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Junk Drawer July 31st: Office Speak

wasssssap buttercups!??!?!

 

i work in the tech world and there's always a bunch of tech speak that gets thrown around:

 

"do you have the bandwidth to attend this meeting?"

"my hotspot signal is weak, need coffee"

"i caught him glazing"  sleeping with yo' eyes open at the computer screen

"i need to reboot"

"that guy/girl is 404"

"oh great, i can't wait to go into a blame-storming sesion"

"i'm not gonna sell this, this is crappy chip and salsa"  chips being hardware and salsa being software

"did i say that?  you sure?  if i egosurf, will it show up?"

"i bet you that guy is a mouse potato at home"  this is ALL Bedgers...hahahah

"i'm hiring a plug and play today"  newbie hire that does not need training...aka Not Prez

"i have an announcement, everyone please prairie dog from your cubes"

"i screwed that up in an ohnosecond!"

instead of saying You Got Served at our work, we say You Got Uninstalled!!!

and the one i'm using today, "I need to decompress after today's stressful meetings"

So how does everyone else decompress? 

-  after a hard day at work

-  after a vacation

-  after an intense BEdging

-  after a fight

-  after a breakup

-  after a crazy event

-  after getting brp'd at Bedgeball

i usually go play bball, then take the family out to drinks and dinner...then Group Chat...Group Chat is hot...email me if you want in...BUT only a few will get in based on a test....

it would also be funny to hear office speak you use/hear...i know there are a few in the medical field that are pretty funny.  I did overhear Ben. say "everytime i go to the bathroom, i like to twitter to the last drop..."

 

junk on junkin' on

peace.  stay cool.  forever.

 

- BRP

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This JD should be named “Puttin my junk in your face”

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

The late, great, The Roybot once said, "Never let success get to your head, never let failure get to your heart."

by Dirty Socks on Jul 31, 2009 12:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Greatest Fanpost Ever!!!!

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 12:28 AM PDT reply actions  

The last nerd speak we had was when our climate control went out

and the lab got really cold so I proclaimed it to be as cold as 1 over hell or 1/hell

that is all I have got

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 31, 2009 12:28 AM PDT reply actions  

now this is just sad

by shoothoop on Jul 31, 2009 12:32 AM PDT reply actions  

hahaha, someone should post it overseas

and if he picks up…charges will apply

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad for him

We’ve got open roster spots right? Give him a small contract to teach Rex how to be nasty

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

The late, great, The Roybot once said, "Never let success get to your head, never let failure get to your heart."

by Dirty Socks on Jul 31, 2009 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

AK, who's your guess on rookie of the year...

nba player and actress

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll go the easy route and predict that Blake Griffin wins it.

As for recent actresses to hit the scene recently, I like Kristen Stewart.

I have not nor will not ever see Twilight or any of its god-awful sequels, but she was simply superb in Adventureland and I’m looking forward to see The Runaways.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 31, 2009 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Twilight was decent...i didn't like all the twitching and weird facial expressions...

you like Kristen because she’s a girl next door type with a bichy look….

i go with Tyreke Evans cuz he’ll play minutes and Evan Rachel Wood….

she’s gonna be the next big star

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

she was awesome in Across the Universe and the Wrestler

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I watched Whatever Works the other day

She had a disgusting accent. But looked cute.

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by Dheepan on Jul 31, 2009 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

doood, that's acting

don’t hate on my gfs!!!

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

go to georgia

almost everyone has a horrible accent

fire nate before its too late

by pipgras on Jul 31, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some southern accents can be cute and endearing

Her accent in that movie was cringe worthy.

Also sad to say Larry David can’t act.

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by Dheepan on Jul 31, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, too, liked Evan Rachel Wood's performance ...

in The Wrestler, as well as Thirteen back in the day.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 31, 2009 3:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Claire Danes was hot?

I don’t really have a favorite rookie lady. Apollonia Vanova is attractive. Katy Perry is sexy. I always prefer brunettes.

Tyler Hansbrough is my pick for rookie of the year. I’d go with Blake Griffin but since he’s a Clipper, I think he’ll be injured a lot of the season.

by tominhawaii on Jul 31, 2009 3:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

i love Claire Danes...

My So Called Life was my favorite show back in the day….

Apollonia looks mean.

i love Katy Perry, except she’s getting deathly skinny

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno why

But I always hated, hated, hated Claire Danes. Something about her I can’t stand.

So, you’re wrong.

by Mortimer on Jul 31, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

A hater has to hate

"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me

by 92wastheyear on Jul 31, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lovers gotta love

I don’t even want, none of the above!….

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't even know who you are

My So Called Life and her role as Beth in Little Women was outstanding..

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 31, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate My So Called Life

And I am right, she is awful.

It was confirmed by science.

by Mortimer on Jul 31, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

science can lick my...

you are heartless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 31, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

kristen

really pulls the off the crack whore look well.

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Jul 31, 2009 3:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like how Kristen Stewart insulted the doltish fans of ...

Twilight. As it is, Stewart can earn herself some coin starring in those crappy movies, while doing way more substantive films on the side — such as Adventureland, Into the Wild, and The Runaways, et cetera — so props to her.

On a side note, here’s one of many reasons to see The Runaways next year.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/07/02/2009-07-02_kristen_stewart_has_a_hot_makeout_scene_with_dakota_fanning_in_the_runaways_repo.html

Also, Stewart’s Joan Jett esque haircut is mighty stylish in my book. Though, as mentioned by cloudydays, she does look high as a kite.

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by AK1984 on Jul 31, 2009 6:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

she does look high as a kite.

that has to increase her from a 8 to 9 in your book AK

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

before twilight she look much better

in movies and jusr as a normal person

fire nate before its too late

by pipgras on Jul 31, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

....><

What is wrong with him?

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by Dheepan on Jul 31, 2009 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think he's brilliant...extending his fame straight to a show on VH1...

planning for life after basketball

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

starbury ftw!!!!!

I want to get a custom made blazer starbury jersey

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

The late, great, The Roybot once said, "Never let success get to your head, never let failure get to your heart."

by Dirty Socks on Jul 31, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It reminds me of this kid who couldn't get over his girlfriend of 3 months

And resorted to leaving hourly facebook updates about how life was too painful to gone on without her.

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by Dheepan on Jul 31, 2009 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

so did you rebound after that?

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lulz

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

The late, great, The Roybot once said, "Never let success get to your head, never let failure get to your heart."

by Dirty Socks on Jul 31, 2009 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol nice

Idk. That dude was kind of crazy. He went and posted a suicide note on facebook, went to a mental institution a couple times, ended up taking a mental health vacation to New Mexico, went hiking and passed some kidney stones.

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by Dheepan on Jul 31, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooh

Dheepan got uninstalled!

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 6:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least you didnt lose her to Coolio

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

The late, great, The Roybot once said, "Never let success get to your head, never let failure get to your heart."

by Dirty Socks on Jul 31, 2009 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

hence his own show on VH1 Celebrity Reality

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Such a cliffhanger

fanfarawayisyour….what? I need to know

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 31, 2009 12:41 AM PDT reply actions  

you have to ask her

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyways, when I am pissed at the world

I text message furiously and then call people to vent nonstop for a good 10 minutes or so. Although my venting can be funny so people don’t seem to take it too poorly. Or so I hope.

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by Dheepan on Jul 31, 2009 12:42 AM PDT reply actions  

ATT loves you and Sophia....

what’s the last thing that happen…vent here…i like to listen…i think all vents are funny in one way or another

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who is ATT?

And I have already vented.

A lot of it was political and unBEdge in nature anyways.
Then some of it was just about girls, and no one around here knows about them. SO IT ALL MAKES FOR A BORING Story. Pretty much.

Although I will leave this to the ladies;

Why do girls frequently ask guys to open up with emotions and then act awkward and confused about it when it happens?
And if you had a boyfriend, would you ever ask another guy to tuck you into bed? lol.

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by Dheepan on Jul 31, 2009 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha before someone catches on...let me answer

ATT (AT&T)…forgot the ampersand….

oh, i won’t answer the other parts since it’s for the ladies

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH!

I have tmobile. Aka the worst service provider in the country. Seriously awful. Although because my dad hates change we’ve been with them for something like 10 years, they gave us free airline tickets for it.

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by Dheepan on Jul 31, 2009 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

i read that wrong...that it didn't say "tuck" hahahah

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too!

And my first thought was, “Man, this guy is rolling with some craaaazy chicks if that is a real question for him.”

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t answer the first question. I don’t get awkward about other people sharing, only if i think i shared too much.

I wouldn’t ask another dude to tuck me in.

Mejor que la mota

by fanfaraway on Jul 31, 2009 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

funny people was good

waaaay longer than i expected though (which is why im up at 3 am bedging when i got work tomorrow at 9)

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Jul 31, 2009 3:27 AM PDT reply actions  

I think Dakota Fanning is average, but I'll openly admit both Emma Watson and Miley Cyrus ...

are relatively attractive—especially Cyrus. Watson, however, is of legal age, while Cyrus definitely looks and sounds older than 16. Cyrus also acts older, as is noted by her having dated a 20-year-old model earlier this year.

Why, by the way, isn’t there a countdown clock for Cyrus? Heck, I remember when the laughably overrated Olsen twins had a countdown clock earlier this decade. That, without question, turned out to be an epic fail.

Here are some other random comments of mine regarding that site.

Evan Rachel Wood’s look doesn’t do it for me, although I feel she’s an extremely talented actress.

