Day Of Disaster: July 1st, 2009
Ticked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Folks, this day is looking to be a dark day during the course of the "Brandon Roy Years."
To recap, we are contemplating on signing the next "Peja Stojacovic" styled in contract, named H*DO, which after 1 year of moderate productivity will be know as HTEC (H.T. Expiring Contract, as 1 commentor brilliantly named)
Secondly, H*DO is angering Rudy, "furious," as reported, not good, not good.
Third, significantly so, is that Ben Gordon has a deal in place with the Pisons, meaning the Bulls are not going to get Captain Kirk come to PDX at all it seems, and certainly not for Blake & Trout...meaning...we increased the likelihood of...Bl*ke remaining our starting PG, who is GARBAGE as a starter in this league, don't get me started, don't debate it, you know it to be true, if GM's ranked starting PG's in this league, Blake would be on the tail end, the "dung heap," as you might call it, anything other truths smacks of homerism
PDX will win titles, but this day could be the beginning of moves that turn a one in a generation dynasty, into a "nice decade," and this is unnacceptable. Do you know a once in a generation dynasty is possible for this team !!!
DO YOU REALIZE THIS!!!??? The Yankees BUY Babe Ruth!!! They sign CC Sabbathia AND Mark Teixaria in a single offseason and piss of the rest of the league!!! The Cavs trade junk for Shaq, and now (*literally, this is true!) have Lebron talking to Artest last night convincing him to sign with their team!!!! The Red Sox pay 50 million to some Japanese team just to be able to talk to Dice-K!!!!! THIS IS WHAT WINNERS DO!!!! The Bulls sign the craziest man on the planet in Dennis Rodman because HE IS A FREAK ON THE BASKETBALL COURT!!! It doesn't always work out, but THIS IS WHAT WINNERS DO!!!!
I have never seen a "perfect storm of opportunity" hit a team like these Blazers, so much potential, so much $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ P.A.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, so much depth, ENOUGH free agent room, and we are going to sign H*DO!!!! Blahhhhhh!!!!! Wait, I'm not done... Blahhhhhhhh!!!!! If the Blazers need to be a WINNER!!!! THEN THEY NEED TO MOVE LIKE ONE, Winners in our position orchestrate trades like signing Gortat, package him with Trout&Blake, & pay the Bulls $3million in cash to get Kirk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
" WINNERS" throw 9 million at a guy like Marvin Williams, make teams like ATL shake in their pathetic financial boots, and then console them by saying, just let us sign your restricted FA, and then we'll send you 3 million, and trade you Outlaw for the most pathetic of your scrubs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"WINNERS" say I WILL SIGN ARTEST BECAUSE HE IS A BEAST WHO WILL BEAT THE HECK OUT OF KOBE, will be the best defensive player to fix our most glaring weakness!!!!, and
"Winners" sign a FA Like Ron Artest because they WANT TO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Winners" sign a guy like Gortat, call up Larry Brown who likes big men, and says we'll trade you "Gortat, Rudy, & Bayless for DJ Augustin and some junk contract you want to get rid of." Then when Larry says "No." we call up their cash strapped owners and tell them we'll throw in 3 million cash, to get them to get a deal done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then with the remaining cash they'd have left, they sign RON ARTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These are the types of moves WINNERS DO, I HATE TO SAY IT, THESE ARE THE TYPES OF MOVES THE L*KERS DO!!!!!!!!!! IF KP DOESN'T GET THIS DONE, IT IS GOING "MONEYBALL" STRATEGY, BILLY BEANE STRATEGY, FLORIDAY MARLINS SMALL-BALL, AND THERE IS NO REASON NOT TO GO YANKEES, WE WILL KICK YOUR BUTT, RIP YOUR HEART OUT MENTALITY, AND IF THE BLAZERS GO "PITTSBURGH PIRATES" AT THIS MOMENT, i AM NOT GOING "LOSERVILLE", AND 10 YEARS FROM NOW, GO, "JEE WIZZ, THAT WAS GREAT WE WON 2 CHAMPIONSHIPS DURING THOSE BRANDON ROY YEARS," i will be ticked because this team is set up for so much more!!!!!!!!
