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7/30/2009 JUNK JUNK JUNK JUNK JUNK JUNK


My favorite song right now is Love Game by lady gaga. I <3 her. 

Star-divide

The new fanpost editor sucks. Literally the most UN USER friendly thing ever! Of course Markos hates Americans so Im sure he designed the new fanpost format as such just to make me mad!--> Am I REALLY American? 

 

"lets have some fun this beat is sick..." 

 

My mother had a garage sale last weekend. She was selling all her old records , these weird plastic "vinel" (sp?) things that go in a circle on this platform. In the stack she had a SIGNED edition of Off the Wall , Michael Jackson and Thriller , Michael Jackson, with a flippin $5.00 sticker on each.... 

Needless to say she didn't sell them and will probably put them on ebay :D

Junk away Happy 30th 

 

Sophia 

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Greatest Fanpost Ever!!!

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 29, 2009 11:42 PM PDT reply actions  

secret message is that she miss me so she wrote junk 5 times

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 29, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

secret message was that i am waiting for the birthers to validate my superstardome

by demanding my original birth certificate.

Because without, Im neither American OR a FAMOUS BLOGGER

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by BlazerFan1 on Jul 29, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm sounds like a personal problem

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by BlazerFan1 on Jul 30, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

[insert photoshopped pic of BlazerFan1 bald]

Captioned: superstardome?

I would have done it myself, but you’da been creeped out that I just spent 20 minutes tweaking your head at 400% magnification.

by levelhed on Jul 30, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your profile pic is a little too hot for this site

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 29, 2009 11:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Your game is sick

like the beat I want to have fun

……………………

S

The Princess of Blazersedge

Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel

by BlazerFan1 on Jul 29, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think her pics are like mood rings

what does the purple top mean?

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Jul 30, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

where is everyone?

don’t let the Greatest Fanpost Ever be a failure…like Dirty SOcks’ poll

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 29, 2009 11:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

i think the fact that it says “7/30” makes people afraid of Mods and “rules” not want to post until 12:01 PM……………………………………………..

<3

S

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Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel

by BlazerFan1 on Jul 29, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the Almost Famous junk drawer from this evening count as an official JD?

That one only has 36 comments in it.

Jeff Pendergraph will go beast mode all over your face

by chalupa king on Jul 30, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think this is the official one according to bfan1

she’s the Princess of Blazersedge, so i wouldn’t mess with her

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 30, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

With dueling junks now upon us, it looks as if cavejunctionblazer's drawer will fall by the wayside.

Regarding “dueling junks,” that makes me ponder the phrase sword fight. Oddly, however, the Urban Dictionary has a multitude of definitions for it.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 30, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never cross swords!!!!

unless you’re into that kind of thing . . .

Jeff Pendergraph will go beast mode all over your face

by chalupa king on Jul 30, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

AK, do you think Dre smokes the happy cabbage?

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by broyposse on Jul 30, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely.

He plays basketball, right?

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

by Quik_Baller on Jul 30, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh sure,

I come up with a moment of pure genius to an AK comment, and then realize I’m posting in an old JD.

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 30, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

genius!

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 30, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

made me laugh, trying to keep it quiet so people don’t come over to my desk.

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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jul 30, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

replying to AK is generally not very smart

The Princess of Blazersedge

Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel

by BlazerFan1 on Jul 30, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like his old avatar better, I’m not sure if it’s really him…

‘cause I think these’s another ak around.

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 30, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

The Princess of Blazersedge

Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel

by BlazerFan1 on Jul 30, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, you seem both quick-witted and thick-skinned enough to handle my bravado.

At any rate, I’m glad you used the qualifier “generally” there; that’s because it’s sometimes “smart” to reply to my comments. Heck, I’m not always a high-strung, confrontational mule.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

are mules confrontational?

really wondering

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by broyposse on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

or hanging up posters of Jeff Foster in your room....

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by broyposse on Jul 30, 2009 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've got no idea.

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You decide for me.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 30, 2009 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

kinda looks like her

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

i just saw that carls jr commercial

with audrina in a bikini. i don’t even watch the hills, but audrina > LC

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 2:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kristin Cavallari > 'em both.

I just detest guidettes, though.

Ah, that’s why Sophia hates me.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 30, 2009 2:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

i dont hate any1

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by BlazerFan1 on Jul 30, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe....

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

by Quik_Baller on Jul 30, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

should we compile a list?

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just got called out hard LOL

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by BlazerFan1 on Jul 30, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC for Eiffel tower reference

there’s a failblog entry regarding the Eiffel Tower. I can’t paste it on Bedge, though. But look it up. It’s called texting fail or something like that

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had to laugh at the comeback.

“That is entirely not the answer to the question I asked, but thank you.”

The “but thank you” part made me laugh.

There’s also a demotivational poster regarding the Eiffel Tower, which can be found somewhere out there on the Internet.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

classic quotes

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 30, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

whoa
banana-eating jungle monkey

That Harvard professor has some crazy hobbies.

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

by Quik_Baller on Jul 30, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

this email is so unintentionally funny
you (the paper) state that “he (gates) is a famous expert on race” Expert why and says who? What has he done for me and my family?

he has to look up the definition of “expert” in a field (thankfully the guy is apparently a former English teacher)

by medmelon on Jul 30, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's the dumbest thing

I’m cool with folks being racist, they just need to be smart enough to keep it to themselves. My sister is racist as all get out and even she’s not dumb enough to put her thoughts in writing and send them to a newspaper. I’ve never heard of a cop who wanted to talk to the press and that one sent them an unsolicited e-mail. There are multiple levels of stupidity with that guy.

by tominhawaii on Jul 30, 2009 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, not only to the press but also to

“members of his unit and select officers of the Boston police”. It’s not so much as stupid, as a total mental breakdown, cause most of the mail just does not make any sense at all.

by medmelon on Jul 30, 2009 3:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes! No wonder the guy

is an EX English teacher if he spells “ask”, “ax”. How funny.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jul 30, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

poker face>love game

uh… I mean…. who’s Lady Gaga? Never heard of her.

carry on.

by jksnake99 on Jul 30, 2009 12:13 AM PDT reply actions  

She has some interesting outfits lol

Don’t care for her music.

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by Dheepan on Jul 30, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha

will I get banned if I start Rec'n every comment?

by In Walks Rudy on Jul 30, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

tropical heat wave

just watched grumpy old men so I could watch the snow and pretend it was cold outside. now I have that song stuck in my head. were having a heat wave a tropical heat wave

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..

by farmboy on Jul 30, 2009 12:14 AM PDT reply actions  

couple of days ago

I was surfing channels and came across a weather forecast (sky news or something like that I think) for portland that said FORTY deg celsius. Daaaaang. What is going on over there?

by medmelon on Jul 30, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

celsius

?

Yeah I dont know, global warming?

Can I just blame George Bush?

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by BlazerFan1 on Jul 30, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

global warming is All gore propaganda

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..

by farmboy on Jul 30, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

so blame the dems/heathen libruls then?

got cha wink wink
s

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Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel

by BlazerFan1 on Jul 30, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

you used dems wrong in that sentence we only use for things not people or heathens. example “dems spuds need diggen” you should of used thems.“thems bible thumpers are at the door again,get the scatter gun”

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..

by farmboy on Jul 30, 2009 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

blame prez

40ºC more or less is 100ºF right?
I just thought Portland was way cooler, didn’t expect crazy melting summers

by medmelon on Jul 30, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep...you are right...

Celsius makes more sense than fahrenheit

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 30, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

we have seem to have a heat wave like this evry 15 years or so

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..

by farmboy on Jul 30, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

every 15 years

we set the record for high and the highest low ever? i will make sure to be somewhere else in 15 years

fire nate before its too late

by pipgras on Jul 30, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn't happen very often

but when it does, we suffer. Like with the snow last winter – that was ridiculous, too. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 30, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re kidding, was she the one that obtained the signature?

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 30, 2009 12:21 AM PDT reply actions  

i believe so

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by BlazerFan1 on Jul 30, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well if it’s not sentimental to her, now might be the right time to sell.

But I wouldn’t wait to long, get the bidding up while the crowd is still frenzied.

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 30, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats pretty much what i said

“while demand is high”

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by BlazerFan1 on Jul 30, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, let us know if you make a killing.

It’d be interesting to know what something like that goes for.

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 30, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh trust me

lol

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Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Casey Dillon Stengel

by BlazerFan1 on Jul 30, 2009 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Geez this is where everyone is at

too many JD’s

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

The late, great, The Roybot once said, "Never let success get to your head, never let failure get to your heart."

by Dirty Socks on Jul 30, 2009 12:31 AM PDT reply actions  

hey im off 2 bed :)

<3

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by BlazerFan1 on Jul 30, 2009 12:34 AM PDT reply actions  

night lub

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 30, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

good night

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..

by farmboy on Jul 30, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just read that as 2nd bed

and thought that it was supposed to be something like second breakfast and got all confused. Maybe that means I should go to bed too. It is already about an hour later than I usually go to sleep.

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by chalupa king on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

anybody

watching ocho cinco show?? http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-ocho-cinco-show#utm_campaign=twitter.com&utm_source=1063658&utm_medium=social

by elconquistador on Jul 30, 2009 12:37 AM PDT reply actions  

is it like the Starbury show?

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by Dirty Socks on Jul 30, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just added an authentic Rudy away jersey autograph to my collection

Now I have Greg’s all star jersey autograph, Trout Ball, B Roy Ball, and now Rudy Jersey. Next is LMA and Batum.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 12:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I got me an autographed batum jersey

<3 <3 <3 it

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by Dirty Socks on Jul 30, 2009 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lady gaga

She isn’t incredibly good looking nor does she write meaningful lyrics, but something about her I just like. Her music is so repetitive and annoying that it grows on me like Avril Lavigne. My latest anthem is Poker Face.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 12:58 AM PDT reply actions  

sounds like an imbecile

Let’s face it: Mainstream American culture is infantile and imbecilic.

And the planet is dying because of our selfishness and greed.

My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable, superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.

-Albert Einstein

The journey of a thousand miles begins beneath one's feet.

-Lao Tzu

by MT Suit on Jul 30, 2009 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

what about countries

who try to emulate our culture? i do realize that pop culture in this country is pretty juvenile, and i normally hate a lot of pop music (jonas bros, miley, etc), but for some reason Lady Gaga is so weird that I like it.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

for miley maybe

but i’ve seen a ton of women in their 20s get excited for the jonas brothers.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I guess I just try to pretend those people don't exist

I hope Boy Bands don’t make a full blown comeback. I’m not sure I could live through it as a person with a fully developed mind.

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by Dheepan on Jul 30, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've overheard some cougars talking not long ago

talk about the dirty things they would teach/do to joe jonas when i was at trader joes.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just puked a little bit

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

by Quik_Baller on Jul 30, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

these cougars are a wild bunch

they definitely need to be tamed.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like you are

applying for the job

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

bring your whip and chair

it could get funky. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 30, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am going to have to flag

this for decency

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her popularity stems from the fact that

she wears no pants. Ever. Too bad everything from the neck up makes me shudder like Hank Hill at the DNC.

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A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT

by GustyJ on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

She has a pretty ridiculous body

I will give her that. Face is so-so. She looks better with darker hair than the current platinum blonde.

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by Dheepan on Jul 30, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's how I feel

Strong noses turn me on though.

by tominhawaii on Jul 30, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Celine Dion might give her a run for her money

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A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT

by GustyJ on Jul 30, 2009 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know....

each has a special, uniquel way of making my skin crawl…….

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Jul 30, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

paris hilton is worse

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's using the term "singer" pretty loosely

A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT

by GustyJ on Jul 30, 2009 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

So did Leonard Nimoy

How could anyone forget this?

A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT

by GustyJ on Jul 30, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I’ve never seen that haha.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lady GaGa is just weird.

She’s not annoying she’s just a freak.

by Roybot on Jul 30, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Really?

I’m not sure I would say freak. She just makes me laugh.

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by Dheepan on Jul 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO’S YOUR FACE!

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by The Arkitect on Jul 30, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I see still to be released this year

Kanye west album
The Game album
Lupe Fiasco album
Snoop Dogg album
Young Jeezy album

Cant wait!

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by Dirty Socks on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM PDT reply actions  

That's a lot of junk

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 30, 2009 1:35 AM PDT reply actions  

The simple pro tools recording stuff

Works just fine and if the players need 1000’s and 1000’s of $’s of studio massage to make a disk that they cant reprouce live then they are likely wannabes but if they can get a face book page and sell it more power to them

by southern oregon on Jul 30, 2009 1:45 AM PDT reply actions  

I have one but can't play it

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"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Jul 30, 2009 5:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

DO NOT TRY!

Will break your teeth. There is only one kind of Jaw Harp I’ve ever found that is worth a darn … and this ain’t it.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
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by Y5k on Jul 30, 2009 5:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

i was gonna say, that's a jew's harp, Tom! Jews!

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sword >>>>>>>>>>>> Gravity hammer

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's not THAT much better

have you ever gravity hammered a warthog off a cliff with 3 people on board? Oh man!

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is such a legitimate point

one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen in Halo was exactly that on Rat’s Nest. These bastardos on the other team were laying waste to us just circling the outer track and gunning down the idiots who kept trying to take them on with assault rifles and frag grenades. My buddy crouched down behind the boxes adjacent to either side of the main hangar with the gravity hammer, timed his pounce like a trap-door spider, and gravity-hammered the warthog off the cliff. We watched the slo-mo replay after the game and high-fived a whole lot.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

So, when is the best time to do a fanpost?

