Junk 07/02: Stat Geek Challenge
So, apparently Hedo is either a decent FA pickup or not worth his asking price. I've actually heard arguments for both sides of the coin, plus an opinion that it could be a smokescreen. Also, he was once seen eating pizza. It would be great if there was a place I could go to get 36 hastily-assembled takes on the situation rehashing redundant talking points, but that's obviously a pipe dream.
So, let's make the best of it and put our collective heads together on something I've literally been losing sleep over: a puzzling statistics problem on a project I've been working on.
The only way I know how to explain this is in an imaginary example, so bear with me:
Let's say I own a company, and the company has six main products. I have $600 I'd like to apply to advertising and instead of divvying it up equally I'd like to put more money towards products that are struggling than those that are not.
So I draw up a report for each product to see how each is doing. Unfortunately, I use an unusual reporting system that spits out numbers that are percentage-like but definitely aren't percentages. Here's a breakdown:
Product A: -1.9
Product B: 1.5
Product C: 4.0
Product D: 5.6
Product E: 6.2
Product F: 6.3
(negative numbers mean the sales fell short of the goal, positive numbers mean they exceeded it; a 20 would be a perfect score)
Obviously, Product A could use a lot of help while Products E and F are pretty well set. I can tell A needs a good amount more dough than any of the others, but how much more?
Well, this is kind of where things fall apart in my little accounting act. My instincts say that I should find the average for all products (here it would be 3.7), then calculate the distance of each product from that, trying to find parity between all six. Anything below the average gets its share of the $600 multiplied by its distance while anything above the average gets its share divided.
That works fine in theory, and even makes sense in a human-logic kind of way: Product C, for example, is only very slightly above the average, so its share would be right around the $100 average. The wheels come off for me, though, when I start attempting to multiply or divide by values less than one (Product C would be a +.3, which would have the opposite effect of what I intended) or accounting for the possibility of dividing by zero (which should be zero effect, or 1:1).
I kind of seize up at that point and try to imagine a negative number represented in a pie chart or try to wrap my head around dynamic ranges or whatever and then feel bad and decide I'm curious to see if someone's got a new take on Hedo. Then repeat.
So, any ideas where I'm going wrong? Or maybe there's just somewhere I've gotta go right that I'm just not seeing?
If you came here to talk about sneakers or balls or celebrities or all of the above, congrats on making it this far and you're officially absolved of all necessity to comment on this dilemma. If you're ridiculously smart with numbers and can see the fallacy in my efforts, though, please let me know - it'd really save me some grief!
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could you weight by a distribution
where you did something like weight the amount of money received by 1/(the value of the distribution at that point) for values to the left of the mean and just by the value of the distribution for events to the right of the mean.
you might also scale the mean to 1, but it will no longer be a probability distribution
This would at least avoid a division by 0 problem
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I think I've considered something like that..
but for some reason it didn’t work.
Just for clarity, I’m thinking you’re suggesting I convert the distance values, in this case being:
-5.4, -2.2, .3, 1.9, 2.5, 2.6 (Products A-F subtracted by 3.7)
to:
1/5.4, 1/2.2, .3, 1.9, 2.5, 2.6
If that’s the case, what if I get a value of, say, -.2? That’d translate to 1/.2, which still sticks me with the ‘dividing by a decimal’ problem.
I’ve also thought about adjusting the mean to 1, but wouldn’t that turn a -1 into a 0? If so, that’d just switch the values without addressing the problem per se.
Of course, I’m commenting on things outside my expertise, so correct me if I’m wrong. Oh, and thanks for responding!
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dividing by a decimal is not a problem
it is just the same as multiplying by a number greater than 1, but the problem with the model we are talking about right now is that there is no constraint on the number of dollars you would spend.
I was thinking about this problem a bit more and I think what you really need is something that tells you how much your profit goes up for every advertising dollar spent for each product. Then this just becomes a maximization problem. Let me know if you have something like that, otherwise we could just make up some fake rates of return/advertising dollar and then maximize.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I think the issue may be...
that you are trying to reach a goal of 3.7 which is the average of the numbers. But why would you want your 6.3 to drop to 3.7? I think to begin with, when trying to even out the numbers, is to pick a goal. This goal should be between 6.3 (your highest number) and 20 (perfect score. Let us assume that your marketing strategies are equal from one product to the next, and that the $600 will meet your goal. If the goal is 6.3 for example, the difference becomes:
A – 8.2
B – 4.8
C – 2.3
D – 0.7
E – 0.1
F – 0.0
Then, you add those differences together and find the percentage of each to the total, so
A – 50.93%
B – 29.81%
C – 14.29%
D – 4.35%
E – 0.62%
F – 0.00%
You take those numbers into the amount of money you are throwing at this marketing scheme ($600) and you determine how much is needed.
A – $305.59
B – $178.88
C – $85.71
D – $26.06
E – $3.73
F – $0.00
If however, you are trying to make all your numbers a perfect number, you take the difference to 20
A – 21.9 – 22.28% – $133.67
B – 18.5 – 18.82% – $122.92
C – 16 – 16.28% – $97.66
D – 14.4 – 14.65% – $87.89
E – 13.8 – 14.04% – $84.23
F – 13.7 – 13.94% – $83.62
I think that last option would be the way to go, as you said 20 is a perfect score. If after this marketing campaign is over and the numbers didn’t reach the max potential, then you re-evaluate and redistribute for the next marketing campaign.
Two comments in over an hour?
The junkers are slackin’
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Tell me about it.
Isn’t there some kind of competition for worst junk drawer?
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dude what did you expect?
I go to the JD to take a break from work
your first sentence has the word H*do on it and then you unleash this crazy statistic problem. I almost cried.
You can cry on my shoulder
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
To answer your original JD question, it really depends how effective your marketing is.
Is each hundred bucks going to barely move the meter or is stuff gonna’ really rock and roll?
I think the reason this is so hard to solve is that you don’t really know. Here’s your numbers:
Product A: -1.9
Product B: 1.5
Product C: 4.0
Product D: 5.6
Product E: 6.2
Product F: 6.3
If every hundred bucks moves your product 1 point upwards, than you’d want to assign ~475 bucks to Product A and ~125 bucks to Product B, which would then give you these numbers:
Product A: (-1.9 +4.75) = 2.85
Product B: (1.5 + 1.75) = 2.75
Product C: 4.0
Product D: 5.6
Product E: 6.2
Product F: 6.3
However, if your marketing campaign moves it 3 points per hundred bucks, that distribution would be lame:
Product A: [-1.9 +(4.75*3)] = 12.35
Product B: [1.5 + (1.75*3)] = 6.75
Product C: 4.0
Product D: 5.6
Product E: 6.2
Product F: 6.3
As you can see, you’ve given too much weight to product A in the second scenario.
The bottom line is that there’s no one formula that can tell you what to do unless you know what your marketing is going to do. Then it’s just like assigning limited talent points when you’re creating your own player on NBA Live…you just assign marketing money to the products as you please.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Yeah.. this is definitely over my head. I wasn’t even thinking about gradations of effectiveness (I’m sure there’s a real term for ’em).
Yeah.. this is definitely over my head. I wasn’t even thinking about gradations of effectiveness (I’m sure there’s a real term for ’em).Let me give you a really simple example (more for my sake than your own):
Yeah.. this is definitely over my head. I wasn’t even thinking about gradations of effectiveness (I’m sure there’s a real term for ’em).Let me give you a really simple example (more for my sake than your own):Let’s say the products all come in positive – it could look like:
2
6
8
8
8
10
Yeah.. this is definitely over my head. I wasn’t even thinking about gradations of effectiveness (I’m sure there’s a real term for ’em).Let me give you a really simple example (more for my sake than your own):Let’s say the products all come in positive – it could look like:
2
6
8
8
8
10the average value would be 7. If we divide the average by the value and then apply that ratio to the value, everything balances out nicely. In the case above, the ratios would be:
7/2 = 3.5
7/6 = 1.167
7/8 = 0.875
7/8 = 0.875
7/8 = 0.875
7/10 = 0.7
Yeah.. this is definitely over my head. I wasn’t even thinking about gradations of effectiveness (I’m sure there’s a real term for ’em).Let me give you a really simple example (more for my sake than your own):Let’s say the products all come in positive – it could look like:
2
6
8
8
8
10the average value would be 7. If we divide the average by the value and then apply that ratio to the value, everything balances out nicely. In the case above, the ratios would be:
7/2 = 3.5
7/6 = 1.167
7/8 = 0.875
7/8 = 0.875
7/8 = 0.875
7/10 = 0.7That’s what I’m looking for – those ratios. The problem I’m running into with this formula is that any number that’s 0 or less (negative) throws everything out of whack. Does this clear things up or make it more confusing?
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hahah i was wondering the same thing ;p
i’ll see if I can slog through it.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Let's see if it works the second time..
Yeah.. this is definitely over my head. I wasn’t even thinking about gradations of effectiveness (I’m sure there’s a real term for ’em).
Yeah.. this is definitely over my head. I wasn’t even thinking about gradations of effectiveness (I’m sure there’s a real term for ’em).Let me give you a really simple example (more for my sake than your own):
Yeah.. this is definitely over my head. I wasn’t even thinking about gradations of effectiveness (I’m sure there’s a real term for ’em).Let me give you a really simple example (more for my sake than your own):Let’s say the products all come in positive – it could look like:
2
6
8
8
8
10
Yeah.. this is definitely over my head. I wasn’t even thinking about gradations of effectiveness (I’m sure there’s a real term for ’em).Let me give you a really simple example (more for my sake than your own):Let’s say the products all come in positive – it could look like:
2
6
8
8
8
10the average value would be 7.
Yeah.. this is definitely over my head. I wasn’t even thinking about gradations of effectiveness (I’m sure there’s a real term for ’em).Let me give you a really simple example (more for my sake than your own):Let’s say the products all come in positive – it could look like:
2
6
8
8
8
10the average value would be 7.If we divide the average by the value and then apply that ratio to the value, everything balances out nicely. In the case above, the ratios would be:
7/2 = 3.5
7/6 = 1.167
7/8 = 0.875
7/8 = 0.875
7/8 = 0.875
7/10 = 0.7
Yeah.. this is definitely over my head. I wasn’t even thinking about gradations of effectiveness (I’m sure there’s a real term for ’em).Let me give you a really simple example (more for my sake than your own):Let’s say the products all come in positive – it could look like:
2
6
8
8
8
10the average value would be 7.If we divide the average by the value and then apply that ratio to the value, everything balances out nicely. In the case above, the ratios would be:
7/2 = 3.5
7/6 = 1.167
7/8 = 0.875
7/8 = 0.875
7/8 = 0.875
7/10 = 0.7That’s what I’m looking for – those ratios. The problem I’m running into with this formula is that any number that’s 0 or less (negative) throws everything out of whack. Does this clear things up or make it more confusing?
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I think I got the idea. Response below.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Yeah... checked your math, totally works..
If I could do math, that is.
* Building a Greg Oden Fanboy Treehouse Clubhouse this summer...
Any reason why you can't just add
2.9 to all your original figures and just do away with all the negative numbers while maintaining their original realtionship to one another?
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I was going to make a very similar suggestion
but how much to add to the list of numbers depends on why some of the values are negative in the first place. If a scale that produces the negative numbers is the problem, then I would want to convert the scale into one that does not have negative numbers. But, I’d want the converted scale to make sense.
For example, you could add 100 to every observation, which would remove the problem of dividing by a negative number problem, but that might not give you the ratios that you want. Getting the right ratios requires rescaling the report in the right way.
My intuition would be to add 20 to every observation since you said that 20 was perfect score and I’d assume -20 is the worst possible score.
My post made sense?
Wow cool…..since I am not a stat guy….just a pratical math user ….I thought I might have made a fool of myself
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That's what I figured out, too!
Except it took me roughly a week and a half and until 3:30am to do it, so congrats.
I’m guessing the +2.9 solution isn’t the MOST accurate, but it’s more than close enough for my project.
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Re accuracy
That is what I was thinking too but if I was trying to come up with some down and dirty numbers it seemed to make sense (at 6am too) .
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 2, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I still think you’re getting too tied up with making averages and stuff. Keep it simple.
What products need marketing?
The ones that are struggling.
How much marketing?
Enough to get them up to even with the other products.
After that, distribute the marketing evenly.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I think..
that solution could be attributed to the shortcomings of my example as an illustration – my bad.
Let’s say everything’s gotta have SOME money going to it, but an amount inversely proportionate with its strength or weakness.
Hence my pie chart reference. If there is one meager slice and five large ones, say, then find the average (where all slices are equally-sized) and calculate a ratio for each slice that will expand or contract it to said average. Overall, that’s pretty easy and straightforward.
The really tricky part comes into play when dealing with slices of the pie that have either zero value or negative value. I know that’s basically impossible, so I’m trying to find a workaround of some sort.
p.s. You’ve already put way more time into this than I would have if I were you. You can consider yourself off the hook any time you wish and I’m very appreciative for your help!
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I still think you need to know how effective your marketing is going to be.
Even if we use your new “easier” numbers, we still have to know what marketing is going to do.
Product A: 2
Product B: 6
Product C: 8
Product D: 8
Product E: 8
Product F: 10
If we devote 50% of our budget to Product A, does it go to 4.5? 10? 19?