Hayden Panettiere is a borderline midget, but that works if someone is into the spinner physique.

I’ve never heard of Demi Lovato. Yet, as it concerns the Disney Channel, the only adolescent stars I know of are Cyrus, Haley Joel Osment’s younger sister who co-stars on Cyrus’ stupid show, and the Mexican girl who rambled about purity rings alongside the Jonas Brothers.

I hate country music with a passion, but I’ve got friends who listen to that tripe. That aside, though, Taylor Swift is hot in that “Should’ve Said No” video. Now, in an attempt to regain my credibility, let me flat-out proclaim that “Love Song” is lyrically one of the most bland, hackneyed piles of bullcrap in music history. Yet, that’s just par for the course all those trite, clichéd country songs out there.

I didn’t know at all that Julia Roberts’ niece, Alec Baldwin’s daughter, and freaking Elvis Presley’s granddaughter were even famous. Ah, never mind, I recall when Baldwin’s daughter hit the news after he called her a “pig” over the phone or something. Man, that was a hilariously overblown non-story. It was funny to me that people made a big deal out of nothing, though.

Taylor Momsen, who looks like a young Lady GaGa in those pics, is another supposedly famous person I’ve also never heard of prior to this morning. At any rate, I’m not a fan of that over-the-top glam style; it just comes across phony to me.

After watching a few episodes of Living Lohan, I concluded Ali Lohan looks like a transvestite and sounds like a man. I’m sure I’m not the only person who’s had that mean-spirited thought, either.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 31, 2009 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen Bruce and Demi's daughter?

She’s got a monster jaw. She was in House Bunny.

I think Hayden is probably my favorite out of those. I remember her as the dork from Malcolm in the Middle.

by tominhawaii on Jul 31, 2009 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I, too, remember Hayden Panettiere and her frizzy hair on Malcolm in the Middle.

Rumer Willis looks like a female Jay Leno, which is the furthest thing from a compliment.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 31, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

That jaw is terrifying.

I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it

by The Pirate on Jul 31, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too small for a runway model, but as a celebrity testimonial she is very fine.

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like her hair better in Harry Potter

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me likey.

And since she’s 19, it’s 50% less creepy than it would’ve been last year, and 98% less than it would have been 2 years ago.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Jul 31, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

She's really cute but a bit too small for me personally, I can definitely see the attraction in fancying perfectly legal girls who look 15.

I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it

by The Pirate on Jul 31, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, the legal age of consent in the United Kingdom is 16.

As a result, Emma Watson was technically good to go awhile ago.

I think that the legal age of consent in the United States should be 16 nationwide, but I don’t make the rules.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 31, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't it awesome?

I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it

by The Pirate on Jul 31, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I just think some age restrictions in the United States are ridiculous.

For one example, the legal drinking age should be 18—there’s no denying it.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 31, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like your avatar

how long have you been a member of Starfleet?

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by 92wastheyear on Jul 31, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

i deny it

kids are still in hs at 18. i think everything should be 19 excluding driving and joining the military. i think when you are 15 you should be able to get a permit and a provisional license until you are 19 with restrictions like the current permit ones. and you should be able to join the military at 17 but only if you have graduated and or got a GED. but i think once you join the military you should be given the same privilages as a 19 y/o.

fire nate before its too late

by pipgras on Jul 31, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a really nice jacket.

The bag is enormous and would look ungainly in real life though.

She looks good in the pic though, although she has a lot of eyeshadow on lol. Admittedly I don’t find Emma Watson all that attractive, although she’s probably the best looking girl in the Harry Potter franchise, that’s not saying much. My friend really digs her though.

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by Dheepan on Jul 31, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who is another purty girl in the HP franchise?

She isn’t my “type”, but for whatever reason I think she is cute, but looks 15. I didn’t even know she was 19, as said above.

How was the new HP movie?

by Mortimer on Jul 31, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think there is another purty girl.

Ron’s sister was supposed to be cute in the book, according to the HP legions, but in the movie she isn’t. I don’t remember any of the others really. Although there was that one Asian chick. But I don’t remember what she looks like.

As far as the movie, I only saw it because a friend of mine (the one that <3s Emma Watson) told me he needed someone to see it with and paid for my ticket lol. So I didn’t have real expectations for the movie. It was moderately entertaining. I didn’t read past the fourth book though, so it was all new to me.

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by Dheepan on Jul 31, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like the books

I haven’t really liked the movies, so I’ve never been in a rush to see them.

As far as Ron’s sister goes, I always figured she was someone who was decent looking enough but became cuter from Harry getting to know her… like in real life. I think she was cast well, since she shouldn’t be HOT hot.

They’re tough books to adapt, with too much necessary to cut out and everyone knowing exactly what is being cut out as they watch it.

by Mortimer on Jul 31, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

She didn’t look that good, at least when younger in the movies. There was one girl who could see the invisible animals in the Order of the Phoenix that was kinda cute (don’t know her name, not the Harry Potter expert), but I did like Hermione/Emma Watson best in terms of cuteness. She reminds me of a friend from high school, or rather a mix of two.

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Luna Lovegood.

Rudy Tootie..... I just don't get it
Tweener

by Kampeska on Jul 31, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you talking about??

Brittney Spears is in the new HP movie …..she plays a character that wasn’t in the book and was added by the studio head. The character’s name is Lezibell and has an affair with the Emma Watson character.

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by 92wastheyear on Jul 31, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Miley Cyrus...are you kidding me AK????

she’s average at best and has a horse’ voice…

Taylor Swift on the other hand, is really really talented…She’s been writing her own songs since who knows when…

Why do I know this??? S4E told me about it after I saw a poster of her in his room…And I only know about this after having dinner with his Mom.

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

She reminds me of a mole

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on Jul 31, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

CASEY HOLDAHL makes a point for COY for Nate

This is not a new post from Casey, I just think Nate should be in the running.

And while on the topic of rookies, how about Coach McMillan integrating four first year players into the rotation, and ending up better for it? The Cavaliers and Rockets added veterans and the Magic basically stood pat, but the Trail Blazers added four fresh faces and still improved dramatically. What other coaches have been put in that kind of situation, let alone excelled when confronted with it? In fact, the Portland Trail Blazers are the first team in NBA history to win 50 games with four rookies appearing in 50-plus contests. Read that again and then try to make a case against McMillan for Coach Of The Year.
http://trailblazerscentercourt.blogspot.com/2009/04/case-nate-mcmillan-for-coach-of-year.html

A 19-year old French rookie whom many assumed would spend the majority of the season pulling stints in the D-League. If that’s not an indication of superior coaching prowess, then what is?

I guess he has a point here, but my excitement is tied into how will these rooks improve. If just 2 of the 4 improve significantly, say Batum and Oden…I shutter to think.

GO: THE TEACHER ...come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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by Blazer1342 on Jul 31, 2009 6:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Nate should be the running for THIS year?

Is that what you mean? I’m confused by this.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 6:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, it’s past my bedtime and coherency is not my forte at this hour.

I just mean Casey made some good points back in April (I believe it was April). With 4 rooks playing 50+ games and that kind of record, Blazers still stand to improve at a very fast rate next year. I can’t remember what the record of the other teams playing 4 rooks, but it isn’t pretty.
All in all, just looking forward to the excitement of the new season, while trying to patiently wait for it.

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 31, 2009 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn't agree more, friend

I’ve been falling asleep at night hearing Wheels say different iterations of, “Bryant with the ball at the top of the key, attacks right, and ODEN STUFFS HIM AT THE RIM! Batum dives and saves to Miller! Miller passes ahead to a streaking Roy who THROWS A ONE-TOUCH LOB TO LAMARCUS FOR THE TWO-HANDED SLAM! BOOOOOMSHAKALA!” and giggling to myself like a kid on Christmas morning. I’m bouncing up and down in my chair right now I’m so excited thinking about next season.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also I haven’t done much reading at all besides BE the last few months - busy at work.

But what little reading I did do, Nate wasn’t even in the running back then.
…And not bemoaning that he didn’t get it, but that he’s one of the finer coaches to lead this still very young team.

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 31, 2009 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes indeed, I can hear it now.

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 31, 2009 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Question for the capsters

Stein was talking about how the Knicks are going to tender one-year QOs to Lee and Robinson, then allow them to become UFAs in the summer of 2010 so they can sign their max FA.

Do you keep a player’s Bird rights if he becomes a UFA? For example, could the Knicks sign Wade to a max-level deal, then go over the cap resigning Lee and Robinson?

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 6:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Nope....you have to renounce the rights

I am about 90% certain

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by 92wastheyear on Jul 31, 2009 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you put somebody on the 1-year QO

there’s no cap hold, because when that player’s contract ends he’s a free agent. So you get his Bird rights until the contract ends, but if you don’t resign him before that, you lose them? That makes sense and would keep people from circumventing the cap to sign FAs that aren’t theirs.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds correct

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by 92wastheyear on Jul 31, 2009 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here is what the salary cap FAQ says in this case

Link

In short unless you renounce the Bird rights to a player, they carry a cap hold. How much of a cap hold depends on a bunch of factors.