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Relatively speaking
This team needs vets at their peak, not more young guys. Artest qualifies, but I’d not want to risk a 60 win season on Ronnie’s medication compliance.
In five years, probably only three or four players from this year’s team will remain, yet our window will likely still be open. We don’t know what it’ll take to win in 2013, as we don’t know how good LMA will be, what’s Greg will turn into, or what teams we’ll have to get through to win a title.
I think we all feel this pressure to create the perfect 10-year dynasty, when you’re really just planning 2-3 years at a time and hoping your non-core players pan out.
by Engineering Problem on Jul 1, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
Calm down. We don't know what the final picture is yet.
Hedo is probably the best free agent available this year, and it is our last year to sign a free agent. I’m viewing it like the draft. If this is our last chance to sign a real impact player in free agency, take the best player available, and collect assets. Maybe a smoking trade will come later we can’t pass up.
calm down
seriously dude. hedo is the best free agent available on the market. don’t believe me? ric bucher has hedo on the top of his list.
http://insider.espn.go.com/nba/insider/news/story?id=4293663
they are going after the best available player, just like the yankees would. kirk is a good player, but not much of an upgrade over blake. had a good playoff series, but hasn’t had a great career. artest is a good player but is a nut who would possibly kill everything this team has been working for with his locker room presence. calm down
"Brandon, a 3-pointer out front... HIT IT!!! YES HE DID!!! OHHHHH YEAAA!"
ric bucher is GOD
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ric_Bucher
I love a man that speaks highly of the blazers, but he didn’t even play basketball at a high level, HE PLAYED SOCCER. I can’t stand these so called experts. I have a friend that has an opinion on all things basketball and he played ball at Western Oregon so he is an EXPERT.
Please these lists are merely ways to get people to pay for that coveted title of ESPN INSIDER.
by NDREXLERDRIVE on Jul 1, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
you don't have to be a hall of famer to report on sports
if your job is to report on sports day in and day out, whether or not you did underwater basket weaving in high school is immaterial.
Magneto was right
MEMO TO KP-GET BIRDZILLA!
thats my point
all you have to have is a blog and the will to lose face sometimes. Everybody is a critic, but some have the credentials to be “experts”.
by NDREXLERDRIVE on Jul 2, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Titanic won best picture in 1997
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
by TheTinfoil on Jul 1, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Agreed
I think Turk would be a big mistake and the Peja comparison could be fairly accurate. When N.O. brought Peja over they thought “instant contender,” I can’t see how KP could get this wrong. This must be smoke screen while he nabs Artest or Bibby.
by The Natural ala Mode on Jul 1, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
we want to be a good defensive team right?
so lets leave Blake there and reduce the role of Batum. good plan? Hedu is just an older Outlaw who has had the chance to develop, and there is a reason that i dont want trout.
Subrogation is the act of obtaining reimbursement for a payment one is not legally liable for.
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
ironically, on this day in 1908
SOS was adopted as the international “distress signal”
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 1, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
save our souls, KP!
may-day, may-day
can anybody hear us?
the good ship Blazer is going down like the Titanic and there’s not enough life-rafts to go around!
In November 2004, the online casino GoldenPalace.com, bid $28,000 to purchase a 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich that supposedly bore the image of the Virgin Mary.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 1, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Did they eat it?
"Knowledge will get you from A to B. Creativity will get you anywhere." Einstein
by Garden of ODEN on Jul 2, 2009 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Id pay that much for one with Sabas' image on it.
mmmmmm delicious good passing center.
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Hedo is no Peja Stojakovic
He’s a much, much, much more complete player, warts and all, then Peja.
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by EngineerScotty on Jul 1, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of the blue whale
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
Oh no...