If it goes only to 4.5, then we have to spend a HUGE chuck of our money on it. If, however, it jumps to 19 with only 50% of the budget, we can obviously spread our money out over the six products more evenly.
Your process should be this:
1. Raise Product A to the level of Product B
2. Raise Product A and B to the level of Product C
etc. etc. until all products are “10s” with Product F. Then any additional funding leftover is spread out equally.
The key factor here is your marketing’s effectiveness. If it’s super effective, then your funding is going to be spread out pretty evenly over all the products. If your marketing is weak, then the majority of it is going to go to the top of that list (Product A).
Having a negative number really doesn’t matter—the problem you’re having isn’t that—it’s that you have two variables and you need to solve one (marketing effectiveness) before you try to figure out the second (the ratio at which you wish to divide your marketing funds).
Hopefully that helps. I’m headed to bed either way ;-p I’ll check in in the AM and see if anyone else was able to help ya’.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
That's what I was thinking
I just read something from Ben and looks like there’s a new hater in our midst.
Wow
I’m in that thread now. One of the Lakers blogs has a rule that you can comment when drunk. Maybe BlazersEdge needs a rule that you can’t write a FanPost when you are high on meth.
It symbolizes the darkness of my heart since S4E was assassinated
90% of winners overspend, in the sports world, "losers" graciously talk about "value" most of the time
when I was reading it
i kept thinking of the Alec Baldwin speech in Glengarry Glen Ross
i actually expected him to scream “cap space is for closers!!!!!!”
that is such a great movie..it's mandatory watching at our work...
you read that right Prez
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
as long as it's on company time and dime ;-)
hahahhah j/k….but seriously, is it really worth watching?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
really really worth it
al pacino, ed harris, jack lemmon, kevin spacey, alan arkin, etc…
can’t go wrong with those
just click on Norsk's profile and read his latest 100 comments
that’s all ya’ really need ;-p
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I got banned today for the first time. A proud day in my SBN career.
Oh, and read Blogabull. It’s like Hedogate, only much more bizarre and with the moderator swearing.
there must be some history between the two
otherwise it seems the guy from Blogabull lost his cool pretty early and started dropping f-bombs all over the place.
and his first green comment is priceless
its blogabull ... you dont really expect it to be family friendly
Communism is the very definition of failure.
that was a riot
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I’m still thinking about what you suggested to do in a point diff post several weeks ago.
There just no easy way to pull data of the net, and it presents a significant hurdle for me.
I may chunk away at it a little at a time.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Yeah Norsk sorry about that...
Pretty sure Scott was on his period.
Blogging at RidiculousUpside, where my terrible writing meets people's eyes.
you guys gonna rec this or what?
Communism is the very definition of failure.
by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 2, 2009 2:01 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ahh, fine. if you're THAT desperate that you have to beg...i guess i could spot you one.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Good description of the Memphis locker room
Imagine THAT locker room
Thabeet and Gasol off grunting in the corner, Z-Bo and Arthur chiefin’ ona kill, O.J. Mayo seeing if he still has any NCAA eligibility left so that he can return to USC, DeMarre Carroll hooked up to an EKG machine, Conley texting Oden every ten minutes
Rooting for a Rubio Revolucion since roughly 10:20 a.m. on June 24th, 2009
by PoorDick on Jul 1, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they may be the new worse team in basketball
the last 3 worse teams all have something in common(hint: its zach randolph)
new york, clips and now memphis
also that deal makes very little sense
still awake, ehh?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
yes
If you e-mail him on Facebook, he’ll give you the rundown.
90% of winners overspend, in the sports world, "losers" graciously talk about "value" most of the time
He wasn't just banned
He was given the treatment from the movie Misery.
90% of winners overspend, in the sports world, "losers" graciously talk about "value" most of the time
he was hobbled?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Join a chatroom
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Not at work
90% of winners overspend, in the sports world, "losers" graciously talk about "value" most of the time
You are
90% of winners overspend, in the sports world, "losers" graciously talk about "value" most of the time
i love you
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
im sooooooo jealous right now
KIDDING KIDDING KIDDING
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
kidding like the kidd in your sig?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
i dont get it...
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
ok 12Sharks, I know this isn't what you are shooting for but...
When I was a youngster, my old man had a family business and he told me about a scenario just like the one outlined above. He said that if you wanted to be really be efficient with your ad dollars, never spend it on losers. Instead spend money advertising on products that are already doing well, saleswise. The reason why is that you will be exposing the popular product to even more people than would just walk into the store. This would allow you to make even more money on that popular product which would allow you to take a loss on the unpopular product and still be waaaay ahead
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I love you."
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It will be
90% of winners overspend, in the sports world, "losers" graciously talk about "value" most of the time
are you for or against Team Hedo??? hahahah
or just indifferent….
after yesterday, and seeing both sides of he argument, i’ve become indifferent and back to junking….
Go Blazers no matter what happens
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Indifferent almost to the point of not caring at all
I’m not going to complain about things that might happen. And with Hedo, if it’s not a sign and trade, we know more moves will follow.
90% of winners overspend, in the sports world, "losers" graciously talk about "value" most of the time
Tanks
90% of winners overspend, in the sports world, "losers" graciously talk about "value" most of the time
It was supposed to be
I was half asleep when I wrote it and it somehow turned into some weird thing about ad dollars
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Yep..
I was going to mention that, but didn’t want to confuse the issue.
What kind of business did your father run?
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Furniture store
and also consumer electronics at another time
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 2, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
yeh, i thought about that as well but i decided just to roll with the theoretical model of each advertsing dollar helping equally on any given product
but yeah, in reality, you’d probably want to just advertise your awesome stuff and let the lame stuff bite the dust
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
so if Toronto is looking to sign/trade for David Lee...that means they would probably package Shawn Marion to D'antoni's Knicks...
would that give them more space to get Hedo?
even though i did say Canada sucks yesterday, Toronto is a super fun city…
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
wow, josh childress has a really nice 'fro

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

If 20 is your goal for each then sum all differences from 20,
that sum total is then your 100% of you $600
in this case sum total is 98.3
so 98.3 = 100% of you total distance
and $600 = 100% of your money
$600 divided by your total distance (98.3) is the factor (6.1038) to multiply by each point.
When you add all the dollar amounts in far right column you’ll see it adds to $600
this assumes everything is linear which it is not.
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"from 20" in table above = distance from 20
factor is in dollars i.e. 6.1038 dollars per each 1.0 of distance.
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Vancouver WA
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
got off about 3:30 tonight, not really grave, it's a combo gaurd variety
most on swing, a little on grave, but the grave guy is on vacation so I’m staying a little later.
But seriously I should be in bed by now.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
for some unknown reason I had to answer the problem in the post.
Then html wouldn’t take it so had to put it in paint then upload to flickr yada yada
10 minutes turned into an hour.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Yeah, but I don’t like the answer
actually 92wastheyear has the real answer
if you chose 10 as your goal all the numbers change. If you keep your goal above the highest rated product you don’t have to deal with the negative numbers, I took the easy way out.
I think you’re more on the right track with averaging the numbers.
There is no right answer from what I can tell. i.e. is $600 really enough to move all products upwards, it so then choose a goal above the group.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Wow here I am back at this problem,
that’s because as I was reading thru the junk again and realized something. If you choose a lower goal say 10, proportionately more money will be given to the worst product verses using 20. Likewise if you choose 6.3 which is your highest rated product (F) then no money will be allotted to prod F very little to prod E and the bulk to the lesser products. Hence (in theory) leveling out your products faster.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
So what is everyone doing for the 4th?
Has anyone heard of any cool happenings in town? I’m trying to figure out something cool to do with my friends and we haven’t heard of anything happening.
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
I just realized that
I used the words cool and happening too many times in two sentences :)
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
No worry it’s cool, I’m totally cool with it, everything’s cool…brrrrrrrrr
I’m still trying to get to bed tonight, and can’t even think about the soon happening 4th until then.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
working
90% of winners overspend, in the sports world, "losers" graciously talk about "value" most of the time
yeah double time
90% of winners overspend, in the sports world, "losers" graciously talk about "value" most of the time
Our place if you work the holiday (and you are hourly)
…you get doubletime and a half…..(1.5 for the hours worked plus holiday pay). I am salaried though …so I just take the day off (and in this case another day off tomorrow since the 4th is on a weekend)
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
I might get that
I get 8 hours worked, 8 hours holiday, and a holiday worked premium.
90% of winners overspend, in the sports world, "losers" graciously talk about "value" most of the time
that sounds the same
most places that have paid holidays do it similarly…..so cool for you (if you are money grubber…which I suspect you are)
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
I try to be
90% of winners overspend, in the sports world, "losers" graciously talk about "value" most of the time
Block Party
on our cul de sac. We have a potluck BBQ and when it gets dark, we go down to the roundy part, pool all our fireworks and light them all off at once
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
light them all off at once
What, like, throw them all in a fire? That’d be awesome.
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09
Well yeah that would be awesome
but I was fibbing about that part…but we do pool them and one big fireworks show …..scorched earth in the cul de sac
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
Last year,
I went down to My Father’s Place (super dive). They had 1 dollar man-can PBR’s. I played some mean pinball and safari hunter. When the fireworks were about to go off, I walked out onto the bridges with everyone else, watched the fireworks and then returned to the party… I’ve been downtown before, and that’s pretty crazy…
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 2, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions
The beach is the best.
I always go to the beach for the fourth. Grew up in and still live in the city, so I like to get to the beach and watch a few fireworks, stare at the ocean and make a giant fire. That’s my kinda fourth. Ya dig?
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09
That sounds like a good way to do it.
Although sometimes the coast can be as crazy as downtown…..
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 2, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Getting home is usually crappy. It’s always slow traffic and there’s usually a few fatal wrecks, and those aren’t cool.
Downtown is fun. Did that a lot as a kid in the late eighties early nineties. It’s a little different now, but it’s a nice city and it looks good with fireworks.
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09
Just chillin' in Tri Cities
The fireworks launching station is like 1 block from my house, so we’ll probably just watch ‘em from our back patio. Seriously couldn’t pick a better spot.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Half of Portland must be going camping this weekend
I went to REI around lunchtime and it was a madhouse in there.
It seems like REI is ALWAYS a madhouse.
That place is crazy.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
My problem with Ariza is the same with Calderon
They may be an upgrade, I just don’t think the upgrade is worth the hassle. I don’t want to go from a C to a B-, I want to go from a C to an A or A-.
90% of winners overspend, in the sports world, "losers" graciously talk about "value" most of the time
What's Batum's potential?
90% of winners overspend, in the sports world, "losers" graciously talk about "value" most of the time
Roy's prime is starting now
I don’t want to wait for Batum to hit his stride if we don’t have to. I’d love to plug a well above average SF into the starting lineup and go for a title now, while Batum develops playing a reserve role.
Ariza and Batum are both so young, and both so similar...
…I say, pick which one ya like better, and if it is Ariza it is Ariza— but then move Batum, who won’t get any development or use behind Ariza.
Nic is already the better outside and FT shooter and shot blocker and doesn't turn the ball over as much (doesn't handle it as much either)
I would definitely keep him, in year 5 (Ariza) he should be much better.
so by that logic should we stop trying to improve the team and send the entire payroll of TrailBlazers, Inc to Columbus?
Columbus?
But I agree with Tom; we can upgrade at PG and SF, but our best chance at winning a title is Oden becoming Oden.
The upgrades will make it easier, and, in theory, make it easier for Oden to stay on the floor longer.
Columbus is where Greg is, is it not?
Of course Oden becoming dominant is our best chance to win a title, but given that we have no idea if he’ll become dominant, I’d like to see us pursuing other avenues to that end also.
Ahh ah ah ah I getcha
I forgot where Ohio State is. I was trying to make it a company’s name, or some reference to his advanced age (Columbus the explorer?), etc.
I agree, we gotta do all we can to improve the team, other than Greg developing.
Yeah, that's why a WIN NOW move like Hedo makes less sense
I think Hedo would make us better, but not at the age where Oden will be great.
Ariza makes more sense, age wise, but with him I think Batum will be better once we get to the age where Oden is Oden.
It’s a tough call.
There is at least some logic
to Hedo being a bridge to make us better now while waiting for Oden/Batum/Bayless to make us better later
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jul 2, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
That's true
I just dislike how it’s someone whose defense could inhibit Oden’s development, because it’s another seive where one did not exist as much before.
I am gonna admit
that I haven’t seen Hedo’s poor defense…the only defensive work I have seen him do was against Kobe in the finals (then only a little) and was somewhat impressed at how effective he was.
That being said …I get what you are saying.
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jul 2, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I was surprised to see the post on 3rdQuarterCollapse that showed that Hedo is statistically an above average defender
After seeing that, I’m less anti-Hedo than I was before.
I see him as similar to Blake
He knows what to do and where to go, but his body doesn’t enable him to stay in front of guys.
He isn’t a Z-Bo, just not trying. He’s a Blake.
but unlike Blake, Hedo has the height and saavy to make up for that to at least some degree
David Thorpe called Hedo a net positive on D, which combined with the numbers, is definitely worth noting.
I think he's worth more than what Dave offers, money wise
BUT, I don’t think he’s THAT much better than Batum, and while is offering is better defense in general, not at a position we need.
I’d rather develop Batum, personally, and use the cap space money elsewhere. I think we can improve at the SF spot, but would rather improve elsewhere, and what Ariza does isn’t THAT far from Batum.
