7/26 junk Sunday Morning
Sunday Morning Junk is the bestest junk ever. It makes me break into song
Know it sounds funny
But I just cant stand the pain
Girl Im leaving you tomorrow
Seems to me girl
You know Ive done all I can
You see I begged, stole
And I borrowed
Ooh, thats why Im easy
Im easy like sunday morning
Thats why Im easy
Im easy like sunday morning
Why in the world
Would anyboddy put chains on me?
Ive paid my dues to make it
Everbody wants me to be
What they want me to be
Im not happy when I try to fake it!
No!
Ooh,thats why Im easy
Im easy like sunday morning
Thats why Im easy
Im easy like sunday morning
I wanna be high, so high
I wanna be free to know
The things I do are right
I wanna be free
Just me, babe!
Thats why Im easy
Im easy like sunday morning
Thats why Im easy
Im easy like sunday morning
Because Im easy
Easy like sunday morning
Because Im easy
Easy like sunday morning
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nuh wha uh meen bruh?
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
talking about "easy" and sunday morning makes me want a big ol plate of eggs over easy
with cheese and hot sauce over toast
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
yum...
Stop that Prez, you’re making me hungry. I’m gonna have to settle with microwave popcorn at this hour cuz that’s all I have available. – and it’s easy too. I set it for two minutes exactly. You can still hear it popping when the time runs out, but when you take the bag out there’s not one single burnt kernel. So what if I got a 25-35 leftover seeds at least it’s not burnt naw mean. I got it down to a science. Word ya’ heard.
"The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way." - Dale Carnegie --- Same goes for the Blazers. Thanks Houston.
by blazerbeliever on Jul 26, 2009 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
hahah i made myself hungry...actually got up and i'm havin' cheesy egg burrito and honey bunches of oats...mmm yummy
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
by prezofdeath on Jul 26, 2009 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
my grandpa is the same way
i swear he’d bring his microwave with him if he could when he comes to visit….he loves popcorn and he knows it’s 2:12 on his microwave…..on ours he always has to guess, which bugs the heck out of him haha
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
by prezofdeath on Jul 26, 2009 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
If given a moment's loss of
vigilance my circadian rhythms reject a diurnal schedule and revert immediately to a nocturnal schedule. I worked nights for too long. I’m going to have dinner in a few minutes. I’m actually going to eat a bbq’d hunk of meat and some roasted corn on the cob with a salad and garlic bread.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Basically I ran experiments and other jobs for engineers in a cleanroom environment.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
that's it prez
now i’m going out to eat for breakfast this morning – to the stepping stones cafe!
Boy named Sue
My Name is Sue
How do you do
Now you’re gonna DIE!
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Shirley you don’t think "A Boy Named Sue" was his best.
GO: THE TEACHER ...come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Actually I think I will change mine
Ring Of Fire
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
i didn't want to say Hurt
Hurt was EPIC
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
an overratted and underwhelming bust of a term
but that song does things to my insides that I would not want to admit to another man on a basketball forum…
and thanks for the vid link.. the vid is powerful. Always reminds me of how quickly he went after June died..
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I was shocked when he covered Lords of Acid
by tominhawaii on Jul 26, 2009 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
REC!
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I've got to stick with the original in this instance, but Johnny Cash's version of ...
“Hurt” is one of the hundred greatest songs in my personal opinion. Of course, I’ve yet to make an actual top-100 list. I’ll do it at some point in the future, though.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
Oh, and by "original," I was referring to "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode.
Johnny Cash’s rendition of “Hurt” is just plain superior to the original version by Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
gotta go with Hurt
he could barely sing, and yet, the best song he ever, ever did.
GO: THE TEACHER ...come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
I think I’ve only used the word epic once since it exploded into colloquialism
but if I were to use it again, it would be that song and video – don’t force me
GO: THE TEACHER ...come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
i confess, i've killed epic
i use it way too much.
i think people use awesome way too much as well.
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
Especially SergioFTW
He does it in every post!!!111
by Mortimer on Jul 26, 2009 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
do you just copy and paste when you comment?
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Social Distortion did an awesome cover version of "Ring of Fire" in the early '90s.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbFlM6pFjso
Even though it wasn’t as amazing as the two original hits on their eponymous album, “Story of My Life” and “Ball and Chain,” it was still an outstanding track.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
Hey Mister AK
I ain’t even tried to crack open the big Andre Miller threads… whatcha think of the signin’?
I've gone back and forth between it's an average signing to its a below average signing.
Ultimately, I’m going to stick with “average” in this case. Regarding Andre Miller, he’ll fill a role like Antonio Daniels did with the Seattle SuperSonics earlier this decade under Nate McMillan.
While I doubt that Miller will have a lot of impact on pace — since it’s something that’s dicated mostly by coaching style — he should certainly help boost Greg Oden’s numbers by effectively running both the high pick-and-roll and side screen-and-roll.
Miller should effectively run the pick-and-pop with LaMarcus Aldridge, too, as well as possibly run some give-and-go plays through him wherein he cuts after the pass, gets a dish from the 4 stationed at the high post as he’s running, and drives to the bucket. Miller can also run give-and-go plays with Oden off of the side screen-and-roll — so long as the big guy improves his passing abilities — and post up smaller guys down on the low block.
Miller’s defense against quicker point guards is pretty poor, but he’s really solid against bigger guards — including guys at the 2 — so that’s a bonus. Nonetheless, scared Oden might have continued problems with foul trouble whenever switching out on pick-and-roll and dribble-drive plays wherein Miller gets his ankles broken.
Yet, regardless of the Miller signing, I’m still on the bandwagon of trading Steve Blake, Travis Outlaw, and Jerryd Bayless — along with sweeteners such as Victor Claver, Joel Freeland, Petteri Koponen, Patty Mills, et cetera — to the Chicago Bulls for Kirk Hinrich.
Even with Miller already here, there’d be lots of minutes available on the perimeter for Hinrich.
FIRST QUARTER & THIRD QUARTER
8 Minutes
Weakside Corner: Nicolas Batum
Ballside Wing: Brandon Roy
Point Guard: Andre Miller
4 Minutes
Weakside Corner: Martell Webster or Ime Udoka
Ballside Wing: Rudy Fernandez
Point Guard: Kirk Hinrich
SECOND QUARTER & FOURTH QUARTER
4 Minutes
Weakside Corner: Martell Webster or Ime Udoka
Ballside Wing: Brandon Roy
Point Guard: Andre Miller
2 Minutes
Weakside Corner: Rudy Fernandez
Ballside Wing: Kirk Hinrich
Point Guard: Andre Miller
6 Minutes
Weakside Corner: Rudy Fernandez
Ballside Wing: Brandon Roy
Point Guard: Kirk Hinrich
Whoever starts and finishes between Miller and Hinrich could be switched around based on fit and/or matchups — while I’d also highly suggest signing Ime Udoka to a one-year, minimum-level contract as insurance behind Martell Webster — yet, all things considered, I think there’s still room for the “Captain” on this ship.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
by AK1984 on Jul 26, 2009 3:30 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
normally I'd rec that you make this into a fanpost ... but its probably best to leave the fanposts about miller to a min.
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
With Miller and Batum on the floor together
How are they going to spread the floor? Nic is a decent shooter, but I am wondering if Webster paired with Miller may be more effective. I keep thinking Miller should start, but then I keep coming back to the whole “fit” thing regarding having enough shooters on the floor.
Andre Miller may just come off of the bench and finish games, which is exactly ...
what Antonio Daniels did with the Seattle SuperSonics earlier this decade under Nate McMillan.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
Yeah
That’s one of my favorite CD’s from the 90’s.
by tominhawaii on Jul 26, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
impossible question
I am partial to Big River, The Streets of Laredo, and I Walk the Line
but I’ve Been Everywhere is such a great song. I’m still smiling that u broke that one out.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I think I heard that one by Hank Snow
or someone before I heard Johhny Cash do it
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
yea. not me..
Cash was definitely my first encounter on that one. .
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
i love that song...second fav. has gotta' be man in black though
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
by prezofdeath on Jul 26, 2009 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
ahh, i might have to pull a 92 and take that back....
ring of fire is pretty dang good.
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
by prezofdeath on Jul 26, 2009 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
you posed a really tough question
When someone’s body of work extends across generations, it is nearly impossible to even narrow it down to a few songs.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
odd that no one picked Sunday Morning
that being the JD and all.
cause there’s something in a Sunday/that makes a body feel alone…
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Jul 26, 2009 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s a Kris Kristofferson tune.
“Man in Black” is my favorite, I think.
It's = It Is
Its = Belongs to It
it is but KK can't sing. There, I said it
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Jul 26, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
but he was great as Blade's handler
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
still can't get Cash out of my head!
God’s gonna’ cut you down (Remix) is the song now.
I start the song at 1:50 just because I don’t like 2 minutes of drums to start out.
god's gonna cut you down
was definitely the best song not previously mentioned
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
That's a really good one.
