kidding, I added Portland.
hahahhah
you had me going
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
lol
Tom really did flag Ann for “Cheating on Outlaw.”
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
He stopped doing them
I’m pretty sure it was because NBA.com changed the format and he couldn’t import it anymore. Not positive though.
is there any way to check how many comments I have had deleted?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
bribe a mod
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
how would one go about doing that?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I'm not THAT desperate to find out lol
j/k
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
should i be concerned enough to email you?
do we need to have a chat?
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
a simple, "naw ur cool" would have sufficed.
now im curious.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
email sent
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
interesting
fired one back
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
maybe
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
ooh love it
let’s gossip!
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
What are you guys gossiping about?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
well we obv can't talk about it here now can we?
i mean, DUH IT’S GOSSIP
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
You are no fun :)
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
There are rules
I just break a lot of them consistently. I’m a rebel without a clause, fragment, or a clue.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I get so confused about language rules
cause the other blog I comment at (McCovey Chronicles) allows cussing. Some (most) of my comments there are most definitely not BEdge appropriate. i love that place though.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Yeah McCovey is off the hook
So is AN compared to this place. Bedge is very clean (with regards to language). It isn’t my thing, but I don’t need to curse here when I already know the rules.
But, if I was a Blazers fan, I would be turned off if otherwise.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I love McC
if BEdge is 1, McC is 1a.
Grant there is frickin hilarious, as are some of the regular posters. and the .gifs/memes that start there are awesome

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 5, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
agaidfbvdfbvadfbvfvhadb
i’m gonna go all “daisy kingdom” on you
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Everything I've read from Grant seems funny
But, I don’t read McC much cuz I could truly care less about the Giants being that I’m an A’s fan. (I don’t post much on AN though.)
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
But seriously
There isn’t a language rule like Bedge and other places. As long as it isn’t excessive, you can curse. Most of the long time reg’s do.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
i almost fell off the sofa when i read the "greek mexican -beep!-" one
i forgot it wasn’t Bedge hahaha
Who's your Twaddy?
Was it Aykis?
Cuz if it was, I often call him names. Greek Douche among others. I only called him that because he was in Mexico vacationing. LOL
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
yup, it was him ahhaha
even better—-your epic duel with PippenAintEasy. I just read it for the first time….totally lol worthy.
Even funnier is that he flagged your last comment of that string with the reason “too much inappropriate language for my taste”
Who's your Twaddy?
You could see that cuz you're a mod?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
yeh you're both from BE. If one of you wasn't from BE, i don't think it would work.
Who's your Twaddy?
I have to be one of the most flagged commenters on SBN
If not the most. Especially when I launch into my racial jokes. Sigh. I’ll miss those.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
And for the record
That ain’t epic. I got into a pissing contest with Otis on the merits of Musselman vs Adelman (he argued Muss and I argue Adelman—it’s over now thank god) and it culminated with TZ writing this.
I would show you the argument, but it’s been long deleted. LOL
Anyway I’m not bragging because pissing people off isn’t a real intelligible skill. It’s just that I’m good at it. :)
I’ve also gotten into pissing contests with a number of individuals there as well.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
anything with pippenainteasy is hilarious for us BEers
he is widely regarded as the most epic troll around here
besides Norsk of course.
Who's your Twaddy?
Yeah but there's one large difference
Norsk isn’t an idiot or bothersome. We all know the only real part of him being a “troll” is the part of his name.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
shhhhh
trying to hide that from teh NOOBS
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
it's still fun to tease him about it though ;-)
i think he’s probably the most rec’d poster on BE as of right now. and that includes dave and Ben i think. people don’t rec the main page like the sidebar, since there’s not really a need.
Who's your Twaddy?
That's funny cuz TZ & 214 & G always get rec'd at StR
I don’t think people have figured that out quite yet over there. But yeah, Norskie has to be the most rec’d person on SBN simply because it takes a lot of rec’s to get any fanpost recommended.