Morty
Ariza is a lot better than Batum
a lot better.
I love Batum and think he can be as good or better than Ariza eventually, but an Ariza/Batum platoon would be sweet. 48 minutes of quality defense and efficient, non-ball demanding offense.
If who we get is meant to grow with the team
Then ya pick whoever ya think will be better in 2 years. I don’t think Ariza is enough of an upgrade, and Batum has a VERY good chance to be quite a bit better, to warrant using our cap space on Ariza.
I would love to have Ariza, but not over a potential upgrade at PG, or at least a defensive upgrade there.
Ariza is better right now, but not enough that it isn’t totally feasible than Batum could be quite a bit better in the near future.
If we’re choosing one player to use our cap space on, I wouldn’t be upset if it is Ariza, but I’d rather address a bigger position of need.
Me too
It’s like KP’s spending all his time to upgrade a working carburetor when the car has four bald tires.
or at least tires
with a caesar haircut
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 2, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, and while I know our SF's are relatively weak
I just don’t think we need an upgrade there, with what seems to be available. Not when it’s perhaps our best position defensively already, and a role player defender is perhaps the best thing for a team like ours.
SF is a positon we can afford to develop future star-role-players like Batum or Webster. PG, on the other hand…
And I've liked Ariza ever since his Knick days, when I was living in NY
They were crum bums to ditch him, and so was Orlando. You could tell he was gonna be a good player.
From watching him then, and seeing Batum now, I think Batum will be better, so I am disinclined to offer Ariza a big deal. I think Batum is better off the ball, has a chance to be a point forward, a better ball handler, and better at his age than Ariza. And Ariza isn’t a big enough upgrade to be a WIN NOW move; it’d be for the future as well.
I think Ariza absolutely is a big enough upgrade to be a *win now* move
He’s one of the top 5-10 perimeter defenders in the league, and has an above average PER. WP48 thinks he’s a top 10 SF. Giving Outlaw’s minutes to Ariza (while keeping Batum’s about the same) would be worth several additional wins for the Blazers. Perhaps 3-4.
I say, we get em both
We will fill our roster with 6’10’’ tweeners that can play every position. We’ll the NBA version of the dominant Detroit Lions with their 9 WR’s on offense. No one will be able to match up with us. Our roster will have everyone listed as our starting and back-up SF. Mike Rice will no longer have keys to the game.
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 2, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I need to purge some friends
WWE is going to be here on Sunday and we have a friend who works for WWE. We could have had free ringside tickets but about 8 other friends said they wanted to go, so we got good seats but not ringside because we needed 10. Now four jerks have said they can’t go and I’m pretty sure they can, they just changed their mind about going to WWE.
that's lame.
WWE is really cool to see live. Surprisingly entertaining. about 100x better than on TV. I’ve seen them 2 or 3 times in Portland and had fun every time.
by DrivetheLane on Jul 2, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
why is blog a bull so upset?
Every time I popped in there last year, they were complaining about how BG sucked. Now they’re sad???
He caused wars
I think they’re more upset they lost him for nothing, and still paying Deng soooo much cash, and Hinrich.
Some loved him, some thought he wasn’t that great, all seem upset to lose him for nothing. If the Bulls weren’t planning on even making an effort, why not trade him?
From JE Skeets
He said on Twitter than Shaq showed this pic to Ferry at his press conference—
by Mortimer on Jul 2, 2009 10:56 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I guess so. I originally wanted to go tomorrow since then you could have gone within the circle on some tours
But it would cost more, it could have rain/thunder tomorrow, and I’m tired to go so early. So I probably have to do either or on Sunday. Hampton Court is nice, but a bit like Versaille or other castles that I already know.
Problem is I have seen most attractions within London once or twice already so now I’m looking at the nearby attractions.
Standing in Stone Henge during a thunderstorm
would be Zach-ing awesome!!!!
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jul 2, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I think that being struck by lightening
while standing in Stonehenge might in fact turn you immortal….either that or being bit by a radioactive spider….I can never remember which
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jul 2, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
RT @russbengtson: If the Knicks are pursuing Grant Hill and Jason Kidd, shouldn’t I be reading about it on Netscape Navigator?
I thought it was gonna look like this

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jul 2, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
that dude stole my bike!
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
He does not look fat at all.
I’m definitely going to start taking weight loss drugs. What was Darius on again?
by Nick Van Excellent on Jul 3, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
on another note...rotoworld headline: Rubio Staying in Spain for two years
Ricky Rubio will remain in Spain to play for his DKV Joventut team for the remaining two years of his contract rather than try to move to the NBA this season, El Periodico reported today.
The paper also says Rubio plans to withdraw his contract lawsuit against the team. This is a very fluid situation and information could change on a daily basis, but it really looks like Rubio may finish out his contract in Spain rather than play for the Wolves. Jul. 2 – 2:44 pm et
Source: St. Paul Pioneer Press
Hollinger and BDL chat now
Brian Grant
is going to teach Oden how to take a rebound under the basket, hunch down, like he’s poopin’, dribble three times, then go up and get his shot blocked.
oy
I’m about to go eat lunch but all I can think about is Greg hunched down like he’s pooping
by chalupa king on Jul 2, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Junk
Turns out it’s a fanshot. It might have been in last nights JD too, but the trib page wasn’t working last night.
Junk
Turns out it’s a fanshot. It might have been in last nights JD too, but the trib page wasn’t working last night.
thomas backing up aldridge
that’d be funny
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
trade for Rudy Gay and Rondo
and our domination of the 06 draft would be complete
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Is this a rumour?
a trade idea?
EXPLAIN YOURSELF, SIR!!!
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
I think you should
Put his decapitated head on a pie plate (ungreased) and make him watch 4th quarter of 2000 WCF on one TV and Hanna Montana on another
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jul 2, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is this real or what?
Don’t tease me. Thomas is a knucklehead, but his defense might counter Hedu’s lack of defense.
by Nick Van Excellent on Jul 3, 2009 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
it gave me some lame 503 error whilest i was fixin' up my fanpost
mean ol’ thing
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Hollinger kind of endorses Shav
Carter ((Virginia))
Give us a free agent that you like, that didn’t make your under-rated article and no one talks about. I’d take Shavlik Randolph, he’s still pretty young, good size, puts up solid numbers, but was hurt, and then buried on a deep Portland team.
John Hollinger
Actually, the guy I’m kicking myself for not putting on there is C.J. Watson, who quietly had a very strong year for Golden State and is still young enough to get better. Randolph wouldn’t be a bad pickup as a fifth big for the minimum, though.
The junk drawer should write a fanpost
I’m thinking the title could be, “KP’s real target is a trade for Boozer.” Anything with Iverson would work too.
AI is a vet who has been to the Finals
He’s even won an MVP.
I don’t see anyone else on our team who has been to the Finals and won the MVP!
We need an upgrade at PG. AI is a PG. Nuff said.
by Mortimer on Jul 2, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
His nickname is The Answer,
Coincidence?
by Nick Van Excellent on Jul 3, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
here's a question
if you can pick up ONE guy for free, which Davis it be? Big Baby or Baron?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
There are 6 Jones in the NBA
I bet you can name 4 of them.
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 2, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
don't you mean Joneses?
;-p
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
no i mean, jonesing
as in, I desire the Williams Clan to play the Smith Clan to be overseen by the Jeffersons.
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 2, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
For the rights to play the winner
of the Brown/Johnson match up
I’m taking the Smiths all the way.
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 2, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
What about trying to assemble half of the 2004 olympic team?
We might be able to Boozer, AI, Marion, and Marbury… We’d might need to trade roy for Okafor
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 2, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
frye in PHX would work.
I think Denver is still smarting from the time Frye dropped 24 or whatever on them hahahaha
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I think of the name
Chauncy Uppercrust
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
Breaking News!! Portland picks up Hedo and Hinrich
I finished my season on NBA Live09 and I traded Blake, and Trout for Hedo and Capt Kirk in two seperate deals
This was after I won the championship against Boston in 7 games
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
Sweet!
It’s been awhile since I’ve played my NBA Live 09 game. Lately I’ve been playing MLB 09 The Show and Oblivion. I never realized how much fun role playing games were until my older brother let me borrow his Oblivion game and I instantly became hooked.
i can never get into those things...i'm way too dang competitive
i want to beat somebody. I want there to be a looooooooser. Gotta’ play Halo/COD or NBA Live
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I've gone online a few times
but I always seem to get my $&% kicked, hehe. There’s not much fun in losing all the time.
and you
that would be a awesome group hahaha
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I've said it before
he was the first cat I ever contacted about podcasting, but he stood me up.
I still luv u S4E
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Prez, I have to admit something
I ad hominenly attacked you in jscots basketball post
Sorry, reality was a blur. I couldn’t tell the difference between a basketball post and the JD. And it really wasn’t my fault.
I had two options, make a remark on one of the best posts we’ve had in a long time in the midst of a Hedonistic post fest, or shamelessly disparage a girlfriendless mod. I mean really, what would anybody do – I threw mud.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
when given the opportunity
a good ad hom attack on prez > whatever the other option is (unless Adriana Lima and chocolate is involved)
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
link?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I think I need to open this up to everyone
I think I say “but” way too much. You folks have probably noticed that or something else. I noticed this one guy says however a lot. Ben says, “must read” a lot, although that’s kind of unavoidable when he does the Full Court Press so often.
Anything else you folks would like to point out?
Oh yeah, and Dave says “sweet jugs o’ honey” a lot.
you probably say "butt" more than you say "but"
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
did you know you own 12.46% of the "butts" on Blazers Edge?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
A 'booger' is the great equalizer for humankind.
EVERYONE has a booger some time or another… no matter what your gender, religion, or dastardly non-white ethnicity you are.
We can all hold each other’s boogery hands in harmony.
Mortimer
I think I am guilty of but abuse also
Oh wait,that didnt come right.
by southern oregon on Jul 2, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd argue that one guy types too much...
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
you say
MORTIMER
more than anyone
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
by prezofdeath on Jul 2, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not "Hinrich"?
Looks like timg56 doesn’t like you mentioning Hiney no mo’ ;-) Don’t worry, you haven’t mentioned him too much.
oh, it’s fine. He was arguing that Steve was on the level on Rondo and Harris. I stayed pretty civil, we just disagree on most things.
really? I don’t remember an explosion, and it certainly wasn’t on the level of the “Bayless Debates” that scot, ulc, and others were involved in at the time.
That reminds me
That Denver game where Sergio did great, I actually watched it “with” KP. It was the day I met him, in a sports bar I would watch games at my first year here in LA.
He came in with his galpal (which, back then when I told people I met KP, I didn’t tell anyone he was with a non-wife lady, since I didn’t wanna rat him out, and they both seemed surprised to be recognized, and be recognized while together), talked with me for a moment, and sat at the bar to watch the game. I sat at a table purposefully slightly behind him, to watch him watch the game. He couldn’t see I was there, I do not think. I am creepy, but that’s okay.
I never mentioned this part because I’m not really a Sergio lover and it is impossible to prove, but the people he REALLY cheered for in that game were Martell and LMA. He kept mentioning them over and over, sayin’ “c’mon Martell, NICE SHOT, yes!” and same for LMA. I thought it was weird at the time, because most people thought he was more anti-Marty (not his pick) and pro-Sergio, but it was almost like he wasn’t even caring that Sergio was having a good game.
He got really, really, really into it, which was cool to see from a front office exec.
After we lost, he didn’t seem very happy. Plus, during the game, this one dude who I’d seen and been annoyed with before during games at the bar was sloppy drunk, and complaining about something to KP (I couldn’t hear what), and KP said “what the &^%$ do you want me to do about it? Shut the ^& up”.
It was awesome.
by Mortimer on Jul 2, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
This should read
‘KP said "what the Zach do you want me to do about it? Shut the Zach up"’
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jul 2, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Story of the day
I wonder what el drunko was complaining about. I s’pose it really doesn’t matter — it’s the response that counts. Perfect.
I wish Steve's 14 assist game happened back when most games weren't on TV
And there weren’t any real evidence that it wasn’t really 14 assists.
Like how there isn’t any visual evidence that Wilt’s 100 point game was basically a sham (or so I have heard over the years).
Steve had a great quarter, but I wish it wasn’t almost ruined by home cookin’ stat keepin’.
Question
Does landing Ariza or Hedo make the Blazers better than Cleveland, Boston, LA, and a healthy San Antonio?
Hedo definetely not, Ariza probobly not
However, this is our last summer with cap-space, so we have to think a couple years down the road with our signings this summer.
What does landing either of them do?
I say, it makes us taller and less attractive. If Rudy gets upset and leaves, we might be the ugliest team in the association.
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 2, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
this is the junk drawer....hellooooooooooooooooooooooo
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Hedo's Flight
I’m killing time to wind down the workday.
I’ve tried tracking on flightaware the registration numbers I dug up for Paul Allen’s (Vulcan’s) aircraft; his 757 (he did have two, but sold one a couple years ago) or his Global Express and cannot find any recent arrivals in Portland/Hillsboro. He may have another stealth jet I’m not aware of.
In fact, I can’t find any arrivals for Orlando originated flights, or any trans- con private flights that looked like they may have stopped elsewhere before arriving here. I looked back to yesterday at 5pm in both Orlando (departures) and Portland(arrivals). I also looked at the executive airport in Orlando, just for good measure.