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
that's what happens when you use ice
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
by prezofdeath on Jul 26, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
lol i guess i spoke too soon
how are you healing?
sup cloudy as well
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by Philthyanimal on Jul 26, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
i'm lookin good. been popping advil like crazy all week...decided to go without today and i was actually aright.
not sure if i’ll be ready for bedgeball on tuesday though…i think stitches come out tuesday so we’ll see.
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
by prezofdeath on Jul 26, 2009 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
what if i buy you a richard hamilton mask?
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by Philthyanimal on Jul 26, 2009 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
u mean a courtney lee mask?
rip = yesterday
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
RIP RIP
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
by prezofdeath on Jul 26, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
two prez recs in an hour
my brain must be addled
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
hahah i would SO rock it.
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
by prezofdeath on Jul 26, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
lol
lets find one then.
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by Philthyanimal on Jul 26, 2009 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I counter with this
- Every morning there’s a halo hangin
from the corner of my girlfriend’s four post bed
I know it’s not mine but I’ll see if I can use it for
the weekend or a one-night stand
Couldn’t understand
How to work it out
Once again as predicted left my broken heart open
and you ripped it out- Something’s got me reeling
Stopped me from believing
Turn me around again
Said that we can do it
Y’know I wanna do it again
[Sugar Ray say]
Oh………..
[Every Morning]
Oh…………….
[Every Morning when I wake up]
[Shut the door Ray, don’t say a word]
Oh…….
[She always rights wrongs, she always rights]
[Shut the door Ray, Shut the door Ray]
Every Morning there’s a heartache hanging
from the corner of my girlfriend’s four-post bed
I know it’s not mine and I know she thinks she loves me
but I never can believe what she said
[Repeat **]
Oh………..
[Every Morning]
Oh………………
[Every Morning when I wake up]
[Shut the door Ray, don’t say a word]
Oh………..
[Every Morning]
Oh……….
[Every Morning when I wake up]
[Shut the door Ray, shut the door Ray]
She always rights the wrongs
For me
Baby
She always rights the wrongs
For me
[Repeat *]
[Shut the door Ray, don’t say a word]
Every Morning
Every Morning when I wake up
[Shut the door Ray, shut the door Ray]
Every Morning
Every Morning [Turn me around again]
[Shut the door Ray, don’t say a word]
Every Morning
Every Morning
- Something’s got me reeling
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
I heard that they're getting back together
And they’re playing in Seattle.
"The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way." - Dale Carnegie --- Same goes for the Blazers. Thanks Houston.
by blazerbeliever on Jul 26, 2009 12:41 AM PDT reply actions
meant for reply to Cloudydays
"The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way." - Dale Carnegie --- Same goes for the Blazers. Thanks Houston.
by blazerbeliever on Jul 26, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I was wondering if you meant the Commodors
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
All night long (all night)
I danced to that in front of the Bellagio Fountains in Vegas. Everyone thought I was nuts. It was fun regardless.
"The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way." - Dale Carnegie --- Same goes for the Blazers. Thanks Houston.
by blazerbeliever on Jul 26, 2009 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm easy...
Easy fo’ Sheezy like Sunday morning.
"The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way." - Dale Carnegie --- Same goes for the Blazers. Thanks Houston.
by blazerbeliever on Jul 26, 2009 12:49 AM PDT reply actions
Nobody junks on saturday night
and the secret message isn’t much of a secret
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Like sunday morning
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Here's some junk for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPc1OsYMs8g
"Intent is prior to content, the question is, does this generation really want truth?"
"Cogito ergo sum" -Descartes
pretty alright
wishing i had basketball to watch (the replay of the GSW and NOH during summer league is just not cutting it) enough to consider going to the gym right now just to hear the sound of a ball dribbling…
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
24 hour fitness
:D
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
also bored enough to promote two very different, very cool independent artists
http://www.myspace.com/lionheartiam
http://www.myspace.com/breakingdown
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I hate when you eat a nice meal and then realize you have to clean up the kitchen before you can go back to BEdge/take a nap/go to bed/etc.
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
by prezofdeath on Jul 26, 2009 1:17 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
lol she axed you?
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by Philthyanimal on Jul 26, 2009 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
whatever happened to hotstuff?
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by Philthyanimal on Jul 26, 2009 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions
flutter?
is that like twitter, only for romancing?
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
Though I heard his wife is his beard
If a gay guy’s wife is his beard, what is a gay guy’s kid with that wife? His guns?
and people pretending to be girls
Roybot
Claire
jorga
etc
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
the BEdge women deserve a better commemoration than the lame one with the question about who would you want your mom to be.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
that was the lamest poll in BE history.
someone oughtta be fired for that one
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
random terror firings!
everyone shape up or you’ll get fired too!
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
that actually would be mortimer
they always need big buff bald dudes to throw the girlies around
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
I wonder how much they get paid
I remember being told how little the Laker dancers get, and it was awful.
if brandon, aka the Impoverishing One, wouldn't demand such a BIG contract, we wouldn't have this problem!!!
ok that felt blasphemous
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS
If you look up “selfish jerk who is super greedy and smells bad” in the dictionary, you won’t find anything since the dictionary only lists definitions for individual words and sometimes common phrases, and that is neither, BUT IF IT DID SAY IT IN THE DICTIONARY, it would perhaps maybe suggest Brandon Roy is a living embodiment of someone who is a “selfish jerk who is super greedy and smells bad”.
by Mortimer on Jul 26, 2009 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
i'll rec this i guess
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
close to minimum wage
accord. to interview with Todd last summer
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
enough to make me vomit
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I prefer the still much classier “who would ya like to share an awkward hug with?” :P
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
where to begin?
I’ll go with the only safe answer.. they all scare me too much to awkwardly dry hump.. but who i would like to.. hmmmm.. so many considerations there.. and yet, no good answers that i would want to commit to here..
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Awe
I was thinking of that MMA guy when I wrote that. I was hoping someone would make sophia angry.
by tominhawaii on Jul 26, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
sophia is hot when she is angry
ducks
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
by idoltime on Jul 26, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am to attend a BBQ party tomorrow at Blue Lake Park
However I am concerned about taking my 10 month old out there considering the forecast for temps close to triple digits. :(
Just keep him or her in the car with the windows cracked
It will be fine.
by tominhawaii on Jul 26, 2009 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Tell him to think cool thoughts
And that he can bring his Barbie if he’s gonna be such a girl about the heat.
that's why I name and color code individual sperm based on their chromosome
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
sounds more like creepy guy who pleases himself in public
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Then what is wrong with Barbies?
My parents got me a Cowboy Ken doll when I was 4, because I wanted a Lone Ranger doll (I dunno why, or if they even existed when I was 4). I never told them I didn’t like it.
i've always wondered if it's possible to go to the bathroom, throw up, and blow your nose at the same time.
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
True story
Today we were buying a raft for my dog and I saw a machete that I needed in case of a zombie outbreak, and my wife said I didn’t need it because of storage concerns.
due to storage reasosn, i don't think she's needed either
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
Clear liquid is coming from above my eyebrow where i crashed
i have no idea what it is, but it’s very weird.
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
i just hope either you or tom is wrong
that would be weird if you were both right and a soul was made of….well….you know.
But, Tom’s never been right before, so why would he start now? No worries.
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
UH, HE PREDICTED THE COMING OF ANDRE MILLER
Now is the wrong time to disbelieve Tom’s predictions, especially on the heels of the Andre Miller signing, which came on the heels of the Magic making the finals.
it's seriously weird...it's like I'm crying out of my eyebrow
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
You know what is sad?
Is that 67.3% of the folks that write on BE are way more basketball smart that I am, yet 93.45% of those folks lose sight of the big picture. When I actually talk about basketball, I don’t try to say what I would do and what not, I just try to say what makes the most sense. If the guys who really knew their stuff, would just use a little common sense, there would be half as much trade talk as there is now.
Your B-ball sense is seriously underrated
LOL TOM WHY R U BEING SERIOUS WITH YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING LOLZERS.
Do you think if BE got another big time smart @$$
That folk would talk about you or I being expendable?
I can be replaced in a nano-second
You’re getting a 5 year deal with the 5th a team option, for sure.
Soon there will be no walls to jump off of
We will be winning titles, and the only post that is needed will be WOOOOOO.
We’ll all drown in the flood of WOOOOO posts.
I wish
Travis and LA are probably my two favorite players, even though I don’t like to play favorites. My Outlaw love probably only has about 25% to do with his game. I think he’s the Blazer I’d most like to be friends with in real life.
by tominhawaii on Jul 26, 2009 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is my 5,000th post on Blazers Edge
and it couldn’t have come at a better time… Tom has joined the club!! Oo oo Ah ah !! Go Blazers!!!
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
Hey Bowsie!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
'Sup ATF?
I hope you’ve been well…. I cant wait for the season to start!! This is our boys big year… I can feel it… despite all the negative nellies around here..
Oo oo Ah aH!
- for ya!
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
that's weird
that 1. is sposed to be a # 25
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
I agree. I can't wait for the season to start.