So in Lee’s case, if he signs a QO this year, then the Knicks could sign Wade to a max-level deal (provided that with Lee’s cap hold there is space for a deal that large), and then resign Lee to a deal.

by tingeyga on Jul 31, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok...that sounds fair

QO is a contract ….so it makes sense

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by 92wastheyear on Jul 31, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anybody here

played that Grand Slam Tennis game for Wii? I just bought a Wii and am wondering if that game is worth getting.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 31, 2009 7:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Nope

Don’t get Iron Chef America for Wii. It’s the worst game I have ever played.

by tominhawaii on Jul 31, 2009 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's a game?

i’m gonna get the Tiger Woods 2010 game today. That’s most of the reason I got the wii in the first place. i think that game is really fun.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 31, 2009 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

My brother got Tiger Woods 10 on the Wii

said it’s the best golf game ever

A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT

by GustyJ on Jul 31, 2009 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

The game is packaged with the Motion Plus, so that makes sense.

I’ve heard that without it the game works, but not as precise.

A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT

by GustyJ on Jul 31, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

We screened an immigration-related documentary at my work last night

and the guy who produced it was one of the co-founders of Harmonix, the company that developed Guitar Hero. I almost pooped myself with excitement, because I love Guitar Hero, and the guy was way more excited to talk about game development and video game economics/politics than he was to talk about the film.

We talked for like 25 minutes while I tended the bar, and eventually his handler had to come and get him to make him circulate and do the small talk that he was there for. His band actually played a lot of the covers that made it into GH I, II, and Aerosmith…if you ever play Soy Bomb, you’re playing his guitar part. Coolest guy worth tens of millions of dollars that I’ve ever met.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 8:08 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s nice that he is putting some of his money to work for documentaries, even if that’s not his first passion. Jeff Skoll of Ebay/Paypal e.g. funded Thank You For Smoking and a documentary about fast food if I’m not mistaken.

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

he’s also funded An Inconvenient Truth, Fast Food Nation, The Kite Runner, and Darfur Now. I couldn’t find anything on Wikipedia about him funding Thank You For Smoking…but regardless, what a good movie that is.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've never played guitar hero

It makes me feel like the last man on earth at times.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 31, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

so YOU'RE the one I've heard about!

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha. It’s true. I used to work in the video game industry, even though I don’t really play video games… I also didn’t own a TV for a long time. I have one now, but only so I can watch DVD’s….

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 31, 2009 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

What did you do in the video game industry?

So you’re a half-Luddite…interesting. Like a vegetarian who eats chicken.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I worked for a small company in MD that was a mercenary group essentially. We worked with everyone. We didn’t make games, but we made games work. I did a certain amount of testing, but mostly, I watched projects, dates, and wrote design documents/specs. My primary responsibility was tracking and see all of our EA projects through completion. I spent about half a year working on a Madden iteration. It was pretty crazy—It was also a lot of hours…

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 31, 2009 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's a pretty cool-sounding job

but I’d bet it’s one of those jobs that is a lot cooler in fantasy than it is in real life. Why did you leave it? And what do you do these days, anyway? I see you quoting philosophers like it’s going out of style…

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was a good job. I was 22/23 bright-eyed, just out of college. I worked a lot of hours though, like 70 a week. I didn’t have any idea as to what to do with myself post-college. More than anything, I was happy to not be eating Ramen and worrying if I had enough money in my account to do laundry. After a while though, I came to the conclusion that there are three things in life to pursue: a career, a woman, and a place. I’m not one for a career. My relationship at the time was a confused web of misdirection and drives. So, I decided if I didn’t know what to do with the other, I might as well live somewhere I wanted to be. So, I packed everything up and moved to Portland. I’m not sure if it was a good decision, but I really like Portland, and I don’t have that itch one gets when they look to the horizon. As for those two other things in my life, they are just as empty as before I moved (so i don’t know what that means…). Now, I work for a non-profit; manage my station in cubical farm so to speak (I do copyright stuff).

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 31, 2009 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're a very good writer

maybe you should pursue that! It was bold of you to just pick up and move to a new place…I just graduated from college and don’t have that wanderlust yet, because all my friends are a year younger than me; I’m going to stay in the area and work for a year to keep hanging out with them. But after that, I have no concrete plans and nothing more than a general idea of what I want to do with my life. Maybe I’ll steal a page from your playbook and just go somewhere.

I’m surprised that you decided that there are three things in life to pursue and then enumerated them. From the two weeks I’ve read your posts here (and yes, I realize that is a wholly absurd comment considering what’s about to follow) you don’t strike me as the kind of person who would feel that way about life. It’s kind of antithetical to the whole philosophizing ethos, isn’t it?

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sort of, sure. I could enumerate different ways to see the world, or the importance of pursuing virtue—all things to convince myself that i’m either living right, or I’m a good person. At the end of the day, though, I think you need to find a way to live with yourself, and face the mirror, day in, day out. Those three things just set the parameters or frame work for that to take place. I don’t want to rationalize or justify my life—I need to live it, let it unfold and flow like a river. I don’t have any answers. Every day I lose a little bit of what I spent all day yesterday trying to learn.

My best friend was a year below me, so that helped me stick around at first. When he graduated, the place became a ghost town—a memory of what once was. I could have stayed, but the time came for me seek out something unknown.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 31, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have some sort of RSS feed

from GoofyEuropeanBasketballPhotos.com?

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Pau's just looking for lice there.

Instead of looking for a snack.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Jul 31, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

He really does look like a chimp looking for lunch

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Pau ever gives him horse back rides..

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by idoltime on Jul 31, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

"sure, little buddy! Hop on!"

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 31, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is how I will always imagine Pau from now on

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by idoltime on Jul 31, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was great

even if he couldn’t make a decent pass to rudy at the slam dunk contest

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by idoltime on Jul 31, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Office jargon from my work

Gamma Ray cannons
Irradiated Insects (spiders mostly)
Cosmic Ray emitters

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by 92wastheyear on Jul 31, 2009 9:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Do you work in fear of one day turning into a rage induced green monster (and I don’t mean fenway)?

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 31, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dang! .....I didn't realize that I was giving away the secret

Ok, I will fess up….I do work for a lab that kidnaps people off the street and tries to turn them into Superheros

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by 92wastheyear on Jul 31, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

i h8 blatant stupidity

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by idoltime on Jul 31, 2009 9:36 AM PDT reply actions  

you want blatant stupidity?

I watched an immigration-related documentary last night that pulled back the curtain on an organization called FAIR, which hides its xenophobic racism behind a veneer of concern about the societal strains of illegal immigration. This is a quote from a major FAIR field operative:

“I can make the argument that just because one believes in white separatism that that does not make them a racist,” Turner wrote in 2005. “I can make the argument that someone who proclaims to be a white nationalist isn’t necessarily a white supremacist. I don’t think that standing up for your ‘kind’ or ‘your race’ makes you a bad person.”

Ugh. Hateful people FTL.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

In Sweden he would be revered

They don’t allow mixing between the mongrel species and the pure Swedes up there, I heard it on the news. It is law.

by Mortimer on Jul 31, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same in Norway

Fox News is where I get all my news

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by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is considered "mongrel" species.

I was under the impression that humans were all the same species.

<em>kfcofgS

by GTsmookie on Jul 31, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

We're all so different don't you see, they have a different skin colour! It's like a brown labrador and a black one, they're just not the same.

I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it

by The Pirate on Jul 31, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is so true

I hate that FAIR has taken more than a million dollars from a neo-Nazi eugenics group, and that their second-in-command has described immigrants in his writings as “bacteria” and “cockroaches”, and that the majority of their board of directors has been members or is currently members in white supremacist groups. And I hate that this is the most influential of the anti-immigrant groups in the country today and their leaders have testified on Capitol Hill dozens of times. I’m just chugging the haterade!

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dangit, you're so right

people who don’t look like me ARE to be hated and disparaged whenever possible!

How does it feel to know that you are personally the worst of the worst in their eyes because you’re a “race traitor”? I ask the question with the utmost seriousness and intend no offense.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

It hurts

It hurts a lot :-(

She has a Jewish name as well, so it’s like I’m extra double time sullying my pure seed.

by Mortimer on Jul 31, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

The only reason I ask is because

I’ve never been in a position where people, fellow American people, would loathe me with every drop of their being if they knew me because of actions I’ve taken in my life, and it seems like a weird intellectual proposition.

What do you think when you hear about people like these? Do you just shrug and say, “Some people are absolutely psycho” and move on? Tell me to bugger off if I’m being too personal…I’m sorry if so.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry, I don't mind

I do gotta leave so I can’t really go into detail about it. I have been insulted about it by old people in the South, and I responded appropriately with brandished fist that went unused. Nothing has ever come up or anyone acted weird on the Western side of the country, only rural Florida (which is extremely southern) and rural Alabama (which goes without saying, is extremely southern).

People are weird and dumb and stupid. None of them will affect me most of the time, it’s just a bummer they exist in general.

by Mortimer on Jul 31, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

"None of them will affect me most of the time"

that makes sense. I guess I don’t spend too much time worrying about what Islamist radicals in Pakistan think about me either.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

If they have a private backer then I'd assume yes.

I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it

by The Pirate on Jul 31, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

My dad was held up in a bank robbery when I was a kid

FBI told him it was done by white supremist groups.

That must be where they got the money!!!

by Mortimer on Jul 31, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some do, apparently

google Pioneer Fund. There are some very unsavory characters associated with that group — read the background of its founders.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

good example

still… I think MLK knew a lot when he said “"Lukewarm acceptance is more bewildering than outright rejection."”

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by idoltime on Jul 31, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to remind them of the strain immigrants have put on the indigenous people of North America.

 Genocide comes to mind.

 Independant and ethnic nationalism are dangerous to society and humanity as a whole.

