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7/16 Junk Drawer - Lost in Translation




What's your favorite place to visit ???  Country/State/City/etc...

 

Anyone been outside the states and seen some strange stuff...??? well i have.  please share your stories here...lets make the belly roll tonight.

 

1.  Mexico:  Saw this vending machine...i cut off my bro's pick for some reason...his big fat smile is not PC to include here..

 

Negrito

 

2.  India is an awesome country...and I couldn't leave out an MJ Tribute

 

 

3.  China is cool too...Hong Kong is a lil' crazy but the ish...This is for all you Harry Potter nuthuggers

 

HP

 

4.  I can't forget about Turkey...they have Hedo but they also have Star Trek!!

 

 

5.  i can't forget Spain...i love Spain and fanfaraway,anlmart1, medmelon...and I love Holy Week in Spain!!!  just to add to our religious talks here..this is how our fellow Spaniards dress up during Holy Week to the left...and the right is of course USA:

 

spain

 

6.  i almost forgot PRISON for our old JailBlazers...and of course the Philippines

 

7..  of course, no place like the United States of AMerica where freedom means a lot of things...including flipping the bird to BRP:

 

p1 p2 p3

 

so anyone else had a Lost in Translation moment online or offline????

 

stay cool forever!!

 

- BRP

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San Francisco, CA

my favorite City to visit

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 15, 2009 11:28 PM PDT reply actions  

nice.

I love San Fran too.

I cry for Mike.

by Roybot on Jul 15, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

you guys should get married there

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 15, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

psssh

I dumped roybot for a real relationship :P

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 15, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

with claire?

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Jul 15, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

she wishes

lol

(sorry claire…)

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 15, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Claire has ditched the JD. kind of inexcusable.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 15, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 15, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think shes in boston

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Jul 15, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

no layups…. or excuses.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 15, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

or sox fans... blech

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 15, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I commend her..

fly far.. far.. far away..

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 15, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, she can FB but she can't drop by to say hi on the JD

lets have Prez ban her for a day then ask her to join the Claire Commemorative JD

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 15, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

she’d come back if prez banned me

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 15, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Jul 15, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 15, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

in what way?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 15, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

i am not bi.

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 15, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was screaming something else

but you told me to keep that between us.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

were you serious?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 15, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're so insecure...hahahah

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 15, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

good

you had me worried for a minute lol…

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 15, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

no she doesn't...she's a full B

i like them though…

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I joined, and mine does. If you care...

...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...

by TheTinfoil on Jul 16, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Is she Asian? My wife was hoping other Asian women with large breasts would join, and so far it’s mostly been guys from Blazers Edge. I told her she should put up more cleavage shots. I also have a feeling no busty Asian women will join.

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, sadly she is not Asian.

However, Coolio girl was Asian. I would not call hers “big” but they were adequate.

...refusing Coolio's sloppy seconds since 2001...

by TheTinfoil on Jul 16, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

All breasts are adequate

I don’t really have a fetish, if you don’t count butts, and was thinking that since 70% of the people here are Asian, that I should pick an Asian fetish. I decided on Asians with blond hair and Asians with large chests. Not counting overweight women, both traits are pretty rare. I could probably add anything but brown eyes as well. There are a lot of blond Asian women in Seattle.

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take the brown eyes

i’m rather fond of them. toss in some red hair and i’m golden.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dark skin, good booty, breasts don’t matter too much, not too skinny

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

no toothpick skeletor wannabes.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

skin tone doesn't matter to me

but junk in da trunk kinda does lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want a woman

with a good personality. looks just aren’t that important. It’s what’s on the inside that counts.

(i hope I’m winning points)

by DrivetheLane on Jul 16, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

with who?

lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNEW IT!

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

and i at least stalk sexy BEdge girls

you stalk women driving up to BK on a scooter

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 15, 2009 11:28 PM PDT reply actions  

scooters attract me

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 15, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

hot scooter

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 15, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know these things...

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 15, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

trust me

i know these things

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 15, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

sophia looks pissed off in the background!

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 15, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

prez really screwed the pooch on that one

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 15, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 15, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vancouver, BC is a great city

Cleanest and nicest china town and ghetto that I had ever seen.

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 15, 2009 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

food is to die for there...plus only 1.5 hours from Whistler

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 15, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we might go to Whistler next Spring Break

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 15, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should go for the Olympics

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you have already managed to rob a bank.....

then go. Otherwise, it;s looking HUGELY expensive for a visit. I’ve been tracking that (being a relatively nearby Washingtonian) and had even thought about going. But over half hte tickets alloted for US citizens were sold to a package tourism company that is charging more than $30,000 for their packages.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Jul 16, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

30k? that is insane...we went to the Winter Olympics in SLC and stayed at someone's house that rented out their 3rd room...

from there, we got good scalper tickets…scalpers were everywhere…that’s probably the case too for Vancouver

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow forget that

for going to the Olympics at least

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whistler is amazing

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 15, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah....more fun for skiers than boarders though

we ran into the Canadian Women’s World Cup team there…20 or so ladies…very good looking…good times

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 15, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

sexy women too...

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Jul 15, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Fran has some too

plus you figure that there isn’t as much of a male pop interested in em anyways lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 15, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely

and so varied it is like being in a buffet

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 15, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

100% agree

want to move there soon
just spendy

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 16, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, Mr. Posse, it’s going to be July 16th in less than half an hour… your JD will be obsolete quickly.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 15, 2009 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha lost in translation for sure

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 15, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

that Thriller video...is sooo weird it's funny

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 15, 2009 11:37 PM PDT reply actions  

hysterical

vincent price’s thriller rap also makes me happy

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 15, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh that reminds me, i have one more to add

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 15, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Portland count?

Not being in the Northwest anymore, I find I miss Portland and Seattle more than other places. You guys better know how nice you have it!

I went to Texas a few years ago. It was crazy humid; we got caught in the middle of a lightning storm; it was dirty; there was a crazy cricket invasion, and you couldn’t walk without stepping on them, including inside some businesses.

But somehow, we had a great time. Great food, people were really nice, and the drive was outstanding. I have a feeling we’ll need to go back there.

Well, that or Hawaii. The smaller islands are nice and much less touristy, while still having lots of tourist services.

by Timmay! on Jul 15, 2009 11:39 PM PDT reply actions  

i keep forgetting you are not around here anymore...

the summers here is sooo insanely great, anyone who visit would want to stay

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 15, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the Northwest. I’m not leaving.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 15, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're stopping by in a few weeks and are going to hit the Bite of Oregon

Can’t wait, I didn’t get to the Bite when I lived in the area.

My wife didn’t quite get Portland at first, but it grows on her every time we’re there. When we came up for Games 1 and 2, it was 80 degrees, everyone was smiling, and there were dogs everywhere. Oh, and the beer. Can’t forget the beer.

by Timmay! on Jul 15, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Life is more fun being an optimist.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 15, 2009 11:40 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

of course...a smart guy like you should have figure that out a looong time ago...

btw, i didn’t get to ask, how as your Valedictorian speech?

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 15, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, it went really well. The first two people went and were super scripted, so I decided to go completely off the cuff and ditch notes. Ended being good in the end, but I’m still not sure if it was wise to forsake notes completely. :) People liked it and laughed, so it’s all good.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 15, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

coolness...post the video and we'll do Around the Horn on it

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 15, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 15, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

the best part was getting to barb the other speaker, who no one liked… full of herself. She said “Hello, name, so and so, so glad you’re here, prestigious occasion, blah” super formal intro.

I walked up. “Hi, I’m Zach.” Crowd laughed, most of them got the joke.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 15, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

me

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 15, 2009 11:42 PM PDT reply actions  

eh?

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 15, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

him

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 16, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

exactly!

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

YO junkheads

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 15, 2009 11:44 PM PDT reply actions  

roooooooodddddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie 4 threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 15, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

RoodiePhirnandizz

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 15, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cablinasian

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 15, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

watup...how was Dave Chapelle?

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 15, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was sweet!!!!!!!!!!!

i couldnt hear him and he wasnt there for very long, BUT STILL.

BEDGE BALL 2MORO OMG YES FTW

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 15, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha i'll be there, no worries.

i am running low on cash right now though so you think i can pay you back next time we meet up?

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 15, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

doood, no worries...you don't gotta pay me...hahaha

early xmas gift!!!

btw, Prez will be there…

we just played tonight also with some other ballers…i think he was on my team so i can’t really talk trash…he hit a few bombs for sure

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 15, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you serious man??? jiminy christmas, thanks hem.

I’ve been workin on my stroke, i still blow though. unfortunate. haha. i’ll be rackin up the dimes tomorrow night. u gonna be on black team or white team? i will dress accordingly :)

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 16, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is Chapelle going to come back into the spotlight? I miss the days of “Hoodwinked. BamBOOZled.”

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 15, 2009 11:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Chappelle's Show

had some great skits

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 15, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i sure hope so

last night was crazy! it was sad that he only had that one little amp though, could barely hear him…

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 15, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah and what, 4,000 ended up there.

ahhh, twitter. :)

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 15, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm not exaggerating

the crowd at one point rivaled the uprise rally. so many were there that they had to stand across the streets.

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Jul 15, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is unbelievable. Portland is odd.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 15, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

portland is cool....that many shows up...and it was a mellow scene.

nice touch portland

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

for an unplanned event with no staff or security

i was surprised it didnt get worse. it was kinda mellow with no crowd control.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 16, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

10k?!?

yowzers…

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 15, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont know how u estimate that

but you take the uprise rally…it was about that size (or take away 1500 or so). people were rowdy and climbing the starbuicks building flashing people and stuff.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 15, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought there was a police presence. They must’ve really let things go last night

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 15, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

police surrounded the perimeter

but did not take any action at all. it was a riot waiting to happen down there. people were ripping down the canvas walls of the stage bc dave was like 1 hour late.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 16, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

i gotta work

maybe another time.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 15, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

night shift?

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 15, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup its lame

actually i’m doing a night shift followed by a graveyard shift. 16 hrs.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 15, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is insane...how do you not fall asleep?

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 15, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have to pace myself

and bring snacks like sunflower seeds, pistachios, gum, etc.

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Jul 16, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my

I know it’s not the nicest thing in the world to make fun of fat people, however, in this case I think we can make an exception. When you use your scooter which you probably got for free because of disability to get Burger King at the drive through, well, you deserve some ridicule.

BRP-
Is that a photo you took? If so, you should submit it to a website like failblog and see if you can make a few bucks.

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 15, 2009 11:49 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah i agree...my aunt is super obese and i love her as much as my mom (she kinda raised me too since we have a huge family)...

but no, i didn’t take those…hahaha…a friend of mine did and sent them to me

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 15, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

REFRESH POST

for a new #6…you all probably seen it but the Philippines Prisoners did Thriller right…unlike India

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 15, 2009 11:49 PM PDT reply actions  

the best part of mexico are the pharmacia's

by far. Which is why I don’t remember most things that happen on my trips to mexico. Which is probably a good thing, judging by the things I do remember

No one in the world can beat me at RBI baseball 3(nes).

by svlittle on Jul 15, 2009 11:51 PM PDT reply actions  

hmm, what's the remedy of choice now over there?

i heard marijuana is becoming more than norm

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 15, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

xanax

weed is everywhere and in mexico it usually sucks. but xanax and valume will make your mexican adventures amazing. That and a little powder from the street guy and you can’t miss

No one in the world can beat me at RBI baseball 3(nes).

by svlittle on Jul 15, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends where in mexico

The trick to mexico is to stay where the white people are at. If you ever find yourself in a situation where you are the the only white person then get out of that situation as fast as you can

No one in the world can beat me at RBI baseball 3(nes).

by svlittle on Jul 16, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

except the gangs have been getting pretty crazy lately. theyre saying that even in tourist cities there are kidnappings and murders

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats the rumor

but most of the kidnappings happen to people selling the drugs or transporting large amounts. The cartel’s know where the money is coming from, though the occasnional does get kidnapped. I was in tj about a month ago, and I was fine. travel in groups and keep track off friends. there are alot of places that have security for tourists,

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by svlittle on Jul 16, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

its actually the other way around

although im assuming you mean in TJ.
otherwise your safer in places where there are actual locals. kidnappers work the fringes of the tourist area, not where they live.

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 16, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

I love mexico.

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by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes it is! nyc > sf

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

this trip

marks the first time I’ve been outside the PST.

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by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

and you chose texas – fail..

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

not my choice

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"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

What's wrong with Texas?

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by pookeyguru on Jul 16, 2009 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's in Texas

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 16, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Texas has political humor

Where can you laugh about Oregon politics like that in Oregon?

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by pookeyguru on Jul 16, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

uber fail

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

but i would never want to live there

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would!

Besides the fact that it is super expensive it would be cool.

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by Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

traffic/noise/high cost of living/dirty

but i dont really care about that. id enjoy living there

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea maybe

I kind of felt like I would be yelling at people if I stayed longer than two weeks at a time.

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

i believe it

It just feels like the kind of place where you need to learn to push your way through things in a way that you never ever do anywhere on the west coast (except on the freeways).

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

The West Coast is awesomer

Because it’s mucho gracias!

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by pookeyguru on Jul 16, 2009 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nic Batum mix that I hadn’t seen yet. Link

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by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:01 AM PDT reply actions  

note: quality is bad.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite place...although only visited once...was the islands of Greece...

esp Santorini … i never believed in pastel colored buildings, cheap food, beautiful natural women, muts roaming freely, where everyone will know your name until i went there…

Siena Italy is #2

Barcelona Spain is #3 just because of my fling with fanfaraway (part of this sentence is fictitious…)

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Did you visit Crete?

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah we did...but when i was there, that place was filled with Australians...

so we island hopped after a day to the smaller ones…

and of course, the housing rental was like 10 us dollars a day…for a HOUSE…we just chose one of the street vendors…crazy but it worked out for a lot of us

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

that sounds so damn cool

i hate that it just seems to get harder to find time to travel as i get older

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah you gotta make time...

i have two close married couples who would work all year to pay off their credit card, then go 2 months in europe…

i’m not saying go that extreme…but a right brain person like you idol would have an amazing time…i’m assuming you are right brain by what and how artistic you write…so don’t kill me for judging;)

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

lmao.. it is funny

Considering I work in numbers professionally and am considered gifted in that arena.. but no h8.. writing was my first love.

My wife and I will make it happen eventually. Especially a Euro trip sometime in the next two years. At least a month.