I checked arrivals to Portland and Hillsboro until about 5pm this evening and found nothing that looked like it could be them.
I wonder if they are flying Alaska to Seattle, then hitch-hiking down I-5? ;-)
I have no idea how Hedo is getting here/got here today.
wowzas
maybe it’s all a fake. like our fake trip to the moon. maybe nate didn’t even have lunch with hedo.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
My dream are unfortunately realistic
• We have $50 Mil even of salary if we renounce our trade exceptions right?
• If the Cap is going to be $57.3 as projected, then we have $7.3 Mil
• Renounce Koponen and Freeland, adds what, 1.8 Mil to Cap room? $9.1 Mil
• Trade Outlaw and Blake for Hinrich, takes 600K of Cap room, $8.5 Mil
Offer 4 years to Turk, using all of the remaining Cap room for the first year, then increasing 10.5% (I believe this is the max it can increase)
Year 1 – $8.5 Mil
2 – $9.4 Mil
3 – $10.4 Mil
4 – $11.5 Mil
That’s 4 years, 40 Million. Take it Hedo. Come to Hippie Town, USA. You’ll love it.
Upgrades this summer:
TurkeyGlue and Hinrich for Blake, Outlaw, and Sergio
That’s my dream anyway…
"Tough times don't last. Tough people do."
-Chauncey Billups
rotoworld updat: Artest/Lakers
Rockets unrestricted free agent Ron Artest told CBSSportsline.com that he is going to sign with the Lakers.
CBS’s Ken Berger offers no details, but says they are coming. Artest is a huge coup for the Lakers if the news is true, as they could then afford to lose Trevor Ariza (who, ironically, could be joining the Rockets) and/or Lamar Odom to free agency. Jul. 2 – 6:47 pm et
Source: CBSSportsline.com
alright, I’ve devised the Cablinasian scale of defensive effectiveness.
The scale goes from 1 to 10. I have named both extremes. On one end is “Radman” and on the other end is “Rodman.” thus, it’s the Cablinasian “Radman to Rodman” scale.
I’ve decided to rate Turkoglu a 5 and Travis a 3.
I think Morty is frustrated
“No one has ever scored in Hinrich.”
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
I think that "5" should be the "won't kill ya" number
And everything under it is a player who HURTS you defensively.
What about..
a scale of -20 to 20, zero being average?
Then you could put $300 towards Travis and $50 towards Hinrich and Rodman has enough money already.
It's = It Is
Its = Belongs to It
that’s what I am thinking. Six is a good defender, seven is someone you can really rely on, eight is a second-team all defense elite guy, nine is a first team all defense, and ten is an all-time great.
I view Turkoglu as pretty neutral.
Yeah, can really hurt you depending on matchups
But knows where to be and what to do. And tries (at least when it matters, in the playoffs).
I’m not horribly concerned about Artest going to LA. Is he even better than Ariza at this point? Roy torched him pretty much every time he touched the ball in the Houston series. Battier was the much better defender.
Anyone find it funny that a month ago Laker fans were badmouthing Artest and calling him a moron?
I think Artest has really lost a step on the defensive end. Roy was burning him pretty bad on the perimeter.
To a certain extent though
Roy has become a guy NO ONE can guard an entire game.
He’s too crafty, too versatile.
I also plan to name the numbers: e.g. Hinrich for 8, Bowen for 9, and Rodman for 10, potentially. It’s up for debate on what they should be.
Can I nominate Korver for 1?
In honor of the dearly departed, I declare July PB&J month - everyone raise a sandwich to the memory of Ben!
Yeah, he can not only name them, but have photos to go along with it. I’ve got several of Kirk in a defensive stance looking all intense, and the kowering Korver one is just classic. Surely everyone else know for defense – or lack thereof – has an equally apropos photo. 4 through 6 would probably be the most problematic – how would you pictorially define mediocre defense?
In honor of the dearly departed, I declare July PB&J month - everyone raise a sandwich to the memory of Ben!
Just because it's always fun to look at. ;)

In honor of the dearly departed, I declare July PB&J month - everyone raise a sandwich to the memory of Ben!
How hard is it to avoid posting a Hedo post after being specifically and throughly lectured on it by Prez the Master. Ugh.
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
everyone thinks their idea is the one that needs its own forum
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
If they would just read the comments and other fanposts
they would realize EVERYTHING has been mentioned no less than 50 times.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
who did who?!?!
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
who did you?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
you got it
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
92 bailed me out
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Poor Houston can't even lure a scrub player with lots of attention and their own email address.
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
Norskie should be happy!
If he hasn’t moved on to the next new young hot team already.
by Mortimer on Jul 2, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Gavin Dawson just responded to my question on his facebook. I asked if he still wants Marbury, and he said "way better than blake."
He is also advocating stephen jackson
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
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Gavin Dawson is like wow artest to the lakers? blazers need to call their raise with stephen J.
31 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Rohan Podar at 4:20pm July 2
Captain Jack can get it done!!
TheTinfoil at 4:45pm July 2
or marbury. is he still your flavor?
Gavin Dawson at 4:47pm July 2
Way better than blake
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
whoa, not sure how that happened, just means to post the Dawson thing. sorry bout that.
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
In case not all the trade ideas were covered,
there is a new fanpost.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
Not sure it the phrase has been coined yet
But we live in a Hedonistic society.
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
even that pun (which is a good one)
is getting old lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
so it has been coined?
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
It had been handled so much
the date has worn off already
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
I never have been much in touch with reality
Just ask me, myself, or Irene.
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
But I guess I did do good in avoiding the whole hedo situation.
I think I’ll rec myself, "no, thank you Irene", "no, thank you me", you shouldn‘t have mentioned it myself, aw shucks.
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
you betta check yoself before you rec yoself....
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
There is a brand new Hedo one as well.
All new ideas.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
Destined to never leave the junk drawer
Oh well, there’s some fairly decent basketball discussions in here, so why leave anyway.
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
You’re so mean.
But I like it.
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
anyone know
did they make bobbleheads in the old drexler years. the earliest ive seen is a blaze 2003. have they been making them everyyear?
For what its worth
There is a Harley shop in GP that makes custom bobbleheads
by southern oregon on Jul 2, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The reason I asked about a lifesize custom bobbleheads
Is that Cloudy was saying that he wanted have a lifesize bobblehead made of Roybot. When I asked why, he just said “For personal reasons”
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
I like collecting memorabilia
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Are they all 3 feet tall
Or just the Roybot one?
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
i c what u did thar
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I tried to tell Cloudy that it wasn't cool
but you know how he is
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
My apologies
I didn’t mean to offend you
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
It's alright.
This is your first strike…JUST WARNING YOU.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
I was so gung ho to get cloudy in trouble
I got myself in trouble instead
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
and i came out of it
looking like an innocent bystander. i win again lol.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Again?
That implies you have won before
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
I never lose
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
it's one of my cloudy-isms
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
You only look like an innocent bystander
if what he said isn’t true.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
lol
A) that is preposterous
B) I don’t have that kind of money.
I win.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I’m slow, but catching up real fast, tsk, tsk, tsk, oh cloudy
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
im staying out of this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH_StQ6KdW0
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
This biker chick would make you any thing you want
Including after market add ons
by southern oregon on Jul 2, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
No, the place behind Bimart,they have a hot dog cart too.
by southern oregon on Jul 2, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
A little more Jo Co humor
Why do they only have drivers ed class on Tuesday and Thursday at Hidden Valley Hi?
by southern oregon on Jul 2, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Because they use the car for sex education class
On Monday,Wendsday and Friday
by southern oregon on Jul 2, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
here
RIP Ed.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Yeh
I grew up with the Johnny Carson show. Johnny, Ed and Doc (who lived in Myrtle Creek for many years) …..good times
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
How does a North Valley girl turn the light on after sex???
Open the car door!!!
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
Houston got the better end of the deal
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
why have Battier and Ariza?
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
Somebody totally got away with an S-word today
I’m not saying who or where, but they did, and i’m not flagging it because it was awesome.
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
yeah
linking to that would be lame. Helping moderators out is sooo uncool.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
YOU ARE JUST A KILLER OF FUN
man, I don’t know how Mort does that. It’s exhausting to talk like that.
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
that's because Mortimer never used to talk to people
with, you know, just him and Mercury at home. So he had lots of excess vocal energy to burn.
Now he’s married…………….GAWSSHHHH. So lame. It’s only a matter of time till his Bedging ability falls off like Starbury.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
12.5 on the lame-o meter
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Have you seen the commecial for a Topical Male Enhancement product
They sent it into a lab …..turns out it was just baby lotion
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
Make it 4.
I’m putting a bullet in my head.
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
hmmm
92 instances of that word.
interesting.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
That is totally a coincidence
(as far as you know)
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
The universe keeps revolving around this mysterious number...
It is 3-times my lucky number, minus one.
That one represents the degradation, the lost hopes and wasted dreams of humanity.
92 is perfection.
"........the degradation, the lost hopes and wasted dreams of humanity"
Pure entrope
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
is your lucky number lucky because of your favorite ex-Blazer?

Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Speaking of not linking things
There was a post on a site, somewhere out there, who knows where, suggesting we trade Rudy for Telfair, since Telfair is better than Blake.
I said it was a great idea, and that I won’t bother posting it on Blazers Edge, because everyone agrees. We get like 80 posts a week begging for Rudy to be traded for Bassy, but the Wolves won’t play ball!
No one try to find it, we don’t need to dignify that idea as a group with a response.
Ruh Roh. Prez might wanna lock his doors.
I would like to know who deleted the fanpost I spent about an hour working on earlier today so that I may correspond with you directly via email. Thanks.
MLB2PDX!!! (someday…)
by The Cactus Leaguer on Jul 2, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
Nah, that's cool. At least he's being civil about it and not saying
WHO DELETED MY FANPOSTTTTTTTT?!??!
Anyone civil enough to ask for an email discussion instantly gets like 25 cool points added to their account in my Super-Duper Prezidential Coolness Excel Spreadsheet of Science.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
i would hope im on the bottom of that list
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
it's a COOLNESS spreadsheet
you’re not on it. at all.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
thank god
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i know you're in denial
just like the 323 people in ben’s poll today ahahah
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
lol i'll be in denial all next season
just pretend that it’s Batum out there instead of….
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Don't worry
People die when they turn 30, Hedo will be injured all year from his period or whatever happens when men turn 30.
I dunno, I’m in my late 20s, I got loads of time left.
sounds reasonable
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Don't worry
He has you on the “rank” rankings
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
do you rank yourself on your own spreadsheet?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
stop dissecting me, bro!
It was just a joke that was supposed to invoke warm fuzzy memories of Bill Nye and all his….it’s your Something something something of SCIENCE! (doo doo doo doo!)
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
i love bill nye
i always hated his little “guest” correspondents though. they were extremely annoying IMO.
except for that one black girl with fuzzy hair, she was pretty cool, or so it seemed.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
so.........
how about that Terri Schiavo?
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
I just caught up on today's events...
So, new (probably overpaid) SF tomorrow, and hopefully a new PG sometime this Summer then?
my god the nba 2k10 cover is hideous
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
It can't be that bad.
After all, it’s not like you’re on it.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
hahahahahhahaah omg that was sooooooooooooo funny

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i thought you'd enjoy it
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I was thanking you for saying my joke was funny
not for the picture.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
you like it?
it took me about 12 hours to draw
/shudder…
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Anybody take the Meyers-Briggs test?
I’m an ISTJ. So there.
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
i took it a while ago..had to for school.
Can’t even remember what I got. I remember thinking it was about 50 percent right.
Fifty percent = fail in my book.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I've taken it three times
Each time I got a different result. Maybe I’ve changed deep, deep down. Or maybe I have a split personality. Or maybe the results should be taken with a grain ozf salt.
it's a personality test.
tells you about yourself and others
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
i call bs
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
that's what she said?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Try THIS.
It’s a very copyrighted test, so full, correct versions are hard to find. I took the Facebook quick version most recently.
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
That's hilarious.
“I’m really sorry you have to die.”
I’d so it’s accurate.
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
Lot of it sounds fair
I am nicer to people than most ENTJs, it sounds like, now that I am reading other decriptions of it.
It is the Wonderlech (sp)
for the non-athlete
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
Other than the NBA conspiring with the NCAA is there a reason that
the NBA doesn’t put in a 20 year old age limit for it’s main league, and a 17 year old limit for the D-League?
My idea is to let young D-Leaguers enter the draft at 20 and for over 20s let the D-League function the way it used to (before NBA teams took control of D-League teams).
The draft prospects would be better/more experienced and we would have a better idea who the best players are, so there would be fewer busts.
Elite players could get paid legitimately (eliminate a lot of this agent/AAU/College coach garbage)
And the D-League would be really exciting to watch, since some of the best young prospects would play there
I am done with free agent talk. At this point I figure
Que sera sera
whatever will be will be
the future’s not ours to see
que sera sera
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i am bruised up pretty bad from throwing myself down stairs, twice
once for me, once for roybot.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZbKHDPPrrc
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Somethng special
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jul 2, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol fine i can leave if you want
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
You don't come across these oportunities
everyday
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
stop lying to yourself
it will feel better once you admit your true feelings
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
hahahahhahahahah
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
lol songs involving cloudy days are depressing
Dark clouds hangin’ over me
When will they go away
Rain is in my eyes and I can’t see
Life’s become just cloudy days
Why she done me like she done
I guess I’ll never know
She knows I need her more than anyone
I made a point to let it show
Cloudy days don’t the sun ever shine anymore
Stormy weather will you always be around
When I’m down I can’t stand cloudy days
I recall a time when times where good
Lord it seems so long ago
But you know they say if the rain won’t come
The grass’ll have no chance to grow
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
doesn't matter if it's sunny, gloomy, I'm up, I'm down
I still can’t stand cloudydays
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
by prezofdeath on Jul 2, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
FINE ILL LEAVE
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
FINE JUST DO IT!!!!!!!
just kidding, i luv ya.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I think he's a Russian pop star
Recently had a top 30 hit in the dance clubs.