I’m well. How’ve you been?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
quite well
except the heat is getting to me… I’m correction fluid white and a cold blooded norwegian, so the sun/heat combo is tough to deal with. AND its sposed to be a roaster next coupla days here…. I just bought a kiddie pool today and set it up so I can cool off when I overheat… I always click on your stuff as it appears… kust like 92’s … See yuz!
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
Howya doing buddy??
Still rockin’ that AC/DC??
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
well... My AC went out
all that work every year to get it installed… what a pain… then I turn it on and its just warm air… talk about frustratin!
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
That sucks
can it be fixed?? Or do you have to get a new one?
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
not now! Its in the junk heap
that’s why I got the kiddie pool… rotten neighbor kids got in it before me and didnt even ask first
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
Haha re the kids
too bad about the AC my friend…..I had three window units in my garage until a week ago….sold em all on Craigs
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
This place we call
the warehouse here in AZ has air conditioning, but I still like to open the windows part of the time.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
MILLER SCREWS UP THE TOM PLAYOFF FORMULA!
...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...
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Maybe not!
Do we know what number he’s taking? He can’t take 7, of course.
I propose the number 1 this year, then 99 the next (I believe Tom’s system switches every season).
He must black out when he does that
Then he wakes up and goes “huh…? wha happened..? Why am I sticky?”. That’s how Prez can do it and still be holy.
What is that?
My uncle told me that a “frump” is someone who farts in the tub and bites at the bubbles.
My friend Kyle in grade school said
A “quimby” is someone who sucks the farts out of dead seagulls. That’s why I stick to pigeons.
i thought you went to bed at nine?
did you get in a good rest or could you not sleep?
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
If only they invented electrical outlets
That you could “plug” a power cord attached to your “laptop” into the electrical outlet, which itself was connected to an electrical grid that crisscrossed the nation.
by Mortimer on Jul 26, 2009 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
About the only thing I know about computers
Is that they take electricity to work, and Prez hasn’t even figured THAT part out.
Top 10 Funniest South Parks of all time (imo)
The best part is when Randy and Kyle have their bonding moment. Or, maybe when Cartman is yelling at his mom for the bedpan. CLASSIC
by Chris-8ally on Jul 26, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
He's just like our dads.
One day my dad said he had to go because his laptop was about to die, and he never came back.
Found out he started a new life 3 states over, with a nicer laptop.
It’s Saturday night
and I’m just hangin’ out
Lookin’ for a place to party
So I jumps into my ride
and I hits the road
Cause there’s only one place to go
Down to the nightclub
Oo the women be righteous and ready and pretty
ready and pretty
To the nightclub
We go bumpty-bumpty bump
(Bump City)
Sittin’ by the dance floor
checkin’ it out
Watchin’ the man with the fast feet
He got the hippest threads
and the bad boogaloo
And a big old bag of tricks
Down to the nightclub
GO: THE TEACHER ...come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
that might have been a lame site
GO: THE TEACHER ...come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
not me
GO: THE TEACHER ...come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Dude, just put the word "lux" in the search box and figure it out.
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by TheTinfoil on Jul 26, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
This is another favorite song of mine
Put The Message In The Box – Word Party
It takes 35 seconds for the song to start on the video.
R U 4 Serious?
I think iti’s a good message, but there is nothing about that song that makes me ever want to listen to it again.
listen to this one tho its really good too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5od60otpYY
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
this is good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ctpic0VhrA&feature=related
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
so is this. i know you aint listening so this is mostly for pookey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igt-jW4e8ts
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
id say this is one of my top rap songs so if you dont want to listen to others then just click this
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
You kids need to learn about real music
hey im just talking about rap right now. i know there are better songs
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
Then how do you splain your choice of the song "Hole in the Bucket"?
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
Okay Tom you asked for real music? Here ya go:
Santana – Smooth
Santana – Samba Pa Ti
Dave Matthews – Everyday
Eric Clapton – Sunshine of Your Love
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
No rap and/or hip hop? What about the R & B?
Spearhead – Hole In The Bucket
Tupac — Not safe for stuff
this sent me on a youtube link fest
This may be the best song ever. It’s possible I’m wrong, but I don’t think so.
So, at Comic-Con
I saw Lou Ferrigno, the guy who plays Candyman, the MAD cartoonist who does Groo and other stuff, the girl on Bones (Zooey Deschanel’s sister), all the people from The Mighty Boosh, the MST3K guys, uhhhhh…
Oh, Seth Green, ummmm…
It was fun, I’d never gone before.
The booths were real cool. Lotsa bad smells from people.
by Mortimer on Jul 26, 2009 2:37 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
nice you made it down to the SD comic con?
MST3k was the greatestest
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I met Lou once
I tried to get him to sign a copy of Top Cat. He shook his head and Said “Dats not duh Hulk!”
I'm gonna get Tom in trouble with Dave
I’ve never liked Dave
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Bulls continue to make no sense
Bulls general manager Gar Forman is confident with the team’s roster, but they will continue to discuss possible trades. “The roster (is set) as of now,” said Forman. “We talk to a lot of teams to see if we can make ourselves better. Outside of a major type trade, I really don’t see us doing anything. We would anticipate we will carry 13 players. We have a qualifying offer out to Aaron Gray and all indications are that he will sign it and return. I like our roster. We like our young core and where we’re at. We feel pretty good going into the season.”
Hey, we like all our guys. Wanna trade?
As much as it saddens me for an obvious reason, I actually think that the Chicago Bulls will stand pat.
Sans waiting for Aaron Gray to sign his one-year, $1,000,497 qualifying offer — as well as waive the non-guaranteed contracts of Linton Johnson and DeMarcus Nelson — the Bulls look to be set at this moment.
The Bulls will certainly be longer this season, with a healthy Luol Deng and rookie James Johnson taking up minutes at small forward. John Salmons, moreover, stands at a respectable 6’6" for a shooting guard. Joakim Noah, Tyrus Thomas, Brad Miller, and Taj Gibson will all receive their fair share of minutes on the frontline, while Salmons, Derrick Rose, Kirk Hinrich, and Jannero Pargo will battle it out in the backcourt.
Oh, and last and definitely least, none of us can forget Jerome James collecting dust on the inactive list — while Jerry Reinsdorf collects sizeable insurance payments — as he gleefully mails FIU head coach Isiah Thomas weekly thank you cards that praise him for the $6,600,000 he’ll be earning this season.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
Blazers summer league player Bobby Jones signs with Teramo (Italy, Serie A)
Team announcement http://tinyurl.com/l6nmk9
Got the hint from Ridiculous Upside. I don’t think there was any hope that the Blazers would sign him after playing with mediocre efficiency and considering our minute crunch at SF and SG.
In my infinite boredom, I came up with a totally new, unique way to get Carlos Boozer to the Miami Heat.
FROM MIAMI
PF Mark Blount ($7,967,375)
PF Udonis Haslem ($7,100,000)
SG Yakhouba Diawara ($945,000)
FROM NEW JERSEY
PG Keyon Dooling ($3,564,000)
PF Eduardo Najera ($3,000,000)
FROM UTAH
PF Carlos Boozer ($12,323,900 + $333,333 in incentives)
TO MIAMI
PF Carlos Boozer ($12,323,900 + $333,333 in incentives)
PG Keyon Dooling ($3,564,000)
PF Eduardo Najera ($3,000,000)
TO NEW JERSEY
PF Mark Blount ($7,967,375)
TO UTAH
PF Udonis Haslem ($7,100,000)
SG Yakhouba Diawara ($945,000)
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=lgtqho
For the Miami Heat, Pat Riley would manage to acquire a bona fide low-post scorer in Carlos Boozer to pair with defensive-minded pivotman Jermaine O’Neal — who’s really a center on defense, but a power forward on offense — at a one-year rental or for the long haul if a contract extension is agreed upon by both parties.
The Heat would acquire decent backups at power forward forward (i.e., Eduardo Najera) and point guard (i.e., Keyon Dooling), too, while Michael Beasley shifts to small forward in an attempt to mimic Carmelo Anthony’s career. Yet, if the Heat land Lamar Odom with its mid-level exception, then Beasley would in turn be a backup combo forward behind the “Candy Man” — no, not that “Kandi Man” — and Boozer.
For the New Jersey Nets, the organization would slash $3,000,000 in guaranteed salaries for the 2010-2011 season and $2,250,000 in guaranteed salaries for the 2011-2012 season.
For the Utah Jazz, the organization would save $4,612,233 in payroll for the 2009-2010 season — as well as shave off $4,612,233 in pending luxury tax payments — which is a nice chunk of change. In return for Boozer, moreover, the ballclub would get a solid backup power forward in Udonis Haslem and a useful third-string swingman in Yakhouba Diawara.
While on the court that’s not an even trade for Boozer, it’s a fair deal when financial matters and the logjam at power forward — which is due to the recent matching of the offer sheet Paul Millsap signed with the Portland Trail Blazers — are taken into consideration.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
I doubt New Jersey would do that deal even though their financial situation is bad. They have little depth on guard, and Najera while not impressive is more solid than Blount and their unstable prospects.
Even after such a trade, New Jersey would still have okay depth.