I just envy the youngins like galacticlove who get to romp around at the time when they have nothing holding them back, and they can do it all big pimpin’ style..

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha your brain's first love can't be changed...

yeah, it’s all timing…i push my cousins/nephews/nieces to go study overseas as soon as they can…

when is GLove back…speaking of G Love and Special Sauce is an awesome group

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure; everytime i hear something from her she is staying longer than she thought. She is in Crete now, actually, and will eventually be going to the euro championships in Poland so certainly not back during the Summer.

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

We can't wait to do a European trip

I’ve never made it over there. We’d really like to hit it while we’re young… Greece is a must.

by Timmay! on Jul 16, 2009 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. i would go france, switzerland, hungary if possible, italy, to greece

but france and switzerland would be really spendy

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

France didn't seen any spendier than home

At least not for a traveller.

Budapest was smoggy and dirty, but cool. I prefer the Czech Republic overall, even though Prague gets super crowded in the winter.

Scandanavia was really nice, but soooooooo expensive. Spain was awesome, Portugal was cool, Estonia/Latvia/Lithuania has lots of cool things to see and is dirt cheap, Germany was as German as you’d expect.

Everywhere is nice. Really, the place I felt was most disappointing was Ireland, at least Dublin. It was just a big boring city. My sister was in school in Galway, so I travelled along the southern coast on my way to the East coast to see her, and it’s lots more fun outside Dublin… but I liked other countries better.

THE ONLY PLACE I ain’t been to in Western europe, for a decent stay, is England, because I couldn’t afford it when I was travelling a lot. I figure I can go there any ol’ time though…

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

"so I travelled along the southern coast on my way to the East coast to see her" =

“so I travelled along the southern coast on my way to the WEST coast to see her”

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Galway and rented a house a bit south in the Burren region (county Claire I think). That was pretty awesome.

Cliffs of Moher (spelling?), Stonehenge-like sites, just a lot of green with the typical stone walls in between. Very nice food.

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i really want to go there

especially marrakech and istanbul.
but the fiancee wants no part of the continent of Africa and istanbul is far from anything in europe except for greece

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 16, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marrakech was the best of the big cities in Morocco

I went all over, but spent most of my time in small towns where I was the only whitey (well, me and my British pal I made on the ferry ride over).

Casablanca was just a big city with McDonals and Pizza Huts, Fes and Meknes were ah’ight, but Marrakesh was cool.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

santorini is pretty nice

i went there on sep/october, after the high season. One of the quietest and nicest places I’ve seen. Time does pass slower there.

by medmelon on Jul 16, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

watup medmelon...

i be curious to know what place is your favorite to visit

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

gotcha thanks

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's when I was there too

A few years ago. Very quiet island then.

Lotsa stray dogs roaming around as well, which was interesting.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that was one thing that caught me off guard...

we would be eating, and there would be 6 stray dogs under our table humping each other…and cats are everywhere too

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I made buddies with one puppy

Named him Tiberius.

In Morocco, stray cats are EVERYWHERE. One time I was sitting outside for lunch and a poor kitten who had one eye ripped out hopped on my lap meowed all cute-like. I wanted to take him home and put an eye patch on him.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

She was already gotted by my wife by that time

My wife rescued her from a shelter in Ybor city, the ghetto of Tampa. She was made for dog fighting and was going to be destroyed.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

The stray dogs were like the whole island's dogs

They were very nice and just wanted to play and eat your food.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'm jealous

and i’m here now, stupid realities of life, like have to pay cable bill

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by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey wait...didn't the British Open start at 10pm our time?

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:06 AM PDT reply actions  

I can't find any channel showing it

Yep, it’s already started. Greg Normal should be on the course.

by Timmay! on Jul 16, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joey Dorsey

Dorsey made Pendergraph look like a high school prospect on the rebounding end. He certainly had a humbling first year in the NBA. He could fill the 10-15 minute role behind Aldridge quite effectively in my opinion. Reminds me of Ben Wallace.

Patience :)

by TheGreatDane17 on Jul 16, 2009 12:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Dorsey’s issues are probably character (I think there were red flags coming out of Memphis) and offensive anything.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

even if Dorsey’s good, I’m okay with the trade.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite is las vegas

Where the women are extra promiscuous and the food is a plenty.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 16, 2009 12:09 AM PDT reply actions  

i love free drinks while you gamble

brilliant marketing

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

i miss the days where you could get free drinks

at the sports books.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 16, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Vegas

Its probably my least favorite place that I’ve ever been.

by jksnake99 on Jul 16, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

a good part of it is that my research deals with water issues

so it gets to me that Vegas is a city in the middle of the desert with huge, perfectly manicured golf courses and giant fountains.

then you have the strip, and the bright lights just drive me insane and practically give me a seizure. talk about sensory overload.

the whole thing just made me incredibly uncomfortable. couldn’t wait to get out of there.

by jksnake99 on Jul 16, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

this was my first experiences with vegas

it wasn’t until i was over 21 and i was able to drink away the desert blues that I was able to accept it for what it is..

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Portland

There are so many snobs walking around down town, it is actually only comparable to San Fransisco in my opinion. Just something that drives me insane about our town. Take the smug look off you face, get over yourself & your hybrid.

Patience :)

by TheGreatDane17 on Jul 16, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

BIKERS in portland

not the cool kind, the ones that ride road bikes and think they have the right of way..
i grew up thinking you had to ride on the sidewalk if you didnt want to get run over, and the cars didnt HAVE to move for you.. only dudes in downtown on bikes were messengers and those dudes are CRAZY

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 16, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vegas is okay for short doses

It gets annoying fast though. My brother lived there because he went to UNLV, and he hates hates hates Vegas. Lotsa racists (like, old fashioned super dumb racists, not subtle new-wave racists), horribly dumb people, bad traffic, the weather sucks, etc.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

new wave racism?

I didn’t know racism could go postmodern

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I spent some time with a couple from Vegas. She worked for a bank, he managed hospital food and restaurants

I have yet to visit them. But yeah, I probably wouldn’t like it for more than 10 days. Not so much into artificial entertainment every night.

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by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

10 days is even tough

Getting above 5, especially if you’re on the strip, is plenty. I mean, it’s fun for those 5 days, but you’re ready to go.

by Timmay! on Jul 16, 2009 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

a weekend is more than enough

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

It depends though, like we hit shows every night, and tried out different restaurants. That easily fills up 4 days.

by Timmay! on Jul 16, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

yup

two days and two nights, call it a vacation. Shop, get sun, gamble, sleep, shop, gamble, sleep, go home…

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by Rudiculous on Jul 16, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man

i love it so much that i’m buying a 2nd house there.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 16, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

serious?

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

ya

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 16, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

In the US, I think I'll stick with SF

great city, really international vibe like NY, but better weather and the city in general just appealed more to me.

In the little of the world I know, I’d choose Amsterdam, Buenos Aires and Madrid. Three great places to live or to visit for a few days.

by medmelon on Jul 16, 2009 12:13 AM PDT reply actions  

also

i’d love to visit Portland in the future, hearing some good stuff about that place…

by medmelon on Jul 16, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

great, great city.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

i dont know how cool it is to visit

but living here sure is great.

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 16, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

i visited Portland in 2000 and was living here within 18 months; like most places, it is better to visit when you know people in town who can take you around.

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

unless he wants to see a blazer game at the garden

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

don't you live in portland?

Summer starts in July.

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

the weather disagrees with you

Portland summer is clearly July-September

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

never!

I’ve been in Portland for every June since 2001 and they have been gloomy. Hence.. June Gloom..

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

you're crazy

Month low high percip record low record high
 June 54° 74° 1.5 in 36° (1899) 102° (1942)
July 58° 80° 0.69 in 40° (1902) 107° (1965)
August 58° 81° 0.75 in 40° (1925) 107° (1981)
September 53° 75° 1.42 in 30° (1908) 105° (1988)

How can you say that June is more of a summer month than September? Do you even watch the weather?!?!?!

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

right.. when it is not summer

Like most of the month..

Month Day Max Avg Min
June 1 70°F 60°F 51°F
June 2 70°F 61°F 51°F
June 3 70°F 61°F 51°F
June 4 70°F 61°F 51°F
June 5 70°F 61°F 52°F
June 6 71°F 61°F 52°F
June 7 71°F 61°F 52°F
June 8 71°F 61°F 52°F
June 9 71°F 62°F 52°F
June 10 71°F 62°F 52°F
June 11 72°F 62°F 53°F
June 12 72°F 62°F 53°F
June 13 72°F 62°F 53°F
June 14 72°F 63°F 53°F
June 15 72°F 63°F 53°F
June 16 73°F 63°F 53°F
June 17 73°F 63°F 53°F
June 18 73°F 63°F 54°F
June 19 73°F 63°F 54°F
June 20 73°F 64°F 54°F
June 21 74°F 64°F 54°F
June 22 74°F 64°F 54°F
June 23 74°F 64°F 54°F
June 24 74°F 64°F 55°F
June 25 75°F 65°F 55°F
June 26 75°F 65°F 55°F
June 27 75°F 65°F 55°F
June 28 75°F 65°F 55°F
June 29 76°F 66°F 55°F
June 30 76°F 66°F 55°F
July 1 76°F 66°F 56°F
July 2 77°F 66°F 56°F
July 3 77°F 66°F 56°F
July 4 77°F 67°F 56°F
July 5 77°F 67°F 56°F
Sept 1 77°F 67°F 57°F
Sept 2 77°F 67°F 57°F
Sept 3 77°F 67°F 57°F
Sept 4 77°F 67°F 56°F
Sept 5 77°F 67°F 56°F
Sept 6 77°F 66°F 56°F
Sept 7 77°F 66°F 56°F
Sept 8 76°F 66°F 56°F
Sept 9 76°F 66°F 56°F
Sept 10 76°F 66°F 56°F
Sept 11 76°F 66°F 56°F
Sept 12 75°F 65°F 55°F
Sept 13 75°F 65°F 55°F
Sept 14 75°F 65°F 55°F
Sept 15 75°F 65°F 55°F
Sept 16 74°F 65°F 55°F
Sept 17 74°F 64°F 54°F
Sept 18 74°F 64°F 54°F
Sept 19 74°F 64°F 54°F
Sept 20 73°F 64°F 54°F
Sept 21 73°F 63°F 54°F
Sept 22 73°F 63°F 54°F
Sept 23 72°F 63°F 53°F
Sept 24 72°F 62°F 53°F
Sept 25 72°F 62°F 53°F
Sept 26 71°F 62°F 53°F
Sept 27 71°F 62°F 52°F
Sept 28 70°F 61°F 52°F
Sept 29 70°F 61°F 52°F
Sept 30 70°F 61°F 52°F

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

June 11ith is the same temp as september 27th..

Summer clearly doesn’t start until June 25th so you have failed. Sorry for that.

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Average max temperature of under 75 is not summer..

Plus, it matters because summer is either more in june or september.. clearly, it is more in september..

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alright man, it honestly doesn’t matter to me. Anything above 70 is warm, summer weather IMO. Thus, I believe that summer starts mid-June. You don’t have to agree with me, it’s just the weather.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm skimming

What the hell are you two engaging in fisticuffs over?

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

We’re just talking about when summer starts.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

He says tastes great. I insist less filling. I’m prepared to fight for my beliefs to the death.

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

are you a woman?

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

aren't all games sold out?

it’d be hard/expensive to get a ticket,right?

by medmelon on Jul 16, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

no not at all

you can get tickets on Craigslist for under FMV an hour before tip

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

i meant face value not fmv

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

smart man

SF is beautiful.

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drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

You chose Madrid... What a homer!

kidding, kidding! I love Madrid too, but its awful at the moment, treasure hunting at eats peak.

by fanfaraway on Jul 16, 2009 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

yeah, that and subway lines closing are the bread and butter of every summer

but it’s not so bad, you can find parking spots easier, there are less traffic jams to go to work, and the terraces are lovely.

by medmelon on Jul 16, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Madrid in the summer.

I just live in the midst of all the dirt at the moment! I have to wash my feet 3 times a day minimum cause the dirt gets in my sandals!

by fanfaraway on Jul 16, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

i agree...madrid is quite dirty

are you just up? still in your lingerie i take it?

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

hhahaha

I’m at work already. I’m going to have to go to out in a bit too. You’ll probably all be asleep when I come back…

by fanfaraway on Jul 16, 2009 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh please!!! when i went to visit our colleague in madrid for a week

they took me out for 3 hour lunches everyday…seriously, 3 hours…it was awesome that everyone had 3 hour siesta

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

don't worry, i understand you...

your grammar better than most US AMericans hahahah

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just doing some thinking

Anyone got any ideas of how we can light a defensive fire under Aldridge’s arse?

Patience :)

by TheGreatDane17 on Jul 16, 2009 12:15 AM PDT reply actions  

he’s somewhat underrated on the defensive end. He’s been poor at blocking shots, but his rotations aren’t horrible and he’s a really good perimeter defender. Say what you will about his scoring efficiency and shot blocking, but his +/- numbers have always been good.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

LA's Defense

I agree, he is solid at rotating. What I would like to see is more core strength & ability to put his body in to someone on the block. Seems like every time I watch him I see stouter players get underneath him & use leverage to push him around.

Compared to KG, who is almost exactly the same size… I want to see some aggression from him. Charles Oakley and/or Ben Wallace(As a backup PF for dirt $$$) could really help him out.

Patience :)

by TheGreatDane17 on Jul 16, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he's very poor at rotating and horrendous at protecting the basket

he’s mediocre in 1v1 post defense and excellent on the perimeter for a 4.

by jksnake99 on Jul 16, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

very poor at rotating? I think his mistakes are magnified, because he does flat-out miss some assignments. Still, he always gives effort and generally rotates effectively.

He does need to give better weakside help, no question. It’d be easier if he didn’t have to switch on so many picks.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

1v1 post defense

I want Ben Wallace as our backup 4, in my opinion he could really help LaMarcus develop on that end. He has the physical tools.

Patience :)

by TheGreatDane17 on Jul 16, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

was a locker room issue in Chicago. I’d rather go with a young kid desperate to make the league, a la Amundson.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never heard that

Give me some linkage.

Patience :)

by TheGreatDane17 on Jul 16, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, people on blogabull consistenly reference him hating Skiles and starting a lot of discontent.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

LMA just isn’t big enough to be a great post defender. He’s a lanky build, which helps him in offensive rebounding and running the court but hurts him in post D and defensive boarding. I’m looking for him to be a better weakside defender moreso than a good post defender.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Core Strength

Him & KG are listed at the same height/weight. The difference is attitude. LA needs to be inspired by someone who knows the in’s & out’s of being a “banger”. Ben Wallace !

