Junk Drawer Gate July 21
by Norsktroll on Jul 21, 2009 4:07 PM PDT
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PrintJunk Drawer Gate aka DrexlerRules in "The Return of Bust a Bucket" aka "The Return of TiR". Lol. Reminds me of "Rollerball" where an eccentric librarian deals with the irascible world’s central computer which keeps losing information: “There goes the 14th Century – ah well, only Dante and a few corrupt popes.”
Sorry L-TrainFTW! that the JD honoring you was lost. It was such a nice drawer. It really tied BE together. And now we confused poor Ben.
Besides this drama, what irks me today is that ESPN America (= ESPN Europe) replaced PTI and ATH with Jim Rome is Burning. Who thought that would get better ratings? I would be grateful if you could send your hate mail to one of the addresses linked here.
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did for...???
don’t leave us hanging, the suspense will surely kill us all
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
This post is still under editing, refresh.
I wanted to add a comment on the nice NBA offseason moves diagram by the “real” Bustabucket site, but that gets even more confusing. http://bit.ly/S49Dv (PDF)
and here I was all excited for something profound…
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I like how the diagram resembles a baskteball hoop… I bet it’s intentional
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 21, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
He was a very nice puppy who was very dumb
I wanted the wife to take that picture and then paint it, or do a painting where he and I are on an old sailing vessel exploring new lands.
She’s all busy with “lawyering” these days, whatever that is…
Women…
that did distract
me quite a lot today. i just couldn’t get you out of my head….
by DrivetheLane on Jul 21, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
That is uncanny ....your right eye looks
just like Big Suke’s right eye
(this is my replacement “Mort looks like Big Suke” comment, likely followed by Mort’s murder comment)
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 21, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO YELL AT YOU AGAIN
I AM TAKING A RAIN CHECK ON YOUR MURDER…
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FOR NOW.
Kay....good
I am glad that is taken care of
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 21, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
And I thought your fingers were pudgy and sausage like
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jul 21, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a delicate nose
And my eyes are tender and soft.
Definitively not sausage-esque, unlike my sausagey battering ram fists and feets.
FAT EYE!!!!!!!
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jul 21, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
i kept trying to post a reply to something
and it wouldn’t let me.
by DrivetheLane on Jul 21, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I need to develop a database of alternate screen names
Or maybe I’ll do it in Excel, just to make jscot happy. Let’s hear it folks — gimme the alternate names that you know about.
My names:
IwantMORTIMER
Fornicator
NoMo
L-TrainFTW!
BR7formvp
perezofdeath
Sabonis4Never
Princess Mercury
toybot
IloveGREASYeggrolls
Young, Fly, and Fresh
creepyOLDman
iAMwatchingYOUsleep
feelingYOURsoftHAIRasYOUsleep
======
and some more that im forgetting
iamwatchingtominhawaiisleep@gmail.com
I confess to nothing. I may or may not have an additional screen name. Or two. Probably not three, though.
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arent you roybot fanclub or whatever?
I will $%@$% you hard
by tominhawaii on Jul 21, 2009 4:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
someone should bring T Darkstar's impersonation contest back
That was fun. Annthefan won, if I recall correctly.
hi, I'm jksnake99 and I don't like Aldridge
that’s all I got
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
you gotta use a different picture than the one I put in the deleted junk drawer
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
How many times to I have to chastise you for apologizing in a single day?
Love means never having to say you’re sorry. SO DOES AWESOME.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
love and awesome!
also
Thug means never having to say you’re sorry
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Bugs mean never having to say you’re sorry.
Well, on second thought, there are some bugs you should probably apologize for.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Drugs mean never having to say you're sorry
I will $%@$% you hard
by tominhawaii on Jul 21, 2009 4:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
Uggs mean never having to say you're sorry
on second thought…..
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Tugs (of war) Mean Never Having to Say You're Sorry
Unless you’re one of those guys who had his arms ripped off by it.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what they mean.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
That guy reminds me of Warren Sapp
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jul 21, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
For a second I thought he was Ice, the Private Investigator / Party Planner
by Timmay! on Jul 21, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not familar with Ice
Was he a character in those Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew books you used to read as a child?
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jul 21, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I was more a Choose Your Own Adventure kind of guy.
But Ice is one of those guys you don’t want to cross. Unless you need food catered.
by Timmay! on Jul 21, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You guys will hate me
I’ve only seen most of the 1st season. I ain’t watched all of Arrested Development yet.
Geez Louise, that is dumb of me. I really liked what I saw! I was borrowing it from a friend and he needed all the seasons back right away because his wife is a whore.
And then I got wrapped up in my own thang, doing my deal, you know how it is. Forgot I never watched ’em all.
I need to get to it!
If your dog weren't so cute
I’d really lose a lot of respect for you over this. As it is, feel my reproving frown through the internets until hearing the phrase “I have pop-pop in the attic” makes you crack up.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 21, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
the fact that you call it pop-pop tells me you're not ready
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
There are SO MANY
good one-liners from that show. I honestly think it’s the most quotable show on TV. “I know, I was shocked. I mean, really. You can’t get good weed for 100 bucks these days.” Pier pressure is my favorite episode out of all two and a half seasons.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 21, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you notice that they switched Marta?
