Checking BE in the AM - Morning Junk July 10
When do you check BE first? Before anything, do you wake up, and then wake up your computer? Do you brush/floss/clean your teeth first? Do you brush, and get coffee or tea first? Do you brush, eat, go to work, work for a little bit then check it? Do you check it before your email, twitter, myspace, facebook, or whatever else? What's your morning routine, with or without BEdge? My routine changes but I always wonder how others start their day.
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I voted no
All junk drawers should have polls.
Contradictions can be fun. Doublethink….cognitive dissonance
it is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Newspeak!
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions
i agree with you Magnum
now if you’ll just go through that door that says 101, we’ll continue this dissertation
hahahha
Don’t even suggest that. He just hasn’t received a copy of the 11th edition of the Newspeak dictionary yet. Cut him some slack!
I wonder what FDR would have been subjected to in room 101
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
First time I get on the computer for the day, I open four tabs
and set ’em for Yahoo Mail, Blazers Edge, Facebook, and Hotmail (usually in that order).
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
well I get the work, school, personal breakdown
but, prez, why would you have yahoo and hotmail?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
i wanted two accounts--one I gave publically and signed up for stuff with and one just for family.
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
I don't like gmail
Why does it think it’s soooo cool? If I want to delete the past conversation, gmail shouldn’t be such a jerk about it.
hotmail (the one I’ve had since I was like 13)
Googlemail (my grown up e-mail)
University e-mail
C*mcast sucks!
by Blazermaniac77 on Jul 10, 2009 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions
haha.. at least you admitted it was him
haha.. at least you admitted it was himPREZ PREZ PREZ, Roybot says your her least favorite.. least favorite..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 10, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
girls always say what they don't mean
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
interesting take.. i will use that all this JD
lets see if it work
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 10, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I open Hotmail and Bedge at the same time. Regardless of the order.
I sign in to bedge as soon as my computer is on. Sometimes I’m too busy to comment though.
At work I open about 15 files and a few programs, always in the same order.
It really helps to have each file and program right where it should be on the bottom bar. I bounce between them all day.
At home, just bedge, google, and maybe email.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
oh, and mail is always first at work and last at home.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
i check it when i get to work
check email and messages first, see if there’s something urgent, and if not, plunge straight into JD.
not like Shaq does
Check it—you know how I be—-Kobe couldn’t win a title without me.
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
is that a no?
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Asia the right neighborhood?
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Jul 10, 2009 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wow that was quick!
you had that posted within a minute, well played
C*mcast sucks!
by Blazermaniac77 on Jul 10, 2009 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions
turkey is long and wide and rectanglular ish
by iDONTkickBABIES on Jul 10, 2009 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions
no, it's an entire nation
svalbard is owned by Norway, yeah?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Burma?
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Jul 10, 2009 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I usually check before I even get out of bed
and then every time I get on the computer there after… I think I have a problem
and I think that the more polls the better, I mean why not?
C*mcast sucks!
i finally downloaded firefox 3.5, SBNation seems to run smother
i always put off updates because i usually don’t care that much and don’t want to restart my computer ever.
MillsFanBoy
i did it today for my mac, seems to work great.
everything seems a bit snappier in general
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
sweet dreams
love the avitar
C*mcast sucks!
by Blazermaniac77 on Jul 10, 2009 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions
bye bye!
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions
good night
don’t forget to take your socks off for maximum comfort falling asleep in crusty socks is the worst
MillsFanBoy
I thought it 'twas
I am not one to complain about it, but I figured the mods would after a bit.
So don’t think it was me! I’m just a good guesser.
just kidding about the title.
just curious as to what’s up with all the screen names. I’ve had a couple people email me asking me to ask you to chill. It makes it really hard to figure out what the heck is going on when there’s 8 guys with the same screen name replying to himself.
I don’t know if there’s anything in the BE “rules” that say you have to do it, but I thought I’d ask—it would be appreciated if you could stick to one screen name. It’s ok to do stuff for jokes and make new SNs, but continually changing names over a long period of time gets a bit confusing. Especially for those who don’t know that it’s you.
;-)
EAT IT GOOD.
don't forget the second part I added
lol lemmie just say again, it’s ok to goof around and have fun once in a while—it’s just hard if it’s an every day thing.
I have 6 screen names myself and bust them out on occasion. This is more of a member request than a mod request.
Don’t be afraid to have fun still! ;-p
—Prezzo
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
lol
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions
does this conversation have a beginning?
it seemed to start in midstream, or dare I ask?
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
L-Train was slaughtering baby panda bears
so we had to stop him
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
I see, I assume they were imaginary.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
i am a mortimer fanboy
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:08 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I've had my heart ripped out of my chest before
although I can’t remember if the person was saying “kali ma shakti de” or “we need to talk”
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
did mercury just pee or pee and poop?
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions
We got a system
I walk her at LEAST till 2 pees and a poo.
I wanted to walk her the same ol’ boring dumb way, and she wanted a new adventure. I won, since I already walked her 3 times today.
were there a bunch of people with the Mortimor name?
Im so confuse with what is going on in this thread ATM
C*mcast sucks!
by Blazermaniac77 on Jul 10, 2009 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Thank God!
I mean I love your stuff, but we only have room for one Morty
C*mcast sucks!
by Blazermaniac77 on Jul 10, 2009 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions
this is the no mortimers club
we’re allowed to have ONE
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Jul 10, 2009 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ha No No No
thats not what I meant, I guess the combination of a couple drinks, watching King of the Hill and reading BE has made it tough for me to express my self correctly and instead start threatening people
C*mcast sucks!
by Blazermaniac77 on Jul 10, 2009 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Ha, don't you live in LA?
Im actually heading to LA Saturday for a few days with the family, going to hit up Disney Land
C*mcast sucks!
by Blazermaniac77 on Jul 10, 2009 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes'm, I live in Santa Monica
Disney Land is fun, though I bet it’s annoying this time of year. I’ve only gone in the off-season.
It'll still be fun though!
I didn’t mean to make that sound like a dissuasive argument to not go to Disneyland.
Jerk!
is Santa Monica where Route 66 ends? or is that Santa Clara… or Santa Barbara… or Santa something else…
C*mcast sucks!
by Blazermaniac77 on Jul 10, 2009 2:29 AM PDT up reply actions
no kidding?
Im actually driving Route 66 this summer too, Im taking 3 weeks to do it with a couple friends in August.
C*mcast sucks!
by Blazermaniac77 on Jul 10, 2009 2:33 AM PDT up reply actions
if youre into rides but hate crowds then you should go to six flags magic mountain
the drive aint too far from l.a. and only locals go there so for some of the good rides there isnt even a single person waiting in line. tatsu and x2 are the only ones that ever have lines
EAT IT GOOD.
thats some bad advice.. there is ALWAYS lines at MM.. its like 20 degrees hotter than disneyland.. and if you go during the summer daytime, its all wannabe gangsters there..
blazermaniac77, if you got kids stick to disney and knotts.. mm is fun but its more hardcore rides and its freaking hot and the people suck.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 10, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
tis nothing but the truth i speak
although their waterpark is fun.. since gangsters dont swim son
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 10, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
i love Magic Mountain.
i was there in April and sunburned the living crap out of my head. i don’t have as much hair as I thought anymore.
by DrivetheLane on Jul 10, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That should be fun
For my backelor party I wanted to go on a big road trip with my pals but wasn’t able to have the time.
I’ll do it another time.
wow maybe I need to go to bed
I don’t think Im making any sense any more
C*mcast sucks!
by Blazermaniac77 on Jul 10, 2009 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions
i think magnum and appel are the same person
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:18 AM PDT reply actions
that rumor is true
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions
DARN foiled again
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions
is your avatar the simpson’s in a mystery science theater setting?
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Excedrin Headache Number 16: Liver
“But you can LIVE with liver!”
“Someone’s got to take a stand on this issue. I’d rather stand on it than eat it.” – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
that's what i have heard.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions
dont quote me on it though, i am not positive.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I heard it was based on a true story
C*mcast sucks!
by Blazermaniac77 on Jul 10, 2009 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions
that explains soo much
C*mcast sucks!
by Blazermaniac77 on Jul 10, 2009 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I heard it was based on a true story
C*mcast sucks!
by Blazermaniac77 on Jul 10, 2009 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey Mortimer what did your parents get you for Christm----
“MY PARENTS ARE DEAD” (SLAP)
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
WHILE slapping?!
Wow, that is multi tasking talent.
rec’d for being awesome
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
Wow, that reminds me.
When things get really slow, maybe we should have the second annual Unofficial Blazer Sedge Impersonation Contest.
That line would have put you in the running last year.
μὴ φοβοῦ, μόνον πίστευε.
NO, of COURSE NOT
IT’S JUST A MOVIE DOH-DOH BIRD
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
that is what they all say
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:29 AM PDT up reply actions
that looks a lot like peru to me
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:33 AM PDT up reply actions
i actually majored in Peruvialityism at MIT
so if anybody should know, it would of course be me, Roodie.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Let's just say that i didn't get an A in Barry's class for academic reasons.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions
^^^THAT IS GOING TO GET DELETED^^^
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:43 AM PDT up reply actions

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Jul 10, 2009 2:30 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I just bought a book called
“More Sex is Safe Sex” it a book about real world stuff looked at from a economic standpoint…. so I’ve been told
It was recomended to me from this girl I know and I didnt think anything of it until I was telling somefriends that I bought it and they were like “um dude, I think she was giving you some hints”
maybe Im a bit thick but I didnt catch that…either way I hope the book it good
C*mcast sucks!
by Blazermaniac77 on Jul 10, 2009 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions
wouldnt that be a trip if that really happend
C*mcast sucks!
by Blazermaniac77 on Jul 10, 2009 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions
i just read a book over the last couple of days.
i guess i could start another one.
ok. fine. I’m out.
bye.
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
brb i have to pee
— Roodie “The RhymeMaster” Phirnandizz
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:33 AM PDT reply actions
NO that was brp
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I AM DEAD SERIOUS HERE
maybe it wasn’t BRP but it wasn’t me either. im just guessing it was brp. I BET IT WAS YOU!
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Whaddup BEDGE?
Apprentice Dr Lub checkin in this hizzy for shizzy.
anyone still awake?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
it was fun
we went to Olive Garden, then went bowling, chilled at her house for a bit, then went up to Bridgeport to watch the midnight showing of Bruno.