With all the doom and gloom here today, you’d think we just traded for Zach Randolph, signed Ruben “Kobe Stopper” Patterson to 5 years/50 mil, and announced we’re going to hang J.R. Rider’s jersey from the rafters.
by BlazerBen on Jul 1, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That's great news
Maybe we can put a giant used Coke can up there with the retired jersey. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
The Battle of Gettysburg started today (in 1863)
What a disaster that was…
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
In a few years some future GM of the Blazers will hold the Tualatin Address to commemorate the lost championships of this day
free agency of the people by the people and for the people
will not perish from this earth. – John Hancock
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
Well, now I'm confused.
the Bulls are not going to get Captain Kirk come to PDX at all it seems, and certainly not for Blake & Trout…meaning…we increased the likelihood of…Bl*ke remaining our starting PG, who is GARBAGE as a starter in this league, don’t get me started, don’t debate it, you know it to be true, if GM’s ranked starting PG’s in this league, Blake would be on the tail end, the “dung heap,” as you might call it, anything other truths smacks of homerism
KIRK, NICE KNOWING YOU!!!! BizzarroKirk, err, I mean Blake is just as good!!!!!
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Jul 1, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Certified blazer.fangirl
Shhhhh
We can’t go quoting people around here and revealing their inconsistencies
A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
What is confusing??
In case you didn’t “get it” I’m REALLY TICKED Kirk is likely off of the market, and the “Bizzaro-Version” of Captain Kirk is Steve Blake!!!!! Familiar with Superman?
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Jul 1, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Why all the hype over captain Kirk?
Hedo has a much better and more established, polished and accomplished resume and we will most likely get him at about the same price. So we turn one of our “weaknesses” in the stop gap 3 position we’ve been filling with a 19 year old rookie, and a guy who would rather play PF,into a scoring and offensive threat for the same price that it would cost to upgrade a similar player at another of our “weaknesses” the PG position?? and the sky is now falling??
CALM DOWN. This is a good move in the long run for this team. No we’re not set at the PG position, it just means we only have one “weakness” left to address.
I am now a fan of HEDOnism
Position, Minutes, and what he brings that Steve Blake physically cannot.
And big ears. But thats okay, he can use them to block passing lanes.
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I don't like the Hedo deal and even I would take Hedo over Hinrich.
"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better."
Barbie's full first name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
by TheTinfoil on Jul 1, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
DISASTER
On this day in 1937 – Aviation pioneer Amelia Earhart (pictured) and navigator Fred Noonan disappeared over the Pacific Ocean during an attempt to make a circumnavigational flight.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 1, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
La Noche Triste
Cortes’ conquest of the Aztecs was nearly halted on this day.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
indeed
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
DISASTER
Cotton McKnight: Let me tell you, a double-fault final-play elimination hasn’t occurred since the Helsinki episode of 1919, and I think we all remember how THAT turned out!
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 1, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
REC'D
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
DISASTER!
Look up the Michael Ruffin highlight video on youtube.
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Istanbul was Constantinople. Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople.
A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
that's a song
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Your statement is correct.
A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
your jedi mind tricks will not work on me woman!
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
On July 1st, 2002
A Bashkirian Airlines (flight 2937) Tupolev TU-154 and a DHL (German cargo) Boeing 757 collide in mid-air over Ueberlingen, southern Germany, killing 71.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Disaster?
You’ll have no choice but to eat the other passengers after your plane crashes into an Armor Hot Dog Processing Plant this week.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 1, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
estee lauder was born today
DISASTER!!!!!
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
as did Harriet Beecher Stowe
truly a disastrous day
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
So did Marlon Brando
and Robert Mitchum and Michael Landon
Kobe Bryant continues to live.
DISASTER!!!!
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 1, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
DISASTER
1878 – Canada joins the Universal Postal Union.
yikes..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 1, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
DISASTER
I have “Kiss Me Thru The Phone” stuck in my head right now
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
most def
so how bout it?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
i thought it was clever
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
DISASTROUSLY FUNNY AND CLEVER
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
did you just use a "not" joke
there Borat?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 2, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait a minute...
How do we know this is really from TrentEdwardsHoF2018? Nowhere in the body of the post did I see the words “Can someone please post a link???”
A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
by GustyJ on Jul 1, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
This forumn reminds me of Pittsburgh Pirate fans who are like...