I’ve put some work in and I don’t want it to be covered in an avalanche of stuff about Andre Miller and contest entries

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 30, 2009 1:47 AM PDT reply actions  

that's what I was thinking

I just wanted some outside opinions

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 30, 2009 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have to go to town sometime this week

If it wornt so dammn hot when would be a good time to shoot around at the all sports park?

by southern oregon on Jul 30, 2009 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

guys usually show up at about 7pm

it can be hit or miss

sunday is usually pretty good though. We played for 3 hours last sunday

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 30, 2009 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't gone since then because it's been so hot

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 30, 2009 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I usually try to post after the junk drawer and other posts near the limit are rec'ed into the fanposts, so yours can stay up a bit longer.

But it’s hard to time since you never know what others are writing. Your guess is as good as mine. Maybe this morning or Friday morning.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

good point about doing it after the day's junk drawer

I hope people will want to read it and I’m not just being an arrogant, attention hogging bastard.

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 30, 2009 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Berni Rodriguez (SG) not fit for the EuroBasket after a playoff ankle injury

Spain has invited DKV Joventut’s Carlos Suarez and Estudiantes’ Antonio Bueno to train with the squad, in addition to Real Madrid’s Sergio Llull (who is a natural PG, but tall enough to play SG), and it seems likely that one of those trio could be called upon to replace Rodriguez.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 2:52 AM PDT reply actions  

also saul blanco

i reckon it’ll be between him and carlos suarez (Estudiantes). Can’t wait for the friendlies to start.

by medmelon on Jul 30, 2009 4:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch. Nellie really never liked the other 'nelli if he trades him for a washed up vet
The Golden State Warriors have agreed to trade Marco Belinelli to Toronto for Devean George, league sources tell Y! Sports.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 2:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Soon Toronto will bring out an All-Euro lineup of Calderon/Ukic, Belinelli, Mensah-Bonsu, Bargnani, Nesterovic.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

is England considered

part of Europe?

I guess you would know

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

are they part of the EU?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

How much truth is there to the statement

“Turkey isn’t an member of the EU because Europe is uncomfortable with its size and Muslim identity”?

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Quite a bit. As said below, economically it’s also a huge task no one is willing to pay for in the current situation. And strategically/geopolitically Turkey borders on some states the EU wants nothing to do with, since it would have to help defend those borders. And historically/politically Turkey poses problems due to its relationships with Greece (Cyprus) and Armenia.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's like a semester's worth of my "Introduction to the European Union" class

rolled into one cogent comment. Nice.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Turkey no. And a number of countries are firmly against it, especially when conservative governments are in power.

And Turkey apart from the big cities is still a very agrarian state, so it would take a while for them to develop the whole country. That’s not something the rich EU countries want to pay for at the moment.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

so the

EU is like the Spurs?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't even catch he was sent to Toronto

I saw George and I instantly thought it was Dallas!

That will be the least athletic team in the world.

Oh, they got DeRozan…

by Mortimer on Jul 30, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dallas got Humphries, Buckner (from Memphis, trade chip as a mostly unguaranteed deal until sometime later this year), and Jawai (project) from Toronto in addition to Marion paid at a fair price. For George and Wright and cash. I can’t figure out why Simmons doesn’t like that deal.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

how does

, I am assuming Brendan Wright, figure into that deal. From my reading of the above it appears he goes to GSW, but he has always been there.

Confused

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

that makes sense

thanks

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

It will be interesting to see how Derozan fairs

as Hollinger basically rated that dude as turderific so he will either really help change his college rating system for the better or make Hollinger feel like a genius.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

His high school stats were good, so maybe he just wasn’t focused last year. Or he is the next Gerald Green.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was he a one n' done?

If so, I think it’s hard to judge ’em one way or another.

Didn’t Batum rank horrible on his Euro to NBA rankings, and Rudy did well? He was right and wrong there all at the same time.

by Mortimer on Jul 30, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

he is a one and done

but that is the flaw as hollinger does not have a lot of one and done data so each data point he gets will sharpen his model.

I believe Batum did not rate well with his system, but I will give that more of a break since Batum did play in one of the purportedly weaker leagues, so I imagine that lack of uniformity between euroleagues combined with the fact relatively few players come to the NBA, lack of data, make it a hard league to model

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I vote for turderific

Derozan has the dreaded “athletic swingman with all the potential in the world if he can just put it all together!” tag. For every Rudy Gay that puts it all together, I feel like there are ten Antoine Wrights who don’t.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

he was blowing GMs

away during summer league with his poise and decision making.

He will be interesting to watch next year.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mortimer, we belong together, and you that I'm right.

Why do you play with my heart? Why do you play with my mind?
.

by tominhawaii on Jul 30, 2009 3:04 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I'm not morty but

I <3 Boyz II Men

Jeff Pendergraph will go beast mode all over your face

by chalupa king on Jul 30, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Be Wanya, be Wanya!

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on Jul 30, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

send me a plane ticket

and I’ll be there

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish

My dang friend with nut cancer just hit us up for a chemo fundraister in Eugene. I would have rather spend the money on airfare to go to a funeral.

Nah, I’m just playing.

by tominhawaii on Jul 30, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

no you're not. you tried to save face, but it didn't work.

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I'm kidding, he's my best mate

His cancer party is on the day I’m going to a wedding in Portland and I know he’s going to play the cancer card and make my time in Oregon a pain in the butt.

by tominhawaii on Jul 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn't you?

I don’t know if I’d tell anyone I had cancer. Seems like it would be more fun to just die out of nowhere and shock everybody.

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm pretty sure liberals have never been accused of trying to not give health care to people.

Haven’t you heard? Obama wants a socialist society with free health care for everybody at tax payer expense?

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ad hominem! I am not late or short!

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you do get a group together

You guys need to sing all their songs acapella.

Jeff Pendergraph will go beast mode all over your face

by chalupa king on Jul 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forget Petteri Koponen, here comes the Finish Michael Jordan, wearing No. 23, Hans von Blumenstock
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/7/30/968865/forget-petteri-here-comes-the

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 3:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Don't know if that was discussed already (doubt it) and if it's interesting (hopefully to a few people), but a lot of internal plans from Twitter were published about 2 weeks ago and made huge waves.

http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/07/16/twitters-internal-strategy-laid-bare-to-be-the-pulse-of-the-planet/

For a young hot company that is potentially a disaster. The documents contain a lot of juicy information, and got in the hands of someone who isn’t really a news organization but more a tech news and gossip site. Instead of publishing just the gist of it (such as the publicly relevant information such as how the company intends to ever make a profit which is a question a lot of people have) and verifying if it was maybe even fake, he decided to take the huge scoop and publish excerpts from original meeting notes.

  • Grandiose dreams (first to 1 billion users, “pulse of the planet”)
  • Roadmaps until the end of the year (“next gen search” “tweet ranks”
  • How to deal with celebrities like Oprah and P Diddy (“Diddy not so strategic” “Diddy values his contributions higher than we do” And a lot more like that)
  • Future revenue model (verified accounts, search/sponsored tweet ads, sponsored “who to follow” tweets, etc.)
  • Dealings with Microsoft “Secret project with the X-Box”
  • Dealings with Google’s Marissa Mayer: “Huge Distraction” "We give her a constrained version of growth." “Can we do to google what google has done to others?” Ouch! Huge jump into doggie pooh. Marissa is top 5 at Google, and pissing her and potentially Google off is a bad idea for any new Internet business.
  • Defensive strategy against Facebook. Ouch again.
  • Financials (“can we make $4 million by the end of the year”, “we need to make $68 million by the end of next year”, “1$ per user per year”, user and employee growth plans)
  • Potential acquisition targets and how Twitter sees them
  • And so on

Wow. I feel a bit dirty just reading all that. I have seen a lot of internal documents in my career, and will see a lot more. Much of that of course is not intended to ever become public, and of course internally if you have a candid communications culture you don’t always sugarcoat dealings with external parties – assuming they never will know about it.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 3:47 AM PDT reply actions  

yeah, i've followed how techcrunch managed the "situation"

After going through the documents, I don’t think it’s such a disaster for Twitter like some have labeled, I mean, there’s some embarrassing stuff like you mention, but the rest of it it’s internal strategy more or less expected for twitter (mainly the revenue model). All in all, it makes for a great reading (i liked the part on employee happiness, how “people don’t leave jobs, they leave managers”. It would be interesting to know what material has not been made public from what was sent to techcrunch.

BTW, I found also very interesting the rundown on how the hacker managed to enter twitter’s servers and docs. Link

by medmelon on Jul 30, 2009 4:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think they can survive just because their idea is so popular and addictive and most people won’t care about a few ads and a recommended follow every once in a while (I get ads on Tweetie that are unobtrusive). What I e.g. didn’t see covered a lot in the documents are their scaling issues, which was one of the hot concerns. But I still assume their founders were furious, and especially their venture capital guys. And it’s a small community, so not sure if Techcrunch gave themselves a favor, and that’s what could hamper their relationships with Facebook and Google.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 5:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember williams and stone pretty pissed about what

techcrunch showed. Anyway Arrington loves the attention, especially when he’s month and a half away from his big techcrunch50 convention.

by medmelon on Jul 30, 2009 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm new (or let's pretend I am)

What’s a “junk drawer?” Is that some manner of ribald reference to having too much “junk” in your “drawers?” Do we gotta? Is it (whatever “it” is or the definition of “is” is) a rite of passage, like having too much “junk” in your “trunk”??!!?!??!11111

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by OhOhOden on Jul 30, 2009 4:05 AM PDT reply actions  

This is a new idea…a daily fanpost where you can put all of your thoughts that maybe don’t require full fanposts of their own but still would make interesting discussion. As long as the general site civility rules are followed I see no pressing need to keep comments here strictly on-topic either. It’s called the “Junk Drawer” after all. That means you can get a little wacky.

We’ll see how it goes. If we get enough comments and if this allows more fanposts to stay on the front page longer we’ll keep it up.

—Dave

http://www.blazersedge.com/2008/7/1/562299/the-junk-drawer-july-1st-2

by tominhawaii on Jul 30, 2009 4:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was an interesting read seeing the old junk verses the new.

funny how some were almost apologetic to post a junk comment.

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 30, 2009 4:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like I called it too regarding Sergio
There is no rush to get rid of him because he’s cheap and who wants him?

I was off on the date Sergio would be traded though.

http://www.blazersedge.com/2008/7/1/562299/the-junk-drawer-july-1st-2#7098760

by tominhawaii on Jul 30, 2009 4:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

You called it, there’s a few interesting comments in that thread.

Was the font all super-sized back then, or is my computer just wigged out a little by that old post.

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 30, 2009 5:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm…I tried again, I get this 20+ size font, everything is humongous.

I think it’s funny Dave posted that one, but didn’t you or blazerfan1 actually post the very 1st one?

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 30, 2009 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe you have the zoom feature in your browser

activated for that page, firefox saves the zoom settings

by medmelon on Jul 30, 2009 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Weird, all of my other tabs are now gigantic. I must of done something.

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 30, 2009 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

woke up today with large font, ctrl + scroll worked

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 30, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

But the theory is that it was started because that two of us went off topic so much. I think it was because of Sophia, I hardly ever went off topic.

by tominhawaii on Jul 30, 2009 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, it couldn’t be you going OT.

I’d bet my left cajone on that one, and raise you 10 puppy poopies, and a can of play dough.

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 30, 2009 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just flew in from Japan 20 hours ago

After spending a week there, and came home to 107 degree weather. My upstairs is still in the 90s, and my clock is still on Tokyo time, where it would be the middle of the day. Sleep is not coming. Tomorrow (today, in 3 hours) at work is going to be tough.

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by Clevelander among roses on Jul 30, 2009 4:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Word up Portland.

Totally jet lagged. Been tossing and turning all night.
Stupid15 hour time change.
Might bike down to Sellwood later and enjoy a cup.

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by Y5k on Jul 30, 2009 5:33 AM PDT reply actions  

welcome back jack!

hopefully you didn’t leave any babies….

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 30, 2009 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the Simmons - Bucher - Stein podcast (iTunes, or over Simmons ESPN page)

Have been listening to it on my commute. Pretty entertaining, although of course they throw up all kinds of baseless assumptions. They have a discussing about David Lee and what his value would be to a championship team that is interesting. Simmons continues to underrate the Mavs. I was surprised how much all three bag on the Artest deal for the Lakers, I like Ariza but he isn’t exactly the most efficient player in the league either. In three years that’s Nic’s floor (he already blocks more, has a better three point shot and more three attempts, and turns it over less). I can agree with the Spurs being up for contention again. Stein and Bucher both briefly mention the Blazers as long shots for a championship, but they don’t go into details. Also it gets mentioned that the Blazers “don’t take on long big contracts”. Mhm interesting observation, maybe Allen isn’t trying to outspend his peers anymore? And Simmons has one of his weird trade ideas that the Blazers could have landed Billups for RLEC and Bayless later in the year if the Pistons hadn’t made the AI deal.

It was also funny that they all gushed about Kevin Durant and how well Harden fits into that roster and that they are building for the long term and ideally they would have gotten Rubio and Simmons wants to put Lee on there. And at the end no one mentions them when it comes to the playoffs/championships.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 5:49 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm about 3/4 through the first half

Been busy at work, one of the dudes said the new NBA only plans 1 year out and Simmons mentioned that only OKC and Portland seem to be planning for the future.

by tominhawaii on Jul 30, 2009 5:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

You knew it was coming when the WNBA did it. Via Slam Online.
Cash-Strapped NBA to Sell Ads on Jerseys

You knew this day was coming, sooner than later: "Beginning this season the NBA will let teams sell ads on their practice jerseys, says deputy commissioner Adam Silver, who adds the league is continuing to explore the issue of ads on game jerseys. ‘We are operating a diverse business all around the world,’ Silver says. ‘(The sponsored game jersey) is a well-established practice in other countries. Ultimately, I think our fans will come to accept it

.’

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 7:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Boo.

Bad call.

