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Day Of Disaster: July 1st, 2009


Ticked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Folks, this day is looking to be a dark day during the course of the "Brandon Roy Years." 

    To recap, we are contemplating on signing the next "Peja Stojacovic" styled in contract, named H*DO, which after 1 year of moderate productivity will be know as HTEC (H.T. Expiring Contract, as 1 commentor brilliantly named)

    Secondly, H*DO is angering Rudy, "furious," as reported, not good, not good.

    Third, significantly so, is that Ben Gordon has a deal in place with the Pisons, meaning the Bulls are not going to get Captain Kirk come to PDX at all it seems, and certainly not for Blake & Trout...meaning...we increased the likelihood of...Bl*ke remaining our starting PG, who is GARBAGE as a starter in this league, don't get me started, don't debate it, you know it to be true, if GM's ranked starting PG's in this league, Blake would be on the tail end, the "dung heap," as you might call it, anything other truths smacks of homerism

    PDX will win titles, but this day could be the beginning of moves that turn a one in a generation dynasty, into a "nice decade," and this is unnacceptable.  Do you know a once in a generation dynasty is possible for this team !!!

    DO YOU REALIZE THIS!!!???  The Yankees BUY Babe Ruth!!!  They sign CC Sabbathia AND Mark Teixaria in a single offseason and piss of the rest of the league!!!  The Cavs trade junk for Shaq, and now (*literally, this is true!) have Lebron talking to Artest last night convincing him to sign with their team!!!!   The Red Sox pay 50 million to some Japanese team just to be able to talk to Dice-K!!!!!  THIS IS WHAT WINNERS DO!!!!   The Bulls sign the craziest man on the planet in Dennis Rodman because HE IS A FREAK ON THE BASKETBALL COURT!!!   It doesn't always work out, but THIS IS WHAT WINNERS DO!!!!  

    I have never seen a "perfect storm of opportunity" hit a team like these Blazers, so much potential, so much $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ P.A.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, so much depth, ENOUGH free agent room, and we are going to sign H*DO!!!!  Blahhhhhh!!!!!  Wait, I'm not done... Blahhhhhhhh!!!!!    If the Blazers need to be a WINNER!!!! THEN THEY NEED TO MOVE LIKE ONE, Winners in our position orchestrate trades like signing Gortat, package him with Trout&Blake, & pay the Bulls $3million in cash to get Kirk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

    " WINNERS" throw 9 million at a guy like Marvin Williams, make teams like ATL shake in their pathetic financial boots, and then console them by saying, just let us sign your restricted FA, and then we'll send you 3 million, and trade you Outlaw for the most pathetic of your scrubs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  "WINNERS" say I WILL SIGN ARTEST BECAUSE HE IS A BEAST WHO WILL BEAT THE HECK OUT OF KOBE, will be the best defensive player to fix our most glaring weakness!!!!, and

  "Winners" sign a FA Like Ron Artest because they WANT TO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

  "Winners"  sign a guy like Gortat, call up Larry Brown who likes big men, and says we'll trade you "Gortat, Rudy, & Bayless for DJ Augustin and some junk contract you want to get rid of."  Then when Larry says "No." we call up their cash strapped owners and tell them we'll throw in 3 million cash, to get them to get a deal done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    Then with the remaining cash they'd have left, they sign RON ARTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   These are the types of moves WINNERS DO, I HATE TO SAY IT, THESE ARE THE TYPES OF MOVES THE L*KERS DO!!!!!!!!!!  IF KP DOESN'T GET THIS DONE, IT IS GOING "MONEYBALL" STRATEGY, BILLY BEANE STRATEGY, FLORIDAY MARLINS SMALL-BALL, AND THERE IS NO REASON NOT TO GO YANKEES, WE WILL KICK YOUR BUTT, RIP YOUR HEART OUT MENTALITY, AND IF THE BLAZERS GO "PITTSBURGH PIRATES" AT THIS MOMENT, i AM NOT GOING "LOSERVILLE", AND 10 YEARS FROM NOW, GO, "JEE WIZZ, THAT WAS GREAT WE WON 2 CHAMPIONSHIPS DURING THOSE BRANDON ROY YEARS," i will be ticked because this team is set up for so much more!!!!!!!! 

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