“we are happy! Yay!!! we have a baseball team!!! Yippee!!! we win 4 out of 10 games, and do really good considering how low our payroll is!!! Thank our lucky stars we having a baseball team!!!” I do know a thing called hyperbole, lol, but one thing I love about NY, is we demand the best from our teams, and are not happy with a bunch of “nice guys, who sign autographs for our kids, and play solid 500 winning percentage…” This PDX team is capable of so much more…
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Jul 1, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
you have kids?
you claimed to be a kid who had to turn off Bedge due to bedtime all during the regular season…
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
it's hard to be unhappy with a team
who gets the 5th seed with such a young roster
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your screaming is waking my baby. Anyway, you whine about the moves KP and the Blazers are making (reportadly), and calling out an entire fan base for not protesting these moves (before they even happen). Dude, get real. The Yankees dont have a salary cap. The Yankees play in NYC, not Portland. And last, Pittsburgh fans are still to drunk to go to Pirate games because of the Stanly Cup and NFL Championship.
"nice guys, who sign autographs for our kids, and play solid 500 winning percentage…"
Like… Trent Edwards, say?
It's = It Is
Its = Belongs to It
the first Gay Pride parade took place in England on July 1st, 1972
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
lol i'm not touching that one
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
exactly..
you set me UP!!!
DISASTER!
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 1, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
DISASTER
your face
(that’s my quota for the day, I promise)
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
cloudydays, very interesting, I like how you mix politics with sports
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Jul 1, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
that's how i roll
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
id rather have hedo 10000 times over than artest
you realize against the lakers all artest did was chuck shot after shot and if it went in it went in.Hedo may also be a chucker but hes a playmaker as well
Oden...Aldridge...Roy.....THE REAL BIG THREE
chucked his way to 27 pts in closing out our vaunted "D" in the closing game of our season...
and he had jack to work with in that Lakers series, and he still led that team to 7 games against the championship team
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Jul 1, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
lol @ Artest "leading" a team
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
lol, but seriously, he was the best player on that team after Yao went down, dude's a winner on the court
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Jul 1, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
disagree
Brooks had the better series against the Lakers
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
winner on the court, maybe, fighter in the stands, definitely
I am now a fan of HEDOnism
by Matt Daddy on Jul 1, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This guy likes Artest ------>
Ron-Ron can lead me into the stands anytime.
If he signs here ill back the man up.
Who else would be down to roll with Artest?
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ear of moderate productivity will be know as HTEC (H.T. Expiring Contract, as 1 commentor brilliantly named
thank you very much
The new GM of the Detroit Pistons
bayless leaves over my dead body
sign mike bibby
the thing that I like
is the Buffalo Bills fan telling us all about Winning.
Have a nice night! – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
by 22baylor on Jul 1, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
OWENS IS THE MISSING PIECE!
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Try the veal!
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
by TheTinfoil on Jul 1, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey
Buffalo has a very proud franchise, and a fan base we in Portland have a lot in common with. I get that there is ironey in who is posting this junk, but dont drag the Bills into it. As a huge Bills fan, all I have is hope. Please dont take that from me!
we'll have a lot in common with them, if we lose in the finals 4 years in a row
I am now a fan of HEDOnism
The Yankees haven't won squat is 10 years
that is all
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by two4larue on Jul 1, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
My cat can eat a whole watermelon Ed
How does he feel the next day Reuben?
A Buffalo fan can talk, bc we so clearly see the difference between the Giants/Yanks/Rangers & small market Buffalo
We throw parades for losers every year instead of running them out of town, and then tout players as the missing piece when it was all we can afford, and the current Yannkees managment has a dynasty to show, more rings coming, and one of the best win% in baseball the last 10 years
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Jul 1, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
lol the Yankees have overpaid for every player on their roster
and when was the last time they made it to a World Series, anyways?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Well, I just saw Mariano Rivera & Jeter still playing, so it couldn't have been that long ago...
…and who cares if P.A. overspends, or Steinbrenner, if all they are going to spend it anyway is million dollar houses, paintings, & yaghts
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Jul 1, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
the point is
just because you can afford to pay for the players doesn’t mean you are going to win a title year after year after year…
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
90% of winners overspend, in the sports world, "losers" graciously talk about "value" most of the time
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Jul 1, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
true, money doesn't guarentee it...
but if you actually look at stats in baseball at least, a MUCH greater percent of teams with big payrolls win, You think buying Babe Ruth helped win some titles?
