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Fans of the Portland Trail Blazers astound me at how short their memories, loyalties and patience can be at times. In recent years I've seen them flip on players and management quicker than a Russian Olympic gymnast. All the while I've sat back wondering how many of them are bandwagon jumpers who only joined the Blazers train when things started looking up and the Jail Blazer era was behind us.

All you need to do is peruse the OregonLive or Blazersedge comments sections to find the trolls with their hastily put together ideas, exclaiming their upset with the direction of the team or proposing the trade of players they had lauded the day before.

With that in mind, I present to you the Top Ten Stern Warnings to Blazers fans in the team's current situation...

4 months ago L_63_tiny mookie 33 comments 24 recs  | 

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Well said

"B Roy, ain't no basketball player really ever make me cry, makes me wanna meet you, touch your hand." tominhawaii

by tominhawaii on Jul 15, 2009 6:40 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Tom

"You've been warned...!"
A Stern Warning : http://www.asternwarning.com

by mookie on Jul 15, 2009 7:49 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Should be on the main page

I'm a really really ridiculously good looking orange mocha frappaccino drinking manhammer sandwich

by hobobob on Jul 15, 2009 9:25 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice!

I hope this gets the attention it deserves.

by Corvid on Jul 15, 2009 9:42 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shameless self promotion!

The Princess of Blazersedge

by Zaig on Jul 15, 2009 9:44 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

But I still rec it for truth.

When I rule the world, everyone will know how to use Excel.

by jscot on Jul 15, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well done. rec’d.

draft the stache

by Cablinasian on Jul 15, 2009 10:18 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

because I'm a troll I posted this:

yes, lets think about this: do you know why people are coming to this site to read this? its posted on blazersedge. one of the sites you just bashed for being full of trolls. nice.

people want wholesale changes? really? following the playoffs, fans (and the team) identified specific weaknesses. backup pg and backup pf. need for toughness. what fans have been calling for trading the cornerstones of the franchise and “overhauling” the team??? wanting to trade your boy travis outlaw doesn’t mean people are pining for wholesale changes.

we would be thankful of the blazers’ deep pockets if they weren’t haggling over paying broy for an extra year in his contract (dispute the information and call the reporters liars I guess, but this is simply the information that has been reported by local media). by the way, you’re probably the guy who thinks cleveland is gonna play hardball with lebron this summer because, hey, its NEGOTIATIONS right? brandon roy is our lebron and its ludicrous to give that guy anything less than the max or even fake like you’re not going to.

can’t say you’re wrong about anything canzano writes

why would I wish d miles well because he’s human when in the following paragraph you bash a number of other “humans” by talking about how far we’ve come and how terrible those guys were. the thing about darius was (and I say WAS cause he um, isn’t playing basketball anymore…I wonder why?). the guy was a clown, no one can deny that and you’re not going to convince anyone that memphis signed dmiles cause they thought he could play. I’m not saying that miles didn’t think he could still play, I’m just saying he was a pawn and you’re missing the bigger point. He (like Raef Lafrentz last year), become a walking contract when their contract implications outweigh their abilities on the court. stop feeling sorry for a guy who was paid MILLIONS to play a game just because he gets booed for being an a hole.

travis outlaw sucked well before fans started hating him…for sucking. this is not a chicken or the egg scenario.

look, we were interested in jkidd but he wasn’t interested in us. the fans won’t boo kidd when he comes to the garden. why is that you think? oh yeah, because he didn’t get on a plane to come to ptown and then verbally commit to the blazers before leaving in the 11th hr for toronto. you don’t think theres a clear distinction there? really? this was just another player who didn’t want to be a blazer? theres lots of players who don’t want to become blazers for whatever reason, you don’t see them all pulling a “hedo” though.