Hilarious movie, but totally over the top.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
more than likely
:)
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
she's taking me to a Blazer game
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
heh
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i have work tomorrow
she has summer classes at UCLA (University of Chemeketa Lancaster Avenue)
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
tis true
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
my girlfriend was there at Bruno as well.
black hair, glasses. she was with a black guy and two white girls. did you see her?
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:44 AM PDT up reply actions
hmmm I might have
but honestly there were too many faces there for me to remember one.
did the black guy have a kind of mini fro?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
yeah she said there were a bunch of people.
Yes Jeff has a mini-fro, you probably saw him, haha. he is…um….a homosexual.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions
hmm
there was a dude with a mini fro and an OSU sweatshirt and a comb in his hair. I remember pointing that out to my date.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
hhmmmm that doesnt sound like his style...
probably wasnt him. BUT OH WELL.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions
yup
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
if anything she probably saw me though
i was the white dude with glasses and my date was the only mexi-girl in the building lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
she's mexican, yes
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i'll ask her
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 3:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Woodburn area
I went to gervais high school.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
how was the date?
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:40 AM PDT up reply actions
see above
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
woo hoo!
let’s pull an all nighter! ;)
(i do realize that you live in spain…)
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
its weird watching you go to sleep and then wake up. it makes me feel like ive been up forever
EAT IT GOOD.
holy crap
total prez stalker quote
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I'm moving up in the world!
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
he looks baked
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
No wonder he says he wants to come to Portland
All of our good Northwest sticky
C*mcast sucks!
by Blazermaniac77 on Jul 10, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions
No wonder he says he wants to come to Portland
All of our good Northwest sticky
C*mcast sucks!
by Blazermaniac77 on Jul 10, 2009 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions
No wonder he says he wants to come to Portland
All of our good Northwest sticky
C*mcast sucks!
by Blazermaniac77 on Jul 10, 2009 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions
sorry I don't know how this happend
I dont know how to delete, so if there is someone who can please delete two of these messages
C*mcast sucks!
by Blazermaniac77 on Jul 10, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
were you enjoying Northwest sticky while posting?
by The Arkitect on Jul 10, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
triple perculated
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
ha yeah thats why I tried fixing it 8 hours later
you know after my nap….
(joke)
C*mcast sucks!
by Blazermaniac77 on Jul 10, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
He's gonna have jowels when he's older
I don’t think we should have an old guy with jowels when we have the Blazer championship team reunions we are bound to have in 30 years.
not the most flattering picture of that girl
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i suppose it's possible
it just seems like a lot of wasted potential if it is
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
not the best picture of him
he’s either tired, drunk or both
or maybe he got something in his eyes
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
I’ll ask the same question as last night.
If Hedo comes to Portland and wins a championship, doesn’t he get back that 3 mil in spades?
endorsements, promotions etc…..
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
do you know if Ron is still alive?
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions
do you think you could change your sig to ROODIE GIVES ME CHILLS
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:49 AM PDT up reply actions
DARN IT MORTIMER DARN
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions
IT
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:51 AM PDT up reply actions
he won’t have a championship in Toronto.
probably be pulling weeds at a mini-golf course.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Good Night BlazerEdgers
meeting up with a bunch of friends at the Pancake House in Longview in the morning for breakfast.
if you ever get the chance to go there, DO IT! they have like every type of pancake you can think of I go with either the sweetpotato or the corn pancake usually…depends on the mood
C*mcast sucks!
CRACK ME UPPPP
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions
peace homie
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:51 AM PDT up reply actions

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Jul 10, 2009 2:49 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
i would rec this if i knew how to rec things
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions
You hit the reply button under what you want to rec
And type the F-word real loud and big and in bold.
by Mortimer on Jul 10, 2009 2:55 AM PDT up reply actions 9 recs
rec
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
FRIENDSHIP
sorry
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
FLABBERGASTATION
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions
YOU TRICKED ME MORTIMER SINCLAIR
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions
MUAHAHAHAHA
(flies off in a dirigible)
by Mortimer on Jul 10, 2009 2:58 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh the humanity!
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Jul 10, 2009 2:59 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
they still use dirigibles for transportation purposes?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i lol'd at that web address
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
neither do i
i don’t see what’s so great about finding out what everyone is doing in their daily lives, unless you are a stalker…
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
this too
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Hey Appel or Roodie
Do "RT@LA TIMES “Odom talks with Blazers in advanced stages” or sumthin’ like dat.
i would be arrested tomorrow morning if i did that.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 3:18 AM PDT up reply actions
HEY THATS ME
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 3:17 AM PDT up reply actions
i acidentally sent a message to brp instead of putting it on his twitter board
so he might think i believe the rumor! haha
MillsFanBoy
UH OH OH SNAP
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 3:19 AM PDT up reply actions
ok i am down
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 2:55 AM PDT up reply actions
hey prez could you ban me for a few days starting tommmorow? i need sleep but BEdge/fb is too much of a distraction at nite
EAT IT GOOD.
you will go to sleep at a reasonable hour

All Glory to the Hypnotoad
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Jul 10, 2009 3:01 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
TWITTER PARTY
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 3:16 AM PDT reply actions
wow appel thats so obvious that the tweets are fake once you said "posted and then deleted" the article. you shoulda just said its still up
EAT IT GOOD.
The BALLS went to the FART CIRCUS and bought some BOOGERS and some POOP-SMELLING PENIS.
by Mortimer on Jul 10, 2009 3:29 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
try it out
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 10, 2009 3:35 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
soooo stupid
Dear who,
I am having a(n) glossy time at camp. The counselour is bumpy and the food is rough. I met tim and we became fiery friends. Unfortunately, tim is wrinkly and I tripped my toe so we couldn`t go laughing like everybody else. I need more dogs and a lemon sharpener, so please audibly jump more when you eat back.
Your who,
mortimer
EAT IT GOOD.
lol this one is pretty funny
0 years after the end of Rush Hour 2, James Carter is no longer a painter, but a prostitute on the streets of new york city. Lee is now the bodyguard for his friend conan. Lee is still upset with Carter about an incident in alaska when Carter accidentally shot Lee`s girlfriend, maid Isabella Molina, in the optic nerve.
During the World Criminal Court discussions, as conan addresses the importance to fight the Triad, he announces that he knows the nonstop of the Triad leadership known as the Shy Shen. Suddenly, conan takes a cow in the intestine, disrupting the conference. Lee pursues the assassin and corners him, discovering that the assassin is his brother, rosanne. When Lee hesitates to shoot rosanne, Carter shows up tossing towards the two and religiously hacks Lee over, allowing rosanne to escape.
EAT IT GOOD.
this is what i came up with
In the book War of the Mortimers, the main character is an anonymous drug dealer who records the arrival of platypus in Rose Garden. Needless to say, havoc reigns as the platypus continue to eat everything in sight, until they are killed by the common Blazer.
by medmelon on Jul 10, 2009 3:53 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It'll be a sentence with blank spaces
And it’ll go “The (noun) went to the (place) and bought a (noun), which (verb) and (adjective)” etc…
The kids fill in the blanks, usually with bad words because kids are silly.
For safety
I shoulda’ replaced the last word with “barf”, but I wrote it fast and just whatever immature words popped in my head.
Words a 10 year old loves more than life itself.
opens in new window for mortimer
EAT IT GOOD.
by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 10, 2009 3:35 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
he gets a pass for mad libs
a fun game amercans play to learn what nouns, verbs, and adjectives are because we are so STOOOpid.
MillsFanBoy
i think the whole thing is pretty obvious
but the more times you put odom and portland together on the internets the more the rumor can grow? i dunno
MillsFanBoy
HELLO
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 3:37 AM PDT reply actions
hi
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
what did you call me?
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 3:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh ok. you flaming homer.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 3:40 AM PDT up reply actions
night everybody
gotta catch some ZZZZZZZ’s
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
peace yo
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 3:42 AM PDT up reply actions
They'll just have to learn English when they're older to be able to talk on Blazers Edge
Might as well skip a step and just teach them English from the start.
mi espanol es muy bueno
donde yo soy de, tu aprendes(?) espanol en las calles
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
im going to bed GOOD NIGHT FELLAS
and lady!!!!
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 3:53 AM PDT reply actions
if i pass out and don't say goodnight then goodnight
i want to keep making up semi believable lies but it’s tiring
MillsFanBoy
take it as a complient
your confidence in the reality of your interesting life justifies it’s existence.
MillsFanBoy
starting tweeterific rumours
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
FFA please guard my drunk drawer, it was my first
and i didn’t:
include a snazzy pic.
create a secret message in the perma-url
include a link
there is always a next time
MillsFanBoy
Your drunk drawer is in good hands.
And you had a poll, which is the most important ingredient. So overall you did a good job!
the dragon is an Indirect object.
So you have to say a el dragón: with the mandatory contraction “al dragón”.
Did you hear the breaking news?
Morti is coming to Spain!! We definately have to do Bedge international now…
I will leap from the zeppelin
And fall 20 miles in the air, but land on the awning of a fancy hotel and land gently on my feet.
I got your nice email!
I shall return in kind soon… you deserve a nice email and I really should go to bed :-(
But rest assured I shall respond soon! With answers to all.
GOODNIGHT EVERYONE. Love you all to tiny pieces that fit in my pajama pocket.
Mortimer
Don't worry. Sleep some. I want a nice answer rather than a fast one.
and have nice dreams… no black voids!
Good night!
We are on a conference call with about 15 different people and someone is snoring.
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
I voted yes...
I think that what a person does imediately after waking up most mornings (there are bad days) …. tells alot about that person… so I voted for a poll
The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out, burns out farms, and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
"New Man Law: If you don't show up for the draft you don't get to come later if you're picked. If you believe in yourself, show up and sit there. If nobody else believes in you, take it and cry like a man...in front of the cameras."
-Dave
Blazer Sedge related news
Today in history, Blazer Sedge released the Telstar communications satellite into Earth’s orbit.
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
Just wanted to drop in and say hi
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
The rumor is that we get Hinrich by giving up ONLY cap space...
We could just add Hinrich without getting rid of Blake, but instead of giving Blake the backup role, use Blake and Bayless equally or maybe slightly more minutes to Bayless, also depending on the matchup on any given night we could bring one or the other guy off the bench first. I like Blake as our second/third string PG a lot more than Mills.
I hope outlaw is involved in the trade, that way we could offer Bass a contract, but if not it’s not like Outlaw will be a burden to us. He won’t get as many minutes and his contract is up this year, meaning a trading chip come deadline time. Keeping Blake has the same value come trade deadline, but also gives Bayless a few months to concrete his position as backup PG.
"Tough times don't last. Tough people do."
-Chauncey Billups
It could work. Besides, Injuries do happen
If any of these players get injured for an extended period of time…
Roy maybe
Rudy maybe
Bayless not a chance
Hinrich maybe
Webster likely
Batum maybe
…It would be nice to have Blake.
"Tough times don't last. Tough people do."
-Chauncey Billups
Someone please help me...
I was under the impression that in order to use our cap space this year that we would have to wait us sign both Roy and Aldridge untill after we either signed a player or made a trade. That after we used the cap space, we could sign both Roy and Aldridge to “max” deals. Is this correct?
no....any changes to Roys contract
doesn’t take effect until next summer
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 10, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Marion Mitchell Morrison
We should sign this guy….I think he might add to our toughness. He played some football when he was younger
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
I just picked it cause the name has a real NBA feel to it
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 10, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
i know why he changed it.. nowadays there are a lot of crossover names.. back then.. well.. kinda sissy
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 10, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
True
He had the nickname Duke before he changed it……Duke Morrison isn’t too bad
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 10, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
ESPN has the Bulls / Blazers / Jazz trade in their headlines on Sportscenter
Chris Broussard says KP has told NBA folks that this deal “is not going to happen” as is currently is.
What do you think the hang-ups are?
I suspect we’re trying to just give up cap space and the other teams want actual pieces.
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 10, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, Utah needs the cap space to keep Millsap
If they get more pieces, they won’t save enough money to re-sign Millsap. So if that’s it, Utah wants their cake and to eat it too.
I do think Utah is the holdup though. I don’t think they’re sure what to do. If they make the trade, they can keep Millsap, but improve one of the other Western Conference contenders. If they don’t make the trade, they lose one of their future players, and the other team improves as well.
Plus, Portland set the bar for Millsap’s price, so I bet Utah knows long negotiations with him are ahead if they make a trade and can re-sign him.
My guess is that Utah is really unsure what direction is best. I can’t imagine Portland is against the trade, and Chicago would get 2010 cap space, and a serviceable player in the meantime. Seems like a win-win to those two teams.
Kill the messenger
<a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&oi=video_result&ct=res&cd=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dqv9VKKXwVxU&ei=PmxXSrevCI7CMIHT_J0I&usg=AFQjCNFcn75RBwRo7if-6eWtujLfBzwjNA&sig2=3g3WmjZ3SG0-SErjnvv6BA" target="new">Link
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
fail.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah!
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Did he say "as is currently is"?
That’s a good qualifier to add because it could definitely be talks between Utah/PDX/CHI, but not SPECIFICALLY how it is explicitly being discussed by ESPN.
I wasn't, honest!
Just wunderin’ if he added SUMTHIN’ similar to that qualifier, which makes it not a denial at all.
exactly. It’s more of an admission if he says “as is”
draft the stache
by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
maybe he’s really playing hardball.
draft the stache
by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Patty Mills broke his foot =(
He’s gonna miss summer league
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
Who should we blame?
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
Rex
He wants to play all 48 minutes
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
Yeah I think someone said they saw a guy dressed in black with a baton
And Mills on the ground crying “Why me??! WHYYYY MEEEEEEEE?!”
isn’t SL 40 minutes long? It is in Orlando.
draft the stache
by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah it is
Rex will make it happen though
The NBA: Where amazingly bad officiating happens, is encouraged, and rewarded.
Bay is rapidly becoming my second-favorite Blazer
The “I haven’t earned a holiday so I’m not taking one” and Batum’s recounting of how Bayless makes a beeline for the ping-pong table wherever they go and starts challenging people to games for money….priceless. How on earth can this guy be anything but a success in the NBA?
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
laaaaame
matey
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
*mate
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
yes ....he is australian
not a pirate
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 10, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
True
intriguing
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 10, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
also, we all know
that in the long pirate lineage, the 5th metatarsal is the bone most prone to breaking in the body.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
both
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
robots are made of metal and can stop bullets.. zombies are just cool
robot uprising is scarier
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 10, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
But a zombie outbreak could start today, there aren’t enough robots to hurt us. Zombies are more real.
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
which kind of zombies?
the slow, shuffling, grunting ones ala Night of the Living Dead?
or the fast ones that scream ala 28 days later?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Both
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmm
the slow ones don’t scare me at all (just don’t get cornered and you are good) but the fast ones freak me out.
I’d probably take the zombies over the robots in this case though.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i dont know..
would you rather fight this?

or this?

and that thing is real and talks.. eww
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 10, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
aww, just look at her
Who could she harm? I think I love her already. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
Correction
I think you have loved her already
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 10, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
naaaw
I would have remembered such a good looking inanimate object. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
maybe here plastic face was removed
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 10, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah,
But, robots are closer to realized than reanimated beings. I fear tomorrow more than today.
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 10, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
snap! you beat me to it
that was a perfect setup
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
/throws self down stairs at the thought of it
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
grieving Patty’s foot.
draft the stache
by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
and Bass signing with the Magic
Welcome Patty Mills: Aussie Aussie Aussie... Oi Oi Oi
by The Arkitect on Jul 10, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
crap, now I need a new Sig
Welcome Patty Mills: Aussie Aussie Aussie... Oi Oi Oi
by The Arkitect on Jul 10, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
testing non millsfanboy sig
" Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
I think Bass is somewhat overrated. Mediocre rebounder and defender. Mainly a pretty good mid-range jump-shooter.
draft the stache
by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Me too
I thought he was this rugged rebounder, and then 82games informed that he’s a Channingesque rebounder in rebound percentage. Disappointing.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Yup!
It’s my birthday!
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks!
This day can’t end soon enough. I have fun margaritas on the horizon and I can almost taste their icy deliciousness.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
If KP is truly my best friend
like he always says, then he’ll trade for Hinrich as a birthday present to me.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
on this day...
1679 – The British crown claimed New Hampshire as a royal colony.
1747 – Persian ruler Nadir Shah was assassinated at Fathabad in Persia.
1866 – Edison P. Clark patented his indelible pencil.
1919 – The Treaty of Versailles was hand delivered to the U.S. Senate by President Wilson.
1951 – Armistice talks aimed at ending the Korean conflict began at Kaesong.
1953 – American forces withdraw from Pork Chop Hill in Korea after heavy fighting.
1985 – Coca-Cola resumed selling the old formula of Coke, it was renamed “Coca-Cola Classic.” It was also announced that they would continue to sell “New” Coke.
2000 – Jean-Claude Van Damme was given three years probation and fined $1,200 for drunk driving and driving without a license. Van Damme had been arrested after he crashed his Mercedes-Benz into a restaurant on September 23, 1999.
Welcome Patty Mills: Aussie Aussie Aussie... Oi Oi Oi
by The Arkitect on Jul 10, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow
That is a crappy list. :( When the most exciting thing that happened on your birthday is America losing a fight for a place called “Pork Chop”, you know it’s a bad day.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Danke!
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
A nice round 22
It’s only the second time I’ve gotten to have a matching-numbers birthday and the first time I’ve appreciated it. I think nine matching-numbers birthdays would be ideal.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow, you're a baby!
I bet you don’t even have chest hair, man.
YOU HAVEN’T LIVED. YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE, ON THE STREETS.
Says the guy
making six figures as some kind of mysterious consultant. Please, Morty, tutor me in the School of Hard Knocks?
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
::softened with a winky face::
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Was it?
Cuz I thought we were bros and you would know I was joking. :-( I have failed you and Blazers Sedge. I will now commit seppuku. I am sorry, Morty. Farewell.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions

It’s the hand of friendship! You could accept it as a birthday present to me.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
FRIENDS IT IS
But I was hoping for more :-(
You share a B-Day with Jessica Simpson, voice of Darth Maul Peter Serifinowicz, basketball superstar Jared Dudley, and possibly the greatest Chicago Cub Andre Dawson.
And the invasion of pork chop hill!
The Arkitect pointed that out.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Ewwwww, seppuku videos are gross.
I would say don’t do it, but it’ll take you a while to get 20+ guys willing to take part, so I bet you’ll forget why you were wanting to do it and stop.
:D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku
Honestly don’t know what you are talking about, but it sounds a LOT more entertaining that what I was referencing…
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm jus' sayin'
If ya DO go through with it, be sure to record it, because no reason you can’t make some coin off of it.
I'm about 99% sure
you’re thinking of bukaki…
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
as opposed
to a ritualized suicide committed by samurai warriors when they have shamed themselves.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
But yes, since it is your burfday
I will relinquish the fact that I am purposely mixing up bukkake and seppuku for comedic effect.
It was for comedic effect?
I just keep failing! Grrrrr. See, most of the people I hang out with would definitely know bukkake and are significantly less likely to know seppuku. Thank goodness you already accepted the hand of friendship and can’t take it back even though I’m dumb.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
so i got called from a woman named andy peterson or maybe she said amy trying to sell me blazer packages for next year
when she said she was with the PTB i thought she was going to ask me to stop fabricating trade rumors about lamar odom :-)
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
My contribution for today
one fine day, you’ll look at me
and you will know our love was, meant to be
one fine day, you’re gonna want me for your girl
the arms i long for, will open wide
and you’ll be proud to have me, right by your side
one fine day, you’re gonna want me for your girl
though i know you’re the kind of boy
who onlu wants to run around
i’ll keep waiting, and, someday darling
you’ll come to me when you want to settle down,
oh
one fine day, we’ll meet once more
and then you’ll want the love you threw away before
one fine day, you’re gonna want me for your girl
And
When i get older losing my hair,
Many years from now.
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings bottle of wine.
If i’d been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door,
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When i’m sixty-four.
You’ll be older too,
And it you say the word,
I could stay with you.
I could be handy, mending a fuse
When your lights have gone.
You can knit a sweater by the fireside
Sunday mornings go for a ride,
Doing the garden, digging the weeds,
Who could ask for more.
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When i’m sixty-four.
Every summer we can rent a cottage,
In the isle of wight, if it’s not too dear
We shall scrimp and save
Grandchildren on your knee
Vera chuck & dave
Send me a postcard, drop me a line,
Stating point of view
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, wasting away
Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When i’m sixty-four.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
good god Kevin Smith
http://twitter.com/thatKevinSmith
not the greatest mental picture here…
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
The Panic on the main page amuses me
Bass to Orlando… NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kp why are you so stupid?
That’s LESS than we gave Webster with a BROKEN FOOT!
Seriously, this is getting ridiculous.
BSedge is becoming better than my afternoon “stories”
The giant living on the hillside
Ayup.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
am i the only one who has faith in KP?
que sera sera
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
KP is a lazy good for nothing #$%^ sucking butthole
I done told everyone he’s a one trick pony.
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
i see
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
You know it is true.
some day you pritchard.fanboys will learn that kp is not god
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
pricthard
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
Oh so now you're saying Fatty is a good speller?
fatty.fanboy
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
lol subtract the T from that and you have yourself a very interesting phrase
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
KEVIN PRITCHARD IS NO MERE MORTAL
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
KP=Butthole
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I think the trick,
will be to get Thomas with Hinrich; Unearth Shelden Williams; and Sign the Stache. We’ll have picks 2-6 on the squad… The plan has always been about the 2006 draft—KP’s shining moment.
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 10, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
KP has had a pretty keen hand on the tiller thus far
but the closer we get to the West Indies, the more the crew wants to chuck him overboard and steer us to the promised land themselves. Don’t they know that landing the boat is the trickiest part?
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
they realize that we are tendering an offer to Millsap, correct?
draft the stache
by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Which you know the Jazz will match right?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Excellent
then they can reside in about the fifth ring of luxury tax hell and we’ll swing some other unbalanced trade instead.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
fantastic. Have fun in luxury tax hell, Utah.
draft the stache
by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
So you really want the Blazers to have a pissing match over PT?
I wouldn’t.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
the Jazz will match an offer for Millsap, but it will really hurt.
draft the stache
by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Playing time?
When it is someone as talented as Millsap, sure!
If he truly is okay being a backup still who gets a good amount of minutes, it’d be a helluva deal.
plus, we could trade him in December and he wouldn’t be BYC.
draft the stache
by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
If they think Millsap is worth 18 million a year, that's fine by us
It’s a win-win situation for us.
Get a great player and weaken a foe, or still have cap space and weaken a foe.
That gets us to my favorite quote
What? Are they walking it down to him??? WTF, I’m pretty sure there’s at least 1 fax machine at Blazers HQ!!!
by The Arkitect on Jul 10, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
it’s leverage…. man. KP is trying to get a deal done with Boozer.
draft the stache
by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
that comment will be deleted in three…. two…. one….
draft the stache
by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
How hard do you think it would be to organize a mass suicide pact right now on here?
I’m thinking we’ve already got most of the cult mentality… who wants to jump off a bridge at noon?
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anyone?
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.
Bueller?
by The Arkitect on Jul 10, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t even understand. People are so desperate for a move that they are freaking out about a decent backup PF.
draft the stache
by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Well
our beloved local media isn’t exactly contributing calm, stabilizing analysis. I wanted to punch Canzano in the face listening to TBFT the other day when he was talking about KP.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Wanting to punch canzano isn’t new… I work by 95.5, and trust me, I look for him when I’m outside
by The Arkitect on Jul 10, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
See, Quick's the one that frustrates me
Everybody and their aunt knows that Canzano’s columns are garbage, but Quick at his best is much less sensationalist and knows way more about basketball than JC does. Quick should know better than to act like the sky is falling.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Me neither
because you’d have to be a masochist to get a kick out of it, but I was sick at home yesterday and had time to kill on my hands. He was just talking about how KP is “depressed” and kept playing snippets of interviews that KP had given to the local media and asking, “Are you drinking this guy’s Kool-Aid?” or “Are you buying what this guy is selling?” or something like that.
I actually credit JC for stirring up popular resentment against some of the Patterson-era oversteppings, but god DANG, son, get a new schtick! He’s a one-trick pony whose one trick ain’t any good when things are going well.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
We've been conditioned by the last few years going back to trader Bob
if something doesn’t happen, we freak out and think we’re miraculously getting worse, even though the base of a 54 win team is here and growing together
by The Arkitect on Jul 10, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I know usually you can't expect ALL the youth to get better
But when you had 3 rookies be EXTREMELY solid contributors, it is reasonable to expect them to get quite a bit better in year 2. Especially when one is a raw big man and 2 Euros, who always have a tough transition to the NBA.
Really, if 2 out of 3 get better, or even just Oden…
by The Arkitect on Jul 10, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Batum WILL be better, just in that Nate should utilize him more. Bayless will probably be better, and Oden had better be better.
draft the stache
by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
It's unfortunate
that the one upon which our championship aspirations reside is also the one who gets an unspoken “or else” after his name….
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Ooooooh if Oden isn't better
I’ll beat the living snot out of him that he’ll surely regret not being a dominant player!!
he’s white, thus no athleticism, thus no upside. We’ll be lucky if we get JJ Redick numbers out of him next year.
draft the stache
by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Everybody knows that athleticism is what wins in the NBA anyway
that’s why Stromile Swift among the all-time greats and Mark Jackson could never really make it in the league.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
SPOILER ALERT
All 3 will get better because all 3 are top prospects who are really good.
Bayless is the mystery piece, but he works so damn hard he can’t help but improve. I just wonder about him being a real live PG just yet.
And now you’ve ruined the ending for me
by The Arkitect on Jul 10, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
So have you guys seen the video of Obama and Sarkozy
checking out some girls backside?
it´s hilarious, ABC is trying to sell the idea that the video absolves obama, but that´s not true at all.
hate the game not the playa
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
Worst day of my life in a long time
Underground over an hour too late because of whatever crap excuses they could find. Still arriving at airport 45 minutes before departure. Check-in denied. Ticket not refundable or changeable despite paying $15 bucks extra for it (“yeah, that’s when you change a day before”). New ticket for over $200. Sitting on the runway for an hour thinking about stealing some stuff from BA to make up for my extra ticket costs and punching the gay flight attendant as a hate crime. Shoulder strained. Coming home and the cleaning lady has rearranged my apartment stuff like finding my standing lamp in a storage room and bathroom equipment in the living room. Guys who should repair my balcony happily announce they come on Monday (wait, you couldn’t do that in the last three weeks while I was away like I told you?). Part of a wall opened because they suspected mold. And to top it off still no move by the Blazers and Bass has signed elsewhere. FML!
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
AND you get banned for the acronym at the end!
:P
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I can't insult my own existence? Zach it!
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
funny mom life? Nah, nothing objectionable here.
draft the stache
by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
ah, that’s it. See, nothing to worry about here.
draft the stache
by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
::hug::
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
What sort of equipment do you have in your bathroom?
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
potty cams
haha
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
Wait, and Mills has broken his foot? Now that's really a used day all around
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
cheer up friend
i can only get worse before it’s gets better.
-hallmark
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
We shoulda signed Gortat. Career 17.4 PER, 20% RB rate, and 100% three point shooter. Deadly.
draft the stache
Fun factoid
When traveling in Europe and I tell people I am from Portland, Oregon, they always think I am saying POLAND, and then ask how I learned English so good.
Or from Portugal, home of the port wine
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
I prolly mumble
So they hear the “PO” and then the “LAND”, and assume I said Poland, WHICH I DID NOT SAY, I SAID PORT-LAND.
What can ya do, God love ’em.
My favorite pick
for the Jared Jefferies Memorial “What the Hell Were We Thinking When We Gave THIS Dude the Full Mid-Level?” award out of this year’s free agent crop.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on Jul 10, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I like him. His RB% are off the hook. Maybe not full-MLE, but he deserved to get paid.
draft the stache
by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
whatev shav has a 100 percent 3point shot last season
:-)
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
If he comes back after Christmas and immediately breaks it again, I would start to agree
I winced how they handled the situations with Rudy and LMA, and somewhat Blake.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
He's so good at ping pong
That he does a spin shot serve that careens off the table and right into the pressure point of the bone, shattering it on impact.
Man… Bayless is dangerous.
With Blake he missed the foot, but bounced it off his shoulder
It got so weakened that Reggie Evans just needed to nudge Blake to do the bone in.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
Did you hear him yesterday? Yikes, Blake better watch out. Bayless never forgets.
draft the stache
by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
He thought it was his Grandfather
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you know… cause Oden looks old
by The Arkitect on Jul 10, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
TRADE JAY JENSEN + THE PRACTICE FACILITY
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I hear those things heal fast.
Two years tops.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
I've got a costume party to go to tomorrow,
Any guesses on what might be the most popular costume I see?
Maybe Brüno
Romans and witches are popular as well.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
I didn't even think of that one...
It’s Pirate-Fest or something like that in Portland—so I might see a lot of swashbucklers.
I have this strange feeling it’s going to be full of the recently deceased; in any number of forms.
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 10, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
MAYBE PATTY MILLS WILL BE AT PIRATE-FEST?
the secret will come out!!!!
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Did someone already post this in a past JD? New Star Trek film stealing from Star Wars side by side. Pretty funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWiTl_eAAnA
I think it was originally from college humor, this is just a copy of the video.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
heh
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
someone got upset in the comments looks like grounds for a youtube comment fight
youtube comment fight, you don’t even want to get into this…
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 10, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah but kp is right not to hastilly trade away rudy, oden, batum, or bayless IMHO
the sophmores have to show their stuff.
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
KP should trade everyone not named Roy and start over
54 wins won’t get it done, it’s time to blow the team up and rebuild!
by The Arkitect on Jul 10, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
to be fair, you could probably exclude oden from that list
cause I doubt the thought of trading Gregory Wayne has ever crossed KP’s mind.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
it's not over
at least, I hope not.
but I do like the 3 rookies.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Is Ben ever happy on Twitter?
If it’s not news, he’s taking a shot at someone. It’s all good fun though.
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
My next comment will be number one thousand.
I’m trying to figure out how to spend it.
A very detailed, intelligent and thought provoking summary of all the Blazers trade options?
An empassioned plea for support of Blazer management during a brutal off season?
A heartfelt and soul baring glimpse into the mind of one Blazer fan?
Yes, this is a grave decision.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
999 comments on the wall
i plan to do something BIG for 10,000, but i have a lot of introverted geeking out to do to get even close.
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
true
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
Rookie
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't misspell the title
Or your next comment will read something like “I wish there was an edit function”
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
I wish there was an edit function
On your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I do too. I would change it every day to try out some things.
Today I saw a girl with a beautiful face, but her hooked nose was like out of a witchcraft comic book. No idea if she ever thought about editing it since that really was the only distracting thing.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
I like the faces that are really attractive
Until you look the second time and you notice there nose is too far to the left or right, or something that makes them instantly go from attractive to goofy looking.
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw a picture of your wife
is she always cross-eyed??
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 10, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Only when she stares at her %^&*
PS. We took this photo to send to our friend who just lost one of his little guys.