Patience :)

by TheGreatDane17 on Jul 16, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

KG “downlists” himself. He’s really over seven feet tall.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

KG Rookie

Quite lanky, now up to 255. I hope Aldridge gets there, that extra 15lbs could do him wonders imo.

Patience :)

by TheGreatDane17 on Jul 16, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

i agree with bringing some one in to help with the post play

but not with bringing in a back up to do it. I think they need to bring a big man specialist coach. Look around the league and one thing in common with dominant defensive bigman, is they have great position coach’s tp help them outt

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by svlittle on Jul 16, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

wasn't he the pig 12 defensive player of the year

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by svlittle on Jul 16, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, and he’s still a terrific perimeter defender. Just needs to work on the rotations.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

he should guard 3s when David Lee is in the game at 4 hahahah

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

GRRRRR.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I don't recall anytime he really got manhandled

He just doesn’t make the weak side blocks that make highlight reals, which is what you are saying by rotation

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by svlittle on Jul 16, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

right. I think he does a better job than some think, but he’s still got to get a lot better.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gasol? I’d say he he ate him alive on 1.04, but did a decent job the other times.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

LMA held his own the other three times.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d call it even.. this year, at least.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of which

any bets on at what point does pau complain about touchs. I mean between Kobe and Bennedict Ronald, Gasol better turn into david lee

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by svlittle on Jul 16, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

strongly disagree

don’t just look at points— look at Gasol’s gaudy shooting percentages against the Blazers.

by jksnake99 on Jul 16, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

good point

his shooting percentage is high against everyone, no one ever passes him the ball. he is the perfect post player for the triangle and they never go trough him. In a true triangle he would be getting the ball every postion and running the offense from the post.

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by svlittle on Jul 16, 2009 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

nba trends

how come teams were quick to go uptempo after the successes of the 2000s kings and dantoni’s suns…yet not many teams try to emulate jacksons triangle?

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by Philthyanimal on Jul 16, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

probably because it's really complicated

and you need specific kinds of talent to run it well

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by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

not even Phil can teach it… he had to bring in Tex Winter to implement the system in LA.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

it seems he has the hardest time with jumpshooting bigs

I remember David west now, they went back and forth

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by svlittle on Jul 16, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Defensive Success

In college does not mean it will translate to the pro’s.

Patience :)

by TheGreatDane17 on Jul 16, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

top 4 must see national parks in the US:

- Grand Canyon
- Glacier
- Yellowstone
- Yosemite

by jksnake99 on Jul 16, 2009 12:17 AM PDT reply actions  

which one is better for kids?

i’ve only been to Grand Canyon on that list

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yellowstone, prob

lots of things you can drive to and enjoy without walking too far. Yosemite is solid for that also. Glacier more for hikers, probably.

by jksnake99 on Jul 16, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I loved Yellowstone, only a bear stealing some of our food from a tree was annoying.

I want to go to Bryce Canyon and that area.

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by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zion is magical. Hike Walters Wiggles and Angels Landing. Scary but spectacular.

"Aneurysm".

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by annthefan on Jul 16, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

not yet...any good?

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes...

there is a scene where KP and Buchanan are clearly upset that someone took their guy (in the draftroom). Then there’s footage of Nate and KP flat out lying that they got all their guys as originally planned.

by Illmatic88 on Jul 16, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

serious? i gotta watch that...

hmmm, probably Tyler

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

give them a break.

eveyone has been knitpicking every work coming out of KP’s mouth lately, especial Cazano. Do you really want our GM throwing to the public all are plans and then coming out acting like a bitch everytime something doesn’t go perfectly to plan. Don’t you think Kp’ had backup plans and went with them. I heard Kp on the bald faced bs and Cazano told him he sounded defeated. Haven’t turned bft on sense. I still got kp’s back. It sounds like the company I keep is getting smaller every day

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by svlittle on Jul 16, 2009 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

flag for not being on topic...

kidding..hahaa

i still got kp’s back…you’re just hearing the vocal minority…or maybe vocal majority but still plenty of us here who will just let things roll…dirt off our shoulders

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know

I was just excited when I moved out of LA to listen to pro blazer radio media and sense I moved back here I haven’t heard it. It makes me mad. After hearing the LA sports radio continuously lather up the Laker’s nuts, I just want to hear a little Blazer love coming from the radio

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by svlittle on Jul 16, 2009 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

504. Salem.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

so was I.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Roseburg

lol

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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 16, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I WAS JKING

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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 16, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

ur girl is from roseburg right?

i don’t remember if she has a full set of teeth

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

no no no shes right here in pdx yo!

shes got some nice pearly whites too haha :)

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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 16, 2009 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

eugene???? nooooo

bend? it’s ok…over rated…a bit snooty

i take Seaside and Bandon….Bandon Dunes is the best golf course in the states…i have nothing to compare it to like Pebble or Bethpage but that’s what i heard…

Man made Bethpage and Pebble, God made Bandon….someone said that…

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

The beach is where it’s at. Love Yachats/Waldport area.

Corvallis is a nice community.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Corvegas

not sure if it’s a top 3 town in the state

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drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

fond memories for me due to OSU football games. The Fog Bowl was incredible.

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by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

the town was INSANE

after OSU beat USC last year.

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmm...

I could easily see knocking Eugene out of the top 3 in favor of an Oregon Coast town. Seaside is a pretty good call.

by jksnake99 on Jul 16, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

you forgot woodburn

and I am not a fan of Eugene

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"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Woodburn… no.

Its settled. Eugene is out of the top 3. Seaside is in.

I also like Tillamook and Pacific City quite a bit.

by jksnake99 on Jul 16, 2009 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

woodburn was a joke

unless you took it as one lol.

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

The entire Oregon coast - BAM

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 16, 2009 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Had to sprinkle that with a little seasoning.

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 16, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

and Mel Counts I believe

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went down there a few years ago for the 4th of July. The people there terrify me, the “city” is dirty, the food is horrendous, and the beaches are dirty.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

coos bay is hicksville

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

definitely

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

terrible waste of an otherwise beautiful area

Go to Bandon. Stay away from CB. – Elgin

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by 22baylor on Jul 16, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best small town in Oregon

Hood River, hands down.

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by antediluvian on Jul 16, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

i grew up there

:-)

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by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, neato

What was the name of your grade school there?

May Street Elemenary, maybe? That’s the one I went to. I can’t remember any others.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

nah i lived by May St. school in high school

i went to Parkdale Elementary, also Mid Valley Elementary, and Wy’East middle school, then finally got out of the sticks for HS in the highly urbane Hood River Valley High School :-)

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by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I lived there for half of 2nd grade, and half of 3rd

I hate my 2nd grade teacher to this day.

She had a picture up on the wall of Violet from the Charlie Brown comic strip (Peanuts), and it said "Lucy says, “Turn in your homework!”. I had been reading Charlie Brown since before I could read, and I raise my hand and say “Ms. Forgethername, that isn’t Lucy, that is Violet. They look the same but Lucy is shorter and rounder”.

The teacher says “No, that’s Lucy”. I say, “No, it is Violet. I read Charlie Brown everyday”.

Then she has the class take a vote about whether it was Violet or Lucy. They all said it was Lucy :-(

I even brought a Charlie Brown book in the next day and showed her, and she said it still looked like Lucy to her. BUT IT WASN’T. AAAAAARRRRRRGH.

Later on, I was telling some other kids what a Google and a Google-plex is, and she overhears me and says “Mortimer, stop making up lies and telling it to others”. And I said it’s not a lie, it’s a real number, and so she asks the class if anyone else has heard of this number. No one had :-( So, I lost the vote again.

I don’t care how old she is now, if I see her I’m popping her in the face. She made 2nd grade Mortimer very angry and was first in a long line of bad teachers I had growing up.

I didn’t bring in a Dictionary showing that Google was a real word, because the sting from bringing the proof in before and it not helping burned too sharp in my heart.

Now I know how Charlie Brown feels :-(

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I punch enough old ladies

I figure its only a matter of time till I get to her.

FISTS, GET A’ PUNCHIN’.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

You type TOO FAST

I was just going to offer to beat her up.

by Corvid on Jul 16, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please do

If enough people start punching old ladies, the authorities will just think it’s some new fad and they won’t convict us.

THE PERFECT CRIME.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll just dye my hair white

The cops just turn their heads when comes to old bitty vs. old bitty crime. They don’t even care.

by Corvid on Jul 16, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO, THAT IS THE THINKING THAT GOT US HERE

Old Bitties are people too! They’re just the victims of a system that subjugated them, held them back for so long, and forgot them when they allowed hundreds of Blazer fans to punch them in the face and knock their fake teeth and purple wigs off.

Corvid… this isn’t the world I want to live in any longer. Where an old bitty isn’t free to not be punched for a crime one of her peers commited. A crime of the heart, a crime of passion.

A crime of… love.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree

it seems like it was, i’m still trying to remember which acid flashbacks happened there.

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by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was great

Except for those 2nd grade teachers! OOOOOOOOH MY BRITCHES BURN.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

well you paid good money for those flashbacks

See that you get them all straightened out and get your money’s worth out of them. – Elgin

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by 22baylor on Jul 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to Wy'East middle school!

Not in hood river though.

I cry for Mike.

by Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three cheers for the metropolis of

Odell!

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by antediluvian on Jul 16, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

uppervalley represent!

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by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I concur

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by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I’ve never been to Spain
But I kinda like the music
Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it.
They don’t abuse it,
Can’t refuse it,
Never gonna lose it.
Well, I’ve never been to England
But I kinda like the Beatles
I was headed for Las Vegas
I only made it out to Needles.
But can’t you feel it,
You must believe it
‘Cause it feels so good.
Well, I’ve never been to heaven
But I’ve been to Oklahoma
People tell me I was born there
Lord, I really don’t remember.
In Oklahoma or Arizona
What does it matter.

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 16, 2009 12:27 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Here's the link I couldn't find earlier.

I’ve Never Been To Spain
This actually has good audio unlike some youtubes and a nice video to go with it.

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 16, 2009 6:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hoyt Axton

great American songwriter. – Elgin

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by 22baylor on Jul 16, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

BRP!

Haven’t seen you around lately! How ya been?

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by The Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 12:37 AM PDT reply actions  

nah man

I would but I’m pretty busy tomorrow. Teachin little kids how to bowl all day then bowling my leage :)

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by The Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

dang that sucks...well, tell LMA we got room for him....

he can practice playing defense on us…we can go 10 on 1

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha I gotta find him again first

I’m not stalking him!

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by The Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

it doesn't...you got my word on it

ones definitely a dude, and the other is definitely a female

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

i can back this up as well

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

all lies

everyone knows there are only like seven people making all of the comments for everyone here

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I already determined that it's just 4 people

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by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

i like thenumber 7 better

but i see your point.. although i had always suspect dave was one of the 7.. not just another one of tom’s aliases (which i already know that i am)

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

it all depends on how you want to look at it

you could consider Dave the main alias and Tom a secondary character or vice versa. It’s just 4 people having a conversation with themselves

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by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea.. that was obvious

there couldn’t be this many different people who would do this

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is true

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by The Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

You accusing me of impersonating a woman?

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by The Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think he meant roybot...not The Roybot

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

i got pics

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 16, 2009 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did some research and I think I've come to a conclusion

Roybot is circled in green

Photobucket

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by The Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

and the one on the left is LaMarcus Aldridge

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by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

i ain't no moran

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, you're cute

And you’re doing good with the ladies, so ya can’t complain.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

men can't call other men cute

it’s a man law

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

what about rudy? does he warrant an exception?

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

you can say he's an attractive male

but specifically the word cute is not allowed

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

duly noted

i’ll immediately disable www.rudyiscute.com

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by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're cute too

I’m a’ gonna give you a big smooch when I seez ya.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've decided that even though I don't consider myself

homophobic, that I don’t think I would tell any of my close male friends that I love them. I can tell my close female friends that, but not my male friends.

Also, please don’t use tongue this time

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I don't think I could comfortably say that to them

weird

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don'tcha love 'em?

In a manly, Viking way of course.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's the articulation that weirds me out

I probably wouldn’t even say it drunk

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

have you ever played gay chicken?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

from scrubs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx8G7BlzBZI

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, I don't do that

I don’t do nut tapping or anything else. I don’t like my personal space invaded by my guy friends in the homoerotic ways, but I am a hugger and I don’t mind telling my good guy friends I love ’em.

And if my weiner falls in their pooper, so be it.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

you're lucky this convo

is happening so far to the side, if it was more mainstream someone would flag you

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

that’s how the wiener in the pooper thing happened too

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, things happen

It fell in, in a manly, Viking way, so it’s okay.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too late I'm banned.

What I said and the way I said it shouldn’t be too bad I don’t think, but it is skirting the line.

No bad words were said, just bad thoughts put in your brain, but since it was done with humor as the intention I think it is okay.

If anyone wants to flag it, please just email me at mortimerfromblazersedge@gmail.com instead and I will gladly be yelled at.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Take a look at this site: Igetbannedinyourplace.egg

Ok, just kidding. I got the idea from this yapecoyoporti.com video

In Spanish, very funny, but I warn you about cursing.

by amlmart1 on Jul 16, 2009 4:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

that’s the guy from camera cafe.

by medmelon on Jul 16, 2009 4:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

flag'd

:-)

"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse

by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I flag you for flagging her

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 16, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good idea Tom!

Im gonna do this

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by The Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually "lol'd"

bravo

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

i did research too

and the left is his younger sister, and the right is his twin sister..

ewwwFTL

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

i do have younger sisters who happen to be identical twins

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

i know;)

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

do you know in the biblical sense?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pics or no twins!

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by The Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a twin as well

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

not really

one 15 year old sister is enough

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

bad enough having two that were seven years apart. That sounds disturbing..

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

BAM

you just got put on the FBI’s watch list

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard she's 18

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yuh add 'em up they're 30

Me getting with a 30 year old isn’t against the law, except in NAZI RUSSIA.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

i can live with logic like that

and i will quote you at my court hearing

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you mean

facetious germany

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

they were only funning

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 16, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

in soviet russia

consent ages YOU

that didn’t really work

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

sig worthy

for L-Train

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'll still give you a rec for trying to make a soviet russia joke

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

btw, great photoshopping hahaha

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

join the club

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Im in too

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by The Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

damn

BEdge night is going to be busy for me…

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

btw

im gonna get crucified if these two girls ever see this pic on here lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

are they Blazer fans?

