Junk Drawer 6/7 - Most Embarrassing Moment Edition

I don't have any embarrassing stories, so I'll just link everyone to

these NSFW sites that are hilarious.
the first is a site that consists of forwarded messages from people’s phones recounting “odd” behavior.

The next site is about terrible things that happen to people (many are made up) in the form of “Today, something awful happened, eff my life”.

I believe the word is schadenfreude

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 7, 2009 1:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

darn the silly non linkage

first: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

second: http://www.fmylife.com/

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 7, 2009 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

it's just NSFW language

don’t worry, I don’t link to nekkid people

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 7, 2009 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I prefer

http://www.mylifeisaverage.com

Rudy, Rudy, Rudy,
Roy, Roy, Roy!

by joelor on Jun 7, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

there is also a NSFW site involving doin the dirrrty

link

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don’t tell me,

is this the same girl you were talking about just the other day?

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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 7, 2009 1:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

nope

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by Philthyanimal on Jun 7, 2009 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah right

How many girls can one guy like?!

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i know huh

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by Philthyanimal on Jun 7, 2009 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just noticed your avatar

It’s pretty cool!

I’ve read that the Schonz has single handedly kept the Asian Male Escort industry of Portland alive during these tough economic times, so he is a hero of that subculture.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

wow...what a humanitarian.

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by Philthyanimal on Jun 7, 2009 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

7

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 7, 2009 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well that’s good,

‘cause otherwise your life is over. Glad I didn’t have to give you the bad news.

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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 7, 2009 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can't think of a really embarrassing moment

Except I always forget how to spell embarrass, and I am a 7 time 2nd place Spelling Bee guy and 1 time winner. Not national or state wide big time spelling bees, just the-school-I-am-at spelling bees.

Ok, I got one, sometimes stuff I’ve created creatively that is really awful makes me cringe sumthin’ fierce… especially early stuff from when I was but a boy.

I dunno. I’m pretty consistently cool, what can I say.

Mortirad

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 1:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I wonder if KP was embarassed when Greg got injury 2.0?

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by Philthyanimal on Jun 7, 2009 1:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm sure he just felt bad for Greg

He’s too sure and confident to think a minor injury means he made the wrong choice. And, he’s correct.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I had an embarrassing moment once,

just to see how it felt.

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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 7, 2009 1:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

How did it feel?

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, being completely passed out at the time at our HS grad party,

thrown into a lake (while passed out), waking up hours late basking in the sun – it felt fine. Of course I don’t remember it, so I think I need to take another shot at being embarrassed.

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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 7, 2009 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The way it was told to me was…

about half the football team threw me in the lake. All the girls were upset and yelling being afraid I would drown, and eventually pulled me out. The guys threw me back in. The girls drug me back out and put their collective foot down.

I woke up next to this girl that I had a crush on for 6 years, but never said hi more than once or twice because I was too shy. Laying in the sun we talked for 4 hours until it got dark, and then I never saw her again. It’s still very surreal to this day.

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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 7, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I didn't know you were the most interesting man in the world

how nice

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 7, 2009 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey, what can I say,

I live life vicariously.

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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 7, 2009 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I challenge you to a duel!!!

by The Most Interesting Man in the World on Jun 7, 2009 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

hah, Prepare to defend your honor

that is if you have any!

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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 7, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I really want to see the Hangover

anyone else seen it yet?

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by Philthyanimal on Jun 7, 2009 1:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

it's really really funny

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

loved it. See it. now.

Love, Canzano.

Trying not to get banned from the internets

by TheTinfoil on Jun 7, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

an embarrassing story not involving me might be inapprorpriate

I know of a couple on Prom night who got totally wasted at an after party. The party was really crowded and loud, so the couple decided to go out to their car to fool around. Well the girl was going down on the guy, but was so tired that she fell asleep while in position. The guy was too nice to wake her up, so he decided to just let her “sleep” there. Well when people cleared out of the house in the morning, they noticed the 2 of them in the car with her face buried in his crotch.

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by Philthyanimal on Jun 7, 2009 2:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I had the nickname of "whacker" in high school.

I still have good friends who refer to me as that, too, so take that for whatever it’s worth.

I’m not going into detail about how I earned that nickname, either.

by AK1984 on Jun 7, 2009 2:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

How did you VAGUELY get the nickname?

I’ve never have had a good nickname. :-(

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Or ANY nickname

I feel so alone now.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

is that why you often end your posts with a variation of Mortimer?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 7, 2009 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

No, I do that for personal reasons

It is for me only… and so people know who wrote the post.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

who wrote this post?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 7, 2009 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm posting as a mystery anonymous man right now

ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

anything....?

;)

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 7, 2009 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

weed whacker?

were you a hit man for the mob?

did you play tennis?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 7, 2009 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

one kid had the nickname "classterbator"

bc he umm…in class.

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by Philthyanimal on Jun 7, 2009 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ha-ha!

Nah, I didn’t do it in class.

Let’s just say I tried to, um, “show ‘n’ tell” at a house party once and I was a bit too intoxicated to make anything stand at attention.

It was an outright epic fail.

by AK1984 on Jun 7, 2009 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Haha, that's always funny when it happens

And I’m serious, I’ve seen that or a variation of that happen at a house party or bar and it is funny everytime.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

One friend in HS was eternally ashamed

Because a girl was trying to get him going in the middle of a party and he was too shy with everyone watching, and stoned and drunk.

Nowadays, that is a quaint story and it is a 7th grade type thing to do.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep, I'm 24 years old and I feel like I'm from a different generation than teens nowdays.

Anyhow, regarding my own personal story, I was the one doing all of the, uh, work — which was the worst part — rather than her. To me, that’s the most embarrassing thing about the whole ordeal.

by AK1984 on Jun 7, 2009 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think it's more understandable in your situation

He was just worried everyone would think he was small or sumthin’.

I swear I heard him call into Loveline a few years later and talk about being gay. He was really handsome and all the girls loved him and he went out on dates all the time but I dunno if he ever sealed the deal. I do think he may have been gay, since I recognized his voice on the radio saying he was gay.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

wait a minute

what exactly are you guys talking about? all this code talk has me confused.

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by Philthyanimal on Jun 7, 2009 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

If ya serious

E-mail me and I’ll fill ya in.

I guess it wasn’t on the Mensa exam!

(I’ll keep mentioning Mensa when you ask any question, even if it’s a good one, because I am jealous and petty)

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i should just post a pic of my ID card

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by Philthyanimal on Jun 7, 2009 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

could you also scan your social security card

and your post credit card numbers….for uhhh….verification purposes

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 7, 2009 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

A true member of Mensa would know an ID card can be faked.

WAS THAT NOT ON THE EXAM (see it works twice… oh wait, it doesn’t).

I jus’ teasin’ ya, jus’ so ya’s knows. ;-) (wink)

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 2:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

anything can be faked these days

if a SSN card can be faked, i’m sure a Mensa ID can be as well. maybe we should fake blazers press passes when we get the original from ben.

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by Philthyanimal on Jun 7, 2009 2:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

When I was in HS

My school was downtown and parking was a witch, but there was a special parking pass for certain students so I bought a fake one from a friend and it worked perfect.

He was a pioneer in the good-fakes-made-at-home field of excellence.

My bro-bro had a friend who worked at the DMV and would make REAL “fake” IDs which would nto be detected since they are real IDs, just with fake info.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 2:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

My brobro also had a friend at the phone company

And they got their house phone caller ID thingy changed to MAGNETO.

A friend of theirs was DR DOOM, and another was TVS HERCULES KEVIN SORBO.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Forget Mensa International, for I'm a part of the Prometheus Society!

I’m kidding, of course. Seriously, those folks are very, very smart cookies.

by AK1984 on Jun 7, 2009 2:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

fire=hot

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 7, 2009 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

here's a link

www.awkwardboners.com

Trying not to get banned from the internets

by TheTinfoil on Jun 7, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lolololol

some of these guys need to learn the “tuck it in” technique

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh, and on a side note, I ...

laugh like Tom Hulce in Amadeus.

I have a deep voice, too, which makes it even more hilarious.

by AK1984 on Jun 7, 2009 2:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Cool prank where the whole school was involved.

A friend of mine with several other guys (blind folded) in front of the entire school were supposed to locate their girlfriend by touch from a lineup and then kiss them. They snuck in his mom at the last second and he frenched his mom. That was worth watching.

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by Blazer1342 on Jun 7, 2009 2:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

ewwwwww

How did that not get stopped?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 7, 2009 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don’t think anyone expected him to french-kiss his girlfriend in front of everybody.

His mom worked at the school also.

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by Blazer1342 on Jun 7, 2009 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thinking back on it

I’m sure his mom was expecting a little peck on the lips.
He didn’t know it was his mom until someone yanked the blindfold off.
I’ve never seen a face get that red, that fast – ever. It’s was glowing like ambers.

