Junk Drawer 7/3 - Why signing Hedo means we'll have to trade Batum?
Corvid had a neat comment in another thread.
I don’t think homo sapiens are wired to deal with uncertainty very well. One of the the things I love about this time of year is seeing how different people respond to the suspense. Some people step back and and get superanalytical; some put their faith in their fearless leader; some strive to uncover every piece of information and solve the puzzle; and yes, some go nuts. It makes for very interesting reading.
What kind of person on you?
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I work nights at a group home with disabled folks. One of them wears a Jazz hat, but I’m not allowed by law to make him take it off.
by Nick Van Excellent on Jul 3, 2009 5:34 AM PDT up reply actions
do this quick
remove hat to comb hair and replace hat with a blazer one. He won’t notice because he can’t see the top of his head.
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Yeah, you can use the symbol as a bull's eye for your boogers.
or fart on it! That would be awesome.
It took my two years to come up with an avatar and sig
and this is the best I could come up with.
Yes. I normally get up at ~3:30am (work in finance -- east coast hours).
But today is a day off, so I got to “sleep in” :-)
My friend found a roommate on craigslist and after a few months
She had to get a restraining order on the guy.
- Carl
wow, see that's why i've been putting this, off, to hopefully organically find one, like i have for the past 5 or 6 years
MillsFanBoy
I found my roommates on Craiglist a few years ago
Best roommates I ever had.
It took my two years to come up with an avatar and sig
and this is the best I could come up with.
yeah, i've sold plenty of stuff on craigslist
i’m not opposed to it. I just hate how 90 percent of the peopel, even after talking to them on the phone, are just flaky.
MillsFanBoy
schedule 3 appointments at the same time
being that 2/3rds of them will flake out, you still won’t be wasting your time.
It took my two years to come up with an avatar and sig
and this is the best I could come up with.
i've had a couple people come by
i just didn’t want to jump the gun on th first one, hoping the perfect fit would come along, but i’m afraid there no such thing, i should just sleep so i can stop being so melodramatic.
MillsFanBoy
i end up doing that when i sell stuff
i’ll list something and i’ll have 10 people email and say they’re “interested”
instead of giving the first guy dibs, my new thing is “Whoever brings me the cash first can have it.”
Works pretty well. Last time the lady showed up and paid me 320 when it was only supposed to be 300 or something. I don’t think she knew she overpaid, and I felt bad, so I ran out to her rig and gave her the twenty back. She didn’t even say tanks.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
That's when you punch her in the face
and take the $20 back.
It took my two years to come up with an avatar and sig
and this is the best I could come up with.
my rent is due on the 7th so it's in my best interest to get someone fast, even if they have to come from spain...
MillsFanBoy
ask Pere Soto
http://www.peresoto.com/peresoto/index1024.html Of course he probably usually flies from barcelona.
MillsFanBoy
Pretty good match going on.
I’ve always like Tommy Haas. It sucks to be rooting for the guy who you know has no chance to win. Makes me feel sorry for Clipper fans.
by Nick Van Excellent on Jul 3, 2009 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Not a Nadal fan.
Sucks that he’s hurt, but I’m happy that I don’t have to watch him this year.
by Nick Van Excellent on Jul 3, 2009 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions
grabs his bum between service games because he's probably wearing a thong
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 3, 2009 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Djokovic should wear short shorts when he plays against Nadal...
have you seen some of his impressions? hahaha, pretty funny
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lol
I just really don’t like him as a player.
1.) I hate his super over the top Western forehand.
2.) I hate that he plays tennis in an athletic, macho sort of way. Tennis should be smooth and he ruins that.
3.) I hate his capri pants, hair, etc.
by Nick Van Excellent on Jul 3, 2009 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions
euros love capri pants...i bet medmelon has about 15 in his closet
i would wear them, but it would make me look 3’ tall
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 3, 2009 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahaha, actually I hate them
just below the knee is my limit
you either go long or short, no middle ground like capri pants
yeah, like cargo shorts
right now is the first thing I put on when I leave the office, that and slippers. This week’s too hot, even for Madrid standards.
I know
everytime I have to leave the house during the day I want to die… Even if it’s to go to the pool, the thought of stepping into that scorching hot air is enough to put me off.
Right now it says 35 ºC, which apparently is 95ºF
But its almost 7 p.m and it probably won’t go down much till midnight.
thats pretty hot
i used to live in Tucson for 5 years.. it was like that in the summers.. i was driving home after clubbing one night at 3 AM and its 101 at night
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 3, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
98 here today....smokin' hot
beautiful day for wakeboarding!