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by The Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

kinda

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

who are they?

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Jul 16, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

don't answer that

he’s going to find them and tell them and then you’ll be in BIG BIG TROUBLE

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

my neighbors in my dorm room

basically my saviors last year cause my roomie was awful…

the blonde one is the first infamous “prez zone” girl

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

my neighbors in my dorm*

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

no…

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why not?

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by The Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

let's just say

i’m not her type…

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

do i need to spell it out for you?

she’s not into gringos

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shes a lesbo?

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

by The Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

gringo = white boy

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

L Train was right

on the first one.

her boyfriend is a total bad A tho

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahhaha

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

literally

he plays soccer for OSU

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

well in personality

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

why’s that?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

male?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’d be a lot cooler if you did

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

they are in college?

look like youngins to me.

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Jul 16, 2009 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

that always happens

was I was a Senior (all of one year ago) the incoming frosh looked really young. Good thing they’re all 18

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what i love about high schoolcollege girls

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

that strikethrough left me

dazed and confused

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

classic stuff

always wished i could grow up to be the creepy old guy who keeps hitting on high school girls… well.. it’s not too late, I guess, just need to practice.

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

hgdtrdjfgitfjhfdtfrdikutgftyfgtdfhcgf

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

i agree

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

they are sophs now

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

not to sound e-cliche, but pics or it didn't happen

it wouldn’t be the first time that different genders were used for different aliases

furthermore, I attest that the entirety of BE is just a combination of screen names from Tom, Morty, jscot and Ben.

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

trust me

they are two different people

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

the interesting thing is

Tom=Dave

or Dave=Tom

however you want to think about it

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Im the dude on the left

Photobucket

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

by The Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno ask her

she thinks some psycho stalker dude is gonna kill her if she posts a pic

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

by The Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's not any of the people who engage her in conversation

(most likely)

it’s the lurkers you gotta watch out for

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

she'd kill me if i posted a pic

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

think whatever you want

IF I had them, I wouldn’t post em here without her permission anyways

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

she’ll love you for this comment

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

she loves me anyways

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

she's got a funny way of showing it

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

indeed

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think she's a fat balding man

and you definitely DO have some indiscreet photos.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

email ftw!

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

by The Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

and I wouldn't convict her

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

i still have them

with my basketball cards, comics, and still in original package action figures.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

they're stored

right next to my barbies. Sometimes i think they’re slipping out with each other behind my back.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wish I could see that tattoo better.

Looks pretty fresh. And by fresh I mean new, and fresh as in totally cool.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Jul 16, 2009 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is. And on the other arm he has extended the "praying hands" with what looks like a lot of light coming from it, and the word "FAITH"

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Btw places to go

Switzerland is gorgeous I love it. I have a lot of relatives that live there. Zurich and its surrounding suburbs are really nice.

Garden Variety Internet Denizen
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO

by Dheepan on Jul 16, 2009 12:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Yuh it purty

The world has lots of purtiness in it.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

watup dheepan...

yeah, zurich is golden..i 4got that one

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

(Zurich is nice if you have money, but it’s one of the heroin capitals in Europe for beaten down people and not nice for people from South East Europe. True story.)

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

hasta la vista

baby

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I accused you of having roughly 2 dozen BE aliases

which you use to hold conversations with yourself in the junk drawer

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who else am I?

Sometimes I get lonely so it makes sense.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's hard to keep track of these things

but I’m pretty sure you’re also, -ken, AK1984 and nightbluefruit

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, not bad!

Indeed, this reminds me of a comment I made on sonicsbasketballtalk.net, a now defunct website that I pay out of my own pocket to keep the archives available online.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure you just blockquote original thoughts

and make up links because no one is actually going to bother clicking them

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I said this back in 1987
“Next year, a man named Greg Oden will be born, and in the year 2007 he will be drafted by our rivals to the South, the Portland Trail Blazers, and our beloved Sonics will draft a nogoodnik lanky ne’erdowell by the name of Tevin Durant, also born the same year, next year, 1988, this being 1987. I am 3 years old”

As you can see, aside from slightly getting Kevin Durant’s name wrong, I was remarkably prescient.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

you should have written in quatrains

Mortimerdomus

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you are good at rhyming

and being vague

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

In the 2009 offseason

The reason for the season will not involve treason

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

it had better be a quantrain

and I’m beginning to think you’re also T Darkstar

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

In the 2009 offseason

The reason for the season will not involve treason
The man with the name of the King shall want a ring
His name shall be put to paper in the 4th week of the seventh month in the 2 thousandth plus nine year after he was originally born to a virgin dame.
This paper shall keep him in the land of everlasting rain, and he shall reign.

So it is written, so it shall be.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

ok, me gots to roll too...get some rest before BEdge Ball tomorrow...

thanks for the company as usual:)

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 1:00 AM PDT reply actions  

bn!

ok, i’m really out…

my belly is satisfied from laughing

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

im outta here

i leave you all with this: brand spankin new greg oden blog prob already posted somewhere but whatev

GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY especially you mortimer.

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 16, 2009 1:09 AM PDT reply actions  

By Roodie

I especially hope you don’t die in your sleep, ever.

I WANT YOU TO BE AWAKE TO SUFFER YOUR PAINFUL DEATH MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

you’re such a nice person, Dave

by medmelon on Jul 16, 2009 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's right

i’ll bet you 100 euros Dave’s secret personality is Morstridamus, not Tom

by medmelon on Jul 16, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

EEKS!

I hope I can be as wise as Dave someday. He’s always right.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Got change for a BILLION DOLLAR BILL?!?!

MUAHAHAH you can’t make me pay if you can’t make change for it MUAHAHAHAHA.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of my Russian acquaintances recently gave me around 200 crisp two dollar bills. They sell for up to 50 dollars per bill in Moscow. Pretty good profit.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is way off-topic here, but ...

both the “rec” and “flag” options are misused by many posters here.

I’m sure many of y’all in here agree with me, though.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 16, 2009 1:22 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

rec

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

For fanposts, I agree

I rec a lot of comments I like, though. I rec a lot of yours.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

if u rec him so much, why don't you play gay chicken with him?

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I rec a lot of people

I can play gay chicken with all of them.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

pic or it didn't happen

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

SMOOCH

Haha, I win, my lips touched yours.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, I think you both lose

like if you were playing chicken in a car. If you crash, everyone loses

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

D'oh

Now me and idoltime have to get married :-(

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

damnit, and i'm already married

fortunately, I am mormon just like Joel Przybilla

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm already married too

What our broads don’t know don’t hurt ’em.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

chicks hate it when you call them broads

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

alright then

but which one of us gets to be the top and which ones gets to be the bottom? because if we get to chose, I think I want to be the top.

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

i better work on my porn star face

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

blur it out please

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

but when i roll my eyes back and give that little shudder

it’s like gold makes all of the guys go crazy.

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not aware of that song

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

i only sing it for mortimer

my lub clam

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I flag the ones i like

for making too much sense

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeesh

we are talking about my social life here

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

This should have been a fanshot!

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jul 16, 2009 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

How do you know the flag option is misused?

We normally can’t see what has or has not been flagged.

No disagreement on the problems with the rec option, of course.

by Timmay! on Jul 16, 2009 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

good point

unless you’re a mod you don’t know what or who exactly is being flagged.

"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse

by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

aight everyone i gotta check out

night BEdge

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:35 AM PDT reply actions  

flag

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really wish I could "flag" and "rec" my own comments, ...

for that’d cause confusion to the Tod Leiweke’s of Blazersedge.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 16, 2009 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

This JD got boring real quick.

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 1:41 AM PDT reply actions  

You did it

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

hm?

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

nothing

what could i expect from a 22 year old

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

hm?

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry,

I got distracted when I started looking at Scubs clips on youtube

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

As we learned in yesterday's JD, Sonal Shah distracts me.

That’s in a good way, though.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 16, 2009 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Countries and stories
  • I like the NW coast of the US and Canada. Vancouver Island, the coastal mountains, Banff, Jasper, … Just a great region that isn’t completely overcrowded and industrialized yet. What you would never see in Central Europe: Roadwork with a nice guy or girl with a stop sign instead of a traffic light informing travelers that there is a problem. I liked it, but I don’t know many people who would do that job.
  • I like Norway. The south and west coast and the Hardangervidda mountains are beautiful. I almost froze to death there. South Sweden is similar.
  • I like the boarder region of Germany, Austria and Switzerland. Some of the best hiking and skiing areas.
  • I like the Normandy better than the Cote D’Azur, but that’s just me.
  • Tuscany in Italy is heaven in pretty much every sense, both at the coast and a few miles in.
  • Island hopping in Greece is a must-do thing if you are in any way interested in archaeology, culture – or party depending on the right location.
  • Taiwan is crazy hot and humid in the summer. Especially Taipei, which is surrounded by low mountains keeping the smog and humidity in the city. Kinda like LA. You can eat more things than you usually would. Also has nice mountainous regions.
  • Brazil is tough for business to get things done on time. Mañana.
  • Bolivia has beautiful mountains, and very nice people. Unless they want to kill you.
  • Kenya is great, and I haven’t even seen the Massai Mara yet. Climbed Mt. Kenya which has great vegetation. What I learned there: Distance means nothing to people who are used to it. Water 6 miles away is like having a faucet in your kitchen to some. Electricity is a luxury good. A Toyota van or Land Rover can sustain more impacts than you or the manufacturer would think. Elephants are dangerous. Never follow a Massai/Samburu on foot, he might not stop for 50 to 100 miles.
  • I want to go to New Zealand.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 1:46 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

you've been to a lot of different places

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

About 30+ countries

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

mostly for work or for travel?

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

But it's easier since in Europe some countries are very small and nearby compared to the US

Mostly travel, but also some for work.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want to go to New Zealand.

me too. Australia also. That’s my dream trip.

by medmelon on Jul 16, 2009 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a bunch of us want to go to New Zealand

BE night in Wellington, next summer? Maybe catch an All Blacks game?

by Corvid on Jul 16, 2009 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

sounds great

tri-nations is about to start

by medmelon on Jul 16, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know someone who is there. He is from Holland, worked with me in Germany and Taiwan, and is now stationed there as a developer. He is more mobile than me :)

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

ya they got commercials for it

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

When you come visit Portland

You should go to one of the roller derby games. Portland has several teams. I kind of like the Guns N Rollers.

While other toddlers were learning how to give high fives…
these ladies were throwin’ up their first horns. Most elementary schoolers were saving their allowance for Matel toys, scrunchie socks and ice cream, but these youngins were hoarding it away for cans of aqua net, new records and fingerless gloves. They had the highest bangs in elementary school, the shortest acid wash mini skirts in middle school and the worst attitudes in high school (if they chose to stop rocking and attend class, that is). Alone, these ladies were the renegades, outsiders and rockers of Anytown, USA.

by Corvid on Jul 16, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was in a band that played the national anthem before roller derby

it was awesome! Great fun to watch them skate and knock the crap out of each other.

They liked our rendition of the anthem too! – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 16, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over 500 comments already

I have a feeling this JD is going to be a doozy. The abundance of pictures in the main post will probably slow things down for a lot of people too.

I say we’ll need a new JD by about 1 pm and we’ll get a new JD at about 4:30pm.

What say you Mortstridamus?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 2:03 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm up to party all night long

I’m good for at least 200 comments.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

morty

is the eddy murphy of the jd. he wants to party all the time!

by phillyduck23 on Jul 16, 2009 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as

“a man’s gotta have boobies”

I should go to bed

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sunset and LaCienega

My old stomping grounds. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 16, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is Pookey?

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sleeping

But, if you want, I’ll try to sleep chat in the JD tomorrow. (School > everything else.) Right now school is all I can manage.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 16, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

30k can buy quite a party

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

do you watch the Soup?

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yuh, I do

I like it. I didn’t steal a joke there did I? I always say “(blank) just went right up his nose”. ALWAYS.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

He said that Lohan owed somebody money. Then he said they should look up her nose for it. It was funnier but thats basically the gist of it.

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

heehee

I remember it. Man, that Lohan loves her cocaine!

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

youtube has oodles of fun if you watch videos of the Soup

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anything not just on the show itself?

We DVR it every week and then watch it on our TV box with our eyes and listen to it with our ears.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

ya they have some deleted stuff I think

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

here this is funny
The Late Late Show – "Joel McHale ", 6.03 (2008)

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 2:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

The junk drawer about religion and BRoy is ... odd. But intellectually more interesting than a lot of fanposts.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 2:06 AM PDT reply actions  

It's not the original author debating, some other people joined in

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

mostly terminator/jscot/staylost

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

what is a subject that you can vigorously debate, but won't end up in fisticuffs?

time travel paradoxes?

star trek vs. star wars?

why your favorite band/movie/food is terrible?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

that religion post is the anti-JD

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

i have 1234 comments!

but when i post this i will then have 1235, oh well it was fun while it lasted

by phillyduck23 on Jul 16, 2009 2:15 AM PDT reply actions  

I have

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

3800 comments

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would have thought that post button would haev been worn out by now

or maybe the T would be rubbed off, or something

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got almost 4k with my other accounts

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

is the date in your sig purposefully wrong?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

hm?

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

owned

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

by The Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually own you buddy.

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

either

someone has reversed the 13th amendment or the Roybot is one of the aliases of L-train who is actually an alias of jscot

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

nah Russians don't look like The Roybot

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

it is interesting

that jscot is the first person to reply to my comment when I’m clearly tih…

You’d think there’d be some kind of pattern

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

chaos theory

fractal geometry and the like

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's it!!!

z(n+1) = z(n)^2 + c

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

nope

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jul 16, 2009 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

latex?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

any combo of 1234 is good

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jul 16, 2009 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

We lost our second summer league game? This is not acceptable! Fire Joe Prunty!

He has such great players to work with. Like Freije. And Pooh. And Inferno!

In the end, we will get beaten by the D-League All-Stars.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 2:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Pooh and Inferno were actually good.

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pooh Richardson is playing again?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

not that I'm an expert

but I wouldn’t say it’s that easy. If it was as easy as going to a tobacco machine and buying a pack of joints, i’m telling you most people with marijuana plants in their homes would stop growing them. At least in Spain. We’re lazy.

I guess a possible outcome could be having big brands and then some small, local brands of joints.

And I wouldn’t consider the only benefit tax dollars, also the decrease in related crimes and illegal trade could be just as important (cops could do proper work instead of chasing people smoking a joint in a park).

by medmelon on Jul 16, 2009 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the amount of people in jail for pot related crimes is staggering

Some say one of the big obstacles for legalizing pot is the loss of jobs legalizing it would bring in the law enforcement.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

People can do a lot of things on their own that they still end up buying at the store

I can grow my own tomatoes, but I don’t. That takes time and work. I go to the store to buy tomatoes.

Some people would grow their own pot, most wouldn’t.

I’d love it if we could tax the hell out of it and have all of our dreams come true. I don’t even smoke pot, it’s just silly that we don’t.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 2:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Drugs business work like a piramid.

The base is so large (full of consumers who can´t pay for it and people in need for money) that no matter how many big or small dealers are arrested, there are always replacements coming. Either we find a way to make it legal under some kind of control or we´ll always have this problem.

by amlmart1 on Jul 16, 2009 4:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah....it's too much work.

So I’ve heard.

Unless someone has a major grow operation, it’s pretty resource extensive (power for grow lights, water, fertilizer).

Now if you have 10 acres of land in northern California (the green triangle)….it would be like having a license to print money.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Jul 16, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can hand-roll your own cigarettes as well at a fraction of what it costs to buy packs

People rarely do so. When it comes to any substance, people love to pay for convenience. Who has time to monitor their own grow operation, pay for lights, water, etc when they could just visit a farm and happily pay for the product?

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 16, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's what we need

U-pick buds! Like the berry farms just outside Portland! What a great idea! – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 16, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also want to test this diet. It must be awesome, since it gives you a new body, a tan, and a piercing in a week.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 2:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Who would be stupid enough to actually believe the claim/picture?

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 2:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

People who also buy this product (simulated imagery, results not typical)

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 2:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

jaja

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 2:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

what are they advertising?

full face transplants a la faceoff???

by medmelon on Jul 16, 2009 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

They just have to add the disclaimer for legal reasons

They couldn’t show the pictures if it wasn’t true, they’d go to jail.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 2:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

It makes your balls smooth like a cue ball

Like the day you were born, I’m tellin you.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

It closes off completely

They don’t recommend it for that orifice, but it’s a good alternative for vaginal reconstructive surgery.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good to know

Will it also take care of stretchmarks?

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 3:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

But it gives you new stretchmarks caused by your skin becoming so smooth and bouyant so quickly. You’ll need to light your home and workplace with those strip club lights that hide stretch marks.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I hate Washington.

I bet the strip clubs in Oregon are, well, awesome!

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 16, 2009 3:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

It depends

Some of the ones on 82nd street are nasty.

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 3:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

82nd Avenue, Portland, Oregon. The not-so-aptly-named Avenue of the Roses (why? Your guess is as good as mine). State Hwy 213. This street runs N—S along the eastern edge of Portland. 81st Avenue is Portland, 83rd Avenue is “the other side of the tracks”.

There’s never a dull moment on 82nd avenue. This is the classic transitional strip of used car lots, 24-hour fast food joints, skeezy crack-house motels, smoky diners, seedy bars, crusty strip joints, check-cashing loan sharks, filthy dirty Mexican restaurants, numerous ghetto fabulous Wal-Marts, Chinese restaurants, crappy apartments, transmission shops, trannies, and hookers. Anything you need, any time of day, even if it’s just sheer entertainment, 82nd is the place.

Every city has one. In Seattle, for example, it’s the Hwy 99/Aurora Ave corridor. All of the businesses and activities that the middle class folks don’t want in their backyard come here. It looks dirty, it smells dirty, and it’s well contained. A few blocks in either direction, and you’re back in regular old Portland. But 82nd, and the little bubble around it, are in a different world altogether.

This area used to be a “prostitution free zone”, a special exclusionary zone, because there was SO MUCH prostitution going on here. Did that work? No. Not at all. I drive home from work/class on this street between Glisan and Division every night, and I see AT LEAST one hooker each evening… at least one.

Need a used car of questionable history and value? Want to purchase an automobile from a dealer that won’t be in existence next week? Need some crack? How about some over-sized 4×4 rims? Maybe a gigantic Chinese marble statue of a lion? Gee, maybe you need some dirty hooker sex? No? Ok, how about some dim sum and heroin? How about a 6 am Bud Light and heart-stopper bacon/cheese/sausage/egg/potato scramble from the Toc? 82nd has everything you could never want, and more.

82nd will never die. We could kill it 1,000 times and it would simply rise from its ashes, even more skanky than last time. 82nd is like your meth-head cousin… the one who keeps screwing up, relapsing, stealing your aunt’s tv to buy more meth, and is always really, really sleazy, but the family likes to keep him nearby in case they need him. That’s 82nd. “It’s kind of an embarrassment, so we’ll just put it about 82 blocks outside of downtown. Hey, maybe it will scare away the people from Gresham?”

The traffic on this street is always terrible. For some reason, this is the one street in Portland that people refuse to EVEN GO THE SPEED LIMIT. It’s like a slow-motion annoying-ass time warp.

I live here. I live within 1,000 feet of this divine boulevard. If the “prostitution free zone” still existed, I would be living within its boundaries.

Jealous?

Keepin’ it Classy.

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 3:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Google: beavers inn portland

For the best worst place for that stuff on 82nd

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 4:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why can't ya move to Oregon?

No sales tax and lotsa strip clubs, what else do ya need?

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

I thought Mortimer’s kids would have darker skin.

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 3:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno how the kids will turn out

She’s more on the Brandon Roy side of color, more than the Manute Bol side.

She’s a lil’ darker than Roy, but pretty medium. I still worry they’ll look like Blake Griffin.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

What color is the hair on your head?

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 3:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blondish brownish reddish blonde.

I am a mutt. Blonde arm and leg hair, brown chest hair, red beard, blonde hair.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite reoccuring Soup clip

Is the one of the cat sitting at a table with a plate of spaghetti that suddenly appeared during a local news broadcast somewhere.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

This one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szwMuxmT9nE

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 3:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here's the original clip

No one will get it without seeing it in its pure form.

Spaghetti Cat.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

that made me laugh out loud

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 3:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

It makes no sense

I love it. What could the Spaghetti Cat be made for? Someone hit the wrong camera button and switched to the wrong feed, but what was that ever for?

It IS art.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

apparently it's like a bleep

but now with a photo

the original clip is so good.

by medmelon on Jul 16, 2009 3:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe when they have technical difficulties or for a test feed

Please hang in there

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 4:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is the greatest basketball related thread of all-time.

http://www.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=927904

Seriously, though, Richard Jefferson should admit his sexual orientation.

Similarly to Jackie Robinson many decades ago, Jefferson could make a differnce.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 16, 2009 3:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh joy

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 3:36 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

wow

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 3:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kobe Does Broadway

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 16, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well Broadway was asking for it

did you see the way Broadway was dressed?

by pxilpooshr on Jul 16, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kis4niIlcuY&feature=channel

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 3:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Pacers in some financial trouble as per my research and one of Bill Simmons latest tweets

Could they do this trade at the deadline?

Granger, Foster, Rush for Rudy, Joel, Martell, Travis. Would save them 2 million instantly and gives them depth (with the option of letting Travis go after the season) and Rudy as some face of the franchise. We solve the issue of a second scorer next to Roy, clear the SF rotation, get a good center to back up Greg (2 more years), and a shooting guard who is capable but a clear #2 behind Roy. I doubt it happens, but I want Danny dammit and this deal would make some sense to both parties :)

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=mh6rcl (we improve by 6 wins as per Hollinger)

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 3:55 AM PDT reply actions  

but I want Danny dammit

+

that’s all you had to say. KP pull da trigger.

by medmelon on Jul 16, 2009 4:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Murphy's Law

Greg sprains his ankle, and now your centers are Jeff Foster and . . . Pendergraph? – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 16, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh lordy I hope so.

drrroooooolllll……..

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jul 16, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

adios

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 4:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Adios tim

if you see this later… Did your other accounts get de-banned??

by fanfaraway on Jul 16, 2009 4:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nate on Martell: "He'll start to run in August, play basketball in September"

Sounds like Greg last year

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 4:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Wendell Maxey's comment verification code generator (Bloguin) is broken. I can't post anything.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 4:33 AM PDT reply actions  

It's not that interesting, I just didn't like his list of alternatives after Utah matches for Millsap

But I fear he is right they will today or latest tomorrow, independent of finding a new home for the Betrayal Skull Dude. That still has time.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 4:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woj says they will. Woj is always right.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 4:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get it

I understand waiting to see what’s going on, but what is the point in waiting a week to match? Millsap is going to demand a trade from Utah.

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 4:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

They renamed the Sears Tower in Chicago.

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 4:51 AM PDT reply actions  

A Kids TV channel in the Middle East is glorifying suicide bombings.

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 4:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Thats effed up.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Jul 16, 2009 6:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's what we need: A website with a forum about the girlfriends of NBA players. For each player. And another one about how much they suck

Via ShamSports http://www.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=928256

Anthony Roberson’s page (Bulls) is pretty juicy according to this thread
http://www.talk-sports.net/nba/girlfriend.aspx/Anthony_Roberson

Blazers:
Here Sophia can learn about Nic’s girlfriend(s)?
http://www.talk-sports.net/nba/girlfriend.aspx/Nicolas_Batum

http://www.talk-sports.net/nba/girlfriend.aspx/Travis_Outlaw
Mostly pictures that could have been taken in any bar or disco, no idea who is really his girlfriend

Roy has no problems even in a forum like this.

Warning: A lot on those pages is probably not safe for every workplace

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 7:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Sergio has crooked teeth (when seen full size), and Rudy is cute

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

he’s like “what the heck am i doing here, hopefully we’ll go to the hotel soon and I can practice my free throw shooting”

by medmelon on Jul 16, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Calderon. He seems like an OCD basketball fiend.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, you gotta be to go that many games without missing a free throw.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Foo-Foo drinks get a bad rap.

If you get the right kinds, they’re tasty as all get-up and they have that higher proof that let you know they’re working.

AMF FTW!!!

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Jul 16, 2009 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes it still is..

no matter if you drank it out of a blazer mug.. its still fru fru

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 16, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zach!!

that’s Gijón!!! I think that’s El Bulevar, a pub in Gijon, hahaha I used to go there while in high school (we can drink at 16 here in Spain).

by medmelon on Jul 16, 2009 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

the lady must go...

pink scarf, wearing a skort, with a brown handbag? definite fail for spain fashion

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh for "heaven's sake". That is the mother of one of them.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jul 16, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

if Rudy wasn't a Blazer, i think i would hate him...he seems like a girly boy

…sergio just looks lost…hahahaha

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope!

They were around forever but only one hit. I have the Hotwired album, it had some decent stuff on it.

by Timmay! on Jul 16, 2009 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Western Norway is the most astounding place I have ever been to.

 It is shockingly beautiful, the dramatic landscapes and open expanses of water are unavoidable. Bergen in particular, the city of the seven mountains, built on mountains and a port town? Awesome.

I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it

by The Pirate on Jul 16, 2009 7:17 AM PDT reply actions  

You can have that in Vancouver too. But I agree, Bergen is a very nice city.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

South Western Norway is just nice in general.

 Although I’m biased, I’m in love with the place. Driving through Nordfjord was hauntingly beautiful as well, it’s not that far North of Bergen. It’s where my girlfriend’s family originate from, her name is Daviknes, which means, on the corner of Davik. A isolated little town located on the bank of a fjord.

I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it

by The Pirate on Jul 16, 2009 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Borgund/Lærdal stavkyrkje

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the church that was burned down by an anarchist/atheist?

I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it

by The Pirate on Jul 16, 2009 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I vote for Aleslund

but it’s a hike to get there

wanderlust

by gatajohn on Jul 16, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

BE gets cited by hoopshype for the "Bayless-gate" and Hendrickson posts

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by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 7:55 AM PDT reply actions  

And by the MSP

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gavin, Chad and Dwight hating on Bayless as a point guard and as a shooter

Now I know he will be at least as good as Tony Parker.

If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 8:22 AM PDT reply actions  

wow

The three knee jerkiest folks I can think of who are also always wrong. I think you’re right. I hope they all think that Utah is going to match too.

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Glad I'm not listening to them

People are taking Summer League way too seriously.

by Timmay! on Jul 16, 2009 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

They always do

It’s how the Church Cult of Bayless was formed last year.

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kenny Vance joins in praising Cunningham and hating on Blake and Bayless

Bayless will be a low minutes instant-offense player off the bench, bla bla.

These guys are sooooo quick coming to judgements.

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

frustrates me. One summer league is enough to judge a player, for good or bad.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

They probably wouldn't know what to say without snap judgments

That’s the kind of thing that keeps sports talk radio going. People love strong divisive opinions on the radio for some reason.

by Timmay! on Jul 16, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember last year, when Batum was a bust and Petteri needed to be on the 15 man roster? Fun times.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember

It made me make of the “Nicolas Bustum” nickname, because some were even saying he was KP’s “first real mistake”… which is funny in itself, even without Batum having a good rookie year.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

They probably still think

Qyntel Woods could be a star…..based on summer league.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Jul 16, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

They're too quick to come to judgements

And even when they take their time and consider everything, they still come to the wrong conclusion. They aren’t good at basketball talk, and thus it is hard to listen to, so I don’t listen to them. It just makes me go, “why are you so wrong?”

Perhaps Bayless won’t be a good PG. Who knows. I DO know it won’t be because he had a bad game in summer league.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Odom signs with Miami, it’s been a successful offseason.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 8:43 AM PDT reply actions  

haha.

oh how our standards have fallen.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 16, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

If we re-sign Roy and LMA it will be a successful offseason :)

Two days ago typed up how our offseason went with Timmay. We would have laughed at that back in early May.

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

it would mean LA not repeating and a much easier path to the Finals. I’d take that.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of my favorite places to visit

It’s a five mile hike in the mountains of Western Montana. NYC is pretty cool to visit. This is a place where you will be the only people…

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 16, 2009 9:00 AM PDT reply actions  

That looks familiar. Is it in Glacier?

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jul 16, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arnovitz calls Bayless’ first game “stellar.”

BUST.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 9:07 AM PDT reply actions  

He only watches Clippers games. He can only compare him to Davis and Davis.

