6/4/09 JD : Anniversary Edition
by TheTinfoil on Jun 3, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
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Got my fifth anniversary coming up next month. Past anniversaries have included me going to Sportfight at the Rose Garden, and doing the anniversary thing the night before. I'm also fairly confident we once spent it camping with no air mattress. So, this year, I need a game plan. Something guaranteed to not be terrible. For conversation's sake, let's assume money isn't an issue, but the plan has to be possible within one day. i live in Vancouver.
What would you do for the day? Anyplace in particular you'd take the lady/guy?
If you are without skill in this area, I have a different question for you:
If you had to lose one of your sense (sight, hearing, taste, smell, touch), which would you choose?
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i read that as
Ohhhh I wanted to fist you so bad.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
hey if its good enough
for the president
by phillyduck23 on Jun 3, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
whooo
diggin on the moderator. Nice.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on Jun 4, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Definitely could lose taste or smell...probably would rather lose taste.
Then I could eat green beans without complaining.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
my mom actually can't taste things
unless they are really strong, because she had some nose surgery a few years ago. It doesn’t seem that bad
by phillyduck23 on Jun 3, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
taste
A) Beer doesn’t taste bad anymore
B) no reason to eat yummy junk food
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
yeah I need to know how to do that :)
Yeah I just saw, I linked my account to twitter using the new post tools or whatever
Big ups to ben for the RT
She lives in my lap
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
I think I figured it out.
I’ll have to try it out next fanpost.
Trying not to get banned from the internets
damn your good lol
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
i need to claim Friday's JD right now...it's for Snake so don't you crazys beat me to it
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
btw, you need to EMAIL those gals NOW...
since the typical guy would wait 3 days to contact….this is your chance since it’s speed dating…
the girls are sitting there wondering, “am i gonna get a guy to contact me?”
if you are the first, then she’ll pay all the attention to you…IT’S TOTALLY DIFFERENT WITH SPEED DATING.
FIRST RESPONDER GETS FIRST BASE
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yeah, go for it now...
if you wait till tomorrow, the rest of the dudes will be emailing…and then she’ll be like “which one are you again?”
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remember something about your 3 minutes with her...the conversation or what she wear
make it less than a paragraph…just say, “i wanna see if we can get the rest of the 57 minutes of fun banter they stole from us last night…”
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thats actually good advice.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
actually?
gee Claire
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
gee thx claire...i see you've stab me in the back and jump ship to Prez
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lol she might as well have socked you in the nads
while she was at it
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
I'm not on a ship with anyone!
I’M ON A BOAT MAYN!!!
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
take a good hard look
at the mother ******* boat!
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
hahahaha yeah!!!
…………….
basically, kicked me off my own boat and went sailing on your own
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
I actually went with T-Pain
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
anytime, let me know if you need any help...just do it.
AND NO EMOTICONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
like, “hey good looking;) I can’t wait to see you again :)))))))”
subject line should start with “Re: Yesterday” or something conversational
don’t say the words “speed dating, follow up to speed dating, good times”…etc because it WILL BE CAUGHT IN EMAIL SPAM…and when she never responds, you thought she doesn’t like you when she actually never got your messaage
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wouldn't he want to be 4th then?
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
I'll delete mine if you want to write it up now. I just got tired of lagging screen
Trying not to get banned from the internets
nah, it's all good Tinfoil...snakes can wait
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its kinda bs when people are posting JDs early just to beat others out.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 3, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
it's not that. they get up to 1400 comments and it just bogs down.
Trying not to get banned from the internets
i'm good
just something has been bothering me for awhile…it bothered me so much that i had to ask for an explanation after all this time. i’m not satisfied with the response, but at least i feel like i can accept it.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 4, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I posted mine early a few days ago
because I go to bed early and I had to make the “Happy bday S4E” edition.
Alright, I need some help. I have to give a speech at graduation in approximately 44 hours. What do I talk about? I only get two minutes which is far too short for a speech.
proud hinrichsheeple
are you a valedictorian? senior class prez?
start with a joke or quick funny story. then do a few quick thank yous and you are good.
your first sentence should be “in conclusion”
that’s everyone’s favorite part.
Trying not to get banned from the internets
make it really really short
nobody wants to be at those things anyway
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on Jun 3, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’d rather have thirty seconds to a minute or four minutes. Two minutes is stuck in the middle.
proud hinrichsheeple
where are you graduating from?
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
I know...i feel bad for you
always trying to make a name for yourself but never quite escaping from the shadow of the mighty Prez
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
lol did you see what he said about you in my JD?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
yeah and i posted a pic of him
Prez.has.no.friends.hence.he.is.a.chosen.mod
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by broyposse on Jun 3, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL at the abbrev for MOD
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
yeah, try the "according to the new england journal of medicine..." then ask those who know the song to raise their hands...
oh man, i would PAY to see that
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no one is gonna remember your speech UNLESS you use that ice breaker...
you will become a LEGEND
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i'll give you $100 cold hard cash...would buy you a book and a drankkk
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she would be soo proud of you...because you just punk'd the other two smart VDs that no one wants to hear them say, YOU GOTTA DREAM when half your class just wants to an easy 9-5 job to get some moola to party!!!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
and who gives a f anyways?
nobody wants to be at those stupid ceremonies.
the after parties are fun though
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
let me quote myself from the other JD in giving Snake an ice breaker
oh here’s a pick up line: (i stole it from some HBO show)
"according to the new england journal of medicine, research has shown that all women do one of two things in the shower: they either masturbate or sing that one song that every women sings…"
then ask her "do you know that song?"
she’ll most likely say "no…"
then you say, "will you must masturbate then…"
hahaha ICE BREAKER!!!!
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you are slowly become AK, quoting yourself…
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on Jun 3, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
so Cab should change it to
"my dear friends, i found out something important today about our class. according to the new england journal of medicine, research has shown that all women do one of two things in the shower: they either masturbate or sing that one song that every women sings…"
raise your hand if " you know that song?"
half the class wont, so
then you say, "will you all who didn’t raise your hand must masturbate then…"
hahaha CLASS of 2009!!!!!!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Or nobody would laugh and the rest of the speech would be unbelievably awkard.
From Russia With Love
but that would be the speech...
like 30 seconds long
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
if you get them to raise their hands...or don't...it will NOT be awkward
trust me cabby
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for the next person
just make that the conclusion.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
and say , teh next two people will tell you to dream big and reach for the sky...
and i say, let’s PARTY!!!!!!!!
you will own it!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jun 3, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
b e a u tiful
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
it would be awkward for your mom
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
it would be so epically awesome
“best speech ever” territory.
you would be up there with Lincoln, Patton, MLK, etc.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on Jun 3, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
or he'd get boo'd off the stage. lol i wonder if that's ever happened at a grad thing.
that would be hilarious.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines03/0520-12.htm
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
i would have jumped up on stage and popped that guy square in the chin
probably counter productive to the message you’re trying to send, but i wouldn’t have been able to help myself.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
epic speech
if cabby had the cojones to go for it.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
I think everyone will appreciate clean humor at graduation
especially the grandparents
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
that sounds awkward
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
my granddad (RIP) told me this joke:
What do tight pants and cheap hotels have in common?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
the answer is no ballroom
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
but it's relevant now
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
A pirate goes into a bar with a ships wheel attached to his groin
The bar tender says “Hey ….you have a ships wheel attach to your Groin”
The pirate: “Aye…it’s drivin’ me nuts”
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 4, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Grand Milfs rule
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jun 3, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
nudity under your graduation gown
it got some laughs for me
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
this dude at my graduation
wore a nacho libre costume under his gown then tore off his gown as he was getting his diploma, the people on stage got mad a one of them shoved him off the stage
by phillyduck23 on Jun 3, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
my friend said the following as his graduation speech
“Let your heart be your universe”
I think it worked even better with the contrast of all the self serving long winded speeches that proceeded it.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Do a magic trick
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jun 3, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
if i remember my speech correctly
i talked about how we are all free to do what we wanted with our lives. hence the “im going commando” quote THAT GOT LAUGHS AND THEY WERE A GOOD THING
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
make it funny
all graduation speeches are stupid bc they talk either about the past or the future
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 3, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
at this point I’m probably going to make people laugh and do a few thank yous… I don’t have enough time to write something good.
proud hinrichsheeple
I asked this above but I don't think you saw...
where are you graduating from?
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Riverlink, it’s Battle Ground School District… it’s an alternative school with a bunch of really bright kids, most of whom go to Clark for Running Start.
I think 20% of the class has their AA from Clark and about 50% have a 3.5+ GPA.
proud hinrichsheeple
Dang it. I don't know anyone who goes to that school
so I can’t give you any dirt to dish in your epic speech.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
freshman year, one kid worked up the guts to ask out my co-valedictorian… he bought twenty red roses, got her to go with him… They started dancing and he went straight for the kiss. He’s never lived it down.
proud hinrichsheeple
lol your so mean prez
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 3, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
mind you, this was AT PROM. Most awkward moment in school history as she stormed out.
proud hinrichsheeple
pix or it didn't happen
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
He made so many mistakes in such a short period of time.
Roses? Seriously?
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
20 RED roses. And he gave them to her at the end of the school day in the hall.
proud hinrichsheeple
he was asking for it
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
for what, specifically?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
failure
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
considering it was prom
and he got her roses…
sounds like he was asking for a lot more than she wanted to give lol
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
every once in a while women like to get roses...
tuesdays that don’t fall on a holiday or anniversay
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random just because roses
yes, I can see that, but not for an established flower giving day
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Yeah, like roses
and a box of chocolates on Valentine’s day is super lame. You HAVE to do better than that.
Certified blazer.fangirl
i usually get my ma and my sis some on valentines day.
they always think it’s cool
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
sweet guy you are
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
Tri Cities is NOT rural.
200k people is a big city to me. I used to live in a town of <200. Walmart was 90 miles away…Costco was 200. THAT was rural.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
there are a few in southern oregon like Lakeview
east of K Falls and in that area there are really really small towns
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
have a friend in Lakeview...lol elevation there is crazy
there’s a lot of towns around John Day (if you know where that is) that are really small. Mt. Vernon, Dayville, Long Creek, Monument, etc.
All have only a couple hundred people each.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
yep
St Paul only has about 500 people and they put on that huge rodeo every year.
it’s not that rare
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
oh, I thought you lived outside of Tri-Cities in the cornfields and farm land or something.
proud hinrichsheeple
????
lol I live right in West Pasco—the “good side”…..fastest growing area in washington.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
I have no idea why, but I pictured you in the country.
200k is not a big town, though.
proud hinrichsheeple
not even close to a big town
I need 500k for a big town; even that without a larger metro area around it feels small.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
nah, I live a couple blocks from the biggest walmart this side of the mississippi
also next to the baseball stadium for the colorado rockies’ farm team.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
there's about 500 houses in our sub division....and 1000 more across the road.
good luck finding me lol
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
wise man you are
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
nothing more contrived than a dozen red roses
it screams either:
Sorry i cheated on you.
Sorry, but i’m going to cheat on you eventually
Sorry, but I don’t really think about what i’m going to buy you.
sucks cuz my sister’s name is rose, roses are nice flowers, they often smell good. hell, portland is the rose city. The Sick Rose is a great poem.
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
stop being jealous
you know you wish someone bought you roses
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 3, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
some one did, in 5th grade.
Then asked me to marry him. I said no.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
you must have one very fragrant va jay jay to get a 5th grader to propose
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 3, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
where the hell did claire go?
is she seriously going to take 10 minutes to come up with something clever to counter this?
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 3, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm watching a Red Sox game.
But uh I guess I could say that comment was out of line or something. But whatever.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
sorry if it was out of line
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 3, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
nah i am
sometimes i think of Bedgers as close like my IRL friends…i forget they arent, and need to know not to cross the line if she was serious.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 3, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I just thought it was a weird comment.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
i dont think she gave a [excrement] TBH
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
For some reason, the awkwardness in this ...
sidebar amuses me. Y’know, though, at times uncomfortable situations equal pure hilarity.
that's one way to put it
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
wait...this happened before the dance?
or during the dance?
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 3, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
as they were dancing… there was no “Go 90, let her come 10.” It was all 100 at once.
proud hinrichsheeple
lolololololol
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
thats HORRIBLE
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
my friend in HS was a victim of that...he was on the 0 side
he was the total cool guy…didn’t flirt with the chicks…stud basketball player…anyway we went on a bball trip and my and some of the guys went out of the hotel to grab a bite to eat and we came back and he got…umm…..well basically one of the girls ballers attacked him. he couldn’t resist.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
i propose
for fridays JD – most embarrassing story. I have an ultra embarrassing story i’m willing to contribute.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 3, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
for you personally or someone you know?
I don’t really have a personal embarrassing story but I know a few of other peoples’
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
just an embarassing story
i’ll tell one about myself tho. i’ve gotten old enough to not be self conscious about it.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 3, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
save it for the JD
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 3, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
"biggest rejection by a chick" (or guy, if you're a chick)
would be a good sub-heading
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
you definitely need to do Fridays...
i’m gonna trump TinFoil’s JD since it’s getting whacked in here…hahaha
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
just make an "alternate" JD
don’t delete this one. having two Junk D’s will spread the comments out so neither gets too full.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
call it
6/4 JD Part Deux
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
HAHA
best description ever.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 3, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
my wife works for that district.
I’ll be sure NOT to give out her name…heh…
Trying not to get banned from the internets
test for mensa
it’d be awesome to have more than 1 asian bedge mensan in here.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 3, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
lol, I have to be honest. My name is ironic because I’m a ginger and thus very white.
proud hinrichsheeple
LOL
all this time i thought you were an asian.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 3, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
ok i got somethign
Hey guys…I’m pretty positive the other 2 guys are going to talk about how fast HS went, or how our future is right infront of us. Well…guess what, our future is going to suck if the economy continues at the rate its going. 10 years from now you probably won’t remember my speech, but you probably will remember how awesome Timmy’s kegger was, or how you got lucky at prom with your date….continue with relevent memories.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 3, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
the parents will love that
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
pssh who cares about the parents
its cabby’s graduation
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
So basically your future will suck and this is the best that your life is gonna be?
From Russia With Love
pretty much
its kinda sad how my life has gone downhill…from popular man in HS to chatting 2-3 hrs a day online.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 3, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Just DON'T trip when you are walking across the stage.
A girl did that at my graduation. It was sad.
Certified blazer.fangirl
I think what I've learned about anniversay type things
is not so much the exact place or activity but the amount of effort and thought you put into it. The best anniversary plan I ever put together was when I got a friend to let me into her dorm room and put her favorite flowers everywhere (and a romantic note). We had dinner plans at her favorite type of restaurant (Italian), but by that point in the night she was already thrilled that I was so thoughtful. A few simple, personal gestures made the whole day.
Favorite flowers, favorite food, treat her like my queen and some effort. It might be different if you’ve been married for years, but that’s my advice
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
I'd love to hear about Tom's anniversaries.
Probably Ramen and some Twizzlers while watching Goonies.
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I've haven't been on BEdge for a while. Has tominrehab been banned, or is he still here?
From Russia With Love
yes, these popsicles are for real
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
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holy mother of god
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jun 3, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
you have to have the aforethought when manufacturing the switch
not rocket science, seems like something that wouldn’t get overlooked at the catholic lightswitch factories.
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
switch cover i mean
i’m toasted.
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
holy unplanned eroticism batman!
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 3, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Claire
did you read this?
Simmons is calling it a career for Big Papi.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
So sad but so true.
I’ll never stop wearing my Ortiz shirt though.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
what are they going to do with him?
are they just going to release him or bench him?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
I think neither. Francona will let him play his way out of this.
I think they will re-evaluate the situation after this season and post season.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
kinda ruins the season
when your DH isn’t even hitting the Mendoza Line though…
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
This JD is dirty!!
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
yeah...you might have to nuke this one Tinfoil and rebuild...ahahahah
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say the word, good man. i wanna hear about your advice to jake.
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i'll let you know in 37 mins
working on it
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btw, i like your JD topic!!!
i’m seriously gonna comment a serious comment below
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and you got some advice
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
nothing wrong with that
maybe you can learn some new vocab!
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
i saw that
that website is so awesome
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
OK...I effing got this won
I love gambling…and if your woman does, then great. If she doesn’t heres the twist for you…you get a small box, put some dice, some cards, and some poker chips in it. In the box you get a card and write something along the lines of…’the surest bet I ever made, was spending the rest of my life with you…then include like a voucher for a vegas trip that you prebooked, or like a weekend excursion to the coast and spirit mountain. BAM!
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
Too cheesy. Just give tix to Vegas and party it up there with the wifey. Then enjoy romantic evening at hotel.
From Russia With Love
cheasy will work
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 3, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
be awake and remember..... don't let the words "so what do YOU want to do today" be muttered out your mouth or you'll skuttle your own ship....
what ever you do you have to have planned it. and it has to be according to your plan…. if she decides you’ve accomplished nothing…. or at least it’d … ?? devalue the event and the “effort” you’ve put into it.
there are alot of good plans here. but I think the “effort” part is key…AND not letting them make the decisions…or at least have options. but make sure you planned it and she has no part in …. lol
never mind, just don’t say " so what do YOU want to do today" trust me.
The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out, burns out farms, and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
Magic in 6
suck it, Kobe
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
My 5 Year Anniversary is Friday
so basically, i just took out a piece of paper and wrote her a thank you letter, love letter, and just basically letting her know i’m grateful that i was wrong, and that our love can be stronger than the day we got married…
i’m gonna get her favorite flowers the night before on my way home, put it in the garage….
then just have this letter for her with the flowers…
at the end of the letter, it says, “oh by the way, we are going to Vegas for the weekend and making lots of babies in the MGM Pool!!! i love you!!!”
no joke kids…Vegas this Saturday!!! Happy 5th to me and my wifey!!!!
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lol wow
quite the charmer
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
dude i totally win
i nailed it on the head with vegas
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 3, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
you did...i actually had hawaii but taking our parents this summer before they croke...
was gonna do europe but we went because of work already…
so for a fun weekend, you can’t beat vegas….you totally won…just a bit different approach;)
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yours is more thoughtful and personal
mine was like a 1 sized fits all approach.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 3, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
i still propose a cheasy gambling line to make a smooth transition.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 3, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah many ways around it...1st anniversay definitely needs the cheese
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
aww, your wife is so lucky!
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Vegas is always fun. I was just there.
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jun 3, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
five years is special - do it right
My wife and I went to Hawaii for a couple weeks for our fifth anniversary. That was nice; a week in Oahu (stayed with relatives! whoohoo!) and a week in Maui (go trendwest!).
Since you need to make this work within a day, that clearly will not work. If you only have a day, then you are kind of stuck with being really creative and having different things to occupy yourself all day. I’d go cheesy: picnic somewhere nice for lunch (out of the city like Oxbow or Horning’s) and super stellar dinner. If you can just figure out that one thing you know she’d love (art walks, paint your own ceramic shop), that’d help. Also, my wife still talks about the anniversary themed gift heavy treasure hunt with special sweet clues that show you have paid attention occasionally that I did for her on our fourth anniversary.
We got ring tattoos and did b&b on the coast for our tenth that was also fun. So much to do in these parts.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
that's funny
Those resorts (assuming they have only changed the name) of theirs are off the chain though. I’ve been to the one at Depoe Bay and in Kihei, Maui. Just amazing.. so amazing..
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
as we married guys know
You always need to raise the bar on this stuff. The wife has been dropping hints for a few years about doing a TajMahal trip for the fifteenth anniversary.
My wife and I did Vegas right before we got married and haven’t again. May have to. It’s amazing how much effort one can put into a relationship that’ you already got locked down.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
yep
the longer we are together, the more money we get to pool for fun…and we are pretty much required to upgrade each time…but then it’s fun to be creative…you almost have to be or it becomes monotonous
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
where do you live?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
oh yea
if your wife likes flowers, take her to the Mingus Dahlia farm.. kind in North Vancouverish area. They have some bomb flowers there and you get to make your own dozen.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
i'm off to sleep.
Prez, do what you want with this. Lock it or have BRP made the G-rated version. i’m good with whatever.
Trying not to get banned from the internets
just leave it open....we'll see how the community reacts. i think it'll be nice having 2 JD's
let’s give it a shot anyway.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
not fair BRP has a ton of cougar experience wher Tinfoli has more, well 'couver experience
well, both the cougars and the couvers can be an adventure.
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
when are ballin?
i need help finding a free gym
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gym, we don't need no stinkin' gym mah'
stretballers are real.ballers.
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
i love TinFoil
i don’t need to up the cougar ante on him
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My wife is younger than me by two years. I have no cougar game.
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yeah, keep it TinFoil...good stuff...i'll make a Part 2
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Aight, I'm goin' to bed...gotta be up @ 4:45 tomorrow
stay out of trouble peeps.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
when you are a hardcore bedger
your priorities are a tad different…
Oxygen
Water
Food
Fornication
Blazers
Bedge
Almost in that order
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 4, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Drop food down a bit, and I’m with ya
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
drop food and water past fornicating and Blazers
and you have yourself a list
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
maybe when I was younger
if I don’t drink a lot of water, I develop gout. So water and oxygen would have to stay top for me.
But I’ll take Blazers and Fornicating over food just about anytime. 1. o2 2. h2o 3. gettin bizy 4. Blazers 5. food 6. bedge 7. job 8. sleep
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
oops
followed by sleep and a job of course.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 4, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I combine food and water with my blender
I’ve also mastered anaerobic living and I’ve been forced into abstinence, so my list is more like
liquid calories
shelter
sleep
Blazers/Bedge
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Wow. Just wow. Via Ben’s twitter, a Celtic blogger wants to trade Rondo for Bayless and Rudy.
The team that first jumps out at me is Portland. They have young talent to spare and a need for a point guard. Blazers Edge seems to think that Jerryd Bayless has a big fan in GM Kevin Pritchard but I still think that they’d be interested in Rondo. But what would they give up?
Ideally, I’d get Rudy Fernandez, Nicolas Batum, and Jerryd Bayless but I don’t see that happening. Still, I’d probably press for two of the three. Rondo and Tony Allen for Rudy and Nic or Bayless? It’s a lot to give up for the Blazers but Rondo was a borderline All-Star PG last year. The Blazers also have a number of guys playing the same position as Rudy and Nic so they could afford to move them for a starting PG.
proud hinrichsheeple
Did that guy hit his head on something?
Rondo works GREAT in their system. My question is would Rondo look that good without 3 (near) hall of fame players on the same court
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
i have vastly underrated Rondo
I’d be shocked if Rondo could carry any contending team without the big 3…even if he could I still wouldnt pull the trigger on that trade. In all fairness that may be a fair trade, I just have too much of a man crush on Rudy.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 4, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Ray Allen and Rajon Rondo are a perfect backcourt tandem.
It’s just like how Brandon Roy and Kirk Hinrich would be a perfect backcourt tandem.
When it comes to the backcourt, the skill sets of the guards must balance each other.
My mom always says he has a nice shaped noggin.
Certified blazer.fangirl
by Roybot on Jun 4, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec for watching ball with your mom
(not sarcastic)
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
I feel like
developing a jumpshot is one of the easiest skills to acquire in basketball. Creating a shot is different, but just hitting an open shot is a matter of practice. Rondo could develop a reliable jumpshot and be the number 3 PG in the league.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
if it only costs us 2 of the 3 I say do it...any combo that includes their dealbreaker. if it's only 2 of them 3 what 2 do you lose and what one do you keep? daves post answered that so pththththth pt ;)
The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out, burns out farms, and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
wow.. > 300 comments before the new day
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
MORNING JD IS UP...DON"T USE IT TILL TOMORROW
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have a good night everyone
keep it clean.
stay cool forever.
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night lover
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
a w k w a r d
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
now its awkward only because you said it was.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
...
tumble weeds roll by scene and crickets chirping
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 4, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
grr symbols didnt work.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 4, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
excalmation points, stars, pound signs
didnt load up for some reason during my post.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 4, 2009 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
you tell him
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
it's always awkward with you Claire
okay maybe that sounded a bit weird
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
lol
apology note following a wedding.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
that is mad funny
I am sorry Charlotte did a strip tease to the chx dance, but I think your dad really enjoyed how many times she flashed the crowd.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
First, get her our of school by calling the principal and pretending to be her dad and claiming that her grandma died. Then, steal your best friend’s dad’s ferrari and drive her downtown. Next, impersonate a famous entrepreneur to get a seat at a five-star restaurant. Then, quickly hit up the floor of the stock exchange, the top of the sears tower, and catch a fly ball at wrigley field. At this point you’re going to want to make out in front of glass artwork at the art institute. To close the perfect date, hijack a german heritage parade and lip sync danke schoen and twist and shout in front of a crowd of thousands.
Pro tip: if your best friend goes catatonic when he sees the mileage on the stolen ferrari, make sure your girl doesn’t disrobe in front of him. HE WILL WATCH.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
excellent suggestion
also remember that car mileage will NEVER reverse when you put the car in reverse – so just forget that nonsense.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
bye bye bosh
no surprise. that bosh strongly hints that he’s getting out of dodge as fast as he can.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
Re the topic
I talked to my sis[the social director] and she informs me that my folks anniversary in Aug. will be their 66th
that is epic
I can’t imagine even living that long; let alone being married that amount of time.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
I think what he means to say is that
cancer patients are losers.
Perhaps I should change my avatar to a pentagram..
Trying not to get banned from the internets
If I could find a picture of week wrapped in tinfoil while going through a metal detector, THAT would be my avatar.
Trying not to get banned from the internets
The latest uproar in my rural berg
Has been about allowing a cell tower at the fire station,despite the lack of any credible scientific evidence that it poses any medical hazard we are recomending that the truly paranoid wear Tinfoil hats
by southern oregon on Jun 4, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
According to churchofsatan.com
it costs $200 to get one of those cards. That’s dedication Tom!
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Its some kind of dont have to pay property taxes
Ponzi scam that Tom is trying to suck you into.
by southern oregon on Jun 4, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
only users lose drugs
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
by idoltime on Jun 5, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i feel like people are intentionally dense.
DAMON used drugs. I do not use drugs. clear?
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oh wait, I mis read what you typed. you're funny. i'm reccing you now.
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yeah - I got not problems with you, Damon, Michael Phelps, Robert Parish,Woody Harrelson, Winnie the Pooh.. none of them
My only problem with Tinfoil in these situations is the urban legend that smoking anything through aluminum causes brain damage and the known fact that metal detectors go off when you have metal.
Damon, bro, seriously. Paper, plastic, glass, latex, ceramic, quartz, cardboard, rubber, shale.. how many better composite materials exist for the transporation of illicit products?!?!
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
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