In the awards ceremony show, she’s a much prettier actress.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 21, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
she does this thing
where she takes a whole hard boiled egg and puts it in her mouth and then she takes some mayonnaise and goes armahmhan. She calls it a Mayonegg. It’s really cute.
…is it?
Did they actually switch her?
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 21, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
do you know when?
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 21, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 21, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, they actually had three Marta's.
The third one was apparently well-hidden. I’m watching for her on the next viewing.
I can't pick a favorite episode yet
But that’s why I need to watch them all many times, right?
The first time around, The Cabin Show left me laughing through the whole thing. But I think the single scene I laughed hardest at was the one where Godzilla was under attack by George Michael.
“Hey, that’s the name of this show!”
I had never seen any of it
Except a few scenes out of context, which never made any sense.
Since the wife and I are pretty much glued to the house right now, we’ve had some time to plow through a few TV series on DVD. Arrested Development was a great choice and lots of fun. It’s also fresh on a second viewing. They leave tons of hints of future stories, and lots of callback jokes.
Also, it’s on Hulu in 480p, free to watch anytime you’re near a computer.
Every episode, all in 480p with limited commercials
If they don’t ruin it, hulu could be a gigantic success.
It's fresh on like a seventh viewing
there will literally be episodes that I’ve seen seven times and I’m laughing at a joke I didn’t catch or a background prop that references an episode like two years down the line.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 21, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I've already wandered through wikipedia for some of the references.
For example, I’d have never caught the joke they make when Rita is sitting on the bus stop bench. (Trying hard not to spoil anything)
On the other hand, the remark Buster makes when he finds his hand-chair cracks me up.
I also found myself laughing at the words “Did you bring a spare bowl of candy beans with you too?”
I had to google the last reference
and snorted beer out my nose. I forgot all about that. GOB is my favorite character on the show, followed closely by Tobias.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 21, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
BOB - you are stuck in DC?
I am 100 years older than you but am invited to some BBQ’s/parties this weekend with people your age, all right in Adams Morgan area
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Jul 21, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
the subtley and complexity is quite amazing
foreshadowing is huge too
I love it
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Yeah the ladies say my foreshadowing is huge as well
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jul 21, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Never had the patience for Choose Your Own Adventure
I’d jump to the last page and work my way to the front
I did enjoy Encyclopedia Brown
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jul 21, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 21, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey is this Ice?
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jul 21, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I R MORTIMURR. I LIVE IN ELL LAY.
^0I27I^I=I2
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
you forgot that you eat hobos
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 21, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, the mystical editor of the internet took out my double ^’s, so the sig is whack.
I am a failure.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
But I am the true failure
So by making the impersonation of me a failure, you are commenting upon my worthlessness.
YOU WON!
But in my failure of impersonating a failure, if I truly succeed, isn’t my simulacrum ultimately a failure at failing?
I CALL FAIL.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I find him to be a pompous jerk who rarely has an insight worth listening to.
His show— and his anti-soccer rants in particular— make everyone dumber every second they listen to him.
good take
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 21, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yah, I'll agree there.
But his non-soccer stances are actually pretty good more often than not. He’s not the only sports talk host that’s blatantly anti-soccer, he’s just the highest profile.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Cause I'm already hitched.
And that’s not exactly how I planned the whole second spouse thing, if ya know what I mean……..
Yes! Yes! In the face!
I tried to cut Rome some slack
Due to my family’s UCSB connections but that one time he made the JV squad went to his head
by southern oregon on Jul 21, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
that is funny.
who is Jim Everett? I’ve heard of Chris Everett. Jim I don’t know.
by DrivetheLane on Jul 21, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Contemporary of Joe Montana. QB for LA Rams.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
this thread
you can even see jksnake99 looking especially jewish.
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How do you look especially Jewish?
Two yamulkas……wearing them like mouse ears? What?
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 21, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
did you see the photo?
you really should. it’s self explanatory
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Here, I'll even post it for you.
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I remember that now!!!
My description was close actually
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 21, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
nothing… someone (looking at you DR) just wants to bury the incriminating evidence to avoid a banning
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 21, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Tom in Rehab/Bust a Bucket is back with the new SN DrexlerRules. He deleted his own JD, We decided that Greg Oden might pitch or he might catch.
iamwatchingtominhawaiisleep@gmail.com
It was suspected of socialism.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Regarding socialism, my 95-year-old grandmother was one of the 187,910 folks who voted for ...
Norman Thomas in the 1936 U.S. presidential election.
Yes, I realize that there’s some irony in my grandmother being much more progressive and leftist on fiscal issues than a poor, lazy bum in his mid-twenties like myself.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
Why is socialism rated as so evil in our society
Really pure socialism is just a bad idea that doesn’t take human motivational factors into consideration.
