It's a bouncing baby boy! Junk Drawer 7/20
by parkinglotj on Jul 19, 2009 11:03 PM PDT
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PrintThis is baby #3. Thanks for all the kind thoughts yesterday in the JD 7/19.
I'm betting that in a few years, my wife and 3 kids will join me to take all comers. I think we've got a shot.
I'll give you the scouting report on the family:
My 4 year old boy can ... kind of ... dribble and can touch the bottom of the net on our 4 foot hoop.
My 2 year old girl can run in circle while holding a small Blazers ball in her hands. She's pretty tough. When you push her down, she'll get right back up and push you down.
My 1 day old has shown me that if one of the nurses pokes him, he'll cry. I'm thinking international rules here, but you get the drift. He'll look like Rudy or Divac on D, only better of course.
My wife hasn't played much sports, but I'm thinking that she'd have the refs on her side. She's very distracting and my little girl would get away with murder away from the ball.
Then there's me. Since there are a lot of role players here, I thinking that I can go K*be on everyone. I'm obviously not much of a teammate, just get me the ball.
Well, there you go. I'm waiting for the challenge.
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It’s been a pretty outstanding day.
by parkinglotj on Jul 19, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I forgot.
6 lbs 13 oz. 20 inches. 10:25am.
by parkinglotj on Jul 19, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Your third
My little brother was the third kid and it made him tough
by southern oregon on Jul 19, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
6lb 13 oz
he’s a bit undersized for his position.
"There are a few teams you have to watch out for in the fourth quarter."
"Yeah, but Portland definitely is not one of them."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters at the end of the third quarter with the Hornets leading 74-59. Portland later ends up winning 97-89.
"They don't mind him shooting that shot at all. Rudy Fernandez is not that great of a 3pt shooter."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters right after a Rudy Fernandez missed 3pter. Rudy Fernandez finished the game with three 3pters on six attempts.
by Tofu Anonymous on Jul 19, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
ya...
I recommend a clean diet of greens and chicken with plenty of weight lifting….
The Bedger formally known as ????????
Wanted to say congratulations (again)
Even though I don’t know you at all.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
its not the 6lb 13 oz I'm worried about or even the 20 in
its the Divac like D. Can he flop like Divac? it might be workable if he can.
by TheSportsPsychologist on Jul 19, 2009 11:41 PM PDT reply actions
Congratulations on your third!
I’ve also got a full team ages 5,3 & 2. The third has by far been the easiest for us… good luck!
with my two
the older one helped raise the younger one. Then, when they reached about 13 and 7 years of age, they raised each other. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
Thanks for sharing!! don't let him pick up any bad habbits.
Start him off on the front page stuff.
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prez, just a quick test for you, to maaake sluurrre yourooze brainz is funkshunning
How many fingers am i typing with, 1 or a nimble 10. The nurses should have already asked you this.
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by Blazer1342 on Jul 20, 2009 12:40 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
that is sick and twisted
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
It looks like a natural evolution to me.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Jul 20, 2009 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Who should mate first?
Tom and Sophia?
by Mortimer on Jul 20, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh (insert diety of choice)!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I choose
none
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
nice sig
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
anyone think this guy works a little too much with fractals?
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Congratulations parkinglotj;
Off topic- when I see someone in the car ahead of me throwing their cigarette butt out the window, I have an overwhelming desire to grab it, stick it in their eyeball and beat the crap out of them. It’s getting harder and harder to stifle this urge. Every car manufactured after approximately 1963 has a fantastic ashtray.
Don’t judge me.
Reno, Nevada is west of Los Angeles.
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i hate how careless some smokers are
by phillyduck23 on Jul 20, 2009 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions
It's odd. Cigarette smoke doesn't bother me.
I can hang in a room full of chain smokers, no problems or complaints. But, the attitude that’s its ok to litter “it’s just a butt” makes me crazy.
Reno, Nevada is west of Los Angeles.
by RenoBlazerFan on Jul 20, 2009 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions
+1
here they’re getting tough ($400 fine + 4 points on your license) on that, since a lot of forest fires can begin by a careless stub thrown from a car.
In Washington
the penalty is over $1000 for tossing a lit cigarette out the window. Now if only it was enforced……
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Jul 20, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions
especially in summer time...
fires happen. Wake up you dirty smokers!
The Bedger formally known as ????????
I'm usually pretty mild-mannered and let a lot of things slide
But when I see someone toss a butt on the street or sidewalk, it’s another story. Same for any kind of littering, especially when there’s a garbage can at the next corner.
A friend did that the other day
A lady started honking at her then pulled up next to her and called her some obscenities and told her she call 911.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
by tominhawaii on Jul 20, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
the older cars have better ashtrays, it seems to me
hard to find them on new cars, sometimes
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Jul 20, 2009 4:48 AM PDT up reply actions
They charge extra for them
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 5:58 AM PDT up reply actions
As far as I know my 2009 Corolla doesn't have an ashtray
In fact, a spot that looks like it could be an ashtray has a no smoking sticker on it.
The Princess of Blazersedge
When we moved our stuff into this place outside of
Prescott we picked up about 3 or 10 trash bags of garbage covering about 5 acres, including about 500 gajillion cigarette butts and a lot of broken beer bottles. I still fill a bag with decades old debris at least once a week. I don’t know why I do it, I hate fingering peoples ugly butts but they’re unsightly.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
".....I hate fingering peoples ugly butts"
I bet you don’t like handling their old cigs either
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
circle game
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Jul 20, 2009 4:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you get that on E Bay?
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Jul 20, 2009 4:46 AM PDT up reply actions
no i just heard about it last night
and thought it looked kinda cool, although it seems that it burns most of the toast and undercooks the rest
by phillyduck23 on Jul 20, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
yo
call them. I make a habit out of harassing comcast employees after people like my bro were stuck withouf blazer games. Surprisingly, I actually consider their service quite good. I talked my way into a free dvr for 12 months and at a different time, a half a month of internet and cable for free. They are a bunch of suckers, just got to work em…
The Bedger formally known as ????????
Man I hate the off season
In another post folks are arguing whether or not Pendergraph is a 4 or 5. Who freaking cares? If he’s playing the 4 or the 5 in a real game the Blazers are screwed. It’s like debating whether or not the shark that is eating your legs is a hammerhead or a great white. By the time you figure it out, you’re dead.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
by tominhawaii on Jul 20, 2009 4:08 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I see your point
did you get that head lice from the local swimming pool, or the cute girls down on Burnside.
Does it really matter….hmmm…maybe that’s not parallel.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Interesting story from Down Under
about four years ago this group of lifeguards was swimming off the New Zealand coast when a group of bottlenose dolphins started harassing them (or so they thought). The dolphins herded the four humans together in a tight knot and then started swimming in a tight circle around them, bleating and slapping the water with their flukes.
The swimmers had absolutely no idea what was going on…till they saw a three-meter-long great white glide by. The dolphins proceeded to encircle the swimmers for another forty minutes, protecting them from shark attack until the great white left the scene. Pretty nuts, eh?
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have heard (or herd) stories like that before
Dolphins are the awesomest critters around
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Those people owe whoever fed those dolphins
Or maybe the dolphins just hate sharks and protect all random “sea creatues” from them.
The Princess of Blazersedge
Also, those people are wimps
Last time a dolphin tried to protect me from a shark, I told the dolphin thank you, but that I was okay. I then beat the second (or third?) coming of Jaws up with my left arm tied behind my back.
The Princess of Blazersedge
Go Dolphins!!!
Go Seahawks!!!
Go Seahawks!!!
Go Seahawks!!!
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Congratulations!
If you name your boy Sedge, you are an instant hero
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Jul 20, 2009 4:45 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Congratulations!
Wasn’t it yesterday that you thought it was going to be a girl? Well, those things happen sometimes. Hope you didn’t buy him a bunch of pink stuff. Not that he’d care at this point, but it would get confusing for everyone else.
μὴ φοβοῦ, μόνον πίστευε.
we never found out
I had a hunch it was a girl, I was wrong but I’m stoked about the 3/2 guys to girls ratio.
Outnumbering the other gender has its advantages.
But 3/2 isn’t enough of an advantage to be able to leave the toilet seat up.
μὴ φοβοῦ, μόνον πίστευε.
Our daily rumors
Sports unplugged (Leon Rogers, Stephen Bardo and ESPN’s Scoop Jackson) via Twitter:
Source: Gar is active n 3way trade wit Htown and Utah: TyThomas, KFesenko to Htown. CBoozer to Chi. SBattier, JJames, and CLaundry to Utah.
OTR (Michael Perry, Micah Warren, highly speculative):
OTR has been informed about a deal which is almost done that will send Andre Miller to the Portland Trailblazers, Steve Blake and someone else [Chicago fans speculate it would be Willie Green] to the Chicago Bulls, and Kirk Hinrich to the Philadelphia 76ers.
Apparently, this deal will get done if Andre Miller is able to get more money in some sort of way.
Andre Miller makes no sense.
Why wouldn’t we just sign him instead of trading a player away for him? I think by “informed” they mean, “the janitor was playing with Trade Machine.”
μὴ φοβοῦ, μόνον πίστευε.
so all janitors are dumb now eh?
i’m emailing the CACA (center for the awareness of the custodial arts) right now with my complaints.
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
Umm
If we’re sending Blake and someone else to Chicago, and Chicago is getting rid of Hinrich, why don’t we just drop the middle man (Philly) and take Hinrich?
The Princess of Blazersedge
that would be the easy way out… you don’t want to take the easy way out do you? Everything worth doing is hard
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 20, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
In that case...