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
It was in the high 90s here
when I was going home from work yesterday
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
nature plans on killing off some old people this weekend huh
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 3, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Nature is always killing old folks
Cold, Flu, Stairs, whatever…it is always gunning for geriatrics
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
LOL but true
all though summer we get ads reminding old people to stay in the shade, drink tons of water, and to not leave the house between 12-4 if they can avoid it.
we get those too
but we get even more telling you not to leave your dog in the car
(evidently you can leave as many cats in the car as you would like)
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
I just went outside to do the groceries
it’s like 200 meters away and i had to stop halfway for a quick caña (beer),it so frickin hot
LOL
I’ve been drinking some myself these days, everytime I get thirsty it’s for ice-cold beer…
I have to go to the airport now, I don’t want to leave the house It’s probably ok now, though
Anyone going to Vegas
summer league? I’m there for 5 days, booked it all, etc. Then found out the average high temp that time of year is 106 and average low is 81. I’m now trying to convince my wife we will have a good time….
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
I'm dissapointed to hear that
I believe that folks that are starving for a trade have Adult Friend Finder accounts and are in relationships It just makes sense. -- TiHa
The thing about Vegas in the summer
you can go from Casino to casino to casino without ever going outside
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
no
You have to cross the streets!
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jul 3, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
and it is ROASTING outside. And then when you get in the casinos it is always freezing so then you want to go back outside. It is a vicious circle.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
Wait
aren’t you a little too young to be hanging out in the Vegas casinos, or did you just kick it in the arcades like I did when I was younger?
by chalupa king on Jul 3, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
haha I am too young but I walk through them.
My dad loves Vegas so my mom and I just go with him so we can go shopping.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
I see how it is!
Make the man earn the monies in the casino so you can go spend it.
Just kidding!
I <3 womens.
by chalupa king on Jul 3, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Bosh is been in Spain helping out in Calderon's campus
seems like a really nice guy, hope he had a good time
Bosh is pretty cool
however I could not understand a word of that article. :-)
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
yeah sorry
I posted it mostly for the photos and stuff
quick summary: Chris Bosh, the anti-prima donna in Caceres, leaves a mark thanks to his values and kindness.
He spent three days there, tried to learn a bit of Spanish before the trip, was open and cheerful with the kids, had a great time visiting Calderon’s place.
Calderon: “I already knew about his town and his place, and I wanted him to come and visit mine”
Bosh: “Coming here and being able to meet his people, everyone here ’s really kind, I have realized why Jose is like he is”.
nestor sounds like a co-worker that you put in the basement with a red stapler
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
facebook flair is horrible
i block the people who use it too much
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I work with a Nestor, 2 Chester's, and 1 Wilbert
- Carl
by tominhawaii on Jul 3, 2009 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Quit lying to us TiH
Everyone knows there aren’t any Chinese people named Chester
by Furious Styles on Jul 3, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Geez...where do you work?
In an all male review of the Golden Girls?
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
wakine?
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jul 3, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
oh yeah? Me too
(At least based on the very limited definition that you provided)
Let’s do the secret handshake of the “data lines and stuff” union
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jul 3, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
windsurfing
and other ering. They are in hood river and hawaill, they make sweet ass backpacks.
MillsFanBoy
kiteboarding stuff too....the dakine harnesses are the top of the line.
I bought one, but I felt ridiculous having it so I sold it and bought four other non-dakine ones for the same price hahaha
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
that's why included other "ering"
hood river is a total “er” town as my bro in law calls it (he is a really good surfer, etc. but not a typical brah dude thankfully)
MillsFanBoy
Haas has major anger issues...it's quite funny...is he the Ron Artest of tennis?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
i was always a fan of Goran...the tall skinny lefty
it must have been insane to try to return his serves
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Anyone here old enough to remember Connors, McEnroe, and Nastase?
Those were the original bad boys of tennis. I always enjoyed watching McEnroe in person at the TransAmerica Open in San Francisco because when he began a tantrum several folks in the crowd would throw verbal feces at him.
last year's wimbledon final was the greatest tennis match i've ever watched
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
TiH, because of your title, i figure there's gonna be 100s of new users in the JDs...so lets junk this place up
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
if anyone is wondering what Dave looks like, here you go:

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Wow
I don’t have to go to work today, holiday. I can put the tie away. How cool.
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Guess which NBA player this is: (don't cheat)

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Whoever he is
his nickname should be Ashy Larry.
by Arby on Jul 3, 2009 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Miley Cyrus is in the NBA?!
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
alright, gonna go for a run Rocky style...
gonna check to see if my Go Blazers is still on the steps of Philly
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
In the late night Junk?
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jul 3, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
is that why you are showing your pink?
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jul 3, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
nah, those are the ones you temporarily hide and save for later
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Dwight Jaynes does nothing but complain
I don’t know if he had kids, but I’m sure the day they came out, he complained about having to send them to college.