Pure capitalism has it’s own faults as well in that it focuses on the “me” instead of the community and in the end that’s harmful toward the community.
I don’t see people in the streets bemoaning the flaws of capitalism… oh wait, yes i do.
Never mind, I forget people liked to hate different opinions and view points and rabble rabble over them.
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
so, uh, dude thought I was gay?
because I look like David Ogden Stiers?
WTF??
Love, – Elgin.
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
dontevenreply has an update
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lol
I will $%@$% you hard
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
by tominhawaii on Jul 21, 2009 4:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
Darn you Sarah
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My TV changed ATH and PTI to that Sports Nation show
It sucks.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
Sportscenter did a cut over to SN during the show today
I watched it for like 3 minutes (“should replay be expanded to home plate calls?”). By the end, I was wondering why anyone would watch that for an hour every day.
A month can change things quickly
Reports from a month ago: Portland has no interest in Andre Miller, believing that he’s too old, slow, and can’t hit the three.
Reports today: Blazers in talks with Andre Miller.
Yeah it's about as reliable as "reports" get, which is to say not reliable at all.
It’s strange to see the “reports” basically do a 180 over a month’s period though.
My daily contribution to Cab
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by TheTinfoil on Jul 21, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I just added the fail blog to my RSS feed yesterday
I blame you. Seems good for a daily chuckle though.
there are some good ones today, most of which I can't paste on Bedge.
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"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Jul 21, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
story of my life
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Jul 21, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Skinny.
I will $%@$% you hard
by tominhawaii on Jul 21, 2009 4:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
He's dressed pretty sweet
But DOES the Thunder have a weight training program?
He’s not just skinny, his arms and body have no definition whatsoever. It looks like Michael Jackson’s body.
I just watched Against the Dark
Compelling as a CP3 trade proposal.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
An uncle of mine edits and reviews books. He once wrote about an author “He gets better with every book. Unfortunately he hasn’t written that many yet.” Don’t know if they used that for the back cover.
I liked this quote from B.S. latest mailbag:
SG: That was this month’s winner of the Backhanded Compliment Award, as well as a great quote for the back of “The Book of Basketball:” “You are either the embodiment of the American Dream or a sure sign of Armageddon.” Why thank you!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Against_the_Dark
I will $%@$% you hard
by tominhawaii on Jul 21, 2009 4:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
The director seems solid. His claim to fame is being the director of photography for "American Pie"
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003452/
He also made a film called “Bongwater”.
David is an aspiring artist and a pot dealer, and he falls in love with constantly smoking Serena. Serena gets jealous and goes off to New York with heroin-addicted Tommy, and David wants her back.
I will $%@$% you hard
by tominhawaii on Jul 21, 2009 4:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
i read that book because it was set in portland and NY
but it was pretty boring.
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
Noted economist Kobe Bryant says there won’t be a drop in attendance this year due to market conditions.
I wonder if he remembers that every team doesn’t play in a city the size of LA.
All those quotes are full of it
“(I) get my heart out there in the court to play because this may be the first time or the last time that a kid or a family ever comes to watch us play or perform,” said Bryant of what makes him play harder.
Who wrote that? His PR guy? His wife?
It's astonishing to me
that a guy as talented and intelligent as him is so utterly clueless socially. It’s like he’s playacting what he thinks a good-guy superstar should be because he has no understanding of what that means intuitively.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 21, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
this is what happens when you miss the social experiment that is college… or roommates… or any situation where people don’t bend and submit to your every whim
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 21, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
what happened?
can someone give me a recap on why the JD was deleted?
is northtroll really norsktroll?
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
NT is NT as far as I can tell
Why deleted…..don’ know
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 21, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's a funny choose your own adventure thing on youtube that you can do:
The Time Machine: An Interactive Adventure!
I will $%@$% you hard
by tominhawaii on Jul 21, 2009 4:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
This is why I still want to punch BaB
On Tue, Jul 21, 2009 at 2:23 PM, Tom M <tominhawaii@yahoo.com> wrote:
Hi Tom,
Will you please send me the PDF version of the deleted JD.
Thanks a million friend!
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
by tominhawaii on Jul 21, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
lol
I will $%@$% you hard
by tominhawaii on Jul 21, 2009 4:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
Hi guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
hey
I will $%@$% you hard
by tominhawaii on Jul 21, 2009 4:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
will you and Roybot please stay away from each other
your names confuse me
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
cool
welcome to Sedge!
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
you are way too hospitable
I want flaming angry stuff spewing forth
I'd like to register my response to this identify as "ugh"
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^identity
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I will find out who you are, don't you worry.
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I figured I should take care of this one before anyone got any funny ideas.
"What kind of liberation would that be to forsake an absurdity which is logical and coherent and to embrace one which is illogical and incoherent?" -JJ
by Knightblewphroot on Jul 21, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Joyce is cheerier
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Jul 21, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
excellent alternate moniker!
Bob Knight fans are wondering who Phroot is. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
you'll never catch me and my poorly conceived joke
ummm… I mean…
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.
shoot
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 21, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
You welcomed yourself to Sedge?