I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it

by The Pirate on Jul 31, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 31, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tiger is killing it today

-9 through 17, started the round birdie-birdie-eagle-birdie-birdie. 8 birdies, 1 eagle, 1 bogey.

A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT

by GustyJ on Jul 31, 2009 9:37 AM PDT reply actions  

I got that kinda game.

On a mini-golf course. I CRUSH it on the looping ramp holes.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Jul 31, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet that bogey was on the windmill hole… That things tricky

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by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here is a seriously nerdy joke i heard from a CS friend of mine

There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who don’t

Get it? Anyone? I didn’t and I’m a fairly big nerd

- Neil

by Blazin'aTrail on Jul 31, 2009 9:55 AM PDT reply actions  

I get it in writing

but that’s a hard joke to get out loud. I dare say it doesn’t work verbally.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats what i tried to explian to him

there is a big difference in your head when you hear “ten” or “one, zero”

- Neil

by Blazin'aTrail on Jul 31, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

And if you were reading it in binary

you wouldn’t read it as “ten” anyway. That’s a written joke only. It’s decided!

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I watched Blade Runner Last night

I’m inspired to make the first move on the android I lure back to my place just like Harrison Ford. And, in case any of you were wondering: Rutger Hauer is amazing, and yes, we should use one of our available roster spots on him.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 31, 2009 10:07 AM PDT reply actions  

good flick

I’d prefer the advanced pleasure model..

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by idoltime on Jul 31, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

As a Blazer Dancer? Rutger Hauer would murder on D, literally. He has veteran leadership, having attacked ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. He’d also be our second Roy. It fits together perfectly.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 31, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's a player

He never got as big as he shoulda’.

Blind Fury is a cool movie too.

by Mortimer on Jul 31, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol.. If I was going to make a move on an android.. I would go for the advanced model..
Rutger Hauer would be amazing.. but which young player’s playing time would you take and give to him? Always so tricky..

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by idoltime on Jul 31, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

At his age

He’d still be a good backup PF.

by Mortimer on Jul 31, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s make a great back up PF; We could only sign him to a 4 year contract too—After that his ligaments and artificial life source would be non existent.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 31, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he'll magically be a different type of Android that lives a normal length of life

Like Deckard’s girlfriend magically turned out to be in the original Blade Runner ending.

by Mortimer on Jul 31, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I smell a Dynasty.

I watched the newer directors cut last night. I don’t think I ever connected how important “Eyes” are as a theme. I kind of want to read the book now—Too bad I’m illiterate.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 31, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I own the book but ain't read it

I don’t think either have much to do with each other.

by Mortimer on Jul 31, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like it that way. I think it’s floating around my house somewhere.

It’s amazing how tough characters used to be back in the day. Movies these days are full sissies. Could you imagine if they would have done “transformers” with Charles Bronson, or GI Joes with Steve McQueen?

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 31, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ya wouldn't need robots OR GI Joes if they were in it

Bronson and McQueen could handle anything on their own.

by Mortimer on Jul 31, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

but would he be better than Predator?

Vet leadership toughness vs.freakish athleticism…

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 31, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Predator’s blood thirst would be a PR nightmare, after harvesting skulls from the crowd. Also defeat, would result in self destruction—Portland would reject any bids on rebuilding the Rose Garden.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 31, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

great point

as long as we went 82-0 and 16-0.. it would be amazing.. I think our strong culture would keep Predator mostly in line.. plus we may be able to keep him focused on the visiting team fans.. heck.. maybe we could have Predator harvest the skulls of any L.ker fan in the metro area.. talk about giving back to the community!

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 31, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know, we would lose any time we faced the WNBA though, right? Predator doesn’t do well against the fairer sex.

The post celebration (with facial claws waiving around and creepy laugh) after putting points in Gasol’s face, would be amazing.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 31, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well.. seriously.. why would we start playing the WNBA? Even an impressive baller like LJ could only hope to keep her outside game on because you know she couldn’t post up LMA.. let alone Gregzilla…
What might scare me is if he couldn’t tell louis amundson was an ugly lady..

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 31, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh i mean not an ugly lady...

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 31, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just saying, it’s an obvious flaw in his game. And, if opposing teams started using special uniforms like swimmers do these days—uniforms that conceal their body heat. He’d be blind…

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 31, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

another excellent point..

I wonder if these are some of the same reasons teams skipped over dejuan blair….

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 31, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

in a purely masculine way though right?….
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right?

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no need to clarify,
Just let it grow more and more each day.

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 31, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I require clarification in all that I know and do…
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it’s part of my work jargon

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

don't worry..

It’s guy love between two guys

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 31, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's just a smoke screen

for what’s really going on ;-)

14736251

by appel82 on Jul 31, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

good… for a second I thought you were cheating on me
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what we have is genuine

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

don't worry arkitect...i got you

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

i lub you J to the O cuz you my ...

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kyle Grooms does a good Barack Obama impression

Cycling through random stand-up videos FTW

I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it

by The Pirate on Jul 31, 2009 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice!

Except now you’ve got me started doing that too. Does not bode well for productivity.

"Estos tíos están locos"- Rudy Fernandez

by cafe_civet on Jul 31, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmmmmmm....Slurpee.

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 31, 2009 10:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Blue

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by 92wastheyear on Jul 31, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Icee > Slurpee

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

The late, great, The Roybot once said, "Never let success get to your head, never let failure get to your heart."

by Dirty Socks on Jul 31, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just saw some pretty unathletic baseball players with normal ca. 6'0'' size and weight for the Athletics vs. the Red Sox and thought "mhm, that could have been me if I had learned baseball in high school"

Anyone else sometimes think you could be pretty good at a sport that you never really tried? Regardless of if you really are or not, just if you think you would fit.

Simmons & Co. came up with some pretty good sports for athletic basketball players in their last podcast, like volleyball or handball. I could see that, e.g Buddinger was a good volleyball player and size and leaping ability and reaction are important qualities for that. He also has the idea that some basketball players would be great soccer players, which is more doubtful since that requires totally different skills not the least of which are foot-eye-head coordination instead of hand-eye coordination and more endurance. He also thought LeBron would be a good 800m runner, which as being a former one myself I would dare to disagree with, he is much too heavy for anything beyond 200 meters.

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

LeBron

would not be a good 800m runner. He’s waaaay too big. I ran the 800m too! Dabbled in the 400m and 1500m. You run either of those?

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

As a teenager yes, 800 and 1500. And before specializing on middle distance running kinda decathlon as a kid to get to know all disciplines.

Not a good soccer player, but I was a decent goalie in handball and soccer as Morty says below. I endlessly trained in our living room throwing a soft foam ball against a big terrasse window and then trying to react quick enough to defend it as a kid.

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

How fast were you in the 800m?

(also, is that a rude question? I feel like among serious runners it’s not because they spent/spend so much of their time doing it that they’re usually happy to talk about the results, but I’m always hesitant to ask)

I ran a 1:56.4 my senior year of high school but hated running so much at that point that I didn’t pursue it in college. Now I wish I had a little bit, just to know how fast I could have run.

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I commented at some length about it in Dave’s post about PEDs. I was doing it very seriously and came to a little above 1:50, but wouldn’t have been able to further pursue it without moving to another city and really training professionally over the winter. The top in track and field is awfully small, which makes it more susceptible to cheating and/or more attractive to poorer countries.

http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/5/22/883324/performance-enhancing-drugs-and#16049915

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Norsk, that's insane

at what age did you run a 1:50 800m? That would put you at the very top of the second tier of middle distance runners in the NCAA.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read it

your legend grows. Did you once have an awkward moment just to see how it feels?

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think 18, I stopped competing a year later when I went to civil service and college. I ran 1 km under 3 minutes when I was 13. I was lightweight at about 160 pounds and about 5’10’’ to 5’11’’ at the time. A good front runner, very good endurance up to 5 km and above built from biking and trekking in the mountains, not the best punch on the finish line (I ran 200m in about 23 seconds). We dabbled a bit in steeple chase, but that’s even more dominated by Kenya and other non-European countries. Really no chance beyond the national level to ever win anything. I have seen how the best guys train, and how African runners are built and train. They weigh nothing and fly through the savannah :)

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

1:50 as an 18 year old

is phenomenal…not that you need my affirmation of that fact but still.

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

To medal in a European junior national championship at the time (U19), you would have needed 1:47,50. And that doesn’t earn you money beyond a stipend from the state and some local sponsor who pays for your shoes, maybe travel. There is very little money after the extreme peak. And that’s a problem in a lot of non-team sports. I know good athletes who started with marathon because there is a little more to make there.

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Norsk how big is your disco stick???

hahah j/k BOB

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

broypossese for "shower presence"

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by 22baylor on Jul 31, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I woulda' been a great volleyball player

And a good soccer goalie.

I had very good leaping ability, especially off of a two foot stand-still leap, and good eye-hand coordination.

And since picking up tennis later on, I wish I played it as a kid, but I’ll get the kids into it. I had a baseball scholarship, but I wasn’t great, and I think I coulda’ done better in other sports that I enjoyed more.

by Mortimer on Jul 31, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

"good eye-hand coordination" for Mort

mean rarely poking himself in the eye with his own finger

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by 92wastheyear on Jul 31, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

LeBron in the decathlon?

 Football would be far too different for most basketball players, I don’t think people realise just how different the two are regardless of footwork necessary in our beautiful sport.

I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it

by The Pirate on Jul 31, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also,

I think out of the big four American sports, baseball is the most accessable athleticaly for your average American.