J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny but cold
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 10, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
there is it's called facial hair
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
i thought a haiku
would be an appropriate
way to say, nice face
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 10, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
i always plan to secretly incorporate hidden messages in my big numbers like that
but i always forget.
prez, aka prezoffail
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
this is why I like Bill Simmons, Oden hate aside
Q: After watching No. 1 seeds roll to an all-time 100-0 record vs 16 seeds in March Madness, I posed the following question to my buddies: Would you bet your life on a No. 1 seed against a 16 for a million dollars? Meaning if the No. 1 seed wins, you win a million bucks. If the 16 seed wins, I shoot you immediately at the final buzzer. I think I would do it, but couldn’t watch. I would start to cry once a Robert Morris takes the 2-0 lead.
— Aaron, Hoboken, N.J.
SG: That’s an awesome idea for a show: “Bet Your Life … No, Really!” The contestant would bet against things like, “Will a No. 16 seed get to Round 2?” or “Will Roger Federer lose this Round 1 Wimbledon match?” for a million bucks, and then we’d tape him watching the game and splice it into a 30-minute show. I’m adding it to my master plan for when they give me ESPN8. By the way, here’s another good bet: Can Simmons make it through an entire mailbag without referencing “Karate Kid”?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
usmcr3049 dosen't have a pic, this bugs me.
if your mods don’t have a pic it makes you blog look bush league
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
j/k
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
Brah
His name is intimidating enough as it is, we don’t need to see a photo of Gomer Pyle as well, that make people too frightened to comment.
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
not worth giving up Bayless IMO
I’d rather go through one (two) more years of frustrating mediocrity at the PG position until Bayless is ready.
I would however, be willing to give up Rudy if we got Salmons back from Chicago.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
as long as boozer ends up in chicago, not portland i'm fine with getting the cap'n
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
If they want Bayless that's not going to happen with KP
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
Two Questions
A) Could Blake and Outlaw’s contracts still be waived for salary cap purposes?
B) If either of those two were included in a trade and were waived by a team for salary cap purposes, could Portland re-sign Blake/Outlaw?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
locavores
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
I just found that photo
It was perfect for the JD. I almost axed folks to make a caption. It turns out it is from this movie. I never saw it.
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
8==0
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
by Norsktroll on Jul 10, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sounds like a great movie:
“Young Florentines regale one another in the Italian countryside while the black plague decimates their city.”
We don’t see enough use of ‘regale’ these days…
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 10, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't that the content of the Decamerone?
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
That sounds right to me
I never read any Boccaccio, but I dated someone who wrote her masters on it…
by EvilKaramazov on Jul 10, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Considered to be the first novel and was finished by Giovanni Boccaccio in 1353. This work opens with a description of the Bubonic Plague (Black Death) and leads into an introduction of a group of seven young women and three young men who fled from Plague ridden Florence for a villa outside of Naples. To pass the time, each member of the party tells one story for every one of the ten nights spent at the villa. The Decameron is a distinctive work, in that it describes in detail the physical, psychological and social effects that the Bubonic Plague had on that part of Europe. It is also interesting to note that a number of the stories contained within the Decameron would later appear in Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales. However, it is unclear as to whether or not Chaucer had known of the Decameron.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
This makes it sound awesome
Careful, link shows some butts and a dirty drawing.
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks hirichfangirl
hehe
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
I’m giving you the stink-eye.
draft the stache
by Cablinasian on Jul 10, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm a total hinirichfangirl
s’ all good, you’ve sold me time and time and again
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
hah sold me on the idea that is
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
crap! just missed it.
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
So's your face
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
lol nice sig
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks brah
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Where is Timbo?
I just saw another bad poll. Why do folks always throw an explanation that contradicts the choice?
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
my poll?
i thought my poll was nice and healthy
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
No, you're cool, I'm talking about this one
How ready will Webster be for next year?
Not ready. His injury could be career ending, like Yao’s.
He’ll be fine. Might have to ease back into minutes, though.
You’re paranoid. Webster’s going to start next year.
I have no clue. I don’t trust Blazer’s management anymore.
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
i get tired of voting in polls where there is no choice i agree with
ben likes to do those limited option polls, usually he’s just being sardonically irreverent though.
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
Do you like polls
-They arent really accurate
-No
-I have not clue, I don’t trust Blazer’s Management anymore.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 10, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
My grandma is staying at my house for a few days
so if you don’t hear from me, just know that I killed myself and I will miss you all dearly.
hey, now it's my turn to say
oh please oh please oh please oh please
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
-92 lame
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
oh please oh please oh please oh please DON'T STO . . .
um,
Don’t stop believing
Hold on to that feeling
Jeff Pendergraph will go beast mode all over your face
by chalupa king on Jul 10, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do you have to hate on Journey like that?
Jeff Pendergraph will go beast mode all over your face
by chalupa king on Jul 10, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm with you
Please post some GILF photos.
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
heck yes
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
thanks for taking her, i was getting tired of wearing her out..
as soon as I am done with your mom I will send her over too..
thx
GOR
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 10, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
GOR: taking cloudy's sloppy seconds since 1991
:)
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
no no no
in order for you to have been born I had to have had your mom first..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 10, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
still doesn't account for the fact
that you’ve been taking my sloppy seconds since 1991…
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
so you are insinuating that you have had Roybots mom and grandma since you were born?
LOGICFAIL
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 10, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
wha?
my logic makes perfect sense
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I could be..
I have no idea.. hes young enough.. and his mom is well..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 10, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
My friend just sent me 2g1c
Totally caught me off guard. E-mail me on my profile if you want me to send it to you. It has new music.
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
interestingly enough.. i showed the fiancee last night.. she didnt get what the big deal was.. she dry heaved
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 10, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
The youtube videos are pretty funny
I ran out of the room the first time I saw it. Then I had to peak around the corner to watch it. I haven’t watched it since the the second time. I watched it the second time because I figured I had to see it all if I was going to pass it on.
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
its hardcore.. just unimaginably gross. but it starts out so sexy for like 2 seconds and then.. OH GOD
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 10, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel bad for Dave
His latest post got killed by trade rumors. I wish he would write a Dave like “don’t panic” post. He keeps trying to trade Joel, so maybe Mortimer should write the post. He could do a guest post like Fatty did that one time.
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
A don't-panic post would be wonderful.
I once told Dave privately that I think he’s the Kum-bay-ya guy on the site, which is one of the reason the community doesn’t panic as much as many fan sites. This would definitely be time for such a post.
someone should do another 'post a pick of you or you don't exist' jd
Tom sent me a pic he took of hisself with his web cam last night.
He said something about swine flu sweeping thru the islands right now.

If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
My mom is fatter and the other one has fake boobs
Mom burn fail
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
Same to you
Googled you.

Anaconda Reverts Kegs Killers
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
that explains why i am drunk on liquor and hypocrisy
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 10, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
lol he's a hawtay
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"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
i stole dave's soul
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
I will get my revenge.
Just so you know. I googled your name and this is the second photo.

Bazaar Threefold Skeets Putt
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
Now we KNOW his game will translate.
Usually summer league means nothing but to see what the players need to work on, but if you’re a small guard who the team is giving the ball to endlessly and ya DON’T do well, it is a bad sign.
If Curry doesn’t do well, it is a bad sign. I have no idea how he is doing, just throwin’ it out there.
oh boy
B Roy radio interview fanshot = debbie downer of the day
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
why?
Is he too calm and levelheaded?
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
contract question now
Roy asked not to get into much detail about it asked what he can say:
Roy (paraphrased):
exciting, especially because 4 yrs ago on bench at UW. perspective, hard work ive put in. hard to put into word. lot of money, nice to know I can give my kids the advantages i didnt have. its tough, negotiation, sometime tings dont go you wan one day, better the next. be patient. i feel good, just have to wait and know that it will come
there’s days i feel good about it, other days where i feel like it might no happen. its 50/50 at this point. id love to get it over with and move forward, helping out with free agents and stuf.. but i have to trust my agents. its a business
not plaing any role right now in recruiting FAs, since i only have 1 year left. my foucs is on how to secure my future. would like to be more a part of recruiting guys, but can’t do that until our (me and LMA) situation isn’t close to getting done.
How did you guys win that?
“We scored enough points. We scored 107, they scored 105.
-Nate McMillan Postgame, 3/4/2009
by douglast on Jul 10, 2009 12:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
should have be a fa... oh wait...
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
he should just pull a kobe and storm into paul allen's yacht, push aside paul and mr. akroid's nubile playthings and start demanding some zachin zach
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
yep
I might even just bandwagon onto whatever team Roy joins (unless it’s the L*kers)
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
it really shouldn't even be this hard
he’s your best player, top 3 SG in the league, top 6/7 overall player in the league, top 3 personality in the league…
Just give the man what he wants….
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
did you see Charley Manuel picked Jayson Werth to replace Beltran?
what a douche. If he wants to pick an OF (unnecessary since Victorino got voted in) Kemp was a lot more deserving. Kemp and Sandoval should be on the team instead of Howard and one of the Phillie OFs, if there was any justice. Of course, Wakefield being an allstar is even more absurd as is taking enough closers that Javier Vazquez gets left out…
Allstar selections should be up to me.
This is a basketball blog
no baseball talk allowed!
by tingeyga on Jul 10, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
this is the JD
no basketball talk allowed…
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
we probably are talkin' way too much ball already
scaring away the ‘pure’ junkers.
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
Seriously, what was Manuel thinking?
Kemp was a far better choice than Werth if he wanted an outfielder.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
How worried are you that Roy is going to walk?
There still are months left for the extension to get worked out. The deal is going to get done. KP is trying get the Millsap question worked out right now and then they will turn their attention to Roy and LMA’s deals.
I'm not worried. It just bothers me that this hasn't been taken care of.
It really should have taken about 3 days to say: “Hey B Roy, what do you want” and his agent to say “5 years” and KP/Paul Allen to say “Alright, your our best player, top 3 SG in the league, top 6/7 overall player in the league, top 3 personality in the league. We’ll give you 5 years. Now let’s use you to try and lure some FAs to Portland.”
whatever, my stance this offseason is: Que Sera Sera…
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Steph Curry has picked up 4 fouls in 9 minutes
David Thorpe is singing his praises anyway. Paraphrasing: “but at least he’s trying to play D.”
at least i'm still on the Curry bandwagon
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Wrong, that is so 80’s
when manlust was thought just to be genetic. Nowadays it’s a choice. There’s not a person in the world who couldn’t swing the bat both ways given the right set of circumstances. Folks jump back and forth all the time. Today, it may be BRoy, but tomorrow it’ll be Giselle again.