Also, after he had that flowchart put on TrueHoop, he was going into the commenter HoF anyway.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Probably a month
Depending on how much he knows about that kind of stuff.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
are there different tiers of standing?
like
Will replace prez when he goes mad with power
In good standing
Has minor warnings
Has major warning
Has been banned previously
Stole Dave’s wife
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Jul 5, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
that's what im about to find out
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I love you man
mod is great, beer is good, and people are crazy
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god i hate that song
god i hate country music (with the exception of some garth)
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
hehehe
there’s only a few country songs I like, but ths sounded like a good mod song
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
lol i guess
i hate that song cause it seems like the guy is trying to hard to make a “cute, funny song”
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
not sure i've actually heard the whole song
channel surfing on the way to seattle i hit upon the chorus, I forgot that seattle has about 3x as many choices as portland. only one of the things i miss from up here, the trafic sucks.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Whoa, I changed my sig to "who's your twaddy" and instantly got a twitter follower
scary
Who's your Twaddy?
"twaddy"
makes me think you misspelled a certain dirty word…
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
mate?
been to australia recently?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
lucky
Patty was the shiznit at st marys
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
^delete it if need be...
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
This is kinda interesting, sorta, maybe
I was reading an article about the jock tax (I’m curious about He-dough’s tax situation, since I’ve read things that are all over the map) and I ran into this interesting little factoid:
When the Seahawks played the Steelers in the title game three years ago in Detroit, Seattle quarterback Matt Hasselbeck reportedly had to pay about $10,000 in taxes to Michigan, a state with which he has no ties. If that game had been played in Florida, as two of the last three Super Bowls were, he could have kept the money.
if my TAXES, much less my net income was 10k, i don't think i'd be too worried about it
Who's your Twaddy?
agree
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Just watched Frost/Nixon. Phenomenal movie. Frank Langella nailed it.
Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.
haven't seen that or Milk yet
from the “best movies of 2008”
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Nope
I shot everybody. Prez & I are the only one’s left standing. Leave or you get shot too. :)
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
hello
is there anyone in there?
just smile if you can hear me
is there anyone at home?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Oh my god...
you totally plagiarised me.
I want Mortimer or TiH to make today’s junk
With polls and tons of links and stuff. Is it even possible to put up more than one poll in the same fanpost?
I think I’m alone though… Hello, Is there anybody in there? Just smile if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home?
by fanfaraway on Jun 29, 2009 3:07 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Let's just hope he did it subconciously...
He saw it a few days back, registered it in the back of his mind and inadvertently wrote it. It is a really famous song after all. But it’s still weird… :)
i love that song
pink floyd is the ish
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
my 5th grade crush added me on facebook randomly
she looks way different and has a BF now. weird how growing up leads to all that.
Who's your Twaddy?
*sigh*
smh
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
he's a work in progress
we’ll get him there, eventually
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
We should take him to a college party.
That should do the trick.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
ooh im down for it if he is
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
depends what's at the party......
heh heh
I’m don’t drink or do any smoke/drugs type stuff, so that eliminates 67% of the fun.
Who's your Twaddy?
you don't have to
you just have to experience it.
ill invite you down during the school year lol.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I just read "the associate" by John Grisham
i’d hate to have legit blackmailable stuff held over me
Who's your Twaddy?
what happens in corvegas stays in corvegas
except for herpes, that stays with you
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
have you seen The Hangover?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
ahhh you are missing out
anyways that’s a quote from it.
i’m so inviting you down next year though, whether or not you accept is up to you.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
call me lame, but my idea of a party is playing an advanced strategy board game with colby jack cheese, wheat thins, and a Coke
Who's your Twaddy?
smh
you are so coming down here next year
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
night to queens bishop3
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
you are like one of these Euro projects
you have a ton of potential, but you have barely started playing the game. thankfully we can mold you into the type of player we need.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 6, 2009 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
pass the wheat thins. Do you have any Artichoke-Jalapeno dip from Fred Meyer? That stuff is amazing.
OH yeah baby
that’s a must for game night.
jerky is a staple item as well. gotta’ have that.
Who's your Twaddy?
smh smh smh
i’m getting dizzy lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
-92
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Your mom won't let ya go?
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
heh heh
i guess you were right after all.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i saw my 6th grade crush walking around OSU randomly
she’s even better looking than she was then.
oh well.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
in 5th grade i think she got mad at me for flirting with another chick
because the next day she kissed my little brother right in front of me.
I wanted to pull a you and throw myself down some stairs.