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

by Quik_Baller on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s inevitably coming. I don’t have the time today to make a FanPost about it, maybe someone else will. But in Europe it started 30 years ago, and today every major sport has at least one sponsor logo on their jerseys. In fact, if you don’t, you are not an important sport. I was always surprised that the through and through commercialized US leagues (SW Airlines Dunk of the Day, Marines Teamplay, T-Mobile Halftime Report, Quicken Loans Arena, etc. etc.) didn’t adopt it a long time ago.

Even in the UK where soccer fans are proud of their team traditions they have no qualms running around with jerseys advertising for Emirates (Dubai), Samsung (Korea), AIG (USA), etc. In Germany T-Mobile is having teams run around in pink jerseys. Austria, Italy and Spain is even worse for some clubs, with sponsors sponsoring the team name. Some people will resist it, but the grand total of people will still buy a Roy jersey if Nike or Adidas or Wells Fargo or Microsoft is advertising on it. Expect it regulated in the next CBA as an additional source of revenue split among players and teams. Maybe it can cover health insurance for the players, then they will agree to it.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I don't have a problem with it

European soccer and basketball jerseys still look cool despite the advertising on them.

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fail

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

by Quik_Baller on Jul 30, 2009 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah man that's my steeze!

I rock the neon-pink T-Mobile ish all the time and the honeys love it.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Real men where pink!

Except me. Pink does not look good on me with all of my dark features

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

by Quik_Baller on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

My biggest question is how large are the ads going to be

Are they going to take the prominent position of the team name or are they going to be relegated to a small patch on the jersey similar to the patch that gets put on the jersey for the Finals?

by tingeyga on Jul 30, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

practice jerseys? that's bizarre.

game jerseys I could understand. its going to happen at some point.

by jksnake99 on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this real?

I’m pretty sure I saw ads on practice jerseys during workouts.

Boom -- NBA Live

by tominhawaii on Jul 30, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's been two hours since anyone posted anything new.

So here. Emails from crazy people. Though it may not be new to some of you, It’s been out for two weeks already.

μὴ φοβοῦ, μόνον πίστευε.

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by T Darkstar on Jul 30, 2009 7:54 AM PDT reply actions  

What does your signature say?

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thought it looked familiar

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade

right?

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

by Quik_Baller on Jul 30, 2009 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

That MUST be it

excellent deduction, sir.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those greeks

vomitoriums AND amazing linguistic efficiency AND they swung both ways and it was cool.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

:p

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by T Darkstar on Jul 30, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's Ancient Greek.

In English, it would be, “Do not fear, only trust.” Though it could also be translated “Don’t be afraid, just believe.” Roughly the same I guess, but I like the first translation’s nuances better.

μὴ φοβοῦ, μόνον πίστευε.

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by T Darkstar on Jul 30, 2009 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I was working on:

I think it says something like “fear not, only believe”… I’m not sure… the second part i’m pretty sure is only or just believe. The second word, of the first clause phobous becomes phobia, I think. I’m trying to verify if the last word translates to “belief” and not “knowledge”…. pistene i think is the root to epistemology—the study of knowledge… who knows….?

I can’t remember what the first article was, I sort of assumed it was negating…

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 30, 2009 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

To break it down:

μὴ, no/not, used with non indicative verbs.
φοβοῦ, root φοβεω, meaning to fear, 2nd person singular middle/passive imperative (making don’t be afraid the more accurate translation.)
μόνον, Accusative form on μόνος, meaning only, alone
πίστευε, root πίστευω, meaning to trust, believe, have faith, 2nd person singular active imperative.

/end language geek stuff

μὴ φοβοῦ, μόνον πίστευε.

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by T Darkstar on Jul 30, 2009 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like it. I haven’t study greek in a long time, and it was in a galaxy far away. I was trying to launch perseus project so I could get all the forms, but it was slow per the usual…

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 30, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perseus is so painfully slow that I find it easier to my books of of the shelf.

Of course, if you don’t have books anymore, that would make it very difficult.

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by T Darkstar on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I left all books pointing to an education with my folks. I used perseus project last year though, to verify something I was thinking about—Cybernetics and its roots. Every dictionary will tell you it has a fairly modern origin, but I believe it comes from the Odyssey. So I pulled up perseus project, looked for the root, and it’s occurrences in Odyssey. it showed me exactly where it was—granted it took like 15 minutes to perform the search.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 30, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

How would

“in Kevin Pritchard” look in ancient Greek if you added it in there? Give it a whirl.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

There's no "v" in Ancient Greek.

The upsilon (υ) eventually turned into a “v” in English when preceded by an epsilon (ε). Or a “y” in other places. Likewise, the ch isn’t available, but the chi (χ) eventually became that in English. So transliterated, we would see Keuin Pritxard. Yet, in Greek, the Proper nouns need a mascilune ending so add an -ος to both names. So in Greek, his name would be roughly transliterated as Κευινος Πριτχαρδος.

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by T Darkstar on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sweet

do you speak Greek too or just read/write it?

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just read/write.

No one speaks Ancient Greek anymore. Modern Greek is far more simplified, but I have no ear for it, and words have different meanings now than then. Think of it as trying to read Shakespeare. That’s tough unless you have experience reading 16th century English. That was less than 500 years ago. Now imagine how hard it would be to understand if 2500 years passed. That kind of gives you an idea of how different they are.

Reading/writing doesn’t take as much to get good at as actually speaking does. Not that it’s easy, but I have more respect for people who can speak multiple languages than people (like me) who can only read them.

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by T Darkstar on Jul 30, 2009 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

so for a native speaker of Greek

would ancient and modern Greek be mutually unintelligible? As native English speakers, we could definitely have a conversation with the English-speakers of Shakespeare’s era even if some things would get lost in the static.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some things would get through.

Some nouns and verbs don’t lose their meaning. But it would take a lot of work to understand. I’ll give another English example from Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales (14th century):

With hym ther was his sone, a yong SQUIER,
A lovyere and a lusty bacheler;
With lokkes crulle, as they were leyd in presse.
Of twenty yeer of age he was, I gesse.
Of his stature he was of evene lengthe,
And wonderly delyvere, and of greet strengthe.
And he hadde been somtyme in chyvachie
In Flaundres, in Artoys, and Pycardie,
And born hym weel, as of so litel space,
In hope to stonden in his lady grace.
Embrouded was he, as it were a meede,
Al ful of fresshe floures, whyte and reede;
Syngynge he was, or floytynge, al the day,
He was as fressh as is the monthe of May.
Short was his gowne, with sleves longe and wyde.
Wel koude he sitte on hors, and faire ryde.
He koude songes make, and wel endite,
Juste, and eek daunce, and weel purtreye and write.
So hoote he lovede, that by nyghtertale
He slepte namoore than dooth a nyghtyngale.
Curteis he was, lowely, and servysable,
And carf biforn his fader at the table..

It’s readable. Kind of. But it takes a lot of work, and not everything makes sense. Same with Modern Greeks reading Ancient Greek, only magnified.

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by T Darkstar on Jul 30, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeesh

drives home quite clearly just how much the English language has evolved in the last six hundred years. “And carf biforn his fader at the table” indeed! It’s interesting to see here how “i” was in usage but hadn’t replaced “y” in many of the words we still use today. I wonder how the "y"s vanished over time.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

And that's Middle English.

Old English is nigh unintelligible. The first ten lines of Beowulf:

Hwæt! We Gardena in geardagum,
þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.
Oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,
monegum mægþum, meodosetla ofteah,
egsode eorlas. Syððan ærest wearð
feasceaft funden, he þæs frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum, weorðmyndum þah,
oðþæt him æghwylc þara ymbsittendra

I’ve got no idea what that is.

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by T Darkstar on Jul 30, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

AH!

AP English flashback! twitch twitch

by pxilpooshr on Jul 30, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you had asked me

what that language was, English wouldn’t even have cracked my top ten guesses. Sounds like a Legolas incantation or something. Do you know if Tolkein based his elf-speak on old English?

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would guess a lot of Welsh

what with the double ll’s and whatnot.

by pxilpooshr on Jul 30, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

According to everyone's favorite internet resource:

Wikipedia:

Parallel to Tolkien’s professional work as a philologist, and sometimes overshadowing this work, to the effect that his academic output remained rather thin, was his affection for the construction of artificial languages. The best developed of these are Quenya and Sindarin, the etymological connection between which formed the core of much of Tolkien’s legendarium. Language and grammar for Tolkien was a matter of aesthetics and euphony, and Quenya in particular was designed from “phonaesthetic” considerations; it was intended as an “Elvenlatin”, and was phonologically based on Latin, with ingredients from Finnish, Welsh, English, and Greek. A notable addition came in late 1945 with Adûnaic or Númenórean, a language of a “faintly Semitic flavour”

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by T Darkstar on Jul 30, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

if nightbluefruit makes an appearance and reads this, she’ll drop some middle english mind gernades on us.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 30, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love the website BTW

forwarding it to my friends.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

the “pets in the apartment” exchange is hilarious

by medmelon on Jul 30, 2009 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

After a few hours into work I just want to be fired so i can collect unemployment.

I just want to be fired so i can collect unemployment. Has anyone else ever felt this way?

by GBear on Jul 30, 2009 8:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes. Especially when I don't sleep well through the night from my house being too hot.

I want to go home and still be paid.

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by Quik_Baller on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only every single day

and then I remember that I’m an intern and I don’t get unemployment insurance and the most use I’m getting out of my two degrees are that they form a little paper blanket to keep me warm at night because I can’t afford anything better.

And then I junk so it’s all okay!

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least its quite warm

So you can keep your two degrees on the wall for the time being!

by GBear on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I were in Portland :-(

Even though y’all are melty Alex Mack-y puddles right now.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I haven’t thought of the secret world of alex mack in ages. I loved that show (though I never admitted to it while it was on the air for some reason)

by GBear on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if she's a hottie now

She had all the makings of one. I’ll be back with a picture in a minute.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

She’s pretty. But my childhood lust for sexy 15-year-old Alex Mack has dimmed. :-(

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

agreed but my undying love

for kelly kapowski has not waned.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Intern for who/what?

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

by Quik_Baller on Jul 30, 2009 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

A DC think tank

I’m done next Friday and head back to Boston…where I will likely work odd jobs and struggle to pay the rent for a few months until I can find something permanent.

This job market is hilariously bad for new grads. All the people with 2-4 years of experience are getting purged, and they’re coming in and taking the entry level jobs after they get laid off. Then people like me can’t get anything.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone listed to Rick Emerson?

This morning they did a story on the director from Michael Jackson’s Pepsi commercial saved a lock of his singed hair. He is now working with LifeGem to turn it into diamonds. WTZ is that?

by Name's Ash on Jul 30, 2009 8:26 AM PDT reply actions  

sure

where are the pics from bedgeball? Did you fanshot them? did TiR shatter your iphone with his good looks? I heard he showed up; not cool.

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by appel82 on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

That guy...

I don’t understand how somebody can get their jollies from being a creepy internet impersonator and keeps coming back to the same website despite being banned six times. That’s weird, weird behavior.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does Swift even have a team?

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

by Quik_Baller on Jul 30, 2009 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's on my payroll

He gets a box of charleston chews and laffy taffy once a week

by GBear on Jul 30, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

played for the Cs

during summer league, but I havent heard if he has been signed yet

he can easily play the same roll as an aging adonal foyle so he should probably stick somewhere.

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking news from NYT.com

David Ortiz tested positive for PEDs in 2003.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Of course he did. Practically every slugger is testing positive.

When does Pujols get caught? 2010?

I think Ryan Howard is the only slugger that didn’t use them… he’s just a monster.

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

by Quik_Baller on Jul 30, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Frank Thomas was pretty outspoken about not taking them—He’s a huge guy; and most of his power came mid-90’s…

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 30, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Howard and Thomas were built like football players.

I don’t think they’ve done PEDs. Those two, and Griffey. That’s about the only sluggers I’d consider not using them.

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

by Quik_Baller on Jul 30, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Pujols is clean

But I couldn’t be happier that the heart of the Red Sox batting order — Manny and Ortiz both — was cheating in 2003. Boston fans are the most annoying breed of fan in existence.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

She has been waived by Ben and Dave to free up cap space.

She hasn’t been in here in awhile tho.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

if i remember correctly she is in Boston

for the summer doing dancing stuff. I’m sure she’ll make a return at some point. then we can all tell her what BoB said and watch the fireworks. haha. j/k. i wouldn’t incite such an incident. I’m more of a stand back and watch with glee kind of guy.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I would get warned getting into an argument with her if she's a BSF

they are horrible. They know virtually nothing about teams outside of their own and are the worst bandwagon fans in existence, and yet they walk around chest-thumping talking about how great ___________ team is. Didn’t see you sporting that Celtics jersey and woofing about Boston tradition two years ago when you had the worst team in the NBA, homeboy.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think they're better than NYY fans though.

Yankee fans are like L*ker fans. Boston fans are a little better, but ever since they won the WS in 2004, they’ve gotten more and more insufferable and are pretty much almost identical to NYY fans at this point.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can assume over half the league dabbled in PEDs from 1999-2004

Ryan Howard? I wouldn’t be surprised by him.

The only sluggers that I would be shocked by at this point are Frank Thomas, Ken Griffey Jr, and Albert Pujols.

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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've seen it mentioned before

WHY would everyone be shocked by Pujols using?

I know nothing about any of this stuff these days, but he looks like he might to me. But that doesn’t mean anything, I just don’t know enough about him to know one way or another.

by Mortimer on Jul 30, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm kind of curious about that as well.

You just look at him, and he’s Mark McGuire with a better swing (he hits >.300, as opposed to that .220 crap McGuire put up).

Just because he’s been a consistent power threat since he entered the league doesn’t mean that he didn’t start using PEDs before making the show.

Look at the list of sluggers that tested positive for PEDs. Look at their build. Pujols matches it perfectly.