The Roybot
Da Roybot
Tinfoil = three ways to be lame! Probably more, I’m guessing. Right? Buehler?
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Why the hell would I welcome myself?
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
He’s right. There’s no logical reason a man would welcome himself to Blazers Edge. These aren’t the droids we’re looking for.
"What kind of liberation would that be to forsake an absurdity which is logical and coherent and to embrace one which is illogical and incoherent?" -JJ
by Knightblewphroot on Jul 21, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have atleast been creative with my new alias
“Da Roybot” i mean its ok but I would have been like “The Roybot is super duper cool”
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
Yes, my bad, because “The Roybot” was such a clear and creative derivation from “Roybot.”
"What kind of liberation would that be to forsake an absurdity which is logical and coherent and to embrace one which is illogical and incoherent?" -JJ
by Knightblewphroot on Jul 21, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude it's not like that
I didnt even know “Roybot” existed when I joined Sedge
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
For realz? Weird. Why did you keep your name, then?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
She told me that it was OK to keep it
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
Just so you know
“Da Roybot” is not me
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
“The Roybot is super duper cool :) :)” is me though
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
But did I tell you it was okay to keep it?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Dont oh snap me missy
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
We already have a problem
sorry :)
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
that was supposed to be a question
so throw a ? after problem
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
Well if I get it changed, what should I change it to? Im not a very creative person
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
I like the way this is going. You’ve quit doling out apologies, and now people are apologizing TO YOU.
Excellent reversal.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
My head is about to explode
when was Roybot apologizing to people?
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
Luckily for her, the JD in which the apologizing occurred is no more.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
would you consider gender-specific names
like La Roybota and El Royboto, especially for our Spanish friends?
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Jul 21, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Ive seen no proof of this claim
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
I was only thinking of our Spanish friends
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Jul 21, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the way this is going. You’ve quit doling out apologies, and now people are apologizing TO YOU.
Excellent reversal.
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Roybot as a phrase
has been around a LOT longer than either poster.
I have the shirts to prove it.
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
Agreed. Oh, wait.
"What kind of liberation would that be to forsake an absurdity which is logical and coherent and to embrace one which is illogical and incoherent?" -JJ
by Knightblewphroot on Jul 21, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry…NOT!
But you almost got me. Kudos.
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the way this is going. You’ve quit doling out apologies, and now people are apologizing TO YOU.
Excellent reversal.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
almost as annoying as your face
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
You know what's lame
Is that it’s probably at a point where a rule is going to get made about it.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
Great
Now Tom can peep from even farther away.
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Can I just say I am not emotionally attached to Rudy?
That’s all I’ve got right now.
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Anybody have a pic of Mortimer saved?
I’m pretty sure I know somebody who went to HS with him, and I want to know his secret identity.
Don’t worry Mort, your secret is safe with me.
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Here ya go
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 21, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Nevermind.
I found one of Mort in front of the Greek columns or something.
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What thread was that in???.....I was trying to find it again but couldn't
I wasn’t planning on Rick-rolling ya without giving you the real one
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 21, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s in this thread.
You can even see jksnake99 looking especially Jewish at the Giants game.
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Theme music for junk drawer
I’d like the melody in this song to be the sound I hear when I step into the junk drawer:
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 21, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
This needs to go green
REC
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I just need you to hum the theme...
listen, we’ll do it together…
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 21, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I was on a nice vibe
after checking out the new steel panther video and then I get tricked into watching that.
Seriously bummer
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
we could talk of twisted sister if that would get you back to your happy place
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 21, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanna Rock!@!!!!
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 21, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I am not really a butt rock fan
but Steel Panther is killing it! They even have Sarah Silverman in a video.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I follow her on Twitter
She said Comic Con is canceled. I think she’s not telling the truth.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
it had to be done
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVS3QqrXhD8
or maybe this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv9VKKXwVxU
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
That's the spirit!
The junk drawer would be like no other place… i can see it… errr, hear it….
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 21, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone think we will ever see this again?
I really really hope so!!
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by The Roybot on Jul 21, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I like the faces on the guys watching him...
by In Walks Rudy on Jul 21, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Did we really save up our cap space for Andre Miller? Get back from a long workday and blech… Andre Miller…
life is better as an optimist
would you rather make no moves or get Andre?
by In Walks Rudy on Jul 21, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm kinda on the fence... but I think I'd take him
If he does nothhing good for us… at least i’d have someone to like less than J Bay Bay.
by In Walks Rudy on Jul 21, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you know you can comment on Blazersedge from your phone?
What about those of us who don’t like using a phone to type? I think there should be a voice recognition ability so I can call the junk drawer and just say what needs to be said.
You all have multiple personality disorders.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Jul 21, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I support this idea
Get it done KP!