Someone just said this in the Bass thread. I strongly disagree.
draft the stache
and this is far more off-topic than any snark/sarcasm that goes on in threads, like Sabas was banned for.
draft the stache
technically
s4e wasn’t banned for a snarky comment…
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
my sources say
he refused to accept a warning for snarky comments and made a stupid decision…
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
true
but he would have been fine (for at least a while longer) had he not done that stupid thing.
w/e it’s kinda a moot point now lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
He was a saint
From what I understand, he was being more cooler than everyone else and then Dave turned heel and banned him.
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
does he work for comcast?
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
i love when people do that
it’s fun to hear their reaction
some people are like….uhhhhhhgh…..how did that happen?!
some are like….what the ZACH are you calling me for? What? I called YOU?!?!
some people are like…well…since I have you on the line…how’s your Mum?
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
I ignored it so it went to voicemail.
He was talking to some lady at work and she was like “Why are you here if you are on vacation, boss?!”
Is cloudy your dad?
"He wanted to come to a winner, Mrs. Turk wanted to go shopping….."
- Upper Left Corner
by 92wastheyear on Jul 10, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's get this wave started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ww ww ww ww ww ww ww ww
I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I
I I I I I I I I ww ww ww ww I I I I I I I I
I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I
I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I
I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
wha?!?!?!?
it’s all good…still working for Hinrich…if not, Milsap offer by 7pm pdt
you said it was bad rumors..it wasn’t…it was the gooods!!!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
lol, I’m just teasing you. It is now my customary greeting for you, or as I think of you Mr. Hzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzy.
draft the stache
I just think it’s dumb. I have email and a cell phone. I don’t need a social networking site.
draft the stache
it's good post graduation and sometime for work purposes
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
I like em
cause it allows me to keep in contact with my friends from college (most of em live pretty far away from me). also, i use it to know what’s the haps on events that are coming up.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
props to you
I have a lot of respect for people with no FB profile. A lot of time is wasted on that site.
I choose to waste my time
on this site lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
time/money is well wasted on friends, family and food
words i live by
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jul 10, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
o ish
dr. feelslove in da house
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
Powell Park bball outdoors next Thursday 6-8pm
bring Polaroid so I can autograph my moves for ya;)
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
did you get patty mills
to sign the photo of you breaking his ankles and foot?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 10, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha i wish...but Jay Jensen took Ben's camera away
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
yeah, i'm gonna start to use this namesake since my other ones have way too many dog-lovin ladies folling it
literally
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
i'm not sure what is slower...this site or twitter
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
were you at the Spurs game when that thing started?
Oh goodness it was my first Blazer game last year…..haha it was sweet. Whoooping the champs by like 25 at halftime. So sweet.
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
yeah of coures...it was grand...even though S4E was about to kill the guy who kept trying to start it
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
i acidentenlly sent you a personal private tweet cuz i don't know how to use the thing the kids call 'the twitter' good
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
the wave and semi-anonymous blogs
don’t work
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
good date huh?
3 more and you can be an apprentice to me and fanfaraway
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
lol funny guy
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
what's next?
you know a real date doesn’t start till the end of the first one right?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
not sure yet.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Bruno was not exactly the greatest choice for a date movie
kinda ruined any sort of mood at all afterward. but it was hilarious.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
yeah...thought the JD taught you that...movies=no good for first dates
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
i wasn't planning on one
but it came up over dinner about how it was coming out that night and she really wanted to see it…
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
I took out a date who wanted to watch the rerelease of Star Wars.
I fell asleep and then just took her home. I really wanted to kiss her before the date because she had a lip piercing. After making me watch Star Wars, I was mad at her and ended the date.
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
by tominhawaii on Jul 10, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Here's a poll for ya
What would you rather stub your toe on?
A.) Bed Frame
B.) Chair
C.) Wall
D.) Kirk Hinrich
by HighSchoolQuarterback on Jul 10, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions
F.
U.cheerleader
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
The thing is, it’s actually funnier that way.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
i would actaully rather stub my toe on one for realz
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
watupppp butercupppps???
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions
watup foo
Powell Park next thursday at 6-8pm BBall
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
i like to make assist?
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
sounds good homeslice
Prezdizzle gonna be there? YEEEEES.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jul 10, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah he will
i’ll make him show up so we can catch him falling on tape
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
like last time? fallin near the backboard?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
fallin' in the hole
not like you…always comin’ up short
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
was this in a jd i didn't read?
is s4e gonna be there? i’ m gonna record at 7 not far from there around 33rd and division so i’d play for the first hour or so if i’m still on your mailing list :-)
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
yeah i sent you an email...
nah, i’m gonna create a fanshot about it…
s4e will be there…and most likely, and Rudy Tomjanovich (s4e) vs Kermit Washington (PREZ)
episode 2 will happen
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
me vs. S4E one on one? that would be epic
As long as S4E doesn’t pay BRP doesn’t confiscate the tapes after I win.
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
sweet, sounds fun my new FA roommate i just aquired is a total ringer
played varsity ball in HS, he’s not super athletic, but has quite the shooting stroke, his form/game reminds me of steve blake sort of
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
when did I start rooming with you?
:P
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
he's from michigan
he lurks on BE
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
he's actually more into college ball so it's a good fit because he can teach my ignorant ass about all the NBA players' college carreers
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
it didn't take you long to get a roomie...so that's good
you two sound like a match made in heaven already….
oh the birds of summer
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
plus he works at TJs
grocery discounts? i hope so.
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
everyone loves a good toe job?
am i right? [red alert to mods, we have a code TJ6996]
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
by appel82 on Jul 10, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
steve blake??? then i'm gonna rule him
tell him to bring his varsity ball court to meet varsity ball all league’r
thebrowncp3 aint scurrred of thewhitesteveblake
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
mmm
I like Blake too. he’s got some crazy unlucky stories
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
no
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Tennis + Golf question
I like the sports, but I usually only watch em when they are playing in the major tournaments (Wimbledon, US Open, the Masters, etc. etc.) Does this make me a “bandwagon” fan?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
whateva sista girl
i don’t trust your opinion
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
what are you talking about?
when did we ever discuss this in the JDs? are you insinuating we talk OUTSIDE of the BEdge?!?!!??!
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
mmmmmmhmmmmmmmm
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
yes, but that's fine
I’m a bandwagon fan of tennis, track and field, swimming, a bunch of other olympic sports, etc. With golf I’m not even a bandwagon fan. I can only watch like the last few holes of a major or the Ryder Cup.
yeah but who cares
its an event based sport, and quite frankly the majority of the smaller events aren’t even on TV
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 10, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
i am.. what does that have to do with telling cloudy he isnt a loser.. everyone needs cheering up sometimes.. im sure he needs it all the time
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 10, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahahahahahhahahahahahha!
I hope you really are a 19 year old girl.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Lol, SBN has problems following up on draft day trades. At the moment we feature Jon Brockman.
http://www.blazersedge.com/roster
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
He was fun to watch as a Duck
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
from Leunen's senior year, the TS% leaders
On the 2nd link, scroll down to “all players.” Leunen is left off the first couple lists because he had a fairly low “usage.”
yeah, I meant a link to the video feed of the games… should have specified… as a former Duck I love his game
by The Arkitect on Jul 10, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
well… that’s a bunch of Zach, I thought it was free like the Orlando games
by The Arkitect on Jul 10, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Roy from the radio right now
http://955thegame.com/Multimedia/ListenLive/tabid/69/Default.aspx
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
all i'm hearing is that lame birthday contest
anything good from my man?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
aight everyone I gotta get back to work
catch y’all on the flip side (after 5 pm or so)…
gotta contemplate my ♥ life and work on my espanol skillz
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
see ya...always test your barriers to entry with your date
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i remember trying to type an email in belgium it was vonderweird
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
This Summer has not been a shining example of Blazer fan patience and behavior
Never seen people in sports freak out this much, this often, for what might be very little reason.
Don’t get me wrong, this hasn’t been how I’d like to have seen the Summer go either. But geez, come on.
by Timmay! on Jul 10, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
On last head count we had 10 players under contract. Two of those are coming back from having broken bones.
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Blake
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At least he separated it so strongly that he required surgery after the season
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None of our draft picks is under more than a summer league contract
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MILLS WAS THE KEY TO 60 WINS I TELL YOU THE KEY! #8 is CURSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
s/
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
The whole site today...
has sorta felt like the Pamplona running of the bulls. Lot’s of yelling, chaos, panic, manure piles and some occasional gorings.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
running of the bulls sounds a lot more fun
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I wish Kirk Hinrich came running over :)
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unlike the pamplona , we need another week....hahaha
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Everyone is used to KP dominating the offseason, and this year it kind of feels like he's getting gamed
Is he actually getting gamed? Eh. But lots of folks are really overreacting.
Yeah, I don't think its that big of a deal.
I know everyone wants a serious improvement, but that jump from 54 to 60 is hard, and I’m definitely of the mindset that standing pat isn’t a bad thing due to our age.
Most of the players are being invited to some other teams (USA, French, and Spainish national teams), so there is different types of development. And our crazy back-up PG won’t ever take a break until he’s successful, so we’re going to improve naturally.
not cool of you...you not any cooler for doing that...once an addict always an addict
you wanna ball Powell Park next thursday outside??…
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sweet...
like last time, just pretend i’m not on the court so you can guard someone else…like s4e
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No prob, I'll let you slip by a few times.
Always funny when I’m playing as the big guy when I’m only 6’2".
don't lie, you are 6'7" white version of Trout
thewhitetravisoutlaw
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Hey, dont go there!
I play d; all day, everyday
If I could shoot like him consistently, that’d be cool. :)
I saw you mention you being CP3, I want to see the sick dimes next Thurs. Who’s going to be your Chandler?
dimes are tough when i got Prez and s4e playing hot potato
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ha! you would have got dimes last time we played if you ever woulda been on my team
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Wait a sec, he just said you were playing hot potatoe.
You were on the SAME team! So who’s to blame?!?!?
I've only played with him once, and I made sure I was on the opposite team---I wanted to win, you know.
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too bad it was in your words, Epic Failure
man, do i have to take away those shoes i signed for you?
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no need
I already took some alcohol and rubbed your sig off
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it's all good...that's why we are fans of the team and not fans of fans...
just do what i do:
1. right hand brushes left shoulder
2. left hand, brushes right shoulder
not everyone can be fun lovin criminals like yours truly
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Don’t forget to lean wit it rock wit it
by The Arkitect on Jul 10, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
BRoy is sending pissed text messages
"I’m preparing to make a statement next week, but I can say I’m frustrated and disappointed with the process"
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Wheels
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he'll sign max 5 yr, just need to shore up the trades first
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I suspect he'll sign a 4-yr max deal.