Let’s throw about 6 more teams in on the deal! Let’s also get some NBA rules changed to make seemingly impossible deals legal!
The Princess of Blazersedge
it'd be kinda funny
to see what would happen here in Bedge land if we made a trade that involved Hinrich and he didn’t end up on our team. haha. Cablinasian would have a coronary.
by DrivetheLane on Jul 20, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions
At this point
I’d do the deal just to get something done.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
I'm totally with you.
I’d trade Aldridge and Oden for a half eaten ham sandwich just to have something done. I blame everyone else but me for my expectations.
μὴ φοβοῦ, μόνον πίστευε.
Wait, does that totally contradict what I said above?
Well, it doesn’t matter. I have no one to blame but everyone else.
μὴ φοβοῦ, μόνον πίστευε.
Oh man
I’m already writing a fanpost about that ham sandwich and how he causes his teammates to choke.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
not to mention
his total inability to cut mustard. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
you are glad it is him and not you
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm pro-choice
I don’t agree with their decision, but I respect their right to make that decision.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
by tominhawaii on Jul 20, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
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Ah ...nice
You scared me BTW……“I’m Pro-choice” …..I was like thinking “What the hell did I write??” …….I had to re-read my comment first.
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm intregued
but I don’t think of Shaq as anything other than an entertainer.
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 20, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions
That's all he is in this.
He’s not going to beat other pros at their sports.
by Quik_Baller on Jul 20, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
He should compete with other top athletes in random spots
Take Phelps on in tennis
Swim against Misty May
Play volleyball with Roddick!
I am interested in seeing Shaq try out some MMA when he retires. He’s pretty old for the sport, but he’s pretty beefy too. He has also been training for a decade (probably for basketball related reasons though.) It’d be fun to see since he is a pretty good physical speciman among the 300 pounders.
The Princess of Blazersedge
I bet Shaq would get absolutely murdered in MMA
I used to take karate and my sensei said that if you’re highly trained (like those MMA guys are) and you’re fighting somebody huge and really strong but with no martial arts training, you’re going to eviscerate them — no matter how big they are. I’d like to see him try MMA just to see him tapping out within 25 seconds of walking into the cage.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Umm...
“you’re fighting somebody huge and really strong but with no martial arts training”
Did you miss the part where I said he has been training in MMA for a decade now? One of his trainers was part of the Gracie crew too. I do seriously doubt that he could compete with a legit heavyweight since his training couldn’t have been super intense, but it’d be interesting to see him take on some second tier heavyweight fighters.
The Princess of Blazersedge
It would definitely be interesting
I just think he’d get smeared. Doing light sparring once or twice a week during the offseason (or whatever equivalent thing he was doing) wouldn’t be enough to keep up with even the lowliest heavyweights in MMA, IMHO. I’d love to see him try…he’d just never do it cuz he’s so image conscious and would be afraid of getting embarrassed.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually he challegned the guy who beat up Canseco
Granted, that guy isn’t a great fighter, but Shaq said he’d love to fight him. (I’m assuming he means after this NBA season.) If nothing else I bet Shaq could do a lot better than Jose.
Although, Shaq also mentioned wanting to fight Lesnar, which would just be wrong.
And yeah, training with part of the Gracie crew means one of two things. The Gracie member thought he had some talent and was willing to train him, or Shaq paid a very large sum of money.
The Princess of Blazersedge
I read that as:
“Actually he challenged the guy who beat up Canzano”
by Name's Ash on Jul 20, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can't decide which would provide more schadenfreude
Shaq or Canzano against a trained MMA opponent. Probably Shaq…but that’s a toss-up.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
If Shaq and Hong Man Choi
were to fight, I think that would probably be the largest combined-size real (not pro-wrestling staged) fight in the history of the world. Do you think a 7’1", 330 pound guy has ever fought a 7’2", 300 pound guy before?
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You are forgetting the epic battle of Ha Seung-Jin and Nedzad Sinanovic
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Jul 20, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
definite rec
I was forgetting, and that is the best reference that you could possibly have made.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
couldn't he just grab and guy and squeeze him
I think it would be hard to take Shaq down.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
Congratulations Parking Lot Jumper!
Your seed is most potent, and I am envious of your magnificent brood.
Mortimer
I think I already tweeted it, but Nic was France's top scorer in a test game against the Central African Republic with 15
Next test games: Austria, Belgium
Then against Italy the first real qualifying game. They need to win their group (Italy, Finland with Petteri), then beat the winner of the other group (might be Bosnia and Herzegovina, or Belgium, Portugal) to take the last ticket for the EuroBasket in Poland.
I’m fairly convinced that France just made this country up
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 20, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
They did, a long time ago: République centrafricaine
They have some players who went to college in the US.
Those French are crafty
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 20, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Nash will re-sign with the Suns for $22 million
So much for the Blazers ever acquiring him and paying him that much in addition. Never made sense.
At first I didn't think it made sense.
Then I remembered he shot 90+/50+/40+ for FTs, FGs, and 3ptFGs. For all the problems that could exist with our system and players, I’d take that guy.
But it doesn’t matter, he’s with the Suns from here on out.
Do you think Sarver has dreams that start as nightmares about spending money… but then it all turns out ok because he would have won a championship?
I hope NY can make SSOL work. They’ve got a long road ahead of them, but if they can put together the pieces, I think D’Antoni’s system could win it all… unless they face the Blazers, of course.
by Quik_Baller on Jul 20, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
This is more a slap in the face to D'Antoni and New York
The whole pervading myth of 2010 that Nash would sign for dirt cheap as eye candy for LeBron. No one reminded the Knicks and the NYC media they suck at life.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
BUT NYC IS THE CENTER OF BASKETBALL AND ALWAYS WILL BE
I love NYC, I’d even like to live there, but being a pro athlete there is death. The media is awful to you, even if you’re awesome.
There is no benefit to playing there that isn’t outweighed by the constant attention, horrible sports media, and fickle fans.
If ya crave a big market
There is nothing NYC has that LA doesn’t have better, and with a lot less attention from the media and all the same marketing possibilities. And better weather.
Its why LA will always get good players forcing their way on the team, and the Knicks will just be a rich big market team but nothing more special than that.
In LA you could walk to
your car
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 20, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm actually lucky
I live in a place where I can walk to a lot of different restaurants, a nice park, Trader Joes, the wife is 2 seconds from her work, I work from home, etc. I live in LA but I don’t deal with a lot of normal LA annoyances.
But going anywhere outside of my 3 block radius is super annoying.
Sounds like a nice place to live… but I’m guessing that you have to travel outside your 3 blocks for your steady diet of Hobos
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 20, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah, Santa Monica can be Hobo Central
When I lived closer to the beach, across the street from me was a bike shop and at night the small parking lot turned into a Hooverville. There’d be about a dozen hobos staying there every night.
They’re a different class of hobo than the ones downtown, that’s for sure.
I live on a residential-esque side street off of a busy-esque street, and we got plenty of hobos waiting to fall into my traps. I dug a 20 foot hole and loosely covered it with a tarp that will give way if someone steps on it, and covered the tarp with empty soda cans.
Actually, just last week, I was walking Mercury on my own street and a hobo was in the bushes taking a poop. Mercury didn’t like it at all and wanted to go get him, but I talked her out of it.
I have a question only you can answer
Who would make a chick named Monica a saint?? And then name a town after her? Just wonderin’
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
With more bagels
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Unless you're Jeter, then you're golden
I’d rather just play in Chicago, the media sucks but no one reads the columnists anymore, no matter how bad things get, the Bears and Cubs will always dominate airspace, but if you turn out to be really really good, then everyone will jump on the bandwagon.
There are plenty of things to trash about the city of Chicago, but it is relatively walkable.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Freeman reports that Pendergraph and Cunningham will be signed
Pritchard said Sunday that the Blazers will sign rookie forward Dante Cunningham and Jeff Pendergraph to contracts before the season starts and give them roster spots. The Blazers’ general manager also said he was leaning toward extending a training camp invitation to point guard Pooh Jeter, who has been a pleasant summer league surprise. “We only want to (invite) him if he has a chance to make the team because he’s such a good kid and we want to be fair to him,” Pritchard said. “But he’s earned (an invitation).” … Owner Paul Allen watched the Blazers’ game courtside Sunday. …
Good, we have a new Blazers mole: One of Jeff’s uncles :)
Cheers!! Glad you are buzzin' PLJ
Ride high Guy, Ride high.
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
hahha
that’s hilarious. pookey was grumpy, he must of had low blood sugar from eating hummus from a powder mix!
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
Hey ladies
I got a fun topic— why do women hate women so much?
My wifey gets her fair share of sexism from her male peers during her work as a lawyer, but nothing compares to the scorn and crap she gets from other women. Female secretaries hate working for a women, other women lawyers actually try to make the other women fail at their job and look bad… for no reason.
What is it women have against other women? This isn’t only something I’ve observed with The Wife, but with my mom (she’s a doctor and female nurses hate working for a female doctor), my sisters (both in professional careers) and former girlfriends (but they were evil so it is likely their own fault).
Women be crazy, yo.
It makes me want to go to Wifey’s work and start punching.
Mortimer
Chris rock said
to show a woman you’re listening, just occasionally fill in the gaps of her speech with “mm-hmm,” “yeah,” and “I told ya that zach is crazy.”
Not relevant to your comment, but I like Chris rock.