C: Brook Lopez
C: Tony Battie
C: Josh Boone
PF: Yi Jianlian
PF: Sean Williams
PF: Mark Blount
SF: Bobby Simmons
SF: Jarvis Hayes
SF: Trenton Hassell
SG: Courtney Lee
SG: Terrence Williams
SG: Chris Douglas-Roberts
PG: Devin Harris
PG: Rafer Alston
Beyond signing a serviceable third-string point guard off of the scrap heap such as Tyronn Lue, there wouldn’t need to be any more moves made by the Nets front office this summer under that scenario.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
Forgot that they drafted Terrence Williams. That looks better than I remembered from last season where CDR disappointed a bit and no Lee and Alston yet. Maybe they are indeed looking to trade later in the offseason or after Christmas. Don’t know how their players are viewed on the market though. Reportedly Sean Williams was offered to the Blazers in a package with Carter and KP wanted no part of him – athletic headcase. Yi isn’t really progressing. CDR might also be on the market now that they have Lee and Williams.
I expect the New Jersey Nets will just decline its team option on Sean Williams for the ...
2010-2011 season, while Chris Douglas-Roberts is a cheap third-string shooting guard. So, other than finding a way to dump Eduardo Najera and Keyon Dooling like I suggested above, the one big thing Rod Thorn and Kiki Vandeweghe must decide is what to do with Yi Jianlian.
A simple idea would be for the Nets to offer Jianlian to the Golden State Warriors for Brandan Wright. For Jianlian, playing in the Bay Area under Don Nelson would be a wonderful change of scenery both on and off the court. On the other hand, Wright would likely fit right in alongside Brook Lopez on the Nets frontline. Indeed, it’d be a solid move for both franchises.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
Well, you learn something new every day.
http://www.snopes.com/legal/3peat.asp
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
Without looking at it
I am going to guess that it is about Pat Riley owning the term of 3peat?
Ok, I check now… hey, I was right.
For the cheapskates out there...
There is a free market today downtown, where people bring stuff to give away, and give free workshops on things they know a lot about.
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I totally went to this, and nobody was there. not a single person.
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Are you sure it was today?
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
De Nye Gitarkameratene make my sundays perfect.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
Bad news for Koponen: His team acquired Italian national team PG Luca Vitale
Who is 6’6’’, 23, like Koponen a very tall PG/SG. The team tries to negotiate a lower contract with Koponen since Vitale will make about 500k euro per year, but might end up waiving him according to the Corriere dello Sport.
Maybe he can latch onto a team with a little more oppurtunity for him to play. He wont make much money but atleast he gets to play.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
That indeed should be his goal
Heard and tweeted also today that Sarunas Jasikevicius has extended with Panathinaikos. That’s bad news for Nick Calathes (Mavs traded for him on draft night), who as I predicted a while ago selected a club that is simply to good and competitive every year to give much playing time to a rookie, no matter if he comes from a good college or not. A bit like Jennings.
I think they still don't understand Europe.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
I'm going day drinking at the beach
Oh, I forgot to tell you kids. Last night we went out to eat and I went to go potty, not poop, and there was some old dude standing threshold of a large space outside the men’s and the women’s restrooms. He was an old Japanese dude, and after I squeezed past him, I looked around the room and was like, “What the heck? Why is that guy standing in the door when there is so much more space in this room.” Then I looked the guy and he said, “What are you looking at?”
What are you drinking?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 26, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I think mine was the best though
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
The question that the large japanese man asked tom was more than fair. In a way, outside of being a physical challenge, “what are you looking at?” is literal. What is it that you think you are seeing? In this case, I would have to argue that Tom didn’t know what he was looking at. A large japanese man deliberately blocking the restrooms? It doesn’t make any sense.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 26, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I wanted to say a douche with a blue tooth
I just ignored him then gave him the stink eye when I left.
by tominhawaii on Jul 26, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
We are going to a Mexican restaurant for breakfast
So probably Land Shark or Dos Equis then just Coors light at the beach. It’s great for chugging when you need to get the salt taste out of your mouth.
by tominhawaii on Jul 26, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
The salt taste from the previous coors light?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 26, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah
I only bring beer in the can to the beach and Coors light is super cheap.
by tominhawaii on Jul 26, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I was just kidding because I’m in the same boat. I can’t even afford pbr in nyc. Coors light is sometimes as cheap as fifty cents a can. I am drinking one right now, matter of fact.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 26, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I envy Americans.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
You envy us our coors light? You can keep your envy, sir. Two weeks ago I was sippin’ on Grolsch cans that were 1.5 times bigger and 15 times tastier than my current sweaty coors light. The cost? €1.10. Spendier? Yes. Worth the upgrade? An enthusiastic yes.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 26, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I only drink to get drunk. Which happens about once every two months.
Taste is no issue.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
A lie, sometimes I drink Magners.
Which costs £3.30 a pint, $5.5 dollars.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
Now, in addition to the envy I have handed back to you, you have my pity.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 26, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Peer pressure is an awful thing.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
I loved Kenya, but the only beer you could get out in the bush was “Tusker”. Ugh. I think there is more elephant in that beer than just the logo.

a beer you will never forget.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 26, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you kill him?
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Gots to protect ya prid namean?
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
How dare he show his face in Pearl Harbour territory.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
Looks like Drew Gooden is going to be a Mav. The real question here is, who cares? Only when we find out who may we then ask why.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 26, 2009 11:51 AM PDT reply actions
The dude who came to the conclusion that this is better than signing Leon Powe is insane.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 26, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Powe as a player, only I have about the same bad feelings about his knee than the oft-discussed knees of Blair.
If I had the choice between rolling the dice on Powe’s knee or seeing Dwight Gooden play one quarter for the team I rooted for I would go with the knee in a heartbeat.
I also love how all the posters here who complained about Blair’s knee are the same ones who sunk the OKC blog’s poll on whether or not you would take Durant or Oden given the chance to re-do the draft. I’m not saying. But I am saying.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 26, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I still like Blair, and think the Spurs have made a steal. If his knees are done in 3 years, until then you can hardly beat the value he’ll bring at that cost. As for Powe, he had the same injury in high school, and reportedly his ACLs and the knee in general doesn’t look great on MRIs now after he re-injured it. Since the Mavs want to compete now, it doesn’t surprise me that they went with the route of a safe yet not amazing player. Powe will rehab with the Celtics and probably sign a qualifying offer to do so, and become a free agent next year again. Still better than in previous years, when guys like Malik Allen, Jamaal Magloire, Juwan Howard held down that spot Gooden has now.
I actually still like Blair as well. I don’t think that he’s going to be a star in the league, but I think he will be a lot better than Gooden.
As for Gooden, I don’t have a statistical formula that can back me up, other than just watching basketball, but Drew Gooden has negative value in my book. The number of stupid defensive plays, rushed shots, ridiculous passes, and predictable post moves makes me want to vomit whenever he checks into the game. Now, you do have a good point when you mention that relative to Allen, Magliore and Howard he may have some value, but my argument is just get rid of all of those guys and see if you can find another way to absorb the minutes they are wasting.
I know you are more intimately involved with the mavs than I am, so I should defer to you more, but maybe I can phrase my opinion as a warning: Be prepared to hate Drew Gooden in March.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 26, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I was never a fan of Gooden, though offensively he was nice in quite a number of games I saw especially in Cleveland. He hits that front shot about one or two steps inside the three point line very consistently. Statistically his PER is above league average (while his salary now is about $1.5 million below), and about in line with Bass. But I know that defensively I wouldn’t trust him to stop any number of PFs in the western conference, much less centers (don’t know why some Mavs fans see him as a C). I hope the Mavs still sign some Euro, D-League player or at least Hollins who gave some nice effort on that end last year. Otherwise I’ll expect a lot of Kidd, Terry, Howard, Marion, Dirk which is decent when it comes to defensive rebounding (Dirk gets little credit for being good there, and Marion isn’t bad either) but not exactly a fearsomely physical front court.
If Gooden was satisfied with taking the drive-and-kick spot up J that you mentioned, I would be happy with him as a bench four. But that guy eats possessions. His post offense is almost as cancerous as Z-bo’s. It is an abomination. It makes me shiver when I think about it.
Also, I know the whole personality as a player is equivalent to personality as a baller is not always an effective approximation, but sometimes it just seems to fit. Jordan was a heartless assassin on and off the court. Ditto for Gooden, but replace “heartless assassin” with “spaz.”
I like Kidd, Terry, Howard, Marion and Dirk as a starting five, but ultimately I don’t believe any team is winning a championship with Drew Gooden contributing significant minutes, and no team in the west is even making the finals if you’re counting on 18 minutes a night from him.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 26, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
In more “who cares” Mavs news (and a bit old), Shawn Marion will wear No. 0. I hope that’s not a sign for how many rings he will win and what he intends to contribute.
I hope it’s an homage to Starbury.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 26, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
It is so hot in my apartment that my dog has chosen to hang out in the bathtub. She is staring at me, too. Her eyes seem to say, “buuuuuy an aiiiiiiirrrr conditioner.”