Just a feeling. It may depend on expectations of the long-term health of the overall NBA.
he'll sign 5...4 will help us but not that much
they will try to convince him that 4 will help with free agency and veteran help if he can, if not then 5 years max…if KP can’t do anything this summer
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Stop toying with Cab’s emotions… ha can’t possible take much more… no man can
by The Arkitect on Jul 10, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope we get a real backstory into what's going down here later
It’s a bunch of guesswork and innuendo and random quotes.
from pdxtone's (Antonio Harvey) twitter:
Stephen Curry is going to be “THE REAL DEAL” I wish we could have gotten him!
Thorpe just stopped raving about him
Curry is playing like a borderline gunner. There is a line btween being a confident shooter and a shot hunter gone wild.
Saw that.
But it is summer league, and we let Bayless off the leash last year. Don’t see much harm in it.
I can't help it if my laptop is, by far, the best computer in my house.
I only have the best available. I’m at my grandparents for a visit and we only brought my mother’s.
spectacular!!!
have her call me so we can make a beautiful sibling for ya
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i was just testing your loyalty...brp>mom
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I have to go!
I probably won’t be able to log on til Sunday, but I’ll reply to you e-mail when I’m back in Madrid.
I’ll miss you all!
see ya lover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stay cool!!!
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have a good weekend madrid chica
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
I sent an e-mail to Wheels at Work
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
"I’m preparing to make a statement next week, but I can say I’m frustrated and disappointed with the process"
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I blamed Roy for fun.
J Bay Bay don't play that. J Bay Bay 2010 'Zers starting point guard over B Rex.
Finding a way to blame Sergio for Brandon's contract negotiations would be pretty genius.
[Next comment self-deleted because it would have been about someone on this site]
KP's attention got distracted by Sergio, like the eye of Sauron looking in the wrong direction as the trouble creeped into Mordor
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Suns fans don't care at all that Channing is coming. It's all about Nash and Hill and Amare.
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If Channing plays well, the fans will appreciate it.
That’s really all that matters anyway. Hopefully he has a good year there.
He might have had better chances on a team where he could be the clear backup and get many minutes
Phoenix is the nicer city than some of those teams though.
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2 year 3.8 mil...i thought he could get a bit more...
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And Phoenix apparently plans to use him as a center, to open up the court in a tandem with Lopez or Amare inside
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If there is one thing I know, it’s that Channing Frye at center is a fantastic idea.
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For a team like Phoenix, it might be bearable
One of Channing’s most productive stretches was when he took over for Joel at Center, at the end of the 07-08 season.
he’s just such a bad defensive center. He can shoot though. Nash will be good for him.
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WRONG ANSWER!
I will be rooting for them in every game EXCEPT when the get beat by the Blazers.
Can’t neglect your team!
Woo hoo, faster DSL
I’ve been maxed at 3.0mb for an eternity (in the middle of a tech area no less!). I finally got my speed doubled at very little additional charge.
I rarely say this, but yay for Comcast. They’re not my provider, but they upgraded this area and added very fast Internet, so the DSL companies actually started playing catch-up. Now if I could just get fiber.
i rock the party that rocks the party!!! you rock the party that rocks the body!!!
What’s everyone doing this fantastic FRIDAY night!??!!!?!?!?!?!?!?
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playing at proper eats
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
shoot
www.propereats.org should work…
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
not often enough since i lost my supplemental day job along with my/exgirlfriend/boss :-(
a couple times a week, i’ve started teaching and busking more too.
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
thanks, we've had some swing dancers show up the last couple times and that is always nice
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
ah, that music would be perfect for swing dancing.
That was the best part of playing rockabilly music – the dancers. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
you play rockabily?
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
yeah, I was in the Dukes of Juke
lead singer from Silverton sung like a bird and strummed acoustic. Good jazzy drummer and upright bassist. We did all kinds of Sun Records stuff, Everly Bros, etc. Big fun. I pretended to be Scotty Moore and that guy who played with Gene Vincent . . . oh yeah, Cliff Gallup. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
cool, we should put a show together with a couple respective bands at duffs garage, i've played there with clambake combo before
lots of room to dance!
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
Sending angry emails to British transportation companies
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air and land
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You should remind them who bailed them out of WWII
by The Arkitect on Jul 10, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
What has Winston Churchill to do with this?
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Not Churchill… America-hill or something like that… also, we won the revolutionary war, I hear they are still sore over that one
by The Arkitect on Jul 10, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
goin' to dinner with your wifey
what’s on your agenda?
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
i figured i better get used to it
since I’m, like, a cougar myself now.
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
oh, I thought you were going to stay in Eastern Washington for college. Prez, movin’ on up.
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Stay Close. Go Far.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!111
I am going to be going to school with you in like…a year or so. Zach.
No, I meant you replying to her curse word and pretending she meant she was talking about you.
GET IT RIGHT, fool!
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
hope that goes well...she told me she's putting in her community service hours tonight...
working with challenged kids
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by broyposse on Jul 10, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Debating between...
Actually relaxing at home for a night, which rarely happens
Or hitting the town.
What you up to BRP?
i was gonna mill around town with the mistress but i'm still mentally hungover from 4 days of partying in Philly....
let’s roll to happy hour after we ball thursday
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Oh, I just realized I'm out of town next Thurs.
So much for that. If you postpone it a week, I’m there :)
Oh, Wheels casually mentioned Jerry’d working with Greg in their interview today, but in a way so that Jerry’d didn’t have to answer. I wonder if that was Blazer management intervening.
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this whole off season has seemed....weird.
i’ll be glad when it’s over
If you're gonna quote me, misquote me -- The Arkitect
Either Bayless has a terrible memory or somebody blatantly lied to us
I’m thinking possibility #2, which is flat out unacceptable. I am extremely frustrated with the Blazer organization right now. I feel like we’re back in the Patterson/Nash era.
I think Bayless was messing with the media.
Even if someone was lying, I don’t care. It’s a sports franchise, and a winning one at that. Does it really matter who is working out with who? Maybe it sucks that someone lied, but I just don’t care anymore, the way the offseason has gone.
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Suns beat writer reports Nash will extend. Strike another target (not that I wanted him)
Steve Nash and his agent will meet with Suns brass next week in Vegas to finalize a 2-year extension for 20 mill. He has 1 year left at 13.
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This means that Phoenix is trying to win this year… meaning that OKC’s pick won’t be more than 12-17. Booyah. Eat it Presti.
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Is Phoenix playoff-caliber this year? I have my doubts right now.
It may depend on the other teams in the west.
they were without Amare when Gentry took over… I still think they will win a lot of games with Nash, Amare, Richardson, Hill, etc. They had a good winning percentage in run-‘n’-gun.
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New Orleans will decline. CP3’s PER of 30 isn’t exactly going to rise, and they are the oldest roster in the NBA.
Houston could slip as well. I have trouble seeing who initiates offense on that team with Yao out. I understand that they’ll be good defensively, but between Brooks-Battier-Ariza-Scola-Hayes, there isn’t much firepower.
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most of their fans predict about 10th in the West. There isn’t anyone besides Scola, Lowry, and Brooks who can initiate offense by dribble. Ariza? Even The Dream Shake blogger makes fun of his lack of handle.
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they make fun of everything
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
there is no one to initiate offense. Before, they at least had Artest to break them down.
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I understand, but a team HAS to be able to initiate offense. Aaron Brooks is a No. 1 option?
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he's crafty
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
but he’s a complementary player. Good post game, but it’s hard to score when Hayes’ man is double-teaming you. Either Hayes is standing under the rim so double-teaming is easy, or he’s outside of his range and leaving him doesn’t matter.
I think you overrate Morey a tad bit in that he has been great at finding complementary players. They need a star.
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when LA wanted to, they killed the Rockets.
Don’t underestimate the loss of Artest. He was someone that could break down the defense.
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I don't know, I saw how badly Artest played in one of Houston's blowout wins
I don’t buy that LA wasn’t trying in game 6. Not one bit. I’m not saying Houston will be great next year, but I am saying their defense gets them into the top 8 out West.
They lack two things that are crucial in the NBA: enough players that can create their own shot and a clutch-time scorer.
I put them at 9th in the West.
They are going to be incredibly easy to guard, and I’m not sure that their defense gets any better. Who is the backup center?
Their offense was effective before because it created two stress points: both Artest and Yao. With neither worrying the defense, they won’t score.
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I have far too much respect for Morey, Adelman, Scola, Landry, Hayes, Battier to pick them to miss the playoffs.
the guys in Houston (fans and media) fully believe that Battier is gone and that they will miss the playoffs.
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If Battier was gone, that might change my opinion
I don’t really care what Houston fans or local media think.
Groan, Dallas will be awesome. And awesomer next year when Donnie and Cubes trade Dampier and Howard for Wade
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How good is Marion these days? Is he taking Josh Howard's minutes?
Gortat should definitely help. I do expect Dallas to be better than Phoenix, though I’m far from sold that they are better than a 6 seed. I definitely don’t have Dallas returning to round 2.
Gortat is a monster upgrade over Damp.
Marion is good because it gives them versatility. They can go small or big to match up with teams.
We’ll see a lot of Terry-Kidd-Howard-Marion-Dirk, and that’s a brutal lineup.
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kidd and barrea combo could make marion better again
both chalmers, wade, and calderon aren’t pure playmakers, more scorers, kidd and barea will set him up better maybe?
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
Don't laugh, they will be the best expiring deals in the whole wide league
Dampier is a “instantly clear up to 16 million off your cap in a sign and trade” ticket. Howard is a team option. And you can bet that Cuban won’t sit on Damp’s unguaranteed deal at the deadline or latest next summer like the Blazers on Raef. Maybe it won’t be one of the big three, but even a guy like Joe Johnson could help a lot.
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i don't disagree...was laughing at the use of awesome and awesomer
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Amare tweets that he has another eye surgery. Oh oh.
Fans your hearing it first from me Amar’e. I’m having surgery to finish repairing my eye.
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Lol this is awesome. All states of Sportsnation want Boozer, except the one that has him. And Oregon wants Kirk.
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/7/10/944766/might-as-well-do-it-since-the-map
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/fp/flashPollResultsState?sportIndex=nba&pollId=74394
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If we lose, I will pretend not to care
If we win, I will pretend its a huge deal. That’s how we Americans roll.