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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 7, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL

Josh || BlazersEdge.com || "Friend to all women, lover to none"

by prezofdeath on Jun 7, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

effing gross

his mom agreed to this?!?

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by Philthyanimal on Jun 7, 2009 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll believe it because I trust Blazer1342 with my life

But if someone else said it I’d say I dunno if I believe it, because the mom would back off.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

It’s definitely true.
I’ve revealed a few stories on this site (not many) and I keep expecting to get a called out by an old school friend who visits here.

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by Blazer1342 on Jun 7, 2009 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

His mom was fighting it.

He was slow to realize what was going on.

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by Blazer1342 on Jun 7, 2009 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's not what I'm picturing

I like my version better.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 2:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

bad form morty

bad form

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 7, 2009 2:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well if she wasn’t fighting it,

his tongue wouldn’t have been so evident – does that help?

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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 7, 2009 2:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You bet it does

Next time blind fold them both.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow!

That’s craziness.

by AK1984 on Jun 7, 2009 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

how very Oedipal

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 7, 2009 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's a great reference.

I doubt the dad died in this case, though.

by AK1984 on Jun 7, 2009 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ok, I don't have an embarrassing story, but

I was having a debate with a friend of mine.

Can you ever be friends with an ex? I said yes. My friend’s contention is that if exes are friends it is because one (or both) of them still has feelings for the other. It’s never true friendship anymore. He also adds that it is emotionally unhealthy. I tend to just cite examples of people I know who are friends that used to date.

What does everyone think?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 7, 2009 2:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I am not friends with any ex and I get as far away from them as possible

But I do think it is possible, yes.

I just have no clue why anyone would wanna. Yuck.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

in my case

she is very sweet and we ended on good terms. I think it greatly depends on who the people are and how the relationship ended.

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 7, 2009 2:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, I hardly even talk to my real friends

When I break up with someone I am usually sick of them.

I have been friends with people I have DATED, so that is different. But actual girlfriend, no.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

we are your real friends

BE group hug!

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 7, 2009 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i agree

but there are some exceptions.

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by Philthyanimal on Jun 7, 2009 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

with which part?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 7, 2009 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

if it was a real serious relationship

i think its hard to be good friends again…casual friends i can understand, but as far as real close friends i would think it’d be rare. however 2 of my friends are still very close to their exes while being in serious relationships now.

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by Philthyanimal on Jun 7, 2009 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't think being close with an ex makes sense

it would be like a sexless relationship, so, marriage. I’m good friends with my ex, but I don’t consider us close anymore.

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 7, 2009 2:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

true

unless there was something going on in the side…if that was the case it really wouldnt be friendship anymore but just sex buddies.

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by Philthyanimal on Jun 7, 2009 2:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Can you ever be friends with an ex?

Yes, it’s possible. Sorry to be so brief… been a long, long day.

My wife has pulled it off with her ex-husband. And there’s definitely no lingering feelings.

by Timmay! on Jun 7, 2009 3:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yep i know some people

(teens and adults) that are friends after breaking up

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I just explained my most embarrassing story to somebody not one hour ago

If you want to know ask them. Weird coincidence.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 2:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Who did you tell

I want them to trust me in private confidence and then betray them by revealing I know your secret shame.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 2:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

If I told you

I would have to kill you. Then kill them. Then myself.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's a risk I am willing to take.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well in that case....

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 2:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I liked Pineapple Express

I didn’t think I was going to, but I did. Hoooray!

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 2:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

That IS embarrassing

I liked it fine too. It was fun.

I just watched TAKEN and W. W is sorta pointless and I hate when they take a quote we all know was said elsewhere and put it where it wasn’t said. Taken is weird that it made so much money, it is extremely standard and non-special.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 2:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's an okay film.

If I want my Seth Rogen and James Franco fix, however, I watch an episode or two of Freaks & Geeks.

by AK1984 on Jun 7, 2009 3:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I still ain't never watched it

Now after all these years and so many people loving it I expect to be let down immensely.

I like the Apatow movies, ain’t seen none of his canceled showses.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 3:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Freaks and Geeks has to be one of the best shows ever. Why was it cancelled again?

I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express

by Claire on Jun 7, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It is not well known

but all the stars of this ill fated show died in a fiery dirigible crash

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 7, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

WHAT?!

Then the person who is pretending to be Seth Rogen must actually be his evil twin! The world must know of this travesty.

I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express

by Claire on Jun 7, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I dunno

fake Seth Rogen is pretty damn funny

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You are the evil twin expert

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

makes sense

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

the American public doesn't like to

watch intelligent television. That’s why it was cancelled. Same with A.D.

by DrivetheLane on Jun 7, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Scrubs too

Chuck almost.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I love the show "Chuck"

good stuff. Also on my list is:
Bones
Numb3rs
The Unusuals
Rules of Engagement

I hate reality TV

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 7, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

not a fan of Bones or Numbers

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Have you watched them yet?

If not …you should give them a try

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 7, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i have

i just didn’t enjoy them

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh..ok

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 7, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Scrubs lasted for 8 seasons, I think people liked it enough

AD and Andy Richter Controls the Universe should still be on the air, or at least been able to end on the show’s terms.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 7, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I thoroughly enjoyed Arrested Development and am looking forward to the film.

On the other hand, though, I don’t get the love affair some folks have with Andy Richter.

by AK1984 on Jun 7, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I just liked the show, it was pretty funny

And miles ahead of the other pointless drivel FOX continues to green light.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 7, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

9 seasons.

Scrubs was renewed.

by Timmay! on Jun 7, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Going down early tonight

later……………

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 7, 2009 2:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Not a massively embarrassing story, more like awkward moments

Teachers that made you look bad in front of the class because I only thought I was smarter (or more powerful) than they. I rarely had problems but I a French teacher who hated me quite a bit and I hated her back. Do you get class reports? In the first few years up until about middle school I got not just grades in subjects but also 2 for behavior and effort together with a short paragraph the teacher would write. Those were also good, but once my head teacher wrote “He has very good ideas and opinions, that unfortunately he also tells the class unsolicited”. Parents were in between amused and not amused.
I think I still have that trait, and it wasn’t bad later in life as with many things high school tells you isn’t good but later doesn’t turn out to be so bad or inappropriate to have. Although at an assessment center at a top accountancy firm (I didn’t get in, and in retrospect am happy about that) they told me I had good ideas but needed to push them harder.

Speaking of “embarrassing in retrospect”, a girl I had a crush on – very funny, smart, a little sassy, and also the first one to have big boobies and later a piercing – and who I sat next to for a few years once gave me a condom in class. Mhm, I wonder if that was some sort of sign; yet I was too shy to ever ask her. D’oh! Could it be that she wanted to be more than just friends?

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 6:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

You remind me of something...

That happened to me in high school. We had a young student teacher who was filling in in our psychology class. He asked the class what the phrase, “A stitch in time save nine” meant. I raised my hand was called on and started to explain it.

I made the mistake of starting at the beginning, though. I started by explaining that if you got a rip in your clothes and didn’t fix it right away it would get bigger. I was then prepared to say that this relates in real life that if we don’t stop a problem right away it gets bigger but he never let me finish.

He interrupted me, looked a bit uncomfortable and said, “Man, you’re schizophrenic,” and went on to call on someone else.

I sat there seeing red for the rest of the hour and I have to admit it still bothers me to think of it some 35 years later.

So he said in himself: "O vilest of those wherefor was made the byword: 'The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel!"' Richard Burton, Arabian Nights

by -ken on Jun 7, 2009 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

what a totally bizarre thing for a teacher to say to a student

I don’t like him on your behalf.

by Section323 on Jun 7, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

One time...

When I was 11, I was at some carnival and in line at a yakisoba cart/restaurant. A guy in his 30s cut in front of my by pushing me to the ground. I was mad but didn’t say anything cause the guy was huge. He ended up getting the very last noodle plate of the entire day. I’ll never ever forgive myself for not saying anything.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

odd trick played on me in sixth grade

I was always late for school. One time, I strolled into the classroom like 5-10minutes late and it was empty. There was a note on my desk saying “Dan— We all went home. Have a nice day. —Everyone”. I sort of puzzled there for a moment, not thinking about the obviousness of what was about to happen when the teacher and the entire class came in yelling through the adjoining door to the dark computer lab. I swear I had a 40inch vertical that day, but my legs splayed fowards and backwards so I’m sure I still actually lost height on the deal.

Good times. Besides that, there was the time when my homie caught me hitting on his little sister, so he spray painted all over my car. Ahh. Good times.

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 7, 2009 7:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

oh yea

Then there was the time when I was hanging out at Puff’s house (yea, we go back so far I still call him Puff) with Shav and some other east coast white boys. I was just drinking and stuff before I passed out at some point. When I woke up, I had no idea idea these jokers had drawn A PHALLUS on my back until Puff came in and asked me what was on my back. To make it worse, they put the whole thing on YouTube!!!