Who's your Twaddy?
aw man that sucks
your little bro? that’s cold.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
2 exgirlfriends added me
It’s strange. Also about 6 folks from high school and I don’t remember any of them.
i hate holiday weekends
nothing on the internet gets updated. it’s the same news for like 3 straight days
Who's your Twaddy?
no kidding. I demand more analysis on Hedo Turkoglu.
by Cablinasian on Jul 5, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
he sucks
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Is that why there are a ton more fanposts about repeat topics?
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
ooooh
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Demz are fighting (banning?) words
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
i can't ban Roybot...she has dirt on me.
she’ll blackmail me if i do anything mean to her.
Who's your Twaddy?
LOL
So much for you being pure. :)
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
nice one
seriously though, i’ve sent 30+ emails in the past week to BE members…..related to fanposts. it’s dang hard to keep up with.
After the hedo thing blew over, I chilled a bit. I haven’t deleted much today or yesterday. Probably only 3 or 4 posts over the last two days.
The 2 or 3 Hedo days was like 10+ per day…it was nutso. plus the other mods were doing some too. craziness.
Who's your Twaddy?
Yeah, I totally understand.
It’s just getting so old, I have to take my anger out on someone and you are the easiest target.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
you <3 me
that’s why im easy to target
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i feel ya
i like the mid season when there’s no news at all, so the fanposts are more infrequent and usually well thought out
Who's your Twaddy?
are we allowed to talk about mod stuff publically?
i better delete this comment before Jorga or Ken see it and ban me.
Who's your Twaddy?
Whose gonna notice?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Ohhhhhh Rockwell
Be still my heart. Love that song.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Watch this. This is my rebuttal. :)
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
not in the JD
Prez is like the JD mod
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
if you want some laughs, read the canzano article
he claims portland and istanbul are similar
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
That was rather laughable
My aunt & uncle recently went there, and they were describing things that could happen in Portland, but not very likely. LOL
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
he is our Wes Mantooth
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
wha?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
the bond girl is, wow...
the action scenes are ruined by the quick flashes of peoples’ faces and you can’t see what’s going on.
craig is a pretty good bond.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
bonds rank like this for me
Connery >> Moore = Craig >>> Dalton >>>> that one guy
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
oh my i just omitted Brosnan
redo:
Connery >>> Brosnan > Moore = Craig >>>>> Dalton >>>>> that one guy
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I disagree, I liked Brosnan's bond better (even though they were some terrible movies)
to each his own i guess.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
couldn’t stand how “out-there” Brosnan’s Bond was. I felt like he was a caricature of what Bond used to be at times.
Craig and Connery FTW.
at least we agree Connery was the best
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
The villain has a plan that wouldn't be possible in the age of Google Earth
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
^stalker alert
j/k.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
no problemo
add this to your bookmarks
http://sophiabrugato.blogspot.com/2009/07/tragedy-is-never-one-dimensional.html
Who's your Twaddy?
^^can't believe i'm telling someone to bookmark a raging liberal-feminist blog.
but really, that was a good post I thought.
Who's your Twaddy?
It's not the raging liberal feminism that bothers me
It’s the fact that she’s so aggressive. If I want to read Simone De Beauvoir, I will yanno?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
i like Sophia
cause she pisses everyone else off
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
LOL @ that
You got a point. Whether or not you like her or not, you know where you stand with her.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
i love it because she isn't intentionally trying to piss people off
it just…happens. she ain’t afraid to say it how she thinks it is.
Who's your Twaddy?
yup and her viewpoint is waaaaaaaaaaay different
than that of most BEdgers. and many people get angry about that lol.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
She does arbitrary stuff too
But, that’s probably not the majority of her opinion so it’s not that big of a deal.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
pretty good
i liked it
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
With ya on that
Was a good point.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Anyone want to wager a guess as to how many fanposts we've been averaging per day over the past 3 weeks?
Who's your Twaddy?
surprisingly lower. only about 15 per day
i bet it was 30/day during the hedo days, but i think there were some days of like 5 per day that balanced it out.
this doesn’t count fanshots by the way.
Who's your Twaddy?
That few?
You’re underestimating the power of Bedge. :)
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I'm trying to teach my buddy what twitter is.
i asked him what his handle was and he was like
“what’s a handle”
Who's your Twaddy?
sad story: i've listened to the soundtrack of that movie like 3 times, but never actually watched it
Who's your Twaddy?