- Carl
grumpy old bastard....
of course if you looked like him, you would see why life sucks so bad
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 3, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I think I found some "shoe-porn" for Ben
- Carl
by tominhawaii on Jul 3, 2009 9:43 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
There is a lot of that going around
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jul 3, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Seems like fan's are warming to Hedo
My self talk is that the more fans want him, the less likely the Blazers are to get him. It’s just the way it is.
- Carl
I'd be more worried about it if we didn't have
PA as our owner… Money does not seem to be an issue, and we can always build through the draft (if needed) by buying picks. 5 years does guarantee some sucky overpaid playing time though.
by Cool Hand Roy on Jul 3, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
what were you wrong about? your never wrong!
by Cool Hand Roy on Jul 3, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You are prescient.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Roddick can't even beat Bill Curtis
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jul 3, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Awoj drops a cleveland steamer on Ariza and his agent
Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.
"Why does he always have to be such a Zach?
I trying to get this to catch on
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
cool
I think Roybot might too….if she isn’t still POd at me
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
I mean if she isn't still Zach'd at me
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
Finally, Hedo-hell is over.
Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.
Do it!
Gotta keep the boys cool somehow, just watch out for shrinkage.
by chalupa king on Jul 3, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I've got a river that takes about 3 1/2 hours to float down (the safe part)
…but it’s just cold enough to kill you in like 3 1/2 minutes. At leasts what it feels like. Very tempting though, its already in the 80’s and getting hotter by the minute.
by Cool Hand Roy on Jul 3, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
A river by my house I should say..
I wish it was mine.
by Cool Hand Roy on Jul 3, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Bring a really good swimmer that can save you if needed.
I am fortunately or unfortunately, depends on how you look at it, am at work right now with air conditioning. So I can see the nice weather, I’m just not experiencing it.
by chalupa king on Jul 3, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Who thinks they can guess what the next fanpost will be about?
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
You already done said it
I still think there is a chance Hedo is sign and traded which will get rid of the most hated Blazer.
- Carl
Totally didn't see that coming.
Talk about unpredictable.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
How many of you kids have your fresh comments just drop in?
I had mine set so that I had to refresh, then went into Ben’s thread and missed a bunch of comments.
- Carl
I do. it's the best feature of this site.
i can’t imagine having to refresh for new comments all the time.
Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.
How many do you miss though?
In the Hedo thread, I saw a comment pop up by Roybot and someone else and hit Z and nothing happened. They were all marked as read and I didn’t do anything.
- Carl
I think it will still work.
Someone said you can press Shift + C in order to tab backwards.
Is it a case of the page not scrolling to the new comments when you press Z or the comments not being marked as new at all?
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
Sometimes it works
It would go from where I was at then work it’s way to the bottom and then move back to the top. Then in like 3 out of 10 times, everything would just be gone.
Actually, a lot of the time, I’ll open a thread and crappy $%# SBNation would mark every post as read.
When you write tonight’s JD, you should do the poll, “Why does Dave hate S4E?”
- Carl
What the %#&$???
why did two of my symbols disappear?
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
Probably an autoformat thing
I had a bunch of * in a bunch of cuss words the other day and it must made everything bold.
- Carl
Bah, almost perfect day in the Kew Gardens and London Eye, and I come back and the Blazers have signed Hedo
Don’t have a cable for my camera right now, but I took some really nice photos. One of them: Dave’s bench :)
That Bruno movie
actually looks like it’s going to be pretty damn funny from the trailers they keep showing.
Celts make offer to Rasheed
http://www.nba.com/2009/news/07/03/wallace.celtics.ap.ap/index.html
I kind of want him to go to the Spurs.. not sure why.
so the west can be even stronger
so the the inevitable triumph of the Blazers is all the more impressive
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
I actually plan on watching the Spurs next year...
They get Jefferson and Blair.. we get Hedo and Pendergraphology… It just doesn’t seem fair.
I also like the idea of a Duncan/Wallace team.
by Cool Hand Roy on Jul 3, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Blazers signed Marion and me and dario argento
Went on a killing spree, where should we start and what should we wear?
Keep in mind that I like clothes that breath.
- Carl
rec
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions
sup BEdgers
QUE SERA SERA about the Hedo mess.
Ivanovic is hottest tennis player out there.
I’m down for a “BEdge of Love” Podcast
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
lame-o
you need to get an unlimited plan my goodness.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
My cat is really skinny.
I think it’s because he is out hunting so much.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
Is it a bad sign if Gavin Dawson and Chad in Portland love a deal? I think so
by Norsktroll on Jul 3, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
gavin doesn't seem AS bad as he seems
i’d buy him a drink just to be entertained i think
MillsFanBoy
nah don't worry 'bout it
it was one sapiens away from being pretentious, but you dodged that bullet well :)
plus, what you say is true.