I wish that I and/or my embarrassing stories were cool enough to be on YouTube; not really, but it would be amusing and then I could just post a link to my embarrassing moment. Except in this case, because Dave doesn’t want us to share this link.

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 7, 2009 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

My Story

I flew to Portland to do a thing called Blazers Edge night. I hugged this guy named Dave and totally got a boner doing it and he noticed, because it pressed against him when we hugged. I was really embarrassed.

by tominhawaii on Jun 7, 2009 8:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

liar

You are just pretending to be embarrassed; I’ll bet that you’re feeling randy right now even thinking about it.

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 7, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rockets assistant GM Hinkie (not Presti despite initial title) offers some thoughts on the cost of buying a draft pick

http://www.thedreamshake.com/2009/6/7/901373/draft-thoughts-3-0-sam-prestie

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 8:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

My most embarrasing moment

I went over to visit my folks house and they weren’t home yet. So I decided to wait . While sitting around waiting for them return, I was thumbing through a Glamour magazine. I had never seen this mag before and was suprised by how provocative the photos were. Needless to say I had experienced the expected physical reaction. The mistake was then taking matters into my own hand(s) so to speak, because I was caught by my mother. She was so shocked that she fell down and hurt her back and then had to be taken to the hospital. It was sooo embarassing, I vowed (to my friends) to never do that again. They didn’t believe this was possible and asserted that they could go longer without this specific activity than I. A wager was then made of $100 each about who could go the longest. I, in fact won this wager and became “The Master of my Domain” .

PS I later revealed that I cheated and that my friend Jerry actually won

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 7, 2009 9:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

You shouldn´t have said "Look at what you get lost for being my mother".

by amlmart1 on Jun 7, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I also didn't "go over to visit my folks house....."

“I went over to my folks house for a visit…..”

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 7, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

thats effing awesome.

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by Philthyanimal on Jun 7, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I hope NBC doesn't find this junk drawer

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 7, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

How do you know I am not Larry David?

ever think about that

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 7, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I peed my pants at 2nd base during a little league game

I had to go a little, but I was ok and I was up to bat. I think I hit a single and advanced to 2nd after a walk. Then, if I recall correctly, the other team made a pitching change (or at least there was a delay of some kind). I was desperate for someone to hit the ball so I could either score, or I was even contemplating getting myself thrown out purposefully so I could relieve myself. Alas, I was too late.

by jksnake99 on Jun 7, 2009 10:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

lol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You ain’t cool unless you pee your pants.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not true

Believe me.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have a similar story

cub scouts meeting, but don’t want to share that one…

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" --- 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on Jun 7, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

this kid in middle school pooped himself in class once

he told the teacher he really had to go to the bathroom but she wouldn’t let him go, then apparently(i wasn’t there but of course i have heard the story a few times) it just came out of his shorts. I would move to another school if that happened to me.

by phillyduck23 on Jun 7, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i got my first ever "pink slip" in elementary school

for telling my friend he should just “do it” with britney spears since he liked her so much lol.

i (and probably mis amigos too) have some more stories, I just need time to think…

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

This is gross

.

by tominhawaii on Jun 7, 2009 10:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I swear that I thought number 25 was you

must have been the pose I guess

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 7, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nope

I don’t like the Bruins.

by tominhawaii on Jun 7, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ok, I'll tell a real one

My roommate had his girlfriend visiting and she was always sick. One day she was watching Doogie Howser, M.D. and some kid was being a baby about having cancer. I said to the TV, I said, “What’s that kids problem? He needs to quit his whining.” Then my roommates girlfriend said, “HE HAS CANCER!” Then I said, “So, it’s not my problem, he needs to get busy living and quit whining about dying. Complaining about it ain’t gonna make him better.”

After she went back home, my roommate told me she was sick because she had cancer. I was a tad bit embarrassed about that.

by tominhawaii on Jun 7, 2009 10:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

you probably weren't embarrassed for long

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by Philthyanimal on Jun 7, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I still feel bad about it to this day

I got way more embarrassing stories, just none of them are safe for BE.

by tominhawaii on Jun 7, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I told the cancer-escorpio joke to a guy who was escorpio and had cancer. I knew later. Argggg.

by amlmart1 on Jun 7, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh

I told that golf/funeral procession/dead wife joke to a new boss and found out about an hour later that his wife had recently passed away.

by tominhawaii on Jun 7, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I told the "Pirate with ships wheel on his groin" joke

Turned out he was a former pirate who recently had a ships wheel removed from his groin …who had to give up pirate-hood due to lack of a ship’s wheel …..or a groin . I was sooo embarrased

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 7, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

yikes.

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by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sounds like you gave her some good advice

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

One time in high school, we had what one might call a "kickback" at a friends house

and I guess it was the first time this one kid (who is also one of my friends lol) had been to a party. He ended up getting so wasted that he was licking up beer that he spilled on the floor that he spilled, then taking down a painting off a wall and swinging it around the room, then finally passing out on the toilet while going number 2.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Coolio snagged my lady friend

Apologies if you read this in March, but it was at the end of a JD.

Sophomore year of college, I had recently broken up with a girl I was engaged to. I had been interested in this girl from choir, and we were pretty friendly in general, so we decided that I would spend part of Christmas break with her at her parents’ house in Redmond. After I got there, a friend of hers called and said that Coolio was playing a show at a club in Bend, and invited us to go.

Now, this club is basically a bar underneath a cowboy store. I think it’s a number, like "Club 76," something like that. In all, there were probably 200 white folks ,there to listen to Coolio remind them of middle school. Coolio came out with "Ghost," his backup guy, and proceeded to go through the hits, all of them assisted with microphone effects that made it sound like five people were rapping instead of one. During one of the songs, he said, "I want all the ladies to come up on stage and dance during this song." My friend (who was 5’1, sporty and Asian) went up on stage with everyone else. For whatever reason, Coolio picked her out, and was grinding on her during the whole song, whispering in her ear between verses.

After the song, she came down and said Coolio invted us to the "green room" after the show. Well, the green room ended up being the staff break room in the back of the bar. I sat on the couch, arms across my chest, just waiting for the whole thing to be over. Coolio was busy hitting on my friend, and everyone else who did not have male genitalia. He eventually picked up on my misery, and walked over to me, introduced himself, and said, "Hey man, am I walkin’ on yo space?" Me, being the self-righteous Christian kid that I was, said, "No, I just don’t want her to do something she’ll regret." Coolio promptly yelled loudly, "We got a good Samaritan in the house!" He then proceeded to ask me what I looked for in a woman. I mumbled something about being a good person, blah blah blah. He said, "I’m pretty much just in it for the p- "

Naturally, my friend eventually offered to drop my off back at her house, cuz Coolio wanted her to go to his hotel room with him. After a long-winded speech from me, she dropped me off. At 6am she got back, and swore that had just talked for a few hours, and then he had to leave for his next show.

Years later, she admitted that they had "made out a little." Obviously, my feelings for her were never quite the same.

Trying not to get banned from the internets

by TheTinfoil on Jun 7, 2009 11:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Can we dance wif yo dates?

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 7, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i've read this story before..

not sure if it was on this site, or another…

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

that was me, in a JD from March.

Trying not to get banned from the internets

by TheTinfoil on Jun 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

gotcha HA.

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This Coolio??

The NBA: Where Amazingly Bad Officiating Happens.

by The Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

that's the guy

Trying not to get banned from the internets

by TheTinfoil on Jun 7, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was on a camping / refting trip and used the toillette after a long day of drinking and eating.

Needless to say it was not a number one. While wiping, ( which was a lengthy process given the amount of alcohol still in my system, and the amount of very unhealthy food I had just eaten ) to my horror I realized that I had left the door to the restroom unlocked as a really hot girl walked in on me and started laughing hysterically. The worst part is that I had been flirting with this girl just a few minutes earlier, as her campsite was right next to mine. Man that sucked.

by dario argento on Jun 7, 2009 11:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

lol the best way to a womans heart is through laughter...or money

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by Philthyanimal on Jun 7, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bayless makes a lot of funny faces on photos

AP Photo/Bill Haber

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 12:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Nice kick

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Aren't they supposed to explode into water when they collide?

by MiledAnimal on Jun 7, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

My most embarrassing moment

Came after I graduated from College in S Oregon. I moved to PDX and was looking for immediate work and took a temp job through an agency as a janitor at Intel until I could find “the right job”. I found out in person that I was emptying garbage cans in cubicles, of some people I just had graduated with, and had been hanging out with/partying with just a couple of months earlier. It was horribly embarrassing looking them in the eye. 3 Months later I got my “right job”, and it’s been all success since then, but I will never forget that. Quite humbling.

