With all that’s happened, and as many reports as have been published, both in places with good reputations and in places of ill repute, I refuse to believe anything that’s printed unless it is confirmed by the front office. And even then, I’ll take it with a grain of salt. Reporters have cried wolf too many times. Their reputations have collectively become more than tarnished. It’s plumb rusted through as far as I’m concerned.

Yet I still eat it up. What kind of monsters are they! What have they done to me! Argh! and Double Argh!!