Bayless is a bust. Oden is a huge bust made of glass. LaMarcus is a soft wuss. Travis has no brain. Martell has a bum foot. Blake has a dinged shoulder and is not athletic. Nic is French. Rudy is overrated. Joel is a white stiff. We are screwed. We are one injury to Roy away from being the Clippers. At best the Timberwolves.

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

you forgot that Nate is going to bolt ‘cuz he doesn’t like KP.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard

That if we don’t package Roy and LMA for Tracy McGrady, we’re going to end up like the Bulls— with the #1 pick and an awesome young PG.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard a guy on the radio

say that if the Clippers sign Iverson, their roster is as good as Portland’s.

Hm. - Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 16, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard from an unnamed source that the Blazers are considering trading for Carlos Boozer if Utah matches their Millsap offer. My source tells me that Kevin Pritchard hopes to trade Boozer’s expiring contract at the trade deadline.

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 9:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

My Olympic 2004 Team is becoming an reality. Your source also included our interest in Marbury right?

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 16, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just discovered Odom was apart of the 2004 Team

Now I’m on the sign Odom bandwagon. This was the year, to re-assemble the 2004 team, and KP let it all slip through his hands.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 16, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per Ben

Last ditch effort: Pritchard dumps chemicals on “toxic” Millsap offer; demands media now use the term “radioactive” to further scare Jazz

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stephen Curry, per Arnovitz:

The good news for Curry is that he’s been able to get shots — largely because the ball has been in his hand. He’s picking his opportunities. Unfortunately, he’s picking far too many of them. Although he’s averaging 19.5 points per game, he’s doing it on only 31.4 percent shooting. His assist/turnover ratio? 4.5 to 3.75.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 9:34 AM PDT reply actions  

What is it about being drafted that makes people start missing shots?

It’s one thing in the NBA where the competition is fierce on the court (though that doesn’t explain why they stop making open shots), but seriously, Summer League? He should be hitting from all over the court and a few phone booths.

by Timmay! on Jul 16, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

shot selection has been bad. really bad.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what causes their shot selection to drop.

I mean, he was nailing it from everywhere in college. It’s not like Summer League is a bastion of hard defense, you should be able to get shots you want.

by Timmay! on Jul 16, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

three point line is farther back and the defenders are flat-out taller and longer. 2s in college are the size of 1s in the NBA oftentimes.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

He has looked AWFUL

Simply, awful.

I didn’t watch him much in college, but like I said during the run up to the draft, he isn’t very athletic and is quite tiny (thoug has good height). He isn’t really a PG, like Bayless, but Bayless is very athletic.

If Curry doesn’t do well in summer league, it means a lot more than if he did well. He should be dominating it, like Bayless and Randy Foye and Nate Robinson and other quick small scoring guards.

His shot selection has made me cringe. Really awful.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

if an undersized guard trying to score can’t dominate summer league…

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yet another astounding junk drawer

Not even 10 am pacific, and there’s almost 800 comments. Great travel ideas.

by Corvid on Jul 16, 2009 9:45 AM PDT reply actions  

someone want to give a synopsis so I don’t have to scan this thing

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

MUAHAHAHAHA

Mercury’s poop is bigger than Carlos’s, and as Ben Franklin once said, that is a true measure of a man.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is my most favorite place...

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Jul 16, 2009 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

so I watched Dazed and Confused last night

one of the few matthew mcconaughey roles i have actually liked

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Lone Star was a big disappointment to me

Not sure why, I just stayed bored during it.

by Timmay! on Jul 16, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's pretty slow at times and hard to watch

But for mcconaughey, I think it’s one of his better roles. I’m not sold on him as a lawyer (amistad, to kill a mockingbird)

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 16, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked him in A Time to Kill

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, my bad, that's the title...

I think I liked the movie and the cast better than I liked him…

I agree with you though, his character in Dazed is pretty classic

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 16, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

never seen it

Angels in the Outfield is another movie that I liked him in. He seems to do a lot better if he has a minor role in a movie as opposed to trying to carry it by himself. Brad Pitt has the same problem (although he has more acting “talent” than Matthew).

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sandra was/is hot

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

what are you doing online in Texas?

how long you gonna be there?

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

2 weeks

the car is broken so we have nowhere to go until the weekend is over/his mom gets back from work…

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

public transportation

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

too hot son

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

i’ll catch up someday

"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse

by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 10:40 AM PDT reply actions  

you ballin right?

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, what time?

"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse

by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

6-8pm

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh cool

i may have to leave at 7, i’ll call da fiddle player and see

"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse

by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

i also may bring my new roomate drew who is a real.baller

remember, the “whitesteveblake” haha

"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse

by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

sweet...the browncp3 is looking forward to it

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

some of us really suck so thewhitesteveblake might skewl us

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice

when people suck that means i can play point forward.
when they are good i have to be varjao, “chosen2”

"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse

by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

you can play point forward...everyone was playing point forward last time

it was a turnover fest…if we had a Open thread, it would contain a lot of “what the…”

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse

by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, I'd read an open thread for that

Get some folks who don’t play to watch and comment on a thread.

by Timmay! on Jul 16, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

How about a game recap in the sidebar

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

If come, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna cramp up

in addition to contributing very little other than fouls.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 16, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

sophia is gonna show up, i'll have her mobile post an open thread...

live bloggin

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s good, I’m showin up, so i need someone to record every time I cross someone over

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

sweetness

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

7?

"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse

by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

sure, show up anytime between 6-8

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

6?

"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse

by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

i just saw the Emmy nominations

I can’t believe freaking Family Guy got nominated for Best Comedy. Especially considering The Simpsons—-THE SIMPSONS!—-never has. Good thing it won’t win. I hope Michael Emerson wins for best supporting actor.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 16, 2009 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

agreed

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer Ari

And I was shocked when I first heard Kevin Connolly’s real voice. His synchronized voices are much cooler.

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

E has a synchronized voice? i did not know that...

Ari is still the best…he should win it every year but Johnny Drama has grown on me

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Every US actor has in most European countries :)

I suppose his US voice is his real one, and it’s bad.

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhh, synchronized = dubbed

I didn’t know whatcha meant either.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok, that toatlly confused me...hahahaha make sense now

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

entourage sucks

these days.. its just awful… season 1 and 2 were good, but not its like a chiche of itself. the main character is brutally bad

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 16, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mad Men is a good show

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mad Men

is maybe the best show. I think that will win. Though I wouldn’t mind if Lost won, cause that’s also maybe the best show.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 16, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

anybody ever seen the TV show Dexter?

Son #2 informed me that he is a regular on the show but I have never heard of it and cant find it on any of the direct TV channels that I get.

by southern oregon on Jul 16, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

really? I love Dexter. Who does he play?

by fanfaraway on Jul 16, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe is a big blond guy with huge sholders

I had to laugh when he told me he was playing a cop.

by southern oregon on Jul 16, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the simpsons isn't as funny as it was 5+ years ago

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither is Family Guy

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 16, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed

both were better a long time ago

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 16, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

that show

is like the same episode over and over again.

Better gets crazy idea, dog talks and drinks and hits on his wife, idea goes bad and he apologizes to someone and his hot wife not only doesn’t leave him but jumps in the sack growling.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peter

fingers no type

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

you ever see

the Cartoon Wars episodes of South Park? They skewer Family Guy and hit the nail right on the head.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 16, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

sadly know

my bootlegging stopped about season seven. I’ve been going through serious withdrawals of late and may even pay money as i do like them.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

clearly i shouldn’t be typing today.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

clearly

hmmm i did have rum and mint and lime juice yesterday with some ice…

must still be in the system.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow that caught on fast

"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse

by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

what?

are other people playing with my barbies without telling me?

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

i may i have missed something this JD is ginormous and things that don’t exist mutate fast.

"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse

by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

i lost my unmarked comments, and scanned half of it anyway

"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse

by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was nice so I had to spread it too.

Rat Bastird owns more Barbies than Smithers.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man

i WISH!!!

I bet I have him beat on the my little ponies though.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

go

here and you can watch for free.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 16, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lame

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

South Park is so stupid

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is awesome

I said it was stupid once, then i watched. now how I support it not being stupid when there’s a giant talking piece of poo… well…

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think i just had an accident

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

American Dad is better

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I’ve seen it a few times and it didn’t seem funny at all.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

but are only good when your drunk

"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse

by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's redundant

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ditto

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jul 16, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Family Guy is good, used to be very good

The Simpsons in its heyday was awesome. Futurama was very good and very underrated. I cannot stand American Dad.

by jksnake99 on Jul 16, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

why? just not funny?

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

simpsons

was better than i gave it credit for when i finally started watching it. I was disappointed that futurama was removed off the air.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Futurama was renewed last month

It’s getting a fresh 26 episode run next year, on either Fox or Comedy Central.

by Timmay! on Jul 16, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

love older family guy

new ones are pushing it, but still ok. Same deal with the Simpsons, good for about the first 8 or 9 seasons, now its just too wacky. American Dad just bugs me, I haven’t watched it a ton, but I have seen enough to know it isnt my style…

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jul 16, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

We haven't been able to come up with a good Family Guy Episode since Blue Harvest.

We could be missing one or two. But I’m guessing the writers are spread too thin now.

by Timmay! on Jul 16, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, thats what it seems like to me also

But I didn’t wanna be mean about what L-Train likes. I couldn’t watch it though. Muy aburrido.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s so he has a challenge the rest of the weekend… something to keep him interested

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It makes them feel less bad

When he gets out of a car and his knees explode.

They can say “oh well, he’s getting some guaranteed money for us putting his knees through the rigors of an NBA season, we can feel okay with ourselves”

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was a small amount though right?

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

2nd round picks don't have salary slots right?

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right

Which is why its valuable for international prospects. If there is a large buyout, the contract can give them more money to make that buyout work.

by Quik_Baller on Jul 16, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

So… that covers his food budget… he may be looking for a job on the side so he has a place to live

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Endorsements

His picture is going to be on the Ace Bandage packages, and he’s going to be a spokesperson for Weight Watchers. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 16, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

blech. That is all.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

You just ruined this for me in case I wanted to watch it which I don't

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 16, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

pookey, how do you feel about the Kings taking Thompson over Randolph?

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahah, that's not the car they are rolling out!!

that’s the first version…

that made me laugh

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would make it worse

than the car they did not put in production in the early 2000s. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 16, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

the research company is from Bandon, Oregon

I had no idea there was anything else there other than golf courses

by Peteyhasnohead on Jul 16, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i haven't been and dying to go...

Langdon still one of my favorite course but i heard Bandon beats it by 100000x

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

not yet...was it on TLC?

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was a great documentary

Everyone should watch it.

I work at VW Credit and they are pretty high on their TDI engine – it burns very, very clean, gives 50 mpg and doesn’t have the problems of batteries. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 16, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The TDI is supposed to be the best Diesel engine on the market

The big Diesel problem is first the limited number of pumps, and second, the fact that their price skyrocketed when supply dropped, past the regular gas prices (in this area).

I really like the TDI though. I’m impressed that it seems to burn diesel cleaner.

by Timmay! on Jul 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Europe about every gas station has diesel

But it’s true, most big chains are trying to get rid of “regular” gas and just want to have “super” and their very expensive proprietary high octane mix (useless) and diesel priced slightly above super. What VW also has introduced for some models is an engine that seems to go out when you stop e.g. at a crossing or a traffic light, but comes back on very fast.

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Europe about every gas station has diesel

Yep, America is way behind there. So no surprise that VW is focusing TDI in the Euro market. If Diesel can be available and cheaper in the US, it would be a win-win.

What VW also has introduced for some models is an engine that seems to go out when you stop e.g. at a crossing or a traffic light, but comes back on very fast.

VW is also starting to use this on the Audi, right? It’s a great idea and I’ve heard other manufacturers are considering it too.

by Timmay! on Jul 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

instead of taxing truck drivers

which would have pissed off their union, they just taxed diesel to get their money.. damn gubmint

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 16, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you guys seen "A FLash of Genius"

about the inventor of the intermittent wiper blade???

that was an awesome story…i mean, this guy fought the big corporation himself and eventually won it…when everyone else told him to settle…

insane

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Neil Young's car

a hybrid that gets 100 mpg and it’s a converted 1959 Lincoln Continental. Luxury! – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 16, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were at a home improvement store last week

And saw a Tesla Roadster in the parking lot.

Every single person stopped, walked over, and looked at the car. It pretty much stopped everyone in their tracks. If Tesla can ramp up production, they’ve got a shot.

Except with me. It’s probably cheaper for me to use gas than electricity here.

by Timmay! on Jul 16, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are horribly unreliable. They should fix that first.

I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it

by The Pirate on Jul 16, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

In downtown Tuapse Russia there is a store named "Fart"

it wasn’t nearly as funny once I learned that fart roughly translates to “success”

by tingeyga on Jul 16, 2009 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Moscow is a city I like to check out

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seemed nice enough of a place

in the afternoon that I was there, even though it was in late October. Moscow is really not like the rest of Russia though.

by tingeyga on Jul 16, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that it depends what you are looking for

St. Petersburg is also nice I hear. Although Sochi is the Miami Beach of Russia.

by tingeyga on Jul 16, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't remember which Eastern Euro city I was in

Either Riga or Tallinn, but there was a big store called INDIANA HIP HOP, where they sold the latest hip hop fashions, in the style of the best Indiana hip hop icons.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Singapore is a big salad bowl

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nam is top 3 on my list...

if i don’t go to Nam, i would be ruined

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

From what?

My wife loves Thailand, she wants me to go there with her. She also has a rich friend in Taiwan she wants to visit.

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

my friend married a beautiful girl from Singapore

He is lucky, and wise. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

I forgot. When I was there we went to a water park and it as horrible all the men wore Speedo’s and the women wore ugly old on pieces and didn’t shave their pits. My friend said they all looked like they had Willie Nelson in a headlock.

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My brother went to an American Indian restaurant in Warsaw

It was called Sioux something. Anyways, it was a Mexican food.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 16, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, close enough

All a real Mexican is, is a native American from down south!

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funny thing was

the waitstaff all dressed up like cowboys and Indians.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 16, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds me

One of my favorite things to do whent travelling is eat Mexican food in every country. It is SO SIMPLE to make the food decnt, and it is always horribly messed up.

,

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had good Mexican food in Japan

It was better than half the Mexican places here.

I saw an American Pizza on the menu of a Pizza Hut in Hong Kong that had corn and ground beef on it.