I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it

by The Pirate on Jul 31, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is probably true

which is very funny to me. I’m a good athlete: not excellent in any one sport except for when I was regularly running, but good enough to hold my own in most sports. I never played baseball growing up but I played everything else. Now I’m playing slow-pitch softball in my think tank league, and I suck at it! Something about the coordination involved in swinging a bat and hitting the ball where I want it to go is totally different from all the other sports I played. It’s immensely frustrating and kind of an ego blow.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 31, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely

Baseball is the great equalizer, athletically. No one has an inherent genetic advantage.

by Mortimer on Jul 31, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you have enough skill and eye hand coordination

You can overcome almost any lack of athleticism in baseball. Raw athletes do not do well.

by Mortimer on Jul 31, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only basketball players I can see being good at soccer are point guards, but still...

Apparently Nash is a pretty solid player which was probably the basis the entire argument. Typical Simmons. You just don’t see many big soccer players. It’s really hard to run that much and way at that size. I get shin splints if I play soccer even with just 10 extra pounds of tiger meat.

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by cafe_civet on Jul 31, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

He thought AI if I remember correctly, and had ideas like JR Smith being good on corner kicks with his leaping ability and guys like LeBron as a goalkeeper.

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. actually Bayless could be a fantastic goal keeper

Fearless, fantastic leaping, quick… too bad about those short arms

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by cafe_civet on Jul 31, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

His arms are 6'3"

Is the average goalie very tall? That might be a good wingspan for a normally 6’ goalie, or shorter.

by Mortimer on Jul 31, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Normally over 6' but they tend to not be hugely tall.

I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it

by The Pirate on Jul 31, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I should have used sarcastic font, haha

I’d say goalies tend to be taller than most, because they need to cover so much horizontal and vertical distances

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by cafe_civet on Jul 31, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Many of the good ones are tall

Peter Cech is 6’5’’. Former German national keeper Jens Lehmann is 6’3’’. 6’0’’ is a bit of a minimum size.

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m the same height as Bayless with a 6’5" wingspan, and my arms in no way look long. I’m about 14 months late, but I must jump on the short arm bandwagon. Unless my arms ARE long, and I don’t know.

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on Jul 31, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roddy!

 Peter Crouch is the rare tall football player at 6’7 but he has the build of an anorexic girl.

I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it

by The Pirate on Jul 31, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always get him and Keira Knightley confused… I think it’s the accent

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

And not like a drunken spider

"Estos tíos están locos"- Rudy Fernandez

by cafe_civet on Jul 31, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

So Peter Crouch is the one with boobs?

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, now you're thinking of Ronaldo

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by cafe_civet on Jul 31, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s all so confusing

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by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

that pansy should be a ballerina

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually, he's not athletic to be a ballerina

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too fat as well

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by cafe_civet on Jul 31, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think if I could ice skate I would have been good at Hockey… I always killed at floor hockey, even against the guys that played real hockey

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by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.nba.com/video/channels/nba_tv/2009/07/30/nba_20090630_top10_dunks.nba/

dirty socks got something right

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

GO was in #6

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Did you see Greg Oden, Jermaine O’Neal, and Chiekh Samb all impersonating me?

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

The late, great, The Roybot once said, "Never let success get to your head, never let failure get to your heart."

by Dirty Socks on Jul 31, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

#10 should have been way higher

I hate break away dunks in highlight reels. The steel ends up being the best part of the play.

by tominhawaii on Jul 31, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone got news on where Hakim the Dream Warrick is going?

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

realgm says he signed with the bucks

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by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

cool thx...i haven't been up to date

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else notice that few free agents want to sign with the Cavs?

Lack of playing time, or fear that team sucks if LeBron walks away? Similar with the Knicks.

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think fear that he is leaving combined with the fact that there is no way your not overshadowed by Lebron no matter what you do

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by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

to some guys, a title is not that important...

which Blazer do you think that applies to?

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting

Mr. I want to win 15 titles – But not sure I love basketball? Mr. My Shot is Wet? Mr. I Want To Get Respected?

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Current Blazer? I don’t know… Past I’d say Zbo for sure

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by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd think Blake would be the most competitive

As far as least, that’s a tough one. Based purely on body language, it would be Oden.

This year, KP seems to have shed those that may have had other interests or agendas than winning a title.

by Name's Ash on Jul 31, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

other than Broy and Pryz, i doubt any of these guys have their #1 goal as winning the title...

they secretly want minutes, admiration and a big fat contract before a title….

none of these guys have been paid or in the process of getting paid other than Przy

i don’t know, i’m sure i’m in the minority thinking about this…

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect LMA...

is right behind Roy. He’s pretty competitive…

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by clinchmobb on Jul 31, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually think Oden wants a title more than recognition… he talks about how upset he was that they lost to Florida in the NCAA’s

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont' get me wrong...i do too...

but the thing he said about last year was the first time his team was winning and him feeling in the dumps…makes me take the title notch about 3 belts down

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

true… but his head was in a bad place… hopefully now it’s right

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You trying to stir up trouble?

"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me

by 92wastheyear on Jul 31, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, just honestly looking at it...it's worth it's own post

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s an interesting topic, only it could easily end in more psychological speculation and wild accusations since we can’t look into people’s heads. “What do you mean Rudy doesn’t want to win a title?! Martell on the other hand…”

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio I think was the latest guy to want personal glory more than team glory… notice he’s gone… KP won’t stand for that, it’s not how Jayhawk basketball works

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

but KP hasn't dealt with these kids wanting money yet...

want they want big money, it’s a whole new ball game

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not really comparing you two

but this is the kind of questions that Clownzano likes to ask. Calling out dudes for something that they have given no indication of

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by 92wastheyear on Jul 31, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am deleting all the nice stuff I wrote about you ….ya know…if I can it ..errr….I mean them

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw, i'm not calling them out...

like executives in Fortune 1000 companies, celebrities and policitians, it’s pretty standard for athletes to act in self-interest first…

nothing wrong with it as long as it doesn’t affect their game from a fans point of view

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 31, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope...

I think LMA wants a title very badly!

"Do me a favor. Put your lip over your head... and swallow." Max Goldman

by clinchmobb on Jul 31, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they all do!

But a title earlier might get them paid later…

"Do me a favor. Put your lip over your head... and swallow." Max Goldman

by clinchmobb on Jul 31, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should clarify...

A title earlier in any of their careers would probably get them paid by someone eventually…

"Do me a favor. Put your lip over your head... and swallow." Max Goldman

by clinchmobb on Jul 31, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

did that work for ariza?

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 31, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to say..

Would he have been paid as much w/o the ring last year w/ the Lakers?

I think of James Posey, as well. Decent but not great.

"Do me a favor. Put your lip over your head... and swallow." Max Goldman

by clinchmobb on Jul 31, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see him wanting to play in the Dallas Cowboy's stadium next January very very badly

He would probably bring his whole family and friends and all even if he didn’t play, but if he would that could be huge for him.

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to beat out West, Love, Jefferson, maybe another forward. It would suck if Durant takes the final forward spot :)

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahah Dirk has three more good years left

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

West and Love are beatable… Duncan may be a center this year because Shaq went back east and Yao is out (though will probably win the voting again thanks to 1 billion Chinese with internet access) I think Aldridge has a good shot this year… possibly better than in other years

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by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

is Gasol going to be C or PF?

My guess is PF… which would be another tough one to beat besides Dirk

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by clinchmobb on Jul 31, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man

I think everyone born before 1940 is a huge dork. Those three hos was ugly and didn’t show enough skin.

by tominhawaii on Jul 31, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know they’re just setting the stage for Kid and Play’s House Party. And of course the bugle is ancient equivalent to turn-tables.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 31, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Open Box of Sesame Donuts in a common area

There is a workgroup down the hall from me that is always leaving leftover donuts from their staff meeting on a table in a common area.

That’s just mean. I don’t know any of them, so I won’t ask if I can have any. At least put up a sign that says, “Take one!”

by Name's Ash on Jul 31, 2009 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Take first, ask later… It’s what Bruce would do

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

Those primitive screwheads probably infected them with something.

by Name's Ash on Jul 31, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

just bring your boom stick then when you sort thing out.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 31, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Instead of flipping it over

I’ll jump on top of it and demand they bring the king’s donuts!

Hail to the king baby
Now gimme some sugar.

by Name's Ash on Jul 31, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

take it...it's called the "common" area and if someone post a passive aggressive note...

take a pic of it, and post it here

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

My sign always says

“Don’t touch my zachin’ doughnuts”

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by 92wastheyear on Jul 31, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eat half but don't let anyone see you

Then later when others are around say, “Man, I can’t let that go to waste, mind if I finish it off.” Then eat it.

After that everyone will know you love donuts and you can have them whenever you want.

by tominhawaii on Jul 31, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Really though

If it is in the common area, it’s for everyone to eat. No questions asked. I ate a moonpie last night that was left out on the common area table just last night.

by tominhawaii on Jul 31, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a really good article on Global Warming...and arguments against the current proposed legislation...if anyone is interested...

i’m not much into politics , but the argument between saving a million people from malaria now and preventing double that in ten years is quite interesting…

http://www.esquire.com/features/new-solutions-to-global-warming-0809?click=main_sr

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Ive been around for you

I’ve been up and down for you
But I just cant get any relief
Ive swallowed my pride for you
Ive lived and lied for you
But you still make me feel like a thief

You got me stealin your love away
cause you never give it
Peeling the years away
And we cant relive it
I make you laugh
And you make me cry
I believe its time for me to fly

"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me

by 92wastheyear on Jul 31, 2009 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Office Coffee Etiquette

I think coffee making duties are a microcosm of company culture. If you’re got a strict hierarchy, you can bet someone’s a coffee bitch. If people are out for themselves, people will polish off a pot and then sneak out of the break room, then act outraged when the empty pot is discovered. I’ve even known some offices where coffee is replenished at specific times. Not surprisingly, that office is dialed, but not very good at adapting to change.