I agree, the summer is not over. unfortunately, all the good free agents are signed. KP spent the last 2 years talking about the summer of 09 for free agent prospects. the fans are (UNDERSTANDABLY) disappointed so far. theres still time to make some deals though, we’ll just have to see what happens…

The Blazers as a whole are far more like my wife than like me in the sense of their physicality on defense.
-Dave

by chrischa on Jul 15, 2009 10:21 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

I'm sorry, I just can't read something like that and just say. rec! awesome! I agree with every point!

even though I generally agree that there are a small percentage of fans (on every team) that take things too far.

The Blazers as a whole are far more like my wife than like me in the sense of their physicality on defense.
-Dave

by chrischa on Jul 15, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

..

he shot 37% from 3pt. 45% fg. 4 reb, and scored 13 pts per game(3rd highest on the team behind only broy and aldrige) that doesnt really seem that bad to me…

by jpaulson on Jul 28, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Many good points there

Thanks for your lengthy response — you make some great points.

With regard to the first part about the trolls… I should point out, if it wasn’t explicit enough (and it probably wasn’t), that I don’t regard many people at all as trolls on here. In fact it’s plainly obvious that the vast majority of Bl’edgers are great contributors and passionate fans. But we ALL know that there are a handful of people that don’t know how to hold their drink and spill troll-like sentiments or just go too far with wanting to make trades and the like at the drop of a hat.

Wholesale changes: do you remember the leadup to draft day with the air of expectation that KP was going to Pritch-slap a whole bunch of GMs and make all of these crazy changes? I’m as guilty of hoping for some magic as the next guy, but you’ve got to admit that there are a lot of people out there who were sitting there feeling a bit disappointed that we didn’t see some crazy moves come off to improve the Blazers.

Let me stop at this point and just say that most of what I’m saying is an attempt to play Devil’s Advocate. I’m trying to be a wet blanket on purpose, to an extent. We’re all super-enthusiastic about the Blazers (or we wouldn’t be here)… so sometimes we just need to take a step back and look at the way we’re supporting our team. That was what I was trying to do with this list. *

On Darius Miles — I don’t for a second think that Memphis had pure basketball intentions when they signed him either — I guess my point was more so, “we shouldn’t be wasting our negative energies on Miles when we have a team of our own to support positively” — let him be. Ben and Dave had posts to this effect when it all went down.

Oh, and Travis Outlaw? He’s definitely not my boy… that’s all I’ll say on that one! ;)

I’ll leave it at that for now and the floor open for other people to comment — enough from me!

"You've been warned...!"
A Stern Warning : http://www.asternwarning.com

by mookie on Jul 15, 2009 10:43 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sorry if that sounded harsh

I think we generally do agree on the premise. expectations have gotten a bit out of control at times and its a good idea to stop, take a look around and put things in perspective every once in a while.

thanks for the good conversation.

The Blazers as a whole are far more like my wife than like me in the sense of their physicality on defense.
-Dave

by chrischa on Jul 15, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmmm...

Nice article, But this is what fans do in any sport they always want to be the one who said “I called it first” or “that was totally my idea” yes its annoying and you wonder why they can not just be happy, but it doesn’t make them less of fans, there just excited about their team and want to be involved in what ever way they can, Fans will do this even after we win a championship because we like to debate the issues with the team, what would really worry me is when they stop doing that because then you have to wonder if they still care as much.

Draft Cole Aldrich 2010

by jlarose78 on Jul 15, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But I do agree with your top 10

Just not your introduction, and your attack on Bedge, and its subscribers.

by TrailBlazer4Life on Jul 15, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice points

I only have one beef. Replace “longer than a Damon Stoudamire stogie” to “longer than a Damon Stoudamire doobie”. The difference between the two is huge.

by BlazerTag on Jul 15, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't put damon

in the same category as jailblazers. All he did was bring some pot on an airplane one time right? Other than that incident he was a stand up guy from the community.

sternocleidomastoid

by GoBlaze22 on Jul 16, 2009 2:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was high

it seemed like a good idea at the time…

honestly who cares, I loved me some mighty mouse (although his excessive dribbling occasionally drove me nuts).