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like fun

if you don’t hurt yourself that way. Ow! My mexican food!! – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 16, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's odd...so it's 8 days

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it a way it makes sense

They get 7 full days and then we’ll find out on the 8th day

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Paul Allen gives Sessions as a gift.

Or even allows him to splurge on Granger or Wallace in a trade.

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

just asked Hollinger about Sessions, but I think he was wrong in his answer. Teams can only give him up to the MLE.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sessions is indeed underrated, but with so few teams having cap space there’s only one team who can make an offer like that, and they targeted Millsap. Bucks will probably match something up to the MLE, which is all most of the other teams can offer, so that’s why things haven’t heated up with him.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first two years would have to be at MLE-level per the Arenas provision, then it could go up by I think 8% per year depending on if a team has the cap space (we would have, at least when Millsap is matched). If we gave him a 4 or 5 year deal with that, the Bucks could still match but would have to think at least twice about it.

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sessions doesn’t fit with Roy at this point, but he’d be a fun change of pace to create for 18-20 minutes per game. Sergio+

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would be worth a try. He sure would have to work on his shot. But why not have a player catch and outlet pass from Roy and then drive the lane himself from another angle. If the third player on the wing was Rudy or Travis they would still have a kickout option.

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think Sessions being on the court would hurt Roy’s playmaking ability somewhat…. BUT, most players can become servicable shooters with practice.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard it had something to do about when we gave him the offer sheet

like it is after 12 E.S.T., so it techincally wasn’t offered till the next day

by Peteyhasnohead on Jul 16, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it's a psych out

KP knows Utah is listening… so he tells them they don’t have to answer till Saturday, but when Saturday comes, it’s already too late

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Utah is too busy with conjugal visits.

They have no time to match.

I cry for Mike.

by Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And on the eighth day

KP rested. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 16, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

after his conjugal visits

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by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

let’s get Norsk’s up there.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

I’m half tempted to talk about god some more. What if god was a BEdger? Just a stranger on the net? Trying to pick up on fangirls, just like cloudydays.

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

If god wants to hang out with pretty girls

all he has to do is create some more. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

what if I am god

and I’m trying to pick up BEdge girls?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

what would you do if you were God?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are welcome?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't it sad that the next highest number of recs is an old JD?

I wish I had something smart to write.

Look, I’m as angry as the next guy that KP hasn’t gotten a deal done, but I got something to get off my chest. Now hear me out, when Utah matches Millsap and when Utah has a trade with Portland involved, KP will be considered a genius. Because he is.

Here is how it will go down.

KP will trade Outlaw for Chris Paul and NO gets Boozer.

2nd trade. Joel for Howard straight up

4th trade. Sign Rudy to a contract extension and make him the starting SG

Discus

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec!

You should do it and then we’ll rec it really quickly and the mods won’t delete it cause they won’t want to anger the mobs (AKA us)

by fanfaraway on Jul 16, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

you cut and paste it

I’m not starting a fight with them folks. I know they can see who rec’ed a post. I was scared to rec Sophia yesterday because of that fact.

While I’m at it. I think the “ph” in “Sophia” is sexist because of the word “phallus” has a “ph” in it, from now on I shall spell her name “Sofia.”

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

you beat me to it

i was gonna call morty out for calling sofie a guy

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't blame me

blame the spaniards :)

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

KP has got to be frustrated. Pretty much everything has gone wrong this summer and now the media is killing Bayless.

I expect no move beyond a third PG this offseason.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Joe Prunty

He isn’t getting the most out of Bayless, just like Nate didn’t get the most out of Sergio.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Dean Demopoulos who is the real problem.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm planning on going to Greece next summer for a study abroad

so I’m super excited about that. The only place outside of the northwest that I’ve been is D.C. and just hit up all the touristy stuff, it was all really interesting but I wouldn’t want to go there again, and Obama’s limo and all the Secret Service Surburbans drove by when I was walking around so that was pretty sweet.

by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 16, 2009 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Greece is very nice

Especially when you have some time to go off the beaten paths. Friendly people everywhere willing to help you out, give you a meal, a room, etc. Only fiercely nationalistic.

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but its realllly expensive.

I think the school charges like $8,000 to be there 4-5 weeks and to take 2 or 3 classes. I think we get to go to Corfu, Athens, Crete, and Delphi.

by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 16, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I had a ship with a poop deck

After long walks, I get pooped.
I hate bird poop on my car.

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

One "joke" I always do

Whenever I see a list, either for grocery or for a to-do list my wife leaves me, I either write BUY POOP in the person’s handwriting on the grocery list, or I write DRAW A POOP on the to-do list and then I draw a poop and cross out that part of the to-do list and show it to my wife and say “look, I did something on my list! I am a good boy”.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should try that.

I see you’re not going to let “poop” go without a fight.

I once pooped in a large paper bag, folded it nicely, and set it next to a dumpster just so I could watch the reactions of the people who opened the bag. I got the idea from my cousin.

When we were kids we would play pull a purse and we played it for so long that folks started to catch on. My cousin mixed it up by pooping in an old purse and then we left it in the sun for a few days. It was one of the stinkiest things I’ve ever smelled. We would leave the closed poop purse next to the road and the see how long it took for the car to stop and throw it out the window.

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you ever done the burning bag of poop thing?

Ring the doorbell and run away, and the poor guy doesn’t know whether to put out the fire and ruin his shoes, or let the thing burn and risk losing the front of his house to the flames. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jul 16, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

I always wanted to light a bag of poop but I didn’t because of the fire hazard.

Once on Punky Brewster she did a thing called the “flying foam” where she filled a plastic bag with shaving cream, stuck it under the door, and then jumped on it. It would probably only work in warm climates though.

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ive done too many terrible pranks to mention

but filling a garbage can full of water and leaning it on the door of an RA at UO.. at university inn in 2000 was classic.. as well as getting 100 taco bell hot sauces, twisting the to breaking point and leaving them on the floor JUST inside the door was awesome too.. man do those things shoot sauce everywhere

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 16, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't judge a book by it's cover...

anyone been to Mauritius?

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

The D-League select team beat the Wolves and Kings

We will also play them. Mhm, I think I said Othyus Jeffers and a few other of those guys would look good on an NBA team.

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I love that this is on the front page
Portland small forward Travis Outlaw has been one of the NBA’s success stories. He arrived in the NBA straight from high school in small-town Mississippi, and at first appeared wholly unprepared. He had essentially dunked his way to great numbers in high-school, and he could still jump in the NBA. But his jumper was a little scary, his defense was nothing special and coaches had a hard time finding a use for him.

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Portland had the best point differential in basketball after the All-Star break and most of their players are still improving. Jazz are definitely subtracting either Booz or Millsap and weren’t as good as Blazers a year ago.

via Hollinger

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

If I could have put money on it

I would have bet her comment would have been deleted.

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

As much as Sophia is sexist in her own right, she made many good points in that thread.

Although Rebecca Haarlow is a talentless hack, she gets too much flack regarding her looks

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 16, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say what Haarlow does is harder than it looks

She always keeps it running smooth and is never at a loss for what to say. That is much harder than it looks.

Too many people assume she is dumb because she is pretty, and that is what bugs me. As far as sideline reporting goes, she is better at what she does than Mike and Mike are at what they do, when compared to other announcers.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

although her job isnt that hard

it would be if she asked unique questions to each game, but instead she repeats the same q over and over each game.

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 16, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too late to really join this

But sideline announcing is terrible for almost anyone. It’s a worthless job, and I wish NBA teams would just eliminate it altogether. I don’t need to see interviews of ass’t coaches at halftime.

But, you people haven’t seen Angela Tsai (who is pretty) work either. She’s god-awful at sideline announcing.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 17, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you kids see this Eggers article?

link

It’s linked from TrueHoop and Olive, so you should have by now, or I question your fandom.

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't have time to read the comments to see if it's been

mentioned but they’re reporting on Wheels at Work that the Blazers are pursuing Tayshaun Prince.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jul 16, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Link?

Ha, I kid because I love.

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm. Rondo, Ariza, not KG. You know, a little bit dirty, kinda sneaky. Quail are surprisingly aggressive.

I saw a covey of Gambels Quail attack a much larger Scrub Jay to chase him away from the food source. All the smaller birds keep a watchful eye on them.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jul 16, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was a kid

At my Grandma Magnum’s farm, she saw a quail out in the yard and she opened her kitchen window and shot it with her rifle while leaning over the sink.

We went and grabbed it and I helped pluck it. It was nummy, but I haven’t had quail since. I wanna try it again!

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

hm

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

We prolly need to jump ship already

Get in a new junk before we go overboard!

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

how dare you guys betray my JD...

BLACKLISTING ALL OF YOU NOW UNLESS A PROPER APOLOGY IS MADE!!!!

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's not an apology

cry for BRP not Mike

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cry everyday for you, brp.

I wanna meet you and touch your hand.

I cry for Mike.

by Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can hold my hand +

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

cloudy is gonna be pissed...

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jul 16, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

pssh no

i dumped roybot for a real life girl lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

PIOIDH

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

sry

i’ve already talked waaay too much about my social life in this JD anyways

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you've talked way too much

then… where does Tom rank?

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

tom is incomparable

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank god

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

do they count if they don't breath

and they’re made of plastic or silicon?

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait...

somethings missing…

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm fairly certain

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should check to be sure

 you never know.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

or a lot of us are bored.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, but your junk just ain't makin' it

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jul 16, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol that Sophia comment is funny

poor main pagers never knew what hit them…

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Today's JD Challenge

Use “conjugal visit” in as many comments as you can.

5 points for a mainpage comment
4 points for a top 5 FanPost comment
3 points for a top 5 FanShot comment
2 point for a comment in an adequate FanPost
1 point for a comment in an adequate FanShot
0 points for a comment in some old post no one will read

I’ll send the winner a box of chocolate macadamia nuts.

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

serious??? lets do this!

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRP, what you MEANT to say --

serious??? lets do this! i’ll save the macadamia nuts for my conjugal visit!!

by Corvid on Jul 16, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

i love that url

spears-brandon-roy-pulls-out-of

"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse

by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAN

that is some great photoshop work. she almost looks like one of my barbies.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of many

"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse

by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAN

that is some great photoshop work. she almost looks like one of my barbies. attractive.

FTFY

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 16, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

keep it out of the Haarlow thread though… just a thought

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol....

Mean chicks over there….

by AndricLee21 on Jul 16, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

you guys need to post in this one

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Odds on favorite now to win the British Open???

someone over 40 or someone under 40?

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jul 16, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

under 40

Cause that’s how old Tiger is…. and he’s always the favorite until the Tourney is over

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know Kersey rolls in a tricked out Sentra

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

There has to be some players out there with normal cars

I mean come on, there has to be a few right? Even the generally “everyman” Brandon Roy has a huge Hummer.

by Timmay! on Jul 16, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could see Pryz in a “normal” car

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of Greg’s car is a Silverado that he still drives… has something to do with his friend that died. I know he has a 500 as well.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I pulled a Mike Miller and got myself a haircut today.

Other than the fact that short hair makes me look 16, it’s all good in my book.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Jul 16, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

short hair looks better on you

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it

now you really are channeling Jon Heder lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

congrats

As my hairline continues to recede, I’m considering shaving my head and going completely bald. Should I go for it?

by jksnake99 on Jul 16, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

go for the skullet look

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just keep it short

I thought I’d be totally bald by now, like my brother and dad, but I still got hair on my head.

Whatever looks good on ya! I think I look better keeping it cut short.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you wear glasses?

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

not you

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

same here. my teeth are healthy

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

When we meet

We can clink our front teeth together in celebration of our good fortune.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The haircut looks good!

Now you can love Steve Nash and anyone else who grows their hair halfway long, instead of long long.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

See? You've already found new role models to love.

Just hope that the Prince Valiant hairdo comes back hardcore, and you’ll be able to love dozens of NBAers based upon their hair again.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saturday, per KP.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Sessions? He’s gonna be so bummed when he finds out

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get why Sessions isn’t signed yet. At the very least, he’s a terrific guy to run the offense when Brandon is off the ball or on the bench.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get the impression he wants starter minutes… or could be that PG is not as big of a priority as we thought… yet

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic interview with Antonio Harvey on 95.5 The Game, talked about Jerry’d learning to be a point guard. Really good stuff.

Also, Joe Prunty told them that he moved Jerry’d off the ball to allow him to take Chase Budinger, who Jerry’d knows from Arizona. He thought that the mismatch would be a Blazer advantage.

Odd thinking.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

not saying that he was perfectly right, just saying that the point-counterpoint between him and Vance was really good.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Regardless, Vance was very frustrated with Bayless’ play. thus, it was interesting to ’Tone talk to him about what he saw. He talked about Jarrett Jack refusing to do what Bayless is doing and explained some of the turnovers.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've basically given up on the opinions of the media

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh, I enjoy ’Tone’s analysis, especially with him and Kamla. I’ve been impressed this week.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh

I get all the analysis/opinions I want here.

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm with you.

the Portland media went way overboard the past few weeks. i’m done with them. And Quick had built up so much good will with the “in the locker room” stuff.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 16, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

for me

he’d built up a lot of good will before that.

I admit i’m ignoring all media except for BE until summer is over. It’s like someone put crack with some drug that makes people all manic depressive and gave the press four extra shots of it.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

in the water... can't forgete the water.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is a SL legend.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

we totally should have drafted him

what the heck was KP thinking??? Okay, that’s hit.. FIRE KP!!! Trade him in for some icecream cake.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What BRAND of ice cream cake?

And sometimes they are in the freezer at the grocery store too long and taste like a freezer.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

good points

you can work out the details of the dream. Only constraints is no coffee or fish or squid flavor. Put some numbers together to ensure a vast majority of bedgers can enjoy the flavors.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

NBA 2K2 = awesome. Hakeem, Pippen, Jordan, etc.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I have it on good authority that the following interesting player transfers will likely happen in Europe

Real Madrid: Try to acquire Walter Herrmann as free agent from Detroit. Will lose Raul Lopez to Khimki (Russia), who last year stood in Sergio’s way for the national team. They also acquired coaching legend Ettore Messina from CSKA Moscow.

Tau Ceramica: Tiago Splitter will stay another year. Despite the bankruptcy of the main sponsor they still seem to have found some money, because they will bring in Jiri Welsch and a player from Joventut among others.

Barcelona: Ersan Ilyasova (Bucks) and David Andersen (Rockets, from Hawks) will come to the NBA.