His schtick is pretending to be a mail man who opens your mail and reads the lyrics from your letters, so it’s like all of Russia is writing his songs for him together, with the mail.
I think the explanation makes more sense in Russian.
LoL
Slam Mag issue 130 just came out.
The cover is comedy gold.
Slam’s OFFICIAL List of the NBA’s Greatest Players!
Michael Jordan || Larry Bird || Kobe Bryant || Magic Johnson || Allen Iverson || LeBron James || Wilt Chamberlain || Bill Russell
Something…doesn’t fit?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Well, they had to have ONE white guy
Bird was okay though. He was no Tom Chambers, but he was ah’ight.
He's no Chris Dudley
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Do ya wanna know who always sucks whenever I see him play on old replays on NBA TV?
Wilt Chamberlin. He always looks awful, compared to his rep as “the greatest big man ever”.
He looks awkward, slow, but big, and had a soft touch. His moves would get sent back into space though.
Wilt wouldn't be the same player if he had access to modern weight rooms and training.
Probably reasonable to assume he’d improve like everyone else did.
I always just hated how he moved
Obviously, he played decades before I was able to even see him on TV in old replays, but I’m always so surprised how poorly he moved, how akward his offense was, and how average he seemed. Sure got a lot of shots though.
And, of course, most early Wilt wasn’t filmed. I don’t think I’ve seem him in his young prime. I’ve never read good stuff about his 100 point game, where he was fed the ball each play and the other team was letting him score.
I always thought Russell looked great, Unseld, Kareem…
I prolly just didn’t see the right game(s). The numbers speak for themself.
Wilt made Kareem look like a midget on the court....
there was one game when Kareem started a fight with Happy Hariston and Wilt went over to him and put that big ol’ hand on Jabbar’s chest and pushed him away…it was a classic.
He was so powerful…it was unbelievable to watch! His dunk would rock the house.
The battles between Russell and Wilt were amazing to watch…I was lucky…got to see them all!
What the rip?!?
Why are there jumbo-normous fireworks outside my window on July 2nd??
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
oh shizz!!!!!!!!
i didnt noe there already was a Roybot on here…
apparently roybot has a fan club
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
nope
can’t mix love and politics
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
wow wth man?
i thought my name was clever and original
lol cloudy has reached a new low
i didn’t think that was possible
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
me? never
she would kill me if i ever made it
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
of course
in order to kill me we’d have to meet in person….. hmm……
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
im not worried...
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
never
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Jesus H.
3 more Hedo posts in the last 20 minutes.
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
My reason for flagging has been the same everytime.
“Really? Another Hedo post?”
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
QUE SERA SERA
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
It seriously is sad
that people can’t manage to see Prez’s fanpost or the other billion Hedo posts below theirs.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
They're simply not bothering to look
Or else think their opinion really is THAT important and needs unique attention.
why does ESPN think Artest is the greatest thing ever for LA?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
lol i ALMOST feel bad for Roybot
Almost
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
you most certainly wouldnt feel bad for me
at least on the outside…
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
One of the new Hedos got deleted.
Rally caps!
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
claps?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Two down!
Rally caps are working!
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
it is
if you meant “rally caps” that is a baseball term, something I would imagine you are completely against.
“rally claps” on the other hand could signify some form of applause to get a rally going in any sport….
of course you could also have meant “rally clap” which is a totally different meaning.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Three Down!
apparently the deletion process takes time.
Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.
baseball term?
interesting
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
it's where you turn your hat around during a rally.
Also, you can push the back into the front and stick it on your head with the bill straight up in the air. Either way is acceptable.
Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.
i like to write big ol' emails so that no feelers get hurt.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
You are such a girl.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
by Roybot on Jul 2, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
by this point, that email should be saved as a word document. =)
Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.
by TheTinfoil on Jul 2, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like you
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
you like my new sig, too?
Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.
lol nice
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i thought it was the disaster thread
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
i think im gonna change my naem
how does “Member of B Roy’s Posse” sound?
no, I saw it on ESPN
I was thinking of making a fanpost because I don’t think all the other BEdgers know about it yet.
QUE SERA SERA
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Are you aware that your name spelled backwards could make a sweet Transformer name?
Remitrom, I call upon you!
Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.
Megan Fox
Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.
Has everyone talked themself into Hedo yet?
It WILL be an upgrade offensively, and a 2nd person who can do the pick and roll aside from Roy WILL be nice. Plus, lotsa open jumpers he can hit, and we’ll have to implement more small forward plays to get the offense moving for everyone.
And as the backup PF also, he’ll do the Outlaw role even better. And replace Outlaw in the end-game lineups. He’s a better decision maker and defender than Outlaw, at least, so that’ll improve us all by itself.
Plus, getting Hedo means we HAVE to do a trade still. So the PG can still be upgraded just as easily as before, except no more offering a team straight up cash savings by absorbing the player’s contract with cap space.
Unless, we sign and trade Hedo with the Magic, and use cap space for the PG. I dunno.
I know he’ll help us on offense, and he’s got experience with a big man, and I trust KP. Just wish we had PG settled first.
Mortimer
by Mortimer on Jul 2, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've talked myself into
Que Sera Sera
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I don't think anyone disagrees with any of that
If Hedo gets Outlaw’s minutes (with Batum playing about the same # of minutes as last year, but off the bench), he’s a big upgrade. I like that he has experience playing with a big man.
His low PER, penchant to take dumb shots, his age and his likely contract scare me a lot.
If we sign Hedo and the trade to get Kirk or a Kirk-like player happens, I’ll consider it a decent offseason.
Yeah, he's another jump shooter on a jump shooting team
But, if our PG is able to penetrate and defend (the Bayless Theory, but in the Now, not the Maybe Someday), we could have a super balanced and unstoppable offense attack that is fine defensively.
We DID end the year 13th in defense, right? I expect that to improve as every ages as well.
Just wish he wasn’t the wrong age and likely the wrong price… the 8-ish million it starts at is nice, but those end years, whoo boy.
Even of his game isn't predicated on athleticism
33-35 is still 33-35, and athlete’s body’s tend to break down.
At least he doesn’t have a long history of his body breaking down that I know of, like Peja does.
What, I compared him to another white Euro? I’m racist.
I think they'll be a handful but we still match up well
Lamar Odom is a more dangerous player, but Artest is scary.
That's why the let Ariza go right?
Because they decided to keep Odom?
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
I don't think they can afford him
And got a nice discount on Artest to replace him and Ariza.
The Lakers are actually a pretty cheap team. Their main owner isn’t very wealthy… in sports owner terms.
I think they just got lucky that Ron was willing to sign for the MLE
I think they were going to try to sign Ariza and Odom, but now they will get Artest and Odom, which they view as an upgrade. They might be right— we’ll see.
Now we have to guard the two most physical wing players in the NBA on one team who also both happen to be good to great defenders
Only LeBron and Melo are stronger wings by themselves. We would need much better defense from Roy, and at least a Nic in top form or better yet a Gerald Wallace to match up with the other. Hedo can’t guard Kobe or Artest.
And who says LA stops there. They can still acquire a quick PG/SG or hope Brown develops. Then we are screwed on three positions. Pau neutralizes LMA. Bynum when not injured about neutralizes Greg.
I have a very very bad feeling about this one.
Ron Ron has lost a step on D
it would be interesting to see who they put on Roy
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Hedo could guard Artest
Artest isn’t all that quick offensively, but he’s built like a bull and posts up small defenders. Hedo has enough size for that.
Kobe would still be a problem, but he’s slipping.
Lakers better for one more year. That’s chill wit’ me.
In general
I REALLY don’t worry about Artest offensively. Give him space and BEG him to take that jumper like the star he is.
Kobe will keep sliding into a 20 foot jump shooter as he keeps losing a step.
Batum will get more minutes to guard Kobe if we meet in the playoffs, I guess.
Artest is a better outside shooter than Ariza. He can space the floor just as well for Kobe and Pau/Bynum. And he is the better passer, which is crucial in the triangle. He will get a ton of assists in LA, and catch the ball cutting for easy baskets from Kobe or Pau.
Batum is very nice, but physically he isn’t there yet on the level of those two players and offensively they can contain him fairly easily with those wings and inside help.
I assume Kobe and Ron Ron will cost the Lakers a few games chucking away, but win them a lot more. And when both get hot or Kobe gets hot offensively and Ron defensively the team is about unstoppable.
Rockets long term is really long now
The Rockets are done-zo, baby!
No Yao, no Artest, no McGrady, they done-zo baby cakes.
Any long term expectations for the Rockets are fully dependent upon Yao
Or else them getting a great player in 2010.
Yep. But that'll be a very different team without Yao, T-Mac and Artest
They could prosper or flounder next year. I’m truly not sure. I’ll be very curious what Adelman does with the new crew.
Morey can only pick good role players
Otherwise he either loves oft-injured flaw stars (Yao, McGrady), or players who are crazy (Artest).
Yes, this is a totally fair argument I just made.
I think, on balance, Ariza is the better offensive player going forward
It remains to be seen whether Ariza’s shooting in the playoffs was him making an actual improvement or just having a great month. For now, I agree Artest has to be considered the better open shooter, but Artest’s decision making is really questionable and he takes enough dumb shots to neutralize his better open shooting and passing.
I’m not sure Ariza doesn’t have more to offer than Artest on D next year either.
I don’t really think the Lakers got much better at all. They were great with Ariza and they’ll be great with Ron.
The Blazers get a little better with Hedo (if he takes Outlaw's minutes and not Rudy's)
I think the Lakers maybe get a little better with Ron but not much. Hedo doesn’t make the Blazers better by enough to beat the Lakers. For that we’d need Oden to become dominant, as in way, way better than Bynum. I’m not too optimistic.
Who we get (if anyone)
At PG will go a long way towards answering this question.
And how in shape Oden is.
Either way, 60 wins, deep playoff run.
Does watching So You Think You Can Dance make you gay?
After watching it for 10 minutes, I was uncomfortable; after 20 minutes, I wanted to suck a $*&@.
- Carl
who is carl?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
wha?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
The show makes me uncomfortable to watch
Not tingly like when I watch Johnny Weir skate. I hate SYTYCD.
- Carl
watsup lovers...lets' get this party started....
downtown Philly is pretty awesome…
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hopefully sessions is eating with larry miller
seems like he would tell better stories… or not…
MillsFanBoy
They got history there ya know.
Washington punched out King George at the top of the steps Rocky ran up.
somebody's happy to see BRP
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
he love!!!!!!! don't let this pubescent boybots bother ya;)
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
lol i probably deserved that
even if it was funny (and you admitted so yourself)…
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
big? hardly
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i can quote you
don’t make me
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
his making your life his...which gets scary cuz it goes from...friendzone to stalking...
a process perfected by Prez
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*he's
whats up with SBN???? shiz is slowwww…mfers
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yeh, it's been laggy all day
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
she thought it was funny
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
shoooot...you know you love it...i don't want to be blame for roosterblocking...
which i’m not, just doing what’s best for cloudy
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how so?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
WHAAAAATT???
Protecting me is what is best. He is gonna kill me.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
QUE SERA SERA
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
hahaha
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
i love Hedo
60 + wins
Hedo > artest > ariza
Michael Turkey will keep the clubhouse loose…Artest will break #24’s nose, and Ariza’s hot flashes will cool
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
hint to jksnake: use the secret method that never fails
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
that's what cloudy did earlier.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
tis true
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i don't think i could tease you too much prez
because i think you could kick my ass in real life!
MillsFanBoy
maybe
how big/strong are ya?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
6'2" 196 about
I don’t lift weights, just play basketball mainly. You seem scrappy though.
MillsFanBoy
yeh, you got me in the height/weight.
I’m 5’10 and only like 150. It’s a strong 150, but it’s hard to give up 3 or 4 inches and almost 50 pounds. I took a dude the other day who was like 6’1 and 175ish, but it was really tough, and he was a couple years younger than me.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I was going to make a sex joke
But I think you covered all the bases there. Your comment is more dirty than anything I could ever say.
by tominhawaii on Jul 3, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
holy ish that's nasty
nearly as bad as my sig
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i'm absolutely positive now......if it wasn't for the gutter
your mind would be DEFINITELY be homeless
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
what's with the carl thing?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Do you have a brother?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
what happened to the dude who used to post under this screen name
the guy known as “Tom” ?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
how much will it cost to resurrect him?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
IOU's ok?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I count at least 3 categories of sex jokes
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
you know who could kick both of us
this friend of a friend I keep bumping into…..this dude is psycho.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
not really....I'm in good enough shape that if a buddy wants to go, I can keep up, but I enjoy basketball or volleyball a lot more
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
he could very well kick mine too
thank god for internet anonymity
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
huh? noooo...i've met Prez...he can't kick anyone...
even if he had 4 legs…which he might, if the wind blows, he blows
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
hmm
i might be able to then
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I have a lotta’ endurance, but I’m not a hulking 6’0 200lb dude by any means.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
well, that will make cloudy happy...endurance
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
wha?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i dont know waht he meant TBH
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Tryin’ to do the Greg Oden pose…close, but not quite ;-)
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
not quite the same..dang this man is huge

Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
WAGER ALERT:
58-60 wins with only Hedo and you pay for Blazers-Warriors ticket (good mutherf’seats too)
less than that, I pay, plus pay for your date to show up and her ticket
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
that's not betting against us, just win range
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not doing it
I’d maybe do a Hedo specific bet.
