UFO'S, BigFoot, Loch Ness Monster and Chupcabras
by cavejunctionblazer on Jul 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT
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Lets get some good discussion going down below, its been a long, hot, boring day. Not much in Blazer land right now but in the next 2 days prepare yourself for Utah to make its move. Dont be surprised if Utah matches our offer to Millsap even if they havent traded Boozer yet. Boozer is too good of a player and with an expiring contract he is even prettier! He is gone- I rate it as a 99%sure thing- and about the same for Millsap staying in Utah. With that being said- who do you think will end up in a Blazer uni next ? I vote for Bigfoot-hes a hell of a lane clogging, shot blocking beast-!ohwait!-we already got bigfoot(his name is ODEN). Well then I pick Predator. Then David Lee I guess.
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Is this a junk drawer?
Reno, Nevada is west of Los Angeles.
by RenoBlazerFan on Jul 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd like to pick up some apsara's for the Blazer dancer squad.
*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
rec for being a junk drawer
I’d love to see the Predator on the Blazers.. he totally had the toughness and athleticism we need in a backup 4…
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Just finished this. It's rough but...
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on Jul 15, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
that is fantastic
Now we just need to get him into a Blazer uniform, I worry that he may think Portland is too white for him.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
That looks a lot like he impaled him with some sort of weird alien penis.
by Nick Van Excellent on Jul 16, 2009 3:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah move the spine AWAY from the crouch and we have a winnar!
B.S. Liberal Studies OSU '06
Trade for Gerald Wallace!!
Someone needs to post this over at SS&R.
You will get banned for sure though.
*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
I think he'd get into too much foul trouble.
The Princess of Blazersedge
by Zaig on Jul 15, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think Predator could start at any position
Big D from Blog-A-Bull - "Pritchard is such a genius that teams just give him players for free."
Greg Oden - The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946
by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Jul 15, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Lochness Monster should be on the Blazers.
With all that sneaky quickness, there wont be an opposing PG in the league that could D him up.
I don't remember Loch Ness being that quick
I mean he’s big, but he’s slow in this match.
Warning : Awful, awful wrestling in that link. So bad. So, so bad.
wow! Was bagwell trying to shave him
with well-placed judo chops? Hope he didn’t break his hand on his beard
by Tyler Durrden on Jul 16, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Predator. No question.
His invisibility and voice mimicking would be really helpful on the defensive end. His quickness would be great in transition. His shoulder mounted plasma cannon would come in really handy against the L@kers ( and the Grizz for that matter. I’m beginning to hate that team ). His retractable claws would be an intimidating presence in the paint. Bigfoot could clean the glass, and the loch ness monster would be great at eating space in the paint, but predator brings a set of skills no NBA players currently possess.
Also, as an added bonus, fans could always yell at predator the single greatest line of dialogue ever spoken in the history of cinema; " GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!!!"
there is no doubt that the Alien is the backup 4 we need
he has speed like LMA, a killer instinct like B Roy, and size
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Problem is, if he ever gets hurt,
You gotta replace the whole hardwood. What a pain.
Everybody was a baby once, Arthur. Oh, sure, maybe not today, or even yesterday. But once. Babies, chum: tiny, dimpled, fleshy mirrors of our us-ness, that we parents hurl into the future, like leathery footballs of hope. And you've got to get a good spiral on that baby, or evil will make an interception.
yes but
his blood will melt leBron’s face off
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i stalked BEdge girls
for at least 2 years…
(kidding kidding)
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
About a year and a half then I posted in the junk drawer about strip clubs and the entire thread got nuked.
Jeff Pendergraph will go beast mode all over your face
by chalupa king on Jul 16, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
about a year
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
by dyshooter182 on Jul 16, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
We should make a play for Candace Parker
So hot!
Damn the Blazers. Damn them to hell. - 'The Sports Guy' Bill Simmons
by doublezeroduck on Jul 16, 2009 3:55 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
He was talking about her shooting!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on Jul 16, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whoa
Chill out.
I’d rather have her than the predator. She plays basketball. The predator just kills people. And…. she’s also smokin’ hot so…maybe I am a sexist. What of it?
Damn the Blazers. Damn them to hell. - 'The Sports Guy' Bill Simmons
by doublezeroduck on Jul 16, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not funny to be sexist!!
oh wait.. never mind that was funny.. shoot..
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Does Taco Time still offer free chupacabras
when the team scores 100 points?
by setshot on Jul 16, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Dang it, I meant "Bell"
Dumb joke and I still muffed it.
How could you make this list and leave off the Biggest Bad@ of them all.
I vote Chuck Norris. He could beat any other team single-handedly with a blinding flurry of full-court roundhouse shots
and if the refs whistled him for a kicked-ball he would just roundhouse kick them into the sun
by Tyler Durrden on Jul 16, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Chuck Norris can slam dunk from his home arena... most impressive when playing in Boston or Miami
He gives new meaning to “The Glide” (No offense to Clyde, of course)
Blazers win!
Chuck Norris would be the first player to be called for a flagrant 3
What’s a flagrant 3? That’s what you get when you kick an opposing players entire body off
by Tyler Durrden on Jul 17, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
When Chuck Norris commits fouls
They are called on the Refs.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on Jul 18, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
While Bigfoot would be nice....
and he IS an unrestricted free agent (I believe he was renounced by the Sonics as part of their transformation into the Thunder), I just don’t think we will be able to entice him. At least not until we cut Blaze….a move I heartily endorse.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
no, no, no
Bigfoot is far too inconsistent. We can’t depend on that guy. Sometimes he shows up and sometimes he doesn’t. No one ever sees him practicing. And he’s terrible with the media. We’ve been trying to cultivate a better public image and we can’t have a guy on the team that won’t even pose for a decent photo.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Jul 16, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
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