Ricky Rubio: Hasn’t signed anything, but Real Madrid and Unicaja Malaga look like the likely destinations if David Kahn can’t do a last-minute miracle and convince him to come over and lose a lot of money and games the next two years.

Roma is pretty much imploding following a disappointing playoff loss swapping most of the roster

Former NBA players Bostjan Nachbar will sign with Efes Pilsen in Turkey

Carlos Arroyo won’t be back in Tel Aviv, and will try to get back in the NBA.

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t understand why players who can absolutely hack it in the NBA (Childress, Herrrrmannnn) choose to play in Europe… I guess it’s all about the money at that point, but it seams like going from college ball back to HS ball

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

except you get paid millions, get the women, travel, and have all kinds of cool fringe benefits…

dang i should have gone to your highschool.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just meant that it's a step in the wrong direction in terms of competition

trust me, there were no fringe benefits at my HS

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

sometimes...

it’s just about da benjamins.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

by ratbastird on Jul 16, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear Europe is really nice.

I could have sacrificed goin' out
To think my homies who did it, I used to joke about
From now on I'ma use self control instead of birth control
Cause $315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth your soul
$315 ain't worth it

by The Pirate on Jul 16, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the last straw, I’ve had it with these Kings. Who do they think they are

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Nate now sends Demopoulos to Idaho

Or our new co-affiliates the Nuggets send someone.

by Norsktroll on Jul 16, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should hire reggie Theus to coach the D-League team… tell him he’s reprising his role on Hang time

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the first language you learned? I know English ain't it.

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah right

Now watch him become an allstar.

THANKS KINGS. FOR NOTHING.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

either an All-Star

or we’ll watch him ride the bench behind a rookie.

by DrivetheLane on Jul 16, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

We paid for that with cold hard cash and Blood… this is an unprovoked attack!

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

player

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

player

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

oh really… go on

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

player

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

3rd times a charm...

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jul 16, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

what does Tom's nametag say?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

draft tyler hans

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

that’s one of his names.

I cry for Mike.

by Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I just realized I haven't ate anything yet today

I was so wrapped up in what I was doing, and my tummy just said I was a jerk and I realized I haven’t had one thing to eat all day.

So… I’m gonna eat.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

eat what?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 16, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a leftover

I made a kick butt burger last night, seasoned perfect and molded with feta cheese in the patties. Grilled sweet onions, some portabello mushrooms, Tillamook sharp cheddar, nummers.

I’ve never put feta on a burger or in the patties before, and it turned out real nice. I just reheated it real quicklike, since I made an extra one to eat today for lunch.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sounds delicious

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love tomatoes and mayo

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially the juicy cherry tomatoes

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait another!

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"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse

by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

same here, we are soulmates once again!

"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse

by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great Quote from Canzano from his show:

“I don’t think that Batum is in the Blazers long term plans, he just isn’t the type of player I see starting on a championship level team.”

I immediately turned off the radio and slapped myself for even bothering to listen

by ppilot on Jul 16, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Same here

I hate hate hate his shoe, what I have heard.

he has a horrible basketball mind.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

SF area sports radio isn't great... but its way better than Portland sports radio

Tom Tolbert and Ralph Barbieri’s show (“The Razor and Mr. T”) is at least tolerable.

by jksnake99 on Jul 16, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't ever found a sports radio program I can tolerate

For one thing, all I care about sports wise is the NBA, and I can’t think of anyone on the radio who is smart at NBA basketball talk.

I listen to Dave’s podcasts, I enjoyed Casey’s interviews with KP the other season, and I listen to Courtside monday night, though I wouldn’t say it was a great show, just Blazer themed.

Sports radio is just too dumb for me, when it comes to basketball. And I ain’t no genius, I just pay attention to what players do and who they are and what teams did during the season. Maybe sports radio is better with football and baseball, I dunno…

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mortimer, you're basketball knowledge isn't fit for human consumption.

You know too much and you want to dive deep into the topics—That’s not good for sports radio.

What you need is for NPR to pick up the NBA. They could bring in some scientists and members of think tanks to explain the nuances of the sport. Could you get behind something like that?

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 16, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's plenty of people here smarter than I

And there are plenty just like me who just happen to really follow the NBA and keep track of crap, and I wish there was a radio show that did the same.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with you

Just given how media is transforming these days it’s almost required you hit the biggest polity possible—meaning, either water it down for everyone to consume, or strive for shock value.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 16, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, exactly

Makes it intolerable for a real fan :-(

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Petros and Money

when they have Don McLean on.. he knows his stuff

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 16, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are a wise man...

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jul 16, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, what could we possibly want with a 19 year old version of Scottie pippen?

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Batum is 20 and extremely unlikely to even approach Pip's greatness...

… but Canzano is till way off base. 19/20 year olds that start for good teams and don’t look out of place generally end up going places.

by jksnake99 on Jul 16, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant he plays like Pip probably did when Pip was 19, so the potential is there… I guess now that Batum is 20 though that changes everything

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It may be true that Nic at 19>Pip at 19, but there have been many "next Pip"s and most fall well short of that mark

Its much more likely Nic reaches the “above average starter” or “borderline all-star in the Tay Prince mold” than even be in the same convo with Pip.

by jksnake99 on Jul 16, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

very true… and we all know how much we’d hate to have a tayshaun prince on this team… Isn’t that right John?

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Nic and dislike Canzano

I just don’t like to put Batum in the same sentence as Pip.

by jksnake99 on Jul 16, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to… I can see why the TV guys get off on it. It’s a rush

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Batum > Pippen

OMG I need to take a shower, that was amazing.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Batum last year > Pippen in 2003

Wow…….I need a cigarette……and I don’t even smoke cigarettes.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Jul 16, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roy this year > MJ this year

OH HOT MOMMA. I need a shower.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great, I just got clean

And there you go again.

BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRB.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that'd be totally chill

At the very least, we can all agree he looked damn good for a 19 year old rookie in a team that nearly got 2nd in the west, except for some tie breakers.

A smart kid like him who is a student of the game and very athletic SHOULD be really good. His brain is what will separate him from other lanky “Next Pippen’s” who weren’t as all-round as I think Batum will become.

But for now, he’s still a kid who played somewhat sparingly (especially for a starter) and averaged like 5 points a game. There’s a lot left to see before we know where exactly he’ll end up.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So , it's official, i'll be at the bedge game tonight

powell park is the one on 26th and powell? or 106th and powell?

i just need 2 make sure :)

S

The Princess of Blazersedge

by BlazerFan1 on Jul 16, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

26th.

It’s across from a burgerville.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 16, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

word

The Princess of Blazersedge

by BlazerFan1 on Jul 16, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a baseball field there, right?

I hit a homerun against Cleveland there.

BRAGGART.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could be there

even though I’m terrible at basketball.

by jksnake99 on Jul 16, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you play ball for your school?

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha ha ha ha

no, I’m nowhere near good enough. Wilson High was actually pretty decent when I was there.

by jksnake99 on Jul 16, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

For real though

You should write a FanPost about it.

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO

i think i will be looking for rebecca haarlow ish today.

im gonna eat my mainpage comments for weeks

s

The Princess of Blazersedge

by BlazerFan1 on Jul 16, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember to wear the right colors

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least the ban hammer didn't come down on you....

Were you warned at all?

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jul 16, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

They told her to get approval from a man

Before she just spouts off whatever cute thoughts are running around in that ditsy head of hers.

We don’t want her to get hurt, after all.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

now cook dinner!

haha j/k sophia.. all in good fun

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 16, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ben is reporting that the Jazz will match for 'Sap

Hopefully KP is on the phone to Odom and/or Lee and/or Sessions as we speak.

by jksnake99 on Jul 16, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

KP's summer grade so far is about a D+

He gets the “+” for forcing Utah to pay Millsap more than the MLE.

by jksnake99 on Jul 16, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I say he passes just for not making a BAD deal

Which is a big thing to not do for a team in our situation.

Even if we wanted to sign Hedo, we didn’t, so we didn’t do a bad deal yet ;-)

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say it was divine intervention

And since we all know KP is God, he saved us from us, by Himself.

He knew Toronto would offer more, so this way he can do the Brian Cardinal “see I’m signing someone” move for Paul Allen, but not have to deal with the repurcussions.

OH MAN, what a genius!

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say, the fact that Hedo was not in the 2004 olympics means we weren't really into him...

If you look, it’s an arms race for 2004 Olympians. I verified Turkey was not in contention earlier this afternoon.

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 16, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are correct once again

One hallmark of that amazing team was a total lack of anyone who could hit an open jumper, and since we got plenty of those, adding the milquetoasty talents of the 2004 team is all we need to go all the way this year.

WHY WASN’T Z-BO ON THAT TEAM, he was perfect for it.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we were robbed

"My avatar picture is of the favorite vehicle I ever owned" -Me

by 92wastheyear on Jul 16, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think

we’d be guaranteed a bronze finish in the upcoming season. I’m really not sure what management is thinking….

by EvilKaramazov on Jul 16, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but that's setting you up in a position to presume you were right.

There’s no guarantee that a.) Hedo wouldn’t have worked out, and b.) Our Summer plans might have been very different had he signed.

If Hedo had worked out decently, then had his expiring contract traded for a youngster in 4.5 years, everybody would look back and say “ok… I was wrong”. But instead, everyone has take carte blanche to just nail KP since their assumptions about the results can’t be proven or disproven.

by Timmay! on Jul 16, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

bahahahaha

For the record, I don’t think Hedo was the right choice either. But I’ve questioned KP’s decisions before and been wrong, so I’m left unsure what to think of this Summer.

As I noted the other day… if I’d been told this was our big Summer the day after the season ended, I’d have been really disappointed. But I’m not sure I could grade it.

by Timmay! on Jul 16, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It gets an "I" until we get some games in

I wanna use the space smartly and nicely, but its way too soon to grade it. Who knows how it’ll end up turning out.

I’m sure KP is doing his best to use it as smartly and nicely as possible, and that’s all we can hope for.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet I could do a better job grading things than A-Woj or Ford

if I tried to grade all the teams, KP might get bumped up to a C just because of teams like Toronto.

by jksnake99 on Jul 16, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Detroit <<<<<<<<<<<< Toronto.

Billups and Sheed for the twitter guy and an undersized gunner who can’t defend anybody. GREAT IDEA.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its why cap space was created

For one guy who tries at defense but doesn’t do it that well and can score a lot but doesn’t create for others, and a tall guy who plays like a SF who doesn’t defend anyone whatsoever and has never actually passed the ball.

Both guys can get 40 points any given night, so thats nice.

My two friends who are Pistons fans are pretty bummed by this offseason. THIS is what the cap space was for?!?

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

what would have boosted the grade?

wouldn’t an Incomplete be more fitting at this point?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Straight F. Only trading himself for Morey would be passing. :)

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

of course

but if the summer ended today, that would be his grade.

by jksnake99 on Jul 16, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you Greg Jayne

For reminding us why Henry Abbott’s column is slipping.

The “hijacked Brandon Roy” line, along with using the tired unnamed sources thing really left me wondering what’s happening to Henry.

by Timmay! on Jul 16, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It doesn't even make basic sense, on many levels

We didn’t “rob” anyone of getting Roy, we were smarter and got him fair and square.

What the hell are you SUPPOSED to do? Just not get the guy ya want?

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get it, who is Mike :-(

I always get jokes and I don’t get this one so I make a sad face :-(

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Jackson

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

as in the Ron Artest Masterpiece

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear Utah has matched the Millsap offer

The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.

by The Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

what is utah

who is millsap

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 16, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did 92 get one post deleted?

I had it on my to do list and it’s gone.

by tominhawaii on Jul 16, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

it duplicated a fanshot.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He tried.

That’s all that matters.

I cry for Mike.

by Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

me, fir da furst owwwwer at least

"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse

by appel82 on Jul 16, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Odom to flee the West and land in Miami with Wade. Makes Wade want to stay in Miami away from LeBron, kills Lakers. Win-win.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If management doesn't wanna mess with Bayless

Then I am fine trying for Sessions, but I think they want Bayless to be the backup this year.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

that scares me

Sessions>Bayless now for sure, and I’d have to guess that it will remain true.

by jksnake99 on Jul 16, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sessions really needs a jump shot. I dunno why he doesn’t make them, he was at 38% in college.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoever management likes better

I can be fine with, though I think Bayless has a better chance at fitting next to Roy better.

If ya get Sessions, might as well move Bayless, because ya got the guy you’re trying to groom to replace Blake. If KP and Friends think Bayless can develop into a starter, then they won’t get Sessions because it’ll only disrupt the development for a guy who isn’t a for-sure good fit with Roy either.

But Sessions is good, so I would be happy with him. Just don’t think we will, since I think management is into BayBay. I think he’ll be fine as the backup, and will do really well against opposing backup PGs. A solid vet that AK1984 could suggest would be nice to be the 3rd stringer/2nd stringer if Bayless Baylesses up too much.

by Mortimer on Jul 16, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bayless might have to be in a sign and trade to get Sessions, anyway.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m fully convinced that he’s not moving anywhere.

I’d say that we’ll end up with a player we haven’t discussed, but this is Blazersedge. Someone on here has made a fanpost about the player we’ll acquire.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a player we havn’t discussed on Bedge? really? Link?

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone think we can play a 3 man roation at the 4/5

with Oden, Odom and Aldridge?

We might be able to fetch something mighty fine on the trade market with Przybilla and Outlaw.

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

allow me to be both timbo and AK1984 for a moment

I don’t know what the consensus on Odom is, but if we get him, he’s more able to play backup center than Milsap….so do we move Joel and play a bigman lineup of Aldridge, Oden and Odom? Do we dare trade Joel away?
Has anyone thought of Mike Rice in all this Odom mess? He’s going to screw up the Oden vs. Odom thing at least 139 times during the season. That man has enough to worry about already.

http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/7/13/948465/the-ultimate-battle-of-junk-7-14-09#18237001

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Rice will screw up Oden vs Odom 139 times the first game

"I just want a woman"- DrivetheLane

by The Arkitect on Jul 16, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Odom, follow your heart…. to Miami.

life is better as an optimist

by Cablinasian on Jul 16, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a new JD fellas

In Soviet Russia
Statutory rapes YOU!
--- Mortstridamus 3/14/2008

by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 16, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

This one has a billion comments.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT!

I cry for Mike.

by Roybot on Jul 16, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just got here..

the battery in the car died. i had to go buy a new one and replace it..

car grease .. YAY

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 16, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Negrito!! de Bimbo!

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by idoltime on Aug 2, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

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