In other news, I gotta work on getting another date. I don’t wanna go 8 gazillion years between dates again.
there's no get together anytime soon?
there’s gotta be on the 4th weekend…perfect time for prospecting and then asking someone out
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just go to CL
erotic and there are plenty of ladies willing to go on dates
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
ladies of the night, and ladyboys who hide behind computer
Confucius say “woman who talk like man online, is man offline”
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I have a favor to ask from anyone with ESPN insider
I want to get PER stats for the regular season and playoffs in a form easily put into a spreadsheet. So far ESPN looks like the best place for this, but I do not have Insider so if someone would let me borrow their account for a day I would appreciate.
Or if you have a better and free source that would be cool too.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
82games.com
basketballreference.com
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I dont see how to easily get that off
either site
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
anyone know if we have a shot at D.Lee since Memphis is out
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
whatcha want Lee for?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
the only asian I'd want would be Jackie Chan
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
that's cool that you like jackie chan, but i'll take Kelly Hu
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kelly who?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
by prezofdeath on Jul 3, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
funny you RACIST punk!!...she was in scorpin king...google her;)

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i doubt that
:)
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
actually, my wife is hotter
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 3, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
what would happen if I were to say "rec" here?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
you better watch yo back
it’s a grave insult to compliment another man’s wife in many cultures
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
can't disagree with that Morty
from the one picture I have seen of BRP and his wife
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
do you stalk EVERY woman somehow connected to Bedge
or just 98 out of every 100?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
by prezofdeath on Jul 3, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wow
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
am not really a fan of Asian women
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
nor men..................................................................................................
for those of you who might try and turn that into a joke……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
lol how do i respond to this?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
what!?!??!?!?!?
you must live with sheeps
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sheeps?
and i have had bad experiences with Asian women that completely ruined all of them for me (see: friend’s dad was dating the weirdest/ugliest asian girl ever and it ruined it all for me)
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
there's ugly people everywhere...inside and out...so basically that's why you are online??? chase fake unaccepted relatioships with Roybot???
remember, i am a Doctor:)
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wha?
all I’m saying is this lady was bad enough to where I just can’t look at Asian women the same way again…
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
indeed it was
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
your name is Tim?
i learn something new every day
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
he always calls himself "tim"
in his late night conversations with himself
YES I STALK HIM TOO DOES THIS MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER SOMEHOW?!?!!
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
read the JD at around 5AM each night and you'll learn all kinds of stuff about me
Communism is the very definition of failure.
you must not remember what you read...it's in the JD everyday
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when he talks to himself I usually skim it
it gives me nightmarish flashbacks to the time i scarred myself for life by reading like 52 consecutive posts of timbo talking to himself.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
and i'm saying that's your fault, not hers...
you will experience that with every type of women of different race…and it’s a positive thing to experience it
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no
it was most certainly negative
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
You'll get over it
Every race has bad people, can’t hold all responsible for what one did.
I mean, I hate white people because of Hitler, but I’ll get over it someday.
Oh
Was he dating that lady from Grey’s Anatomy?
- Carl
by tominhawaii on Jul 3, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
hahahaahaaahah
rec
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
hahahah
she’s not attractive and annoying
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it's a new thing for chinese and korean gals to get eye lid surgery
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Cloudy, Coolio girl was Asian
but I still dig ’em.
Definition of DISASTER:
Darius Miles Letter meets Hedo meets Thank You Posts meets Bedge Challenge.
lmao I see what you did there
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
cloudy is happy that you like Jackie too
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I am?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
D. Lee makes no sense for the Blazers unless LMA is getting traded for Devin Harris or something
which I would be cool with.
not me
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Lee won't be a starter for a good team
His defense is too whack and I’ve decided you CANNOT have that in a big man.
And be good.
Lee + No Defense = easy buckets
Ya cannot have a big man be that bad at defense and win.
Who else had a horrible defender in the interior in a major role and won?
Who else had a horrible defender in the interior in a major role and won?
I can’t think of one, but I could be forgetting someone.
Pau can be soft, but he defends. He knows what to do and tries.
But they di'int!
They lost in 5, right? And if not for flukey shooting shoulda’ lost to the Cavs. Who have good interior defenders.
I bet there are a billion almost won its with weak interior defenders
But I can’t think of any who DID win it who did…
even if you figure one out
everyone will go, yeah, but that is only one so it doesent count
it will be the new 6’ pg, but it will make sense.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
luckily they did not
have to play a good front line until the finals, in which they lost.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
in a game of two on two
not even close, lma posts up every time, and passes out for a jumpshot to blake just to mix it up. Harris, might win 1 out of the 3 of the games just on speed alone perhaps…
MillsFanBoy
Lee doesn't use his body on defense, doesn't move his feet, doesn't do anything
System or bad team or not, he’s a Z-Bo.
he's not Lee level bad, but he's a terrible, terrible help defender
he waves his arms and pretends to help but makes no real effort.
And otherwise, he's pretty good
He needs to challenge more, but he’s great on pick n rolls (which is rare in bigs), gets a ton of deflections, and good one on one.
It’s not all blocked shots, after all.
hopefully he improves or gets a little more savvy
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not like last night, ehh?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
you are a very, uh, interesting, person
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
bar. chat it up with a young lady. but don't take her home. not worth it past 1 a.m.
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hopefully there's a bar around the corner....order her a Hypnotiq Pineapple and she'll love you in 5
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ewwwwwwwwww
hahahah i’ve been there once laaatee…and nothing good is there…and when you go to the bathroom all you can say is “what the F am i doing here”
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no kidding
i just saw a girl i know from high school yesterday, and she bartends there, not my scene, but they do make strong as hell cocktails.
MillsFanBoy
only way for them to get you to stay after you enter...get you major beer goggles
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Isn't it like 3:30 in Philly right now?
You crazy broylubdoctor
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
did shaq look extra fat today in the news conference or was it just me?
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wasssuppp broden?
wow, you a lurker? 17 comments in like 6 months….you need to junk it up with us more often
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
it's not
i swear
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i like broden....he got a cool name and a cool avatar.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
i'm not worried about shaq, i just called him fat...
and nice to meet you broden.
don’t cross me or else i’ll send you to my killer monkey: morty the murderer
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he looked pretty big
his “jokes” were lame
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
partay
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
indeed
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
ahahahha wassup yo?
how’s the future Grisham star?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
ahaaha
riiiiiiiight
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
interesting...you came when i'm here
this whole me and you sharing the same laptop gets a bit difficult
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10 minutes??? it takes that long to get coffee and boot up your computer?
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it's almost impossible to get fired in Europe though right?
i work with some counterparts in France and they can’t fired this co-worker for the last 9 months
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I'll tell you a funny story I had to deal with in my firm
There was this guy who got super drunk, and then went back to the office around midday and started to insult all of his co-workers and make a huge mess. So they fired him. He filed a complaint and he won got some thousands of euros in compensation and the company was forced to re-hire him. Apparently drunkeness has to be habitual for it to become a motive for firing. Priceless
i'll have to add that one to my bag of tricks
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
meaning....
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
wow...that is awesome...man, a lot of us CAN BE THAT GUY...
i love how you give us hope…
take pics of your office and post it here…i went to a clients office in Madrid, and it was swanky….everyone guy/gal looked like models and the furniture was mint
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i was examining closesly and most were real imo
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Nah I'm kidding
We do take a lot of pride in dressing well and having awsome furniture in Spain, so it makes sense. Dressing well makes people look a lot more attractive…
ive been thinking of visiting spain ... you got any recommendations as to where i should visit?
Communism is the very definition of failure.
Depending on what time of the year you go
but I’d say with most places you can’t go wrong…
Except were poor Galactic went… lol, Valladolid would definately not be my first choice.
i can't argue with that...you and i should write a book together
“love and fashion the right way”
i know we will sell at least 3 copies
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i don't think even that could save cloudy
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
right
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
if i had that kind of money.... maybe...
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
your problem is location, mate
how the heck do you expect to find a real babe in california?!
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
wha?!?!?!?! you insane.
real babes everywhere in cali
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they're all l*ker fans for crying out loud!
I question your fandom.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
-1
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i can't believe she didn't respond...
whatevers…you got what you needed…#6 is the magic number….
GO TO TWO 4th Parties!!!
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Bah, she's rude.
You call back even if it’s to say you don’t want to go on a third date.
You probably got further than most guys at the event.
that's for sure
you should call her and say, “hey, i understand you’re not interested but thanks again for hanging out before….it was fun…see you around”
that will play with her head
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Or
Call her up and say you don’t think you guys should see each other anymore. She’s an okay girl and all, but it’s time to move on.
Then hang up as soon as she’s about to respond.
Yeah that's good
Interrupt her when she’s going to respond and say: NO, NO, really, its better this way… goodbye!!
And then sign her up for weight loss seminars and
give her number to weight watchers and stuff.
My brother gets angry easily, and for revenge he gets people’s work email and signs them up for lotsa gay porn.
LOTSA gay porn.
I took an address book to the Mormon Temple in SLC
Then signed everyone up for a free visit from missionaries.
- Carl
that is the meanest thing to say to a girl "fat ankles"
because they can’t really do anything about it….there’s no 7 minute ankle exercise
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her teeth were kind of messed up
I’m way uglier than her, but I had braces as a kid so at least I have straight teeth lol.
Well there's your answer
I bet 1-800-Dentists would bug people if that person called in once and asked them to call back.
Or teeth-fixing pamphlets.
Look, there’s lots of ways to make her feel bad, we can do this all together.
OH GOD
bad teeth is the worst trait anyone can have… It’s so distracting, and so fixable! And people with bad teeth usually have really bad breath, so guess you got lucky if you didn’t have to kiss her!
no, no, you have to convince yourself that they were terrible
yellow, black, crooked, two lines of teeth… the works
the two girls with the WORST teeth in my class got prego the quickest
one at like 14 and one at 16 or 17
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
ehhh something like that
a bunch of girls thought it would be cool to get prego. so like 3 of them did. one 14, one 16, and another probably aborted.
a 14 and a 16 year old both with kids? and obviously the dads jetted. yikers.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
i moved away before all that happened
i just was visiting some old friends in town…we were playin’ ball at the park and saw the girls and their kids walkin’ down the street…craziness.
i think the older one got married…younger one just livin’ with parents probably.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
so you're encouraging polygamy now?
I think it’s past your bedtime Mort
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
There you go
Say, “I just was watching Discovery Channel about Stonehenge and thought of you.”
- Carl
yeah, tell her you got nice "ice effects" going on
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cloudy might take her
she sounds like a good 2nd round pickup
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
by prezofdeath on Jul 3, 2009 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wow
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
no, not gonna do that
I expect I will run into her again. She works on campus. If so, I will probably wave and then just keep walking by.
don't do that...
don’t give her the upper hand hahahaha
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or the middle finger
and pretend to shove it up her bung usually works too
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yeah, i agree its rude-- makes it easier for me to forget about her, though
I did decently well, i went on 2 dates with a girl that was intelligent and a solid 1-2 spots above me on the “hotness” scale.
Not quite worth writing a book.
Those books sell a lot in the US
it’s hard to find time to read GOOD books, let alone self help crap and doesn’t help very much… but I’m in, I need the money!I I’ve been living on 20 euros for the whole week!
Cloudy, jake and ??
BEdge Of Love
with special appearance by Claire and Roybot
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bfan1 can be on it...
when we talk, she gives me a dirty look about every other second…its’ awesome
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bwahahhaahha
there can be a whole 5 minutes devoted to:
Cloudy and Claire: What Went Wrong
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
20 euros?
that’s impossible…we need to figure something out…ur talent way too valuable
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lol - I don't do any drugs
I barely drink either, just beer and wine and very occasionally I have a couple of cocktails.
so where does all your money go
fashion and furniture?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
haha yeah cuz you're such a big spender
orders the mini mini-slider…hehehe
how come you never posted the pic on facebook? too embarassed? ;-p
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I eat out a lot
and clothes too, and as soon as I have a few hundred euros I travel. Last summer I went to Australia for 6 weeks with only 1.500 euros and I went from Melbourne to Cairns… 4.000 kilometres, great barrier reef, I did everything there was to do. But we weren’t eating too much, that’s for sure…
we?
who’d you go with? BRP?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
of course
no just my sis. She had around the same money to spend that I had. We rented a “hippie van”… it was awesome… flowers and peace symbols all over, for only 20 AU$ a day. But that was only the last two weeks… we also rented a car, took trains, aeroplanes. Whatever was cheaper.
hahah that is awesome
sounds like you guys had a lotta’ fun.
What was the best part, if ya’ had to just nail it down to one thing?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Cities - Melbourne
Areas – the north. The Great Barrier Reef is incredible, and they have the oldest rainforests in the world there, and some REALLY huge birds, 2 metres high with some weird bone-like crests that chase you if you anger them and are very dangerous. There were signs on the road depicting them crashing into car, and they were intact whereas the cars looked like accordions.
haha that's crazy
i’ve always wanted to go down there….i’ve got a buddy who plays music and is always broke…his dream is to visit australia and spend time in Wollongong…someday when I’m outta’ school and got some money to burn I’m gonna’ fly me and him down there and spend a few weeks checkin’ it all out.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
You should do it
Australia is incredible. Really. Soooo beautiful. We were in Wollongong, very nice place.
I wanna go I wanna go!
My younger sisters just went there and to New Zealand, for a graduation present.
One finished law school, the other finished her architecture degree.
Next time I go down there
I’m going to NZ. That’s got to be a nice trip too, and aussies told me it was a really cheap country…
My first trip round Eurolandia
I traveled for 4 months, spent 3 grand.
I did good. made friends, stayed with people for free, got really sick from Morocco and spent 2 weeks in a hospital, lotsa ways to save money.
Traveling around Europe, you’re much more likely to meet nice people willing to give a backpacker a free place to stay. That don’t happen in the USA.
True
We wouldn’t have survived if we hadn’t met some really nice people… Australians are really, really nice.
Maybe it doesn’t happen in the USA with guys, but I’m sure people would take me and my sister in. We look completely harmless…
i'd take you in
But i desperately need a roommate right now :-) Thinking of moving to the states in the next week?
MillsFanBoy
whoaaaaaaaaaa
what will BRP say?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I think part of it
Is that there aren’t as many chances for people to meet travellers in the USA. In Europe, ya meet locals on the train and stuff like that and backpacking is much more common…
To travel the USA, ya need a car and you don’t meet as any people driving a car place to place.
I'll tell you a funny story I had to deal with at work
There was this guy who got super drunk, and then went back to the office around midday and started to insult all of his co-workers and make a huge mess. So they fired him. He filed a complaint and he won; got some thousands of euros in compensation and the company was forced to re-hire him. Apparently drunkeness has to be habitual for it to become a motive for firing. Priceless
what movie did you end up watching with your sis last week?
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ouch, tingey is gonna be hurt
bring it on > you got served
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oops you are working, i will be more discrete
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Had to look that up... not impressed
I said cocaine cause lately rates of usage have increased a lot, but Spain (unfortunately) is known for the availability of drugs.
oh...i was kidding...roofies is a date drug...
drop one in your boss’s coffee and he won’t bother you for BEdging
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I have a few friends from there
They don’t do anything like that. I was just wondering because I think it varies in America from state to state.
- Carl
we already figured it out that all Spaniards are the same...
Rudy does coke
Ruby does meth
and Sergio drinks coffee because he’s already high about what he can do
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but those aint even really drugs. its like cigs and alcohol
Communism is the very definition of failure.
real hash? stuff from the far east?
i tried that once in Greece a long time…and that was a bad mistake…that stuff makes you crazy
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have you met him?
man, ice makes people ooooooglllyy
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Nah
But he goes to the beach we go to. I’ve seen him there two or three times. He sits in a chair facing the sun and Beth wears a one piece and yells at all the little kids with mullets. His office is about two blocks from my work, but he’s never there. Probably because tourist are always stopping by to take photos.
- Carl
* unpleasant bitter or metallic taste
* headaches
* chest pain
* cold-like symptoms
* pain
* dry mouth
* daytime drowsiness
* lightheadedness
* dizziness
* upset stomach
* decreased sexual desire
* painful menstruation (periods)
* heartburn
* rashes
* itching
* incoordination
* swelling of the hands, feet, ankles, or lower legs
* painful or frequent urination
* back pain
* more outgoing behavior
* aggressive behavior
* confusion
* agitation
* auditory and visual hallucinations
* worsening of depression
* suicidal thoughts
* depersonalisation
* amnesia
Communism is the very definition of failure.
so we all agree now right...
turk gnna b gud 4 us?
by broden on Jul 3, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
hahahha rec
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
he be ok
not great, but he be some help
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
brp you gotta give me the lowdown
how are you helping me out?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
just trust me....
you two have a love/hate relationship…so you need to have things at “arms length” and one of these days, one of you will be taking a Bedgecation, and the other will wonder…
OR i’m doing this so that you don’t get into any serious infatuation online and ruin real opportunities with maybe a gal at school one block away or one dorm floor below
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eehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i hate you
your comment makes perfect sense
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
but then again it's First Thursday so the classier types are out
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no more fun
i played a gig at the maiden last night, much better, classy, spanish food, cocktails, wine, etc.
MillsFanBoy
yeah, not worth it...plus, you got only 11 minutes
save your energy for friday and sat night…fun times to bar hope on holidays
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when people without friends and family are drowning their sorrrows?
;-p
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
when people with friends and family are drowning their sorrows together
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ahhh gotcha
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Is Hedo a liar?!

I’m 6’1" without shoes, when I met KP he was about as tall as me, and Hedo doesn’t look much taller than KP.
Looks like Hedo is only about 6’3" or so.
Ben is a solid 6'2 or 6'3, and KP has a few inches on Ben if I recall correctly
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I looked right into his eyes
KP was listed at 6’3", and everyone pads their height, so I bet he’s 6’1-2".
I know it’s just the angle of the photo, I jus’ playin’.
i know this
it was more of a comment on ben and KP than Hedo
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
KP's head has grown 7 inches since he drafted Roy and Aldrige...he's still riding that high
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anybody else think Hedo regretted wearing that outfit in this weather?
Communism is the very definition of failure.
it's ok, i heard Jay Jensen was there to change his clothes for him along with holding a sign to welcome him...
man, that was a fail by the Marketing Dept
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pause the vid at nine seconds
http://blog.oregonlive.com/behindblazersbeat/2009/07/turkoglu_tries_on_portland_for.html
it comes in 3 languages hahahaa sad.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
good night BEdge
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
see ya
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
later dude...keep your head up and your conversations with the ladies livelier offline
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I like this Corvid comment
You may be clueless, but I think you’re onto something
I don’t think homo sapiens are wired to deal with uncertainty very well. One of the the things I love about this time of year is seeing how different people respond to the suspense. Some people step back and and get superanalytical; some put their faith in their fearless leader; some strive to uncover every piece of information and solve the puzzle; and yes, some go nuts. It makes for very interesting reading.
by Corvid on Jul 2, 2009 2:12 PM HST to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
me too...he can be soft on defense, but on offense, he's a tough match and the kept the Cavs off-balance
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Most of it since I have been here for a few times. I'm going to the outer areas now mostly for the other touristy stuff.
And I thought “what would BRoyposse do: Take a flight on the London Eye giant wheel” so I booked a trip there as well.
I put it in my sig
I’m not sure though.
You know what is cool, do a Google image search for “pink” with the filter turned off. It’s stuff that is pink, Pink the lady, and a lot of naked stuff. A lot of the naked stuff is naked stuff and some article of clothing that is pink. I wasn’t expecting the naked stuff.
- Carl
Oh
Because I was doing a search for Sandra Oh and I looked to see if there were internet photos of her naked. I have no explanation as to why I wanted to see Sandra Oh naked though.
- Carl
There should be
The Blue Iguana movie she was a stripper.
Yup, I knew that off the top of my head. I do not appreciate her physically though.
really? i think Serena is more attractive
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Yeah
Serena is my lady I can have sex with and my wife can’t get mad. My wife’s person is Matt Damon. That kind of grosses me out.

- Carl
wha/?!?!?!? mat damon...i like the bourne series, but i stil want to punch him in the face
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your sentence reminded me of when i was in Germany...every bar i went to, they would say
“americans are fat”
that was their favorite line…and i was like, dood check urself…germans are huge
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There are fat people everywhere in the Western World
I was on a flight to Orlando that I feared might crash and burn so many overweight people around me. But when you go to South Beach I’m probably one of the more overweight people there.
by Norsktroll on Jul 3, 2009 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
south beach is getting thick...
but that’s the new style of south beach…there’s no such thing as a south beach diet in south beach
euros hate fat people…hahahaha it cracks me up evertyime i’m over there and i see some americans getting impatient with food/service, and i can just see the “i hate americans. they are fat and rude”
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It's true, europeans do have a pretty big problem with fatties...
Everyone just assumes 50 % of americans look like small whales.
It's true, europeans do have a problem with fatties...
Everyone just assumes 50 % of americans look like small whales.
gotta be serena
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
theyre both pretty attractive tho. i tend to prefer african women so that might be why
Communism is the very definition of failure.
as long as you don't hate on asians ala cloudydays
i dated a half asian, half african gal….she was really pretty…that might be the best mix
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I worry about that mixture though
Can the hollow bones of the Asian handle the raw muscle mass of the Afrikan?
I don’t know if it is a genetic possibility.
she's dating that one golfer right? Hank Kuehne ?
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Serena on left, Venus on right.
> ![]()
Not really a fan of either though….or women’s tennis in general. Men’s tennis with Nadal is a lot more fun.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
thanks for clearing up who we are talking about
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I just laughed out loud.
Her crossover is crazy. Shot selection isn’t so good though. Sometimes she serves like five feet behind the baseline.
by Nick Van Excellent on Jul 3, 2009 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions
marginal...put in link and just give a warning
if people choose to click on it, fine…but pasting it right in the thread forces everyone to see it pretty much
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slightly revealing serna and venus williams pics...nothing too crazy
but marginal enough to warrant deletion.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
oh snap
There was a HUGE floor-to-ceiling poster of Sharapova at the Nike store in Lincoln City. I’m not gonna’ lie—-I’d wager a lot of the guys at the store work there just so they can see that thing everyday.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
What warrants deletion are all these crazy double posts that my computer is doing
But you’ve done nothing about them!!
ehh i've only seen like one...plus i wouldn't wanna' ruin your perfect record...you haven't even had a comment deleted yet
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Is it uncommon not to have deleted comments?
Maybe I should spice up my lingo… throw around a few links… some inappropriate photos. Just to get in with the in-crowd…
heck, I've even had a few comments deleted by both Ben and Dave
if you’re cleaner than the Prez…you know you ain’t pushing the boundary hard enough
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
real quick like?
you sound like my gramma.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
check out my facebook graduation photo album
she’s a G
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Casey used to get away with it.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
anybody watch the Shaq conference? he has a big ol' woody showing...it's pretty odd
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fafdj;lkasdf i have to wake up early tommorow for camping and im still awake
Communism is the very definition of failure.
I'm going to write one called "Why we need to trade Batum after we sing Hedo."
Just to make SB mad.
For real question though. Can Orlando resign (sign and trade) Hedo for 5 years $50 million and then trade him to Portland for Outlaw? I think that’s a swell use of capspace.
- Carl
you missed all the good ones
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I like how stoic and calm turkoglu is
Seems like character wise he’s fit well with roy and you could go PGless more often, for lengh
MillsFanBoy
it's 4:46 am in Philly...and i gotta do groomsman duty tomorrow...which involves driving the bridesmaid around and making sure the groom gets some rest and plan the groomsmen/bridesmaid night out
anyone know of good hot spots downtown Philly, let me know!
peace! good night loves
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The Wachovia Center was good
until Iverson left.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Yeah
They both talk about how they can’t wait to trash talk others in the future. They are both forward thinking.
- Carl
I have to go ride my bike in a few hours
peace out hommies and hommettes
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever
I'm going golfing in a few hours
but most people a drunk when they golf anyway….a little sleep deprivation probably ain’t much worse ;-p
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Anyone listen to the Free Darko podcast?
I listened to a few recent episodes, and I was surprised how bad it was. They need to keep notes and stats and access to team info in front of them, I kept listening and saying to myself NO, THAT IS WRONG.
I love the website, the podcast was the opposite of it.
Not me cuz
I never got into their blog because I thought it was too wordy and I hated their book.
- Carl
sophia was a G when we did the podcast
she had more stats than a jksnake-in-a-nerdy-mood-fanpost
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
it's two knicks fans, freedarko is just affiliated with it
for a blazer fan it can be pretty boring, like other podcasts, it’s hit and miss.
MillsFanBoy
the thing i hate about sports podcasts is they are only good like right after they come out, if you wait more than 24 hours, they can become obsolete
MillsFanBoy
i know, for real
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
lol
It is for me too, but I still have to work and then I should still have a normal workload since the mainland are the folks who are always calling in trouble.
- Carl
My first time in Spain
I had taken a day plus an overnight train, and without realizing it I spent the 4th of July on the train.
Once I realized it, I told some new Spanish friends I met on the train that I accidentally missed that the 4th of July happened, and they got all concerned and sad for me and said “oh my gosh, are you okay?” I felt bad for mentioning it, because I really didn’t care.
I swear!
The group of people I spent the night with in the cabin were very concerned for me, because (I guess) they thought it was a bigger deal than it was.
Maybe you where acting all dramatic and now don't want to admit it!
Crying, banging your head on the wall, trying to stick a remote control up your bum.. you know
Whhhyyyy ohhh whhyyyy...
The 4th, slipped right through my fingers!!
GODDDDD, BLESS AMERRRRRRIKKKA, HOOOOOME SWEET HOOOOOME!
FORGIVE ME, JESUS OF AMERICA.
mortimer has a million more where those came from
MillsFanBoy
by appel82 on Jul 3, 2009 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
WELL OKAY
I don’t but Mercury does.