One of my favorite things about where I work is that there’s a socialistic manifesto next to the coffee maker about how all employees are equally responsible for coffee making duties, no individuals are greater than the whole, so on… and then there’s a picture of Che.

How does it work at your office?

"Estos tíos están locos"- Rudy Fernandez

by cafe_civet on Jul 31, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

(this was posted like a week ago in another JD. You should print it out and put it below the manifesto. Also, get a french press and some ground coffee—tell your coworkers your new coffee habits represent the monarchy of civics.)

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 31, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL, actually I convinced the office manager to buy Stumptown coffee

and we make our own supply in a french press every morning…because we’re capitalist pigs

"Estos tíos están locos"- Rudy Fernandez

by cafe_civet on Jul 31, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s only capitalism if you’re screwing someone else out of something—until then, i’m going to assume some kind of hippy communal coffee gathering out in the boonies of the cubicals..

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 31, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

I nearly spit my coffee out!

"Do me a favor. Put your lip over your head... and swallow." Max Goldman

by clinchmobb on Jul 31, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am anti-social

I have my own coffee maker on my desk.

But there is usually one or two groups that try to do a group coffee thing. Once the person in charge of the coffee moves one, then the coffee makin’ ends.

by Name's Ash on Jul 31, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

We have a coffee machine (free of chrge)

so we don’t have to worry

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by 92wastheyear on Jul 31, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ours is $25 cents a cup and make a pot if it's empty

But there’s like 40 people there so there’s lots of coffee people. At night people just make it if they want some.

by tominhawaii on Jul 31, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

we have a rule...first to want to drink coffee makes it

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by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know a lady who's union but she's got a racket going on

She spends like $15-$20 a day at Starbucks but her racket is offering to go get coffee for all the managers. She gets extra long breaks where she goes on a short walk smoking cigarettes.

by tominhawaii on Jul 31, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did a favor for a guy that work in the Canadian part of our business

To thank me he sent me a $20 Starbucks card. I used it at Starbucks, and it only had like $14 after the currency change.

That marks the last time I help a Canadian. They have no ethics.

by Name's Ash on Jul 31, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened to L-Train FTW?

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

The late, great, The Roybot once said, "Never let success get to your head, never let failure get to your heart."

by Dirty Socks on Jul 31, 2009 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Parent Revolution challenges LAUSD to reform

http://www.dailynews.com/opinions/ci_12950468

Interesting. How is that handled in Portland? LA probably has more problems with its school system.

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

use maple or pine; mahogany is libel to injure the passengers.

otherwise… Weather here is great right now.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 31, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

will only be in Portland for a few days

going hiking up in WA state after that. I would consider playing tomorrow or Monday though.

by jksnake99 on Jul 31, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're lucky

I wish I could go. I miss the food ever so much. I hope it gets cooler for your visit.

by tominhawaii on Jul 31, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enough is enough! I have had it with these zaching snakes on this zaching plane!

by Name's Ash on Jul 31, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

When folks visit me

I normally take them to the airport and the say, “I have a bad feeling about this flight.” I tell them I’m doing it for good luck, because I always do it, in reality, I say that so I can say “I called it,” if their plane does crash.

by tominhawaii on Jul 31, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Top 5 most unpopular athletes
1. Michael Vick
2. Manny Ramirez
3. Alex Rodriguez
4. Terrell Owens
5. Kobe Bryant

HERE

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

The late, great, The Roybot once said, "Never let success get to your head, never let failure get to your heart."

by Dirty Socks on Jul 31, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what I just realized

I’ve always been pro-Oden and whatnot, but I just realized the worst part about not drafting Durant is that OKC fans get to watch him. I was cool with it when he was in Seattle. I’d still rather have Oden, it’s lame someone like KD is in Oklahoma. It just seems wrong that a player so fun to watch, is on some hijacked franchise instead of a cool franchise.

by tominhawaii on Jul 31, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

And they will be pretty good in the next years. Rubio would have made that team even more fun, although Harden is probably the better fit.

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Define 'cool' franchise?

Other than one that is not hijacked!

"Do me a favor. Put your lip over your head... and swallow." Max Goldman

by clinchmobb on Jul 31, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's about right!

I may include the Kings…

"Do me a favor. Put your lip over your head... and swallow." Max Goldman

by clinchmobb on Jul 31, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kings are so uncool, they become cool again… Lakers are uncool to anyone not living in LA though

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right

I have been on again, off again with the Kings.

L*kers are #1 uncool of course!

"Do me a favor. Put your lip over your head... and swallow." Max Goldman

by clinchmobb on Jul 31, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost mentioned Bucks

they are just plain pathetic now but have some history on their side…

"Do me a favor. Put your lip over your head... and swallow." Max Goldman

by clinchmobb on Jul 31, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

same with pacers

but they still not very cool

14736251

by appel82 on Jul 31, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the Pacers

He would be an awesome Reggie Miller there.

by tominhawaii on Jul 31, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year in San Francisco I played a gay Mexican guy from Reno, Nevada in NBA 2k9 and he killed me with the Pacers (I was Portland) until the fourth quarter. He had never played basketball, virtual or actual. I was like “How in the hell…” but I played it off.

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on Jul 31, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you're respected if you are a Pacer's fan...

but a Griz, Wolves, or Clips….most people laugh. Probably get respect as a Kings fan, too. Bucks? Who knows…

"Do me a favor. Put your lip over your head... and swallow." Max Goldman

by clinchmobb on Jul 31, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pacers are awesome

one of the last original ABA teams. The only ABA franchise that NEVER MOVED. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 31, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bored OT question:

My father was stationed in Europe when I was a baby, and while visiting Turkey my mother bought a gold “Turkish cross” for me. I wear it on a gold chain because it’s nice, but I’m not religious and realized it’s not cool of me to wear a Christian symbol, if indeed it is. I’ve since been trying to research what it means, but I can’t figure it out. I know Turkey is predominantly Muslim as well, so I’m stumped. Anybody hear of such a thing as a Turkish cross that looks like an axe? Norsktroll?

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on Jul 31, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

The Greek Orthodox church is pretty strong in Turkey as well. Istanbul/Constantinople was a center of Christianity for a long time, the Hagia Sophia began life as a Christian cathedral and the four big minarets and other features to make it into a mosque were added much later (it’s neither since the secular revolution in Turkey anymore). If it is a double cross, it could be even a Russian Orthodox symbol.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecumenical_Patriarchate_of_Constantinople

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I knew about the Christian history but it really doesn’t look like a cross to me, just an axe. I don’t have a camera, but it’s yellow gold and looks more or less like one of these axes below, and has what might be Arabic writing on the back. It has five dots on the handle between the blades arranged in what could be a vague representation of a cross, but that might be a stretch.

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on Jul 31, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose it more closely resembles the bottom one, and it is upside down if that is significant.

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on Jul 31, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Norsk, by the way.

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on Jul 31, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

something like this?

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by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s pretty close, except my handle looks kinda like sausage links strung together. Is there any significance to this axe you showed?

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on Jul 31, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s minoan…

In Minoan Crete, the double axe ( labrys) had a special significance, used by women priests in religious ceremonies. In 1998 a labrys, complete with an elaborately embellished haft, was found at Cham-Eslen, Canton of Zug, Switzerland. The haft was 120 cm long and wrapped in ornamented birch-bark. The axe blade is 17,4 cm long and made of antigorite, mined in the Gotthard-area. The haft goes through a biconical drilled hole and is fastened by wedges of antler and by birch-tar. It belongs to the early Cortaillod culture.

it’s amazing what you can find on the interent… it’s series of tubes I hear

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by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhh… the random junk I remember from College art history classes

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by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOVED my art history classes

Man, the stuff you can learn through studying art. I thought about going to grad school in art history but it didn’t seem like a good idea, job-wise.

This thread is fascinating. You never know what you’re gonna get when you open the junk drawer.

by Corvid on Jul 31, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be interesting. It’s a very old culture that perished about 1500 BC and was “state of the art” so to say in terms of murals, sculpture, pottery, …

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah… it fits with the Turkish area as well… very fascinating culture. I’d love to see a picture of the axe/cross if you ever take one

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by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it could be something pagan adapted to Christianity or something like that. I don’t have a camera, just my phone, so this picture is the best I can do. That would have been more helpful from the start, thinking about it now.

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on Jul 31, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very interesting. I’ve been trying to figure out what it was since elementary school, she would only let me wear it on special occasions and, oddly enough, field trips when I was a kid. She only “gave” it to me a few months ago. Thank you both very much.

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on Jul 31, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Sophia know this?
Sophia began life as a Christian cathedral

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by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

She is catholic, after all :)

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh

All LA fans would talk about is how much potential this guy has. We don’t need ex Lakers btw.

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Jul 31, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much do x-acto knives cost?

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by Dirty Socks on Jul 31, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

They signed Hakim Warrick too I believe

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by Dirty Socks on Jul 31, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dirty Bowen.

man this guy just disappeared this past season.