God Gavin, Hedo's wife has no problem with Portland's landscape but with how far Portland is from Turkey
Sarah Palin is resigning from her governorship.
I’m guess this would also mean no Palin ticket for the 2012 elections.
Yeah she's prepping for higher office.
Perhaps a run at representing Alaska in Congress. It’s likely all about increasing her national exposure.
we need a poll on the scandal that's about to pop up.
Seriously…
I love my state so much that I’m gonna quit the job you elected me to! Yay!
Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.
I blame prez!
But if anyone were to be interested. Last September on my birthday, I was taken to a certain establishment in North Portland named Dancin’ Bare. There was a female employee that looked just like Sarah Palin. I think her name was Jenna. This information is just in case anyone might have a secret Sarah Palin fantasy, and is also assuming that she still works there.
I was told by Prez that I had to up my game
and take a walk on the wild side ‘cause I’d never had a comment deleted, and even he’d had some comments deleted by Ben and Dave… imagine… I’m nicer than Prez
That might work
Easiest thing to do is create another profile and argue with yourself or agree with yourself.
- Carl
I'll get on that
If I create it from my work computer, and only use it from there, will it have a different IP?
yup, you'll be
untraceable
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I am pretty sure the mods just delete anything you say outside of the JD.
Pretty Zach-ing lame if you ask me.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
one of the other mods got to it first...he tried spelling out a bad word.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
It wasn't that bad
I said Letter _ Letter _ and then they deleted that my next 2 comments. I thought the 3rd comment was a glitch, but now I chose to blame someone.
- Carl
Just watched a pretty awesome fireworks above a valley and an old hunting castle
Followed by chants of USA, USA! :))
Cause I ain't here to ....
….zachin’ remind you
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
I was junkin' this morning, i got a call at 11:52, had a gig at noon apparently, so i rapidly brushed my teeth, put on clothes, collected guitar, charts, amp and arrived in my seat of the gig at 12:02
i knew i had a gig with djangovitis today, i just thought it was at 8 pm, not noon. It all worked out fine thank my lucky stars, and the folks at the old folks home in NE probably didn’t even realize i was a tad late. Seriously, who books a jazz group at noon on a friday?
MillsFanBoy
rhetorical question
but yeah, sucked to be outside, but they had a shade tent over us, while the elderly dined in the air conditioning with the door open, some of them came outside. Not bad to only have to play for an hour though, and they feed us. I usually wake up with coffee, not burgers and beans with lemon lime soda, but what the hell, i have my iced coffee now.
MillsFanBoy
Lol I frequently have breakfast at midday in summer
so the thought of eating burgers and beans is not very appealing…
pretty bad burgers too
i didn’t want hot dogs though because i made a couple last night :-)
MillsFanBoy
no, i actually ate a couple hebrew nationals
the second one i added some smoked gouda on to make it extra fancy pants
MillsFanBoy
So i googled it and it seems to be some kind of orangy-red sausage
but I trust the JD crowd, so if they like it, I’ll put it on my stuff to try when I’m in the USA.
hahaha i didn't know what that was either
and I found “Kosher foods are those that conform to the rules of Jewish religion” (Wiki) are you jewish, like Jake?
"Kosher" is also slang
something that is “OK or allowed”
I think that was Ap82’s joke
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
wasn't using it as slang!
just cuz i’m a perv dosen’t mean i don’t try to be a gentlemen here!
MillsFanBoy
never heard that either lol I'm dumb today
but that’s pretty simple to deduce! Cashew nuts are delicious, by the way.
it's genius
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Not to stir a huge debate or anything,
but I find it really puzzling that some religions maintain their bans on certain foods to this date.
i love pork
but i could probably be semi vegetarian if i could still eat indian food with yogurt, or fish, eggs maybe, and i had a personal chef like chris paul
MillsFanBoy
Jewish people tend to feel a strong, tribal connection to their ancestors
Hence the continuation of so many Jewish traditions. Still though, a very low percentage of American Jews follow most (let alone all) of the Jewish dietary restrictions.
One of my Jewish friends didn't even know he was Jewish until another Jew friend of ours told him.
It’s safe to say he doesn’t practice any of the dietary restrictions.
Why?
I’m actually angry that I don’t get what you’re referencing to, I practically live here! It must be the sleep deprivation
I see...
I’ve actually always though that it’s very impressive to keep that level of faith through so much hardship.
I guess I especially had the muslims in mind, since, until today, I didn’t know that the jewish had dietary restrictions.
carnitas and mexican food in general i missed when i went to europe
but the kabov/kebab? guys were similar to going to a taco trucks, shave off giant carcass of meat (lamb?), panfry, add garlic, chili, maybe some lettuce and tomato for good measure, tortilla and bam!
MillsFanBoy

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