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 26, 2009 12:04 PM PDT reply actions
“some idiot brought a cougar to a party”
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 26, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Still in tub, here is a pic of the look she is giving me.

Tom’s inspired me. I’m going to take the LIRR out to the beach and watch the sunset over the ocean industrial skyline of Long Island. Curse you, east coast!
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 26, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
OHHHHHHHHH! How can you possibly deny her an air conditioner?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
True, but that bath looks like it hasn’t a window. I know baths like that. Maybe washing her with a conditioner would be an option ;)
You're silly.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Does that count as an ad hominem? ;D
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
attack?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Cute dog
She has ginormous bat sized ears…but cute. Could you respect her privacy? Jeez. Let me guess. Your email is GoBlazers1.
by Sabonis4Ever on Jul 26, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Caption
“Don’t look in the tub. Do Not look in the tub”
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Nic wins again, top scorer

Daily Nic news: France beats Czech Republic in final test game of the Strasbourg tournament 84-66 (unbeaten)
Batum boxscore: 30 min, 15 PTS on 6/11 incl. 1/3, 2/4 FT, 1 offensive board, 5 AST, 1 TO, 2 STL, 1 BLK, 2 PF
by Norsktroll on Jul 26, 2009 12:36 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
How did Noah do again?
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 26, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
18 minutes, 3/6, 5/6 from the line, four rebounds, 1 assist, 1 steal, 3 fouls, no turnovers. They say he won’t be in the qualification as agreed to with the Bulls, but they still seem to hope that he might return if they qualify for the EuroBasket. He was definitely helping them in those test games. If only to keep minutes for inferior players like Gomis and Petro lower.
Not bad, from the photos you posted he looks to be making good on his promise to bulk up
If only Tyrus heeded the same advice :(
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 26, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
love the 5 assist line
what is Nic’s role on the team?
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
The Lloyd acquisition will mean that he’ll be sprinting on the fast break quite a bit… I am hoping that Nate will put the ball in his hands a little more in the halfcourt, let him initiate in pick and roll situations. He’s got good handles and court vision.
life is better as an optimist
talking about the French team
does he play like a point forward for them?
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
Defensive stopper against whoever is the best wing on the other team, and the national team coach (who happens to be Nic’s old coach) used him at SG quite extensively so he can have Diaw on at the same time, and because Parker had a minor injury. He seems to trust Nic’s ability of dribbling, though Nando De Colo is the default ball handler when Parker isn’t in.
Spurs sign Theo Ratliff
He can’t hit a jumpshot like Kurt Thomas, but still one of the better interior defenders.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
that team is ancient. Finley, Ratliff, McDyess, Jefferson… is this 2004?
life is better as an optimist
Pop never liked youth (aside from Parker)
I think it’s a good mix of talent, but just a season too late to seriously contend for a title (though if LA loses Odom….it could make things interesting).
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 26, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Caption
“Sure it’s frickin cold in Minnesota…..but it is a dry cold”
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
He is obviously lying!!
Don’t believe him Rickeee!!!
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I just listened to the Andre Miller conference call
It was the regular cliche stuff. All the local media (both Portland and Philly) asked their standard questions. When it was winding down (KP said “just a couple more questions”) some tool asked Dre what restaurant Kp took him to. His response was funny. “Are you serious??” Guy says: “yeah”, so Dre says “Some Italian place….I think I had pasta”…..check it out
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Nate’s later interview on him is better. http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/7/26/963538/nate-mcmillan-on-andre-miller
He really stresses his experience and ability to act like an on-court coach in pressure situations, and hopes that he will make all those around him better. He also states that he likes the PG rotation now, and will still give Bayless chances and hopes he can learn from Miller.
I was just updating my podcasts and came across the Miller presser/conference call
Pretty run of the mill stuff with the exception of that last question ……which was really stupid. I will check out the one you linked
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn, damn, damn.
R.I.P. Vernon Forrest

Photo:AP Photo/Jeff Zelevansky
Make the music with your mouth Prz
Salaam.
Still my favorite fanpost of all time
I can never read it without laughing.
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/3/24/808914/nate-the-signalman
I don’t know
who’s got a link to the post where this guy talks to himself for almost the entire post. He makes all kinds of arguments, point counterpoint.
One of my favorite posts.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
I don't have the link but
I think it was 12sharks who posted it
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
12sharks talking to himself
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/2/14/759494/junk-trades-all-stard-edit
found it, this should be immortalized somewhere in the BE hall of fame. I would hate to see it ever get deleted.
If someone here hasn’t read this, it’s great stuff.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
by Blazer1342 on Jul 26, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wow
that was just amazing
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
good stuff, ain't it
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
pure genius
of the most insane variety
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
lol
Ollie with photos. then there’s the depth chart thang about half way down. What a crack up – I love it.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
that depth chart is fantastic
this is priceless
When I was a kid, I went to a Timberwolves game and I actually won a prize of being able to hang out with KO for a day. I was only, like, 5, but it sounded super awesome so I got to go. Turns out hanging with Ollie for a "normal" day basically consisted of driving around being really cranky looking for his "friends", picking up some money from his "girlfriend and her friends" and huffing gold spray paint out of a garbage bag.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Substitutions for the depth chart – more good stuff
solved by Bayless and Blake splitting 48 seconds of playing time.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
I also love
referring to Hinrich as “the Benjamin Button of basketball skills”
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Yeah, that's good too.
were you around when Norsk fanshot the AI rap song. That a must see/hear.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
AI rap song? Is that the Press Hop thing where they set ‘Practice’ to a beat? that was hysterical.. I used the link Norsk provided in a JD once to copy that off of youtube
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
That’s it, if there’s ever a BE hall of fame, 12sharks post
and that AI fanshot are my first 2 votes.
AI press hop link for those who haven’t heard it
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
are you a woman?
Were you the one who tried lux?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
lux is also the name of the promiscuous sister in the virgin suicides
so it’s quite an appropriate question
Mejor que la mota
amazing reference pull there
i bow before greatness
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Apparently O-Livers don't like BEdge:
Posted by travis13 on 07/24/09 at 12:14PM
He ain’t Hinrich, but I’m pretty, pretty happy with this signing. People over at Blazers Edge are freaking out because they fear he’s too old, can’t shoot, and whatever else. Ben and Dave also got behind the Hedo signing, so their opinions are obsolete.
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Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
Grab the pitchforks and torches.
We’re in for a blood bath.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
I will ƒ¨ç˚ †˙øß´ µø†˙´® ƒ¨ç˚´®å up
by tominhawaii on Jul 26, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
O-live is your old crew
Who’s side are you on Tom?
by Sabonis4Ever on Jul 26, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I was originally an O-liver
but they only offered me a 1 yr contract. BLedge offer 2yrs with a team option for a 3rd……I am totally loyal to BLedge now!!
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I hung out there from ‘98 until about the time the Blazers got the #1 pick. I didn’t comment there though.
by tominhawaii on Jul 27, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you see me bumping around?
I was there about the same timeframe….and did comment …same name too
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 27, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't remember any names
I remember asking why Jamaal Magloire was such a valuable expiring contract to every team but the Blazers and one guy gave a good explanation and everyone else was a jerk. That ended me reading anything but the www.oregonlive.com/blazers
by tominhawaii on Jul 27, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
There were (and are) a lot jerks over there
I mostly did what i do here ….be a smart ass mostly….and joke around with others of like mind
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 27, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
u2
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 27, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
get a room
i hear there are some nice ones from cloudy and s4e
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Jealousy is an ugly emotion
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 27, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
yea... I really just want to be <3 me, too...
I was dreaming of the past.
And my heart was beating fast,
I began to lose control,
I began to lose control,
I didn’t mean to hurt you,
I’m sorry that I made you cry,
I didn’t want to hurt you,
I’m just a jealous guy,
I was feeling insecure,
You might not <3 me any more,
I was shivering inside,
I was shivering inside,
I was trying to catch your eyes,
Thought that you were trying to hide,
I was swallowing my pain,
I was swallowing my pain.
I didn’t mean to hurt you,
I’m sorry that I made you cry,
oo-ooh.. I didn’t want to hurt you,
I’m just a jealous guy
oh yea.. I’m just a jealous guy
watch out.. I’m just a jealous guy
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Nice choice
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 27, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
tx, i enjoyed it, too
RIP JLenn
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I recently picked up Beatles Anthology
and watched all 6 DVDs…..ten hours plus special features…..sweet!
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't done that for many years
I watched the VHS version of that like 13 years ago.. i believe it is like 10 tapes and 1 bonus one or something.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I had only watched it on TV when it originally aired
so this was great to see it again. Plus my 13 year old wanted to watch it with me …so that was very cool
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 27, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
yea.. I could only imagine that would be very special
it was special enough that i watched it right after they released it with my younger sister (then 13 and i was 18).. she was finally getting decent taste in music. Now she is a musician. Kids, they grow up so fast.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
He raids my music collection regularly
anything with guitars in it is cool with him
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 27, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Getting new bass strings is wonderful… sound incredible, feel good… dang expensive though.
life is better as an optimist
I really like the way it feels with the wider neck, plus having the fifth string to drop down to is nice.
life is better as an optimist
Google Pril Kubicki guitars
And check out the “factor” bass,I had a hand in the design,tooling and first run.
by southern oregon on Jul 26, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a friend who has a 5 string upright
And a 5 string Carvin that I have fooled around with a litte,its kind of disorienting
by southern oregon on Jul 26, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Slowness in the junkness.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
Steve Wilkos is an idiot.