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Jul 31, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hire him as a coach!

If anyone can teach people who to succeed in the NBA with little going for him other than height, it is he.

by Mortimer on Jul 31, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone here know their monthly internet usage?

I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it

by The Pirate on Jul 31, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

lolots

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by Dirty Socks on Jul 31, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

9

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by 92wastheyear on Jul 31, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we're looking to set up the internetin our house in México but I'm sure my internet use is greater than any package offered over there.

 Seems ten gigs is the most I’ll find.

I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it

by The Pirate on Jul 31, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whether or not 10 gigs will be sufficent depends largely on how much online video you want to watch

I am on a 10 gig plan (I live in Alaska so I understand why the unlimited plan is so expensive, but I still think that it is stupid), and in a typical month we use 4-7 gigs. But we have really cut back on YouTube/Hulu/etc. to ensure that we don’t have overages. So being on a metered plan will force you to curtail some of your Internet activites, but for e-mail/surfing/online games/BEdging 10 gigs should be more than enough.

by tingeyga on Jul 31, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

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by 92wastheyear on Jul 31, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I intend on watching 60+ Blazer gaames during the year too.

I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it

by The Pirate on Jul 31, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then it looks like you are going to have to:

a) get the Internet and tweak your usage patterns
b) find some unlimited plan
c) go without

because unless you are going to watch on a really low bandwidth connection, those Blazer games are likely going to take up all of you bandwidth

by tingeyga on Jul 31, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

giggity giggt

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Jul 31, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

odom just said in his press conference (going on right now) that a third team made him a very gracious offer, but he declined. he said he couldn’t name the team because they asked him not to…

by shoothoop on Jul 31, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Interview with Greg Oden up next on ESPN.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jul 31, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm watching on an internet feed.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jul 31, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

thx ANN!!

WOW

“this summer I decided to not take classes and concentrate on basketball” – GREG ODEN

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casey got the scoop when he interviewed Oden at the Team USA scrimmage

Everybody else from Yahoo Sports to the Oregonian talked about “some summer school classes”. He said to Casey he enrolled in a course but didn’t actually go through with it.

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

can someone find this for me on live stream? or anything

sorry. I confused by internets.

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Jul 31, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://atdhe.net/7215/watch-espn

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

did I just miss it...

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Jul 31, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Sorry.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jul 31, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

darn Scrubs...

distracted me for a bit.

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Jul 31, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a cutie pie. I love him dearly.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jul 31, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha when they asked about Yao Ming and what the felt about if that happens to him since he has a big body
uh, that would suck

hahahahahaha

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 31, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

is there a way

to just rec oden?

fire nate before its too late

by pipgras on Jul 31, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do they Hate President Obama?

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by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

sorry, meant as reply to Norsk

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by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

because that darn economy is so confusing and no one seems to know how to fix it.

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Jul 31, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They hate Oprah too

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by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darn junkdrawer dies as soon I come in

is this supposed to be a hint people?

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Jul 31, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoo hoo!

two more days till Shark Week!

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Jul 31, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

12sharks will be over the moon

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 31, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 31, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Pendergraph will go beast mode all over your face

by chalupa king on Jul 31, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 31, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

can i flag this?

fire nate before its too late

by pipgras on Jul 31, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 31, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

mmmmm…. goldfish

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by The Arkitect on Jul 31, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a solution for your issues with the mods:

1. Use this screen name
2. Don’t use or create any other screen names.
3. Cut a hole in the box.

Q.E.D

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 31, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly don’t care about that account anymore. Dave and Ben are working right now to find out why I was banned. That’s all that I care about. I just want moderators to be held accountable for their actions. The emails I sent to them prior to posting with my Blazerschamps2010 account should have made it obvious that I am not TiR, however they still banned me. They also failed to send me an email to notify me about the details of the banning. I’ve also had problems when trying to receive help from various mods. THAT is what I’m truly annoyed about.

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 31, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the issue regarding unanswered emails started long before I developed the habit of creating multiple accounts.

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 31, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just watched Oden on PTI. I'm telling you, if the man doesn't play 82 games+ in a season this talk about being injury prone will never stop

Just immediately prior the guys on ATH gushed about what kind of potential Bynum has and that the Lakers will repeat-the-three-peat and whatever. Nobody talks about his injuries, and if they do more in the sense of “they prevented his breakout to greatness” and not “oh oh, his body might not hold up”.

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

They didn’t say anything about him, they mentioned Bynum. PTI had “5 good minutes” with Oden, but the topic is and remains his health. And that won’t change until he is completely healthy, no big injuries, no freak injuries, nothing. It’s a shame, but that’s what it will be.

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could never, ever be hurt again and I'd bet he'd STILL have the injury prone label

Once someone slaps that label on you, it never comes off. Look at Hinrich.

by Corvid on Jul 31, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

It’s just kind of amusing to me that he has that label at all, even if it’s just with fans. Sometimes the national media is just useless — recycling the same old garbage. I have a hard time watching the talking heads on ESPN.

by Corvid on Jul 31, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did a really good job responding to them, though

I was mad on Greg’s behalf, too – so many good things they could have asked, and they spent forever talking about injuries – and not even so much the one’s he’s had as potential future injuries.

In honor of the dearly departed, I declare July PB&J month - everyone raise a sandwich to the memory of Ben!

by wjb1492 on Jul 31, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is so lame

I saw up above that Oden was on ESPN so I’ve been watching crap for an hour waiting for him to come back on. PTI was being recorded when I walked me dog. A little more detail next time friends, please. I still love everyone and stuff.

by tominhawaii on Jul 31, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Part 1 of 2

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 31, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

before

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 31, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Part 2 of 2

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 31, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

That is all wrong.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jul 31, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worthington the baby killer got 60 days in jail and 5 years probation

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 31, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

At least the judge mandated regular medical checkups for their other kid

Are you following the similar case in the midwest? Girl died from untreated diabetes. Unbelievable.

by Corvid on Jul 31, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i haven't heard about that one. i can tell you what my opinion would be, though!

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 31, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were people who died in Austria when a miracle healed promised them to treat cancer and other life threatening but treatable diseases with jewels, some secret potions, etc. and convinced them to stop chemo. It’s astonishing what people do in those situations for themselves and their kids. I have a store nearby that sells car mats to protect the floor carpet covered in aluminum foil to protect yourself against earth rays. Where is my tinfoil hat?

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freeland is happy in Malaga

Great coach, great team, great opportunity to play here for the next 5 years. Woot Woot.

 “Venir al Unicaja y entrenar con Aíto es muy bueno para mí, ya que es un entrenador muy bueno para jugadores jóvenes que quieren seguir progresando, y eso es lo que quiero, ir mejorando día a día lo máximo posible”

“Es una gran oportunidad para mí poder jugar en Málaga los próximos 5 años. Para mí no es ninguna presión que el club haya apostado fuerte por mí con un contrato largo”

 “Yo voy a hacer cada día mi trabajo, tengo mucho tiempo para seguir progresando y ahora estoy muy satisfecho con poder estar en un club como Unicaja. Durante todo el tiempo que ha durado la negociación tenía la idea de que quería venir a Málaga”

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

someday, people will lament spending so much time and energy following players that never come to the states.

I promise to pat your back on that day, Mr. Norsk.

I bet whenever someone is like “we could just waive freeland and koponen for cap room” you’re like, “NOOOO!!!!”

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 31, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freeland will be an NBA player, just not sure it will be with the Blazers. Could be in three years together with Claver. Both have the potential to be matchup problems for their opponents. Koponen more likely not, although that might change if he gets more playing time to develop. And following them is pretty easy with Google News.

by Norsktroll on Jul 31, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like practising my Spanish, time to translate.

Coming to Unicaja and training with Aito is very good for me, since he is a very good coach with young players that want to keep progressing, and that is what I want, bettering myself as much as possible day by day.

Playing in Málaga for the next five years is a great oppurtunity for me. There is no pressure in the fact that the club have invested heavily in me through a large contract.

I’m going to do my job every single day, I have a lot of time to keep developing and now I am very satisfied being with a club like Unicaja. The whole time during the negotiation process I had the idea that I wanted to come to Málaga.

I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it

by The Pirate on Jul 31, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA!

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 31, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

el oh el

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by Dirty Socks on Jul 31, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

wassup everybody?

just got back from eugene. anyone ballin in the street jam this weekend?

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by dougall5505 on Jul 31, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

did you eat a sandwich yet?

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 31, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

two actually

still way ~ 145 lol

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by dougall5505 on Jul 31, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're really tall for 145. you should fight for the bantamweight title.

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 31, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

im not much of a boxer

never been in a fight in my life

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by dougall5505 on Jul 31, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

MMA, dude.

You could triangle the heck out of somebody.

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 31, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm sorry. i sympathize. my wife is about to go to a friend's house. i am now officially bored.

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 31, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

anything cool happening anywhere tonight?

why can’t GWAR be in town?

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 31, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

 You love Gwar! Why don’t you join the band?

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by idoltime on Jul 31, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't really love gwar. but i'd love to go to a show.

who doesn’t want to get sprayed on?

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 31, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is actually pretty awful.

i wished i hadn’t gone

I heart taxes.

by everett on Jul 31, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

17.

i liked the idea of it a lot better than the reality of it.