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Chris Rock also said
Women hate women. You get any two girlfriends in this room, been girlfriends for twenty five years, you put a man in between them … “zach that zach,” “zach that zach.” Guys are not like that. Guys actually think that there are other fish in the sea, and if a guy introduces his boy to his new girlfriend, and when they walk away, his boy goes, “Oh man, she’s nice, I gotta get me a girl like that.” If a woman introduces her new man to her girlfriend, and they walk away, her girlfriend goes, “I gotta get him, and I will slit that zach’’s throat to do it.” Every girl in here got a girlfriend they don’t trust around their man.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
We're going to need you to go undercover
use this as a template:
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 20, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Mort, I wish I had an easy answer for ya
I don’t get it either. But you reminded me of something I read recently: Backlash: Women Bullying Women at Work
It is something weird and mysterious
It isn’t as simple as competition though, because it usually happens with women who aren’t in any direct competition with my wife or mom or sisters, and not “on their level” career wise. Either above or below.
The crap my wife had to take from her 1st secretary (a young women almost exactly the same age as my wife) wouldn’t have been allowed for one moment for a male lawyer, and it took my wife over a year to finally get them to fire this skank. The heads of the firm just chalked it up to a young lawyer either messing up (not true), or girls being girls.
So, ya mix in crazy ladies trying to mess things up for others, plus how it is interpreted by old sexist dudes, and it is very frustrating to deal with.
Its not only her old secretary of course… when she works on a case with a female client, they never treat her the same as even a less experience male lawyer. Female secretaries always do the men’s work first, then hers.
And it isn’t as simple as “my wife is a bitch who know one likes”, because that ain’t true, and it ain’t true for all the lovely ladies in my life, but they all experience it. It is nuts.
Women in the workplace are holding back other women at least as much as old sexist dudes. Day to day, at the very least, they make life a lot harder. It drives me crazy.
It often seems like it boils down to waaaaay too many women hate being told either what to do by another women, or giving another women a position of authority over them. Ya put some guy who is an idiot in the same position, and there is no problem. They can’t handle working for or with a women.
Mortimer
You need to hand wit dumber chicks, man
they don’t have these problems
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Dumber chicks just slug it out… Smarter women prefer to backstab and gossip
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level of education achieved is inversely proportional to propensity for violence
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 20, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
That happens in my office too. I think it's jealousy
because maybe they feel that they work just as hard and don’t get payed as much, and have reached their career high, so they resent other women for having gotten ahead of them when they believe they’re just as good if not better.
The secretaries at my office hate my office roomie and me, and get really annoyed when we shut the door to our office, cause they don’t have a door to shut. They hate the male lawyers too, but they only try to make us look bad, probalby cause we seem harmless to them.
Women are very jealous towards other women, and not just about their intellect, probably even more so of their physique and sex appeal.
I've never had that experience anywhere
I wonder why. Probably the lack of hotness quotient? Almost no one in my office is hot, though, so it’s not really an issue.
But even when I was younger and somewhat hot, I worked with nice supportive women.
Were you in a position of authority over other women?
When the Wife was an intern for a law firm before she went to law school, she had a great relationship with the other secretaries and whatnot.
Ever since she became a boss over other women, women are evil. She never asks anyone to make her coffee, make copies, no demeaning work, she just has the sheer audacity to ask female secretaries to do the bare minimum of their job descriptions.
And that is TOO MUCH, GOOD MADAME, how dare thee ask me to do my job!
nope
I guess that’s the difference.
Our secretary ignores me a lot, but I think it’s just because she’s lazy.
And thanks for the article
It is a lot like that.
I wouldn’t say she is being bullied, but she gets silent treatment from some of the different cliques of ladies at the office, and they work together to try to mess her up or make her look bad but they aren’t very smart so they are found out easily.
But then not punished, of course.
I don’t buy that it is because women are taught from an early age to compete for dad’s attention, or their brother’s, or whatever. Boys go through the same thing with there are other kids in the house. And the workplace is always competitive for either gender.
M—
Yeah, I don't buy the competing for dad's attention bit either
Like I said, I don’t get it — I think I’m just not wired that way and can’t relate to bullies of either sex (and the silent treatment IS bullying, IMO). But I’d believe that certain fields (law, medicine, finance, high tech, etc) draw people who are competitive by nature so maybe that’s why your loved ones have to deal with so much female dog eat female dog stuff.
I haven’t had to deal with too much of this ish myself, mostly because I’ve made a point of avoiding that kind of soul-sucking climate. And I’m dumb chick.
Yes, you do always strike me as dumb
Hey, wait, we’re rumored to be the same person!
I’ve spent most of my career in government and non-profits. It’s not real dog eat dog there, except among the politicians, and I manage to avoid them most of the time.
North Troll?
...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...
Now accessible for R rated comments at thetinfoil@gmail.com
i can't remember if this is norsk's occasionaly alias or someone else
i’m pretty sure it’s the former.
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
Dragonforce- Through the Fire and Flames
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by Zaig on Jul 20, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If you haven't, you should really listen to all of their stuff.
Some of it gets repetitive, but some of it is pretty awesome.
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I'm totally seeing Dragonforce in Portland next month. Woot!
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Gross
I’d rather read a CP3 trade proposal than listen to that. In my country we call that kind of music “craptacular.”
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
Oh I forgot to vote on this one
Cheap Trick….all the way
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you can have a pretty good discussion about the best "Fire" songs
Johnny Cash—Ring of Fire
Jimi Hendrix— Fire
Ohio Players—Fire
Nirvana (meat puppets)—Lake of Fire
Doors—Light my Fire
Stars—Set Yourself on Fire
Jerry Lee Lewis—Great Balls of Fire
Kings of Leon—Sex on Fire
However, Fire and Rain will get you voted off the island
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 20, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
what about fire bands?
Arcade fire
Fire theft
Flaming lips
Fire on Fire
love like fire
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by The Arkitect on Jul 20, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Or the new Fireman
My fav: Earth, Wind, and Fire
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 20, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Or Firehose (definitely not Firehouse)
Firehose was a fun alternative/punk band from the late 80’s early 90’s.
LINK
Yeah, they are not really old butt rock punk
But they were one of my favorites. As soon as one of them dies, I am going to try to touch their hand…or something like that.
Can we say dillhole?
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"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
Everything depends on context.
Does the conversation have to do with pickled vegetables?
μὴ φοβοῦ, μόνον πίστευε.
Question that I had over the weekend
Do people who yell “I am going to gut you like a fish!” actually know who to gut a fish?
I will and I do
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by The Arkitect on Jul 20, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
in Oregon… the chances are higher… but generally no
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 20, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Woj
Clips have agreed in principle to send Quentin Richardson to Wolves for Sebastian Telfair, Craig Smith and Mark Madsen, sources tells Y! Sport
Noooooo, why is Zach gone? Why can’t we get Q, Miles, Bassy, Z-Bo on the same team?
This is not good...lol
good thing im inside lol
"Grayg"
-Nate
by OSUBlazerfan on Jul 20, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
80 at noon… I’ve got company softball tonight and our uni’s breath like burlap… should be fun
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by The Arkitect on Jul 20, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
wuss
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i didnt cry like a baby
i ran away like a little girl
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Caption contest?
What’s this guys trade value right now?
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 20, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
he probably got rim checked on that dunk.
and my laughing rained down on him from on high.
by DrivetheLane on Jul 20, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
i have.
it’s spectacular. it made me glad to be alive.
by DrivetheLane on Jul 20, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
You don’t have to lie to be cool
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 20, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
if i don't lie to be cool,
then what do I have left? i thought telling people i’ve seen Blaze complete a dunk off a trampoline at halftime of an NBA game would get me in with the cool kids. but if that doesn’t, what will?
by DrivetheLane on Jul 20, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Very interesting take by Tom Ziller on a supreme court case that could have a big impact on US pro sports
http://www.sactownroyalty.com/2009/7/20/955486/supreme-court-ruling-could
Had not heard about that yet. Could end a lot of CBA discussions – and lead to a strike.
Lester Munson
ESPN’s legal analyst, posted like a 2,500 word manifesto here with the understated headline, “Antitrust case could be Armageddon”. I can’t believe that the Supreme Court would award this single-entity status to the NFL, but stranger things have happened.
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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a question for you all
When Spiderman’s spidey-sense goes off….what part of his body tingles??
Just Wondering
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The comics always showed black little squigglies coming from his head
So I’m guessing it was a tingle in his brain or something alone those lines.
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Welll.....they couldn't have the squiggly lines
around his crotch, because of the comic’s code. I suspect a coverup.
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe they just thought
that people would think Spidey’s junk smelled really bad.
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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
no...then the squiggles would be Green
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
depends on why his spidey sense is tingling
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Kevin Love's rection to the Clips/T-Wolves Trade
How do I feel about the trade??? Well…we lost a lot of good men out there.
I Needed Rhino to have my back, Bassy needed to Spread the Love the Brooklyn way…and Mark? Well now I don’t have a translator for rubio…
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
I like Love's honesty.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
Does anybody here have a kindle?
and if so, do they like it?
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I would like to re-kindle my relationship
with the kindle
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
are the new ones
only six inches too? that’s not really big enough to comfortably read.
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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I really haven't had one of these
was just going for the pun….however my wife has an old Dell PDA which she uses as a reader and it is easy to read and works good. This actualoly looks cool
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
a coworker has one and loves it
I don’t know if they make that much sense to me. I think if I had one, I would break it within 3 years and I doubt I would read $300 worth of books in that time.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
When I went to work this morning
the metro was virtually deserted. It was me and one other lady in the whole car like a scene out of 28 Days Later, and I thought that I had accidentally gone to work on a holiday or that it was actually Sunday or something.