At the risk of sounding like the moron I am
What movie is that?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I had a feeling that's what it was
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
read my sig for a good line from that movie
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
some of the best lines ever in a movie, you're missing out
Plus you can go down to the river and get all your sins dun forgiven
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Them vixens dun turned me into a horny toad...almost
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
got any of that dapper dan
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
sides, I'm with yall
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Question: What does Ben do that allows him to Bedge about Hedo for a week?
Second question: why does Ben now shun the junk drawer? I’m offended.
1st Question: Because every blogger loves talking about the hot topic
2nd Question: He has a life.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I find that those two answers contradict each other.
You said “blogger” and then “has a life.”
by Cablinasian on Jul 6, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah there is a contradiction there :)
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
hmmm
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
So you're 19 & 3/4?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
he shuns the JD?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
ah
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I stand by what I said
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I still want to know what employment he has found that allows him to blog about Hedo and dream about Durant 9-5.
Blazers Edge probably LOL
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Can't actually do that and cover the Blazers
This is the highest trafficked blog on SBN. Advertising Revenue probably covers a good portion of his income I would bet.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
really?
you just guessing or do you know based on talking to other SBN blogger authors?
Who's your Twaddy?
Guessing and just a general idea of how some of it works
But, it’s not a criticism. Henry Abbott gets paid by ESPN. Being paid just means you’re being paid to do it.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
oh yeah, i would hope Ben and Dave both could scoop 5 grand a month off of it.
i just don’t think it’s happening.
Who's your Twaddy?
Nah that ain't happenin for TZ or Matt either
It’s just these guys do get something for the revenue they do generate. I bet whatever it is does go mostly to Ben.
He spends way too much to time around the organization (even as a fan) to not be getting some kind of money for it. You don’t have inside sources only because you’re connected.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
and prez
We all know Dave can’t do what Ben does. He doesn’t even live in Oregon. It makes it a bit hard to cover a team (well unless he lived in Vancouver WA) when you don’t live anywhere near it.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Now Dave is another matter
I doubt he does it for money.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Ben…. if you don;t mind me asking.
about how much revenue does BlazersEdge bring in from its advertising… I completely understand if you don’t want to answer.
The answer right now
is zero.
All advertising you see is company-owned.
—Dave
Yeah I had a feeling that's true
They don’t have other advertisements here that other blogs do have.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I don't really care one way or the other
And I don’t think there is any chicanery involved. Does anybody here care if Ben or Dave was paid by SBN? No? That’s what I thought. I don’t either. I’m dropping this now. LOL
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
i like bloggers getting paid.
it can only mean better coverage. Ben could get a sweet new video camera with a wireless mic, they could both do summer league, heck maybe even go to the draft camps. it’d be sweet.
Who's your Twaddy?
I agree with this
But, I think the idea that they’re getting paid, while to you, is not that big of a deal, but to others they might take it the wrong way. Why? I have no idea.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
At my high school one of the science teachers used to teach in Detroit.
He had some crazy stories.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
It only seems crazy if you haven't lived it
When you have, you don’t pay that much attention.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
foot locker
they are cool with him bedging as long as he doesn’t steal any kicks
by phillyduck23 on Jul 6, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
i went to the portland beavers game last night
and they had a fireworks show and a patriotic montage of songs and everything but no “USA! USA!” chants, what’s up with that? so i tried to start one( cause that’s what our forefathers would have wanted me to do, well and mort) but nobody else started chanting, what happened to patriotism?
GWB happened
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
They’ve got catfish on the table
They’ve got gospel in the air
And reverend green be glad to see you
When you haven’t got a prayer
But boy you’ve got a prayer in memphis
Now muriel plays piano
Every friday at the hollywood
And they brought me down to see her
And they asked me if i would-
Do a little number
And i sang with all my might
And she said -
“”http://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/marc+cohn/walking+in+memphis_10173971.html" target="new">tell me are you a christian child?"
And i said “ma’am i am tonight”
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Argh
Damn Bedge.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I want to start a "these fanposts suck" chant, a la what Steve Javie had to hear
Maybe the league office reacts this time
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
i loved the Chris Paul fanpost. There were three reactons in the first twenty or so that I found to be my exact thoughts.
You actually read throught that crap?