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Jul 1, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought this was about basketball?
Where am I? Can someone point me in the right direction please?
Certified blazer.fangirl
Not only that but
the MLB and it’s salary rules are far different than that of the NBA
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
actually, no it's been the mark of most SUCCESSFUL franchises over the last decade plus
build a core, then fill with the right role players around that core and if the salaries have to go up while the core matures so be it…but overspending to “build” a quality winning franchise has rarely ever worked.
I am now a fan of HEDOnism
That "terrible" Cowboys ownership has as many rings as any team in the past 15 years, you can go ask the Redwings, Yankees, & Lakers that question too
only 1 team can win each year, the “most high paying” team will win more than average, but they are still competing against 29 other teams…Isaiah Thomas is just not good at GMing by the way
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Jul 1, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't the Cowboys draft
Aikman, Smith, Sanders, Irvin?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Not Deion, but yes on the others
The Cowboys Superbowl teams were mostly made up of homegrown talent along with key free agents like Sanders and Charles Haley
A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
Yes, but when it came time to extend them, they didn't go Pittsburgh Pirates and let Bobby Bo & Barry Bonds walk
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Jul 1, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
as far as I know, Roy is going to get a max contract and LMA something close
I am now a fan of HEDOnism
I don't think your getting my direction...its not about letting people leave, but about doing our BEST to acquire players, mediocrity always settles when it bms solid...
I just don’t want that out of the Blazers
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Jul 1, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Let me tell you a Truth
last season the Buffalo Sabres dispatched their scouting team that traveled around the country, in favor of just having guys watch video clips, to SAVE MONEY!!! Even a teams “good drafts” are a result of using assets, and don’t forget, COACHES DON’T COME CHEAP!!! Good teams pay
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Jul 1, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
once again...how does any of this apply to the Blazers
they have a good core, they drafted, and are now using their assets, $$$ and cap space to put proven vets with skills around them? I don’t get your point
I am now a fan of HEDOnism
This is it: When I see Cavs, Spurs, & Magic acquire such players for garbabe, if we don't do something big (bc we have so many assetts to improve compared to those teams), then I think KP and PA are pulling in the reigns, and going "safe" at the...
wrong time, I just won’t buy into "there wasn’t a good move out there,’ and I’m getting suspicious PA is just playing “financial insurance”
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Jul 1, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, so a big move would be to add:
Hinhrich, Artest, Marvin Williams??? and not Hedo?
I am now a fan of HEDOnism
Maybe we should have traded to get Zach Randolph
instead of Memphis. Maybe we should have moved up in the draft and gotten an unproven PG, maybe we should have tried harder to convince Shaq that Portland was a good fit for him and had 3 centers….these are all big moves that most likely would not have worked out. Hedo will work great in this system and provide a much needed punch as a 3rd scoring option off LMA and Roy who are both getting big deals this summer. Calm down Bills fan, Portland will be just fine next year, and if you think KP is done after this… you are sorely mistaken
I am now a fan of HEDOnism
lol last I heard
KP called LMA and Roy, told them his offseason plans, and then discussed contract extensions with them.
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Almonds are members of the peach family.
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
DISASTER (at least nowadays)
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
The longest place-name still in use is Taumatawhakatan- gihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokai- whenuakitanatahu, a New Zealand hill.
Asking someone for directions to that place would be, naturally, a disaster.
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
Dude be careful
You could get banned for that kind of language
A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
he was a great radio personality
until he got really famous – then he went straight for the dough and completely lost his edge. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
The largest living organism ever found is a honey mushroom, Armillaria ostoyae. It covers 3.4 square miles of land in the Blue Mountains of eastern Oregon, and it's still growing
Draft Cole Aldrich 2010
If you tried to smoke that mushroom, the result would be...
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
Just tell us how you RELLY feel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m pretty worried too, but jesus buddy. Simmer…
Really: It will be a "failing grade" if in this offseason we acquire H*DO and the Cavs acquire "Artest & Shaq," no excuses for letting a team in a worse cap/talent situation aqcuire more talent than us, but the sun still will shine tomorrow I guess
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Jul 1, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Ro*bot
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
if we get a good PG w/o giving up too much, and end up with Hedo, it will not remain a curse word
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Jul 1, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
:) Thank you, again, there is a thing as hyperbole, so I am not completely losing it, but...