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

by Quik_Baller on Jul 30, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

how much off season testing is there in baseball?

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, so under that assumption every top-tier hitter has used PEDs then

Pujols is the best player in baseball, him getting caught might not be a huge shock, but it would really, really suck.

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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would suck.

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

by Quik_Baller on Jul 30, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, a lot of sluggers and pitchers. I have no idea if that equals it out or if the offense or defense had more to gain from it. But the whole league was infested with PEDs. Sad fact of life/the sport. They can discuss if they want to keep the records like they did in track and field (except if the athlete was caught in that race), or mark the whole era with an asterisk, or whatever. It probably would be the best to publish the whole list in the offseason and move on.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've seen more big-name hitters than pitchers.

Clemens and Pettite were caught, but that’s all of the big names that I can think of. And (w/out looking at stats) I don’t think their numbers became unreasonable. It returned them to a younger form, without the wear and tear.

But power hitter’s numbers became record setting with PEDs when they were supposed to be old and declining.

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

by Quik_Baller on Jul 30, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

the lack of pitchers revealed

has been more surprising than what hitters have. After Clemens, I kind of wonder if they just decided to call it quits on the pitchers or something. But there are some guys that make me wonder and one of them is Pedro Martinez. Any guy with great stuff that had several consecutive years of success (I’m not talking about the Greg Maddux and Jamie Moyer type location pitchers) you kind of have to wonder, especially if they’re smaller guys.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you listen to his podcast with Stein and Bucher?

I’ve never heard Simmons act like such a little baby before, he was like a commenter on Yahoo.

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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

What was he saying?

I like Simmons and think he knows a lot more about the NBA than people give him credit for. If he loved Oden, he’d be wildly popular around these parts…instead he’s a pariah because he bangs on him all the time.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Simmons is a blogger who deserves no more praise than Kelly Dwyer concerning the NBA

He spent 30 minutes ripping on the Mavs, then went on this idiotic tangent saying David Lee could be a starter on a championship team, but Shawn Marion could not. He ripped Orlando for not bringing Hedo back, but said Hedo sucks, thought Utah overpaid for Milsap, etc.

I like his podcasts, but his writing is so arrogant and condescending. This is a guy who seriously thinks he is smarter than 80% of the GMs in the league, yet rips on blogs who have the audacity to criticize him or other ESPN personalities for unintelligent analysis.

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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Its the entertainment value, that's all.

But one idea that I liked of his was GMs having the “common sense guy.” Remove yourself from the entire analysis of something, then run your decision by the CSG. If he approves, it’s a good decision.

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

by Quik_Baller on Jul 30, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's an entertainer first and a basketball writer second

I just take my Simmons with a filter. His tone has become much more condescending in the last two years. He used to be kind of an Everyman Made Good writer, but now he comes across like a blogger version of Colin Cowherd.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate how Cowherd pretty much used Portland as a steppingstone

Even when he was “local” he never felt “local” to me.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm embarrassed to say he's from our parts

that denial of service attack he orchestrated against some blog that criticized him a couple of years back was one of the least classy things I’ve ever seen from a talking-head sports figure.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, I like his podcasts (except with Klosterman), they're very entertaining

It’s also ironic you compare him to Cowherd when Simmons ripped Colin apart for lazily referencing his columns a few years ago.

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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Did you hear the one where he was struggling being the big guy and not the little guy anymore?

by tominhawaii on Jul 30, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stunning news flash

Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz tested positive for roids in 2003.

In other news, Jerome Bettis is from Detroit and Tim Tebow is a really great guy

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by GustyJ on Jul 30, 2009 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

if you are fortunate enough to spend 5 minutes or 20 minutes with Tim Tebow, your life is better for it.

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dont follow football

so tell me a little about Tim Tebow

I read the wiki page, but nothing stuck out to me as particularly amazing

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'm sorry, i was being an ass

Jim Rome likes to play a soundbyte of a football announcer saying the above quote. It’s a running joke that Tebow is such a great human being that he can cure cancer and walk on water.

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats all right

I would not have known if you hadnt told me

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know what I don't understand?

This fixation on Tyrus Thomas at BlogaBull. The Bulls are nearly 4 points better per 48 minutes when he’s off the court than they are when he’s on the court. He has an eFG% of .454, which is atrocious for a power forward. He’s a solid rebounder but certainly not elite. And he’s apparently an uncoachable head case.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 9:56 AM PDT reply actions  

forget BBIQ

his regular IQ seems low.

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by appel82 on Jul 30, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I could argue that about Greg Oden, because he commits a stupid foul every 4.1 seconds

Oh wait, lazy generalizations only work for other teams!

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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

well played

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that why I don't understand him?

He’s just on that whole other level. No wonder I get confused by him. It’s way over my head.

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by Quik_Baller on Jul 30, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just stick around these parts for a while

you’ll find plenty of people willing to make lazy generalizations about their own team too!

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

one thing i've noticed

as a group we are usually slow to recognize a players improvements…and as a group we tend to overvalue a 1 time or a short span of performances.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry ozzie, no harm meant

Outlaw is better than TT.

love,
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by appel82 on Jul 30, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

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by 22baylor on Jul 30, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you seen him jump?

From a completely non stats perspective that dude is drool inducing, so my advice to you is to not look at the stats.

I think Hollinger said it best when he said “If a problem can be solved by jumping then Tryus will solve it.” Or something to that effect.

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m replacing the word “Tyrus” with the word “Travis” in this comment.

by pxilpooshr on Jul 30, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing

especially on uncontested defensive rebounds

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 30, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

No one is 10 feet around me

Time to sky for the uncontested rebound one handed and slap it forcefully into my other hand!

SMACK.

by Mortimer on Jul 30, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

makes for great highlight material

as long as it’s at the right angle and the clip doesn’t show just how uncontested it is

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by Magnum on Jul 30, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

for every jaw dropping play

Travis makes Tyrus does him one better.

His highlights are almost as ridiculous as his lowlights.

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was Henry Abbott

Doesn’t change the quote or its meaning, of course.

by Mortimer on Jul 30, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

you are totally right

I had Abbot in my head and put Hollinger.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

He still could be pretty good

There are some extenuating circumstances that make it tough to say he’s had a fair shot at development— Skiles didn’t seem to like him, Boylan is considered an idiot, same for Vinny…

He is extremely athletic, and could be refined into something really nice. On defense he should be let loose to create havoc, Marion and Gerald Wallace style, and rebound as much as he can. Right now, unfortunately, he is very gullible defensively so his shot blocking ability is negated by how easy it is to get him to buy a pump fake.

He also really likes to take jumpers, for a guy who doesn’t really have a consistent jumper.

I think most Bulls fans lament the fact that it hasn’t been a good situation to develop a guy who really needed development. Most of their good players came from big programs and were ready-made for NBA play. Tyrus needs consistent, one-on-one work. Maybe he has been getting it, and it just isn’t taking, but it isn’t apparanent.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Jul 30, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

He won't be on the team next year, so I guess it doesn't matter.

When he’s an effective NBA player somewhere else, the whole world will act like they knew it all along.

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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I missed something

Why won’t he be on the team next year? Next year, as in the season after this upcoming season, or that he will be traded?

Doesn’t he have one more year left on his rookie deal, ala Roy and LMA?

by Mortimer on Jul 30, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Next year as in the season after this upcoming season

They’ll either trade him or renounce him. They don’t want that cap hold cluttering up their big FA summer.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he'll blow up this season

I will draft him with my last pick or get him off of waivers again for my fantasy team. It will happen.

by Mortimer on Jul 30, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I thought and did last season

it didn’t happen.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've done it every year for 3 years now

But he’s at least good for some blocks, so I pick him up in hopes for a good game.

Oh, I remember what happened this recent season— I drafted him real late, he had a good first or two games, then went 1 for 10 in a game and had maybe another bad one so I dropped him.

Picked him up later on, when he started doing better.

by Mortimer on Jul 30, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

They're not going to extend a $6.2 million QO to him next summer

An extension is unlikely, I think they’ll trade him for a draft pick and an expiring contract.

He played well, but his monthly splits are just too inconsistent. We’ll see what happens, I think he’ll peak this year at a 17.0 PER, probably averaging 15 ppg per 36.

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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he's so up and down

Which makes the ups so rapturous and frustrating.

by Mortimer on Jul 30, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's just like meth!

you know what I just learned about today? This drug called “paco”. It’s ten percent the residue left over from processing cocaine, ninety percent industrial chemicals and kerosene. It’s savaging the poor segment of Buenos Aires right now and your brain cells might be better off if you just stuck your whole head in a blender.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

I ain’t heard of it but it sounds awesome.

I’m still waiting for NUKE to get made so I can become addicted to it, like in Robocop 2.

by Mortimer on Jul 30, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it's sort of like crack

except, you know, made from solvents. Yuck. I’ve never seen Robocop 2 but I just read the wikipedia summary and it sounds trashily entertaining.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

From the director of The Empire Strikes Back, no less

I loved Robocop 2 as a kid, but it is awful. Has a cussing 10 year old drug dealing kingpin, which I liked a lot as a kid of that age.

Robocop 3 shouldn’t even be recognized as existing though.

by Mortimer on Jul 30, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

i loved the the robocop series when i was a kid

but why was robo2 so violent and not kid friendly? i remember having robocop action figures and what not.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have ya seen Robocop 1 recently?

It is insanely violent. Even moreso than #2.

It got an X-rating for violence, even.

by Mortimer on Jul 30, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

the first time I saw Robocop

I couldn’t believe how violent it was. The part where he gets shot at the beginning is kinda disgusting.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

when the bullets rip him apart?

vicious.

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

by Quik_Baller on Jul 30, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

and they blow his arm off I think.

Peter Veerhoven does tend to go over the top. Too bad he made Showgirls. I think he might have a better reputation if he didn’t.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL jeez

my memory is horrible

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

by association of that movie

robocop’s respectability has gone down a notch

by GBear on Jul 30, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

not to mention

Total Recall and Starship Troopers.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved Starship Troopers.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jul 30, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too.

i saw it again on tv a while back. reminded me how much i liked it. underrated sci-fi.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t really decide if it’s anti-fascistic and anti-xenophobic, or fascistic and xenophobic. Probably the first, but like some anti-war movies the line is blurry.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like the part

where he blows up the giant beetle by shooting a hole in it’s back and tossing in a grenade. also the boobies.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i haven't

for some reason i remember 3 being the most kid friendly, followed by 2, then 1.

i think the only part i cringed in 1 was when murphy died.

i really need to watch it again tho. the Red from that 70’s show is the villian right?

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Robocop 3 is made for kids

And is an abomination.

The other two are very adult, with the 1st one being the only good movie.

by Mortimer on Jul 30, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yeah, the dad from the 70's show is the villian

He is awesome in Robocop. I never watched the 70’s show, so I dunno his character’s name.

by Mortimer on Jul 30, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he's an effective NBA player

I guess I just don’t see him as having shown signs of being anything more than average, that’s all. I know he’s young and the Bulls haven’t done a great job grooming him, but it’s been three seasons and he hasn’t shown much inclination to want to be that all-around athletic stud they thought they were drafting. You obviously know a lot more about it than I do.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

whats the point of espn360?

i have it but i dont understand the appeal of it.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

yeah

360degrees only gets you an entire plane

It should really be espn4pi, then it would be worth the money

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

i was looking at the schedule lineup

and I was appalled that they are not airing the Erin Andrew’s Peep Hole Video.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

when you are filming

through a peep hole you are not going to get the entire solid angle obviously

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops

That was supposed to be a reply to jonestr

by GBear on Jul 30, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

what comment?

I say nearly 100% garbage so I would be surprised if I let out a cogent thought.

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN4pi

It caused me to choke on my coffee

by GBear on Jul 30, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

solid angles my friend

solid angles

NERDS

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lady Gaga... Really

I don’t get it… It doesn’t fit with the feminist leaning Sophia we all have come to know. To like someone with little discernible talent, who is more famous for flaunting her looks than for her abilities. I see some strong parallels to sideline reporters such as Erin Andrews, or even Blazer Dancers in her act. Think “talentless hack who’s pretty to look at” I just don’t see how you can espouse feminism like you do Sophia while at the same time supporting Lady Gaga.
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Yes I know I’m asking for it… but I’m calling a spade a spade here

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by The Arkitect on Jul 30, 2009 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

I was thinking along the same lines

but did chose not to say anything…until now

I imagine there is a way to reconcile feminism with lady gaga, but I dont immediately see it.

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think with certain brands of feminism you could make some argument about Lady Gaga empowering herself by doing what she wants and flaunting her sexuality… but those same arguments apply to Blazer Dancers and Sideline reporters… and we know Sophia has nothing but ire for attractive women in those positions… so i don’t see how it works within her brand of Feminism

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by The Arkitect on Jul 30, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, in that regard I can rather get behind Gwen Stefani

Pop artist in a group and independently, mother, fashionista, designer, …

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Gwen is the REAL DEAL...

writes her own shiz, looks good, smart, can actually sing…

i love her, plus she has Ska blood

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by broyposse on Jul 30, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

the thing thats cool with gwen is

her music stands on its own even without her looks. no doubt was the best back in the day. i feel really old nowadays reminiscing about this kinda stuff, or seeing shows i used to watch as a kid on nick at nite.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Her last song was so ß˙ˆˆ††¥

Man it sucked. I hate her. She give small breasted women a bad rep.

by tominhawaii on Jul 30, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

and small breasted women

are awesome

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by pipgras on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gwen Stefani is more talented as a musician than Stefani Germanotta.

Y’know, it’s kind of odd that Gwen’s last name is spelled the same way as Lady Gaga’s first name.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 30, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are attractive female popstars always considered "talentless"

I heard her songs on the radio, and they were catchy and she clearly has singing talent. I didn’t see her till some time much later.
I’m a 40 year old, straight dude and (among other types of music) I LIKE CATCHY POP MUSIC!!!

