With the Blazer season over my friends and I got together and decided to actually try and play some...

With the Blazer season over my friends and I got together and decided to actually try and play some games to try and cure our withdrawals.

Whoever thought basketball isn't easy... or maybe we just suck big time. Had fun though.

Enjoy.

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Thank God!

At least someone else is bringing back the 70’s shorts.

* Building a Greg Oden Fanboy Treehouse Clubhouse this summer...

by OdenFanBoy on Jun 4, 2009 12:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

lmfao that was funy

Oden...Aldridge...Roy.....THE REAL BIG THREE

by CroRupt on Jun 4, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

lolololol

there is something about those short shorts that i find uncomfortable

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 4, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Spike Lee, take notice

by Norsktroll on Jun 4, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I would say you suck big time AND Basketball is not easy

I kid, but really that was a very cool video, and you and your friends look pretty fun. Props for actually going out and playing!!

by twggyy on Jun 5, 2009 6:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

that was way too many people for a half-court game lol Try full court next time lol

by vt087 on Jun 5, 2009 12:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

good god....

how on this great green earth did you get 10 white bodies on a basketball court!!!

I was shocked that this has been up as long as it has been…. boarderline inappropriate with those short shorts and all… I mean we all do remember the cheerleader thread and all.

pretty sure I uh… well let’s just say I don’t think the guy with the mini afro puff is wearing any underwear.

The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out, burns out farms, and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.

by faith on Jun 6, 2009 2:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Is that Ryan Neighnors and Cody Drago?

you got to shout out salem!

Tony Luftman Is an Animatronic Robot created by Cyberdyne Industries for the purpose of the destruction of the entire human race, no one shall be spared.

by Jiggamant on Jun 6, 2009 3:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Is that

Gortat in the red shorts? And, you got owned by a girl…. LOL

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" --- 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on Jun 6, 2009 9:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Have the Slam Dizunks reuinited?

I miss the days of Ryan Neighbors totally creeping the opposition out by posting people up in his pink short shorts.

I believe I’ll raise a glass tonight in honor of the Slam Dizunks’ shenanigans.

by KobeStoppa on Jun 6, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I coached that team through the greatest, bench clearing brawl in "The Hoop" history.

One of my prouder moments.

Life is hilarious.

by SolGoode on Jun 7, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was there...

laughing hysterically on the sideline.

The best part were the refs, who clearly found it comical and weren’t quite sure what to do.

by darkhelmit54 on Jun 7, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

those were weird games

I saw some video…… Brandon, post a link to some….

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" --- 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on Jun 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I found some vids

nothing is private when you post it on the Internet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVlLVbGL7yg
http://themrsauce05.50megs.com/slamdizunks/news.html

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" --- 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on Jun 7, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That was absolutely a jump ball in the middle of that scrum.

I can’t believe the refs called a foul there. :)

by parkinglotj on Jun 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

...

Who are all these people who know us and the Slam Dizunks?

-brandonmitchell.org

by brandonmitchell on Jun 7, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

The Dizunks are legends worldwide, everyone knows you guys...

Actually I was a year ahead of you at Sprague and played on En Fuego, or T-Money, or whatever our team name was from year to year.

I was actually really surprised to click on a recced fanshot and find that it was a video of you guys playing ball. It just goes to show that while the Dizunks’ hoop league run may be over, the legend lives forever.

by KobeStoppa on Jun 7, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

who

could forget those pink shorts which led to haymakers?

by darkhelmit54 on Jun 7, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

For a few minutes there I thought I was watching...

the high(low)lights of the Magic missing their shots in Game 1 of the finals.

Great video.

Bad game 1 of the finals. Game 2 didnt end they way it should have either.

"OK, it's going to rain tomorrow. And there is going to be a Greenpeace meeting and hippies are going to be protesting" ~ The Buffet of Goodness on Portland

by Blazer on Jun 7, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Ugh, ouch, that was foul-tasting.

I need something to cleanse my palate. Ahhh!

by MiledAnimal on Jun 8, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

This video reminds me of a funny but slightly offensive website

www.latfh.com

by tevisthe4th on Jun 8, 2009 11:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey someone email me or something when your'e playing

Portland team? Salem team? Eugene?

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Height: 6ft 6in
Weight: 200
Position: Point/Center
Age: Unknown; the original stone tablets have been lost
Misc: Brought Sexy Back

Deathspresso@yahoo.com

by Blazersaurus on Jun 10, 2009 7:45 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

great e-mail address

You like it strong eh? I like my shots long and hot like a Rudy 3-pointer. – Elgin

VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

by 22baylor on Jun 12, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lmao @ you playing ball in a beanie

And not just any beanie, apparently the one Speed Racer’s monkey used to wear…..

by eugenedawgfan on Jun 10, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Was that video shot

in the late 70’s??

Judging by the hair and outfits it has to be from ’77 Championship season…

I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it

by Maximus Blaze on Jun 13, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Way to go, Sideburns!

you pwned those greasy sheepherders….!

by Sheedwasright on Jun 14, 2009 7:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Was that a Kings-Bobcats game?

by We-B-Dunkin on Jun 14, 2009 10:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Awesome vid!!!

Was that the Bill Walton fan club? The fact that the first bucket was scored at the 1:19 mark showed the remarkable defense being displayed. Was this filmed at a lumberjack camp?

"I figured we ought to hang around for a while and see if we can give 'em all a nice big shitburger to eat!" -Major League

by OtisBoo on Jun 15, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Awesome vid!!!

Was that the Bill Walton fan club? The fact that the first bucket was scored at the 1:19 mark showed the remarkable defense being displayed. Was this filmed at a lumberjack camp?

"I figured we ought to hang around for a while and see if we can give 'em all a nice big shitburger to eat!" -Major League

by OtisBoo on Jun 15, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs