I have discovered something grave... David Stern is sexist...
Behold...
What's the slogan for the NBA?
"Where amazing happens."
It's definitive and declarative. And emphatic. The WNBA?
"Expect great."
Not amazing, great. We can't guarantee it'll happen, just expect it to happen. The motto scream mediocrity and inferiority.
"Expect the women to be great. Really. You won't be disappointed again... please expect it..."
Compared to:
"See this? This is the N-B-A son. *THIS* is where amazing happens."
Conspiracy? I think so...
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JordanLeDoux
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The WNBA is garbage
They are lucky to even have “Expect great”
It should be
WNBA, expect layups
Hi fans it Brandon Roy.
And ME.....LaMarcus Aldridge
by Derftron on Jul 2, 2009 11:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
did you mean
missed layups?
GG MFer!
-joel przybilla
by hossticles on Jul 3, 2009 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
zing
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 2:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stern has been Pritch-slapping Portland's championship hopes
long before Kevin came along and made the phrase fashionable
by two4larue on Jul 2, 2009 11:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Every time I hear about the WNBA, I'm amazed.
I’m amazed that it still exists and wonder how that has been accomplished.
"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better."
by Seijeff on Jul 2, 2009 11:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's go Portland Fire!!!
wait..
"There are a few teams you have to watch out for in the fourth quarter."
"Yeah, but Portland definitely is not one of them."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters at the end of the third quarter with the Hornets leading 74-59. Portland later ends up winning 97-89.
"They don't mind him shooting that shot at all. Rudy Fernandez is not that great of a 3pt shooter."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters right after a Rudy Fernandez missed 3pter. Rudy Fernandez finished the game with three 3pters on six attempts.
by Tofu Anonymous on Jul 2, 2009 11:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Portland women basketball team I went and saw them once
Not play they were at Pioneer square when my band played there once.
Pritchard where Pritch-slap™ happens.
"Knowledge will get you from A to B. Creativity will get you anywhere." Einstein
by Garden of ODEN on Jul 3, 2009 12:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I remember I was going to go watch one of their games once.
But decided to play mario kart instead. This was during their first year.
by Bskey on Jul 3, 2009 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was funny during the NBA Finals, they played a WNBA commercial and near the end of it, the announcer says “It doesn’t get any better than this!!!!!” …. during the NBA Finals.
NBA ♥
by ireallylikejerrydbayless on Jul 3, 2009 10:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As in:
women’s professional basketball doesn’t get any better than this. Even though I’m sure there are some Euro teams who could kick some WNBA rear (most of ’em are hard to miss).
"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over."
by GonzoFan on Jul 3, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs





