Although, that is probably not contraversial.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
cv
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
Wrong button but hell, why not?
What’s the most interesting thing on your C.V?
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
Central Vertabrae
I have a bone spur :)
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
classical statistics
I worked with my Latin professor as an undergrad to test authorship in latin and greek texts. He prepped the text and wrote the perl script to count the frequency of words used in a target text compared to the “known corpus” of work and i analyzed the data and devised the inferential testing..
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
was he trying to catch plagiarists?
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Jul 26, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
sort of yea!
the method he was using had actually successfully identified one unknown sonnet with the work of shakespeare and another suspect shakespeare sonnet as someone elses.
there is just a lot of unknowns when you are dealing with really old works.. obviously, the plagiarism is purely academic.. hard to do anything about it over 2000 years later..
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I thought maybe he was going after his students
“Arma virumque cano…” that sounds familiar… let’s plug it into the machine
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Jul 26, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
personal or professional?
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Both.
Not sure what a personal C.V is though. I guess a short bio?
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
does anyone outside of academia use the term C.V.?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Business uses it too
as a sort synonym for Resume.
C.V.= Curiculum Verite (sp?)
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Curriculum Vitae
I always had to redo my CV into a resume when I applied for real work.. lol
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I knew it was something like that
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
On personal CV
There was a weekend of debauchery in Reno many years ago that not many in my current circle are aware of. (We called it the Naked Weekend for years)
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't use this for my resume
FYI
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
might work well depnding on the position
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Don't know if it was reported, but Claver was confirmed for the Spanish national team 2 days ago. Sergio seems out.
“It gives me great pride not only to be in the national team, but in the best national team of our history,” Claver said.
“Since they won the FIBA World Championship, not many players have been able to get into the team and to be one of them gives me pride as well as to wear the national team colors.”
Pos. # Nat. Name Ht. Wt.
C 4 Gasol, Pau 2.15 m (7 ft 1 in) 118 kg (260 lb)
SG 5 Fernández, Rudy 1.98 m (6 ft 6 in) 84 kg (185 lb)
PG 6 Rubio, Ricky 1.96 m (6 ft 5 in) 86 kg (190 lb)
SG 7 Navarro, Juan Carlos 1.92 m (6 ft 4 in) 79 kg (174 lb)
PF 9 Reyes, Felipe 2.06 m (6 ft 9 in) 118 kg (260 lb)
PG 11 López, Raúl 1.86 m (6 ft 1 in) 79 kg (174 lb)
SF 12 Rodríguez, Berni 1.97 m (6 ft 6 in) 93 kg (205 lb)
C 13 Gasol, Marc 2.16 m (7 ft 1 in) 120 kg (265 lb)
SF 14 Mumbrú, Álex 2.02 m (6 ft 8 in) 100 kg (220 lb)
PF 15 Garbajosa, Jorge 2.07 m (6 ft 9 in) 111 kg (245 lb)
SF - Claver, Víctor 2.06 m (6 ft 9 in) 102 kg (225 lb)
PG - Cabezas, Carlos 1.87 m (6 ft 2 in) 93 kg (205 lb
Here is another version from the website of the Spanish federation. Also Claver but no Sergio
Nombre Altura Edad Club Puesto
Pau Gasol 2,15 06/07/1980 Los Angeles Lakers Pívot (102 v. internacional)
Rudy Fernández 1,95 04/04/1985 Portland Trail Blazers Alero (76 v. internacional)
Raúl López 1,82 15/04/1980 Real Madrid Base (46 v. internacional)
Juan Carlos Navarro 1,92 13/06/1980 F. C. Barcelona Alero (136 v. internacional)
Carlos Cabezas 1,86 14/11/1980 Unicaja Base (61 v. internacional)
Felipe Reyes 2,06 16/03/1980 Real Madrid Pívot (121 v. internacional)
Víctor Claver 2,05 30/08/1988 Pamesa Valencia Pívot (1 v. internacional)
Ricky Rubio 1,90 21/10/1990 DKV Joventut Base (15 v. internacional)
Berni Rodríguez 1,97 07/06/1980 Unicaja Alero (57 v. internacional)
Marc Gasol 2,15 29/01/1985 Memphis Grizzlies Pívot (48 v. internacional)
Alex Mumbrú 2,02 06/12/1979 Real Madrid Alero (57 v. internacional)
Jorge Garbajosa 2,04 19/12/1977 BC Khimki Pívot (132 v. internacional)
Sául Blanco 1,94 16/05/1985 A.G. Fuenlabrada Escolta (Debutante)
Sergio Llull 1,90 15/11/1987 Real Madrid Base (Debutante)
Guillem Rubio 2,02 14/10/1982 Ricoh Manresa Pívot (Debutante)
Indeed. There are 4 PGs (“base”) on the team w/o Calderon according to the Spanish fed site, and none of them is Sergio
Sergio is out until he shows improvement.
Just IMO. Either he needs to improve in Sac, or improve when he moves back overseas. He’s basically been invisible for two years.
Thinking it over a little bit, the word "improvement" is questionable
There’s still an argument that he’s better than seen the last few years. If that is the case, then it’s simply about playing time and visibility.
then the key word is
“shows”
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I’m not Sergio’s biggest fan, but it’s a bit harsh if they take Rubio (obviously), Lopez (NBA bust, thought Jerry Sloan is partly to blame), Llull (promising project, but not more proven than Sergio) and Cabezas (Knicks had some interest, but really needs some time to develop). Then there is another rookie guard with Blanco, though they list him as a SG. And Navarro can do both of course. Lopez moves from Spain to Russia next year. Llull was drafted but stays in Spain. So not sure the situation will change much until the world championships, when likely Calderon will be back.
Problem for Sergio is, while Sacramento was maybe the best environment KP could find for him, Evans and Udrih are not a piece of cake to overcome either. The owner already all but blurted out during summer league that Evans will start and take 30+ minutes, and since he is huge posting up players they will need guys to space the floor around him. That’s not Sergio with his outside shot. And for the backup spot it’s Sergio vs. the more experienced Udrih. That could really lead to him going back to Spain.

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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I use the word Monkey to denote
most primates up and including many small homosapiens
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahahahahaa!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I usually greet my kids with a hearty....
…….“Helloooo monkeys!!!”
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sure their future therapists will thank you. ;P
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Future therapists? Maybe
Their current ones freakin’ love me
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Please dont tell me
That you have a kid named"curious George"
by southern oregon on Jul 26, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Questioning little.....
More appropriate?
I’m kidding. Love children. Lots.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
I molest their corruptions into perfections.
Phew, saved myself there.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
Please dont tell me
That you have a kid named Curious George.
by southern oregon on Jul 26, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah .....they are named ....
….Walker and Texas Ranger
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Girl is TR
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Well...she might be...she is nine
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
what happened to Tom's contest entry?
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Now accessible for R rated comments at thetinfoil@gmail.com
did it drop off the page?
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
the Nutria sued?
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Jul 26, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I found it
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I forget about it until I see Roybot repping the Old One
and I wonder, why? Did they ever explain why they changed?
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Jul 26, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh oh, Yahoo reports Monty Williams IS among the finalists for the Wolves job unlike reported earlier
League sources say the finalists include ABC-TV analyst and former NBA point guard Mark Jackson, Houston Rockets assistant Elston Turner, Los Angeles Lakers assistant Kurt Rambis and Portland Trail Blazers assistant Monty Williams. Jackson has been considered the front-runner.
I feel bad about rooting against Monty getting the Minn job, but same here.
On the other hand, we survived when Tim Grgurich left, even though everyone raved about him. We’ll be ok here too.
I really like Monty… a better opportunity than Minnesota will come up next year, hopefully. It’s partly me wanting him as a Blazer and partly wanting him to be in a position to succeed.
life is better as an optimist
It's all about me wanting him to be a Blazer :)
He seems to be a very intelligent assistant. Which of course may be exactly why we lose him.
I'm still bored and in the mood to make a simple, albeit interesting trade proposals.
FROM PORTLAND & TO NEW JERSEY
2010 First-Round Draft Pick (Via The Dallas Mavericks)
FROM PORTLAND & TO NEW JERSEY
Travis Outlaw ($3,600,000)
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=nk3uaf
For the New Jersey Nets, the team currently has a hole at small forward with Bobby Simmons, Jarvis Hayes, and Trenton Hassel taking up space on the roster. As a result, Travis Outlaw would be a cheap, cost-effective stopgap at the position for one season; he’d be acquired via the trade exception formed from the Vince Carter deal earlier this summer.
