We had it all planned out, my co-worker and I...the third person in our little cubicircle would be gone for a week and a half, we'd decorate his desk while he was gone, signs bright colors, maybe some ballons to let him know he was loved... and embarrased easily.  He was to return to work today.  Slight problem.

He went to Honduras on vacation...

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D994FV8O0&show_article=1

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8123513.stm

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124623220955866301.html

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE55R24E20090629?sp=true

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE55R1S820090628?sp=true

Now his desk is decorated, but he's not back yet... and we look a bit like jerks.