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If you dont like the Junk Drawer then you can git out
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I like the JD...
but its just not entertaining me as much as would like right now.
by Cool Hand Roy on Jul 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT0OqHr3wHQ
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Bear with me here, I'm just saying, that's a panda. Very cute, anyway.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
weird. I'd never seen Snaq with his shirt off
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Jul 21, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
He could also be taunting Yao
T him up!
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Jul 21, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
The bad news
Anybody else see the weather forcast? 107 in GP? The good news,I sprung for a new AC and it put icecicles on the windows today but it was only in the high 90’s
by southern oregon on Jul 21, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
This is the 2nd worst Junk Drawer in a long time...and I think Norsk owns THE worst Junk drawer...
let’s change it folks:
1) coolest site ever ( a day late but it was worth the trip): http://wechoosethemoon.org/
2) everyone needs a crunching Elmo USB stick: http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20090716/usb-crunching-elmo/
3) check out: http://www.dennisrodman.com/
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I agree.
With Prez having a job, nobody is around to smack down the trolls.
Any verdict on BBall? Thursday was looking much cooler than Tuesday on the extended forecast.
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Next Tuesday is the vote...
should be low 80s…
dont worry, BRP knows CPR ;)
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Cool, I'm there. I may need reviving.
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there will be plenty of bigger lungs than me...so i'll defer
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Quick poll on my new avatar:
this
or this
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neither dooood...your kid pics > those pics...
you don’t want Fail > your kid
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my kid?
my last picture was buddy christ. before that it was Ha, then a weed leaf.
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Nuh uh.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
i haven't seen you in a while...and then you show up for the 2 worst JDs in a long time...
what gives??? ;)
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BaB/TiR is back as DrexlerRules and I had to join the fray.
Yeah, you’re right, I should stay out of it.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
probably got a warning then...i know Prez has been busy...
T Darkstar was around in the mornings but the afternoon lullaby is when the craziness happened…i’m assuming
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i don't ever wish for anyone to be ban....
but i do wish for some people to be more considerate….
but then again it’s the JD…some of us will just need to back up others….
so shine the light, and BRP will come to the rescue
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VERY good question.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
yeah...dirt off your shoulders
it’s healthier that way…
don’t stay away, join…but for the good times
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the ladies they love me
from the bleachers they screamin’
all the ballers is bouncin’
they like the way I be leanin’
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
please go to BEdge Summer Ball...and rap that while i'm warming up...
it will help me
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I would if I were in Portland
as long as you don’t mind that I can’t rap, that I’m white and that after I finish I embarrass you on the court
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
oh yeah, that's right...
convenient excuse magnum…
if you ever in town or i’m in your town, $100 that i will own you :)
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I also have a girlfriend in canada
and what if I said I was black? How would you feel about that owning comment now? Hmmmmm?
Yeah, that’s what i thought.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
i double own you...
never lost 1 on 1 to a black baller…
like chess, i have my gameplan set for any type of player…
a Canadian gf? promiscuity is their country song
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Wow
That lady looks like those bad guys from the Lord of the Rings movie.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
LOL she does
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by Philthyanimal on Jul 22, 2009 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah pretty much...it's end of fiscal quarter for us so there's just junk...
plus it’s meetings after meetings to prepare for the fall….
have you found your calling this summer? stalking me doesn’t really count
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dreams are meant to be crush so you can live in reality
but i’m not a dream crusher, i’m a dreamer’s dream
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i skimmed it and it didn't even give me a grin...well, the Thong kinda did.....hahaha
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i do!...that was quick and dirty...but i like it...
btw, my coworker’s dog is name Magnum…i hope you are not my coworker
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is that MDJ?
i think if he was healthy, he’s a decent SF
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My eHarmony application was rejected :(
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when they ask if you are a bowler, don't check the box
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Directly from my screen
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you stole this from somewhere, i've seen it before.
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Ive got one more that Im saving
And one that is kinda bad and I dont know if I should post it
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this kind of bad?
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Worse, I really dont think I should post it
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well, this JD is close to h e double L so go for it
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Ill drop this one first, then the other one a little later
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let's get two JDs deleted in one day
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I need another screen name
So I can talk to myself
by southern oregon on Jul 21, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
whaddup night crew?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
trying to clean a turd of a JD but you know what they say...you can polish a turd but it's still a turd
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
I'm about to go to sleep
But I’m going to drop my daily lyrics and go away.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
There aren't enough curse words in the English language to answer that
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
PookeyMay has a nice ring to it...not bad
btw, i use to live in Sactown in 5th grade…went to Thomas Jefferson Middle School…i learn how to ball there…yep, i was a 5th grader going to 8th grade classes
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Where is Thomas Jefferson?
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
somewhere near Stockton blvd...or something
i dn’t remember
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That's why I don't know where it is
I didn’t live anywhere near there as a kid.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Mine?
At 401 Ne Northlake Way.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
cool, i should drop by sometime...put the breaks on the wheelie so you don't roll off the stairs when you see May making Hawes skinnier
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That's not in Sactown homey LOL
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Surely do
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
nice
my aunt has lived in Sac Town since i was a little kid. She now lives in Elk Grove
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?