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" --- 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on Jun 7, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Just misread this list on “top selling jerseys”, and was already starting to get angry why they placed LeBron on the Knicks :) http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3866598

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

lol thats funny

cuz i did the same thing after you did.

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by Philthyanimal on Jun 7, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That is unbelievable

how did that slip through the proof readers????

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" --- 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on Jun 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

and CP3

is on the Cavs? How did that happen.. LOL

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" --- 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on Jun 7, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Whats up BE

At work right MEOW, then on way back to good ol’ OREGON.

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

While in HS

went on a weekend camping trip with my GF (now ex GF) and her parents, while her parents were out on the boat… fishing and what not. We decide to have a lil fun… well we thought all the windows/door were zipped up, the door window was a lil open.. next thing ya know.. i got her dad un-zipping the tent, and catching us doin the DIRTTTTTY.

He takes it like a champ.. and i think was more shocked at first, but yeah wasnt a pretty night, thought i was gonna get killed.. when he asked me to go fishing with him an hr later… (The soprano’s style)

Make things worse… I/we spend another 2 days camping!!! most akward/embarressing weekend EVER.

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

That is funny, especially the "lets go fishing" part

“Son, why don’t you put that box in the boat for me”. Gulp.

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

hahaha, yeah..

i was like Okay….. Sure, why go fishing when it’s about to be dark in an hour…

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

man that must have been an awkward trip

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by Philthyanimal on Jun 7, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

isn't the fishing assassination

originally on The Godfather

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Been there....

oh man, but it was my Dad walking in…. the brain just scrambles trying to figure out what to say…

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" --- 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on Jun 7, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, i just sat there on the camp bench.

While her parents pulled her aside and talked (yelled at her)

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol that sucks

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yea

not much you can say at that point, like that “want to get away commercial”

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" --- 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on Jun 7, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah haha.

i was expecting us to leave, well heck, i wanted to leave.. and not look back. i told my parents what happend when i got back.. and they just broke out laughing, lol.

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

well etleast it was your DAD.

my dad would been like, “put a lock on the door, but nice PULL”

it was a pretty akward camping trip from there on.

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

not sure if my story was BE safe, but oh well...

i get a kick out of it now, so do most of my friends.

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey, it's Timmy day today

woot wooooooooot

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

It's my day?

by Timmay! on Jun 7, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lincecum is on the bump for the Giants

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well the draft is coming up

and we know KP is the Master Draftsman. I decided to do another re-write of a classic rock number. It was risky though….some other GMs might see this and not trade with KP because of it. Original version

The Pritch is Back!

He was pushing for Paul in o-five
But he was told “no”, we don’t trust your eye
But times were changing, he did the o-seven draft
Now anyone who messes with the Pritch gets slapped

Do research on a friday thats alright
Talkin on cell phone all saturday night
Pritch is the best of all in late June
He get’s high in the evening takin’ picks off you
Whoo hoo hoo

He’s the Pritch, He’s the Pritch
Oh the Pritch is back
Stone cold drafter as a matter of fact
He can trade, He’s the Pritch
and he’s better than you
It’s his draft day moves
The GMs he abused whoo hoo hoo

He’s in the know by picking brains
Boost their stock by dropping names
He dont like those. My god, whats that?
Oh he full of misdirection when the Pritch gets back

He’s the Pritch, He’s the Pritch
Oh the Pritch is back
Stone cold drafter as a matter of fact
He can trade, He’s the Pritch
and he’s better than you
It’s his draft day moves
The GMs he abused whoo hoo hoo

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 7, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I can't rec anything that encourages the use of the P-word

but I would if it weren’t for that.

by MiledAnimal on Jun 7, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I didn't use the full version

I merely alluded to it.

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 7, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh come on Tiger

that’s not even fair

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

omg thanks for reminding me.

I can’t believe I forgot about golf today!

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by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Too bad he's done.

I missed an incredible round…

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yep

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

golf lol

What a silly sport.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Only people that suck

say that.

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by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ouch

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

who won???

at work right now…

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

tiger won it???

shot a 65 today….

Whew!!!

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

This guy...

breathes different air than the rest of us.

Question: I think we can mostly agree that what made Michael Jordan Michael Jordan was more what was between his ears than just his physical attributes. If Tiger had decided to play basketball… How good do you think he could have been? I say top twenty of all time, easily.

So he said in himself: "O vilest of those wherefor was made the byword: 'The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel!"' Richard Burton, Arabian Nights

by -ken on Jun 7, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

How tall is he?

I don’ remember

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 7, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don't quote me on this...

I think he’s around 6’2".

So he said in himself: "O vilest of those wherefor was made the byword: 'The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel!"' Richard Burton, Arabian Nights

by -ken on Jun 7, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Point Guard?

Does he dunk or strickly finger roll??

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 7, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

6'3ish???

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think Tiger would dominate any sport he decided to play.

His work ethic is off the charts.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just like...

BAYLESS.

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tiger has longer arms though.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

+1

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's unreal

wow, just wow. A 65????

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" --- 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on Jun 7, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

His knee problems would have ended his career quickly though

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe...

but the training would have been different, the muscles used – and how they were used – would have been different… Hard to say.

So he said in himself: "O vilest of those wherefor was made the byword: 'The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel!"' Richard Burton, Arabian Nights

by -ken on Jun 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I always thought your avatar was somebody skydiving,

because I never looked at it close.
I’m going to guess you were throwing your little girl up in the air?

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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 7, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's my granddaughter...

or rather one of my granddaughters. I believe her dad threw her into the air while her mother took the picture.

So he said in himself: "O vilest of those wherefor was made the byword: 'The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel!"' Richard Burton, Arabian Nights

by -ken on Jun 7, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's a nice picture

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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 7, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thank you...

I’ll pass that along to my daughter.

So he said in himself: "O vilest of those wherefor was made the byword: 'The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel!"' Richard Burton, Arabian Nights

by -ken on Jun 7, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

and now that you mention it...

your avatar is amazing.

So he said in himself: "O vilest of those wherefor was made the byword: 'The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel!"' Richard Burton, Arabian Nights

by -ken on Jun 7, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Searching for the link, but no luck yet.

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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 7, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You’ve probably seen this,

but if not, I chopped the photo in this post.

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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 7, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I missed that.

pretty cool, though. Good cropping.

So he said in himself: "O vilest of those wherefor was made the byword: 'The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel!"' Richard Burton, Arabian Nights

by -ken on Jun 7, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh, and thanks.

The picture in that post is a very cool picture.
I may be biased, but I actually like my avatar version better even though some resolution was lost. Partly because I’m under the impression most people don’t realize who it is.

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THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 7, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't think he would have dominated

It is one thing to have the will it is another to have the right kind of physical gifts and mind for the game. He would have to have received all the right training and even then he may not have the proper proportion of fast to slow twitch muscle to dominate. We don’t know his reaction time or his ability to anticipate, his lateral quickness, his measurements, wing span, standing vertical. Odds would probably put him not even getting in the NBA. He is my favorite Golfer right now and great win today but nBA not today.

"Knowledge will get you from A to B. Creativity will get you anywhere." Einstein

by Garden of ODEN on Jun 8, 2009 3:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

any golfers out in salem??

Always looking to play..

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

used to play here in Salem

until I blew my shoulder out on the driving range….

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" --- 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on Jun 7, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ouch..

i usually play at Oak Knoll/Salem Golf Club, or Meadowlawn this summer so far, since all those 2 for 1 coupons in the paper.
(i stacked up lol)

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Stocked*

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

two months of physical therapy and mega-pain later

I gave up golf, so sad.

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" --- 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on Jun 7, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah.. Basketball and Golf.

Just to good, plus Golf makes the off-season go by fast. ha.

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I golf every once in awhile

where is a good public course in Salem?

usually I just go out to the cheap 9 hole course in Woodburn.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

well Salem Golf club is pretty Legit, think its like 50 bucks for 18.

Oak knoll is 30 for 18
Meadowlawn golf course is 16 for 9. (but i feel its overpriced for a par 3 course pretty much)
then a must go insta classic course for you and some buddies is Auburn Golf Course.. Par 29, fun small course , only cost 8 bucks.. bunch of par 3 holes that are 100 yards to 160 yards, then two par 4 holes that are 210, 255.

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i've been to Auburn

fun place to play

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah, i went to HS with the familys daughter.. and she was on the girls golf team, while i was on the mens of course.

but yeah, that was one of our practice courses that and Salem Golf club. Auburn is a good course for your Iron game.

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yep

I went to the Woodburn Sands to work on my Driving/Long distance shots.

and Auburn for the short game and putting

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That last one sounds like the one learned on

7 par 3s and 2 short par 4s

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 7, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Also*

in Keizer, theres mcnary golf course, its pretty good, but you have to pay for the powercart to play, its a pretty long course, and your walkin like quarter mile to the next hole ect.

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

how much does it cost?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

im think between 30-40 for 18.

but then add another 15 for the Cart ect.