I don’t understand why so many people have to hate on every attractive female pop singer. As if somehow that new, male band that I’ve never heard of is somehow “better” – even though they kinda hurt my ears…

by levelhed on Jul 30, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rihanna and Beyonce are especially "talented"

;)

And they’re both excellent singers. Beyonce has a better voice, but I think Rihanna has better songs.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Jul 30, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ELLA EH EH

Pass. lol

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by Dheepan on Jul 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lily allen is great

too bad my wife hates her so i cant say she downloaded all of her stuff on my zune.

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by pipgras on Jul 30, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

not all attractive female popstars are talentless (see Aguilara, Christina… Houston, Whitney… Carey, Mariah… as well as those mentioned by Ozzie) but Lady Gaga is Autotuned, doesn’t write her own music, and is more famous for what she wears (or doesn’t as the case may be) than her singing… She’s the product of the music machine, not her own talent

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by The Arkitect on Jul 30, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I have seen her play piano, but don’t quote me on it.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

She is no Alicia Keys, that’s for sure.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m also sick of the not so clever sexual song titles like “Poker Face” and “If You Seek Amy”

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by The Arkitect on Jul 30, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

The If You Seek Amy

is ridiculous, but Britany is uniquely shameless. Like Philthy says below, that Poker Face is stupid, but if you’re at the club drinking, it’s a great dance tune.

by levelhed on Jul 30, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I have nothing against Gaga… I just don’t see how it jives with Sophia’s brand of Feminism

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by The Arkitect on Jul 30, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe its bc

gaga isn’t afraid to be different and she doesn’t conform to what society deems as normal.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

But it's an act.

I think it’s just because the music is catchy.

by Mortimer on Jul 30, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

your probably right

i can’t think of anything more brainless that i’ve enjoyed more tho. i thought reality tv was a new low for me years ago, but this is rock bottom IMO.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

she did play the piano

on the ellen show…i’ll agree with the arkitech that she is a product of the machine, but i’m just saying her music is so stupid that its catchy.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Admit it

You were impressed by that crazy orbiting thing she had on. I thought it was awesome.

by levelhed on Jul 30, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

i wasnt impressed

but it was so weird that it caught my eye. that was my first time seeing her at all. i hadn’t even seen the video at the time. i dunno for some reason she pulls off that “weird” vibe better than christina did. granted christina has way more talent than lady gaga. i just like how she doesnt take herself seriously.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I05faOgq1UA

LOL i just watched it again and can’t believe how weird it was at first.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always wanted Christina to sing "No One."

Alicia Keys ain’t got the voice for that song.

by tominhawaii on Jul 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christina is a Mariah, she does too much. I liked “You Don’t Know My Name” and “Diary” off her second album, but I’m not a big fan. I don’t think Christina Aguilera would make “No One” better though.

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on Jul 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

AK has fake emotion in her song

She don’t know what it’s like to be heart broken. I don’t think her voice is strong enough to sing that song. I think Whitney in her prime could have pulled it off, and then I think Christina is the only other singer with the pipes to do that song justice.

by tominhawaii on Jul 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that is a bit of a generalization

but I would venture to guess that the answer lies in that the group of performers who rely on looks and style rather than a substantive talent has more females than males. I think that probably has to do with the fact that attractive females attract a wider cross section of the population than attractive males due to social stigmas with straight males finding other straight males attractive.

In summary, no one ever accused Rico Suave of being talented.

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know how Sofia thinks

But I bet she’s in the “if you got it flaunt it” category. Lady Gaga doesn’t act like a slut, she just dresses seductively to sell more records.

Ain’t nothing wrong with a woman looking sexy.

by tominhawaii on Jul 30, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ain't nothing wrong with a woman looking sexy

Amen!

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a Blazer Dancer helping to sell tickets… or Erin Andrews drawing viewers to a football broadcast

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by The Arkitect on Jul 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dancers are hot women first, and dancers second

Lady Gaga is just capitalizing on what she’s got.

And for EA, only a dumbbutt would sit through a football game to watch the sideline reporter. She’s more of a fringe benefit.

by tominhawaii on Jul 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

you ever think they might

be hot because they work out at dancing so much? I wouldn’t say all the Blazer dancers, for example, have what could be considered pretty faces. they might actually be dancers first and then become fit and hot.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

None of them are that hot to me

If they weren’t wearing skimpy clothes, I wouldn’t pay attention to them.

by tominhawaii on Jul 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ransom is on TV.

GIMME BACK MY SON!!!

A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT

by GustyJ on Jul 30, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Is there another movie that has just one incredibly famous quote, and no other quotable lines whatsoever>

A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT

by GustyJ on Jul 30, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure if it counts

But people can only quote one line from Snakes on a Plane

by GBear on Jul 30, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

what was Sam Jackson thinking.....

well i guess it wasn’t as bad as the shark movie where he dies in the first 20 minutes

- Neil

by Blazin'aTrail on Jul 30, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

deep blue sea

that is a highly entertaining movie

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't have LL in it too?

All im saying is how do you kill off Sam Jackson in a survival action movie, he is the MAN!

- Neil

by Blazin'aTrail on Jul 30, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

unfortunately he is the black man

see Jurassic Park

LL Cool J was in that one

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

LL Cool J was in Jurassic Park?

A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT

by GustyJ on Jul 30, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

poorly worded on my part

he was in deep blue sea

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah yes

an epic moment in American cinema.

A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT

by GustyJ on Jul 30, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I watched Snakes on a Plane

but it was on FX or TNT or something but the line got turned into " I’m tired of these mother lovin snakes on this monday thru friday plane!" not quite as quotable when it’s on t.v.

by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 30, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol seriously.

I think it was just the “monday thru friday” part that really threw me off. Like seriously you can’t come up with something better than that?

by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 30, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is another edit that is

Im tired of these monkey fightin’ snakes on this monday to friday plane

by phillyduck23 on Jul 30, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

wow ….he is PO’d

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by 92wastheyear on Jul 31, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

from Network.

and maybe “What we have here, is a failure to communicate.” from Cool Hand Luke.

Those are just some that popped in to my head right away.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody puts baby in a corner?

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

There arent any quotable

lines from the botched abortion

That was the most memorable part of the movie for me

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

rec for general tastelessness.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

what can I say

what is more interesting: some dancing or some aborting?

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we can have the best of both worlds

an abortion musical! It needs to have a clever title involving the made-up word “feet-us”

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

What could be better

Than recently aborted fetus’ doing the Steppin’ Fetchit’ run?

by Mortimer on Jul 30, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I got some new dancing shoes so my feet-us wont hurt

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

The abortion parts in Dirty Dancing

Were the most intriguing to me as a child, because WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?! is what I thought to myself.

by Mortimer on Jul 30, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did someone kiss her when she didn't want to be kissed?!

I remember watching it as a teen, YEARS after last seeing it, and I’m like “there was an ABORTION in dirty dancing, that was not the movie itself?!”

by Mortimer on Jul 30, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didnt watch it till I was

25 or 26 so I imagine I was out of the target audience by then

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well I had 2 little sisters

So they would watch it when they could get their grubby little mitts on it.

I guess my parents thought it was never too early to learn about back alley abortions.

by Mortimer on Jul 30, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didnt have a TV or any money then

so my dad would just drown kittens Swiss Family Robinson style to show us the importance of family planning

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

See, all I got

was the mantra, “When in doubt, pull out.” Drowning kittens would undoubtedly have been more effective.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Catholic members of PETA?

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t getting pregnant then getting married called doing things the “Christian way”?

by Name's Ash on Jul 30, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

uh...

maybe some denominations.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dont know

but is there another way?

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Catholic yes, PETA no

actually my parents kinda dropped the ball on the whole sex education thing, especially considering that they sent me to a Catholic high school that offered such illuminating sex-ed gems as, “Condoms offer no protection against HIV” and “One out of every four Americans has an STD”. Agenda-driven lies. I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and rail against the sex “educator” that we had in my health class.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

please dont tell my GF

I use both of those to keep her from cheating on me

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

i would think 1 out of 4

was a low guess. i dont have any stats to back me up but i would think over half of the women in this US will have at least one in there life. HPV is fairly common. and they dont test guys for HPV so either too many of us have it too make worth testing, or some men doctors convinced someone that it cant be tested in men

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by pipgras on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't remember an abortion in that movie at all.

then again, i don’t like that movie so one viewing was enough.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

how can you come back from that one

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

uh...

i’m not sure how to replay. That’s almost as good as the greatest insult ever, from Karate Kid:

“What’s the matter, Danielle? Mommy not here to dress ya?”

No possible response for that one.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

How could I forget

“Show me the money!”

A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT

by GustyJ on Jul 30, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

that also had

you had me at hello

not that I go around quoting it, but it was in there

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but that line was spoken by Renee Zellweger

So it was naturally blocked out of my mind. ugggghhhhh…

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A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT

by GustyJ on Jul 30, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that time you invited me over

for a Bridget Jones marathon

dont try and play it cool now

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was the Bridget Jones book club

The movies just ruined them

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by GustyJ on Jul 30, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

like 2 dudes are going to get together and talk about books

also, who brings out the fluffy pillows for book club

gimmeabreak

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

And..

“Shoplift the pooty”

by Name's Ash on Jul 30, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Way of the Gun

you can have everything, but the first five minutes, which are solid gold

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dirty Harry...

Go ahead and make my day punk.

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by antediluvian on Jul 30, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

The quote from Dirty Harry is.

“You have to ask yourself just one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?”

I think “Go ahead, make my day” is from Magnum Force or the Enforcer. one of those other Dirty Harry movies anyway.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

sudden impact

still part of the dirty harry films so I think it stands

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

thanks.

couldn’t remember all of them. I’ve only seen Dirty Harry. Shameful for an Eastwood fan I know.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

they are all kind of indulgence movies

I only know them as my dad would watch them incessantly when I was a kid

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

did I fire 5 or 6

plus there are tons of more obscure, but highly quotable lines from the dirty harry movies

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

GustyJ -

The movie that came to mind for me that has only one famous quote and no other quotable line whatsoever is The Fly (mid-80s version).

“Be afraid. Be very afraid.”

No other quotable lines.

by Storyteller on Jul 30, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

the phone call from

the car between the cripple from Forest Gump, Gary Senise?, and that anit semite, Mel Gibson?, is totally awesome.

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE THE ENGLISH

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 30, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

More signs that ESPN's target group isn't all that intellectual

Bill Simmons “EssGee” awards

What is the best movie drama of the decade?

16.6% The Dark Knight (2008)
16.1% Gladiator (2000)
15.1% The Departed (2006)
13.9% Lord of the Rings (2001)
13.9% Almost Famous (2000)
12.6% No Country For Old Men (2007)
7.1% Cast Away (2000)
4.6% Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Total Votes: 6,102

http://sports.espn.go.com/espnradio/story?page=bsreport/essgees

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

it's not like Jackass, Scary Movie or Borat is on the list

Those are all award winning movies. I don’t see the problem here

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by Magnum on Jul 30, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

its just representative of the target demographic

for the most part those are all action movies. which i think norsk was trying to point out.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

that category was pretty great.

hard to choose but I think it’s The Sopranos in a close race with Lost.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

If they put “The Wire” on, “The Shield” should be on the list as well. Maybe even “Prison Break”. I assume longer running drama series don’t count.

What’s funny is that Sopranos is dead in many countries outside of the US. For some reason people couldn’t get behind it, although it’s a pretty classic story. “24” was big and then somewhat went away.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think "The Wire" is better than "The Shield"

but both are spectacularly good series.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Prison Break

shouldn’t be on that list. I like that show quite a bit, own the first 2 season on DVD, but season 3 was pretty bad and season 4 got screwed up by the network. The ending of that show was pretty bad too. Not enough sustained brilliance. I’ve never seen The Shield, but it’s probably better than 24.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

WAY better than "24"

so much moral ambiguity in the characters. "24"’s mission statement begins and ends with trying to entertain…I’ve never really pondered the deeper questions of human nature after watching “24”.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

the first season I watched of 24

was the one where President Logan is working with the Russians or something like that. I thought it was great. Then I saw the next season and it sucked. Then I watched season 1 and was really disappointed. Then I figured I’d pretty much seen what I needed to see.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

The first season was funny after I figured out that all the bad guys have PCs and the good guys have Macs. And that his daughter would do everything to get into even deeper trouble all the time.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

damn subliminal messages. i wanna see it again just to see if they really had macs vs pcs.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it holds for about everyone. “Oh yeah, he/she had a Dell.”

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Different, but I like that all plot lines get carried out/over from the first episode to the end

It’s different than Wire too. I know people who like it much more, others who don’t find it realistic/gritty enough.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have not watched any of the Wire yet

But I have enjoyed Dexter as far as dramas go.

by Name's Ash on Jul 30, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

watch The Wire.

you’ll never be able to watch police dramas the same way again.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know who is my favorite character?

Stringer Bell. He’s this handsome, articulate, always impeccably dressed man. You never see him lose his composure even when poop hits the fan. He takes business classes at the local community college to better understand the supply and demand economics of the drug trade, for Chrissakes. Yet SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER STOP READING IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT YET he orders the brutal torture and murder of Brandon, the murder of Wallace, the murder of D’Angelo, he bangs D’Angelo’s woman after D’Angelo fell on the sword for the Barksdale drug trade and is serving life…he’s the closest thing to pure evil that there is on the show. And his packaging is so nice.

He and McNaulty are clearly intended to be opposite sides of the same coin IMO.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah Stringer was pretty awesome.

My favorite was Omar though. He reminded me of a Wild West cowboy, mercenary archtype. Loved how he carried himself, had a code of honor or sorts, vicious, calculated, smart. My favorite scene might be the one between him and Brother ?? crap, I forgot his name. “And there’s one in the chamber in case you ponderin.” love that line.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omar is excellent

the brother mouzone stuff was really good too.