I have my P.h.D in unreliable hyperbole.

by Eat Politicians on Jul 16, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Obviously stupid, but I could see how it would happen.

NBA players are flying pretty much every other day. Maybe he grabbed the wrong bag or forgot he had it in his pocket. Whatever.

by Benjamanic on Jul 20, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damon changed his ways

I have a lot more sympathy for Damon after he straightened himself out.
Was he part of that era? Yes.
Does he deserved to be lumped in with the other Jail Blazers? Probably, but I would do it with a big asterisk.

put a body on 'em

by RayBourque on Jul 16, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about rolling down I-5 . . .

   with Sheed in a Yellow Hummer, Cheech & Chong style.
He got caught that time as well.
     The Basketball Jones parody is still hilarious.

It's GO time !

by walkoff41 on Jul 17, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And a pound of weed was found in his crawlspace

And, in case you don’t know, that is A LOT of mary jane

Dictated, not read. The management.

by Samsara on Jul 18, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love Damon Stoudamire...

but dude was a pothead.

Then again, I love potheads.

by BlazerTag on Jul 16, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was about to post this earlier- but I guess you "found" it first

lol. I like the post. Blazer fans need some tough love every so often, and it is easier to swallow when it comes from within (but not from Canzano). I identify most with warning #8. We all have our less favoured players, but be constructive with criticism instead of demanding a trade (we don’t like it much when players do that, after all). Re: #5, though, I think fans have the right to bitch and moan when we think our official press representation is inadequate or is even undermining the team. Again, we should try to be constructive, but Canzano’s columns are going to have a lot more of an effect on perceptions within and outside the organization than anything I or any other casual Bedge poster says.

Dictated, not read. The management.

by Samsara on Jul 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

excellent post

except number 6 is a crock…in the end it was about a paycheck at our expense thanks to Memphis and DM. Gullibility is cute in its innocence, but lets be real folks. It was about gettin paid and had nothing to do with careers or love of basketball.

Rube says what?

I have my P.h.D in unreliable hyperbole.

by Eat Politicians on Jul 16, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i know you mean well, but these overly positive outlook posts are getting annoying fast.

we’re fans. it’s our job to be fanatical.

why are you trying to tame a beast that can’t be tamed?

it’s not like we’re burning down the rose garden or something like soccer fans.

like i said, i know your intentions are pure, but none of this really needs to be laid out in front of people like a manual on how to be a good blazer fan.

its ridiculous.

by ratzo on Jul 17, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Warning #11: Stop moralizing over stupid little things and calling guys thugs.

Why is it that when a guy gets in trouble for something really minor in the grand scheme of things, like smoking a joint, having too many tattoos, or being perceived as having an attitude, fans are so quick to call him a thug or a gangsta? Does he spend the offseason in the ghetto slapping hoes and selling crack on the corner? Would you say the same thing if Steve Nash or Pau Gasol were caught doing the same thing? Michael Phelps?

There are double standards for the NBA and other sports. For example, fighting is tolerated in sports like baseball or hockey as a tradition, but an NBA player gets a suspension if he so much as walks a few feet from the bench in a situation.

Damon Stoudamire was a good guy and it’s lame to lump him in with guys like Zach, Bonzi, or Ruben Patterson. So what if some dude in his mid-twenties takes a toke now and then? Can we agree that it’s not the same as beating one’s wife or raping someone? If fans’ lives were scrutinized to the same degree that the players are, I’m sure someone could unearth some serious dirt on a lot of the saints in here.

by Benjamanic on Jul 20, 2009 12:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

those blazer fans

Who kept with the team during the jail blazers era aren’t necessarily the team’s best fans. Many of us painfully and intentionally boycotted the team.

And it worked. The fans who said “we’ll be back when you give us decent human beings for whom to cheer” saved the franchise for everyone.

You’re welcome. Please refrain from referring to us as “fair weather” fans in the future.

by sagcat on Jul 21, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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