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

hmm

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah, it's a really nice course...

just Long. My Fav in Salem.. Are Salem Golf Club, and then Creekside (which is a private course)

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The VA hospital in Roseburg has a nice free 9

With a municipal 9 course next door,I have seen folks playing there in fog so opaque it was unsafe to drive a car,how do they find the ball?

by southern oregon on Jun 7, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have played that one

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 7, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

its free??

you got to be military??

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think we can expect a nice draft outfit from Brandon Jennings :)

GETTIN GQ FOR THE SPORTS SPECTACULAR. MOHAWK, with the “Elevee” SUIT! with LOUIE SUNGLASSES.

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Well im off work,

bout to take the 3 hr drive back down to salem!!

Blazer Bless.

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on Jun 7, 2009 3:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Not really that embarassing in hindsight....

My ex girlfriend and I got caught by the police, uhh, making whoopy in the cab of my truck. It was at the same time that the two girls in Oregon City had gone missing, so the police were on high alert. We were up in the woods and one second we are having fun and then the next there are two cops slapping the tailgate of my truck to get my attention, pointing guns at my head and screaming for us to stick our hands out the window. We obliged and they came up and talked to us for about 2-3 minutes before they let us put our cloths on. I talked to a cop for over 60 seconds wearing nothing but a “raincoat”. Pretty sweet. They drilled my ex about whether I was raping her or not. “Are you sure ma’am, you are safe now, you can tell us the truth. Was this consensual? There is nothing to be scared of ma’am, just tell the truth? Are you Sure? Positive?” She was like yes, he is my boyfriend, will you stop asking me that and let me put some cloths on you perv. Very embarrassing at the time, but now its just kind of funny…

RUDY > MJ

by myemic23 on Jun 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

oh wow that really sucks

whoopee (sp?) in cars is a bad idea in general IMO. Too many movies where the couple in the back of the car get murdered

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I hope they have cars with Lakers flags in the next installment of the GTA series that plays in Vice City

I would love to walk across such a virtual parking lot with a rocket launcher and a few hand grenades.

http://my.nba.com/thread.jspa?threadID=5800026608

On that note, I probably won’t be a able to play that game legally anyway. After another amok shooting in March, several European countries are in the process of outlawing “killer games” since amok shooters have been found to regularly possess those games. Well, and loads of weapons and a screwed mind. Good plan guys, I’m sure that helps more than outlawing automatic weapons except for the military, controlling gun clubs, creating a national register for weapons, anti-violence training in schools, more social security for families, etc. At least it’s cheap and could help win elections – unless all young people vote for some leftist party

True, there are some very violent games that I wouldn’t play and where you could consider no federal funding for publishers or a ban on advertisement. But most popular shooters are not in that group imho, especially the strategic ones that have other elements as well. If I can’t play Modern Warfare 2 around Christmas I’ll run amok, right across the boarder to some black market :)

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

i tore one of a car the other night in a ralph's parking lot

That's right, that's a picture of me with my new bff Joel Przybilla. He said my Billy Idol Karaoke was spot on.

by svlittle on Jun 7, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Suck it, Kobe Bryant

BEAT LA

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

2011 All-Star game was given to LA

(2010 is in Dallas. 2012 could be in the new arena in Orlando according to rumors)

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Good to see the NBA branching out to the locations that rarely get attention.

by Timmay! on Jun 7, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

JJ takes the lead for good in the battle versus Ammo

Playing time in the first quarter can’t be matched by The Big Stache

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

yeah, but JJ's been a net negative with his line so far.

at least “ammo” hasn’t thrown up any bricks lol.

by jksnake99 on Jun 7, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

that suit he is wearing is a negative

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 7, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOLBYNUM

he is really really bad on offense

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

horrendous!

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 7, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"The officials are determined to turn this into a big ten game" Jemele Hill

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Bynum fouls at a nice pace rivaling Greg - I so hope Greg quiets some haters early next season

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

it's interesting how their careers have kind of gone the same way

both looked like they were “getting into a groove” but then got knee injuries (Oden’s was the chipped kneecap) and it threw them off…

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah, some clear parrallels there

by jksnake99 on Jun 7, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oden is still better though

lol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lewis is the only player for the Magic who scores

At least Howard has 10 boards. Good ideas to have multiple scorers on the team :)

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Roy/Rudy/Webs/LMA/Outlaw(?)/Oden (eventually)

I think we will be OK in that regard

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bayless

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

him too

can’t believe I forgot him

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah you really messed up.

Rex is going to eat you alive now. He hates being forgotten. :)

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice profile on Ariza and his brother

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

If you didn't know those are the two best teams in the league and it's the finals, you couldn't tell

ESPN Classic will probably rather show the Bulls-Celtics series in a few years :)

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

That's happened a lot recently.

I think it’s more an indication on the current style of play than the teams. Teams simply don’t look crisp anymore. You know Stern would love to find a way to change the rules to fix it, but I don’t think he has any clue what to do.

by Timmay! on Jun 7, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not interrupting for 75 free throws might be a start

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I haven't been watching the Finals, so...

… is this an indictment of the referees being overzealous, or the actual rough play that the refs are trying to control?

And if they are helplessly trying to maintain control to the detriment of the game itself, do you think it’s time to switch to the no-blood, no-foul rules of the 70’s and 80’s again? Or would that be unfair considering it’s called differently all season?

by Timmay! on Jun 7, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's hard to put it into exact rules

But during the playoffs there were too many technical fouls, too many flagrant fouls, and too many touch fouls/fouls battling for position for my liking.

The first finals game was a blowout but otherwise not a bad game. This one was initially just very low-scoring, not really the fault of the refs.

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I just turned it on finally

After the first give minutes of watching, I imagine LBJ is going nuts, because he could have dominated a series like this.

by Timmay! on Jun 7, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

wow that's terrible

both Fisher and Odom were trying to foul Dwight = Jump Ball

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Dear Rafer Alston,

STOP SHOOTING.

Sincerely,

Everyone that wants the Magic to win.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Dear Stan Van Gundy,

PUT JAMEER IN.

Sincerely,

Everyone that wants the Magic to win.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He just overcame a labrum tear. Oh wait...

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dear the entirity of both finals teams

games that end up with a final score of 84-78 are not fun to watch.

Sincerely,

basketball fans who are going to change the channel

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 7, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Never, ever presume Tiger is out of a tournament.

by Timmay! on Jun 7, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Tiger Woods is like the Blazers.

A comeback is never out of the question.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

so close gortat

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 7, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

if im svg

i would not have him in the game at this point, i would play howard the whole 4th

by phillyduck23 on Jun 7, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

and forget alston for the 4th

Jameer has been clutch all season for the Magic

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

as bad as alston has been

i would rather have anthony johnson in there

by phillyduck23 on Jun 7, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

the only want I have gortat in

is with howard during a defensive possession

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 7, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gortat is nice, but a PF he is not

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes lewis!

defense!

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 7, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

maybe sometime in the future, the Blazers could go with this kind of lineup like the Magic

PG- Batum
SG- Roy
SF- Webster(?)/Rudy(?)
PF- Aldridge
C- Oden

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

If Webster magically learned to handle the ball we are set. I wouldn't bank on it.

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

what about Rudy

and this wouldn’t be a starting lineup or anything, just something you can go to for 5-10 minutes to give the other team a different look (similar to the Twin Towers), especially if they have someone like CP3 at PG.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have faith in Webster

I don’t know if it was pre-season or his only game, but he received a pass at the 3-point line and faked the shot, then drove down the baseline and threw it down – I was like, oh yeah!
Didn’t he also say last year he was working on his dribbling most?

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THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 7, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

odom=clutch?

Is the world about to end?

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 7, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

5 fouls on Bynum. And it could be the 6th after he mugged Gortat earlier though one of his first three was silly

And like Greg he hasn’t yet seen a pick and roll that didn’t confuse him.

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

BYNUM > ODEN!!!!!!111!!!!!!

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He is clearly not healthy yet again, but most Lakers fans didn't believe me when I said that in his first playoff game

Both him and Oden have still a lot of potential to grow.

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yep

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

great comments by the announcers

“this may be the only time the other teams coach says that’s not a foul”

by phillyduck23 on Jun 7, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

that was a foul on the continuation

Pau swung his elbow into Howard as he pivoted and drove into the lane

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

YES!!!!

in your face kobe!!!

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 7, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

did anyone else hear the bs report were simmons

talked about kobes life, it almost made me feel bad for him

by phillyduck23 on Jun 7, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

nope

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

great play by Howard on D there

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

damnit pau

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 7, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

yes!

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 7, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

wooooooooooooow that was clean

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Ball Don't Lie

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ariza is becoming more and more attractive as a UFA

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

+1

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 7, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

throw him on the ground harder next time

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 7, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Damn.