I am worried now that Captain Kirk is likely off the table
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Jul 1, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope, to tell you the truth, I began to like this team bc:
A.) Their are actually a good group of guys on the whole, I have a hard time rooting for the Amare’s and Kobes and the Shaq’s of the world when it is them as the main cog, too much arrogance.
B.) It was a beautiful thing to watch a small market team aqcuire the potential to just dominate the NBA with such good guys
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Jul 1, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey!
We got Cunningham too! don’t sell us short!
* Building a Greg Oden Fanboy Treehouse Clubhouse this summer...
The trampoline hurdles are the best thing to happen to Wipeout this season
A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
I know we're entertained over here
After a while, we’re waiting for folks to intentionally just fall off. I mean, you’re not supposed to try jumping the hurdles with your face.
did you see the fat black lady last week on the big balls. Oh man. Talk about disaster.
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
Yes. Very very yes.
The disaster level was turned up to 11.
A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
I love that ’the motivator" has entered our vernacular.
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
Should that be applied as a nickname to anybody on the team?
A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
The motivator refers to "Do it, or you're getting traded to Memphis."
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
Monty Williams?
A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
Did you see the woman who said "hi" to the motivator, who then shoved her off...
…and as she hit the ball, she turned and started swearing at him?
I didn't, but I'm glad it's been decided that the motivator is a "he." I like it.
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
Oh no, this was when, one week, they had a real person as a motivator
Who would wait 1s, then shove them off the edge. :)
Yeah that was the Wipeout Bowl they showed at halftime of the Super Bowl
A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
Your recall is ridiculous.
But you know that already.
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
No, Timmay! is right, they repeated it last weekend.
A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
Also, I hope you feel appropriately shamed, given that
you were in my wedding, I have your cell number, and yet I am choosing to respond to you over Bedge, in front of the world.
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
Technically, yes, I was in my own wedding.
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
AND he has his own cell #
A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
Well that was fun ignoring the actual topic of this post.
Night all.
A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
That's because it's posted on the outside of the cell.
And most people only see the inside.
hakkaa päälle !
That was awesome
And that was back when they had an actual person as the motivator, now they’ve got the big red block for a motivator.
A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
Not sure I want to see a fat black lady with big balls.
For that matter, I’ll pass on seeing any lady with balls, fat, skinny, black, white or green.
Well, maybe a green lady with balls. Not many people can say they’ve seen that.
hakkaa päälle !
I don't know how Ichiro manages his MLB and Portland Timbers schedules all during the same part of the year
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
NOT SO DISASTROUS
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
Pardon my being nosy, butI've been seeing your guys' witty repartee for a while now
Is it a joke or do two really hate each other?
"B-Roy is the best shooting guard I have played against"
-Ron Artest
Cloudy will say it's a joke, Roybot will say they really do hate each other
by fanfaraway on Jul 2, 2009 5:53 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
you are good
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
lol,
but how do we know that isn’t a joke at cloudy’s expense?
"B-Roy is the best shooting guard I have played against"
-Ron Artest
it's always a joke at my expense
it’s how Roybot hides her <3 for me
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
if by hate you mean
have a crush on.. then the answer is yes they hate each other
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 2, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
We have a <3/hate relationship
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
you luv, she hates
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
only on fridays
on mondays it’s the other way around
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
For "serious" readers, may I remind you at this point...
Hedo will be an albatross contract for us as early as the 2010-2011 season, highly paid, on the decline, useless to us with a developed Batum, and largely untradeable unless a salary dump VERSUS signing ARIZA, WHO WE CAN SIGN ON THE CHEAP THIS YEAR BECAUSE THEIR IS NO REAL COMPETITION IN FA MARKET PRACTICALLY, AND WILL BE A HUGE TRADE CHIP 2 YEARS DOWN THE LINE, A GUY IN HIS PRIME, WITH AN UNDERPAID CONTRACT
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Jul 1, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
Easy on the all caps there champ
A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
by GustyJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
agree about Ariza
he seems like a more polished version of Batum (although Batum probably has the higher ceiling)
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
so I think it would be a good idea to sign a vet guy who can help the team today and
Batum can pattern his game after and then when that Vet is ready to move on to retirement Batum can assume the starting position, maybe even in that guy’s final year of his contract when we could use it to trade as an Ex Contract say 3-4 years from now…who would fit that description…hmmmm?…
I am now a fan of HEDOnism
Ariza?
lol
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
Communism is the very definition of failure.