Now I have the exact same feeling. Did the internets die in Portland this afternoon? Or perhaps there are highly localized sunspots?
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I don't know about Portland, but it's pretty normal down south
Of course, today’s Portland weather is pretty much the weather everyday down here.
I can practically hear the tumbleweeds bouncing in here
and I’ve nothing to do for the next hour and fifteen minutes till I can go home. Do you have any funny jokes or amusing stories of your weekend with which to entertain me?
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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Baldness:
An inherited curse, or a potential blessing in disguise (assuming I find a way to become a Russian citizen):
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 20, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That was funny
and also informative. I didn’t even know about the two guys who were in charge between 1982 and 1985. Not that I want to be president of Russia though…at any given time you probably have about 12 different factions conspiring to kill you.
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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
So you're saying
I should be training in the Alps right now?
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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
No
I’m looking for a friend to be brutally murdered by a communist (motivation—I can train in snow as is…)
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 20, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
My life,
is not a sequel or even a trilogy—I’m four films into thisl… It now takes a lot to find that “eye of the tiger” kind of spirit.
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 20, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
DUH! Duh duh duh! duh duh duh! duh duh duuuuuuuuuuuh
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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The eye of the tiiiiger...
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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
now if I can only a mega awesome black beret….
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 20, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
We need Tom, he's always the one who has an anecdote just from walking to the store or something.
At the moment, the only jokes that are coming to mind end with “someone stole our tent” or “yarrrr it’s drivin’ me nuts”. And everyone knows those. Hmmm.
This is one of my favs in that genre
Guy wlks into a phyciatrist’s office nude and completely wrapped in celophane
Doctor says: I can clearly see your (you’re) nuts
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Maxey will join Janes on 95.5 in a few minutes
Are you still a radio station when you have more ads than content? Maybe they should call themselves an adstream.
Is this you?
Or someone else pretending to be you?
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Norsktroll is momentarily retired as we crossed a magic checksum number and one year
It’s just a bit inconvenient for other blogs. I tried to get Northtroll on Twitter, but that’s someone else. And I won’t use my real name for the time being for blogging/posting since I work in a different field and that would get confusing.
I’m also pretty bored right now with the offseason. I might found a company involving Web 2.0 soon, but I’m not sure if I can count and relate my basketball-world experience to business-to-business experience.
What's web 2.0?
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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That is based on the Commadore 64, right?
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he posted to much
and got wacked….so went into stealth mode.
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
The little-known SportsNation
“intervention mode”, where anybody posting 12,000+ insightful comments a year has their account locked down and specially trained crisis squads dispatched to their residence.
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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it is Madrith
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice....err...nithe
wait!!! I am talking about the french riviera, so…..Neeth
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate the ads on that station
Only like 4 advertisers. What happened to beer ads?
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
haha!
“big talk for a guy reading a flow chart on the internet.” that was my favorite part.
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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
How is this not green yet?
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
cause I can't read it
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know that feeling
I was waiting for a bus and I was an hour late because of the daylight savings. Another time I went to work an hour early because of the same phenomenon. I hate daylight savings.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
Cracked.com
is a riotous website. Here’s an example talking about a guy who got shot 19 times and lived to tell the tale:
“According to Joseph, his friends had left the party reading quotes from the bible to each other and were on their way to assist the homeless. According to the police, the group was shooting off flamethrowers and wheeling a giant cannon down the street toward an orphanage. The truth is probably somewhere in between. "
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too funny
fox news anchor does best Himmler impersonation
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It was so obviously dumb what he was saying.
Yeah, Swedes aren’t allowed to marry outside their nationality, huh?
I saw the clip on The Soup and again on the Daily Show. The Daily Show didn’t even comment on it, it spoke for itself.
my favorite part
was that we keep marrying other species, thereby ruining our gene pool. If only we’d stop breeding with all those non-human creatures…
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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Its like a dog
Everyone knows the most healthy dogs are the ones that are “pure bred”. They have the least amount of common ailments that lead to death, proving that inter"species" mingling is unhealthy.
What kind of dog is Mercury?
and did you name her for the WNBA team?
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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
She is a mix
Mixes are healthier doggies is the joke I was getting at up above.
The wife rescued her and we’ve never done a DNA test to confirm what she is, but we think she is pit (almost definitely), weimereiner, some sort of lab, and whatever else. Her tongue is part black, like a Chow, but she isn’t very Chow-ish.
The Wife named her Mercury because she looked like the color of mercury as a puppy!
I didn't know that they are healthier!
that’s interesting. I guess because the good parts of having different species’ immune systems combined together outweighs the vulnerability of getting infected by more species-specific illness?
It’s nice that you rescued her. When I was in 5th grade, I had it explained to me that animals that don’t get rescued at the pound get put down and I cried. I wrote in my “what you want to be when you grow up” essay that I wanted to be an astronaut and have four dogs that I brought home from the pound.
I thought mercury was white? Am I mistaken about this?
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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
When I was in eighth grade we had to do a report on one of the elements, and I picked mercury
The science teach gave us a sample to play with. It was fun to play with and we thought it was really cool how it moved and covered our jewelry and turned everything silver. I guess the teacher forgot the part about mercury being toxic. Oops.
And I thought it was so strange when my fingernails fell out six months later...
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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
A problem with pure breads
Is the inbreeding results in them not breeding out genetic problems inherent in the breed. British Bulldogs have skin problems (and a ton of other known problems), Dachsunds hearts often give out (my mom’s did), Newfoundlands have hip problems from more than just their size and eye difficulties, Boston Terriers can’t breath, French Bulldogs can’t even be born naturally.
Hit post too early
Meant to add “and etc”.
Mixed breeds dogs have a better shot at not having the genetic defects that a pure bred dog suffers from.
What do you think is the facination with pure breeds?
Is it a status issue, like a shiny new tv? I don’t get it. I’ve always adopted animals from shelters. My last dog was a black lab aikido mix—She was great and lived a long life.
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 20, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the status is part of it
You can also look in a book and see what sort of dog you want and then go buy that dog, and a mixed breed is something new and not predictable. Ya can’t really find another Mercury to get for yourself, because she is a unique mix whatever she is, which I think makes her cooler but a lot of people don’t think like that. They wanna get what they already know and have seen.
In my experience, we have had smart pure bred dogs, but nothing compared to the mixed breed dogs. And yeah, the health issues for pure bred dogs always come up. Even if they come from a fancy pants expensive breeder.
And back to the status thing, pure bred dogs are expensive, and mixed breeds are often almost-free, so… yeah. Status. Its dumb.
That makes perfect sense
you get any population breeding in isolation and whatever genetic defects exist are just gonna be exacerbated. But will she bark and guide you to the exact spot where the homeless people have just fallen into your punji pit?
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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
She only barks if a bad guy is at the door
But she pulls me in the direction of whoever took the bait.
Does anyone see any other breeds besides the one I’ve mentioned in Mercury? I’d like to to the DNA test for there ARE pit bull restrictions in many buildings here, and some LA-area zip codes. I’d rather not have a paper trail CONFIRMING she is part pit.
What a beautiful dog
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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Part Robot
Obvious from the laser eyes.
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 20, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes it is the Inbreeding that causes these problems
but on the bright side…..these dogs have tremendous bango playing abilities
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn it!!!
That was the funniest joke …….EVER. I messed it up. I apologize to you Morty…and all the rest too. I know you all count on my tremendous wit and banter to brighten your days….I will forever be regretful that I screwed the pooch in such a thoughtless way
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Hehehe
screwed the pooch.
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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Fox and Friends is a horrible show
A guy at work puts it on and it comes on at about 2 AM my time, right after O’Reilly. My coworker and I agree that Gretchen Carlson is a full sized midget.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
Pointing out someone's gayness is wrong
oh….I think I just did that in another post….nervermind
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
if you can
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I am a daddy
I know these things….I predict that he will not sleep again for 12-24 months
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
You are right
I remember the first night my #1 slept thru the night. I checked to see if he died…seriously. And when baby girl did it four years later….I did the same thing. I think this may be universal
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
My parents were worried I was retarded
Because I was such a quiet, happy baby. My older brother was a lil’ hellion, crying all day and night, so they expected the same from me and when I just sat there all quiet and happy they seriously thought I was retarded.
They were right :-(
My teachers thought there was something wrong with me
because I was a somewhat precocious kid in terms of reading and doing math, but I couldn’t write my name or draw pictures of people that even remotely approached how they actually looked as a seven-year-old. My people looked like pacman except with arms and legs coming out of the gigantic head. They tested me for all these autism spectrum disorders.
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by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I barely spoke until I was 2 1/2 or 3 years old
It baffled my parents and doctors, since they figured out my hearing was OK and I wasn’t an idiot. Finally, late one night my dad heard me talking to myself in my bedroom, full sentences and not shutting up — I think I was telling myself some complicated story. Anyway, I guess I just wanted to make sure everything came out perfectly before I spoke in public.
Either that or the beatings had an effect
I think I will go with the perfectionist theory
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I potty trained myself at 9 months old
I had a PHD from Harvard by the time I was 6.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
I know a kid
Who somehow would get his poop and put it in his bottle and keep drinking it. It really disturbed his parents. The kids name was Mortimer by the way.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
Are you saying Mortimer=poop?
I cry for Mike.
by Roybot on Jul 20, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Super-Snap!!!