That block would have been so awesome if it hit Kobe in the face.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

questionable call there on Turkeyglue

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Hedo put his arm out

But I doubt that gets called on Kobe.

Combine that with the favorable call at the other end, and this is why people grumble about a lack of transparency.

by Timmay! on Jun 7, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yep

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

followed by a questionable call for kobe

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 7, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

also right before that

there was a questionable call for kobe

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

so frustrating

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 7, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lakers get the calls on 3 straight possessions....

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Dear Stan Van Gundy,

PUT JAMEER IN FOR REDICK.

Sincerely,

Everyone that wants LA to lose.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

This really IS an ugly game

I’ve only seen the last 6 minutes. Despite the Lakers being involved, I bet Stern really wishes the Finals displayed the BEST basketball for the casual fans.

by Timmay! on Jun 7, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

WNBA basketball on league pass is free :)

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wait, I said best basketball.

Not folks trying to chuck it at the hoop from 3 feet away only to bounce it off the rim.

Hmmm, not sure which league I just described.

by Timmay! on Jun 7, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Check out Canis Hoopus, I think they really consider switching from the Wolves to covering the Lynx who are good

Same with Bright Side of the Sun. And even KP2 is following the Seattle Storm at the moment.

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I do get a few blogs are covering it...

…but I think CH would be less interested if their team was regularly playoff-bound.

by Timmay! on Jun 7, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wonder why.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What exactly convinced SVG that he should play JJ over Jameer & Co.?

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Maybe that's why.

:)

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not that I agree with him playing instead...

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's why

i guess

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's really weird to watch games like this, after watching classic NBA Finals recently

They seemed so, so much more proficient back then. The numbers don’t really bear that out, but it’s simply prettier, more exciting basketball.

by Timmay! on Jun 7, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

another questionable foul on Orlando

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I hope Bill Simmons is taking note of all of this

so he can blast the NBA again

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Kobe did a great job selling the foul there

That’s not actually meant as a compliment.

by Timmay! on Jun 7, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow, the LAL took the lead in a stretch where every. single. call went their way.

Who wanted JJ taken out again?

by Timmay! on Jun 7, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

raises hand

Jameer would have hit that

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He still sucks on defense

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He still wins over Ammo, who even sucks at towel waiving

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

if la loses

i hope he runs out in the middle of the court and starts crying again

by phillyduck23 on Jun 7, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lmao

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i lol'd when he did that in the NCAA Tourney

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

foul on the magic here

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

wow no call

i am stunned

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

they would have called it

had it not gone in

by phillyduck23 on Jun 7, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

probably

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol ugly shot hedo

but it goes in

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

How does he do that?

I swear I never see him miss those late in games.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ugly is hedo's specialty

by phillyduck23 on Jun 7, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

apparently

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's like Dirk's fadeaway. You don't get why it goes in... you just know it's about to fall.

by Timmay! on Jun 7, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yup

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That Kobe jumping into car commercial is sadistic. You can always hope this time he doesn't make it :)

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

lol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

jj would have made that

by phillyduck23 on Jun 7, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow, fouls seem extra-subjective tonight

It goes back and forth, from touch fouls being called, to clear contact being ignored.

Just no consistency whatsoever.

by Timmay! on Jun 7, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

The NBA: Where Amazingly Bad Officiating Happens

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

never fails.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Steve Javie and Mark "I didn't see a foul on Melo Mr. Wright" Wunderlich ladies and gentlemen

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

and that's why Jameer should have been in the game...

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Mhm, if your rookie has the ball for the most important shot and not your $10+ million guys something might have gone wrong

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

did they not have any timeouts left?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

they had a full and 2 20s

why did they not take a timeout?!?!!!!

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

(pulling a timbo)

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

nice help d jj

by phillyduck23 on Jun 7, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Beautiful D by Hedo

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Nice defense from Orlando...

I wonder if Phil called a play, and Kobe walked onto the court thinking “Forget the play, I’m going to be the hero”

by Timmay! on Jun 7, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

probably

I’m surprised they didn’t go with the Pau and Kobe pick and roll

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yay that there was no foul called on that play

by Timmay! on Jun 7, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Orlando should get a chance to win

Perhaps an oop to Dwight?

by Timmay! on Jun 7, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

why not

I’m pretty sure he can jump higher than anyone else in the gym

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Or a Hedo bankshot :)

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

great shot

of kobe being pissed and phil just sitting there laughing to himself thinking “mj would have scored there”

by phillyduck23 on Jun 7, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

lol

Roy would have scored there :)

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lol indeed

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Time for a Brandon Roy

miracle three from Hedo.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Good call not forcing the inbounds

Good D all around.

by Timmay! on Jun 7, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

have Dwight run in from 3/4 court

have Lewis, Gortat, Redick set picks for him

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

holy crap Lee had a great look there

nice play call from SVG

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

OMG.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Isn't touching the rim an automatic goaltend?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

lol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I dare someone to make this a FanShot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEiaBcBM_lE

by tominhawaii on Jun 7, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Without looking

I am guessing it is the 2000 WCF commercial for the Lakers…

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yup

I love how mad that makes everyone.

by tominhawaii on Jun 7, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Do you get banned if Dave bans a fake account?

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't know

I bet Dave could figure it out, I’m not sure about the moderators though.

Ha, I kill me.

by tominhawaii on Jun 7, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The worst part

Is that it is a nice commercial.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yup

It makes me feel sorry for Pippen.

by tominhawaii on Jun 7, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

??????

Do you like cutting yourself too?

RUDY > MJ

by myemic23 on Jun 7, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

DAMN

Am watching the game. Turned on my laptop to say DAMN.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

rec

Trying not to get banned from the internets

by TheTinfoil on Jun 7, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

why raefer?

why now?

by phillyduck23 on Jun 7, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

why not jameer?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i. Vibrate the rim or backboard so as to cause the ball to make an unnatural bounce.

The hoop did shake after Gasol hit the rim with his hand…

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

On another play Howard put his hands in the cylinder to block. They are not really paying attention to that tonight.

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

true

it should be a pretty easy call to make though

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

they would not call that

to decide a game unless it was absurdly obvious

by phillyduck23 on Jun 7, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

but

if we want “consistency” from the refs, doesn’t that mean they should make the same calls in the 4th quarter that they would make in the 1st?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ya they should call it

but think if the blazers lost on a play like that, i don’t mind it being a no call. I really don’t think that shot goes in if gasol doesn’t touch the rim

by phillyduck23 on Jun 7, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

probably not

i’m just saying

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Odom and Bynum both have 5 fouls. No more threes, take it to the hole

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

KLOLBE!

terrible foul there

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

And

The more I watch Howard the less good he is. He has no left, can’t spin on a defender shading him hard even though he is much quicker and stronger than the defender, makes bad passes and bad reads…

The more I watch him the more I know Oden will be gooder. Howard’s lack of any skill in his game bugs me.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Timbo is saying basically the same on SSR. He calls Bynum and Howard "misoverestimated"

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bynum I'll give a break to because of his injuries

And he clearly isn’t “right” yet, but Howard is healthy, in his prime, a superstar, a few years into the league, and isn’t even better than Amare. Just a lil’ bigger.

He is situationally dominant.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Howard has shown flashes of brilliance though...

His game 6 against the Cavs was ridiculous. If he wasn’t scoring in the post, he was taking the double and making the perfect read and pass. If you want to be a dominant big man in the nba, you better learn how to pass out of the double. Howard has shown flashes, but not consistency. Greg, on the other hand, has shown decent passing skills for a young big. I am optimistic he will be a much better passer than Howard, but I am pessimistic about him being a better scorer or rebounder. Hope I am wrong on the latter…..

RUDY > MJ

by myemic23 on Jun 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

But Ewing taught him to travel without travelling

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

it's amazing how much he scores

just on being a great athlete

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, he does

He rebounds and scores like a monster, but if he doesn’t learn any skill he’s gonna be a undersized center who relies on athleticism that is fading quickly.

OF COURSE that is like a decade away. He young.

BUT, he won’t ever be a truly dominant, game in game out dominant, type of player until he adds skill.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

of course

some people are able to score quite a bit just being friends with a great athlete…

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Time for KP to call and enquire about Ariza and Lee :)

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

woah Redick with the drive?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I'd rather have him over Ammo

At least Reddick can be a role player. Ammo is just completely awful and useless and has no skill that is NBA quality. Not even shooting.

Not that you argued otherwise, of course ;-0)

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I would take Psycho-T over either one for the Blazers

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'd rather have Ruffin be in the regular rotation

than have any of those guys loll

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've only seen highlights of what he does

But based on what I have read and general common knowledge, I would too, because we need a backup PF more than a perimeter dude who would never play, and he’ll at least hustle and bustle and rustle up the other team.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I know from personal experience

Many people who play basketball hate a white guy who hustles and tries hard on defense and gets in your face. It is a skill to have a dude who will do that.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

who is psycho T?