Joventut signed a Latvian PG today. Goodbye Ricky, to wherever
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more summer league tweets from Thorpe
Curry finished 4-14 for 16 pts. I suggested he was mike bibby without the baggage when I first saw him. That’s how he played today.
Rockets won by 4. (Anthony) Randolph with the near triple double. 20pts. 10 boards. 9…fouls.
I think Anthony Randolph will perpetually be the guy that is fun to watch from afar but frustrating as a GS fan.
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That's exactly what I see
Him and Javale McGee get to inherit the Perpetually Frustrates His Fans icon from Lamar Odom.
On RealGM is an odd thread about someone who saw Steve Blake take a flight to Chicago
Now that would be news. But probably he is just seeing a doctor, a friend, whatever.
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Maybe KP has hired Keifer Sutherland to take a Miller son hostage. The conditions for release are Utah accepting Tim Thomas and trading Boozer.
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if we did get Kirk, I’d be completely satisfied at this point. It would be a relief.
(Don’t think we’re getting him)
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would you be satisfied
if it cost Bayless too?
by DrivetheLane on Jul 10, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
just curious.
i’m back and forth on that idea.
by DrivetheLane on Jul 10, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I am OK with using Bayless to get Hinrich
I like Blake. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
i kind of think the same.
my only reservation is that there would be no change of pace, which I think is important for second units to have to keep the defense on it’s toes.
by DrivetheLane on Jul 10, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
not necessarily
blake pushed the tempo when nate told him to, i think kirk could do the same, you don’t need speed to push the tempo necessarily, well you do, but guys like jason kidd have so really good court vison and pull off outlet passes, halfcourt passes, etc.
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
lol
@norsktroll:
Are we sure the Blazers didn’t accidentally send the “toxic contract offer” to Roy instead of Millsap?
You gotta be kidding me all — we so bored we come up with this [stuff].
OMG i heard a rumor too-
The rumor is that a certain fan base has decided to stick there head up there [x] and go into panic mode instead of be patient.
NM it’s not a rumor — Its fact and it’s a sad fact.
so true.
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Per Thorpe
Kings ran a post up for Evans right away. That’s what they love about him.
Yeah… because I want my PG to be able to post people up. I know GP did it well, but really? Don’t you want them setting someone else up?
Well Evans is unusually big and bulky for a PG (or really a combo guard). So that is a weapon they should use.
Andre Miller does it effectively, and he is probably not as strong.
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the best post-up guards in the league are some of the most effective passers. Miller, Kidd, Williams, etc. Great tool to have.
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Williams? All I remember from him is pick n roll or taking people off the dribble
Thought Evans is more of a scorer…
And what about Kevin Martin? I’m trying to think of a scheme that has the PG post someone up that leaves a talented SG open for shots…
I guess they would have a good shooting C to take out the big man away from the basket…
These rambling thoughts aren’t really going anywhere… I just don’t like my PG being the focus of the offense. Being a PG and the #1 option on plays would be difficult, and it’s Martin’s team as far as I know.
posting up is valuable from a point guard because it will normally force a double. A post up isn’t always to score, it can be to get someone an open shot.
Williams would post up Sergio constantly, seeing he had the size advantage.
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The real problem is Utah can run Cab
After all, that’s probably what Deron Williams does best anyway. Has he ever posted up G’s much in his career? I haven’t seen it.
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plus he has a midrange game
don’t need to post up when you can face up, most like roy besides paul pierce
"Everybody is crazy. It's just some people are more upfront about it." -fanfaraway
"love is only universal if you know what to do with it" -broyposse
which means, Hinrich won't get delivered today
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hahahhaha
you still dont’ believe me…i’m so heartbroken about that
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it’s not that I don’t believe you, I just don’t think anyone, KP himself, knows what is going on… no matter how good the source.
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well, milsap has an offer form from us and its close to 36 mill with everything up front to screw the jazz
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and as far as Millsap goes, ok… we offer Millsap, Utah matches after a week.
we’re still in the same boat with no improvements.
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yeah, of course...
but hopefully, they move boozer, and get us hinrich a little faster…chicago is just being greedy
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i did say end of day today a few days ago right?
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hahah thanks, it's just my sources
and it says, if no deal done friday, term sheet to Milsap at end of friday
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by broyposse on Jul 9, 2009 3:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
and there i am, AK’ing it
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So they finally offered a deal to MIllsap
Yowzah. Why?
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That makes them just as bad as Memphis
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No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Memphis exploited a loophole in the CBA. We’re extending an offer to a free agent that we actually do want. KP would be thrilled if Utah didn’t match.
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I understand what you mean
But, at the same time, why does Portland NEED Millsap?
How does PT get divvied up now?
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No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
What if it doesn't work?
Then you have to live with it as fans.
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Which I don't understand for a lot of reasons
Przy is a C. Millsap is not. Oden’s health is not a guarantee. LMA is also not a C.
Where is the benefit of having a 2nd PF on the roster with only 1 C?
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There is talk that Przybilla will opt out this summer and demand at least the MLE long-term.
If you can get a long-term asset out of him, you do it. Millsap/Aldridge/Oden could work somewhat.
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I think you guys so badly want to make a splash
That you’re ignoring the greater good of the roster long term.
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I think we’re acquiring an asset for trade. Millsap could be traded in December, Przybilla anytime.
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Why?
Why? Why? Just to spend the money you don’t need to spend?
Why? Why? Why?
I’ll never understand this. I really won’t. Even it works, I won’t understand it.
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That's so stupid I don't even know
Portland has too many as is. Pritchard is always too anxious to make a move. It’s one of his problems. There are a lot of people who will hope that hte Blazers get Millsap just so they will fail.
I will be one of them.
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http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4320029
Many Blazer fans would disagree with you there.
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That's because too many of them think real moves are to be made when there aren't
Personally I think acquiring Millsap is a mistake. I can leave it at that and let time play it’s hand.
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Actually I thought that was a mistake after some thought
I think the right move is to stay pat even as tough as that is.
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so you'd rather have Outlaw playing backup 4
than a guy like Millsap? That’s why I think Millsap makes sense. Even with a possible minute crunch. Remember, if the team is winning a bunch, those minute crunches are suddenly not a problem.
by DrivetheLane on Jul 10, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually I think the Blazers would be wise to pare down their talent
Go with Pendergraph, LMA, Przy and Oden at the 4/5 spots. Leave it at that.
There is such a thing as too much talent.
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you're probably right.
but i’ll hold out hope for a week. it’s more fun to think about than Hedo was.
by DrivetheLane on Jul 10, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
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What I think happened is that Portland signed 'Sap to that offer sheet
To get the 3 way deal greased up & ready to go.
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if anything Pritchard is too hesitant to make a move
getting Millsap at 8 mil/per would be great value for the Blazers.
Also with the benefit of having Pendergraph around
Do you want him being the only C on the roster if Oden isn’t healthy?
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you have an excellent point that i think timbo would agree with
2 7 footers that can defend > 1
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Here’s what I see happening. They’ll basically keep Boozer as an expiring to dump at the deadline and sign Millsap. Though it hurts them financially, it doesn’t help us.
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yeah, i just don't understand Chicago's stance...that expiring contract is gold to them...
more so than Rex or Tyrus
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Chicago is becoming notoriously scared of their own shadow when it comes to deals… too afraid of being perceived as on the short end of the stick
by The Arkitect on Jul 10, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously, can't stand it...and not much annoys me
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any idea when it will be reported by media?
how much money is it for?
by DrivetheLane on Jul 10, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
i see.
i should really start believing you. haha.
by DrivetheLane on Jul 10, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4320029
4 years, 8-9 million per, signing bonus
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
At least we will ruin Utah's finances a bit
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
good thing we have an owner who will pay to win.
and if we somehow actually land Millsap, he’ll help us win.
by DrivetheLane on Jul 10, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I think his impact would be substantial. Four uniquely talented bigs… that would be fearsome.
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yup.
I actually get kinda excited just thinking about how many rebounds we’d be snagging every game and the second chance points they’d be leading to.
by DrivetheLane on Jul 10, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
don't get too excited...
they will match and hopefully we get Captain Kirk out of it
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yeah they probably will match.
but i’d be more excited about Millsap than Hinrich to be honest. Hinrich solves problems too, but Millsap solves bigger problems in my opinion.
by DrivetheLane on Jul 10, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
don't worry, your heart is in my soft hands
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peace yo...easy on the beer goggles in canby
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If I'm Millsap, why do I want to go to Portland to play limited minutes behind LMA?
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better chance of winning
for the forseeable future?
by DrivetheLane on Jul 10, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he doesn't. But that offer sheet drives his market price up, since Utah now has to give him the same signing bonus.
Shades of He-dough. Million-sap.
If you want to trade our spare parts for Devin Harris, I have three quarters I would like to trade for your dollar
2nd question:
Is there any chance Millsap is capable of logging minutes at the 3-spot? Or is he a four-five only.
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Who we gonna' put on Artest and Kobe in the WCF
Roy and Batum? I just have a feeling we’re going to get butchered. We ain’t got size.
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true that
seriously, it is gonna’ suck.
Denver wouldn’t be a cake walk either with Anthony + SG + Billups.
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on the other side of the coin, though, who could compete with that kind of big men depth?
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true enough.
that is a nightmare for other coaches.
i’d still rather have strong starting 5 though
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ok, but who is out there at the 1 or 3? No one is giving away players for cap space. There’s a far better chance of dealing Millsap for a 1 or 3 in December than getting one for cash.
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yeah, for sure, this is probably our best option at this point.
just makes me wish we’d done a deal earlier hahaha
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what we’ve seen is that teams are not willing to part with talent for just cap space unless it is old and not very good. So acquiring a young good asset like Millsap is a far better bet in the long-run, trying to acquire a talent at the 1 or 3.
Moot point. Millsap won’t be a Blazer.
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this is where i'd love to have a "simulate off-season and move to regular season" button at my disposal.
;-)
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also, there are barely an SFs in the league that match up with Artest. We’re screwed whatever way we turn there.
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which is funny, because we're offering more money to millsap than he got from LA, correct?
something’s screwy here…
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doesn't matter who guards Kobe.
Batum seems to bother Kobe enough to at least make him work. Kobe will go for 30 a game no matter what.
by DrivetheLane on Jul 10, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I would say Aldridge has more of a 3-like game than Millsap does
but I wouldn’t run either of them on the perimeter.
i didn't think so.
4 bigs, spotty SF and PG still.
Something else has to be in the rigging.
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KP is ruining the financial situation of other teams :)
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lol
he’s good at ticking people off, isn’t he? haahha
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