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's an interesting story about a Diamond Heist
They caught the lead suspect with rough cut diamonds, but he might still get off… It’s like out of a movie—Sometimes life imitates art, and then I get scared.
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 20, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I can't wait to read that story
the introduction made me think “inside job”. How the hell else could you get through all that vault security?
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a big story,
but a good read—it really does remind me of some movies.
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 20, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
It's honestly like Ocean's 11
I’m waiting for him to steal the diamonds by smuggling in a little Chinese man in a cart.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
that's a great read
rec
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Sounds reasonable… get it done Donnie
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 20, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
one for KP to work on
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine
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by The Arkitect on Jul 20, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
22baylor just added me on Facebook
He looks like David Ogden Stiers.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
David Ogden Stiers just came out of the closet
you might wanna keep that in mind.
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Make Everything Happen, per Alec Baldwin
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 20, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Glengarry Glen Ross
is not available via Netflix. Everything I learn is about disappointment.
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 20, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
The deluxe edition is 5 bucks in the 5 buck DVD bin at WalMart
I left my idealism behind and enjoyed the savings.
Wallmart... hmmm...
I had to wait a year before the Spanish Prisoner was available for rent…
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 20, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
They need to remodel that thing
it is looking a little rustic
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
No mention of Bill Simmons complimenting Gregory Wayne Oden?
8.0 — Sneaky Funny
Athletes who can be legitimately funny behind the scenes (usually stars or superstars) but do an excellent job of hiding that side publicly. Usually it seeps out later in their careers. Example: Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Dwyane Wade, CC Sabathia, Peyton Manning, Steve Nash, Greg Oden.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
dang, that's some good company
Every other guy on that list has won the MVP, Finals/Super Bowl MVP or Cy Young Award.
that's genius!
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Crap, on ESPN America they replaced PTI with Jim Rome is Burning
Yeah, burning a hole in my brain. Now I have to finally pay for Insider.
My parents have goats
They are cute goats and come and sit in your lap like a puppy and cuddle. They also eat your clothes and poop on your shoes with lil’ pebble poops.
Pebble poops is coco puffs to you
according to Tom
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't yell at me
It was Tommy !!
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU LOOKs LIKE BIG SUKE!!!
sorta
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
you like to cubans when you eat goat food
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm listening to BFT
And they’re talking about the Erin Andrews video. I did a Google search and clicked video and it was right there. I feel bad for looking at it and feel really bad for Erin Andrews. The whole ordeal is creepy.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
It’s even more crazy that the media is talking about the video. All that’s going to do is cause the creeps who haven’t heard of the vid yet to start searching for it.
I will rip Cloudy's nubile body in half.
like Tom
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I had a little struggle with that but it’s on every major news station and they are talking about it on the radio. It’s not like it is a secret.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
some of the news stories
say it has a virus in it.
by DrivetheLane on Jul 20, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Could be anybody
But now someone like me who didn’t know her, now knows her and she doesn’t lose her virtues as a good lady because it was sneaked out.
That’s why I think the Vanessa Hudgens pics were “stolen and leaked”. Accidentally on purpose.
I wouldn't be surprised
It has happened plenty of times before.
It could be real, but how it was taken (what peephole works that way in a modern hotel?) and how she immediately agreed it was her and the big media storm about it makes me think more cynically about it.
How does that work
What sort of peephole can you see anything besides a shadow when peeking through it?
the story I read
said that it might not be a peephole, but that somebody drilled a hole in the wall and used one of those mini cameras.
i don’t think Erin Andrews would do this for publicity. If she did, why wouldn’t she just pose for Playboy or something?
by DrivetheLane on Jul 20, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Because then she is "slutty"
This makes her much more well known than being in Playboy.
The point isn’t to let people see her naked, it is to be more well known.
The hole drilled in the wall makes more sense. That isn’t a peephole (I watched the video just now). It looks more like a porthole on a ship.
Although the camera is clearly handheld
Making the hole a big hole, because of how the camera moves.
I am an expert in this, apparently.
What bothers me
Is what if that hole has been there a long time and this is just the first celebrity they taped?
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
Maybe .....
it was a Porthole on a ship and maybe a scuba diver followed her ship while it was on a 3 hour tour…and then used suction cups to climb up the side and peeked inside the porthole and then suctioncupped the camera to the porthole….and then told them to let him know when they were done……that is my theory
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
that's not a bad point about the "slutty" factor.
this just seems really out of character for her I guess. And there’s a lot of stuff posted about the links to the video having all sorts of viruses and stuff too. So maybe she’s not doing it to get famous, but to rob everybody and get filthy rich!
by DrivetheLane on Jul 20, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
If she was involved with it leaking out (or, more likely, her management)
They wouldn’t be the ones attaching a virus to it, but bad peoples out there who like to play mean pranks on people who wanna see her naked would.
I honestly got no real clue if it is leaked on purpose or not
But what I do know for certain is that she is a million times more well known and famous now, and since she is just a TV personality/host this will help her career immensely.
This will help her career very much and she doesn’t suffer any hits to her reputation. Win/win, as long as she isn’t hung up on people seeing her naked.
Andrews was already pretty well known and famous
There aren’t too many male sports fans who didn’t know who she was prior to this video being linked.
In her field, yes
She was a sideline reporter, no? Someone most people ignore?
Now she is known to a much bigger segment of the population for being a pretty lady, and gets tons of free publicity as well, without losing any integrity.
She wasn’t that famous, only to guys who pay attention to side reporters. That isn’t that big of a group, but feels bigger if you watch ESPN.
Before this
You go and ask a random person on the street who Erin Andrews is, you’d likely get a “who?” unless they had a sports t-shirt on.
Now people will say “who?” and then you bring up the tape and they’ll say “ohh, her”.
Another way to put it
Everyone here knows who Dan Patrick is. He is much more famous than Erin Andrews.
Dan Patrick is not very famous outside of a certain segment of the population. Erin Andrews is famous to a much smaller segment.
Dan Patrick is the race car driver
or the guy in that sandler movie “the longest yard”?
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 20, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess
but it seems to me that 99% of the people who would google Andrews looking for the tape already knew exactly who she was.
She is a great sideline reporter
The fact that she’s gorgeous is just the icing on the cake. I just wanted to say that because I think she’s an awesome lady.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
She’s good, but I think her Beauty actually detracts from the job she does… the kids are too busy trying to hit on her/wipe the drool to listen to her questions
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 20, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The majority, sure
But with it being on the local news and all over the radio, people like me who hardly know who she is now know who she is and what she looks like.
Even without looking for the video, the NEWS of the video is what makes her famous.
In a world where male actors and female actors are set up to “date” by their own management teams to get pictures taken and to boost their profiles, and models and young stars get stuff leaked all the time for the same, I don’t think it’s that unlikely someone the average person doesn’t know would be somehow involved with trying to boost their profile in a major way.
If this was nearly coinciding with a release or debut of something she is involved with
It would be more fishy.
It might be, I dunno, I don’t know her or what she does. SHE IS NOTHING TO ME.
You're the jksnake99 of pop culture
And a poop for brains!
Just kidding about the poop for brains part. You know I don’t think you got poop for brains because you seem like a smart guy. Smart guys don’t have poop for brains.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
I doubt she knew it was being filmed, but maybe she was approached by a blackmailer later about keeping it secret and decided this was better for her career…
.
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.
.
also, the peepholes in hotel doors can be unscrewed and turned around so that you can see into the room through it, just like you would see out normally
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 20, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I doubt the blackmail part
Not much leverage for the blackmailer and her career is only helped by this.
The peephole mighta’ been reversed, but if ya put up even a small handheld camera up to a peephole looking the correct way, you don’t really get a good picture. Plus, there is no distortion from the peephole’s wide angle lense in the video.
This is more likely to be a drilled hole than a peephole in either direction.
Like I said
Apparently I am on expert on these matters.
I deal with cameras and stuff for my work, so I sorta know how this doesn’t look like what it us supposed to look like from that experience. Pointing a camera lense into a real-life peephole lense doesn’t get you anything you can see from either direction.
one more odd thought… it’s low quality in several segments… possible a cell phone camera?
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 20, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
you sickos
all watched the video :P
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
no, I’m at work… but I read about it and saw a couple censored screen caps
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 20, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
mmhmmm
sure
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
hey, you gotta draw the line somewhere… it may be a dashed line, but it’s still a line
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 20, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
haha true
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
A blackmailer leads right into a made for Lifetime movie staring Melissa Joan Hart as Erin Andrews though
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 20, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
ok, maybe Tiffany Amber Theissen… but that’s it, I don’t know anymore actresses on lifetime
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 20, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Like me
I am that creep.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 20, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Pastime Poorer Tom
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
by tominhawaii on Jul 20, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's Down
Tom is humming this to himself
I’m down (I’m really down)
How can you laugh when you know I’m down
(How can you laugh) When you know I’m down.
We’re all alone and there’s nobody else,
Mort still moan: “Keep your hands to yourself!”
I’m Down
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Man
I need to make list again. I was down to just one guy, so I was going by memory. If I add you to the list, I’ll have to write it down.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
how the hell did I get off the list in the first place
I must be getting lazy
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I pardoned everyone but one guy
I had a lot of guys on there as a joke and it was kind of stupid since I was the only guy who saw the list. Making a joke for myself really wasn’t that funny.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
after the first coupla times
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Real question
How many people here let it mellow if it is yellow?
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
not me!!!
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
there would be no problem
if they would just let me pee outside like I want to
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
My brother potty trained his son by teaching him to pee outside
He liked peeing in the bushes so they ran with it. Instead of going in his diaper, he wanted to go outside and pee on a bush. Alabama Man!