Trying not to get banned from the internets

by TheTinfoil on Jun 7, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tyrus Thomas

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes, him too

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

bout time

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Stupid foul by Howard.

Trying not to get banned from the internets

by TheTinfoil on Jun 7, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

so much for simmons calling

hedo one of the worst defenders in the league

by phillyduck23 on Jun 7, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Lewis almost became a hero right there..

Trying not to get banned from the internets

by TheTinfoil on Jun 7, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

remember when magic fans were comparing Lee to Roy?

yeah, Roy wouldn’t have missed those two lay ups late….

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

he might become like

a broke man’s roy

by phillyduck23 on Jun 7, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lee will be a good role player

Otherwise I am not sure I see it as an accurate comparison, aside from having the word “good” in common when describing their status in the lague.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

These stupid Magics

I’m gonna go punch the first Magic fan I see.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

that play looks awfully familiar

by phillyduck23 on Jun 7, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

it's good, no question.

Trying not to get banned from the internets

by TheTinfoil on Jun 7, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ya i was saying

that is the same exact play they ran late against cleveland in like game 2

by phillyduck23 on Jun 7, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

so 26.2 seconds left

do you foul?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Rudy steals and makes a three

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

while being fouled

by phillyduck23 on Jun 7, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I would have fouled unclutch Gasol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Hee hee Odom at the line

Ooh, made one.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Good guy to foul. Odom and Pau are the guys I would foul.

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Reddick getting a lot of run!

Good for the kid.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

good for the kid.

Bad for the team.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I AM A REDDICK FIRST FAN

It is the Magics’ version of a Sergio fan.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

(I don’t care about Reddick really but I root for underdogs).

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You already said it.

No take backs!

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

turrible execution

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh great

Way to go Magics.

WAY TO BLOW IT.

These Lakers are imminently beatable.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

OT- another dating question

just met a nice guy. He hates sports. Do I go there? Maybe it would be a nice balance for me. Maybe it would just be annoying. How sad is it that I would be an awesome catch for a Blazer fan and I can’t find one. Sigh.

Ooh I wish Courtney Lee had made that shot.

by Section323 on Jun 7, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I would be suspicious if he hates sports...

If you know what I mean.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He only watches the cheerleaders?

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

seriously? No, that's not my concern

by Section323 on Jun 7, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

I was just jokin’. But really, he hates sports? That would be a toughie.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

We like sports.

Trying not to get banned from the internets

by TheTinfoil on Jun 7, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

I think I was supposed to know who that was

by Section323 on Jun 7, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I never understood

how one can hate sports

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I seem to really attract them.

They’re all “sporty” but don’t like the commercial sports thing. I get that, but . . .

by Section323 on Jun 7, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

As long as they let you enjoy it without being a dumb about it

Then it shouldn’t be a big deal.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's the question I guess

42 games (plus playoffs) is a lot of evenings. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Most of my “relationships” lately have only lasted about 4 months. Perfect timing- just in time for the preseason. That’s probably why :)

by Section323 on Jun 7, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think you mean 82 evenings (plus playoffs)

Might as well find somebody who shares your passion.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I dunno if that is necessary

I think most of us here who are married or in a long term relationship do the Blazers stuff alone, and the partner is okay with that because PEOPLE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HAVE THEIR OWN INTERESTS AND LIKES. Not yellin’ at ya, just boldin’ it with caps. My lady likes the Blazers because I do, but if we never met she wouldn’t give a damn about basketball and I don’t make her watch games with me and stuff. We work out fine.

I think forming a relationship off of a shared interest is good, but all the interests the two people have don’t have to be shared. Section323 can have her Blazer time and he can go do whatever it is boys do these days.

The only question is, is he threatened or put off that she is into the NBA, and it is something he doesn’t enjoy? I mean, he doesn’t have to love it, but he HAS to be okay with Sect323 loving it or he’s a jerk.

I’m sure she has other things in common with the dude that started off their relationship that won’t make the Blazers that important of a thing for them to share.

My bottom line is, the Blazers are important to you, you wanna watch every game, you should be able to watch every game without being made to feel guilty or silly. If they don’t wanna let you do that, then they are dumb and should be dropped to the curb and hit by a trolley.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Jun 8, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Most dudes' ladies don't like sports

You’ll just be the man in that area of life is all!

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll take you out on a date

No worries.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

since the consensus is that I'm not a cougar yet

I think that would just make me a pervert.

by Section323 on Jun 7, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

not necessarily

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Other way around

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

PHOTO OP

Kobe’s kids greet him going into the tunnel.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

somebody should alert him

they stopped filming for Kobe Doin Work

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

And his psycho wife.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think she is one of the Kardashians

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

In the other tunnel

Hedo’s pet goat and village chieftain greeted him for a photo op for Turkish TV.

by Mortimer on Jun 7, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

lol awesome!

by phillyduck23 on Jun 7, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

No you didn't

I assume he just got a large slice of pizza by his personal assistant

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

what movie should i watch while im studying?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Big Lebowski

Trying not to get banned from the internets

by TheTinfoil on Jun 7, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

your textbook!

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lame

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

tell me about it.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

A beautiful mind

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

How's things been at BE this weekend?

Yeh guys have fun?

Josh || BlazersEdge.com || "Friend to all women, lover to none"

by prezofdeath on Jun 7, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

When the mods are away

Bedgers will play.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have an email warning that today's junk was pretty edgy

should I risk ruining my virgin eyes? ;-p

Josh || BlazersEdge.com || "Friend to all women, lover to none"

by prezofdeath on Jun 7, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

it wasn't any big thing.

just camping sex

Trying not to get banned from the internets

by TheTinfoil on Jun 7, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Really?

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeh Prez

Mort and Tom had a long discussion about prosthetics and cinnimon flavored lubricants….you should go thru all the JDs and bust em

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 7, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'd have to get a shirt made up

“I banned tominhawaii” and wear it to the next Bedge night.

Josh || BlazersEdge.com || "Friend to all women, lover to none"

by prezofdeath on Jun 7, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"I banned tominhawaii and all I got was this dumb shirt"

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Friend to all women, lover to none"

^lolololol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

thank broyposse for that gem

Josh || BlazersEdge.com || "Friend to all women, lover to none"

by prezofdeath on Jun 7, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i liked it better

when he called you a [rooster]blocker lol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

hey prez

have you had any “action” as a mod yet?

like deleting comments/banning users, etc.?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

a few comments...i've really wanted to ban this one poster...

his name starts with a “c” i think….rhymes with cloudydays or something like that…can’t remember his name though….

Josh || BlazersEdge.com || "Friend to all women, lover to none"

by prezofdeath on Jun 7, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

real.h8r

you are just jealous is all

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So any wicked crazy NBA news in the last 3 days?

Besides the fakers winning a couple games? Fanshots look pretty quiet unless I’m missing something…

Josh || BlazersEdge.com || "Friend to all women, lover to none"

by prezofdeath on Jun 7, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Nobody wants to work out for us since we are too good :)

I found out which teams will go broke, and why PA likes Oden. More on that later this week.

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll give your fanpost a ganter here in a sec...i'm sure it's money

Josh || BlazersEdge.com || "Friend to all women, lover to none"

by prezofdeath on Jun 7, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LA will host the 2011 ASG

if that’s “wicked crazy NBA News”

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's a good place to have it.

the NBA does really well picking spots….Phoenix, Vegas, LA….I would so dig that.

Josh || BlazersEdge.com || "Friend to all women, lover to none"

by prezofdeath on Jun 7, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why not Miami :)

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

so, girl #3 emailed me today saying she's interested in meeting sometime next week. she apparently did not see me at that bbq.

maybe my luck with the opposite gender is starting to turn around.

by jksnake99 on Jun 7, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

wow

did you ask her if she saw you? or are you just assuming?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

just assuming. no mention of it in her email.

by jksnake99 on Jun 7, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

hmm

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I bet she saw you.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

maybe.

by jksnake99 on Jun 7, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

maybe not talking to her

made her think you are playing “hard to get”?

lol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i honestly have no idea whether she saw me or not.

by jksnake99 on Jun 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

^this

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

rec

Trying not to get banned from the internets

by TheTinfoil on Jun 7, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Talk about bad timing.

I don’t think BRP is here.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

he's in Vegas I think

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice!

At this rate we might have to start calling you jkfabio99!!!! Keep us updated!!!

RUDY > MJ

by myemic23 on Jun 7, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

let's wait until i actually go on a couple dates. all 3 might be epic fails.

by jksnake99 on Jun 7, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i have faith

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

you do?

where are you keeping faith? did you steal faith because you liked the J.Jack avatar?