You give me somethin’ I can hold on to
I know you think i’m like the other before
Who saw your name and number on the wall
Jenny I got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don’t change your number
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
Jenny, Jenny, you’re the girl for me
Oh you don’t know me but you make me so happy.
I tried to call you before, but I lost my nerve
I tried my immagination, but I was disturbed
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Jul 21, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm glad I wasn't the adjuster on this claim
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Serves them right for having a BMW
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I can't decide if District 9 looks awesome or terrible.
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it looks pretty sweet
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
the french film
with all the parcour work?
It is terrible
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
.02 inches of rain causes devastating damage to town.
Wusses!
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Nope, Chile
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That is so crazy......
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yeah, i'm out too.
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Don't let the door hit you on the butt on your way out!
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I'm out too for that matter....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
omg it's like someone died
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In a world with no JD participants, one man dares the abyss…
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a leap of faith.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I’m too tired for faith. Why can’t there be a leap of lazy? I would make that leap. In fact, I may have already.
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
At least lazy has tangible results. Or something.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Watched Chap. 8 of Band of Brothers tonight… Guy named Webster came back to Easy Company, returning from injury.. missed major conflict, but returned to help in Belgium.
I want our Webster back.
life is better as an optimist
Everytime I think about him this comes to my mind
Oh how I missed him
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypwZbLSd4bQ
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMVXnJDBtnI
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Webster was friends with that Lt right?
I will $%@$% you hard
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by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 22, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Good
hoping I dont get banned lol
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I thought you were TRYING to
Do ya got a backup name to resort to if the guillotine lands on your neck, as it will for all of us someday?
It is a far, far better thing that you did than I have ever done.
But for realz, man, you’re going to get banned a grip.
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah probably, its gonna suck a grip
hopefully the JD just gets deleted
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You’d have to petition Norsk, and although he has a grip for a sense of humour, I have not known him to display a grip of sympathy.
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Norsks' grip of the growing gripe about gratuitous
nom de guerre’s aggravated his sense of gravitas.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Jul 22, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Dang. How long did that alliteration take?
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 22, 2009 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Not too long. I've always had a silly knack for it and I can
get it thunk faster than I can type, which is not very fast.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Whatev
If im banned just know I’ll be roaming around here a grip.
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You have a grip of spirit, and for that a grip of my respect.
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 22, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
That means a grip to me
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I am doin it doin it doin it right.
So, you know, the normal.
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yo thats chill
I’ve been saying “grip” a lot lately, and people are loving it. I didn’t think it’d catch on (in real life) but I started a mini-trend.
But it has to be said in a way that isn’t normally intended for it. Like, “I was a grip late because there was a grip of traffic”.
Haha Im gonna start using it
if that is okay with you
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So the Jay-Z lyric: “Paid a grip for the jeans” would be too conventional? It’d have to be something like, “I love Charlie Chaplin a grip”?
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Earlier I had a grip of energy, but now I feel like my body is full of a grip of death.
The more esoteric it gets the better I like it.
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a veritable grip of versatility
Just like our versatile superstar Brandon Roy, who is as important as a grip to us.
“As important as a grip”? My head is spinning.
I get migraines like a grip, so excedrin is crucial like a grip when I pack my weekend bag.
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought of you at the dollar store the other week
Not that I don’t think of you in non-dollar store activities.
BUT, they had a grip of 75-count bottles of Anacin, which is the exact same thing as Excedrin Extra Strength or migraine or whatever… the Tylenol, Aspirin, and Caffeine that works good.
They had a grip of ’em, and I purchased a grip, but I did not spend a grip to get a grip.
We have a lack of dollar stores in New York…there’s a place up the street called 10$ Danice that has a grip of slutty clothes and looks like it would be a good place to hide a grip of mobsters.
Other than that there’s a place called “Happy Dollar” by my subway stop where everything costs in between 10 and 20 dollars, thereby costing at times more than 10$ Danice.
Long story short, I can’t get a grip of pills without spending a grip, or traveling a grip into the Bronx where I am sickened a grip by the smell of the bronx, which smells a grip like dead skunks.
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 22, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
same here, excedrin is a migraine lifesaver.
life is better as an optimist
by Cablinasian on Jul 21, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
i get cluster migrines, a small grip of the population is effected by them, like .001 percent
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"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
What are cluster migraines?
They sound like they suck a grip.
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 21, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
you can get a grip of migranes for like weeks, and then not get them for a grip, like 2 years ago was the last time i got them
but when they do come, i get them for hours and have to lie down in the dark until i just fall asleep. some people get them for days on end, but luckily i only get them for 4 hours max until falling asleep usually, but they are so bad my eye ges all red and wattery, hurts a grip.
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"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
hella buggin' yo
i had lydocaine, and some other stuff, but once they come it’s too late to treat them, unless maybe you have an oxygen tank.
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
I understand that men are more prone to that type
of migraine.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
We’re too busy doing laundry and making you food to get that sort of thing.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 22, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
The washer is too loud and you're taking too long with the sammich
Its not wonder I got such a headache!!!