For the Portland Trail Blazers, the team cuts ties with Outlaw. In the process, payroll is slashed in the interim and a future asset is obtained via a future first-round draft pick.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
if the reports about Memphis being willing to give a draft pick for Travis were true, that would be a very interesting deal.
After summer league, I feel like Cunningham could take 12 minutes per game at the backup 4.
life is better as an optimist
thinking over this… I think Travis needs to be moved, just to be fair. He won’t get enough minutes to showcase his talents in a contract year. It’d be cool if he could get a big pay day next summer.
life is better as an optimist
Yeah, it'd be in the best interest of both the Portland Trail Blazers and Travis Outlaw if he's ...
traded elsewhere. The New Jersey Nets would be a nice destination for him, too, at least for one season during his contract year.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
Jaynes put up a blog post asking for a job opportunity… someone responded with this comment. (emphasis mine.)
Bill McDonald says:
July 26, 2009 at 3:57 pm
It’s a damn shame seeing a great writer like you struggling and it’s 100% caused by this transition from print to the Internet.
A lot of times I read your columns twice just to enjoy the pace. You start at point A and you roll forward with total command ’til you get to point Z. It’s a lot harder than it looks and there are millions of writers out there who can’t do it.
Reading this post, I regret even more being occasionally cranky on this site. I’d like to blame some of it on the times but that’s no excuse. Sorry for my occasional venting.
But while we’re on that…. imagine being #1 in a super-competitive national field and you lose a sweet part-time freelance gig because they want to try someone else. (Cough – Conan – Cough) So I’ve been a little grouchy myself this summer.
Some have speculated that it’s our shared past at the Tribune behind the attitude, but I was over that a long time ago. Oh well. I hope you land on your feet, Dwight. I sort of sensed the whole, "I just need time to reflect away from the Tribune" was spin. They had a winning writer in you and they blew it. Just like they did with Phil.
The good news is you have great writing talent and vast knowledge of the sports biz – that should eventually work in your favor. May it be sooner rather than later. Best of luck in the future.
life is better as an optimist
You are reading the comments on Jaynes blog?
You need a girlfriend buddy :)
by Sabonis4Ever on Jul 26, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanted to see if there was any comedy in the job offers… generally don’t even read Jaynes. Thought it was interesting that he was openly asking for employment.
life is better as an optimist
Is Cab Glenn Davis?
in real life?
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
So you're saying you're fat
just not that fat
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
yo!
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
That is actually a lot
Think about it…..there are some parts of your body that doesn’t any fat at all …..that means that the parts of the body that do have fat ……probably runs at about 50-60% fat
Think about that
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
He was attaching ya with hominy!!!
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Ummmm, hominy.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
It ain't cool to like hominy
but I do
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't make posole without it.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I will now watch all the True Blood episodes on HBO ondemand.
Cuz it’s ridiculously hot, and there’s nothing better on.
Have we traded for Lebron yet?
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nope, but that is awesome.
I just hope we didn’t give up Batum, cuz he is a lockdown defender.
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Hey, that's what I was thinking
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
ever put golf balls in it?
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That depends. Is his dog's name Golf?
by Timmay! on Jul 26, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol.. i really hope so
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
So Andre was 8-1 against the Blazers when McMillan was around
Does that mean the only time we won a game against him was this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFU7ytiV6j0
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Wow!! Thanks...that brought back memories ...especially the 10th game against Denver
Did I ever mention that the crowd at that game helped restore the sight to my poor blind father?
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes ...literally incedible!
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
sweet
i was at that game, it was like the only one i was able to go to that year
by phillyduck23 on Jul 26, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok been in seattle
no tv, no internet. what did i miss?
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
Brandon Roy has decided to retire
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yea
I think someone videotaped him through a peephole or something. deplorable
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
my counterpart is guilty
Roybot had to go and ruin it all for us
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I'd believe it
but is your counterpart when you are just her imitator?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
i meant besides that
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
rudy gay made andre iguodala late when they were going out to the club together..
huskies.. am i right?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
ugh
so right!
"It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing."
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen
by dougall5505 on Jul 27, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
So Brandon's thinking about changing to his uniform number to 3.
Hmmm. That would be weird. But I imagine the Blazers would love it for merchandise purposes.
It was his college number
He moved to 7 when he arrived in Portland and Juan Dixon had the number 3.
[shakes his fist] DIXOOOOOOON!
Yeah, I know.
I don’t like it when players change their numbers though. It’s only OK when they change teams.
The Blazers are missing out on a gold mine
Not only old numbers… but if I could get a Roy (Or Rudy, Joel or Greg) jersey with the old 1990 style, I’d already have one.
they really should have a throwback night next year
and start selling the old school jerseys.
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
Its hard for me to enjoy the pic
since i’m a duck
by GBear on Jul 26, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
is he really? Seemed like speculation on Quick’s part. I really hope he doesn’t change his number. 7 is my favorite.
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by Cablinasian on Jul 26, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Brandon's talked about it before, but hasn't changed it.
So I’m a little curious myself.
The next time the Blazers do one of those fan events where we can submit questions, I think I’ve got my question for him.
I need a Roy jersey
Good thing I got LMA and Oden ones first.
by Sabonis4Ever on Jul 26, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
For those who didn't see the article today...
Portland is considering hiring Brian Grant as the replacement assistant coach for Oden/Centers, if Mo Lucas decides he can’t return.
Bayno’s experience with depression and Grant’s experience in the league is a really good tandem for Oden. I’d love to see Brian on the coaching staff.
life is better as an optimist
A reminder of the collective BE prognostication skills:
Fanpost: Who should Oden’s big man coach be?
Number of people who guessed Brian Grant: Zero.
Fanpost: Patrick Ewing? [A recommendation for a big man coach]
Number of people who guessed Brian Grant: Zero
Fanpost: Blazers top priority, to find a coach for GO.
Number of people who guessed Brian Grant: Zero
The funny part is that I did the research so I could give credit to anyone who correctly predicted Brian as the next possible big man coach. But nobody did!
Another reminder how an answer could be right in front of us, and we collectively never notice it.
This is a test.
http://blog.oregonlive.com/behindblazersbeat/2009/07/blazers_notebook_miller_was_mc.html#4464509
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Hey! It worked. I like this guy XBlazerfan at O-live.
I wonder if he posts here?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
He calls Oden, Odom.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
How the hell did he spell Przybilla correctly?
Lob to Roy, Hernandez, Aldridge, Webster, Batum, Outlaw, Odom, or Pryzbilla for dunks.
by Sabonis4Ever on Jul 26, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
he didnt
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anybody ever see the guy in the green rudy shirt about halfway back in lower bowl right behind the basket? where can i get that shirt?
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k
i thot it waz anthr frm uv PCP
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lyk wat
i dun no wut u r talkin bout homeee
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n ... ah. ... you .... can ... t.... .. y.... pe ly .... k .... ta //// t alll you w....a nt.
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w................ a...... t.......? I dun git eet mayn
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Alright children. Stop it this minute or you'll be made
to stand in the corner in separate rooms.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
cn i be in de col rom plz?
eets to hawt een dis rom nah wut im sayn bruh?
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aight sorry im super bored right now
cant you tell?
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was he lying?
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I hope not
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
You would never do that would you :)
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Course not
pookey bear
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You & Cloudy get one first
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
all three?
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by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
A guy, female, and multiple personalities always make for an exciting hotel room story.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
you have multiple personalities?
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by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
wait that's 4 people.
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by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
1. Cloudy
2. Roybot
3. Pookeybear
4. Mr. multiple personalities
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I'm too sunburnt to enter the room
Also, Roybot has cooties.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
axe pookeybear then
:(
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No its 5 people:
Cloudy
Roybot
Pookey
Mr Personality
The Roybot
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by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not going to be in any room with Roybot
Or this JD much longer I think. LOL
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
sup pookey
have anything to add about johnny cash?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
No
Not really. I’m not the biggest fan, but never forget, I hate Roybot for no reason either.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Ummmm
Does that mean I’m supposed to care?
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I never judge other people's irrational hatreds
I’d trade L-TrainFTW! and The Roybot for future considerations.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
wha?
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by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
don't worry, it's not you
oh wait, yes it is. sorry. it’s you.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
i prejudge all imitators
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by idoltime on Jul 26, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
With Roybot
Expect the expected.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
approximately PHP 1,922.13
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doesn't sound like Roy will be suiting up for Team USA anytime soon
…and those who were no-shows for two straight summers for whatever reason (that would be you, Brandon Roy), have accumulated what is known as negative equity.
probobly for the best as a Blazer fan, but it sure would be fun to see Roy lace 'em up in Turkey '10 or London '12.
My feeling too
I’m split. Half of me wants him to represent the US in international play. The other half of me wants to limit his wear-and-tear in the offseason.
Also worth noting that his negative equity (?) is probably mitigated by having his head coach on Team USA.
that can't hurt Roy's chances should he eventually decide he wants on the team
but Colangelo and Coach K are definitely in charge, so I’m not sure how much clout Nate has.
if roy wants to play then he'll make the team in 2012. he's too talented to leave off just because he didnt want to waste a few summers
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
He'll have to start showing a commitment at some point.