I had to look up the brothers name

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I *just* watched Stray Rounds

the episode where he first appears. What a well-crafted character. I love that he reads The Nation, Atlantic Monthly, etc.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he ran

the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin exceptionally well

I officially watch too much TV

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once you start watching The Wire

you’ll be hooked.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

as a wire watcher

I dropped out during season 5

I would argue that seasons 1 and 2 are the best and then they seem to deviate from the formula they had created, and season 3,4, and 5 did not hold the same mystique for me

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

really?

I thought season 2 was by far the weakest. Season 4 was the best I thought. How did you mange to quit during season 5? Even Walen wouldn’t have that kind of willpower.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just got really hookey

and seemed to lose itself.

In my opinion it just drops all of the cache it had built up in the previous seasons character development to focus on less developed characters that they then fail to develop more fully.

I have never got the hate for season 2. I thought it was excellent and, like season 1, took time to really develop the characters introduced and still lay the groundwork for further stories.

Season 3 and 4 were all right, but seemed to lack direction. It is ok to tie up a story line once and a while.

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't hate season 2.

my problem with it is that it left the main story way on the periphery. The only advantage to going to the docks was to see how the drugs came in to Baltimore. It was still really good, don’t get me wrong. But when you criticize The Wire, it’s like saying, “That diamond isn’t bright enough.”

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm almost done with season 2

haven’t seen anything past that yet. I’d argue that season 1 was way better than season 2, but both have been outstanding. I’ve just never seen anything as compelling as season 1 on TV before.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

season 1 is quite excellent

but lacked in prostitutes, season 2 thus solved my main gripe.

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about those nightclub dancers?

You see way more T&A in season 1 than season 2. That’s MY main gripe!

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

dancers arent necessarily

prostitutes

I think a lot of the T+A in season 1 is dead T+A

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sopranos

wins hands down in the T+A department. They hung out at The Bing a lot.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying not to fail out of college

so I missed the Sopranos

I might have to give a whirl though.

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess you neve saw

Scarecrow and Mrs. King?

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha.

maybe a few times when i was a kid but i don’t remember it. my mom liked that show.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really liked it when I was a kid

I think my mom liked it too…for obvious to me now, reasons.

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just read an article in the Examiner (Washington's subway paper) the other day

a bunch of gang members were chilling in a backyard having a memorial BBQ to one of their buddies who had gotten murdered in a turf war a year to the day earlier. A member of the rival drug gang who killed their friend jumped the fence and started spraying, and twelve people got wounded, including a 23-year-old pregnant woman and a five-year-old girl. Then two hours later two members of the rival gang were killed in a retaliatory drive-by. This was all in West Baltimore…art imitating life imitating art.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always hated prison break

merely for the fact that it took Arrested Development’s time slot. I was a raw nerve of emotion when they took that show off the air.

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

some part of me thinks

that it might have been a good thing that AD got taken off after 3 seasons. How depressing would it have been to see that show slide into crapiness? It was already getting a little slapsticky in season 3 I though. Remember, arguably the best comedy of all time only ran for 12 episodes and a 90 minute special.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

in the past I thought season 3

was a bust, but on rewatches it is actually quite good. I think there was enough material around to pull through at least a good season 3, but it wrapped itself up rather abruptly.

BTW are you talking about the office as the best comedy of all time?

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

arguably, yes, The Office (UK)

I’m just not sure I can put anything above Seinfeld, but The Office (UK) and AD come really darn close. for me, Seinfeld wins on longevity. Season 4 of Seinfeld is absolutely amazing.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The office is quite good

but I actually like the american office more as it really developed the peripheral characters much more. Although the creepy outside rep from the office UK really takes the cake over the american office version.

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think I want to get in to this argument.

it’s been had here before I think. So I’ll just say I disagree and leave it at that. haha.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought you meant extras

both “offices” are great, UK has the most perfect casting ever, and US has done a great job in extending the series. But if I have to choose one comedy series (apart from AD) i’ll stick with Extras.

by medmelon on Jul 30, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The extras with

Winslet is hilarious

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just rewatched Extras.

it is really funny. Just didn’t like it as much as The Office. I think my favorite epsiode of Extras might be the one with Sir Ian Mckellan. Or Daniel Radcliffe.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Extras is incredibly funny

but it’s so uncomfortable to watch sometimes… They just put their foot in it over and over and over. Only episode I still haven’t watched is the christmas special, II’m saving it for Christmas!

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by fanfaraway on Jul 31, 2009 4:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

i thought prison break was between good and awesome

until the final episode. i guess they wanted to make sure no one begged for another season like they did with john doe. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Doe_(TV_series)

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by pipgras on Jul 30, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely no way

that the correct answer to that poll isn’t No Country for Old Men. Lord of the Rings is fantasy, not drama, but that should be second. Gladiator sucks.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

Gladiator is terrible

No Country was amazing and I eat Vietnamese once a week about 500’ from where Lewellyn was shot.

Jealous?

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

i couldn't get into No Country

maybe i need to rewatch it tho.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've seen it

4 or 5 times now. It got better like the first 3 times. Then the next few times you can just soak it in. Kinda like Fargo. I love the Coen Brothers.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s pretty amazing. i would suggest keying in on the stories told within the story, as something to help align yourself to McCarthy’s vision…

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 30, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

i remember being distracted when i was watching it

so i didn’t really give it the justice it deserved. it just never really sucked me in. i’ll definitely rewatch it tho.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was in a video store once and overheard a woman say,

“No Country for Old Men? that movie was dumb. I don’t get why they call that acting.” I kinda wanted to yell at her.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

you should have

knocked the “Big Momma’s House” box out of her hands and shouted her down.

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

even if that movie is over your head

there is no way anyone can complain about the acting. the villian was perfect in his role.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 30, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

one of the few movies

that has every single part played perfectly. Even those kids on the bikes.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

This might just be my hunch, but I think all great artists, and great art, is masked and difficult so as to keep the plebs from assuming they ‘get it’. As a result, most stuff goes unheard/quietly into the night. I think it would be worse if someone totally misinterpreted the work—better that they hate it and stay away…

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 30, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah.

and then we get to build up our superiority complexes and elitism. haha.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 30, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh, the way of all things.. it’s pretty much across the board—“you’ve seen a blazer’s game? Oh, you’re an expert on our offensive sets and how to effectively run the pick and roll?”

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 30, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that is the way some artists

think, but the truly great artists seem very accessible by dealing with very universal themes.

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to think of a very universal work that is really accessible. The best example I can get is Shakespeare. Does that seem right—namely that his works are great, accessible, and universal?

One of the most universal pieces in scope that I’ve ever read, The Divine Comedy, is also one of the hardest.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 30, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don Quijote, I'd posit

at least the modern English translations of it. The old-timey Spanish is brutal.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that’s an easy one either—I’d venture to say it’s even harder than Dante’s stuff.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 30, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I had a much more difficult time getting through the Divine Comedy than I did getting through Don Quijote. What makes you say that the latter is more difficult?

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say Cervantes is more fun to read, but that Dante is easier to grasp. Quite frankly, Paradiso is pretty boring—The Inferno is a good time though. But Don Quijote is sooo much more complex. In the divine comedy, Dante has a clear point, and you can literally see where he fits into the story. His themes are consistent and they have their obvious origins in Rome, The Bible, Aquinas, etc… The irony and humor mixed with the serious content makes it hard to see what’s really going on, and where Cervantes is in Don Quijote. The themes are all over the place and the references are out of control. I don’t really understand either, but I could give you a better description of Dante’s vision than Cervante’s—And I’d rather read Don Quijote…

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 30, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess if you start stripping away the layers

DQ would be like the infinite onion. I was more thinking of the actual accessibility of the prose rather than the complexity and providence of the ideas, if that makes sense.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if it was

hard to read during its time? Probably since there were not that many literate people with access to books.

Michealangelo might be considered an artist with universal appeal. The Beatles, even though I hate that band, might be considered one.

Perhaps Voltaire, Warhol.

perhaps someone who is more of a sophisticate than I would be able to add to this. Ask Deehpan he goes to art school

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Beatles—that’s a good one. I’d say that meets the criteria. I don’t know anything about great art or painters.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 30, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know enough to throw around

 a few names but that is it

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't go to art school :P

I just paint a lot.

Ahhh artists with universal appeal, I might add Pollack to that, people nowadays love Jackson Pollack. Maybe Van Gough. I don’t want to say Picasso because his styles changed a lot.

As far as bands, a lot of bands from that era were popular and were artistically important; The Who, the Rolling Stones, lesser extent, The Kinks. James Brown? The 70s, Marvin Gaye, Hendrix, Led Zepplin. There’s a pretty big list. I think it’s only recently that mainstream music has gotten fairly awful. Even the 90s had bands like Nirvana that were huge.

This name is topical, what about Michael Jackson?

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by Dheepan on Jul 30, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t around, but there’s been some crappy mainstream music for a while as far as I can tell. You named great artists, so that list seems reasonable. But you left out all that crappy feel-good syrup of the early 60s, lame, counterculture exploiting music of late 60s/early 70s, disco, awful, awful “Carlton dance”-inducing crap of the eighties…

There was greatness in all those eras, but seriously…I’ve spent years digging through old crates of records and cassettes at home and the houses of family members and I’m convinced that the “music today sucks” thing is little more than the talk of bitter, square, middle-aged people for the most part. Obviously you don’t fit into that mold, and I actually agree with you on many levels, so my theory needs to be hammered out a little more, but my point remains. Also, Lupe Fiasco??? You need some Main Source, Ultramagnetic MCs, and old Nas, Jay-Z, AZ, Mobb Deep, and Ghostface in your life. I’m admittedly bitter that he made black skateboarders cool years after I had already been skating and I ultimately stopped because of superficial resentment over that though. I just don’t feel him as a rapper/lyricist either. I have hated few songs as much as I hated “Superstar.”

Newham Generals put out a good album earlier this year and Dizzee Rascal has a new one coming out. That’s something to look forward to.

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by JamesOn on Jul 30, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nas is cool and had a huge influence, although now it seems to have gone back somewhat. With Mobb Deep I always instantly get “Ante Up” in my ear/brain when I hear the name, and that’s not really their best work :)

I also still like Masta Ace, especially the concept for the Disposable Arts album where a whole story is told from song to song. He also had some good songs for the summer in the city.

This year I found Reef The Lost Cauze when we played Philly and I looked for highlight mixes of Thaddeus Young, who captured his city very well in my opinion, but the song is already dated a bit since he cites sports starts that are no longer relevant in the city.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoiojiYyPPI

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mobb Deep didn’t make “Ante Up” that was M.O.P. I don’t think I can trust you anymore. Masta Ace was cool. Kool G. Rap too, but I’m not with the homophobia stuff. Big Daddy Kane, Rakim, Slick Rick, and the list goes on…I wish I wasn’t a toddler in the eighties.

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on Jul 30, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does your signature suggest

Prz’s nickname should be Prz Markie?

Black skaters were cool going wayyyyyyy back before Lupe Fiasco – Ron Allen, Ray Barbee, Sean Sheffey, Shiloh Greathouse, Dune, etc, etc.

by Name's Ash on Jul 30, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You raised my spirits all-around, thank you.

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on Jul 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously there's been some crappy mainstream music

But I’m not really sure who I would say is artistically relevant within mainstream music of today. Kanye? lol. Mainstream rock/pop these days is pretty terrible.

I like Lupe. I don’t think a lot of people find that point unreasonable. Never said that LUPE IS THE GREATEST ever, but I think he’s pretty good. Then again, I got into him a lot later, as I’ve only started listening to rap/hip-hop seriously fairly recently. I have listened to Mobb Deep, Jay-Z, Nas, Ghostface, not the others.

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by Dheepan on Jul 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try some old school underground-ish

Del the Funky Homosapien, The Coup, Souls of Mischief are some good Bay Area groups from a while ago.

by Name's Ash on Jul 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally, I would say any artist I enjoy is artistically relevant. I agree about mainstream rock/pop, but I’d but that to any form of music dubbed “mainstream.” I guess I didn’t do a good job of saying I was only joking about Lupe, sorry. He’s not awful but not I’m not a fan, despite what a lot of people say. Some thing that happens in a lot of music but most often in hip-hop is the huge fall off after the first album, which you more or less spend your life crafting.

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on Jul 30, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, you failed the crafty ‘sniff test.’ “Verbal Intercourse” is off a Raekwon album, not Ghostface.

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on Jul 30, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Yeah I didn’t actually look at the links you provided but that’s because although I’m not a full blown audiophile, I hate how things sound on youtube. I was planning on just downloading them.

As far as the sophomore slump, yeah it’s definitely prevalent in all genres of music. Unless you are just terrible to begin with. SOULJA BOY TELL ’EM

Mainstream music to me is defined by the soundtrack that accompanies hazy Saturday nights at college “dancing” in dark humid rooms. Hearing things like Paper Planes, “I’m on a boat” and “I Love College” repeated ad infinitum whilst a girls derriere is gyrating in front of me.

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by Dheepan on Jul 30, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m fortunate enough to have avoided hearing/seeing “I’m on a Boat” after somebody described it to me without asking if I cared. “I Love College” not so much, but I had pushed it out of my mind until now.

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on Jul 30, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

this maybe

sacrilege, but I think it was even better than the book. The only movie I can think of that has accomplished that feat is Gremlins 2.

It just seems like a real rarity in american cinema as it never tries to beat you over the head to make its points.