Sorry, I am too stupid to use washing machine, too stupid to make sandwiches. Hope you don’t mind shrunken work shirts and microwave dinners.
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 22, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nah. It's just that men like to be unique.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Correction: Like to believe they are unique.
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 22, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Ah. Ever the etomologist.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Their pain is always more dramatic.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
But it hurts me. And it hurts right now.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 22, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn. I feel for you a grip. Cluster migraines are not at all like my favorite clusters, those nut clusters from honey bunches of oats. Those things are a grip of tastiness!
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 22, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
honey nut clusters are the grippity yo
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I am well.
(provided we don’t sign Andre)
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by Cablinasian on Jul 21, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't like how he fits
Unless he was the backup and ran with the 2nd unit of Marty/Batum, Rudy, etc. Be the up tempo 2nd unit except this time with an actual PG and not just a fancy passer-man.
It would be odd, because as an NBA player he is certainly better than Blake. But not as good of a fit next to Roy.
I don’t imagine it happening.
he would be fantastic on the second unit… but he just wouldn’t play well off of Roy.
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by Cablinasian on Jul 21, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
And I don't foresee him being okay with that arrangement
He still played well as a starter last season, he’ll likely wanna be a starter… at least not be the backup to freakin’ Steve Blake.
i’d rather play Bayless big minutes in a Jack-role and hope for something at the deadline than sign Miller. Blech.
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by Cablinasian on Jul 21, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
you still a Bayless guy? I just love watching the kid attack the basket… a thing of beauty.
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by Cablinasian on Jul 21, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he has a chance to be a real good fit, in time
I am much more encouraged by how hard he was trying to do the right thing then others are it seems, but I think they’re forgetting how rare it is for a guy like him (cut in the Stevie Franchise, Marbury, scoring PG mode) to purposefully, at a young age, stop doing what has made him dominant at times and try as hard as he can to be whatever the team wants him to be.
I don’t expect him to be Steve Nash, but I expect him too be a respectable PG who is a dangerous scorer and physical defender. He won’t likely be the starter this year. But he will have some big games against the dregs of the league who play backup, which is almost every team.
I think he’s the guy long-term… but it’s going to be a painful process as he learns.
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by Cablinasian on Jul 22, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Do you think he’ll be willing to be patient in Portland or do you think he will bolt when his rookie contract is up?
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 22, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
He seems intent on trying to learn and grow
Over being moody and upset that he isn’t being used how we know he COULD be used, as just an instant offense guy.
But, its been one year, he should be the backup now but we’ll have to wait and see, and when we drafted him I foresaw a possibility that while he is clearly talented, he may not fit us or be TOO good at what he does well (scoring) to be held back as a role player.
I think it’s too early to tell with ANYTHING with Bayless. That he isn’t being pissy over being forced to work on things he isn’t good at is a good sign from a confident player.
I suppose so, but judging from notoriously untrustworthy media sources there is a lot of interest in him league-wide. If he gets it in his head that he can be better elsewhere I don’t foresee him sticking around to try and be a part of something he may or may not believe in. The weird Oden outburst recently worried me a grip, because I know Bayless is eager to play and play now. Hopefully he does get meaningful minutes this year because A) I think he will contribute more than Sergio did and B) I want him to stay in Portland.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 22, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I think his value and people wanting him will only go up
His age and athleticism and drive is special, and I think we forget it too often.
He SHOULD get minutes this year and hopefully earn himself a bigger role, but I agree— if he doesn’t get the minutes or role he could get elsewhere or feel like he is an important part of our winning team (and he could be elsewhere), I’d be surprised if he didn’t leave.
And who could blame him?
All of Portland could and will if that’s what happens.
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 22, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
If he becomes good, like a Joe Johnson situation
I would see us keeping him, even if real expensive…
But, if he’s in that gray area where he is obviously good but not obviously a great fit, I could see him leaving.
Exactly. I think he could be as good as Joe Johnson, but not by the time he becomes a UFA. My real worry is that we will refuse to pay him market value because he is not at that level yet, and then watch him mature somewhere else.
And I further worry that Portland fans will make it out like it’s his fault.
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 22, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
"The Oden outburst" worried me too.
It seemed somehow more vindictive than anything. I don’t know.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Right? It was really weird. Some people shrugged it off, but I don’t know. I don’t think Bayless is the happiest camper in the locker room.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 22, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Anybody know the exact circumstances? By my recollection, KP mentioned in an interview that Bayless and Oden had been working out together and Bayless angrily refuted that claim. Let me see if Google has more details.
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 22, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Ohhhh
He claimed he went to see Oden on a personal level and didn’t want to talk to the media about Oden, when it was personal.
I don’t think it was angry, more just playful.
I read that too, but why lie in the first place? And why be so cryptic about what happened? Did you work out with Oden or just “talk”? I was very weirded out by it all.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 22, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
It is odd, but I can see the reasoning behind it
Bayless is a pretty aware athlete, and knows the media stuff bugged Oden, so I could see someone thinking it isn’t anyone’s business, from a protective viewpoint.
