If The Blazers Were...

If The Blazers Were MMA Fighters.

Inspired by quezadaz post If The Blazers Were Superheros Who Would They Be?? and tonights Faber vs. Brown 2 fight I thought this would be fun

Kimbo Slice: Big, looks mean but he's really a nice gut, with some more experience he could be dominate, tons of hype coming from his Youtube fights.

Lamarcus Aldridge: Good at just about everything, but not great at anything just yet, funny and energetic, always smiling, great teammate, has a chance to be really special.

Rashad Evans: Good at almost everything, but hasnt mastered anything just yet, always smiling, has a chance to be really special.

Nic Batum: Long, strong, quiet, but his play speaks for him, could hebe unstoppable one day?

Miguel Angel Torres: Long, strong, he is quiet, but his fighting speaks for itself, is he unstoppable now?

 Brandon Roy: What doesnt the guy do right? He is great at everything on the court, he wants his championship right now, can make a play/win a game in ways no one else can, not afraid of anyone, could be one of the greatest ever, has the backing of an entire city (Portland).

Urijah Faber: Is great at everything in the cage, he wants his chanpionship back right now,  wins fights in ways no one else could,not afraid of anyone, could be (already is) one of the greatest ever, has the backing of an entire city (Sacramento).

Jerryd Bayless: Fairly one-dimensional (right now), EXPLOSIVE, good defense, trains harder than anyone, short arms (lol)

Marcus Hicks: Fairly one-dimensional, explosive, trains hard, short arms.

Joel Pryzbilla: Tough as nails, never gives up, would through down anytime, Vanilla Gorilla

Lodune Sincaid: Alright I dont know anything about this dude, but his nickname is Vanilla Gorilla thats good enough right??

Travis Outlaw: Shows flashes of excellence, but he also makes too many mistakes, his fans are die-hard and so are those that dislike him, is very versatile, still a chance he could be very good.

Diego Sanchez: Very versatile, one day he looks like a champ and the next day a chump, his fans love him, but obviously haters hate him, still a chance he could be very good/great.

Steve Blake: Technically sound, great guy that you want to root for, under-rated, under-valued (IMO).

Matt Serra: Technically sound, guy you cant help but root for, under-rated at times.

Martell Webster: Shown that he could be really good, but also hasnt shown enough. (Jury is still out)

Thiago Alves: To me Thiago has shown some great stuff, but I just need to see more. (Kinda like Martell)

Rudy Fernandez: Pure energy, unorthodox, tough, doesnt back down, fan favorite, cult following.

Forrest Griffin: Pure energy, unorthodox, tough, doesnt back down, fan favorite, cult following.

Sergio Rodriguez: Could be very good, but makes too many mistakes, very quick, goofy, Blazer fans either love him or hate him

Jens Pulver: Was very good, but makes way too many mistakes, quick and explosive, goofy, you either love him or hate him.

So thats what I got. The Buffet of Goodness is to hard to compare to anyone, but if you think of someone let me know.