I would have to say it is one of my favorite movies at this point. Very well executed from every angle.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have to see No Country again

the first time I saw it in theaters, I got this crazy 103-104 degree fever while I was sitting there and my buddy basically had to carry me out and then drive me home. I think I missed some of the nuances as a result…

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

What would it take to make a really convincing BE alter ego

I think the first thing is to build up a bit of a rep on the main page and sidebar, but with no JD. Also, you really need to have some distinct personality traits. For instance southern oregon might go with a name like BIG ALASKA, or something like that. Maybe a fundamental disagreement played out over a long time.

Then after a couple of years you reveal your self made plot twist ala the Falcon and the Snowman.

I am sure I missed a ton of good ones

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

or Ender's Game

you ever read that book? Plus I am sure that there are people who do have alter egos on here.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

they do

but they get exposed fairly quickly

I have never read Ender’s game. I am reading somewhat hard to get through motivational texts right now.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Irony alert.

Hard to be motivated to read motivation texts.

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

by Quik_Baller on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are just a bit

dry and business oriented

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

try

the alchemist by paulo coelho

fire nate before its too late

by pipgras on Jul 30, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read Ender's Game

it’s so good. Why are you amotivated?

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

feeling sorry for myself alert

I just got bounced out of grad school and now I am trying to figure out what to do next. Since BE’ing all day does not pay all that well I figured I would try and take some unconventional, for me, steps to try and have a positive impact on my life.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

amen

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm bedging at work right now

does that count?

Jeff Pendergraph will go beast mode all over your face

by chalupa king on Jul 30, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're always bedging at work

I can only fit it in during my breaks

by GBear on Jul 30, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAha I'm just jealous that's all

If I go caught while on shift, I’d be written up

by GBear on Jul 30, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

PS

I moved Gran Torino to the top of my netflix queue and the availability changed from “Very Long Wait” to “Now” weird, but I’m not complaining.

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by chalupa king on Jul 30, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anything on a wait status, keep it up at the top

It always helps. I moved Tron to top of mine, and turned into a wait status. First time that happened to me. Can’t win em all I guess. Have you checked out leverage?

by GBear on Jul 30, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm really sorry to hear that

you have sharp insight in this site, anyway. If you’re even half as intelligent in the rest of your life, you’re going to hit the ground running.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

that is nice of you to say

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out of curiosity

what were you studying?

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by chalupa king on Jul 30, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

physics

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeesh, grad school in rough in general but even more so with the sciences

If you want you can just compare yourself to me to try and feel better. I haven’t even been admitted to a grad school. I got completely rejected during my first round of apps. I was going to apply again last year, but ended up doing one half ass application before deciding I’d rather take another year off. The half ass attempt got rejected too.

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by chalupa king on Jul 30, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is what happened to me

and then I did some work to get another letter of rec and my second application go around was much more successful

hang in there

the student life is the best

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luckily right after I graduated

the lab I did undergraduate research in hired me so I could continue working on my project. So I’m getting more experience and building up my resume. The big thing for me so far has been participating in the poster session at a national conference. I’m still trying to get published though.

Jeff Pendergraph will go beast mode all over your face

by chalupa king on Jul 30, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

what are you working in?

as long as you are working you will get published soon enough

I think I have 3 papers that I am on that were all published after I had left the groups they were from.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you familar with the work by the not so crazy

“Surfer” Lisse[SP?] ,my brother and his dad were pals in high school. a little over my head but certainly not just a whacko rant

by southern oregon on Jul 30, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in neuroscience

I’m planning on moving back to Portland from Eugene at the end of August, so I’ve been running experiments every other day including weekends for a couple of weeks now. Hopefully in three weeks I’ll have enough data to make some figures and latch onto the paper a post doc is working on. If that doesn’t pan out the post doc that I mainly work with has a half written paper on some of the stuff I helped collect data for when I first joined the lab. If I help her write some of it I’ll get either second author or co-author credit. Then I have two other projects that I either was the main person conducting experiments or one of the main people. So if those ever get finished I should at least get mentioned or something. I just don’t know if I’ll have something at least in the review process by the time I apply to grad schools this year.

Jeff Pendergraph will go beast mode all over your face

by chalupa king on Jul 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha

I have a super special ability to not get published.

Undergrad research: probably publishable, but my professor didn’t get tenure (probably from not publishing enough!) and left academia

2 years at biotech company: Seems everyone but me got on some publications after I left.

M.S. research: 12 years later, still not written up by the lab.

It’s so bad that my best chance of getting published was some work I did in a botany lab one summer a few years after grad school. The entire BUILDING burned down in an “ecoterrorist” incident (really!!) and all data was destroyed.

by Section323 on Jul 30, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever read the shadow series?

Great follow up/side story of Ender’s brother

by GBear on Jul 30, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn't get into it

the only other one I really liked was the one about Bean.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the series he's talking about

It chronicles Bean, Ender’s brother, and the rest of the Battle School kids once they’re back on Earth. Very good. Better followup to Ender’s Game than the Speaker for the Dead series.

A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT

by GustyJ on Jul 30, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

NERD!

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. OK with it.

A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
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by GustyJ on Jul 30, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I brought it up, and I'm ok with being a nerd

I still need to read the latest one, Shadow of the Giant

by GBear on Jul 30, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC for Ender's game reference

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fox News is so....

smart is not the word to use.

The following graphic aired on Fox News on 7-28-09. It is unedited. Note the country between Iran and Syria. It should be familiar to a major news organization. The US has been fighting a war there since 2003.

Here is how other areas of the world would have looked in the 20th century had Fox News been around to cover those wars.

Vietnam

Korea

WW II

When I read a news story about how Americans suck a geography, I now know where they work. Fox News!

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by antediluvian on Jul 30, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

we've had geography quizzes in the JD before

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 30, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heart geography.

*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.

by staylost on Jul 30, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

A tribute to the power of ignorance

I have an old Atlas that calls Vietnam[India?] French Indo China

by southern oregon on Jul 30, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which would be correct

From 1887–1953. Comprising parts of what is now Vietnam, Laos, and Cambodia.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Atlas is in the shop

Which is a living hell inferno right now but I will look it up and get back to you

by southern oregon on Jul 30, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid commies messed it up after kicking out the French

Changing Saigon to Ho Chi Minh City and the flag to that commie crap among many other things.

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by chalupa king on Jul 30, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just discovered that your part Indian?

I have known that since I was a kid but I was an adult before I found out i was part Native American

by southern oregon on Jul 30, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

I was just saying that according to that map I’m Chinese-Indian instead of Chinese-Vietnamese.

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by chalupa king on Jul 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You learn something every day

After my experience there I was a little apprehensive about my new Vietnamese In-laws 10 years ago and I am pleasantly suprised how well we get along.

by southern oregon on Jul 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cable News stations are overall just terrible

I mean that’s crossing the line from terrible to pathetic, but overall I have nothing but spite for them.

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by Dheepan on Jul 30, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

can you imagine rooting for him? I can't.

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

bummer.

Lakers against one of the Eastern Big 3 for the title next year. Its already been written.

by jksnake99 on Jul 30, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are representing the West in this year’s Finals. Book that. I’ll bet you a six-pack of your favorite Oregon microbrew that the Blazers beat the Lakers in the playoffs. You up?

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...then

you’re torn between delicious beer and wanting your team to win.

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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 30, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

you wouldn't even bet your Jewish Giants scarf?

I’d be trying to dump that thing.

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lebron is at the Beaverton Nike Campus today...

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 30, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

when?

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by Dirty Socks on Jul 30, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a sign. He is coming to Portland. Together with CP3 who also was on the Nike Campus.

Like Minny business collecting money for Rubio, Nike is collecting for the Blazers. That was Larry Miller’s plan all along.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was he with Nike prior?

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 30, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the exotic shoe companies

Steve Blake and And1. What an odd fit.

Or Baron Davis and Li-Ning.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blake and And1?

What was And1 thinking? Blake never shoots an And1. He doesn’t go for the lay-up unless its wide open!

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

by Quik_Baller on Jul 30, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have a really odd group of athletes

Nike seems to be dissolving Converse as a brand for athletes (at least in basketball) with the transfer of Wade to Air Jordan/Jordan Brand. Can only be a matter of time until Converse becomes cool in street wear again.

No idea how and how long And1 keeps in business with those endorsements.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

two former blazers...nice

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 30, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would probably try to approach former Harlem Globetrotters, athletic high school or college players like DeRozan, smaller colleges and high schools hoping to find a diamond in the rough like Curry, something like that.

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ellis better explode, otherwise they're in trouble.

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

by Quik_Baller on Jul 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Wow. Maybe the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

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by Dheepan on Jul 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ignore convention and bring the artistry of the streets to the biggest stages around the world.

That sums up Steve Blake…

(thinking of airballed 3 at the end of Houston series)

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

by Quik_Baller on Jul 30, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't even know how you can put that out there

Like you are a legit shoe company with real shoe deals with real elite athletes.

WHY IS THERE IS A UFC FIGHTER LISTED?

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by Dheepan on Jul 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s revolutionizing the game, like Steve Blake.

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on Jul 30, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The shoes absorb water vapor and other fluids, like blood?

by Norsktroll on Jul 30, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know how you can put that out there

Like you are a legit shoe company with real shoe deals with real elite athletes.

WHY IS THERE IS A UFC FIGHTER LISTED?

So MMA fighters are not real athletes? Try telling that to guys like GSP or Anderson Silva.

Nate Quarry is a class act, I remember him from the old days at the Straight Blast Gym.

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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jul 30, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait who what?

Do those guys even wear shoes in the ring?

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by Dheepan on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Li-Ning is sweet

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 30, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, stupid people

I don’t care if they don’t want to change their feelings, they know folks aren’t cool with it, so they need to keep it to themselves. Who uses gay slurs in a press conference then asks folks to not repeat what you said?

Hawaii coach apologizes for gay slur

McMackin, speaking Thursday at the Western Athletic Conference media day in Salt Lake City, said each team came together for a cheer, and the Fighting Irish did a “little f——- dance” for Hawaii. The Warriors then performed a shaka, which is a traditional Hawaiian greeting gesture.

I bet he’ll be fired or “resign” by Monday.

by tominhawaii on Jul 30, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I'll head out to Nike HQ

see if I can find Lebron somehow

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by Dirty Socks on Jul 30, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

BRP where did you go?

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by Dirty Socks on Jul 30, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Kirk: "Is that Ben's girl over there?" Luol: "Yeah I hit that"

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by Dirty Socks on Jul 30, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, on 3 we squish his head

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 30, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ben signed with the Pistons! More shots for us!

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 30, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kirk: "im so white!"

Luol: “i saw the ice cream man this afternoon! high five bro!”

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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 30, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ben totally ate the cracker!

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

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by jonestr on Jul 30, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Id throw stuff at that teacher

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by Dirty Socks on Jul 30, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really really really

Hated most of my teachers growing up. And I’m not a DUMB kid, really! Honest!

I had horrible grades in high school though.

by Mortimer on Jul 30, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Oh man I’ve had so many terrible teachers.

In 12th grade, my teacher said “I had a chip on my shoulder” and “He’s so young and has so much to learn, but he thinks he knows it all”. I then proceeded to embarrass her in a student teacher conference which she attempted to use as some sort confrontation, she later admitted “I’m not intimidated by you anymore”. That was 12th grade art, I failed.

I got sent to the principals office in 10th grade once for not picking up a water bottle. And failed an essay in which I used “hegemony” without a source, apparently all use of hegemony necessitate a source, and for using the word “are” , apparently using “are” more than twice in a 7 page paper showed, according to her “lack of vocabulary and poor diction”. Note, I was the only one in the entire class to fail.

Just recently I had been getting low B’s in my 100 level English class for “sometimes not writing for an audience” or “using too many block quotes”, Not for content or grammatical errors. Those were fine. I ended up failing due to “attendance”. It’s extra funny because in all of my higher level courses 200 and up, I’ve been getting A’s on all my essays.

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by Dheepan on Jul 30, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure what's worse

A) The teacher was a complete moron and doesn’t even know what he’s teaching
B) Only one student knew that he was wrong or only one student spoke up about it
C) The teacher didn’t simply look it up after being challenged, but instead insisted he was correct and that anything that comes out if his mouth should be accepted as truth no matter what.
D) After realizing his mistake the teacher still reprimanded the student without apology
E) This probably isn’t even the worst teacher out there

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 30, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many bad teachers out there

I wish it was an “elite” occupation, like lawyer or doctor, with pay that went along with it so smart people would want the job.

by Mortimer on Jul 30, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is wrong with this picture

Son #2 has been a high school sub teacher for years,he completed his masters thesis years ago but cant submit it because then the school district would never hire him again?

by southern oregon on Jul 30, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indonesia

I wanted to make a comment about how I wouldn’t go to Indonesia in Dave’s post about the DetEksi Basketball League because of some stuff that’s happened over there. I didn’t want to sidetrack the tread and then it only got 7 comments.

by tominhawaii on Jul 30, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Hard part of the world

You would have to pay me large $’s to go there again,every fisherman is a pirate and the climate sucks worse than the Phillipines

by southern oregon on Jul 30, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why you should always have a spray can of wd40 and a bic when traveling in the 3rd world

Works equally well on baboons,wild hogs,zombies and aggro locals as long as they dont have guns. Helpfull hint,spray some on them before you light it up and they light up better.

by southern oregon on Jul 30, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

im tired and irritated

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by BlazerFan1 on Jul 30, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

no i was just watching ane coulter and im so apathetic she didn't even make me mad

just work stuff

S

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by BlazerFan1 on Jul 30, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is amazing. I'm pretty sure she could rile me up from my tombstone.

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm feeling the same way, very argumentive

Cavern of Darkness texted, I broke my moratorium, sometimes she makes me want to tell her that she is pathetic, indecisive, useless individual.

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by Dheepan on Jul 30, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta love pro wrestling

some dude on TNA Wrestling is doing the “USA sucks, Canada rules” routine in front of a bunch of military people.