I dunno if it was that complicated or what, or he just didn’t want to answer Oden questions…
Bayno said they worked out, KP did, so I’m sure they did. Bayless was prolly just being weird or nice.
Still odd.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
During an interview where Bayless was
asked about working out with Oden he denied it. I tried to find that clip later but couldn’t. If my memory is correct the question was phrased so that it was specific to working together in AZ. and that is what Bayless denied.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
“I didn’t work out with Greg at all. I don’t know where this is coming from.” -JB
That seems pretty cut and dry to me.
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 22, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Still don’t want Andre…
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by Cablinasian on Jul 21, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Norsk is youngish???? I thought he'd be an oldy.
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by tominhawaii on Jul 21, 2009 4:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
He's like 80 years old
All of his stories about World War 1 get repetitive. And he always is looking for his purse even though its on his lap.
You will pay for that
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by southern oregon on Jul 22, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
He has a Chinese Coolie read him the posts aloud; he can't read anymore.
The Jscot that exists today is more a figurehead than a poster with actual power.
We will see about that
When I am harsely enforcing His will,even an old fool like me can do spread sheets
by southern oregon on Jul 22, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
NO! Do not fall into the spreadsheet trap! It is insidious!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
You missed your shot at first-hand WWI stories.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sISd6AVw5a4
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
Night y'all
See you in the next JD (Hopefully!)
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At this point it’s not even the inappropriate sexual content that’s bugging me so much as the bad spanish.
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 22, 2009 12:34 AM PDT reply actions
You took Russian? How many years?
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by tominhawaii on Jul 21, 2009 4:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 22, 2009 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
2 years
Can still read the alphabet and sound out words and know what they are if they are similar to English. Came in handy for signs in Eastern Europe.
You didn't read the sign that said
underage brothel?
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 22, 2009 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Whatever, dude. I wish to zeus I could speak Russian. Then I could write about Dostoevsky. He’s one of the grippiest authors EVER.
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 22, 2009 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
BTW: Grip as superlative adjective? y/n?
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 22, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 22, 2009 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
My Spanish is terrible. Google translator FTL. =[
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by tominhawaii on Jul 21, 2009 4:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 22, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
hey everyone
new JD? it seems Norsk decided to go against his “lucky” numbers
what’s with the guy writing disgusting stuff in spanish?
espero que tenia razon
I probably don’t want to know how bad those attempts were
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
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by southern oregon on Jul 22, 2009 1:02 AM PDT reply actions
I should be in bed but I have insomnia bad lately.
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 22, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions
My plan is to go completly nocturnal
And sleep from noon till 8 pm till it cools off
by southern oregon on Jul 22, 2009 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Same. I wake up 1000 am but ive been been going to sleep way to late lately
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by tominhawaii on Jul 21, 2009 4:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
Bed around five a.m., wake around 6:30 or 7…don’t know how much longer I can do it…but I should at least try to lay down now…
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on Jul 22, 2009 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I should go out and kill hobo's in the dark
But I dont have a target rich envirorment like Mort
by southern oregon on Jul 22, 2009 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions
thats crazy. do you do enough physically demanding things during the day?
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by tominhawaii on Jul 21, 2009 4:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
I work out every day—weights and about a five mile run. Plus at least three walks with my dog, about three miles each.
But doing what I do it’s really hard to be active in between. Way too much reading a writing. So I do spend quite a lot of my time sitting down. But nothing can be done about that…
Damn, I really need to get to bed…
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by nightbluefruit on Jul 22, 2009 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
it looks like you def work out enough so that shouldnt be the problem
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by tominhawaii on Jul 21, 2009 4:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
Did you know Rick Astley changed his name to David Caruso?
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
have u seen the barack roll?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TiQCJXpbKg
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by Philthyanimal on Jul 22, 2009 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions
oops
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kub0GX8hk7A
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by Philthyanimal on Jul 22, 2009 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Does Outlaws Twitter sound like he's just writing what he thinks the fans want to hear?
http://twitter.com/Travis25Outlaw
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
Fight club11:22 PM Jul 20th from TwitterFon
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by tominhawaii on Jul 21, 2009 4:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
if he doesnt pass the preseason conditioning test
then i call BS on all this working out.
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by Philthyanimal on Jul 22, 2009 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Watching the movie Push
i have always wanted to hear him say that, mainly because i thought nobody saw that movie
by phillyduck23 on Jul 22, 2009 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Who wants to watch a movie about pooping or having babies?
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
by tominhawaii on Jul 22, 2009 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Meh. I don't twit.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Corvid does
You got to sign up just so someone can’t take your name. That’s what I did.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
tweet
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by tominhawaii on Jul 21, 2009 4:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
twits are for kids
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by Philthyanimal on Jul 22, 2009 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions
for real. everybody just drinks beer and sits around the beach
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by tominhawaii on Jul 21, 2009 4:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
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