I am watching Black Hawk Down
now THAT was a disastrous day
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
agree
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
plus one
orlando bloom’s earliest movie that I can remember…his role is hilariously lame
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
it was all washington's fault too. rangers asked for better helicopters and gunships but washington told em to just use the regular old equipment
Communism is the very definition of failure.
I blame [the] prez
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride’s father would supply his son-in- law with All the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month we know today as the honeymoon.
Communism is the very definition of failure.
by L-TrainFTW! on Jul 1, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
i always thought it was, you know, the time you and your honey did lots of mooning
but i guess you learn something new every day.
Look...I love Trevor Ariza....But $32-$40 million?!? That better be a 16-year contract. --Dave
What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.
Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST
I call it tonsil hockey
either way, it’s fun
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
lol uh sorry?
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
championship teams trade for kirk hinrich?
championship teams trade outlaw and 12 million $ for marvin williams? chill
Marvin Williams just turned 23 this month, barring injury, I'll bet he'll turn into the next "Devin Harris"
aka: “coulda been had right before he actually went into stud mode”
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
Trentfan, you didn't get it when you were screaming for Starbury at the trade deadline and you don't get it now screaming for Artest.
CHEMISTRY!!!!!!
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
by timbo on Jul 1, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Dont worry! I have our pg problem solved!
Bring back Jarrett Jack and the JJ Jump Pass Club!
* Building a Greg Oden Fanboy Treehouse Clubhouse this summer...
Speaking of disasters
I thought the aliens in Independence Day didn’t arrive until July 2.
A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
by GustyJ on Jul 1, 2009 11:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
you forgot to mention bizarro's injury
in terms of the hthtc highly tradeable htc it seems ok. i would rather focus more on d and toughness this offseason.
I have but one thing to say:
Cool it. Please. Lets just crank it down a notch.
OMG WERE GOING TO SIGN THE TOP FREE AGENT OF THIS CLASS.
This still just adds to our assets, if he is signed it is but the first part of a 2 part production brought to you by KP and Friends.
Lets just take a time out. Just for a bit. After all the debate i still have no reason not to trust KP. The non-draft of Dejuan Blair doesn’t count.
There is always that gut feeling. KP has never done what is expected of him. This draft continues to show just that. I listen to nothing the media says, much less the East Coast bias of E*PN
* Building a Greg Oden Fanboy Treehouse Clubhouse this summer...
I really cant see us signing Turk for the 5years 50million.
If anything he needs us more then we need him if he is really interested in winning a title Portland is by far the most likely team to do it out of all of the Turk “contenders”.
I could see us trying to add depth with a lowball offer. We have the economy going for us right now, we are in a position of power, we have a very attractive young team.
3Years 20 Million. Ill start low as possible and gauge his reaction.
Then again, KP I am not. Blazer fan I am.
* Building a Greg Oden Fanboy Treehouse Clubhouse this summer...
Winners also get hosed and overpay in a deal for DJ Augustin
Not hating at all, thats just a personal feeling.
* Building a Greg Oden Fanboy Treehouse Clubhouse this summer...
This is how this thread makes me feel

90% of winners overspend, in the sports world, "losers" graciously talk about "value" most of the time
by tominhawaii on Jul 2, 2009 4:23 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
hahaha
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
To Trent - take a pill.
To GreatOden, cloudy, Roybot, Tinfoil – thanks for turning a mindless rant into one of the more enjoyable posts in some time. Great job guys!
Bonus points to Tom for the photo.
hakkaa päälle !
by timg56 on Jul 2, 2009 8:28 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
you betta check yoself before you rec yoself....
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

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