Jeesh.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Gotta love the drama right Cablin?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I get the feeling that we’re not going to make a major move this offseason. Can’t wait for the “Fire KP” fanpost wave.
I am thinking about writing one
for his inability to pull the trigger on the HINRICH + CURRY MEGADEAL YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Read this Cablin. I actually quoted you. But, my feeling has been the Blazers should make something like a Hinrich trade.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I guess that I’m less of a “Bayless guy” and more of a “let’s see what we have” person. I’m not sold that Bayless is the answer at all… but I’d like to find out sooner rather than later.
Good blog post, I pretty much agree. I’d be absolutely content with the Hinrich deal and turning the young kids loose.
I was kinda hoping that people would get the compare & contrast of these 3 teams
Cuz in a lotta ways they’re similar even though there are clear differences too.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Yeah I know
I try to keep it short, but it never works out that way.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Funny reaction to Boston's need for Sheed
http://www.celticsblog.com/2009/7/5/939014/how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and
They seem to like it at that cost. It’s not unsimilar to Artest to the Lakers. Man some of the contending teams teams are really looking for help to keep their window open. VC, Sheed, Jefferson, Artest, Shaq, … All stars would have to align for us to win a title in the next two years.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
So why try to push that window open before it's ready?
If Greg Oden isn’t ready to help the Blazers, how can they realistically win without him?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
We’re not winning a title in 2010, which would make a move to stick with Steve at 32 minutes per game even more frustrating.
At least there will be no Nash or Kidd in Portland
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
Why is Nate so afraid of his young talent when he has such a good thing going?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
he likes veterans. Steve is a game manager and Travis is a scoring 3/4. Nate has a soft spot in his heart for those player types.
It’s funny, though. PoliSam did a study on the fourteen games Blake missed and Portland performed at almost the exact same level as they did with Blake.
Play the young kids and it’ll pay off by midseason.
If Portland played the kids
And still won 48-50 games, that would be more successful than the 54 win season.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
And with that I'm out for sleepy
Thanks for the fun.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Night
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Nice work via Matt Even
Brandon Roy jerseys in Beijing! It was on the bottom rack, I moved it 2 the top! #uprise in full effect! http://twitpic.com/9habo
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
This place is dead... DEAD
This always happens. When I’m really busy at work BEdge is buzzing and when I have NOTHING to do, like today, I read through 20+ fanposts and there is nothing new!
arg, don't you hate that
i hate when i have free time and nobody’s home in the JD
Who's your Twaddy?
LOL I was so bored today at work I thought I was going to fall asleep on my chair or something.
What a waste of a morning. My boss gave me a couple of assignments and then left around 10 to never come back. I’d finished before 11 and I work ’til 2…
yeh, that's lame
billing for sitting around doing nothing = boring. I remember when I was a kid I didn’t know you were allowed to bill “nothing,” so as an hourly clerk working in my grandpa’s store, I would take myself off the clock when we had no customers.
LoL finally he asked, “how come you worked 6 hours today but only wrote down 4.5?”
I was like…“You get to count those times where I’m just sitting there reading a book?!?!?”
Who's your Twaddy?
LOL you're so legal
In my old job I’d also sit around reading for long stretches… It was really boring. I can’t deal with having nothing to do and not being able to leave.
i do the bookkeeping for a homebuilding company up here, and i love it because the boss just says "Get it done"
a position other companies might pay a person to do 10 hours a week I can do in 15-20 hours a month. Get in, work hard, get out.
that’s what I love to do.
I guess if you’re on salary somewhere and they don’t care, blazers edge would be a cool place to hang out at work. Tom’s job is sweet, because their boss doesn’t even care since they have nothing else to do.
Who's your Twaddy?
Yeah it's usually cool to hang out here when I'm out of stuff to do at work,
but since Madrid-Portland are 9 hours apart, there’s a good chance there won’t be anyone here…
I’m usually reasonably busy at work, so it isn’t really a huge problem.
well if you moved out of veggie-luvin' spain to a REAL country
you wouldn’t have the problem of no one being in the junk D during work hours.
USA! USA! USA!
Who's your Twaddy?
LOL
whenever one of you crazies writes USA! USA! I always imagine you’re shouting it with a really deep, loud voice, and with a red distorted face. It’s really funny.

