There are plenty of talented players… Colangelo and Coach K have said all along they are looking for a commitment.
interesting
if he wants to play in ‘12 I don’t see how the team doesn’t take him though
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
interesting
if he wants to play in ‘12 I don’t see how the team doesn’t take him though
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
well, they could decide to carry two offensive minded SGs in Kobe and Wade, and then a more defensive minded wing.
That would be one way to leave him off.
Travis has a show??
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Travis should have a show
“Fishin’ with Travis”
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
"Der go da game"
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
the fishing would just be a device to get interviews with celebrities
makes perfect sense!
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
It would be funny
watching Travis teach the celebrities to bait a worm on the hook
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour--Ovid
OMG are you a fishing with john fan?
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 26, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
USA USA USA
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 26, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
HAHA!!
i was hoping you would be the first to respond.
how’s the face comin along? when do your stitches come out?
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 26, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
either tomorrow or tuesday.....
tried to set up an appointment but they put me on hold forever so i finally gave up on the doc’s office and I’m just going to roll into urgent care monday after work and see if they’ll take me hahaahahha.
Whatchu been up 2?
nice nice nice.
how much pain you in right now?
i’ve just been chillin. swimmin. bbqin.
do you know where bedgeball is happening on tuesday? do you think you’re gonna make it? probably depends on the stitch situation eh?
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 26, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Death to RoodiePhirnandizz!
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
yeh i haven't heard from BRP....he said he was going to try to get a gym
stitches are gonna’ suck…the scabs like formed around them so i have no idea how they’re going to get stitches out without ripping up the scabs which would suckkkkk………but i’ll be aight. Someone told me to take vitamin E and C capsules and my skin is growing back alarmingly fast where I got beat up….looking 1000% better than last Monday. I feel like Wolverine or somethin…
Me and you need to be on the same team this time!! Did Jordan win without Pippen? Did Malone win without Stockton?
Roodie + Prez (or Prez + Roodie…all the same by the commutative property of addition) = DYNASTY
by prezofdeath on Jul 26, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
of fail
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by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Use a brillo pad on em first
then you won’t have worry about the scabs
Tip: don’t use the SOS pads though….the soap might sting a little
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 26, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
hey prez are you good at basketball?
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by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Not if he's a white guy
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Russians are white.
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by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
they're more gray
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Unless they drink vodka
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Why you ask?
It’s hard to evaluate your own game, but I’d say this (feel free to chime in other BEdgers who’ve played with me…):
Shooting—6.8/10
I have odd-looking form…weird step-up thing like Travis kinda’….plus my backspin follow through is slightly off center. It spins a little funny. I like shooting three balls, and make a decent amount, but not as many as I’d like. I don’t like shooting off the bounce. More of a catch-and shoot. I’ll drive the lane for the floater if I’m being guarded by a smaller guard (BRP) or a big guy I know I can drive by (S4E). ;-)~
Ball handling—6.0/10
I can handle the ball, but I’m not the smoothest operator. I usually bring the ball up out of necessity. I’d rather play shooting guard.
Passing—7.3/10
I usually find the open man and I don’t seem to turn it over too much, at least on the pass.
Defense—7.9/10
I can match the speed and quickness of the smaller guards (BRP is tough though—he really is a Broy at driving the lane), and yet I’m tall enough to handle inside jobs, assuming I don’t give up too much in the weight department. Plus I’m not lazy, so I very rarely leave my man uncovered on a fast-break, which leads me to the final category…
Endurance—9.0/10
I like up-and-down games, and I’d play all night long if everyone else was down for it.
by prezofdeath on Jul 26, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
reminds me of a Naked Gun quote
I like up-and-down games, and I’d play all night long if everyone else was down for it.
I like my sex like I like my basketball, one on one and with as little dribbling as possible.
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
was thinking about it
mine is a quote from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
reminds me of a Naked Gun quote
I like up-and-down games, and I’d play all night long if everyone else was down for it.
I like my sex like I like my basketball, one on one and with as little dribbling as possible.
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
Who is the tallest BEdger?
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by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
really? I figured Roodie 6'2, you 6'3
I’m bad at judging people’s height
by prezofdeath on Jul 26, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Why did you delete your picture Prez?
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by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
That's all? Nobody is taller than 6'3?
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by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
you borrowing some of sophia's high heels?
by prezofdeath on Jul 26, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't that bad?
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by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
4TW
i wish you werent so far away. lets be roomies.
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 26, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha you wish
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I have math homework to do
Math homework > getting a room
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Anything is better than getting a room with you.
by Roybot on Jul 26, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Funny enough
I agree very much with that statement.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
do you have a roomy right now?
or you renting apartment yourself or what?
by prezofdeath on Jul 26, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
The theme song to True Blood is awesome
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For my good ole buddy ole pal Roybot
Everytime that I look in the mirror
All these lines on my face gettin clearer
The past is gone
It went by like dust to dawn
Isnt that the way
Everybodys got their dues in life to pay
I know what nobody knows
Where it comes and where it goes
I know its everybodys sin
You got to lose to know how to win
Half my life is in books written pages
Live and learn from fools and from sages
You know its true
All the things come back to you
Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me, if its just for today
Maybe tomorrow the good lord will take you away
(x2)
Dream on, dream on
Dream yourself a dream come true
Dream on, dream on
Dream until your dream come true
Dream on, dream on, dream on…
Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter and sing for the tears
Sing with me, if its just for today
Maybe tomorrow the good lord will take you away
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
check the LMA soccer thread in the fanshots.
life is better as an optimist
by Cablinasian on Jul 26, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
i recced it. i love soccer fights
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omgomgomg
look how thin greg is
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Yeah compare him there to preseason form last year.
HUGE difference.
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
by dyshooter182 on Jul 26, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
looks like his college days
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haha, last year we were like omgomgomgom look how BIG he is
drooling at the thought of him bowling people over.
by prezofdeath on Jul 26, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Then we found out he doesnt dominate like that
and we wanted him back to college form
and guess what :)
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does this mean that the
BIG BIG centers like Shaq are near extinct?
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
by dyshooter182 on Jul 26, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess....D Howard might be 300 late in his career
but I can’t see him at 330 like shaq daddy
by prezofdeath on Jul 26, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Howard is only 6’9’’ or so, doubt he’d be effective anywhere near Shaq’s weight, which isn’t 330. He was huge this past season.
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by Cablinasian on Jul 26, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
is he really only 6'9?!?!
http://www.nba.com/playerfile/dwight_howard/
has him listed at 6’11’’
i know those things might exaggerate a lil, but can he really only be 6’9? the man is huge
by prezofdeath on Jul 26, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
6'9.5 on predraft, and i bet he grew an inch after that
he was only 18 coming into the league.
by prezofdeath on Jul 26, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
came into the league at a flat 6’9’’. Has he grown? I suppose it’s possible. He just seems a few inches shorter than Greg, Shaq, etc.
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by Cablinasian on Jul 26, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
dang, i thought he was legit 6'11, but i maybe not
he just seems…big.
by prezofdeath on Jul 26, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it’s the shoulders and leaping ability… I remember reading someone saying that he’s kind of a PF/C hybrid, just lacking the outside shot necessary at the high post.
optimism ftw
by Cablinasian on Jul 26, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
just like my little pookeybear
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no one named pookey is gonna get in my fav five.
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
by dyshooter182 on Jul 26, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
this reminds me of that deleted Jason Quick article on Greg Oden ...
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by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Caption contest??
“It just won’t come out”
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dang he looks like a legendary center
i hope he plays like one this year.
by prezofdeath on Jul 26, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
He looks like I guy I wouldn't want to cross, if he's in a bad mood.
Well, unless he’s sitting on a plane, and I really really want to get a picture next to him. Then, maybe.
Greg Oden out clubbing

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by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
He looks so excited to be with that chick
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Greg Oden with his girl Candyce

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by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
he looks like he is enjoying this woman a lot more
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it's Candyce his long time girlfriend. that other girl was a friend of Candyce
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by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
well sorta long time.
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by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
she plays basketball for Butler university
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by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's a pic of his weight right before summer training

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by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's a pic of his weight right before summer training

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
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optimism ftw
by Cablinasian on Jul 26, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's a pic of his weight right before summer training

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by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 26, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
when does the new JD come out?
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
I've never made a Fanpost before
and Im not creative and cant come up with any kind of topic
I guess i can try
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
Think Philly would trade him for Outlaw+Blake
I hear they’re trying to cut salary
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
no
they need to have someone nicknamed AI to be their franchise player
by phillyduck23 on Jul 27, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Allen Iverson is still a free agent!
They could use the cap room to re-sign him and play him at the 2 with blake at the point and travis at the 3
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
Iggy in Portland would be sick
but Granger is probably just as unrealistic of a possibility and I like Granger more lol
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
New JD
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/7/27/964056/super-junk-monday-7-27
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.


