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

the name is fail.... Tinfail

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by Dirty Socks on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone here know when Brandon is getting married?

I thought it was early August. Can you imagine dealing with the stress of the contract crap AND pre-wedding crap at the same time? Ugh.

by Corvid on Jul 30, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

let me call him, just a sec

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

turns out it already happened

here’s some video

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm assuming this is why he didn't go to USA minicamp

Maybe ESPN can pipe down about all that “building negative equity”.

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by Dheepan on Jul 30, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

DID YOU EVEN WATCH THE VIDEO?

=)

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL no

Wow. Fail.

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by Dheepan on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure Brandon misplaced my invitation

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dheepan, who used the phrase in your quote?

I totally remember it happening, but I can’t remember who said it. I’m sure they’ve been banned.

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re your sig

I taught you every thing I know and you dont know squat

by southern oregon on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, you still have a lot to teach me.

the air conditioner through the wood stove idea was pretty good.

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wait, i read your sentence wrong.

don’t misunderestimate yourself. i’m sure you could teach me how to skin a bear with a tootbrush or something

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH YEAH!

What do I need to say to get you to leave this thread?

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broy07,

Something like that. He made that post about Dante Cunningham being a 3/4 instead of a 4. Then proceeded to troll his own thread and stated that KP was infallible and that we didn’t know anything because we were just “Garden variety internet Denizens”. He then proceeded to apologize for his behavior and then in about turn of face went into the JD and said we provoked someone whose parents died in the past year, one from Huntington’s and how he was getting tested for a genetic disease.

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by Dheepan on Jul 30, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i totally remember that. Epic burn out moment.

On scale with the Maid Tu Rek disaster.

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

DISASTER?

This JD was an instant classic from the first sentence.

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that

I literally could not read past the first line. I just looked at all those capital letters and exclamation marks and went “not for me”.

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by Dheepan on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is how you go out with big 'ol giant bang

link

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha i remember laughing about that

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by BlazerFan1 on Jul 30, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stalker!!!!!!!!!!

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 30, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's down to 90 already! life is improving!

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I have found a source of cheap,generic

Fruit juice popcicles that are more addictive than crack

by southern oregon on Jul 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

puff puff give give!

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

otter pops are better than all

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by Magnum on Jul 30, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

finally something we agree on

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?!

You don’t ever agree with me??

by Roybot on Jul 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know YOUR FACE doesn't agree with me

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't that what the interwebs are for?

I thought I was cool in 1985 having a calculator that would let me create and store a few simple functions. It could even display letters.

There’s gotta be some awesome cheating possibilities these days…

by levelhed on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

psha I wish.

I trying to bull zack this about how Ikea must have used these different methods when they opened. But of course I actually have no idea and I really wanna get this done tonight. Ohhh welll

by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This post makes me wanna

scratch my butt. maybe something organic will materialize as i blow out my o-ring. i got me some junk in my trunk wanting to get out.. "i can feel it coming in the air at night.. ".. like bad flatulence from some bad meal served by the g/f that can’t cook. but you stomach it down, like this gawd awful post.

by jeckyll2hyde on Jul 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

What exactly is a disco stick?

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by idoltime on Jul 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

a weeny

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by Dirty Socks on Jul 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Socialist People's Libyan Arab Great Jamahiriya!

Socialist People’s Libyan Arab Great Jamahiriya, Socialist People’s Libyan Arab Great Jamahiriya, Socialist People’s Libyan Arab Great Jamahiriya!!!

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 30, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds better in Libyan

Al-Jamāhīriyyah al-ʿArabiyyah al-Lībiyyah aš-Šaʿbiyyah al-Ištirākiyyah al-ʿUẓmā!
Al-Jamāhīriyyah al-ʿArabiyyah al-Lībiyyah aš-Šaʿbiyyah al-Ištirākiyyah al-ʿUẓmā!
Al-Jamāhīriyyah al-ʿArabiyyah al-Lībiyyah aš-Šaʿbiyyah al-Ištirākiyyah al-ʿUẓmā!

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by idoltime on Jul 30, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re so stupid
There’s nothing in your head
God how I wish that you were dead

I hate you
Ain’t it true
I hate you
And everything you do

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by idoltime on Jul 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

so does everyone else

So that show’s good judgement on your part

by southern oregon on Jul 30, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Makes me want cake

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by idoltime on Jul 30, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

great tune, great band

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by idoltime on Jul 30, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

My brother and I still cover some Taj tunes

She caught the katy,you dont miss your water and fishing blues

by southern oregon on Jul 30, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats great...

I’ve seen the new trio recently.. their cover of u don’t miss your water is one of the best..

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by idoltime on Jul 30, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your drawer?

Funny thing is. I like GaGa because of the JD.

Someone posted a picture of her looking really ugly in boots, and then I had to figure out who she was.

It is refreshing to have someone who is open about the sexualization of pop culture.

I prefer Starstruck to Discostick, though…

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by staylost on Jul 30, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

those boots were hot

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by BlazerFan1 on Jul 30, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry…

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by staylost on Jul 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I love corvids.

They are the smartest birds.

And, unlike nearly all avians, H5N1 is quickly lethal, so they can’t really spread bird flu!

Anyway, just sharing….

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by staylost on Jul 30, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

They fascinate me

I’ve been casually collecting “corvid stories” for a few years. Crows and ravens get a bad rap, but they’re incredibly intelligent — they’re the border collies of the bird world.

by Corvid on Jul 30, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little anecdote.

One of my biology professors had a pet crow growing up.

Their house had tiled roofing, and when the rook was old enough it would fly up and sit on the tile. During a storm several pieces of tile became loose and when the crow went back on the roof the tile he was siting on slid down and off the roof! He apparently enjoyed it enough to try it again, and again, and again. Soon he figured out how to pry the tiles loose so he could take the ride whenever he wanted to.
The kids thought it was hilarious to watch him slid down on his miniature sled until it dropped and he took flight, the tile smashing on the ground. When my professor’s parents found out, they were less enthused.

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by staylost on Jul 30, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a good story -- they definitely have a playful side. I'll add it to "the list"

There’s a new book that just came out called Crow Planet from one of my favorite nature writers, Lyanda Lynn Haupt. You oughta check it out.

by Corvid on Jul 30, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just might, thanks!

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by staylost on Jul 30, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid SYTYCD voters suck

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 30, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

i think that should get you a ban

maybe we are all SYTYCD voters and you cant say we suck

fire nate before its too late

by pipgras on Jul 30, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree

ban me; you suck! how could you let them go!!! do you even watch dancing?!?!

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by idoltime on Jul 31, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

thought police ------------ GONE

Now we can party guys! Woot!

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by staylost on Jul 30, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely not the thought police

because Sophia would have been banned long ago due to her crush on Batum
same for Cloudydays on Roybot
and Tom on Mortimer

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by Magnum on Jul 30, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you, his deputy?

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by staylost on Jul 30, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't cross me

or you’ll wind up in room 101

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 30, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

watching pregnant at 16

OMG im balling ..

S

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by BlazerFan1 on Jul 30, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Those newborn kids are most likely screwed up from the get-go due to having young, inept parents.

I’d argue a box condoms should be given out to high school students on a weekly basis, but it’s not up to the federal, state, and/or local governments to financially subsidize sexual contraceptives for teenagers.

Besides, those adolescents would probably be too stupid/lazy to even use them.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 30, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

you realize who you're talking to, yes? sensitivity is not your thing

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

For what it's worth, I didn't intentionally mean to take an indirect shot at Sophia.

From what I can tell, she enjoys having a kid and is a good parent. So, well, more power to her.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 30, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think we were all pretty stupid at sixteen though...

I know I was.

Probably even AK was!

Wouldn’t it suck if you hadn’t matured at all since you were sixteen?

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by staylost on Jul 30, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would hope that if any of us were watching a movie that sort of mirrored our own life,

it would not be taken as an opportunity to insult people in a similar situation.

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'd be even more pissed if it was taken as an opportunity to pity me.

I don’t know Sophia. But from the few comments I have read, I know she is proud of her son, not sad or ashamed.

Anyway, you are being the gentleman, so +1 to you.

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by staylost on Jul 30, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

she can speak for herself, i know.

teenage moms just seem like a strange group to go after. It’s cool, AK knows he’s my personal tominrehab.

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I'm going after both teenage moms and dads.

Despite being a crass jerk, I’m and equal opportunity hater.

On 16 and Pregnant, all the parents are at fault for their difficult situation. Heck, one of the imbecilic fathers reportedly had substance abuse problems and died in a car accident.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 30, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I insult the people on Intervention, even though I could easily wind up on there someday.

As crazy as it may seem, I’m as hard on myself as I am others. It’s just that, well, I’m an all-around acerbic, overcritical jerk to anyone and everyone—including myself.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that's true

Having a baby would hopefully make them smarter, and I think a lot of girls on that show mature a whole lot in those 9 months.

by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 30, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

At 24, I'm still an idiot. Thankfully, I don't have kids.

Without question, I’d be a dumb, selfish, neglectful parent if I was in charge of raising a child.

It’s good I’m vividly aware of that enormous flaw, though.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 30, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec for truth

j/k

Actually rec. for realizing the flaw we all have. You might be surprised how love for that child would change your life though.

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by staylost on Jul 30, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, but I couldn't tolerate a financially burdensome, crumb-munching rugrat.

Even if I have a child someday, I’d desire to pawn off the parental responsibilities until the kid was self-sufficient enough to pretty much care for (him/her)self. Yeah, I realize I come off as a wretchedly lazy, egotistical human being.

So, until the kid reached about 13 years old or so, I’d be useless as a father figure.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 30, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your prof. pic? is it stylized "anarchy"?

That is what you think now… Your hormones control you more than you would like. You, AK, of all people should know that.

The fact that you realize your flaws makes you all the more appropriate for fatherhood.

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by staylost on Jul 30, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, its the atheist symbol.

Here’s the anarchist symbol.

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Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 30, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i always think its

the criss angel logo

fire nate before its too late

by pipgras on Jul 30, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever happened to ol' "Mindfreak" and whatnot?

Last I recall, he was dating one of Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriends.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 30, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope that questions not for me.

i have only seen his videos on youtube. david blain is way better

fire nate before its too late

by pipgras on Jul 30, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Balling.

She loves to play basketball while watching young mothers struggle.

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by staylost on Jul 30, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

bowling

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by Dirty Socks on Jul 30, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

These children come from a different era, Corvid. ;p

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jul 30, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought about going for that joke too

But I do try to leave some crumbs for others

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by 92wastheyear on Jul 31, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are just a superior human being. ;p

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jul 31, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taj is producing Letsblaze's new boss Cool John so off the top of my head

And in a 16 bar kind of way
in the beginning i was such a fool
I had the love of a good woman
but i treated her cruel
now she has gone and left me
all I can do is hang my head and cry
you dont miss your water
no you dont miss your water
not until your well runs dry

by southern oregon on Jul 30, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

nicely done

i <3 blues

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by idoltime on Jul 30, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

what up BEdge?

yesterday was a hell of a day.

love game is probably my least favorite song out there right now haha….

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Jul 30, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Favorite?

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by staylost on Jul 30, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

im gonna catch some flak for this

but day n nite is my ringtone right now lol

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Jul 30, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

your first comment back isn’t to roybot? You’ve matured! Yay!

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

i was looking at the “what kind of bedger are you” and i dont even know. i guess like the heart throb rookie who all the women love?

lol

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Jul 30, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

nevermind. you're still the same.

you’re like the king of the hill of Bedge. You’re around all the time, don’t get much better from one season to the next, but enough people pay attention that your deal gets renewed. Sadly, one day the series gets cancelled and nobody notices because it’s summer.

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by TheTinfoil on Jul 30, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec

i was thinking more stalkerish but that works too

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Jul 30, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome back my friend

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by Dirty Socks on Jul 30, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was gonna compliment sophia's new picture

but i dont wanna get called a cougar hunter by prez haha

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Jul 30, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

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by staylost on Jul 30, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mines jailbroken

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by Dirty Socks on Jul 30, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hoorah!

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

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by Dirty Socks on Jul 30, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

hello interneters

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 30, 2009 11:20 PM PDT reply actions  

hola brp

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

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by Dirty Socks on Jul 30, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is doing the next junk?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 30, 2009 11:44 PM PDT reply actions  

JD is

dead dead dead like TRB dead dead dead

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by Dirty Socks on Jul 30, 2009 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

TRB = The Roybot

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

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by Dirty Socks on Jul 30, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suggestion for the next JD

make the title

“My junk in your face”

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

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by Dirty Socks on Jul 31, 2009 12:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Throw a "puttin" in the very front of that

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

The late, great, The Roybot once said, "Never let success get to your head, never let failure get to your heart."

by Dirty Socks on Jul 31, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

New JD is up

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

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Double rainbow of sadness:

1) JBay is getting shorter
2) We never got to see him with a mustache

I miss you tiny raptor man.

via The Basketball Jones http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2012/02/09/things-of-note-for-february-9-2012/#more-34561
Blazers Broadcasters Mike Barrett and Mike Rice re-enacted NBA referee Scott Foster's controversial goaltending call on Portland Trail Blazers forward LaMarcus Aldridge, who was defending Oklahoma City Thunder All-Star forward Kevin Durant, during this week's edition of Blazers Courtside. Remarkably, no one was injured during the taping of this segment.

Original video of the play here. 
Quotes from the players and coaches here. 
The NBA admitting it got the call wrong here. 
Dave's  extended thoughts here. 
BlazersMakr's FanShot: Major Vegas action on OKC prior to tip here. 
Audio of Chad Doing of 750 AM The Game going HAM on Foster here.

OK, that should just about wrap up the goaltending discussion.

Courtside video via Blazers Broadcasting cameraman John Curry.

-- Ben Golliver | benjamin.golliver@gmail.com | Twitter
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