Who has the weirdest shot in the NBA?
by IcemanTGW on Jul 24, 2009 7:31 AM PDT
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Weird, Ugly, Horrid, Who has the weirdest looking shot in the NBA?
As I was looking in this morning on new Trailblazer news, I found nothing but the same old stuff I've been reading about since the offseason started. So I wanted to write about something that has nothing to do with the Blazers at all. Since there is nothing really interesting going on in Blazerville.
My question to you Blazermaniacs is who has the weirdest looking shot in the NBA? The kind of shot that makes you think how in the heck did that go in or WOW that was ugly. I am not talking about the bigs that can barely hit rim from three feet out, but the actual shooters who rack up a good share of points for their squad.
I would have to say it is a toss up between Shawn Marion and Kevin Martin.
Marion back in the day used to light it up, but his shot always made me feel as though I had just taken a shot of terrible tequila and Kevin Martin cocks back like he is doing some kind of funky dance routine to his favorite jimmy jam.
Well those are my two, now what do you say?
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Gotta go with Marion
His shot looks like a camera trick, and I gag involuntarily when I see it.
by Tyler Durrden on Jul 24, 2009 7:45 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Watch Joakim Noah shoot free throws sometime.
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"There are a few teams you have to watch out for in the fourth quarter."
"Yeah, but Portland definitely is not one of them."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters at the end of the third quarter with the Hornets leading 74-59. Portland later ends up winning 97-89.
"They don't mind him shooting that shot at all. Rudy Fernandez is not that great of a 3pt shooter."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters right after a Rudy Fernandez missed 3pter. Rudy Fernandez finished the game with three 3pters on six attempts.
jk
"There are a few teams you have to watch out for in the fourth quarter."
"Yeah, but Portland definitely is not one of them."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters at the end of the third quarter with the Hornets leading 74-59. Portland later ends up winning 97-89.
"They don't mind him shooting that shot at all. Rudy Fernandez is not that great of a 3pt shooter."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters right after a Rudy Fernandez missed 3pter. Rudy Fernandez finished the game with three 3pters on six attempts.
by Tofu Anonymous on Jul 24, 2009 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions
you're kidding right?
"There are a few teams you have to watch out for in the fourth quarter."
"Yeah, but Portland definitely is not one of them."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters at the end of the third quarter with the Hornets leading 74-59. Portland later ends up winning 97-89.
"They don't mind him shooting that shot at all. Rudy Fernandez is not that great of a 3pt shooter."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters right after a Rudy Fernandez missed 3pter. Rudy Fernandez finished the game with three 3pters on six attempts.
by Tofu Anonymous on Jul 24, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
wow that is really awful
I thought he tripped or something, but then he did it again.
nice find
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
It is like
a balk
this really raises the question of why he has never been able to make a form with a fluid motion to it.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Last season, Chuck Hayes shot 36.8% at the free-throw line and had an 18.9% eFG% on jumpers.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
wow that is just UGLY!
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by cavejunctionblazer on Jul 24, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Desmond Mason
at the 2:24 mark
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
his off hand
looks wonky
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
Today I'd say Marion
But some of the guys from the ’90s were really bad, and some of the recent retirees or soon to be retirees.
Bill Cartwright is probably the worst of all-time. Tim Hardaway. Antoine Walker. Chris Dudley. Ben Wallace.
Chris Dudley for three!
he has a bent shooting
arm from an early childhood break that didnt heal properly. I give him a pass.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
ya
his has to be the worst i’ve seen in the history of the NBA.
by GreatOdensRaven on Jul 24, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Old school
Bill Laimbeer and Clyde Drexler’s 3 point shot
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Anybody remember Adrian Branch?
Very funky, and not a good funky, left-handed jumper.
You bet. I'll bet. Can you say, "caricature"?
Followup question:
Who has the higest ratio of shooting ability to poor form (looks like crap but still makes them)?
Keep in mind that everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazers Edge.
hands down
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by Fund A Mental on Jul 24, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Much better question
There are a lot of terrible looking brick layers. But Marion somehow gets that ugly shot to go down. I can’t think of another decent scorer with a worse looking shot.
by trailblazeraddict on Jul 24, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
If we're talking old-school...
Chris Dudley had a “hitch” you could hook your 5th wheel up to
and I’ve always wondered how Michael Redd could shoot it so well putting that ball ’way back behind his head
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His shots look uglier than mutated gerbils.
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It's like he's touching his toes for good luck
before he puts it up
by 2005TelfairJerseyForSale on Jul 24, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I would say John Crotty
I remember when he used to play for the Blazers and it looked like he was pushing the ball down towards the court but would some how make a three pointer. He defied the laws of physics.
Just remembered
Hands down weirdest ever, but caused lots of lane vios
Dictated, not read. The management.
dwight howard's FTs
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