I heart taxes.

by everett on Jul 31, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

same reason people go to see Insane Clown Posse

I was thinking about the movie empire records

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by idoltime on Jul 31, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

any band that has to have some kind of gimmicky

costumes is garbage in my book, and I have to include Kiss in with that as well

by Peteyhasnohead on Jul 31, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

boooo.. not KISS

I cannot possibly call KISS garbage, but I am not a fan of excessive costumes and make-up and theatrics in any rock(like) group, either.

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 31, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gwar as a band

They suck as a musical band making music you want to hear, but it was a fun show when I was a teenager.

by Mortimer on Jul 31, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alice Cooper is the bomb!!!

He invented the stuff

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by 92wastheyear on Jul 31, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

How can ya be bored????

Yer wife left…..you have the interwebs…..ahhhhhh nirvana

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by 92wastheyear on Jul 31, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

if your wife or you pay

i will go in your place

fire nate before its too late

by pipgras on Jul 31, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, I’m at work with an ear bud in my left ear.

Listening to Cantzano. He make some good points, but I have to say I can barely listen to this guy. He follows good points with trash so unsightly I’m going to have a hard time eating my lunch. Is it just me, or should I try the right ear bud.

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 31, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 31, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi L-Train!

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

The late, great, The Roybot once said, "Never let success get to your head, never let failure get to your heart."

by Dirty Socks on Jul 31, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is not a true statement

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 31, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know you can Zach on Blazersedge from your Darius or Bonzi? Sheed has launched mobile Zach-centing. Check it out next time you’re in jail or bar and have some conjugal visit to zach.

14736251

by appel82 on Jul 31, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 31, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

how many of these pictures do you think are photoshopped

it would be really easy to turn some letters into the same shade of white as the background of the sign

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 31, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok a legit one

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 31, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

well you don't want to get your car stolen

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 31, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's legit

Probably kids changed that one. I used to take the “C” off of “Cold Watermelons” at the store I worked at when I was younger.

by tominhawaii on Jul 31, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You rebel!

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Aug 1, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 31, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

what kills a junk drawer more

annoying people or a PTB game?

fire nate before its too late

by pipgras on Jul 31, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

former

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 31, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

how about it being a friday night?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 31, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont think that matters

unless it is a friday night and there is a home game

fire nate before its too late

by pipgras on Jul 31, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

well then why is it so empty on weekends?

clearly it does matter what day/time of the week it is

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 31, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really

i dont do anything and the junk drawer is usually open on my computer all day, but i usually just dont have anything that i find interesteing to write.

fire nate before its too late

by pipgras on Jul 31, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

so YOUR comments depend on whether you see something interesting

excellent

I’m saying that the lack of people kills a JD and that there are less people commenting on weekends. First, because they are out doing other things and second because people tend to comment a lot from their work computers during the week.

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 31, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you approve

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 31, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do.

You must have been taking notes.

by Roybot on Jul 31, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

friday afternoon p town traffic FTL

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Jul 31, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

everyone but me sucks at driving

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 31, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's the bikers that suck

get the zach out of my lane…

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Jul 31, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

share the road!

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 31, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did anyone else sign up for the blood drive tomorrow?

First 30 people put in a drawing for 100 level Blazer tickets.

by troutfan on Jul 31, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Shoot

I gave blood on monday and was supposed to get a voucher for a backstage pass to the warped tour but they didn’t get it to me

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

The late, great, The Roybot once said, "Never let success get to your head, never let failure get to your heart."

by Dirty Socks on Jul 31, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 31, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

hola

como estas?

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Jul 31, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello mr fail

err foil

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

The late, great, The Roybot once said, "Never let success get to your head, never let failure get to your heart."

by Dirty Socks on Jul 31, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

just a reminder to the next junk drawer poster

we need a poll to see if the Slurpee, icee, or another slush drink is the favorite. i would make the next one but i am too _ (enter derogatory word)

fire nate before its too late

by pipgras on Jul 31, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Zached?

A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT

by GustyJ on Jul 31, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

a trey is actually

a playing card or die or domino having three pips.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/trey

fire nate before its too late

by pipgras on Jul 31, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duly noted.

A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
A trey is actually a playing card or die or domino having three pips. - pipgras on July 31, 2009 9:22 PM PDT

by GustyJ on Jul 31, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's a difference between slurpees and icees?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 31, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Icee Slushes > all

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Jul 31, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! We don’t take kindly to panda bears around here!"

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

The late, great, The Roybot once said, "Never let success get to your head, never let failure get to your heart."

by Dirty Socks on Jul 31, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Icees >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Slurpees

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

The late, great, The Roybot once said, "Never let success get to your head, never let failure get to your heart."

by Dirty Socks on Jul 31, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do not argue with Roybot regarding the holy beverage.

Everyone knows Slurpees are king of the blended frozen drink. End of discussion.

(is that how you’re supposed to win arguments? I think it is)

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 31, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

There are subtle differences in flavor, texture, and bouqet.

Also, Icees are available at KMart and Slurpees are 7-11. Whether one of these is an advantage is yet to be determined.

A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT

by GustyJ on Jul 31, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you mean circle K?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 31, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I do. Good catch.

The ones they had at KMart were Slush Puppies.

A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
A trey is actually a playing card or die or domino having three pips. - pipgras on July 31, 2009 9:22 PM PDT

by GustyJ on Jul 31, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's what she said

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 31, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

*scratches head trying to figure this one out*

A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
A trey is actually a playing card or die or domino having three pips. - pipgras on July 31, 2009 9:22 PM PDT

by GustyJ on Jul 31, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is no answer.

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 31, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

or maybe not

fire nate before its too late

by pipgras on Jul 31, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i get mine at

target

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 31, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know???

The Icee was invented by a 7-11 employee…..who left and then made a bajillion dollars. Then 7-11 reverse engineered the Icee and that became the Slurpee.

BTW K-Mart did have Icee machines as well as movie theaters. Icee is best and my favorite flavor is Blue

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by 92wastheyear on Jul 31, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually the slurpee

 was “invented” when some sodas were put in a freezer to cool them down — and they became all slushy. Bob Stanford, a 7-Eleven agency director, coined the term “Slurpee” in 1967.Early prototypes for the Slurpee machine made use of an automobile air conditioning unit. Winnipeg, Canada is generally thought to be the Slurpee capital of the world, due to their amazing Slurpee fanaticism. American Slurpee is injected with air. Canadian Slurpee is not.

fire nate before its too late

by pipgras on Jul 31, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

debating whether a slurpee is better than an icee is like debating whether avian water is better than aquafina….

by Rudiculous on Jul 31, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I listened to a little of Canzano today.

But was only getting bits and pieces, and they kept playing this interview with Oden about how many times he’s been hurt. Did he get hurt again, I couldn’t tell the context of the show being at work and all?
Or just some lousy reporting trying to see if his shrink visit actually did some good?

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 31, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Take the words "lousy" and "reporting," and remove the rest of your post, and you have the correct answer.

A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
A trey is actually a playing card or die or domino having three pips. - pipgras on July 31, 2009 9:22 PM PDT

by GustyJ on Jul 31, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!!!

What does this have to do with this JD……. Nothing.

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

The late, great, The Roybot once said, "Never let success get to your head, never let failure get to your heart."

by Dirty Socks on Jul 31, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

i just had a really good idea

my kids are fighting over who gets to push a fake vacuum and i thought it was really annoying. so i thought, it would be great to have a button on the side of my head to turn off my brain. then them being annoying wouldnt matter. well then it hit me, how would i turn my brain back on?

fire nate before its too late

by pipgras on Jul 31, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

just have them push the real vacuum

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 31, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

tried it

its too big

fire nate before its too late

by pipgras on Jul 31, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

and loud

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 31, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

update

i found a hand vac and one of them used that the other used the fake one. i need to go buy another hand vac.

fire nate before its too late

by pipgras on Aug 1, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't see a thing in this helmet!

A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
A trey is actually a playing card or die or domino having three pips. - pipgras on July 31, 2009 9:22 PM PDT

by GustyJ on Aug 1, 2009 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some may find this interesting

and I’m just gonna go ahead and ask people not to talk about the youtube videos here, lest I start a flame war. I’m only providing an interesting link, I take no responsibility for people wanting to discuss it here. Here’s the description:
On the 30th of September 2007, Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, Sam Harris and Christopher Hitchens sat down for a first-of-its-kind, unmoderated 2-hour discussion, convened by RDFRS and filmed by Josh Timonen.

“All four authors have recently received a large amount of media attention for their writings against religion – some positive, and some negative. In this conversation the group trades stories of the public’s reaction to their recent books, their unexpected successes, criticisms and common misrepresentations. They discuss the tough questions about religion that face the world today, and propose new strategies for going forward.”

Each video is about an hour long. Maybe I should have said that first….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DKhc1pcDFM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaeJf-Yia3A

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 31, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

oops, put the first quote mark in the wrong spot

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 31, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. Opening the season at home is a nice change this year.

optimism ftw

by Cablinasian on Jul 31, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed!

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 31, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope I get tickets to that game in my quarter season package.

Last year I got lucky and instead of getting tickets to a preseason game like the other packages I got the home opener.

by Roybot on Jul 31, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lame. If you don’t get full season then you shouldn’t get a package at all. You don’t get much savings with 1/4 season. Instead you should just purchase individual tix for big games.

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 31, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually don't find it lame at all.

I don’t want to spend the money on full season tickets OR go to that many games. I also don’t want to hunt for tickets to certain ones. A quarter season package is just fine.

by Roybot on Jul 31, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW JUNK IS UP

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