A joke is one thang, but a story is a story! I can’t betray the trust I’ve developed over the last few years with falsities.
i never said you were makin' stuff up
i just agree that lot’s of your tales SOUND like they could be made up.
MillsFanBoy
is your name “Mortimer Mortimer” or “Mortimer BlazersEdge” or “BlazersEdge Mortimer”
I know it’s one of those three. I just know it.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
and your social security #?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
HAhaha
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
i just ate a hebrew national with red onion, dijon, relish, and feta
feta is better on hot dogs than I expected
MillsFanBoy
That sounds nummers
I’m hungry now and I got a big ol’ roast beef sammich in the fridge, BEGGING to be ated.
I gave her a doggie ice cream-type treat tonight
She loved it but kept wanting to eat it on the carpet.
nothing like
synthetic fibers to go along with that
unless you’re one of those unpatriotic types who has Persian rugs…
you're gonna get in trouble
The US Flag Code has provisions regarding the display of the US flag including:
(a) The flag should never touch anything beneath it, such as the
ground, the floor, water, or merchandise.
(b)The flag should never be stepped on.
snap, so people with those american flag jackets out to be BANNED from life then, right?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
banned like S4E
i’m just quoting, don’t kill the messenger. it also says:
The flag should not be used as part of a costume or athletic uniform, except that a flag patch may be used on the uniform of military personnel, firefighters, police officers, and members of patriotic organizations.
so we should hunt this guy down and snipe him?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I wear flag socks when I walk on it
And underneath my American flag carpet, is another American flag.
So it touches only but itself, another holy item.
by Mortimer on Jul 3, 2009 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
LOL
i just had the funniest mental image. My coworkers are starting to notice that I’m not actually working.
it's ok....they probably aren't either
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
snap you made me hungry too
cooked chicken fajitas this evening…the leftovers are calling my name……
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
casey had some funny stuff back in the day.
The other issue that fans enamored by "morality" (basically meaning the morality of others, not their own) might find distressing is that Zach had registered guns in the car, and refused to let the cops search his vehicle. I have to say that personally, I respect Zach a lot more because of it. First off, the police are far too quick to do searches of vehicles when it comes to younger citizens. I’m not black (could you tell?) so I won’t try to make broader statements about how that might factor into the police wanting to search Zach’s ride, but I’ve got suspicions. Once again, every time I’ve been pulled over after dark, the cop has wanted to search my car. One time I was driving home from work with a bunch of empty boxes in my car (I was moving back to the University of Oregon) when a cop pulled me over, asked me to step out of my car, slapped cuffs on me and sat me on the hood while he went through every box. The reason he pulled me over? My license plate was too dirty, though it probably had more to do with the fact that I was driving a piece of [ed. note: bad word omitted] car. Or maybe it was because he happened to have an attractive young lady as a ride-along, and he felt like giving her a show of his awesome authority by harassing a 19 year-old at 4:30 in the afternoon. Did he issue me a ticket? No, but he did leave my license on the hood of my car, which, in my embarrassed state, I forgot to grab, which in turn required me to pay for a new license. How this corresponds to Zach? If I hadn’t been afraid of the badge, I would have told the cop that he couldn’t search my car, and that if he wanted to tow it away, so be it. I let the police intimidate me into relinquishing my rights, and that makes me a chump.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
i dont like him everyone is in love with him i dont see it mortimer i just dont sorry tom
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:00 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wadddddddduppp roooodie
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
ZAP BANG
howdy friend!
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:02 AM PDT up reply actions
he doesn't live with his MOM anymore, unlike YOU
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Yah but....YOU ummm....I uhhh.....
ok, I’ll give ya’ that one.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I HOPE YOUR BUNGALOW GETS TPED TONIGHT MORT MAKE IT HAPPEN HOOLIGANS
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:04 AM PDT up reply actions
i think you mean
I hope you know you made a man boy cry tonight.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
oh my gosh im sorry mortimer
ive seen my dad cry twice and you crying is probably really similar to that i dont want that to happen
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Now I Am Crying!!
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:07 AM PDT up reply actions
The tears burn, don't they
Now you know what it feels like to have your heart break in a thousand pieces, with only a single word from a hateful soul.
I counted at least 10 words, plus a sad face.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
OMG SNAPPED
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:09 AM PDT up reply actions
i caught the one tear that i shed in a mini flask
someday i will drink this tear and remember this night and how awful it was
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:09 AM PDT up reply actions
i hate to burst your bubble
but if it’s only one tear…it’ll probably evaporate or something.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Not this tear
This tear burned a hole in the flask, and through 3 stories of Roodie’s palatial palace.
It narrowly avoided burning a hole in his mother’s forehead. She just woke up, her pillow sizzling.
Hedo is feeding me grapes as we speak.
Down Hedo, Down!
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Turks don't have nipples
They have blood plugs, like in the movie Dune.
If you pull one, all their blood comes out. It’s kinda dumb, but that’s evolution for you.
i am loling pretty hard right now at the two comments above this
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:23 AM PDT up reply actions
i'm loling hard....at your FACE
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
OH EM GEE I NEED ICE STAT
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:24 AM PDT up reply actions
you missed it
that’s the perfect chance to say “I’m loling hard….at your MOM’S FACE!”
Roodie = comeback failure
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
he is shavs bff he also raps i think i hate him
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:03 AM PDT up reply actions
lol he sure does
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey who is Hedo Turkoglu?
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:05 AM PDT reply actions
AK's long lost cousin
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Ruh roh
And Ammo is a Laker!
Here we are, all worried about Artest, when the sleeping giant is right under our noses.
nice one
right under our noses, the mustache
by phillyduck23 on Jul 3, 2009 3:15 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is from an e-mail from our CEO
This Saturday is July 4th, Independence Day, a day we come together as a national ohana to celebrate the birth of our nation and the adoption of the Declaration of Independence.
- Carl
*sounds
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:12 AM PDT up reply actions
lol sorry tom that was really snobby of me
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:12 AM PDT up reply actions
im crying again
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:14 AM PDT up reply actions
If you were a house elf
You’d be Snobby the House Elf.
See get it, it is similar to Dobbie the House Elf.
Pardon me but i believe it is spelled Dobby
BOOM KAPOW BURNT
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:16 AM PDT up reply actions
i bet you just said Dobby out loud didn't you?
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:22 AM PDT up reply actions
snobtacular, if you ask me
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
My gosh I'm so hungry but I don't want to wake up the house.
I’ll be glad in a few weeks when I don’t have that problem to worry about.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
by prezofdeath on Jul 3, 2009 3:15 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
i knew this guy on a blog one time
his name was vonmorti or something…he always told me if you’re deciding between moving and murder, you should murder, because then at least you don’t hurt their feelings.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Yeah perhaps on OPPOSITE DAY
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:21 AM PDT up reply actions
hmm...i'll have to think about "loving" you sometime
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I need to love your wife first...then i have a clear shot at you
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
You'll just delete her like you deleted the pics of Venus and Serena
She looks like them, but more manly.
yeah, good point...after all, I hate babes
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
speaking of babes, how's the BE calendar coming?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
ok
that’s kinda’ good i guess…i was worried your white and pasty breasts were going to show up when I flipped the page in like august of 2010
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
REC
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:16 AM PDT up reply actions
KP wants to test our faith
Jut like God did in that Bible thing, when he did that stuff to that one dude or whatever.
We need to get each country's version of Michael Jordan
We’re getting the Turkish Jordan, we need Mikael Pietrus to get the French MJ.
I guess Rudy can be the Spanish MJ.
Joel Freeland is the British MJ? That’s kinda stretching it.
Damn that Petrie!
We should just agree not to recognize Israel, so therefore we aren’t missing out on a country’s MJ.
Someone needs to post a new junk drawer
I can’t see beyond KP wants to test our faith and I missed tons of comments that magically appeared unmarked!
I almost wrote one but chickened out
I was going to title it, “Why Batum must be traded.” Then I wasn’t going to mention Batum again.
- Carl
took too many crazy pills, ehh?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
maybe he should take those osteoporosis preventative pills that the chicks always take
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
That would have been swell i may have even recced that jd if only you would grow a pair and write it
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:25 AM PDT up reply actions
will you be my best man at my wedding?
(take that mortimer!)
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:28 AM PDT up reply actions
ur getting married?
that was quick
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
because of battiers super advanced mega ultra PER
we must give up batum for him and keep travis
MillsFanBoy
especially when he plays center? apparently?
I don’t get this stuff sometimes: http://www.82games.com/0809/08HOU9.HTM#bypos
MillsFanBoy
Well with Yao out
And “center/pf” Chuck Hayes being 6’4", I guess the towering Battier becomes the default center.
i confess i was trolling over at dreamshake when i made out of spite
i don’t want to see travis and euro travis leave for such a milk toast guy. would be boring to have batum, battier, webster as SF
MillsFanBoy
i need food bee are bee
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:28 AM PDT reply actions
y arrr yuuu talking fun-E?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
you'll never guess what i just finished up
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
if it starts with a P i am going to faint...
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:34 AM PDT up reply actions
it starts with a P....
can you guess what it is?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
FREAKIN PASTI?!
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:37 AM PDT up reply actions
nope!
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
PIZZA PIE!!!
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:38 AM PDT up reply actions
nope!
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
close though!
half right.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
OMG that one deal you told me about that i never got around to making ummm
what was it!?!? like a grilled cheese with pepperoni or something… i remember it sounded really good…
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:46 AM PDT up reply actions
nope
hint: my sister made it.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
ZOMG PIE LOL hahaha
what kind?!?!?!?!
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:52 AM PDT up reply actions
apple, of course!
sniff, my last piece living at home. now i have to make my own pie or buy it from the store.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
when you get here we can have baking parties every day!
HOORAY!!!
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:54 AM PDT up reply actions
hahaaha
i really don’t know that much about cooking/baking. I’ve been cooking dinner as of late in an effort to learn real quick.
This week, I’ve done tacos, spaghetti, and chicken fajitas.
It’s awesome being the cook—I can put 4 times as much spicy stuff in the recipes and no one can say anything about it…bwahahha
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
serious?
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
mabye just let that one fly. it's almost too big for a fanshot or comment.
i mean, that’s a heckuva lotta vids.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Hey im back i made a turkey sandwich asher roth is not my hero
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:33 AM PDT reply actions
just turkey and swiss on a pub bun. does that disappoint you?
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:35 AM PDT up reply actions
i like to get those toasty torpedoes at quiznos and get honey mustard and dip the torpedo in the HM
do you have quiznos in hawaii?
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:36 AM PDT up reply actions
“My name is Mortimer i am a dummy head”
—Mortimer
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:36 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL OUCH ZIZZLEL LOL i can't stop laughing
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i made a mod laugh
+1 to MYSELF
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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:38 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
r u srs?
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Pauly Shore gives me heartburn.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:44 AM PDT up reply actions
my heart is already taken -
by Mrs. Mortimer
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:46 AM PDT up reply actions
i want to get in a really long, choreographed fight with you in a blimp over chicago
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:49 AM PDT up reply actions
i dont get on blimps to race.
i get on blimps to kick some arse!
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:53 AM PDT up reply actions
i had to google it to figure out what the heck you were talking about
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
if this new fanshot is true
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/7/3/936690/iverson-to-the-bulls-in-a-sign-and
the level of swearing at Blogabull will reach new heights never seen before
I truly wish them no ill will, they got it tough at BaB
But please oh please oh please oh please let that be true.
Those guys are every so angry
I remember one day, I was the only optimistic guy over there and one lady was so upset, she quit BaB.
- Carl
I love 'em
But some of them SO WISH what happened to them happens to us so they can laugh at us.
Of course, Hinrich/Deng/Gordon trio is nuthin’ compared to Roy/LMA/Oden.
I think she came back when they made the playoffs
It’s freaky over there. They remind me of my coworker, they do nothing but complain.
- Carl
Well they had the world at the fingertips
But the world was comprised of role players who make a lot of money. And Ben Wallace.
Someone pointed out
That they had MJ so nothing, no one, no thing, nada, will ever be good enough for them.
- Carl
hahahha oh goodness
ohhhhh goodness. the pain of being a chicago/sacramento fan. those two teams get royally hosed.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
From Sabonis4Ever's Twitter:
“The JD night crew is out in full force…and I’m missing out :(”
we love you S4E!
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:49 AM PDT reply actions
i miss that dude
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
goodness the birds are chirping
morning time already? dang.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
anyone here a fan of Orwell's "1984"?
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 3:55 AM PDT reply actions
i just started reading it again.
i love it so very much.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 4:00 AM PDT up reply actions
make a junk drawer then!
slacker
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
he's just gonna' make it a hedo drawer for the day
perfect
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
Good night everyone
see you soon prez ;)
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 3, 2009 4:08 AM PDT reply actions
see ya home skillet
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
think i'm out as well
i could use a couple hours o’ sleep before i gotta’ get up.
peace!
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
I just did a callout
One guy’s wife said her hubby couldn’t go because he’s been drinking and this other guy said, “Shoots, OK.”
- Carl
Poor Mercury
Remind me not to give her the puppy ice cream treat again. She’s got the runs and I just took her out for the 4th time tonight.
She just wants rectal peace…
Carlo was 'lergic to something and got a crusty butt
It was cute when he rubbed his butt on the floor.
- Carl

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