Junk Drawer- 6/30- "That was a bad move, KP!" Edition

word games!

7. excuse me
10. too funny for words
13. shut up sit down
14. too little too late
15. deep in thought
16. see for yourself

I will be okay if we don’t do what I want. 1) because I think our core is going to improve a lot 2) I trust the management to know more than me 3) I don’t see any incredibly opportunities.

by austinpwnz on Jun 30, 2009 2:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm not sure how these things work

but is 1. man overboard?

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 2:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

yes

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'd be totally chill either way

We got really good management these days, they’ll do a good job. We don’t got McHale or Chris Wallace running us. I want a PG better at defense, but if we can’t get sumthin’ I think I like, I will always give what we DO do a chance to earn my love.

I think there are a few (very few) guys we can bring in that will really help, and I also think Oden’s development is what makes us a championship contender. Who we get this offseason will help, but barring great luck I see a guy only helping, not making THE difference.

Mo—

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 2:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I spelled Hinrich right for you Mortimer lol

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by Dheepan on Jun 30, 2009 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Hee hee

Ya know, that popped in my head earlier today, and I remembered thinking I made the post but for some reason I thought I hadn’t.

I cancel posts sometime, and I thought I canceled that one.

But you’re the only guy okay with Hinrich who misspells his name, it was unique!!!!1111

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can accept Mortimer misspelling his name

what I cant accept is Mike Rice continuing to pronounce his name Hind-Rick… that’s a GRRRR!!! for me everytime

I believe that folks that are starving for a trade have Adult Friend Finder accounts and are in relationships It just makes sense. -- TiHa

by bow4meow on Jun 30, 2009 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Kurt Hind-rick

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I spell it oh so rightly!

Our man Dheepan spelled it Heinrich in a post being pro-Hinrich, and I mentioned it was the first time I saw someone who was FOR Hinrich who also misspelled it.

Usually those who don’t like him, misspell his name.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm careful nowadays

I used to mispell misspell, and I don’t even try to spell Kirk’s last name

I believe that folks that are starving for a trade have Adult Friend Finder accounts and are in relationships It just makes sense. -- TiHa

by bow4meow on Jun 30, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

My reaction...

I would that KP is gunshy and can’t part with his own prospects. Which significantly drops my championship hopes.

Fortunately, all I want is a new starting point guard for me to give KP the pass. Hinrich (make sure I don’t typo it) would be fine, I wouldn’t be ecstatic but I would be satisfied. If we get someone above that caliber, Devin Harris? I would be incredibly excited. I don’t think that’s happening though. The management really seems to like Bayless so I would expect to get an older veteran point guard rather than a just-entering-his-prime-pg. If we got Kidd, Miller, or even Nash I would shrug, and go that’s not bad. I really love watching Steve Nash play though.

I don’t particularly care for upgrading the small forward spot, if an older vet is there for the taking, people are talking about Shane Battier, I would take it absolutely. But I can live with Batum and Martell soldiering the load for us. Gerald Wallace would be sweet as well, he has such a raw aggressive game, would be great having him on the Blazers as well. AGAIN don’t think it’s happening.

Right now though, I’m just kind of irrationally thinking nothing is going to happen this summer but signing some half way decent backup power forward. I would be very sad if that happened. More sad than when we passed on Blair. About back up PF’s I wouldn’t mind having Sheed drop back into PDX, that would be fun, although I feel like there is a big divide about him here.

This is way too on topic and Blazery to be a jd.

Adding to the off topic ness.

I am a huge Larry David fan, I really want to see Whatever Works although it seems like it’s not playing anywhere near here. SIGH. I was not meant to live in a suburb, particularly in Northern Virginia.

I also pretty much finished another painting last night. So I will probably photograph that and put it up somewhere in this thread.

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by Dheepan on Jun 30, 2009 2:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, I'm fine with our SFs

I mainly only wanna see a better defensive PG, and some more big man depth.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice

I want to see that painting.

by Nick Van Excellent on Jun 30, 2009 2:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ta-da, added the 2 others since Brandon

This one is of Neda, the Iranian that got shot protesting

Connie Culp-First American Face Transplant

I did another new one recently, but I dont want to slow down the thread for other people too much ;)
You can look at my other stuff here

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by Dheepan on Jun 30, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

That middle one looks like Michael Jackson

I thought you only did impressionist stuff

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol funny you say that Neda looked like MJ at one point

And no, I have a fairly distinctive “style” which isn’t really much like the Brandon painting, it’s more expressionist based I suppose. I was going to do a realist painting with Neda, but it looked way too much like MJ so I just went ahead and did my own thing.

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by Dheepan on Jun 30, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

And the picture didn't show up, fail

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by Dheepan on Jun 30, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Funny

I am glad you got the joke that the rest were expressionist and that one was a stark realistic look at MJ. Even funnier that it started as realistic but looked too much like MJ so you modified it. That is classic

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well now I am just confused

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by Dheepan on Jun 30, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I am sorry don't be

Your style isn’t particularly realistic in any of the ones you first included (but really good I might add….just not realism per se) so I made a joke that one of them looked like MJ (because he didn’t look very realistic at the end, sad to say). So when you mentioned that you going for a realistic one, but it looked too much like MJ so you went with your regular style, I found that very amusing. That is all

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh yeah agree, my style isn't realistic at all

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by Dheepan on Jun 30, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

#9 should say

stand
I

"It's not who jumps the highest -- it's who wants it the most" Buck Williams

"and if EVERYONE confronted with a tough, disgusting situation pulled out, I don't think I would have been born." Mortimer

by Fund A Mental on Jun 30, 2009 2:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

shoot, you're right

I was thinking of the answer while writing that one

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

or

1# man overboard

I understand
you’re under arrest

"It's not who jumps the highest -- it's who wants it the most" Buck Williams

"and if EVERYONE confronted with a tough, disgusting situation pulled out, I don't think I would have been born." Mortimer

by Fund A Mental on Jun 30, 2009 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

that should be

9 and 20, not 1 and 2

"It's not who jumps the highest -- it's who wants it the most" Buck Williams

"and if EVERYONE confronted with a tough, disgusting situation pulled out, I don't think I would have been born." Mortimer

by Fund A Mental on Jun 30, 2009 2:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

19. safety in numbers

by medmelon on Jun 30, 2009 2:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

#20

YOU’RE UNDER ARREST.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 2:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

12. Third world

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 2:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

18. Friend in need

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 2:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

#5 doesn't exist. :)

by AK1984 on Jun 30, 2009 2:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

1. Man overboard

3. Split Infinitive

4. Boner party USA.

5. Life after death

6. Pizza with everything on it.

10. Too funny for words.

12. 3rd World

13. Sit down and SHUT UP.

14. Too little, too late.

15. Deep in thought

16. C 4 yourself.

18. Friend in need

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 2:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

4. Boner party USA.

I’ve never been to one of these. Are they as lame and awkward as I’m imagining?

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Jun 30, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

kind of like a sausage fest

or so i would imagine

She Hate Me

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

number 6

a pizza with everything on it.

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jun 30, 2009 2:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

mmmm pizza sounds good

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jun 30, 2009 2:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I had some tonight

Yup… yup, yup, yup.

(puts hands behind head and rests legs on coffee table)

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 2:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

snerd

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jun 30, 2009 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey man, when ya got pizza, ya gotta know you got it made.

I got enough to last me the week.

Yup… yup, yup, n’ yup.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

have you tried the newman's own

thin crust, with everhthing? on sale at safeway, it’s been, for frozen pizza, the crust is even better than the trader joe pizzas

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jun 30, 2009 2:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I ain't tried it!

I shall now though, next time we get a hankering for some pizzaering.

Hahaha, I’m watching Colbert Report on my DVR, anyone see Jeff Goldblum on it tonight?

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 2:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i haven't watched daily show or colbert since stephen went to iraq

i’ll have to check out some episodes even if i fall asleep to one.

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jun 30, 2009 2:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's funny

It’s about the Twitter reports that Jeff Goldblum died in New Zealand over the weekend, and it showed the news clips talking about him being dead with Jeff Goldblum there watching them.

Colbert wouldn’t believe Goldblum was alive until Twitter told him he was.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

#11 = A "pain"less operation.

All right, I’m done for tonight.

by AK1984 on Jun 30, 2009 2:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I think that is correct

But the ‘right’ letters aren’t missing for that to be the answer.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, but that's on Magnum.

by AK1984 on Jun 30, 2009 2:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

shoot, did I mess up another one?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He better pay for this mistake.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think I fixed it

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Props for guessing that one

Good night!

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

FFA is tucking you in, awwww how sweet

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jun 30, 2009 2:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can't help it

if someone says they are going to bed, I have to wish them good night. Incidentally, I am having the most horrible nightmares lately, maybe I should start wishing myself a good night, and forget about everyone else…

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

why is this so hard for me

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 2:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

sleep problems again?

or your conversion to capitalism is driving you nuts?

by medmelon on Jun 30, 2009 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

because you are still recovering from 50 russians, vodka, and the desert?

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jun 30, 2009 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

it was actually like 49 russians and one arab guy. which sucks since we all had to speak english for him.

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 2:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

dang arabs, with their fluent english!

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jun 30, 2009 2:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

s/

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jun 30, 2009 2:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

There are only 3 left

numbers 2, 8 and 17

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

did anyone get 4?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 2:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

no, my bad

I thought Morti had guessed it, but I didn’t read his answer…

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 2:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It gave me a headache at first

But once you get an easy one like

Over

Board

The rest open up a whole new world of fun and delight.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 2:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

number 4

Boner party USA?

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 2:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think that's the answer

It SHOULD be the answer even if it isn’t.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wonder if I'm missing a reference to something

that’s not what I was going for with that one

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's a reference to myself

It is something I say when I don’t know an answer.

Someone says “what movie was John Goodman in with Al Pacino?” and real serious like you gotta say “Ohh, the one with Ellen Barkin, umm, OH, it was Boner Party USA”.

It is fun for everyone.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 2:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm not sure you should include Ellen Barkin in the cast of Boner Party USA,

she isn’t the right fit!

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 2:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

She was dating one of the producers.

I agree, her character was superfluous and she wasn’t right for the part, but the big money man behind the project said either Barkin is in it, or he pulls his money out.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Anyone know

Which movie DID have John Goodman, Al Pacino, and Ellen Barkin?

It isn’t Boner Party USA, but it could have been called that in an ideal world.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

sea of love

funny, in Spain the title was translated to “melodía de seducción” = melody of seduction.

BTW, I hope Pacino puts out a new movie soon enough and we can all forget about “righteous kill”…

by medmelon on Jun 30, 2009 2:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I avoided that one

DeNiro and Pacino are jus’ chasing paychecks now it seems like. What a waste of teaming them together, it looked like.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 2:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeee

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

worth the trip to our great nation of boners

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jun 30, 2009 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

#2 = Pair o' dice?

Okay, I’m now seriously done for tonight — here’s hoping I’m right on this one — because the last few left are way too hard for me.

by AK1984 on Jun 30, 2009 2:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

these are random pics of ... ? it looks like majorca

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It is pair-a-dice

Or, Paradise.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 2:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

correct

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey question

Why do you have a picture of Christy McNichol as your avatar?

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs

HAHAHHHHHAHHAAAAAHAHHAHAAAHAaaaaaa! Oh my.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jun 30, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Boom, rrrrrrrrrrrr-oasted.

The hair, oh, the hair.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Jun 30, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I added 10 more!

the fun never stops!

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 2:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

mama there goes that man .. 29 is fire engine

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 3:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

26. hop forwards hop back?

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 3:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

hop up hop down

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 30, 2009 4:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

hop up and down

by levelhed on Jun 30, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just watched The Lady from Shanghai

I love the ending, which was ripped off by Enter the Dragon.

The fun house mirrors stuff.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 3:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

that was in an old Rita Hayworth and Orson Welles movie

but I’ll be darned if I can remember what that movie was called. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jun 30, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Lady from Shanghai is indeed that movie!

It is a good ’un.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The age olde quandry

I gotta be somewhere and meet people in 8 hours. I am not tired. I feel like watching a movie, namely Hitchcock’s NOTORIOUS. Should I give in to my desire or TRY to sleep?

One thing I like about Hitchcock is how OKAY he is with super shoddy effects and very artificial looking shots. Obviously special effects weren’t good then, but he was especially okay with bad rear-projections, cheap looking mattes, etc. Almost as if he was trying to make the audience aware that it was just a movie.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 3:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

watch a movie in bed. maybe youll fall asleep

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 3:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's part of the problem

The immature side of me doesn’t want to sleep, it wants to party and watch a classic movie.

Your solution is probably the correct compromise, though. It is what I should do.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 3:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

somebody should give me advice on how to fall asleep easy/get sleepy. ive been going to sleep around 4:30 am the last week which only gives my about 5 1/2 hours of sleep a night … help?

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 3:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

What have ya tried?

Sleepy time tea? Melatonin?

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 3:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

nuthin really. you recommend tea?

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 3:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

If ya got a sleepy time tea, I'd try it.

I can be hard to put to sleep, but it works sometimes.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 3:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

read a chomsky book

everytime I start hegemony or survival I only last 5 minutes. And the worst thing is that I like the book and it has interesting arguments and history facts…but i can’t help it.

by medmelon on Jun 30, 2009 4:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

the only thing that has kind of helped me is watching HSN .

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 4:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have a OCD thing

Where, even if I am trying to sleep, I gotta put the TV on something that is ‘just right’. Something I enjoy, or educational, or whatever.

I would be bugged by HSN before I get to sleep. And being bugged by it would keep me awake.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 4:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ya i had that problem too until i realized that i like watching hsn. the reason its good tho is because you can hear everything thats going on. with good shows that i put on for sleepy time i always look up at the tv if the crowd starts laughing since most jokes can only be understood with the video too.

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 4:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That “paragraph” looks terrible. I guess no sleep = bad typing.

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 4:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

you a real.baller

by medmelon on Jun 30, 2009 4:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Olde-tymey radio or a book on tape is good that way as well

I get what ya mean, if something sounds interesting on the TV, the kid side in me feels like he is missing out and I gotta open my eyes and look up to see what is going on.

I got the radio version of Casablanca, Treasure of Sierra Madre, some stories of The Third Man, and various books on tape that have worked well in the past. Plus, you can keep the room totally dark, which is supposed to be better.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 4:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Haha, that's a good idea

I got some Chomsky linguistics stuff that would do the trick.

I used to read every night before going to sleep, but since living with a dame (and being married to her) I don’t because I can’t prolly turn a reading light on since the wifey is sleeping and gets up early each morning. The TV doesn’t bug her though.

As far as something to watch to put me to sleep, a boring old movie usually does the trick. A good one will keep me up all night, an extremely bad one keeps me up as well, but an olde-fashioned boring old movie (like a comedy, which usually suck if they are old) is a surefire sleep inducer.

I really enjoy stuff like the Science Channel, but it’s a good one to sleep to as well. Plus, it pervades your dreams and you get sci-fi themed fantasies, which are fun.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 4:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i try to keep reading

it’s the only time in the day i can read something. I’m currently in the middle of “world war z”, it’s a pretty fun read.
I’ll finish it in a couple of days, any recommendations for my next amazon shopping?

by medmelon on Jun 30, 2009 4:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i meant = i try to keep reading at night

by medmelon on Jun 30, 2009 4:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

you a real.baller

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 4:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

and i’ve got no excuse cause it’s 1:30 pm here…

by medmelon on Jun 30, 2009 4:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's siesta time

You’re ’sposed to be sleeping!

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 4:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

nuh-uh

i’m too busy dancing flamenco in my bullfighting suit

by medmelon on Jun 30, 2009 4:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You are a vibrant people, rich with joy and full of life

I am careful not to anger you, for you have a spicy Latin temper!

You’re red hot passion for life is admirable, but the average lifespan of a Spaniard male is only 27 years, because of deaths from bulls and invading Moors.

That’s why we should trade Rudy now, before he dies!!

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 4:45 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

rec

you’re a ray of light in an otherwise dreadful day at the office

by medmelon on Jun 30, 2009 4:53 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

to paraphrase Jim Gaffigan

If a Latino man flies off the handle and becomes angry, people say “He has a hot Latin temper!”

If a white man flies off the handle and becomes angry, people say “That guy’s a jerk.”

I think I’m just not very exotic.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 30, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Speaking of "Z"

I am reading The Lost City of Z, by a writer for the New Yorker who is investigating and writing about different expeditions that got lost looking for a lost city in the Amazon. It is non-fiction.

I’ve only just begun and haven’t sat down to read it in one go like I wanna, but it’s cool so far. I am a nerd about exploration stuff. The Amazon is the last unexplored huge area, aside from the oceans.

I liked World War Z too. It was fun.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 4:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

that sounds like a good plot for a movie

too late. Brad Pitt beat me to it.

by medmelon on Jun 30, 2009 4:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i heard KP was

this close to pulling the trigger on a trade for Yao… whew, huh?

"We didn’t pick Blair because of his history of fat-assery" -BlazerTag

by 5212872 on Jun 30, 2009 4:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

link?

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 4:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

wait no link please no

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 4:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It would make it all too real to see a link.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 4:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That woulda sucked! Yikes!

Is that a real rumor? I never heard it.

I heard Yao to Cleveland though.

Any Yao deal woulda’ involved a serious physical, which he would have failed.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 4:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

sorry not a real rumor

but a play on the “That was a bad move, KP!” junk-theme.

ps. its my birthday today. happy birthday me.

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by 5212872 on Jun 30, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Happy B-day you!

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Happy Birthday!

by fanfaraway on Jul 1, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

fanfaraway stayed up too late and just went to bed a few hours ago

So who are you?

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brp forgot to log her out when he got on her computer

by prezofdeath on Jul 1, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Brp’s not a spain guy is he, no wait, he’s from portland

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 1, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I know, he's so careless

by fanfaraway on Jul 1, 2009 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yikes, I just looked at your profile

It has been more than just a few hours, I’ve been here at work far too long. I think I’ve got 3 hours ahead of me though.

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 1, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL

I got to work about half an hour ago. What do you do that you lose track of time like that?

by fanfaraway on Jul 1, 2009 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm at work - long night tonight

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 1, 2009 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Do your work shifts vary?

or are they a set amount of hours?

by fanfaraway on Jul 1, 2009 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

have to explain later - 10 minutes late for being outta here

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by Blazer1342 on Jul 1, 2009 3:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Miracle baby found alive in wreckage after an Airbus flight loaded with passengers crashed into the ocean.

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 4:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

And KP didn't draft the kid?

If ever there was a PG of the future, it is that kid.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 4:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

KP pull da trigga before Sam Jackson starts grooming the kid

by medmelon on Jun 30, 2009 4:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

not getting boner party usa????

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http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/6/30/930249/junk-drawer-6-30-that-was-a-bad#17593584

by medmelon on Jun 30, 2009 4:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hahaha, out of all my dumb jokes

I didn’t think BONER PARTY, USA would cause so much confusion.

I’m gonna go out on top, good night everyone!

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 4:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

night mort

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by Blazer1342 on Jun 30, 2009 4:54 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

buenas noches

by medmelon on Jun 30, 2009 4:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

hmmmmm...that doesn't help, I'll watch a movie - maybe that'll help

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by Blazer1342 on Jun 30, 2009 4:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

#4 - 2 story or split level house

ho
use

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by Blazer1342 on Jun 30, 2009 5:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

and so it is

so simple yet so hard

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 6:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

almost there, what else can I do when nobody’s here.

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by Blazer1342 on Jun 30, 2009 6:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The new ones are pretty hard

I just got home from work 45 min ago and had lunch. It’s good to be home

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 6:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

only 6 left, i just discovered #27

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by Blazer1342 on Jun 30, 2009 6:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

1… man over board
2… pair of dice, or paradise
3… Infin itive –split infinitive
4… 2 story or split level house
5… life after death
6… a pizza with everything on it.
7… excuse me
8…
9… I understand
10… Too funny for words.
11… pain less operation
12… 3rd world
13… shut up sit down
14… too little too late
15… deep in thought
16… see for yourself
17…4 ones in my life, for once in my life
18… Friend in need
19… safety in numbers
20… YOU’RE UNDER ARREST.
21…shop til you drop
22…
23…
24…
25… excellence
26…hop down hop up
27…
28…
29…fire engine
30…Iron Curtain

remaining with a couple suggestions

8. ______ Program
22. CI II
23. SGEG
24. Mary+Mary=………….. bimodal Mary, 2 Mary’s = one Bob
27. M ce, M ce, M ce
28. Phromate…………………prom hate, prom in hate???

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by Blazer1342 on Jun 30, 2009 6:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I think 27 is 3 blind mice, because they have no i’s

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by Blazer1342 on Jun 30, 2009 6:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

impressive, honestly

maybe number 8 is witness protection program hahahaa

Lets try to figure that one out, then we crack the others

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 6:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

could be, but seems to hard since those were easy ones

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by Blazer1342 on Jun 30, 2009 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's true

what about space program, that’s as simple as it gets…

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 6:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That sounds good too. Do you think the line at the left is part of the solution?

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by Blazer1342 on Jun 30, 2009 6:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah I think it's supposed to mean

gap, space, empty, void or something like that

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 6:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

is "straight line program" a phrase, kind of rings a bell

or mainline program or something like that

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by Blazer1342 on Jun 30, 2009 6:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

They both exist in google, but then again so does space program

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

then space program would work

I just expect it to jump off the page if we get it right

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by Blazer1342 on Jun 30, 2009 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah, i know what you mean, like with the others

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

could it be as simple as blank program or empty program?

there are black box programs which mean the formulas are hidden.
hidden program. I’ll check back tomorrow.

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by Blazer1342 on Jun 30, 2009 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

but I think you’re on the right track, like download program or something

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by Blazer1342 on Jun 30, 2009 6:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

the marymary is killing me

I’m pretty sure the blank on the right side of the equation is part of the answer.

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by Blazer1342 on Jun 30, 2009 6:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What about, To marry? I think you’re closer with your theory though, because to marry doesn’t take the = into consideration

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 6:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

hmmm..2 married people = 1

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by Blazer1342 on Jun 30, 2009 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

I think we’re being too far-fetched

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 6:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

gotta go, here's the last 5, the tough stuff is for you - goodnight!!

8. ______ Program
22. CI II
23. SGEG
24. Mary+Mary=
28. Phromate

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by Blazer1342 on Jun 30, 2009 6:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I'll do my best

Good night!!

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wait

23. scrambled eggs!!

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ah ha

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by Blazer1342 on Jun 30, 2009 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

maybe phromate is mixed up as well

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

22 could be roman numerals

there are several words in phromate

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by Blazer1342 on Jun 30, 2009 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

one hundred and one two?

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

22. See eye to eye

μὴ φοβοῦ, μόνον πίστευε.

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by T Darkstar on Jun 30, 2009 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

indeed

28. Mixed metaphor

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 6:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

what do you think of #8?

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think Space Program is probably it.

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by T Darkstar on Jun 30, 2009 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Then there's only one left

and it’s rude to take the last one… so I will now graciously leave :)

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

MSP

So whenever I am foolish enough to leave MSP on, I am not better for it. But I knew that and I excepted it because Rick Kamla was going to be on and I wanted a little more FA/trade fix before starting work..

But what’s up with the resident “dbags” dissing Portland women?!? Sure.. there aren’t an abundance of anorexic, surgically enhanced early stage skin cancer victims like in socal and soflo.. but seriously.. if I cared enough about the show i’d call and complain. But I don’t, so I’ll just add this as another reason to not put on 955 in the morning.

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jun 30, 2009 8:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

good morning

good morning
we’ve talked the whole night through
good morning
good morning to you

She Hate Me

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2009 9:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

ah, good morning

will you be chatting all day as well?

if not, i’m sure some of us can take over.

by Quik_Baller on Jun 30, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i will try

depends on how much work i have to do lol

She Hate Me

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah, i've barely been on here recently because of all the work i need to do

probably should have done it when it came… but i was playing on BEdge then. :)

Gotta get my fix at some point.

by Quik_Baller on Jun 30, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol yep

She Hate Me

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm going to guess...

you are not quoting the original, but some new version…

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jun 30, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

There is a pool full of mostly Americans nearby. What do you do with a pool full of Americans?

Here is what I have thought about so far:

Yell USA! USA! to make new friends
Yell “SWINE FLU!” to get an empty pool
Yell “Viva La Revolucion!”, just because
Yell “who is a Blazers fan?” to make really useful friends (though maybe that probably would turn up more Lakers fans)
Discuss the irony of global warming while sweating next to a pool in a country that is notorious for bad weather
Find a loud British guy and laugh about the Americans (so far I only found a Japanese guy, and that’s not working)
Find a nice British girl and laugh about the Americans (so far I have found the only really attractive ones had some legacy to the colonies, and those are a bit out of my league)

by Norsktroll on Jun 30, 2009 9:07 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs

rec for being hysterical

but now I really wish I was in a pool!

I may try and work on my Canadian accent and test some of these out!

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Jun 30, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is this in England?

Cause if it were in another country (that doesn’t speak english) you could walk over and take drink orders from everyone (with your cool accented english) and then just take the money and leave

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It is. My lack of an English accent and that I might see some of these people again speaks against your nice plan.

by Norsktroll on Jun 30, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

hmmm ....a shame

well save that one for the next pool full of americans, I guess

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hmmm. . . .

Is there another pool nearby? A pool full of Americans doesn’t sound all that enticing unless it’s really, really, hot. On the whole, we are not pretty people when we are near-naked.

by Corvid on Jun 30, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

put on your best "Hans Gruber" impression

and tell them “Now would be a good time to leave” as you put gloves on or pull out a squirt gun or something

She Hate Me

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Unfortunately your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won’t be joining us for the rest of his life.

"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jun 30, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ho. Ho. Ho.

She Hate Me

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Join them in the pool!

Seriously, why are you outside of the pool in warm weather? Sounds like a perfect time to go for a dive.

by Quik_Baller on Jun 30, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Throw a Baby Ruth into the pool

by tingeyga on Jun 30, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

talk about soccer

tell them that the US team is really good..
90% of the people will leave.. the other 10% will start telling you that the US is better than all of Europe at Soccer.. then you know who never to speak to again

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

to answer the original question

I have given up on KP after he failed to deliver on the HINRICH + CURRY MEAGDEAL YEAH

She Hate Me

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2009 9:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

that's some high standards

guess KP did set himself up for this. when you work NBA miracles for a while, you’ll disappoint when you sit back.

by Quik_Baller on Jun 30, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah but

He has failed us for the last time. I want BEdge to be put in full control of the team!

She Hate Me

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

(forgot this part)

She Hate Me

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Man

You’re the only guy on the Eddy Curry Bandwagon.

by tominhawaii on Jun 30, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm on it for the awkwardness that would ensue

“Come and touch it, Dave”

She Hate Me

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That is SO CUTE! I want one.

by Corvid on Jun 30, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You ould also get one of these

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I already have someone that does that. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->

She loves that pose. I think she wants someone to put treats in the jowels.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Put some chew in her cheek.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ron White, “They Call Me Tater Salad”:

I love dogs, actually that’s not true, I love my dog… Anyway, I got this dog, an English Bulldog, named Sluggo, he’s got those big ol’ jowels, and I like to hide M&Ms and stuff in there. He’ll wake up, and he’ll be like “Mmmm, mmm, gonna be a good day today, Tater!” He’s calls me Tater…

We prefer Skittles, since chocolate is bad for dogs…

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ron White's new standup special is awesome. Rent it for sure.

Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy.
by robrun2 on Jan 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

CHUPACABRA!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 30, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

27. Three Blind Mice

Greg Oden - The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946

by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Jun 30, 2009 9:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Which rhymes with...

Drunk Blind Rice

Just an observation

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

By the way .....

…I can’t wait for summer league

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

it also rhymes with

Replace Mike Rice!

Greg Oden - The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946

by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Jun 30, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, later tonight, free agents can officially be contacted.

Who will be the first person KP calls tonight?

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2009 10:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

If anyone sees KP today

grab his phone and delete Hedo’s number

please

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i agree

by Quik_Baller on Jun 30, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Brandon Bass

I think you let the market dictate everyone else—in other words, don’t buy high on anyone, let the price tags come down.

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I get a feeling it's not Bass

Purely because he’s asked for the mid-level exception. We don’t have one to offer (since we’re under the cap), and KP won’t use half the available cap space on Bass.

Unless you think he’s doing it to plant the seeds for a later attempt (so that KP makes sure Bass knows he’s wanted by Portland). Then I may have to reconsider.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't think we'll have any deal in place tomorrow,

with any free agent—That’s my guess.

I’m interested to know what impact free agency will have on potential trade partners. I’m hoping that a low demand on free agents shows that it is not a buyers market, i.e. we can get James T Kirk Hinrich for cheap from the Bulls.

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I bet the Bulls need things to clarify before they move Capt. Kirk

Do they get Gordon back? Do they find a different SG? What interest is there in Deng? Etc

by Quik_Baller on Jun 30, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah that's a fair guess

The Bulls want the dust to settle before deciding on any trades.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Makes sense

If they lose Gordon, now Hinrich is there to be the SG.

That would suck for Hinrich, but can’t blame the Bulls for it.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe it's one of those Blazer Myths

But I heard a story that when Joel was a free agent, KP flew to Milwaukee and knocked on Joel’s door at midnight.

by Corvid on Jun 30, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's supposed to be true

But maybe Joel wasn’t in Milwaukee?

I wonder if KP waited in his rental car outside Joel’s house for a few hours, just waiting for midnight to happen.

What if Joel was asleep? KP is rude.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

KP is sooo selfish

he did that just to make himself look cool when tells the story 5 years later

signed, A-Woj

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

According to Jason Quick

When KP first knocked on the door, Joel was in the bathroom taking the biggest pooh he’s ever seen, and Joel put it in a plastic baggie and Quick was there and took a picture and put it on his own website, SCATSNATCHERS.com.

OMG QUICK IS GROSSS.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

true

"Brian (Outlaw is Rejector) is now on the fan saying he put this on to see what would happen " - 123_G.O._RipCity

by Outlaw is Rejector on Jun 30, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

EEEW

I HEARD HE PUT IT ON RATEMYPOO.COM

She Hate Me

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I picture him sitting at Denny's until 11:45, then getting into the Escort and heading off to Joels.

KP is such a stud. I bet he found Joel’s house without a GPS.

by Corvid on Jun 30, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

he didn't even need directions.

KP is amazing.

by Quik_Baller on Jun 30, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

There's no way KP rents an Escort!

But I presume the GPS portion is true. :)

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He just hangs his head out the window

..and sniffs. …….“Thataway!!”

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can smell

The burnt skin from a new horrible tattoo, Joel must be nearby!

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

LOL.

Rec.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Jun 30, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey Twiggs

Tom claims you and him were making out at the BE night …primarily because I wasn’t there to run interference…..for this I apologize

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So now you're a tattletale!

by tominhawaii on Jun 30, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well....I felt bad

She was sooo despondent because she let you touch her naught bits that felt I need to apologize for not being there and protecting her

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Did he just get coffee for 3 hours and leave change for a tip?

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LaMarcus

by Norsktroll on Jun 30, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Brandon?

She Hate Me

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Brandon is easier to re-sign. LaMarcus is more difficult, and it could boost his ego if KP calls him first thing.

by Norsktroll on Jun 30, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think KP should most definitely call them before he calls his significant other

bros before hos yo

She Hate Me

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The guy at the chinese take-out place.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Jun 30, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

lol

by prezofdeath on Jun 30, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Pistons fired Head Coach Michael Curry this morning.

Shocking developments today.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2009 10:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Why come?

What did he do wrong?

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I presume Dumars made the change for change's sake.

Or perhaps this came out when they interviewed the players after the season.

Detroit seems to love coaching changes.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Strange

They were buddies, and I remember Dumars saying that Curry was the closest embodiment and fit in philosophy to Dumars.

I mean, it was his first year? Was it his 2nd? This year woulda’ been bad for anyone.

Maybe they aren’t friends anymore :-(

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Doesn't make sense to me either

I mean, I presume they’re in for a down year in 2009-10. Dumars knows it, Curry knew it, and if the fans aren’t in denial, they knew it. Why not let the coach work through the bad years?

So yeah, no sense. That’s why I figured something had to go down to cause this change. Perhaps Dumars felt they underperformed in 2008-09 with that group of players?

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's all about the competition for Mark Jackson's services

Dumars sensed that Kahn was about to get him (sensed as in read ESPN) and thought NO… I must have that fine man as MY coach!

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

there goes that man

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I would think

Lambieer would get the job before Jackson

I think Jackson is going to be an extreme failure of a coach

I havent heard anything from his broadcasts that makes it seem like he would be good, but when you watch Hubie or Doug something who was in the running for the Bulls job last summer, really know the game inside and out and it shines through.

Jackson, not so much

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jun 30, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah

I was kidding

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

NO YOU WEREN'T.

STOP LYING.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

STOP YELLING AT ME

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm sorry

:(

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I dont think they will go Laimbeer either

WNBA isnt much of the same experience

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ESPN article said he is unlikely to be considered. Avery Johnson and Doug Collins are supposedly high on the list.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

NBA is a green product

every coach is recycled over and over and over and over

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

It was probly cause he alienated Rip

with teh whole way he handled benching him in favor of AI

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who gives a rip about alienating Rip?

I hoped Curry used that line, if Dumars DID have a problem with how Curry handled Rip.

Rip is mad overrated, he ain’t nuthin’ but a bag of melted puddin’ pops. That’s what I would tell Dumars.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't know that it's as strange they fired him

as it is that they picked today. I believe he got the classic vote of confidence at the end of the season. But even if he didn’t, it took until Free Agent Eve for Dumars to decide it wasn’t going to work?

Man-slave, bring me my PB&J!

by wjb1492 on Jun 30, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just looked it up on Wikipedia

Since Chuck Daly left the team:

Michael Curry, 2008–09
Flip Saunders, 2005–08
Larry Brown, 2003–05
Rick Carlisle, 2001–03
George Irvine, 1999–2000
Alvin Gentry, 1997–98
Doug Collins, 1995–97
Don Chaney, 1993–95
Ron Rothstein, 1992–93

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

and yet they went to the ECF

like 7 straight years!

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It definitely is a reminder of the importance of the players in the system huh? :)

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

indeed

and CONSISTENCY when you have a solid core..

LMA ROY ODEN

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

SHOULD BE HINRICH AND CURRY TOO

She Hate Me

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hinrich

no Curry.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

racist

She Hate Me

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i was a bit surprised at that myself

seems like the piston players liked the dood.

by prezofdeath on Jun 30, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

interesting

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

At my office, in the kitchen, there are communal coffee mugs, one such mug is cursed for me

The first day I used it, someone at the office had a seizure and has not been back since. I naively thought nothing of it and used the mug again… the day Michael Jackson Died. I’m not saying these events are my fault, I’m just saying I think the prudent decision is to stay far far away from that mug

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2009 10:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

WHICH MUG DID YOU USE WHEN ODEN HAD MICRO.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I worked somewhere else

that place was a whole nother kind of cursed

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

don't forget the ....

….Farrah mug and the Billy Mays mug….go ahead and use the Ed McMahon mug…he was just old

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Farrah was the same mug... same day

My favorite quote regarding Billy’s Death…
.
.
.

Ed, Farrah, and Michael; theses things always come in threes… Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in an extra ABSOLUTELY FREE

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

that's turribl-y funny

She Hate Me

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

smh

by prezofdeath on Jun 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

YOU KILLED MICHAEL???

You selfish, selfish man. I don’t think I can talk to you anymore :(

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Jun 30, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Quite frankly, Stephen A. Smith was sorely missed at the NBA draft. Howeva, his sock puppet was there.

http://rockinsteady.wordpress.com/2009/06/29/stephen-a-smith-heckled-at-the-2009-nba-draft-the-final-chapter/

by Norsktroll on Jun 30, 2009 11:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Sorely missed? No way.

[clicks link though]

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's a running gag from the Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society of Gentlemen

http://rockinsteady.wordpress.com/

They attended 2 or 3 drafts with a sock puppet that talks like SAS and got surprisingly close to the action. Maybe Ben could attend Blazers practices with a Bayless puppet? Or a Hinrich puppet?

by Norsktroll on Jun 30, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Bayless puppet just stares intensely at Blake

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Oh, gotcha, I thought you meant you sorely misses SAS this year

I mean sure, it was a bit slow this year, but…

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i want to see a a mills + bayless lineup in SL

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jun 30, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Meet your latest D-League team: The Springfield Armor

It also looks like we will be sharing a team with the Nuggets now, instead of with the Raptors

http://www.ridiculousupside.com/2009/6/30/930514/sorting-out-the-team-affiliations

by Norsktroll on Jun 30, 2009 11:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Please let them where the helmets during the game...

really Santa, that’s all I want for Christmas

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

SPOILER ALERT

SANTA IS REAL I SAW HIM LAST THURSDAY AT A FARMER’S MARKET. HE WAS ON THE PHONE AND SAID: “IF ONLY YOU KNEW WHAT YOU ARE GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR”

She Hate Me

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

of course he is real

was there ever any question?

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not at all.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is this Ohio

or Oregon

Springfield Oregon would be classic

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What ever happened to love songs?

anyone? please?
look I get everyone loves sex, but seriously? why cant someone write a LOVE song?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2009 12:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I think Black Flag

bested all comers and now it is a done genre

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jun 30, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ehhh

i was thinking more about R and B style.. not so much punk.. even if they did an admiral job..

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh they

transcened all styles and bested them all

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jun 30, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

meh

they were ok

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Writing a love song would take too much thinking.

Poeple don’t like thinking nowadays.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

this may be true

but it needs to happen.. im all for R Kelly babymaking music and all, and I appreciate that Musiq tried his best, but we need more

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I agree.

Artists just started taking the easy way out. Writing a love song actually takes time to think about the lyrics.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I suppose

I just think its a shame that kids have no idea what a love song should be.. they think talking about taking someone home in a flashy care and hooking up means they love you

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

For shame.

You should do something about it.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

im not much of a song writer

but its a shame nonetheless

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Love guru

You supply the inspiration and they will in turn write the songs that will further inspire you….it is the circle of life

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Here you go

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe it is ....

here

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

not bad as far as lyrics go

nice to see. I dont like nickelback but at least they wrote a love song

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ok....what are your favorite love songs?

anyone can chime in on this one

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wrote an old school ragtime love song that goes

Well sure I want to talk you out of your clothes
lets take a walk down by the river and see it goes
I dont mean you no harm,I got your interests in mind
I just want to show you a real good time
your daddy wouldnt like what I got in mind
but all the girls will tell you that Im sweet and kind
I dont mean you no harm,I got your interests in mind
I just want to show you a real good time

by southern oregon on Jun 30, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

this song seems like it

should be included in a Flannery O’Connor story

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jun 30, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I love Opera so:
Una furtiva lagrima from L’elisir d’amore
Caro nome from Rigoletto
Quando m’en vo from La Bohème
Nessum dorma from Turandot
Voi che sapete from La nozze di Figaro

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I love classical music

but I can’t go for opera. Although I had a great time the last time I went to an opera – it was Falstaff. No love songs in Falstaff though. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jun 30, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Stevie Wonder writes some freaking great love songs

Overjoyed is probably my fave, even tho Ribbon in the Sky seems to be everyone elses..
Sade makes some good ones
more recently Donnell Jones and Musiq have done a few (musiq was far better but you bot admirable) White Stripes oddly had a few..

Lenny Williams, Teddy Pendergrass, Luther Vandross.. Etta James

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Maybe I'm Amazed

Maybe

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like I Believe (When I Fall in Love)

by Stevie Wonder.

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Isaac Hayes died

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

RIP

that man was very funky. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jun 30, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Manswers said the average D cup breast weighs 9.5 lbs

by tominhawaii on Jun 30, 2009 12:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Did you ever get yer wife's breast weighed?

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nope

Manswers took care of the quest. It really wasn’t my quest, it was my wife’s and her coworker’s quest for knowledge.

by tominhawaii on Jun 30, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Someone posted a link to your gaydog website

that is some pretty funny stuff

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's trying to go into politics so he's gone underground

by tominhawaii on Jun 30, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Chuck Klosterman was pretty entertaining on the newest BS Report

He asks Bill Simmons why he behaved the way he did with Clippers coach Mike Dunleavy.

by tominhawaii on Jun 30, 2009 12:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

it was an excellent podcast..

klosterman is a smart dude.. it made it very entertaining

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This was kind of cool

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20090630/sc_livescience/whatsupersoniclookslike

by tominhawaii on Jun 30, 2009 12:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

this is kind of sad

Here is a link to what the Supersonics look like.

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

pretty sweet

by prezofdeath on Jun 30, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

My little Hedo story on why I don't like him didn't get much run in Ben's article since I was late to the party and it doesn't fit in Dave's analytical piece, so here a repost for the bad move junk society

In 2001 there were European championships in his home country Turkey http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EuroBasket_2001

Their team played pretty good, ultimately losing only to Yugoslavia in the finals (today that would be the current Serbia, feat. Stojakovic and some other players at the top of their game). Problem was, they had huge chemistry issues. Turkey’s top scorer was a young SG named Ibrahim Kutluay, only outscored by Nowitzki and Stojakovic and ahead of players like Kirilenko and Gasol. But Turkey’s two big stars Okur and freshly drafted Turkoglu (2000, Kings) made a big stink that the team should play to their needs and they should be especially cared for. They e.g. demanded a limousine with a driver while the rest of the team including the guy who really carried it had to take the team bus. Nice. I have seen it with my own eyes.

The team probably fixed some of their chemistry issues since the two were invited back to following tournaments – albeit playing much worse at times and their team never achieving that success again so far. Still ever since then, I have not been a big fan of Hedo and Okur. I can still see that limousine driving behind the team bus with those two getting out as a sign of stars wanting to be treated like superstars and not like the rest of their teammates.

by Norsktroll on Jun 30, 2009 12:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

That's crap.

I don’t like the thought of someone ruining our team chemistry.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Jun 30, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

No worries

Sergio is already gone.

by tominhawaii on Jun 30, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He infested his cancer with Rudy and LMA

Biggest mistake KP ever made, was not trading Sergio for Devin Harris straight up before he infected the rest of the team.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

youth

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

How are there only 4 recs

And almost 300 comments??? Slackers.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Jun 30, 2009 12:30 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

there ya go

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

here, have a rec

by prezofdeath on Jun 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Anderson Varejao has officially informed the Cavs that he will be a free agent at midnight"

Link.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

KP needs to sign him

We need more players from other countries, I don’t care if they’re good or a good fit.

by tominhawaii on Jun 30, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bring Sideshow Bob to Portland

It’s only right

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Pacers made the QO's to both McBob and Jack

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

John Stockton

thinks Larry Birds shorts are WAY too long. What a hoodlum.

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

John Stockton played in this:

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Does this guy have gills?

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jun 30, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

more word puzzles!

please ignore the slight unevenness for the puzzles which are written upward or downward. The variations in spacing aren’t important.

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

31. Cross Roads

32. Split Personality

36. Wideload

38. 6 feet underground

39. Banana Split

40. What goes up must come down

45. Tongue in Cheek

49. mixed Nuts

50. Reduction

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

43. Up for grabs
47. Up to no good

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

34. Falling asleep

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

35. Robin Hood

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

#24 has me stumped

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I know, me too

They’re fun though, I’d never done this before

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've seen these before, they are pretty fun

Most of them I can get but 24 and a couple others are really tough.

Mary plus Mary equals….???

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think Mary + Mary may be 2Maries, but what does the equal stand for?

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Hartman,_Mary_Hartman

by tominhawaii on Jun 30, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not that 2Marys means anything… :)

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What about

sum mary

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think that is it

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

In fact...you should put it in an Excel spreadsheet

just to prove it

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL

I’m getting too caught up in it… just goes to show I’m bored!

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I do believe we have a winner

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was wondering,given the uncertainty of what the FA market will bear

If you were an FA this year would you want to sign a deal asap for fear of the bottom falling out of the market?

by southern oregon on Jun 30, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

We need Kidd and to make a trade for Hansbrough

by tominhawaii on Jun 30, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes and sign a 1 or 2 year deal probably

and try and cash in later

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

But there is the great unknown of what the next CBA will bring

the owners will likely push for shorter contract lengths, which may make it harder to try and cash in going forward

by tingeyga on Jun 30, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Amazing Blazer 8 – 0 run.

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Man

I love these word riddle things. I wish I had gotten here sooner. Which ones haven’t been done?

46 H to O?? As in h2o??

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

well, if you haven't seen the answers

then NONE of them have been done.

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have seen most of them unfortunately...

An high school english teacher of mine used to one of these everyday as an extra credit option…

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You are driving a bus. Four people get on, three people get off, then eight people get on and ten people get off, then 6 people get on and 2 more people get off. What color were the bus driver’s eyes?

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

hazel

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

nice

that one tricked me for a couple minutes…

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah for a second I thought he said the first eye colour that popped into his head

I need to think up a better colour name for my eye colour… what are cool synonyms of brown?

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dark Toupe

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"awesome"

i like to use that one

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think i'll go with this one

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

when I was going to St. Ives...

…
I met a man with seven wives
Each wife had seven sacks
Each sack had seven cats
Each cat had seven kits
Kits, cats, sacks, wives
How many were going to St Ives?

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

um none?

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

or one... just you...

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

just you

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

nice

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

just Jeremy Irons

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This one was easy! The answer being in black as opposed to the rest of the text helped

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

what can't be burned in fire, nor drowned in water?

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

my love of the Blazers

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

brownie points for you

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

A witch?

Or can they be burned by fire…?

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Jun 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

burn her!

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

what's the only thing you can put in a barrel that would make it weigh less?

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

a hole

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

you beat me

:-(

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't hit women

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I would hope not.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

unless I'm angry

then I do it all the time

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

someone is going to take that seriously and attack you for saying that.

Unless of course you were serious! HMMMM…

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I hit babies too

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who doesn't?

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_babysafe_ball_makes_shaking

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

well done

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

flag for swearing

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

She Hate Me

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

A helicopter.

No, just kidding, but seriously, a helicopter.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Jun 30, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

an anti gravity generator

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

or helium

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

you win too

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

you live in a house where all 4 sides point South

One day, you go out and take a long walk. Along the way, you meet a Bear. It charges at you and you kill it with your rifle. You drag it all the way back to your house. Then, the next day, all the tracks you left the previous day are gone.

What color was the bear?

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

white

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Santa, is that you?

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

white

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I need to learn some hard ones

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

at least you didn't have the hunter on a dog sled

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

your dad

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

is daddy fightin with mommy?

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I laid that one across the plate for ya...

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

28 birds were sitting on the fence. One shot killed a seventh. How many did remain?

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

unless they were deaf

the birds flew away

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

maybe the gun had a muffler (silencer?)

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

or maybe a scarf!

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I guess that must have been a language fail

oh well, it had to happen sometime!

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like the idea

of gun-mufflers. Stick with them FFA. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Jun 30, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll commercialize them, I'll be rich in no time!

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

27?

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

24?

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

28... A seventh is not a bird

work on your aim

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

as I see it there are 4 acceptable answers

1) 24. 4 killed, 24 still alive.
2) 4. The ones who are alive fly away, dead ones remain on the fence.
3) 28. a “seventh” is not a bird.
4) 0. See above, but the other birds fly away.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I prefer answer #2, myself.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dead birds don't remain on a fence!

I say all but #2

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

maybe its a wide fence. they stick around the area, at least.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I liked mine

if you killed the 7th….the other 27 would still be there

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

4 is 1/7

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 30, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

4 if the dead ones are the ones referred to

otherwise 24

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 30, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

From Dwight Jaynes

Pooh Jeter – Claver is better than Rubio

http://www.dwightjaynes.com/pooh-jeter-claver-better-than-rubio

it must be true if it came from a man named Pooh

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Pooh is just a Blazer homer

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pooh Jeter officially has the most annoying

DX blog

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jun 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I hope you're all up on your Greek letters

What does a mathematical cat say?

What type of boat would a physicist use?

If you’re absolutely sure that Horse A will win at the track today, what should you do?

What do you call the part of a river as it empties into the ocean?

What does a mathematician use to dry herself off after a shower?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

here ya go

Meow
Sail Boat
bet on horse A
outlet
towel

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

you have to use greek letters

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

it doesn't say so

it says you hope we know our greek letters

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

but what fun is it without having to use greek letters?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

that is why it is a riddle

people miss the obvious answer

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The only one I can think of is delta, and maybe tau instead of towel?

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I am guessing 2

is a rho boat

maybe the last one is tau-wel

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jun 30, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

3 is place a

beta

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jun 30, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

cat: mu
boat: rho
horse: beta
river: delta
shower: tau

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

then it wouldn't be a cat, it'd be a cow

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?

by tominhawaii on Jun 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

A dirty old man

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

easy peanut butter

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

as opposed to that peanut butter that won't give me her number no matter how many times I ask

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

dang you

you got me on that one

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Easy peanut butter

as opposed to peanut butter that is playing hard to get

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I cheated, I never heard that joke before.

I used google.

by tominhawaii on Jun 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

who licks peanuts?

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sucking the choclate off of them

And puting them back in the bowl is gross

by southern oregon on Jun 30, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I love that joke

by tominhawaii on Jun 30, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

paint?

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

you win

92 loses…

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

bam!

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I demand a re-count

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

paint

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What number am I thinking of, right now?

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

99 obviously

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

sorry, wrong

the answer was pi.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

why would you be thinking of pi?

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

he likes pie

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

indeed

although, mathematicians always tell me that pi r squared, when any pie eater knows that pies are round.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

LOL

Love it!

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

next time i go on a date i think i'll tell that joke and if the girl finds it funny, i'll know she might be able to tolerate my dorkiness

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

it will improve the odds

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

the odds on what?

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Makin' a baby.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

hahahha

geez….that’s mortimer.

by prezofdeath on Jun 30, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I doubt it...

by fanfaraway on Jul 1, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

From what I can make out

you are planning on telling a whole lotta jokes on your next date!

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

if i told all my dumb jokes on a first date, the girl would either laugh-- in which case I'd know she has an equally warped sense of humor--

or more likely, just leave in which case it would never have worked out anyway.

I didn’t try this on my recent speed dates, but maybe I should have haha.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You gotta try the hole in the bottom of a popcorn box joke

Chicks love that joke.

by tominhawaii on Jun 30, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

how does that one go?

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

think Timberlake and Samberg

and you’ll have an idea.

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

got it.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

uh...you don't want to know if you don't already know unless you want to know and you really like Tom

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ah geez

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

People don't get up and leave in the middle of a date because someone told a dumb joke!

They would have thought you were nuts, but it might have worked! I never tell jokes… crappy delivery, I start laughing before I can say anything that makes sense. Also I think it’s more of a guy thing, since the beginning of time men have told jokes to woe unsuspecting women into their arms.

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

it would be a very efficient way to find out if the girl could tolerate extreme dorkiness

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well then, I very much like the pi one for this purpose :)

I have this problem: when I press z it sometimes doesn’t take me to the new post, the screen just moves a few centimetres and then I can’t find the new post. I’m I doing something wrong?

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

that happens to me too.

now if i think about it, i click on the name of the poster that comes up in the lower right when a new post appears.

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah but sometimes it disappears too soon

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I press C so the comment doesn't get marked as read.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bingo.

This is a bug in the SBN programming. It marks the not-visible new post read when you hit Z.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

sometimes when i click in the white at the far left

about middle of ther screen, the “Z” starts working again.

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 30, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

is "woe"

an unintended joke? I assume you met woo. In any case, that’s kinda funny. what’s the dumbest joke a guy has every told you to try and “woe” you?

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep, I meant woo.

I’m sorry to disappoint you, but I don’t remember guys that “woe” me, let alone their jokes :p

nah I just have an awful memory in this regard. Pick up lines are terrible, though. “You know what would look great on you? Me”, “heaven must have lost an angel”, that sort of thing.

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ah man...

my two go to lines…..

/s

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Would you be nice enough and make some grammar and spelling mistakes so I don´t seem to be the only Spanish silly person in this site?

by amlmart1 on Jun 30, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your english is very good,

and the few mistakes that you make it give it a splash of flair that mine is lacking…

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You forgot

“If I told you that you had a beautiful body…..would you hold it against me?”

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL

this one is almost believable

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

“So, you want to go back to my mom’s basement with me?” never really worked for me when I moved back home after college.

I was happy to move out.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Jun 30, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

She probably overheard you asking Mom for

…liquor and condom money

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jeez, be more discreet: we call that "allowance"

The worst was trying to get chicks to hitch a ride home in my mom’s minivan. That’s a game killer.

And by the way, I’m being sarcastic here. I was not smooth by any means but was certainly a little smoother than this… at least that’s what I’m saying.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Jun 30, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I bet you used to tell them

that you just staying at Motel 6 until escrow closed on your McMansion

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think I am usually funny

But I can’t “tell a joke”, or remember jokes. Just can’t.

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

All my Uncles (on both sides) were Navy men

so I heard many jokes growing up…..for an example search “monkey” and “cue ball”

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You may be right. ;p

woe unsuspecting women

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jun 30, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

who did you make out with?!?

by prezofdeath on Jun 30, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

plus you might have changed your mind in the last second just so I would be wrong!

by fanfaraway on Jun 30, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

maybe I did and maybe I didn't.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

what is the cap number?

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

99

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ESPN just said Boozer is staying in Utah

by tominhawaii on Jun 30, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

really?

will they try to keep milsap then?

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I dunno

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4295858

by tominhawaii on Jun 30, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Chris Broussard just said

That Portland and Toronto are neck and neck for Hedo and that Broussard thinks Toronto will win out.

by tominhawaii on Jun 30, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm rooting for Toronto

Hedo looks canadian already

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

if winning is losing

then they will win

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jun 30, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

PDX better off w/o Hedo - -

Rudy Trav Martell Nic – - that should cover the 3 more than enough – - Hedo mid shark jump – - will cost way too much for what ya get…everybody just picturing that long nasty dagger 3 in the Rose Garden…

""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "

by LetsBlaze on Jun 30, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

gooooooo Raptors

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

TiH posting b-ball related stuff in the junk drawer?

What has the world come to… SMH

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tom and Norsk decided to trade screen names

just for kicks

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

what does SLCDunk think of this?

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

http://www.slcdunk.com/2009/6/30/930460/your-opting-out-thread

When can we trade this guy?

Should a sign and trade be in the works as we speak??/

“You can live for Nothing or die for Something, it’s your call” – John Rambo

by Matt_Grbac on Jun 30, 2009 12:03 PM HST reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by tominhawaii on Jun 30, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

interesting

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

They're actually

Wondering why they are going to have to lose. Some think Okur.

by tominhawaii on Jun 30, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

How I picture Boozer right now

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Two revolutions are all you need. You might have called me a velocipede. I'll get you around at moderate speed. What am I?

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Bike

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

“Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.”

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I agree

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

you lose again...

good thing you got those brownie points earlier….

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I didn't lose

phonecely (sp) the word “agree” ends in the same sound as “Angry” and “Hungry”

so there….(I traded in the Brownie points for brownies and then ate them)

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cat?

by tominhawaii on Jun 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You sure you didn't mean to post that under your riddle???

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

lol ...

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

July 1 finally arriving...

Soon I’ll be able to comment on rosters again

""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "

by LetsBlaze on Jun 30, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

What is the next letter: W I T N .. ?

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I cheated...

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

e

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

L

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

W (what) I (is) T(the) N(next) L(letter)

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I thought you were spelling "Witness"

e

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

it's never a good idea to bury someone who is alive

especially if they know karate

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes

he would be buried alive

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tom's mom had four kids: Nickel, Dime, Quarter and what is the fourth?

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Tom

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tom

was adopted

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh and he is half brother's

with Fiddy Cent

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Anferney?

MillsFanBoy

by appel82 on Jun 30, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

penny?

half dollar?
silver dollar?
weird Hawaiian creature thingy???

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

good golly I am dumb

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

the following letters can be pronounced as a kind of animal, using pronounciations that exist in the english language: g-h-o-t-i

what is the animal?

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

sloth

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm going to sound it out and get it

gh makes an f sound

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

goat?

tigoh?(if you my 3 year old niece)

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

the answer is "fish"

“gh” can be pronounced like an “f” as in “rough” or “tough”
“o” can be pronouced as “i” like in “wagon”
“ti” can be pronounced like “sh” as in “motion” or “lotion”

I have joked before that I want to use this on every date and if the woman finds it funny/cool/interesting and doesn’t look at me like I am crazy, I will immediately profess my love.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

dang, I started breaking it down like that

but you beat me to it

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

sorry

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What's the best way to dispose of a body?

Points go to “green” answers and ways that aren’t too messy.

by tominhawaii on Jun 30, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

woodchipper

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

thats pretty messy yo...

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lime

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I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

take it to the morgue?

The Bedger formally known as ????????

by Rudiculous on Jun 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

letting uncle vinny take it to the car compactor

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

chop it into 6 parts

and feed it to hungry pigs

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

pigs

but you have to remove the teeth first

it has been a while since I watched that movie

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jun 30, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Movie? I thought that's what the Vancouver killer did

by Norsktroll on Jun 30, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I dont know

It was in the Guy Ritchie movie with Brad Pitt

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

I will talk about DeJuan Blair no more forever

by jonestr on Jun 30, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Snatch

by fanfaraway on Jul 1, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fish food

by southern oregon on Jun 30, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

cook and eat

no reason to waste the chemical energy stored within the corpse. your body can translate that into mechanical energy when you eat it.

Be green. It’s the right thing to do.

by prezofdeath on Jun 30, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm on a board or in a hole; A low isle in the sea; Essential, I; and musical; My own solution's ___.

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

knot

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I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

negative

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

its a key silly

Communism is the very definition of failure.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

alright

I will take your word for it

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Two trains leave different cities heading toward each other at different speeds. When and where do they meet?

Train A, traveling 70 miles per hour (mph), leaves Westford heading toward Eastford, 260 miles away. At the same time Train B, traveling 60 mph, leaves Eastford heading toward Westford. When do the two trains meet? How far from each city do they meet?