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
That do sound like Alabamy
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Mortimer still does that
Why Mortimer has gone poop in all 50 states. He’s pooped with the Pope. He pooped in Paris. He pooped in Perth at a penitentiary filled with pedophiles and perpetrators of public pooping after committing a phelony. Mortimer poops everywhere.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
I sometimes flush just to watch clean water go down
by In Walks Rudy on Jul 20, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to flush early and would have to double flush
I stopped doing that because I felt like I was wounding mother earth.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
I felt like that once...
then I remembered the old rain cycle… and flushed again.
by In Walks Rudy on Jul 20, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Second real question, same subject
How many guys go potty sitting down at night so they don’t have to turn on any lights?
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
no need
I have super night time vision
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
and my pee glows with brilliance found nowhere else in nature
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The bathroom in our room is darker than Kobe's heart
If I turn on the light, I wake up my wife and if I try to do it any other way, I only hear splashing intermittently and the results get me in trouble.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
my wife went on a kick
where she florecsent’s for every fixture in the house…..the bathroom lights are take about 3mins to come to their full brightness (not kidding). I just turn the light on
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
My wife decided we need night-lights in every bathroom, so I pee by the weird blue glow of those
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 20, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
makes my pee look green by the way
"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane
by The Arkitect on Jul 20, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice reference.
I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it
Seriously
I only do if there is a sense of uncertianty
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
you gotta have faith in your juice slinger. it's no fun if you cheat.
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I know my bathroom well enough to not need the light
the success rate is high
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Another questionable question
Does anyone ever confuse 22baylor with leeroyjenkins? I often do it because they are both left handed.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
So they're saying Steve McNair was twice the legal alcohol limit when he was killed.
subtle question: WHO CARE IF YOU ARE TWICE THE LEGAL DRIVING LIMIT IF YOU ARE SITTING ON THE COUCH????
that’s all for now
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I suppose it's an easy way to describe how much alcohol was in his system
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
They're good!
I’m not crazy about Gavin’s opinion on thangs, but Casey is decent and Dave is Dave. Dave is very smart and wise and even-handed.
Its like an hour long, so listen up, pal-e-boy-o-mine!
Did you see the comment I made awhile back
that insinuated that you had wear like twelve of these at a time back in college ….mainly because you were dating a “full figured” girl and there were “compatibility” issues, and this was how you got your nickname?
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I must have missed that
so you’re saying I like big women and I’ll get an expensive sports car later in life to compensate for shortcomings?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
More or less
(less)
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Say what you will about Comcast, but their telephone support people are great.
Here’s a fun JD discussion.
Name your least favorite company based on a terrible experience you had with them.
My vote is Cingular.
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Cingular is the "New" AT&T Wireless
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm about to find out about Comcast's phone support shortly
Setting up a Tivo as I type.
To be fair to Comcast, I typically have good phone experiences with them, with the exception of the QAM changeover. I expect them to be pretty good when I work with them tonight.
I should probably lower expectations huh?
i don't think i've ever had an issue over the phone.
their mindset seems to be “let’s find a deal for this guy so he’ll like us more”, which is not normal. I called in today because I moved and I’m stupid, and couldn’t set up the wireless network by myself. After fixing my issue, he offered to send me free movie rental vouchers to make up for the “hassle of having to call in.” As if it was their fault that I’m a tard.
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The last time I called with a real problem
I’d just picked up a cable box to watch the NHL playoffs in high def, and the box was DOA, causing me to miss the HD broadcast. The person was apologetic, took care of discounting my service for the month, and called me back the next day to make sure I was taken care of.
I’m not always thrilled with Comcast the company, but they do have some good customer service people working for them.
Comcast is at their best tonight
As soon as I told them I wanted to activate a Tivo with cablecard, I was put on hold for 5 minutes and transferred to billing.
Always expect good support
but keep in mind they are not experts in other peoples equipment
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh absolutely
It’s one of the reasons I finally broke down and bought a Tivo as opposed to a cablecard setup for a Windows PC. They tend to at least deal with Tivo’s regularly.
Is that the kind of Tivo with CableCards in it?
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Those are pretty cool
once you get the card paired up with the device
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Sucks
Good luck
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks. I'm sure it'll get resolved tomorrow
Never done the Tivo thing, very curious if it’s as nice as a well-configured pc.
People usually become Tivo-philes
pretty easily from what I hear
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I've always been a home theater pc guy
And I’ll still have one hooked up in here, for music, videos, dvd player etc. Unfortunately there’s no way to do cablecard on a htpc without spending a ton of money and hoping it’ll work. There’s so many complaints, and the industry (not comcast in particular!) has made cablecard so cumbersome, to the point that it’s easier to use the lock-in solutions.
Tivo was built by htpc fans, so I’ll be interested in trying it out. It won’t do everything (hence why I still need a pc hooked up), but it should still be pretty nice I hope. Can’t wait to get it working.
There is supposed to be a CC v.2 coming
maybe it will be better….it’s main feature is that it will be interactive (OnDemand) ….we will see
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.....what have you heard?
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Just that it keeps getting delayed
I know PC folks are dreading it because they’re concerned it’ll kill cablecard for pc’s due to the increased restrictions. I actually considered waiting to get a Tivo until they added Tru2way support. But it always seems to be 6 months away, and refurb Tivo’s are fairly cheap right now.
Time Warner Cable
half the people are really helpful, the other half I can’t understand what they’re saying.
by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 20, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Hawaiian Electric
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
by tominhawaii on Jul 21, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Brilliant!
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I think we should make up a definition for brillant
sounds like a cleanser of some kind.
Tough stains? Use Brillant!
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I submit Brilliant is the "new" nasty
Since Guinness is, in fact, nasty.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
someone tried to create an imitation JD.
i hear crickets emanating from that post
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There's a new JD up?
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
no. a non junker is trying to be cool.
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Does this mean you like me now?
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Where is it?
in your mythical mind?
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
my theory is that you hate all men under age 30. am i right?
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If that's the case
She only got a few more months to do that in regards to moi.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Good
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Yeah
I’ll go & do that.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
junk credentials have to be earned, and the wannabe ain't earned his.
yes, i am going all elite about the junk drawer
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I won't ever create one
Because I"m not a Bedger and I’m lazy and don’t feel like coming up with a topic.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
The topic is rarely talked about for long.
Except for the movie one. That one was crazy.
I cry for Mike.
The one hit wonder was cool
Unless that wasn’t a few days ago.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh cool
I stand by previous statement then. (Honestly, I’m hiding in the JD because I’m very tired of the topics at StR. There’s been a rash of some new readers, with good things to say, but on topics I’ve already gone over many times already.)
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
There’s been a rash of some new readers, with good things to say, but on topics I’ve already gone over many times already
Yeah, that’s especially tough with the SBN format. With a regular forum style, you could at least search for the old thread, and bump it up if you have something new to say (and you can teach newbies to do that). But with SBN, someone will bring up an oft-discussed topic, and all the new folks will re-discuss it, even though there are multiple posts in the archive with a similar theme.
It’s hard to search for, and impossible to bump.
It's not helping that I have school either
It’s taking up too much of my time as is, and I had to drop a class cuz I hadn’t turned in an assignment. (I’ll admit I am dumb sometimes.)
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Don't worry, after you graduate, you'll have dreams about it.
You’ll wake up and think you missed an assignment, or forgot about a class all quarter and now have a final.
LOL @ forgot about a class all qtr
That’s impressive.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
And the bookstore doesn't have the textbook anymore so you can't study
Not that it matters. When you get the test, it’ll be in some language that you almost recognize, but it’s not quite English. And everybody around you is talking so that you can’t concentrate and the pencil keeps breaking or the test paper is so thin that when you write on it it tears.
I graduated years ago, but I have ’em all.
Jd's are cool
Do you really think I honestly start popping off one day just for the hell of it. (I’ve been long aware of them.)
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
OUCH!
his one follower spurned him in favor of cleaning the kitchen
well have fun with your blatant rip off of the JD… lol I gotta start cleaning the old kitchen… :(
by In Walks Rudy on Jul 20, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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later man by cavejunctionblazer on Jul 20, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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Perhaps he has no brain
Like you.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I take that back; You have a brain
It looks just like this:
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Perhaps we need to re-establish the "One JD per day unless we pass 1000 comments" idea. :)
by Timmay! on Jul 20, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
rizzec
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Worst movie synopsis ever?
“Martin Lawrence, Raven Symone
HD Version-An over protective father accompanies his college-bound daughter on a trip to visit potential campuses-but crazy obstacles make this a hilarious, unforgettable adventure! With Donny Osmond."
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If you haven't seen this hilarity from Reggie Theus
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
that was awesome.
safe to say Nate the Great would not have said that.
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There's a reason Nate Mac is still a NBA coach too
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
(I don't think it bothered Paul Westphal that Nate ended up having so much success after he got fired there)
But, I have a hunch.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
Couldnt get a ticket, it was a sold out show
Heard the roar of the crowd, he could picture the scene
Put his ear to the wall, then like a distant scream
He heard one guitar, just blew him away
He saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day
Bought a beat up six string in a secondhand store
Didnt know how to play it, but he knew for sure
That one guitar, felt good in his hands
Didnt take long, to understand
Just one guitar, slung way down low
Was one way ticket, only one way to go
So he started rockin
Aint never gonna stop
Gotta keep on rockin
Someday hes gonna make it to the top
And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
Hes a juke box hero
He took one guitar, juke box hero, stars in his eyes
Juke box hero, hell come alive tonight
In a town without a name, in a heavy downpour
Thought he passed his own shadow, by the backstage door
Like a trip through the past, to that day in the rain
And that one guitar made his whole life change
Now he needs to keep rockin
He just cant stop
Gotta keep on rockin
That boy has got to stay on top
And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
Hes a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
Yeah, juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
With that one guitar hell come alive
Come alive tonight
Yeah, hes gotta keep rockin
He just cant stop
Gotta keep on rockin
That boy has got to stay on top
And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
Hes a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
Just one guitar, put stars in his eyes
Hes just a juke box hero, aah aah aah
Juke box hero, juke box hero, hes got stars in his eyes
Stars in his eyes
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Urgent .....Urgent
Emergency
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
URGENT UPDATE
ill be back dinner time
by cavejunctionblazer on Jul 20, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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You should start commenting.
Keep him company when he comes back. Or invite him to join the JD.
I cry for Mike.
is that the Bedge equivalent of helping an old lady across the street?
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by TheTinfoil on Jul 20, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I say let him stay there
Since he wants to be a dum-dum.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
It's not sad
It’s downright pathetically stupid.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
i don't have a good answer to that question
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there was a good 12 minute interval between posts.
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I think maybe YOU are cavejunctionblazer and are trying to get people to go join in.
I cry for Mike.
That's a low blow even for you
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Damn
I thought teenage girls were supposed to be nice…..
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Because you have more class than me? :P
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
But I'm going to give you a break now
I got too much homework to do to make bothering you feel worthwhile.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Baby, babe, let’s get together.
Honey, hon, me and you.
And do the things, ah, do the things
That we like to do.
Do a little dance, make a little love,
Get down tonight.
Get down tonight.
Do a little dance, make a little love,
Get down tonight.
Get down tonight.
Baby, babe, I’ll meet you,
Same place, same time.
Where we can get together
And ease up our mind.
Do a little dance, make a little love,
Get down tonight.
Get down tonight.
Do a little dance, make a little love,
Get down tonight.
Get down tonight.
Do a little dance, make a little love,
Get down tonight.
Get down tonight.
Get down, get down, get down, get down,
Get down tonight baby.
Get down, get down, get down, get down,
Get down tonight baby.
Get down, get down, get down, get down,
Get down tonight baby.
Get down, get down, get down, get down,
Get down tonight baby.
Get down, get down, get down, get down,
Get down tonight baby.
Get down, get down, get down, get down,
Get down tonight baby.
Get down, get down, get down, get down,
Get down tonight baby.
Get down, get down, get down, get down,
Get down tonight baby.
Get down, get down, get down, get down,
Get down tonight baby.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Clearly not Casey.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I’m your boogie man, that’s what I am.
I’m here to do whatever I can.
Be it early morning, late afternoon
Or at midnight. It’s never too soon
To want to please you,
To want to keep you
To want to do it all, all for you
I want to be your, be your rubber ball.
I want to be the boy you love most of all.
I’m your boogie man, I’m your boogie man.
Turn me on!
I’m your boogie man, I’m your boogie man.
I’ll do what you want.
I’m your boogie man, that’s what I am.
I’m here to do whatever i can.
Be it early morning, late afternoon.
Or at midnight. it’s never too soon
To want to take you, to want to hold you.
I want to give my all, all to you.
And I want you to completely understand.
Wherever I’m at, wherever I am,
I’m your boogie man, I’m your boogie man.
Turn me on!
I’m your boogie man, I’m your boogie man.
I’ll do what you want.
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice!
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
One of the hardest things to do on this site...
… is to read a comment or post that you strongly, strongly disagree with, then to just decide, “I’m letting it go”, because replying to the comment will not do anything but cause more animosity.
I just did that, but I felt so strongly frustrated at the comment (It was one of those “how DARE you criticize [name redacted]?” comment, as if a public figure should be magically off-limits from criticism) that I needed to vent for a second away from the thread.
Ok. There, all better. Ahhhhh, relaxation.
It's almost required here
I fully accept it and try to embrace it. I’m a pretty relaxed and level guy, but even I have moments where I want to make comments that I know are the exact opposite of constructive.
Or just as bad, a comment that would be fair but completely unwelcome nonetheless (sometimes my opinions are opposite of the typical here)
Yup
I figure if it makes me mad, then it’s not worth commenting. I’ve never been made angry by a compelling argument.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
by tominhawaii on Jul 21, 2009 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I strongly disagree with your post
you smell funny and your dog doesn’t even like you
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Pookey
I like your knowledge of the game and overall smart ass tude but twice today I have had your lyrics cut and paste thing stall out the JD,please include notation or tablature or dial it back a little.
by southern oregon on Jul 20, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
There is a link in there
But, I guess it may not be showing up for you. Sorry it’s stalling you out SO.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Not dissing you
SBN has been weird lately
by southern oregon on Jul 20, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
No no that's fine
I’m glad you said something.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Is it all the lyrics I've posted?
Or just the one’s tonight?
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Not the first time I get to the last couple lines of a cut and paste and it stalls
Not just you.
by southern oregon on Jul 20, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah okay
I’ll try posting the link at the very top for you in the future. Would that help?
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Lets try that
I am cool with music input as long as it dont make things less functional
by southern oregon on Jul 20, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I just wanna add my kind of flavor
It’s an easy simple way to do so. But, if it’s screwing folks up, it’s defeating the purpose. I’ll try that.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
You don't count
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Unless it was stalling your browser like SO
Shut it.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Okay
You probably need a new browser. And, how doesn’t jpeg’s stall your browser? (I’m using my home laptop now, but when I’m at school I do have a problem with the Bedge JD which is why I don’t usually post when I’m there.)
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Fat chance
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Do you just post the lyrics to whatever song you are listening to
or just a random song that you think of?
I cry for Mike.
Ummm
Mostly what I’m listening to, but I thought the Juke Box Hero would be a good lyrical contribution. That was when I was coming back from Walgreens listening to my iPod though. (KC & the Sunshine band was something that came on the radio though.)
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
your interrogation is hilarious
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The rural update
Last nite there was a dead skunk in the road[what else is new?] I was leaving out early before the paving crew started and noticed that a buzzard had drug it into the ditch and it was smelling real strong. My spies tell me that the paving crew spoocked the buzzard and it pucked skunk flavored buzzard puke close enough to make the rigs to still smell at the end of the day.
by southern oregon on Jul 20, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
It means that when you mess with the buzzard you get the skunk.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Buzzard yakked a Skunk
you get the fun smell of Vomit and Skunk
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That's gross
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Yes.....it is
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
The important part is that you sided with the buzzer right?
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Not specifically (thank god)
but yeah….I got the general idea
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It's interesting how buzzards puke when they get nervous
I was talking with a wildlife rehab lady a few weeks ago and she has a vulture in a compound as an educational bird, but it’s sort of new and isn’t used to a lot of visitors yet. So naturally, it gets spooked and pukes a lot. She’d had a boyscout troop there a couple of days earlier and this barfing bird was a big, big hit. A bunch of parents called her to let her know how much their sons had enjoyed that and that they couldn’t stop talking about it.
If you scare them off off of a meal and make them fly they will hurl and its not pretty on a motorcycle
Strange deal for the last few weeks,buzzards hanging out in the thermals here is common anywhere between 5 or more than 20 all summer but at least 2 young red tails are hanging out with them every day
by southern oregon on Jul 20, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
i think i'm a buzzard
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
I cooked a 5lb roast beef
in the slow cooker untill it fell apart. I then shredded that and saved it. I then took all the liquid in the crock pot and and strained all the solids out it and put it back in the slow cooker and added carrots, onions, potatos and a little bit of the beef and made this rockin beef soup. We have been eatin’ on it for a couple of days now. Make shredded beef enchiladas and BBQ beef sandwiches …plus a couple of quarts of the soup
"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me
I'm envious
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
That sounds rather awesome
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
What is also cool
is that it cost about $7 for all of it
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
No that's wicked awesome homey
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I did something similar with a pork roast
Pulled pork sandwichs ….plus soup (white beans and veggies)
I have been pretty happy with these
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Hard to imagine
Something crumbles on you, and messes up it’s function, and yet you get more out of it than you were originally expecting. How is that not absolutely awesome?
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh yeah
and the 2nd time was on purpose….so even better
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely
I stand by previous comment that you’re making me drool, and I’m not even hungry.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Have you tried
the crockpot chicken tacos recipe? One of the keys is making sure you use a salsa you’re a big fan of. It helps it come together.
I need to cook once in awhile...
Cuz yall are making me hungry and I’m not even hungry.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Sounds good
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Is using the peppers & onions wise?
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Have you done it both ways?
Or was it just that once?
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
We've tried it once with the peppers and onions
We liked it enough that we’ve been meaning to do it again, but haven’t. I don’t know if we’d skip the peppers and onions though, since we liked the result.
Any particular concern about the peppers and onions?
Worried that it overwhelms the flavor? Or just not a big fan?
You could probably get away with leaving them out. A good spicy salsa tends to already have peppers and onions in it anyway.
I like peppers and onions anyway
So I’m almost always predicated to adding them.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Besides.....with Peppers and Onions
it is basically fajitas…….which are bueno!!
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Muy Bueno!
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Si
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
nice, reminds me of my grandmas brisket
or roasting a pork shoulder. I love slow cooking large chunks o’ meat.
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
I tryed doing a Brisket once
It was good but didn’t cook it long enough
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
pic or it didn't happen
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
by tominhawaii on Jul 21, 2009 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Tonight I feel so weak
But all in love is fair
I turn the other cheek
And I feel the slap and the sting of the foul night air
And I know youre only human
And I havent got talking room
But tonight while Im making excuses
Some other woman is making love to you
Somebody bring me some water
Cant you see Im burning alive
Cant you see my babys got another lover
I dont know how Im gonna survive
Somebody bring me some water
Cant you see its out of control
Babys got my heart and my babys got my mind
But tonight the sweet devils got my soul
When will this aching pass
When will this night be through
I want to hear the breaking glass
I only feel the steel of the red hot truth
And Id do anything to get it out of my mind
I need some insanity that temporary kind
Tell me how will I ever be the same
When I know that woman is whispering your name
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Steve walks warily down the street,
With the brim pulled way down low
Aint no sound but the sound of his feet,
Machine guns ready to go
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, Im gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
How do you think Im going to get along,
Without you, when youre gone
You took me for everything that I had,
And kicked me out on my own
Are you happy, are you satisfied
How long can you stand the heat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him
You can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him
When hes down
But Im ready, yes Im ready for you
Im standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating the sound of the beat
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
When I was Teenager
When I was Teenager we were rockin out to this one at my friends house who happed to live across from a mortuary….which we thought was closed for the day (it was Saturday) when a whole funeral party came out of the building….needless to say they were PO’d …big time
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by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Aight Junkers
I’m out. (SO, let me know if those lyrics bothered you.)
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Ok i will
Your posting lyrics is interfering with my enjoyment of this JD because the last one stalled it again and it took me 2 minutes to post this reply,go do your home work school boy
by southern oregon on Jul 20, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
Let's get this party started!!!!!!!!!! Watup Cool Kids? Miss ya
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
I saw Prez today...man, he looks OOOOGLLY...
that fall he had basically made him 2 – Face…20 stitches and half his face scratched up…right eye all blue and swollen….i punched his left so it all balances out
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
actually he looks worst than the pics...everything is settling in so his face is basically purple
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
He will look more manly and rugged with a few facial scars
by southern oregon on Jul 20, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
anyone got Scars? that might be an interesting JD
i a big one under my chin from trying to jump a chain link, landed on my face…too immigrant to know what a hospital was and ended up with a perma gash
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
I got one falling off a scooter
there was a little lever that helped it fold up and it went into me leg about 3 inches deep. It sucked!
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
I dont know I was like 12
I think it was a razor?
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
oh ok, i thought you were talking about a Vespa...hahahah
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Nah one like this
The little lever was sticking out and it fell with me and my leg went into it
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
i got a perma bump in my shin
i took a line drive from a catcher from Westside Christian last year and it got a bump that swelled up to about egg size within 5 minutes of it happening. my coach was convinced that i ended up shattering the bone but we never went to the doctor to check since i was able to walk limp around.
it happened about 1.5 years ago and i still have a bump and if you feel it the shin is still kinda messed up…
i also have a nice scar on my forehead from running into a coffee table when playing tag with my sister when i was about 3
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I once slid down a full flight of stairs on my knees
the day of the final in the spanish volleyball under-15 championship with all my luggage slung over my back (so my hands where unavailble). I came out unharmed, I played the game, we won, went to worlds the next year… but I had yellow, blue, green, purple shins for the full 3 months of summer.
Scar on my chin
Got it split open playing football.
Several scars on and around my lips, from when my dog bit my lips almost-off. The top lip was dangly and the bottom was split open. If ya see my lips though (and you will), ya can’t tell.
Scar below my lip from when I was 4 and busted it on the corner of the coffee table. This scar is more noticeable than the dog-bites-lip-off scar, which is funny to me.
Scars on both knees from baseball; I stole a lot of bases and before I learned to slide correctly, my knees with get bloody.
he should be alright...he was lucky...the fall broke his helmet, gave him 20 stitches but no concussion...
i make a joke here but he’s pretty beaten up…however, i did laugh a lot when he told me the story
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Broke his helmet?
One of my vast herd of nephews was riding bikes with his pals in Seattle and he was the only one wearing a helmet,a cop stopped them and gave him a “ticket” to a Mariners game and brain buckets got very popular with the local kids
by southern oregon on Jul 20, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, his helmet shattered when he hit the ground head first...
that’s cool..yeah, i don’t see anyone without a helmet anymore…or do i ever see bike riders that don’t look like Lance Armstrong in their spandex riding to work…
as a matter of fact, i saw half the “Spin” class at 24 hour fitness fully decked in biking spandex…
that’s odd to me…
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Thanks for the update on Prez. I just came back to ask if anyone knows
how he is and here you are with all the info on our invalid. Tell him to take care of himself.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
lol
when i’m in spin class i bring a portable fan that i rigged up to the pedals that adjusts the power according to how fast i peddle to simulate real movement.
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by Philthyanimal on Jul 20, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
ugh i have a strong dislike for bikers nowadays
they always ride around my house on the weekend and they are total zachs.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
no it's not
Sanchez wasn’t too bad tonight though
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
the Giants need to make a trade in order to have any chance at the playoffs
If they decide not to give up any of the youngsters, though, I guess I will understand… since they are more than 1 player away from true contention. As long as they don’t trade Lincecum, Cain, Sandoval, Baumgarner or Posey I’m willing to accept whatever. It sure would be nice to have an average to above average player at 1B or 2B though.
I’m kind of worried about the Sadowski start tomorrow. I think he’s about to have some serious regression to the mean. The Giants might start missing Johnson pretty soon…
trade for Halladay?
Alderson + Villalona + Noonan + Sanchez?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I don't think I would do it
The reason being that the Giants would likely be getting less than 2 years of Halladay and I don’t think they will be true title contenders during that time, even with him. The Dodgers, Phillies, Red Sox, Yankees and Rays are all a lot better than the Giants.
The Giants need to eventually use their surplus of pitching (probably dealing Alderson or Sanchez or both) to upgrade their offense, or pray Posey becomes a monster and Villalona fast tracks to the bigs. I’ll understand if they don’t do so this year, even though I would like it.
Man, the Zito contact could very well cost the Giants dearly over the next few years. With that money, its easy to imagine them signing above average players at 1B and 2B and being in contention right now.
Most professional basketball website ever: The Mexican Basketball Federation. Via Hoopshype.
Eduardo Najera is sure proud to suit up for Team Mexico
lol
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by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 21, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Can this be the next poll in the newest JD? And will whoever makes the JD please call it the L-Train Drawer for just the first hour? Please?
is Elgin out of the closet yet?
i heard that 5-8% of Bedgers are gay…
by DrexlerRules on Jul 20, 2009 10:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
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im listening to simmons podcast
and the guy on it is just praising donnie walsh. That makes me sick to my stomach, this guy is getting praised for a hope and a dream of lebron signing in nyc, this guy has done nothing but get rid of a few contracts and hire a no brainer coach. I hope nothing happens in the summer of 2010 so that everyone sees that all he has put together is a team full of mediocre players.
He is trying to bring back financial responsibility. That was lost in the MSG under Dolan and Thomas. And Dolan is still there, so it's not easy.
They spent too much money on a done Ewing. Then on Houston. And then even on duds like Marbury, Curry, Jeffries, J. James, …
Even if no LeBron comes, it still makes more sense to start with a new young team. Honestly I was happy for them that Hill and Kidd didn’t go there. Don’t know what they were thinking with those moves.
i understand that
but i feel like people are appointing him as being a golden boy when that team has no clear direction. He has done a good job of clearing out bad contracts but i feel that it won’t be him that brings them back to the promise land. Maybe i will be proven wrong, maybe once he gets some draft picks he will do a complete job of rebuilding that team but i think NY fans should still have a wait and see approach to how good of a gm he is. don’t just assume he is going to make the right moves when he gets the chance
by phillyduck23 on Jul 21, 2009 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions
For some unexplained reason I just don't like you. No offense.
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Why did you delete the other junk drawer?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
It wasn't actually my JD, It was just called the L-Train Drawer. Ben said he didn't delete it so maybe BaB deleted it himself.
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Damn. I was proud of my AK1984 impression
...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...
Now accessible for R rated comments at thetinfoil@gmail.com
Here you go.
"Kevin Pritchard, General Manager of the Portland Trailblazers, attender of Kansas, has failed in his mission to improve the Trailblazers during this, the 2009 offseason, by extending contract offers to David Lee of the New York Knicks, Ramon Session of the Milwaukee Bucks or Lamar Odom of the Los Angeles Lakers."
I cry for Mike.
I saved it as a PDF too
I tried to reply and it didn’t work so I opened a new window and saw the JD was gone. I can e-mail it to you. My e-mail is on my profile.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
Do you still have my email?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Tom lured me into emailing him with a promise of macadamia nuts.
They were covered in what appeared to be chocolate so I was afraid to eat them for fear of what it really was. After awhile they dried out and I made charming little dangly earrings out of them and sent them to all my friends and relatives as xmas presents.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
No I dumped my old one
It was like 10 years old and getting at least 500 spams a day with many making it into my inbox. My new e-mail is on my profile.
If you fall I will catch you
I'll be waiting
This random deleting of the JD has got to stop.
I logged on to misspell a one-word comment (aidos), and I wanted that framed in eternity.
But more importantly I never finished reading the good stuff!!!!!!!
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
who wrote yesterdays JD?
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THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
i.e. the one that got deleted (today's actually)
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THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
New JD by NORSK fellas
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/7/21/957125/junk-drawer-gate-july-22
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