Josh || BlazersEdge.com || "Friend to all women, lover to none"

by prezofdeath on Jun 7, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

she's mine too prez!

you are running out of women to hit on on BEdge!

muhahahhahahaahahhaha

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL

(faith is a guy)

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

whoops

so uh, how bout that local sports team?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

my point is still true though

prez is running out of women to hit on

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, he's moved on to the men.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

apparently

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are you claiming some?

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

is that legal?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"she's mine too prez!"

Who is/are the first one(s)?

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Haarlow

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i kill claim jumpers

Josh || BlazersEdge.com || "Friend to all women, lover to none"

by prezofdeath on Jun 7, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

love that restaurant

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ouch

Josh || BlazersEdge.com || "Friend to all women, lover to none"

by prezofdeath on Jun 7, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

with that attitude, they will be

you da man and you know it!

RUDY > MJ

by myemic23 on Jun 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i am cautiously optomistic.

by jksnake99 on Jun 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm sorry

All I heard you say was that you are ~~cautiously~~ optimistic. Which is the right answer…

RUDY > MJ

by myemic23 on Jun 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ATTACK!

(From a recent ESPN Page 2 story about “fiercer logos” after the Lions got one)

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

haha

fear the card!!

by jksnake99 on Jun 7, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh boy

Nothing strikes fear in the heart of an opponent like a… tree? My alma mater eats trees and makes dams out them, so there!!!

RUDY > MJ

by myemic23 on Jun 7, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

toby gerhart > jacquizz rodgers

by jksnake99 on Jun 7, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

that game still haunts my memories....

pac 10 champs if we just beat your stupid trees or whatever the hell they are that night.

RUDY > MJ

by myemic23 on Jun 7, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i actually feel bad about that

i like for the oregon teams to do well and i only have moderate loyalty to stanford (its not my undergrad school). that was a classic case of osu just not being ready for a pac-10 game in the opener. osu was obviously the better team.

by jksnake99 on Jun 7, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i am a big fan of toby gerhart as an athlete though

he’s also a pretty good outfielder for the stanford baseball team.

by jksnake99 on Jun 7, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm more haunted by Catchings fumbling it into the endzone

ala Cameron Colvin

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

make it stop!

PLEASE, MAKE IT STOP!!!!!

RUDY > MJ

by myemic23 on Jun 7, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

it's okay

football season is only 3 months away

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

to be fair

Quizz hardly even played in that game.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah I know

like i say, I always like for the Oregon teams to do well. I enjoy watching the brothers Rodgers play.

by jksnake99 on Jun 7, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

They both are coming back too...

Quizz is only a soph, it makes me happy.

RUDY > MJ

by myemic23 on Jun 7, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol, the brothers Rodgers. I am going to start referring to them that way.

proud hinrichsheeple

by Cablinasian on Jun 7, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You have to admit, the artist did a great job to make that tree look about as fierce as a tree can bee

Maybe should get a jaw, then it would strike fear into the hearts Blair Witch style. That real tree mascot is rather ridiculous.

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

the cornell bear kind of looks like he is laughing rather than letting out a roar

top left corner: http://cornellbigred.com/

by jksnake99 on Jun 7, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i loved that article. it was hilarious.

Josh || BlazersEdge.com || "Friend to all women, lover to none"

by prezofdeath on Jun 7, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

least intimidating D1 mascot has got to be the Penn Quaker.

by jksnake99 on Jun 7, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

at least the Quakers were capable of killing

how intimidating is a duck?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I actually think donald duck is scarier than Ben Franklin

by jksnake99 on Jun 7, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

nah

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

apparently you are not an Emilio Estevez

That's right, that's a picture of me with my new bff Joel Przybilla. He said my Billy Idol Karaoke was spot on.

by svlittle on Jun 7, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

awesome movies

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Emilio Estevez fan

That's right, that's a picture of me with my new bff Joel Przybilla. He said my Billy Idol Karaoke was spot on.

by svlittle on Jun 7, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What's the mascot of the Syracuse Orange? And isn't there some banana?

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

banana slugs

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

not D1

by jksnake99 on Jun 7, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

the orange is up there also. good point.

darmouth’s “keggy the keg” is pretty great but that’s unofficial.

by jksnake99 on Jun 7, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is "it works in NBA Live/2k" worse than "it works in the trade machine"?

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

no

cause the CPU has at least some sense of logic in the games, plus the salary cap/financial stuff is still there.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice, Ben Gordon's agent is spinning rumors about Gordon going to Europe again :)

http://thehoop.blogspot.com/2009/06/rumors-about-ben-gordon.html

Could be a few fun weeks at Blogabull

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh, and after the SAT debacle they now fear D-Rose might have more off-court baggage

http://www.blogabull.com/2009/6/7/901767/derrick-rose-flashing-a-gang-sign

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

shocking.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

embarrassing

The poster used the fanshot text “Derrick Rose Flashing a Gang Sign, and there is lots of smoke in the background. Probably Weed, and he looks high.”

I like Cranscape’s comment:

They just got out of the Star Trek movie and were trying to do the "Live Long and Prosper" sign. It is hard to do without some practice.

by Norsktroll on Jun 7, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL.

The only sad part of this story is that while I was volunteering at an elementary school in Westside Chicago, we took a picture in class and some of the kids in my class flashed those gang signs. The oldest was 12. The youngest was 6. It really makes you think when you encounter that kind of stuff face to face.

I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express

by Claire on Jun 7, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So...

Can anybody provide any sort of a reason as to why JJ Redick got so much run, especially late? He got more than Alston and Nelson. He went 2 of 9, 1 of 6 from deep, 1 ast, 1TO, and he played basically the entire OT. Why Stan, why?

RUDY > MJ

by myemic23 on Jun 7, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

that was really strange.

by jksnake99 on Jun 7, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have no embarrassing stories.

When I have an embarrassing moment, I block it from my memory after a short time of humiliation.

I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express

by Claire on Jun 7, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

lame

i was hoping for a good “fall over during a ballet recital”

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Girls never tell anything

So lame

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

^this

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

If you cant laugh at your embarassing moments....

What can you laugh at?

RUDY > MJ

by myemic23 on Jun 7, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

other peoples!

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

let's hear em then

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't have any.

Let’s hear YOURS.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

One time in high school, we had what one might call a “kickback” at a friends house
and I guess it was the first time this one kid (who is also one of my friends lol) had been to a party. He ended up getting so wasted that he was licking up beer that he spilled on the floor that he spilled, then taking down a painting off a wall and swinging it around the room, then finally passing out on the toilet while going number 2.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's not yours.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I posted one that happened to me last night.

idk if it’s embarrassing or just awkward, but whatever

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ya...

if you are a meany face poo butt…. You can laugh at my embarassing moments if you want. One time I threw up in the middle of a 2nd grade choir concert thingy. It was awesome….

RUDY > MJ

by myemic23 on Jun 7, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

On Valentines Day in 3rd grade

I ate too much candy and went to the library to tell the librarian I was about to throw up. So I ran up to her and pulled on her dress to get her attention, but she was busy talking to somebody. I ended up throwing up on her. Should have listened.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I puked at recess in second grade after I drank a blue one of these.

I never had another one again.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I loved squeezits

L.O.V.E.D. them

The faces were an amazing idea.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

they were delicious

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I do the same thing

because I can’t think of ANY embarrassing stories. I know there have been some I just can’t remember them.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 7, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Exactly. Its not that I don't have any.

Its just that after they happen I mentally block them out of my memory because I can’t handle it.

I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express

by Claire on Jun 7, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's so lame

there has to be SOMETHING

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

she is totally a liar....

Look at her wandering eyes, her stuttered speach. She is soo caught!

RUDY > MJ

by myemic23 on Jun 7, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yep

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Uh huh

Right….

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

here is an awkward story that happened to me last night

I was dancing with this girl and she was wearing one of these backpack things that she had loaded up with her and her friends’ alcohol:

Anyways, me, not being of “clear” mind, ended up grinding on that pack thing for nearly the entire song. Then I decided I would be really clever and i whispered to her during the dance “You got a lot of junk in your trunk”

She turned and looked at me and said “I got to go get some fresh air” and I never saw her again lol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

You are the master of cool.

I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express

by Claire on Jun 7, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

it's an art, really.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

so let's hear one of yours

there has to be at least one embarrassing story that you have.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

wow, you're not giving up are you?

I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express

by Claire on Jun 7, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm a very persistent individual

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

She won't tell

Don’t even bother.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

she will

eventually

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh maybe not

she ran away to avoid telling one lol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Told you

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's lamer than a one legged orangutan with syphillis

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 7, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Indeed

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 7, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sorry sir

but there is nothing lame about orangutans. Me and clint eastwood have some problems with that statement

That's right, that's a picture of me with my new bff Joel Przybilla. He said my Billy Idol Karaoke was spot on.

by svlittle on Jun 7, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's right, that's a picture of me with my new bff Joel Przybilla. He said my Billy Idol Karaoke was spot on.

by svlittle on Jun 7, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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